Original subtitles

[theme music playing]

? Come dream with me tonight ?

? Dream with me tonight ?

? Let's go to far off places ?

? And search for treasures bright ?

? Come dream with me tonight ?

? Let's build a giant airship ?

? And sail into the sky ?

? Let's watch the ground so far below ?

? Let's watch the birds as they fly by ?

? Fly so high ?

? Come dream with me tonight ?

Gimmick: All the appropriate pipes seem to be assembled.

The entire water system is in order.

[groaning]

You need this wrench yet, Grubby?

Nope. Not yet.

Can you hurry up? This thing's heavy.

Female: Whoa-oa! What's happening?

What are you doing in there?

I'm getting dizzy.

I guess I fell asleep.

Grubby: I guess you were having a pipedream.

[both laugh]

-[all groaning] -Grubby--now? Do you need it now?

Yep.

[all groan]

Boy, that thing was heavy.

Gimmick: Now all we need is the barrel.

Grubby: And a lot of water in the barrel would make it perfect.

Teddy: Look.

Here it comes now.

[jabbering]

It's okay, fellers.

I've got it.

Hey! Watch where you're going, Wooly.

Oh! Sorry!

[both scream]

Hey, watch it!

Wooly: Sorry!

Who are you trying to squash?

I'm sorry, everybody.

You guys are real hard to see.

Thank you, Wooly.

[jabbering]

Always glad to help, Teddy.

I sure hope I didn't hurt anybody.

That's okay, Wooly. Everyone's fine.

We brought you a snack, Grubby.

Grubby: Thanks, guys.

Mm-mm.

Thanks, guys.

We'll get you some more.

Thank you very much.

[jabbering]

Water coming right up, folks.

-Hey, watch it! -I can't swim.

My new clothes!

-[wheel squeaks] -[cheering]

-Great! -Really keen!

Everything works well so far, Grubby.

Let's see how things are going down in the village.

-Whee! -Congratulations, Gimmick.

-It's wonderful. -[cheering]

Yep, gotta hand it to you, Gimmick.

This is one of your best inventions yet.

[chuckles] Why, thank you, boys.

I am rather proud of this one.

But I could never have managed it without your help.

We have a lot to thank Wooly for, too.

Wooly?

Wooly, what's wrong?

Ah, Teddy.

I'm tired of being big and clumsy.

I keep wrecking things and scaring people.

-[laughter] -I can't even play with my friends.

I'm just too big.

But, Wooly, think of the bright side.

When you're big, you can eat more.

And your size has been extremely valuable on this project.

Do you fellers mean you wouldn't like me if I was little?

Well, of course we would, Wooly.

Sure we'd like ya.

Why, whatever gave you that idea?

Then why can't you make me little with your reducing machine?

Like you fellers were when I bug-napped you by mistake.

But, Wooly...

Please, fellers?

I wanna go to school

and play like everybody else.

Are you sure about this, Wooly?

[jabbering] Of course I am.

Well, I suppose we could.

Would you? [jabbering]

Oh, thanks, fellers.

I knew you were my friends.

Anything left on your list, Tweep?

Anything? Everything!

I ruined revenge,

my swindle was stupid,

my theft was thwarted,

and my senseless vandalism made no sense at all.

Oh...

Face it, L.B., as a villain, I'm vile.

Twink, Twink, Twink.

You're being too easy on yourself.

You couldn't even steal candy from a baby.

You were some help! I was lucky to escape with my life.

Lucky? I call it a curse.

Ah! There must be something I can do wrong.

-What am I doing right? -You ain't doing nothing right.

No, no, L.B. I want to do something wrong right.

How about if you did something right wrong? [laughs]

Oh, oh, don't confuse me.

[groans]

We're ready to proceed, Wooly.

Okay, but when do we start?

Right now, Wooly.

Okay.

And here we go.

[beeping]

Ooh!

[jabbering] It worked, fellers!

I'm little! I'm little!

-Whee! -Look, everybody, I'm little!

Teddy: Well, Wooly sure seems happy now.

I don't know, Teddy.

I kinda liked Wooly when there was more of him to like.

If you know what I mean.

Yes, Grubby, I do.

[jabbering] This is terrific, fellers!

Now I'm just like everybody else!

If you change your mind, Wooly, we can always make you big again.

Whoops!

Oh... oh... oh, my.

