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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,150 --> 00:00:08,400 Toby: PREVIOUSLY ON "SWITCHED AT BIRTH"... 2 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,230 ALL RIGHT, LET'S BEGIN 3 00:00:10,230 --> 00:00:12,630 WITH THE LONG-AWAITED UNVEILING OF TANK'S LATEST CREATION. 4 00:00:12,630 --> 00:00:14,630 WELCOME BACK TO THE CLASS. 5 00:00:14,630 --> 00:00:16,030 BAY, I AM YOUR COACH. 6 00:00:16,030 --> 00:00:17,600 I DON'T EVEN WANNA BE HERE! 7 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,470 YOU TRICKED ME INTO PLAYING, AND NOW YOU'RE YELLING AT ME. 8 00:00:19,470 --> 00:00:21,170 - SO I'M DONE. - I HAVE TALKED TO NIKKI 9 00:00:21,170 --> 00:00:23,340 AND TOBY EXTENSIVELY, AND THEY HAVE BEEN 10 00:00:23,340 --> 00:00:25,270 VERY CLEAR ABOUT WHAT THEY WANT. 11 00:00:25,270 --> 00:00:27,170 YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW MY OWN DAUGHTER? 12 00:00:27,170 --> 00:00:30,050 SERIOUSLY, NIK AND I COULD PUT OUR WHOLE HOUSE IN THIS ROOM. 13 00:00:31,750 --> 00:00:33,220 I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING MY OWN PLACE. 14 00:00:33,220 --> 00:00:35,250 WELL, I'M EXCITED FOR YOU. 15 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:38,260 SO TOBY AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT FIELD HOCKEY THIS MORNING, 16 00:00:38,260 --> 00:00:40,690 AND LET'S FACE IT, YOU AND I ARE GONNA BE CARRYING THIS TEAM. 17 00:00:40,690 --> 00:00:41,830 WHY AREN'T WE MOVING? 18 00:00:41,830 --> 00:00:43,490 WHAT WOULD YOU SAY 19 00:00:43,490 --> 00:00:45,690 ABOUT GOING TO NASHVILLE, JUST THE TWO OF US? 20 00:00:45,690 --> 00:00:47,790 THAT'S WHEN RENZO AND I ARE GONNA GO TO NEW YORK 21 00:00:47,790 --> 00:00:49,740 - TO PITCH MY NEW BOOK IDEA. - I GET IT. 22 00:00:49,740 --> 00:00:52,740 YOU WANNA FLY SOLO. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 23 00:00:52,740 --> 00:00:53,740 I CAN FLY SOLO TOO. 24 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,480 SO, TO SCOUR A PAN, YOU NEED TO... 25 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:00,750 LIGHT IT ON FIRE. 26 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:02,110 ( sighs ) TOBY. 27 00:01:02,110 --> 00:01:03,650 YOU SOAK IT FIRST AND THEN YOU SCRUB IT. 28 00:01:03,650 --> 00:01:04,650 GREAT. OTHERWISE, 29 00:01:04,650 --> 00:01:05,850 IT'LL RUIN YOUR PANS. 30 00:01:05,850 --> 00:01:07,610 IF HE EVER USES THEM. 31 00:01:10,690 --> 00:01:13,660 OKAY. WHAT IS THAT? WHAT'S THAT LOOK FOR? 32 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:16,620 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS IS YOUR LAST DINNER HERE. 33 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:19,570 MOM, COME ON, WE'RE STILL GONNA BE ABLE TO EAT TOGETHER 34 00:01:19,570 --> 00:01:21,570 AFTER I MOVE OUT. 35 00:01:21,570 --> 00:01:23,730 WHY CAN'T YOU WAIT A WEEK? 36 00:01:23,730 --> 00:01:25,730 UNTIL WE'RE BOTH IN TOWN TO HELP YOU. 37 00:01:25,730 --> 00:01:27,430 I PAID FIRST AND LAST MONTH'S RENT. 38 00:01:27,430 --> 00:01:28,710 SO I'M ALREADY PAYING FOR IT. 39 00:01:28,710 --> 00:01:30,310 HE WANTS TO START HIS NEW LIFE. 40 00:01:30,310 --> 00:01:31,580 ( phone rings ) 41 00:01:31,580 --> 00:01:33,880 OH. THAT WOULD BE SENATOR RUE. 42 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,710 GOTTA TAKE THAT. HEY, JACK. 43 00:01:35,710 --> 00:01:39,350 - YEP. - ARE YOU SURE I SHOULDN'T TRY TO MOVE MY TRIP TO NEW YORK? 44 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:41,690 DON'T YOU HAVE THE MEETING WITH RENZO'S PUBLISHER FRIEND? 45 00:01:41,690 --> 00:01:43,150 I MEAN, YOU DON'T WANNA FLAKE OUT ON HER. 46 00:01:43,150 --> 00:01:44,250 YEAH, BUT I-- 47 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:45,790 YOU'VE BEEN SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS. 48 00:01:45,790 --> 00:01:46,790 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 49 00:01:46,790 --> 00:01:48,630 I AM EXCITED. 50 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:51,600 I THINK I FINALLY HAVE AN IDEA WITH A HOOK. 51 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:53,800 I CAN REALLY SEE MYSELF SELLING THAT BOOK. 52 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,600 AND I COULD SEE IT ON THE SHELVES, AND I-- 53 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:59,340 I CAN SEE I'M-- I'M GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF, AREN'T I? 54 00:01:59,340 --> 00:02:01,140 NO! THAT'S CALLED OPTIMISM. 55 00:02:01,140 --> 00:02:04,610 NOW GO OVER THERE, SELL YOUR SECOND BOOK, THEN COME BACK AND... 56 00:02:04,610 --> 00:02:06,870 OBSESSIVELY HANG SOME CURTAINS IN MY NEW PLACE. 57 00:02:06,870 --> 00:02:08,220 - ( laughs ) - YOU KNOW WHAT? 58 00:02:08,220 --> 00:02:09,220 I'M GONNA SKIP THIS WHOLE NASHVILLE THING 59 00:02:09,220 --> 00:02:10,650 AND HELP YOU MOVE, YOUNG MAN. 60 00:02:10,650 --> 00:02:11,880 - REALLY? - YES! 61 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:14,220 - THAT'S AWESOME. - YEAH. IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW-- 62 00:02:14,220 --> 00:02:15,450 IT'S GONNA BE A DOG AND PONY SHOW. 63 00:02:15,450 --> 00:02:16,880 I'M NOT GONNA MISS ANYTHING. 64 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,790 WELL, GREAT. THEN, UH, 65 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:21,790 I'M GONNA GO CALL TRAVIS AND TELL HIM THAT HE'S OFF THE HOOK. 66 00:02:21,790 --> 00:02:23,590 AND BY CALL, I MEAN TEXT. 67 00:02:23,590 --> 00:02:24,730 BECAUSE HE'S DEAF. ( knocks on counter ) 68 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:29,700 ARE YOU SURE IT'S OKAY FOR YOU TO MISS THIS TRIP, HONEY? 69 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:32,670 YEAH YEAH. THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF SENATORS THERE ALREADY. 70 00:02:32,670 --> 00:02:34,600 I'LL JUST BE ANOTHER GUY IN A NAVY SUIT 71 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,370 HIS WIFE PICKED OUT FOR HIM. 72 00:02:36,370 --> 00:02:37,370 YOU GO TO NEW YORK. 73 00:02:37,370 --> 00:02:38,780 HAVE FUN. 74 00:02:38,780 --> 00:02:42,780 YOU KNOW, YOU HAVEN'T ASKED ME YET WHAT MY BOOK IDEA IS. 75 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:44,410 WHAT IS YOUR NEW BOOK IDEA? 76 00:02:44,410 --> 00:02:46,580 WELL, NOW YOU'RE JUST ASKING BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO. 77 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:49,260 KATHRYN, DO YOU WANNA TELL ME THE IDEA OR NOT? 78 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:52,420 I'LL TELL YOU LATER. 79 00:02:52,420 --> 00:02:53,590 I HAVE TO PACK. 80 00:02:57,920 --> 00:03:00,670 OH, YOU DID NOT NEED TO BRING THESE ALL THE WAY UP HERE. 81 00:03:00,670 --> 00:03:02,500 I COULD HAVE GOTTEN THEM BACK FROM YOU ON WEDNESDAY. 82 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:04,600 OH, NO, AN ARTIST NEEDS HER TOOLS. 83 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,770 ( softly chuckles ) 84 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,510 WOW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS, 85 00:03:08,510 --> 00:03:11,280 - BUT IT IS DOPE. - IT'S NOT REALLY A THING. 86 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,710 IT'S MORE OF A-- A FEELING. 87 00:03:13,710 --> 00:03:15,780 LIKE, LET'S CALL IT ANGER. 88 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:18,850 I HAD A PRETTY RAGE-Y JUNIOR YEAR. 89 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:20,990 UH, IT'S-- ( stammers ) 90 00:03:20,990 --> 00:03:23,850 I DON'T KNOW ART WORDS, BUT IT RULES. 91 00:03:23,850 --> 00:03:25,350 ( both chuckle ) 92 00:03:25,350 --> 00:03:26,950 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE ALL OF THESE. 93 00:03:26,950 --> 00:03:29,530 YEAH, I'M ACTUALLY FEELING A LITTLE OVERWHELMED 94 00:03:29,530 --> 00:03:31,830 BY MY, UH, PROLIFICNESS RIGHT NOW. 95 00:03:31,830 --> 00:03:33,500 I'M SUPPOSED TO PICK SOME PIECES 96 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:36,560 TO SHOW THIS PRATT RECRUITER TOMORROW. 97 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,570 OH. WELL, LET'S SEE. 98 00:03:38,570 --> 00:03:40,470 WELL, YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY DO THE SOCCER BALL ONE, 99 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,870 UH, THE BATHTUB ONE. 100 00:03:42,870 --> 00:03:43,870 AND... 101 00:03:43,870 --> 00:03:45,770 OH, THE FACE THING. 102 00:03:45,770 --> 00:03:47,670 NOW THAT THING RULES. 103 00:03:47,670 --> 00:03:48,850 OH. HEY, DAPHNE. 104 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,320 THIS IS MY FRIEND TANK. 105 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,780 HE'S FROM MY COLLEGE LIFE. 106 00:03:54,780 --> 00:03:55,920 AND TANK, THIS IS DAPHNE. 107 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:56,950 HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU. 108 00:03:56,950 --> 00:04:00,460 HI, UH, NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 109 00:04:00,460 --> 00:04:02,990 ( chuckles nervously ) WOW, THAT WAS BAD. 110 00:04:02,990 --> 00:04:06,430 I'M SORRY. I DID A LITTLE SIGNING IN CHURCH 111 00:04:06,430 --> 00:04:08,400 WHEN I WAS LITTLE, BUT I BARELY REMEMBER. 112 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,800 EH. "A" FOR EFFORT. 