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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,856 --> 00:00:17,818 (MUFFLED RUMBLING) 2 00:00:22,291 --> 00:00:24,495 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 3 00:00:32,069 --> 00:00:33,039 (DOOR CLOSES) 4 00:00:33,141 --> 00:00:35,609 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 5 00:00:35,711 --> 00:00:37,309 How can I help you? 6 00:00:37,411 --> 00:00:38,874 (IN BRITISH ACCENT) Uh, can I get a black coffee? 7 00:00:38,976 --> 00:00:40,643 Sure. 8 00:00:46,754 --> 00:00:47,722 Thank you. 9 00:00:47,824 --> 00:00:49,316 (INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER) 10 00:00:49,418 --> 00:00:51,588 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 11 00:00:56,291 --> 00:00:57,825 (MUSIC STOPS) 12 00:00:59,034 --> 00:01:00,267 -(CHAIR SLIDES) -(MUSIC RESUMES) 13 00:01:05,439 --> 00:01:08,206 -(MUSIC, CHATTER QUIETENS) -(MUFFLED BUZZING) 14 00:01:08,308 --> 00:01:10,475 (INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER RESUMES) 15 00:01:13,049 --> 00:01:15,216 -(CHATTER QUIETENS) -(MUFFLED BUZZING) 16 00:01:15,949 --> 00:01:18,153 (CHATTER RESUMES) 17 00:01:19,022 --> 00:01:21,189 (INTRIGUING MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 18 00:01:26,158 --> 00:01:27,327 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 19 00:01:38,635 --> 00:01:40,802 (INTRIGUING MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 20 00:01:50,345 --> 00:01:51,516 (CHAIR SLIDES) 21 00:01:52,151 --> 00:01:53,782 (FAINT, MUFFLED BUZZING) 22 00:01:54,317 --> 00:01:56,023 (CLEARS THROAT) 23 00:01:56,125 --> 00:01:58,089 I love that book so much. It's, uh... 24 00:01:58,191 --> 00:01:59,289 I just finished it last week. 25 00:01:59,391 --> 00:02:01,291 It's incredible. It's... (STUTTERS) 26 00:02:01,393 --> 00:02:04,529 I really, really, really admire it. 27 00:02:04,964 --> 00:02:05,863 And, uh... 28 00:02:05,965 --> 00:02:07,268 (CUP CLANGING) 29 00:02:08,972 --> 00:02:10,067 -(DOOR OPENS) -(LOUD CHATTER) 30 00:02:10,169 --> 00:02:11,536 (CLEARS THROAT) Uh... 31 00:02:12,735 --> 00:02:15,006 (SOFTLY) All right. (CLEARS THROAT) 32 00:02:15,108 --> 00:02:17,311 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 33 00:02:23,550 --> 00:02:25,512 (STUTTERING) Um, I'm sorry. I didn't mean... 34 00:02:25,615 --> 00:02:28,556 (ROMANTIC '80s POP MUSIC PLAYING) 35 00:02:28,658 --> 00:02:30,517 (MUFFLED SPEECH) 36 00:02:30,620 --> 00:02:32,060 CHARLIE: I wasn't... Genuinely, 37 00:02:32,162 --> 00:02:33,223 -I really admire the book. -What? Sorry? 38 00:02:33,325 --> 00:02:34,829 I was just saying, I'm not... 39 00:02:34,931 --> 00:02:36,698 I'm not hitting on you. I... 40 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:37,725 Sorry, what do you mean? 41 00:02:37,827 --> 00:02:39,595 Genuinely, I just really admire the book. 42 00:02:39,697 --> 00:02:41,934 (INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND) 43 00:02:42,036 --> 00:02:43,032 I'm deaf in this one. 44 00:02:43,134 --> 00:02:44,135 You're deaf? 45 00:02:44,238 --> 00:02:46,773 Yeah. This one though. I can... 46 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:49,306 (LAUGHS AWKWARDLY) 47 00:02:49,408 --> 00:02:51,675 -(EMMA CHUCKLES SOFTLY) -Uh... 48 00:02:54,917 --> 00:02:57,352 Yeah, the, uh... (SIGHS) 49 00:02:57,854 --> 00:02:58,814 Do you want to start over? 50 00:03:00,651 --> 00:03:03,055 -Um... -We could just try it again? 51 00:03:03,157 --> 00:03:04,455 -Maybe? -You wanna try... 52 00:03:04,557 --> 00:03:06,393 -Just do it again? -EMMA: Yeah. Do it again. 53 00:03:08,559 --> 00:03:09,924 -Okay. -Okay. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 54 00:03:19,073 --> 00:03:21,108 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 55 00:03:21,210 --> 00:03:23,404 CHARLIE: "I was absolutely certain 56 00:03:23,506 --> 00:03:25,077 "I was being trapped 57 00:03:25,179 --> 00:03:26,610 "and that you were recording me 58 00:03:26,712 --> 00:03:29,213 "and I was gonna be all over the Internet, 59 00:03:29,315 --> 00:03:30,812 "but I now understand..." 60 00:03:30,914 --> 00:03:33,349 "...that the only thing that could have saved me 61 00:03:33,451 --> 00:03:34,921 "was a second first impression." 62 00:03:35,023 --> 00:03:36,618 Yeah. So funny. Great. 63 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:38,323 So I'm gonna start there and then go on 64 00:03:38,425 --> 00:03:39,720 -to the first date. -MIKE: Good. 65 00:03:39,822 --> 00:03:41,761 EMMA: So what'd you think of the ending? 66 00:03:41,863 --> 00:03:42,756 Ending? Of what? 67 00:03:42,858 --> 00:03:44,291 EMMA: Of the book. I just finished it. 68 00:03:44,393 --> 00:03:45,696 Oh, the, um... 69 00:03:45,798 --> 00:03:48,969 I don't know. I feel like I didn't get it, you know. 70 00:03:49,071 --> 00:03:51,304 Like I was missing something. 71 00:03:51,406 --> 00:03:52,701 Yeah, no, I know what you mean. I think... 72 00:03:52,804 --> 00:03:54,407 Yeah, me neither, really. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 73 00:03:54,509 --> 00:03:56,770 'Cause did she die? Is that... (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 74 00:03:56,872 --> 00:03:58,544 Like, do you think that's what it was? 75 00:03:59,509 --> 00:04:01,382 I think so. I think so. 76 00:04:02,350 --> 00:04:03,780 Just, that doesn't make any sense. 77 00:04:04,380 --> 00:04:05,750 It doesn't? 78 00:04:05,852 --> 00:04:07,615 Well, no, 'cause you remember this, like, the mirror thing? 79 00:04:07,717 --> 00:04:09,687 CHARLIE: Hm. Wait, which mirror? 80 00:04:10,722 --> 00:04:13,420 The whole thing at the end with the mirror. 81 00:04:13,522 --> 00:04:15,892 Um... (SMACKS LIPS) 82 00:04:15,994 --> 00:04:19,963 I thought it was just more of a kind of metaphor for like... 83 00:04:20,065 --> 00:04:21,600 Uh... 84 00:04:21,702 --> 00:04:24,432 I just didn't really realize it was real in the sense 85 00:04:24,534 --> 00:04:27,368 that the mirror was, um... 86 00:04:27,470 --> 00:04:28,910 The mirror was... 87 00:04:29,012 --> 00:04:30,408 (SIGHS) I don't even know... 88 00:04:30,510 --> 00:04:31,541 I don't even know where to take this. 89 00:04:31,643 --> 00:04:33,981 I didn't read the book. And, um... yeah. 90 00:04:34,084 --> 00:04:35,609 -What? -I think I just glitched 91 00:04:35,711 --> 00:04:37,646 when I saw you... (STUTTERS) 92 00:04:37,748 --> 00:04:39,516 ...and I just wanted to talk to you. 93 00:04:39,618 --> 00:04:42,753 And I didn't have anything, so... 94 00:04:43,793 --> 00:04:44,788 That's weird. 95 00:04:48,991 --> 00:04:50,899 Um, yeah, I'm... Well, I'm sorry. I didn't... 96 00:04:51,001 --> 00:04:52,829 Just a weird, little freak. 97 00:04:53,663 --> 00:04:55,331 Weird, little British freak. 98 00:04:55,433 --> 00:04:56,701 -Oh, yeah? -(CHUCKLES) 99 00:04:56,803 --> 00:04:59,006 I'm sorry. I didn't realize you actually doubled down. 100 00:04:59,108 --> 00:05:00,505 Yeah, what was I supposed to do? 101 00:05:00,607 --> 00:05:02,477 -How about reading the book? -(CHARLIE SIGHS) 102 00:05:02,579 --> 00:05:05,340 For a first date? I don't know. That's a lot weirder, no? 103 00:05:05,442 --> 00:05:07,446 How is that weirder? 104 00:05:07,549 --> 00:05:10,116 I don't know. It just feels weirder somehow. 105 00:05:10,218 --> 00:05:12,048 Okay. Don't agree, but go on. 106 00:05:12,151 --> 00:05:13,188 (CHUCKLES) 107 00:05:13,290 --> 00:05:16,850 So, I wanna say this thing about her laugh. 108 00:05:16,952 --> 00:05:18,458 Do you know how it's kind of like... 109 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,992 It's very cute, but it's also kind of like... 110 00:05:21,094 --> 00:05:24,165 (CHORTLING) 111 00:05:24,267 --> 00:05:26,027 -Repulsive even. Okay. -CHARLIE: Yeah. 112 00:05:26,129 --> 00:05:29,237 And then if, uh, she laughs, then I can point it out 113 00:05:29,339 --> 00:05:30,637 and be like, "And there it is!" you know. 114 00:05:30,739 --> 00:05:32,338 I did. I said, "If everyone knows he's a piece of shit, 115 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:33,875 "then why are we doing a retrospective 116 00:05:33,977 --> 00:05:34,836 "in the first place?" 117 00:05:34,939 --> 00:05:36,738 It's like, it's so incredibly irresponsible. 118 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:38,511 No one ever cares until it's too late. 119 00:05:38,613 --> 00:05:40,547 And then it always ends up backfiring on me... 120 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,947 Emma, I'm being serious. It's not funny. 121 00:05:46,049 --> 00:05:48,852 No, I agree with you. This is not funny at all. 122 00:05:50,025 --> 00:05:51,492 It's very serious. 123 00:05:53,863 --> 00:05:54,993 (SNICKERS) 124 00:05:55,095 --> 00:05:55,956 You're laughing. 125 00:05:56,059 --> 00:05:57,858 CHARLIE: "I love how you always find a way 126 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,901 "to turn my drama into a comedy." 127 00:06:01,003 --> 00:06:02,299 And then, uh... 128 00:06:02,401 --> 00:06:03,765 -I don't know. -What? 129 00:06:03,867 --> 00:06:05,967 I kind of wanna say something about... 130 00:06:06,069 --> 00:06:09,139 -(MOANING IN PLEASURE) -(RATTLING, CLATTERING) 131 00:06:09,241 --> 00:06:10,578 -No. -No? 132 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,780 Why do you want to talk about fucking in front of your family? 133 00:06:12,882 --> 00:06:13,677 Or her family? 134 00:06:13,779 --> 00:06:15,041 No, I don't wanna say it, like, directly. 135 00:06:15,143 --> 00:06:17,419 I just wanna kind of allude to it somehow 136 00:06:17,521 --> 00:06:21,554 'cause I just think we've always had this sort of... 137 00:06:21,656 --> 00:06:24,386 Like an incredible chemistry that's just... I... 138 00:06:24,488 --> 00:06:25,760 Yeah, no, do that. 139 00:06:25,862 --> 00:06:27,358 Do exactly that. 140 00:06:27,461 --> 00:06:29,794 -Okay? -Okay, what if I said... 141 00:06:30,361 --> 00:06:31,425 licentious. 142 00:06:31,527 --> 00:06:34,068 Or languorous. 143 00:06:34,171 --> 00:06:35,062 Just skip this part completely. 144 00:06:35,164 --> 00:06:37,068 What, and just go straight to the crying thing? 145 00:06:37,170 --> 00:06:39,771 (EMMA SOBBING) 146 00:06:40,976 --> 00:06:42,444 (SHUDDERS) 147 00:06:43,043 --> 00:06:44,039 (SIGHS) 148 00:06:44,673 --> 00:06:45,675 It's just, you know, 149 00:06:45,777 --> 00:06:47,008 it's my first time saying it out loud, 150 00:06:47,110 --> 00:06:49,449 so I feel like I'll get it on the day, you know. 151 00:06:49,552 --> 00:06:51,352 Maybe you should start with something funny, 152 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:53,651 so you're not, like, immediately in tears. 153 00:06:53,753 --> 00:06:56,552 But it's kind of sweet. It's endearing. 154 00:06:56,654 --> 00:06:57,951 Yeah, but you wanna look good. 155 00:06:58,053 --> 00:06:59,258 Crying makes you look kind of ugly. 156 00:06:59,361 --> 00:07:01,756 -What? -You, the general you. 157 00:07:01,858 --> 00:07:02,989 -Like, women. -(SIGHS SOFTLY) 158 00:07:03,091 --> 00:07:05,464 Um, what about the first time you met? 159 00:07:05,566 --> 00:07:07,332 Wasn't that kind of a funny story? 160 00:07:07,434 --> 00:07:09,136 I love that book. I just... 161 00:07:09,238 --> 00:07:11,332 Oh, no, she can't tell that one. 162 00:07:11,434 --> 00:07:12,436 Why not? 163 00:07:12,538 --> 00:07:14,108 What stories are you gonna do? 164 00:07:14,210 --> 00:07:15,237 What do you mean? For my speech? 165 00:07:15,339 --> 00:07:16,442 Yeah. 166 00:07:16,544 --> 00:07:18,411 Well, you'll just have to wait and see. 167 00:07:18,513 --> 00:07:20,146 No, no, no. So we don't, you know, 168 00:07:20,248 --> 00:07:22,976 like, say the same things. 169 00:07:23,078 --> 00:07:24,651 Are you gonna use the first time we met? 170 00:07:25,183 --> 00:07:26,320 Yes. 171 00:07:26,422 --> 00:07:27,648 Okay, well, what about the first date? 172 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:29,753 -Yeah, of course. -Fuck! 173 00:07:29,855 --> 00:07:32,289 (CHUCKLES) You don't have to do a speech. 174 00:07:32,391 --> 00:07:34,254 (SIGHS) First kiss? 175 00:07:34,356 --> 00:07:36,858 EMMA: Wait, so you can just, like, go in whenever? 176 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,025 CHARLIE: Yeah, I do it all the time. 177 00:07:38,127 --> 00:07:39,461 EMMA: Oh, so you bring all the girls here? 178 00:07:39,563 --> 00:07:40,960 CHARLIE: Um, yeah. 179 00:07:41,062 --> 00:07:42,796 -(EMMA SCOFFS, LAUGHS) Ouch. -No, 180 00:07:42,898 --> 00:07:44,097 when I'm working late and stuff. 181 00:07:44,199 --> 00:07:45,632 Yeah, when you're working late and stuff. 182 00:07:45,734 --> 00:07:47,404 -Yeah. -(SIGHS) 183 00:07:47,506 --> 00:07:48,607 Okay, this is like... 184 00:07:48,709 --> 00:07:49,973 This is like a childhood dream, you know, 185 00:07:50,075 --> 00:07:54,549 like sneaking into a mall or a library at night. It's... 186 00:07:56,552 --> 00:07:58,713 Well, your dreams are about to come true. 187 00:07:58,816 --> 00:08:00,654 -Wow. -(BOTH CHUCKLE SOFTLY) 188 00:08:03,126 --> 00:08:04,691 -(RATTLING) -Um... 189 00:08:05,754 --> 00:08:06,925 Is it not working? 190 00:08:07,027 --> 00:08:08,191 Hm. 191 00:08:08,293 --> 00:08:09,289 (BEEPING) 192 00:08:12,232 --> 00:08:14,201 (RATTLING) 193 00:08:14,303 --> 00:08:16,703 -(ALARM BLARING) -Oh, sh... 194 00:08:17,468 --> 00:08:19,574 Um... Ooh! 195 00:08:23,672 --> 00:08:25,978 (DOORS THUDDING) 196 00:08:26,081 --> 00:08:28,011 (GRUNTING) 197 00:08:32,155 --> 00:08:34,354 (ALARM GROWS MUFFLED) 198 00:08:34,456 --> 00:08:37,889 (MUFFLED ALARM CONTINUES BLARING) 199 00:08:40,427 --> 00:08:42,561 Wait, so he trapped you? 200 00:08:42,663 --> 00:08:45,158 It wasn't planned, Rachel. (CHUCKLES) 201 00:08:45,260 --> 00:08:46,930 What about that time you thought you had a... 202 00:08:47,032 --> 00:08:48,563 -(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) -(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 203 00:08:48,665 --> 00:08:50,235 (MACHINERY WHIRRING) 204 00:08:50,337 --> 00:08:52,673 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 205 00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:04,518 -ALICE: Who was that? -Hm? 206 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:07,648 Oh, uh, it's just Charlie. I left my wallet. 207 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:09,117 Hm. Who's Charlie? 208 00:09:09,219 --> 00:09:12,654 Uh, he's my boyfriend, I guess. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 209 00:09:12,756 --> 00:09:14,290 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 210 00:09:14,393 --> 00:09:15,960 (CHUCKLES) 211 00:09:17,462 --> 00:09:18,795 Are you okay? 212 00:09:18,897 --> 00:09:21,097 Yeah. No, I'm fine. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 213 00:09:24,306 --> 00:09:26,135 (EMMA BREATHING HEAVILY) 214 00:09:28,605 --> 00:09:30,477 (INHALES DEEPLY) 215 00:09:30,579 --> 00:09:31,707 ALICE: I don't know. Can you just... 216 00:09:31,810 --> 00:09:33,247 She's saying it's her chest... 217 00:09:33,349 --> 00:09:34,741 It's her heart. Her heart is... 218 00:09:34,843 --> 00:09:36,382 So what was it? 219 00:09:36,484 --> 00:09:38,948 It was just, like, feelings. 220 00:09:39,050 --> 00:09:41,419 -Feelings? What do you mean? -EMMA: Yeah. 221 00:09:41,521 --> 00:09:42,587 Like intense butterflies. 222 00:09:42,689 --> 00:09:43,653 -Right? -RACHEL: No, I get that, 223 00:09:43,755 --> 00:09:46,059 but it wasn't your first time. 224 00:09:46,161 --> 00:09:47,428 I don't know. 225 00:09:47,530 --> 00:09:50,129 So you're saying Charlie is your first... 226 00:09:50,231 --> 00:09:51,861 Love... Yeah. 227 00:09:51,963 --> 00:09:54,361 Your first love or your first crush? 228 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:57,804 Both, I think. 229 00:09:58,672 --> 00:10:00,508 -What, is that insane? -At 30? 230 00:10:00,610 --> 00:10:03,208 Well, I mean, I was 28 when we met, so... 231 00:10:03,310 --> 00:10:04,272 RACHEL: Still! 232 00:10:05,513 --> 00:10:07,509 I don't know. I used to be ugly. 233 00:10:07,611 --> 00:10:09,046 Oh, come on! 234 00:10:09,778 --> 00:10:11,185 Don't freak out, 235 00:10:11,287 --> 00:10:12,853 but there's a giant spider 236 00:10:12,955 --> 00:10:15,650 that's crawling up your back and it's almost into your hair. 237 00:10:15,752 --> 00:10:17,087 Just don't panic. 238 00:10:20,590 --> 00:10:21,523 Nothing? 239 00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:22,893 -No. -No. 240 00:10:22,995 --> 00:10:24,991 I feel like you just have to do it louder. 241 00:10:25,093 --> 00:10:26,998 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY) 242 00:10:29,204 --> 00:10:31,165 Okay. Um... 243 00:10:31,267 --> 00:10:33,873 (WHISPERING) I love you so much it hurts. 244 00:10:34,838 --> 00:10:36,337 I can't be without you. 245 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,676 It's scary 'cause I can't imagine... 246 00:10:39,778 --> 00:10:45,645 (CHARLIE CONTINUES, MUFFLED) 247 00:10:45,747 --> 00:10:49,284 (WHISPERING) I want to marry you but I'm too afraid to even ask. 248 00:10:52,823 --> 00:10:54,157 I think I caught that. 249 00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:56,797 You did? 250 00:10:57,628 --> 00:10:58,799 A hairy knife? 251 00:10:59,266 --> 00:11:00,262 A what? 252 00:11:00,364 --> 00:11:02,198 Did you say something about, like, a hairy knife? 253 00:11:03,436 --> 00:11:04,970 -No. -No? 254 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,140 Emma, that's not even a thing. 255 00:11:07,242 --> 00:11:08,710 (BOTH LAUGH) 256 00:11:09,442 --> 00:11:10,404 (SNIFFLES) 257 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,311 You okay? 258 00:11:12,413 --> 00:11:14,848 Yeah. No, it's good. 259 00:11:14,950 --> 00:11:16,910 Oh, come on, you gotta be a bit more specific than that. 260 00:11:17,012 --> 00:11:18,114 Yeah, it's a little corny 261 00:11:18,216 --> 00:11:20,685 in a wedding speech kind of way, but it's, um... 262 00:11:20,787 --> 00:11:23,190 All the pieces are there, you know. 263 00:11:23,292 --> 00:11:23,952 I think you have it. 264 00:11:24,054 --> 00:11:25,490 -(SNIFFLES) -(CHARLIE WHEEZES) 265 00:11:25,592 --> 00:11:26,757 All right, you can't cry 266 00:11:26,859 --> 00:11:28,360 -and say it sucks. -(MIKE LAUGHS) 267 00:11:28,462 --> 00:11:29,829 (SPEAKER CRACKLING) 268 00:11:29,931 --> 00:11:32,096 (I WANT TO LAY WITH YOU BY SHIRA SMALLS PLAYING) 269 00:11:33,930 --> 00:11:35,803 And looking at each other. 