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(upbeat music)

(Adam cooing)

Perhaps we should start the day?

Okay, but before we do,

I was just wondering if I could ask you something?

Of course, what's going on?

So, you know that thing that we did on our wedding day

where we went into the bathroom

and I gave you that really good head

and I did those things with my fingers?

Oh, I think about that all the time.

Well, I was just wondering if you're up for it,

if we could do that again, but this time you did it to me?

Oh, yeah, I'd love to.

But I can't promise I'll be as good as you.

Well, I mean, there's only one way

to really find out isn't there?

(indistinct whisper)

(upbeat music)

? You make me feel so good and make my body fly ?

What you doing, what is that?

Are you gonna swallow it?

Mmm... Mm-mmm.

Babe, go to the bathroom, spit it out.

? Loaded guns at ready ?

? Point that big, big Glock oh no ?

Oh, Adam, I am so sorry to startle you.

Look, I just got back early from my trip

and I really needed to take you up

on that offer to use the couch.

I hope that's okay that I'm here.

Mm-hmm.

Ooh, and I'll have to borrow your razor

because all of this is out of control.

You know what they say?

You trim back the jungle,

you make the tiger look bigger.

(Adam chuckling)

I would've stayed longer

but the girl I was seen overseas dumped me

and I got really sad, so...

Aw.

Maybe we can all have lunch together

after I've finished in here?

Mmmm.

So, how does it feel being a homeowner?

(Adam swallowing)

I love it.

That's great to hear.

Okay, slink away you little sneaky cat.

(upbeat music)

Hello.

Hi, congratulations on your big

closing night of the show.

Adam, these are beautiful, oh my gosh, I love these.

Where did you get them from?

That is a story for another day.

Lemme just.

Oh, yep.

Yeah, no, it's just not right.

You know, these things they like, they need to choke you.

You need to like, if you don't come back blue, it's problem.

Okay.

Yeah, all done.

How do I look?

You look like a soon to be award-winning photographer.

That's very kind of you to say.

But seriously, do I look okay?

'Cause if it tie's too much, I can always discard it.

Well, if that's the case,

I think I'd like to see it gone.

What movie is that from?

It's not, I just said it in a funny voice.

Are you intentionally

trying to make me more anxious about tonight?

You asked for my honest opinion and I gave it to you.

Well, from memory, I said seriously,

I needed your serious opinion.

Yeah, no, and seriously,

you should probably ditch the tie.

Ditched it is.

(tie whirring)

I'm sorry that I'm not gonna be there tonight.

Don't worry, it's the big closing night of your new show,

you don't wanna miss that over a little award ceremony.

But it is not a little award ceremony.

This is like the first time

you've been nominated for a photography award.

Well, are you gonna be here when I get home?

Of course I will, where else will I be?

And that's all that matters then, come here.

But seriously, don't worry about me, just focus on the show

and we'll catch up tonight in bed.

You know, I don't think I could be happier

than I am right now.

Did I not just marry the most beautiful man in the world?

I love you, babe.

I love you more.

See you on the flip side.

See you then.

(upbeat music)

Yeah, they're pretty good.

There's so many famous faces here.

I even saw Brad Stevens at the bar.

He did the Vabrasco cover art for the new album.

I gotta meet him, he's hot.

I'm feeling so outta place.

Oh, you're just as famous as them.

Hardly, let's just all stay calm for now.

Dude, you're the only one is freaking out.

You kind of look like a mum

when she's trying to poach an egg.

Not helping.

- I can poach an egg. - Nope.

Can we not fight right now?

Hey, let me go find us some better drinks.

Please do.

[Speaker] Excuse me, are you Adam?

I'm Ethan, Adam's my brother.

Hello, yes.

You have a fan.

[Polly] It's so nice to meet you.

Likewise.

[Polly] I'm Polly, one of the event organizers,

and I just wanted to wish you the best of luck today.

We all loved your cover art.

That's very kind, thank you.

[Polly] And you have my vote.

Okay, now I feel even more nervous.

She said she voted, that's good, right?

I need to go find a place to sit down.

Okay.

I'll go piss.