Are you okay, Gimmick?

Eh, yes.

I merely sustained a minor contusion of the patella.

Oh, but how's your knee?

Oh, it's fine.

However, the reducing machine

seems to have suffered more serious, uh, damage.

We'd better pick up the pieces.

But this means we can't change Wooly back to his normal size.

Oh, that's okay, fellers.

I like being little.

Hey, guys, wait for me.

Leota: Since graduation to the next grade is coming up,

I thought it would be nice to do something special for everyone.

Let's use our own personal talents

and everything we've learned this year

and put on a show.

-Great. -Music.

-Dancing. -A cast of thousands.

A great light show.

Yeah. Folk dancing. Sing-alongs. Mud pie throwing.

No, no, no. Chamber music. Opera. Ballet.

Yuck!

You wanna put everybody to sleep?

-Uncultured oaf. -Oh, yeah?

We can have everything in the show.

Now, what would you all like to do?

-I'll write the show. -I'll help.

-I'll do the lights. -I'll paint the sets.

I've always wanted to direct.

Can you fix it, Gimmick?

Eh, well,

I'm definitely convinced I'm sure I can.

Eh, I think.

But not here.

I'm going to need a new gramble-stobit.

-A gramble-whosit? -A gramble-stobit.

I think we should get back to my workshop immediately.

Okay, Gimmick. Let's go.

Hey, thanks!

Hey, Wooly, can you move this scenery for us, please?

[jabbering] Sure, fellers.

That's what I do best.

[jabbering]

Here, we'll help you.

We have to move this piano.

I'll do it, Miss Leota.

[straining]

Whew.

Thanks, fellers.

This being small isn't as easy as I thought it'd be.

And you know, my [jabbering sound] doesn't sound right, either.

Please gather round, everyone.

[playing piano]

? A perfectly good friend is someone you help when they're in trouble ?

? If they have an idea that's not too good ?

? You try not to burst their bubble ?

-? A perfectly good friend ? -Huh?

-? Is someone you're happy that you have found ? -Oh!

? The kind of friend you'd like to tell ?

? "I'm happy when you're around" ?

-? We're perfectly good friends ? -? Perfectly good ?

? We're perfectly good friends ?

Why can't I be like Quellor, L.B.?

He's bigger than you, Tweef.

No, no, L.B. I mean, why can't be as nasty as he is?

No imagination.

-Why can't I be as smart? -You're too dumb.

-Why can't I be as frightening? -You're too laughable.

-What should I do, L.B.? -Give up!

You're obviously a failure at being a villain like you are at everything else.

Failure? You think I'm a failure, you knock-kneed nincompoop?

I'll show you! I can be as bad as the next bad guy!

Sure you can.

As long as the next bad guy ain't Quellor. [laughs]

There's one item on this list I haven't tried yet--

"Start a fight between perfectly good friends."

-Elves: ? We ? -What's that?

-? Are perfectly good friends ? -Sounds like singing.

Let's see what we can do to put an end to that miserable sound.

Elves: ? We all agree ?

? A perfectly good friend is someone you'd like to take to dinner ?

-? And if they should gain a pound or two ? -Ooh...

? Say, "My, aren't you getting thinner." ?

? A perfectly good friend is someone you don't like to be without ?

? This kind of a friend is someone you will always care about... ?

Ha! You hear that, L.B.?

They're perfectly good friends.

What a stupid thing to be singing about.

That's it!

I'll start a fight between the Elves and the Woodsprites. [laughs]

Suits me fine, Tweeze.

Any creatures that like each other I hate.

-What are you doing, Twince? -The name is Tweeg, you halfwit horror.

And for your information, I'm sewing myself an Elf suit.

Forget it, Tweeze. It'll never fit.

Once again, L.B., your tiny brain

is unable to appreciate my evil genius. [laughs]

This costume is for my hand.

You're putting on a puppet show?

Yes, I am.

But this puppet show won't be for children.

Oh, you're gonna entertain my cousin Larry at the Grundo jail?

Guess again, you overstuffed olive.

I'd like you to meet Tweegle.

The first Elf villain. [laughs]

It'll never work.

-What's missing? -Shoes.

Shoes?

Yeah, whoever heard of an Elf without pointy shoes?

Hmm. It would take someone with a pointy head to think of pointy shoes.

Thank you.