270 00:11:44,908 --> 00:11:47,111 (CHARLIE AND EMMA GIGGLE) 271 00:11:48,777 --> 00:11:49,949 Nice. 272 00:11:55,390 --> 00:11:58,188 Slide... and two. 273 00:12:03,297 --> 00:12:04,260 Nice. 274 00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:10,365 And kiss. Great. 275 00:12:12,935 --> 00:12:14,735 Ready and drag. 276 00:12:14,837 --> 00:12:16,107 Step, step. 277 00:12:16,675 --> 00:12:18,475 Step, step. Drag. 278 00:12:18,577 --> 00:12:19,814 Step, step. 279 00:12:20,876 --> 00:12:22,113 And under. 280 00:12:24,187 --> 00:12:25,745 And arm up. 281 00:12:25,847 --> 00:12:27,019 Good. 282 00:12:31,094 --> 00:12:32,057 Playing. 283 00:12:35,496 --> 00:12:38,960 Ready and left arm. 284 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:42,400 Down, up, up. Down, up, up. 285 00:12:42,502 --> 00:12:43,667 And switch. 286 00:12:43,769 --> 00:12:45,306 (CHARLIE GRUNTS SOFTLY) 287 00:12:45,408 --> 00:12:46,401 (CHARLIE GROANS SOFTLY) 288 00:12:48,605 --> 00:12:49,971 Oh. 289 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,674 -EMMA: Oh? -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 290 00:12:51,776 --> 00:12:53,406 INSTRUCTOR: Good. 291 00:12:53,508 --> 00:12:56,884 And this time, Emma, go around a full circle. 292 00:12:58,617 --> 00:13:00,217 (LAUGHING) 293 00:13:02,017 --> 00:13:03,290 INSTRUCTOR: Great. 294 00:13:03,392 --> 00:13:05,860 Ready and step. 295 00:13:06,756 --> 00:13:07,994 And turn. 296 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:09,556 And step. 297 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,659 And turn. 298 00:13:11,761 --> 00:13:13,131 And step. 299 00:13:14,736 --> 00:13:19,104 Ready and drag, step, step, in. 300 00:13:19,769 --> 00:13:21,073 Turn out. 301 00:13:22,376 --> 00:13:23,372 Good. 302 00:13:33,221 --> 00:13:34,048 Oh. 303 00:13:34,151 --> 00:13:36,052 -(BOTH LAUGH) -Nearly there. 304 00:13:36,154 --> 00:13:37,685 INSTRUCTOR: Okay, not bad. EMMA: Okay. 305 00:13:37,787 --> 00:13:39,486 Not bad. 306 00:13:39,588 --> 00:13:41,593 Still a little difficulty in the middle section, 307 00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:43,024 but overall much better. 308 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,398 EMMA: Yeah. CHARLIE: Thanks. 309 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,764 Let's just do it again? 310 00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,297 -Okay. -EMMA: (WHISPERING) Okay. 311 00:13:47,863 --> 00:13:49,035 What? 312 00:13:50,770 --> 00:13:52,005 I just... I don't know, 313 00:13:52,107 --> 00:13:53,406 I feel like we should just dance normally, right? 314 00:13:53,508 --> 00:13:54,540 What do you mean? 315 00:13:54,642 --> 00:13:56,438 Well, just the... (SIGHS) 316 00:13:56,540 --> 00:13:59,307 I don't know, it kinda feels a little performative. 317 00:13:59,410 --> 00:14:01,913 It's a wedding. It's performative by nature. 318 00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,717 Yeah. I think if we just do it... 319 00:14:03,819 --> 00:14:05,113 (SMACKS LIPS) ...a couple more times, 320 00:14:05,215 --> 00:14:06,615 I'm gonna get it perfect, I swear. 321 00:14:06,717 --> 00:14:08,717 INSTRUCTOR: I can't make up new choreography right on the spot. 322 00:14:08,819 --> 00:14:10,051 CHARLIE: Yeah. 323 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,587 Okay, well, just hear me out. 324 00:14:12,689 --> 00:14:14,354 -Hear me out. Please. Please. -CHARLIE: No, Emma. Please. 325 00:14:14,456 --> 00:14:16,760 -Please, please, please. -CHARLIE: Emma. 326 00:14:16,862 --> 00:14:18,031 (CHARLIE GROANS SOFTLY) 327 00:14:18,729 --> 00:14:19,901 (SIGHS) 328 00:14:21,331 --> 00:14:23,371 (UPBEAT '80s POP MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY) 329 00:14:23,473 --> 00:14:25,399 (SCOFFS) What's this? 330 00:14:25,502 --> 00:14:27,672 (SIGHS) She puts this on when I'm in a bad mood 331 00:14:27,774 --> 00:14:29,171 just to fuck with me. 332 00:14:29,273 --> 00:14:32,274 (UPBEAT '80s POP MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY) 333 00:14:32,377 --> 00:14:34,913 EMMA: (CHUCKLING) You like this song. You do. 334 00:14:35,015 --> 00:14:37,109 -You fucking dance. -CHARLIE: No. 335 00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:38,518 EMMA: Dance with me. 336 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:39,684 -Come on. -CHARLIE: No. 337 00:14:39,786 --> 00:14:41,983 EMMA: Yes, it's cute. Yes. 338 00:14:42,085 --> 00:14:43,084 (MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) 339 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,987 Hey, can we stop fucking around? 340 00:14:45,089 --> 00:14:46,587 What the fuck was that about? 341 00:14:47,764 --> 00:14:49,392 It's like why does she care so much? 342 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,326 She just doesn't like it 343 00:14:51,428 --> 00:14:52,566 when you don't take her seriously enough. 344 00:14:52,668 --> 00:14:54,999 Shut up. You know what I mean! 345 00:14:55,101 --> 00:14:57,836 You know, she's just like so intense. 346 00:14:57,938 --> 00:14:59,235 -Uh-huh. -And she doesn't smile. 347 00:14:59,337 --> 00:15:02,304 Like, I've literally never seen her smile. 348 00:15:02,406 --> 00:15:04,407 (MOCKINGLY) "It's performative by nature." 349 00:15:06,415 --> 00:15:07,410 EMMA: What? 350 00:15:09,211 --> 00:15:10,578 I think that was Pauline. 351 00:15:11,354 --> 00:15:12,351 Oh, where? 352 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,019 Um... 353 00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:17,024 She's on the corner, like, smoking heroin. 354 00:15:17,859 --> 00:15:20,489 (STUTTERS) Wait. Are you serious? 355 00:15:21,429 --> 00:15:22,155 Yeah. 356 00:15:22,257 --> 00:15:23,626 Wait, like our Pauline? 357 00:15:23,728 --> 00:15:24,724 Uh-huh. 358 00:15:25,701 --> 00:15:28,398 No. I mean, it's probably not. 359 00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:31,703 -That's her. Uh... -Okay. 360 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,205 -Look. Go look. -Okay. 361 00:15:36,205 --> 00:15:39,376 (BUS BRAKES SQUEALING) 362 00:15:41,714 --> 00:15:42,542 (HORN HONKING) 363 00:15:42,644 --> 00:15:44,951 It was her. It was the fucking wedding DJ. 364 00:15:45,053 --> 00:15:47,184 -You're kidding! -Are you sure it was heroin? 365 00:15:47,286 --> 00:15:48,921 EMMA: Well, we can't prove it was heroin. 366 00:15:49,023 --> 00:15:50,617 It was like she was smoking a thing 367 00:15:50,719 --> 00:15:52,722 -out of, like, a piece of foil. -(WOMEN LAUGHING) 368 00:15:52,824 --> 00:15:53,961 Yeah, yeah. 369 00:15:54,063 --> 00:15:55,495 CHARLIE: Like, what else could that possibly be? 370 00:15:55,597 --> 00:15:56,322 Did you talk to her? 371 00:15:56,424 --> 00:15:57,798 EMMA: No, no. She didn't see us. 372 00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:59,265 MIKE: Wait, what are you gonna do? 373 00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:01,162 I don't know. I think we just get somebody else, I guess. 374 00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:02,696 The wedding is this Saturday. 375 00:16:02,798 --> 00:16:04,430 Well, we just get, like, a playlist or something, no? 376 00:16:04,532 --> 00:16:06,539 MIKE: No. You need a DJ, trust me. 377 00:16:06,641 --> 00:16:07,568 Who did yours again? 378 00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:09,274 -No one. It was a disaster. -(CHARLIE CHUCKLES) 379 00:16:09,376 --> 00:16:10,870 Are you just afraid you're not gonna find someone else? 380 00:16:10,972 --> 00:16:13,108 No, I just... I don't know. It's not a deal-breaker, right? 381 00:16:13,210 --> 00:16:15,608 Like, people do drugs. It's... 382 00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:18,415 Babe, there's drugs and then there's heroin. 383 00:16:18,883 --> 00:16:20,220 That's the line? 384 00:16:20,322 --> 00:16:23,557 She's not performing surgery. She's, like, a... She's a DJ. 385 00:16:23,659 --> 00:16:25,090 But isn't it more the fact 386 00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,589 that she was doin' it out in the street? 387 00:16:26,691 --> 00:16:28,862 Doesn't that say something about where she's at in life? 388 00:16:28,964 --> 00:16:30,991 Okay, she wasn't, like, "on the street." 389 00:16:31,093 --> 00:16:32,459 It was like... 390 00:16:32,561 --> 00:16:34,495 It was like a party or something. 391 00:16:34,598 --> 00:16:36,202 There was a whole bunch of other crackheads. 392 00:16:36,304 --> 00:16:38,499 Why are you trying to be her publicist all of a sudden? 393 00:16:38,602 --> 00:16:40,103 I don't know. I just don't wanna dismiss her 394 00:16:40,205 --> 00:16:41,305 'cause of this one thing. You know? 395 00:16:41,407 --> 00:16:44,804 Just checking in. How was that mushroom risotto? 396 00:16:44,906 --> 00:16:46,680 -CHARLIE: It was so good. -It was really, really good. 397 00:16:46,782 --> 00:16:47,948 -Yeah. -COORDINATOR: Yeah? 398 00:16:48,051 --> 00:16:50,313 You need more time to think or can we commit? 399 00:16:50,415 --> 00:16:51,918 -Do you wanna... Let's commit. -EMMA: Yeah. 400 00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:53,719 -(CHARLIE AND EMMA LAUGH) -RACHEL: Aw. 401 00:16:53,821 --> 00:16:55,189 Yes, we commit to it. 402 00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:56,319 CHARLIE: We'll commit to it. COORDINATOR: Just so you know, 403 00:16:56,421 --> 00:16:59,621 it kinda has to be final this time, so... 404 00:16:59,723 --> 00:17:01,895 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we totally get it. Thank you. 405 00:17:01,997 --> 00:17:03,260 And, um, can I ask, is there any way 406 00:17:03,362 --> 00:17:05,397 of getting another glass of the skin contact? 407 00:17:05,499 --> 00:17:08,630 'Cause I haven't quite made my mind up about the wine yet. 408 00:17:08,732 --> 00:17:10,737 -COORDINATOR: Okay. -Yeah, me too, actually. Sorry. 409 00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:12,539 -Mike. -(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 410 00:17:12,641 --> 00:17:15,340 (DISHES CLATTERING) 411 00:17:17,139 --> 00:17:18,107 We're not a bar. 412 00:17:18,209 --> 00:17:19,539 -(CLINKING) -RACHEL: Cheers! 413 00:17:19,641 --> 00:17:22,214 -(MIKE LAUGHS) -RACHEL: Love you guys. 414 00:17:22,316 --> 00:17:24,278 You know, I barely touched the food at our wedding. 415 00:17:24,381 --> 00:17:25,951 -Too much adrenaline. -Yeah. 416 00:17:26,053 --> 00:17:27,248 And then we ran around at 2:00 a.m. 417 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,321 looking for a slice of pizza. 418 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:32,089 We should go to the diner. 419 00:17:32,191 --> 00:17:34,489 -What, Andy's? -EMMA: Yeah. Yeah. 420 00:17:34,591 --> 00:17:35,927 Yeah, and they're, like, they're open late. 421 00:17:36,030 --> 00:17:37,930 Um, what, on our wedding night? 422 00:17:38,032 --> 00:17:39,264 -Andy's? -EMMA: Yeah. It'll be fun. 423 00:17:39,366 --> 00:17:41,165 You know, like actors when they win the Oscar 424 00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:42,464 and they, like, go in their tuxes, 425 00:17:42,566 --> 00:17:44,396 and it's fancy, and they order hamburgers. 426 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:45,466 -Cute. -EMMA: It's cool. 427 00:17:45,568 --> 00:17:47,573 Yeah. I mean, like... Yeah. Maybe. 428 00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:48,636 (BOTH LAUGH) 429 00:17:48,738 --> 00:17:50,007 Don't they actually sell crack out of that place? 430 00:17:50,109 --> 00:17:51,175 CHARLIE: Yes. That reminds me, 431 00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:53,780 what are we gonna do about DJ Overdose? 432 00:17:53,883 --> 00:17:55,113 EMMA: Don't be mean. MIKE: No. 433 00:17:55,215 --> 00:17:57,247 Just replace her. It can't be that hard. 434 00:17:57,349 --> 00:17:58,612 This wouldn't even be a conversation 435 00:17:58,714 --> 00:18:00,516 if we hadn't, like, randomly seen her today. 436 00:18:00,618 --> 00:18:03,419 Yeah, but we did, and now I'm gonna fixate over it. 437 00:18:03,522 --> 00:18:05,420 EMMA: Okay, but that's a you problem though. 438 00:18:05,522 --> 00:18:07,354 Okay, what if she was a pedophile? 439 00:18:07,457 --> 00:18:09,355 -EMMA: (SCOFFS) What? -Mike. 440 00:18:09,457 --> 00:18:10,591 -EMMA: What? -(WHEEZES) 441 00:18:10,693 --> 00:18:13,132 MIKE: What would it take for you to fire her? 442 00:18:13,234 --> 00:18:15,100 -CHARLIE: Okay. -Really fucking different, 443 00:18:15,202 --> 00:18:18,633 I feel like, from doing drugs, right? 444 00:18:18,735 --> 00:18:20,599 -Like, that's... -CHARLIE: Mike, everybody knows 445 00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:22,510 if you bring a pedo to a wedding, 446 00:18:22,612 --> 00:18:23,505 it's just like... 447 00:18:23,608 --> 00:18:24,771 -It's bad vibes. -RACHEL: Bad vibes all round. 448 00:18:24,873 --> 00:18:26,475 True. But a heroin addict, on the other hand... 449 00:18:26,577 --> 00:18:28,345 -That could be great vibes. -(EMMA CHUCKLES) 450 00:18:28,447 --> 00:18:30,247 -'Cause that's party vibes. -Party vibes. 451 00:18:30,349 --> 00:18:31,846 -Exactly. -It might be a little fun! 452 00:18:31,948 --> 00:18:35,716 For all we know, we could have caught her on her worst day. 453 00:18:35,818 --> 00:18:37,753 Yeah, but you caught her. Isn't that the point? 454 00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:40,054 Why are you acting like you've never done anything bad? 455 00:18:40,156 --> 00:18:41,125 Not that bad. 456 00:18:41,227 --> 00:18:42,496 RACHEL: What about the dog story? 457 00:18:42,598 --> 00:18:43,356 Hey, don't. 458 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:45,499 (CHARLIE, EMMA CHUCKLE) 459 00:18:45,601 --> 00:18:46,362 CHARLIE: What? 460 00:18:46,464 --> 00:18:48,829 EMMA: Wow, okay. What's the dog story? 461 00:18:50,034 --> 00:18:51,363 It's nothing. 462 00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:52,970 Just tell the story. 463 00:18:53,072 --> 00:18:55,336 No, I... Rachel, please. 464 00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:56,839 RACHEL: Before we got married, 465 00:18:56,941 --> 00:18:58,410 we did this thing where we said the worst thing we've ever done. 466 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,182 Yes, and then we said we'd never speak about it again. 467 00:19:02,116 --> 00:19:03,316 -MIKE: Are you kidding me? -Oh. 468 00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,187 -Just... -(EMMA LAUGHS) 469 00:19:06,853 --> 00:19:07,881 It's fine. 470 00:19:09,352 --> 00:19:10,319 Do you want me to tell it? 471 00:19:10,421 --> 00:19:11,450 No, I don't want anyone to tell it. 472 00:19:11,552 --> 00:19:13,056 -Wait... -(EMMA SNICKERS) 473 00:19:13,158 --> 00:19:14,520 did you, like, fuck a dog? 474 00:19:14,622 --> 00:19:15,855 I didn't fuck a dog, Charlie. 475 00:19:15,957 --> 00:19:17,357 CHARLIE: I thought that's what you were gonna say. 476 00:19:17,459 --> 00:19:19,096 Come on. I'll do mine too. 477 00:19:19,198 --> 00:19:20,261 (MIKE SIGHS IN EXASPERATION) 478 00:19:20,363 --> 00:19:21,730 (SOFTLY) Oh, fuck, man. 479 00:19:23,369 --> 00:19:26,268 Okay, I'll tell mine if we all do it. 480 00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:27,435 -Great. -CHARLIE: Sure. 481 00:19:27,537 --> 00:19:29,141 -Yeah? Promise? -CHARLIE: Mm-hm. 482 00:19:29,243 --> 00:19:31,140 -RACHEL: Promise. -(CHARLIE CHUCKLES) 483 00:19:31,242 --> 00:19:33,240 -Okay. What? -Okay. 484 00:19:33,342 --> 00:19:34,411 (WOMEN CHUCKLE) 485 00:19:34,513 --> 00:19:36,112 This is about an ex-girlfriend I was dating 486 00:19:36,214 --> 00:19:37,210 when I was in college. 487 00:19:37,312 --> 00:19:38,552 Who, Tessa? 488 00:19:38,654 --> 00:19:39,415 MIKE: Yeah. 489 00:19:39,517 --> 00:19:41,722 So, we'd been dating for about a year, 490 00:19:41,824 --> 00:19:43,188 and it was her birthday, 491 00:19:43,290 --> 00:19:45,421 so we went down to Mexico to celebrate, 492 00:19:45,523 --> 00:19:47,657 and she, look, she had anger issues, 493 00:19:47,759 --> 00:19:49,960 and she didn't really seem grateful for the trip, 494 00:19:50,062 --> 00:19:51,264 and we argued a lot. 495 00:19:51,366 --> 00:19:53,261 -It was really exhausting... -Don't sugarcoat it. 496 00:19:53,363 --> 00:19:54,597 Okay, I'm just saying, 497 00:19:54,699 --> 00:19:57,671 you know, the vibes were already off, all right? 498 00:19:57,773 --> 00:19:58,798 So, okay, anyway, 499 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:01,073 um, one night we're walking home from a bar. 500 00:20:01,175 --> 00:20:02,841 This was actually on her birthday. 501 00:20:02,943 --> 00:20:05,412 Um, yeah, and, uh... 502 00:20:05,514 --> 00:20:08,313 we're cutting through this back alley to get to our place, 503 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:13,320 and this dog comes out of nowhere, barking. 504 00:20:13,422 --> 00:20:17,557 And no owner in sight. Just a wild, crazy street dog. 505 00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:19,224 And, um... 506 00:20:19,326 --> 00:20:22,295 instinctively, she starts kicking at it, 507 00:20:22,397 --> 00:20:24,729 which only makes the dog more aggressive, and... 508 00:20:24,831 --> 00:20:25,559 Right. 509 00:20:25,661 --> 00:20:27,932 ...it actually starts biting her. 510 00:20:28,034 --> 00:20:29,695 And what did you do? 511 00:20:29,797 --> 00:20:32,435 -(CHARLIE CHUCKLES SOFTLY) -Um... 512 00:20:32,537 --> 00:20:33,800 I kinda sorta just moved behind... 513 00:20:33,902 --> 00:20:35,908 -He used her as a human shield. -No! I... 514 00:20:36,010 --> 00:20:36,802 That's what you said. 515 00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:38,704 You said you held her in front of you 516 00:20:38,806 --> 00:20:41,280 -to avoid getting bitten. -(LAUGHS) 517 00:20:41,382 --> 00:20:43,114 Yeah, okay. I used her as a human shield. 