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All right.

(lively music)

? You're banging boys on the street at night ?

? Can't stop with this kryptonite ?

? Dirty girls won't listen to the ticking clock ?

? Oh no ?

? Ooh they think they know you ?

? But I know better ?

? You're superhuman ?

? So super queer ?

? You make me feel so superhuman ?

? When you're near ?

? Ooh you're superhuman ?

? Oh so super queer ?

? You make me feel so good and make my body fly ?

(lively music)

? You're playing baby where you coming from ?

? Rainbow flags and glitter bombs ?

? Loaded guns and ready ?

? Point that big, big Glock oh no ?

? Ooh they think they know you ?

? But I know better ?

? You're superhuman ?

? Oh so super queer ?

? You make me feel so superhuman ?

? When you're near ?

? Ooh you're superhuman ?

? Oh so super queer ?

? You make me feel so good and make my body fly ?

(lively music)

(lively music)

Does this look okay?

I didn't want to underdress but not try too hard as well.

Adam, she's not gonna care what you wear.

She just wants you for your creativity.

This has truly been the highlight of my career.

Can I just say thank you one more time?

Please, please don't.

Your seven text messages this morning, that was enough.

Well, if you ever need anyone to look after your cat

while you're away or water your plants, I'm your man.

I will gladly accept that offer.

I'm glad too.

But I should really get going.

Oh Adam, good luck

And let me know how it goes.

Thanks, Lex, will do.

- Oh. - Ooh.

Sorry, bud.

Yeah, 'cause there's not enough path in this empty park.

- I'm in my own world. - Yeah.

Sorry.

Hey, I think I know you from somewhere.

Oh, that wasn't me.

Well, it was but it was nothing.

A one-time thing.

[Thief] I think you went to school with my sister.

Oh, okay.

What's your sister's name?

Doesn't matter anymore.

Wait, wait, why not?

Okay, that wasn't weird at all.

Holy fuck.

Fuck.

And yesterday's post got a million likes,

and Chris Olsen and Megan Trainor

just did our viral dance trend so it's looking really good.

I'm feeling ready now.

So if we could make this happen

within like the next 20 minutes,

I won't be late for my afternoon after-brunch nap.

You know how moody I get if I miss that.

I hear you, I see you.

Just gimme a moment and I'll try and call him again.

No need.

Adam.

So glad you made it.

I'm so sorry I'm late.

Well, you've only got 20 minutes, so let's get snapping.

Melanie, thank you so much again for this opportunity.

I've been a big fan now for a long time.

And I'm sure you know what a fan I am of you.

Lex did mention it.

I'll be back with some really strong coffee for everyone.

How should we start this?

Well, that's the thing, we just have one big issue.

And this is not a my dog ate my homework excuse

because, you know, this is a dream come true.

But on my way here, I had my camera.

And this guy, he bumps into me

and then he starts asking me about his sister,

and then he runs off.

Another dude shows up and then he runs off.

And then by the time I look down at my camera,

I notice that it's gone.

What?

Are you for real?

Yes.

And I know that this has nothing to do with you,

but my uncle gave me this camera

before he passed away last year.

He inspired me to become a photographer.

I'm so sorry to hear that.

Yeah, so I literally cannot shoot today without a camera.

I'll understand if you need to find another photographer.

No, Adam, let's just take a minute.

But your assistant just said that we have 20.

Oh, my God.

Don't worry about that.

Are you all right?

Have you reported it?

Yes, and yeah,

but they said that there's nothing that they could do.

Oh, I loved that camera.

I feel like I let my uncle down.

You stop that right now.

There's one thing I can say for sure,

and what your uncle's left you was more than just a camera.

And that isn't lost.

I know this 'cause my grandma did the same for me.

Yeah, but I'm not sure how that helps,

I still don't have a camera.

The last I checked, every phone has a camera.

Yeah, but your Melanie Fireright,

I can't shoot you using a phone.

I've seen some of your work

and I couldn't tell what you shot it on

but I knew how it made me feel.

My grandma passed away a few years ago now,

and when I was little,

she lent me her old guitar for me to practice on.

I didn't know how to use it at first

and my fingers weren't strong enough

to hold the strings down.

But she still enjoyed listening to me play.

And somehow I was able to make beautiful music

'cause I knew how it made her feel

and how it made me feel as well.