113 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:11,340 ( girls chuckle ) 114 00:04:11,340 --> 00:04:12,840 HEY, WHERE WERE YOU, BY THE WAY? 115 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:15,540 YOU TOTALLY MISSED TOBY'S LAST SUPPER. 116 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:16,870 OH, SHAREE AND I WANTED TO GET IN 117 00:04:16,870 --> 00:04:18,850 AN EXTRA PRACTICE BEFORE TOMORROW. 118 00:04:18,850 --> 00:04:22,810 TOBY'S BRINGING IN SOME GIRLS FROM ANOTHER SCHOOL TO RUN DEFENSE DRILLS. 119 00:04:22,810 --> 00:04:26,010 - WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON THE TEAM TOO. - NOPE. 120 00:04:26,010 --> 00:04:27,550 DODGED THAT BULLET. CHOSE MY ART. 121 00:04:27,550 --> 00:04:28,590 IT WAS VERY NOBLE. 122 00:04:28,590 --> 00:04:30,390 ( laughs ) 123 00:04:30,390 --> 00:04:32,890 HEY, DID YOU KNOW YOUR SISTER IS LIKE 124 00:04:32,890 --> 00:04:34,590 THE MICHAEL PHELPS OF ART? 125 00:04:34,590 --> 00:04:36,590 OH, YEAH, I KNOW. ( chuckles ) 126 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:47,870 UH, OKAY, SERIOUSLY... 127 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:50,840 YOU ARE LIKE A GENIUS. 128 00:04:57,540 --> 00:04:59,720 WELL, I SHOULD, UH, HEAD BACK TO CAMPUS. 129 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,490 BUT I'LL SEE YOU WEDNESDAY? 130 00:05:01,490 --> 00:05:02,490 YEAH. 131 00:05:02,490 --> 00:05:03,750 OKAY. 132 00:05:03,750 --> 00:05:05,520 GOOD NIGHT. 133 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:14,660 I SWEAR I HAD NO IDEA THAT HE LIKED ME. 134 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:16,830 WELL, HE'S CUTE. DO YOU LIKE HIM? 135 00:05:16,830 --> 00:05:19,440 ( sighs ) NOT LIKE THAT. 136 00:05:20,510 --> 00:05:22,510 ( gasps ) YOU'RE A PERSON 137 00:05:22,510 --> 00:05:24,810 WHO HAS PEOPLE CRUSHING ON YOU LIKE ALL THE TIME. 138 00:05:24,810 --> 00:05:26,810 - WHAT DO YOU DO? - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 139 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:29,420 YOU JUST HAVE TO 140 00:05:29,420 --> 00:05:30,880 TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL. 141 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:31,880 OR DON'T FEEL. 142 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:34,950 CAN'T I JUST HOPE THAT IT GOES AWAY? 143 00:05:34,950 --> 00:05:37,620 USUALLY IT DOESN'T GO AWAY FOR A WHILE. 144 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:41,090 I'VE HAD MY HEART BROKEN LIKE A ZILLION TIMES, 145 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:43,530 AND I JUST DON'T WANNA DO THAT TO HIM. 146 00:05:44,830 --> 00:05:47,430 WELL, THE LONGER YOU WAIT, THE HARDER IT IS. 147 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,970 TRUST ME. 148 00:05:48,970 --> 00:05:50,770 YOU JUST HAVE TO RIP OFF THE BAND-AID. 149 00:05:50,770 --> 00:05:51,970 IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 150 00:05:57,470 --> 00:06:00,480 ( theme music playing ) 151 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:04,950 Regina: WAIT A SEC. 152 00:06:04,950 --> 00:06:07,710 YOU GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH THIS GIRL, 153 00:06:07,710 --> 00:06:09,690 AND YOU ARE STILL DRIVING HER TO SCHOOL? 154 00:06:09,690 --> 00:06:12,990 WELL, IT'S NOT HER FAULT. SHAREE JUST HAD A ROUGH START AT CARLTON. 155 00:06:12,990 --> 00:06:15,160 YOU'VE GOT COLLEGE APPS DUE IN A FEW WEEKS 156 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:16,790 AND A PROBATION OFFICER TO KEEP HAPPY. 157 00:06:16,790 --> 00:06:19,500 I MET WITH HIM ON MONDAY. EVERYTHING'S FINE AT THE CLINIC. 158 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:21,900 I'M A THIRD THROUGH MY HOURS. AND IT'S ALL GOOD. 159 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:24,430 MAYBE IT IS NOW, BUT IF YOU KEEP HANGING OUT 160 00:06:24,430 --> 00:06:26,030 WITH QUESTIONABLE KIDS WITH ANGER ISSUES... 161 00:06:26,030 --> 00:06:27,570 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW SHAREE. 162 00:06:27,570 --> 00:06:28,810 SHE GOT YOU IN DETENTION. 163 00:06:28,810 --> 00:06:31,540 - THAT'S ALL I NEED TO KNOW. - ( sighs ) 164 00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:32,880 ( knocks on table ) 165 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,910 I'M JUST TRYING TO REMIND YOU 166 00:06:34,910 --> 00:06:37,080 THAT WHO YOU CHOOSE TO HANG OUT WITH 167 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,090 IS REALLY IMPORTANT. 168 00:06:39,090 --> 00:06:40,820 THEY CAN EITHER KEEP YOU ON YOUR PATH 169 00:06:40,820 --> 00:06:43,590 OR DRIVE YOU RIGHT OFF IT. 170 00:06:43,590 --> 00:06:44,790 LIKE JACE. 171 00:06:44,790 --> 00:06:45,920 I MESSED UP THIS SUMMER. 172 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:47,620 I KNOW THAT. BUT I MOVED PAST IT. 173 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:50,430 AND IF YOU CONTINUE TO QUESTION EVERYTHING I DO-- 174 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:51,760 I JUST DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE DRIVING HER. 175 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:52,760 THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. 176 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,900 I MADE A PROMISE, OKAY? 177 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:56,660 SHAREE IS A GOOD PERSON. 178 00:06:56,660 --> 00:06:58,870 SHE JUST NEEDS SOMEONE TO GIVE HER A CHANCE. 179 00:06:58,870 --> 00:07:00,570 HERE. 180 00:07:04,570 --> 00:07:06,470 AND OF COURSE THAT SOMEONE HAS TO BE YOU. 181 00:07:06,470 --> 00:07:07,470 ( door closes ) 182 00:07:09,550 --> 00:07:11,120 - DAD, YOU GOT THAT? - YEAH, I GOT IT. IT'S FINE. 183 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:12,850 WHERE DO YOU WANT NIKKI'S PHOTOS? 184 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:13,950 OH. JUST BY THE WINDOW. 185 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,530 THANKS FOR BRINGING SOME OF NIKKI'S STUFF OVER. 186 00:07:18,530 --> 00:07:19,990 YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 187 00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:21,930 I REALLY WANNA SET UP A LITTLE OFFICE AREA FOR HER RIGHT HERE. 188 00:07:21,930 --> 00:07:23,960 - THAT'D BE NICE. - IS THERE ROOM FOR THAT? 189 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,490 WELL, YEAH, IF YOU KNOW HOW TO MAXIMIZE YOUR SPACE. 190 00:07:26,490 --> 00:07:29,770 I FEEL LIKE THIS ONE ROOM CAN BE LIKE FOUR DIFFERENT ROOMS. 191 00:07:29,770 --> 00:07:32,170 I SENT SOME PICTURES TO NIKKI. SHE LOVES THE BALCONY. 192 00:07:32,170 --> 00:07:33,670 YEAH YEAH, SHE SAID. 193 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:35,840 I WANNA SET IT UP SO IT'S PART HERS, YOU KNOW? 194 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:37,840 SO SHE HAS A HOME TO COME HOME TO. 195 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:40,210 I MEAN, I KNOW SHE HAS YOUR PLACE, BUT-- 196 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,750 THAT'S A REALLY NICE GESTURE, AND I'M SURE SHE'LL LOVE IT. 197 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:43,950 AND YOU TOO. 198 00:07:43,950 --> 00:07:45,580 I WANT YOU TO KNOW, YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME HERE. 199 00:07:46,980 --> 00:07:49,020 OKAY, I'M GONNA GRAB THE REST OF THE STUFF. 200 00:07:49,020 --> 00:07:50,920 UH, DAD? NO MORE HEAVY STUFF. 201 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:51,920 I GOT IT. 202 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:52,920 ( sighs deeply ) 203 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,790 THANKS. 204 00:07:54,790 --> 00:07:55,860 IS THAT LIKE A THING? 205 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:57,190 THEY GET MARRIED, THEY START ACTING 206 00:07:57,190 --> 00:07:58,220 LIKE THEY'RE YOUR PARENTS? 207 00:07:58,220 --> 00:08:00,170 I'M AFRAID SO. 208 00:08:00,170 --> 00:08:02,970 NIKKI SENT ME A LINK TO ONE OF THOSE "I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP" PHONES. 209 00:08:02,970 --> 00:08:03,970 ( laughs ) 210 00:08:03,970 --> 00:08:07,170 SHE WAS KIDDING, BUT SHE WASN'T. 211 00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:09,710 - SO HOW YOU BEEN? - UH, GOOD. 212 00:08:09,710 --> 00:08:11,540 YOU KNOW, GOOD. YEAH, YOU KNOW, GOOD. 213 00:08:11,540 --> 00:08:13,680 PASSING LAWS, TAKING NAMES? 214 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:16,510 YEAH... YEAH. 215 00:08:16,510 --> 00:08:17,840 UH, HOW ABOUT YOU? 216 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,850 I MISS NIKKI. 217 00:08:20,850 --> 00:08:24,820 IT'S JUST SO WEIRD HAVING THE WHOLE HOUSE TO MYSELF. 218 00:08:26,650 --> 00:08:28,600 WELL, YOU SHOULD COME OVER FOR DINNER SOMETIME. 219 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,600 I'D REALLY LIKE THAT. 220 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:31,860 AND YEAH, TOBY'S BEEN SO GREAT. 221 00:08:31,860 --> 00:08:33,200 HE'S BEEN CHECKING UP ON ME. 222 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:36,160 WELL, HE'S REALLY HAPPY NIKKI'S COMING HOME. 223 00:08:41,970 --> 00:08:44,870 NIKKI HASN'T DISCUSSED THIS WITH TOBY YET, 224 00:08:44,870 --> 00:08:49,180 BUT THEY'VE ASKED HER TO STAY ANOTHER SIX MONTHS IN PERU. 225 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:52,650 AND, UH, WHAT IS SHE GONNA DO? 226 00:08:52,650 --> 00:08:54,320 SHE HASN'T DECIDED ANYTHING YET, 227 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:57,620 BUT SHE'S HAVING AN AMAZING TIME THERE, 228 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,190 AND SHE'S NOT READY TO COME BACK. 229 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:02,060 I SEE. 230 00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:03,930 ( clears throat ) 231 00:09:03,930 --> 00:09:05,930 OH, GOD. