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All right, boys.

Your stepmom and I got you these cool things for your new school year.

Whoa, cool backpacks. All right.

I also picked up your uniform. Still in? Oh, my God, yes.

Here you go, hon.

Uniform? Oh, yeah.

These are mine.

I know they may seem boring, but you can add your personality and flair. I used

to wear them back in school, and I used to wear, like, colorful socks and

ribbons and pins.

Yeah.

It's pretty cool.

These are cool.

What about the sports jacket that you like?

Do you have that?

Yeah, actually.

I was thinking about joining a sports team. Maybe they'll give me a cool new

jacket. Yeah, which one do you want to join?

So I can cover this up.

I don't know. You're good at sports, son. You like it. You have a natural

for it.

Yeah, I have a book club. Dylan's more of a smart one, you know what I mean?

more you know, just let's go, you know?

Yeah, you've got your...

Your comic book's all over the place. So you could join a book club and you

could join sports. You can get that cool jacket, put it over your uniform. And

Dylan seems to like his uniform.

I love it. This is cool.

Yeah.

I mean, I'm just trying to get girls to notice me.

That's totally fine. What sport are you going to play? Football?

Baseball? Maybe football.

I don't know. You should definitely do football if you want the girls to notice

you. I was a cheerleader back in the day. I know, but I'm really fast and I

to win. So I'm thinking like soccer or something.

I don't know. That's the whole soccer mom thing. I don't want to be a part of

that. I want to be the cool mom who puts footballs.

See?

Cindy's got some great ideas for the school year. Isn't that exciting? She's

going to make this the best year you've ever had. Yeah, and Dylan, you're going

to do so great this year. I hope so.

Don't worry.

Yeah, you're going to do awesome.

It's going to be a great year.

You guys, that's the spirit, right? Yeah. Dylan?

Right? Yeah?

Yeah. Amazing.

Everyone's going to do so awesome. You're going to love your uniforms.

You're going to get, I wonder how many comic books you could put in that

backpack.

So many. I bet he's got a lot of comic books in that backpack. I know.

And then you can carry all those girls' numbers.

Yeah. Put your phone in there.

Yeah. Yeah. You can take the cooler backpack.

I know Dylan likes the plain one. You can take the one with the bones on it.

It kind of goes with your style around, you know? Yeah, you know.

There's going to be plenty of girls, though. Don't worry.

Just make sure you focus on school as well as on girls all the time, you know?

The only thing I ever focus on is school. Come on, guys. Oh, he's such a

honey. No, I'm not.

I know you focus way more on girls than your schoolwork.

Hmm. Foodies.

Oh, Dylan, don't be like that.

I mean, he's okay. I mean, if you put your comic book down for a little bit

show that pretty face, girls might notice you a little more.

But I like my book.

No, you don't have to, like, throw them away. It's good to be smart, though,

too. Find yourself a good nerdy girl. I know. Ryan, you can learn something from

your brother, though. Like, always do your schoolwork, because all you have to

do is learn something from Ryan, you know?

Yeah. Like, try and get laid more often. Yeah, don't ask me to do your

schoolwork every time. I mean... Can you believe our boys have any kind of

language? Who else is going to do that?

I mean, I thought they took long showers, but this language, it's so

Oh, those long showers, remember that. Yeah, you boys do take a lot of long

showers, actually. I've got to talk to you about that. You're using up a lot of

the hot water, you know? We've only got one water tank.

Showering is hard.

No pun intended there.

You know how many germs are out there?

Oh, honey. I've got to scramble that off.

Oh, he's never going to get girls talking like that.

Girls can lick the germs off.

That is true, actually. It's scientifically proven.

Yeah. But you do hold a lot of bacteria in your mouth, though, you know, as

well. Yeah.

That's why I take a lot of shower.

Oh, you're just scrubbing up all the germs?

All of it. The hot water, just scrubbing it off your body?

Yeah. I hope you're at least using lotion.

I mean, I've used lotion before, you know. Oh, I know you do.

Are you going to put down that comic book even for a second, Dylan?