518 00:20:43,216 --> 00:20:44,214 -Fine. -RACHEL: Thank you. 519 00:20:44,316 --> 00:20:45,746 CHARLIE: On her birthday. Wow. 520 00:20:45,849 --> 00:20:47,254 I mean, like it makes a difference, really. 521 00:20:47,356 --> 00:20:49,351 What a horrible little piece of shit you were. 522 00:20:49,453 --> 00:20:50,618 RACHEL: Oh, no, he still is. 523 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,923 Yeah, okay. Let's hear yours, then. 524 00:20:53,025 --> 00:20:54,454 No, I regret it. 525 00:20:54,556 --> 00:20:56,123 No, Rachel, you have to. 526 00:20:56,892 --> 00:20:58,964 I can't! No, I can't. I'm sorry, I can't. 527 00:20:59,066 --> 00:20:59,925 If you don't tell them, 528 00:21:00,028 --> 00:21:02,001 I will and I'll make it sound so much worse. 529 00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:04,198 Okay, just give me a second. 530 00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,335 I need a moment. 531 00:21:06,437 --> 00:21:08,037 (EMMA, CHARLIE CHUCKLE SOFTLY) 532 00:21:08,139 --> 00:21:09,142 Okay, she... 533 00:21:09,244 --> 00:21:11,408 I locked a kid in a closet. (SNICKERS) 534 00:21:11,510 --> 00:21:13,339 -Okay. -No, come on, the full story. 535 00:21:13,441 --> 00:21:14,876 All right, so... 536 00:21:14,978 --> 00:21:18,678 (CHUCKLES) I had this really weird neighbor growing up. 537 00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:21,217 He was a few years younger than me. 538 00:21:21,319 --> 00:21:23,255 He was a little slow. 539 00:21:23,357 --> 00:21:26,489 And he came over to my house one day 540 00:21:26,591 --> 00:21:28,357 wanting to show me some abandoned RV 541 00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:30,594 that he had found in the woods. 542 00:21:30,696 --> 00:21:32,526 And I don't know, I must have been bored that day 543 00:21:32,628 --> 00:21:34,793 because I just went with it. 544 00:21:34,895 --> 00:21:37,134 And it was really out of the way. 545 00:21:37,236 --> 00:21:38,865 Like, deep in the forest. 546 00:21:38,967 --> 00:21:41,742 And when we got there, it was disgusting. 547 00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:42,771 It smelled bad, 548 00:21:42,873 --> 00:21:46,672 and there was beer bottles and porn everywhere. 549 00:21:46,775 --> 00:21:48,575 Oh, this is where you met Mike. 550 00:21:48,677 --> 00:21:50,447 -MIKE: Fuck you. -(ALL LAUGH) 551 00:21:50,549 --> 00:21:54,319 And at first, I was like, "Why am I here?" 552 00:21:54,421 --> 00:21:59,520 And then I noticed this empty closet, 553 00:21:59,622 --> 00:22:01,824 and I dared him to get in it. 554 00:22:02,692 --> 00:22:04,626 And I don't know what came over me, 555 00:22:04,728 --> 00:22:07,501 but I slammed the door and I locked it. 556 00:22:07,603 --> 00:22:10,732 And he immediately started screaming, like, really loud. 557 00:22:10,835 --> 00:22:14,041 And I didn't know what to do, so I ran away. 558 00:22:14,143 --> 00:22:16,640 -(EMMA AND CHARLIE LAUGH) -Yeah. 559 00:22:16,742 --> 00:22:18,539 (LAUGHING) Wait, why didn't you just open it? 560 00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:21,244 Well, he was, like, going crazy, 561 00:22:21,346 --> 00:22:23,481 and it freaked me out, 562 00:22:23,584 --> 00:22:25,844 so I just ran home and I didn't say anything. 563 00:22:25,946 --> 00:22:27,484 EMMA: What? CHARLIE: And, uh... 564 00:22:27,586 --> 00:22:30,022 Wait, what... What happened to him? 565 00:22:30,124 --> 00:22:31,389 RACHEL: I don't know. 566 00:22:31,491 --> 00:22:33,986 (LAUGHING) Wait, what do you mean? 567 00:22:34,088 --> 00:22:35,560 -I remember... -MIKE: That's dark, Rachel! 568 00:22:35,662 --> 00:22:39,566 I remember his dad coming over later that day. 569 00:22:39,668 --> 00:22:44,031 He asked me what was going on, and if I knew where his son was. 570 00:22:44,133 --> 00:22:46,940 And I was just so scared that I was gonna get in trouble 571 00:22:47,042 --> 00:22:48,736 that I didn't tell him. 572 00:22:48,838 --> 00:22:50,376 And the next morning when I woke up, 573 00:22:50,479 --> 00:22:52,608 there was, like, a full search party going. 574 00:22:52,710 --> 00:22:55,074 -You left him there overnight? -Yeah. 575 00:22:55,176 --> 00:22:57,214 But they found him. They found him. Don't worry. 576 00:22:57,316 --> 00:22:59,681 He's alive! He's alive. 577 00:22:59,783 --> 00:23:01,321 But no one ever asked me about it, 578 00:23:01,424 --> 00:23:02,886 and it never came back to me, for some reason. 579 00:23:02,988 --> 00:23:05,155 CHARLIE: Yeah, 'cause he was terrified of you obviously. 580 00:23:05,257 --> 00:23:06,493 RACHEL: Yeah. Maybe. 581 00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:09,458 Well, what would you have done if they hadn't found him? 582 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,361 Oh, I would have said something. 583 00:23:11,463 --> 00:23:12,730 It kinda sounds like you didn't. 584 00:23:12,832 --> 00:23:14,766 Well, they found him. I didn't have to say anything. 585 00:23:14,868 --> 00:23:17,429 -What's yours, then, Charlie? -RACHEL: Yeah, come on, Charlie. 586 00:23:17,531 --> 00:23:18,703 Oh, um... 587 00:23:19,737 --> 00:23:21,066 What's the worst thing I've ever done? 588 00:23:21,168 --> 00:23:23,804 And don't fuck around, man. The worst one. 589 00:23:23,906 --> 00:23:25,138 MIKE: Mm-hm. RACHEL: Don't bullshit us. 590 00:23:25,639 --> 00:23:26,742 CHARLIE: I... 591 00:23:26,845 --> 00:23:30,646 (SIGHS) Fuck. I... I don't know. I don't know. 592 00:23:30,748 --> 00:23:32,715 I don't know. I honestly don't know. 593 00:23:32,817 --> 00:23:34,754 No, fuck that. You have to say something. 594 00:23:34,856 --> 00:23:36,555 Um... 595 00:23:36,657 --> 00:23:39,556 Um... (STUTTERS, TAPS) ...I cyberbullied someone 596 00:23:39,658 --> 00:23:41,223 really badly when I was in school. 597 00:23:41,325 --> 00:23:43,057 Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 598 00:23:44,495 --> 00:23:46,797 -When? -CHARLIE: Um... 599 00:23:46,899 --> 00:23:49,665 -I must have been 14, I think. -This fucking guy, man. 600 00:23:49,767 --> 00:23:51,637 Yeah, but, like, how bad are we talking? 601 00:23:51,739 --> 00:23:54,767 CHARLIE: No, badly. He moved. His entire family moved. 602 00:23:54,869 --> 00:23:56,307 MIKE: Because of the bullying? 603 00:23:56,409 --> 00:23:58,838 (SOFTLY) Yeah. Yeah. Like, yeah. 604 00:23:58,940 --> 00:24:00,644 (LAUGHS) But when I think about it, 605 00:24:00,746 --> 00:24:02,841 it could have been a coincidence. (STAMMERS) 606 00:24:02,943 --> 00:24:04,110 MIKE: Lame. RACHEL: Come on. 607 00:24:04,212 --> 00:24:05,713 CHARLIE: But they did move. And he was crying! 608 00:24:05,815 --> 00:24:07,152 I made him cry a bunch of times. 609 00:24:07,254 --> 00:24:09,050 You were 14! Who cares? 610 00:24:09,152 --> 00:24:11,684 Your brain doesn't even fully develop until you're 25. 611 00:24:11,786 --> 00:24:13,293 And yours never got there? 612 00:24:13,395 --> 00:24:15,022 Why are we all ganging up on me today? 613 00:24:15,124 --> 00:24:16,762 -I didn't say anything. -MIKE: Yeah, that's true. 614 00:24:16,864 --> 00:24:19,058 -Thank you, Emma. You're sweet. -Oh, Emma. What about Emma? 615 00:24:19,161 --> 00:24:21,895 I didn't mean... No, I think you were still... 616 00:24:21,997 --> 00:24:23,432 No, no, no, no. He's disqualified. 617 00:24:23,534 --> 00:24:24,568 We're moving on. Come on. 618 00:24:24,670 --> 00:24:25,966 Yeah, come on, give us something good. 619 00:24:26,068 --> 00:24:28,839 -Give us some hot tea, Emma. -(EMMA GROANS) 620 00:24:30,044 --> 00:24:31,512 (MIKE LAUGHS) 621 00:24:31,979 --> 00:24:32,975 EMMA: Hm. 622 00:24:37,051 --> 00:24:38,079 (CHUCKLES) 623 00:24:39,385 --> 00:24:40,888 Do you know what it is? 624 00:24:40,990 --> 00:24:42,388 Uh, I don't know. 625 00:24:42,490 --> 00:24:43,755 -Do I know what this is? -(GROANS SOFTLY) 626 00:24:45,224 --> 00:24:46,555 MIKE: Come on. 627 00:24:46,657 --> 00:24:48,257 (EMMA SMACKS LIPS, SIGHS SOFTLY) 628 00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:49,530 RACHEL: Come on. 629 00:24:50,462 --> 00:24:51,524 Don't pussy out on us now. 630 00:24:51,626 --> 00:24:53,127 Okay. I, um... 631 00:24:54,664 --> 00:24:56,229 (SMACKS LIPS) I, like... 632 00:24:56,964 --> 00:24:59,135 almost did a mass shooting. 633 00:24:59,237 --> 00:25:01,541 (LAUGHS) 634 00:25:01,643 --> 00:25:04,210 CHARLIE: No, what do you mean? What do you mean? 635 00:25:04,313 --> 00:25:06,046 -(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) -Uh... 636 00:25:06,148 --> 00:25:08,515 Like, um, when I was 15, 637 00:25:08,617 --> 00:25:10,510 I was, like, really, really fucked-up back then, 638 00:25:10,612 --> 00:25:13,012 and, um, yeah, 639 00:25:13,114 --> 00:25:17,718 I planned to bring a weapon to school. 640 00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:19,825 And, like, do a school shooting? 641 00:25:20,327 --> 00:25:23,929 (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) 642 00:25:24,031 --> 00:25:25,060 What? 643 00:25:25,162 --> 00:25:27,797 EMMA: Yeah, I think I was, like, actually gonna do it. 644 00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:29,298 I think I almost did one. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 645 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,704 Oh, come on. 646 00:25:30,806 --> 00:25:32,765 CHARLIE: You're joking. You, like, fantasized about it. 647 00:25:32,867 --> 00:25:35,375 No, like, I had a weapon, 648 00:25:35,477 --> 00:25:39,107 and I brought it to school which is... 649 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,043 Yeah. 650 00:25:42,545 --> 00:25:43,644 What weapon? 651 00:25:43,746 --> 00:25:44,847 It was my dad's rifle. 652 00:25:44,949 --> 00:25:46,884 No. No, I don't believe this for a second. 653 00:25:46,986 --> 00:25:49,382 No, it's true. I mean, it's actually why I'm deaf. 654 00:25:49,484 --> 00:25:52,890 I was practicing in the woods, and I held the gun too close. 655 00:25:54,188 --> 00:25:56,190 -CHARLIE: What? (SIGHS) -(CHUCKLES) 656 00:25:57,064 --> 00:25:58,060 Yeah. 657 00:25:59,094 --> 00:26:00,727 You said you had that since birth. 658 00:26:00,829 --> 00:26:02,031 What are you... (LAUGHS) 659 00:26:02,133 --> 00:26:05,972 EMMA: Well, I didn't, like, wanna say, but, um... 660 00:26:06,074 --> 00:26:07,540 Yeah. (STAMMERS) 661 00:26:07,642 --> 00:26:09,968 I was holding it, and then my ear popped. 662 00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:12,773 And there was all this blood, 663 00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:16,782 and yeah, that was that. Yeah. 664 00:26:18,916 --> 00:26:20,780 (CHUCKLES, STUTTERS) But I didn't... 665 00:26:20,882 --> 00:26:21,883 I didn't do anything. 666 00:26:21,985 --> 00:26:23,855 I didn't, like, actually do anything. 667 00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:26,620 I know it's, like, insane to have the fucking, like, idea, 668 00:26:26,722 --> 00:26:27,925 but I didn't... 669 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:32,925 I... Yeah, I didn't actually do anything. 670 00:26:33,027 --> 00:26:35,229 (CHARLIE CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY) 671 00:26:36,997 --> 00:26:38,166 (EMMA CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 672 00:26:38,867 --> 00:26:41,870 CHARLIE: Oh. (LAUGHS) 673 00:26:41,972 --> 00:26:43,540 You know my cousin's in a wheelchair 674 00:26:43,642 --> 00:26:45,338 because of a shooting, right? 675 00:26:50,781 --> 00:26:53,214 I... I didn't know that, no. 676 00:26:54,719 --> 00:26:56,723 RACHEL: Are you fucking serious? 677 00:26:58,220 --> 00:27:00,255 CHARLIE: (CHUCKLING) Wait... Wait, are you... 678 00:27:00,357 --> 00:27:04,128 Are you being serious about... Is this a real thing? Like... 679 00:27:04,231 --> 00:27:05,292 This is... 680 00:27:06,596 --> 00:27:07,996 so disturbing, 681 00:27:08,098 --> 00:27:10,099 I don't even know how to respond to this. 682 00:27:10,201 --> 00:27:13,735 Um, I'm... I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said anything. 683 00:27:13,837 --> 00:27:15,203 You planned a school shooting? 684 00:27:15,305 --> 00:27:17,239 -I mean, I was 15 years old. -Rachel. Rachel. Don't... 685 00:27:17,341 --> 00:27:19,540 RACHEL: Oh, you were 15? So, what, does that make it okay? 686 00:27:19,642 --> 00:27:20,910 You were 15? 687 00:27:21,012 --> 00:27:23,409 No, that's not what I'm saying. I just... 688 00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:26,046 -Um, I'm sorry. I'm drunk. -RACHEL: Oh, you're drunk, 689 00:27:26,148 --> 00:27:27,686 so what does that mean? Are you lying? 690 00:27:27,789 --> 00:27:29,253 Rachel, just stop yelling at her. What the... 691 00:27:29,355 --> 00:27:30,249 Stop yelling? 692 00:27:30,352 --> 00:27:32,790 You know what? Fuck this. We're leaving. Mike! 693 00:27:32,892 --> 00:27:34,159 Rachel, I know that this sounds insane. 694 00:27:34,261 --> 00:27:35,022 I get that. 695 00:27:35,124 --> 00:27:36,527 It's just that, like, at the time 696 00:27:36,629 --> 00:27:37,729 I was really depressed, and I... 697 00:27:37,831 --> 00:27:40,533 Um, hey, look, Rach, I'm gonna order an Uber. 698 00:27:40,635 --> 00:27:41,999 Can we just calm down for a second? 699 00:27:42,101 --> 00:27:45,171 RACHEL: Sam is actually paralyzed because of that. 700 00:27:45,273 --> 00:27:45,998 CHARLIE: Who's Sam? 701 00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:47,233 My cousin. My fucking cousin. 702 00:27:47,335 --> 00:27:48,870 I'm sorry, I didn't know what his name was. 703 00:27:48,972 --> 00:27:50,503 Samantha. I've told you about her. 704 00:27:50,605 --> 00:27:53,678 -Is everything all right? -Yeah, can we get some water... 705 00:27:53,780 --> 00:27:55,140 COORDINATOR: Oh, my God. RACHEL: Shit. 706 00:27:55,242 --> 00:27:58,147 -(RETCHING) -(GROUP EXCLAIMING) 707 00:27:58,947 --> 00:28:01,117 (MUFFLED EMMA VOMITING) 708 00:28:07,327 --> 00:28:08,322 Seven minutes. 709 00:28:09,364 --> 00:28:10,223 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 710 00:28:10,326 --> 00:28:11,664 You do have the keys. They're in your purse. 711 00:28:11,766 --> 00:28:13,861 Charlie, I don't have the key. I checked. 712 00:28:13,963 --> 00:28:15,194 I checked. On the way here, 713 00:28:15,296 --> 00:28:16,930 -I already checked. -(METAL JINGLING) 714 00:28:17,033 --> 00:28:18,468 -They're not in there. -I... 715 00:28:18,570 --> 00:28:19,773 (CHARLIE SIGHS) 716 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,006 -You see? (HESITATES) -(METAL JINGLING) 717 00:28:23,108 --> 00:28:25,108 -CHARLIE: I can hear them. -I did this already. 718 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:26,813 Oh. 719 00:28:34,655 --> 00:28:36,388 -Charlie, I didn't mean... -Emma. 720 00:28:36,490 --> 00:28:37,456 ...for tonight to be... 721 00:28:37,559 --> 00:28:38,591 -I didn't mean... -I don't... 722 00:28:38,693 --> 00:28:40,257 Let's just talk about it in the morning. 723 00:28:40,926 --> 00:28:41,888 Are you sure? 'Cause I feel like... 724 00:28:41,990 --> 00:28:43,058 Yes, you're fucked up. 725 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,124 I don't want to talk to you right now. So... 726 00:28:44,226 --> 00:28:46,365 EMMA: I'm not fucked up. CHARLIE: You are. 727 00:28:46,467 --> 00:28:47,460 Let's just go to bed. 728 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:50,496 Okay. 729 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,506 CHARLIE: How'd you get so drunk? 730 00:28:53,608 --> 00:28:55,468 (TENSE, DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) 731 00:29:15,793 --> 00:29:16,995 (LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS) 732 00:29:20,302 --> 00:29:25,405 (MUFFLED BUZZING) 733 00:29:25,507 --> 00:29:28,171 (FOOTSTEPS ECHOING, MUFFLED) 734 00:29:33,844 --> 00:29:35,811 (UNNERVING MUSIC PLAYING) 735 00:29:35,913 --> 00:29:38,445 (MUFFLED BUZZING CONTINUES) 736 00:29:44,689 --> 00:29:46,159 (DISCORDANT SCREAMS) 737 00:29:46,261 --> 00:29:47,256 (SCREAMS END) 738 00:30:10,485 --> 00:30:13,486 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 739 00:30:13,588 --> 00:30:16,049 -Is that you? -EMMA: Yeah. 740 00:30:16,151 --> 00:30:18,254 What? When did you wear glasses? 741 00:30:19,894 --> 00:30:22,562 -Can you send this to me? -No, no, I cannot. 742 00:30:22,664 --> 00:30:24,194 -Why not? -Because I look insane. 743 00:30:38,005 --> 00:30:39,209 (RIFLE COCKS) 744 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,322 -(FIRES) -(EARS RINGING) 745 00:30:49,424 --> 00:30:50,248 (MUFFLED) Fuck! 746 00:30:50,351 --> 00:30:52,651 -(EARS RINGING) -(GROANING) 747 00:30:53,990 --> 00:30:56,193 (DISTANT SIREN WAILING) 748 00:30:56,462 --> 00:30:57,590 (EXHALES) 749 00:30:59,896 --> 00:31:01,594 (GRUNTS SOFTLY) 750 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:06,368 Charlie. 751 00:31:09,739 --> 00:31:10,911 Charlie. 752 00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:14,046 (GRUNTS SOFTLY) 753 00:31:20,047 --> 00:31:21,047 (GLASS CLINKS) 754 00:31:21,149 --> 00:31:22,989 (UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING) 755 00:31:39,305 --> 00:31:41,040 CHARLIE: I mean, she's insane. She's insane, right? 756 00:31:41,142 --> 00:31:42,475 MIKE: Yeah, I mean, she's obviously not the person 757 00:31:42,577 --> 00:31:43,369 you thought she was. 758 00:31:43,471 --> 00:31:44,841 The fucking wedding is this weekend. 759 00:31:44,943 --> 00:31:46,273 My family's flying in on Friday. 760 00:31:46,375 --> 00:31:48,246 And I've spent so much fucking money. 761 00:31:48,348 --> 00:31:50,476 MIKE: No, we'll worry about that stuff later, all right? 762 00:31:50,578 --> 00:31:52,147 You're not marrying a psychopath, right? 763 00:31:52,249 --> 00:31:54,182 (MUFFLED MIKE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 764 00:31:54,284 --> 00:31:55,986 Fly back to London. Leave right now. 765 00:31:56,088 --> 00:31:57,451 Don't even go back to the apartment. 766 00:31:57,553 --> 00:32:00,460 Get away as fast you can. I'll take care of it. 767 00:32:00,562 --> 00:32:01,621 I'll call the police. 768 00:32:03,260 --> 00:32:04,795 I'll beat her up. Whatever you want. 769 00:32:04,898 --> 00:32:06,098 -(DOOR OPENS) -(MUSIC STOPS) 770 00:32:06,797 --> 00:32:07,968 (DOOR CLOSES) 771 00:32:15,708 --> 00:32:16,702 (SOFTLY) Thank you. 772 00:32:19,976 --> 00:32:21,146 (SIGHS WEARILY) 773 00:32:35,891 --> 00:32:37,525 (LAUGHS) 774 00:32:43,538 --> 00:32:45,269 (IMPERCEPTIBLE) 775 00:32:48,205 --> 00:32:50,637 I'm really sorry about last night. 