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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:08,780 Kathryn: ♪ DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ♪ 2 00:00:08,780 --> 00:00:10,780 ♪ FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA ♪ 3 00:00:10,780 --> 00:00:12,820 ♪ 'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY ♪ 4 00:00:12,820 --> 00:00:15,200 ♪ FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA ♪ 5 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:17,740 ♪ DON WE NOW OUR GAY APPAREL ♪ 6 00:00:17,740 --> 00:00:19,830 ♪ FA LA LA, LA LA LA, LA LA LA-- ♪ 7 00:00:19,830 --> 00:00:21,620 SERIOUSLY WITH THE CHRISTMAS CAROLS? 8 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:24,000 YOU HAVE BEEN SINGING THEM NONSTOP SINCE BLACK FRIDAY. 9 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,870 I'M TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM EARPLUGS. 10 00:00:25,870 --> 00:00:27,370 IT GETS ME IN THE SPIRIT. 11 00:00:27,370 --> 00:00:29,130 BESIDES, YOU HAVE AN ART STUDIO RIGHT OUT THERE. 12 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:31,220 IT'S FREEZING OUT THERE. 13 00:00:31,220 --> 00:00:33,670 MAYBE SANTA WILL BRING ME A SPACE HEATER. 14 00:00:33,670 --> 00:00:35,970 IF YOU'RE THROUGH BEING A GRINCH, 15 00:00:35,970 --> 00:00:38,890 WOULD YOU MIND-- SHELL THESE FOR ME? 16 00:00:38,890 --> 00:00:40,440 IT'S PEANUT BRITTLE TIME. 17 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,230 YOU KNOW YOU CAN BUY THEM SHELLED. 18 00:00:43,230 --> 00:00:45,060 NO, NO, NO. THEY HAVE TO BE FRESH. 19 00:00:45,060 --> 00:00:47,890 - IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE. - DON'T WE HAVE ENOUGH 20 00:00:47,890 --> 00:00:49,780 WITH THE 11 OTHER KINDS OF COOKIES YOU'RE MAKING? 21 00:00:49,780 --> 00:00:53,360 OKAY, I KNOW THAT I GO A LITTLE BIG AT CHRISTMAS, 22 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:55,740 BUT IT'S THE FIRST TIME SINCE WE'VE KNOWN DAPHNE AND REGINA 23 00:00:55,740 --> 00:00:57,950 THAT THEY'RE STAYING WITH US FOR THE HOLIDAYS, SO. 24 00:00:57,950 --> 00:00:59,830 YEAH, USUALLY THEY'RE SMART ENOUGH 25 00:00:59,830 --> 00:01:01,290 TO GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE. 26 00:01:01,290 --> 00:01:04,040 SHELL. 27 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,870 ♪ FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA. ♪ 28 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:10,710 IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO CHANGE OUR PLANS, 29 00:01:10,710 --> 00:01:12,210 HIT THE ROAD LIKE WE USUALLY DO. 30 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:15,340 WORLD'S LARGEST BALL OF TWINE IS ONLY 200 MILES AWAY. 31 00:01:15,340 --> 00:01:17,970 I DEFINITELY WANT TO SEE THAT ONE DAY, 32 00:01:17,970 --> 00:01:19,850 BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS. 33 00:01:19,850 --> 00:01:21,640 I WANT TO BE WITH THE KENNISHES TOO. 34 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:22,810 I LIKE THE WAY WE DO CHRISTMAS-- 35 00:01:22,810 --> 00:01:24,640 WAKE UP LATE, OPEN GIFTS, 36 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,720 SNEAK CHINESE FOOD INTO AN EMPTY MOVIE THEATER. 37 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:31,030 JUST PROMISE YOU'LL BE NICE AT DINNER. 38 00:01:31,030 --> 00:01:33,110 - WHERE ARE WE GOING? - SAL'S. 39 00:01:33,110 --> 00:01:35,110 SAL'S WITH THE GARLIC KNOTS? 40 00:01:35,110 --> 00:01:36,360 I THOUGHT THAT PLACE CLOSED DOWN. 41 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:37,860 THEY JUST REOPENED. 42 00:01:37,860 --> 00:01:39,830 IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! 43 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:41,830 - OH, WOW! - ( giggles ) 44 00:01:41,830 --> 00:01:44,120 ( music playing faintly ) 45 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:51,590 THANK YOU. OH, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GOT MY EMAIL, 46 00:01:51,590 --> 00:01:54,420 BUT WE DO DINNER AT 5:00 ON THE 24th. 47 00:01:54,420 --> 00:01:56,130 AND THEN AFTER DINNER, 48 00:01:56,130 --> 00:02:00,020 JOHN READS "THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS" 49 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:02,020 AND THEN WE OPEN PRESENTS. 50 00:02:02,020 --> 00:02:03,020 PRESENTS ON CHRISTMAS EVE? 51 00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:05,020 JUST ONE. THE REST IN THE MORNING. 52 00:02:05,020 --> 00:02:06,520 WE START AT 8:00. 53 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,730 A.M.? 54 00:02:08,730 --> 00:02:10,730 SOUNDS GREAT. RIGHT, MOM? 55 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:14,360 AFTER WE OPEN THE PRESENTS, AROUND 11:00-- 56 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,730 IT TAKES THREE HOURS TO OPEN PRESENTS? 57 00:02:16,730 --> 00:02:19,740 WE DON'T USUALLY PUT THAT MUCH EMPHASIS ON GIFTS. 58 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:21,780 NUMBER 62! 59 00:02:21,780 --> 00:02:23,740 STILL GOT YOUR PICTURE ON THE WALL 'ROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 60 00:02:23,740 --> 00:02:26,330 HEY, SAL. SO GLAD YOU REOPENED, BUDDY! 61 00:02:26,330 --> 00:02:28,670 HOW'S EVERYTHING? CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING ELSE? 62 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:31,090 All: MORE GARLIC KNOTS! 63 00:02:31,090 --> 00:02:33,710 THOSE THINGS ARE MAGIC. I CAN'T GET ENOUGH. 64 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,460 DAPHNE AND I HAVE A FEW TRADITIONS OF OUR OWN. 65 00:02:37,460 --> 00:02:40,260 WE LIKE TO GO TO A MOVIE ON CHRISTMAS, SNEAK IN SOME CHINESE TAKE-OUT. 66 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:42,970 NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN. I'M IN! 67 00:02:42,970 --> 00:02:45,930 WAIT. THAT'S WHEN WE DO KENNISH KARAOKE. 68 00:02:45,930 --> 00:02:48,400 YOU KNOW, IN THE AFTERNOON. 69 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,940 MAYBE WE COULD DO A MOVIE ON THE 26th. 70 00:02:50,940 --> 00:02:52,860 DAPHNE CAN'T REALLY DO KARAOKE... 71 00:02:52,860 --> 00:02:55,230 IT'S OKAY. I DON'T MIND. 72 00:02:55,230 --> 00:02:57,690 ...AND I HATE TO SING, SO I THINK MAYBE WE'RE OUT. 73 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,820 MOM, IT'S OKAY TO SHAKE THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT. 74 00:03:01,820 --> 00:03:03,370 I DON'T THINK IT'S TOO MUCH TO ASK 75 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:05,910 TO TAKE A BREAK FOR A FEW HOURS FROM YOUR SCHEDULE. 76 00:03:05,910 --> 00:03:08,290 Kathryn: THAT'S WHEN THE NEIGHBORS DO THE COOKIE EXCHANGE. 77 00:03:08,290 --> 00:03:11,880 Regina: SO EXCHANGE THE COOKIES ANOTHER TIME. 78 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,830 OKAY, YOU GUYS WERE THE ONES 79 00:03:13,830 --> 00:03:16,460 WHO WANTED TO JOIN US FOR THE HOLIDAYS. 80 00:03:16,460 --> 00:03:18,840 IT'S THE WAY WE'VE ALWAYS DONE THINGS. 81 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:20,890 I HAVE TO GO TO THE LADIES' ROOM. 82 00:03:21,970 --> 00:03:23,010 REGINA-- 83 00:03:26,430 --> 00:03:29,060 I DON'T GET IT. WHAT DOES CHINESE FOOD HAVE TO DO WITH CHRISTMAS? 