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Go, go!
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Stand your ground, Peter.
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That's right.
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Beat 'em to the top, Tommy.
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Go, go, you got it, you got it.
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Over there.
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Don't worry, you'll get it.
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You'll get that.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Come on, Johnny.
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Come on, bring it back.
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Bring it on down.
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Whoa.
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Stay on it, honey.
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Tommy, drive in.
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Good, Tommy.
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Stay on him.
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Thanks, Mrs. Broderick.
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Mom, Dad's here.
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Take this.
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What'd I miss?
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4 to 3, last five seconds,
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winning goal scored by Thomas Broderick.
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Yes.
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What?
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$3.6 million in damages.
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Losing butt kicked by
Thomas Broderick's old man.
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3.6, we, we get a quarter of that?
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My God, Dan, oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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We made it, Betts.
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We finally made it
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And we had, finally.
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For years, we'd worked
ourselves to the bone.
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Dan, first as a medical
student, then as a law student,
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and finally, as an attorney.
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And me, well, besides
raising our four children,
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I'd done everything from
babysitting to selling housewares,
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to teaching elementary school
during those lean years.
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And finally, when the
'80s arrived, so did we.
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Our lifestyle became downright opulent.
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We joined two country clubs,
bought a ski condo in Colorado,
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and a boat in La Jolla.
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To put a mildly, we were euphoric.
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We were celebrating,
literally celebrating.
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Let me fix your tie,
Colonel Butler.
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You think I should have
bought that cane we saw today?
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Oh, honey, if you were
any more decked out,
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they'd build a theme park around you.
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Now can we go before my
dress goes out of style?
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Gentlemen, start your cameras.
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We're coming.
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Here we go.
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Okay.
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- You look beautiful, Mom.
- Thank you, darling.
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- You, too, Dad.
- Thank you, thank you.
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Okay, you guys smile.
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One, two, three.
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Great.
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No more pictures, I'm sorry.
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That's absolutely the last one.
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- We gotta go.
- Mrs. Broderick has to leave.
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- Good night.
- Good night, Mom.
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- Good night, Dad.
- Lovely to see you.
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- Lovely to see you.
- Good night, Daddy.
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Good night, charming.
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Oh, look, there's Kevin and Susan.
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- Yes.
- Oh.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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You look, well and well.
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GQ, Miss Vogue.
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Now that is what I
call a stunner of a gown.
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Well, you know when you
travel with a guy in a cape,
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you gotta look stunning.
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Damn right, and you do, Betts.
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- You do.
- Thank you.
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I think we should get one of those.
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Let's go.
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See you in a bit.
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Dan, I've been hearing
about your impressive victory.
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Ah, well, I owe it
entirely to your husband.
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Oh, bull.
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All I did was recommend you for the job.
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Exactly.
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For which everybody knows
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you put your reputation on the line.
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It made me work just a little harder.
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Well, Dan, you deserved it.
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You're a hell of a litigator.
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Thanks.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Betty and I would like very much
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for both of you
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to, uh, join us
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in Paris,
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on me.
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What?
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Dan, no, we couldn't.
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Too late.
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Prepaid, no money back.
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We leave Thursday.
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Thursday.
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Dan, that's my
manicure day, you know that.
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Oh, I think it sounds like a lot of fun.
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Thank you both very much.
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Thank you.
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Come on, Betts, this one's ours.
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What?
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You don't want to go to Paris?
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Would have been nice if you told me.
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What?
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You make these grand gestures.
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You act royalty or something.
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It's irritating as hell.
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Come on, Betts, that's
the reason you married me.
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Okay, let me make it really
simple for you, okay?
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Yeah, furnish the
documents that I requested
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before I left for Paris,
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or I extend the suit against Dr. Crosston
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and include the hospital.
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It's your choice.
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What?
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Well, look, I'll tell you something.
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No, I never kid after five o'clock.
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Bye bye.
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Alice.
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Alice.
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Should never have left.
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Should never have left.
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Alice.
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Listen, I need this stuff
finished by lunch tomorrow.
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If you have any questions,
I'll be in at 7:30.
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Hey, I was just comin' to talk to you.
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Can we do it on the run, I'm late.
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I haven't seen you
since the Blackstone Ball
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and I wanted to give you an update.
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I moved out last night.
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Susan and I are officially split.
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Geez, Kevin, I'm sorry.
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I thought you guys might be
able to pull it back together.
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Too far gone, Danny boy.
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You want to grab a beer?
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Oh, I would, you know I would.
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But I got Grant's Cub Scout
group in the backyard tonight.
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Oh, you gonna teach
them how to light a fire
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by rubbing a doctor's legs together.
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Now that's in very poor taste.
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- I like that.
- Yeah.
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Come on.
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Okay, guys, ten-hut.
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Hi-ya, hi-ya.
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Oh, very impressive, you make me proud.
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Okay, where were we?
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Uh, all right, this is a stake.
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It's not the kind of
stake you put ketchup on.
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It's the kind of stick
that holds up your tent.
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Take your mallet, take your stake-
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Dan, Ron
Phillips is on the phone.
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Oh, geez.
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Okay, time out, guys.
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I'll be right back.
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Can you cover for me for a second?
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He's plannin' to testify on Monday.
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He's probably got the jitters.
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Well, yeah,
how long you gonna be?
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Well, it's already 11 back there.
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How long can he talk?
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Oh, okay.
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Okay, okay, okay, okay,
where were you before, uh,
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Captain Broderick so rapidly departed?
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Ron, hey.
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No, no, no, no, look, no,
it's no problem at all.
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Ask away, I'm all ears.
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Yeah.
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The third man went to
stay at the haunted house
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and he was terrified that
the coffin was gonna come
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and get him, too, because
it got the other two guys.
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He said, "I will be
courageous," and he went to bed.
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But as soon as he was
asleep, he was awakened
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by the thump, thump,
thump, on the third floor.
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The thump, thump, thump,
on the second floor.
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Thump, thump, thump, on first floor.
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Jeffrey, your mother's here.
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- Bye.
- Thanks, Betty.
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- Hi, Mom.
- Hi, boys.
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Hi.
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- Bye, Eva.
- Bye bye.
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Is Dad still on the phone?
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I'm sorry, honey.
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He had a client.
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He always has a client.
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Well, I'll make sure he comes up
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and tucks ya in before you go to bed.
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Okay?
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Are you makin' this up, Ron?
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That makes my sides hurt.
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Dad.
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Thanks.
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Good night.
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Hi, there.
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So how was Seattle?
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Oh, how is ever?
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Rainy, damp.
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The contractors ever show?
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Not until I threatened them.
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With what?
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My wrath and your reputation.
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There's a combo.
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So?
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So the foundation crack's
worse than we thought.
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Worse than you thought.
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I always said it was bad.
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- You want to hear this?
- Sure, sure.
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They can't work around us.
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We have to move out when they fix it.
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- Oh, come on.
- Oh, calm down.
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I've already taken care of it.
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I spent about a thousand hours
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with a thousand realtors this week.
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Therefore, we actually have
some pretty decent rentals
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for you to see, starting tomorrow.
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Hmm, okay.
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Little present.
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Can't go to a St. Patrick's
Day party without one
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You're one of a kind,
Betts, you know that?
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I know that.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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All right, listen up,
everybody, listen up.
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I actually memorized it this year.
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You ready for this?
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Have you ever been to Ireland
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where the rolling hills are green?
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Oh, sure and it's the fairest land
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that ever yet was seen.
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And though those hills of
Ireland maybe very far away,
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they're close to every Irish
heart, no matter what the day.
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Now listen to this.
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I got an Irish limerick.
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Who's that?
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That is our new receptionist.
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Wow, she is really, uh.
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Wow.
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So, uh,
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Mr. Workaholic actually
appreciates women after all?
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Well, not just any woman,
but, uh, that woman, yeah.
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Yeah.
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I have lots of friends
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who are real pretty.
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One's a former Miss America.
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I mean, she gets out in
the shower beautiful.
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But I've never heard Dan
say, "Wow, she's pretty,"
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about anybody.
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And then Kevin walked
in with his new trophy.
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Come on, Betts,
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the lift line's not getting any shorter.
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But I wasn't the one
who couldn't find his gloves.
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Well, got 'em now, so let's get goin'.
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Well, you've got it now
'cause I found it for you,
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so get off my back.
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Hey, folks, I hate
those long lift lines.
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Can we hustle it up?
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Okay, Larry, I'll be right there.
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The Broderick man has
spoken, let the seas part.
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Don't start that Broderick
man crap again, Betts, okay?
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Oh, okay, you're the boss,
I'm just the hired hand.
266
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Well it pays well enough.
267
00:13:42,827 --> 00:13:44,627
Not as well as being your brother.
268
00:13:45,710 --> 00:13:47,169
What does that mean?
269
00:13:47,170 --> 00:13:48,140
Did you think I wouldn't notice
270
00:13:48,141 --> 00:13:50,059
you keep lending him money?
271
00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:50,893
What are you talking about you?
272
00:13:50,893 --> 00:13:51,860
We make investments together.
273
00:13:51,861 --> 00:13:53,719
He makes more money than I do.
274
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,699
Oh, are you proud of that?
275
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:56,779
Oh.
276
00:13:56,780 --> 00:13:57,914
Come on.
277
00:13:57,915 --> 00:13:58,748
With all the money you lend him
278
00:13:58,749 --> 00:13:59,749
every time he asks,
279
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,719
your own family could be
living like aristocrats.
280
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,499
Well, our family
does live like aristocrats
281
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,879
because I bust my butt 100 hours a week.
282
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,289
Oh, oh, it's all you.
283
00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:08,879
That's right, I'm just along for the ride.
284
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,129
Now, why am I even here?
285
00:14:10,130 --> 00:14:10,963
Why don't I leave?
286
00:14:10,964 --> 00:14:12,703
Why don't we just get a divorce?
287
00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:25,459
You up?
288
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:27,109
You can't even go on a vacation, can you?
289
00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:28,090
Without bringing it all down
290
00:14:28,091 --> 00:14:30,380
with your endless, petty, nonsense.
291
00:14:30,381 --> 00:14:31,214
Petty?
292
00:14:31,215 --> 00:14:33,041
Petty, it's our money that
you're investing with him.
293
00:14:33,042 --> 00:14:33,875
Oh, yeah, our money that I made.
294
00:14:33,876 --> 00:14:35,709
That you made while I busted my butt
295
00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:37,003
to raise our four kids.
296
00:14:41,483 --> 00:14:42,509
- You ready yet?
- Do I look ready?
297
00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:43,510
Come on.
298
00:14:51,103 --> 00:14:52,103
Come on.
299
00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:54,050
- Hey.
- Hi.
300
00:14:54,873 --> 00:14:57,428
Get up there, move.
301
00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:58,841
- All set?
- Where's?
302
00:14:58,842 --> 00:15:00,842
Oh, uh, she's not gonna be joining us.
303
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,209
She'll probably pout for a couple of hours
304
00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:05,623
and then ski the pants off
the rest of us all day long.
305
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,989
Oh, no, Dad's gonna.
306
00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:12,928
Hey.
307
00:15:12,928 --> 00:15:13,880
See you between six and eight?
308
00:15:13,881 --> 00:15:15,369
Okay, yeah, don't go
growing the house, all right?
309
00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:16,894
- Yeah.
- Bye, Daddy.
310
00:15:16,895 --> 00:15:17,728
Bye bye.
311
00:15:17,728 --> 00:15:18,561
Go, go, go, go, okay.
312
00:15:18,562 --> 00:15:20,059
Uh, she's the boss.
313
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:22,459
Hi, uh, boxes with the
blue tape on the bottom,
314
00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:23,400
red tape go on top.
315
00:15:23,401 --> 00:15:24,450
You want some coffee?
316
00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:27,290
I just wanted to thank you
317
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,799
for pitching in the way you
have the last couple of weeks.
318
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,459
When Alice told me how
long she was gonna be out,
319
00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:32,819
I figured I was in big trouble,
320
00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:33,820
but
321
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,819
you saved us.
322
00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:39,579
Gave me a chance to do
something besides answer phones.
323
00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:41,330
Which brings me to my next point.
324
00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:44,118
I sound like a lawyer.
325
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,059
It's become pretty
obvious to me lately
326
00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:49,549
that I'm gonna need a full-time assistant,
327
00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:52,339
so if you're interested
in joining the team,
328
00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:53,340
the job's yours.
329
00:15:55,850 --> 00:15:57,150
You got yourself a deal.
330
00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:35,749
This is amazing.
331
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:38,199
It's like we always lived here.
332
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,889
Well, the upstairs and the kids' rooms
333
00:16:39,890 --> 00:16:41,679
still look like a cyclone
went through them,
334
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:44,030
but wait till
you taste my veal roast.
335
00:16:51,529 --> 00:16:54,659
Oh, when I was in college,
I looked so good in these,
336
00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:56,509
I could have gotten arrested.
337
00:16:56,510 --> 00:16:59,759
Nowadays, I still get arrested,
but for the wrong reasons.
338
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,139
They will let
anyone shop in here.
339
00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:03,179
Susan,
340
00:17:03,180 --> 00:17:04,469
hi,
341
00:17:04,470 --> 00:17:05,470
how are ya?
342
00:17:06,201 --> 00:17:07,201
Um, not great.