776 00:32:51,479 --> 00:32:52,240 (SOFTLY) Um... 777 00:32:52,342 --> 00:32:57,215 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) No. That was, uh... 778 00:32:58,146 --> 00:33:00,020 Do you hate me? 779 00:33:00,717 --> 00:33:01,681 No. 780 00:33:04,989 --> 00:33:06,521 -Just that... -What? 781 00:33:08,992 --> 00:33:10,327 I mean, was it true? 782 00:33:13,029 --> 00:33:14,632 (SIGHS) I just... 783 00:33:14,734 --> 00:33:16,096 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 784 00:33:16,198 --> 00:33:18,697 There's no way. I mean... 785 00:33:18,799 --> 00:33:20,470 I'm just having a really hard time believing... 786 00:33:20,572 --> 00:33:23,802 Why would I make something like that up? It's... (SIGHS) 787 00:33:24,913 --> 00:33:26,706 So you were just never gonna tell me? 788 00:33:29,582 --> 00:33:30,545 Maybe. 789 00:33:33,152 --> 00:33:35,821 Then why say it in front of everybody? 790 00:33:35,923 --> 00:33:37,856 I didn't fucking plan it, you know? 791 00:33:37,958 --> 00:33:40,555 It just... I was drunk. I mean... 792 00:33:41,661 --> 00:33:42,656 (SOFTLY) Hm. 793 00:33:45,094 --> 00:33:46,259 I mean, were you... 794 00:33:46,361 --> 00:33:48,068 Can we just forget about it? 795 00:33:49,396 --> 00:33:50,837 Like, I won't bring it up. 796 00:33:50,939 --> 00:33:52,003 You don't bring it up and we just, 797 00:33:52,105 --> 00:33:54,740 like, forget about it. We just don't... 798 00:33:54,843 --> 00:33:56,538 I kind of think I have to know, 799 00:33:57,874 --> 00:33:59,806 'cause... 800 00:33:59,908 --> 00:34:04,979 otherwise I'm gonna be assuming you're like a psychopath. 801 00:34:05,081 --> 00:34:06,550 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 802 00:34:06,652 --> 00:34:07,615 I mean... 803 00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:11,924 Like, why... How did you even get the... 804 00:34:12,026 --> 00:34:14,227 Why did you want to shoot up your school? 805 00:34:14,329 --> 00:34:16,521 -God, don't say it like that. -Well, that's what you said. 806 00:34:16,623 --> 00:34:17,790 -I just... -You said you planned 807 00:34:17,892 --> 00:34:19,528 -a school shooting. -Okay, I get it. Just please. 808 00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:24,236 (EXHALES, WHISPERS) Please. 809 00:34:25,137 --> 00:34:26,401 I don't want you to fixate on this. 810 00:34:26,504 --> 00:34:28,206 -You know how you are. You do. -What the fuck 811 00:34:28,308 --> 00:34:29,672 -are you talking about? -You fixate on things 812 00:34:29,774 --> 00:34:30,869 -and you can't stop thinking... -Think it's gonna be better... 813 00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:35,412 We should just do this later. 814 00:34:36,716 --> 00:34:37,948 (SCOFFS) Why? 815 00:34:38,051 --> 00:34:39,016 Well, because I feel like shit, 816 00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:40,448 and we're supposed to meet Frances. 817 00:34:40,550 --> 00:34:42,115 Okay, just cancel Frances. Like... (SCOFFS) 818 00:34:42,217 --> 00:34:43,319 EMMA: No, we can't. 819 00:34:43,422 --> 00:34:45,653 I mean, it's, like, her only time apparently. 820 00:34:48,425 --> 00:34:50,324 (HESITATES) You know, unless you don't 821 00:34:50,426 --> 00:34:51,824 want to go through with it anymore. 822 00:34:57,268 --> 00:34:59,700 Do you not want to get married? 823 00:34:59,802 --> 00:35:03,474 Emma, of course I want to get married. (HESITATES) 824 00:35:03,576 --> 00:35:07,312 I just... (SIGHS) I just want to be able to talk to you about it. 825 00:35:08,745 --> 00:35:10,647 Like was this... When was this? It was in high school? 826 00:35:10,749 --> 00:35:12,685 (RETCHES) 827 00:35:12,787 --> 00:35:14,118 (SIGHS IN EXASPERATION) 828 00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:15,787 EMMA: Then we sort of settled down 829 00:35:15,889 --> 00:35:17,619 when I was, like, seven. 830 00:35:17,721 --> 00:35:21,590 And I was fine then, I think. I had friends and stuff. 831 00:35:22,794 --> 00:35:23,990 Um... 832 00:35:24,927 --> 00:35:27,563 (SMACKS LIPS) Then we moved again when I was, like, 14. 833 00:35:28,901 --> 00:35:29,869 CHARLIE: Where to? 834 00:35:29,971 --> 00:35:31,366 -Uh, Louisiana. -CHARLIE: Right. 835 00:35:31,468 --> 00:35:32,970 -(TAPE WHIRRING) -EMMA: Yeah, I just... 836 00:35:33,073 --> 00:35:35,074 I didn't make any new friends 837 00:35:35,177 --> 00:35:37,837 and I thought everyone hated me and I... 838 00:35:40,476 --> 00:35:42,681 -(GUNFIRE) -(PEOPLE SCREAMING) 839 00:35:42,783 --> 00:35:45,548 (RAP SONG PLAYING) 840 00:35:48,957 --> 00:35:50,355 -(MUSIC STOPS) -GIRL: Sorry. 841 00:35:51,284 --> 00:35:52,522 Fuck you! 842 00:36:00,364 --> 00:36:01,660 -And that was it? -EMMA: No, no... 843 00:36:01,762 --> 00:36:04,133 I mean, like, there was other stuff... 844 00:36:04,236 --> 00:36:05,766 I just... That was one example. 845 00:36:06,940 --> 00:36:08,439 Ever heard of deodorant? 846 00:36:09,304 --> 00:36:10,271 (WHISPERS) Bitch. 847 00:36:10,374 --> 00:36:12,344 You know, like, shit like that. 848 00:36:13,042 --> 00:36:14,475 (LAUGHS) 849 00:36:14,577 --> 00:36:17,015 So how'd you go from there to, like... 850 00:36:17,117 --> 00:36:20,147 How does a child even get the idea? 851 00:36:20,249 --> 00:36:21,518 I mean, it wasn't... 852 00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:24,387 ...like, an original idea. 853 00:36:24,489 --> 00:36:26,853 I mean, there were shootings all the time. 854 00:36:27,788 --> 00:36:29,724 I guess I was just, like, intrigued. 855 00:36:30,698 --> 00:36:31,726 Intrigued? 856 00:36:32,864 --> 00:36:33,860 Yeah. 857 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:36,365 CHARLIE: By what? 858 00:36:36,467 --> 00:36:38,865 EMMA: Like, the aesthetics of it. 859 00:36:40,269 --> 00:36:41,439 CHARLIE: Of what? 860 00:36:42,206 --> 00:36:43,540 EMMA: Of shootings. 861 00:36:43,642 --> 00:36:46,508 It was, like, a whole thing online and I just... 862 00:36:46,610 --> 00:36:48,242 I think I just thought it looked cool. 863 00:36:48,344 --> 00:36:50,514 (DOO-WOP MUSIC PLAYING) 864 00:36:57,518 --> 00:36:58,687 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 865 00:37:00,224 --> 00:37:05,292 ♪ Wind, wind blow ♪ 866 00:37:05,394 --> 00:37:09,868 ♪ Wind, wind blow ♪ 867 00:37:09,970 --> 00:37:14,334 ♪ Wind, wind blow ♪ 868 00:37:14,436 --> 00:37:18,470 ♪ Wind, wind blow ♪ 869 00:37:18,572 --> 00:37:22,579 ♪ Wind, wind blow ♪ 870 00:37:22,681 --> 00:37:24,248 EMMA: I don't know. I just started to believe 871 00:37:24,350 --> 00:37:26,648 this character that I was playing. 872 00:37:26,750 --> 00:37:28,648 And I guess it got me a lot of attention, 873 00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:30,521 -'cause I was a girl. -(ALARM RINGING) 874 00:37:31,353 --> 00:37:33,054 -Shit. -What? 875 00:37:33,156 --> 00:37:35,394 We have to go. 876 00:37:35,496 --> 00:37:37,257 -FRANCES: I'll shoot you first. -(STUDIO LIGHT BANGS) 877 00:37:37,359 --> 00:37:38,493 Then your parents, 878 00:37:38,595 --> 00:37:40,660 then I'll shoot you and your parents. 879 00:37:40,762 --> 00:37:43,102 Then I'll do the maid, grandparents... 880 00:37:43,204 --> 00:37:44,331 And you don't have any siblings, right? 881 00:37:44,433 --> 00:37:45,399 -No. -FRANCES: Okay. 882 00:37:45,501 --> 00:37:47,969 Uh, then I'll shoot ring bearer. 883 00:37:48,071 --> 00:37:51,172 Then I'll get your full-length, back of dress, putting on veil. 884 00:37:51,274 --> 00:37:52,243 Then I'll shoot you. 885 00:37:52,345 --> 00:37:54,343 Same thing, with and without parents. 886 00:37:54,445 --> 00:37:57,280 With best man, then grandparents. 887 00:37:57,382 --> 00:37:58,547 Uh, I don't think they can make it. 888 00:37:58,649 --> 00:38:01,286 -(STUDIO LIGHT BANGS) -They're not coming? 889 00:38:01,388 --> 00:38:03,549 Just, uh, the travel might be a bit much. 890 00:38:03,651 --> 00:38:05,721 Okay, shooting grandparents TBD. 891 00:38:05,823 --> 00:38:08,127 (SMACKS LIPS) Uh, but then I'll get your full-length 892 00:38:08,229 --> 00:38:10,294 and then we'll do a close-up of the rings. 893 00:38:10,396 --> 00:38:12,558 Signing the certificate. The first dance. 894 00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:14,027 Cake cutting. Bouquet toss. 895 00:38:14,129 --> 00:38:16,962 And then I'm just gonna get like a bunch of candids throughout. 896 00:38:17,064 --> 00:38:19,969 Yeah? Does that feel like it covers everything? 897 00:38:20,071 --> 00:38:21,107 EMMA: Mm-hm. 898 00:38:21,209 --> 00:38:22,174 -Yeah, I think so. -FRANCES: Yeah? 899 00:38:22,276 --> 00:38:23,474 Okay, I'll send you the shot list 900 00:38:23,576 --> 00:38:25,438 and you let me know if you want to add anything. 901 00:38:25,540 --> 00:38:26,712 -CHARLIE: Cool. -Yeah. 902 00:38:26,814 --> 00:38:27,809 FRANCES: Okay. 903 00:38:30,710 --> 00:38:33,010 Am I sensing some nerves? 904 00:38:33,113 --> 00:38:35,980 -(BOTH CHUCKLE SOFTLY) -A little camera shy? 905 00:38:36,083 --> 00:38:38,720 Why don't, um... (SMACKS LIPS) I think that... 906 00:38:38,822 --> 00:38:41,592 Why don't we, uh... Let's do a little warm-up. 907 00:38:41,694 --> 00:38:43,395 Let's do a little warm-up so we're feeling, you know, 908 00:38:43,497 --> 00:38:46,763 like revved up and comfortable on the day. Yeah? 909 00:38:47,232 --> 00:38:48,333 All right. Let's try it. 910 00:38:48,435 --> 00:38:49,895 Let's do a little warm-up. Up on our feet. 911 00:38:49,997 --> 00:38:53,965 Okay. Just leave your coats there and, um... 912 00:38:54,068 --> 00:38:55,570 Yeah, just stand right there. That's right. 913 00:38:55,672 --> 00:38:57,438 That's right. Just split that mark. 914 00:38:57,541 --> 00:39:00,707 Okay. Let's see how this looks. 915 00:39:00,809 --> 00:39:02,875 All right, Charlie, can... (LAUGHS) 916 00:39:02,978 --> 00:39:04,849 Move a little closer to the love of your life. 917 00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:06,012 There we go. 918 00:39:06,114 --> 00:39:10,685 All right, so, um, think about what you want to express. 919 00:39:10,788 --> 00:39:13,052 Think about what you love about your partner. 920 00:39:13,154 --> 00:39:15,120 So, Emma, what's your favorite thing about Charlie? 921 00:39:15,755 --> 00:39:17,194 Um... (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 922 00:39:17,297 --> 00:39:20,127 I, uh, love that he's very smart. 923 00:39:20,229 --> 00:39:21,796 Um... 924 00:39:21,898 --> 00:39:28,034 Very caring and open-minded and understanding. 925 00:39:28,136 --> 00:39:32,404 And, um, and handsome... (CHUCKLING) ...obviously, so... 926 00:39:32,506 --> 00:39:33,606 (SIGHS) Uh... 927 00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:34,808 FRANCES: Okay, good. Good, good. 928 00:39:34,910 --> 00:39:37,245 Okay, so keep those things in mind. Okay? 929 00:39:37,347 --> 00:39:38,648 -Charlie. -Hm? 930 00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:40,651 FRANCES: What's your favorite thing about Emma? 931 00:39:42,189 --> 00:39:44,623 Um... (SMACKS LIPS) Sh... 932 00:39:44,725 --> 00:39:50,357 She's, uh, kind (SMACKS LIPS) and, um, empathetic and, uh... 933 00:39:50,459 --> 00:39:52,731 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 934 00:39:52,833 --> 00:39:54,198 Funny. 935 00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:59,133 She's beautiful. And empathetic. 936 00:39:59,235 --> 00:40:00,965 -Double empathy. That's good. -(CHARLIE, EMMA CHUCKLE SOFTLY) 937 00:40:01,067 --> 00:40:02,836 Okay, so hold on to those thoughts, okay? 938 00:40:02,939 --> 00:40:05,543 And we're just gonna send them into the camera. 939 00:40:05,645 --> 00:40:07,678 -Don't forget to smile. -(STUDIO LIGHT BANGS) 940 00:40:09,482 --> 00:40:11,011 -(STUDIO LIGHT BANGS) -Really smile. 941 00:40:12,052 --> 00:40:13,046 (STUDIO LIGHT BANGS) 942 00:40:13,948 --> 00:40:15,251 -(STUDIO LIGHT BANGS) -Okay. Yeah. 943 00:40:15,353 --> 00:40:16,654 Just smile naturally. 944 00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:19,118 (STUDIO LIGHT BANGS) 945 00:40:20,325 --> 00:40:23,692 Yeah, just like a... Mm. 946 00:40:23,795 --> 00:40:26,591 Yeah, Charlie, just a completely natural smile. 947 00:40:26,693 --> 00:40:28,729 (STUDIO LIGHT BANGS) 948 00:40:28,831 --> 00:40:31,103 -(STUDIO LIGHT BANGS) -Yeah. Just like 949 00:40:31,205 --> 00:40:33,172 how you would smile in life. 950 00:40:33,274 --> 00:40:34,966 -(STUDIO LIGHT BANGS) -Okay. Um, 951 00:40:35,068 --> 00:40:37,273 Ben, let's, um... let's get some music. 952 00:40:37,375 --> 00:40:38,442 Let's get some vibes. 953 00:40:38,544 --> 00:40:41,640 Okay? Shake things up a little. Yeah? 954 00:40:41,742 --> 00:40:42,743 All right. Good, good. 955 00:40:42,845 --> 00:40:43,976 -That's a real smile. -(CHARLIE LAUGHS) 956 00:40:44,079 --> 00:40:46,151 That was real. That's what I was looking for. 957 00:40:46,253 --> 00:40:47,345 Okay, put a hand on his chest. 958 00:40:47,447 --> 00:40:48,315 (TRY SLEEPING WITH A BROKEN HEART PLAYS ON SPEAKER) 959 00:40:48,417 --> 00:40:49,621 Okay. Oh, bling. 960 00:40:49,723 --> 00:40:51,656 -(STUDIO LIGHT BANGS) -There we go. Love it. Yeah. 961 00:40:52,420 --> 00:40:53,625 Okay. 962 00:40:53,727 --> 00:40:56,955 And... And remember, you know each other really well. 963 00:40:57,057 --> 00:40:59,829 You're completely comfortable together. 964 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:01,765 Okay. 965 00:41:02,430 --> 00:41:03,434 Yeah. 966 00:41:03,536 --> 00:41:06,438 Emma, fall into him. Just rest your... 967 00:41:06,541 --> 00:41:10,838 We're in love. We want to show it to the world. 968 00:41:10,941 --> 00:41:14,940 We found love that we're gonna have forever. 969 00:41:15,042 --> 00:41:17,108 Right. Charlie, you're still here? 970 00:41:17,210 --> 00:41:19,613 You get to be with this beautiful woman. 971 00:41:19,715 --> 00:41:22,015 Empathetic woman. You know that. 972 00:41:22,117 --> 00:41:26,821 Good. Good smiles. Good smiles. Good, you two. 973 00:41:26,923 --> 00:41:29,354 Okay, that's nice. You guys look great. 974 00:41:29,456 --> 00:41:35,568 ♪ Tonight, I'm gonna find a way to make it without you ♪ 975 00:41:35,670 --> 00:41:40,032 ♪ I'm gonna hold on to the times that we had ♪ 976 00:41:40,134 --> 00:41:43,040 ♪ Tonight, I'm gonna find a way... ♪ 977 00:41:43,142 --> 00:41:44,137 FRANCES: Um... 978 00:41:45,909 --> 00:41:49,146 Okay. Um, you know, I think that, um... 979 00:41:49,248 --> 00:41:50,713 We'll, we'll... 980 00:41:50,816 --> 00:41:52,884 -We'll get there on the day. -Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 981 00:41:52,986 --> 00:41:53,949 Okay. 982 00:41:56,521 --> 00:41:57,485 -Okay. Okay. -All right. 983 00:41:57,587 --> 00:41:58,588 (ALL LAUGH AWKWARDLY) 984 00:41:58,690 --> 00:41:59,956 -Thank you. -FRANCES: (LAUGHS) Okay. 985 00:42:00,291 --> 00:42:01,856 (HORN BLARES) 986 00:42:01,958 --> 00:42:05,162 Jesus fucking... Are you fucking kidding me? 987 00:42:05,264 --> 00:42:07,666 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 988 00:42:11,505 --> 00:42:12,603 -This is a crosswalk! -Emma, come on. 989 00:42:12,705 --> 00:42:13,668 -People fucking cross here! -MAN: Hey, dude, 990 00:42:13,770 --> 00:42:14,769 -control your girlfriend. -Emma. 991 00:42:14,871 --> 00:42:15,934 -"Control your girlfriend"? -Emma. 992 00:42:16,036 --> 00:42:17,036 MAN: Get the fuck out of the way! 993 00:42:17,138 --> 00:42:18,578 I'm not getting out of the fucking way. 994 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:19,608 -MAN: You crazy bitch. -It's a crosswalk, dumbass. 995 00:42:19,710 --> 00:42:20,674 -Jesus Christ. -(METAL CLANGS) 996 00:42:20,776 --> 00:42:22,945 (INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES) 997 00:42:26,152 --> 00:42:28,117 (EMMA MOANING) 998 00:42:28,219 --> 00:42:29,182 (GROANS) 999 00:42:30,717 --> 00:42:31,956 (GROANS) Fuck. 1000 00:42:32,059 --> 00:42:33,918 Oh, Sorry. 1001 00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:35,955 What the fuck are you doing? 1002 00:42:36,057 --> 00:42:38,794 -(CHARLIE PANTS) -I won't do that again. 1003 00:42:38,896 --> 00:42:40,798 I just don't really like being slapped. 1004 00:42:42,235 --> 00:42:44,634 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1005 00:42:44,736 --> 00:42:46,534 FLORIST: Hey, thanks for waiting. 1006 00:42:46,636 --> 00:42:47,838 So, how's it all going? 1007 00:42:49,871 --> 00:42:51,771 Sorry. Did I interrupt anything? 1008 00:42:51,873 --> 00:42:53,411 Just... No, it's great. Yeah. 1009 00:42:53,513 --> 00:42:55,212 Okay. Cool. (LAUGHS) Long night? 1010 00:42:55,314 --> 00:42:56,073 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1011 00:42:56,175 --> 00:42:57,809 Yeah, I know. Me too. (CHUCKLES) 1012 00:42:57,911 --> 00:42:58,945 Um, should we check out... 1013 00:42:59,047 --> 00:42:59,978 (MUFFLED) ...what we were talking about? 1014 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,252 EMMA: Yeah. FLORIST: Cool. Okay. 1015 00:43:01,354 --> 00:43:02,414 These ones just came in. 1016 00:43:02,516 --> 00:43:04,349 You probably noticed them. They're a little loud, but... 1017 00:43:04,451 --> 00:43:06,857 -(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) -(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 1018 00:43:10,794 --> 00:43:12,665 Did you actually like the lilies? 1019 00:43:14,602 --> 00:43:16,229 'Cause I can call him back if you didn't. 1020 00:43:17,834 --> 00:43:20,299 -Uh, no, it's fine. Yeah. -Okay. 1021 00:43:21,701 --> 00:43:22,873 You okay? 1022 00:43:26,544 --> 00:43:27,807 How close did you get? 1023 00:43:27,909 --> 00:43:29,748 You probably wanna know why. 1024 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:32,883 "Why'd she do it? 1025 00:43:33,683 --> 00:43:35,017 "What's wrong with her?" 1026 00:43:39,323 --> 00:43:40,457 (SIGHS) 1027 00:43:40,559 --> 00:43:41,826 (WHISPERING) What the fuck. 1028 00:43:51,237 --> 00:43:52,397 Hey, fucker. 1029 00:43:53,272 --> 00:43:54,804 Hey, fucker. 