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[theme music playing]

? Come dream with me tonight ?

? Dream with me tonight ?

? Let's go to far off places ?

? And search for treasures bright ?

? Come dream with me tonight ?

? Let's build a giant airship ?

? And sail into the sky ?

? Let's watch the ground so far below ?

? Let's watch the birds as they fly by ?

? Fly so high ?

? Come dream with me tonight ?

Hiya, sports fans. This is Louie.

You're up-to-the-second sportscaster reporting

from high atop the starting line

on the final day of Wizard Week.

Today we'll finish The Great Grundo Ground Race.

There. That oughta do it.

Gimmick: Well done, Grubby.

The new turbocharger will undoubtedly

give us an additional boost.

Teddy: I sure hope so, Gimmick.

The competition looks tough.

[panting, groaning]

Sheesh! Sparky!

How many times do I have to tell you to keep up?

Ah, sister, the day will be ours.

I can feel it in the air.

[Fobs chanting "Wooly"]

[tires screech]

Hey, you fellas should be wearing your seatbelts.

[laughing]

Gimmick: Well, I guess we're all here.

No. Someone is still missing.

Tweeg: Hurry up, L.B. The race is about to start.

We don't want to "miss" anything, do we, L.B.?

-L.B.? -[gulps]

Oh, for crying out loud, L.B.

Where's the cannonball?

[hiccups]

Oh!

[groans] How many times have I told you,

"Don't swallow the cannonballs?"

They're too expensive.

-[grunts] -[squeaking]

Now, to see how the competition is doing.

There's that Ruxpin.

With the airship gone, we'll be sure to win.

Quick, L.B., shoot off the cannon.

-But, Tweeze, the cannon-- -Of course the cannon.

Do you think I want you to shoot off your mouth?

But I may end up shooting off yours.

Fire the cannon!

Yikes!

Louie: Well, sports fans, Prince Arin has taken an early lead.

But wait. What's this?

It looks like Tweeg is firing cannonballs at all the contestants.

This is very unusual.

We'll have to check the rulebooks.

Wait! Someone has been hit!

[cheering]

A hit!

I've never hit anything before.

It feels wonderful.

Enjoy it while you can.

[laughs]

-What do you mean, you boob? -[groans]

Move over.

Take potshots at your own mother, will you?!

I'll make you regret the day you were born.

Even more than I do.

Nothing here. Do you see him?

Nope. He ain't here.

Where is that Tweeg?

If he's in the race, he should've been here by now.

I knew we shouldn't have let him go.

-[sputtering] -Listen.

Maybe that's him now.

Over this way.

Imagine that dumb Troll-Grunge thinking he could outsmart us.

Aruzia: Oh, just listen to that wheel.

Look, brother, a Grunge village.

The race of races.

The first guys through here. Let's hit it.

[melancholy cheers]

Thank you for your very kind support.

But I'm afraid we must as you for a further kindness.

That favor is, do you have a workshop here?

I thought I saw some tools in the old shed once.

That sounds perfect.

This is where the sound was coming from.

-[yawns] -Trudge: It's Tweeg. We found him.

Hold on. That ain't Tweeg.

Looks like Tweeg.

You sure it ain't him?

Nah, that's a Grunge.

We're looking at the Grunge village.

But Tweeg is half Grunge.

Maybe he's hiding here. Let's check it out.

-Read 'em and weep. -Oh, no.

Yeah. Five Mudblups.

Hey, where'd the sun go? [gasps]

Where did Tweeg go?

Yeah, we want Tweeg.

Now!

What's a "Tweeg"?

I think you guys could use a relaxing game of cards.

Hey, why don't you play with us?

You wanna play?

Okay, we'll play.

Good heavens. What is that noise?

Arin: I recognize him.

That's one of Quellor's henchmen.

Aruzia, I believe our services are required by our kind hosts.

But, Arin, look at them.

How can we fight such monsters?

The last time I was here, I ate some Grunge gumbo

and became the Iron Warrior.

But, brother, Grunge gumbo is full of vitamin Z.

It's too dangerous.

But it's our only chance to save the Grunges.

We must find some.

Give up, Tweeg!

We know you're in there.

Come on out.

[shouts]

[all shouting]

Look, Tweeze.

I didn't know wrestling was part of this race.

It looks like a good fight.

Too bad we can't stay and bet on it,

-but Ruxpin's right behind us. -Teddy: I can't believe it.

Arin's turned into the Iron Warrior again.

And that looks like Aruzia.

But she's turned into a...

An Aluminum Amazon.

They must've eaten some Grunge gumbo laced with vitamin Z.

And it changed them into those monsters.

Gimmick: Most likely they did it

to battle those other monsters.

Teddy: Uh-oh. Now, that the enemy's gone,

the good guys are in trouble.

