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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:09,760 - PREVIOUSLY ON "SWITCHED AT BIRTH"... - DAPHNE, THIS IS GRETCHEN. 2 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,030 - GRETCHEN, THIS IS DAPHNE. - HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. 3 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:15,060 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 4 00:00:15,060 --> 00:00:18,540 I LIKE YOU. I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE SOME THINGS OUT. 5 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:22,310 WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES. I SHOULD'VE DEFENDED YOU. 6 00:00:25,410 --> 00:00:27,570 I BROKE UP WITH GRETCHEN. 7 00:00:27,570 --> 00:00:30,650 - DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE OF THOSE STORIES? - OH GOSH, TONS. 8 00:00:30,650 --> 00:00:33,080 BECAUSE THAT BOOK I WOULD BUY. 9 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:35,420 "NINE INNINGS OF GREY." TOTALLY. 10 00:00:37,550 --> 00:00:40,230 - SOMETHING WRONG? - IT'S NOTHING. 11 00:00:40,230 --> 00:00:43,190 IT'S JUST THIS GUY I WAS GONNA SEE TONIGHT JUST BAILED ON ME. 12 00:00:43,190 --> 00:00:44,730 I DROVE DOWN TO TEXAS TO SEE A FRIEND, 13 00:00:44,730 --> 00:00:47,460 AND WE CAUGHT A GAME. 14 00:00:47,460 --> 00:00:48,840 YOU WERE INCREDIBLE. 15 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:55,370 AFTER THE DRILLS, DO YOU WANT TO, LIKE, GRAB A LITTLE BARBECUE? 16 00:00:55,370 --> 00:00:56,840 - YEAH, LET'S DO IT. - ALL RIGHT. 17 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,850 YOU JUST HAVE TO TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL... OR DON'T FEEL. 18 00:00:59,850 --> 00:01:02,710 I SEE YOU AS A FRIEND AND THAT'S IT. 19 00:01:02,710 --> 00:01:05,450 - ( chuckles ) - TANK, WAIT. 20 00:01:08,460 --> 00:01:10,090 - Tank: OH MY GOD, BAY. - ( groans ) 21 00:01:17,090 --> 00:01:19,200 ( frustrated groaning ) 22 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:21,230 ( clatters ) 23 00:01:21,230 --> 00:01:23,130 Tank: AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GIVE YOUR HAND A REST? 24 00:01:23,130 --> 00:01:26,130 - WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? - THAT THE TENDONS WERE CUT 25 00:01:26,130 --> 00:01:27,630 PARTIALLY IN TWO FINGERS. 26 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:29,310 I'M GONNA BE IN THIS LOBSTER CLAW 27 00:01:29,310 --> 00:01:30,740 UNTIL THEY CAN TELL HOW IT'S HEALING. 28 00:01:30,740 --> 00:01:32,280 WE'RE TAKING THE WAIT-AND-SEE APPROACH. 29 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:34,110 AND YES, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GIVING IT REST. 30 00:01:34,110 --> 00:01:35,880 I'VE BEEN BANGED UP ENOUGH IN FOOTBALL 31 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:38,110 TO KNOW YOU GOTTA LET YOUR BODY DO ITS THING. 32 00:01:38,110 --> 00:01:40,290 OH, ON THE PLUS SIDE, I GOT A KICK-ASS EXTENSION 33 00:01:40,290 --> 00:01:41,550 - ON ALL MY HOMEWORK. - ( laughs ) 34 00:01:41,550 --> 00:01:43,250 - LEAVE IT ALONE. - ( frustrated sigh ) 35 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:44,850 DON'T MAKE ME PUT YOU IN A DOGGY LAMPSHADE. 36 00:01:44,850 --> 00:01:46,820 - ( both laugh ) - ( door opens, closes ) 37 00:01:46,820 --> 00:01:49,730 UH, MY PARENTS DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE PARTY. 38 00:01:49,730 --> 00:01:51,860 THEY THINK I CUT MY HAND ON A GLASS OF ICE WATER, 39 00:01:51,860 --> 00:01:53,830 NOT A BEER BOTTLE. AND MY DAD'S WALKING OVER HERE RIGHT NOW. 40 00:01:53,830 --> 00:01:56,460 - HI, DAD. - HEY, SWEETIE. YOU MUST BE TANK. 41 00:01:56,460 --> 00:01:58,470 SORRY I MISSED MEETING YOU AT THE HOSPITAL. JOHN KENNISH. 42 00:01:58,470 --> 00:02:01,340 YES, SIR, I KNOW. THE ROYALS HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE YOU LEFT. 43 00:02:01,340 --> 00:02:03,670 ( laughs ) WELL, I APPRECIATE THAT. 44 00:02:03,670 --> 00:02:05,740 I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR TAKING CARE OF BAY, 45 00:02:05,740 --> 00:02:07,870 THINKING QUICKLY AND GETTING HER TO THE HOSPITAL. 46 00:02:07,870 --> 00:02:10,250 OH, I MEAN, I JUST DID WHAT ANYBODY WOULD. 47 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:12,350 UH, NO, HE WAS AMAZING. 48 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:15,450 SO, HOW'S YOUR SEASON GOING? 49 00:02:15,450 --> 00:02:17,720 WE'VE WON MORE THAN WE LOST, SO I GUESS THAT'S GOOD. 50 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,560 I TRIED ASKING BAY WHAT POSITION YOU PLAY, 51 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:21,930 BUT... IT'S BAY. 52 00:02:21,930 --> 00:02:23,830 - ( laughs ) - HEY. 53 00:02:23,830 --> 00:02:26,630 - LEFT SCORER DUDE. - DEFENSIVE END. 54 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:28,440 YEAH. THAT. 55 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,670 OUTSTANDING. WELL, WE'VE GOT TO COME TO A GAME. 56 00:02:30,670 --> 00:02:33,340 - WATCH YOU GO QUARTERBACK HUNTING. - THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. 57 00:02:35,570 --> 00:02:37,340 ALL RIGHT, I'M OUTTA HERE. 58 00:02:37,340 --> 00:02:39,410 - GOOD TO MEET YOU, TANK. - YOU TOO, SIR. 59 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:43,880 ( softly ) WOW, YOUR DAD'S REALLY COOL. 60 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,450 IF YOU TWO WANT SOME ALONE TIME, 61 00:02:45,450 --> 00:02:47,410 I CAN TOTALLY MAKE MYSELF SCARCE. ( laughs ) 62 00:02:47,410 --> 00:02:49,860 WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT BAY WOULD GO OUT WITH A GUY NAMED TANK 63 00:02:49,860 --> 00:02:51,220 AND THAT I'D BE OKAY WITH IT? 64 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,490 I DON'T THINK THEY'RE DATING. 65 00:02:54,490 --> 00:02:55,790 REALLY? 66 00:02:57,190 --> 00:02:59,200 WHY NOT? HE SEEMS GREAT. 67 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,670 PARENTS DON'T GET TO DECIDE WHO THEIR KIDS DATE. 68 00:03:01,670 --> 00:03:04,330 YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR THAT. 69 00:03:04,330 --> 00:03:07,300 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. YOUR MOM LOVED ME. 70 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:09,740 WE ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO USE THIS CRYSTAL. 71 00:03:09,740 --> 00:03:11,310 OH, HELLO, SENATOR. 72 00:03:11,310 --> 00:03:14,840 - HI. - RENZO WANTS TO THROW A COCKTAIL PARTY HERE 73 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:18,390 TO CELEBRATE MY BOOK DEAL. IT'LL JUST BE THE FAMILY. 74 00:03:18,390 --> 00:03:19,850 I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 75 00:03:19,850 --> 00:03:23,420 YEAH, WELL, HE WANTS IT TO BE FANCY. 76 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:26,320 - OH? - MMM. I BET YOU CLEAN UP REAL GOOD. 77 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:30,830 I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD DO BOOK-THEMED COCKTAILS. 78 00:03:30,830 --> 00:03:32,960 - ( gasps ) - YOU KNOW, "TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD," 79 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,400 "LIME AND PUNISHMENT" 80 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,860 OR MY PERSONAL FAVORITE, "LAST OF THE MOJITOS." 81 00:03:36,860 --> 00:03:39,810 - ( both laugh ) - SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 82 00:03:39,810 --> 00:03:41,810 REALLY? YOU'RE NOT JUST SAYING THAT? 83 00:03:41,810 --> 00:03:45,970 SWEETIE, I THINK THAT IT'S A GREAT IDEA THAT YOU'RE WRITING AGAIN. 84 00:03:45,970 --> 00:03:48,850 WHAT EXACTLY IS IT THAT YOU'RE WRITING? 85 00:03:50,350 --> 00:03:51,850 IT'S A NOVEL, 86 00:03:51,850 --> 00:03:55,280 UMM, INSPIRED BY OUR EARLY LIFE TOGETHER, 87 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,580 BACK WHEN YOU WERE PLAYING BASEBALL. 88 00:03:57,580 --> 00:03:59,830 WOW. SOUNDS LIKE A BEST-SELLER TO ME. 89 00:03:59,830 --> 00:04:02,330 TOO BAD THE TITLE "THE NATURAL" IS ALREADY TAKEN. 90 00:04:02,330 --> 00:04:04,890 ( laughs ) 91 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,890 I THINK YOU LEFT OUT A FEW DETAILS. 92 00:04:07,890 --> 00:04:09,970 ( softly ) I JUST CAN'T BLURT OUT 93 00:04:09,970 --> 00:04:11,940 THAT I'M WRITING AN EROTIC NOVEL 94 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:15,470 BASED ON THE SEX LIVES OF HIS FELLOW TEAMMATES. 95 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,510 I GOTTA WARM HIM UP TO THAT IDEA. 96 00:04:21,310 --> 00:04:23,310 ( theme music playing ) 97 00:04:29,290 --> 00:04:31,960 SO, WHAT'S HIS REAL NAME? 98 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,520 MILES. 99 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:36,020 OH. YEAH, I'D STICK WITH "TANK" TOO. 100 00:04:36,020 --> 00:04:38,020 - ( laughs ) - I DON'T KNOW. 101 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:40,930 MILES IS... ( frustrated sigh ) 102 00:04:40,930 --> 00:04:43,330 I'M SO SORRY. 103 00:04:43,330 --> 00:04:46,300 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO THIS ONE-HANDED SIGNING THING. 104 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:48,480 I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A HORROR MOVIE 105 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,340 WHERE THE HAND COMES TO LIFE. 106 00:04:50,340 --> 00:04:53,980 ( laughs ) IT'S FINE. I CAN READ YOUR LIPS. 107 00:04:53,980 --> 00:04:57,510 - THANK YOU. - SO I GUESS YOU'RE NOT RIPPING 108 00:04:57,510 --> 00:04:59,950 - THE BAND-AID OFF WITH TANK. - ( inhales deeply ) 109 00:04:59,950 --> 00:05:02,020 I DON'T KNOW. ( sighs ) 110 00:05:02,020 --> 00:05:04,890 HE'S SO DIFFERENT FROM ANY GUY I'VE EVER DATED. 