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Okay, Harm, it's pizza night. My stomach's growling. What thing we

time?

Tomcat 173, you're at a mile on the border. Call the ball.

173, Tomcat Clara, 3 .6.

Bend left, Harm.

173, Tomcat, ball, 3 .5.

Roger, ball.

You're not taking this personally, are you, Major?

I mean, all's fair in a live war in the courtroom, right?

Wrong. You want to talk about this? No, I don't.

Look, Major.

I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us. There is nothing

us. Good, bad, or otherwise. And if you try to stop this door from closing one

more time, I will dislocate your shoulder.

Blimey. I like your style, Major.

You must be a hellcat.

Well, good morning. Hey.

Well, this is a surprise.

I couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd come over and make you breakfast.

Oh, sweaty.

Well, you know, this girlish figure doesn't come without sacrifice.

Uh -huh.

You ought to come running with me sometime.

Ah, no thanks. Medical studies prove women need more body fat than men.

Oh, really? Who sponsored that study? Hostess Twinkies?

Funny.

How would you like to try running with a broken kneecap?

Oh.

Get vicious when you're angry.

You're going to take a shower.

I'll be back.

You do that.

Good morning, Lieutenant.

Good morning, Tyner. How are you feeling today?

My bladder's being crushed. I can practically hear my skin stretching, and

retaining so much water that my butt is shifting with the tide.

Well, at least it's for a good cause, ma 'am.

And if I may be candid, well, there are some men who find pregnant women very

attractive.

Well, thank you, Tyner.

I appreciate the compliment.

But if you really want to make me feel better, think foot rub.

Have you seen the sailor who did this to me? Ma 'am?

Lieutenant Roberts.

My husband.

Ah, never mind. Thank you.

Good morning, sir.

Bud?

Mr. Roberts.

Lieutenant!

Bud!

Sweetie, I made a list for the pharmacy. Could you go get these things for me?

Sure.

Prenatal vitamins.

For a healthy baby.

Vitamin E cream?

For my stretch marks.

Breast pump. In case I have to express some breast milk.

Excuse me.

What? You just grimaced.

No, I didn't.

Yes, you did.

I am bathing in the natural glow of motherhood and you're grossed out.

No, I'm not. And can we talk about this at home later?

There's nothing to talk about.

I am pregnant with your baby, bud.

And for your information, there are some men around here that find a woman in my

state sexy.

Yeah? Name one.

Hold the elevator, please.

Ready to go at it?

Excuse me?

In court today.

More cutbacks in military spending?

Don't even think about it.

What?

Think about what?

Did you tell Lieutenant Sims that she was sexy?

Sir? It's a simple question, Tyner. Did you tell the lieutenant that you were

sexually attracted to her?

No, sir.

No? The lieutenant was feeling a little blue, sir. I was trying to make her feel

better. Why don't we call that being part of your duties, Petty Officer?

Get your own pregnant wife.

Lieutenant.

Do you have a good reason for badgering Petty Officer Tyner?

No, sir.

Then I suggest that you get back to work and get your own Petty Officer.

Yes, sir.

This is your brain.

This is your brain during fatherhood. Any questions?

No, sir. Good.

The military justice must be with the majority.

You ever heard a knocking?

I did, sir.

Well, obviously, I didn't hear you.

I'm sorry. Sorry. Come on in.

Got to make a speech to the House National Security Subcommittee this

Can this wait?

Well, sir, I've been putting this off for two days already, Admiral, if you

wouldn't mind.

Sir, I'd like the opportunity to change my designator. I joined the Navy to

serve as a naval aviator, which I was forced to abandon because of a medical

problem which has since been corrected.

Sir, I've enjoyed my time here at JAG, especially serving under you, Admiral,

but I also believe that I could be of service to the Navy and to my country if

return to active flight status.

Nice speech.

How long have you been practicing?

About a week, sir. Want to address Congress?

No, sir. Thank you. But you do want to leave JAG.

Sir, it's not so much that I want to leave JAG as it's I want the opportunity

return to a fighter squadron.

Admiral, I was forced to give up flying.

It was never my decision. If I decide to stay here at JAG, I would like it to be

my decision.

I know this sounds stupid, but you've given this a lot of thought, Commander.

Day and night, sir, for quite some time.