84 00:03:29,060 --> 00:03:31,230 Bay: COME ON, MOM. WHAT IS WITH YOU? 85 00:03:31,230 --> 00:03:32,810 YOU'RE LIKE A CRUISE DIRECTOR 86 00:03:32,810 --> 00:03:33,900 ON THE BOAT TO CHRISTMAS HELL. 87 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:40,570 IT'S ONE CHRISTMAS. AND THEN WE CAN GO BACK TO DOING IT YOUR WAY. 88 00:03:40,570 --> 00:03:43,120 MY WAY? IT'S OUR WAY. 89 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:47,990 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE THE KIND OF CHRISTMAS 90 00:03:47,990 --> 00:03:50,580 THAT YOU SEE IN THE MOVIES. 91 00:03:50,580 --> 00:03:52,500 WHY CAN'T WE HAVE THAT JUST ONE TIME? 92 00:03:54,460 --> 00:03:56,750 YOU KNOW WHAT? 93 00:03:56,750 --> 00:03:58,080 YOU CAN. 94 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,640 HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH THE KENNISHES. 95 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,180 MOM! 96 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,720 WELL, THAT WAS A DISASTER. 97 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,190 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 98 00:04:10,690 --> 00:04:14,020 ONE LAST GARLIC KNOT. YOU GIRLS WANT IT? 99 00:04:17,020 --> 00:04:19,490 SPLIT IT? 100 00:04:19,490 --> 00:04:20,950 THANKS. 101 00:04:23,990 --> 00:04:26,990 YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, LIFE WOULD BE A LOT EASIER 102 00:04:26,990 --> 00:04:29,500 IF WE HAD NEVER BEEN SWITCHED. 103 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:31,960 I WAS JUST THINKING THE SAME THING. 104 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:41,220 TOBY'S RIGHT, THESE ARE MAGIC. 105 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:54,890 ( music playing ) 106 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:12,950 ♪ I LOVE THE WAY ♪ 107 00:05:12,950 --> 00:05:15,160 ♪ YOU KEEP ME WARM ♪ 108 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,910 ♪ I HOPE YOU KNOW ♪ 109 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:22,090 ♪ AT HALF PAST 12 ♪ 110 00:05:22,090 --> 00:05:24,510 ♪ MEET ME UNDER... ♪ 111 00:05:24,510 --> 00:05:27,220 ( unaccented ) HELLO? 112 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:28,890 WHOA. 113 00:05:28,890 --> 00:05:31,270 ♪ I THINK YOU'RE SWEET ♪ 114 00:05:31,270 --> 00:05:33,020 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 115 00:05:34,020 --> 00:05:36,230 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 116 00:05:40,530 --> 00:05:42,570 WHERE'S THE SQUIRREL TREE? 117 00:05:42,570 --> 00:05:44,610 EVERYTHING'S SO DIFFERENT. 118 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:59,300 ( clock ticking softly ) 119 00:06:04,170 --> 00:06:05,590 ( dishwasher whirring ) 120 00:06:05,590 --> 00:06:08,560 Kathryn: WELL, THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS 121 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:11,310 IS THE SECOND-BUSIEST SHOPPING DAY OF THE YEAR. 122 00:06:11,310 --> 00:06:13,850 ANNIE CAN TAKE A VACATION THEN. 123 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:15,890 YES. CALL ME BACK. 124 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,980 ARE YOU OKAY? 125 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:23,020 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, BUT... 126 00:06:23,020 --> 00:06:24,360 I CAN HEAR. 127 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:26,780 HEAR WHAT? 128 00:06:26,780 --> 00:06:28,950 AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR HANDS? 129 00:06:28,950 --> 00:06:30,990 SIGNING. 130 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:33,030 OH. GOOD FOR YOU. 131 00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:34,790 I HAVE TO GO. 132 00:06:34,790 --> 00:06:36,740 NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE. 133 00:06:36,740 --> 00:06:38,290 I'M KIND OF FREAKING OUT HERE. 134 00:06:38,290 --> 00:06:40,840 I'M SORRY. I HAVE A MEETING. 135 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,210 OH, AND BAY, 136 00:06:42,210 --> 00:06:44,130 THERE'S ONLY YOGURT IN THE FRIDGE. 137 00:06:44,130 --> 00:06:45,960 YOUR FATHER HASN'T GONE SHOPPING. 138 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:52,640 "BAY?" 139 00:07:20,790 --> 00:07:22,960 ( silent ) 140 00:09:18,830 --> 00:09:21,000 John: YOU'RE LATE. 141 00:09:22,540 --> 00:09:24,330 - JOHN. - I MAY BE YOUR COACH, 142 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:26,580 BUT YOU CAN STILL REFER TO ME AS "DAD." 143 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:28,580 OKAY, LOOK, WE-- WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. 144 00:09:28,580 --> 00:09:30,210 WE'RE NOT LETTING UP OVER THE HOLIDAYS. 145 00:09:30,210 --> 00:09:31,970 YOU'VE GOT TO RUN THREE MILES ON THE RIVER TRAIL. 146 00:09:31,970 --> 00:09:34,010 AFTER THAT, DRILLS THE REST OF THE MORNING. 147 00:09:34,010 --> 00:09:36,920 OLYMPIC TRIALS ARE IN TWO WEEKS, OKAY? 148 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:47,850 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 149 00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:50,110 FUTURE GOLD MEDALISTS CANNOT AFFORD TO TAKE A DAY OFF. 150 00:09:50,110 --> 00:09:52,190 - LET'S GO. - I'LL GO GET READY. 151 00:09:52,190 --> 00:09:54,990 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - THE GUESTHOUSE. 152 00:09:54,990 --> 00:09:57,030 YOU MEAN YOUR MOM'S OFFICE? 153 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:59,830 WAIT, IF THAT'S KATHRYN'S OFFICE, THEN WHERE'S REGINA? 154 00:09:59,830 --> 00:10:03,040 WHO THE HELL IS REGINA? COME ON, LET'S GO. 155 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:08,960 ( music playing loudly) 156 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,800 HELLO? 157 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,140 - HEY! - OH, HI! 158 00:10:21,140 --> 00:10:23,560 WHY ARE YOU PLAYING IT SO LOUD? 159 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:26,890 ( loudly ) BECAUSE I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING. 160 00:10:26,890 --> 00:10:30,110 AND THAT WOULDN'T BOTHER YOU UNLESS... 161 00:10:30,110 --> 00:10:31,690 I CAN. 162 00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:35,650 HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME? 163 00:10:35,650 --> 00:10:39,200 WELL, THIS IS THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN. 164 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,580 I THINK THAT YOU'RE ME. 165 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:46,200 REGINA CALLED ME DAPHNE. 166 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,660 KATHRYN CALLED ME BAY. 167 00:10:48,660 --> 00:10:50,420 WE'VE SWITCHED PLACES? 168 00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:53,050 BUT WAIT. THEN WOULDN'T YOU 169 00:10:53,050 --> 00:10:55,000 BE IN THE GUESTHOUSE RIGHT NOW? 170 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000 YOU'RE RIGHT. 171 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,180 IF I'M IN EAST RIVERSIDE, 172 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:01,300 THAT MEANS... 173 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,720 THE SWITCH NEVER HAPPENED. 174 00:11:09,810 --> 00:11:12,770 I CAN'T BELIEVE MY MOM HAD ANOTHER KID. 175 00:11:12,770 --> 00:11:14,190 AWESOME ROOM. 176 00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:17,650 FACE ME, PLEASE. I CAN'T READ YOUR LIPS. 177 00:11:17,650 --> 00:11:22,030 SORRY. YOUR SIGNING IS AMAZING, BY THE WAY. 178 00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:24,910 IT IS. I GUESS I'M THE ONE 179 00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:27,820 WHO GOT MENINGITIS WHEN I WAS THREE. 