111 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:07,850 ( sighs ) MAYBE THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM PERFECT. 112 00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:09,900 TANK'S A REALLY GOOD GUY AND-- LET'S FACE IT-- 113 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:11,900 THE LAST FEW GUYS I'VE FALLEN FOR 114 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:13,900 HAVE THROWN MY HEART UNDERNEATH A BUS, 115 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:15,400 DRAGGED IT FOR A FEW BLOCKS 116 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,930 AND THEN BACKED OVER IT. 117 00:05:16,930 --> 00:05:19,540 YEAH, YOU DESERVE BETTER. 118 00:05:20,610 --> 00:05:22,870 YEAH. ALL I WANT RIGHT NOW 119 00:05:22,870 --> 00:05:24,940 IS A SWEET, UNCOMPLICATED GUY. 120 00:05:26,940 --> 00:05:28,340 ME TOO. 121 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,780 HERE'S TO SWEET, UNCOMPLICATED GUYS. 122 00:05:38,050 --> 00:05:41,530 ( laughs ) THERE IS A CLUB FOR EVERYTHING. 123 00:05:41,530 --> 00:05:43,860 ANIME CLUB, ROBOTICS CLUB, 124 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:45,990 WINE AND CHEESE CLUB. 125 00:05:45,990 --> 00:05:48,900 ( laughs ) UKULELE CLUB. 126 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:53,140 - YOU PLAY THE UKULELE? - NO, BUT THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS PLACE. 127 00:05:53,140 --> 00:05:54,770 I GET TO TRY A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING. 128 00:05:54,770 --> 00:05:56,800 MAYBE I AM A GREAT UKULELE PLAYER 129 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,780 - AND I NEVER KNEW IT. - THAT COULD BE TRUE. 130 00:05:58,780 --> 00:06:00,950 I MEAN, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE DATING A FRAT GUY, 131 00:06:00,950 --> 00:06:03,480 BUT WHO KNOWS? MAYBE I'M QUEEN OF THE KEG STAND. 132 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,010 ( laughs ) WHAT FRATERNITY IS TANK IN AGAIN? 133 00:06:05,010 --> 00:06:08,660 - OMEGA PSI! - OH, I REALLY LIKE THEM. THEY'RE SWEET. 134 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:11,020 ONE OF THEM INVITED ME TO THAT LUAU THEY'RE HAVING. 135 00:06:11,020 --> 00:06:13,720 OH NO, DON'T WORRY. TRAVIS IS TOTALLY COOL WITH IT. 136 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:15,390 ME AND THE GUY ARE JUST GOING AS FRIENDS, 137 00:06:15,390 --> 00:06:18,470 AND NOW YOU AND I CAN HANG OUT TOGETHER. IT'S A BONUS. 138 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:24,100 - WHAT? - TANK HASN'T INVITED ME. 139 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:27,070 OH, I'M SURE HE WILL. HE PROBABLY JUST HASN'T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT. 140 00:06:27,070 --> 00:06:30,410 HE'S HAD PLENTY OF OPPORTUNITIES TO BRING IT UP. 141 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:33,010 PROBABLY DIDN'T WANT TO ASK YOU 142 00:06:33,010 --> 00:06:34,910 WHEN BLOOD WAS SHOOTING OUT OF YOUR HAND. 143 00:06:36,510 --> 00:06:38,920 OR HE DIDN'T WANT TO ASK THE GIRL 144 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:42,550 WHO HAD JUST GIVEN HIM THE "I SEE YOU AS A FRIEND" SPEECH. 145 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:48,900 ( phone ringing ) 146 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:55,930 SO THERE'S THIS RESTAURANT, 147 00:06:55,930 --> 00:06:59,070 AND THEY HAVE THIS THING-- IT'S CALLED A TWICE-FRIEND ONION RING TOWER. 148 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:01,040 WANNA CHECK IT OUT? 149 00:07:02,110 --> 00:07:03,870 I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 150 00:07:03,870 --> 00:07:05,670 - UMM... - HEY, MAN. 151 00:07:05,670 --> 00:07:09,720 SO, I GOT TICKETS FOR THE THEATER ON LANCASTER. 152 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,980 THAT'S THE ONE WITH THE CLOSED-CAPTION GLASSES, RIGHT? 153 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:13,720 YUP! 154 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,080 COOL. OH, AND THERE'S A BUNCH OF RESTAURANTS AROUND THERE 155 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:17,950 SO WE CAN PROBABLY GET DINNER AFTER. 156 00:07:17,950 --> 00:07:18,960 SOUNDS GOOD. 157 00:07:23,460 --> 00:07:27,530 - OH. - DR. J.'s STILL WAITING ON THOSE X-RAYS. 158 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:29,970 YEAH, THEY GOT MISFILED BY RADIOLOGY. 159 00:07:29,970 --> 00:07:31,600 I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THEM. 160 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,700 WELL, YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND THEM IN THE MOVIE LISTINGS. 161 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:40,580 WHAT CRAWLED UP HIS BUTT? 162 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:42,250 SORRY, DIDN'T GET THAT ONE. 163 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:44,710 IS IT ME OR DOES HE SEEM REALLY PISSED OFF? 164 00:07:44,710 --> 00:07:46,910 MAYBE IT'S 'CAUSE HE BROKE UP WITH GRETCHEN. 165 00:07:46,910 --> 00:07:49,920 OH. THAT SUCKS. 166 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,920 - YEAH. - ESPECIALLY WITH HIS 21st BIRTHDAY COMING UP. 167 00:07:54,260 --> 00:07:57,190 - OH NO. - YEAH, I SAW IT ON THE OFFICE CALENDAR. 168 00:07:57,190 --> 00:07:59,230 POOR GUY. I HOPE HE DOESN'T SPEND IT ALONE. 169 00:08:07,770 --> 00:08:09,910 Adrianna: OH! I CAN'T DECIDE 170 00:08:09,910 --> 00:08:12,780 WHAT TO WEAR TO KATHRYN'S PARTY TOMORROW. 171 00:08:12,780 --> 00:08:14,880 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 172 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,910 WHATEVER MAKES ME INVISIBLE. 173 00:08:16,910 --> 00:08:19,050 ( liquid sloshing ) 174 00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:22,250 ( sighs ) WHEN KATHRYN WAS AWAY... 175 00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:24,720 I SAW JOHN KISSING JENNICE. 176 00:08:25,790 --> 00:08:28,250 ( gasps ) TOBY'S MOTHER-IN-LAW? 177 00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:30,260 I DON'T WANNA GET IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. 178 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:33,060 - GOOD IDEA. - BUT IF I DON'T TELL KATHRYN, 179 00:08:33,060 --> 00:08:35,160 I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING DISLOYAL TO HER. 180 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:38,940 TRUST ME. PRETEND YOU NEVER SAW ANYTHING. 181 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:40,940 IT ISN'T ANY OF OUR BUSINESS, 182 00:08:40,940 --> 00:08:42,940 AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAW. 183 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:45,240 YEAH, ACTUALLY, I DO. 184 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:46,940 AND NOW I HAVE TO GO TO THIS PARTY, 185 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:48,880 AND SEE HER SO HAPPY AND ACT LIKE I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING? 186 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:51,550 ( sighs ) I REALLY DON'T WANNA GO. MAYBE I CAN GET OUT OF IT. 187 00:08:51,550 --> 00:08:53,250 MAYBE-- MAYBE I CAN TELL HER I DON'T FEEL WELL. 188 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:58,050 THAT'S GONNA LOOK BAD, PLUS, THE PARTY MIGHT BE MORE FUN THAN YOU THINK. 189 00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:03,030 ( sighs ) 190 00:09:04,930 --> 00:09:06,590 - ( phone ringing ) - ( people chattering ) 191 00:09:06,590 --> 00:09:08,090 ( drawer opens ) 192 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:13,900 HEY, SO I THINK WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING FOR CAMPBELL'S BIRTHDAY. 193 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:17,000 SNOW CREEK'S NOT THAT FAR AWAY AND THEY HAVE SNOW TUBING. 194 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,650 WHAT? IS THAT SUPER LAME? 195 00:09:18,650 --> 00:09:22,180 NO. IT'S JUST PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA WITH HIS INJURY. 196 00:09:22,180 --> 00:09:23,950 OH, NO STANDING REQUIRED. 197 00:09:23,950 --> 00:09:25,310 YOU JUST SIT DOWN IN THE INNER TUBE 198 00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:27,010 AND SLIDE DOWN THE MOUNTAIN. 199 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:32,220 CAMPBELL DIDN'T JUST HURT HIS SPINAL CORD. 200 00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:34,020 HE HAD A SEVERE T.B.I. 201 00:09:35,090 --> 00:09:36,690 TIBIA? 202 00:09:36,690 --> 00:09:37,990 TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY. 203 00:09:37,990 --> 00:09:40,000 THE IMPACT REALLY DID SOME DAMAGE. 204 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,170 HIS BRAIN IS STILL HEALING. 205 00:09:41,170 --> 00:09:44,300 ANOTHER CRASH CAN MAKE IT 10 TIMES WORSE. 206 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:46,730 OH, THAT'S AWFUL. 207 00:09:46,730 --> 00:09:51,210 YEAH, SO WE SHOULD FIND A LESS DANGEROUS WAY TO CELEBRATE. 208 00:09:52,310 --> 00:09:53,910 HOW ABOUT CUPCAKES IN THE BREAK ROOM? 209 00:09:54,910 --> 00:09:57,180 IT'S HIS 21st BIRTHDAY. WE GOTTA COME UP 210 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,380 WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT. 211 00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:01,020 ( laughs ) LIKE WHAT? 212 00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:02,920 A SURPRISE PARTY? 