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- (upbeat music) - ? High, high, high ?

? High, high, high ?

? You're banging boys on the street at night ?

? Can't stop with this kryptonite ?

? Dirty girls won't listen to that ticking clock ?

? Oh, no ?

? Oh, they think they know you ?

? But I know better ?

? You're superhuman, oh, so super queer ?

? You make me feel so superhuman when you're near ?

? Oh, you're superhuman, oh, so super queer ?

? You make me feel so good and make my body fly ?

? High, high, high ?

? You're playin', baby, where you calling from ?

? Rainbow flags and glitter bombs ?

? Loaded guns at ready ?

? Point that big, thick Glock, oh, no ?

(upbeat music)

? Oh, yeah, they think they know you ?

? But I know better ?

? You're superhuman, oh, so super queer ?

? You make me feel so superhuman when you're near ?

? Oh, you're superhuman, oh, so super queer ?

? You make me feel so good and make my body fly ?

? High, high, high ?

? High, high, high, mm ?

(gentle upbeat music)

(phone ringing)

- Hello, Krystal speaking. - (gentle music)

Ma, you know it's me.

I do, but you need to know it's me.

But I called you.

Yes, but anyone could answer my phone.

You're right.

You and Paul do sound alike at times.

Yeah, well, that won't be happening anymore,

so no need to worry about that.

Ma, did you and Paul end things?

It was Anna-McDon-cool.

Amicable?

Yeah, what you said.

So Adam, how's the early moon going?

I was just about to ask that,

but I'm still confused about the concept of an early moon.

It's just like a pre-wedding honeymoon

so everyone can feel relaxed

and ready to go for the big day.

(dog barking)

So are you relaxed and ready?

Ah,

not really.

I mean, Gabe is still like really stressed

about all the wedding plans

and his new play that's coming up.

So much so that he can't even stay up long enough

for us to...

Well, you know.

Sexy time?

Yes, well, that.

Maybe it's time to come home.

I hate to say this, but I think you might be right.

Can you say that again?

I might be right.

Ah, yes. Yes.

Oh, you're so right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get over yourself.

See you later.

(gentle music)

- (Adam sighs) - (gentle music)

This spa is so good.

Mm.

The spa is nice, but-

What's wrong?

Too hot. I can turn it down.

I love the spa and the temperature of the spa.

I've just been thinking.

No, you're having second thoughts about the wedding.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I love you, and I love that we're getting married soon.

I was just wondering if it's okay with you.

Maybe we could cut this early moon a little short.

Really?

I thought you were having a good time.

I was.

Well, I mean, I am.

I just think there's just so much still to do

with the wedding.

Maybe it might be a little bit less stressful

if we were at home.

You've noticed my stress about the play.

A little bit.

And it's not because I fell asleep on you

because like right before I did.

You were looking so hot.

So hot.

Thank you.

I know I did, but no.

I mean, we've had some time away

and I know how much you enjoy to be surrounded

by your things, A.K.A.

your really expensive stationary and highlighters.

This is why I love you.

I love you, too.

Well, can we go today?

Today?

Of course.

What? What you mean like right now?

Well, I mean, like, after the spa.

Yes, Gabe, you can enjoy the spa

for a little bit longer before we go home.

Great.

I'm coming back.

Yeah!

(upbeat music)

Hello, you.

Where the fuck have you been?

Ah, well, I could say the same thing about you.

You didn't call last week.

You call me at the same time every week.

Yeah, I told you it's because I was on my early moon.

Oh, I thought you were joking.

I wasn't, and I did,

but you know, thank you for asking how it all went.

Okay, so how was it?

Yeah, we had a really good time,

it was nice enough.

But I'm like, I'm really worried about

how much this wedding is all costing.

Like we might even have to move into my mum's place

just to save some.

Are you sure that's a good idea?

Oh.

We don't have much choice,

but you know, it'll work out for Theo

because he's been keen to travel for a long time.

Ah, yes. How is Theodore?

He's actually been getting a lot of sexy time of late.

Oh, you slutbag!

Ah, well, not with me.

(laughs) You know, I, I didn't ever tell you this,

but I think I was in love with him for a little bit.

Ew, what? Really?

No, I'm just fucking with you, that's gross.

Ha-ha-ha.

Have you booked any dates yet for the bucks party?

