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[theme music playing]

♪ Come dream with me tonight ♪

♪ Dream with me tonight ♪

♪ Let's go to far off places ♪

♪ And search for treasures bright ♪

♪ Come dream with me tonight ♪

♪ Let's build a giant airship ♪

♪ And sail into the sky ♪

♪ Let's watch the ground so far below ♪

♪ Let's watch the birds as they fly by ♪

♪ Fly so high ♪

♪ Come dream with me tonight ♪

[snoring softly]

[murmurs]

Now, Eunice, this experiment, uh,

H20... my goodness, now, eh,

what was that formula?

[snoring]

Needs more pepper.

Crystals, uh...

I gotta go back.

Nothing can stop me...

-[shouting happily] -Whoa!

Save the manuscripts! Women and children first!

-What's going on? -[music playing]

Is it an earthquake?

Oof!

Good morning, everybody!

[laughing]

And a good morning to you.

What in Grundo's name is going on here?

-I don't know. -It appears we have visitors.

Visitors? At this hour?

Surprise!

Come on, everybody. There's a cookout at the beach

and we can't start without the guests of honor.

And who might they be?

Why, you and Teddy, of course.

Now hurry up and get ready. We have a lot to celebrate.

[sniffing] Mmm!

What's that delicious smell?

We brought you breakfast.

Well, this is certainly and unexpected honor.

Even this early in the morning.

It sure feels good to be home.

Wow, man. Like, breathe deep, son.

Air is really, like, a gas.

[coughing] Yes, Daddy.

Uh, it's radically, um, max.

Or, uh, a fine... grody. [coughing]

We're just waiting for the right wind, like, and then zoom, man,

we're on our way to the best surfing in, like, the world.

Catch that curl, Daddy.

Wow! Like, barrel that pipeline.

-Eh, Twist? -Be quiet, L.B.

Can't you see I'm getting myself psyched?

You ain't gonna go through with this surfer stuff, are you?

What about getting rich? Being mean?

Or what about getting into M.A.V.O.?

Oh, that stuff's, like, a total snore, man.

Take a look at the new me, L.B.

Tweeg, the champion surfer.

A stoking dude. Like, a happening kind of guy.

A Grunge-drip is more like it.

Oh, like, mellow out, L.B., before I deck ya!

Like, hey, dudes, chill out, will ya?

These bad vibes are warping my karma.

Oh. Sorry, Pop.

Hey, what about me? I thought we was a team.

Well, we was. I mean, we were, L.B.

But I'm retiring from the villain business.

You'll have to find a new meanie to work for.

But-- But--

-Son, now! -Huh?

There she is, a tubular wind. Like hey, come on, son.

We're out of here!

Well, L.B., I guess this is it.

Yeah, I guess so, Tweek.

You never did get the name right, did you?

Yeah, and I never got paid either.

But, I suppose, you big lug, I, uh...

-I, uh... -Yeah, Tweez?

Well, I'll see ya.

[sniffles]

Whee-hee-hee!

Ya-ha-hooey!

Boy, that was some meal.

Yes, indeed. A most incredible feast.

It was very thoughtful of the Illiops to make us such a good breakfast.

Hey, we ought to do something nice for them.

Hmm. I know just the thing.

Let's show everyone what the crystals can do.

We can put on a kind of show.

That's a great idea, Teddy.

A scientific demonstration.

A chance to perform for an adoring audience.

-Oh, brother. -Heavens to Grundo!

What a splendid idea.

Hmm. I'll need some equipment

and an assistant,

and a new coat.

And supplies from the airship,

and a stage, and--

Gimmick, watch out!

Yikes!

Listen, buddy,

don't expect me to wait around here for you.

There's more to life than insults

and bad checks, you know?

[gasps]

Ah, well,

I still have Buffy,

the Bounder of my dreams.

[laughing]

Hi, L.B.

Uh... hiya, babe.

Fancy meeting you here.

Pull up some sand and stay a while.

[chattering]

What a find celebration.

I've never seen anything like it.

It's a great big Illiop party.

I'm so happy.

It's wonderful to be together again.