If you go back to a squadron, providing that you can pass the flight physical. I

can pass the flight physical, sir. You'll be going backwards. Hell, you

taking orders from guys half your age.

I don't think there are many 17 -year -old fighter pilots, sir.

Not too many 35 -year -old jack lawyers flying these days either, Commander.

Well, I'd like the opportunity to be the first, sir.

I think we should discuss this at least.

Admiral, I love the law, but all I have ever really wanted to do is fly.

So did Icarus.

Icarus never flew an F -14, sir.

As commanding officer, I sometimes have to make decisions that I consider best

for my people.

Occasionally, those decisions are in opposition to the individual.

Sir, are you saying that you are not going to approve my request?

You're going to need a lot more than my approval to make this happen.

But it can't happen without your approval, Admiral. I have a speech to

afternoon, Commander. I will give you my decision in due time.

Dismissed.

Aye, aye, sir.

Thank you, sir.

You're kidding, right?

Sorry, ma 'am.

They say it could take up to 30 minutes for a technician to get here.

Then we'll just have to spend this time getting to know each other a little

better.

Let's not.

What are you afraid of, Major?

That you might find yourself liking me?

Look, Commander, I like you.

I think you're a nice enough guy, and you're a pretty good lawyer. Stop.

You're embarrassing me.

I'm just not interested in a relationship with you.

Or anyone else right now.

And is this a hard and fast rule against dating those within your command, or is

it more of a guideline?

It's a commandment.

I had a boyfriend die in a car accident.

My ex -husband is dead, and a lawyer I was involved with was murdered.

Do you see a pattern here?

Yeah, I do.

Not a damn Australian in the lot.

Why me?

Honestly? Yeah.

You kind of remind me of my mother.

Your mother?

Let me give you a little advice on that, Mick.

That line might work with women down under, but as a rule, American women

like being compared to anyone's mother.

I'm pulling your leg, Major.

Mama was three times your size and twice as mean.

But God, she was a special lady.

And I just think you are, too.

That's all.

Is there something wrong with the elevator?

Yeah, it's stuck between floors, ma 'am. I'd take the stairs if I were you.

If you were me, you'd be at home whining with your feet up.

I'll have to do that again sometime soon. Thank you. I think I'll pass.

On May 2, 1998, Lance Corporal Edward Carr turned 21.

He decided to celebrate his birthday with his fellow Marines at a local

hole. Yes, he had a little too much to drink, and yes, his staff NCO had to

drive him home, only she didn't drive him to his place. She took him to her

place, presumably to dry out.

Two weeks later, he was reprimanded for his behavior.

Now, this was to become the first of many unfavorable reports and evaluations

filed against my client, which ultimately led to a special court

dereliction of duty due to the culpable inefficiency.

The point of this hearing, please.

New information has come to our attention, which has a direct bearing on

case, Your Honor.

Specifics, Mr. Roberts.

If Staff Sergeant Morris would be so kind as to stand up.

Objection, Your Honor. The Staff Sergeant is not on trial here. We put

to bed almost a year ago.

Commander Imes has a point, Lieutenant.

I believe the evidence speaks for itself, sir.

Humor him.

Your Honor, it is our intention to prove that Staff Sergeant Eileen Morris

purposefully orchestrated the seduction of Corporal Carr with the intention of

getting herself pregnant, then took steps to distance the Corporal from

in order to keep her scheme a secret.

You're kidding.

No, sir. Your Honor, this is insulting to the Staff Sergeant as well as the

court. Can you prove that the child she's carrying is his? A simple DNA test

would do so, Your Honor. The staff sergeant has no intention of submitting

herself or her unborn baby to any unnecessary medical procedures,

this late in her pregnancy.

Do you have any other evidence to substantiate your claim, Lieutenant?

Yes, sir. Then we will proceed with this hearing tomorrow at 1400.

What other evidence do we have, sir?

I'm working on it.

Surprise!

Surprise!

It is a boy, right?

When we checked, fingers crossed.

This is so adorable.

Look at this. Where in the world did you find it?

Carolyn picked it out. They didn't have marine green.

So cute.

Bud's going to love it. You guys didn't have to do this. Are you kidding? I love

shopping for baby clothes.

Of course, I only get to buy it when a friend's having a baby. Oh, you should

have seen the little outfits they had for girls. These little capri pants with

leopard print top and matching shoes.

