Original subtitles

[theme music playing]

? Come dream with me tonight ?

? Dream with me tonight ?

? Let's go to far off places ?

? And search for treasures bright ?

? Come dream with me tonight ?

? Let's build a giant airship ?

? And sail into the sky ?

? Let's watch the ground so far below ?

? Let's watch the birds as they fly by ?

? Fly so high ?

? Come dream with me tonight ?

I've gotta get back to the airship.

I hope nothing's happened to Gimmick, Grubby, and Wooly.

Hey, look, it's Teddy.

Am I glad to see you.

Did you hear that? He's glad to see us.

Well, we're not glad to see him.

No way. This Illiop is making me sick.

Both: Yeah, us too!

What's the matter with you Fobs?

Nothing. Tell us, Teddy, does your face hurt?

No, why?

'Cause it's killing us.

[laughter]

That's a good one.

Uh-oh. That has to be the effect of the crystals.

when they're in M.A.V.O.'s evil hands.

And if it can make Fobs mean,

what'll happen to everyone else?

Gimmick: By adjusting the inclination,

I can reduce the drag coefficient.

Only my genius could conceive of such airship technology.

Uh, I think Gimmick is using them long words

just to confuse me.

No, he's not, Wooly.

It's just that you're kinda stupid.

Why does everybody make fun of me?

Probably because it's so easy. [laughs]

[laughter]

You rang, oh, Supreme Tongue Depressor?

[laughter]

What's wrong with you guys?

Nothing. As a matter of fact,

we've never felt worse.

Yeah, hey, can we throw someone in the dungeon for you?

Nah, I just had the floors washed, and they're still covered with newspapers.

L.B.: Gee, everyone around here is in a rotten mood.

Yeah, ain't it great?

I got an idea.

We'll have a costume party

and celebrate the spread of evil across the land.

I hope that teaches you a lesson,

you miserable excuse for a monster.

L.B.: And I got just the right guy to deliver the invitation.

[laughter]

Enough with the fun.

Tweegy, we're having a costume ball,

and I pick you for an extra-special assignment.

Oh, goodie. You want me to chair the refreshments committee.

No, something even more important.

Oh, you want me to be assistant Supreme Oppressor?

Nope. Even better.

Oh, ooh, I can't believe it!

You want me to-- to-- to--

deliver the invitations.

Me with my supreme brain and intellect.

And what do they want me to do?

Be a lowly messenger.

This is so humiliating.

I just hope no one sees me.

Quellor: Hmm. Now, what would be in that bag?

Dweezle, my pet, steal one of those envelopes.

[screeches]

What if he catches you? He won't even see you.

This is Tweeg we're talking about.

[screeches]

Oh, they can't do this to me.

I'll show them. I'll show them all.

[screeches]

Well done, my pet. Well done.

Hmm. What's this?

They're having a costume party, are they?

This will be a perfect chance for me to regain control of M.A.V.O.

[laughter]

Teddy: Gosh, am I glad to see you.

I couldn't find the Hermit, and what's worse--

Certainly took your sweet time getting here.

Pretty inconsiderate, I'd say.

Gee, I'm sorry, fellas,

but I was captured by M.A.V.O.,

and they took the crystals away from me.

Gimmick, what should we do?

Do? Eh, well, I'm doing the best I can.

You can't rush a genius, you know.

Now, let's see. If I incline the degree of rotation a bit to the right...

No, no, Gimmick. I mean, can't we do something about getting the crystals back?

Will one of you morons please give me a hand?

I may be the brains, but I still need some brawn.

Hey, who are you callin' a moron, chrome dome?

He's calling you a moron, caterpillar pork.

Stop this. Stop!

It's the crystals that are making you argue.

What we need is a plan to rescue the Hermit.

And get the crystals back from M.A.V.O.

I'm sorry, Grubby.

I shouldn't have called you a moron.

I should have said, "imbecile."

Hey, you can't talk about my friend like that.

What do you mean, "friend"?

Please, all of you, listen to me.

All: Oh, shut up, Teddy!

Mmm, doesn't this goulash smell divine?

Smells more like swamp scum to me.

I can hardly wait till L.B. uses the memory eraser on you.

Then you'll be off to the Ying Zoo!

And I'll have my kitchen back.

Hmm, too much mushroom mulch.