Just for once. And his brother's talking about girls and he's talking about

germs. What are we going to do with these two?

I don't know.

It's all right, though.

But you boys enjoy your stuff, yeah?

Yeah. You're going to make good use of it? Yeah, and you are going to do so

great. Ryan, you will wear your uniform.

You will wear your uniform, yeah. I will wear it. And Dylan, you are going to do

so great at this new school. And you can buy things that way. You can put the

tie around your head and stuff and be a little cool. That's what I used to do.

I'm going to go iron this right after this. You know what?

Actually, it's like I am maybe...

I can stop thinking about girls because I'll be, you know, wearing the uniform.

Yeah, it's a new school. Like, it's a private school.

Yeah, you've got to be on your best behavior as well.

And what they didn't think about is even though they have to wear uniforms, the

girls have to wear uniforms too.

Yeah, that's true. And what's hotter than a girl in a little uniform skirt?

Ah, schoolgirl uniform days. I remember those.

Oh, shut up. I remember you in that one. Oh, yeah.

With my cool socks.

Yeah, you always had the cool socks. You always had something that was like

real. That's what I liked about you. Yeah, the flair. I guess girls like a

in uniform, right? Yeah.

That's why they're always like cops, firemen, stuff like that.

Yeah. Are we going to leave your voice to it? Yeah.

Okay. We'll feed out that.

Yeah, sounds good.

Okay, bye guys. I don't have to try it on, right?

Yeah, make sure it fits. It's fine.

Good day at school, boys, yeah?

Yeah, did you guys have a good day at school?

Yeah, I tried out for the soccer team and made a bunch of new friends.

I think now I'm going to be the quarterback.

Really? That's amazing.

And how about you, Dylan?

I don't know if people like me. I was kind of shy.

There's no need to be shy. You need to open up and let people really get to

you.

This is where you would take good advice from your brother, but probably the

only time you'd take good advice from him.

Hey Dylan, it's going to be alright, okay? Don't worry about it. You'll make

friends tomorrow, okay? Just keep going.

And Ryan, we talked about this.

Where's your dad from?

England. Exactly. So it's not soccer, it's football.

I'm pretty sure there's no quarterback in soccer.

Well, I don't know.

Which I know there's no quarterback.

We're still going to get, like, girls, right?

Oh, an athlete's always going to get a girl. Oh, yeah, definitely.

The jock always gets girls. But so do the nerdy boys, you get the nerdy girls.

Nerdy girls are hot. Yeah, don't you like the girls in the big glasses?

Yeah, their mom wears glasses and it's pretty hot.

Don't you think? Don't tell them my secrets.

Don't tell them your secrets.

You're telling them that I'm old. I could have sat on my glasses to read.

Yeah.

That's just because we're old kids.

I just wear contacts because I don't want anybody to see me in glasses.

You can get those nice color contacts now that can change your eyes. I was

reading about it. No, don't change his beautiful eyes. Don't say that, honey.

I have green eyes.

Yeah.

Well, you know, you guys fall in love so slow.

Cheer up, kiddo. Yeah. Did you put away the comic books? Did you try to be

outgoing and out there?

Yeah, I put away the comic book for a little bit. Yeah, I tried.

I just don't know how to talk. I don't know.

So, that's how you get to know them, is by talking to them. Yeah, well, I know

the books, so I'm going to read the books.

Well, find someone else who knows the books.

I didn't see anyone.

No one was really talking, and it also seemed like they already knew everyone.

Yeah.

Yeah. Well, I mean, it's tough making friends, but I think it's the first day

school. You'll be good.

But you can't bury yourself in those comic books all day, son. You've got to

out there. You've got to get out there and engage, you know what I mean? Yeah.

Like, see, you're the book one, you're the smart one, and he's the outgoing

Maybe you can learn stuff from each other, you know? Yeah.

I mean, you could be a little more into your schoolwork like Dylan, and he could

be a little more outgoing, especially with the ladies like your brother Ryan.

I'm sure you guys will have a wonderful day at school tomorrow.

Yeah.

Tomorrow's another day.

I'll try better tomorrow.