[snoring]

L.B.: As much as I hate to admit it, Tweeg,

this might be a good idea.

Tweeg: Yes, L.B., but I would've preferred something

with a little more heel.

Oh, you're enough of a heel already. [laughs]

Gee, Miss Leota,

I didn't think I'd have any problems being small.

Everyone has problems, Wooly,

whether they're big or small.

I guess you're right, Miss Leota.

I'm sure you'll find out just what size you want to be.

[jabbering] I sure hope so.

[whistling]

Ew! Who put this here?

Psst. Psst.

She did.

What did you do that for?

-I didn't. -Did too.

That's something an Elf would do.

[groans]

What's going on here?

She made me step in this paint.

I did not! She's telling a fib!

Please don't fight.

We're all supposed to be good friends.

Well, somebody put that paint bucket there.

[laughs]

I'll just tighten the... [strains]

"ge-de-feo" valve.

Are we ready to test it, Gimmick?

I think so.

-Huh? -No, no, no, Grubby.

Don't eat that pear.

I'm using it to test the reducing machine.

Do you think you can make it real big, Gimmick?

But not too big. [laughs]

[beeping]

Gimmick: Oh! Oh, this is most peculiar.

Look out! I think it's gonna explode!

[all shout]

That pear's got... hair.

I must've made a slight miscalculation.

Although, this could have interesting possibilities.

[laughs]

So far I've cut down a clothesline

with a week's worth of washing on it.

And I've set back the village clock five minutes.

Now that's what I call evil. [laughs]

Last of the red-hot villains, tricking kids.

Just you wait, L.B.

I'm not finished yet.

Tweep, I don't think you can short sheet an Elf's bed. [laughs]

[coins jingle]

Oh, dear. Someone's dropped some money.

Who did that?!

Come back here you-- you-- Elf!

[humming]

Huh?

Come back here, you!

[Tweeg chuckling]

Oh, my, this is a pleasant surprise.

Hmm. I wonder who this could be from.

Pity they didn't leave a card.

When I find that no-good, dirty, lowdown...

Good day. Lovely weather, isn't it?

Hey. Hey, you hat-napping Woodsprite!

That's my hat!

Oh...

Teddy, do you think Gimmick would lend me his razor?

I'm still kinda hungry.

[laughs] He might, Grubby, if you ask him nicely.

-Do you think it'll work now, Gimmick? -Oh, yes.

I believe I've corrected the malfunction.

And we are now completely and unquestionably ready.

Grubby, would you get that pepper shaker over there?

Huh?

There you go, Gimmick.

[beeping]

I think you fixed it, Gimmick.

Grubby: Uh-oh. Here we go again.

-Hit the deck! -All: Whoa!

Well... [sneezes]

...the pep-- pepper grew...

but the pepper shaker didn't.

-[sneezes] -We seem to be...

[sneezes] ...approaching a degree of...

[sneezes] ...functional operationalism.

[laughs, sneezes]

Yeah, and the contraption nearly worked, too.

[sneezes]

-[Teddy sneezes] -Gimmick: Bless you.

[Gimmick sneezes]

[indistinct arguing]

I've caused all this trouble

and everybody's blaming everybody else.

I haven't had this much fun since I put cement

in Mummy's face cream.

Yeah, but that was an improvement.

So it was.

But I'm not done yet.

I'm having fun.

Fun, fun, fun!

So, you stole my pie.

I beg your pardon.

You threw it at me!

Ha! Nonsense!

Well, it was an Elf anyway.

I've had just about enough of these crude Elf jokes.

Crude? I'll show you crude.

Ah!

[shouting]

[shouting continues]

[shouting, arguing continues]

Students! Students!

Oh, my!

I've done it, L.B! I'm an evil genius!

As much as it hurts me to say it, Tweep,

you done good.

Thank you, L.B.

But I wonder how you'd do picking on someone your own size.

There's one thing you must learn about villains, L.B.--

they never, ever pick on someone their own size.

Ha ha! Yes, indeed.

I'll earn lots of points for making enemies out of perfectly good friends.

[laughs]

[shouting, arguing continues]

Students! Please!

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

What's the matter, Katie?

I wish I knew more of that hand-talking stuff.

[gasps]

Oh, my gosh!

Fire!

Wooly: Fire!

Oh, no!

Oh, my gosh!

Fire! Fire!

[theme music playing]

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