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M-- I'M SO SORRY. 232 00:09:05,930 --> 00:09:07,790 I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID ANYTHING. IT'S NOT-- 233 00:09:07,790 --> 00:09:10,800 NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? UM, THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME. 234 00:09:19,780 --> 00:09:21,780 YOU LEAVE US ALONE! 235 00:09:21,780 --> 00:09:23,050 WE'LL JUST DO FINE WITHOUT YOU! 236 00:09:23,050 --> 00:09:25,310 YOU DON'T NEED ME. YOU NEED HELP. 237 00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:26,580 GET OUT! 238 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:28,760 GO! 239 00:09:30,290 --> 00:09:31,960 - BABY-- - STOP! 240 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,090 ( car starts ) 241 00:09:34,090 --> 00:09:36,090 ( tires screeching ) 242 00:09:38,730 --> 00:09:40,670 LET'S GO. 243 00:09:40,670 --> 00:09:42,230 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 244 00:09:42,230 --> 00:09:44,600 YEAH. 245 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,830 IT'S JUST DRAMA. IT'S COOL. 246 00:09:45,830 --> 00:09:47,770 ( changing radio stations ) 247 00:09:47,770 --> 00:09:49,780 IS THAT A BRUISE? 248 00:09:49,780 --> 00:09:51,180 IT'S FROM FIELD HOCKEY. 249 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,280 I FORGOT MY DAMN LUNCH. 250 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:01,390 DO YOU WANNA GO BACK AND GET IT? 251 00:10:01,390 --> 00:10:05,250 NO, IT'S COOL. JUST DRIVE. 252 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,940 - YOU DO ALL THESE BY HAND? - YES. 253 00:10:19,940 --> 00:10:21,940 SIR. 254 00:10:21,940 --> 00:10:24,070 I'VE SEEN SO MUCH DIGITAL WORK, 255 00:10:24,070 --> 00:10:27,270 IT'S REFRESHING TO SEE SOMETHING HANDMADE. 256 00:10:27,270 --> 00:10:29,980 UH, MY FRIEND TANK-- HE'S A FOOTBALL PLAYER-- 257 00:10:29,980 --> 00:10:31,120 I GOT REALLY INSPIRED BY HIS PLAYBOOK. 258 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,980 YOU KNOW, ALL THE "X"s AND "O"s. 259 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:35,880 SEE, THAT'S GREAT. 260 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,990 SO MANY APPLICANTS HAVE THE SAME BACKSTORY. 261 00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:42,060 THEY WERE OUTSIDERS. THEY FOUND THEMSELVES THROUGH THEIR ART. 262 00:10:42,060 --> 00:10:47,390 WHATEVER CAN MAKE YOU STAND OUT IS VALUABLE. 263 00:10:47,390 --> 00:10:48,840 I WAS SWITCHED AT BIRTH. 264 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,000 - WERE YOU, REALLY? - TRUE STORY. 265 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,440 WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU. 266 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,900 I'M TALKING ABOUT THINGS YOU DO. 267 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:58,070 I KNOW SIGN LANGUAGE. 268 00:10:58,070 --> 00:11:00,880 A LOT OF OUR APPLICANTS ARE BILINGUAL. 269 00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:05,680 I ALSO, UH... 270 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:07,180 PLAY FIELD HOCKEY. 271 00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:08,890 NO KIDDING. 272 00:11:08,890 --> 00:11:11,290 AN ARTIST WHO'S ALSO AN ATHLETE. 273 00:11:11,290 --> 00:11:14,820 YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY INCLUDE THAT IN YOUR APPLICATION. 274 00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:16,990 IT'S THOSE SORT OF ACTIVITIES 275 00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:19,370 THAT WILL REALLY MAKE YOU STAND OUT. 276 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:25,830 VERY NICE. 277 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,440 John: SO, JENNICE WENT OUT TO GRAB SOME LUNCH. 278 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,410 - COOL. - YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING, UH... 279 00:11:33,410 --> 00:11:36,040 SINCE NIKKI'S NOT COMING HOME FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS, 280 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,910 WHY NOT MAKE THIS PLACE YOUR OWN? 281 00:11:37,910 --> 00:11:40,220 EMBRACE THE SINGLE LIFE? 282 00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:41,820 I'M NOT SINGLE. 283 00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:43,950 I KNOW, BUT, YOU KNOW, BRING YOUR GUITARS OVER, 284 00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:46,290 STAY UP TOO LATE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, 285 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,420 LEAVE YOUR UNDERWEAR EVERYWHERE. ALL THAT. 286 00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:50,200 DAD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO CONVINCE ME 287 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,900 THAT I MADE A MISTAKE MARRYING NIKKI. 288 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:54,830 - THAT'S NOT WHAT-- - NIKKI AND JENNICE ARE FAMILY NOW. 289 00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:57,160 I NEED YOU TO RESPECT THAT. 290 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,970 I DO RESPECT THAT, TOBY. 291 00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:01,010 IT'S BEEN DIFFICULT SOMETIMES, BUT I DO. 292 00:12:01,010 --> 00:12:01,910 WELL, THEN WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? 293 00:12:01,910 --> 00:12:04,370 NIKKI MIGHT NOT 294 00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:06,110 BE COMING HOME WHEN YOU THINK SHE IS. 295 00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:08,270 WHAT? 296 00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:11,020 ( exhales ) 297 00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:12,880 SHE TOLD JENNICE THAT SHE'S BEEN ASKED 298 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:13,880 TO EXTEND HER STAY. 299 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,780 WELL, SHE DIDN'T TELL ME THAT. 300 00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:21,890 I THINK YOU NEED TO TALK TO YOUR WIFE. 301 00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:26,960 ( rock music playing ) 302 00:12:33,470 --> 00:12:36,900 THIS WAS A TWO-ACTOR ADAPTATION OF "TITUS ANDRONICUS" 303 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:37,900 WITH LIVE SNAKES. 304 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,910 I JUMPED OUT OF A PIE. 305 00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:41,450 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ACTUALLY DID THAT. 306 00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:43,880 AND WE WEREN'T EVEN PAID. 307 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,880 RENZO HAD NO ROOM FOR MISERY, THOUGH. 308 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:47,410 HE WAS GETTING BUSY 309 00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:48,990 WITH A HOT DELIVERY BOY. 310 00:12:48,990 --> 00:12:50,890 HE WAS NOT A DELIVERY BOY. 311 00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:52,390 HE WAS A NOVELIST 312 00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:53,820 AND A DELIVERY BOY. 313 00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:54,960 ( phone vibrates ) 314 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,160 I DIRECTED A VERSION OF SHAKESPEARE'S-- 315 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,220 OH, HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 316 00:12:57,220 --> 00:13:00,070 HELLO? 317 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,570 - YEAH... - WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR 20 MINUTES. 318 00:13:02,570 --> 00:13:03,900 WE'RE CATCHING UP. 319 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:06,170 AREN'T I SUPPOSED TO BE PITCHING MY IDEA? 320 00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:10,010 YEAH, WE'RE GONNA GET THERE. BUT SHE HATES IT WHEN I PUSH MY FRIENDS' BOOK IDEAS ON HER. 321 00:13:10,010 --> 00:13:11,480 WHAT AM I DOING HERE? 322 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:14,840 YOUR IDEA IS BRILLIANT. I'M GETTING TO IT, TRUST ME. 323 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,180 THANKS. 324 00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:17,280 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 325 00:13:18,850 --> 00:13:20,850 OKAY, SO GUESS WHAT. KATHY HERE'S A WRITER. 326 00:13:20,850 --> 00:13:23,020 AND HER TWO DAUGHTERS WERE SWITCHED AT BIRTH, 327 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:24,920 AND SHE WROTE THIS REALLY INCREDIBLE BOOK ABOUT IT, 328 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:27,850 AND IT DID REALLY WELL. AND NOW SHE'S GOT A NEW BOOK IDEA. 329 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,230 AND I KNOW YOU HATE IT WHEN I DO THIS, 330 00:13:29,230 --> 00:13:31,300 BUT THIS IS A REALLY GREAT IDEA, AND YOU GOTTA HEAR IT. 331 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:34,000 ( sighs ) OKAY. I'M LISTENING. 332 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,160 I GET SO SICK OF URBAN ENNUI. 