213 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:06,820 YEAH, CAMPBELL HASN'T REALLY MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS SINCE MOVING BACK HERE, 214 00:10:06,820 --> 00:10:09,230 - SO I FEEL LIKE IT'S SORT OF UP TO ME... - UH-HUH. 215 00:10:09,230 --> 00:10:13,000 - ...TO THROW HIM A PARTY. - OH, I LOVE SURPRISE PARTIES. 216 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,400 - I KNOW, ME TOO. - ( both laugh ) 217 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:17,000 I EVEN TRACKED DOWN A BUNCH OF HIS SNOWBOARDING BUDDIES 218 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,340 ON FACEBOOK AND GOT THEM ALL TO ROAD TRIP OUT HERE. 219 00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:21,670 OH, THAT'S SO SWEET OF YOU. 220 00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:23,740 CAMPBELL'S GONNA LOVE THAT. 221 00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:27,170 BUT IT'S THE SAME NIGHT AS YOUR BOOK PARTY. 222 00:10:27,170 --> 00:10:31,080 OH. WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN BRING HIM BY AFTER. 223 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:32,980 IT'S HIS 21st BIRTHDAY. 224 00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:34,980 OH, I GET IT. ALL RIGHT. 225 00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:37,180 WELL, HAVE FUN AT YOUR PARTY, 226 00:10:37,180 --> 00:10:41,290 BUT JUST REMEMBER: YOU'RE NOT THE ONE TURNING 21. 227 00:10:41,290 --> 00:10:42,960 NO. 228 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:46,160 - ( laughs ) UNDERSTOOD. - ( laughs ) WAIT. 229 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,940 AT SOME POINT, WE'RE GONNA WANT TO MEET 230 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,040 THIS GUY THAT YOU ARE SEEING. 231 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:53,300 OH. I'M DATING JORGE, NOT CAMPBELL. 232 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:56,100 JORGE? WHO'S JORGE? 233 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:58,040 - ( scoffs ) - ( door closes ) 234 00:11:00,980 --> 00:11:02,410 - HEY. - HI. 235 00:11:02,410 --> 00:11:05,880 DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE ON HOW TO ACCESSORIZE THIS THING? 236 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:07,910 LIKE, DO I TRY TO COVER IT 237 00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:10,790 OR JUST EMBRACE THE WHOLE ROBO-CRUSTACEAN OF IT ALL? 238 00:11:10,790 --> 00:11:13,820 MY ADVICE: PUT ON IT THAT SAYS WHAT HAPPENED 239 00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:16,990 THAT WAY YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THE SAME QUESTION OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 240 00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:18,020 ( humphs ) IF THAT'S THE WORST 241 00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:19,770 I HAVE TO DEAL WITH, I'LL BE HAPPY. 242 00:11:19,770 --> 00:11:22,030 GIVE IT TIME. YOUR HAND'LL GET BETTER. 243 00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:23,830 - YOURS DIDN'T. - WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT. 244 00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:26,770 THAT'S AFTER 20 YEARS OF REPETITIVE MOTION. 245 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:34,110 IT WILL HEAL AND YOU'LL GO BACK TO MAKING ART IN NO TIME. 246 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,480 HELLO. THESE ARE FOR YOUR MOM. 247 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:39,420 OH GREAT. THIS IS MY OTHER MOM, REGINA. 248 00:11:39,420 --> 00:11:41,420 - REGINA, THIS IS TANK. - HI. 249 00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:44,050 - UH, RIGHT, THE SWITCHED THING. - YEAH. 250 00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:46,020 I SHOULD'VE BROUGHT ANOTHER BOUQUET OF FLOWERS. 251 00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:47,320 OH, DON'T BE SILLY. 252 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:50,030 NO. DO YOU HAVE A VASE? I CAN SPLIT THESE UP. 253 00:11:50,030 --> 00:11:51,460 Regina: REALLY, IT'S FINE, 254 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,060 BUT THANK YOU. 255 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,030 THIS IS KATHRYN'S NIGHT. 256 00:11:55,030 --> 00:11:57,860 COME ON, YOU CAN GO GIVE THESE TO HER. 257 00:11:57,860 --> 00:11:59,770 - IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. - ( Regina laughs ) 258 00:12:01,010 --> 00:12:03,040 - ( whispers ) HE'S SO SWEET. - ( mouths ) 259 00:12:05,870 --> 00:12:08,140 SO I HAVE THE MOST FABULOUS IDEA 260 00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:09,950 FOR THE KEY ART OF YOUR BOOK JACKET. 261 00:12:09,950 --> 00:12:12,980 IT'S A BASEBALL WITH THE STITCHES PULLING APART, 262 00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:14,480 OPENING LIKE A ZIPPER 263 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,450 WITH JUST A HINT OF MAN UNDERNEATH. 264 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,060 - YOU HATE IT. - NO, IT'S NOT THAT. 265 00:12:20,060 --> 00:12:21,790 IT'S JUST I TALKED TO LYDIA TODAY... 266 00:12:21,790 --> 00:12:24,030 ( whispers ) AND SHE WANTS ME TO USE MY REAL NAME ON THE BOOK. 267 00:12:24,030 --> 00:12:26,490 ( gasps ) NOW YOU REALLY HAVE TO TELL JOHN THE TRUTH. 268 00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:28,430 - I'M GOING TO. - YOU'D BETTER HURRY. 269 00:12:28,430 --> 00:12:31,370 LYDIA SAYS THEY'RE SO EXCITED THAT THEY WANT TO FAST TRACK THIS. 270 00:12:31,370 --> 00:12:33,340 - YOU TALKED TO HER? - I WAS NOSY. 271 00:12:33,340 --> 00:12:37,500 GET TO IT. YOU DON'T WANT JOHN TO FIND OUT ABOUT THIS IN A PRESS RELEASE. 272 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:40,010 - ( door opens ) - Toby: YO, MOM! 273 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:41,350 ( chuckles ) 274 00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:43,010 HEY, MOM, WE'RE HERE! 275 00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:45,010 OH, HI, HONEY. 276 00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:46,950 WHOA! SOMEONE'S BEEN SHOPPING 277 00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:48,280 IN A WHOLE DIFFERENT PART OF TOWN. 278 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,020 - YOU LIKE? - YOU LOOK GREAT, MOM. 279 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:53,090 HEY! OH, HI. 280 00:12:53,090 --> 00:12:55,090 HEY. 281 00:12:56,790 --> 00:12:57,990 WOW. LAST TIME I SAW YOU, 282 00:12:57,990 --> 00:13:00,470 WE WERE BATTLING A PARTICLE-BOARD BOOKSHELF. 283 00:13:03,030 --> 00:13:05,100 ( laughs ) JUST HOPE IT'S STILL STANDING. 284 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,070 ( laughs ) YEAH. 285 00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:09,240 - CONGRATULATIONS. - OH. 286 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,410 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 287 00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:16,240 YOU REMEMBER REGINA, RIGHT? 288 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:19,390 - NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. - YEAH, YOU TOO. 289 00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:25,820 JENNICE, DRINK? 290 00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:27,590 - I'D LOVE ONE, YEAH. - GREAT, BE RIGHT BACK. 291 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:29,260 - Kathryn: THANKS, HONEY. - John: YEAH. 292 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,000 TOBY INSISTED THAT I COME, 293 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,960 AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE SUSPICIOUS IF I DIDN'T. 294 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,960 ( whispering ) YOU COULDN'T THINK OF SOME EXCUSE? 295 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,340 JOHN, WE'RE GONNA BE SEEING EACH OTHER AT THINGS. 296 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:42,110 I JUST WANT IT TO BE NORMAL. 297 00:13:42,110 --> 00:13:45,040 AND I WANTED TO SAY HOW SORRY I AM 298 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,310 ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER NIGHT. 299 00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:50,020 IT WAS A MISTAKE AND IT WAS ALL MY FAULT. 300 00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:52,380 YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S FINE. 301 00:13:52,380 --> 00:13:56,080 IT WAS NOTHING. LET'S JUST PRETEND LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED, OKAY? 302 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:59,030 THIS IS JUST ANOTHER NORMAL EVENING. 303 00:13:59,030 --> 00:14:01,190 ( Adrianna screams ) 304 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,990 ( pants ) 305 00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:06,960 ( wheezing breath ) 306 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,490 MOM? WHAT'S WRONG? 307 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:13,200 ( dramatically ) OH, I'VE BEEN POISONED! OH! 308 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:21,980 - ( clicks ) - ( thunder crashes ) 309 00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:26,110 WELCOME TO THE MURDER MYSTERY PARTY. 310 00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:39,400 WELCOME TO CODDINGTON MANOR. 