343
00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:12,109
Kevin actually filed for a divorce.
344
00:17:12,110 --> 00:17:13,409
Oh, Susan.
345
00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:16,359
Oh my God, I'm sorry, I thought.
346
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,799
I thought maybe he was
just going through a phase.
347
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,579
Are you all right?
348
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:25,003
Uh, truthfully, I've never
been better in some ways.
349
00:17:25,930 --> 00:17:30,930
But in others, I'm a
complete basket case.
350
00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:36,539
But, um, shopping helps.
351
00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:37,739
Anyway, I gotta go.
352
00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:39,779
So, um, call me.
353
00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:40,780
Yes.
354
00:17:42,143 --> 00:17:44,229
Geez, what is with Kevin?
355
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,002
What is with all of them?
356
00:17:46,003 --> 00:17:46,836
I mean, Dan's even gone out
357
00:17:46,837 --> 00:17:48,610
and hired some new airhead assistant.
358
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,699
Well, they all hire
airheads at some point.
359
00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:54,873
Gosh, Marge, what's a nice girl to do?
360
00:17:56,290 --> 00:17:57,467
I'm off now, Lydia.
361
00:18:00,285 --> 00:18:01,459
If you can get the kids bathed
362
00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:04,355
and dressed and ready for dinner by seven.
363
00:18:04,356 --> 00:18:07,399
Bye.
364
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,339
May I help you?
365
00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:27,529
Yeah, I'm here for Dan.
366
00:18:27,530 --> 00:18:28,619
Are you a client?
367
00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:29,699
I'm his wife.
368
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:32,719
Oh, forgive me, I, I just started.
369
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,569
- Anyway, they're out.
- They?
370
00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:37,429
Last time I looked, I
just had one husband.
371
00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:39,383
No, he and Linda, they went to lunch.
372
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,013
It's his birthday today.
373
00:18:43,740 --> 00:18:45,229
Really?
374
00:18:45,230 --> 00:18:46,230
Oh, right.
375
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:50,200
- Of course, sorry.
- I'll wait in here.
376
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,279
How was lunch?
377
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,930
Oh,
378
00:19:55,931 --> 00:19:57,429
you know.
379
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,263
Why?
380
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:01,049
Oh, 'cause I made a
special birthday dinner,
381
00:20:01,050 --> 00:20:02,915
roast beef, just like you requested.
382
00:20:02,916 --> 00:20:04,459
Oh, that's terrific, thanks.
383
00:20:04,460 --> 00:20:05,729
To make things extra special,
384
00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:07,589
I traipsed downtown with
a bottle of champagne
385
00:20:07,590 --> 00:20:10,289
so we could watch the
sun go down together,
386
00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:13,039
but you weren't there.
387
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,563
Why didn't you call or something?
388
00:20:14,564 --> 00:20:16,729
You know, I'd of moved some things around.
389
00:20:16,730 --> 00:20:18,489
You bastard.
390
00:20:18,490 --> 00:20:20,799
Who goes to lunch for seven hours
391
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,993
and with a 19-year-old whore to boot?
392
00:20:24,230 --> 00:20:25,230
Are you nuts?
393
00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:29,123
I've been in a depositions
since 1:30 and Linda was,
394
00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:33,186
I don't even know where Linda was.
395
00:20:33,187 --> 00:20:35,437
You're gonna stand
here and lie to my face.
396
00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:38,639
What am I, some client?
397
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:39,560
Some judge?
398
00:20:39,561 --> 00:20:42,649
Some gullible half-ass jury?
399
00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:44,819
You think you could convince
me that black is white.
400
00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:46,870
Admit it, Dan, you are sleeping with her.
401
00:20:47,710 --> 00:20:48,909
Could we take this inside?
402
00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:51,049
Why, why, am I shouting?
403
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,249
Am I embarrassing you?
404
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,076
Bull, I am right is what I am.
405
00:20:54,077 --> 00:20:55,553
Oh, come on, Betts.
406
00:20:56,946 --> 00:20:57,779
You want to talk out here?
407
00:20:57,780 --> 00:20:58,959
Fine.
408
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:02,379
I swear to you, I'm not
having an affair with Linda.
409
00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:03,710
Or anybody else.
410
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,574
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
411
00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:20,924
What are you doin'?
412
00:21:20,925 --> 00:21:22,651
What, what are you?
413
00:21:55,259 --> 00:21:56,259
Who cares?
414
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,050
I don't know, Dan.
415
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,553
I mean, burning your clothes.
416
00:22:01,968 --> 00:22:02,801
That's Betty.
417
00:22:02,802 --> 00:22:03,960
A little extreme though.
418
00:22:05,001 --> 00:22:07,033
Well, I can afford new clothes.
419
00:22:08,169 --> 00:22:09,199
I don't think that's what I meant.
420
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,563
Well, then, what did you mean?
421
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:16,853
Look, Betty got out
of hand, I get out of hand.
422
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,849
It's par for the course, you
should pardon the expression.
423
00:22:20,850 --> 00:22:22,219
Dan, this is a woman
who's been telling you
424
00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:23,949
she wants a divorce since your honeymoon.
425
00:22:23,950 --> 00:22:25,100
Doesn't that worry you?
426
00:22:26,150 --> 00:22:28,039
Right now, I'm more worried
about sinking this putt.
427
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,773
Do you mind if we drop the subject?
428
00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:33,729
Why would somebody retain us as counsel
429
00:22:33,730 --> 00:22:35,409
and then go off and do
whatever the hell he wants to?
430
00:22:35,410 --> 00:22:37,029
He's an even bigger obstacle in this case
431
00:22:37,030 --> 00:22:38,230
than the hospital board.
432
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:42,660
Yeah, good point.
433
00:22:44,060 --> 00:22:45,879
Uh, yeah, I guess that's it.
434
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,887
Oh, uh, Linda, is there
any news on the Corvette?
435
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:51,819
Well, they've had seven weeks to find one.
436
00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:53,570
What, is red such an unusual color?
437
00:22:55,270 --> 00:22:56,353
You know, what-
438
00:22:56,354 --> 00:22:57,187
- Dan, I need you-
- No, don't bother.
439
00:22:57,187 --> 00:22:58,020
Call the Driggs-
I can't remember
440
00:22:58,020 --> 00:22:58,853
- the punchline.
- And tell them to stuff it.
441
00:22:58,854 --> 00:23:00,271
Enough is enough.
442
00:23:00,272 --> 00:23:03,459
Come on.
443
00:23:03,460 --> 00:23:06,419
Listen, I'm under orders
to resume my vacation.
444
00:23:06,420 --> 00:23:07,729
Yeah.
445
00:23:07,730 --> 00:23:09,769
Well, thanks for everything,
you're doin' a great job.
446
00:23:09,770 --> 00:23:13,283
I can, yeah, I can actually
relax of a fashion.
447
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,379
I will.
448
00:23:16,380 --> 00:23:17,623
Okay, you take care now.
449
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,489
I feel that you have a frivolous case here
450
00:23:36,490 --> 00:23:39,020
and I just don't want
to be involved with it.
451
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:45,096
Well, you're certainly
entitled to your feelings, sir.
452
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:47,550
Want some good news?
453
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:49,299
Yeah, sure, what do you got?
454
00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:50,929
How much do you still
want that red Corvette
455
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,299
you told me to tell them to stuff?
456
00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:55,079
What do you mean?
457
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,209
Well, I did my own
little research project
458
00:23:57,210 --> 00:24:00,519
and lo and behold, the exact
car you specified is in fact,
459
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:03,299
sitting at a dealership,
waiting for you to purchase it.
460
00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:05,209
Provided you're still interested.
461
00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:06,899
Provided I'm still interested.
462
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:07,969
Very funny.
463
00:24:07,970 --> 00:24:09,070
When can I pick it up?
464
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,800
They close at six, you better leave now.
465
00:24:13,980 --> 00:24:15,359
Now, it's only 1:15.
466
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,360
Where is this place?
467
00:24:18,516 --> 00:24:19,516
Malibu.
468
00:24:20,672 --> 00:24:21,672
Oh.
469
00:24:22,780 --> 00:24:25,723
- This is fantastic, thanks.
- Anytime.
470
00:24:27,570 --> 00:24:29,693
Hey, you did all the work on this, uh,
471
00:24:32,394 --> 00:24:33,863
want to go for a ride in my new car?
472
00:24:34,712 --> 00:24:37,195
Only if you put the top down.
473
00:25:31,102 --> 00:25:32,529
So you finally found one?
474
00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:35,263
Well, actually I didn't, uh,
475
00:25:36,806 --> 00:25:40,458
I mean, I didn't think I
would, but there it is.
476
00:25:40,459 --> 00:25:41,459
Oh, well.
477
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:44,480
Maybe this'll help.
478
00:25:45,850 --> 00:25:47,459
Help?
479
00:25:47,460 --> 00:25:48,839
Help you.
480
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:49,840
Feel better.
481
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,490
I know you're not happy, Dan.
482
00:25:53,658 --> 00:25:54,979
I don't know why, exactly.
483
00:25:54,980 --> 00:25:57,100
Maybe it's me, maybe not, I don't know.
484
00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:00,433
I hope this helps.
485
00:26:25,093 --> 00:26:26,579
Alice, you want to hit
the lights on your way out?
486
00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:28,839
Have you got a minute for me?
487
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,719
Uh, sure, what's up?
488
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,289
I have been very loyal and
hardworking since I came here,
489
00:26:33,290 --> 00:26:34,290
is that right?
490
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,819
Alice, I don't think
this is the best time
491
00:26:37,820 --> 00:26:39,019
to talk about a raise.
492
00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:41,470
I don't want to raise,
I want a little respect.
493
00:26:43,230 --> 00:26:44,230
Excuse me.
494
00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:47,019
Mr. Broderick, that woman
has been here six months
495
00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:49,629
and already makes more money
than I do, than any of us do.
496
00:26:49,630 --> 00:26:51,383
She has an office the size of,
497
00:26:53,230 --> 00:26:55,449
well, you know what she has.
498
00:26:55,450 --> 00:26:57,650
I don't think you can
treat people this way.
499
00:26:58,510 --> 00:26:59,713
Hold on a second.
500
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,649
First of all, Linda's
entirely different things
501
00:27:02,650 --> 00:27:04,679
- from what you do.
- I know.
502
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,680
She can't type.
503
00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:09,379
Well, she's a legal
assistant, not a secretary.
504
00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:11,459
She doesn't have to type.
505
00:27:11,460 --> 00:27:14,063
And as far as the office goes,
506
00:27:15,370 --> 00:27:17,239
she needs the privacy 'cause
she spends a good deal of time
507
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,809
on the phone to clients on my behalf,
508
00:27:18,810 --> 00:27:21,139
so that I can spend time
finding new clients,
509
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,963
so that we can all prosper.
510
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,450
Does that make sense?
511
00:27:30,670 --> 00:27:31,670
Of course.
512
00:27:34,580 --> 00:27:36,242
Good luck to both of you.
513
00:27:36,243 --> 00:27:37,413
Are you quitting?
514
00:27:39,390 --> 00:27:40,419
You really ought to think about
515
00:27:40,420 --> 00:27:43,439
how you treat people, Mr.
Broderick, all people that is,
516
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,440
not just the ones you think are special.
517
00:27:52,564 --> 00:27:53,713
Try the gear shift.
518
00:27:55,096 --> 00:27:56,096
Yeah, yeah.
519
00:27:58,135 --> 00:27:58,968
This is great, Mom.
520
00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:01,145
How did you ever know
to find one of these?
521
00:28:01,146 --> 00:28:03,169
Katie, your mom's
not as old as you think.
522
00:28:03,170 --> 00:28:05,533
- I guess not.
- Merry Christmas, darling.
523
00:28:09,090 --> 00:28:10,823
Your father's as old as you think.
524
00:28:14,541 --> 00:28:15,817
Ah,
525
00:28:15,818 --> 00:28:17,318
is it to them, no.
526
00:28:18,257 --> 00:28:20,747
Oh yeah, it's Mom's.
527
00:28:20,748 --> 00:28:25,748
Oh, Dan.
528
00:28:28,530 --> 00:28:30,593
Mm, hot stuff, Dad.
529
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:32,440
I'll say.
530
00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:36,707
Thank you.
531
00:28:37,551 --> 00:28:38,551
Well.
532
00:28:39,977 --> 00:28:42,479
I know it's not the exact
one you said you liked,
533
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,559
but, I don't know,
534
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,019
I thought this would be more of a surprise
535
00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:50,683
and, uh, you know, I actually
kind of like this one better.
536
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,849
You liked it better?
537
00:28:54,850 --> 00:28:56,709
Well, I mean-
538
00:28:56,710 --> 00:28:58,260
You mean you liked it better.
539
00:28:59,425 --> 00:29:00,336
And that's what counts.
540
00:29:00,337 --> 00:29:02,106
I mean, that's what it's all about.
541
00:29:02,107 --> 00:29:04,407
You make it and you spend
it on what you want.
542
00:29:06,174 --> 00:29:07,674
Oh, geez, Betts.
543
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,189
It's not like it costs any less.
544
00:29:10,190 --> 00:29:13,049
Oh, exactly, so why
not give me what I want?
545
00:29:13,050 --> 00:29:14,439
You certainly got what you wanted,
546
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,219
even though you had to
spend an extra seven grand
547
00:29:16,220 --> 00:29:18,169
to get it when you wanted it.