180 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,960 HM... OH! 181 00:11:32,670 --> 00:11:35,210 TRY THOSE. THEY SHOULD HELP A LITTLE. 182 00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:38,590 AH! 183 00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:41,720 HOW DO I SOUND? DO I HAVE AN ACCENT? 184 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:44,760 NO. YOU MUST'VE HAD A LOT OF SPEECH THERAPY. 185 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:47,260 AH. HUH. 186 00:11:47,260 --> 00:11:49,610 HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING DEAF? 187 00:11:49,610 --> 00:11:52,020 HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING HEARING? 188 00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:54,060 I HAD NO IDEA 189 00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:56,060 THAT REFRIGERATORS MADE NOISE. 190 00:11:56,060 --> 00:12:00,030 AND KATHRYN'S VOICE? ( sighs ) 191 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:04,200 IT'S NOT AT ALL WHAT I EXPECTED. 192 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,990 THE WHOLE THING'S A LITTLE JARRING. 193 00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:07,120 DITTO. 194 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,280 HOW'S MY MOM? 195 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:12,210 WELL, SHE OWNS HER OWN HAIR SALON. 196 00:12:12,210 --> 00:12:14,080 HOW ARE MY PARENTS? 197 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,580 WELL... 198 00:12:15,580 --> 00:12:18,880 KATHRYN IS A FACE CREAM MOGUL 199 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:22,680 AND JOHN IS A STAY-AT-HOME SOCCER DAD. 200 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,760 - SO-- - WHAT'S THE DEAL? 201 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:26,800 I MEAN, DO WE GO WITH THIS? 202 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,680 OR SHOULD WE TELL SOMEONE? 203 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,940 MAYBE SEE A DOCTOR? I DON'T KNOW. 204 00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:32,520 WELL, THE THING IS 205 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,440 APPARENTLY, I HAVE A SHOW 206 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,020 AT THE TEMPLETON GALLERY. 207 00:12:37,350 --> 00:12:39,320 GOOD FOR YOU. 208 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,700 I'M AN OLYMPIC HOPEFUL. 209 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:47,990 - THIS COULD BE FUN, RIGHT? - ABSOLUTELY. 210 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,620 - GOOD WORKOUT? - HEY, YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING 211 00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:58,330 MAYBE LATER WE COULD DO SOME KENNISH KARAOKE. 212 00:12:58,330 --> 00:13:00,130 WE HAVEN'T DONE THAT IN YEARS. 213 00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:01,970 SINCE WHEN DO YOU LIKE TO SING? 214 00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:04,050 THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING. 215 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:05,760 Toby: HELLO? ANYBODY HOME? 216 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,680 HEY. 217 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,480 WHOA. 218 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:13,640 SO HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT? HOW WAS SEATTLE? 219 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:14,980 FINE. GOOD. 220 00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:18,390 AH, LOOK AT THAT. YOU'VE GOT A NEW TATTOO. 221 00:13:18,390 --> 00:13:21,400 WELL, I THINK IT'S GREAT, BUT CAN YOU KEEP IT COVERED UP FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS 222 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,820 UNTIL I FIND A WAY TO TELL YOUR FATHER? 223 00:13:24,820 --> 00:13:28,700 I DON'T NEED JOHN'S APPROVAL FOR MY INK OR FOR ANYTHING ELSE. 224 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,040 CAN YOU NOT BE LIKE THIS? 225 00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:33,710 JOHN! 226 00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:35,950 START THE CLOCK, LITTLE SIS. 227 00:13:35,950 --> 00:13:38,120 'CAUSE MOM'S ANNUAL HOLIDAY GUILT TRIP 228 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:41,050 HAS GOT A 72-HOUR EXPIRATION DATE. 229 00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:43,960 HEY, C'MON. WHAT'S THE RUSH? 230 00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:48,970 YOU TOOK TOO MANY SOCCER BALLS TO THE HEAD? 231 00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:51,810 EVEN THE BRAND-NEW GUITAR I KNOW IS UNDER THE TREE 232 00:13:51,810 --> 00:13:55,100 CAN'T HIDE JOHN'S THINLY-VEILED DISAPPOINTMENT. 233 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,810 COME ON. HE'S NOT THAT BAD. 234 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:02,860 WELL, I SEE YOU'RE STILL USING YOUR MOM'S BEAUTY PRODUCTS. 235 00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:04,980 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO, JOHN. 236 00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:07,070 BAY, READY FOR SOME WIND SPRINTS? 237 00:14:07,070 --> 00:14:08,740 SHE JUST WORKED OUT. 238 00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:09,830 YES, I'M AWARE OF THAT, KATHRYN. 239 00:14:09,830 --> 00:14:12,250 OLYMPIC MEDALISTS DON'T JUST WORK OUT ONCE 240 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:14,870 AND SIT ON THEIR BUTTS THE REST OF THE DAY. IT'S CRUNCH TIME. 241 00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:16,910 BUT THEN AGAIN, WHY AM I EXPLAINING THAT 242 00:14:16,910 --> 00:14:18,920 TO SOMEONE WHO WORKS 90 HOURS A WEEK? 243 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,630 DON'T DO THAT. DON'T PIT BAY AGAINST ME. 244 00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:23,210 John: I'M NOT PITTING HER AGAINST ANYBODY. 245 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:26,210 Kathryn: I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU: BAY MAY WIN A GOLD MEDAL, 246 00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:27,500 BUT THAT DOES NOT CHANGE THE FACT 247 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,220 THAT YOU WERE ONE-AND-OUT WITH THE ROYALS. 248 00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:31,010 LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU. 249 00:14:31,010 --> 00:14:32,430 I COULD'VE GONE BACK TO REHAB, 250 00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:34,810 I COULD'VE GOTTEN BACK OUT THERE. 251 00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:36,510 BUT WHO WOULD'VE TAKEN CARE OF THE KIDS? 252 00:14:36,510 --> 00:14:37,890 SOMEONE NEEDED TO GET A JOB, 253 00:14:37,890 --> 00:14:39,780 OTHERWISE WE'D BE LIVING ON THE STREETS. 254 00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:43,150 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA-- - DO YOU THINK I LIKE WORKING THIS HARD? 255 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,900 YOU KNOW I WANTED TO STAY HOME WITH THE KIDS AND WRITE BOOKS. 256 00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:48,150 ( John scoffs ) LIKE THAT WAS EVER GONNA HAPPEN. 257 00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:49,790 I'LL SEE YOU OUTSIDE. 258 00:14:56,990 --> 00:14:57,950 TA-DA! 259 00:14:57,950 --> 00:15:00,920 WOW, YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF. 260 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,960 I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO FOCUSED. 