Original subtitles

[theme music playing]

♪ Come dream with me tonight ♪

♪ Dream with me tonight ♪

♪ Let's go to far off places ♪

♪ And search for treasures bright ♪

♪ Come dream with me tonight ♪

♪ Let's build a giant airship ♪

♪ And sail into the sky ♪

♪ Let's watch the ground so far below ♪

♪ Let's watch the birds as they fly by ♪

♪ Fly so high ♪

♪ Come dream with me tonight ♪

Tweeg: Why, Mummy, I never knew you were so handy with a needle and thread.

Who do you think stitched your clothes

when you were just a small irritation?

-You, Mummy? -Don't be ridiculous.

I made your good-for-nothing father do it.

There. That's the last of them.

I must admit, Tweegy,

it wasn't a bad idea

sewing the competitors into their sleeping bags.

Oh, thank you, Mummy. Thank you. Thank you.

Stop that! Boot-licking doesn't become you.

Although you are good at it.

There, now we're certain

to win every event in this stupid Lizard Week.

Not Lizard. Wizard.

Same difference.

Surf Grunge: Hey, man, like, the zipper's stuck.

Can't get-- Oh, wow.

[laughs]

I can't understand where the rest of the contestants are.

They're supposed to be here at sunrise

for the synchronized swimming contest.

Good. Then disqualify them.

Well, if I disqualify everyone, judging won't be much fun.

Yeah, and I want the whole spectacle on film.

The thrill of agony.

The defeat of victory.

And the triumph of stupidity.

We can't wait any longer.

Let the synchronized swimming commence.

Louie: Tweeg and his buoyant Bounders

are using the classic entry formation.

A display of precision wading

that we've all been waiting for.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's a starburst formation.

Never has this commentator seen it executed

with such grace and daring.

[all coughing]

What prowess.

These Bounders really deserve a hand.

Uh, let me rephrase that.

[Tweeg shouting]

Ah, yes, the famous beach-ball routine.

Yow!

Grubby: Watch out.

[Wooly jabbers] Hey, who's that?

Gimmick: Eh, calm down, everyone.

Let's stop and think this out.

There must be a solution to this, eh, dilemma.

Ooh.

Rise and shine. Getting late.

Let's go.

Don't wanna miss any of the events.

Oh!

Oh...

L.B. is still under.

What an athlete. What a show.

What a jerk.

Hmm, I suspect Tweeg's behind all this.

Yeah, that's the first time he's had me in stitches.

And I hope it's the last.

Come on, everybody. We're missing the first event.

And here are the victorious champions.

First, second, and third place.

A sweep for Tweeg's team in the first event.

Ha, what a rotten, underhanded, no-good trick.

Thank you, thank you.

Yeah, that goes double for me, man.

I must say, that was not very sporting.

Is it my fault all of you overslept?

[all protest]

-You cheated! -No fair!

-You sewed us in! -Yes, you did.

All contestants prepare for the second event.

Illiop, Perloon, Grunge, Fob, Octopede, or whatever,

to your boats!

Whew. Saved by the gong.

Wizard: Get ready, get set, go!

[coughs]

[jabbers]

-Whee! -Whoopee!

Nice throw, Wooly.

Ah, glad to help out, fellers!

Eleanor: Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

Pull, you barnacle-bitten Bounders.

Eleanor, Prince Arin dead ahead.

[laughs] That's what he'll be, all right.

[gasps] Arin, look.

[both scream]

I do believe that's against the rules.

Oh, I enjoyed that.

Who's next?

Wow, man. Like, with this cosmic wind, man,

like, we are numero uno.

Oh, like, awesome.

Hey, there's a good one.

Forget it. They don't have a chance of winning.

Eleanor: I've told you before, Tweegy,

take care of the little things

and the big things take care of themselves.

Ramming speed.

[all grunting]

Chill out, man.

Like, too intense.

Oh, yikes.

[both exclaim]

[laughter]

Hey, might as well cop some rays, man.

Doesn't seem to be working too well, Gimmick.

I can't fathom it.

Vector analysis indicates

that it should function perfectly.

Well, I guess this guy Vector isn't very good at analyzing boats.

You're not kidding, Grubby.

We're about to be rammed!

Whoa!

[gasps]

Ooh!

What action. What thrills.

What a race.

Wave, Tweez. Wave.

All right, if you insist.

Yow!

Whoa!

[Fobs scream]

-Whee! -[laughter]

-Surfing! -I love surfing.

Yep, this is fun.

[cheering, laughter]

Way to go, guys! Way to go!

[laughs] Who said cheaters never prosper?

Cheaters!

Whoa!

[cheering]

What a thrilling finish to the water race.

Now for the next event, the air race.

Let's swim like Arin and Aruzia did

when they fell in.

Yeah, it's fun, fun, fun.

Let's go!

[laughter]

The babies, where are they?

That's kids for you.

One minute here, the next minute, gone.

Have you seen three baby Fobs?

Yeah, man, like, they were heading for the beach a little while ago.

Cute little guys.

-I'm tired. -I'm cold.

-I'm wet. -Let's get out.

It's far away.

