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[theme music playing]

♪ Come dream with me tonight ♪

♪ Dream with me tonight ♪

♪ Let's go to far off places ♪

♪ And search for treasures bright ♪

♪ Come dream with me tonight ♪

♪ Let's build a giant airship ♪

♪ And sail into the sky ♪

♪ Let's watch the ground so far below ♪

♪ Let's watch the birds as they fly by ♪

♪ Fly so high ♪

♪ Come dream with me tonight ♪

-[music playing] -[chattering]

This is a terrific party, Trina.

Yeah. [slurping] It sure...

Mmm... is.

I'm glad you're enjoying it.

Yes, indeed. [chuckles]

This gumbo is delicious.

But what's the occasion?

Silly. The shindig's to honor you and the Anythings.

Us? But why?

Because you saved our batch of Grunge gumbo.

And you saved us from being cooked.

And we've all made some new friends.

So let's party!

-You said it, Trina! -Yeah, you bet!

We're most honored.

But if you're gonna party Grunge-style,

I think you need a little, um, change in image.

Is there something wrong with the way we look?

Well, not exactly wrong.

Just not right.

Hey, but we can fix that.

Well, fellas?

I'm waiting.

Grubby: Ready or not, here we come.

Well, Trina, what do you think?

All right!

Now you look ready to party.

-Where's Gimmick? -I think he's a little shy.

Are you coming, Gimmick?

Gimmick: Eh, yes, I suppose so.

Although, I must say... [chuckles]

this Grunge-style clothing does make me feel, eh, different.

Whoa! Great legs, Newton.

Oh. [chuckles] Thank you, Trina.

This is most unusual.

I feel like dancing.

Hey, it's the clothes.

That's the way we feel all the time.

Come on. Let's join the big bash.

We'll be right there.

I just wanna put on the belt that I carried the crystals in.

I sure the Grunges wouldn't take anything that belongs to us.

I know that,

but I just feel better knowing the crystals are safe.

We sure don't wanna lose them again.

Most certainly not.

Well, come on you two.

As Trina would say, "Let's get down."

[both laughing]

[cheering, applause]

Thank you, everybody.

You Anythings are too much.

How do you do that?

I don't know how we do it. We just do it.

We can be anything we want to be.

But if you don't mind, we'd rather not turn into vegetables today.

[laughing]

And now for our grand finale.

Something special in honor of our new friends.

-crowd gasping] -Oh, my goodness!

Hmm.

Hmm.

We might look like you, but no one can take your place.

We're glad to have made such wonderful new friends.

[cheering, applause]

Bodacious.

Drop in anytime.

There'll always be some Grunge gumbo stewing for you guys.

Thank you, Trina. We'll be happy to.

How about tonight? What time's supper?

[laughing]

All right, everyone, prepare to liftoff.

Next stop the Mushroom Forest.

Teddy: ♪ Let's sail away today ♪

♪ Let's sail away today ♪

♪ Let's sail off right now on a breeze ♪

♪ Let's sail off together wherever we please ♪

♪ Let's put all our worries away ♪

♪ Let's put on our smiles and let's wear them all day ♪

♪ Let's chase every bird that goes flying on by ♪

♪ Let's go sailing, yes, let's go sailing ♪

♪ Let's go sailing today ♪

-Gimmick, are you sure the airship is running smoothly? -[droning]

It doesn't sound quite right.

Everything seems to be in order.

Eh...

I don't think that sound is coming from us.

Uh-oh.

It sounds like the machines those Gutang guys fly.

I'll whip up some root stew in a jiffy.

Don't those Gutangs ever learn?

[droning continues]

Grubby, Gimmick, look!

It's not Gutangs.

[shouting]

Oh, it's something much worse!

A heavily armed ship, a bunch of evil thugs to do the dirty work,

and three helpless little goodie-goodies to pick on.

Oh, this is villainy at its best!

At last, Quellor has given me a chance to prove

how mean and nasty I really am.

You don't have to prove it to me, Tweeze.

Uh, Bogstruck-- Stugbottle--

-Clostro-- -Bognostroclum.