1030 00:43:54,906 --> 00:43:56,874 -You wanna fucking die? -(COMPUTER BEEPS) 1031 00:44:05,249 --> 00:44:06,246 Hi. 1032 00:44:07,046 --> 00:44:08,012 By the time you see this, 1033 00:44:08,115 --> 00:44:10,217 I'll most likely already be gone. 1034 00:44:11,821 --> 00:44:13,418 And now you're wondering why. 1035 00:44:14,561 --> 00:44:15,794 -"Why did she..." -(COMPUTER DINGS) 1036 00:44:16,923 --> 00:44:18,093 (WHISPERING) Fuck. 1037 00:44:25,738 --> 00:44:27,198 BOY: Oh, my God. There's a shooting. 1038 00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:29,170 GIRL 1: What? BOY: Yeah, at the mall. 1039 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:32,508 People are, like, jumping out of windows and shit. 1040 00:44:32,610 --> 00:44:33,578 GIRL 2: What? Right now? 1041 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,546 GIRL 1: Oh, my God. I was just there. 1042 00:44:35,648 --> 00:44:36,780 BOY: What the fuck is going on? 1043 00:44:36,882 --> 00:44:38,244 CHARLIE: There was another mass shooting? 1044 00:44:38,346 --> 00:44:40,412 Technically, it wasn't a mass shooting, but yeah. 1045 00:44:41,453 --> 00:44:42,722 What do you mean? 1046 00:44:42,824 --> 00:44:45,857 Only three people died. It has to be four or more. 1047 00:44:46,689 --> 00:44:49,621 Uh-huh, okay. Uh... 1048 00:44:50,424 --> 00:44:52,891 And that's the reason you didn't do it? 1049 00:44:52,993 --> 00:44:54,963 'Cause someone else... 1050 00:44:55,066 --> 00:44:57,330 That's the reason you didn't do it, 'cause... 1051 00:44:58,232 --> 00:44:59,497 somebody else just got there first? 1052 00:45:01,941 --> 00:45:05,572 I just got the news that Marcus didn't make it. 1053 00:45:05,674 --> 00:45:06,711 GIRL 1: What? 1054 00:45:06,813 --> 00:45:08,345 -He passed away earlier today... -(SOBBING) 1055 00:45:08,447 --> 00:45:10,475 ...at the hospital. 1056 00:45:13,855 --> 00:45:15,315 GIRL 2: Who the fuck does something like that? 1057 00:45:15,417 --> 00:45:19,288 Like, what is wrong with you? You know what I mean? 1058 00:45:19,390 --> 00:45:20,760 Yeah. 1059 00:45:23,627 --> 00:45:25,864 Yeah. It's like... 1060 00:45:26,698 --> 00:45:29,065 how can someone even, like... 1061 00:45:30,063 --> 00:45:31,933 -Get the idea? -Yeah. 1062 00:45:32,035 --> 00:45:34,636 ...with being here with each other 1063 00:45:34,738 --> 00:45:36,040 in a moment like this, 1064 00:45:36,142 --> 00:45:38,540 and really seeing each other, really hearing each other, 1065 00:45:38,642 --> 00:45:39,878 feeling each other. 1066 00:45:41,845 --> 00:45:43,343 Some of us might be scared. 1067 00:45:44,484 --> 00:45:46,377 Some of us might be angry. 1068 00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,920 I bet some of us are confused today, aren't we? 1069 00:45:50,455 --> 00:45:52,187 That's okay. 1070 00:45:52,289 --> 00:45:54,486 We ain't gonna run away from those feelings today. 1071 00:45:55,991 --> 00:45:56,925 So here's what we're gonna do. 1072 00:45:57,027 --> 00:45:58,556 I wanna try an exercise with y'all. 1073 00:45:58,658 --> 00:46:01,801 All right, everybody get up on your feet real quick. 1074 00:46:02,931 --> 00:46:03,899 What I want you to do 1075 00:46:04,001 --> 00:46:06,333 is to start slowly walking around. 1076 00:46:08,439 --> 00:46:10,269 Good. 1077 00:46:10,371 --> 00:46:14,506 Now, after a moment, I want you to stop. 1078 00:46:14,608 --> 00:46:18,147 Okay, look at that person that's right in front of you. 1079 00:46:19,386 --> 00:46:20,212 See if you can sense 1080 00:46:20,314 --> 00:46:23,117 what they're experiencing right now. 1081 00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:25,484 TEACHER: Yeah, okay. Any other thoughts? 1082 00:46:25,586 --> 00:46:27,755 I don't know. I just feel like this is specifically 1083 00:46:27,857 --> 00:46:29,892 a male problem, right? 1084 00:46:29,994 --> 00:46:32,458 Like it's always some angry, crazy guy. 1085 00:46:33,126 --> 00:46:35,530 -TEACHER: Emma? -Hm? 1086 00:46:35,632 --> 00:46:36,962 You don't agree? 1087 00:46:37,064 --> 00:46:38,530 No, there's been a few. 1088 00:46:38,965 --> 00:46:40,169 A few what? 1089 00:46:40,870 --> 00:46:43,309 Mass shootings by women. 1090 00:46:43,411 --> 00:46:45,204 Well, not in America. 1091 00:46:45,306 --> 00:46:46,875 Yeah, I mean, there's even that song, 1092 00:46:46,977 --> 00:46:48,610 -I Don't Like Mondays. -What? 1093 00:46:48,712 --> 00:46:49,781 It's about a woman 1094 00:46:49,883 --> 00:46:50,976 who shot a bunch of people from her window 1095 00:46:51,078 --> 00:46:52,751 because she hated Mondays. 1096 00:46:52,854 --> 00:46:56,182 It's not just men, and they're not all crazy. 1097 00:46:56,284 --> 00:46:58,389 A lot of them are shockingly normal. 1098 00:46:58,491 --> 00:46:59,518 GIRL 3: Normal? 1099 00:46:59,620 --> 00:47:01,627 I mean, like, what the hell are you talking about? 1100 00:47:01,729 --> 00:47:03,828 PRINCIPAL: Look them in the eyes. 1101 00:47:03,930 --> 00:47:06,463 -Acknowledge them. Be with them. -(SOBBING) 1102 00:47:06,565 --> 00:47:07,526 Be aware of them. 1103 00:47:09,801 --> 00:47:11,497 It's okay if you're emotional. 1104 00:47:14,008 --> 00:47:17,371 Okay, let's keep doing it. Keep walking. Keep going. 1105 00:47:17,473 --> 00:47:20,272 So, uh, I was gonna ask you if you wanted to join me 1106 00:47:20,374 --> 00:47:23,014 and, you know, try to do something. 1107 00:47:24,548 --> 00:47:25,481 About? 1108 00:47:25,583 --> 00:47:26,952 Gun violence. 1109 00:47:27,451 --> 00:47:28,214 Oh. 1110 00:47:28,316 --> 00:47:29,653 'Cause I'm just trying to organize 1111 00:47:29,755 --> 00:47:31,020 a little something, you know? 1112 00:47:31,122 --> 00:47:33,787 Unless you, like, love guns or something. 1113 00:47:33,889 --> 00:47:35,992 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, no. 1114 00:47:36,094 --> 00:47:38,095 It's kind of like that Louis Malle movie. 1115 00:47:38,826 --> 00:47:40,064 What? 1116 00:47:40,166 --> 00:47:42,093 Do you know the one about the guy who wants to join 1117 00:47:42,195 --> 00:47:43,595 the French Resistance, 1118 00:47:43,697 --> 00:47:46,664 but they reject him, so he joins the Nazis instead? 1119 00:47:48,369 --> 00:47:50,008 But it's, like, the other way around. 1120 00:47:51,908 --> 00:47:53,306 I haven't seen that one. 1121 00:47:53,409 --> 00:47:55,376 I don't know, if anyone wants to volunteer? 1122 00:47:56,779 --> 00:47:58,148 What about Emma? 1123 00:47:58,783 --> 00:48:00,115 -Me? -BOY 2: Yeah. 1124 00:48:00,217 --> 00:48:02,516 I mean, I feel like you'd be a good speaker. 1125 00:48:02,618 --> 00:48:03,514 Why? 1126 00:48:03,616 --> 00:48:06,524 I don't know. I mean, it just makes sense. 1127 00:48:06,626 --> 00:48:08,224 I mean, you sound legit, 1128 00:48:08,326 --> 00:48:10,259 and I just feel like you have the best face for it. 1129 00:48:12,566 --> 00:48:14,132 Okay. Yeah, Emma it is. 1130 00:48:14,601 --> 00:48:16,360 (FRENCH JAZZ SONG PLAYING) 1131 00:48:16,462 --> 00:48:18,663 -(SQUEALS) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1132 00:48:25,643 --> 00:48:26,571 BOY: Okay. 1133 00:48:26,673 --> 00:48:28,409 Let's make the world a better place, right? 1134 00:48:29,410 --> 00:48:32,380 (CHANTING) No more guns! No more guns! 1135 00:48:35,921 --> 00:48:37,451 And you didn't feel like a fraud? 1136 00:48:38,522 --> 00:48:39,485 No. 1137 00:48:39,587 --> 00:48:42,192 It felt like finally waking up from a bad dream. 1138 00:48:43,926 --> 00:48:45,129 Just like that? 1139 00:48:45,795 --> 00:48:47,098 I mean, I guess. 1140 00:48:49,501 --> 00:48:50,497 Okay. 1141 00:48:52,136 --> 00:48:55,266 And you never had those issues again? 1142 00:48:55,368 --> 00:48:57,075 Like what? What do you mean? 1143 00:48:57,740 --> 00:48:58,736 Like... 1144 00:48:59,776 --> 00:49:01,676 violent urges... 1145 00:49:01,778 --> 00:49:02,974 God, no. No. 1146 00:49:03,076 --> 00:49:04,478 CHARLIE: Okay. 1147 00:49:06,246 --> 00:49:07,248 But, like, when did... 1148 00:49:07,350 --> 00:49:09,054 Charlie, can we stop talking about this? 1149 00:49:11,186 --> 00:49:12,818 Just... Until after the wedding? 1150 00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:16,159 Because... I just... I don't... I don't wanna ruin everything. 1151 00:49:16,261 --> 00:49:18,655 And I don't want you to look at me differently. 1152 00:49:18,758 --> 00:49:21,627 And I just... I love you. I love you so much. 1153 00:49:27,002 --> 00:49:28,172 I love you too. 1154 00:49:32,976 --> 00:49:34,508 Rachel's not responding. 1155 00:49:35,175 --> 00:49:36,578 It's pretty late. 1156 00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:40,211 (SIGHS) Yeah, well, she's not responding to my emails either. 1157 00:49:40,313 --> 00:49:41,681 Why are you emailing her? 1158 00:49:41,783 --> 00:49:44,354 'Cause I stupidly got Alice to hire her for this work thing. 1159 00:49:45,057 --> 00:49:46,284 I'll just call Mike in the morning. 1160 00:49:46,386 --> 00:49:48,027 They probably both hate me. 1161 00:49:50,124 --> 00:49:51,257 They don't hate you. 1162 00:49:51,359 --> 00:49:53,191 It's gonna be all right, I promise. 1163 00:49:53,293 --> 00:49:54,866 How do you know that? 1164 00:49:54,968 --> 00:49:56,462 'Cause it's just Rachel. She's just... 1165 00:49:56,565 --> 00:49:59,764 She's just overreacting, like she always does. 1166 00:50:14,455 --> 00:50:15,417 You know... 1167 00:50:15,950 --> 00:50:17,155 What? 1168 00:50:17,789 --> 00:50:18,750 (CHARLIE SIGHS) 1169 00:50:20,926 --> 00:50:23,194 Freud said something like, uh, 1170 00:50:23,296 --> 00:50:26,830 the feelings that we don't talk about get buried alive, 1171 00:50:26,932 --> 00:50:29,332 only to come out in uglier ways. 1172 00:50:32,268 --> 00:50:34,572 Is that what you feel right now? 1173 00:50:34,674 --> 00:50:36,602 (MUFFLED BUZZING) 1174 00:50:36,704 --> 00:50:40,277 CHARLIE: No, I just think it's important to talk. 1175 00:50:40,877 --> 00:50:41,839 EMMA: Yeah. 1176 00:50:43,550 --> 00:50:44,650 And we did. 1177 00:50:44,752 --> 00:50:47,278 (MUFFLED BUZZING CONTINUES) 1178 00:50:47,380 --> 00:50:48,582 CHARLIE: We did, yeah. 1179 00:50:50,824 --> 00:50:52,652 EMMA: And we're okay, right? 1180 00:50:55,355 --> 00:50:56,894 CHARLIE: (HOARSELY) Yeah. 1181 00:50:56,996 --> 00:50:59,164 -(BUZZING STOPS) -(MACHINE BEEPING) 1182 00:51:14,142 --> 00:51:15,345 (CABINET DOOR OPENS) 1183 00:51:22,116 --> 00:51:23,287 (SIGHS SOFTLY) 1184 00:51:35,295 --> 00:51:36,261 (KEYBOARD CLACKS) 1185 00:51:36,363 --> 00:51:39,138 (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) 1186 00:51:40,234 --> 00:51:41,404 (KEYBOARD CLACKS) 1187 00:51:47,340 --> 00:51:49,478 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1188 00:51:53,586 --> 00:51:55,082 Morning. 1189 00:51:55,184 --> 00:51:56,883 Morning. How'd you sleep? 1190 00:51:56,986 --> 00:51:58,190 Not great. 1191 00:51:59,585 --> 00:52:01,726 What... What are you doing? 1192 00:52:01,828 --> 00:52:04,761 Just working on my speech. 1193 00:52:04,863 --> 00:52:06,165 (EMMA CHUCKLES) 1194 00:52:08,596 --> 00:52:10,499 -I'm just gonna have a shower. -Okay. 1195 00:52:11,836 --> 00:52:13,636 -Hey. -Hm? 1196 00:52:13,738 --> 00:52:14,701 Kiss. 1197 00:52:45,906 --> 00:52:48,471 (SHOE SQUEAKING, CRUNCHING) 1198 00:52:50,471 --> 00:52:51,740 EMMA: Hey, Charlie, did you... 1199 00:52:51,842 --> 00:52:53,140 (GASPS) 1200 00:52:53,242 --> 00:52:55,241 Jesus, you scared me. 1201 00:52:55,343 --> 00:52:56,842 I was making a smoothie. 1202 00:52:59,185 --> 00:53:00,848 Why are you looking at me like that? 1203 00:53:00,951 --> 00:53:01,946 Like what? 1204 00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:04,748 Like you're scared of me. 1205 00:53:04,850 --> 00:53:06,885 It was just like a... It was a reflex. 1206 00:53:09,460 --> 00:53:11,725 Do you think I came in here to stab you? 1207 00:53:13,164 --> 00:53:16,268 No. What? Of course not. I... 1208 00:53:16,870 --> 00:53:17,929 What was the question? 1209 00:53:25,139 --> 00:53:26,344 (GASPS) 1210 00:53:27,407 --> 00:53:28,973 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 1211 00:53:31,212 --> 00:53:32,383 Very funny. 1212 00:53:34,085 --> 00:53:37,419 (SHOES SQUEAKING SOFTLY) 1213 00:53:37,521 --> 00:53:39,821 Didn't you say you had a friend that died? 1214 00:53:39,923 --> 00:53:40,718 What? 1215 00:53:40,820 --> 00:53:42,289 CHARLIE: Like, when you were younger. 1216 00:53:42,392 --> 00:53:44,362 In a car accident or something? 1217 00:53:46,966 --> 00:53:48,828 Uh, yeah. My neighbor. 1218 00:53:50,135 --> 00:53:51,369 CHARLIE: Were you guys close? 1219 00:53:51,471 --> 00:53:54,537 No, not really. She was a couple of years older than me. 1220 00:53:55,672 --> 00:53:57,907 CHARLIE: And how old was she when it happened? 1221 00:53:58,009 --> 00:53:58,942 She was, like, 12. 1222 00:53:59,044 --> 00:54:01,313 CHARLIE: No shit. Wow. 1223 00:54:01,415 --> 00:54:03,308 That must have been a really crazy thing to witness, 1224 00:54:03,410 --> 00:54:05,048 like, at that age. 1225 00:54:05,150 --> 00:54:07,647 I didn't actually witness it. 1226 00:54:07,750 --> 00:54:11,281 No, but still. You never had therapy or anything? 1227 00:54:11,383 --> 00:54:12,818 I was 10. 1228 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,555 Yeah, but, like, 10 is a very vulnerable age... 1229 00:54:15,657 --> 00:54:17,261 -EMMA: Okay, Charlie, please. -What? 1230 00:54:17,363 --> 00:54:18,523 I just... I know what you're trying to say, 1231 00:54:18,625 --> 00:54:21,166 and I don't think it's relevant. 1232 00:54:21,268 --> 00:54:22,428 How do you know if it's relevant or not 1233 00:54:22,530 --> 00:54:23,929 if you haven't analyzed it? 1234 00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:26,364 (GLASS RESTS ON TABLE) 1235 00:54:26,466 --> 00:54:27,900 -Sure. -Right? 1236 00:54:29,504 --> 00:54:30,837 EMMA: So, three o'clock, then? 1237 00:54:32,211 --> 00:54:33,108 -What? -EMMA: For City Hall, 1238 00:54:33,210 --> 00:54:35,043 for the marriage license. 1239 00:54:35,145 --> 00:54:36,843 Oh, yeah. Um, yes. 1240 00:55:26,527 --> 00:55:27,866 -(BARKS) -Oh, fuck. Sorry. 1241 00:55:27,968 --> 00:55:29,164 (LAUGHS) Sorry. Sorry. 1242 00:55:29,266 --> 00:55:30,568 -Jesus. -ALICE: Um... 1243 00:55:30,670 --> 00:55:31,398 Hey. 1244 00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:32,932 Uh, have you talked to Rachel? 1245 00:55:33,973 --> 00:55:35,470 No, I have not. 1246 00:55:35,572 --> 00:55:37,404 Oh, um, would you mind just nudging her? 1247 00:55:37,506 --> 00:55:38,905 I just haven't heard from her. 1248 00:55:40,809 --> 00:55:43,212 -(KNOCKING) -CHARLIE: Misha, what is this? 1249 00:55:43,314 --> 00:55:44,581 Did you put this on my desk? 1250 00:55:45,082 --> 00:55:46,077 MISHA: No. 1251 00:55:46,953 --> 00:55:48,213 Do you know who did? 1252 00:55:48,316 --> 00:55:49,553 MISHA: No. 1253 00:55:50,651 --> 00:55:52,688 It didn't just come in the mail? 1254 00:55:53,827 --> 00:55:54,586 Are you okay? 1255 00:55:54,689 --> 00:55:56,494 Yeah. Sorry, what did you want? 1256 00:55:56,596 --> 00:55:59,398 Just an update. She's just, like, not responding. 1257 00:56:00,863 --> 00:56:03,861 I think... I think she's just, like, really busy. 1258 00:56:03,963 --> 00:56:05,335 ALICE: Doesn't need to be right now. 1259 00:56:05,437 --> 00:56:07,338 Yeah. But she's, like, always busy. 1260 00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:09,901 Like, juggling a million things. (CHUCKLES) 1261 00:56:10,003 --> 00:56:12,438 What does that mean? She's not gonna do it? 1262 00:56:12,540 --> 00:56:16,379 I mean... probably not. 1263 00:56:16,481 --> 00:56:18,846 (CHUCKLES) But this was your idea. 1264 00:56:18,948 --> 00:56:21,981 Yeah, but she kind of talked me into it, you know? 1265 00:56:22,083 --> 00:56:24,118 She's in marketing. She's just very good at that. 1266 00:56:24,220 --> 00:56:26,189 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 1267 00:56:26,291 --> 00:56:29,054 Okay. So, what should we do? 1268 00:56:31,427 --> 00:56:32,992 I mean, honestly, I think 1269 00:56:33,094 --> 00:56:36,161 we just, like, move on with someone else, 'cause... 1270 00:56:36,864 --> 00:56:37,962 She's great. Like, don't get me wrong. 1271 00:56:38,064 --> 00:56:40,571 It's just, she sucks at time management. 1272 00:56:41,401 --> 00:56:42,372 Okay. 1273 00:56:42,474 --> 00:56:44,773 -Sorry. -ALICE: She's your friend. 1274 00:57:17,669 --> 00:57:19,742 (BOTH KISSING) 1275 00:57:25,217 --> 00:57:27,178 (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY) 1276 00:57:47,734 --> 00:57:49,739 Is... Is everything okay? 1277 00:57:51,077 --> 00:57:52,071 Yeah, I'm just... 1278 00:57:53,572 --> 00:57:54,744 What? 1279 00:57:56,214 --> 00:57:58,781 -Nothing. -Okay. 1280 00:58:00,750 --> 00:58:03,449 Do you... Do you need some help? Or... 1281 00:58:03,551 --> 00:58:05,018 No, just, like... 1282 00:58:07,421 --> 00:58:08,593 Okay. 1283 00:58:12,526 --> 00:58:14,093 (HAND RUBBING) 1284 00:58:17,266 --> 00:58:18,229 Hm... 1285 00:58:19,235 --> 00:58:21,232 (PANTING) 1286 00:58:26,846 --> 00:58:30,346 EMMA: Um, Charlie, we don't have to do this if you don't want to. 1287 00:58:30,448 --> 00:58:33,084 No, I do. I do. I do. Just... 1288 00:58:33,186 --> 00:58:34,545 Just give me a second. 1289 00:58:34,647 --> 00:58:35,818 EMMA: Okay. 1290 00:58:40,794 --> 00:58:44,755 Okay. I feel like... You have to stop thinking about it. 1291 00:58:44,857 --> 00:58:45,958 (CHUCKLING) Hey, come on. 1292 00:58:46,061 --> 00:58:47,363 You can't just say, "Stop thinking about it." 1293 00:58:47,465 --> 00:58:48,463 So, you are thinking about it? 1294 00:58:48,565 --> 00:58:49,832 I'm not thinking about it. 1295 00:58:52,100 --> 00:58:54,331 For fuck's sakes, I am thinking about it now. 1296 00:58:55,073 --> 00:58:56,041 (SIGHS) 1297 00:58:56,143 --> 00:58:57,576 Let's just start over. 1298 00:58:58,610 --> 00:59:00,911 (INSIDE OUT BY JESSE RAE PLAYING) 1299 00:59:01,013 --> 00:59:02,009 (SIGHS) 1300 00:59:14,825 --> 00:59:16,825 ♪ When you're sitting on your own ♪ 1301 00:59:16,927 --> 00:59:23,160 ♪ And you feel the city life surround you ♪ 1302 00:59:23,263 --> 00:59:26,103 ♪ And she's always on the phone and... ♪ 1303 00:59:26,205 --> 00:59:27,364 Is that seat taken? 1304 00:59:30,341 --> 00:59:31,610 Go ahead. (CHUCKLES) 1305 00:59:41,254 --> 00:59:42,687 Do you live around here? 1306 00:59:44,188 --> 00:59:45,719 What? 1307 00:59:45,821 --> 00:59:47,758 It's just that you look familiar. 