You're so lucky, Harriet. I wish I was having a baby.

Don't you, Mac?

Well, I think I should probably have a relationship with someone first.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, getting pregnant's the easy part. It's finding the right guy. That's the

hard part.

Well, not for Harriet.

Hey. You know, maybe Bud could get us all pregnant.

Hey. What are you doing out here?

Um, you weren't home. I was going to leave.

Hey, chill. Let yourself in and wait inside, you nut.

Hey, what's up?

Seems like something's wrong.

You tell me.

Before I left this morning, I saw you request to change your designator.

I was going to tell you. Tell me what, Harm?

You know you can't fly because of your eyes.

I am fixed.

Laser ablation.

So you can go back to flying?

It's a long shot, but if my...

The request is approved, and if I decide that that's what I want to do, and if I

make my qualifications, a lot of ifs there.

But you make it sound like you haven't decided yet. I haven't.

But you submitted your letter.

This morning.

It's the first step in a long process, Jordan. You know that.

I've been dumped for another woman before, but I've never been dumped for

airplane. I'm not dumping you.

Look, Jordan, frankly, you're one of the reasons that I haven't made up my mind.

But if I do decide to return to a squadron, it doesn't change what we

does for me.

I fell in love with Harmon Round, the lawyer. Not a fighter pilot I might see

twice a year if I'm lucky.

I'm still the same man, Jordan. You're not making this easy. Why should I?

The man I love just told me he's thinking about leaving.

Jag, not you. It's the same thing.

Call me when you've made up your mind.

Jordan.

If you married my dad, then I could have a mom for real.

And then you two could have a baby, and then I'd have parents and a little

sister. You know, your dad's going to have his hands full with one new woman.

doesn't need me.

What'd I do?

I'm only a phone call away.

Be right back.

Hiya. Hiya.

Hi, Chloe.

Hey, Harm.

Sorry, I didn't know you had company.

Oh, no, we're just having a slumber party here. Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm good. I was in the neighborhood. I stopped by.

Do you guys want to be left alone?

Yeah.

That's okay.

I gotta go put on my jammies anyway.

You two behave yourselves out here.

What's going on?

Jordan and I had a fight.

Hmm, let me guess. She, uh, wants a commitment?

I do know that.

Well, it's whatever you woman wants, I guess.

What, you're not ready to commit?

Well, the rules of engagement have changed, Meg.

What do you mean?

I had eye surgery. I got my night vision back.

What?

When did this happen?

A couple weeks ago.

You had a major operation and you didn't tell me?

Triple bypass is a major operation, Mac. Eye surgery is like having your teeth

cleaned. I tell you when I'm going to the dentist.

Well, I wasn't sure how it would work out, frankly.

But it did?

Like a dream.

Wow.

So what now? You think about trying to return to a fighter squadron?

Spend my life preparing to be a naval aviator, Mac.

Yeah, exactly. for three years in law school and four years as a JAG.

I, uh, I put my request in to Admiral Chegwin today to return back to

You can't do that.

Why not?

Because if you do, it would mean that flying is more important to you than

it's more important to you than Jordan, it's more important to you than

everything.

Well, I thought you, of all people, would know how much flying means to me.

do.

I do, Harm.

But this is the last thing that I need right now.

You're starting to sound a lot like Jordan, Mac.

Are you guys almost finished?

Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah.

Well, uh,

talk about it later.

Better get going.

See you later, Chloe.

Mac. You too.

Very colorful.

Catch me.

I think I understand now why you can't marry my dad.

You're in love with harm.

Good evening, Major.

Mick.

These are for you.

How beautiful.

Thank you.

And this, little lady, is for you.

Thank you.

Lieutenant Commander Mick Brumby, this is my little sister, Chloe.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Chloe.

I didn't know you had a sister, Mick.

Oh, she's not really my sister.

Mick's kind of like my surrogate mother.

So who's up for pizza? I am. You just had two pounds of chicken wings.

I am at a vital stage of my development, and I require lots of protein.

Protein, yeah.

Pizza, no.

Maybe some other time, Mick.

Bad timing, huh?

The worst.

Say goodnight, Mick.

Goodnight, Mick.

I think that Australian really likes you.

Lucky me.