Eh, whatever.

Do you bring my secret orders from Quellor?

No, but I've got some orders for you.

Swab the deck, matey.

But-- But you can't be serious.

Jack W. Tweeg does not swab decks.

Tweeg does what he's told to do.

Not anymore, you walking garbage can.

Garbage can?! Now listen, you overgrown zucchini.

What's going on here?

Both: He started it.

[squawks] He started it. He started it.

I ordered him to swab the deck and he refused.

In no uncertain terms.

But, Your Gruesomeness,

I was merely explaining that you had an important assignment for me.

Quiet both of you.

There's an emergency at hand.

The Illiop's airship is approaching.

Exactly my point, Your Terrorosity.

Hmm?

I can lure those goodie-goodies into your clutches

before they have a chance to hide the magic crystals.

Don't listen to him, Sire. Make him swab the deck.

[squawks] Swab the deck. Swab the deck.

Please, Supreme Oppressor?

I know I can do it.

Why I make laughingstocks of those three nincompoops all the time.

Is this true?

Sure. He makes them laugh their heads off.

Very well, but this time, get it right, or else.

[squawks] Or else. Or else.

They're getting closer all the time.

I'm afraid you're right, This.

And it's so huge.

I'd better make an extra-large batch of root stew for this.

I don't think your root stew will get us out of this fix, Grubby.

Oh, it's not for them.

It's for me.

I always eat when I'm nervous.

-Tweeg: Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo! -[all gasp]

Lovely day for sailing, isn't it?

What do you want, Tweeg?

Won't you come aboard?

We're having a little tea party. [chuckles]

-No thanks, Tweeg. We already ate. -Grubby: Huh?

Speak for yourself.

-Well? -[gasps]

Never fear, Your Meanness.

I've got them in the palm of my hand.

-Gimmick: They're getting closer. -Grubby: What are we gonna do?

When we Anythings are in danger,

we try to trick whoever's after us.

-Maybe you should try it. -Good idea, That.

Okay, Tweeg, we'll be right over for the party.

Pour our tea.

Yeah, uh, and I'd like an extra helping of cucumber sandwiches.

Do we have extra cucumber sandwiches?

-We're not really having a tea party, you dimwit! -Oh, right.

[grumbling]

Ready, lads?

One... two...

eh, three!

[both shout]

They're getting away!

Does this mean we're gonna be stuck with all those cucumbers? [laughs]

-Palm of your hand, eh? -[gasps]

Watch how a real villain handles this.

-Helmsman, full speed! -[grumbling]

Skirmishers, prepare to board!

Tweeg, if they escape,

you'll suffer tortures I haven't invented yet!

[gulps]

[chuckles]

That last little trick surprised them.

Keep turning the propeller.

We may escape yet.

Huh?

Wow! Now this is what I call news.

Faster, Gimmick. They're gaining on us.

So I see.

But I still got a few tricks up my, eh, sleeve.

Prepare to come about.

Where are they? Where did they go?

What great footage.

Hey, they're behind us.

Faster, you fools, faster!

Teddy: They're catching up to us, Gimmick.

I don't think we can keep this up much longer.

I'm afraid you're right, Teddy.

Hey.

-[shouting, cheering] -We got 'em! We got 'em!

Quick, Grubby, get that hook out.

[straining]

I can't, Teddy. It's stuck.

Then there's only one thing left to do.

We have to surrender.

-Surrender? -You mean give up? No way.

It's our only chance to save the crystals.

Well, if you put it that way, then okay.

What do you want us to do?

Well, when the pirates board us,

I need you two to create a distraction.

We'll do our best, my boy.

Just say when and we'll put our distraction into action.

-And you Anythings... -How can we help?

By using your special talents to hide.

If there's one thing we're good at, it's hiding.

Come on, guys.

-Ready? -Both: Ready.

Ahoy, everybody.

Uh, maybe we will have that tea after all.

[grumbling]

Ready or not, here we come!

Bring the prisoners to me.

-[Grubby gasps] -Gimmick: Whoa!

[grumbling]

Got ya!

Na-na. Can't catch me.