1308 00:59:49,722 --> 00:59:52,823 Um, yeah. I'm... 1309 00:59:52,925 --> 00:59:54,327 Yeah, I live near here. 1310 00:59:54,429 --> 00:59:55,634 Oh, cool. 1311 00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:57,801 I'm Emma, by the way. 1312 00:59:58,567 --> 00:59:59,770 What's your name? 1313 01:00:02,140 --> 01:00:04,775 -I don't think this is gonna... -I'm sorry, what's your name? 1314 01:00:08,744 --> 01:00:11,111 -Charlie. -EMMA: Charlie. 1315 01:00:12,349 --> 01:00:13,311 What's a... 1316 01:00:14,246 --> 01:00:16,919 sexy guy like you doing out all alone? 1317 01:00:18,586 --> 01:00:19,689 Emma, look... 1318 01:00:19,792 --> 01:00:23,161 Do you have an accent? What's that? Australian? 1319 01:00:23,263 --> 01:00:24,261 This isn't gonna work. 1320 01:00:24,363 --> 01:00:26,024 What's not gonna work? 1321 01:00:26,126 --> 01:00:27,661 CHARLIE: Look, let's just not do this. 1322 01:00:27,763 --> 01:00:29,529 -Do what? -Just stop. Stop. 1323 01:00:29,631 --> 01:00:30,600 This is stupid. 1324 01:00:30,702 --> 01:00:32,129 Like, I'm not overthinking anything. 1325 01:00:32,231 --> 01:00:34,735 It's just been a stressful week. I... 1326 01:00:34,837 --> 01:00:36,741 I don't even care about it anymore. 1327 01:00:37,639 --> 01:00:39,205 -You don't? -No. 1328 01:00:40,174 --> 01:00:41,707 Well, then, why'd you throw out the mug? 1329 01:00:41,809 --> 01:00:43,248 -What mug? -Your mug 1330 01:00:43,350 --> 01:00:45,316 with the fucking gun on it. 1331 01:00:45,418 --> 01:00:47,444 -I didn't. -Yes, you did. 1332 01:00:47,546 --> 01:00:49,279 I don't know. Maybe it was fucking broken or something. 1333 01:00:49,381 --> 01:00:50,681 Oh, my God. Why are you lying about it? 1334 01:00:50,783 --> 01:00:51,920 Okay, I'm sorry. 1335 01:00:52,022 --> 01:00:53,488 I didn't realize the mug meant so much to you. 1336 01:00:53,590 --> 01:00:54,725 I'm sorry I threw it away. 1337 01:00:54,827 --> 01:00:56,959 It's obviously not about the fucking mug, Charlie. 1338 01:01:02,796 --> 01:01:04,162 -(THUDS) -Ow! Fuck. 1339 01:01:04,264 --> 01:01:05,833 -Fuck. Sorry. -Charlie, the fuck was that? 1340 01:01:05,935 --> 01:01:07,868 I'm so sorry. I was just trying to do 1341 01:01:07,970 --> 01:01:09,399 -your stupid joke thing. -Just stop. 1342 01:01:09,501 --> 01:01:11,171 -Are you all right? -Yes, I'm fine. I'm just... 1343 01:01:12,806 --> 01:01:14,174 Fuck. It's Rachel. 1344 01:01:15,344 --> 01:01:16,312 Hey. 1345 01:01:16,414 --> 01:01:17,240 (CLEARS THROAT) 1346 01:01:17,342 --> 01:01:19,617 Well, Rachel, you're the maid of honor, 1347 01:01:19,719 --> 01:01:21,246 and if you call in the middle of the night 1348 01:01:21,348 --> 01:01:24,082 and say you're not coming to the wedding, I mean, 1349 01:01:24,184 --> 01:01:25,883 that's not an aggressive move to you? 1350 01:01:25,985 --> 01:01:27,787 It was barely past 10:00. 1351 01:01:27,889 --> 01:01:30,056 Still. (SIGHS) She's devastated. 1352 01:01:30,158 --> 01:01:31,992 Well, did she tell you that she had Alice 1353 01:01:32,094 --> 01:01:34,594 fire me off that project she, like, begged me 1354 01:01:34,696 --> 01:01:36,059 to help her with? 1355 01:01:36,161 --> 01:01:37,729 No, no. Why would she do that? 1356 01:01:37,831 --> 01:01:38,929 Because she's crazy. 1357 01:01:39,031 --> 01:01:40,130 Stop... stop saying that. 1358 01:01:40,232 --> 01:01:41,833 Well, how can you even trust her? 1359 01:01:41,935 --> 01:01:43,574 I mean, 'cause unlike you, 1360 01:01:43,676 --> 01:01:45,101 she didn't actually do anything, so... 1361 01:01:45,204 --> 01:01:47,471 Me? What are you talking about? 1362 01:01:47,573 --> 01:01:51,175 Yes. You locked a mentally disabled child in a closet. 1363 01:01:51,277 --> 01:01:52,815 -Okay, let's not... -I never said 1364 01:01:52,917 --> 01:01:54,146 -he was mentally disabled. -Yes, you did. 1365 01:01:54,249 --> 01:01:56,519 You said he was slow. You said he was slow. 1366 01:01:56,621 --> 01:01:58,589 Please let's not fight, guys. 1367 01:01:58,691 --> 01:02:00,556 You're being incredibly hypocritical. 1368 01:02:00,658 --> 01:02:02,560 It was an impulse, Charlie. 1369 01:02:02,662 --> 01:02:04,789 I didn't plan a cold-blooded murder. 1370 01:02:04,891 --> 01:02:05,825 (CHARLIE SIGHS) 1371 01:02:05,927 --> 01:02:08,525 Well, she didn't, like... She... 1372 01:02:09,731 --> 01:02:11,130 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1373 01:02:11,233 --> 01:02:14,333 She didn't, like, come up with it on her own. 1374 01:02:15,133 --> 01:02:16,435 RACHEL: What do you mean? 1375 01:02:16,537 --> 01:02:19,640 'Cause it's like a whole thing in this country, isn't it? 1376 01:02:19,742 --> 01:02:21,175 I mean, think about it. 1377 01:02:21,277 --> 01:02:23,376 If there's a shooting practically every single day, 1378 01:02:23,478 --> 01:02:27,180 then imagine how many people must have thought about it. 1379 01:02:27,282 --> 01:02:30,914 Or, like, planned one. Or even got close to it, 1380 01:02:31,016 --> 01:02:32,086 but backed out 1381 01:02:32,188 --> 01:02:33,924 or changed their minds for whatever reason. 1382 01:02:34,026 --> 01:02:37,160 I'm sure there's thousands of people like that. 1383 01:02:37,262 --> 01:02:40,325 We just wouldn't know 'cause they would never tell anyone. 1384 01:02:40,427 --> 01:02:43,527 They're just out there, living normal lives. 1385 01:02:44,767 --> 01:02:46,968 Really could be anyone. 1386 01:02:47,071 --> 01:02:49,968 Oh. Here we go. So it's America's fault now? 1387 01:02:50,070 --> 01:02:51,036 I don't know. I think it's... 1388 01:02:51,138 --> 01:02:52,337 I do think it's a cultural thing. 1389 01:02:52,439 --> 01:02:54,511 Oh, please. Look at Mike, he grew up around guns, 1390 01:02:54,613 --> 01:02:55,842 and he's terrified of them. 1391 01:02:55,944 --> 01:02:57,574 I didn't grow up around guns. 1392 01:02:58,783 --> 01:02:59,847 I thought you said you had an uncle 1393 01:02:59,949 --> 01:03:01,419 that owned, like, a bunch of guns. 1394 01:03:01,521 --> 01:03:02,579 Yeah, because he was a cop. 1395 01:03:02,681 --> 01:03:04,688 I'm not terrified of them. Why would you even say that? 1396 01:03:04,790 --> 01:03:05,788 RACHEL: What, so you like guns now? 1397 01:03:05,890 --> 01:03:09,222 Look. Can I just be completely honest? 1398 01:03:09,324 --> 01:03:11,590 I was shocked, of course. Just as much as you guys. 1399 01:03:11,693 --> 01:03:12,897 Like, I... 1400 01:03:13,628 --> 01:03:14,833 But... 1401 01:03:15,534 --> 01:03:16,901 then we talked, and... 1402 01:03:17,003 --> 01:03:21,566 and, uh, she shared some stuff from her past that... 1403 01:03:21,668 --> 01:03:25,008 I don't know. It just really put it into perspective for me. 1404 01:03:25,443 --> 01:03:26,438 Like what? 1405 01:03:32,381 --> 01:03:34,581 Shout out to Sally, you're gonna fucking die first. 1406 01:03:34,683 --> 01:03:35,854 It's just... 1407 01:03:37,355 --> 01:03:38,183 Uh... 1408 01:03:38,285 --> 01:03:41,123 Her friend died when she was young. 1409 01:03:41,490 --> 01:03:42,387 Who? 1410 01:03:42,489 --> 01:03:46,794 Her neighbor, who she was extremely close to. 1411 01:03:46,896 --> 01:03:51,262 And she died in a car crash. 1412 01:03:51,364 --> 01:03:56,506 Um, and, basically, Emma had to witness 1413 01:03:56,608 --> 01:03:58,602 her best friend getting... 1414 01:04:02,576 --> 01:04:05,783 WOMAN 1: Oh, my God! WOMAN 2: No! Call 911 somebody! 1415 01:04:05,885 --> 01:04:08,018 MAN: Somebody help! Get her out of there! 1416 01:04:10,350 --> 01:04:12,616 I mean, that's kind of a big deal. 1417 01:04:17,063 --> 01:04:20,558 Well, I'm sorry she had to go through that, obviously. 1418 01:04:21,327 --> 01:04:22,698 No, and it really fucked her up 1419 01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:24,097 and no one ever offered her 1420 01:04:24,199 --> 01:04:27,871 any therapy or counseling or anything, 1421 01:04:27,973 --> 01:04:31,074 and she just had to carry that for years. 1422 01:04:36,013 --> 01:04:39,845 And it's kind of interesting, in a way. 1423 01:04:39,947 --> 01:04:41,447 What's interesting? 1424 01:04:43,521 --> 01:04:44,549 Just that... 1425 01:04:45,921 --> 01:04:48,025 It's so unexpected. And... 1426 01:04:49,023 --> 01:04:50,120 I don't know. I think 1427 01:04:50,222 --> 01:04:51,323 it kind of makes her 1428 01:04:51,426 --> 01:04:53,223 a little more interesting to me, I guess. 1429 01:04:53,326 --> 01:04:54,924 -RACHEL: Interesting? -Yeah. 1430 01:04:55,026 --> 01:04:56,264 Really? 1431 01:04:56,366 --> 01:04:57,801 -I think what he's trying... -I wasn't talking to you. 1432 01:04:57,903 --> 01:05:00,230 Just that it's so not who she is now. 1433 01:05:00,332 --> 01:05:02,233 It's not interesting, Charlie, 1434 01:05:02,335 --> 01:05:03,903 -it's awful. -Hey, sorry, sorry. 1435 01:05:04,005 --> 01:05:05,039 Rachel, um, they're asking 1436 01:05:05,141 --> 01:05:06,742 if you can come approve that Oatly deck? 1437 01:05:06,845 --> 01:05:08,410 Well, just tell them it's fine. 1438 01:05:08,512 --> 01:05:12,711 Um, no. But they said they need to hear it from you directly. 1439 01:05:12,813 --> 01:05:15,886 RACHEL: (SIGHS) Yeah, of course. I'm sorry. I'll be right there. 1440 01:05:15,988 --> 01:05:18,187 -(VEHICLES PASSING) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1441 01:05:19,922 --> 01:05:22,356 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1442 01:05:36,471 --> 01:05:37,774 RACHEL: We're gonna have to wrap this up, 1443 01:05:37,876 --> 01:05:39,642 I have a lunch. I'm meeting Sam. 1444 01:05:39,744 --> 01:05:41,112 You're meeting her now? 1445 01:05:41,214 --> 01:05:43,112 Yes, I had to make sure that she's okay with all of this. 1446 01:05:43,214 --> 01:05:45,079 That she's okay with you coming to our wedding? 1447 01:05:45,181 --> 01:05:47,249 Yeah. Obviously, I don't wanna betray her. 1448 01:05:53,820 --> 01:05:54,993 Sam? 1449 01:05:55,624 --> 01:05:57,022 Sam? 1450 01:05:57,124 --> 01:05:58,458 -Sorry. -SAM: Yeah? 1451 01:05:59,993 --> 01:06:01,199 Rachel's cousin? 1452 01:06:01,301 --> 01:06:02,294 Yeah. 1453 01:06:02,396 --> 01:06:05,102 I'm friends with Rachel and Mike. 1454 01:06:05,569 --> 01:06:06,464 Oh, cool. 1455 01:06:06,567 --> 01:06:09,772 And I'm... That's a great jacket, by the way. 1456 01:06:09,874 --> 01:06:11,709 Thank you. It's just Uniqlo. 1457 01:06:11,811 --> 01:06:14,409 So, you guys are, uh, really close? 1458 01:06:14,878 --> 01:06:16,107 I mean, she's family. 1459 01:06:16,209 --> 01:06:17,177 -CHARLIE: Yeah. -So... 1460 01:06:17,279 --> 01:06:19,545 I mean, what does that mean exactly? 1461 01:06:20,982 --> 01:06:22,312 That she's family. 1462 01:06:22,414 --> 01:06:24,118 Yeah. Well, I mean, it's just... 1463 01:06:24,220 --> 01:06:25,383 She hadn't really mentioned you before, 1464 01:06:25,485 --> 01:06:26,823 so I was just, you know, just wondering. 1465 01:06:26,925 --> 01:06:29,026 Did she tell you I was coming or... 1466 01:06:29,128 --> 01:06:31,092 Yeah, I was just with her and, um... I don't know. 1467 01:06:31,194 --> 01:06:32,894 She's just... There's some drama. 1468 01:06:32,996 --> 01:06:34,461 And you know how Rachel is. 1469 01:06:36,031 --> 01:06:38,102 Okay. What was your name? 1470 01:06:39,505 --> 01:06:40,266 Uh, Charlie. 1471 01:06:40,368 --> 01:06:42,672 Right. Great to meet you, Charlie. 1472 01:06:42,774 --> 01:06:44,471 -Just... Hey. -Uh... 1473 01:06:45,138 --> 01:06:47,540 I just... Um... I... 1474 01:06:50,011 --> 01:06:51,248 I just think... 1475 01:06:51,450 --> 01:06:52,683 Um... 1476 01:06:52,785 --> 01:06:53,810 I think you would love Emma. 1477 01:06:53,912 --> 01:06:57,253 Okay. Um... You know, I'm actually kind of late, so... 1478 01:06:59,025 --> 01:07:01,619 "Emma, true love is sacrificing yourself, 1479 01:07:01,721 --> 01:07:04,928 "humiliating yourself. True love is egoless. 1480 01:07:05,030 --> 01:07:06,295 "It's being ready to do anything. 1481 01:07:06,397 --> 01:07:08,393 "True love is complicated. True love is acceptance. 1482 01:07:08,495 --> 01:07:10,330 "True love is radical acceptance. 1483 01:07:10,432 --> 01:07:12,233 "Emma, I know worse people than you." 1484 01:07:12,336 --> 01:07:15,238 Jesus, not that. What the fuck am I... (SNIFFLES) 1485 01:07:27,082 --> 01:07:29,285 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1486 01:07:57,978 --> 01:07:59,150 Misha. 1487 01:07:59,716 --> 01:08:00,879 Mm-hm? 1488 01:08:01,715 --> 01:08:03,517 What's, like, the worst thing you've ever done? 1489 01:08:05,453 --> 01:08:07,150 What's the worst thing I've ever done? 1490 01:08:07,252 --> 01:08:08,456 CHARLIE: Mm... 1491 01:08:09,055 --> 01:08:10,023 Really? 1492 01:08:10,125 --> 01:08:11,690 -(CHUCKLES) -Mm... 1493 01:08:13,158 --> 01:08:14,665 Cheated. 1494 01:08:14,767 --> 01:08:17,263 Yeah? Like, recently or... 1495 01:08:17,365 --> 01:08:19,566 MISHA: No, like, a few years ago. 1496 01:08:20,935 --> 01:08:24,634 What made it so bad? Were you in a serious relationship or... 1497 01:08:24,736 --> 01:08:27,242 You don't think cheating is bad enough? 1498 01:08:27,345 --> 01:08:29,674 No, it's, like, bad. But, like, what happened? 1499 01:08:29,776 --> 01:08:33,618 Um, well, I was dating this guy, who was very nice. 1500 01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:36,053 Like, genuinely kind. 1501 01:08:36,156 --> 01:08:39,790 And we lived together for, like, two years. 1502 01:08:39,893 --> 01:08:44,322 And I just could not bring myself 1503 01:08:44,424 --> 01:08:46,092 to have sex with him anymore. 1504 01:08:46,194 --> 01:08:48,730 'Cause he was too nice? 1505 01:08:48,832 --> 01:08:50,333 Maybe, yeah. 1506 01:08:50,435 --> 01:08:55,202 And then I started sleeping with his older married friend, 1507 01:08:55,304 --> 01:08:58,141 um, who treated me like shit, so... 1508 01:08:58,244 --> 01:09:02,240 And did you like that he treated you like shit? 1509 01:09:02,342 --> 01:09:05,078 Not necessarily, but... 1510 01:09:05,180 --> 01:09:07,914 we had better sex, yeah. 1511 01:09:08,016 --> 01:09:09,220 And then... 1512 01:09:10,155 --> 01:09:11,250 then everybody found out about it, 1513 01:09:11,352 --> 01:09:12,883 and it was a whole fucking mess. 1514 01:09:13,218 --> 01:09:14,322 Oh... 1515 01:09:14,425 --> 01:09:16,557 Well, what's the worst thing you've ever done? 1516 01:09:17,324 --> 01:09:19,061 I don't know. I just... 1517 01:09:19,163 --> 01:09:21,161 I wouldn't even know how to pick. 1518 01:09:21,263 --> 01:09:22,959 Because there's just too many? 1519 01:09:24,669 --> 01:09:25,601 Yeah. 1520 01:09:25,703 --> 01:09:27,304 (LAUGHS) 1521 01:09:28,036 --> 01:09:29,240 All right. 1522 01:09:30,670 --> 01:09:33,271 And what would you do if you found out 1523 01:09:33,373 --> 01:09:37,379 that your boyfriend, um... 1524 01:09:37,481 --> 01:09:40,746 had, like, planned a school shooting? (CHUCKLES) 1525 01:09:41,884 --> 01:09:43,183 Oh. Uh... 1526 01:09:43,285 --> 01:09:46,023 Like... Like, if Blake did that? 1527 01:09:46,125 --> 01:09:48,990 Yeah. But he didn't actually do it. 1528 01:09:49,092 --> 01:09:52,062 He... He almost did it. 1529 01:09:52,164 --> 01:09:53,960 Like, he had a weapon and everything, 1530 01:09:54,062 --> 01:09:56,295 but he didn't. 1531 01:09:56,397 --> 01:09:57,530 This is, like, in high school. 1532 01:09:57,633 --> 01:10:01,833 Uh well, I mean, that would scare me obviously. 1533 01:10:01,935 --> 01:10:05,072 Yeah, but, like, would it change how you felt about him? 1534 01:10:05,174 --> 01:10:06,970 Well, why didn't he do it? 1535 01:10:10,309 --> 01:10:11,513 I don't know. 1536 01:10:12,179 --> 01:10:13,383 Like, he... 1537 01:10:14,181 --> 01:10:15,946 His... (SIGHS) 1538 01:10:16,048 --> 01:10:22,559 His, uh, car broke down and he just decided not to. 1539 01:10:22,661 --> 01:10:25,994 Okay. But otherwise, he would have just gone through with it, 1540 01:10:26,096 --> 01:10:27,298 that's what you're saying? 1541 01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:30,494 I don't know. The point is, he didn't, so... (SIGHS) 1542 01:10:30,596 --> 01:10:32,468 All right, he didn't do it. 1543 01:10:33,467 --> 01:10:36,340 I don't know. I guess I'd... 1544 01:10:38,337 --> 01:10:39,268 call the police. 1545 01:10:39,371 --> 01:10:41,038 (CHUCKLES) 1546 01:10:41,507 --> 01:10:44,279 MISHA: (CHUCKLES) What? 1547 01:10:44,381 --> 01:10:46,817 Okay. So, you'd call the police, yeah? 1548 01:10:46,919 --> 01:10:49,286 I think so, yeah. Right? 1549 01:10:49,388 --> 01:10:51,683 He's obviously not the same person now, though. 1550 01:10:51,786 --> 01:10:54,188 I mean, but the fact that he ever was, is... 1551 01:10:54,290 --> 01:10:56,524 Yeah. But you love him, yeah? 1552 01:10:56,626 --> 01:10:59,528 Yeah. I love the person that I thought he was. 1553 01:10:59,630 --> 01:11:01,529 All right, what? So, you're gonna call the police, 1554 01:11:01,631 --> 01:11:05,434 and what? And have him arrested? Like, for what? 1555 01:11:05,536 --> 01:11:06,730 I don't know. Isn't that what you're supposed to do 1556 01:11:06,832 --> 01:11:08,071 if you think that someone's a threat? 1557 01:11:08,173 --> 01:11:10,236 -He was 15. -Yeah, but come on. 1558 01:11:10,338 --> 01:11:11,835 That's a huge red flag. 1559 01:11:11,937 --> 01:11:14,006 Even after you've dated him for two years? 1560 01:11:14,108 --> 01:11:15,313 Three. 1561 01:11:16,314 --> 01:11:17,847 -Three years. -Yeah, but come on, 1562 01:11:17,949 --> 01:11:18,975 you've seen Blake. 1563 01:11:19,077 --> 01:11:21,980 I mean, he would murder me in, like, two seconds. 1564 01:11:22,082 --> 01:11:28,587 Okay. Even if he was completely open and honest with you? 1565 01:11:28,689 --> 01:11:31,760 And he told you he regretted everything? 1566 01:11:31,862 --> 01:11:32,891 Mm-hm... 1567 01:11:32,993 --> 01:11:36,367 CHARLIE: And that he made you believe, beyond a doubt, 1568 01:11:37,001 --> 01:11:38,061 that he's changed? 1569 01:11:41,705 --> 01:11:45,041 I mean, isn't that exactly what a psychopath would do? 1570 01:11:45,143 --> 01:11:46,707 -(CLATTERS) -(MISHA GASPS) 1571 01:11:48,112 --> 01:11:50,942 (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1572 01:11:57,552 --> 01:11:59,819 (MUSIC PLAYBACK STUTTERS AND STOPS) 1573 01:12:03,425 --> 01:12:05,027 WOMAN: At the bridal table... 