261 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,590 BEING DEAF HAS ITS ADVANTAGES. 262 00:15:07,130 --> 00:15:10,010 NOT EXACTLY CHRISTMAS AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER. 263 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:12,390 HEY, IT'S SCRAPPY, 264 00:15:12,390 --> 00:15:13,890 JUST LIKE US. 265 00:15:16,010 --> 00:15:18,890 WHAT IF WE MADE OUR OWN TREE? 266 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:21,650 RIGHT HERE WOULD BE PERFECT. 267 00:15:21,650 --> 00:15:23,520 ON OUR LIVING ROOM WALL? 268 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,820 ANYBODY CAN BUY A TREE, 269 00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:29,780 BUT WHO ELSE HAS MULTI-COLORED BRANCHES AND POINTILLIST STARS? 270 00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:31,530 - ( cell phone buzzes ) - OH! 271 00:15:34,990 --> 00:15:38,660 UH, COULD THE FESTIVITIES START IN LIKE AN HOUR? 272 00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:40,630 EMMETT NEEDS ME FOR SOMETHING. 273 00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:43,000 OF COURSE. I CAN PUT ON A COAT OF PRIMER. 274 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,540 IT'LL BE READY BY THE TIME YOU GET BACK. 275 00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:46,500 AWESOME. CAN'T WAIT. 276 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,890 ( silent ) 277 00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:09,320 ( music playing ) 278 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,720 HEY. WHAT'S UP? 279 00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,230 CAN WE GO? 280 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,490 ♪ JUST ME AND YOU ♪ 281 00:16:49,490 --> 00:16:51,700 ♪ DA-DOO DA-DOO ♪ 282 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,990 ♪ LET'S MAKE IT CHRISTMAS EVE ♪ 283 00:16:53,990 --> 00:16:56,110 ♪ FOR TWO ♪ 284 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,460 OKAY. IT'S A LITTLE AVANT-GARDE, 285 00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:07,040 BUT I CAN GET ON BOARD. 286 00:17:38,070 --> 00:17:41,040 ( Angelo speaking French on video ) 287 00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:47,250 Angelo, put the camera away. 288 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:48,830 The kids want to open their gifts. 289 00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:50,010 Angelo: Okay. 290 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:52,760 ( Angelo speaks French ) 291 00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:56,010 Au revoir. 292 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:05,430 One, two, three... the winner! 293 00:18:14,490 --> 00:18:16,490 ( laughing ) 294 00:18:33,710 --> 00:18:34,710 HEY. 295 00:18:34,710 --> 00:18:36,590 WHAT THE HELL? YOU LET HER DRINK? 296 00:18:36,590 --> 00:18:39,680 I WASN'T HERE. I WAS WITH EMMETT. 297 00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:44,810 I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. 298 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:48,600 I'LL GET SOME PAINT OUT OF THE GARAGE. 299 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,190 WE'LL COVER IT UP SO SHE'S NOT EMBARRASSED IN THE MORNING. 300 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,620 Bay: THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 301 00:19:05,870 --> 00:19:09,960 APPARENTLY THE ONLY TIME EMMETT AND I HAVE BEEN NAKED TOGETHER, 302 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,750 RUBBER DUCKIES WERE INVOLVED. 303 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:16,380 I'M TELLING YOU, J AND K ARE ABOUT 10 MINUTES AWAY 304 00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:18,790 FROM A VERY CONSCIOUS UNCOUPLING. 305 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:21,300 THERE'S ONE MORE THING: 306 00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:22,680 REGINA'S DRINKING. 307 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,350 OH NO. AGAIN? 308 00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:28,100 I DON'T THINK SHE EVER STOPPED. 309 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,810 THINK ABOUT IT. 310 00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:33,230 SHE GOT SOBER AFTER SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT THE SWITCH. 311 00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:34,940 IF THAT NEVER HAPPENED? 312 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,870 WHAT IS HAPPENING THERE? 313 00:19:48,910 --> 00:19:51,630 'SUP? I'M TOBIAS. 314 00:19:55,380 --> 00:19:57,290 WHAT'S WITH THE HAND STUFF? 315 00:19:57,290 --> 00:20:01,840 THIS IS MY FRIEND DAPHNE. SHE'S DEAF. 316 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,760 WHOA. YOU-- 317 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,550 YOU DON'T HEAR ANYTHING? 318 00:20:07,050 --> 00:20:10,020 THAT'S-- THAT'S PROFOUND. 319 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:14,270 WELL, I'M GONNA HIT UP THE GOODWILL, 320 00:20:14,270 --> 00:20:15,940 SEE WHAT THEY GOT ON VINYL. 321 00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:24,740 OH, THAT WAS WEIRD. 322 00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:26,950 WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 323 00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:28,620 WHAT DO THEY DO IN THE MOVIES? 324 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:31,500 WE NEED TO, LIKE, SPLIT A FORTUNE COOKIE 325 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:34,870 OR SNAP A WISHBONE OR SOMETHING. 326 00:20:34,870 --> 00:20:36,830 THE GARLIC KNOTS! 327 00:20:36,830 --> 00:20:38,710 - HUH? - FROM SAL'S! 328 00:20:38,710 --> 00:20:40,550 DON'T YOU REMEMBER? YOU AND I WERE TALKING 329 00:20:40,550 --> 00:20:42,470 ABOUT HOW MUCH EASIER LIFE WOULD BE 330 00:20:42,470 --> 00:20:44,140 IF THE SWITCH NEVER HAPPENED. 331 00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:46,090 AND WE SPLIT THE GARLIC KNOT! 332 00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:48,050 TOBY SAID THEY WERE MAGIC. 333 00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:50,310 SO WE HAVE TO GO BACK AND DO IT AGAIN. 334 00:20:50,310 --> 00:20:52,350 IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE. 335 00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:53,690 HE'S PROBABLY CLOSED. 336 00:20:55,310 --> 00:20:56,810 I HAVE AN IDEA. 337 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,280 THIS WAS YOUR GREAT IDEA? 338 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,330 I WAS SURE THEY WOULD HAVE 339 00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:11,210 SOME OLD GARLIC KNOTS IN HERE. 340 00:21:11,210 --> 00:21:12,370 WHY DON'T WE JUST WAIT 341 00:21:12,370 --> 00:21:16,910 FOR SAL'S TO REOPEN AFTER CHRISTMAS? 342 00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:18,960 I THINK IT'LL BE TOO LATE. 343 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:22,050 A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE IN JANUARY? 