Just like the last time we were here.

Hmm. That gives me an idea.

Fetch all the buckets of water you can and follow me.

Okay, you two, time for a bath.

[both laughing]

Okay, guys, wait for my signal.

Now!

-Huh? -[laughing]

Hey, that looks like fun.

[groaning]

[stammering] What happened?

Did we save the Grunges?

Well, Quellor's henchmen are gone.

But so is most of the village.

Oh, dear. I was afraid this might happen.

But you understand, we had no other choice.

We know that, Prince Arin.

Once the race is over, we'll come back and rebuild the village.

-That's a promise. -Great.

And if you see those other guys,

have them give us a call.

They play an el destcructo game of cards.

Hiya, sports fans. This is Louie.

Bringing you all the action from every faction.

And remember, Wizards are wonderful.

Tomorrow, why not take one to lunch?

Great excitement here at Trembley Fault

as we await the arrival of the team in the lead.

And here they are. The airship looks in fine shape.

Close behind are Prince Arin and Princess Aruzia.

Looking a little wet, but otherwise okay.

And coming up quickly on the outside Leota and Seymour,

together with the Surf Grunges.

It's a tight battle for third place.

They're throwing up a lot of dust.

Most of which is being caught by Eleanor and Sparky,

who are gaily rolling along

in their repaired... thingamajig.

[Eleanor and Sparky coughing, panting]

Louie: Right behind Eleanor is her son Tweeg.

From the looks of it, it's not a very close family.

Get out of the way, you hack!

Where'd you learn to drive?

-Whoa! -[panting]

Louie: What's this? Tweeg appears to have a hatchet.

I don't think that's allowed.

I know that's not allowed.

Uh-oh. Here comes the Wooly What's-It.

It looks like the race is over for him.

Hang on, fellers.

Whoa!

-[Fobs chanting "Wooly"] -[Wooly jabbering]

Louie on radio: What a race! I've never seen such excitement!

I sure hope the prize is as good as the event.

Hmm. Louie's right.

What will I give to the winner?

Oh, if only Wizard World hadn't been destroyed.

Wait a minute.

Maybe it wasn't completely destroyed.

Louie on radio: Great Grundo! I don't believe what's happening.

All of the contestants are coming out of the jungle at the same time.

Uh-oh. It looks like a major smash-up.

I'd better get out of here.

[all screaming]

That was a close call, folks, but luckily I'm all right.

I'm not so sure about the contestants, though.

Let's go down to the field for a closer look.

Teddy: Is everyone all right?

Oh, sure. Everything is just fine.

Well, Tweeg certainly seems like his old self.

I'm not sure how to say this,

but as long as no one is hurt...

Why don't we get going and win the race?

Exactly.

Boy, are we in trouble.

Guys, I'm afraid Quellor ain't gonna be too thrilled with us.

Yeah, if we'd have got Tweeg,

we'd have pulverized him.

Yeah, pulverized him.

Yeah. What you said.

Villain guacamole.

Wait a minute.

Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

I'm thinking this looks just like a mushed up Tweeg.

What are you thinking, Sludge?

Sludge: The same as you, Drudge.

We can show this to Quellor

and tell him it's Tweeg.

Drudge: Two brilliant minds,

but with a single thought.

-Louie: Boy, oh, boy, sports fans, what a race. -Whoa!

Everyone is really hoping to win that terrific prize.

All right, don't rub it in.

If only I could think of a prize.

Hmm. Those wrecks out there just gave me an idea.

Louie: Uh-oh. The airship is moving up on the outside.

It's taken the lead. It's gonna cross the finish line first.

Right behind are Prince Arin and Princess Aruzia.

Followed by Wooly and Leota and the Surf Grunges.

And bringing up the rear are Eleanor and Sparky.

And the former Supreme Oppressor of M.A.V.O.,

and all around lame-o, Tweeg in last.

Oh!

And the grand champions for the first annual

Great Grundo Ground Race are Teddy, Grubby, and Gimmick!

We won! We won!

-We won, Teddy. We won! -Whoa!

[laughs] We won!

Teddy: Well done, Gimmick. Well done, Grubby.

I demand a recount!

They cheated, I tell you!

Don't be such a sore loser, Tweeg.

You shouldn't care about this stupid race anyway.

Races are for idiots.

So how come Tweeze didn't do better?

That's right. How come I didn't do better?

Oh, brother.

Attention, Grundoians.

We now come to the moment you've all been waiting for.

The awarding of the... [clears throat]

grand prize.

Which will be presented in a special ceremony later on.

-[crowd groaning] -Thank you very much.

What do you suppose he means by that?

I think he wants to give us something to look forward to.

Congratulations, Teddy.