333 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,830 LET'S HEAR SOMETHING KANSAS. 334 00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:43,140 OKAY. ( chuckles ) 335 00:13:43,140 --> 00:13:45,310 WELL, I JUST STARTED TAKING TAP DANCING LESSONS 336 00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:47,140 A COUPLE WEEKS AGO. AND THAT'S WHERE I MET 337 00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:48,240 RENZO. 338 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,380 AND IT WAS SO INVIGORATING. 339 00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:51,850 SO HERE'S MY IDEA-- 340 00:13:51,850 --> 00:13:54,620 I TRY 40 NEW THINGS AND I WRITE ABOUT THEM. 341 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,880 PARASAILING, TROUT FISHING, 342 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:57,950 TURKISH BATHS. 343 00:13:57,950 --> 00:13:59,930 ALL KINDS OF EXCITING THINGS. 344 00:13:59,930 --> 00:14:01,930 I HAVE WRITTEN UP A TREATMENT 345 00:14:01,930 --> 00:14:03,030 AND A FEW SAMPLE CHAPTERS. 346 00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:05,360 - SO-- - ADORABLE, CHARMED, LOVE IT. 347 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,090 JUST BOUGHT IT FROM SOMEONE ELSE. 348 00:14:07,090 --> 00:14:08,860 REALLY? 349 00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:10,540 YEAH. 350 00:14:10,540 --> 00:14:12,200 "SPORTY IN YOUR 40s." 351 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,040 OH... 352 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,300 MINE WAS "40 IN YOUR 40s." 353 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:19,110 YOU GOT ANY OTHER IDEAS? 354 00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:20,350 WELL, I-- 355 00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:24,110 NOTHING FLESHED OUT. 356 00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:27,110 SO I GUESS, UM... 357 00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:28,960 THIS IS IT. 358 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,200 HEY, THERE. 359 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,270 MY MOM WENT OUT OF TOWN FOR THE WEEKEND, 360 00:14:46,270 --> 00:14:48,200 AND SHE MADE ENOUGH LASAGNA FOR A MONTH. 361 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,410 NO, THANKS. 362 00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:52,510 YOU THINK I COULD BORROW YOUR CAR? 363 00:14:52,510 --> 00:14:54,280 WHAT? NO. WHY? 364 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,040 MY MOM-- SHE DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR WORK. 365 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,110 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 366 00:14:57,110 --> 00:14:58,240 SHE ISN'T ANSWERING THE PHONE. 367 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,220 I GOTTA GO LOOK FOR HER. 368 00:15:00,220 --> 00:15:03,250 I'M A REALLY GOOD DRIVER, AND I PROMISE I'LL BE BACK FOR PRACTICE THIS AFTERNOON. 369 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,520 I PROMISE. PLEASE. 370 00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:15,930 THANK YOU. 371 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:24,110 HEY, NIK, IT'S ME, UH, AGAIN. 372 00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:29,280 SO, I GUESS JUST CALL ME BACK WHENEVER YOU GET THIS. 373 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,680 HEY! 374 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,450 COOL PAD, BRO. 375 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,220 A CACTUS? 376 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:37,250 IT'S A SUCCULENT. 377 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,130 I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 378 00:15:39,130 --> 00:15:42,290 IT WAS BETWEEN THIS OR PLACEMATS. 379 00:15:42,290 --> 00:15:44,330 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATER IT, LIKE, EVER. 380 00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:45,630 THANKS. 381 00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:53,000 OKAY, HERE'S THE THING. I NEED... 382 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,540 TO GET BACK ON THE FIELD HOCKEY TEAM. 383 00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:57,470 - BUT YOU QUIT. - YES, I KNOW. 384 00:15:57,470 --> 00:16:00,750 BUT I HAD A MEETING WITH A PRATT RECRUITER TODAY, 385 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:04,550 AND IT TURNS OUT I NEED TO DIVERSIFY MY EXTRA-CURRICS. 386 00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:06,180 NO. 387 00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:08,310 YOU ALREADY BACKED OFF THE TEAM. 388 00:16:08,310 --> 00:16:09,660 I CAN'T JUST PUT YOU BACK ON. 389 00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:12,290 YOUR DECISIONS AFFECT OTHER PEOPLE. 390 00:16:12,290 --> 00:16:14,160 WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 391 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:17,160 YOUR TEAM NEEDED YOU, AND YOU FLAKED OUT. 392 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,690 I KNOW, BUT... ( sighs ) 393 00:16:18,690 --> 00:16:22,400 I THOUGHT I HAD TO BE ALL "ART OR NOTHING," AND I WAS WRONG. 394 00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:26,270 I SHOULDN'T HAVE DROPPED OUT, I'M SORRY. 395 00:16:28,370 --> 00:16:31,240 PLEASE, I REALLY REALLY NEED THIS. 396 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,380 ( sighs ) 397 00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:34,440 WE'RE RUNNING SOME DRILLS THIS AFTERNOON. 398 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:36,240 YOU CAN FILL IN FOR GOALIE. 399 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,780 GOALIE? 400 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,790 ISN'T THAT A PRETTY PROMINENT POSITION? 401 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:42,120 YOU SURE YOU WANT ME DOING THAT? 402 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,490 WELL, MINDY WANTS A BREAK. 403 00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:47,750 AND IF YOU CAN PROVE TO ME THAT YOUR HEART IS STILL IN IT, 404 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,400 THEN I MIGHT LET YOU BACK ON THE TEAM. 405 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,300 OHH! 406 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,260 YOU'RE THE BEST. 407 00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:55,600 I PROMISE I'LL BRING THE HEAT. 408 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,200 WHATEVER THAT MEANS. 409 00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,440 HEY, WHY DOESN'T MINDY WANT TO BE GOALIE ANYMORE? 410 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:03,110 UH, SHE'S TIRED OF GETTING HIT BY BALLS. 411 00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:06,210 UH, I DON'T WANT THAT EITHER. 412 00:17:06,210 --> 00:17:09,620 WELL, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT IN A LITTLE PRACTICE BEFORE THIS AFTERNOON. 413 00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:11,620 ( indistinct chatter ) 414 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:15,820 THANKS AGAIN FOR HELPING ME OUT TODAY. 415 00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:17,380 YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD FRIEND. 416 00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:18,720 NO PROB. IT'S GONNA BE FUN. 417 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,260 OKAY, SO, TAKE YOUR PLACE IN THE NET. 418 00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:22,430 PARDON? 419 00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:24,090 ( chuckles ) OKAY. 420 00:17:24,090 --> 00:17:25,530 HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA BLOCK. 421 00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:26,630 FROM THERE TO THERE. 422 00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:27,660 AND IMAGINE LIKE A FOOT 423 00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:29,570 - ABOVE YOUR HEAD TOO. - OKAY. 424 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,500 I GOT IT. 425 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,170 READY? 426 00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:35,170 HA! AS I'LL EVER BE. 427 00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:36,700 OKAY. 428 00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:37,700 OKAY-- OH, SORRY. 429 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,510 BAD DODGEBALL MEMORIES. 430 00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:41,310 ALL RIGHT, FIRST THINGS FIRST: 431 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,550 YOU CAN'T BE SCARED OF THE BALL, OR THE BALL WILL KNOW. 432 00:17:43,550 --> 00:17:45,210 HOW WILL THE BALL KNOW? 433 00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:47,350 TRUST ME, IT'LL KNOW. OKAY? 434 00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:49,490 SO, REMOVE THE FEAR. 435 00:17:49,490 --> 00:17:51,420 PLUS, YOU'RE GONNA BE COVERED IN SO MUCH PADDING. 436 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:53,320 IMAGINE THAT YOU'RE WRAPPED IN A MATTRESS. 