548
00:29:18,170 --> 00:29:20,059
Could you guys just cool it?
549
00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:22,069
It's Christmas, your mom wants to behave
550
00:29:22,070 --> 00:29:23,146
like a spoiled brat, let's let her.
551
00:29:23,147 --> 00:29:25,569
What kind of person gets
his wife a Christmas present
552
00:29:25,570 --> 00:29:26,933
she doesn't even want?
553
00:29:29,370 --> 00:29:30,769
That's a beautiful ring.
554
00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:31,919
But it's not what I asked for,
555
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,415
so that makes it a piece of crap.
556
00:29:57,943 --> 00:29:59,039
Here you go, ma'am.
557
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,040
Thank you.
558
00:30:08,172 --> 00:30:10,987
Hi.
559
00:30:10,988 --> 00:30:11,821
Well, I haven't been here
560
00:30:11,822 --> 00:30:13,569
- in I don't know how long.
- Yeah.
561
00:30:13,570 --> 00:30:15,370
We should do this more often, Dan.
562
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:20,880
Betts.
563
00:30:21,584 --> 00:30:22,584
What?
564
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,733
I thought this would be a
good place for us to have this.
565
00:30:28,767 --> 00:30:29,767
This?
566
00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:31,870
This meeting.
567
00:30:32,870 --> 00:30:33,703
I didn't know this was a meeting,
568
00:30:33,704 --> 00:30:35,599
I thought this was lunch.
569
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,900
I have some things I
think we should discuss.
570
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,099
We sleep in the same bed,
we use the same bathroom.
571
00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:42,933
I had to get all dressed up
572
00:30:42,934 --> 00:30:45,203
and come down here just
to discuss something.
573
00:30:46,842 --> 00:30:48,949
Please, Dan, how romantic.
574
00:30:48,950 --> 00:30:50,860
Um, the house chardonnay.
575
00:30:53,870 --> 00:30:55,603
I didn't want to have this talk at home.
576
00:30:56,660 --> 00:30:58,910
This way we can't throw
things at each other.
577
00:31:00,483 --> 00:31:04,010
And why, pray tell, would we do that?
578
00:31:04,011 --> 00:31:05,011
Betts,
579
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:07,353
it's no secret
580
00:31:07,354 --> 00:31:09,820
that things haven't been
going so well for us of late.
581
00:31:11,340 --> 00:31:13,090
In some ways maybe they never have.
582
00:31:15,270 --> 00:31:18,909
It's just gotten to the point
where it's not healthy for us,
583
00:31:18,910 --> 00:31:22,589
or for the kids, if we're
living in the same house.
584
00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:23,590
So,
585
00:31:24,950 --> 00:31:25,950
so I'm,
586
00:31:27,990 --> 00:31:30,017
I'm gonna move out for awhile.
587
00:31:33,921 --> 00:31:35,546
For a while.
588
00:31:35,547 --> 00:31:36,597
Just until,
589
00:31:39,707 --> 00:31:41,533
I don't really know for how long.
590
00:31:43,620 --> 00:31:45,663
Until you feel better
about the marriage?
591
00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:51,283
Until you've gotten over
this turning 40 crap?
592
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,069
Or until you've made it with
your secretary so many times
593
00:31:55,070 --> 00:31:56,239
you've gotten it out of your system?
594
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,690
That's great, that's great.
595
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,509
It's impossible to have a
normal conversation with you.
596
00:32:01,510 --> 00:32:04,099
You call normal, busting
up a 16-year marriage
597
00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:06,279
over, over lunch?
598
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:07,893
Dan, how could you pull this?
599
00:32:09,390 --> 00:32:11,199
I gave you my life.
600
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,859
I, I gave you your life.
601
00:32:12,860 --> 00:32:14,319
You would still be cleaning up vomit
602
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,079
on the emergency room
floor if it weren't for me,
603
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:19,349
if, if I hadn't raised our
children, held down five jobs,
604
00:32:19,350 --> 00:32:20,823
and provided a home for you.
605
00:32:21,910 --> 00:32:24,013
You think you could've
done this by yourself?
606
00:32:25,011 --> 00:32:26,459
I really don't know.
607
00:32:26,460 --> 00:32:27,460
Maybe not.
608
00:32:28,420 --> 00:32:30,809
It's not working out,
Betts, you know that.
609
00:32:30,810 --> 00:32:35,209
You criticize whatever I do or say.
610
00:32:35,210 --> 00:32:36,769
You're clearly not happy.
611
00:32:36,770 --> 00:32:38,746
Why would you want me to stay?
612
00:32:38,747 --> 00:32:41,193
Oh, because you owe me.
613
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,580
I'm moving back to the Coral Reef house.
614
00:32:49,428 --> 00:32:50,628
They can work around me.
615
00:32:52,139 --> 00:32:52,972
In the meantime, you can-
In the meantime,
616
00:32:52,973 --> 00:32:54,959
you can finish this meeting by yourself
617
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:55,793
since you are the one
618
00:32:55,794 --> 00:32:57,810
and only person on this
earth you care about.
619
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,513
It's okay, I got it.
620
00:33:46,154 --> 00:33:47,154
Hey.
621
00:33:51,192 --> 00:33:53,589
What are you doin' here?
622
00:33:53,590 --> 00:33:57,349
Mom dropped me off about an hour ago.
623
00:33:57,350 --> 00:33:58,350
An hour ago?
624
00:33:59,450 --> 00:34:01,700
Was I supposed to meet
you here or something?
625
00:34:03,223 --> 00:34:04,846
Nope.
626
00:34:04,847 --> 00:34:06,174
Why did she?
627
00:34:06,175 --> 00:34:08,209
I've been up in San
Francisco at a trial all day,
628
00:34:08,210 --> 00:34:09,659
I, I almost didn't come back tonight.
629
00:34:09,660 --> 00:34:11,110
How did she know I'd be here?
630
00:34:26,306 --> 00:34:29,662
Well, come on, let's go inside.
631
00:34:29,663 --> 00:34:30,853
You okay, you're not cold?
632
00:34:30,854 --> 00:34:32,919
- Un-uh.
- All right.
633
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,920
See, I have this little two-step plan.
634
00:34:36,250 --> 00:34:37,989
First, I've been droppin'
the kids off at his house,
635
00:34:37,990 --> 00:34:40,729
one-by-one, to live with him.
636
00:34:40,730 --> 00:34:42,219
You're kidding?
637
00:34:42,220 --> 00:34:43,739
No, let Mr. Businessman
see what it means
638
00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:46,779
to actually raise a family,
not just have his wife do it.
639
00:34:46,780 --> 00:34:50,730
And secondly, a new
house with an ocean view.
640
00:34:54,790 --> 00:34:56,747
Voila.
641
00:34:56,748 --> 00:34:57,748
Oh, great.
642
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,049
Dan may be momentarily
attracted to this little girl,
643
00:35:03,050 --> 00:35:07,223
but ultimately what
turns him on is status.
644
00:35:08,226 --> 00:35:11,733
You know, best address,
best clothes, best parties.
645
00:35:13,730 --> 00:35:15,989
I'm the only that can
make that happen for him.
646
00:35:15,990 --> 00:35:18,463
Make him special, respectable.
647
00:35:20,020 --> 00:35:21,020
He'll come back.
648
00:35:23,110 --> 00:35:24,329
Okay, I'll fax everything to you
649
00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:25,300
first thing Monday morning.
650
00:35:25,301 --> 00:35:26,502
And meanwhile, if you
have any questions at all,
651
00:35:26,503 --> 00:35:27,719
just get in touch with Linda.
652
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,717
She's researched everything
pretty thoroughly.
653
00:35:29,718 --> 00:35:31,916
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
654
00:35:31,917 --> 00:35:33,250
- Bye bye.
- Bye.
655
00:35:34,460 --> 00:35:35,460
Okay, 5:30.
656
00:35:36,229 --> 00:35:37,809
Just enough time to grab a bite to eat
657
00:35:37,810 --> 00:35:39,599
and get back to the office.
658
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,249
Didn't you start at seven this morning?
659
00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:42,454
So sue me, I came in late.
660
00:35:43,618 --> 00:35:45,648
Can I buy you some dinner
before you go home?
661
00:35:45,649 --> 00:35:46,649
Sure.
662
00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:52,999
Well, for a stuffy malpractice
attorney, you're doing okay.
663
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Yeah.
664
00:35:54,730 --> 00:35:58,119
What'd you expect?
665
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:01,553
I expected you to go back
to work like you planned.
666
00:36:03,823 --> 00:36:08,423
Me, too.
667
00:36:09,370 --> 00:36:10,770
Well, I'm glad you didn't.
668
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,523
And thanks for a wonderful
dinner, Dan, really.
669
00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:22,153
Thank you for all your advice.
670
00:36:24,162 --> 00:36:26,099
I didn't give you any.
671
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:27,100
I just listened.
672
00:36:28,510 --> 00:36:30,016
Really?
673
00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:36,712
Around 40
is when you reap the benefits
674
00:36:36,713 --> 00:36:39,413
of your 20s and 30s.
675
00:36:39,414 --> 00:36:41,099
It's supposed to be the best time,
676
00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:42,559
when you're young enough to still have fun
677
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,623
and enjoy the money.
678
00:36:44,596 --> 00:36:46,733
It's what I've been
living for my whole life.
679
00:36:53,170 --> 00:36:55,022
And I'm not ruining your project.
680
00:36:55,023 --> 00:36:56,870
- You are so mean.
- No, I'm not-
681
00:36:56,871 --> 00:36:57,704
Yes, you are.
682
00:36:57,705 --> 00:36:59,909
Tommy, cut it out, it's his, all right?
683
00:36:59,910 --> 00:37:00,910
Mom.
684
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:02,929
What are you doin' here?
685
00:37:02,930 --> 00:37:05,279
I thought I'd come see
how my children were.
686
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:06,839
Tommy, leave him alone.
687
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,619
Grant, what is this?
688
00:37:08,620 --> 00:37:10,679
Do I get a hug and a kiss, please?
689
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,239
- Hi, Mom, I missed you.
- I missed you.
690
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:15,549
Dad doesn't have
potato chips or anything.
691
00:37:15,550 --> 00:37:16,383
He doesn't?
692
00:37:16,384 --> 00:37:17,849
Well, I think I have a
couple of bags in the car.
693
00:37:17,850 --> 00:37:18,830
Tommy, why don't you go get 'em?
694
00:37:18,830 --> 00:37:19,663
Okay.
695
00:37:19,664 --> 00:37:21,243
Let's see what else he doesn't have.
696
00:37:22,890 --> 00:37:26,409
Oh, wow, bachelor father, unbelievable.
697
00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:27,439
I was supposed to pick up some things
698
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:28,799
at the store yesterday.
699
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,359
I got a little sidetracked.
700
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:32,563
Dan'll never measure up,
he's a lawyer, not a parent.
701
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,637
Oh, what is this mess?
702
00:37:36,479 --> 00:37:38,129
Dad brought it home from the office.
703
00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:39,893
His friend Linda made it for us.
704
00:37:43,264 --> 00:37:44,264
Is that so?
705
00:37:49,050 --> 00:37:50,050
I'm home.
706
00:37:52,730 --> 00:37:53,730
Hey, big guy.
707
00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:55,293
Hi, Dad.
708
00:37:55,294 --> 00:37:57,003
Um, dinner'll be ready in
about five minutes, okay?
709
00:37:57,004 --> 00:37:58,139
Great, I'm gonna go up and
change, I'll be right down.
710
00:37:58,140 --> 00:37:59,103
Sure, go ahead.
711
00:37:59,104 --> 00:38:00,409
- Dad.
- Yeah?
712
00:38:00,410 --> 00:38:01,513
Where's Yugoslavia?
713
00:38:03,180 --> 00:38:04,180
In the Atlas.
714
00:38:11,237 --> 00:38:12,537
- Uh, Dad.
- Hey, sweetie.
715
00:38:12,538 --> 00:38:14,962
How'd that math test go?
716
00:39:06,940 --> 00:39:08,040
Elisabeth Broderick?
717
00:39:09,450 --> 00:39:10,450
Thank you.
718
00:39:16,686 --> 00:39:17,686
Oh.
719
00:39:32,944 --> 00:39:36,027
Come on, Dan, I know you're in there.
720
00:39:37,187 --> 00:39:39,787
You can't lay this divorce
on me and then ignore me.
721
00:39:44,422 --> 00:39:47,672
Come on out and face me like a man, or.
722
00:40:05,777 --> 00:40:06,977
Damn you, Dan Broderick.
723
00:41:23,430 --> 00:41:26,699
He's lucky I didn't use
that umbrella to impale him.
724
00:41:26,700 --> 00:41:28,269
- Mrs. Broderick-
- Betty.
725
00:41:28,270 --> 00:41:29,609
Everyone calls me Betty.
726
00:41:29,610 --> 00:41:31,629
Except him, he calls me Betts.
727
00:41:31,630 --> 00:41:32,730
That's cute, isn't it?
728
00:41:34,020 --> 00:41:36,969
If we're going to try and get
you an equitable settlement,
729
00:41:36,970 --> 00:41:40,939
I'd suggest you consider
more appropriate behavior
730
00:41:40,940 --> 00:41:42,519
in the future.