It couldn't have happened to a nicer Illiop.

Psst.

Huh? Ooh, what is it, Mr. Louie?

[whispers] Wooly, I've got a favor to ask you.

Ooh, what kind of favor?

-[shushes] You'll see. -Ooh.

Follow me.

Congratulations, Teddy.

It seems the day is yours.

Yes, Teddy.

I could not have imagined a more fitting reward

for your earlier service to my sister and me.

Thank you both, but that reminds me.

Now that the race is over,

we have a promise to keep at the Grunge village.

Grubby: Gosh, Teddy, it's gonna take a lot of work

to get this place back into shape.

Don't worry. This won't take long.

Grubby, did you bring the lantern?

Sure did, Teddy.

-But what are you gonna do? -You'll see.

Grubby: I get it. That'll make time fly.

What a weird-looking stone.

-What's it do? -Wait and see.

[grunts]

Ah!

Hey, not bad.

Once again, we are sorry for the trouble we caused you.

We'll accept your apology

if you'll help us with one more thing.

Just name it.

You gotta help us celebrate.

-[cheering] -Teddy: A job well done.

We are here to honor three depraved,

ruthless, and most of all, successful bad guys.

These slimy colleagues have managed to accomplish

what no monster before them could,

they have brought us this.

[cheering]

We're gonna be in big trouble

if Quellor finds out that ain't Tweeg.

Yeah, next week,

that jar might have our names on it.

Monsters and villains,

I give you Sludge, Drudge, and Trudge.

All: Sludge, Drudge, and Trudge!

[cheering]

Enjoy your triumph.

Here. This crud's for you.

-[cheering] -Grubby: Gee, fellas.

This sure is fun, isn't it?

Yes, but I wonder what our prize

for winning the race is.

Well, Gimmick, this party seems like a pretty good prize to me.

-[helicopter blades whirring] -Hey, look up there!

It's that furry purple guy.

Grunge: What's that big box he's got?

[chattering]

Greetings from your Wizard.

Well, open it. It's for you.

Gee, Mr. Wizard, it's an awfully big present.

Yeah, we're gonna need some help getting that thing open.

Quite true.

Would some of you mind helping us to open this?

[all oohing]

Seymour: Look, it's our car!

Arin: Sister, our bicycle.

Gimmick: Why, it's all the vehicles from the race.

Wow!

This is a great prize!

Um, yes.

I've decided to include all the imaginative

racing machines you built for Wizard Week.

I felt it would be a fitting monument to a wonderful guy

and one heck of a Wizard.

Namely me.

Kindly climb aboard.

[music playing]

Gimmick: Better hold on tight.

-[Grubby chuckles] -It works beautifully.

Anyone else wanna ride?

You know, maybe we should leave this ride here in the village.

Yes.

No one could possibly enjoy it more

than the Grunges.

Teddy: ? It's a crazy carousel ?

Grubby: ? It's a nutty carousel ?

Teddy: ? It's a very merry go-around ?

Grubby: ? A funny ride as well ?

-Leota: ? It's a windup car ? -Wooly: ? A skateboard ?

-Grunge: ? Oh, it's fabulous ? -Grunge #2: ? It's hip ?

-Arin: ? It's a bicycle ? -Grunge: ? A surfboard ?

-? It's a tricycle ? -? A ship ?

? It's a crazy carousel ?

? It's a wacky carousel ?

? The best part is my chariot ?

? As you can surely tell ?

-Aruzia: ? It's a miracle ? -L.B: ? A triumph ?

-? A bonanza ? -? A hit ?

Gimmick: ? It's a scientific wonder ?

Wizard: ? And I'm glad I thought of it ?

? Oh, it's totally composed ?

? Of all our racing cars and stuff ?

? And a few ingenious things of mine as well ?

? Once you ride upon it ?

? You will never get enough ?

? Of the totally unique ?

? Amazing, crazy carousel ?

Teddy: ? It's a crazy carousel ?

? It's a nutty carousel ?

? It's a very merry go-around ?

? A funny ride as well ?

-? It's a windup car ? -? A skateboard ?

-? Oh, it's fabulous ? -? It's hip ?

-? It's a bicycle ? -? A surfboard ?

-? It's a tricycle ? -? It's a ship ?

? And we're glad ?

? He thought of it ?

Teddy: Thank you, Wizard.

-Thanks a lot. -Gimmick: Thank you.

Grunge: Thank you. Wow.

You folk are all most welcome.

Well, Wiz, it was a heck of a show this week.

-Do you really think so, Louie? -Yeah.

Wizards everywhere should be proud.

Why do you think it was such a success, huh?

Well, Louie, I'd say it's because...

-because... -Because of the wonderful week it was?

Wizard: Eh, something like that.

[theme music playing]

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