437 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,790 FACE THE BALL WITH FURY. 438 00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:57,460 OKAY, YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 439 00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:58,590 I GOT IT. 440 00:18:01,630 --> 00:18:03,270 DUDE! TRICKERY! 441 00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:05,170 THAT IS SO NOT FAIR. 442 00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:07,630 THAT'S LESSON NUMBER TWO. REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY. 443 00:18:07,630 --> 00:18:09,380 THE PLAYER'S PROBABLY GONNA TRY TO FAKE YOU OUT. 444 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,810 YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON THEIR STICK. 445 00:18:10,810 --> 00:18:12,380 IT'LL HELP YOU PREDICT WHERE THEY'RE GONNA GO. 446 00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:14,410 KNOW THE FUTURE-- GOT IT. GO AGAIN. 447 00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:17,310 NO! OOH! ( screams ) 448 00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:19,750 - ( laughing ) NICE ONE! - I ALMOST GOT IT! 449 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,120 THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 450 00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:26,420 HEY, SO, UM, AFTER THE DRILLS... 451 00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:28,420 DO YOU WANT TO, LIKE, GRAB A LITTLE BARBECUE? 452 00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:29,560 YEAH, LET'S DO IT. 453 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,900 ALL RIGHT. 454 00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:36,460 OKAY, SO, GET GUSSIED UP. 455 00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:39,240 AND I'LL MEET YOU IN 20 MINUTES, OKAY? 456 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,370 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I'M JUST GONNA STAY IN. 457 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,410 - I'M REALLY TIRED, SO-- - VERY FUNNY. 458 00:18:43,870 --> 00:18:44,870 YOU OKAY? 459 00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:48,410 IT'S JUST THAT WE CAME ALL THE WAY HERE 460 00:18:48,410 --> 00:18:50,480 TO NEW YORK, AND IT WAS OVER IN 30 SECONDS. 461 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,180 YOU HAD ONE BRILLIANT IDEA. 462 00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:54,480 YOU'LL HAVE ANOTHER. 463 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,350 WHAT IF I DON'T? 464 00:18:56,350 --> 00:19:00,490 THE GIRLS ARE GONNA BE GONE NEXT YEAR, TOBY'S MOVING OUT. 465 00:19:00,490 --> 00:19:03,390 WHAT AM I GONNA DO, SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE REDECORATING? 466 00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:05,460 OH, HONEY. 467 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:08,390 OKAY, SO, HERE'S THE PLAN. 468 00:19:08,390 --> 00:19:09,940 WE ARE GONNA FRESHEN UP, 469 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,200 THEN WE'RE GONNA GO DOWNTOWN, GET YOU SOME MARC JACOBS HEELS 470 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,570 YOU CAN BARELY WALK IN. 471 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:16,840 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT EXACTLY WHAT A "CRONUT" IS. 472 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:20,510 AND WE'RE GONNA MEET LYDIA AND HER GIRLFRIEND, WE'RE GONNA HAVE DRINKS. 473 00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:22,950 WE ARE HERE, AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN. 474 00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:26,350 YEAH? 475 00:19:26,350 --> 00:19:28,210 YES. 476 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,520 ( both chuckle ) 477 00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,820 WE'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE. 478 00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:35,360 OKAY, THESE ARE GOOD FOR ONE FREE CAR DETAIL. 479 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,860 GO HARD ON 'EM. ALL RIGHT? 480 00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:37,860 THANKS FOR DOING THIS. 481 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,470 HAVE YOU SEEN SHAREE? 482 00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:45,500 NO. UH, BUT I'M SURE SHE'LL BE HERE. 483 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,340 ( snickers ) 484 00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:54,380 ( rock music playing ) 485 00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:56,240 THIS IS ME 486 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,310 GIVING IT MY ALL. 487 00:19:59,350 --> 00:20:01,320 OKAY. 488 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,320 LET'S GET YOU TO THE NET. 489 00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:10,800 HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 490 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,630 I HAD A MEETING CANCEL, AND I THOUGHT I'D COME CHECK YOU GUYS OUT. 491 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,500 IS IT OKAY IF I WATCH? 492 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,330 OH, IT'S-- WE'RE JUST-- 493 00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:19,710 IT'S NOT MUCH OF ANYTHING. WE'RE JUST RUNNING DRILLS. 494 00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:21,240 I WANNA SEE YOU AND BAY IN ACTION. 495 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,010 I PROMISE, YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M HERE. 496 00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:25,270 OKAY. ( exhales ) 497 00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:26,740 - HEY. - HEY. 498 00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:29,420 I'M SERIOUS-- IF SHE'S NOT HERE IN FIVE MINUTES 499 00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:30,480 SHE'S OFF THE TEAM. 500 00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:35,320 IF WHO'S NOT HERE? 501 00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:37,650 SHAREE. 502 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,330 SHE'LL BE HERE. 503 00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:53,400 - READY? - All: BREAK! 504 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,040 ( electronic music playing ) 505 00:20:59,850 --> 00:21:01,980 Toby: ALL RIGHT, LADIES... 506 00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:03,010 LET'S GO! 507 00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:04,280 ♪ WAR ♪ 508 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,880 ( whistle tweets ) 509 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:06,950 ♪ THIS IS WAR... ♪ 510 00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:08,750 COME ON, HUSTLE! KEEP IT UP! 511 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:09,820 ♪ TAKE NO PRISONERS... ♪ 512 00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:11,520 COME ON, PLAY DEFENSE! LET'S GO! 513 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,760 ♪ CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON... ♪ 514 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,920 COME ON, BAY! LOOK SHARP! 515 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:21,430 BAY! YOU'RE LETTING THOSE BALLS GO RIGHT PAST YOU. 516 00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:22,430 ( whistle tweets ) 517 00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:23,730 BAY! 518 00:21:23,730 --> 00:21:25,430 WHAT WAS THAT?! 519 00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:28,930 DAPHNE, EYE ON THE BALL. 520 00:21:28,930 --> 00:21:30,680 SORRY. I'M SORRY. 521 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:31,810 WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT? 522 00:21:31,810 --> 00:21:33,840 I KNOW THAT YOU CAN TAKE THESE GIRLS. 523 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,940 THEY'RE FAST, BUT YOU'RE SMARTER. 524 00:21:35,940 --> 00:21:38,310 I'M JUST DISTRACTED. 525 00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:40,950 YOU NEED TO BE THE FORCE OF YOU AND SHAREE. 526 00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:43,820 GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME. 527 00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:44,920 I'LL TRY. 528 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,790 HEY, CHECK THIS OUT, KENNISH! 529 00:21:47,790 --> 00:21:50,100 ( cheering ) 530 00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:54,860 ( giggles ) 531 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,810 I GUESS YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HIM YET. 532 00:22:00,810 --> 00:22:03,640 OH, YOU DIDN'T TELL EMMETT FOR LIKE EIGHT YEARS. 533 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,810 ( cheering continues ) 534 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,420 YOU ARE A MATTRESS! 535 00:22:10,420 --> 00:22:11,820 I AM A MATTRESS! 536 00:22:14,820 --> 00:22:16,880 YEAH! 537 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,960 WHOO-HOO! COME ON, BAY! 538 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,830 - OKAY. - OKAY, SO INSERT FIGURE "A," 539 00:22:22,830 --> 00:22:24,660 WHICH IS THE LONG, FLAT ONE, I THINK. 540 00:22:24,660 --> 00:22:27,990 - OKAY. - INTO SECTION 17... 541 00:22:27,990 --> 00:22:32,140 WITH SCREW TYPE-- MATCHES "W." 542 00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:34,000 OKAY, THAT SOUNDS DOABLE. 