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[theme music playing]

? Come dream with me tonight ?

? Dream with me tonight ?

? Let's go to far off places ?

? And search for treasures bright ?

? Come dream with me tonight ?

? Let's build a giant airship ?

? And sail into the sky ?

? Let's watch the ground so far below ?

? Let's watch the birds as they fly by ?

? Fly so high ?

? Come dream with me tonight ?

[grunts]

[grunts]

Young Ruxpin, you okay?

[laughs] Well, Mr. Hermit, I'm a little tied up right now.

[chuckles]

Gosh, the sub-water boat

certainly is starting to look awfully nice.

Thanks to the excellent job you're doing.

-You getting hungry? -Boy, am I.

Good food.

Yum, eh, young Ruxpin?

Mm, yes. It's delicious, Mr. Hermit.

I knew you'd like it.

Best food in the world.

I've never had this before.

What's it called?

Called, um...

Well, it's, uh...

It's called the chewy vegetable.

Oh. I'll have to remember that.

Uh, my friend Grubby would love it.

Tell me, does it grow around here?

Uh, better than tell you, I'll show you where it grows.

Right after lunch.

Yoo-hoo-hooey! Ha ha!

I'll make my cannon so accurate

I'll be able to knock the glasses of Gimmick's nose.

Just one more little adjustment and...

-[crunch] -Rats!

[groans] Drats. Rats!

Ugh. Darn that L.B.

This is his fault.

He stole this screwdriver.

How's it goin', Tweez?

Fix your cannon yet?

I'd like to fix you, ya fur-brained bubble head.

Just look at this screwdriver you stole for me.

Yeah, ain't it beautiful?

No, it's not beautiful.

It's broken.

And if you don't steal me another one right now

ya won't get paid.

That means if I do steal ya one I will get paid?

I didn't say that.

Now run down to Gimmick's place and steal one of his.

And don't dawdle.

You know, Twig,

I'm picking up lots of bad habits from you.

Hmm. Maybe that's why I like hanging around with you.

This way, young Ruxpin. This way.

We're nearly there.

Gee, Mr. Hermit. It's beautiful.

Who built all this?

Built it? I don't know.

It's just here.

But where is here?

Why, in the garden, naturally.

Look. This is where I grow all of those delicious vegetables we had for lunch.

Yes, uh, I can still taste them.

Oh. Huh?

[gasps]

Whoa! Ugh.

Careful, Ruxpin.

Look, Mr. Hermit.

It's some sort of tunnel.

Yeah. Seems to go on and on, doesn't it?

Well, let's see where it leads.

You Illiops are a curious bunch.

You're an Illiop too, remember?

Ah, yes. I guess I am.

I keep forgetting.

Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get going.

Gee, Gimmick, is this gonna take forever?

Be patient, Grubby.

Science can't be rushed, you know.

Well, maybe if we tell science it's getting close to lunchtime it'll hurry up.

Don't worry, Grubby. Gimmick will figure it out soon.

Thank you for your vote of confidence, Fuzz.

Hey, I know where I've seen that before.

Where? Huh?

-Right here. -My, my.

And they appear to be identical.

Only the one in the book isn't cracked.

And it doesn't have that funny glow.

What funny glow?

-[Fuzz shrieks] -Heavens to Grundo.

Grubby: Why, that looks like the Hard to Find City.

Except these guys all look like Illiops.

I thought only Gutangs lived there.

Gimmick: I did too.

How very remarkable.

Yes. And look. More Illiops.

Grubby: What an amazing machine.

Fuzz: Look, it's Teddy.

And he's even smaller than me.

[laughing]

I don't get it, Gimmick.

How come Teddy's in the crystal?

Uh, we-- Because.

Obviously this crystal is endowed with an image-producing

time-transportational property.

Shouldn't we tell Teddy?

Tell him what?

I didn't understand a word Gimmick said.

Fuzz is right. We must find Teddy

and notify him of this development.

Well, looks like we're going back to Leekee Lake a couple of days early.

Now, where would a screwy guy like Gimmick put a screwdriver?

A toolbox. The perfect place.

I might as well take the whole thing.

Now who says crime don't pay?

[groans] Ow! Ooh! Ouch!

Hey, great moves, boss.

What is it, L.B.?

Can't you see I've hurt myself?

Sorry, Tweez. I thought you were doing the latest Grunge dance.

Never mind that.

Did you bring the screwdriver?

Better than that, Twist.

I brought the whole toolbox.

Ow! Ouch!

L.B., you hair-brained fuzz ball.

I asked for a screwdriver, and you bring me a black box.