311 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,470 THE YEAR IS 1922, 312 00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:44,330 AND ON THIS DARK AND STORMY NIGHT, 313 00:14:44,330 --> 00:14:48,070 YOU ARE ALL GUESTS OF THE LATE LADY CODDINGTON. 314 00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:50,910 YOU ARE ALL SUSPECTS 315 00:14:50,910 --> 00:14:53,040 IN HER UNTIMELY DEMISE. 316 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,680 NOW IF YOU'LL REFER TO YOUR DOSSIERS, 317 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,980 YOU'LL FIND DETAILS ABOUT YOUR NEW IDENTITIES. 318 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,250 - DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? - NO. 319 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,920 OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T HAVE CAST MYSELF 320 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:04,320 - AS FANNY THE FRENCH MAID. - MMM! 321 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,950 ( femme fatale voice ) I'M MABEL FLITWIT, DITZY HEIRESS. 322 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,360 ( gangster accent ) WELL, PLEASED TO MEET YOU, SWEETHEART. 323 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:12,260 - LEFTY DIAMOND, IMPORT-EXPORT. - ( clicks ) 324 00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:15,700 THROUGHOUT THE EVENING YOU WILL LOOK FOR CLUES AROUND THE HOUSE 325 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:18,260 AND PROBE EACH OTHER WITH QUESTIONS. 326 00:15:18,260 --> 00:15:20,970 NOW YOU CAN BE EVASIVE OR MISDIRECT, 327 00:15:20,970 --> 00:15:24,170 BUT YOU CANNOT LIE AS YOU ATTEMPT TO CONCEAL 328 00:15:24,170 --> 00:15:26,940 THE SCANDALOUS SECRETS YOU ARE ALL HIDING. 329 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:29,250 DO I LOOK LIKE A SILENT MOVIE STAR? 330 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:32,280 UH, MORE THAN I LOOK LIKE A CONSTABLE. 331 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:35,050 ( posh voice ) TENNIS ANYONE? 332 00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:36,250 ( laughter ) 333 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,390 LOOK AROUND. 334 00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:43,490 ONE OF YOU IS A COLD-BLOODED MURDERER. 335 00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:50,740 AND IT'S YOUR JOB TO UNMASK THIS KILLER 336 00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:53,500 BEFORE YOU BECOME THE NEXT VICTIM! 337 00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:56,640 - OOH. - MM-HMM. 338 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,280 HEY, DO YOU FEEL LIKE GETTING SOME FOOD 339 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,580 THAT WASN'T NUKED IN THE MICROWAVE? 340 00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:10,760 NAH, I'M OKAY. 341 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:14,320 COME ON, EVER SINCE YOU MENTIONED THAT PLACE WITH THE ONION RING TOWER, 342 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:16,390 I'VE BEEN JONESING FOR SOME FRIED FOOD. 343 00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:18,590 I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE AN OBLIGATION TO CHECK IT OUT. 344 00:16:18,590 --> 00:16:21,730 - AREN'T YOU DATING JORGE? - YES. 345 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,530 WELL, THEN WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT? 346 00:16:24,530 --> 00:16:27,500 ( stammers ) I JUST MEANT AS FRIENDS. 347 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:31,180 ( sighs ) YOU ASKED ME TO DINNER ON MY BIRTHDAY. 348 00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:32,740 IT SOUNDS LIKE A DATE TO ME. 349 00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:35,680 - NO NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. - WHAT IS IT? 350 00:16:38,610 --> 00:16:40,650 ( sighs ) 351 00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:43,290 I'M TAKING YOU TO YOUR SURPRISE PARTY. 352 00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:45,190 WHAT SURPRISE PARTY? 353 00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:47,550 THE ONE I'M THROWING FOR YOU. 354 00:16:48,690 --> 00:16:51,130 YOU WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING FOR YOUR 21st BIRTHDAY 355 00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:53,500 AND I WASN'T ABOUT TO LET YOU SPEND IT ALONE. 356 00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:56,130 WHO'S GONNA BE THERE? 357 00:16:56,130 --> 00:16:59,770 ( sighs ) WELL, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE, 358 00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:02,670 A BUNCH OF YOUR BUDDIES FROM COLORADO-- 359 00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:06,670 CHRIS, GEEZER AND SOME DUDE NAMED CROWBAR. ( laughs ) 360 00:17:06,670 --> 00:17:08,810 ( stammers ) 361 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,720 THEY'RE COMING HERE? 362 00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:14,380 - THAT'S RIGHT. - ( laughs ) 363 00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:17,650 I HAVEN'T SEEN THOSE GUYS SINCE THE HOSPITAL. 364 00:17:17,650 --> 00:17:21,590 AND YOU PUT THIS TOGETHER? 365 00:17:22,630 --> 00:17:25,190 - YEAH. - ( both laugh ) 366 00:17:25,190 --> 00:17:26,190 COME ON. 367 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,600 ( femme fatale voice ) SO, LEFTY, 368 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:36,170 THE POISONED WINE THAT LADY CODDINGTON DRANK, 369 00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:37,770 IT WAS A GIFT FROM YOU. 370 00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:40,850 I'M THINKING YOU MADE HER AN OFFER AND SHE REFUSED. 371 00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:42,450 ( gangster accent ) WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT, DOLL? 372 00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:45,110 WELL, I DRANK FROM THE SAME WINE BOTTLE 373 00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:46,580 AS LADY CODDINGTON BEFORE-- 374 00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:48,580 ( normal voice ) WHICH IS INSANE BY THE WAY, 375 00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:50,690 BECAUSE IN ROUND TWO WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT I'M SECRETLY PREGNANT. 376 00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:52,620 I READ AHEAD. 377 00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:55,660 ( femme fatale voice ) --SO WHY AM I NOT DEAD TOO? 378 00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:58,320 HOW ABOUT WE ASK FANNY THE MAID, SWEETHEART? 379 00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,770 ( normal voice ) WHOA, ARE YOU ACCUSING MY MOM OF BEING THE KILLER? 380 00:17:59,770 --> 00:18:01,600 HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THE KILLER? 381 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,300 ( normal voice ) OH, 'CAUSE I'D TELL YOU IF I WAS, SO WE COULD DO 382 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:05,270 AN AWESOME BONNIE AND CLYDE KIND OF THING. 383 00:18:05,270 --> 00:18:07,230 OH. HOW SWEET... 384 00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:09,180 - AND NOT AT ALL DISTURBING. - ( both laugh ) 385 00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:11,480 THIS IS AWESOME. I'M HAVING A TOTAL BLAST. 386 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:15,580 YEAH. WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING JUST AS AWESOME. 387 00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:19,520 - ON SATURDAY NIGHT. - YEAH, SATURDAY IS BAD FOR ME. 388 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:23,420 - OH? WHAT YOU DOING? - STUPID PLEDGE THING. 389 00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:26,720 ( laughs ) BUT WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING FRIDAY OR SUNDAY OR BOTH. 390 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:29,630 - SURE. - ( both chuckle ) 391 00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:32,760 ( sighs ) 392 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,240 All: SURPRISE! 393 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,610 - ( mouths ) - HE'S LEGAL. 394 00:18:44,610 --> 00:18:47,770 CROWBAR, MAN. AND CHRIS. 395 00:18:47,770 --> 00:18:50,280 - WHAT'S UP? - NOW I KNOW THIS IS 396 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,180 YOUR FIRST EVER DRINK OF ALCOHOL, 397 00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:54,620 BUT I'M STILL GONNA HAVE TO SEE SOME I.D. 398 00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:56,220 - ( rock music playing ) - ( Campbell and Daphne laugh ) 399 00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:57,720 MY WALLET'S IN MY BACK POCKET, 400 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,690 AND WHILE YOU'RE BACK THERE, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS. 401 00:19:00,690 --> 00:19:01,930 - ( laughs ) - ALL RIGHT, TELL THE TRUTH, MAN. 402 00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:03,260 WERE YOU REALLY SURPRISED? 