I'll try to be more confident.

Yeah, it's just gonna be alright, son. It'll be alright.

You got this, bro. You just need to be more confident.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Just comes as it comes naturally to you. Mm -hmm.

Yeah. Don't worry about it.

Mm -mm.

There's nothing to worry about, honey. You're a great person.

Don't go up too fast, though, you know? I don't want you running off and getting

mad quickly.

Oh, no.

I still like having you guys at home.

Mmm, me too. I love having you boys at home.

Yeah. I like being at home. Yeah.

See,

tomorrow, honey, they're going to do absolutely great.

Well, they are.

So what's your guys' favorite class so far, then? Like, not sports, Ryan, but,

like, what class do you like?

Dylan, do you have any classes you like? Oh, the English teacher.

Yeah? That's super cool.

You like the English teacher, not English class?

Oh, there we go.

Yeah, I like both.

Women's volleyball?

That class was cool.

Oh, they have a class on women's volleyball? Did you sneak in there?

Well, I was just, you know, like on the field and they were doing their thing,

so I just started watching.

No, because you're a sports guy, you're allowed to be on the field.

Yeah, it's true.

I used to be a teacher's aide once.

Well, what happened to that? You used to be a teacher's aide?

Well, I didn't do a very good job.

I just did my homework.

You're supposed to help out.

That's how I feel about the school and homework. Well, don't we teach you in

this house to always be helpful?

Yeah, it's good to hear you guys are always helpful.

I feel like we're all very helpful.

Yeah.

How's that comment there, son?

Oh, it was great. The new ones we ordered came in, so I'm trying to go

them. Yeah.

It's amazing.

They do have that book club. I signed up for that book club. You signed up for

the book club? Yeah.

I'm excited for that. Oh, that's so amazing, Dylan. After school.

Fridays and Thursdays, okay?

Brian, will you sign up for the book club?

Yeah, sure.

Why don't we do this? One day maybe, like, Dylan, one day you sign up for a

sports thing and you sign up for a book club. Maybe you guys can trade one day.

I think it would be fun living in each other's shoes for the day of the life

get some experience.

Absolutely. That's a great idea, honey. Football.

I mean, it doesn't have to be football. It could be... Kicking a ball in the

grass.

What's the point of that?

To go outside and be in the grass.

Kicking a ball in the grass. See, he is my son.

He knows what a factual football is, this one. Oh, honey, just because I'm

second wife doesn't mean you're not their father. Does your kind of football

have cheerleaders? Because if they don't, I mean, who would watch that?

See, that's the thing about America, honey. We always need half -naked girls

tell us what to do. It's true, though. It's true.

That's fair.

We just go to the south part of England and they're all there anyway, so it's

fine.

When are we going back?

Huh? When are we going back?

We can go back to summer.

We've got a trip planned for all of us. Oh, yeah, I love summer. And we can go

to the south of France again. Yeah, that'd be great.

Yeah, that's fun.

Remember that bookstore we used to go to?

Yeah. I want to go back to that.

We definitely go back to that.

The bookstore, that's all he remembers.

I'll remember if there's girls in there. Yeah, they have good comments.

Great comments.

Yeah, imagine all the reading you can get done.

What do you know about reading?

You don't read.

You just look at the words and skip the page.

That's the way to look at it. Look at the words and skip the page.

I have. I like those picture books when you read those pictures in the middle.

See, he gets it from you.

It's called a comic book.

Yeah, I mean.

Oh.

Say, tomorrow's another day.

What are we eating for dinner?

I don't know. Chinese food.

Oh, good question.

Chinese food.

Orange chicken.

Oh, yeah, you know that's more chicken, you know.

Chinese food is amazing.

Charmaine. Oh, yeah, always.

It's the best stuff. There's a new spot that's open down the street, so I think

we're going to get it from there. Yeah, we talked about this, actually. You

don't want me to cook? You're going to pick up dinner for me? That's so sweet.

It's either or. Whatever you want to do. Cooking's great.

Mm -hmm.

See, that's why you came to America. You wanted some southern home -cooked meal.