I would love to book my flights early save some money

if I can.

Hold your horses,

I'm, I'm almost there.

I'll have something booked by tomorrow.

Just, you know, there's only so many minutes in a day.

Okay, grandpa, catchphrases much?

And hey, look, I'm really sorry

that we couldn't cover for the flights.

I mean, at this point, I'm not even sure we're gonna

have enough for a wedding cake.

My hands are tied.

Why don't you start an OnlyFans page,

you can call it "Hairy Leg Twink?"

Why is it that every time that I get on a call with you,

I end up regretting it immediately?

Hey, no, I thought your biggest regret

was when you didn't say hello to Troye Sivan

when you saw him at Melbourne Central.

Oh, oh. Oh, no, no.

I can't believe you remember that, that, ah,

that still haunts me to this day.

- Ah! - (upbeat music)

- (camera clicks) - Yeah.

[Person] What, what do you think we should do next?

Like a bit more of a like-

I'm thinking, let's revolve-

- Gentlemen- - Let's revolve.

Yeah, if you jump, jump in there.

Get that back light going.

Okay.

(camera clicks)

So you're saying you wanted to get some clowny ones?

- I can do that. - Terrific.

Let's see it.

There. (laughs)

- Nice, nice. (laughs) - (camera clicks)

All right. Okay.

We have over 200 shots now,

so surely there's one you can use.

Oh, my agent told me that I need four options.

I'm sure we have 40 options now.

(both laughing)

Oh, have you seen the film yet?

I haven't had a chance,

I'm not great with scary films.

But the Spike is already auditioning actors

for his new film.

Come on!

Gabe is super happy

that we have a filmmaker to shoot the wedding.

Spike is some really interesting ideas.

I'm still trying to think of a good wedding gift

for you guys.

Honestly, don't stress too much about it.

No!

This might sound weird,

but I really wanna give you guys

the best gift out of everyone.

And why would you need to do that?

I, I've always struggled to find my place in life.

Now I have this gift as an actor,

thanks to you introducing me to Spike.

It's been a great gift to my life,

and now I'd like to top that for you.

Aww, that's very sweet.

Oh, maybe you could set up an interview with Vogue magazine.

That would make us even.

Vogue US or UK?

I was joking. I was joking.

- Oh, oh. - Okay, let's finish up here.

- Oh, okay. - (upbeat music)

You sure you don't want that?

I could, I could get that.

(upbeat music)

- Adam? - Yes.

Last time I checked.

- Munro, nice to meet you. - (telephone ringing)

Likewise.

Take a seat.

Can I get you a water or a kombucha,

or a non-alcoholic cocktail?

I'm fine, but thank you.

Okie dokie, let's get into it.

So I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan of your work

and condolences on Single Out.

You know, the team here at Pump absolutely loved

that magazine and I personally used to grab every issue.

I really appreciate that, Mr. Munro.

Sorry, just Munro, not Mr. Munro.

'Cause that's your first name. (laughs)

Yeah, we had some good times for sure.

Well, I come bearing great news

and there'll be more good times ahead.

That's very exciting.

What do you have in mind?

We want you and your team

to be the head of our new campaign.

We think your work suits our style.

Thank you.

Munro.

Yes.

This will be our first campaign outside Canada

and we're targeting the Aussie market,

but predominantly the queer Aussie market,

and that's why we want you

as our campaign head photographer.

Sounds amazing.

Thank you so much for this opportunity.

Awesome.

I'm gonna give you some stock

to get started with some inspiration.

Yeah, that'd be nice.

Can I keep them?

Absolutely.

So we'll talk to your team next week

and we'll work out a strategy moving forward.

My team?

I usually work solo.

So what we thinking I needed a team for, out of curiosity?

This is a, a huge campaign across multiple platforms

with a big investment.

You've got a team, haven't you?

- Yes, my team! Of course. - (telephone ringing)

I have a team of people that do team stuff.

Team stuff. Great.

I'm excited to see your vision.

Great.

And all of a sudden, he's asking me for a team.

I don't have a team.

I work solo.

So are you free?

No, look, Adam, look, I'm sorry.

I just, I can't take any more risks.

But, but it's not taking a risk.

Like the money's really good

and it could lead to bigger and better things.