731
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:43,520
Meaning?
732
00:41:45,130 --> 00:41:47,873
Meaning no more umbrellas
through the window.
733
00:41:49,690 --> 00:41:52,169
There is now a restraining
order preventing you
734
00:41:52,170 --> 00:41:55,029
from going within 100 yards of the house.
735
00:41:55,030 --> 00:41:58,609
A restraining order is
a very serious thing.
736
00:41:58,610 --> 00:42:03,199
Yeah, I know, but so are four
kids and 16 years together.
737
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,259
Don't preach to me.
738
00:42:05,260 --> 00:42:07,729
I'm just saying that
you need to do all you can
739
00:42:07,730 --> 00:42:10,299
to try to help balance the situation.
740
00:42:10,300 --> 00:42:13,150
All I want to know is if we
can nail this guy in court.
741
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,663
- Mrs. Broderick-
- Betty.
742
00:42:17,690 --> 00:42:19,640
You don't catch on real quickly do you?
743
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,110
We'll do the best we can.
744
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:26,529
- So that's it?
- I beg your pardon?
745
00:42:26,530 --> 00:42:28,369
Well you just don't sound real excited.
746
00:42:28,370 --> 00:42:30,519
Dan Broderick is a shark.
747
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:31,353
He is the best.
748
00:42:31,354 --> 00:42:32,973
You're not excited, we're dead.
749
00:42:34,060 --> 00:42:35,760
I know his reputation very well.
750
00:42:36,970 --> 00:42:38,970
So you're just running scared already.
751
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:43,600
You know what,
752
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,189
I have a feeling I am not the best choice
753
00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:48,423
of an attorney for you.
754
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,180
You know what, I think you're right.
755
00:42:53,210 --> 00:42:55,049
Thank you for your time.
756
00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:56,293
Mrs., Betty.
757
00:42:58,970 --> 00:43:01,779
You're not the first woman
whose husband ever left her
758
00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:03,080
and you won't be the last.
759
00:43:04,430 --> 00:43:06,480
I'd advise you to try and keep your cool.
760
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,200
Too late.
761
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,651
Look, Betts is gonna be here
any minute to meet with us,
762
00:43:14,652 --> 00:43:15,939
so are you should sure
this guy is serious?
763
00:43:15,940 --> 00:43:16,773
Why, absolutely.
764
00:43:16,774 --> 00:43:18,583
He's already qualified for the loan.
765
00:43:18,584 --> 00:43:21,834
Great.
766
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,809
- Hi, Betty.
- Hi, Lois.
767
00:43:38,810 --> 00:43:40,542
Good news, I found
a buyer for the house.
768
00:43:40,543 --> 00:43:41,939
Oh, what's the offer?
769
00:43:41,940 --> 00:43:43,169
Three and a quarter.
770
00:43:43,170 --> 00:43:45,449
We think it's extremely reasonable.
771
00:43:45,450 --> 00:43:46,450
We?
772
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:48,360
Dan and I.
773
00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:51,339
How cozy.
774
00:43:51,340 --> 00:43:52,403
I beg your pardon?
775
00:43:54,390 --> 00:43:57,314
Sorry, would you excuse us for a minute?
776
00:43:57,315 --> 00:43:58,515
Get your hands off me.
777
00:43:59,791 --> 00:44:01,459
I think the offer stinks.
778
00:44:01,460 --> 00:44:02,420
I want a million.
779
00:44:02,421 --> 00:44:03,899
That's it, got it?
780
00:44:03,900 --> 00:44:04,900
Betts.
781
00:44:06,260 --> 00:44:07,310
I bought you a house.
782
00:44:08,580 --> 00:44:09,709
I'm buying myself a house.
783
00:44:09,710 --> 00:44:11,549
Now I can't afford to
carry three mortgages.
784
00:44:11,550 --> 00:44:12,569
We gotta get rid of this place.
785
00:44:12,570 --> 00:44:13,809
Now you're the one who came up
786
00:44:13,810 --> 00:44:16,019
with the 340 figure in the first place.
787
00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:16,853
What's the matter with you?
788
00:44:16,854 --> 00:44:18,729
This is just a little bit below that.
789
00:44:18,730 --> 00:44:21,499
Don't whine, it does not become you.
790
00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:23,740
Of course, now that there's
this regression into puberty.
791
00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:26,519
- The issue at hand-
- The issue at hand
792
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,849
is you've become such a bad joke.
793
00:44:27,850 --> 00:44:28,683
I mean, look at you.
794
00:44:28,684 --> 00:44:31,929
You are the cover of
midlife crisis magazine.
795
00:44:31,930 --> 00:44:33,189
You've got your red Corvette.
796
00:44:33,190 --> 00:44:35,169
You've got your teenage secretary.
797
00:44:35,170 --> 00:44:36,720
You're livin' alone, all of it.
798
00:44:40,250 --> 00:44:42,989
Three and a quarter is a
good price, we're takin' it.
799
00:44:42,990 --> 00:44:46,073
A million, Danny boy,
period, end of conversation.
800
00:44:54,022 --> 00:44:57,429
And the last thing I
ever expected
801
00:44:57,430 --> 00:44:59,199
was to fall in love with him.
802
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:00,429
Why?
803
00:45:00,430 --> 00:45:01,430
Well.
804
00:45:03,112 --> 00:45:05,779
Dan's not the kind of guy you
think of as being romantic,
805
00:45:05,780 --> 00:45:09,649
but when I'm with him,
806
00:45:09,650 --> 00:45:13,139
he just makes life seem
like some great old movie
807
00:45:13,140 --> 00:45:15,769
where everything's gonna work out okay.
808
00:45:15,770 --> 00:45:17,899
Hey, I found this great
house in Marston Hills.
809
00:45:17,900 --> 00:45:19,939
- Linda loves it.
- You oughta buy it.
810
00:45:19,940 --> 00:45:21,006
I did.
811
00:45:21,839 --> 00:45:23,309
Wait, have you sold Coral Reef yet?
812
00:45:23,310 --> 00:45:24,779
Oh, Betty's saying
813
00:45:24,780 --> 00:45:26,109
she wants a million bucks for it.
814
00:45:26,110 --> 00:45:27,117
You believe that?
815
00:45:27,118 --> 00:45:29,139
I mean, I mean, she knows
it's not worth a third of it,
816
00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:32,149
but I don't know, I guess it's
her way of hanging onto me
817
00:45:32,150 --> 00:45:33,619
while I'm payin' through the nose.
818
00:45:33,620 --> 00:45:34,819
You'll just have to live with it.
819
00:45:34,820 --> 00:45:35,873
No, I won't.
820
00:45:36,750 --> 00:45:38,909
Remember a little
procedure called a liser?
821
00:45:38,910 --> 00:45:40,899
I can get a court to grant
me permission to sell
822
00:45:40,900 --> 00:45:42,739
if I can show she's
withholding her consent-
823
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:43,929
- Unreasonably.
- Unreasonably.
824
00:45:43,930 --> 00:45:46,819
So Tuesday at nine, I go
before Judge Donnelly.
825
00:45:46,820 --> 00:45:48,349
She'll contest it.
826
00:45:48,350 --> 00:45:50,589
Yep, she can
do whatever she wants.
827
00:45:50,590 --> 00:45:51,990
She won't know what hit her.
828
00:45:53,350 --> 00:45:55,159
I'll tell you why because it's a holiday.
829
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,519
You know, families are
supposed to be together.
830
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:58,410
Oh, get off it, Dad.
831
00:45:58,411 --> 00:45:59,439
We're not together anyway
832
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,219
what's the difference if I'm here or not?
833
00:46:01,220 --> 00:46:02,120
There's a big difference.
834
00:46:02,121 --> 00:46:03,319
I want you to hear for dinner.
835
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,029
You can see this guy at the time.
836
00:46:05,030 --> 00:46:07,659
Well, you've got your
date, why can't I have mine?
837
00:46:07,660 --> 00:46:11,759
Because I want you here with
us, not out running around.
838
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:12,593
Well, that's just too bad,
839
00:46:12,594 --> 00:46:15,559
'cause I'm going out with
him no matter what you say.
840
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:17,203
Great, great, then don't come home.
841
00:46:21,850 --> 00:46:24,023
Fine, Dad, I won't.
842
00:46:25,010 --> 00:46:26,810
I'm sure Mom will be glad to see me.
843
00:46:51,370 --> 00:46:54,139
Well, Katie, what are you doing here?
844
00:46:54,140 --> 00:46:55,749
Can I stay here tonight?
845
00:46:55,750 --> 00:46:57,039
Oh, well, yes, of course.
846
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,540
Oh, Happy Thanksgiving, honey.
847
00:47:00,290 --> 00:47:01,309
Are you hungry?
848
00:47:01,310 --> 00:47:03,173
I got some leftover turkey.
849
00:47:03,174 --> 00:47:04,110
No, we ate.
850
00:47:04,111 --> 00:47:07,149
Oh, um, Kate, I'd like you
to meet my friend, Jerry.
851
00:47:07,150 --> 00:47:08,800
Jerry, this is my daughter, Kate.
852
00:47:09,674 --> 00:47:11,247
I've heard a lot about you.
853
00:47:12,250 --> 00:47:14,392
I wish I could say the same.
854
00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:21,279
The man's a lawyer,
I'm a prospective client.
855
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:22,280
What's the problem?
856
00:47:24,460 --> 00:47:25,909
Well, I bet he'd return my call
857
00:47:25,910 --> 00:47:27,410
if my name were Dan Broderick.
858
00:47:28,410 --> 00:47:30,030
Thanks, no thanks.
859
00:47:35,260 --> 00:47:37,580
Come on, guys, I don't want
you to be late for breakfast.
860
00:47:39,176 --> 00:47:40,434
- I'll get it.
- No, no, no, it's all right.
861
00:47:40,435 --> 00:47:42,075
Let's let it go, we gotta get outta here.
862
00:47:43,330 --> 00:47:44,909
Hi, nobody's around to
answer the phone right now,
863
00:47:44,910 --> 00:47:45,969
but if you leave a message-
864
00:47:45,970 --> 00:47:47,620
Dad, I forgot the ball.
865
00:47:49,767 --> 00:47:50,600
You guys go get
in the car, I'll get it.
866
00:47:50,601 --> 00:47:52,149
Anybody there?
867
00:47:52,150 --> 00:47:53,733
Pick up, I know you're there.
868
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,929
Well, I hope you're happy,
you rotten son of a bitch.
869
00:47:58,930 --> 00:48:02,329
The entire San Diego legal
community is shutting me out.
870
00:48:02,330 --> 00:48:04,530
Nobody wants to go up
against Dan Broderick.
871
00:48:05,420 --> 00:48:06,809
Well, I'll get a lawyer from LA,
872
00:48:06,810 --> 00:48:08,410
I have names up there, too, pal.
873
00:48:10,630 --> 00:48:11,730
Why don't you pick up?
874
00:48:13,403 --> 00:48:15,233
Why don't you ever call me back, Dan?
875
00:48:17,155 --> 00:48:19,259
Do you think you can just ignore me?
876
00:48:19,260 --> 00:48:21,283
You can't, do you hear me?
877
00:48:21,284 --> 00:48:22,413
I will not be ignored.
878
00:48:24,685 --> 00:48:25,518
No doubt about it,
879
00:48:25,519 --> 00:48:27,629
you make the best poached
salmon in Southern California.
880
00:48:27,630 --> 00:48:29,159
Well, the key is not to overdo it.
881
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,509
You are an artist, Betty.
882
00:48:31,510 --> 00:48:32,343
No, not really.
883
00:48:32,344 --> 00:48:34,279
You know when I was an Aspen,
884
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,379
I got the recipe from this
old Argentinian couple.
885
00:48:36,380 --> 00:48:37,889
Excuse me, Mrs. Broderick,
886
00:48:37,890 --> 00:48:39,433
Mr. Conway's on the phone.
887
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:42,819
My high-priced LA lawyer.
888
00:48:42,820 --> 00:48:43,820
Excuse me.
889
00:48:46,278 --> 00:48:47,695
It never stops.
890
00:48:49,610 --> 00:48:50,610
Hello?
891
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:55,760
Yes, I understand.
892
00:48:58,200 --> 00:48:59,200
Thank you.
893
00:49:07,450 --> 00:49:08,450
Um,
894
00:49:09,310 --> 00:49:10,143
please forgive me,
895
00:49:10,144 --> 00:49:12,633
I need to go, um, discuss
something with Dan.
896
00:49:13,635 --> 00:49:14,635
I'll be right back.
897
00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:17,899
You're going over there?
898
00:49:17,900 --> 00:49:20,649
I have no choice, he
won't take my calls anymore.
899
00:49:20,650 --> 00:49:22,429
Don't worry, it won't take long.
900
00:49:22,430 --> 00:49:24,179
Look, Jerry, can you and
Susan look after things
901
00:49:24,180 --> 00:49:25,150
till I get back?
902
00:49:25,150 --> 00:49:25,983
Well, sure.
903
00:49:25,984 --> 00:49:27,479
You okay?
904
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:30,250
Oh yeah, I'm used to this.
905
00:49:35,356 --> 00:49:37,629
He won't talk to me, I had to come.
906
00:49:37,630 --> 00:49:39,659
He sold the house out from under me.