Some southern home -cooked meal, yes. Some southern home -cooked meal is

You know it is.

You guys want to help me clean up the kitchen while your father gets Chinese

sweet

Just let me know whenever you're ready. I've got plenty of chores for you both.

If Ryan actually cleans, I'll just hide it in the corner.

He's got a point. Well, there's no bed, so... Well, that's true.

I mean, but you do have to put it in the trash, though, you know? Mm -hmm.

And actually put the trash out. Yeah. Not just put it outside the trash can.

Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, remember that? We had that raccoon come in and destroy the thing last time

we did that. Mm -hmm.

And by that, the other guy inside the house scared the shit out of me, that

Yeah, I bit one of the books.

They're shifted little fuckers those ones, you know.

It eats the food and takes your book.

Yeah, I don't think we have those out here.

There are raccoons everywhere.

Yeah, I know.

I don't get many raccoons in England, you know. There's a lot of raccoons over

here.

It's not like people will steal your trash and your books instead. It's

you know.

Same thing.

Should we

get ready for dinner, guys?

Are you going to run and pick it up? Yeah, I'm going to go get it.

Well, I've got chores for both of you boys.

Oh, yeah. Listen to your mom, okay?

I love cleaning.

Oh, that's home, too!

There you go, guys.

Yeah. All right.

Pull them out. We've got everyone's favorite in there.

Yeah.

It's amazing.

Thank you so much. Oh, of course. I really didn't want to cut tonight. How

everyone's day?

Yeah, how was your day?

It was great.

I made the soccer team.

Wait, what?

I made the football team. Wait, you made the football team?

Well, yeah.

Guys? Everyone, high five!

High five! To my son, the soccer star!

Oh,

and now you're saying soccer.

We're Americanizing you.

Now, we don't want to leave anyone out. Dylan, how was your day today?

It was cool. I joined the comic book club. Yeah, the comic book club? Yeah,

everybody liked the comics I brought. We're actually working on a project.

but what kind of project? We're making our own superhero for the school.

Oh my god, so you guys are both flourishing in this new school. That's

Yeah.

Wow, that's really good. I'm really proud of you. I'm proud of you both. I'm

proud of you both, too. This is a night of celebration, you know? Yes, I am so

glad to be a part of this family.

Huge night of celebration.

Me, too.

Yeah.

It would suck to be a part of any other family. Oh, I know.

Yeah. I love you all as if you were my home.

Let's go see what else is going on, guys. Yeah, what else?

Did you clean your rooms like I asked?

I did, yeah. Well, no.

Of course you did, Dylan. I'm not worried about you. Ryan, did you clean

room? Um, yeah.

You did?

Well, no.

Yeah, I knew it.

Never.

You've got to clean up. I don't want to do it.

There's so many stiff socks all over the place.

Do you have to read at the table? We're having dinner.

But, like, it's virtual work.

Yeah, it's basically studying, you know. Yeah.

It's actually studying for my school work. You do actually study for your

work, don't you?

I'll find someone else.

Hey, it's alright. No finance table. It's alright.

Mm -hmm.

But you feel better today, yeah, about school?

Oh, yeah, for sure.

And much better? Yeah. Yeah.

I'm proud of you, boys.

Look at this. Comic Club Buck champion.

Mm -hmm. Football champion.

Oh, I'm proud of you, boys.

Yeah, so...

Which would turn out to be a great day guys.

Yeah, I really was. Absolutely. I'm so proud of you both.

Yeah.

I'm proud of this family too.

Cheers to this family guys.

Cheers. Cheers.

Yes.

So you guys excited about the weekend?

I bet they are. Hell yeah.

Did you get any girls numbers?

Well, I saw a few looks, but I didn't get any numbers.

You will son, you'll get some numbers, you know.

Yeah, I think some of the kids from the comic class want to get lunch sometime

during the weekend.

Oh, that's good stuff.

I'm glad you guys are making friends, though.

Yeah, they're making friends already, sweetheart. Can you believe it?

Good job, bro. You just need some confidence.

Yeah, thanks.

That's what I needed.