543 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,370 BUT I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 544 00:22:36,370 --> 00:22:39,510 IT'S UPSIDE-DOWN. OH, MY GOD. 545 00:22:39,510 --> 00:22:41,850 OKAY. OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? 546 00:22:41,850 --> 00:22:43,910 I'M RETIRING AND I'M GIVING UP. 547 00:22:43,910 --> 00:22:45,050 - ( laughing ) - OH, COME ON. 548 00:22:45,050 --> 00:22:46,510 - SERIOUSLY. - NO. 549 00:22:46,510 --> 00:22:47,850 IF NIKKI'S NOT COMING HOME, 550 00:22:47,850 --> 00:22:49,860 TOBY DOESN'T NEED A BOOKCASE ANYWAY. YOU KNOW WHY? 551 00:22:49,860 --> 00:22:52,560 HE LIKES TO KEEP HIS BOOKS IN A PLACE CALLED, 552 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,720 - "ALL OVER THE FLOOR." - ( phone beeps ) 553 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,590 WELL, NIKKI'S O.C.D. CLEAN, IF THAT HELPS ANY. 554 00:22:57,590 --> 00:22:59,900 ( phone beeps ) 555 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,900 IS SOMETHING WRONG? 556 00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:03,870 UH, IT'S NOTHING. 557 00:23:03,870 --> 00:23:07,930 IT'S JUST THIS GUY I WAS GONNA SEE TONIGHT JUST BAILED ON ME. 558 00:23:07,930 --> 00:23:10,810 IT'S OKAY. NOW I CAN DO WHAT I WANTED TO DO ANYWAYS. 559 00:23:10,810 --> 00:23:12,080 WHAT WAS THAT? 560 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,610 FIND A BAR THAT'S PLAYING THE FIGHT, 561 00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:17,740 ORDER MYSELF A NICE SCOTCH, MAYBE SOME CURLY FRIES. 562 00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:18,940 THE MANNY PACQUIAO FIGHT? 563 00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:19,950 - YEAH. - YOU'RE GONNA WATCH THAT? 564 00:23:19,950 --> 00:23:22,120 - YEAH. - I'M GONNA WATCH IT. 565 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,550 YOU CAN JOIN ME IF YOU WANT. 566 00:23:24,950 --> 00:23:26,990 YEAH, SURE. 567 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:29,050 Toby: ALL RIGHT! 568 00:23:29,050 --> 00:23:30,960 ( pop music playing ) 569 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,900 ( whistle tweets ) 570 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,030 - OH! - ( whistle tweets ) 571 00:23:39,030 --> 00:23:41,970 FOUL. HACKING. FREE SHOT. 572 00:23:41,970 --> 00:23:43,910 - FREE WHAT? - PENALTY SHOT. 573 00:23:43,910 --> 00:23:45,940 Bay: WAIT, I'M SORRY. WHAT'S GOING ON? 574 00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:46,940 WHY IS EVERYONE GOING BACK THERE? 575 00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:48,870 TOBY, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 576 00:23:48,870 --> 00:23:49,880 BAY, YOU GOT THIS. 577 00:23:51,550 --> 00:23:53,620 KNOW THE FUTURE! 578 00:23:53,620 --> 00:23:54,980 ♪ I'M NOT A CHAMPION ♪ 579 00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:59,020 ♪ BUT I AM, I AM, I AM THE ONE YOU WANT ♪ 580 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:02,630 ♪ I'M NOT, I'M NOT, I'M NOT A CHAMPION ♪ 581 00:24:02,630 --> 00:24:05,990 ♪ BUT I AM, I AM, I AM THE ONE YOU WANT ♪ 582 00:24:05,990 --> 00:24:09,160 ♪ I'M NOT, I'M NOT, I'M NOT A CHAMPION... ♪ 583 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:10,240 ( whistle tweets ) 584 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,740 ♪ BUT I AM, I AM... ♪ 585 00:24:12,740 --> 00:24:13,900 ♪ I'LL BE THE ONE YOU WANT... ♪ 586 00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:17,000 ( Daphne and Bay cheer ) 587 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,870 ( all cheering ) 588 00:24:22,610 --> 00:24:23,610 I DID IT! DID YOU SEE THAT? 589 00:24:23,610 --> 00:24:25,710 I THINK I UNDERSTAND SPORTS NOW. 590 00:24:25,710 --> 00:24:26,980 HA! WHOO! 591 00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:28,880 ( light cheering ) 592 00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:32,020 SO, AM I ON THE TEAM? 593 00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:34,590 YEAH. NICE WORK OUT THERE. 594 00:24:34,590 --> 00:24:36,020 THAT WAS AWESOME! 595 00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:37,920 HA-HA, YAY ME. YOU CAN PUT ME DOWN NOW, THANK YOU. 596 00:24:39,970 --> 00:24:41,730 STILL WANNA GET THAT BARBECUE? 597 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,000 TOTALLY, YEAH. 598 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,530 UM, OR MAYBE... 599 00:24:44,530 --> 00:24:45,930 UH, TOBY, HEY! 600 00:24:45,930 --> 00:24:47,870 WHY DON'T WE ALL GO BACK TO YOUR PLACE 601 00:24:47,870 --> 00:24:50,740 FOR LIKE A CELEBRATORY PIZZA PARTY THING? 602 00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:51,780 ALL OF US? 603 00:24:54,740 --> 00:24:55,740 WHAT THE HELL. 604 00:24:55,740 --> 00:24:56,840 PARTY AT MY PLACE. 605 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,010 ( all cheering ) 606 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:01,120 SO GOOD. 607 00:25:03,050 --> 00:25:04,890 YOU GUYS DID SO GREAT. 608 00:25:04,890 --> 00:25:05,890 THANKS. 609 00:25:05,890 --> 00:25:08,750 UH, I NEED TO BORROW YOUR CAR. 610 00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:09,800 WHAT? WHY? 611 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,300 I LENT MINE TO SHAREE. 612 00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:12,800 YOU DID WHAT? 613 00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:15,760 SHE REALLY NEEDED IT. 614 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:16,830 SHE PROMISED SHE'D BE RIGHT BACK. 615 00:25:16,830 --> 00:25:17,930 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 616 00:25:17,930 --> 00:25:19,260 PLEASE. 617 00:25:19,260 --> 00:25:21,670 I JUST WANNA GO TO HER HOUSE 618 00:25:21,670 --> 00:25:22,670 AND SEE IF SHE'S OKAY. 619 00:25:22,670 --> 00:25:24,170 "OKAY" HOW? 620 00:25:24,170 --> 00:25:27,170 WHAT IS GOING ON? 621 00:25:27,170 --> 00:25:28,670 I DON'T KNOW. 622 00:25:28,670 --> 00:25:31,320 I PICKED HER UP THIS MORNING, AND HER MOM'S BOYFRIEND 623 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,620 CAME STORMING OUT OF THE HOUSE. 624 00:25:33,620 --> 00:25:35,650 AND I SAW A BRUISE. 625 00:25:36,780 --> 00:25:38,620 OKAY, I'M COMING WITH YOU. 626 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,630 ( rock music playing ) 627 00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:55,800 HEY! IT'S THE HALF-PINT HERO. 628 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,170 IN THE FLESH. 629 00:25:57,170 --> 00:25:59,850 I'M SORRY. WE HAD TO STOP FOR SOME SUPPLIES. 630 00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:02,710 THESE GUYS ARE INCAPABLE OF HEARING THE WORD "PARTY" 631 00:26:02,710 --> 00:26:04,710 AND NOT IMMEDIATELY PAIRING IT WITH "MALT LIQUOR." 632 00:26:04,710 --> 00:26:06,680 HUH. WELL, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T SERVE IT TO THOSE IN HIGH SCHOOL, 633 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,180 - I THINK YOU'RE GOOD. - TOTALLY. 634 00:26:08,180 --> 00:26:11,220 HEY, UH, YOU WERE REALLY INCREDIBLE OUT THERE TODAY. 635 00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:13,590 OH, IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOUR AGGRESSIVE, 636 00:26:13,590 --> 00:26:14,720 YET EFFECTIVE COACHING METHODS. 637 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,590 WELL, HEY, ANYTIME. 638 00:26:16,590 --> 00:26:17,590 I LIKE HANGING WITH YOU. 639 00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:20,730 COOL. UH, YOU SHOULD GRAB SOME PIZZA. 640 00:26:20,730 --> 00:26:21,930 I GOTTA GO TALK TO THE COACH. 641 00:26:21,930 --> 00:26:23,630 YEAH. 642 00:26:30,210 --> 00:26:32,780 SO YOU HAD SEX ON A PLANE? HO-HUM. 643 00:26:32,780 --> 00:26:35,940 HEY, IT WAS A SIX-SEATER CESSNA, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 644 00:26:35,940 --> 00:26:37,110 - YEAH! - YEAH. 645 00:26:37,110 --> 00:26:39,180 WHERE WAS THE PILOT? 646 00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:41,120 FLYING THE PLANE. 647 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:44,950 - OH. OH! - ( all laugh ) 648 00:26:44,950 --> 00:26:47,790 OKAY, DON'T LOOK NOW. BUT THAT GIRL AT THE BAR 649 00:26:47,790 --> 00:26:49,020 WITH THE ACTUAL DRAGON TATTOO, 650 00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:50,200 IS TOTALLY CHECKING YOU OUT. 651 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,130 WHAT?! ME? 652 00:26:52,130 --> 00:26:53,730 OH, MY GOD. I WAS KIDDING. 653 00:26:53,730 --> 00:26:54,830 I WAS KIDDING. 654 00:26:54,830 --> 00:26:56,200 OH, MY GOD, YOU HAVE TO LIGHTEN UP. 655 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,700 A VODKA MARTINI FOR THE LADY. 656 00:26:58,700 --> 00:26:59,970 PLEASE. 657 00:26:59,970 --> 00:27:03,210 YOU KNOW WHAT? ME AND VODKA IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. 658 00:27:03,210 --> 00:27:06,010 WHICH MEANS IT'S THE BEST IDEA. 659 00:27:06,010 --> 00:27:08,140 WAIT. OH, MY GOD. ACTUALLY... 660 00:27:08,140 --> 00:27:09,980 SHE'S CHECKING YOU OUT FOR REAL. 661 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,720 WOW. 662 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,020 - SHE'S REALLY PRETTY. - GORGEOUS. 