403 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:12,840 TOTALLY. DUDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE HERE. 404 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,870 REALLY APPRECIATE YOU TRACKING US DOWN FOR THIS. 405 00:19:15,870 --> 00:19:18,270 OH, I'M JUST GLAD YOU COULD ALL MAKE IT. 406 00:19:18,270 --> 00:19:19,780 ( chuckling ) 407 00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:21,350 ( door opens, closes ) 408 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:24,950 - ( Campbell mutters ) - ( chuckles ) 409 00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:27,710 GRETCHEN, HEY. 410 00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:29,180 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 411 00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:31,620 ( both laugh softly ) 412 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:43,500 DASH GUNDSON, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 413 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:46,330 ( posh voice ) AT TODAY'S TENNIS LESSON, 414 00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:48,230 I OVERHEARD LADY CODDINGTON SAY 415 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,710 SAY SHE WAS CHANGING HER WILL. 416 00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:53,680 MAYBE THERE'S SOMEONE SHE WANTED TO CUT OUT OF IT. 417 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,540 YES, SOMEONE WHO WASN'T TOO HAPPY ABOUT THAT. 418 00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:57,740 I FIGURED THIS IS WHERE SHE WOULD KEEP IT. 419 00:19:57,740 --> 00:20:00,590 OUTSTANDING NOTION. 420 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,690 YOU CHECK THE DRAWERS, I'LL CHECK THE BOOKCASE. 421 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:10,800 AHA! 422 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,830 WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 423 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:24,410 IS THAT THE WILL? 424 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,440 NO. NO, IT'S NOT. 425 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,420 YOUR DEATH SCENE WAS SPECTACULAR, BUT-- 426 00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:40,690 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN MY LADY MACBETH. 427 00:20:40,690 --> 00:20:42,630 THEY STILL TALK ABOUT IT IN SAN JUAN. 428 00:20:42,630 --> 00:20:45,390 ( chuckles ) I'M SURE. HERE'S THE THING: 429 00:20:45,390 --> 00:20:48,290 YOU WALKING AROUND LIKE THIS KIND OF KILLS THE ILLUSION. 430 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,400 WELL, I HAD AN IDEA. 431 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,940 WHAT IF WE FOUND OUT THAT I DIDN'T DIE? 432 00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:56,440 THAT I FAKED MY OWN DEATH TO UNMASK THE MURDERER? 433 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,270 BUT IF YOU FAKED YOUR DEATH, THERE WOULD BE NO MURDER. 434 00:20:59,270 --> 00:21:01,380 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 435 00:21:01,380 --> 00:21:05,450 ( gasps ) WELL, WHAT IF IT WAS A VOODOO POWDER 436 00:21:05,450 --> 00:21:07,310 THAT GAVE THE APPEARANCE OF DEATH? 437 00:21:07,310 --> 00:21:09,590 OKAY, LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT. WHY DON'T YOU JUST BE... 438 00:21:09,590 --> 00:21:12,390 YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SERVED LADY CODDINGTON THE WINE. 439 00:21:12,390 --> 00:21:14,590 ( French accent ) NO, I DID NOT. 440 00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:17,460 THE ONLY WINE I SERVED WAS TO THAT SIREN 441 00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:20,000 OF THE SILVER SCREEN, MS. BELLINI. 442 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,870 MAYBE SHE SERVED MS. CODDINGTON. 443 00:21:22,870 --> 00:21:27,770 NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO POLISH THE SILVER. 444 00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:29,510 NOT SO FAST, FANNY. 445 00:21:29,510 --> 00:21:33,080 WHAT MOTIVE WOULD LULU BELLINI HAVE TO POISON LADY CODDINGTON? 446 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:37,480 LET'S JUST SAY THAT THAT SILENT MOVIE STAR WAS 447 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:41,990 NOT SO SILENT WHEN I FOUND HER IN BED WITH LORD CODDINGTON. 448 00:21:41,990 --> 00:21:44,620 - ( normal voice ) OH MOM! - ( normal voice ) IT'S ON THE CARD, HONEY. 449 00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:46,720 - ( all laugh ) - COME ON, LEFTY. 450 00:21:49,430 --> 00:21:51,500 ( French accent ) BONJOUR, ADMIRAL. 451 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:55,530 - ARE ENJOYING THE PARTY? - ACTUALLY, NO. 452 00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:57,360 I WAS LOOKING FOR LADY CODDINGTON'S WILL, 453 00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:01,110 - AND I FOUND YOUR BOOK PROPOSAL INSTEAD. - ( door closes ) 454 00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:02,870 ( normal voice ) I WAS GONNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT. 455 00:22:02,870 --> 00:22:05,370 KATHRYN, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 456 00:22:05,370 --> 00:22:08,910 WE ARE TALKING ABOUT INTIMATE DETAILS OF OUR FRIENDS' LIVES. 457 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:10,680 I'M NOT USING REAL NAMES. 458 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,050 YOU'RE USING OUR NAME! 459 00:22:12,050 --> 00:22:13,350 THE REST PEOPLE CAN FIGURE OUT! 460 00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:14,820 IT'S A WORK OF FICTION. 461 00:22:14,820 --> 00:22:16,780 REALLY? 'CAUSE A LOT OF WHAT I WAS READING 462 00:22:16,780 --> 00:22:18,550 SOUNDED VERY FAMILIAR. 463 00:22:18,550 --> 00:22:20,360 ( scoffs ) SO THEY SPECULATE. 464 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,430 AS LONG AS THEY BUY THE BOOK. ( laughs ) 465 00:22:22,430 --> 00:22:24,460 IS THAT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT? HAVEN'T WE SUFFERED 466 00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:26,390 ENOUGH PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT WITH THE WHOLE DAPHNE THING? 467 00:22:26,390 --> 00:22:28,760 AND NOW WE'RE GONNA THROW THIS GASOLINE ON THE FIRE AS WELL? 468 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,140 AND BY THE WAY, WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN NICE 469 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:32,540 IF YOU HAD ASKED ME IF I WAS OKAY WITH THIS? 470 00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:35,440 SO NOW I NEED YOUR PERMISSION? 471 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,500 OUR KIDS ARE GONNA READ THIS KATHRYN. 472 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:39,880 WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY GONNA THINK? 473 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,480 HOPEFULLY THEY'LL BE HAPPY THAT THEIR MOTHER IS MAKING 474 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:45,110 A SUCCESSFUL CAREER FOR HERSELF. 475 00:22:45,110 --> 00:22:49,380 IS THIS HONESTLY THE ONLY THING YOU CAN WRITE ABOUT? 476 00:22:49,380 --> 00:22:51,020 I TRIED. 477 00:22:51,990 --> 00:22:54,390 I PITCHED PARENTING MEMOIRS, 478 00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:56,120 COOKBOOKS, "40 IN YOUR 40s"-- 479 00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,760 THEY WERE ALL REJECTED. 480 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,600 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DEPRESSING THAT IS? 481 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,870 AND NOW SOME PEOPLE ARE VERY EXCITED 482 00:23:02,870 --> 00:23:05,030 ABOUT AN IDEA OF MINE. 483 00:23:06,430 --> 00:23:07,170 ( softly ) GREAT. 484 00:23:08,170 --> 00:23:09,740 I HOPE IT'S WORTH IT. 485 00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:16,110 ( door closes ) 486 00:23:19,140 --> 00:23:20,490 ( door opens ) 487 00:23:23,490 --> 00:23:26,720 - AH. CONSTABLE, I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. - ( door closes ) 488 00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:29,420 - ACTUALLY-- - YOU HAVE RACKED UP 489 00:23:29,420 --> 00:23:31,460 AN AWFUL LOT OF GAMBLING DEBTS, 490 00:23:31,460 --> 00:23:34,100 DEBTS LADY CODDINGTON AGREED TO PAY. 491 00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:36,060 ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU... 492 00:23:37,530 --> 00:23:40,840 ( sighs ) ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP 493 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,670 WITH THE ADMIRAL. 494 00:23:42,670 --> 00:23:45,670 - ( door opens, closes ) - I THINK YOU MEAN LORD CODDINGTON. 495 00:23:45,670 --> 00:23:47,440 NO, I MEAN THE ADMIRAL. 496 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,210 GOD! AM I BANGING HIM TOO? 497 00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:51,520 I MUST'VE MISSED IT. 498 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,480 ( laughs ) I REALLY GET AROUND, DON'T I? 499 00:23:55,050 --> 00:23:56,550 I'M TALKING ABOUT JOHN. 500 00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:00,090 I SAW YOU TWO IN THE LIVING ROOM 501 00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:01,190 WHEN KATHRYN WAS IN NEW YORK. 502 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,860 REGINA, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK YOU SAW, BUT-- 503 00:24:05,860 --> 00:24:07,560 I DON'T KNOW WHO STARTED IT, 504 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,500 BUT AS THE SINGLE PERSON IN THE EQUATION, 505 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:10,970 YOU NEED TO BE THE ONE TO BACK OFF. 506 00:24:15,870 --> 00:24:17,740 ( door opens, closes ) 507 00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:19,510 ( sighs ) 508 00:24:19,510 --> 00:24:21,480 - ( rock music playing ) - ( chattering, laughing ) 509 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:22,780 OH HEY, GRETCHEN. 