Oh, delivering an invitation to my own mummy.

Oh, how embarrassing.

I'll just leave it here on the doorstep.

Oh, er, uh, hi, Mummy. What's new?

What do you want, you sniveling little ingrate?

Oh, well, at least you're in a good mood.

What's this?

An invitation to the M.A.V.O. costume ball.

This'll be fun.

I wonder what I should wear.

Oh, how about something that shows off the real you?

Like a muzzle and a leash.

Oh!

Just for that, you can forget about a Mother's Day present this year.

The M.A.V.O. costume ball.

I'll bet there'll be a lot of eligible monsters there.

I can leave you in Sparky's capable paws.

-Me? -Yes, you.

Take good care of him, Sparky,

and remember, don't eat the goulash!

I'm saving it for a special occasion.

What? Garbage day?

Don't be cute.

You know the Mudblup King simply loves my goulash.

Now be quiet and let me think.

Now, how should I dress?

Perhaps I could go as a Grunge.

No, no, that would remind me of Tweeg's father.

Yuck. This is supposed to be a fun occasion.

I need something original.

Something clever.

Ah-ha! That's it.

I'll go as an Illiop.

I'll be the hit of the party!

[laughs]

Wooly: And Teddy says that if you don't help us,

Grundo's not never gonna be free from evil.

Don't use a double negative, Wooly.

Huh?

What you should say is, "Grundo will never be free."

Okay, Ms. Leota, if you say so.

But you gotta help. Teddy needs you.

That's "you've got to" help, Wooly.

You must enunciate.

And also you didn't say "please."

Oh, why don't you pick on someone your own size?

Oh, I'm sorry, Wooly.

I'm just upset because all our trees are dying.

And I don't know why.

I'm expecting a delegation of Woodsprites.

Oh, here they are now.

It's probably his fault.

His big feet are probably crushing the tree roots.

You're wrong. It's your fault.

You haven't been pruning properly.

-You're crazy. -Please, Woodsprites.

We've arranged this meeting to try and save our trees.

Teddy says he knows why the trees are dying

and how to make 'em better again.

[sarcastically] Oh, well, then we better go talk to Teddy.

Gimmick: I suppose these will do,

but I still think we should have flown back to my workshop

and made some good ones.

Well, we didn't have time, Gimmick.

Well, if you want a rush job,

you have to suffer the consequences.

These will be fine. Thank you.

We're finished, Grubby.

No thanks to you.

Yeah, well, my mother told me

never to work on a full stomach.

And of course you always listen to your mother.

Can we please take off now to meet Wooly and the Woodsprites?

-All right. -Stop rushing us.

-Yeah, we're coming. -Don't be so pushy.

Teddy: [sighs] This plan had better work

before the effect of the crystals does some real harm.

I'm not sure I can make everyone work together much longer.

[creature howls]

Your invitation, please.

Here it is. Is the food gonna be good?

Oh, yes, especially the rolls.

[laughs]

I'm having such a wonderfully awful time.

Lovely evening, isn't it, Ms. Understander?

Yes, lots of nasty lightning.

Oh, look through this telescope. You may see some.

I don't see anything, you nitwit.

Well, try to keep an eye out for it.

[laughs]

-Oh, hello, Mummy. -Tweegy.

So good to see you.

Yow!

Oh, Tweegy, I'm so proud of you.

You're turning into a perfect creep.

Look at all these guys dressed up like Bounders.

And it's all in your honor.

My hero.

You just sit tight, my boundin' beauty.

I got a surprise for you. [laughs]

Psst. [whispers]

And now, ladies and gentle monsters,

that ever popular Bounder ballad

"Your Rotten Heart, Your Ugly Face."

Hit it, boys.

? Like nails on a chalkboard ?

? Like a stone in my shoe ?

? You're a continual pain ?

? And that's why I love you ?

? Your rotten heart, your ugly face ?

? Your missin' teeth, I can't replace ?

? These things make my heart beat quick ?

? You're the reason that I feel sick ?

? Oh, you're the worm in my apple ?

? My snake in the grass ?

? You've got a voice that shatters glass ?

? Your rotten heart, your ugly face ?

? Your missin' teeth, I can't replace ?

? And lovin' you's a bitter pill ?

? You're the reason that I feel ill ?

? I give you my word this is true ?