663 00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:21,260 SENATOR KENNISH BETTER WATCH HIS BACK. 664 00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:23,760 OOH! 665 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,830 I GET WHY SHE WANTS TO STAY LONGER. 666 00:27:25,830 --> 00:27:28,830 THAT'S NOT THE POINT. THE POINT IS THAT SHE DIDN'T EVEN TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. 667 00:27:28,830 --> 00:27:30,940 WELL, MAYBE SHE WAS GOING TO, 668 00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:33,440 BUT SHE WAS JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT. 669 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,100 THERE'S BEEN PLENTY. 670 00:27:40,050 --> 00:27:42,880 MAYBE THINGS ARE GOING SO GREAT BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU THAT... 671 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,210 SHE DIDN'T WANNA RUIN IT WITH BAD NEWS. 672 00:27:44,210 --> 00:27:45,810 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 673 00:27:45,810 --> 00:27:49,250 IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEBODY, THEN YOU'LL BE HONEST WITH THEM. 674 00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:50,720 ( phone buzzes ) 675 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,990 FINALLY. HERE SHE IS. 676 00:27:55,460 --> 00:27:56,460 HEY. 677 00:28:00,070 --> 00:28:01,730 ( all chuckling ) 678 00:28:01,730 --> 00:28:04,700 SO I KNEW THESE TWO BASEBALL PLAYERS FROM THE ROYALS. 679 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:06,800 - AND THEIR WIVES... - WHICH ONE? 680 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,130 - DON'T GET EXCITED YET. - ( laughter ) 681 00:28:08,130 --> 00:28:10,710 - WHO DECIDED THAT THEY WANTED TO SWAP. - OKAY. 682 00:28:10,710 --> 00:28:12,980 SO, THEY'RE OUT ON THE ROAD, 683 00:28:12,980 --> 00:28:15,780 AND THEY HAVE ONE OF THOSE $800 DINNERS. YOU KNOW? 684 00:28:15,780 --> 00:28:17,810 WITH THE LOBSTER AND A SIDE OF STEAK. 685 00:28:17,810 --> 00:28:19,950 AND THEY DRINK, NOT THREE, 686 00:28:19,950 --> 00:28:22,250 - BUT FOUR BOTTLES OF CHATEAU LAFITE. - UH-OH. 687 00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:23,920 - WANT. - OF COURSE. 688 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,720 THEN THEY GO BACK TO THEIR HOTEL, 689 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,150 WHERE THEY CONVENIENTLY HAVE ROOMS RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER. 690 00:28:28,150 --> 00:28:29,350 AND THEY SWAP. 691 00:28:29,350 --> 00:28:32,130 - ( gasps ) - MM-HMM... 692 00:28:32,130 --> 00:28:35,730 BUT ONE OF THE PLAYERS HAD BEEN DABBLING IN STEROIDS, 693 00:28:35,730 --> 00:28:38,760 SO WHEN IT CAME TIME TO SEAL THE DEAL, 694 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,410 LET'S JUST SAY HE WASN'T EXACTLY BATTER'S UP. 695 00:28:41,410 --> 00:28:44,270 ( all laugh ) 696 00:28:44,270 --> 00:28:49,070 SO THE DISAPPOINTED WIFE GOES NEXT DOOR TO JOIN THE OTHER COUPLE. 697 00:28:49,070 --> 00:28:50,980 BUT LO AND BEHOLD, IT TURNS OUT, 698 00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:53,820 THAT THE WOMEN WERE WAY MORE INTO EACH OTHER. 699 00:28:53,820 --> 00:28:55,080 - ( gasps ) - THIS IS AWESOME. 700 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,020 ♪ I LOVE IT! ♪ 701 00:28:57,020 --> 00:28:59,890 THEY LOCK THE HUSBANDS OUT. AND THE HUSBANDS SPEND THE NIGHT 702 00:28:59,890 --> 00:29:02,490 SLEEPING HEAD TO TOE IN THE OTHER ROOM, 703 00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:05,160 WHILE THE LADIES ARE... 704 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,530 OHH! 705 00:29:06,530 --> 00:29:08,490 - ( laughter ) - LOVE IT. 706 00:29:08,490 --> 00:29:10,170 HERE'S THE CLINCHER. 707 00:29:10,170 --> 00:29:12,100 - THERE'S A CLINCHER. - UH-OH. 708 00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:15,270 BOTH COUPLES STILL MARRIED. NO ONE SPEAKS OF IT. 709 00:29:15,270 --> 00:29:17,040 UNTIL NOW. ME. 710 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,040 - AAH! - I'M SPEAKING OF IT. 711 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,110 ( laughter ) 712 00:29:20,110 --> 00:29:21,110 BAD ME! 713 00:29:22,810 --> 00:29:24,180 DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE OF THOSE STORIES? 714 00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:25,810 OH, GOSH, TONS. 715 00:29:25,810 --> 00:29:27,180 I MEAN... 716 00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:29,350 BECAUSE THAT BOOK... 717 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:30,390 I WOULD BUY. 718 00:29:30,390 --> 00:29:32,360 - ( gasps ) - REALLY? 719 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,520 - YEAH! - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 720 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:41,830 ( Daphne sighs ) 721 00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:45,500 ( exhales ) I DON'T SEE YOUR CAR. 722 00:29:47,530 --> 00:29:49,300 THAT'S HER MOM. 723 00:29:57,110 --> 00:29:58,110 HI. 724 00:29:58,110 --> 00:30:00,590 SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. 725 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:03,020 NO, NO PROBLEM. CAN I HELP YOU? 726 00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:05,820 I'M SHAREE'S FRIEND, DAPHNE. THIS IS MY MOM. 727 00:30:05,820 --> 00:30:06,820 HI. 728 00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:09,860 OH, YES, DAPHNE. 729 00:30:09,860 --> 00:30:12,230 THE GIRL'S WHO'S BEEN DRIVING MY BABY TO SCHOOL. 730 00:30:12,230 --> 00:30:14,530 I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT. 731 00:30:14,530 --> 00:30:18,360 UM, DAPHNE WAS JUST A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT SHAREE. 732 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:21,040 SO SHE WANTED US TO CHECK IN. 733 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,310 UM, SHE MISSED HER FIELD HOCKEY PRACTICE TODAY. 734 00:30:24,310 --> 00:30:27,610 SHE SHOULD BE HOME SOON. 735 00:30:27,610 --> 00:30:29,310 Y'ALL HUNGRY? 736 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,020 I'M MAKING GUMBO. 737 00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:34,380 IT WAS JUST GONNA BE THE TWO OF US, 738 00:30:34,380 --> 00:30:36,120 BUT IT'D BE SO MUCH NICER WITH GUESTS. 739 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:39,960 UM, WE JUST WANTED TO CHECK IN. 740 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,960 SHAREE NEVER BRINGS HER FRIENDS OVER, 741 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,560 AND I ALWAYS TELL HER THAT SHE SHOULD, SO I INSIST. 742 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,060 COME ON IN, PLEASE. PLEASE. 743 00:30:46,060 --> 00:30:47,490 I'M JUST GONNA GET THE REST OF THESE. 744 00:30:48,630 --> 00:30:50,140 OH, HERE. LET ME HELP. 745 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:52,400 OH, THANK YOU. 746 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:53,400 YOU'RE A GEM. 747 00:30:54,570 --> 00:30:56,570 THANK YOU. 748 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,650 COME IN. 749 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:03,150 I'M A CAT LOVER, AS YOU CAN SEE. 750 00:31:03,150 --> 00:31:05,210 ( kisses, meows ) 751 00:31:06,510 --> 00:31:09,250 THEY'RE PROBABLY HIDING. ( laughs ) 752 00:31:09,250 --> 00:31:10,360 DON'T MIND THEM. 753 00:31:23,470 --> 00:31:26,570 OH, S-SORRY ABOUT THE MESS. 754 00:31:26,570 --> 00:31:30,410 I WAS JUST SO SICK OF LOOKING AT THAT WALL. 755 00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:33,480 I-- I JUST NEEDED SOME MORE ROOM. 756 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,310 YOU KNOW? 757 00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:36,610 ( all chuckle lightly ) 758 00:31:36,610 --> 00:31:38,280 WHY DON'T YOU ALL MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME? 759 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,190 AND JUST PUSH ALL THIS STUFF ASIDE, AND WE'RE GONNA EAT. 760 00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:41,350 IS SOMETHING BURNING? 761 00:31:41,350 --> 00:31:43,520 OHH... 762 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,350 I LEFT THE BROTH ON WHEN I WENT TO GET SOME MORE SHRIMP. 763 00:31:46,350 --> 00:31:47,550 LET ME GO CHECK. 764 00:31:47,550 --> 00:31:48,550 EXCUSE ME. 765 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:54,500 SHE LEFT THE STOVE ON? 766 00:32:02,570 --> 00:32:04,170 SO IT'S LIKE "REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BASEBALL." 767 00:32:04,170 --> 00:32:06,210 GLAMOUR MEETS SMUT MEETS SPORTS. 768 00:32:06,210 --> 00:32:08,710 I KNOW! IT'S FANTASTIC. 769 00:32:08,710 --> 00:32:11,220 "NINE INNINGS OF GREY." TOTALLY. 770 00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:14,150 THIS IS SO EXCITING. 771 00:32:14,150 --> 00:32:15,620 THIS COULD BE HUGE. 772 00:32:15,620 --> 00:32:17,220 FIRST A BOOK, THEN A MOVIE. 773 00:32:17,220 --> 00:32:18,550 THERE COULD BE DOLLS. 774 00:32:18,550 --> 00:32:21,360 - I HAVEN'T EVEN SAID YES YET. - SHH. 775 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,360 ( gasps ) 776 00:32:36,270 --> 00:32:38,240 WHAT SHOULD WE DO? 777 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:39,740 I'M NOT SURE. 778 00:32:42,150 --> 00:32:43,980 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 779 00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:46,050 - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? - I'M REALLY SORRY. 