907
00:49:39,660 --> 00:49:40,493
I know, Mom,
908
00:49:40,494 --> 00:49:42,579
but if you're caught violating
the restraining order again,
909
00:49:42,580 --> 00:49:43,413
they'll arrest you.
910
00:49:43,414 --> 00:49:44,940
- I don't care.
- Well, we do.
911
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:59,149
Dan, you sold my house
without my consent.
912
00:49:59,150 --> 00:50:00,653
My house, mine.
913
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,939
You told me a hundred times
how much you hated that house.
914
00:50:03,940 --> 00:50:05,621
You said it had too many painful memories.
915
00:50:05,622 --> 00:50:07,269
Well, maybe so, but
they were my memories.
916
00:50:07,270 --> 00:50:08,103
You had no right.
917
00:50:08,104 --> 00:50:09,619
It's a bonafide legal procedure, Betts,
918
00:50:09,620 --> 00:50:11,151
and you've known about it for weeks.
919
00:50:11,152 --> 00:50:12,229
Well, that doesn't make it right.
920
00:50:12,230 --> 00:50:13,549
It's sold.
921
00:50:13,550 --> 00:50:15,079
You'll get your share.
922
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,589
- End of conversation.
- Don't walk away from me.
923
00:50:17,590 --> 00:50:18,729
- Talk to my lawyer.
- He won't talk to me.
924
00:50:18,730 --> 00:50:20,593
No one will talk to me.
925
00:50:23,319 --> 00:50:25,399
I think you two better
come in the house right now.
926
00:51:12,149 --> 00:51:13,296
What the hell was that?
927
00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:20,750
Dad?
928
00:51:23,726 --> 00:51:24,892
Daddy.
929
00:51:24,893 --> 00:51:26,532
Dad, it's Mom.
930
00:51:28,574 --> 00:51:29,719
I want you all to stay inside.
931
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:31,934
You go upstairs and keep
an eye on your brothers.
932
00:51:40,550 --> 00:51:42,319
- What are you doing?
- That's it.
933
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:45,032
You, why you desert me... Mom.
934
00:51:45,033 --> 00:51:46,647
Mom, Mom, stop it, Mom.
935
00:51:46,648 --> 00:51:47,735
- Katie-
- No, no.
936
00:51:47,736 --> 00:51:48,736
Stay away from her.
937
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,003
Stop it, stop it.
938
00:51:59,361 --> 00:52:00,509
- What the hell are you doing?
- Break, break it up.
939
00:52:00,510 --> 00:52:03,127
- What are you-
- Oh God, what did you do?
940
00:52:03,128 --> 00:52:05,228
- Don't need you.
- Okay, ma'am, calm down.
941
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:09,719
Officer, I'm Dan Broderick,
942
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:10,919
there's a restraining order in effect.
943
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,169
That's my ex-wife,
944
00:52:12,170 --> 00:52:14,749
she just drove her car
into the front of my house.
945
00:52:14,750 --> 00:52:16,315
Let go of me, you Nazi.
946
00:52:16,316 --> 00:52:17,149
Who do you think you are?
947
00:52:17,150 --> 00:52:19,289
I think I'm the guy that's
gonna take you downtown.
948
00:52:19,290 --> 00:52:20,469
Unless you don't want to press charges,
949
00:52:20,470 --> 00:52:22,073
I mean, it's up to you.
950
00:52:22,074 --> 00:52:22,907
Up to him?
951
00:52:22,908 --> 00:52:25,019
Who is he, your boss?
952
00:52:25,020 --> 00:52:26,753
God, are you all on the same side?
953
00:52:27,790 --> 00:52:29,529
Take her.
954
00:52:29,530 --> 00:52:30,819
Look at this, girls.
955
00:52:30,820 --> 00:52:33,482
Women have no power in America.
956
00:52:33,483 --> 00:52:35,319
We're up against an all-boy establishment
957
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,928
over which your father is king.
958
00:52:36,929 --> 00:52:37,762
All right, no.
959
00:52:37,762 --> 00:52:38,595
Kate, no.
960
00:52:38,595 --> 00:52:39,580
Honey, please.
961
00:52:39,581 --> 00:52:41,221
There's nothing else I can do, I'm sorry.
962
00:53:11,038 --> 00:53:12,949
We had a life together.
963
00:53:12,950 --> 00:53:14,663
We both wanted the same things.
964
00:53:15,783 --> 00:53:18,123
We're both smart, we're both funny.
965
00:53:19,170 --> 00:53:21,158
We were a credit to each other.
966
00:53:21,159 --> 00:53:23,197
We were "Leave it to Beaver."
967
00:53:24,630 --> 00:53:26,830
It may sound funny, but
that's what we were.
968
00:53:28,700 --> 00:53:32,073
Everything we had was who I was.
969
00:53:34,450 --> 00:53:35,450
And one day,
970
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:37,523
he, he walked.
971
00:53:38,410 --> 00:53:40,393
He, he just walked away with it.
972
00:53:42,430 --> 00:53:44,133
I wasn't Mrs. Anybody anymore.
973
00:53:46,630 --> 00:53:49,499
He erased the memory.
974
00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:51,323
He erased the marriage.
975
00:53:52,810 --> 00:53:53,810
He erased me.
976
00:54:00,166 --> 00:54:03,416
I'd do it again, only I'd do it better.
977
00:54:04,855 --> 00:54:05,688
I was so mad.
978
00:54:05,689 --> 00:54:08,119
He, he had, he'd just
stolen everything from me.
979
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:12,389
Up to that point, he'd
stolen my furniture, my kids,
980
00:54:12,390 --> 00:54:14,819
my clothes, my jewelry.
981
00:54:14,820 --> 00:54:18,239
Oh, only, I knew I still
own half that house.
982
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:21,090
I just didn't understand how
that could be taken from me.
983
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:26,253
Dan likes to say that I have
the foulest mouth in the world.
984
00:54:27,115 --> 00:54:28,279
You bet I do.
985
00:54:29,112 --> 00:54:30,167
I've practiced.
986
00:55:17,383 --> 00:55:21,500
- That's the old name.
- Hey, you guys, jump.
987
00:55:21,501 --> 00:55:23,348
- Jump right here.
- I'm you.
988
00:55:23,349 --> 00:55:25,222
My headphones.
989
00:56:18,387 --> 00:56:19,387
Mom.
990
00:56:22,590 --> 00:56:24,463
Mom, if Dad finds you here.
991
00:56:29,580 --> 00:56:31,130
Mom, are you okay?
992
00:56:32,030 --> 00:56:33,483
Merry Christmas, baby.
993
00:56:38,370 --> 00:56:40,970
Mom, you can't just keep
coming in here like this.
994
00:56:41,933 --> 00:56:44,296
Is there anything under here for me?
995
00:56:44,297 --> 00:56:45,297
Is there?
996
00:56:46,340 --> 00:56:47,340
Sure, Mom.
997
00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:51,259
Of course there is, but
it's not Christmas yet and-
998
00:56:51,260 --> 00:56:53,489
Well, is this one for me, huh?
999
00:56:54,322 --> 00:56:55,270
Mom, Mom, stop that.
1000
00:56:55,271 --> 00:56:57,665
What about this, is this for me?
1001
00:56:58,576 --> 00:57:00,449
Oh, just leave me alone.
1002
00:57:00,450 --> 00:57:01,360
I want to have Christmas, too.
1003
00:57:01,361 --> 00:57:03,575
He doesn't get to take Christmas from me.
1004
00:57:05,209 --> 00:57:07,046
Put that down.
1005
00:57:07,047 --> 00:57:08,047
Put that down.
1006
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:11,520
Oh.
1007
00:57:14,959 --> 00:57:16,541
I'm sorry.
1008
00:57:16,542 --> 00:57:17,542
I'm sorry.
1009
00:57:18,502 --> 00:57:19,901
Kate.
1010
00:57:19,902 --> 00:57:22,189
Kate, Katie, I'm sorry.
1011
00:57:22,190 --> 00:57:23,659
I'm sorry.
1012
00:57:23,660 --> 00:57:24,879
Please, I didn't mean to hurt you.
1013
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:28,553
Mommy wouldn't hurt you.
1014
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:31,043
That was my present for you.
1015
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:34,059
It was for you.
1016
00:57:34,060 --> 00:57:35,243
Please forgive me.
1017
00:57:36,090 --> 00:57:36,923
I'm sorry.
1018
00:57:36,924 --> 00:57:38,530
I just love you all so much.
1019
00:57:43,980 --> 00:57:45,139
We were in and out of courts forever
1020
00:57:45,140 --> 00:57:46,689
as I fought for my rights.
1021
00:57:46,690 --> 00:57:47,819
With all due respect, Your Honor,
1022
00:57:47,820 --> 00:57:49,979
Mrs. Broderick has consistently violated
1023
00:57:49,980 --> 00:57:51,599
any number of restraining orders
1024
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,569
and clearly cannot be trusted.
1025
00:57:53,570 --> 00:57:54,403
Oh, for God sakes,
1026
00:57:54,404 --> 00:57:56,829
even child molesters
get visitation rights.
1027
00:57:56,830 --> 00:57:58,249
What is this, Mother Russia?
1028
00:57:58,250 --> 00:58:00,719
Mrs. Broderick, would you mind?
1029
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:02,209
Please, I'm trying to help.
1030
00:58:02,210 --> 00:58:04,113
Well you're not trying right.
1031
00:58:06,270 --> 00:58:07,140
The worst thing is the way
1032
00:58:07,141 --> 00:58:09,469
he forcibly separated my children from me,
1033
00:58:09,470 --> 00:58:11,459
sometimes with the help
of so-called experts
1034
00:58:11,460 --> 00:58:12,909
that in fact, he'd hired.
1035
00:58:12,910 --> 00:58:14,109
Well with all that's gone on,
1036
00:58:14,110 --> 00:58:16,709
these children need to remain
in a stable environment.
1037
00:58:16,710 --> 00:58:19,013
And in my opinion,
1038
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:21,759
Mrs. Broderick does not provide
1039
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:24,359
any type of stable environment.
1040
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:26,104
Thank you, Dr. Miller.
1041
00:58:28,919 --> 00:58:30,159
I was forced into a legal system
1042
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:31,969
that Dan Broderick controlled.
1043
00:58:31,970 --> 00:58:34,509
Everything was backwards,
especially the money.
1044
00:58:34,510 --> 00:58:36,059
Here was a man who was literally spending
1045
00:58:36,060 --> 00:58:38,889
a fortune on himself,
now that he'd made it,
1046
00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:41,549
while I was expected to exist
on what he threw my way.
1047
00:58:41,550 --> 00:58:43,529
Ultimately, Dan got the
final divorce decree
1048
00:58:43,530 --> 00:58:45,849
on a day that I wasn't even present.
1049
00:58:45,850 --> 00:58:49,009
I got no custody, no visitation rights.
1050
00:58:49,010 --> 00:58:51,239
- Are you certain, Mrs.
- Broderick was served?
1051
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:53,299
Yes, sir, she has been, personally,
1052
00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:55,719
in as much as she has no
attorney of record at this time.
1053
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,019
Okay, folks, end of the line.
1054
00:58:58,020 --> 00:59:00,099
The dissolution is granted.
1055
00:59:00,100 --> 00:59:02,723
Mr. Broderick, consider yourself divorced.
1056
00:59:06,758 --> 00:59:07,758
Thanks.
1057
00:59:18,770 --> 00:59:20,319
Marge.
1058
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:21,643
Finally, it's Betty.
1059
00:59:22,733 --> 00:59:25,139
Yeah, I'm workin' at the
La Jolla Cove Galleries.
1060
00:59:25,140 --> 00:59:25,973
Oh, yes, Betty.
1061
00:59:25,974 --> 00:59:27,689
Well, I've been leaving
messages all week.
1062
00:59:27,690 --> 00:59:29,089
You and Carl been out of town?
1063
00:59:29,090 --> 00:59:29,923
Well, no, not exactly.
1064
00:59:29,924 --> 00:59:32,699
It's just been one of those weeks.
1065
00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:34,319
Huh, well, no matter.
1066
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:36,889
As I said in your
machine, today's the day.
1067
00:59:36,890 --> 00:59:37,723
The day?
1068
00:59:37,723 --> 00:59:38,643
Yeah, where do you want to go for lunch?
1069
00:59:38,644 --> 00:59:39,949
I'll pick you up.
1070
00:59:39,950 --> 00:59:43,643
I'm afraid, I'm not going to
be able to make it this time.
1071
00:59:44,910 --> 00:59:47,110
Marge, it's tradition,
it's your birthday.
1072
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:52,579
Betty, we've been
socializing with Dan and Linda
1073
00:59:52,580 --> 00:59:55,369
and it just wouldn't be appropriate
1074
00:59:55,370 --> 00:59:56,479
for us to see you right now.
1075
00:59:56,480 --> 00:59:58,223
I'm sorry, I hope you understand.
1076
01:00:02,090 --> 01:00:03,090
Perfectly.
1077
01:00:08,343 --> 01:00:13,343
Geez.
1078
01:00:15,206 --> 01:00:17,751
Hi, no one's able
to answer the phone right now,
1079
01:00:17,752 --> 01:00:20,079
but if you'll leave a message,
someone will call you back.
1080
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:21,050
Thanks.
1081
01:00:21,051 --> 01:00:24,019
Oh, sweet, wonder who
taught her how to talk?