344 00:21:22,050 --> 00:21:25,840 IF IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE THAT UNDID THE SWITCH, 345 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,840 THEN WE NEED TO RECREATE THE MOMENT-- 346 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:32,390 LIKE, GET OUR FAMILIES TOGETHER AGAIN AND WISH IT BACK. 347 00:21:32,390 --> 00:21:34,850 REALLY WISHING I'D WATCHED 348 00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:36,980 MORE OF THOSE STUPID MOVIES WITH MY MOM. 349 00:21:38,270 --> 00:21:40,280 Man: HO HO HO! 350 00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:43,320 ARE YOU--? 351 00:21:44,990 --> 00:21:48,530 IT'S ME. SAL. I DRESS UP FOR THE GRANDKIDS. 352 00:21:48,530 --> 00:21:50,750 YOU GIRLS LOSE SOMETHING? 353 00:21:52,950 --> 00:21:56,830 WE ATE SOME GARLIC KNOTS THE OTHER NIGHT. 354 00:21:56,830 --> 00:21:58,410 NOW WE'VE SWITCHED PLACES. 355 00:21:58,410 --> 00:22:01,800 NOT EXACTLY. WE WERE SWITCHED BEFORE, 356 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:05,880 AND NOW WE'RE NOT SWITCHED. DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE? 357 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:09,170 SORRY. GAVE ALL THE LEFTOVERS TO THE HOMELESS SHELTER. 358 00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:15,270 AND GIRLS... 359 00:22:15,270 --> 00:22:18,600 THE KNOT'S NOT YOUR ANSWER. 360 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,030 NO, IT IS! IT IS! 361 00:22:20,030 --> 00:22:22,030 DON'T YOU HAVE THE RECIPE? 362 00:22:22,030 --> 00:22:23,650 MAYBE WE COULD JUST MAKE IT OURSELVES. 363 00:22:23,650 --> 00:22:26,860 - I'M TELLING YOU-- - SAL, PLEASE! 364 00:22:28,530 --> 00:22:31,950 ALL RIGHT. WAIT HERE. 365 00:22:35,950 --> 00:22:38,830 THIS IS PERFECT. WE'LL JUST MAKE 'EM OURSELVES. 366 00:22:38,830 --> 00:22:41,050 BUT IF YOU'RE RIGHT, 367 00:22:41,050 --> 00:22:45,260 AND WE ONLY HAVE ONE NIGHT TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN, 368 00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:48,630 HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET OUR FAMILIES TOGETHER? 369 00:22:48,630 --> 00:22:51,180 Regina: WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WANT TO SPEND CHRISTMAS EVE 370 00:22:51,180 --> 00:22:54,060 IN SNOOTY MISSION HILLS? 371 00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:55,850 SHE'S MY NEW FRIEND. 372 00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:57,810 - WHO? - BAY KENNISH. 373 00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:00,150 SHE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO INVITE US OVER. 374 00:23:00,150 --> 00:23:01,690 WE HAVE TO GO. 375 00:23:01,690 --> 00:23:03,650 WAIT, KENNISH? 376 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:05,480 ANY RELATION TO JOHN KENNISH? 377 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:08,110 YES! YES! THAT'S HER DAD. 378 00:23:08,110 --> 00:23:09,990 YOU COULD MEET HIM. 379 00:23:09,990 --> 00:23:12,790 ISN'T HE THE ONE WHO'S MARRIED TO-- 380 00:23:12,790 --> 00:23:13,990 KATHRYN KENNISH. 381 00:23:13,990 --> 00:23:16,160 OF KATHRYN KENNISH COSMETICS. 382 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,330 SHE'S A BIG DEAL IN THE BEAUTY INDUSTRY. 383 00:23:19,330 --> 00:23:21,380 WHO CARES? CAN WE GO? 384 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,090 IT'S A BUCKNER PROGRAM. 385 00:23:26,090 --> 00:23:28,750 ADOPT A NEEDY FAMILY FOR THE HOLIDAYS. 386 00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:30,930 Toby: I'M WITH MOM. THINGS ARE AWKWARD ENOUGH AROUND HERE ON CHRISTMAS EVE 387 00:23:30,930 --> 00:23:33,310 WITHOUT A BUNCH OF STRANGERS AROUND. 388 00:23:33,310 --> 00:23:35,550 WELL, THEY'RE NOT EXACTLY STRANGERS. 389 00:23:35,550 --> 00:23:36,850 DAPHNE'S THAT FRIEND OF MINE 390 00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,760 WHO'S BEEN TEACHING ME SIGN LANGUAGE. 391 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,520 THE ONE I MET? 392 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,110 YEAH. MOM... 393 00:23:43,110 --> 00:23:45,440 EVERY YEAR YOU SAY YOU WANT TO DO MORE FOR CHARITY, 394 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,320 NOT JUST GIVE MONEY. 395 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,820 SHE'S RIGHT, MOM. 396 00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:50,700 IT'S TIME THE KENNISHES START GIVING BACK. 397 00:23:51,950 --> 00:23:55,740 OKAY, FINE. HAVE THEM HERE AT 7:00. 398 00:24:02,380 --> 00:24:05,500 HI! I'M SO HAPPY YOU GUYS COULD MAKE IT. 399 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:06,960 THEY'RE HERE! 400 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,130 I'M... 401 00:24:08,130 --> 00:24:10,350 BAY. 402 00:24:10,350 --> 00:24:11,850 NICE TO MEET YOU. 403 00:24:13,590 --> 00:24:15,260 THIS IS MY DAD JOHN, 404 00:24:15,260 --> 00:24:17,970 MY MOM KATHRYN, AND MY BROTHER TOBY. 405 00:24:17,970 --> 00:24:20,520 MR. KENNISH, IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU. 406 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,810 ANGELO SORRENTO, JR. 407 00:24:21,810 --> 00:24:24,230 OH. HEY, ANGELO. THAT'S A GREAT NAME. 408 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,150 I'M A HUGE FAN, 409 00:24:26,150 --> 00:24:28,020 I'VE NEVER MET A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE BEFORE. 410 00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:30,820 ANGELO, WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME? 411 00:24:30,820 --> 00:24:32,950 I CAN SHOW YOU A COUPLE OF THINGS FROM MY ROYALS' DAYS 412 00:24:32,950 --> 00:24:33,950 YOU MIGHT APPRECIATE. 413 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,750 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 414 00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:41,290 ( shouting ) THANK YOU! 415 00:24:41,290 --> 00:24:43,920 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 416 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,830 NO MATTER HOW LOUD YOU YELL, 417 00:24:46,830 --> 00:24:49,040 SHE STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU. 418 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,930 JUST MAKE SURE YOU FACE HER 419 00:24:51,930 --> 00:24:53,090 AND TALK NORMAL-- 420 00:24:53,090 --> 00:24:55,180 NOT TOO FAST, NOT TOO SLOW. 421 00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:56,510 SORRY. 422 00:24:56,510 --> 00:24:59,900 IT'S OKAY. EVERYBODY DOES IT. 423 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,810 - YOU HAVE A LOVELY HOME. - THANK YOU. 424 00:25:03,810 --> 00:25:07,140 I WAS JUST GOING TO GO INSIDE AND OPEN A BOTTLE OF SAUVIGNON BLANC. 425 00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:08,440 YOU GOT ANY SCOTCH? 426 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,280 YEAH, OF COURSE. LET'S GO INSIDE, COME ON. 427 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,370 ( Christmas music playing ) 428 00:25:23,370 --> 00:25:25,830 OH, PLEASE DON'T START DRINKING ON ME. 429 00:25:25,830 --> 00:25:27,120 OH, IT'S REGINA'S. 430 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:28,660 I GRABBED IT WHEN SHE SET IT DOWN. 431 00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:30,590 AH, GOOD THINKING. OKAY, HERE. 432 00:25:30,590 --> 00:25:33,130 - Bay: START ROLLING THIS. - OKAY. 433 00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:39,380 MM... 434 00:25:39,380 --> 00:25:40,850 IT'S NOT WORKING. 435 00:25:40,850 --> 00:25:45,270 AH, WE NEED TO PUT FLOUR DOWN. 436 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:50,280 ♪ ...JOYFUL AND TRIUMPHANT ♪ 437 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:54,650 ♪ OH, COME YE OH, COME YE ♪ 438 00:25:54,650 --> 00:25:57,360 APPARENTLY I ROCK AT THIS. 439 00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:01,870 WHAT IS GOING ON? I CAN ONLY COOK WHEN I'M DEAF? 440 00:26:01,870 --> 00:26:04,290 MAYBE YOU WERE TOO BUSY KILLING IT ON THE SOCCER FIELD? 