Uh...

Uh-oh.

Yoo-hoo. Over here.

Avast yee! Grab him!

Time to roll out the barrel.

[chuckles]

[both gasp]

[grunts]

-Whee! -Come back here, you barnacle!

Argh! Gonna be swabbies!

[grumbles]

[chuckles]

[groans] I thought you guys surrendered.

No, Teddy surrendered.

I'm creating a distraction.

[grumbling]

What action! What pathos!

Grubby: Ya...

...hoo!

[Grubby thuds]

Ooh!

[chuckles] Now I surrender.

[grunts]

Well, so we meet again.

Hand over the crystals.

[squawks] Hand them over. Hand them over.

I'm afraid we don't have them.

Argh. It's true, Your Unpleasantness.

We already searched them.

Then search their ship.

Ouch.

Who said that?

[giggles] That tickles.

-Who said that?! -Oof!

Now I'm hearing things.

Argh. This is a strange craft.

Argh. Do you think it's haunted?

Uh, I hope not.

Well, did you find those crystals?

Argh. Not a trace of them, Your Awfulness.

I know they're hiding them somewhere.

Fasten a cable to their ship.

I want it towed to M.A.V.O. Headquarters

and ripped apart board by board.

Okay, those awful pirates are gone.

Remember what Teddy said.

We should try to escape.

But first we have to do something about their towline.

Now why can't you be reasonable?

Just tell me where those crystals are

and untold wealth shall be yours.

You can't put a price on the crystals.

They represent riches of the spirit,

and you want to use them for evil.

Quite true, my fuzzy little friend.

However, we grow tired of this little game.

This is your last chance.

-Now hand them over! -All: No!

Fools!

You'll regret this.

[squawks] You'll regret this. You'll regret this.

Prepare the Illiop to walk to plank.

-[gasping] -[grumbling]

Whoa!

[Teddy gulps, panting] Uh-oh.

[gasps] We must find something to cut the rope.

-But what? -Hey, look. Over here.

Hey!

[straining]

Talk, Illiop, or drop to your doom.

You wouldn't dare.

[gulps] Yes, he would, Gimmick.

That's right.

When I could three,

your friend starts his long walk.

[laughs]

One... two...

Wait, Quellor.

What happens if we tell you?

No, Gimmick. Telling will only bring evil to the world.

I know. Oh, my.

What a dilemma.

Come on! I'm getting tired of this.

Yeah! Scurry your stumps.

That's it. Keep on sawing.

Walk! Walk! Walk!

[Anythings chuckle]

-[gasps] -Move, you fuzzy barnacle!

Move!

Oh!

Whoa!

Here, Teddy! Grab on!

[panting] That was close.

Where'd he go?

-What's going on? -That's not playing fair.

[gasps] The airship!

She's disappeared!

[grumbling]

Argh! Find the ship!

-Find the Illiop. -Somebody find my sword.

[squawks]

-I say we head for home. -Right.

To the Mushroom Forest.

Or we could follow that ship to M.A.V.O.

and rescue our friends.

Right. Let's rescue them.

Or we could find out where we are.

-Right. -Both: Mm-hmm.

Where are we?

I don't see the Mushroom Forest.

And I don't see the M.A.V.O. ship.

I don't see anything. We must be in a cloud.

And we can't fly this thing.

What are we gonna do?

[grumbling]

Silence!

The ship is gone thanks to you fools.

Now haul up that Illiop.

Argh. Right, up you come, my courageous little twerp.

Here he is, Your Gloominess.

-[crowd groaning] -I mean, here he was.

[both gasp]

Teddy's gone!

Gosh, Gimmick, what are we gonna do now?

Oh, I don't know, my boy.

[sniffles] I-I-I just don't know.

[Teddy grunting]

I don't know how much longer I can hold on.

Maybe this thing will help.

It seems to bring far away things closer.

The M.A.V.O. ship, I can see it, and...

Oh, my!

Our friend Teddy's in real trouble!

-[Teddy shouting] -Oh, no! He's falling!

[theme music playing]

Captioned by Post Haste Digital