-I'm scared. -Me too.

All: Mommy! Daddy! Help! Help!

Where are they?

Help, Mommy!

Oh, no! They're way out there.

-Grubby. -Teddy.

Both: Our, babies.

Save our babies!

Hey, it's Frank and Fae Fob.

What are they yelling about, Grubby?

Help! Mommy! Daddy!

It's the baby Fobs. And they're in trouble.

Don't worry. I'll save 'em.

Whoa!

[all cough]

I've got ya, kids.

You're all right now.

Good work, Grubby.

You baby Fobs were lucky.

All: Uncle Grubby!

-Thanks. -You saved us.

Teddy: ♪ Be careful in the water ♪

Grubby: ♪ Be cautious by the shore ♪

Teddy: ♪ Be sure that you play safely ♪

Gimmick: ♪ 'Cause you wanna go back for more ♪

Teddy: ♪ And never swim by yourself ♪

Grubby: ♪ 'Cause if your friends are near you ♪

Gimmick: ♪ And you get into trouble ♪

♪ Then they can't hear you ♪

Teddy: ♪ Be careful ♪

♪ Be careful ♪

♪ Be careful in the water ♪

[Fobs cheer]

♪ No need to fear the sea ♪

♪ It's like a puddle, only better ♪

Grubby: ♪ It's sorta like a desert, just a whole lot wetter ♪

Teddy: ♪ Don't try to be a showoff ♪

Grubby: ♪ Don't swim too far away ♪

Both: ♪ Be wary of the undertow ♪

♪ And remember when we say ♪

♪ Be careful in the water ♪

♪ Be cautious by the shore ♪

♪ Be sure that you play safely ♪

♪ 'Cause you wanna go back for more ♪

♪ I'll never swim by myself ♪

♪ 'Cause if my friends are near me ♪

♪ And I get into trouble then they can hear me ♪

♪ Be careful, be careful ♪

♪ Be careful in the water ♪

♪ Be careful, be careful ♪

♪ Be careful in the water ♪

-Take it, Teddy. -♪ Be careful ♪

Now me. ♪ Be careful ♪

All: ♪ Be careful in the water ♪

[laughs]

It's a good thing you've been in an air race before, Beanly.

Air race? I thought you said "air raid."

On your marks.

[grunts]

You mean...

I've never been in one of these contraptions in my life.

Get set...

Go.

-Oh! -No, no!

-The wrong way, Beanly. -The wrong way!

I am going the wrong way.

Grunges: Okay, let it loose.

Whoop.

[gasps]

Ugh.

[gasps]

Ugh!

[cheering]

That's pathetic.

I suppose I'd better even out the odds.

[sighs] Again.

Hmm. I wonder what would happen if I pulled this.

Teddy: Leota's still in the lead.

And Ginnie's holding second place.

How's Tweeg doin'?

I'd say he's bouncing right along.

Teddy: Oops. He missed again.

I wonder how Old Beanly's doing.

[gasps]

Whoa!

Grubby: Yikes.

Beanly: Eh--Sorry!

Hey.

If Tweegy wasn't such a bumbling idiot,

I wouldn't have to sink

to these cheap tricks.

[gasps]

My stupid-- Ugh. Son. Ouch.

I'll... get him for this.

Aah!

Come on, fellers!

We'll be able to watch Fuzz better from up there.

-Do you see Fuzz? -I don't.

Hey, Fuzz!

Uh-oh!

Yikes! I'd better bail out.

Whoa!

Ooh.

Ooh, we better make sure Fuzz is okay.

Whoa!

Hurry up, you idiots!

[gasps]

What happened to Tweeg?

Quite puzzling.

I don't see him.

Teddy: Yikes.

Ginnie's slowing up.

Yes, we seem to have entered an area

of poor convection-- no updraft.

Oh, wow!

Like, bonus updraft.

More to the left.

No, no, more to the right.

I say left.

I say right.

I told you it was to the right.

[laughs]

-Find Fuzz! -Come on, Wooly!

-Let's go! -[Fuzz laughs]

Hi, Wooly. Gimme a push.

Yahoo!

Teddy: ♪ Let's sail away today ♪

♪ Let's sail away today ♪

♪ Let's sail off right now on a breeze ♪

♪ Let's sail off together wherever we please ♪

♪ Let's put all our worries away ♪

♪ Let's put on our smiles and let's wear them all day ♪

♪ Let's chase every bird that goes flying on by ♪

♪ Let's go sailing, yes, let's go sailing ♪

♪ Let's go sailing today ♪

Louie: What a finish. Tweeg's out.

And I do mean out.

Fuzz the Fob flopped before the finish.

Beanly is barnstorming over Bounder Pass.

Leota's leading for the little people.

The airship is second,

and the surfer is soaring sweetly into third place.

[crowd gasps]

It's Old Beanly. Hit the dirt.

Well, that's strange.

I could have sworn

there was an airplane underneath me.

Quick, everyone. Join hands.

Beanly: Get out of the way!

-Look out! -Whoa!

Why, hello, everyone.

You wouldn't happen to know where I've left my airplane, would ya?

[laughter]

[theme music playing]

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