1082
01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:25,519
So Dan, I guess you weren't satisfied
1083
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:27,049
with raking me over
the course financially,
1084
01:00:27,050 --> 01:00:29,759
now you have to poison
my social life as well.
1085
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,219
Why a child whore, Dan?
1086
01:00:32,220 --> 01:00:34,653
And what is it about the
bitch that turns you on?
1087
01:00:34,654 --> 01:00:37,739
It's certainly not her intellect,
she's a moron.
1088
01:00:37,740 --> 01:00:41,379
She's an oversexed, syphilitic
piece of poor white trash.
1089
01:00:41,380 --> 01:00:43,079
You with the slut now, Dan?
1090
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:44,398
Probably, huh?
1091
01:00:46,063 --> 01:00:47,537
Mommy, it's me, Grant.
1092
01:00:48,670 --> 01:00:49,999
Hi, Grant.
1093
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:50,833
Hi, sweetheart.
1094
01:00:50,834 --> 01:00:52,219
How is my baby boy?
1095
01:00:52,220 --> 01:00:53,699
Are they treating you all right?
1096
01:00:53,700 --> 01:00:54,533
Yeah, Mom, but-
1097
01:00:54,534 --> 01:00:56,589
'Cause if they're not,
you could come live with me.
1098
01:00:56,590 --> 01:00:57,859
Wouldn't it be fun?
1099
01:00:57,860 --> 01:01:00,259
Yeah, Mom, but you've gotta stop
1100
01:01:00,260 --> 01:01:02,260
leaving messages like this all the time.
1101
01:01:03,296 --> 01:01:05,909
It, it makes me feel funny
when you say all that stuff
1102
01:01:05,910 --> 01:01:10,910
about Linda and Daddy,
like embarrassing stuff.
1103
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:12,319
Sweetheart, there's worse things in life
1104
01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,969
than being embarrassed.
1105
01:01:13,970 --> 01:01:15,539
And I didn't cause this, your daddy did.
1106
01:01:15,540 --> 01:01:17,846
But, Mom, all you care
about is your stupid money
1107
01:01:17,847 --> 01:01:20,399
and getting rid of Linda.
1108
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:21,929
You're always mad and everything.
1109
01:01:21,930 --> 01:01:24,159
You never say anything nice anymore.
1110
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:24,993
Nice.
1111
01:01:24,994 --> 01:01:26,063
Who's not nice?
1112
01:01:27,150 --> 01:01:28,819
Your father, that's who.
1113
01:01:28,820 --> 01:01:31,309
Your father dumped your
mommy for a 12-year-old.
1114
01:01:31,310 --> 01:01:32,220
That's nice?
1115
01:01:32,221 --> 01:01:34,179
You little traitor.
1116
01:01:34,180 --> 01:01:36,784
Who put you up to this,
the slut or the pervert?
1117
01:01:36,785 --> 01:01:37,874
Who?
1118
01:01:37,875 --> 01:01:38,708
Tell me, Grant.
1119
01:01:38,709 --> 01:01:40,189
You tell your mommy, Grant.
1120
01:01:40,190 --> 01:01:41,199
Talk to me.
1121
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:43,527
Talk, please, talk to me, Grant.
1122
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:51,649
Honey, are you ready?
1123
01:01:51,650 --> 01:01:52,483
It wasn't as though
1124
01:01:52,484 --> 01:01:54,729
he and Linda had a new life.
1125
01:01:54,730 --> 01:01:57,159
It was as though Linda
stepped into my life.
1126
01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:58,979
My life kept going with my husband,
1127
01:01:58,980 --> 01:02:01,859
my traditions, my friends, the children.
1128
01:02:01,860 --> 01:02:04,883
The only difference was Linda
was there instead of me.
1129
01:02:06,250 --> 01:02:07,837
Come on, Dad, you're gonna be late.
1130
01:02:07,838 --> 01:02:09,443
I mean it's only the
biggest night of your life.
1131
01:02:09,444 --> 01:02:11,039
Okay, okay, I'm comin'.
1132
01:02:11,040 --> 01:02:11,950
You got film in that thing?
1133
01:02:11,951 --> 01:02:12,976
You want to do this?
1134
01:02:12,977 --> 01:02:13,810
No.
1135
01:02:13,811 --> 01:02:15,960
I think the whole thing's a crock anyway.
1136
01:02:15,961 --> 01:02:18,789
Man is she hot.
1137
01:02:18,790 --> 01:02:20,060
Smile.
1138
01:02:20,893 --> 01:02:21,726
Thank you.
1139
01:02:21,727 --> 01:02:22,879
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
1140
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,509
will you please join us
in a round of applause
1141
01:02:25,510 --> 01:02:27,259
as we welcome the new president
1142
01:02:27,260 --> 01:02:31,919
of the San Diego County Bar
Association, Mr. Dan Broderick,
1143
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:33,729
who will dance the
first dance of this ball
1144
01:02:33,730 --> 01:02:35,842
with Miss Linda Kolkena.
1145
01:03:18,916 --> 01:03:21,619
What could be better than this?
1146
01:03:21,620 --> 01:03:23,600
- Oh, I'll tell ya.
- What?
1147
01:03:26,756 --> 01:03:28,673
Being married to you.
1148
01:03:30,392 --> 01:03:31,392
You think?
1149
01:03:33,265 --> 01:03:34,098
Oh, Dan-
1150
01:03:34,099 --> 01:03:35,898
Well, you don't have to, you know,
1151
01:03:35,899 --> 01:03:36,939
you don't have to give
me an answer right away.
1152
01:03:36,940 --> 01:03:39,032
You can take your time,
1153
01:03:39,033 --> 01:03:41,739
take your time to really
take two, three minutes.
1154
01:03:43,310 --> 01:03:46,076
While, while you're
thinking about it, here.
1155
01:03:46,077 --> 01:03:48,835
Um.
1156
01:03:48,836 --> 01:03:49,836
Oh.
1157
01:03:52,590 --> 01:03:54,257
- It's beautiful.
- You like it?
1158
01:03:57,474 --> 01:03:59,083
- Is that a yes?
- Yes.
1159
01:03:59,084 --> 01:04:00,084
Yes.
1160
01:04:02,890 --> 01:04:04,498
I love you.
1161
01:04:04,499 --> 01:04:05,832
- You do?
- Yeah.
1162
01:04:07,818 --> 01:04:09,401
Well, I love you.
1163
01:04:17,857 --> 01:04:19,369
I want you all to understand
1164
01:04:19,370 --> 01:04:21,676
what this engagement
business really means.
1165
01:04:23,244 --> 01:04:25,559
It means you're losing your father.
1166
01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:28,469
Little by little, he'll
pull away from you.
1167
01:04:28,470 --> 01:04:30,279
And soon, since his new wife is so young,
1168
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:32,003
she's gonna want children of her own.
1169
01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:33,952
And that's the point at which
1170
01:04:33,953 --> 01:04:36,339
he's gonna completely turn away from you.
1171
01:04:36,340 --> 01:04:39,573
Maybe even disown you.
1172
01:04:40,670 --> 01:04:43,176
It's all right, Grant, honey.
1173
01:04:43,177 --> 01:04:45,813
All of you will have a
mother who loves you.
1174
01:04:46,820 --> 01:04:48,629
A mother who may be completely
alone in this world,
1175
01:04:48,630 --> 01:04:51,143
but will never abandoned
you the way your father has.
1176
01:04:54,706 --> 01:04:55,877
I will always love you.
1177
01:04:57,110 --> 01:04:59,160
Especially since your father has stopped.
1178
01:05:04,570 --> 01:05:06,020
Do we have to call her Mom?
1179
01:05:08,272 --> 01:05:09,649
No.
1180
01:05:09,650 --> 01:05:10,789
No.
1181
01:05:10,790 --> 01:05:12,893
Hey, your mom is always gonna be your mom.
1182
01:05:14,043 --> 01:05:19,043
I mean, I know things have been
pretty horrible between us,
1183
01:05:19,119 --> 01:05:20,119
but.
1184
01:05:21,096 --> 01:05:23,629
Yeah, that's the
understatement of the year.
1185
01:05:23,630 --> 01:05:25,589
Look, I wish I could fix
everything that's happened,
1186
01:05:25,590 --> 01:05:26,590
but I can't.
1187
01:05:28,402 --> 01:05:29,330
I just hope you all know I love you
1188
01:05:29,331 --> 01:05:31,139
and Linda loves you.
1189
01:05:31,140 --> 01:05:33,869
And I want you to know
that our being married,
1190
01:05:33,870 --> 01:05:36,483
isn't gonna take away from my
relationship with you at all.
1191
01:05:38,007 --> 01:05:42,360
In fact, it might even add a
little stability to things.
1192
01:05:43,550 --> 01:05:44,550
And
1193
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:46,780
maybe your mom will
1194
01:05:48,950 --> 01:05:51,750
accept the fact that things
are finally over between us.
1195
01:05:53,910 --> 01:05:54,910
Maybe she'll
1196
01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:57,993
come back to earth.
1197
01:05:59,570 --> 01:06:00,820
I wouldn't count on it.
1198
01:06:04,700 --> 01:06:06,713
You know how
to shoot one of these?
1199
01:06:06,714 --> 01:06:07,640
No.
1200
01:06:07,641 --> 01:06:09,649
That's okay, I can
recommend a good course,
1201
01:06:09,650 --> 01:06:11,929
an ex-police officer teaches it.
1202
01:06:11,930 --> 01:06:15,129
So for a single woman like yourself,
1203
01:06:15,130 --> 01:06:17,430
I think this is probably
your best protection.
1204
01:06:18,710 --> 01:06:21,110
That's extremely accurate
and extremely powerful
1205
01:06:27,450 --> 01:06:29,273
- I'll take it.
- Good choice.
1206
01:06:30,316 --> 01:06:32,366
You're just a slug in a fancy tie, Dan.
1207
01:06:33,549 --> 01:06:36,492
You're too low to kick and
yet too wet to step on.
1208
01:06:38,758 --> 01:06:40,958
And you think your slut
makes you look good?
1209
01:06:42,163 --> 01:06:43,729
Well, you're wrong, Danny boy.
1210
01:06:43,730 --> 01:06:47,079
She makes you look like a horny old man.
1211
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:48,693
Are you with the whore now, Dan?
1212
01:06:50,141 --> 01:06:53,493
Are you makin' it with the dog
meat on the stairs now, Dan?
1213
01:06:55,265 --> 01:06:59,030
No, huh?
1214
01:07:08,832 --> 01:07:10,039
Hello.
1215
01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:10,873
Oh, you are there.
1216
01:07:10,874 --> 01:07:12,083
You sneaky bastard.
1217
01:07:13,110 --> 01:07:14,520
Yep, I'm here
1218
01:07:15,890 --> 01:07:18,389
and this is stopping
tonight, this vulgarity.
1219
01:07:18,390 --> 01:07:19,559
Vulgarity?
1220
01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:22,069
What's vulgar is the office slut's voice
1221
01:07:22,070 --> 01:07:24,209
on the phone that my kids use.
1222
01:07:24,210 --> 01:07:25,080
Okay.
1223
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:25,913
Okay.
1224
01:07:25,914 --> 01:07:27,243
I'm instituting a fine system.
1225
01:07:28,180 --> 01:07:30,309
100 bucks for every obscene word you leave
1226
01:07:30,310 --> 01:07:31,676
on my answering machine.
1227
01:07:31,677 --> 01:07:34,119
$250 every time you
violate the court order
1228
01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:35,359
against coming on my property
1229
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:38,579
and $1,000 if you ever take the kids away
1230
01:07:38,580 --> 01:07:40,921
without getting my permission first.
1231
01:07:40,922 --> 01:07:42,309
What?
1232
01:07:42,310 --> 01:07:45,319
It's all coming off the
$16,000 a month I'm sending you.
1233
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:48,963
So far this month, you're minus 1,500.
1234
01:07:49,796 --> 01:07:51,116
You pompous bastard.
1235
01:07:51,117 --> 01:07:53,260
Do you know what you
can do with your fines?
1236
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:01,859
And now parents,
families, and honored guests,
1237
01:08:01,860 --> 01:08:03,639
it gives me great pleasure to present
1238
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:05,459
this year's graduating-
I remember her sleeping
1239
01:08:05,460 --> 01:08:09,029
in a dresser drawer next to our bed
1240
01:08:09,030 --> 01:08:11,289
in this tiny apartment in Boston.
1241
01:08:11,290 --> 01:08:13,057
- Miss Barbara-
- Look at her, Susan,
1242
01:08:13,058 --> 01:08:14,808
she's almost a woman.
1243
01:08:15,746 --> 01:08:17,074
God, I love her.
1244
01:08:17,075 --> 01:08:18,852
Miss Celeste Armstrong.
1245
01:08:21,660 --> 01:08:24,849
Miss Deborah Atkinson.
1246
01:08:24,850 --> 01:08:28,792
Oh, Kate's goin', Kate's goin'.
1247
01:08:28,793 --> 01:08:30,543
Miss Katherine Baker,
1248
01:08:37,196 --> 01:08:38,896
Miss Julie Bentley,
1249
01:08:41,700 --> 01:08:43,573
Miss Libby Bradshaw,
1250
01:08:46,436 --> 01:08:48,103
Miss Kate Broderick.