510 00:24:22,780 --> 00:24:25,550 I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME CRASHING YOUR PARTY. 511 00:24:25,550 --> 00:24:27,810 CHRIS SAID THAT I SHOULD COME ALONG, 512 00:24:27,810 --> 00:24:29,560 AND WE ALL GO WAY BACK, SO-- 513 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,260 - OH, NOT-- NOT AT ALL. IT'S FINE. - ( laughs softly ) 514 00:24:32,260 --> 00:24:34,860 BESIDES, IT'S NOT MY PARTY, ANYWAY. 515 00:24:34,860 --> 00:24:37,690 - IT'S CAMPBELL'S. - WELL, IT'S NICE OF YOU TO PUT THIS TOGETHER, 516 00:24:37,690 --> 00:24:39,670 GETTING ALL OF OUR FRIENDS HERE, 517 00:24:39,670 --> 00:24:42,830 ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU'VE ONLY KNOWN CAMPBELL A LITTLE WHILE. 518 00:24:44,030 --> 00:24:45,670 WELL, IT'S A BIG BIRTHDAY, 519 00:24:45,670 --> 00:24:48,030 SO I'M JUST GLAD EVERYONE COULD BE HERE. 520 00:24:48,030 --> 00:24:50,980 NO, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE SWEET. (laughs ) 521 00:24:50,980 --> 00:24:53,210 I CAN SEE WHAT HE SEES IN YOU. 522 00:25:03,290 --> 00:25:06,650 ( humphs, normal voice ) NO CLUES IN HERE. 523 00:25:07,650 --> 00:25:09,220 ( door closes ) 524 00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:12,960 I WONDER WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 525 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,130 ( humphs ) I KNOW. 526 00:25:22,570 --> 00:25:24,770 ( nervous laugh ) 527 00:25:25,770 --> 00:25:27,170 WHAT'S WRONG? 528 00:25:27,170 --> 00:25:29,540 NOTHING. ( laughs ) 529 00:25:29,540 --> 00:25:32,580 I MEAN, THIS-- YOU KNOW, YOU AND ME-- 530 00:25:32,580 --> 00:25:35,120 - IS AWESOME. IT JUST-- - I KNOW. 531 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,680 I-- I TOLD YOU I WASN'T INTERESTED 532 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,320 AND NOW I'M ATTACKING YOU. 533 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:41,190 NO. NO NO, I LOVE THE ATTACKING THING. 534 00:25:41,190 --> 00:25:43,890 GOOD, BECAUSE I'M INTERESTED. 535 00:25:43,890 --> 00:25:46,560 ( soft chuckle ) THAT WORKS FOR ME. 536 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:49,260 - WANNA GO BACK TO KISSING? - YEAH. 537 00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:57,570 WOW. WE GET BETTER WITH PRACTICE. 538 00:25:57,570 --> 00:26:01,310 YEAH. I'VE KINDA BEEN WAITING TO DO THIS FOR A LONG TIME. 539 00:26:04,350 --> 00:26:07,210 THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU INVITED ME TO THE FRATERNITY PARTY? 540 00:26:07,210 --> 00:26:09,310 THE WHA-- WHAT? 541 00:26:09,310 --> 00:26:13,220 THE LUAU. I MEAN, WERE YOU PLANNING ON INVITING ME? 542 00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:16,890 ( sighs ) IT'S GONNA BE LAME. 543 00:26:16,890 --> 00:26:19,900 - YOU REALLY WOULDN'T ENJOY IT. - YOU WANNA TAKE SOMEBODY ELSE. 544 00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:23,270 NO. NO NO NO, IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT. 545 00:26:23,270 --> 00:26:24,800 THEN WHAT IS IT? 546 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,700 ( stammers, nervous laugh ) 547 00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:30,180 HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THAT STUPID LUAU? 548 00:26:30,180 --> 00:26:33,180 MY FRIEND MARY BETH GOT ASKED BY SOMEBODY IN YOUR FRAT. 549 00:26:33,180 --> 00:26:34,740 I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUN IF WE ALL WENT TOGETHER. 550 00:26:34,740 --> 00:26:37,180 NO NO, YOU TWO SHOULD DO SOMETHING ELSE THAT NIGHT. 551 00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:40,090 - WHY? - ( sighs ) 552 00:26:40,090 --> 00:26:42,390 UMM... 553 00:26:42,390 --> 00:26:45,220 OKAY, YOU ARE ACTING REALLY WEIRD. 554 00:26:45,220 --> 00:26:46,750 WHY DON'T YOU WANT US TO GO TO THAT PARTY? 555 00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:50,260 ( nervous chuckle ) I CAN'T SAY, OKAY? 556 00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:51,760 TANK. 557 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,060 ( sighs ) 558 00:26:54,260 --> 00:26:57,000 - IT'S A DOGFIGHT. - A WHAT? 559 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,200 IT'S A CONTEST BETWEEN A BUNCH OF THE BROTHERS 560 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,310 TO SEE WHO CAN BRING THE... 561 00:27:02,310 --> 00:27:04,270 THE UGLIEST DATE. 562 00:27:14,780 --> 00:27:16,020 Crowbar: MAKE A WISH. 563 00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:19,020 - Man: YEAH! - ( cheering ) 564 00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:22,260 - LET'S DISSECT THIS BAD BOY. - ( laughs ) 565 00:27:22,260 --> 00:27:23,930 ( rock music playing ) 566 00:27:23,930 --> 00:27:25,930 HEY, YOU MADE IT! 567 00:27:25,930 --> 00:27:27,930 WOW, THIS IS REALLY SOMETHING. 568 00:27:30,070 --> 00:27:33,370 - WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE? - OH, THEY'RE HIS BUDDIES FROM COLORADO. 569 00:27:33,370 --> 00:27:35,200 THEY DROVE 10 HOURS TO BE HERE. 570 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,970 WOW. YOU REALLY WENT ALL OUT. 571 00:27:39,170 --> 00:27:40,950 AH, THIS IS NOTHING. 572 00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:42,150 WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT I DO FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. 573 00:27:42,150 --> 00:27:43,410 ( chuckles ) 574 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,920 I'M GUESSING YOU DID A SEARCH ON HOW TO IMPRESS DEAF CHICKS. 575 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,260 NO. I STARTED TAKING A FEW LESSONS LAST WEEK. 576 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,200 I'M PRETTY SURE THAT MEANS A YES ON THE DRINK. 577 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,370 - YES. - I'LL BE BACK. 578 00:28:10,380 --> 00:28:12,780 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUDDY! - WE GOT SOMETHING FOR YA. 579 00:28:12,780 --> 00:28:16,140 - THANKS. WHAT THE HELL IS IT? - All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 580 00:28:16,140 --> 00:28:18,040 - Man: CHECK IT OUT! - IT'S AN ADAPTIVE SNOWBOARD. 581 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:21,250 WE ALL CHIPPED IN, HAD THIS BAD BOY MADE FOR YOU. 582 00:28:21,250 --> 00:28:23,420 GOTTA GET YOU BACK ON THE SLOPES CARVING AGAIN. 583 00:28:23,420 --> 00:28:26,220 - HOW THE HELL DO YOU RIDE IT? - WELL, THE WHEELS ARE FOR STABILITY, 584 00:28:26,220 --> 00:28:28,950 - KEEPS YOU FROM TIPPING OVER. - SHOULDN'T TAKE YOU TOO LONG TO GET USED TO IT. 585 00:28:28,950 --> 00:28:32,730 - JUST LEAN TO THE TURNS, ICE AND GRAVITY DO THE REST. - MM-HMM. 586 00:28:32,730 --> 00:28:35,930 GUYS, THIS IS AWESOME. 587 00:28:35,930 --> 00:28:38,060 I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY IT. 588 00:28:38,060 --> 00:28:39,730 Crowbar: YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT TOO LONG 589 00:28:39,730 --> 00:28:42,070 WE GOT A VAN THAT'S GASSED UP AND POINTED TOWARD THE ROCKIES. 590 00:28:42,070 --> 00:28:44,110 LEAVE TONIGHT AND WE CAN BE THERE BY DAWN. 591 00:28:44,110 --> 00:28:46,910 OH, WE'RE SO GOING. 592 00:28:46,910 --> 00:28:49,110 Man: THAT'S RIGHT, WE ARE. 593 00:28:49,110 --> 00:28:50,220 Man #2: OH YEAH. 594 00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:54,980 WE CAN'T LET HIM GET ON THAT THING. 595 00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:57,250 ( laughs ) I DON'T THINK YOU CAN STOP HIM. 596 00:28:57,250 --> 00:28:59,890 THIS IS THE HAPPIEST I'VE SEEN HIM SINCE HIS ACCIDENT. 597 00:28:59,890 --> 00:29:02,490 NO, I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. IF HE HAS ANOTHER IMPACT, 598 00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:04,430 - HIS BRAIN COULD-- - OH NO, I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING. 599 00:29:04,430 --> 00:29:09,260 I WAS THERE FOR THE CRASH. I WAS WITH HIM FOR EVERY STEP OF HIS RECOVERY. 600 00:29:09,260 --> 00:29:11,370 THE ONE THING THAT'S GOTTEN HIM THROUGH ALL OF THIS 601 00:29:11,370 --> 00:29:13,040 IS THE HOPE THAT HE'LL GET BACK OUT THERE. 602 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,900 NOW YOU WANNA TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HIM? 603 00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:18,100 - IT'S JUST TOO BIG OF A RISK. - ( chuckles ) 604 00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:20,180 CLEARLY, YOU DON'T KNOW HIM VERY WELL. 605 00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:27,110 ( sighs ) 606 00:29:31,090 --> 00:29:33,120 ( whispering ) JOHN KNOWS ABOUT MY BOOK PROPOSAL. 607 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,190 - ( whispering ) DID YOU TELL HIM? - NO, HE FOUND IT. 608 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:39,190 - OH. - HE THINKS I'M HUMILIATING MYSELF AND MY FAMILY. 609 00:29:39,190 --> 00:29:42,400 HONEY, YOU'RE NOT HUMILIATING ANYBODY. 610 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,370 I GAVE UP SO MUCH FOR HIS CAREER. 611 00:29:44,370 --> 00:29:46,100 I'M NOT GONNA GIVE THIS UP. 612 00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:48,200 HE'LL COME AROUND, AND IF HE DOESN'T... 613 00:29:49,230 --> 00:29:50,480 YOU COULD ALWAYS MURDER HIM. 614 00:29:53,380 --> 00:29:56,480 ( French accent ) IF YOU PARDON ME, I HAVE TO GO HIDE THIS... 615 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,110 - ( normal voice ) THE BAR. - MMM. THAT'S MY LITTLE COLD-BLOODED KILLER. 