Are you sad because Harm might leave Jag?

Were you eavesdropping?

It's a small apartment.

I don't know what I'm feeling.

Well, if it makes you feel any better, you should know that Harm's in love with

you, too. Harm has a girlfriend.

Only consensus can sing.

Oh, really?

Yes, really.

Harm and map.

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Yay! Yay!

I'm going to miss you, kiddo.

I'm going to miss you, too.

Sometimes I come here to remind myself why we do the things we do.

What seems to be the problem, A .J.? I need to ask a favor, sir.

I'm not one who grants many favors, Admiral.

Nor am I one to ask.

So what is it?

It's about Commander Rabb.

What's he done now?

It's not so much what he's done, it's what he may want to do.

Change his designator.

If he wants to fly, tell him to hop on a red -eye to Vegas.

The Navy is not in the practice of spending millions of dollars retraining

pilots who are past their prime.

Sir, he was grounded due to a vision problem that's since been corrected.

Rabb's a damn fine aviator.

He just wants the option to fly again.

Knowing full well his career's suicide?

Well, sir, with all due respect, it is his career.

Well, it wasn't until now.

I know you don't like me, A .J. Mr. Secretary. And to be honest, I don't

damn. But I also know that coming here and asking me for help must be about the

hardest thing in the world for you. So why are you putting yourself through

this? Rav has given you more trouble than anyone else under your command. Why

are you going to the wall for him?

I believe in him, sir.

Well, that makes one of us.

Rav's been a thorn in my side ever since I first heard his name.

So I can't say as I have any real desire to help him.

On the other hand, it'll be a good opportunity to get him the hell out of

Washington. I'll think about it. I appreciate it, sir. I owe you one.

Yes, you do.

I'd like to offer into evidence exhibits G and H.

Performance evaluation recommendations from Staff Sergeant Morris to the

commanding officer.

Objection. Irrelevant.

I'm not done, sir.

Overruled. Get to your point, Lieutenant.

My client had an exemplary record before he was seduced by the Staff Sergeant.

After that... Objection. Fact's not in evidence. We have seen no proof of this

alleged seduction.

Oh, really?

I suppose that this is a bowling ball underneath her uniform.

Lieutenant, another remark like that and I'll fight you with contempt.

Sorry, sir. Don't apologize to me. Apologize to the staff sergeant. I

You're 32 years old and have a history of failed relationships, correct?

Objection. Hearsay.

Sustained.

Is it not true that you want to be a mother and have a family, but you don't

want to have a husband or a boyfriend or really any man in your life? Can you

blame me, sir?

You saw a potential father in Lance Corporal Carr, and you seduced him with

intention of getting pregnant, then you gave him a bad evaluation.

Objection, Your Honor. The lieutenant is editorializing.

Hathane, ask a question, Lieutenant, or rest.

Why did you keep this pregnancy a secret from Lance Corporal Carr?

It was none of his business, sir. Your Honor, the Staff Sergeant has been more

than patient with Mr. Roberts.

I would like to request that we put an end to this, now.

She's got a point.

Now, I've given you every chance, but you're spinning your wheels.

I've heard enough.

One last question, Your Honor.

Make it snappy.

Staff Sergeant Morris, did you seduce my client with the purpose of getting

pregnant, then take steps to transfer him the moment that you realized you'd

conceived?

It's a simple question.

Please answer the question, Staff Sergeant.

Failure to do so is as good as an admission of guilt.

Objection, badgering. Which is being uncooperative, sir.

I can't answer, sir.

The witness is hostile, Your Honor. I'm not hostile, sir.

I think my water broke.

Nice job, Lieutenant.

You badgered her into labor.

We reset until further notice.

How you doing, Staff Sergeant?

I've been better, sir.

All right, Commander, Lieutenant, will you help the Staff Sergeant into one of

the benches, please?

Oh, boy.

Just breathe through it.

Do you have anybody we can call to take you to the hospital?

No. Well, I can take you to the hospital. I don't think that's a good

Lance Corporal, all things considered.

I don't think I can do this alone.

Then let me take you.

It's your call, Staff Sergeant.

He should be there.

He is the father.

I am?

Yeah. Really?

Yeah.

We can talk about this later, after you get me to the hospital.

Congratulations, Lieutenant. You just won your right to appeal.