Oh, I know this just looks like a florist,

but it's so much more than that.

We do so much more than that.

I'm not really one for guessing games,

but seeing is how much more it is than just selling flowers.

Why don't you enlighten me?

Well, we sell, we sell happiness.

Blink slowly with your left eye if you're in any danger.

No, look, Adam, my, my boss is here, okay.

And she respects me, and she cares about my wellbeing.

You just dunno what it's like to be in a workplace

where someone actually thinks you're an important part

of the team.

Okay, Ange, but if you change your mind,

the offer still stands.

Hey, Ange, I'm so sorry to interrupt,

but I can't help but notice that this conversation

has less to do with work

and more about you pursuing a different career path.

Oh, no, no, no.

It's, it's not like that.

I'm all about supporting the women in their career goals.

But not if you are gonna screw me over

and leave me short-staffed.

Oh, no, no, no.

I-I would never-

I have my own personal needs

and I would like to not be here 24/7

if I can bloody help it.

Yeah. Understood.

I-I was just showing-

Is it too much to ask that once a week

I get to wake up at lunch

and be lazy while I slowly nibble away at the pineapples

on my leftover Hawaiian pizza?

I know that sounds oddly Pacific,

but I just really love pineapples.

Do you know what I'm trying to say?

Oddly enough, I actually do.

Can you excuse me for just one second?

When do I start?

Hmm.

(upbeat music)

Hey, sunshine.

What are you doing here?

I've come to see you, of course.

Want your job back?

Not today.

You know, I remember when you first started,

you were so nervous.

I was?

Maybe just a little.

And you know, then Gabe started a week later.

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

You know, I really miss those days.

Yeah, I-I could you just gimme one second?

Oh, sure.

So good to see you.

? Push it away ?

? She'll push you away ?

You take a picture of me, I will never speak to you again.

So how've you been?

Fantastic.

Why haven't you been answering my calls?

What part of mental breakdown was I unclear about?

I-I don't see the point in having meaningless conversations

about why the magazine failed and how it's all my fault.

You know, I...

It's getting old, and besides, you're doing fine without me.

You, I see your Chati posts.

Like I, I always knew you'd make it.

Hold up, before you cry,

let me just correct you by saying, undoubtedly,

that it was not your fault

and I'm not fine without you.

I actually need your help with something big.

Is that a euphemism?

'Cause I'll have, you know, I'm very happy, with Spike.

Very happy. It's very flattering.

Seriously, I've got a job for you.

It's a big campaign for Pump Underwear,

and if all goes well,

we might finally have something creative to work on again.

I already have Ange on board,

but I really need you to manage everything

and keep us on schedule.

I can't do this alone.

Please say yes.

I need some time to process this information.

Is that a yes?

I need some time to process.

That sounds like a yes to me.

I need some time to process.

- Hmm. - (traffic droning)

Think about it.

(upbeat music)

Go away!

- (traffic droning) - (upbeat music)

? Push it away ?

? She'll push you away ?

? Just get away before it's too late ?

? Push it away ?

? She'll push you away ?

? Just get away before it's too late ?

? Push it away ?

? She'll push you away ?

? Just get away before it's too late ?

? Push it away ?

? She'll push you away ?

- ? Just get away ? - (upbeat music)

Hope that we can go out on our own and next.

All right, why are we here?

I have some big news.

[Both] We know.

Who told you?

Ma, you texted us this morning.

"I have big news."

With two exclamation marks, actually, so.

Okay, well, don't freak out.

It may come as a bit of a shock at first.

You're not sick, are you?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Nothing like that.

No, my breasts are checked and well.

Thanks to you, Adam.

(kids chattering)

Can we move on, please?

I'm selling the house.

What? When?

Before the end of the year, I'm out.

(laughs) You're out.

Okay. But why?

Because it's time for me to move on

and fulfill my lifelong dream of living in my own apartment.

Since when was that your lifelong dream?

Since a few months ago.

So a few-months-long dream?

Does your lifelong dream include making me homeless?

No.

You wanted to get married

and that usually eventuates

in you moving in with the person you are marrying.

Yeah, but I haven't found anything yet.

Everything is too expensive to rent

and I don't have the time to find something.

Time is just a man-made contrast.

Construct.

Okay, construct.

Look, it'll all work out in the end, trust me.

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