Raise up those spirits.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

Proud of you boys though. How's your uniform?

Oh, you know.

Did you add some flare?

It's plain.

I see you both got your sneakers on there. We're back when I was in the day.

had to wear actual shoe shoes, brother. I'd pretty like you guys to be a little

more comfortable. I ordered mine.

I actually wanted something. I ordered mine.

You actually wanted shoe shoes?

I see.

I don't want to wear these.

How did you put them on already? It looks bummy. Do you think they're more

than you? No.

It's called their management.

You guys need to be nicer to one another.

You can actually clean your room. Maybe you can get some allowance for it.

I mean, shit.

We do have some rules in this household.

I do your homework.

Yeah,

we do have some rules in this household.

You know I really appreciate that, bro.

Yeah, me too.

20 bucks is 20 bucks.

So she said, you know what? 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

Have you read this one yet?

I think I have. It's been a while since I read this one.

Oh, I see. This one's my favorite one. This one there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cyborg.

Yeah,

that is like just... He's got like the canyon.

There we go.

Did you see this book, honey?

Yeah, so... Have you read all of them yet? Some?

No,

there's a few ones that came in yesterday.

I've got to read through those, but... I'll get through them eventually.

Yeah, you seem to be doing pretty good.

Yeah, you've got a lot of books there.

Yeah.

Reading makes you smarter.

Take a note. My son was... Brains and athletes, you know what I mean?

So I breathe. I'm so glad we got one of each. I know.

Me too.

Me too.

If I read it, Matosi can tell you what it says.

Yeah, I know.

You can tell yourself.

I mean, hey, you've got to find a will for a way, you know what I mean?

When there's a will, there's a way.

Yeah.

When there's a will, there's a way.

That's what they said.

There's a movie that came out for this four hours ago. What, for that comic

book? Yeah.

Yeah, maybe we're going to go on a family trip and see it, you know what I

Oh, that sounds awesome.

I would love to do that.

Yeah? We haven't seen a movie together in a while.

I know.

Wait, what about a drive -in?

Oh, a drive -in could be good.

Is a car big enough for that movie? A drive -in could be really good.

Yeah, a car's big enough.

It's a car's big enough.

Yeah.

Well, I'm going to ask, are we allowed to wear, do we have...

Do you wear the same colors every day?

I think that is just part of the uniform, you know? Yeah, it's just part

Remember to add your own flare. You got it.

I just wanted to add my own little touch to it. Yeah.

That's good.

Your uniforms look great though, boys.

You're doing good.

Yeah.

I'm definitely going to be ironing this like every day.

Yeah, you don't need to iron it every day. I mean, that's all right.

I appreciate you guys. I got to be clean, you know?

Oh, yeah, if you're in the book club now, you know, you got to be fresh and

clean.

Really? Yeah.

Oh, it's the best part of the day, taking that tie off.

Yeah? Oh, no, I know.

I remember I used to put it around my head when I was at school.

Yeah, like that. There you go.

You're gonna put it back on there? Yeah.

Are you gonna wipe your wearing a tie? You can do whatever.

Yeah.

Do you really have it over your head?

He does. Oh my goodness. Well, he has it around his neck. Around his neck.

Oh. It doesn't look proper, you know?

My silly boys.

Oh, I know.

He actually has it up. That's a good boy.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm almost done with this one. Oh, good thing you have a table to put it on.

Yeah. Look at that.

That's perfect.

Reading that book is amazing.

The boy likes to read while he does everything.

Yeah. Mm -hmm.

Oh, this is the part where they put him in the stretcher.

It's a real page -turner, huh? Yeah.

It's really good.

Yeah, the five -hour one is amazing.

Yeah, you've got like that cannon arm.

Oh, wow.

What are we doing later? Like after this?

You boys are cleaning.

Yeah, you gotta help her do dishes and stuff and do chores.

Oh, you gotta actually help this time and not pretend and then when she goes

away upstairs, you know?

Yeah.

It's hot today. Did you notice that? Yeah, they said the weather is going to

warm today.

I'd say we go to the pool. Yes.

Of course you got what you wanted.