441 00:26:04,290 --> 00:26:08,500 AND YOU GREW UP WITH ANGELO, WHO'S AMAZING IN THE KITCHEN. 442 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:13,010 OH CRAP. 443 00:26:13,010 --> 00:26:15,970 WE HAVE TO DRIZZLE TRUFFLE OIL ON THE GARLIC KNOTS 444 00:26:15,970 --> 00:26:19,010 WHEN THEY COME OUT OF THE OVEN. I FORGOT THE TRUFFLE OIL. 445 00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:22,350 WE'VE GOTTA HAVE EVERY SINGLE THING RIGHT. 446 00:26:22,350 --> 00:26:23,390 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 447 00:26:23,390 --> 00:26:26,310 I'LL TEXT EMMETT. HE OWES ME A FAVOR. 448 00:26:26,310 --> 00:26:28,310 ( Regina laughing ) 449 00:26:31,030 --> 00:26:33,030 OH, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME HOW YOU LAUNCHED 450 00:26:33,030 --> 00:26:34,530 YOUR OWN SKIN CARE LINE. 451 00:26:34,530 --> 00:26:36,650 YOUR PRODUCTS ARE AMAZING. I MUST HAVE TRIED THEM ALL. 452 00:26:36,650 --> 00:26:38,690 IT'S NOT THAT EXCITING. 453 00:26:38,690 --> 00:26:40,740 I JUST SAW A NEED IN THE MARKETPLACE 454 00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:42,370 AND I FILLED IT. 455 00:26:42,370 --> 00:26:44,330 SO WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO? 456 00:26:44,330 --> 00:26:46,580 - I OWN A SALON. - OH. 457 00:26:46,580 --> 00:26:49,920 WE'RE SMALL, BUT WE HAVE A LOYAL CUSTOMER BASE. 458 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:53,010 I MEAN, IT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT YOU'VE ACCOMPLISHED. 459 00:26:53,010 --> 00:26:54,380 I'VE BEEN IN THE BEAUTY INDUSTRY 460 00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:56,750 SINCE I WAS 21. IT'S IN MY BONES. 461 00:26:56,750 --> 00:27:00,810 SO IF YOU WERE EVER LOOKING FOR AN ASSOCIATE TO HELP YOU OUT... 462 00:27:00,810 --> 00:27:04,260 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU OWNED A SALON. 463 00:27:05,470 --> 00:27:09,220 I DO, BUT... 464 00:27:09,220 --> 00:27:13,150 BUSINESS HASN'T BEEN SO GREAT, ACTUALLY. 465 00:27:13,150 --> 00:27:15,820 WE'RE SHUTTING OUR DOORS AFTER THE HOLIDAYS. 466 00:27:15,820 --> 00:27:18,860 SO THE THING IS-- 467 00:27:18,860 --> 00:27:21,490 I'LL KEEP YOU IN MIND IF WE GET AN OPENING. 468 00:27:21,490 --> 00:27:23,370 AH. GOT IT. 469 00:27:23,370 --> 00:27:25,450 Kathryn: I, UH, HAVE TO CHECK ON THE APPETIZERS. 470 00:27:25,450 --> 00:27:28,700 ♪ I WANNA WISH YOU MERRY CHRISTMAS ♪ 471 00:27:28,700 --> 00:27:31,670 ♪ AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR ♪ 472 00:27:31,670 --> 00:27:32,920 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 473 00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:37,960 I JUST THINK THAT YOU SHOULD... 474 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,060 TAKE IT EASY, THAT'S ALL. 475 00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:42,890 YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME. 476 00:27:42,890 --> 00:27:44,800 AND FROM THE LOOKS OF YOUR CUSHY LIFE, 477 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,510 YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL. 478 00:27:47,510 --> 00:27:49,980 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 479 00:27:53,310 --> 00:27:55,810 IT'S OKAY. I GET IT. 480 00:27:55,810 --> 00:27:58,690 I USED TO DO THE SAME THING WITH MY DAD. 481 00:27:58,690 --> 00:27:59,780 YOU DID? 482 00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:02,910 YEAH. HE WAS A BIG DRINKER... 483 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,870 ESPECIALLY AROUND THE HOLIDAYS. 484 00:28:06,870 --> 00:28:07,870 IT GOT TO THE POINT WHERE MY MOM AND I 485 00:28:07,870 --> 00:28:10,960 WOULD JUST GO TO A MOVIE ON CHRISTMAS DAY 486 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,090 JUST TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. 487 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,920 IT WAS THE ONLY THING I EVER REALLY LIKED ABOUT CHRISTMAS. 488 00:28:18,750 --> 00:28:20,890 - I NEVER KNEW THAT. - HOW COULD YOU? 489 00:28:24,510 --> 00:28:28,010 I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST TOLD YOU ALL THAT. 490 00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:29,810 I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON A.J. 491 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,780 OH-- I MADE A LOT OF FOOD. 492 00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:43,120 WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE, BUT THANK YOU. 493 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,910 I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU. 494 00:28:45,910 --> 00:28:48,410 AND I'M HAPPY TO DO IT. 495 00:28:48,410 --> 00:28:49,920 DO YOU WANT TO HELP? 496 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,830 OH, NO. NO, NO, I-- 497 00:28:52,830 --> 00:28:54,290 I DON'T COOK. 498 00:28:54,290 --> 00:28:58,920 YOU DON'T COOK? 499 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,880 CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET? 500 00:29:02,090 --> 00:29:06,430 I BOUGHT THE ENTIRE CHRISTMAS DINNER 501 00:29:06,430 --> 00:29:09,010 AT WHOLE FOODS. 502 00:29:09,010 --> 00:29:12,810 I USED TO MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT CHRISTMAS. 503 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:18,890 12 KINDS OF COOKIES AND HOMEMADE PEANUT BRITTLE. 504 00:29:21,450 --> 00:29:23,900 BUT NO ONE SEEMED TO CARE. 505 00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:26,740 AND NOW I'M JUST TOO BUSY. 506 00:29:28,820 --> 00:29:31,040 I BET THEY DID CARE. 507 00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:34,370 THEY JUST DIDN'T SHOW IT. 508 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:37,580 UM... 509 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:49,470 ♪ HOLD ME TIGHT ON CHRISTMAS NIGHT ♪ 510 00:29:49,470 --> 00:29:51,480 ♪ THIS YEAR ♪ 511 00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:56,770 LIVING IN SILENCE MUST BE... 512 00:29:56,770 --> 00:29:57,770 AMAZING. 513 00:29:57,770 --> 00:30:01,940 YEAH. IT HAS ITS GOOD POINTS. 514 00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:05,110 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT TAKING A VOW MYSELF. 515 00:30:05,110 --> 00:30:08,990 THERE'S THIS 30-DAY PROGRAM IN INDIA. 516 00:30:08,990 --> 00:30:10,000 UH-HUH. 517 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,290 THAT WOULD BE A VOW OF SILENCE, 518 00:30:12,290 --> 00:30:13,830 NOT DEAFNESS. 519 00:30:15,370 --> 00:30:17,160 THIS IS GONNA SOUND CRAZY, 520 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,920 BUT I FEEL... 521 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:24,340 THIS CONNECTION TO YOU... 522 00:30:26,170 --> 00:30:27,920 LIKE WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. 523 00:30:31,850 --> 00:30:34,270 I'M ONLY IN TOWN FOR A FEW DAYS, 524 00:30:34,270 --> 00:30:35,770 BUT THERE'S THIS COOL TEAHOUSE NEARBY-- 525 00:30:35,770 --> 00:30:37,850 - ( cell phone vibrates ) - OOH! ( laughs ) 526 00:30:37,850 --> 00:30:39,730 THAT WAS MY PHONE, IT VIBRATED. 527 00:30:39,730 --> 00:30:41,820 I GOT A TEXT MESSAGE. AH, SEE? 528 00:30:41,820 --> 00:30:43,860 TEXT, AND THERE'S-- ( clicks tongue ) 529 00:30:43,860 --> 00:30:46,860 ♪ HOLD ME TIGHT ON CHRISTMAS NIGHT ♪ 530 00:30:46,860 --> 00:30:48,650 ♪ THIS YEAR ♪ 531 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:36,160 SO WHAT IS IT? AM I TOO EAST RIVERSIDE? 