1574 01:12:05,129 --> 01:12:07,123 (TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) 1575 01:12:10,134 --> 01:12:12,700 (MUSIC BECOMES MUFFLED) 1576 01:12:14,471 --> 01:12:16,601 -Hey. -Where were you? I texted you. 1577 01:12:16,703 --> 01:12:19,377 -I was doing a work thing. -Okay. 1578 01:12:25,677 --> 01:12:28,111 -She seems fine. -Yeah. 1579 01:12:30,388 --> 01:12:33,016 Do you want me to talk to her or... 1580 01:12:33,118 --> 01:12:35,756 No, no, no. Let's just... Let's do it together. 1581 01:12:36,223 --> 01:12:37,395 Okay. 1582 01:12:51,406 --> 01:12:52,575 What the fuck was that? 1583 01:12:53,939 --> 01:12:56,307 (SIGHS) It's nothing. It's just... 1584 01:12:56,409 --> 01:12:57,977 MISHA: You okay? 1585 01:12:58,079 --> 01:13:02,453 Yeah. I'm just, like, stressed about the wedding and stuff. 1586 01:13:03,153 --> 01:13:05,986 Like... I'm sorry. 1587 01:13:06,088 --> 01:13:08,085 (SOBBING) 1588 01:13:10,558 --> 01:13:12,292 CHARLIE: So, it's all good? 1589 01:13:12,394 --> 01:13:13,362 Yeah. It's all set up. 1590 01:13:13,464 --> 01:13:14,927 I just need to replace some cables. 1591 01:13:16,263 --> 01:13:17,435 Um... 1592 01:13:18,768 --> 01:13:21,269 What was that track you were playing in there? 1593 01:13:21,371 --> 01:13:22,867 Oh, it's one of mine actually. 1594 01:13:22,970 --> 01:13:25,571 CHARLIE: Really? PAULINE: Yeah, from forever ago. 1595 01:13:25,673 --> 01:13:26,671 No way. That's... That's so cool. 1596 01:13:26,773 --> 01:13:29,078 Do you... Do you still make music? 1597 01:13:29,180 --> 01:13:31,046 PAULINE: No, not really. 1598 01:13:31,148 --> 01:13:32,811 Oh, why... Why not? 1599 01:13:32,913 --> 01:13:37,215 Um, just life had different plans, I guess. 1600 01:13:37,317 --> 01:13:38,654 (SOBS) 1601 01:13:44,362 --> 01:13:45,495 -Are you okay? -Yeah. I'm sorry. 1602 01:13:45,597 --> 01:13:47,763 -What's going on? -It's just... She's just, um... 1603 01:13:48,333 --> 01:13:49,427 You're really... You're talented. 1604 01:13:49,529 --> 01:13:50,897 She's talented. 1605 01:13:52,197 --> 01:13:53,664 Anyway. Yeah, there was just, um, something 1606 01:13:53,767 --> 01:13:55,167 we wanted to talk to you about. 1607 01:13:55,269 --> 01:13:57,033 Okay. 1608 01:13:57,136 --> 01:14:01,372 Uh, so, we saw you the other day on the street. 1609 01:14:01,474 --> 01:14:03,112 (SOBBING LOUDLY) 1610 01:14:03,214 --> 01:14:04,779 Hey, it's gonna be fine. 1611 01:14:06,251 --> 01:14:08,748 CHARLIE: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1612 01:14:08,850 --> 01:14:11,687 -Take a deep breath. -(CONTINUES SOBBING) 1613 01:14:13,284 --> 01:14:15,091 CHARLIE: I'm sorry. MISHA: It's okay. It's okay. 1614 01:14:15,193 --> 01:14:16,593 It's okay. It's okay. 1615 01:14:21,867 --> 01:14:22,660 Whoa... 1616 01:14:22,762 --> 01:14:24,833 Heroin. You were smoking heroin. 1617 01:14:24,935 --> 01:14:25,965 No. 1618 01:14:27,170 --> 01:14:28,132 I don't do that. 1619 01:14:29,609 --> 01:14:31,936 Uh, you can be honest, we're not gonna tell anyone. 1620 01:14:32,038 --> 01:14:33,841 PAULINE: Yeah, but I didn't fucking do it. 1621 01:14:34,709 --> 01:14:36,910 (KISSING AND BREATHING HEAVILY) 1622 01:14:49,557 --> 01:14:51,859 Jesus fucking Christ. 1623 01:15:00,906 --> 01:15:01,902 Um... 1624 01:15:04,474 --> 01:15:05,406 I don't know why I did that. 1625 01:15:05,508 --> 01:15:06,709 -I'm sorry. -It's okay. 1626 01:15:12,951 --> 01:15:13,947 Um... 1627 01:15:15,587 --> 01:15:17,013 Can you just not tell anyone about this? 1628 01:15:17,115 --> 01:15:18,321 EMMA: Admit it, and we can move on. 1629 01:15:18,423 --> 01:15:19,654 -You're not in trouble. -I think 1630 01:15:19,756 --> 01:15:21,052 -we've made our point here. -EMMA: No. No. 1631 01:15:21,154 --> 01:15:24,388 We saw you. You were on Arlington, by the park. 1632 01:15:24,490 --> 01:15:25,662 Right? 1633 01:15:26,892 --> 01:15:28,528 -Oh, maybe... -EMMA: What? 1634 01:15:28,630 --> 01:15:29,927 I mean, it was, like, dark. 1635 01:15:30,029 --> 01:15:31,160 EMMA: Why are you questioning it now? 1636 01:15:31,262 --> 01:15:32,669 -It's like... -PAULINE: Can I be honest? 1637 01:15:32,771 --> 01:15:34,534 Yes, please. That's literally all we want from you. 1638 01:15:34,636 --> 01:15:36,134 You're being a fucking cunt. 1639 01:15:37,343 --> 01:15:38,339 EMMA: Excuse me? PAULINE: Yeah. 1640 01:15:38,441 --> 01:15:39,905 Wow. Okay, you're fired. 1641 01:15:40,007 --> 01:15:41,709 Please take your things and fucking leave. 1642 01:15:41,811 --> 01:15:43,641 -Are you serious? -Yes, I'm very serious. 1643 01:15:43,743 --> 01:15:44,982 -Please. -I'm all set up. 1644 01:15:45,084 --> 01:15:45,977 Take your shit. 1645 01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:47,515 PAULINE: That was a fucking waste of my time. 1646 01:15:47,617 --> 01:15:49,813 -EMMA: Thank you. -You're a bitch. 1647 01:15:49,915 --> 01:15:51,655 And you're a fucking pussy. 1648 01:15:51,757 --> 01:15:54,119 Can't believe you just ripped my shirt off. (CHUCKLES) 1649 01:16:08,504 --> 01:16:10,707 (UNNERVING MUSIC PLAYING) 1650 01:16:29,889 --> 01:16:32,091 (PEOPLE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING) 1651 01:16:40,198 --> 01:16:42,398 All right, let's bring in Mom and Dad. 1652 01:16:44,206 --> 01:16:46,040 Yes. 1653 01:16:46,142 --> 01:16:48,679 -Everyone, scooch in. Get close. -(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 1654 01:16:54,785 --> 01:16:58,183 Just breathe, smile. It's a beautiful day. 1655 01:16:59,083 --> 01:17:01,224 Charlie, stay with me here. 1656 01:17:01,326 --> 01:17:03,724 Yes, beautiful. Happiness. 1657 01:17:03,826 --> 01:17:06,956 Just relax. And real, natural smiles. 1658 01:17:07,058 --> 01:17:08,532 Back to me, Charlie and Emma, 1659 01:17:08,634 --> 01:17:11,529 with those big, beautiful smiles. Nice. 1660 01:17:11,631 --> 01:17:12,802 (GLASS CLINKING) 1661 01:17:14,271 --> 01:17:15,497 Hello. Hi. 1662 01:17:15,599 --> 01:17:19,806 Um, just wanted to welcome everyone, and thank you all 1663 01:17:19,908 --> 01:17:22,609 for being here on this special day. 1664 01:17:22,712 --> 01:17:24,745 And I think we should start off 1665 01:17:24,847 --> 01:17:27,883 with a toast to the bride and groom. 1666 01:17:29,287 --> 01:17:30,247 To Emma and Charlie. 1667 01:17:30,349 --> 01:17:33,616 -ALL: To Emma and Charlie. -(INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1668 01:17:33,718 --> 01:17:34,716 Jesus. 1669 01:17:34,819 --> 01:17:37,024 (APPLAUSE) 1670 01:17:41,297 --> 01:17:42,260 Um... 1671 01:17:44,602 --> 01:17:46,264 -CHARLIE: Be right back. -Okay. 1672 01:17:50,373 --> 01:17:51,334 MIKE: Hey. 1673 01:17:51,436 --> 01:17:53,672 -Hey. You the groom? -No, I'm Mike. He's the... 1674 01:17:53,774 --> 01:17:56,343 Hey. Charlie. Hey. (SIGHS) 1675 01:17:56,445 --> 01:17:57,946 Fuck her, man. 1676 01:17:59,747 --> 01:18:01,818 -The other DJ. -Oh... 1677 01:18:01,920 --> 01:18:03,684 IVAN: It's unbelievable. What's the most important part 1678 01:18:03,786 --> 01:18:05,452 of being a DJ? What do you think? 1679 01:18:05,554 --> 01:18:06,553 (CHARLIE SIGHS) 1680 01:18:06,655 --> 01:18:07,857 'Cause it's not the music. 1681 01:18:08,791 --> 01:18:10,087 -Showing up. -(CHARLIE CHUCKLES) 1682 01:18:10,189 --> 01:18:12,255 Can't DJ if you don't show up, right? 1683 01:18:12,358 --> 01:18:13,892 Did she have COVID? Did she mention anything? 1684 01:18:13,994 --> 01:18:15,598 I... She didn't actually mention. 1685 01:18:15,700 --> 01:18:16,995 IVAN: 'Cause, you know, that's legit. 1686 01:18:17,097 --> 01:18:18,894 Death in the family, that's also legit. 1687 01:18:18,996 --> 01:18:19,963 Hey. Congrats, man. 1688 01:18:20,065 --> 01:18:22,905 I'm Blake, Misha's boyfriend. 1689 01:18:23,836 --> 01:18:25,069 Yes. Yes, of course. 1690 01:18:25,171 --> 01:18:27,269 -Yes. Thanks for coming. -BLAKE: Yeah, 1691 01:18:27,371 --> 01:18:29,508 well, I tried to say hi earlier, but... 1692 01:18:29,610 --> 01:18:30,775 Just a busy day. 1693 01:18:30,877 --> 01:18:32,515 Yeah? Well, enjoy, man. 1694 01:18:32,617 --> 01:18:33,646 -Cool. Yeah, thank you. -Yeah. 1695 01:18:33,748 --> 01:18:34,816 You know, I don't know 1696 01:18:34,919 --> 01:18:36,386 if she already told you, but I've actually worked 1697 01:18:36,488 --> 01:18:38,588 with one of your servers before. 1698 01:18:38,690 --> 01:18:40,791 -Oh, really? -Isn't that so funny? 1699 01:18:41,925 --> 01:18:43,524 I actually think that's a really good omen. 1700 01:18:43,626 --> 01:18:45,255 So, where do I set up? 1701 01:18:45,357 --> 01:18:46,922 -Mike, can you do the thing? -MIKE: Yeah. 1702 01:18:47,024 --> 01:18:48,766 CHARLIE: Yeah, cool. 1703 01:18:49,862 --> 01:18:51,296 You a gearhead? 1704 01:18:52,504 --> 01:18:54,004 -DJ gear? -IVAN: Yeah. I ask 1705 01:18:54,106 --> 01:18:57,266 because I brought with me today an EV Esense 8 with a Senny kit, 1706 01:18:57,368 --> 01:19:00,577 and I have a Bluetti down below for power. 1707 01:19:00,679 --> 01:19:01,810 It's funny. If you know about gear, 1708 01:19:01,912 --> 01:19:04,078 -it's a rather unusual setup. -Yeah. Okay. 1709 01:19:04,877 --> 01:19:07,048 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1710 01:19:09,915 --> 01:19:12,119 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1711 01:19:14,687 --> 01:19:15,859 Yeah. 1712 01:19:28,539 --> 01:19:31,468 (SPOON TAPPING GLASS) 1713 01:19:31,570 --> 01:19:34,972 Everybody, uh, it is now time to hear a few words 1714 01:19:35,074 --> 01:19:36,576 from the father of the bride. 1715 01:19:36,678 --> 01:19:38,541 Oh, boy. Thank you. 1716 01:19:43,848 --> 01:19:45,317 Uh... 1717 01:19:45,419 --> 01:19:50,187 Emma, my girl. You look absolutely stunning today. 1718 01:19:50,289 --> 01:19:53,223 Time has flown by way too fast, hasn't it? 1719 01:19:53,325 --> 01:19:55,157 Feels like you moved out three days ago, 1720 01:19:55,260 --> 01:19:56,832 and here you are getting married. 1721 01:19:56,934 --> 01:19:58,468 -(LAUGHTER) -ROGER: You have always been 1722 01:19:58,571 --> 01:20:01,297 a creative and passionate girl. 1723 01:20:01,399 --> 01:20:03,401 And I don't know if you remember this, 1724 01:20:03,503 --> 01:20:06,739 but when you were young, you had all these characters 1725 01:20:06,841 --> 01:20:09,041 you would come up with. 1726 01:20:09,143 --> 01:20:10,709 And you used to have these little shows 1727 01:20:10,811 --> 01:20:11,945 for your mom and me, 1728 01:20:12,047 --> 01:20:15,083 using the living room as a stage. 1729 01:20:16,151 --> 01:20:21,358 I think my favorite was the blind farmer. 1730 01:20:21,460 --> 01:20:23,254 She would stumble around, 1731 01:20:23,356 --> 01:20:26,455 bumping into all this furniture, yelling, 1732 01:20:26,558 --> 01:20:30,731 -"Has anyone seen a brown cow?" -(LAUGHTER) 1733 01:20:30,833 --> 01:20:31,932 ROGER: But in middle school, 1734 01:20:32,034 --> 01:20:34,196 you had a brief affair with theater, 1735 01:20:34,299 --> 01:20:36,532 and you were really into drama. 1736 01:20:36,634 --> 01:20:40,504 But no more blind farmers. It had to be serious. 1737 01:20:41,172 --> 01:20:42,880 Preferably life or death. 1738 01:20:43,882 --> 01:20:46,377 But as a teenager, you became an activist. 1739 01:20:46,479 --> 01:20:50,514 And you developed a strong passion for gun control, 1740 01:20:51,782 --> 01:20:53,649 which you got so serious about, I had to pick you up 1741 01:20:53,751 --> 01:20:57,256 from the police one time for egging Walmart employees 1742 01:20:57,358 --> 01:21:00,161 -for selling weapons. -(RACHEL LAUGHS LOUDLY) 1743 01:21:00,728 --> 01:21:02,097 ROGER: Uh... 1744 01:21:02,696 --> 01:21:03,525 Hm... 1745 01:21:03,627 --> 01:21:07,465 It was obvious it came from your big heart, 1746 01:21:07,567 --> 01:21:09,803 but I have to admit, I think part of it was about you 1747 01:21:09,905 --> 01:21:11,269 rebelling against your dad, too. 1748 01:21:11,372 --> 01:21:13,675 You know, the dad who works in the military 1749 01:21:13,777 --> 01:21:15,209 and happens to own a rifle. 1750 01:21:16,377 --> 01:21:18,844 The same rifle which mysteriously disappeared 1751 01:21:18,946 --> 01:21:20,276 right around that time. 1752 01:21:20,378 --> 01:21:21,848 -You remember that? -(ALL LAUGH) 1753 01:21:21,951 --> 01:21:24,081 Wasn't that a wild coincidence? 1754 01:21:24,183 --> 01:21:25,954 -(LOUD BANG) -(ALL GASP) 1755 01:21:26,057 --> 01:21:28,189 -IVAN: Sorry. Sorry. -(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) 1756 01:21:29,361 --> 01:21:30,189 Sorry, everyone. 1757 01:21:30,291 --> 01:21:32,822 Uh, these are not the cables I asked for. 1758 01:21:32,924 --> 01:21:34,523 Yeah... 1759 01:21:34,625 --> 01:21:36,629 ROGER: That was not planned, by the way. 1760 01:21:36,731 --> 01:21:38,265 (CROWD LAUGHS) 1761 01:21:38,997 --> 01:21:40,432 All right. Um... 1762 01:21:42,700 --> 01:21:46,705 You know, I kinda lost my train of thought, so... 1763 01:21:46,807 --> 01:21:48,044 (GUESTS LAUGH) 1764 01:21:48,146 --> 01:21:52,246 Emma, Charlie, may your love grow deeper every day. 1765 01:21:53,112 --> 01:21:54,813 -Cheers. -GUESTS: Cheers. 1766 01:21:54,915 --> 01:21:57,053 (GUESTS APPLAUDING) 1767 01:22:02,660 --> 01:22:03,593 So you always just, like, 1768 01:22:03,695 --> 01:22:05,690 kept weapons around the house? 1769 01:22:05,792 --> 01:22:06,997 What? 1770 01:22:08,026 --> 01:22:09,257 No, I was... 1771 01:22:09,359 --> 01:22:10,897 No, it was a great speech. 1772 01:22:10,999 --> 01:22:12,398 -It was beautiful. -Okay. 1773 01:22:14,406 --> 01:22:15,368 Right here. 1774 01:22:17,541 --> 01:22:18,602 Really good. 1775 01:22:18,704 --> 01:22:24,080 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(PLAYFUL INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING) 1776 01:22:33,254 --> 01:22:34,319 MIKE: Maybe get some water and... 1777 01:22:34,421 --> 01:22:35,758 RACHEL: No, my turn. I wanna do my speech. 1778 01:22:35,860 --> 01:22:36,821 MIKE: No, I know. I'm just saying. 1779 01:22:36,923 --> 01:22:37,893 I wanna do it. 1780 01:22:37,995 --> 01:22:39,127 MIKE: Lower your voice, all right? 1781 01:22:39,229 --> 01:22:40,859 We're at a wedding, okay? Just get it together. 1782 01:22:40,961 --> 01:22:42,725 Goddamn it. Fuck. 1783 01:22:44,603 --> 01:22:45,762 Hi, everybody, again. 1784 01:22:46,398 --> 01:22:50,533 Uh, yeah. So, now it is time for... 1785 01:22:50,635 --> 01:22:54,038 to hear some words from the maid of honor, 1786 01:22:54,140 --> 01:22:56,343 -Rachel. -(APPLAUSE) 1787 01:22:58,712 --> 01:23:03,614 RACHEL: Hello. It's so nice to see everyone here today. 1788 01:23:05,056 --> 01:23:09,156 So, I met Charlie through my husband, Mike, 1789 01:23:09,259 --> 01:23:12,654 and a few years later, we all got to know Emma. 1790 01:23:12,757 --> 01:23:16,533 So when Emma asked me to be her maid of honor, 1791 01:23:16,635 --> 01:23:19,399 I was a bit surprised. 1792 01:23:19,501 --> 01:23:22,366 I remember thinking, "Don't you have real friends?" 1793 01:23:22,468 --> 01:23:25,506 -(LAUGHTER) -RACHEL: Kidding! (LAUGHS) 1794 01:23:25,608 --> 01:23:27,107 Kidding. 1795 01:23:27,209 --> 01:23:31,213 But seriously, getting to know Emma, 1796 01:23:31,315 --> 01:23:36,579 I have come to see how layered and complex she is. 1797 01:23:36,682 --> 01:23:39,686 Full of surprises, like you wouldn't believe. 1798 01:23:39,788 --> 01:23:41,224 Charlie, too! 1799 01:23:41,659 --> 01:23:43,420 Which is why I think 1800 01:23:43,522 --> 01:23:47,064 they will find happiness in this marriage. 1801 01:23:48,533 --> 01:23:50,232 Because, Emma, 1802 01:23:50,334 --> 01:23:54,830 you have found a very open-minded partner in Charlie. 1803 01:23:56,105 --> 01:23:58,603 A real cheerleader, am I right? 1804 01:23:59,303 --> 01:24:01,937 (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) 1805 01:24:02,507 --> 01:24:04,946 Oh! Mike's giving me that look. 1806 01:24:05,048 --> 01:24:07,279 We're on a tight schedule, I see. 1807 01:24:07,381 --> 01:24:09,117 -(MIKE CHUCKLES) -RACHEL: But, yeah. 1808 01:24:09,220 --> 01:24:12,215 Um, I think you guys are great for each other. 1809 01:24:12,317 --> 01:24:14,586 I wish you all the best. 1810 01:24:15,827 --> 01:24:18,990 To the happy, carefree couple. 1811 01:24:19,092 --> 01:24:21,164 (GUESTS APPLAUDING) 1812 01:24:28,235 --> 01:24:30,472 (GUESTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 1813 01:24:30,575 --> 01:24:31,735 (MOUTHING) 1814 01:24:35,210 --> 01:24:38,040 (TENSE, UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING) 1815 01:24:38,142 --> 01:24:39,314 (EXHALES) 1816 01:24:51,755 --> 01:24:53,058 MISHA: (MUFFLED) ...hypothetical questions 1817 01:24:53,160 --> 01:24:54,161 about a school shooter. 1818 01:24:54,263 --> 01:24:56,765 He was, like, asking for a friend, 1819 01:24:56,867 --> 01:24:57,893 you know what I mean? 1820 01:24:57,995 --> 01:25:00,703 Like, she maybe thought about doing a school shooting. 1821 01:25:00,805 --> 01:25:01,798 EMMA: (WHISPERING) Oh, no. 1822 01:25:02,399 --> 01:25:04,603 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1823 01:25:07,678 --> 01:25:08,611 (MISHA CHUCKLES) 1824 01:25:08,713 --> 01:25:09,872 I know, like... 1825 01:25:12,014 --> 01:25:14,109 -Hi! -Oh. Hi, Emma. 1826 01:25:14,211 --> 01:25:16,818 -EMMA: Sorry, did I scare you? -The bride. You look beautiful. 1827 01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:18,155 -(LAUGHS) -Thank you. 1828 01:25:19,153 --> 01:25:20,286 -Um... -MISHA: Um... 1829 01:25:20,388 --> 01:25:21,889 Were you just talking to someone? 1830 01:25:21,991 --> 01:25:23,220 -Just now? -EMMA: Yeah. 1831 01:25:23,322 --> 01:25:25,855 -Um, yeah. Yeah. -Who? 1832 01:25:26,091 --> 01:25:27,289 Um... 1833 01:25:27,391 --> 01:25:29,532 -Susan. -Susan? 1834 01:25:29,634 --> 01:25:30,961 -Hm... -Oh. 1835 01:25:31,063 --> 01:25:32,032 Hm... 1836 01:25:32,134 --> 01:25:33,331 What were you talking about? 1837 01:25:33,433 --> 01:25:34,869 -Uh, nothing. -EMMA: Nothing? 1838 01:25:34,971 --> 01:25:36,336 -Nothing. Hm... -Oh... 1839 01:25:36,438 --> 01:25:38,307 Just thought I, like, overheard something. 