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[theme music playing]

? Come dream with me tonight ?

? Dream with me tonight ?

? Let's go to far off places ?

? And search for treasures bright ?

? Come dream with me tonight ?

? Let's build a giant airship ?

? And sail into the sky ?

? Let's watch the ground so far below ?

? Let's watch the birds as they fly by ?

? Fly so high ?

? Come dream with me tonight ?

Tweeg: Out, out, you darn spot!

Ha! Got it!

When I'm finished, no one will ever know

I was foolish enough to drink water from Rainbow Falls.

What?!

I just covered that one.

Egad! Not again!

Take this! And that! And one of these!

Ha! Success!

Ah-ah-choo!

Hey, Tweek. A letter came for you.

I thought you might like to see it right away.

Hey. Who are you?

Huh?

What have you done with the boss?

[growling]

Ah! Stop that, L.B.!

It's me, Tweek! I mean Tweeg!

It sounds like you, but it sure don't look like you.

Well, it is me, you saw-toothed simpleton.

I thought that leg tasted rotten.

Now lend me a hand.

Which one, Tweep, my left or my right?

[laughing]

Never mind. I'll do it myself.

Honestly, L.B., you're lucky to have this job.

That's right. When you don't earn nothing,

you don't have to pay taxes.

Now just look at what you've done to my face.

Hand me that mirror.

[grunts] "Hand me this. Go get that."

Would it hurt if you used the word "please," Tweeze?

Look, L.B.! The spots are gone!

Oh-ho-ho! Joyous day!

What's the big deal?

Gimmick said they wouldn't last long.

Oh, by the way, you just got this letter

-from M.A.V.O. Headquarters. -M.A.V.O.?

Why didn't you say so earlier?

Give me that!

"Just a reminder that the interest on your overdue account

is compounded hourly."

Uh-oh. Time to desert this sinking ship.

[grunts] You're not going anywhere, you red rat.

We've got to think of something, L.B., and fast.

Gee, too bad nobody caught the tweezles from you.

You could make a fortune selling one of your phony antidotes.

L.B., that's the dumbest idea anyone has ever--

Hmm... if people did get the tweezles,

I could get rich selling a phony antidote.

I'm glad I thought of it.

But-But, uh...

No buts, L.B, we've work to do.

Round up the medicine wagon and get some paint.

And a lemon.

I already got a lemon when I hooked up with you, Twizzle.

[laughs]

One sip of this lemonade made with Rainbow Falls water

and everyone in Grundo will have the tweezles.

And every idiot knows there's only one cure for the tweezles.

I don't.

Well, I do.

It's my own special bottle remedy

made with more Rainbow Falls water.

Ensuring that no one will ever be cured.

-Clever, isn't it? -It sure is, Twig.

Except for one small problem.

-What's that? -Who's gonna buy your lemonade?

Nobody in Grundo trusts you, remember?

Tweeg: Of course I remember.

I worked hard to earn that reputation.

That's why we'll need to wear a clever disguise.

I'm tired of getting dressed up all the time.

Who asked you? Just put this on.

What's that stuff?

It's a kid's costume. I'm wearing one, too.

I just knew this was gonna happen.

He's going through his second childhood.

[laughs]

L.B.: It sure is hot today, Twit.

Tweeg: Yes, the perfect weather for selling lots of lemonade.

Ha!

Here come our first customers now.

It's a couple of Grundo teenagers.

This should be easy.

Excuse me, but could you help us cute little children

by buying some of our lemonade?

Sounds radical.

What do you say, Jana Lee, man.

Sure. Like, I could relate to a little refreshment.

-What's your name, little boy? -[growls]

Eh, careful. He bites. He's only two years old.

Wow! He's sure got a full set of teeth for a two-year-old.

Well, uh, he drinks lots of lemonade.

Would you like to try some?

-How much is it? -Only five pieces of copper per glass.

Far out. We'll take one of them.

-With two straws. -[giggles]

Oh, Manfred. Like, you're too much, man.

So is the price of the lemonade.

There's a slight extra charge for takeout.

That will be eight pieces of copper altogether.

Wow! That's a lot of brass for a few lemons, man.

Tweeg: What did I tell you, L.B.?

This is gonna be easier than I thought.

Don't get too excited yet.

Here comes Gimmick and his pals.

Splendid. It will give me great pleasure to give them the tweezles.

[cackles]

Look, fellas. A lemonade stand.

Hmm. Some lemonade would be most refreshing.

Teddy: What do you say we help those little boys and buy some lemonade?

-Can we drink it, too? -[chuckles]

Teddy: Hi, kids. We'd like three glasses of lemonade, please.

Golly, mister. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Hurry up with that lemonade, L.B.

I can't wait to see these goodie-goodies covered in spots.

And the walls of your tower papered with money.

[laughs]

-Tweeg: Here you are, mister. -Thank you.

-How much do we owe you? -That'll be...