532 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,700 OKAY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 533 00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:39,490 I INVITE YOU INTO MY HOME 534 00:31:39,490 --> 00:31:41,130 ON CHRISTMAS EVE, 535 00:31:41,130 --> 00:31:42,840 WE ADOPT YOU FOR THE HOLIDAYS 536 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,540 AND NOW YOU'RE HITTING ME UP FOR A JOB? 537 00:31:44,540 --> 00:31:46,300 ADOPT US? 538 00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:49,340 MY DAUGHTER SAID YOU INVITED US BECAUSE OUR GIRLS WERE FRIENDS. 539 00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:51,930 - HEY, GUYS, GUYS. - WE DON'T NEED TO BE ADOPTED. 540 00:31:51,930 --> 00:31:53,680 - I'LL BE ADOPTED BY THEM. - A.J.! 541 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:54,930 - YOU KNOW WHAT? - WHAT?! 542 00:31:54,930 --> 00:31:57,010 COULD YOU PLEASE HOLD ON FIVE MINUTES? 543 00:31:57,010 --> 00:31:58,680 JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES. 544 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,110 FINE. 545 00:32:00,110 --> 00:32:01,440 ( scoffs ) 546 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:02,820 MOM... 547 00:32:06,610 --> 00:32:08,060 HEY, SORRY TO INTERRUPT, HI, EMMETT. 548 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,660 THIS IS DAPHNE. NO WAIT. I'M DAPHNE. 549 00:32:13,660 --> 00:32:16,620 THIS IS BAY. I'M TEACHING HER SIGN LANGUAGE. 550 00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:19,660 OKAY, YEAH, SO, UH... THINGS ARE STARTING TO GET A LITTLE BIT CRAZY IN THERE. 551 00:32:19,660 --> 00:32:22,040 SO IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS, WE NEED TO DO IT NOW. 552 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,680 WE'VE OVERSTAYED OUR WELCOME. 553 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,590 - WAIT! - John: BAY, I REALLY THINK IT'S BEST WE LET THEM GO. 554 00:32:33,590 --> 00:32:35,930 WHO'S READY FOR SOME GARLIC KNOTS? 555 00:32:35,930 --> 00:32:37,890 YOU HAVE TO TRY ONE. THEY'RE MAGIC. 556 00:32:41,020 --> 00:32:43,690 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - IT'S NOW OR NEVER. 557 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,560 Both: I WISH WE'D BEEN SWITCHED AT BIRTH! 558 00:32:58,530 --> 00:33:00,080 EXCUSE ME? 559 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,500 WHAT DID YOU TWO JUST SAY? 560 00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,210 NOTHING HAPPENED. 561 00:33:09,250 --> 00:33:11,720 DAPHNE PALOMA SORRENTO, GO AND GET YOUR COAT. 562 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,930 WE'LL BE WAITING IN THE CAR. 563 00:33:12,930 --> 00:33:15,550 A.J.? EXCUSE ME. 564 00:33:25,850 --> 00:33:29,350 ♪ A SNOWFLAKE FELL ♪ 565 00:33:29,350 --> 00:33:32,740 ♪ AND CAME TO SEE ♪ 566 00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:35,990 ♪ HIS CRYSTAL BONES ♪ 567 00:33:35,990 --> 00:33:37,820 ♪ AND FILIGREE ♪ 568 00:33:37,820 --> 00:33:38,910 HI, DAPHNE. 569 00:33:38,910 --> 00:33:41,870 ♪ HE SAID EVERY SNOWFLAKE'S DIFFERENT ♪ 570 00:33:41,870 --> 00:33:44,660 BAY IS NOT HERE. SHE JUST LEFT. 571 00:33:44,660 --> 00:33:46,460 - YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO CATCH-- - IT'S OKAY. 572 00:33:46,460 --> 00:33:47,870 I CAME TO SEE YOU. 573 00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:50,760 OH. 574 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,880 I'M REALLY SORRY THAT WE RUINED 575 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,510 YOUR CHRISTMAS EVE LAST NIGHT. 576 00:33:54,510 --> 00:33:57,590 OH. NO, HONEY. YOU DIDN'T. 577 00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:03,140 ♪ ABOVE THE ROOFTOPS ♪ 578 00:34:03,140 --> 00:34:05,980 FOR ME? 579 00:34:05,980 --> 00:34:08,810 ♪ AS LONG AS WE'RE TOGETHER ♪ 580 00:34:08,810 --> 00:34:12,400 ♪ THINGS WILL TURN OUT RIGHT ♪ 581 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,450 ♪ THEY HELD EACH OTHER CLOSER ♪ 582 00:34:14,450 --> 00:34:15,950 IS THIS FOR... 583 00:34:15,950 --> 00:34:18,110 MAKING PEANUT BRITTLE? 584 00:34:21,580 --> 00:34:25,200 AND YOU BROUGHT PEANUTS IN THE SHELL. 585 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,040 IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE. 586 00:34:30,210 --> 00:34:32,010 COME ON IN. 587 00:34:32,010 --> 00:34:34,920 ♪ WE WERE CUT FROM THE SAME PAPER ♪ 588 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:38,010 ♪ THAT WAS FOLDED LONG AGO ♪ 589 00:34:38,010 --> 00:34:41,810 ♪ SO BEFORE WE HIT THE GROUND AND TURN TO SNOW ♪ 590 00:34:41,810 --> 00:34:44,430 ( knocks on door ) 591 00:34:45,770 --> 00:34:49,140 ♪ WON'T YOU MELT INTO MY ARMS ♪ 592 00:34:49,140 --> 00:34:51,860 ♪ BEFORE WE GO... ♪ 593 00:34:51,860 --> 00:34:55,610 HI. UM, DAPHNE JUST RAN OFF SOMEWHERE. 594 00:34:55,610 --> 00:34:56,900 THAT'S OKAY. 595 00:34:56,900 --> 00:35:00,240 LOOK, I KNOW WE DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER WELL, 596 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:04,040 BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY I'M SORRY FOR LAST NIGHT. 597 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:07,000 NO, NO, I'M THE ONE WHO'S SORRY. 598 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,790 I SHOULDN'T HAVE HIT YOUR MOM UP FOR A JOB... 599 00:35:09,790 --> 00:35:12,170 AND I DEFINITELY SHOULDN'T HAVE DRANK SO MUCH. 600 00:35:14,420 --> 00:35:17,960 IT'S JUST TOMATO JUICE. I SWEAR. 601 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,880 I CAME TO TELL YOU-- 602 00:35:22,350 --> 00:35:24,520 I KNEW SOMEONE ONCE... 603 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,850 SOMEONE I WAS CLOSE TO... 604 00:35:26,850 --> 00:35:30,530 SHE WENT THROUGH A REALLY HARD TIME... 605 00:35:30,530 --> 00:35:33,150 BUT SHE KICKED IT. 606 00:35:33,150 --> 00:35:34,610 SHE GOT SOBER. 607 00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:40,370 I'M SURE THAT YOU COULD TOO. 608 00:35:40,370 --> 00:35:42,700 I'M SURE YOUR KIDS WOULD BE THERE FOR YOU. 609 00:35:46,740 --> 00:35:48,330 THANK YOU. 610 00:35:48,330 --> 00:35:51,630 AND, UM, I BROUGHT SOMETHING. 611 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,790 I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD WATCH IT TOGETHER. 612 00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:04,930 DON'T YOU HAVE SOME FANCY CHRISTMAS THING 613 00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:06,010 AT YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE? 614 00:36:06,010 --> 00:36:10,180 YEAH, BUT I'D RATHER DO THIS. 615 00:36:12,980 --> 00:36:14,980 I'M SORRY, I DON'T HAVE ANY FOOD. 616 00:36:14,980 --> 00:36:17,980 OH, THAT'S OKAY. MAYBE WE COULD ORDER SOME CHINESE? 617 00:36:19,690 --> 00:36:22,820 WAIT FOR DAPHNE TO COME BACK? COULD BE FUN. 618 00:36:25,450 --> 00:36:28,320 MIGHT BE. COME ON IN. 619 00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:56,270 ( off-key ) LA LA LA. 620 00:36:56,270 --> 00:36:58,480 YES! 621 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,530 ( clock chiming ) 622 00:37:08,070 --> 00:37:12,250 OH, I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR CHIPMUNK-Y LITTLE FACES. 