Ooh, why, I ought to...

Black box?

"Property of Quellor, the Supreme Oppressor."

L.B., do you realize what this is?

I hope, for the sake of my paycheck,

it's some kind of new-fangled screwdriver.

Screwdriver shmoodriver.

Who needs to fix the cannon when I have this?

Ha ha ha!

I don't get it, Twizzle.

What's so great about an ordinary black box?

Don't you understand? This is Quellor's black box.

When I return it to him,

he's sure to make me a member for life.

Yahoo-hooey!

Get ready, L.B.

We're going to M.A.V.O. Headquarters.

There. It sparkles just like it was new.

It's finished down here too.

Well, it looks like we've done all we can for the sub-water boat.

Is there anything else I can help you with?

Hmm. Well, now that you mention it,

there is one thing.

[laughs] Gee, Mr. Hermit, this is really fun.

[laughs] Whee!

I can't remember when I've enjoyed a boat ride more.

Actually, I can't remember much of anything.

Whoa!

Whoa!

[both groan, laugh]

[squawks]

? Now the sub-water boat, it can either float ?

? Or dive beneath the water ?

? Yes, the sub-water boat it can go real slow ?

? Or fast, just like an otter ?

? And the sub-water boat has windows ?

? Through which I can clearly see ?

? And watch the many wonders ?

? That are right here next to me ?

Hermit: ? Like a Grundo-lobster or Grundofish ?

? A barracuda or a bubblefish ?

? An aquasnail or a tubafish ?

? A peanut butter and jellyfish ?

A peanut butter and jellyfish?

Uh, I think so.

? Now the sub-water boat it can either float ?

? Or dive beneath the water ?

? Yes the sub-water boat can go real slow ?

? Or fast, just like an otter ?

? And the sub-water boat has windows ?

? Through which I can clearly see ?

? And watch the many wonders ?

? That are right here next to me ?

Hermit: ? There's an albatross and an albafish ?

? A rainbowtail and a wishingfish ?

? An octocrab and a school of fish ?

? A barnacle and a bunch of fish ?

? And a mock turtle and a lot of fish ?

? A mini whale and another fish ?

There goes another peanut butter and jellyfish...

I think that's what they call 'em.

I don't know.

Well, Gimmick, are you ready? It's time to go.

That's right. You don't want to be late.

Eh, uh, yes. In a moment.

I don't want to leave without feeding the fish.

Gee, I can't wait to see Teddy's face

when we tell him about the black box.

Yes, it truly is a most important discovery.

I hope you packed it carefully.

Huh? Me? I didn't pack it.

I thought you packed it.

Eh, well, I didn't pack it.

Did you pack it, Fuzz?

Nope. I sure didn't.

Oh, dear. Well, then where is it?

It's gone.

[grunting]

This is the last of the supplies,

and-- whew-- we can be on our way now.

Hand 'em over, Gimmick.

Be very careful with this one.

It contains sensitive scientific instruments

which I wouldn't want to-- Whoa!

Whoa. That was close.

Okay, let's go.

Eh, uh, I'll tend to the fire.

Let's hurry. We've got to tell Teddy

about the new crystal we... used to have.

My theory is that the black box and that crystal

have become molecularly transmogrified.

I couldn't have explained it any better myself.

Prepare to lift off.

Next stop, Leekee Lake!

Pay attention, L.B.,

and I'll show you how to talk to these people.

Open up! Open this door!

You mustn't keep Tweeg waiting!

Ah, Tweeg.

How wonderful to see your face again.

Reminds me of the last time I was sick.

Hmm. I've no time for flattery.

I must see Quellor immediately.

Article 28, paragraph 37 of the M.A.V.O. handbook--

subsection Tweeg-- says... get lost!

So that's how you talk to these people.

I'm impressed, Tweek.

Oh, go bound off a cliff, you-- you Bounder.

Personally, I would have just shown 'em the black box.

L.B., if you don't shut up, I'll--

Did someone say "black box"?

Huh? Oh, yes, right here underneath my cape.

Aah!

You see, L.B.?

You just have to know the right thing to say.

The-- The-- That Tweeg,

uh, he's, uh-- that is--

[mutters] ...sub-section, paragraph--

Thank you for being so brief, Bognostraclum.

Now, go find someone to throw into the dungeon or something.

But-- But-- But-- But--

See, L.B.? They love me. [laughs]

Greetings, your supreme horridness.

What are you doing here?

I have something to show you.

Careful where you point that thing,

you green-skinned ignoramus.

Guards, seize them!