Enter.

Sir.

Howdy.

I, um, spoke to the tech -nav concerning your request to change your designator.

It's in his hands now.

Thank you, sir.

Don't thank me, Commander.

For the record, if you do this, it'll be the stupidest thing you've done since

I've been here.

Well, I'm sorry you feel that way, Admiral.

If you oppose it so strongly, sir, why go to the tech nav in the first place?

I'm afraid I don't have time for this right now, Commander.

I'm trying to find your replacement, unless I can convince Commander Brumby

extend the length of his exchange program.

You're considering replacing me with Brumby, sir?

Better sit on the lighter.

Dismissed.

Aye, aye, sir.

I don't think I could ever thank you enough for bringing Chloe and me

Major. That was my pleasure, Chief.

I hope you'll continue to play an important role in my daughter's life, ma

I wouldn't have it any other way, Chief.

We're about as close to a family as three strangers could be, ma 'am, so you

better call me Kyle from here on in.

Okay, Kyle.

Well, I wish we could stay longer, but we've got a plane to catch.

Thanks again, Major.

I'll send you a letter as soon as I get to my grandparents.

You better.

I will.

And a picture of me riding a horse.

Cool.

I love you.

Be good.

Looking for something in specific measure?

Yeah, something with enough sugar to put me into a coma.

One of your cases giving you trouble?

No, it's not work, sir.

My career is great.

It's my life that sucks.

Would you like to talk about it?

Not really, sir.

Well, if there's anything I can do... There isn't.

I'm sorry.

Excuse me?

Did I say that out loud, sir?

I'm sorry, Admiral. I meant no offense.

It's just that you're a man, and as usual, most of my problems come from

men.

Who might it be this time?

The commander.

Brumby or Rab?

Both of them.

You mean it's baby time?

Yes, sir.

Can you get up?

Easy. Okay, here. Put your arm around my waist.

There you go.

We have to stop meeting like this, Harry. People are going to talk.

Don't make me laugh, sir. I'm going to drop it right here.

Don't even kid like that, okay?

Sir. Get Lieutenant Roberts on the double.

Yes, sir.

Sit, sit.

Can I get you anything?

You don't have an epidural in your desk, do you, sir?

Okay.

Hang in there and Lieutenant Roberts will be here soon and he'll get you the

hospital in no time.

Lieutenant.

She's in labor. Yes, Petty Officer Tyner, she is, but we have everything

control. Who?

No, sir, not her.

I mean, she looks like she's in labor, too, but it's Lieutenant Sims.

Harriet? Harriet's in labor?

My wife is in labor. I gotta, uh, are you gonna be okay here?

We'll be fine.

Because I gotta... Go, go.

Good luck, Staff Sergeant Morris.

You too, Lieutenant.

Harriet, are you in labor?

That's a big tin floor, Major.

It's fun.

Harriet?

Are you having a contraction?

That was, uh... Wow.

That can't be right. Your contractions are too long, sweetie.

Tell that to my uterus.

How far apart... Are you having another contraction?

This isn't supposed to happen like this.

Don't sue me.

Has your water broken?

Yes.

I'm going to go get the van, sweetie.

Oh, wait. I'm sorry. It's an emergency. I'm still working on that.

No.

Harriet!

She's having double peak contractions. The elevator's not working. She's never

going to make it down the stairs.

I'll call an ambulance.

Okay. Who's your doctor?

Dr. Bradley at Banneker, 5550110.

I'll call him.

Tyler, stay with her.

Just breathe, ma 'am.

You've got to get me out of here. I'm having a baby.

There'll be an ambulance here any minute.

I think I need to lie down, sir.

Let's put her in the admiral's office.

Okay. Tyler, see if you can find a blanket and something for her to lie

I'm sorry.

to make you feel better, Harriet.

Shoot me. Right here. Yeah, okay, hold it.

Yeah.

Okay, okay, okay. All right.

Toosie. Oh, man.

Oh, God.

Are you okay?

Be right back.

What?

Okay, the doctor said that she skipped right through the first stage of labor

and went into the second. That's why her labor's so hard.

That's our Harriet, always the overachiever.

What's all the commotion?

Harriet's gone into labor.

Give him hell, Lieutenant.

Okay, what if she starts to have a baby before the ambulance gets here?