616 00:29:59,110 --> 00:30:01,450 - ( both laugh ) - OOH LA LA! 617 00:30:05,420 --> 00:30:08,920 - ( vehemently ) THAT'S DISGUSTING - I AGREE WITH YOU, 618 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:11,000 AND I WOULD NEVER BE A PART OF IT. 619 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,900 BUT YOU'RE GONNA STAND BY 620 00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:15,100 AND LET YOUR BROTHERS HUMILIATE MY FRIEND MARY BETH-- 621 00:30:15,100 --> 00:30:17,030 WHO, FOR THE RECORD, IS VERY PRETTY-- 622 00:30:17,030 --> 00:30:18,460 JUST BECAUSE SHE'S NOT A SIZE ZERO. 623 00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:20,070 THE GIRLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT. 624 00:30:20,070 --> 00:30:21,940 OH. THAT MAKES IT OKAY? 625 00:30:21,940 --> 00:30:24,170 NO. OF COURSE NOT. 626 00:30:24,170 --> 00:30:27,070 LOOK, BELIEVE ME, I THINK IT'S SICK. 627 00:30:27,070 --> 00:30:29,370 YOU'D BETTER PRAY THAT MARY BETH DOESN'T LET 628 00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:31,480 HER BROTHER'S ARMY BUDDIES FIND OUT ABOUT THIS, 629 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,850 BECAUSE THEY WILL ORDER AN AIR STRIKE ON YOUR FRAT HOUSE. 630 00:30:33,850 --> 00:30:35,050 HEY, YOU CAN'T TELL HER. 631 00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:38,150 TELL HER NOT TO GO, BUT MAKE UP A REASON. 632 00:30:38,150 --> 00:30:40,030 OH, I'M TELLING HER THE TRUTH. 633 00:30:40,030 --> 00:30:42,330 - YOU CAN'T. - WHY NOT? 634 00:30:42,330 --> 00:30:44,030 'CAUSE I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING. 635 00:30:44,030 --> 00:30:46,260 IF THE BROTHERS FIND OUT I TOLD YOU, 636 00:30:46,260 --> 00:30:49,060 - I'M GONNA BE BLACKBALLED. - WELL, NOT IF YOU QUIT FIRST. 637 00:30:49,060 --> 00:30:50,370 I CAN'T DO THAT! 638 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:55,500 LOOK, MY DAD WAS AN OMEGA PSI... 639 00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:58,640 AND MOST OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM, AND MOST OF MY FRIENDS 640 00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:02,050 LOOK, IT'S NOT ALL THE BROTHERS, OKAY? 641 00:31:02,050 --> 00:31:03,480 THERE ARE GOOD GUYS THERE TOO. 642 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,080 JUST THE ONES WHO ARE TOO AFRAID TO TAKE A STAND. 643 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,480 - NO, IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. - IT IS FOR ME, 644 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:12,060 BECAUSE I'M NOT GONNA BE WITH SOMEONE WHO'S IN THAT FRATERNITY. 645 00:31:14,390 --> 00:31:15,990 - ( sighs ) - ( door opens ) 646 00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:28,970 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD, 647 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,140 LADY CODDINGTON? 648 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:33,040 I AM EZMERELDA, HER TWIN SISTER. 649 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,310 O-- OH. 650 00:31:39,110 --> 00:31:41,120 - ( whispering ) REGINA KNOWS. - ( whispering ) WHAT?! 651 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,120 APPARENTLY SHE SAW US THE OTHER NIGHT. 652 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,420 - YOU MEAN THE-- - YES. 653 00:31:44,420 --> 00:31:46,050 DID YOU TELL HER IT WAS A MISTAKE? 654 00:31:46,050 --> 00:31:47,490 SHE DIDN'T REALLY GIVE ME A CHANCE. 655 00:31:47,490 --> 00:31:49,320 I-- THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! 656 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:52,030 - DO YOU THINK SHE'LL TELL KATHRYN? - I DON'T KNOW! 657 00:31:52,030 --> 00:31:54,100 - ( both sigh ) - WHAT IF TOBY AND NIKKI FIND OUT? 658 00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:55,430 I DON'T-- UGH. LOOK, 659 00:31:55,430 --> 00:31:58,130 GO BACK TO THE PARTY, I'LL FIND REGINA, 660 00:31:58,130 --> 00:32:01,570 AND I WILL CONVINCE HER NOT TO TELL KATHRYN. 661 00:32:01,570 --> 00:32:03,010 OKAY? JUST... GO. 662 00:32:04,170 --> 00:32:05,310 ( sighs ) 663 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,460 - ( chattering ) - Man: HUSTLE UP! 664 00:32:24,460 --> 00:32:26,560 YOU CAN'T GO WITH THOSE GUYS. 665 00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,490 YEAH. I CAN. 666 00:32:28,490 --> 00:32:31,040 YOUR BRAIN IS STILL VULNERABLE. 667 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,500 DR. J. WOULD NEVER SIGN OFF ON THIS. 668 00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:34,600 GOOD THING I'M NOT ASKING FOR HIS PERMISSION. 669 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:38,000 COME ONE, MAN. I KNOW DOC TOLD YOU ABOUT SECOND-IMPACT SYNDROME. 670 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,450 EVEN A SLIGHT HIT, YOUR BRAIN COULD SWELL UP AND THAT COULD BE IT. 671 00:32:41,450 --> 00:32:44,010 ( stammers ) I'M NOT GOING ON A HALF-PIPE. 672 00:32:44,010 --> 00:32:46,580 LOOK AT THIS THING. IT'S A GLORIFIED SLED. 673 00:32:46,580 --> 00:32:48,450 YOU COULD END UP A VEGETABLE, OKAY? 674 00:32:48,450 --> 00:32:50,690 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? ONE FALL AND YOUR WHOLE-- 675 00:32:50,690 --> 00:32:53,420 I COULD FALL GETTING INTO MY CAR. 676 00:32:53,420 --> 00:32:54,590 I COULD FALL IN THE SHOWER. 677 00:32:54,590 --> 00:32:56,460 SHOULD I JUST NOT DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS? 678 00:32:56,460 --> 00:32:58,560 THAT IS NOT THE SAME THING AND YOU KNOW IT. 679 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,270 IF I CAN'T DO WHAT I LOVE... 680 00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:04,630 ( stammers) I MIGHT AS WELL BE A VEGETABLE. 681 00:33:04,630 --> 00:33:06,630 WHY IS IT ALL OR NOTHING WITH YOU? 682 00:33:06,630 --> 00:33:10,410 IT'S MY DECISION AND IT DOESN'T AFFECT YOU. 683 00:33:10,410 --> 00:33:12,580 IT DOES AFFECT ME! I CARE ABOUT YOU! 684 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:20,250 ( sighs ) LOOK, I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET HURT, OKAY? 685 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:23,090 I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO... 686 00:33:24,090 --> 00:33:25,120 BUT... 687 00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:27,650 I'M GOING. 688 00:33:27,650 --> 00:33:31,500 - ( grunts ) - CAMPBELL! COME ON! 689 00:33:43,510 --> 00:33:45,610 ( Mary Beth sighs ) 690 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,520 I'M SORRY. 691 00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:56,250 ( scoffs ) WHAT A BUNCH OF D-BAGS. 692 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:04,730 SHOULD I NOT HAVE TOLD YOU? I THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE BETTER TO KNOW AND-- 693 00:34:04,730 --> 00:34:06,260 I'M GLAD YOU DID. 694 00:34:08,090 --> 00:34:10,060 ARE ALL GUYS LIKE THIS? 695 00:34:11,370 --> 00:34:13,470 SO OBSESSED WITH LOOKS AND... 696 00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:16,670 ( sighs ) SECRETLY CRUEL? 697 00:34:16,670 --> 00:34:18,140 OF COURSE NOT. 698 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:21,510 I DON'T THINK SO. ( laughs ) 699 00:34:25,450 --> 00:34:28,710 CERTAINLY NOT YOUR SMOKING HOT BOYFRIEND. 700 00:34:28,710 --> 00:34:31,520 ( laughs ) YOU'RE RIGHT. 701 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:35,390 MY SMOKING HOT BOYFRIEND IS NOT LIKE THAT. 702 00:34:36,790 --> 00:34:39,220 WE JUST NEED TO FIND A GUY LIKE HIM FOR YOU. 703 00:34:39,220 --> 00:34:40,600 YEAH. 704 00:34:43,270 --> 00:34:44,630 ( laughs ) YOU KNOW WHAT? 705 00:34:44,630 --> 00:34:47,530 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE GUY WHO ASKED ME TO THAT THING. 706 00:34:47,530 --> 00:34:49,300 HE WAS TOTALLY HOT... 707 00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:51,640 IF YOU'RE INTO BEER GUTS AND UNIBROWS. 708 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,510 ( laughs ) 709 00:34:53,510 --> 00:34:55,240 IF HE REALLY WANTED TO WIN THAT CONTEST, 710 00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:57,410 HE SHOULD BRING HIMSELF AS HIS DATE. 711 00:34:57,410 --> 00:34:59,210 - OH. - ( laughing ) 712 00:35:03,620 --> 00:35:06,690 - ( chattering ) - Regina: I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR TENNIS LESSONS 713 00:35:06,690 --> 00:35:08,390 WITH MABEL FLITWIT. 714 00:35:08,390 --> 00:35:11,300 ( posh voice ) YES, MABEL IS MAKING QUITE A BIT OF PROGRESS. 715 00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:15,600 I HEAR WE'LL SEE THE RESULTS IN NINE MONTHS. 716 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,660 YOU ARE THE FATHER OF HER CHILD, ARE YOU NOT? 717 00:35:17,660 --> 00:35:20,340 ARE WE SERIOUSLY PLAYING THE INCEST CARD HERE? 718 00:35:21,370 --> 00:35:22,470 ( whispers ) RENZO, I'M SORRY. 719 00:35:22,470 --> 00:35:24,270 I HAVE TO CUT THE EVENING SHORT, OKAY? 720 00:35:24,270 --> 00:35:26,270 ( loudly ) UH, EVERYBODY! 721 00:35:26,270 --> 00:35:28,870 EVERYBODY COME IN HERE NOW! 722 00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,250 ( door closes ) 723 00:35:38,250 --> 00:35:40,790 Kathryn: UH... 724 00:35:40,790 --> 00:35:42,460 I POISONED LADY CODDINGTON. 