-Yippie! -Lemonade!

-I'm thirsty. -Not as thirsty as me.

-Me, too! -Hey, wait for me!

It's the Fobs.

One at a time, please. We'll get to all of you.

-Got any straws? -Wait your turn, fuzzball.

-Give me one. -Yeah, straws.

Yeah, me, too.

-I need a straw. -Mm. Pretty tasty.

[smacking lips] Yep.

You fellas sure do make a good lemonade.

Yes. It's most delightful.

Teddy: Did you boys make it yourselves?

Golly-gee, mister, we sure did.

Yeah, Mommy helped us.

-More straws! -Yeah! More straws!

-Give me some lemonade, too. -Hey! I was here first!

-Out of the way! I want some! -What's the price on this thing?

Hey! Get out of my way!

Quit pushing.

Hey, this is almost as good as Grunge gumbo.

Yeah. Let's take some back to the village.

[laughs] Good idea. Maybe we could swipe the recipe.

Hey, kid.

Give me a lemonade on the rocks.

[screams]

[thuds]

[laughing]

Sure thing, mister.

No! I meant in a glass.

You want the rocks in a glass?

Sheesh. You sure meet some loonies in the lemonade business.

Oh, look. Lemonade.

-May I have some? -Pardon me, but I was here first.

-No, me. -Don't forget me, if you don't mind.

-I would like some, too. -I wish you wouldn't keep fluttering around so.

It's difficult for me to keep count.

How many lemonades, lady?

I'll have one large economy-sized glass, please.

Oh, dear!

Whoa!

Here, Leota. Let me give you a hand.

Or two. Or eight. [chuckles]

Oh, thank you, Grubby.

It was a bit heavier than I thought.

-Leota, don't forget me, please. -Me first.

-I asked first, I believe. -No way.

Hey, mister, who's gonna pay for that?

Leota: No! Don't crowd me!

Don't worry. It's on me.

-Look out! -Huh?

No it ain't. It's on him. [laughs]

L.B.: Pretty good haul, huh, boss?

Tweeg: Pretty good? It's wonderful.

Now I'll finally be able to pay off

those outrageous M.A.V.O. bills.

What's my share, Twit?

Your share, L.B.,

based on net sales at a rate of 23% depreciation,

I'd say it's... more than you can count.

That should be safe.

My mother told me not to drop out of nursery school.

Whatever it is, it's only a fraction of what we'll make tomorrow

when those fools get the tweezles.

And when they come running to me for my special antidote,

I'll really be rich!

Rich, I tell you! [laughs]

[both laughing]

[birds chirping]

[yawns]

What a lovely day.

Oh, what a lovely color.

Lovely color?

Oh, I must be coming down with something.

[yawns]

Oh, no!

You look sick.

So do you.

By Grundo, this is most peculiar.

Gimmick, something terrible has happened to me.

And to you, too.

Yes, something quite, eh, strange.

[birds chirping]

[all chuckling]

Grubby: Gee, Teddy, what's so funny?

Sorry, Grubby, but have you looked in the mirror yet?

Nope, but maybe you two should.

You're covered in spots.

[gasps] Oh, my gosh! So am I!

-[helicopter whirring] -Huh?

Look out below!

Teddy: It sounds like the paper's here.

Oh, my gosh. It must be contagious.

Teddy: My, Louie, you certainly look bright and cheerful this morning.

And colorful, too.

Same to you, wise guy.

There's your Grundo Gazette.

Gimmick: Anything interesting in the paper, Teddy?

Besides the fact that everybody's covered with spots?

Well, let's see.

King Nogburt is having the south wing of his castle redone.

Leaky Lake is still leaking.

And the wizard's tourist season opens today.

Hmm. Just a moment, Teddy. What's that on the, eh, back?

Teddy: "Are you covered in colored spots?

You may be a tweezles sufferer.

Get Uncle Arnie's old-fashioned tweezle remedy."

[chuckles] Well, you don't say.

The tweezles.

I thought you said there's no such thing as the tweezles, Gimmick.

Indeed I did, and there isn't.

That's right.

These spots only come from drinking the water from Rainbow Falls.

Well, I sure didn't drink any of it.

Neither did I.

The only thing I drank was that lemonade

those two kids were selling.

And yet it would appear that we have the tweezles.

A most, interesting, eh, contradiction.

Well, maybe Tweeg did have the tweezles after all.

Or maybe there was something peculiar about that lemonade.

Come on, fellas.

I think we have some investigating to do.

Tweeg: Step right up, ladies and gentlemen.

Uncle Arnie's old-fashioned tweezle remedy.

Guaranteed to cure anyone

suffering the heartbreak of tweezles.

How do we know it will work?

Will it get rid of these spots, man?

Like, I can't surf with these colors, man.

They clash with my bathing suit.

I assure you this remedy will cure

any and all itches, twitches,

spots, dots, blotches, and splotches

associated with the tweezles.