I should go find Brad.

(Adam sighing)

Hey stranger.

Oh, hey, you.

Eric.

Yes, sorry, Eric.

How are you Adam?

I'm okay.

All grown up now.

Oh, hardly.

Are you one of the nominees?

How'd you know?

You look about as nervous

as you did when I first met you at the bar.

I've never been nominated for an award before.

Seems every time we've met, I'm a wreck.

Are you any better at picking up men at bars?

I actually got married to my boyfriend just recently.

Oh, there you go.

One less thing to worry about.

True.

Are you nominated for an award?

No, no, my friend is though.

You look the same.

And you, you look like a winner.

Your husband's a lucky man, wish you the best.

Thanks.

Oh no, no, I'm never gonna live that down.

No, no you won't.

(upbeat music)

Hi, Ethan.

Ethan, Brad.

I don't know if you've met my brother Adam,

but he's a massive fan.

He's been meaning to come over,

but he's a bit embarrassed, you know?

He's nominated tonight, right?

He is nominated, I'll show you some of his stuff.

I don't even seen it, but I've got it as my wallpaper

so I can easy access, pretty cool.

- Very cool. - Not bad.

Yeah, I think he'll win.

Are you an artist yourself?

I'm not.

I'm used work in the magazine, but currently unemployed.

Just looking for few things.

I've got some stuff in the works, you know?

Do you want a drink or?

Yeah, I was gonna get a beer.

It's on me.

It's free.

City of Maribyrnong Performing Arts Award

goes to Cole Jones.

(audience clapping)

I really need a wee.

Can you hold it?

I'd just like to thank everyone who voted for me.

This is a great honor.

(upbeat music)

Oh my God, oh my God,

oh my God, oh my God.

(upbeat music)

(water flowing)

(Adam groaning)

(upbeat music)

City of Maribyrnong Music Award

goes to Brothers Sean and Elliot Matthews

for their electro group, Gulch Lovers.

(audience clapping)

Thanks, thank you everyone.

I wanna just start off by thanking our mum.

Love you, Mum. We made it.

(upbeat music)

Please pick up the phone.

I'm fucked, I'm fucked, I'm fucked.

Pick up the phone.

I know, I'll call Gabe.

No, I can't, he's directing right now.

(audience clapping)

Wow, it's such an honor to receive this award

and thank you to everybody who's helped me

along my journey and made this possible.

I can never thank you enough.

To anyone out there who has a big creative dream

and that dream has ever felt out of reach

or impossible to achieve,

don't be coerced by the naysayers.

Favorite quote of mines from Rue McClanahan,

mother said to her, "Every kick's a boost, so keep focused,

stay positive, and keep chasing that dream."

I'm proof that dreams really do come true, thank you.

(audience clapping)

Hey.

What's going on?

Look at you, it's you, my goodness.

It's been a long time.

I know.

What are you doing here?

Oh, just at a friend's exhibition next door.

Nice, nice, you look good.

I like this, this is fun.

Thank you.

Hey, you know, I can't even believe it.

It was only last week

that I was thinking whatever happened to you.

I mean, I'm all good evidently.

What do you reckon?

So you do know that if you did ever want another catch up,

that Mommy would be very, very,

and even more than happy to feed her good little boy.

(laughing)

Look, look, I'm happy with what you did for me,

but I've moved on from all of that, you know.

No, honestly, honestly, honestly,

I wouldn't be as happy as I am now if it wasn't for you.

But I've had a baby

and like a real one and I don't wanna be one, so.

So you could be my daddy then.

No, I don't want to be your daddy, baby, uncle,

sister or cousin.

But I'm happy to be friends.

I like that, see ya.

(upbeat music)

(hand knocking)

Adam.

What the fuck are you doing?

I had an accident.

Did you piss your pants?

No, I didn't piss my pants.

I slipped in someone's piss.

Yuck, that is so much fucking worse.

Gimme your clothes.

And what am I supposed to wear? Piss clothes, no, no.

Oh, hey Clay, has it started?

Yeah, it has, but we have a wardrobe malfunction.

What's happened?