1251
01:08:51,395 --> 01:08:53,406
Congratulations.
1252
01:09:05,912 --> 01:09:08,745
Miss Cynthia Carter.
1253
01:09:16,262 --> 01:09:18,083
Miss Cynthia Carter.
1254
01:09:24,740 --> 01:09:29,389
Miss Nancy Creek.
1255
01:09:29,390 --> 01:09:31,229
I'm gonna make this quick.
1256
01:09:31,230 --> 01:09:32,769
I don't want to ruin Kate's day
1257
01:09:32,770 --> 01:09:34,523
as you seem to be intent on doing,
1258
01:09:36,022 --> 01:09:37,519
but if you point that thing at me again,
1259
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:40,099
you're gonna be photographing
the inside of your own throat.
1260
01:09:40,100 --> 01:09:41,368
Got it?
1261
01:09:44,020 --> 01:09:45,020
Hi, Betts.
1262
01:09:46,010 --> 01:09:47,010
Hello, darling.
1263
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:51,240
It's always lovely to see you.
1264
01:09:56,210 --> 01:09:58,714
Miss Elisabeth Kayden Hunt.
1265
01:10:01,190 --> 01:10:04,589
Betty, I'm on your
side here, you know that,
1266
01:10:04,590 --> 01:10:06,669
but you went too far today.
1267
01:10:06,670 --> 01:10:07,630
Meaning what?
1268
01:10:07,631 --> 01:10:09,319
The pictures, Betty.
1269
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:11,719
It's your daughter's party, not yours.
1270
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:14,089
She doesn't deserve to
be humiliated like that.
1271
01:10:14,090 --> 01:10:17,749
Susan, I have been so
humiliated for so long now,
1272
01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:19,393
It just seems normal to me.
1273
01:10:20,570 --> 01:10:22,317
That's pretty sad, isn't it?
1274
01:10:26,300 --> 01:10:28,139
Linda, it's Heather
Wilson, the calligrapher.
1275
01:10:28,140 --> 01:10:29,809
I came by to pick up the guest list,
1276
01:10:29,810 --> 01:10:31,449
but the maid couldn't find it.
1277
01:10:31,450 --> 01:10:33,599
Hello, Heather, I'm here.
1278
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:35,803
Yeah, I don't know, I left it out for you.
1279
01:10:39,104 --> 01:10:41,819
Oh, I'm gonna have to look
around and get back to you.
1280
01:10:41,820 --> 01:10:43,739
Yeah, I'm really sorry.
1281
01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:44,740
Thank you.
1282
01:10:45,951 --> 01:10:47,250
She's right, it's gone.
1283
01:10:47,251 --> 01:10:48,612
- I know who has it.
- Who?
1284
01:10:48,613 --> 01:10:49,863
Who do you think?
1285
01:10:51,650 --> 01:10:52,999
Look, Dan, I love you
1286
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,539
and I feel for you having
to live with all this,
1287
01:10:55,540 --> 01:10:58,326
but now I'm havin' to live with it, too.
1288
01:10:58,327 --> 01:10:59,629
You're right, you're right.
1289
01:10:59,630 --> 01:11:00,969
I'll change the locks tomorrow.
1290
01:11:00,970 --> 01:11:02,529
Thank you.
1291
01:11:02,530 --> 01:11:03,939
And I'd like to report her violation
1292
01:11:03,940 --> 01:11:05,699
of the restraining order.
1293
01:11:05,700 --> 01:11:07,209
You can't do that.
1294
01:11:07,210 --> 01:11:08,210
Why not?
1295
01:11:09,506 --> 01:11:11,159
Linda, you know the law
better than most people.
1296
01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:13,009
You have no proof that it was Betty.
1297
01:11:13,010 --> 01:11:14,519
Oh, come on, Dan, who else?
1298
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:16,459
I know, I know, but you can't prove it.
1299
01:11:16,460 --> 01:11:18,709
Besides which, I don't need
her announcing to the press
1300
01:11:18,710 --> 01:11:19,979
that I'm throwing her in jail again.
1301
01:11:19,980 --> 01:11:20,860
It's a small town
1302
01:11:20,861 --> 01:11:23,963
and I can't afford all
this insane publicity.
1303
01:11:24,940 --> 01:11:28,463
Okay, fine, but I still
want my wedding list back.
1304
01:11:29,340 --> 01:11:30,569
Mrs. Broderick,
1305
01:11:30,570 --> 01:11:33,769
the court demands that
you return the guest list.
1306
01:11:33,770 --> 01:11:34,870
Well, Your Honor, I,
1307
01:11:35,790 --> 01:11:40,699
I took the list thinking it
was, uh, something else of mine
1308
01:11:40,700 --> 01:11:43,129
and I, I would gladly
have brought it back.
1309
01:11:43,130 --> 01:11:45,439
In fact, I, I would have
brought it with me here today,
1310
01:11:45,440 --> 01:11:49,559
once I realized, but, um, I can't find it.
1311
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:50,560
Uh-huh.
1312
01:11:52,530 --> 01:11:55,449
Well until you do, I'm
releasing Mr. Broderick
1313
01:11:55,450 --> 01:11:58,671
from his obligation to
make alimony payments.
1314
01:11:58,672 --> 01:11:59,505
What?
1315
01:11:59,506 --> 01:12:01,879
Perhaps that might refresh your memory.
1316
01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:03,732
Thank you all very much for coming.
1317
01:12:04,565 --> 01:12:06,649
Would the clerk called
the next case, please.
1318
01:12:06,650 --> 01:12:09,200
Big deal, it's not gonna
make her return my list.
1319
01:12:10,651 --> 01:12:13,492
Come on..
1320
01:13:59,564 --> 01:14:00,647
Unbelievable.
1321
01:14:25,646 --> 01:14:26,896
Take it back.
1322
01:14:27,968 --> 01:14:31,659
Dan, it's her autobiography.
1323
01:14:31,660 --> 01:14:33,359
It's a 90-page-hate letter to you.
1324
01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:35,863
It's, it's evidence.
1325
01:14:35,864 --> 01:14:37,189
Of what?
1326
01:14:37,190 --> 01:14:39,229
That she's flipped out.
1327
01:14:39,230 --> 01:14:40,190
As if driving her car
1328
01:14:40,191 --> 01:14:41,319
through your living room wasn't enough.
1329
01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:42,899
It's proof.
1330
01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:44,289
Unfortunately, it's also proof
1331
01:14:44,290 --> 01:14:45,790
that you broke into her house.
1332
01:14:49,528 --> 01:14:51,359
The door was open.
1333
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:52,689
Were you invited?
1334
01:14:52,690 --> 01:14:55,319
The woman put a beach umbrella
through your porch window.
1335
01:14:55,320 --> 01:14:57,749
She destroyed your
furniture and your crystal.
1336
01:14:57,750 --> 01:15:01,739
Look, one person breaking the
law in this thing is enough.
1337
01:15:01,740 --> 01:15:03,639
You gotta take it back, Linda.
1338
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:04,473
If nothing else,
1339
01:15:04,474 --> 01:15:05,999
we at least still have
our credibility here.
1340
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,200
It might be a good idea
to keep it that way.
1341
01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:11,963
All right, I'm sorry.
1342
01:15:13,851 --> 01:15:15,439
Look, I understand, I do.
1343
01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:16,890
I just... I'll take it back.
1344
01:15:17,921 --> 01:15:18,921
Thank you.
1345
01:15:20,139 --> 01:15:21,080
Loretta.
1346
01:15:21,081 --> 01:15:22,863
Hi, hi, Betty Broderick.
1347
01:15:24,450 --> 01:15:26,669
Well, actually I, I was
fine until I found out
1348
01:15:26,670 --> 01:15:29,120
that you and Fred were
gonna go to Dan's wedding.
1349
01:15:30,250 --> 01:15:32,293
How, how can you do that?
1350
01:15:32,294 --> 01:15:34,943
I mean, I looked after
your children one summer.
1351
01:15:36,060 --> 01:15:38,239
For God sake, if you
have any loyalty at all,
1352
01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:39,393
I beg you not to go.
1353
01:15:42,490 --> 01:15:44,139
I see.
1354
01:15:44,140 --> 01:15:45,389
Bull, Loretta.
1355
01:15:45,390 --> 01:15:47,713
No, bull, I am taking it personally.
1356
01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:03,719
Ellen.
1357
01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:04,963
Hi, Betty Broderick.
1358
01:16:05,860 --> 01:16:08,589
What's this I hear about
you going to Dan's wedding?
1359
01:16:08,590 --> 01:16:11,286
Oh, honey,
I'm so glad to get here.
1360
01:16:11,287 --> 01:16:12,752
Traffic is just horrible.
1361
01:16:12,753 --> 01:16:15,076
- Good morning, Miss-
- Lovely day for it.
1362
01:16:15,077 --> 01:16:17,494
Hi, Margie.
1363
01:16:19,893 --> 01:16:21,503
Huh, oh, hi.
1364
01:16:21,504 --> 01:16:22,337
I'm glad you could come-
1365
01:16:22,338 --> 01:16:23,857
Can I see your invitation, please?
1366
01:16:25,172 --> 01:16:26,922
Hi.
1367
01:16:36,170 --> 01:16:37,799
Susan McDonald is with Betty.
1368
01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:40,019
She'll call here if Betty
tries to pull anything.
1369
01:16:40,020 --> 01:16:41,020
Great.
1370
01:16:42,570 --> 01:16:43,649
- Here.
- What's this?
1371
01:16:43,650 --> 01:16:44,650
Put it on.
1372
01:16:46,060 --> 01:16:47,060
Larry.
1373
01:16:47,820 --> 01:16:49,199
I agreed to security guards.
1374
01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:50,989
Now it looks like the
Untouchables are out there.
1375
01:16:50,990 --> 01:16:52,369
She bought a gun.
1376
01:16:52,370 --> 01:16:55,259
She's told half the world
she's gonna shoot you.
1377
01:16:55,260 --> 01:16:56,939
I refuse to lead my life this way.
1378
01:16:56,940 --> 01:16:58,433
I flat out refuse.
1379
01:16:59,540 --> 01:17:01,740
I'm not gonna give into
her, it's terrorism.
1380
01:17:02,730 --> 01:17:03,730
Besides,
1381
01:17:05,180 --> 01:17:06,230
it makes me look fat.
1382
01:18:00,340 --> 01:18:03,583
As best man, it falls
on me to propose a toast.
1383
01:18:04,440 --> 01:18:06,729
All of us are a bit older than
we were the last time around
1384
01:18:06,730 --> 01:18:09,523
with Dan.
1385
01:18:10,428 --> 01:18:12,719
A lot of the old Irish toasts
you've all heard before,
1386
01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:13,909
so I don't have any of those.
1387
01:18:13,910 --> 01:18:17,013
I would just like to say to Dan and Linda,
1388
01:18:18,430 --> 01:18:22,157
may you have many babies
and much happiness.
1389
01:18:23,044 --> 01:18:24,877
- Here, here.
- Cheers.
1390
01:18:26,413 --> 01:18:27,994
- Cheers.
- Salud.
1391
01:18:39,170 --> 01:18:40,753
Love you.
1392
01:18:43,594 --> 01:18:46,551
Congratulations.
1393
01:18:46,552 --> 01:18:48,179
Have a great time.
1394
01:18:48,180 --> 01:18:49,013
Okay, you two, one more.
1395
01:18:49,014 --> 01:18:50,402
Over here.
1396
01:18:52,053 --> 01:18:52,895
It was the most depressing day
1397
01:18:52,896 --> 01:18:54,349
of my life,
1398
01:18:54,350 --> 01:18:55,450
at home being guarded.
1399
01:18:56,917 --> 01:18:58,042
I don't know, I guess
I just couldn't believe
1400
01:18:58,043 --> 01:19:00,743
that I could be any more
depressed than I already was.
1401
01:19:01,710 --> 01:19:03,010
But from that day forward,
1402
01:19:03,930 --> 01:19:06,713
I just didn't ever want
to get up again, ever.
1403
01:19:16,437 --> 01:19:17,907
Yeah, here you go.
1404
01:19:17,908 --> 01:19:18,932
All right.
1405
01:19:18,933 --> 01:19:20,192
Stay with him.
1406
01:19:21,046 --> 01:19:22,767
Always stay with your man.
1407
01:19:26,643 --> 01:19:28,774
Okay, everybody in.
1408
01:19:28,775 --> 01:19:30,522
Come on, guys, everybody in.
1409
01:19:30,523 --> 01:19:31,356
Come on in.
1410
01:19:31,356 --> 01:19:32,189
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
1411
01:19:32,190 --> 01:19:33,411
Come on, guys, come on, let's hustle up.
1412
01:19:33,412 --> 01:19:35,707
- Hurry, hurry, hurry-
- Come on.
1413
01:19:35,708 --> 01:19:37,037
- Get some oranges-
- Guys, come on.
1414
01:19:37,038 --> 01:19:37,881
Everybody has some water.
1415
01:19:37,882 --> 01:19:38,958
Everybody, water.
1416
01:19:38,959 --> 01:19:39,792
- Come on, guys.
- Come on, guys,
1417
01:19:39,793 --> 01:19:41,659
take that top off, will ya?
1418
01:19:41,660 --> 01:19:42,630
Everybody drinks.