I loved her so, so, so much.

I still do.

It's magic.

Thank you.

I'll see you soon.

It's nap time.

(Adam sighs)

Thank you.

Hey.

Oh.

I'm so proud of you.

Thank you, babe.

Wow, what a day.

I'm sorry about your camera.

Mm.

But-

But what?

Well, I mean, you see, I-

See what, Gabe?

Choose your next words very carefully.

Well, I mean, okay.

Okay, you see I actually bought you a new camera

like months ago as a wedding gift

and I just never had the right time to give it to you.

Wait, do you mean the camera

that I've been eyeing off for the past year?

And when you say new, it's not refurbished or secondhand?

Adam.

I mean, thank you so much for this incredible gift.

Oh, you're welcome.

It's new, it's new, brand new.

(both laugh)

Did I tell you how much I love you today?

No, not today.

Hmm.

It's big.

How big?

I can show you.

Well, when you're ready.

- Let's go. - Ah.

(upbeat music)

I'm just saying like,

I'm not entirely sure it's 100% your scene.

It's a sex-positive comedy.

But I don't, I don't understand why

you think I wouldn't want to see something like that.

It's men on men sex-positive sex.

- Adam- - No women.

Adam, let me make this clear.

The only thing I do, the only thing I do

is make sure this little soul is cared for 22/7.

You mean 24/7?

No, I don't.

I left two hours for sleeping.

I have not left the house in weeks.

I really need this.

We literally just left your house

to take Kimberly for a stroll.

Yeah, the difference is I'm going home

after I'm done with this walk.

I need a night out that can lead to another place

that leads to somewhere else that leads to a bar

that leads to somewhere else

that leads to more drinks at yours and so on.

Okay?

I need a night out that doesn't end.

Do you hear me, Adam?

Oh, I'm hearing some form of desperation, yes.

In short, this film could be men fucking for two hours

and cum flying towards the camera,

and that still wouldn't stop me from going to this premier.

Okay, I'll ask Spike for a spare ticket.

Thank you.

- Okay? - Thank you.

We should probably get going,

I think Mum will be ready for us.

All right.

Yes, baby.

We're gonna see Mum.

? Bet your mother wished she never had you no ?

? Bet she'd wish you were never born ?

? I wish you were never born ?

She asleep?

Yeah, and I'm not waking her.

- [Mum] Okay. - So what's happening?

I have a big surprise.

- We know. - We know.

Who told you?

You texted us this morning saying,

"I have a big surprise."

And you added the Dancing Man emoji.

Look, I have a new man in my life.

- Oh. - Oh.

That's not surprising at all.

No, no.

Really, we're kind of used to this by now.

Yeah.

I really want you to meet him.

When?

Right now, just gimme a sec.

Bro, I have not slept enough for this.

Just be nice.

Meet Bob.

Oh.

That's a dog.

Yes, he's my number one man.

He's really friendly, you'll love him.

But I'm allergic to dogs.

And that isn't an issue for me anymore.

He's pretty lit.

He really is.

He's changed my life, he has.

Do you wanna hold him?

Mm-mm, mm-mm...

- No, not around the baby. - [Mum] Really?

Not around the baby.

(Adam sneezes)

Bless you.

- [Mum] Bless you, Adam. - (Adam sneezes)

Bless you, Adam.

- Bless you. - Say bless you, Adam.

Oh, it's coming on.

Oh, we've gotta go over here.

Ey.

Aw.

Hello.

Nice to meet you, I'm Clay.

(audience applauding)

(audience applauds)

[Adam] Today, actually.

Like today, no, look as queer as that film was,

it actually made sense to me.

What doesn't make sense

is why it took Kate Winslet so long to win an Oscar.

You know?

Personally, I feel like she deserves one

for having to act like she was attracted to Jack Black

in The Holiday.

Ouchie.

Call me crazy,

- call me crazy. - Bitchy queen much.

Wow.

I think I've had a bit too much to drink,

I'm gonna go wee.

Go, go.

Ooh, ooh.

After party, after party, after party, tell me.

I will find out for you.

Find out, find out, find out, find out, find out.

Yes, yes.

Spike.

Spike, what can I say?

I think that was it, it was perfect.

You're just saying that.

No, I'm not.

You managed to capture the queer experience

in a way that I've never seen before,

and the characters were so grounded in reality.