? And that's why I love ?

? You ?

Oh, Buffy.

It's not fair.

Everybody gets to go to the ball but me.

-Ouch! I'm bored. -[laughs]

I'm going to the M.A.V.O. ball, and you can guard yourself.

I'm as bad as anybody else.

And this will prove it.

And don't touch that goulash.

If I can just reach that cleaver...

[gasps]

Now to get back to M.A.V.O. Headquarters

and try to rescue young Ruxpin.

We certainly got here quickly.

You can thank my brilliant reduced drag coefficient for that.

The only drag around here is you.

Please help me with the window shades.

I still don't see what a bunch of stupid window shades is gonna do.

This way, when we get the crystals back,

no one will notice it's gotten lighter outside.

[grunts] I wish these shades were lighter.

They must weigh a ton.

That's only half of what you weigh, my tubby Grubby.

If you can't stop arguing, at least do it quietly.

They'll hear us.

Hey, look at all that food.

[Grubby grunts]

Grubby, no! Gimmick, help get Grubby out.

Gimmick: He got himself into this mess.

Let him get himself out.

[laughter]

Oh, Wooly, thank goodness you're here.

Help me pull Grubby out.

I always get stuck doing everything.

Huh?

[grunts]

Hey, why did you pull me out?

I almost made it to the food.

You can eat later.

First let's finish putting up the rest of the window shades.

Wooly, you and the Woodsprites can do the upper windows

that we can't reach.

Hmph. Nobody ever talks to me unless they want me to do something.

I'm tired of doing all the dirty work.

We came here to save our trees.

Woodsprites do not do windows.

It looks like we'll have to finish the job ourselves.

-Oh, great. -Oh, jeez. Oh, boy.

-It's your fault. -Ah, it's your fault, you.

Well, I don't see why we bothered putting up all these shades.

With the Woodsprites gone,

your crude plan is extremely inoperable.

Well, I have a new plan.

I'm going inside.

Inside? Mmm! Gee, Teddy, I'll help.

Help yourself to the food is what you mean.

Both of you please wait here,

and try not to get into any trouble.

Halt, Illiop!

Ha ha. Fooled you, didn't I?

This sure is a great Illiop costume, isn't it?

It sure is. I fell for it completely.

And the best part is it was on sale.

Hi, my name is Teddy Ruxpin.

Can you and I be friends?

-Hey, it's the Illiop. -Come on, get him.

Uh, get him what?

-Beat him up. -Yeah, throw him in the dungeon.

Yeah, hang him up by his ears.

[all shouting]

[blows raspberry]

I've got the crystal.

Now I hope Leota and the Woodsprites do their part.

I feel suddenly rejuvenated.

I know what you mean, Gimmick.

All of a sudden, I feel better.

Hey, you guys, aren't we supposed to be doing something?

Indeed. You're right.

Quick, through the windows.

And we must make a great deal of noise.

Oh, watch where you're flying.

We've got to go back and get those crystals.

Follow me.

[all shouting]

Illiop! I've captured him.

What?

This is no Illiop.

This wasn't Ruxpin.

It was Eleanor all along.

What a prankster.

Darkness is still upon us.

The storm rages.

The crystals are safe.

All right, hit it, boys.

[playing waltz]

Quickly, we mustn't be seen.

The crystals are in the stone ring.

Good work, everybody.

I suggest that we depart

without undue procrastination.

We better leave quickly too.

No, wait. It's the Hermit.

I'll head him off before he gets to M.A.V.O.

Now to show these double crossers

who's the real boss around here.

[laughs]

What a great impression of Quellor.

As Supreme Oppressor of this here dump,

I award you first place for the funniest costume,

whoever you are.

And I award you first place.

In line for the dungeon.

[all gasp]

Both: It's Quellor.

And he's got the black box!

Eh, heh heh... well, it's been fun,

but, uh, I gotta be going.

[shouts, grunts]

-Ah, it's so bright! -Sunlight!

The crystals!

Where are the crystals?

This is what happens when you work with amateurs.

[groans]

Funny, you rescuing me. I was about to rescue you.

I was afraid M.A.V.O. had you locked up in the dungeons.

It was very brave of you to risk your life to rescue me.

It's easy to be brave when you care about someone.

I just hope it's easy to lose weight.

[laughter]

[theme music playing]

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