1419
01:19:42,631 --> 01:19:45,523
Everybody drinks, even if
you're not thirsty, okay?
1420
01:19:45,524 --> 01:19:46,999
Guys, you're lookin' good out there.
1421
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,000
Hey, Tommy.
1422
01:19:49,269 --> 01:19:50,923
Come on, water, water up.
1423
01:19:53,170 --> 01:19:55,664
Tommy, get some water.
1424
01:19:55,665 --> 01:19:57,179
- Here some water.
- Here, here, here.
1425
01:19:57,180 --> 01:19:58,993
- Oh, okay, I got it.
- Thank you.
1426
01:19:58,994 --> 01:20:02,411
- Good, good, good-
- Everybody get water?
1427
01:20:05,810 --> 01:20:07,263
You sure you want to do this?
1428
01:20:09,140 --> 01:20:10,383
No, I'm not sure.
1429
01:20:13,220 --> 01:20:15,619
Honey, the woman's unstable.
1430
01:20:15,620 --> 01:20:17,599
How can you give her any
kind of visitation rights?
1431
01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:18,629
Oh, she keeps insisting
1432
01:20:18,630 --> 01:20:20,159
that one of the things
that makes her crazy
1433
01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:22,129
is not having a regular
relationship with a kids.
1434
01:20:22,130 --> 01:20:26,059
So maybe if there was a
court-approved visitation schedule,
1435
01:20:26,060 --> 01:20:27,423
she'd leave us alone.
1436
01:20:29,610 --> 01:20:30,613
It's what she wants.
1437
01:20:31,810 --> 01:20:33,629
She's a liar, Dan.
1438
01:20:33,630 --> 01:20:35,249
She's dangerous.
1439
01:20:35,250 --> 01:20:37,919
Not to the kids, she'd never hurt them.
1440
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:38,920
No.
1441
01:20:39,700 --> 01:20:41,779
She was a doting mother,
she did everything.
1442
01:20:41,780 --> 01:20:44,909
She sacrificed everything for them.
1443
01:20:44,910 --> 01:20:48,123
No matter what she's done
to them, they love her.
1444
01:20:49,850 --> 01:20:52,109
Besides which, they see
how happy you and I are
1445
01:20:52,110 --> 01:20:53,349
and they see how miserable she is
1446
01:20:53,350 --> 01:20:55,199
and they want to make her feel better.
1447
01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:56,200
She's their mom.
1448
01:20:57,730 --> 01:20:59,513
How could I keep them from doing that?
1449
01:21:03,850 --> 01:21:07,589
I'll put in a stipulation that
if she goes awry in any way,
1450
01:21:07,590 --> 01:21:09,433
that's the end of it for good.
1451
01:21:25,860 --> 01:21:27,790
- What is it?
- Look at this.
1452
01:21:27,791 --> 01:21:28,624
Look at this.
1453
01:21:28,625 --> 01:21:30,613
What, the gall of this
guy, the gall of him.
1454
01:21:32,494 --> 01:21:34,214
What a load of crap.
1455
01:21:34,215 --> 01:21:36,189
Daniel will grant me custody of the kids
1456
01:21:36,190 --> 01:21:38,489
on a temporary basis provided I behave,
1457
01:21:38,490 --> 01:21:39,869
otherwise I lose them.
1458
01:21:39,870 --> 01:21:41,293
Can you believe all this?
1459
01:21:42,280 --> 01:21:43,799
Well, it.
1460
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:45,400
I hope he gets terminally ill.
1461
01:21:47,590 --> 01:21:49,729
Look at this, did you see all this?
1462
01:21:49,730 --> 01:21:51,599
Do you know how long I have fought the,
1463
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:53,949
the one man legal giant?
1464
01:21:53,950 --> 01:21:56,029
He has all the cards, Susan.
1465
01:21:56,030 --> 01:21:58,580
I, I fight him back, but
that's what I end up with.
1466
01:22:00,170 --> 01:22:01,170
Betty,
1467
01:22:03,450 --> 01:22:05,050
I know what you've been through.
1468
01:22:06,910 --> 01:22:07,910
I've been there.
1469
01:22:10,019 --> 01:22:13,770
And I know how much it
hurts and for how long
1470
01:22:17,479 --> 01:22:18,479
but, um,
1471
01:22:19,820 --> 01:22:21,663
it's time to move on.
1472
01:22:23,464 --> 01:22:26,183
You have got so much going for you, Betty.
1473
01:22:27,210 --> 01:22:29,109
You're beautiful.
1474
01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:31,139
You're smart.
1475
01:22:31,140 --> 01:22:32,539
You're a teacher.
1476
01:22:32,540 --> 01:22:33,959
You're cultured.
1477
01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:37,463
You are funnier than any
two comedians I can name.
1478
01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:43,303
So please, for your own preservation,
1479
01:22:44,490 --> 01:22:46,523
it's just time to move on.
1480
01:22:48,360 --> 01:22:50,193
This is you being my friend?
1481
01:22:51,480 --> 01:22:52,480
Yes.
1482
01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:55,160
A good one,
1483
01:22:56,811 --> 01:23:00,803
and I don't want to see you
destroy yourself any further.
1484
01:23:03,460 --> 01:23:08,460
You've got to let him go,
Betty, before it's too late.
1485
01:23:10,491 --> 01:23:12,599
He got to you, didn't he?
1486
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:13,433
Betty-
1487
01:23:13,434 --> 01:23:15,440
I can't believe it, he got to you, too.
1488
01:23:16,670 --> 01:23:18,929
- Betty-
- Take it back.
1489
01:23:18,930 --> 01:23:21,072
Take it back or get the
hell out of my life.
1490
01:23:21,073 --> 01:23:22,040
Did you hear me?
1491
01:23:22,041 --> 01:23:23,323
Get out, now.
1492
01:23:30,104 --> 01:23:31,521
Goodbye, Betty.
1493
01:23:58,341 --> 01:23:59,174
I don't care what you say,
1494
01:23:59,175 --> 01:24:00,449
it's my favorite movie of all time.
1495
01:24:00,450 --> 01:24:01,501
Gee, I never would have guessed.
1496
01:24:01,502 --> 01:24:02,939
You've seen it, what, seven times?
1497
01:24:02,940 --> 01:24:04,349
Well with you I've seen it seven times.
1498
01:24:04,350 --> 01:24:05,310
If it makes you feel any better,
1499
01:24:05,311 --> 01:24:06,799
I know I've read the book at least twice.
1500
01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:07,633
Me, too.
1501
01:24:07,634 --> 01:24:10,788
Along with ever other
teenaged-American girl.
1502
01:24:38,620 --> 01:24:41,029
I want first dibs on Rhett Butler.
1503
01:24:41,030 --> 01:24:43,041
Oh, I wouldn't argue with that.
1504
01:24:43,042 --> 01:24:45,219
Of course, I can't be Scarlet O'Hara.
1505
01:24:45,220 --> 01:24:46,599
Why not?
1506
01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:48,029
I'm Dutch.
1507
01:24:48,030 --> 01:24:49,723
Frankly, my dear, I'm not giving a damn.
1508
01:24:51,220 --> 01:24:52,920
Thank you, we have to leave now.
1509
01:24:53,885 --> 01:24:54,718
I think we've had enough.
1510
01:24:54,719 --> 01:24:56,519
- Are you paying for this?
- No, I left a tip.
1511
01:25:07,534 --> 01:25:09,509
And I turn the pages and I got pictures-
1512
01:25:09,510 --> 01:25:10,934
- Great.
- And they're in color.
1513
01:25:10,935 --> 01:25:12,492
Isn't that great?
1514
01:25:12,493 --> 01:25:14,166
I've had it, I'm goin' up.
1515
01:25:14,167 --> 01:25:16,509
- Okay, hun.
- Mom, I don't feel too good.
1516
01:25:16,510 --> 01:25:18,419
Can I sleep in your bed tonight?
1517
01:25:18,420 --> 01:25:19,820
Yeah, come on up, sweetie.
1518
01:25:23,328 --> 01:25:24,411
Good night.
1519
01:25:34,065 --> 01:25:35,119
Ow.
1520
01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:37,316
Ooh, sorry, honey, didn't
see you laying there.
1521
01:25:37,317 --> 01:25:38,150
It's okay.
1522
01:25:38,150 --> 01:25:39,100
Oh, you're really good.
1523
01:25:39,100 --> 01:25:40,100
- You're so strong.
- Don't,
1524
01:25:40,101 --> 01:25:41,546
don't try to break my concentration.
1525
01:25:41,547 --> 01:25:42,380
No, I wouldn't do that,
1526
01:25:42,381 --> 01:25:43,717
- I would never do that.
- Please.
1527
01:25:43,718 --> 01:25:44,551
I would never try to
break your concentration.
1528
01:25:44,552 --> 01:25:45,679
You know that.
1529
01:25:45,680 --> 01:25:47,039
Never.
1530
01:25:47,040 --> 01:25:48,040
Never.
1531
01:25:50,816 --> 01:25:51,649
You lost it.
1532
01:25:51,649 --> 01:25:52,649
I lost it.
1533
01:25:54,850 --> 01:25:56,869
Hey, look, there's
somebody drivin' this cab.
1534
01:25:56,870 --> 01:25:58,239
Bert, the cop sent this over.
1535
01:25:58,240 --> 01:26:00,949
He said to float away to
Happy Land on the bubbles.
1536
01:26:00,950 --> 01:26:03,255
Oh, look at this, old Bert.
1537
01:26:03,256 --> 01:26:04,089
Champagne, huh?
1538
01:26:04,090 --> 01:26:05,229
By the way,
where are you two goin'
1539
01:26:05,230 --> 01:26:06,679
on this here now honeymoon?
1540
01:26:06,680 --> 01:26:08,109
Where are we goin'?
1541
01:26:08,110 --> 01:26:08,943
Look at this.
1542
01:26:08,944 --> 01:26:09,989
There's the kitty, Ernie.
1543
01:26:09,990 --> 01:26:11,759
Here, come on, count it, Mary.
1544
01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:13,199
Oh, I feel
like a bootlegger's life.
1545
01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:14,033
Look.
1546
01:26:14,034 --> 01:26:15,075
You know what we're gonna do?
1547
01:26:15,076 --> 01:26:16,196
We're gonna shoot the works.
1548
01:26:16,197 --> 01:26:17,219
A whole week in New York.
1549
01:26:17,220 --> 01:26:18,469
A whole week in Bermuda.
1550
01:26:18,470 --> 01:26:20,879
The highest hotels, the oldest champagne,
1551
01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:24,509
the richest caviar, the hottest music,
1552
01:26:24,510 --> 01:26:25,757
and the prettiest wife.
1553
01:26:25,758 --> 01:26:27,325
Woo, that does it.
1554
01:26:27,326 --> 01:26:28,360
And then what?
1555
01:26:28,361 --> 01:26:32,728
- Then what, honey?
- After that, who cares?
1556
01:26:32,729 --> 01:26:34,436
That does it, come here.
1557
01:26:36,220 --> 01:26:37,200
Don't look now,
1558
01:26:37,201 --> 01:26:38,479
but there's somethin' funny goin' on
1559
01:26:38,480 --> 01:26:40,659
over there at the bank, George.
1560
01:26:40,660 --> 01:26:41,809
I've never really seen one,
1561
01:26:41,810 --> 01:26:44,827
but that's got all the
earmarks of bein' a run.
1562
01:26:50,810 --> 01:26:51,918
Hey, Ernie,
1563
01:26:51,919 --> 01:26:54,205
if you got any money in
the bank, you better hurry.
1564
01:26:54,206 --> 01:26:56,030
George, let's not stop, let's go.
1565
01:26:56,031 --> 01:26:57,031
Just a minute.
1566
01:30:31,512 --> 01:30:32,512
I did it.
1567
01:30:33,640 --> 01:30:36,145
I finally shot the son of a bitch.
1568
01:30:39,520 --> 01:30:40,603
I don't know.
1569
01:30:44,041 --> 01:30:46,749
I really went there to shoot
myself in front of them.
1570
01:30:46,750 --> 01:30:47,750
I got nervous.
1571
01:30:49,051 --> 01:30:50,369
It always makes me mad when they say
1572
01:30:50,370 --> 01:30:52,119
that Dan and Linda were the victims.
1573
01:30:52,120 --> 01:30:52,953
Me and the kids were the victims.
1574
01:30:52,954 --> 01:30:56,263
There were two dead bodies,
but there were five victims.
1575
01:30:59,960 --> 01:31:01,093
I have regrets...
1576
01:31:02,897 --> 01:31:03,897
but no remorse.
1577
01:31:05,010 --> 01:31:07,640
I regret that my husband had no character
1578
01:31:09,380 --> 01:31:12,696
and my children lost their mother
1579
01:31:12,697 --> 01:31:14,223
and their home and stability,
1580
01:31:15,910 --> 01:31:19,039
but I didn't do any legal bullying.
1581
01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:21,449
I wasn't the one who had an affair.
1582
01:31:21,450 --> 01:31:23,473
I won't accept the
blame for what happened.
1583
01:31:25,761 --> 01:31:26,930
And I am happy
1584
01:31:28,310 --> 01:31:29,980
to be locked up in this dark,
1585
01:31:32,366 --> 01:31:33,366
little world
1586
01:31:34,356 --> 01:31:36,356
where no one can get me.
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