1840 01:25:39,341 --> 01:25:41,670 (CHUCKLES) Well, do you mind if I just... 1841 01:25:41,772 --> 01:25:43,407 -Oh, sorry. Yeah. -MISHA: Can I just... 1842 01:25:43,509 --> 01:25:44,475 -(CHUCKLES) -MISHA: Thank you. 1843 01:25:44,577 --> 01:25:49,780 (MUSIC INTENSIFIES, GROWS OMINOUS) 1844 01:25:58,760 --> 01:25:59,695 Ah! 1845 01:25:59,797 --> 01:26:01,792 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1846 01:26:10,438 --> 01:26:11,840 Can I talk with you for a second? 1847 01:26:11,942 --> 01:26:13,804 Sorry. Sorry. (CHUCKLES) 1848 01:26:20,846 --> 01:26:23,715 (SIGHS) Fuck. Can you close the door, please? 1849 01:26:26,284 --> 01:26:27,252 What's going on? 1850 01:26:27,354 --> 01:26:29,226 Rachel was fucking talking. 1851 01:26:31,390 --> 01:26:32,591 What makes you think that? 1852 01:26:32,693 --> 01:26:34,830 Because I overheard Misha and she said something. 1853 01:26:34,932 --> 01:26:36,428 What... What did she say? 1854 01:26:36,530 --> 01:26:38,134 I don't know, but she definitely said, 1855 01:26:38,236 --> 01:26:40,399 "School shooting," and, "Don't tell anyone." 1856 01:26:40,501 --> 01:26:42,633 And what, you think Rachel told her? 1857 01:26:42,736 --> 01:26:44,434 I don't know, Charlie. I don't fucking know. 1858 01:26:44,536 --> 01:26:46,207 If she knows, if Misha knows, 1859 01:26:46,309 --> 01:26:47,875 then who the hell else fucking knows? 1860 01:26:47,977 --> 01:26:49,845 What, my parents? 1861 01:26:49,947 --> 01:26:51,440 Oh, my God, your parents. 1862 01:26:51,542 --> 01:26:52,476 Oh, my God, this cannot... 1863 01:26:52,578 --> 01:26:54,044 this cannot be fucking happening. 1864 01:26:54,146 --> 01:26:55,250 What? 1865 01:26:55,353 --> 01:26:56,786 It doesn't fucking matter. It doesn't matter. 1866 01:26:56,888 --> 01:26:58,020 It's gonna be okay. Okay? 1867 01:26:58,122 --> 01:26:59,990 -It's gonna be fine. -Okay. Okay. 1868 01:27:00,092 --> 01:27:01,785 You promise you didn't say anything? 1869 01:27:01,887 --> 01:27:04,557 Yeah. Like, she was probably talking about the... 1870 01:27:04,659 --> 01:27:06,623 Like, there was another one, like, a week ago. 1871 01:27:06,725 --> 01:27:08,029 She was probably talking about that. 1872 01:27:08,131 --> 01:27:10,726 Okay. Well, will you go get her? 1873 01:27:10,828 --> 01:27:12,997 -Get who? -Misha, so I can talk to her. 1874 01:27:13,099 --> 01:27:14,068 Uh... 1875 01:27:14,170 --> 01:27:15,466 I don't know. I just don't think 1876 01:27:15,568 --> 01:27:16,801 we should make a big deal about it. 1877 01:27:16,903 --> 01:27:20,772 No. No. I need to figure out who told her. Please. 1878 01:27:21,739 --> 01:27:23,880 -Okay, I'll go get her. -Ah... 1879 01:27:23,982 --> 01:27:27,383 Emma. Emma. Fuck me. Jesus. 1880 01:27:30,215 --> 01:27:31,420 (SIGHS) 1881 01:27:47,903 --> 01:27:49,905 (PANTING) 1882 01:27:50,007 --> 01:27:51,639 Can I just say, um... 1883 01:27:51,974 --> 01:27:53,102 he kissed me, 1884 01:27:53,204 --> 01:27:56,945 and we stopped immediately, and it truly meant nothing. 1885 01:27:57,047 --> 01:27:58,348 Wait, what? What are... 1886 01:27:58,450 --> 01:27:59,841 What is she talking... What are you talking about? 1887 01:27:59,943 --> 01:28:02,313 I don't know, like, he wasn't himself. 1888 01:28:02,415 --> 01:28:04,120 He was sort of disturbed, 1889 01:28:04,222 --> 01:28:05,887 and he was crying, and I was just... 1890 01:28:05,989 --> 01:28:07,351 Why was he crying? 1891 01:28:07,453 --> 01:28:09,991 I don't know. He asked me 1892 01:28:10,093 --> 01:28:12,459 what I would do if I... 1893 01:28:12,561 --> 01:28:14,691 I just hit a wall. I was very emotional. 1894 01:28:14,793 --> 01:28:16,796 Shut the fuck up. What were you saying? 1895 01:28:16,898 --> 01:28:21,568 He asked me what I would do if Blake did a school shooting. 1896 01:28:21,670 --> 01:28:23,973 CHARLIE: I said, "planned." MISHA: Okay, yeah. 1897 01:28:24,075 --> 01:28:25,200 -He said, "planned." -Yeah. 1898 01:28:25,302 --> 01:28:27,936 MISHA: And then he got really upset, and he started crying, 1899 01:28:28,039 --> 01:28:30,444 and I was just trying to make him feel better, 1900 01:28:30,546 --> 01:28:33,481 and he very clearly misread the signals. 1901 01:28:33,583 --> 01:28:36,645 I... It didn't mean any... It was just an accident. 1902 01:28:36,748 --> 01:28:38,687 It was an accident. I didn't... 1903 01:28:38,789 --> 01:28:40,085 Fuck. 1904 01:28:40,187 --> 01:28:41,685 (SIGHS) Okay. 1905 01:28:41,787 --> 01:28:42,988 CHARLIE: I tell you, it was nothing. 1906 01:28:43,090 --> 01:28:44,086 (EXHALES) 1907 01:28:48,162 --> 01:28:49,394 I'm confused. 1908 01:28:49,496 --> 01:28:51,764 Is the shooting thing real? 1909 01:29:08,445 --> 01:29:09,683 (SIGHS) 1910 01:29:12,449 --> 01:29:13,654 I'm fine. 1911 01:29:14,552 --> 01:29:15,821 You all right, dear? 1912 01:29:17,157 --> 01:29:18,387 Yeah. 1913 01:29:18,489 --> 01:29:20,661 (GLASS CLINKING) 1914 01:29:22,933 --> 01:29:23,727 Dear guests, 1915 01:29:23,829 --> 01:29:25,969 it is now time to hear a few words 1916 01:29:26,071 --> 01:29:27,362 from the bride to the groom. 1917 01:29:27,465 --> 01:29:29,670 (APPLAUSE) 1918 01:29:30,972 --> 01:29:31,969 No? 1919 01:29:33,672 --> 01:29:36,442 Uh, sorry. Actually, the groom 1920 01:29:36,544 --> 01:29:38,245 is going to speak first. Pardon me. 1921 01:29:38,347 --> 01:29:40,549 (GUESTS APPLAUDING AND CHEERING) 1922 01:29:52,390 --> 01:29:53,562 Okay. 1923 01:29:54,260 --> 01:29:55,432 Um... 1924 01:29:56,395 --> 01:29:58,798 Emma, I, uh... 1925 01:29:59,896 --> 01:30:02,736 Um, I had a speech, but, um... 1926 01:30:05,002 --> 01:30:08,544 I've forgotten everything. Like... 1927 01:30:09,478 --> 01:30:12,109 What I was gonna say was, um... 1928 01:30:12,211 --> 01:30:16,480 when I first met Emma, it was kind of like out of a movie, 1929 01:30:16,582 --> 01:30:17,650 you know, like, uh... 1930 01:30:17,752 --> 01:30:21,491 The meet-cute at the coffee shop, and... 1931 01:30:22,123 --> 01:30:23,119 Um... 1932 01:30:24,227 --> 01:30:25,594 she was reading this book. 1933 01:30:27,461 --> 01:30:28,861 What was it called again? 1934 01:30:29,629 --> 01:30:32,299 It doesn't matter. But, um... 1935 01:30:32,401 --> 01:30:34,299 Yeah, I hadn't read the book, 1936 01:30:34,401 --> 01:30:36,097 but I pretended to 1937 01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:40,441 -so I could talk to her, and... -(LAUGHTER) 1938 01:30:40,543 --> 01:30:41,836 She couldn't hear anything 'cause of... 1939 01:30:41,938 --> 01:30:45,614 'cause of the ear, and, um... 1940 01:30:46,778 --> 01:30:48,179 I thought it was really sexy. 1941 01:30:48,282 --> 01:30:49,077 (CHUCKLES) 1942 01:30:49,179 --> 01:30:53,182 And, um, sweet in this weird kind of way. 1943 01:30:53,284 --> 01:30:56,659 And then she had this laugh, which is really specific, 1944 01:30:56,761 --> 01:31:00,461 and I wanted to say something about how it's, um, repulsive, 1945 01:31:00,563 --> 01:31:03,592 but in a funny way, like, it's very... 1946 01:31:03,694 --> 01:31:04,794 It's very cute, 1947 01:31:04,896 --> 01:31:07,130 and it's the best laugh, and, um... 1948 01:31:08,235 --> 01:31:09,264 Uh... 1949 01:31:09,366 --> 01:31:12,704 I fell in love with her just on the spot right then, 1950 01:31:12,806 --> 01:31:16,243 and it's been growing ever since. 1951 01:31:16,345 --> 01:31:19,509 And you're my best friend, 1952 01:31:19,611 --> 01:31:22,018 and we have, like, 1953 01:31:22,120 --> 01:31:23,847 amazing, amazing sex. 1954 01:31:23,949 --> 01:31:25,816 -And, like, I mean... -(GUESTS GASP) 1955 01:31:25,918 --> 01:31:27,456 -(GUESTS MURMURING) -WOMAN: Whoa. 1956 01:31:27,558 --> 01:31:29,219 Excuse me. Sorry, I'm fucking this all up. 1957 01:31:29,321 --> 01:31:32,055 I didn't... Just forget it. Forget about the fucking speech. 1958 01:31:32,157 --> 01:31:35,857 (STUTTERING) I don't wanna embarrass you, Emma. 1959 01:31:35,960 --> 01:31:38,601 I can't... I don't deserve you. 1960 01:31:39,603 --> 01:31:41,935 And I can't believe the level of stupidity 1961 01:31:42,037 --> 01:31:45,500 -that I've subjected you to. -(GUESTS CONTINUE MURMURING) 1962 01:31:45,602 --> 01:31:46,673 Oh... 1963 01:31:46,775 --> 01:31:48,377 Can you just please, like... (VOICE BREAKING) 1964 01:31:48,479 --> 01:31:50,706 Can you just stop gossiping, all right? 1965 01:31:50,808 --> 01:31:52,307 It's just our wedding. 1966 01:31:53,944 --> 01:31:56,718 She didn't do anything, okay? 1967 01:31:57,683 --> 01:31:59,083 She didn't do anything. 1968 01:32:01,960 --> 01:32:03,821 (HESITATES) 1969 01:32:03,923 --> 01:32:06,022 Emma, you're the love of my life. 1970 01:32:06,124 --> 01:32:07,960 I can't understand why I would have done 1971 01:32:08,062 --> 01:32:10,397 anything to hurt you, especially not with fucking Misha. 1972 01:32:10,499 --> 01:32:11,796 Jesus fucking Christ, like... 1973 01:32:11,898 --> 01:32:13,570 -What the fuck does that mean? -Nothing. 1974 01:32:14,572 --> 01:32:16,065 -Did you fuck him? -No, I didn't fuck him. 1975 01:32:16,168 --> 01:32:18,168 -I don't even care. -No, he tried to fuck me. 1976 01:32:18,270 --> 01:32:21,006 I wouldn't even care. Even if you had killed someone, 1977 01:32:21,108 --> 01:32:23,938 I wouldn't even care. It wouldn't change anything 1978 01:32:24,041 --> 01:32:25,642 about the way I feel about you. 1979 01:32:25,744 --> 01:32:26,946 MISHA: Yeah, I said stop. 1980 01:32:27,048 --> 01:32:28,384 I love you more than anything in the world, and... 1981 01:32:28,486 --> 01:32:29,551 MISHA: Like, please, fucking stop. 1982 01:32:29,653 --> 01:32:30,815 BLAKE: I never fucking knew about this... 1983 01:32:30,917 --> 01:32:32,451 -MISHA: I know, I just... -Jesus Christ, 1984 01:32:32,553 --> 01:32:34,217 can you shut the fuck up? 1985 01:32:34,319 --> 01:32:37,723 -(CHAIR THUDS LOUDLY) -Blake! Calm down, calm down. 1986 01:32:37,825 --> 01:32:40,190 MIKE: Whoa. Hey. Hey, hey. MISHA: Hey. 1987 01:32:48,005 --> 01:32:49,001 Emma? 1988 01:32:58,610 --> 01:33:01,117 (RAIN PATTERING) 1989 01:33:01,219 --> 01:33:03,180 (DISTANT SIREN WAILS) 1990 01:33:10,924 --> 01:33:13,696 -(SHOE SQUEAKING) -(GRUNTING SOFTLY) 1991 01:33:16,860 --> 01:33:18,965 (CELLPHONE VIBRATES) 1992 01:33:23,767 --> 01:33:24,938 Hello? (SIGHS) 1993 01:33:25,939 --> 01:33:28,139 No, she's not. She's not here either. 1994 01:33:30,074 --> 01:33:31,576 I think she's with her parents. 1995 01:33:31,678 --> 01:33:33,375 Her dad texted me, but... 1996 01:33:34,751 --> 01:33:36,411 No, no one's answering their phones, so... 1997 01:33:41,091 --> 01:33:42,219 (SCOFFS) 1998 01:33:46,998 --> 01:33:48,093 (EXHALES) 1999 01:33:49,297 --> 01:33:50,363 (SIGHS) 2000 01:33:50,465 --> 01:33:51,668 (WATER RUNNING) 2001 01:33:53,999 --> 01:33:55,265 -Ugh! Fuck. -(VOICEMAIL BEEPS) 2002 01:33:55,367 --> 01:33:57,872 Hey, Emma, I know you don't want to talk to me, 2003 01:33:57,974 --> 01:34:01,744 but, um, can you just let me know if you're okay? 2004 01:34:03,810 --> 01:34:05,715 I mean... Yeah, just text me. 2005 01:34:09,351 --> 01:34:10,720 I love you. 2006 01:34:19,026 --> 01:34:20,455 BLAKE: Did you sexually harass Misha? 2007 01:34:22,399 --> 01:34:24,830 -What? -Yes or no. 2008 01:34:24,932 --> 01:34:27,764 (HESITATING) Um, I didn't harass her. 2009 01:34:27,866 --> 01:34:29,171 -(GRUNTS) -(ALL EXCLAIM) 2010 01:34:29,273 --> 01:34:30,773 (SOFTLY) Jesus! 2011 01:34:34,344 --> 01:34:35,503 Goddamn it, Blake! 2012 01:34:35,605 --> 01:34:37,441 -Can you use your fucking words? -(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 2013 01:34:37,543 --> 01:34:38,647 Jesus! 2014 01:34:38,750 --> 01:34:40,442 MAN: Have another drink! WOMAN: I fucking will! 2015 01:34:44,785 --> 01:34:46,987 -(PANTING) -(RAIN FALLING) 2016 01:34:54,725 --> 01:34:56,194 (SOBS) 2017 01:34:58,436 --> 01:35:00,029 -Stop screaming! -Fuck you! 2018 01:35:00,131 --> 01:35:02,396 -(GUESTS CLAMORING) -MIKE: Easy! 2019 01:35:02,499 --> 01:35:04,436 -I'll fucking kill you! -Shut up! Shut up... 2020 01:35:04,538 --> 01:35:05,841 Where is she? 2021 01:35:06,341 --> 01:35:07,103 Fuck you! 2022 01:35:07,205 --> 01:35:09,009 -Where's Emma? -Uh, she's... She's... 2023 01:35:29,262 --> 01:35:31,427 (INSIDE OUT BY JESSE RAE PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) 2024 01:35:45,750 --> 01:35:47,750 ♪ When you're sitting on your own ♪ 2025 01:35:47,852 --> 01:35:51,920 ♪ And you feel the city life surround you ♪ 2026 01:35:53,823 --> 01:35:55,517 ♪ And he's always on the phone ♪ 2027 01:35:55,619 --> 01:35:59,360 ♪ And you just don't think that you can fight it ♪ 2028 01:35:59,462 --> 01:36:00,254 ♪ Don't give up ♪ 2029 01:36:00,356 --> 01:36:02,696 ♪ Don't give up, don't give up ♪ 2030 01:36:02,798 --> 01:36:04,392 ♪ Don't give up, don't give up ♪ 2031 01:36:04,494 --> 01:36:08,134 ♪ Don't give up, darling What we dream ♪ 2032 01:36:10,039 --> 01:36:11,972 ♪ 'Cause like the words here in this song ♪ 2033 01:36:12,074 --> 01:36:15,638 ♪ We'll go on and on and on with our love ♪ 2034 01:36:15,741 --> 01:36:17,710 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2035 01:36:17,812 --> 01:36:19,580 -(WHOOPS) -♪ I wanna be ♪ 2036 01:36:19,682 --> 01:36:24,217 ♪ Inside out, oh, darling ♪ 2037 01:36:24,319 --> 01:36:27,850 ♪ I've got to be so deep that you'll be needing me ♪ 2038 01:36:27,952 --> 01:36:29,020 ♪ Inside out ♪ 2039 01:36:29,122 --> 01:36:33,093 ♪ Over and over and over again ♪ 2040 01:36:34,357 --> 01:36:36,194 ♪ As you're lying in his bed ♪ 2041 01:36:36,296 --> 01:36:40,529 ♪ And you're in his arms instead of my love ♪ 2042 01:36:42,301 --> 01:36:44,236 ♪ As you feel his tightening grip ♪ 2043 01:36:44,338 --> 01:36:48,176 ♪ Like a genie, I will slip from your heart ♪ 2044 01:36:48,279 --> 01:36:52,245 ♪ Don't give up, don't give up Don't give up, don't give up ♪ 2045 01:36:52,347 --> 01:36:54,647 -♪ Don't give up ♪ -♪ Don't give up, darling ♪ 2046 01:36:54,749 --> 01:36:56,545 ♪ What you dream ♪ 2047 01:36:58,483 --> 01:37:00,786 ♪ 'Cause like the notes here in this song ♪ 2048 01:37:00,889 --> 01:37:02,922 ♪ We'll go on and on and on ♪ 2049 01:37:03,024 --> 01:37:05,353 -♪ With our love ♪ -(RETCHES) 2050 01:37:05,455 --> 01:37:08,661 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(LAUGHTER) 2051 01:37:08,763 --> 01:37:09,997 WOMAN: No, not for me. 2052 01:37:10,099 --> 01:37:12,297 (CLASSIC POP SONG PLAYING FAINTLY OVER SPEAKERS) 2053 01:37:25,475 --> 01:37:28,747 WOMAN: You okay, hon? CHARLIE: Yeah. 2054 01:37:28,849 --> 01:37:30,315 What can I get for you? 2055 01:37:31,217 --> 01:37:33,890 Cheeseburger and a Diet Coke, please. 2056 01:37:39,358 --> 01:37:41,524 (INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 2057 01:38:10,153 --> 01:38:12,621 (ENGINE RUMBLING) 2058 01:38:15,664 --> 01:38:17,494 (MUFFLED BUZZING) 2059 01:38:20,669 --> 01:38:24,072 (MUFFLED BUZZING) 2060 01:38:28,245 --> 01:38:29,242 Hey. 2061 01:38:32,348 --> 01:38:35,545 (CLASSIC POP SONG CONTINUES PLAYING FAINTLY OVER SPEAKERS) 2062 01:38:56,637 --> 01:38:57,633 EMMA: Hi. 2063 01:38:59,804 --> 01:39:01,010 Hey. 2064 01:39:02,039 --> 01:39:03,243 EMMA: Can I sit? 2065 01:39:06,714 --> 01:39:08,149 Yeah, of course. 2066 01:39:23,995 --> 01:39:25,894 (SOBBING SOFTLY) 2067 01:39:25,997 --> 01:39:27,399 I'm sorry. 2068 01:39:31,972 --> 01:39:33,669 I'm really sorry, Emma. 2069 01:39:40,750 --> 01:39:42,315 Do you live around here? 2070 01:39:43,115 --> 01:39:44,284 What? (STOPS SOBBING) 2071 01:39:48,190 --> 01:39:49,419 (CHOKED UP) I come here sometimes, too, 2072 01:39:49,521 --> 01:39:52,028 and I feel like I've seen you here before. 2073 01:39:53,796 --> 01:39:56,725 (TENDER BALLAD PLAYING) 2074 01:39:58,669 --> 01:40:00,168 I'm Emma, by the way. 2075 01:40:03,002 --> 01:40:04,436 What's your name? 2076 01:40:07,445 --> 01:40:08,638 I'm Charlie. 2077 01:40:10,013 --> 01:40:11,641 I live, like, two blocks from here. 2078 01:40:12,850 --> 01:40:15,645 Um, what happened to your face? 2079 01:40:17,185 --> 01:40:19,616 I just got into this fight. Um... 2080 01:40:21,386 --> 01:40:23,825 There was a woman being robbed, 2081 01:40:23,927 --> 01:40:26,392 and I tried to save her just now. 2082 01:40:29,894 --> 01:40:34,897 Yeah, this guy stole her baby from her stroller, actually, 2083 01:40:35,000 --> 01:40:36,204 and, uh... 2084 01:40:37,408 --> 01:40:38,404 (SIGHS) 2085 01:40:39,536 --> 01:40:41,473 ...he said he was gonna eat it. 2086 01:40:42,340 --> 01:40:45,180 -Oh. -So I had to stop him. 2087 01:40:47,218 --> 01:40:49,349 She was walking her baby in the middle of the night? 2088 01:40:49,451 --> 01:40:51,980 Yeah, I kind of thought that was a bit strange, as well. 2089 01:40:52,083 --> 01:40:53,518 (CHUCKLES) 2090 01:40:59,995 --> 01:41:01,592 That was very brave of you. 2091 01:41:03,698 --> 01:41:04,694 Thanks. 2092 01:41:18,314 --> 01:41:20,743 (EXHALES SOFTLY) It's nice to meet you, Charlie. 2093 01:41:31,220 --> 01:41:32,491 (EXHALES) 2094 01:41:38,132 --> 01:41:39,828 Uh, it's nice to meet you, Emma. 2095 01:41:59,887 --> 01:42:01,850 (BALLAD ENDS) 2096 01:42:08,933 --> 01:42:10,892 (UPBEAT CLASSIC POP SONG PLAYING) 2097 01:42:14,299 --> 01:42:17,304 ♪ Do your thing! ♪ 2098 01:42:17,406 --> 01:42:22,706 ♪ Be fancy-free to call the tune you sing ♪ 2099 01:42:25,948 --> 01:42:28,810 ♪ Don't give up! ♪ 2100 01:42:28,912 --> 01:42:34,223 ♪ That's not the way to win a loving-cup ♪ 2101 01:42:37,728 --> 01:42:40,524 ♪ Do your best ♪ 2102 01:42:40,626 --> 01:42:45,828 ♪ And Opportunity will do the rest ♪ 2103 01:42:49,202 --> 01:42:52,206 ♪ Don't give in! ♪ 2104 01:42:52,308 --> 01:42:57,609 ♪ Capitulation is the greatest sin ♪ 2105 01:43:00,917 --> 01:43:03,880 ♪ Do what's right ♪ 2106 01:43:03,982 --> 01:43:09,291 ♪ What's right for you, to do with all your might ♪ 2107 01:43:12,455 --> 01:43:15,496 ♪ Don't regret! ♪ 2108 01:43:15,598 --> 01:43:20,731 ♪ What might have been, you might as well forget ♪ 2109 01:43:35,886 --> 01:43:38,617 ♪ Stand your ground ♪ 2110 01:43:38,719 --> 01:43:44,018 ♪ And while you're standing there, be duty-bound ♪ 2111 01:43:47,293 --> 01:43:50,364 ♪ Make your mark! ♪ 2112 01:43:50,466 --> 01:43:55,634 ♪ If need be, even make it in the dark ♪ 2113 01:43:59,041 --> 01:44:01,936 ♪ Mum's the word! ♪ 2114 01:44:02,038 --> 01:44:07,382 ♪ My sage advice, pretend you haven't heard ♪ 2115 01:44:32,875 --> 01:44:33,841 (SONG ENDS) 2116 01:44:33,943 --> 01:44:35,905 (MUFFLED BUZZING) 144357

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