♪ When the Illiops pull out the stops ♪

Teddy: ♪ You shouldn't miss the fun ♪

♪ It's a picnic-party-barbeque all rolled up into one ♪

[playing music]

All: ♪ It's a great big Illiop party ♪

♪ Everyone's got invitations ♪

Teddy: ♪ Spread the blankets, start the games ♪

♪ And hang the decorations ♪

Burl: ♪ When the sun gets going and the fire gets glowing ♪

♪ And the food goes on for days ♪

Teddy: ♪ Give me corn-on-the-cob and shish kebab ♪

♪ And beans cooked seven different ways ♪

Burl: ♪ When the moon gets higher by the light of the fire ♪

♪ And stories do get told ♪

Teddy: ♪ A few jokes and some songs and we'll sing along ♪

Burl: ♪ Dancing so we don't get cold ♪

All: ♪ It's a great big Illiop party♪

♪ It's the best we've ever had ♪

♪ We're overjoyed to welcome back ♪

♪ Teddy and his dad ♪

♪ Teddy and his dad ♪

[scatting]

[scatting continues]

♪ It's a great big Illiop party ♪

♪ It's the best we've ever had ♪

♪ We're overjoyed to welcome back ♪

♪ Teddy and his dad ♪

That's me!

♪ Teddy and his dad ♪

Hey, look. What's that out there?

Hey, Teddy. Isn't that Captain Zelza's ship?

Yes, Grubby, there she is.

Ahoy, there!

Wonder what she's doing here.

We'll find out in a minute.

Avast there, lads.

It's good to see you again, Captain Zelza.

Hello, Grubby.

Uh, hello, Zena. What brings you here?

Why, I've come to see you.

-You did? -Sure.

-I have a surprise for you. -For me?

Yes, silly. Now close your eyes.

Gee.

-[kisses] -Wh-What?

Surprise!

-Mom! -Good to see you, son.

We brought the whole family.

[chattering]

Golly, look at you all. Who'd have thunk it?

[laughs] And look at you!

Little Molly, all grown up.

Good to see you again, Ilana.

You're looking so well, both of you.

But where are my manners?

You've never met Teddy's father, Burl.

-Pleased to meet you. -It's an honor, sir.

Good to see you, Teddy. [chuckles]

Give me a hug.

This is our pal, Newton Gimmick.

-[all exclaiming] -Oh! Oh, my gracious...

[whispering] Psst! Zena likes you.

[giggles] A lot.

I think Grubby's in love again.

He he he he.

-Buffy? -Yes, L.B.?

There's something I got to tell you.

Really? What?

Ever since I met you, I had this feeling

in the pit of my stomach, like terrible indigestion.

It reminded me of rotting vegetables.

Your skin is like the gravel in Bounder Pass.

I think of you all the time.

-You're driving me nuts. -Get to the point.

I guess I'm not as mean or ugly as some guys,

but I'll do my best to be as rotten as I can.

Buffy, will you-- Will you marry me?

What took you so long?

I mean, yes, L.B., yes!

-You will? -You betcha.

Now kiss me, you smooth-talking Bounder.

Ugh!

Boy, what a kisser!

[chattering, laughing]

Here, Zena, my new specialty:

Root kebab. Try some.

Grubby, this is delicious.

Hey, Mr. Ruxpin, want some tasty root kebab?

Uh, no thanks, Grubby.

I've got my hands full with this lemonade.

Oh. I'll save some for you.

Uh, don't go to any trouble.

I know how much you like it.

Who'd like some lemonade?

I would. I'm thirsty. Thanks.

Well, your Grubby's a very nice boy.

Yeah, he's a great cook, too.

You'll have to try some of his root kebab.

I will? Oh, I mean, sure, I will.

Liza, keep Molly away from the waves.

[chattering]

Hey, throw it to me!

He he he.

Oof!

Oh, dear.

Now, where did those glasses go to?

[Molly babbling]

Not now, Molly. I have to find my glasses.

[babbling continues]

What, uh, is it?

Oh. [laughs]

Uh, thank you.

Oh!

No fair! I call handsies on you.

That wasn't my hand. [laughs]

That was my foot.

[laughter]

Gee, Pop, that was great.

Absolutely the only way to travel.

I'm exhausted.

Then slap some of this on your bod

and kick back, amigo.

Like, wow.

Uh, kick back?

Yeah. Enjoy the granular surroundings.

Like, mellow out.

Oh, don't worry about me, Pop.

I'll be the mellowest thing you've ever seen.

Like, uh... how's this?

Well, it's a start, uh...

But take a tip from your old daddy

and splash some of that lotion on your epidermis

or you'll look like a sun-baked avocado.

[gasps]

Ow! Ow, my nose!

Oww...

Say, that's a bad burn, dude-nick.

Your nose looks like a charbroiled Brussels sprout.

Hey, this stuff will keep out the U.V.s, man.

The U.V.s?

Yeah, like, the ultraviolet rays, man.

Like, get with it, dude.

Ouch! Ouch! Oh, that smarts.

Ouch.

Allow me to show you my digs.

Uh... right, Pop.