Like at some points I even thought it was real.

But seriously, like I can't thank you enough

for making something so beautiful.

Geez, Adam, you're gonna make me cry.

Oh no, no time for tears, go and enjoy your night.

Thanks Adam.

[Adam] No worries.

- Bye. - Bye.

Oh, my God.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Congratulations. - Thank you.

I'm just glad it's over, you know?

But hey, that film really was something.

Look, as much of a whirlwind as it was

getting this thing made, I am gonna miss it.

Mm.

So what's next?

Well, there's this thing

everyone keeps talking about called sleep,

and I think I'm gonna give that a go.

- Sounds like a plan. - Yeah.

[Adam] Mm.

Sounds like a really good plan.

I'm going to just do the rounds.

[Adam] Of course.

- I will see you around. - See you around.

Melanie?

Is that you?

Oh

You can recognize me?

Yeah, the more you're trying to look inconspicuous,

the more attention you're getting.

Just be cool.

I'm here on a date.

With who?

The actor, Blaze.

I just watched him in Spike's new film.

He's really good.

Very hot too.

Adam, we're getting drinks.

Do you want to come?

Oh, yeah, that'd be great.

Before we do,

Anthony, I want you to meet my new friend, Melanie.

No introduction necessary.

I have been following you for a long time.

So pleased to meet you, Anthony.

Likewise.

She was just telling me how she's now going out

with Blaze from the film.

Oh.

He's something else, isn't he?

Oh, yes, he's something else.

I envy you and pity you at the same time.

Here he comes.

Sugar Bum.

Have I told you how beautiful you look today?

Tell me again how much you loved it.

We loved it.

Sugar Bum,

who is this boy and why is he speaking on your behalf?

Blaze, honey, this is Adam.

He shot my album cover.

I love that cover.

Whoa.

Whoa.

I love you, Adam.

I really love you.

Thank you.

Oh.

(Adam laughs)

You made my Sugar Bum look so beautiful.

Oh, and you made my sugar bums so sore.

- (Adam laughs) - (Anthony laughs)

But you did really love it, right?

I did.

Should we go get drinks?

Yes.

- Yes, please. - Yes, yes.

You guys go, I'll catch up.

You be free.

Oh.

Adam, are you sick?

You got my texts then?

I got like your seven emojis

with a thermometer sticking outta the mouth, yeah.

I was picked up

and tossed around like a cabbage patch doll.

It was as if the universe had decided

to give me a split moment of childhood innocence and wonder,

but through the eyes of a cabbage patch doll.

I used to own one of those.

I never told anyone that before.

Okay.

Her name was Fruitloop.

Sadly, Fruitloop was brutally murdered

by the next door neighbor's dog

only a month after I got her.

It was a sad day.

I still have her socks around here somewhere.

Okay, so it's your back that's in pain then?

(Adam groaning)

It's that, and what's the name for all the bones?

The skeleton?

That's the one.

I feel broken.

Can I get you anything?

My phone.

I dropped it somewhere and there's been a few notifications.

Yeah.

Yep, here it is.

What do they say?

Okay, you got an email from the local council.

Open it for me.

Babe.

Yes, babe?

It says you've been nominated for an award.

I have?

Yes.

Oh.

Like dot-gov and everything.

Oh, my God.

Congratulations.

That's huge.

(Adam laughing)

- Oh, my goodness. - Oh, my gosh.

Wow, it's real.

- It's real. - It's real.

- It's real. - Congratulations.

That's exciting.

Oh.

How's your back?

So much worse.

I'm gonna go back down.

- Okay, yep. - I'm gonna go back down.

You go down.

(Adam groans)

Do you wanna rub it?

- This is really good. - Yeah?

- Yes, please. - Okay.

I don't know, like, if I'm really good at rubbing.

Oh, yes.

(upbeat music)

Hey, babe.

Happy late wedding present.

I'm so sorry this is coming a little bit late.

I was just waiting to get paid from my job here,

yada, yada, yada.

But I did get paid and I'm so, so, so excited to tell you

that we are, next month,

going to see Hugh Jackman's new show,

and I got us VIP tickets to go backstage

to meet him in-person.

So yes, you can finally meet the man of your dreams

and give him a big hug and yeah.

Anyway, I love you so much.

I can't wait to keep going on this adventure with you.

Mwah, see you soon.

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