He fell on someone's piss

and he needs a change of clothes.

I don't know what to do.

Well, you're lucky you've got the frame

of the seven-year-old girl.

(laughing)

What does that mean?

I've got some of my daughter's clothes in the boot.

(upbeat music)

(clapping)

I can't thank you enough, Sally.

That's all right sunshine.

You know, I'll always be your lesbian in shining armor.

And I'll always be grateful for that.

How about you do me a couple of family portraits?

Done.

Oh, and if you didn't already know,

I love you lots, Adam.

I always have and I always will.

You said that about four times at the wedding,

but it's always nice to know that you're loved.

And Sally, I love you too, buddy.

What, is this the intermission?

Where have you been?

I was calling you.

What are you wearing?

Are you okay?

I'm fine, can we please just go back in?

It's finished.

It's finished, how can it be finished?

Did I win?

Oh, sorry hun, a girl from West Footscray won it.

What are you saying?

She's saying you lost and she won.

Are you playing around?

This is not the time to be funny.

We're serious man, it's over.

(gentle music)

Are you okay?

I just need a minute.

(gentle music)

Mind if I join you?

Sure.

Couldn't help but overhear what happened.

I'm so embarrassed.

This has been the worst day of my life.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

I was way into my career before I won any award.

You're young, you're starting out.

This career is a marathon, not a sprint.

Just pace yourself.

I know, it just sucks to lose.

Yeah, I can relate.

You've gotta put those emotions aside, you know, toughen up.

You can't rush this career.

If you do, you'll be as quickly forgotten.

You're right.

Patience isn't really my strong suit.

Yeah, that just shows me how badly you want this.

More than anything in the world.

Why don't you shoot me a text in the new year?

I get a bunch of work and I end up having no time for it,

I can send it your way.

Oh my, I'd really appreciate that, Brad.

I can't thank you enough.

No worries, but can you do one thing for me?

Whatever you want, as long as it's nonsexual,

as I'm a happily married gay.

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

Your family asked me to come and speak to you.

Maybe you should go and say thank you,

they really care about you.

They really are something.

And I will, thanks for the chat, Brad.

Anytime.

Oh, I'm starting to think

that slipping on piss wasn't actually so bad.

Is that why you're dressed like a little girl?

That's right.

We should probably head back up.

Here, take my jacket.

You may not have won an award,

but we can still have a little dignity.

Thanks.

(upbeat music)

You cheeky little, get in here.

Proud of you, the best big little bro I've ever had.

Sorry Clay, see you guys.

(upbeat music)

I don't know, that's your son, that's your son.

I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno.

Oh God, his tree is very nice.

All right. I'll give him that.

I'll admit, it's nice, yeah.

Mine is better though.

- Why do you do that? - What, I'm just saying,

You're always butting heads with Adam.

No, I don't.

You do all the time.

And it's because you're both the same.

Yeah?

Am I the only normal one in this family?

Jesus Christ.

So much better.

To Adam from Adam.

Why the fuck have you got a present

addressed to yourself, from yourself?

Do you know what that is?

Do I have to guess or are you telling us?

It's Melanie's record.

I ordered one so I have my own copy.

Is she any good, I've never heard her music.

- Let's chuck it on. - Yeah.

No! That's my Christmas present.

And you know what it is, so put it on.

Okay, okay.

Oh, but before I do, can I make a toast?

[Mum] Mm-hmm.

For what, bro?

I just wanted to take a quick moment

to thank the both of you.

You have both loved and supported me my whole life

and I feel like I'm a better man now.

You've both made me feel proud to be who I am.

I love you guys.

[Mum] Mmm.

Perhaps you should not be so proud

of that gay arse speech you just did.

I love you too, Adam.

Well, I am very proud of you, Adam.

I'm very proud of both of you.

I, you know, I did my best as a single mother

and I always knew you guys would turn out okay.

Thanks Ma.

I'm more than okay personally, so.

Oh yeah, you're fine.

My parenting philosophy with the both of you

was you can lead a horse to water,

but you can't make him drink.

Let's drink to that.

Cheers.

Ahh.

(Single, Out theme song)

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