Over here is my collection of rocks.

Uh, gee, Pop, they're really, uh... rocks.

Well, I'm glad you, like, resonate with rocks, man.

They're part of the cosmic, you know, balance.

And here's where meals are, like, created, man.

Cooking is an awesome art, you know?

It needs the right space, like, you know, to come together.

Oh, yeah. [laughs] Well, I've always said that.

And of course, this is where I, like, sleep, man.

Which, come to think about-- [yawns]

is not such a bad idea at the time.

Feel like copping a few Zs, man? Huh?

Huh? What?

Look at all that gold.

Gold?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Like, that old stuff?

Yeah, it is sort of pretty.

But where'd you get it all?

Oh, well, man, from my days on the surfing circuit.

I kept winning and they kept handing me gold.

Like, never really understood why, man, you know?

But, hey, I go with the flow.

I'm gonna catch 40 now. Hey, you ought to grab a snooze yourself.

You're looking even greener than usual.

Except for your nose, that is.

Sleep? Oh, right, yes.

I sure am... sleepy.

And I hope you are.

Now all I have to do is wait for him to--

[snoring]

Pop? Pop?

Are you awake?

[snoring]

Oh! Once an evil genius, always an evil genius.

[chuckles] Time to steal me some gold.

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

I'll have to get one of those for L.B.

[snoring]

Yes, it's wrong.

I know it's wrong.

That's what's so great about it!

So long, sucker!

Maybe next time you'll--

What's the matter, Tweegy?

Huh? Can't sleep?

Uh-- Uh, no, Pop.

You really got a weakness for that gold stuff, don't you?

Pop, I-I-I...

I don't know what came over me.

I-I just saw all of that gold, and...

You like gold better than all the fun times we had together?

Like, better than hanging ten off the board,

or zipping along at the speed of sound?

Better than the radical relationship we had

between a son and his long-lost father?

Ooh, man. Like, I cannot relate.

Pop, I...

I guess I-- I'll be going.

Nothing else to do now but to go back to my tower.

Oh, what a fool I was to think I could ever belong anywhere else.

I still can't believe he'd try and steal from his Old Man.

I guess he must take after his mother.

I'd have given it to him if he'd just asked.

Almost threw it away a couple of times.

Oh, I wish I'd dumped it now.

I'd still have my son.

Like, whoa, boy. Hold on, man.

Like, don't forget your box.

What? Oh, those seashells, eh?

Yeah, Pop. Uh, thanks.

Well, I guess it's time to go.

Well, Son, like, if that's what you want.

It's a darn shame, though.

Like, your surfing was getting to be mucho gnarly, you know?

It was? Oh, gee. Thanks, Pop.

-Yo. -Say, Pop.

Uh-huh?

I'm not good at this stuff, but, uh--

Well, come on, boy. Spit it out, man.

Uh, well, gee, thanks.

Like, for everything.

Aw, Son.

[sniffles]

Son, you know,

you could have been a contender!

Now this crystal has a most amazing property.

It can turn the most conspicuous of personages,

such as [clears throat] moi,

and make them quite inconspicuous indeed.

Invisible, in fact! He he he.

[all exclaiming]

[crowd cheering]

Too bad he came back.

The show was just getting good.

[chuckles] Oh, Grubby.

Be nice!

Now, this crystal is very interesting.

It can make any object huge or tiny,

depending upon how it is used.

[crowd gasping]

[all exclaiming]

Nothing like a good stretch, I always say.

[laughter]

Last but not least

is the mysterious crystal

whose properties we don't completely know yet.

I intend, however,

to conduct a series of highly scientific experiments

in the near future.

In time, I will be able to know

precisely what this 6th crystal does.

Come on, is this the best wave you can give me?

Why, I've ridden waves that would make this look like a ripple in a stream.

Ha! Still nothing.

I can ride this standing on my head.

No wave is any match for me.

I'm the son of the great Elroy!

Elroy... oh! The father I betrayed.

[crying] The greatest, most wonderful...

Oh, wait, what am I doing?

[screaming]

[distant chatter]

Oh!

Teddy Ruxpins everywhere!

Yech! I must be seeing double from that wipeout.

Now, wait a minute.

I'm not seeing things. There's that Gimmick nincompoop.

Along with that brainless Octopede.

Hmm.

There's something here worth investigating.

Anyway, I'll let you all know

just as soon as I, uh, can.

In the meantime, let's all have some, uh, fun!

[cheering]

That's right, you little fools.

Ha! Go on and have your fun.

Something tells me it won't be long before I have mine too.

[laughing]

[theme music playing]

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