Uh-oh.

I think I just recollected something I forgot to remember.

Well, what are you waiting for?

Well, I-- It's just that I can't, uh-- can't...

Can't what? Seize him, I say!

Duty requires I say it.

Article 17, paragraph 31 of the M.A.V.O. bylaws

clearly states that the Supreme Oppressor

shall have possession of the black box at all times.

Therefore, you, Tweeg,

must be the new Supreme Oppressor!

-I am? -He is?

Well, of course I am.

What is your first command, Your Extreme Green-ness?

This has got to be a bad dream.

Quiet, L.B.! I'm about to make a proclamation.

Take this fool and put him in irons.

Ugh!

Unhand me, you oaf.

How dare you?

Well, you said I should find someone to throw in the dungeon.

I found you.

Hey, this might not be such a bad dream after all.

I think I'll just relax and enjoy the show.

Okay, get a move on.

Drudge, what do you think you're doing?

I'm throwing you in the dungeon

like the Supreme Oppressor said to.

You idiot. I'm the Supreme Oppressor.

Uh, not anymore you ain't.

Uh, not according to what Ickley said.

Blast what Ickley said.

You want to work for that green slug, Tweeg, for the rest of your life?

Careful what you say about the boss, Boss.

Uh, ex-boss.

But he stole the box from me.

He doesn't know how to use it.

This could be the end of M.A.V.O.

[groans]

Now you stay put.

Drudge, I'll have your brain for this.

If you have one, that is.

Land ho, Mr. Hermit.

Yeah. Yeah, good spot for lunch.

-Here you are, my friend. -Thank you.

Oh, boy, a sticky vegetable sandwich.

Well, you liked it so much the last time,

I thought I'd surprise you.

Look, it's the airship.

Yoo-hoo! Teddy!

Gimmick: Eh, Teddy! It's us!

It's my friends, Grubby and Gimmick.

You'll like 'em, Mr. Hermit.

Mister-- Mr. Hermit?

Mr. Hermit!

There you are. We've been looking all over for you.

You didn't see where my friend the Hermit went, did you?

Gee, Teddy, are you sure you saw a hermit?

Of course I did. We were just about to have a picnic.

Hmm. More than likely, an imaginary friend

brought on by all those days of isolation.

You're probably right.

But there is a hermit.

He's not imaginary.

Is that imaginary?

Heavens to Grundo!

And is this sandwich he made imaginary?

I don't think so, Teddy.

But can I have another one just to be sure?

Hmm. The existence of this Hermit fellow

is most interesting news.

Yeah, but we've got some even more interesting news for you, Teddy.

You do? What is it?

Remember the black box?

Oh.

All right, Trudge. Take another letter.

"Dear Mummy, you'll never guess what happened today."

It's about time, L.B.

It's been five full minutes since you basked in my magnificence.

Now, what did you bring me?

These beautiful tools.

Tools? I wanted jewels, you idiot.

You did? They're real nice tools, though.

I don't care how nice they are, you melon head.

Red handles and everything.

I'm the Supreme Oppressor, and I want more jewels!

Ugh. Never mind. Bring me the dues collector.

Here she is, boss.

Ooh! You wish to see me, Your, uh...

um, uh, uh, Tweeginess.

I have a very important task for you.

Oh, your wish is my command.

Peel me these grapes.

Grapes? But I...

don't understand.

It's very simple. Peel the grapes for him.

Hmm. Very good, L.B.

You finally got something right.

Gee, thanks, Twipple.

And for absolutely the last time, the name is Tweeg!

? I'm Tweeg... Tweeg ?

? T-W-E-E-G ?

It's Tweeg. Tweeg!

? Say "Tweeg" when you're speaking to me ?

? No Twizzle or Twig or Twinkle or Twoop ?

? Tweedledum or Tweedledee dee ?

? It's Tweeg ?

Tweeg!

? T-W-E-E-G ?

? It's a very simple word ?

? With but one syllable in total ?

? So I wish that you'd memorize it ?

? You utterly hopeless dodo ?

I'll try, Twunk. [laughs]

? I'm Tweeg ?

Tweeg!

? T-W-E-E-G ?

It's Tweeg! Tweeg!

? Say "Tweeg" when you're speaking to me ?

? Not Sammy or Moe or Tammy or Schmoe ?

? Rumpelstiltskin, Stocky, or Smee ?

? It's Tweeg ?

Tweeg!

? T-W-E-E ?

? W-E-E ?

? W-E-E-G! ?

But that spells "Twee-wee-weeg," Toots.

That's Tweeg!

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