623 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:18,330 - MERRY CHRISTMAS. - HI! 624 00:37:18,330 --> 00:37:20,880 HI. 625 00:37:27,090 --> 00:37:29,800 THE WHOLE PERFECT-KENNISH- CHRISTMAS THING 626 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,390 MAKES ME FEEL LIKE YOU WERE CHEATED 627 00:37:32,390 --> 00:37:34,600 OUT OF THIS STORYBOOK LIFE-- 628 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,890 LIKE YOU SOMEHOW DREW THE SHORT STRAW 629 00:37:36,890 --> 00:37:38,980 BECAUSE YOU GOT STUCK WITH THE SINGLE MOM-- 630 00:37:38,980 --> 00:37:40,950 MOM. 631 00:37:40,950 --> 00:37:43,530 I LOVE OUR CHRISTMASES. 632 00:37:43,530 --> 00:37:44,990 REALLY? 633 00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:47,950 REALLY. 634 00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:52,620 OKAY. 635 00:37:57,210 --> 00:38:00,000 - MORNING. - MOMMY! 636 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,970 "MOMMY?" 637 00:38:01,970 --> 00:38:04,340 - IS IT CHRISTMAS? - YES. 638 00:38:04,340 --> 00:38:05,920 OKAY, I WANNA MAKE GINGERBREAD PANCAKES 639 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:09,340 AND THEN I WANT YOU TO SING CHRISTMAS CAROLS ALL DAY LONG. 640 00:38:09,340 --> 00:38:11,270 OH, AND BAKING! I WANT TO BAKE! 641 00:38:11,270 --> 00:38:16,480 HONEY, STOP, PLEASE. I KNOW THAT YOU AND I ARE REALLY, REALLY DIFFERENT. 642 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,850 WE ALWAYS HAVE BEEN. I LOVE ALL THIS STUFF AND YOU DON'T. 643 00:38:19,850 --> 00:38:21,440 I NEED TO STOP FORCING IT ON YOU. 644 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,570 MOM, I LOVE EVERY SINGLE THING 645 00:38:24,570 --> 00:38:26,200 ABOUT OUR CHRISTMASES. 646 00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:29,610 THAT'S NOT ENTIRELY TRUE, 647 00:38:29,610 --> 00:38:34,000 BUT EVERY FAMILY HAS A LITTLE CRAZY. 648 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,580 AND IF I HAVE TO HAVE CRAZY, 649 00:38:37,580 --> 00:38:40,670 I PREFER YOUR CRAZY OVER ANYONE ELSE'S. 650 00:38:40,670 --> 00:38:42,840 COME HERE, HONEY. 651 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,050 ( door opens ) 652 00:38:45,050 --> 00:38:47,380 - HI. HI. - MERRY CHRISTMAS! 653 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,520 THERE'S SOME MOO SHU PORK, 654 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,060 SOME VEGETABLE CHOW MEIN, 655 00:38:53,060 --> 00:38:55,180 AND A WHOLE LOT OF EGG ROLLS 656 00:38:55,180 --> 00:38:58,060 BEING DELIVERED ANY MINUTE. 657 00:38:58,060 --> 00:38:59,060 SO... 658 00:38:59,060 --> 00:39:01,900 KATHRYN. THANK YOU. 659 00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:03,610 SO MUCH. 660 00:39:03,610 --> 00:39:05,190 HO HO HO. 661 00:39:05,190 --> 00:39:07,690 LET'S OPEN SOME PRESENTS, ALL RIGHT?! 662 00:39:07,690 --> 00:39:09,150 YES! 663 00:39:11,330 --> 00:39:14,910 HEY, DID THOSE GARLIC KNOTS DO ANYTHING WEIRD TO YOU? 664 00:39:14,910 --> 00:39:18,490 BECAUSE I HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM LAST NIGHT. 665 00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:19,990 ME TOO! 666 00:39:19,990 --> 00:39:22,170 ME TOO! UM... 667 00:39:22,170 --> 00:39:24,590 - YOU AND I-- - OH, NO. 668 00:39:24,590 --> 00:39:27,710 WERE, UM-- OH, IT WAS SO WEIRD. 669 00:39:27,710 --> 00:39:28,880 WE WERE SKYDIVING! 670 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:32,890 ( gasps ) SKYDIVING! 671 00:39:32,890 --> 00:39:35,060 SKYDIVING IS GOOD! 672 00:39:35,060 --> 00:39:36,850 John: TOBY, BAY, 673 00:39:36,850 --> 00:39:39,720 SO TELL THEM ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS 674 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:42,820 WHEN YOUR MOM SET ME ON FIRE. 675 00:39:42,820 --> 00:39:44,940 - Kathryn: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. - WHAT?! 676 00:39:44,940 --> 00:39:46,980 I DID NOT SET HIM ON FIRE! 677 00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:51,030 - John: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - WELL... JUST ACCIDENTALLY. 678 00:39:51,030 --> 00:39:53,830 SO WE'RE AT THE CANDLELIGHT SERVICE... 679 00:39:53,830 --> 00:39:56,790 AND EVERYONE IS SINGING "SILENT NIGHT"... 680 00:39:56,790 --> 00:39:58,700 John: AND, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE PASSING THE FLAME 681 00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:00,290 FROM PERSON TO PERSON... 682 00:40:00,290 --> 00:40:03,420 AND MOM HANDS IT TO DAD 683 00:40:03,420 --> 00:40:05,090 AND ACCIDENTALLY JUST... 684 00:40:05,090 --> 00:40:07,090 - Both: WHOOSH! - NO! 685 00:40:07,090 --> 00:40:08,880 - ( gasps ) - UP MY ARM, DOWN MY BACK, 686 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,100 DOWN THE OTHER ARM, AND I'M LIKE, "AHHH!" 687 00:40:11,100 --> 00:40:14,010 AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE FLAMES-- GONE. 688 00:40:14,010 --> 00:40:16,350 - WHAT? - BECAUSE THE SWEATER 689 00:40:16,350 --> 00:40:19,350 - WAS FLAME RETARDANT. - ( all laugh ) 690 00:40:21,270 --> 00:40:23,440 IT WAS AWESOME. YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN IT. 691 00:40:32,370 --> 00:40:35,370 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE MISSED ALL THESE CHRISTMASES TOGETHER. 692 00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:43,000 WE'RE TOGETHER NOW. 693 00:40:47,670 --> 00:40:52,680 ♪ HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS ♪ 694 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:58,680 ♪ LET YOUR HEART BE LIGHT ♪ 695 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:03,440 ♪ FROM NOW ON, OUR TROUBLES ♪ 696 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:08,100 ♪ WILL BE OUT OF SIGHT... ♪ 697 00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:09,900 - YOUR TURN. - THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 698 00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:11,160 ( Kathryn laughs ) 699 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:16,160 ♪ HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS ♪ 700 00:41:17,370 --> 00:41:21,580 ♪ MAKE THE YULETIDE GAY ♪ 701 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,080 Both: ♪ FROM NOW ON ♪ 702 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:30,080 ♪ OUR TROUBLES WILL BE MILES AWAY... ♪ 703 00:41:33,890 --> 00:41:35,760 YOUR TURN. 704 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:40,510 ♪ HERE WE ARE AS IN OLDEN DAYS ♪ 705 00:41:40,510 --> 00:41:45,520 ♪ HAPPY GOLDEN DAYS OF YORE ♪ 706 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:52,200 All: ♪ FAITHFUL FRIENDS WHO ARE DEAR TO US ♪ 707 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,240 ♪ GATHER NEAR TO US ♪ 708 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:58,700 ♪ ONCE MORE... ♪ 709 00:41:58,700 --> 00:42:00,110 - OH, NO. - NO. 710 00:42:00,110 --> 00:42:02,620 Toby: COME ON. 711 00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:07,710 ( discordant ) ♪ THROUGH THE YEARS, WE ALL WILL BE TOGETHER ♪ 712 00:42:08,710 --> 00:42:13,090 ♪ IF THE FATES ALLOW ♪ 713 00:42:14,090 --> 00:42:17,430 ♪ HANG A SHINING STAR ♪ 714 00:42:17,430 --> 00:42:22,440 ♪ UPON THE HIGHEST BOUGH ♪ 715 00:42:25,850 --> 00:42:30,020 All: ♪ AND HAVE YOURSELF ♪ 716 00:42:30,020 --> 00:42:34,900 ♪ A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS ♪ 717 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:36,650 ♪ NOW. ♪ 718 00:42:36,650 --> 00:42:38,400 ( laughing ) 719 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,400 - OH. - ( all cheer ) 720 00:42:43,290 --> 00:42:45,290 ♪ ♪ 50931

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