It's a good dad.

What are you guys going to do for the weekend? Do you want to go on that

trip?

Yeah, that would be cool.

That would be good. It's been a little bit.

Here we

go.

If we're going to go on a trip, where are we going? We can go up to that lake

house.

Yeah, the lake house. Yeah, we've been fishing.

We have those books. We haven't seen those in a while. Yeah, yeah. They got

the books up there, you know?

You want to fish. You want to read by the lake.

Yeah. I just want to lie out.

Well, I mean, I can hang out with some girls, too. Maybe they'll hang out with

me while I'm fishing.

You better get those numbers first, hon. Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, it was so good.

Proud of you, Sonda.

Yeah.

Proud of you.

Very, very proud of you.

Yeah, low five.

Yeah.

That was great.

See, that'll be good.

What else do you guys want to do at the lake house? Should we go take the boat

out?

Yeah? Oh, it's been a while.

Yeah. It's been a while.

We're going to definitely take that boat out. For sure.

That'd be great.

Do we still have that tube?

Yeah, we have the tube, yeah. Yeah, we've still got a couple of them,

And the garage in the back and the store.

Do you see that old couple from there?

The old couple? Oh, no, they sold.

They sold?

Yeah, they sold.

Do you know how to listen to the chitter -chatter? I didn't know that they sold.

Oh, they were good peeps.

Well, they were, but now it's empty.

I like that house. Extra lake house. I wonder if they're going to do short

rentals, you know?

Oh, maybe they will. It's beautiful, yeah.

Yeah, maybe. I'm not sure. With the new owners, I'm not sure.

What if he rents it?

Renters of the house and our house? It's a little much, though. It's a bit much.

We're not making money.

Money's going to grow on trees.

It does not grow on trees. We've got to work for it. We've got to put you guys

through college, too, after school.

We have to work.

So hard for the money.

I'm excited for college. Yeah, it's going to be great.

Oh, you guys have to finish high school first.

You've got to get good grades. You're going to have the athlete, and then

going to have the genius.

There's scholarships for both.

Yeah? I was thinking about trying to play guitar, too.

Oh, the musicians are hot.

Your dad knows that. Musicians are hot.

Yeah, I think I told you they sold.

Yeah? Yeah.

No, you did tell me they sold. Yeah.

I didn't know.

Yeah. I think they have some new buyers lined up.

Not just investors.

That was a nice house that they have, too. Oh, I know.

Our view of the lake's better, though.

Yeah?

Yeah Yeah,

we need their house on our land Yeah,

I think the weather this weekend is gonna be great

Yeah, but it's been weird. Really weird, like hot, cold, hot, cold, hot, cold.

Yeah, I know.

It's all about bipolar weather, you know? Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Hopefully it'll rain soon. I really like the rain.

The rain?

Yeah, you don't like the rain? I get sad.

Really? When it rains? It's so beautiful. You hear, like, the pitter

Yeah, I mean, it is nice to read while it's raining, you know? Yeah, like that.

You got a lot of food, actually.

Oh, man.

Yeah, I want to get back some leftovers, too, you know?

Ooh, can I take some to school now?

Yeah, if you want.

How are the lunches at school? Yeah, how are they? They're good.

Really? I don't know.

I feel like it's all fake.

The cheese is, like, plastic.

The vegetables look like they've been sitting in a bag for months. Really?

Yeah. Like, pizza and burritos, that's my favorite thing. Like, how much they

pay? Yeah, the pizza is, like, a slice of cardboard with, like, a pepperoni on

it.

We should make a call. I mean, we pay them an arm and a leg for you guys to go

there. I've seen lunches have gone out the window since we were kids, you know?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Well, as I said, I'm glad you guys are enjoying school, you know.

It is what it is, you know.

Yeah,

I thought it was great.

Where else would we meet chicks?

Like a library or something? I don't know.

Well, it's all good.

You got something wrong with the library? I may not talk to girls, but I

them there a lot. I have a problem with the way you just said library.

Why? You hear him? He said library. Yeah, library.

Library. Mr. Books.

Alright, you guys.