725 00:35:42,460 --> 00:35:44,530 - BUT WE'VE JUST STARTED. - SO THAT'S IT? 726 00:35:45,630 --> 00:35:47,790 AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO GUESS THAT? 727 00:35:47,790 --> 00:35:51,240 SWEETIE, WE'VE GOT SOME MORE CLUES TO DO HERE. 728 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:54,640 WELL, THE MYSTERY'S SOLVED, SO WE CAN ALL GO HOME... 729 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:58,640 ( emotionally ) OR... WE-- WE'RE HOME, SO LET'S JUST GO TO BED. 730 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,210 'CAUSE I'M REALLY TIRED AND... 731 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,310 THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME, KATHRYN, AND-- 732 00:36:04,310 --> 00:36:07,350 ( angrily ) JUST GO, JENNICE. GET OUT! 733 00:36:08,580 --> 00:36:10,560 MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 734 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,790 DOES SOMEONE WANNA TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 735 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,600 I KISSED YOUR FATHER. 736 00:36:26,630 --> 00:36:28,370 ( sighs ) 737 00:36:41,350 --> 00:36:43,690 ( sniffles ) WE'RE NOT CONNECTING, JOHN. 738 00:36:43,690 --> 00:36:46,220 WE HAVEN'T BEEN IN A LONG TIME, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL ME 739 00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:47,990 - I'M THE ONLY ONE SEEING THAT. - FINE, OKAY, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH 740 00:36:47,990 --> 00:36:50,530 A LOT LATELY, OKAY? ALL COUPLES GO THROUGH THIS. 741 00:36:50,530 --> 00:36:52,900 NO, I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU CHALK THIS UP TO THAT! 742 00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:55,600 KATHRYN, THE KISS DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 743 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,960 WELL, THAT MAKES IT ALL BETTER! 744 00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,630 OH, COME ON. IT WAS A MISTAKE, ALL RIGHT? 745 00:36:59,630 --> 00:37:01,970 WE WERE DRINKING, YOU WERE OUT OF TOWN. 746 00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:03,340 OH, SO NOW IT'S ALL MY FAULT?! 747 00:37:03,340 --> 00:37:05,340 NO! I AM JUST TRYING TO EXPLAIN. 748 00:37:06,810 --> 00:37:09,810 - ARE YOU ATTRACTED TO HER? - NO, I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO HER. 749 00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:13,020 - I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. - ( crying ) 750 00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:15,850 ALL THE YEARS THAT WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER, YOU'VE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT ANOTHER MAN? 751 00:37:15,850 --> 00:37:18,420 OF COURSE I HAVE, BUT I NEVER ACTED ON IT. 752 00:37:18,420 --> 00:37:21,960 AND IF I DID, IT WOULDN'T BE WITH SOMEONE IN OUR FAMILY! 753 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:25,030 OKAY, IT WAS A STUPID, DRUNKEN KISS. 754 00:37:25,030 --> 00:37:27,630 IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THE KISS! I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE! 755 00:37:27,630 --> 00:37:29,390 WOULD YOU CALM DOWN PLEASE? 756 00:37:29,390 --> 00:37:30,900 ( angrily ) DO NOT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN. 757 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:32,970 I DON'T EVEN WANT TO LOOK AT YOU RIGHT NOW. 758 00:37:32,970 --> 00:37:35,300 FINE. WHAT, YOU-- YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT? 759 00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:36,740 YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM. 760 00:37:40,910 --> 00:37:42,280 ( sighs ) 761 00:37:51,790 --> 00:37:54,590 YOU KNOW, THERE'S A REASON THAT I'M NOT RETURNING ANY OF YOUR TEXTS. 762 00:37:54,590 --> 00:37:55,720 JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE. 763 00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,290 - FINE. - I MADE AN ANONYMOUS CALL 764 00:38:00,290 --> 00:38:01,570 TO THE I.F.C. ABOUT THE PARTY. 765 00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:03,870 - THE WHAT? - THE INTER-FRATERNITY COUNCIL. 766 00:38:03,870 --> 00:38:06,730 THE BROTHERS DENIED IT, BUT BOTTOM LINE IS THEY CANCELLED THE PARTY. 767 00:38:06,730 --> 00:38:08,430 IT'S NOT HAPPENING. OVER. 768 00:38:09,470 --> 00:38:10,880 "ANONYMOUS"? 769 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,410 MEANING YOU'RE STILL IN THE FRATERNITY. 770 00:38:12,410 --> 00:38:14,880 - ( sighs ) BAY, COME ON. - COME ON WHAT? 771 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,840 I'M NOT GONNA DE-PLEDGE. 772 00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:20,080 I'M NOT GONNA GIVE UP ON THE FRATERNITY BECAUSE OF ONE BAD THING... 773 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,090 AND I'M KINDA HOPING YOU'LL FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT ME. 774 00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:26,650 I'M NOT PERFECT, OKAY? 775 00:38:26,650 --> 00:38:28,590 I PROBABLY DRINK TOO MUCH, 776 00:38:28,590 --> 00:38:30,700 I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST BOOK I READ 777 00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:33,360 AND... I SUCK AT APOLOGIES. 778 00:38:34,430 --> 00:38:35,830 BUT I'M LOYAL. 779 00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:39,530 AND IF YOU'LL LET ME, 780 00:38:39,530 --> 00:38:41,810 I'LL BE THE BEST BOYFRIEND IN THE WORLD. 781 00:38:42,970 --> 00:38:44,670 AND I KNOW WHAT YOU WENT THROUGH 782 00:38:44,670 --> 00:38:46,810 WITH YOUR LAST TWO BOYFRIENDS, AND I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU 783 00:38:46,810 --> 00:38:48,110 OR HURT YOU LIKE THEY DID. 784 00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:54,580 ( sighs ) 785 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,430 ( mutters ) 786 00:39:04,830 --> 00:39:06,030 TANK, WAIT. 787 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,970 DON'T YOU WANNA KNOW HOW THE MURDER MYSTERY TURNED OUT? 788 00:39:16,370 --> 00:39:18,000 MY MOM WAS THE KILLER. 789 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,900 I READ HER CARD. ( laughs ) 790 00:39:19,900 --> 00:39:21,850 ( chuckles ) YOU CHEATER. 791 00:39:21,850 --> 00:39:23,580 TOLD YOU SHE DID IT. 792 00:39:23,580 --> 00:39:25,110 YEAH, YOU DID. 793 00:39:26,580 --> 00:39:27,580 ( chuckles ) 794 00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:30,050 HMM. 795 00:39:32,690 --> 00:39:34,920 - Man: WHOO-HOO-HOO! - Man #2: YEAH, BABY! 796 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,420 ( chattering ) 797 00:39:42,930 --> 00:39:44,830 ( gasps ) 798 00:39:48,670 --> 00:39:49,970 YOU DECIDED NOT TO GO. 799 00:39:51,010 --> 00:39:53,440 ( chuckles ) HAVE YOU EVER BEEN STUCK 800 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,940 IN A VAN WITH SNOWBOARDERS FOR EIGHT HOURS? 801 00:39:55,940 --> 00:39:59,110 - NOT PRETTY. - ( both laugh ) 802 00:39:59,110 --> 00:40:02,950 I-- I'M GONNA GO SAY GOODBYE TO EVERYONE. 803 00:40:07,650 --> 00:40:08,690 OKAY. 804 00:40:10,090 --> 00:40:11,900 I'LL SEE YOU, ALL RIGHT? 805 00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:13,630 HEY, IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 806 00:40:13,630 --> 00:40:16,030 YEAH. YEAH, IT'S FINE. 807 00:40:17,060 --> 00:40:18,530 YOU DON'T SEEM FINE. 808 00:40:20,670 --> 00:40:23,940 ( scoffs ) I DON'T KNOW. 809 00:40:23,940 --> 00:40:26,070 IT'S NOT MUCH FUN WATCHING YOU PAY ATTENTION 810 00:40:26,070 --> 00:40:27,570 TO SOME OTHER GUY ALL NIGHT. 811 00:40:28,910 --> 00:40:30,750 I MEAN, WHAT'S YOUR DEAL? 812 00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:32,080 ARE YOU INTO HIM? 813 00:40:33,980 --> 00:40:36,050 ( chatting, laughing ) 814 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:42,990 ( sighs ) I DO HAVE FEELINGS FOR CAMPBELL, 815 00:40:42,990 --> 00:40:44,960 BUT I HAVE THEM FOR YOU TOO. 816 00:40:47,130 --> 00:40:49,090 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT? 817 00:40:49,090 --> 00:40:51,000 I DON'T KNOW. 818 00:40:53,140 --> 00:40:55,000 WELL, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU DO. 819 00:40:56,540 --> 00:40:58,170 ( folk music playing ) 820 00:41:01,510 --> 00:41:05,010 ♪ I'M TRYING NOT TO HURT YOU ♪ 821 00:41:06,710 --> 00:41:11,090 ♪ THOUGH I KNOW THAT I DESERVE TO ♪ 822 00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:16,590 ♪ AND I'VE TRIED TO ERASE IT ♪ 823 00:41:19,090 --> 00:41:21,100 ♪ FORGET IT OR FAKE IT... ♪ 824 00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:22,670 ( sighs ) YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 825 00:41:22,670 --> 00:41:25,130 STATE SENATOR JOHN KENNISH 826 00:41:25,130 --> 00:41:27,830 CHECKS INTO A HOTEL? ALONE? 827 00:41:28,830 --> 00:41:30,610 PEOPLE START TO TALK. 828 00:41:30,610 --> 00:41:34,710 ♪ SOMEHOW THEY ALWAYS HEAL ♪ 829 00:41:36,510 --> 00:41:39,010 ♪ AND THE PAIN, IT TURNS TO TRIUMPH... ♪ 830 00:41:39,010 --> 00:41:41,890 - ( sighs ) - ♪ TO TRIUMPHS OVER AIR... ♪ 831 00:41:41,890 --> 00:41:45,090 - ( door closes ) - ♪ THEN I LET MYSELF OPEN UP ♪ 832 00:41:45,090 --> 00:41:47,650 ♪ TILL I HAVE HER AGAIN ♪ 833 00:41:48,750 --> 00:41:51,030 ♪ AND I HAVE THESE ♪ 834 00:41:51,030 --> 00:41:54,760 ♪ SCARS ♪ 835 00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,900 ♪ THAT'S ALL THEY ARE ♪ 836 00:41:56,900 --> 00:42:00,640 ♪ SCARS ♪ 837 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,870 ♪ WE ALL HAVE OURS ♪ 838 00:42:02,870 --> 00:42:06,970 ♪ SCARS. ♪ 64192

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