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Hello, my name is Sage, and I'm here
looking to meet a girl. At first, I
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have to go on a date with her mom.
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I'll base my entire vision on dating
Lily Mae based entirely on
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how the date goes with her mom.
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Anyways, let's go eat or sit here.
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I'm Sylvia Sages. I'm here to help my
daughter, Lily Mae, find herself a good,
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honest man, someone fun and outgoing and
easy on the eyes.
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Don't look so scared.
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I'm not going to bite you.
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I'm just a fun -loving lady who likes to
have a good time like my daughter, Lily
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Mae.
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Are you ready to have a good time?
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Yeah, sure, Miss Sage.
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Okay, well, great.
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Well, Miss Sage is, you know, going, I
really hope Lily Mae is the
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same way I can really use that type of
energy to just bring me on my show.
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Yes. Sage is cute and polite, but he
needs to have a little bit more fun if
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really wants to be with my daughter.
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All right. Well, I love to barbecue and
grill out and have a little fun, play
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some games. So that's going to be our
date today. Can you handle that?
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Yeah, that sounds like a fun time. I'm
here for it. Let's do it. And grab your
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bag. All right.
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You know how to play this game?
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I don't. I'm sorry. I'm more of a video
game type of guy, so I haven't really
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played this before.
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Well, that's okay. I'll teach you. All
right.
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It's easy, all right?
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You're going to come to the edge of the
board. You're going to take your bag in
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your hand. Just toss straight up into
the air.
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Just like that.
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All righty. Your turn.
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That's okay.
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It's okay.
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Sometimes you just need a little help. I
can help you. All right.
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Oh, that's okay. I think you just need a
little bit of help with your wrist.
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Marty, come over here. I'll show you how
to do it. All right.
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Good.
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All right. So what you'll need to do,
all on the flick of the wrist, you
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just want to get in there and just flip
it up. All right.
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Try.
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Go ahead.
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I swear I'm better at other stuff.
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I hope so.
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Oh, well, all these games are fun, but I
am really working up an appetite.
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You ready to get some food?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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I love food.
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All right, why don't you go ahead and
get the grill started, and I'll clean up
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over here, okay? Sounds good. I can do
that.
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You know, I didn't think that I was
going to like it, but I had a really
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time. I just hope that LeMany is just as
hot and amazing as the mother.
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I was really glad that they decided to
suck it up and have a little fun.
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And I will say, the kid does take
direction well, which is something that
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think any woman can appreciate.
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And I know that mine really may look
really like that.
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Looks good, right?
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No.
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You've got to put them down on the lower
rack. It'll never actually get done in
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time.
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Okay. Trust me.
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I have a lot of experience with meat.
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What other type of experience with meat
do you mean?
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Oh, bless your little heart.
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You know what?
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Food's almost done.
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Why don't you run inside and grab me a
sweet tea, and I'll finish this up,
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Sure thing.
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Thank you.
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Oh, I said sweet tea.
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I put sugar in it. Oh, not anywhere
close to enough.
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If it doesn't taste like hummingbird
food, sweetie, it's not sweet enough.
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Don't worry.
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I'll show you how to do that too.
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All right.
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It really does need to be so much
sweeter.
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Go ahead.
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Put about 10 of those cubes in for me.
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Much better.
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Why don't you go ahead and take over
stirring?
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Yeah. And I'm really sorry for messing
it all up.
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Well, it's okay.
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You actually take instruction pretty
well, so I can teach you a few things.
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But you're definitely going to need to
know how to take care of this if you
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to take care of my daughter.
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I'll do anything to make my partner
happy.
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Oh, yeah.
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I know how to make a girl happy.
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Are you sure about that?
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Yeah. Do you know how to make her happy
just by simply touching her nipples?
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Or how to make her calm eating her
pussy?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Let's test that theory.
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I mean, sure, Sage can take direction in
cooking and cornhole, but does he
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really know how to please a woman?
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If he can't please me, how in the hell
is he ever going to please Lily Mae?