Isn't that right, my faithful assistant?

Uh, right, Twee-- I mean, Uncle Arnie.

[groans] Ow!

You there. Feeling strange, my little flying friend?

A little bit.

-Do you have an irritating pain behind your left ear? -Ow!

I certainly do now.

Tweeg: Do you feel tired when you go to bed at night?

-Leota: I usually do. -Yeah, now that you mention it.

Tweeg: Do you see spots everywhere you look?

-Yeah, spots. -Ooh! Everywhere!

Manfred: Right, man.

Short of breath? No breath at all?

-[panting] -Feel dizzy and confused?

Gee, Twiz, even I'm starting to feel confused.

Never mind that. Go check on Spike.

Then, my afflicted friends,

you've got the tweezles.

-Yes, sounds like it. -Manfred: Must be it.

-What else could it be? -Leota: What do we do?

-Ready, Spike? -Yeah, sure, boss.

Now, when you go out there, remember to limp.

Right, boss.

And don't forget to slump to the floor.

Slump. Got you.

Break a leg.

If you're still wondering if my remedy is worth your hard-earned copper,

here before you is one of the few-- [coughs]

remaining survivors of the last great tweezle epidemic.

How are you feeling today, my dear sick friend?

Much better thanks to you, Uncle Arnie.

[gulping]

And your incredible tweezle remedy.

Tell us what happened.

As soon as I took the stuff,

the pain behind my left ear switched to my right ear.

[chuckles] What a relief, Uncle Arnie.

Slump! Slump!

Oh, yeah, Uncle Slump.

We now have something special we've arranged for your entertainment

at great expense, I might add.

And here they are,

The Bouncing Bounders.

[music playing]

? If you've got itches, twitches, blotches ?

? Splotches, dots, or spots ?

? There is one cure which I am sure will cure what you have got ?

? No water fixer or elixir ?

? Tonic oil or pill ?

? Will make you feel less sicker quicker ?

? When you're feeling ill ?

? Than Uncle Arnie's old-fashioned ?

? Tweezle remedy ?

-[crashing] -? Just one ounce will make you bounce ?

? And keep you tweezle free ?

? So run right back and bring a sack ?

? Of gold coins to me ?

? And purchase Uncle Arnie's old-fashioned tweezle remedy ?

? When the tweezles see it coming ?

? They'll get down on their knees ?

? It's Uncle Arnie's old-fashioned ?

? Tweezle remedy ?

Yeah.

All right.

Thank you, boys.

Awesome.

-[murmuring] -That's the spirit.

Step right up, folks.

Buy extra for tomorrow and the day after.

[laughs]

[chuckles]

L.B., just keep selling that phony remedy,

and I-- I mean, we are going to be rich.

Hey, Tweed, look who's headed this way.

It's Gimmick and his pals.

Tweeg: So it is, L.B., so it is.

Oh, and look! They're covered in spots.

Oh, glorious day!

My plan has worked to perfection.

Thank you. Thank you.

Come again. Next.

Yes, and how many bottles for you today?

Teddy: None for us, thank you, but we'd like to ask you a question.

Sorry, I don't have time for idle chitchat.

Move aside and make room for the cash customers.

Eh, customers?

Hey, do you know the little boys

who were selling that lemonade here yesterday?

Lemonade? Here? Wouldn't know anything about it.

We've been on the road for weeks.

Hmm. That is strange.

I could've sworn this was the right place.

Perhaps you ought to try a bottle

of Uncle Arnie's old-fashioned tweezle remedy?

-It might help your ailing memory. -Teddy: No, thank you.

Your loss, my speckled friend.

I just don't get it.

I'm sure that lemonade stand was here yesterday.

Yes. It's as though it vanished into, thin, eh, air.

Most puzzling.

Wait a minute. Look at those letters.

Grubby: "A. D. E."

It looks like part of a word.

Well, well, a most unexpected development.

Teddy: "Lemonade." Just as I thought.

Oh, my gosh.

I'd better take a peek inside.

Oh!

Well, L.B., it looks like we fooled all the fools we're going to today.

Let's get out of here before Gimmick and his pals start nosing around again.

Right, Twink.

Does that mean we can take off these stupid disguises?

Tweeg: Not here, you quarter-sized halfwit. Inside.

Teddy: Now it all makes sense.

No wonder everyone's got the tweezles.

Someone's mixed Rainbow Water with that lemonade

we bought yesterday.

And that someone could only be...

Tweeg: It worked perfectly, L.B.

-[laughs] -[gasps] Tweeg!

Those fools couldn't buy enough of my fake remedy.

What a brilliant idea I had.

I still say it was my idea.

Never mind, L.B.

Just tidy up the place while I mix some more remedy.

Oh, dear me.

It looks as though our diminutive Illiop

may be in some hazardous peril.

You're right. Whatever that means.

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