She won't. Yeah, but if she does, you know what to do. You've delivered babies

before, right? Baby.

Baby. One. But the fact is, you've done it. Mac, it's something I did once. I

don't want to do it again if I can help it.

I'll do it.

You've delivered a baby?

Yeah, it's a piece of cake.

Delivered dozens of them back home in Oz.

Sort of comes with living in the outback.

Really? You ever deliver one in a hospital full of terrorists?

I'll get out the measuring stick later, boys.

Harm, go get Bud.

Brumby, you're with me.

Been waiting to hear that.

All right, Harriet, you're in good hands now. Commander Brumby's delivered

babies before.

That's why I left town. Now, don't you fret.

Mother Nature usually sees everything goes off without a hitch. And when it

doesn't, we're here to give her a hand.

Just relax.

It's not a breach, is it?

Well, no worries if it is. You see, the key is to get a rope around their feet.

A rope? I don't want a rope around my feet. Not yours, Lieutenant. The baby's.

But don't worry. I once delivered eight kids in six hours. And one of them had

two heads.

Well, I mean, that's more common in sheep than humans, right, Major?

Out. What?

Did I say something wrong?

Goodbye, Dr. Too Little.

Here, Lieutenant.

This will help you breathe easier and take some of the edge off.

My grandmother was a midwife.

My mom had my brothers and sisters at home.

Where's Bud?

I need him here.

No harm went to get him, sweetie.

You're in good hands, okay?

You know what's difficult, ma 'am? Just try and relax.

I'm just going to take a quick peek and see how far along you are.

I can see its head. That's a good thing, right?

That's a good thing, Petty Officer.

Tyner!

Hey, where's Bud? I can't find him.

How's she doing?

Everything's under control.

Bud?

Tyner?

Hey, you all right?

He fainted.

No, I didn't. Like a schoolgirl.

Petty Officer Tyner, why don't you go outside and get some fresh air?

in the elevator.

I know. I know, Harriet. I just wasn't thinking.

Just keep breathing.

Okay, where is the ambulance?

I don't know, but it should be here by now. I need to push.

No, don't push.

Has anyone seen the EMT crew?

No word on that, ma 'am.

Excuse me, Colonel, Commander. As soon as the ambulance gets here, would you

send them right to the Admiral's office? The ambulance just left with Staff

Sergeant Morris, Major. Who is Staff Sergeant Morris?

She was a witness.

She was in labor.

They took the wrong pregnant lady.

I think that's going to be necessary.

There's an ambulance on the way.

Whoa.

There'll be room for two. I can't do this. I'm sure you can. The hard part's

over. Hand me the bag wrap.

No, it hurts too much.

I want you to look at Han. Focus on his face. Breathe with her.

Good. Okay, on this next contraction, I want you to push as hard as you can,

okay?

Now, this next contraction is real important, Harriet, okay? We need to get

shoulders all the way out. I can't do this anymore.

You can do it, Harriet.

This is it. It hurts too much.

What? Breathe.

Harriet?

Bud! Oh, Bud!

Bud, hand me a towel and give me your shoelaces.

Sir? I need to tie off the umbilical cord.

Try it again.

Okay, now cut. Cut it right between.

Good. Now, get another towel.

Get another towel. Here you go. Put your knees down, darling.

Here we go.

Congratulations, bud and Harriet. Looks like you have a healthy baby boy.

Nice work, Lieutenant.

You did it, Harriet.

Thank you. Thank all of you.

We have a son.

Welcome to the club, Lieutenant.

Take

it

down. Here we go.

Careful with them.

It's my son.

What a day, huh, sir?

Yep.

Never a dull moment around this place.

You okay?

Every time I think I've put the pieces of my life together, somebody comes

and jumbles them back up.

Everybody who's ever meant anything to me is leaving my life.

You'll be okay, Mac.

You'll get to see Chloe again.

One day you'll have a kid of your own. Yeah.

Not at this rate.

My biological clock is going off and I keep hitting the snooze button.

Tell you what.

Five years from this moment, if neither of us is in a relationship, we'll go

halves on a kid.

You and me.

Have a baby together.

Your looks in my brain, it'll be perfect.

And what if she has your looks in my brain?

That could work too.

So what do you say?

Deal? I'll make a promise you can't keep.

Yeah.