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You can't do it too hard at first.
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You have to just use your tongue gently.
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Just like... Really?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Give it a try?
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Let's see what you got then.
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Of course.
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I'm going to do what you tell me to do.
Right?
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Okay.
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Yeah, I can do that.
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Pretty good.
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That's pretty good.
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Okay.
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You're pretty good with that tongue I
see.
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I'm a fast learner.
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Yeah.
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Get in that position.
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Oh, my God.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh. Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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God, suck on that clit.
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Yeah. I'm gonna shove those fingers so
deep in that pussy. Fuck yes. Yeah.
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Oh, fuck yes.
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Yeah. Oh my God.
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Oh my god shove that tongue so deep in
there pussy.
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Yeah. Oh that's it.
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Yes. Yes.
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Oh my god.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh fuck yes.
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Oh my god.
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Uh huh.
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Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Oh that's it.
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Yes. Yes.
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Let me just set that clear.
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Yeah. Oh, that feels so fucking good.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Maybe you don't have as much to learn as
I thought you did.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God, yes.
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Yes.
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Oh.
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Oh, fuck me.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh my god.
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That's so fucking good.
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I think I should reward you.
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Look at our friend there.
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I think he should join us, don't you
think?
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I think so, yeah.
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Huh.
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um um
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You've got me hungry for so many other
things.
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Training those balls.
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I see exactly how big of a
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load that thing can chew.
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Whatever you want, Miss H.
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I feel
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like
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I can almost take it
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um um
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oh wow
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I can't take it anymore.
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I really gotta fuck you.
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I've never had a hook and a beat
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that's aggressive for sex. Like, wow.
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I can't even begin to describe it. I
just can't.
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She's so hot.
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Oh.
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I'll show you how a real cowgirl rides.
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Mom!
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Are we going still fucking wet?
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Yeah.
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Like that wet pussy covering your heart,
huh?
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Yeah.
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Oh, that's it, yes.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh,
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fuck you. Found that pussy right there.
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Yeah.
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Good little cowboy, huh?
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Mm -hmm. Yeah.
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Mm -hmm. Mr. Sage. Mm -hmm.
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Oh, my goodness. Don't make me cry.
Don't fucking cry. Yeah. Yeah.
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Mm -hmm. Don't make me cry. Don't make
me cry.
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Don't make me cry.
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Oh, my God. Oh,
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my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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It's so fucking good. Oh my god.
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my little butthole.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh,
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so crazy.
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You think you can show me what you got?
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Oh yeah?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God. Oh,
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my God.
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oh my god oh
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my god
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Oh, help me.
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Yes. Yes.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Yes. Oh, Lord. Yes.
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oh my god oh my god oh my
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god oh my god
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oh my god oh it feels so
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Yes. Yes.
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Oh, my God. Yes.
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Uh -huh.
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Yes.
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Uh -huh.
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Yes.
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Oh, my God. Yes.
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Yes.
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Uh -huh. Yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Yes. Make that pussy yours.
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It's all yours huh?
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Destroy that fucking pussy.
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And then come all inside.
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Yeah.
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Fill that pussy up with all that cum,
don't you?
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Yeah.
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Uh -huh.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm gonna lose my fucking zipping,
sweetie.
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Yeah. I want you to come so fucking hard
enough with me.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You did that well.
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How do you do that with Lily Mae?
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I'll be a grandma in no time.
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Wow, I really had an amazing time, but I
don't think I can handle
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being bossed around all the time. I
really think that Lily Mae is going to
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just like her mom in that aspect.
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So I don't think I'm going to choose
her.
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Excuse me?
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You're not going to choose my daughter
because she's bossy?
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Okay. Well, you know what? Honestly, my
daughter deserves somebody who actually
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knows what they're doing. So you can go
ahead and leave her.
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Thank you very much. You're welcome.
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Lily is too good for him anyway,
honestly.
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Um, I think the door is locked.
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Ugh.
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Figure it out, Ken.
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