Libraries, okay.

Alright, you guys.

Alright.

Brian doesn't know what a library is. No.

Never been to one.

I texted the library once.

Really? Tell them that. Tell them that.

I mean, no, I didn't have to text the library once. You're going to ruin it

me. Now.

What, like the library?

Something to add to my bucket list.

Oh, now you want to go to lunch? Oh, now he wants to go to lunch. Now I want to

go to lunch. Oh, you guys forget. We knew each other in high school. Then we

didn't reconnect for years and years later. So we used to have fun in high

school. Oh, yeah.

We got a little naughty.

Yeah, you were two grades above me. Oh, right. Yeah.

Oh, you don't want to hear this voice?

Oh. Oh, they're embarrassing you a little bit with these stories. They're

blushing. I know.

Oh, yeah.

Don't even.

All right, then.

Yeah.

It's a good one, that one.

It is good, isn't it?

Oh, yeah, this is the one you ordered.

Was it worth the order?

Are you eating already?

Yeah, it's fine.

Chicken sounds good.

I'm going to put my face in it. No, I'm just kidding you all.

That's good.

Very good.

Really? Yeah.

We'll get there in a minute once we're back.

You're sorting out this stuff, you know? Yeah.

I'm almost done with the book.

Yeah? Yeah.

You'll have to tell me about it. Give me the clip of it.

Aww, you're interested?

Yeah. You're interested in each other's hobbies, honey.

I'm just trying to be supportive.

I know.

It's good that you're being supportive.

You can read it. You want to read it?

Yeah. That's the first time I've seen you put that

comic book in there.

I know.

You picked up a book. Imagine that.

Just put the sentences together and it'll be fine.

To be in the team, you've got to have a certain grade point average, right?

Oh, that's right.

You're going to have to work on your studies.

By yourself.

Help him if you need it.

Yeah,

I can help him, but every night? Come on.

I mean, yeah.

Fine. I help you too, bro.

With what? Keeping each other.

Yeah.

Like, teaching you how to talk to girls. I mean, have you ever been inside of a

girl?

No. Really?

No, I haven't. You guys are going to have to experience that.

I think the plan has been the same.

Yeah.

You get their number, you take them out on dates, you play your little game.

Well, you guys are old enough now.

You guys are old enough to do it.

Like the waiting three days to call back.

That's a game?

Mm -hmm. I'm just busy. It's torture.

Oh, you better like the... You gotta be a little what they call them.

Outgoing. Yeah.

I play a little bit hard to get, but not too much.

Women are good at that compared to men.

Well, you

ask

questions. How do you even go about that? How do you talk to a girl?

Usually I walk up and they're like, give me your number. I'm like, what?

Can't wait until the girls call me daddy.

What?

Oh my gosh.

That's my boy.

That's what the kids are saying to me. Is that inappropriate to do during

dinner? No. I'm good.

Oh my goodness.

No, you're perfectly fine. You're good.

Yeah, you're absolutely good. You're really good.

There's a lot of people watching basketball right now, right?

Are you going to try out for that or is it just football?

I mean, I might as well, right?

Yeah, be the pole jock. Get a couple of jackets.

Or get some leathers on your jacket. That's one thing I heard. You got some

leathers on your jacket.

You got some leathers on your jacket. I mean, there's a lot of sports people. I

can get a badge for a jacket, too, for the comic book club. Oh, yeah, they do.

They do comic book badges?

Yeah. The school does, at least. That's pretty good. If not, I'm just going to

make my own. Why not?

A hero badge?

Yeah. Yeah, I'd like that.

Badges all around, you know?

Oh, look at my phones. They have badges. They have this. They have that. It's

great.

I feel lucky. We're so privileged.

Yeah. Such a happy, good family.

Yeah, we're a great family. And I'm so glad to be a part of that.

We should have a... I don't know, family time, guys. You guys make me proud.

You know? You guys get in trouble sometimes, but, you know, all being a

know? Trouble?

I think they even each other out.

Yeah, I think so too.

Yeah, I do.

I mean, we are brothers at the end of the day. Oh, it's true.

Blood or not. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You know what's weird, though?

What? I didn't see you in any of my classes.

Did you escape completely different schedules?

Oh, I mean, of course not.

I'm in the advanced classes.

I don't know.

Yeah, that's definitely what it was. You just didn't see me. I was on the other

side in the D building.

Oh.

Because you're a D student?

oh there is a d building right i mean well i think you need uh yeah that's the

one across the street i think you need to see everything so we're gonna you're

gonna have to have to talk about that in a little bit oh i bet you guys can't

wait to do it again yeah i can't wait to dig in it's almost cool enough and it's

pretty hot so i know it was really hot when you got it i don't want you guys to

burn your mouths you know yeah i could see that no one yeah yeah it'd be too

Oh, what about dessert?

Uh... Oh, I've looked up a little something.

Oh, you've looked up a little something, yeah.

I think... Oh, actually, we can make some dessert, too.

Oh, yeah, you guys can make some dessert.

We still have some of that leftover frosting.

Oh, cool.

Yeah, that sounds good.

Yeah, that'll be good.

You haven't tried the frosting yet, right, huh?

Oh, no, I haven't. Oh, yeah, we'll just make her the frosting. Yeah, the

frosting will be good.

It's the vanilla one. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, it's good.

Super creamy.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, it was really thick last time. It was really good. Yeah.

Actually, can I... I want some of that chicken, actually. I want to try it.

Yeah.

Here you are. Come here. Just have a little taste. See how hot it is.

Here you are.

Oh,

you're ready for that chicken. Yeah, just have a little bit. Just see how

it is.

That's perfect.

There we go.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Which is so well needed.

Absolutely well needed.

Yep.

I'm going to be so sad playing.

Oh my god, I can't wait.

Yep,

I cannot wait.

It's almost time now. I think we should be good in a minute, you know. How's

that ticket?

Yeah. I mean, I'm totally ready for dinner.

But are you going to go to the lake house this weekend?

Or are you going to wait until next weekend?

Well, the weather says it's good this weekend, so I think... Let's just take

advantage of it. Yeah. Why not?

It's kind of short notice, but... The neighbors aren't there anymore? I can

cancel the book club. It's not a big deal.

Wait, wait. Book club? Hold on.

We were supposed to go to that.

I know, but it's actually canceled, so we can go to the lake house. Book club's

every week. Yeah, it's every week. And all we really do is... Remember, I

once... Have you stood at the lake house?

Well, I don't think people can come, though.

We're not hosting this week.

Honey, I'm going to let you in on a little secret.

Our book clubs, our neighborhood book clubs, they're really just for drinking.

Right. Yeah, so it doesn't really matter. Drinking?

Yeah. It doesn't really matter.

Like what? That's why you're not allowed there. Like wine.

We drink wine and we discuss the book. You're not allowed there.

Remember, you don't get in because you guys aren't old enough to drink yet.

Plus, it's just for the ladies. Yes.

Oh, yeah.

I'll tell you what, though. I think it definitely is.

Getting close to food time, don't you think?

Yeah.

It's definitely getting close to food time. Should we go get that vaccine?

I think it's definitely getting close.

What do you think, baby? Is it getting close to food time?

Absolutely. Yeah, I think so too.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

That was a beautiful watching moment.

Yep, yep. It's definitely getting close. It's definitely getting close to free

time. Okay. I'm starting to get really, really hungry.

All right. Well, let's eat.

Oh, come on. Let's eat. Yeah, Nick House is going to be really good this

weekend. Yeah. I can't wait for dinner, you guys.

Yeah, I can't wait for dinner. I'm so proud of both of you. Oh, I think it's

almost dinner time. It's almost dinner time.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

I'm ready.

Oh my goodness. I'm so proud to be part of this family.

Here's to a great school year, you guys.

Yeah. Good job, boys. Yeah.

All right.

See,

this is the ice cream we were talking about. Yeah, it's good.

Are you guys ready for dinner? Yeah, I'm so ready for dinner. All right.

Here's to this year. Let's have dinner, guys. Let's go. Yum.