780 00:32:46,050 --> 00:32:48,310 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CALL YOU. 781 00:32:48,310 --> 00:32:51,190 HEY, BABY. DINNER'S ALMOST READY. 782 00:32:51,190 --> 00:32:53,220 MOM, WHAT THE HELL? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL DAY? 783 00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:55,260 I AM FINE. 784 00:32:55,260 --> 00:32:58,190 I AM MAKING YOUR GRANDMA'S GUMBO. 785 00:32:58,190 --> 00:33:00,200 YOU CAN'T JUST NOT SHOW UP FOR WORK. 786 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,430 YOUR BOSS IS REALLY PISSED. 787 00:33:01,430 --> 00:33:03,030 ( exhales ) 788 00:33:03,030 --> 00:33:04,170 WE SHOULD GO. 789 00:33:04,170 --> 00:33:05,600 NO! NO. 790 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,570 PLEASE STAY. 791 00:33:07,570 --> 00:33:09,500 I INVITED THEM TO STAY. 792 00:33:12,780 --> 00:33:14,440 GUMBO'S ALMOST READY. 793 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,310 I JUST GOTTA FINISH SHELLING THE CRABS. 794 00:33:16,310 --> 00:33:18,280 YOU KNOW? 795 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,490 WORKING AS-- AS FAST AS I CAN HERE. 796 00:33:22,420 --> 00:33:27,120 MAYBE I SHOULD HELP? 797 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,120 ( exhales ) 798 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:30,600 THE MORE THE MERRIER. 799 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,130 ( chuckling ) 800 00:33:33,130 --> 00:33:34,360 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. 801 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,630 I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT I THINK THIS IS. 802 00:33:36,630 --> 00:33:38,300 IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S ON DRUGS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 803 00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:40,140 WHAT WAS THE FIGHT THIS MORNING? 804 00:33:40,140 --> 00:33:42,210 HER BOYFRIEND LEFT. 805 00:33:42,210 --> 00:33:44,440 HE'S A REALLY GOOD GUY. HE JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. 806 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,270 TAKE WHAT? 807 00:33:46,270 --> 00:33:49,270 SOMETIMES SHE'S UP, SOMETIMES SHE'S DOWN. 808 00:33:49,270 --> 00:33:51,250 SOMETIMES SHE'S SO DOWN, SHE TRIES TO HURT HERSELF, 809 00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:53,350 AND I-- I HAVE TO STOP HER. 810 00:33:53,350 --> 00:33:55,480 WE SHOULD TALK TO SOMEONE. SOMEONE AT CARLTON. 811 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:56,780 HELL NO. 812 00:33:56,780 --> 00:33:58,750 I GOT IT. 813 00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:00,290 IF YOU WANNA BE A FRIEND TO ME, 814 00:34:00,290 --> 00:34:01,260 YOU'LL LEAVE THIS ALONE. 815 00:34:03,090 --> 00:34:04,490 PROMISE YOU'LL LEAVE THIS ALONE. 816 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,340 HEY, MOM. 817 00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:14,670 UM, I JUST REMEMBERED WE SAID WE'D HAVE DINNER 818 00:34:14,670 --> 00:34:16,540 WITH THE KENNISHES. 819 00:34:16,540 --> 00:34:20,070 RIGHT. 820 00:34:20,070 --> 00:34:22,410 MAYBE A RAIN CHECK. 821 00:34:22,410 --> 00:34:24,550 Y'ALL ARE WELCOME HERE ANYTIME. 822 00:34:24,550 --> 00:34:26,480 YOU KNOW, JUST COME BY ANYTIME. 823 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,290 AW, SHAREE. 824 00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:37,290 THESE ARE GOOD PEOPLE HERE, SHAREE. 825 00:34:37,290 --> 00:34:39,290 YEAH. 826 00:34:46,330 --> 00:34:48,400 ( rock music playing loudly ) 827 00:35:02,420 --> 00:35:03,420 HEY. 828 00:35:03,420 --> 00:35:05,290 HEY. 829 00:35:05,290 --> 00:35:07,290 WHAT ARE THEY DOING? 830 00:35:07,290 --> 00:35:09,390 UM, DON'T MIND THEM. THEY'RE IDIOTS. 831 00:35:09,390 --> 00:35:11,300 - THE VERY DEFINITION. - YEAH. 832 00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:12,560 ARE YOU HAVING FUN? 833 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:13,560 YEAH. 834 00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:16,230 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 835 00:35:16,230 --> 00:35:17,700 YEAH, SURE. AREN'T WE TALKING NOW? 836 00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:23,140 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS. 837 00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:24,410 UH... 838 00:35:24,410 --> 00:35:25,670 SO I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT. 839 00:35:28,410 --> 00:35:29,810 I SEE YOU AS A FRIEND. 840 00:35:29,810 --> 00:35:31,680 AND-- AND THAT'S IT. 841 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:32,920 AND I-- I JUST 842 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,280 WANNA MAKE SURE THAT I'M BEING CLEAR. 843 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,320 YEAH. 844 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,180 NO, TOTALLY. I CAN RESPECT THAT. 845 00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:41,560 I THINK YOU'RE SO GREAT. 846 00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,690 I REALLY DO. I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT. 847 00:35:43,690 --> 00:35:45,160 AND I'VE NEVER HAD A GUY FRIEND BEFORE. 848 00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:46,190 AND YOU ARE JUST SO-- 849 00:35:46,190 --> 00:35:48,590 THAT'S COOL. 850 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,240 UH. ( chuckles ) 851 00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:53,340 I THINK I SHOULD HEAD OUT. 852 00:35:53,340 --> 00:35:55,340 OH, NO NO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO. 853 00:35:55,340 --> 00:35:57,400 NO, IT'S-- I GOT AN EXAM TOMORROW. 854 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,270 I HAVEN'T STARTED STUDYING FOR IT YET, SO... 855 00:35:59,270 --> 00:36:01,350 HEY, THANKS FOR THE INVITE. 856 00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:04,350 TANK, WAIT. 857 00:36:06,850 --> 00:36:08,310 ( groans ) 858 00:36:08,310 --> 00:36:09,310 Tank: OH, MY GOD, BAY. 859 00:36:14,290 --> 00:36:15,790 SOMEBODY CALL 9-1-1. 860 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,270 COME ON. THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR. 861 00:36:22,270 --> 00:36:23,600 DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT LET YOUR WIFE RUN OFF 862 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,700 TO NEW YORK WITH ANOTHER MAN? 863 00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:28,200 - A MAN WHO WEARS FESTIVE BOWTIES. - ( laughs ) 864 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,580 AND LIKE YOU'RE DOING ANY BETTER, 865 00:36:30,580 --> 00:36:33,240 HANGING OUT WITH A GUY WHO CANCELS ON YOU AT THE LAST MINUTE? 866 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:35,440 COME ON, WE GOTTA FIND YOU SOMEONE BETTER. 867 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,440 TRUST ME, 868 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:37,580 THERE'S NO ONE LEFT. 869 00:36:37,580 --> 00:36:38,880 ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE TAKEN. 870 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,890 I'M SURE THAT'S NOT TRUE. 871 00:36:42,850 --> 00:36:45,620 - GUESS WHAT. - WHAT? 872 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:48,290 I SAW YOU PLAY ONCE BACK IN THE DAY. 873 00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:49,820 - REALLY? - MM-HMM. 874 00:36:49,820 --> 00:36:52,900 THIS WAS '91? 875 00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:54,260 A RANGERS GAME. 876 00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:56,500 I DROVE DOWN TO TEXAS TO SEE A FRIEND, 877 00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:59,860 AND WE CAUGHT A GAME. 878 00:36:59,860 --> 00:37:02,540 YOU WERE INCREDIBLE. 879 00:37:04,510 --> 00:37:06,840 YEAH. 880 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,970 CAN'T PLAY LIKE THAT ANYMORE. 881 00:37:08,970 --> 00:37:10,980 I BET IT'S STILL IN THERE SOMEWHERE. 882 00:37:13,350 --> 00:37:14,350 AHH. 883 00:37:14,350 --> 00:37:15,550 NOPE. 884 00:37:15,550 --> 00:37:16,650 ALL WASHED UP. 885 00:37:16,650 --> 00:37:18,680 OH, COME ON. 886 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:19,780 SERIOUSLY. 887 00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:22,490 SO WASHED UP IN FACT, 888 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:25,630 THAT THE REPUBLICAN COMMITTEE 889 00:37:25,630 --> 00:37:27,790 DECIDED IN THEIR INFINITE WISDOM 890 00:37:27,790 --> 00:37:31,800 TO DISINVITE ME FROM NASHVILLE THIS WEEKEND. 891 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:35,300 SEEMS A WIFE NEEDED A SEAT ON SENATOR RUE'S PLANE. 892 00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:37,640 ( chuckles ) 893 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,980 "JOHN, DO YOU MIND HOPPING A COMMERCIAL FLIGHT? 894 00:37:40,980 --> 00:37:43,010 SURELY YOU UNDERSTAND." 895 00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:45,810 WELL, SCREW THEM. 896 00:37:45,810 --> 00:37:48,710 YEAH. 897 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:53,060 ( phone rings ) 898 00:37:56,890 --> 00:37:58,320 HEY, WES. 899 00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:59,790 NO NO, IT'S NOT TOO LATE. 900 00:37:59,790 --> 00:38:01,930 I'M HERE FOR YOU. WHAT DO YOU NEED? 901 00:38:01,930 --> 00:38:04,470 WHAT'S THAT QUOTE? UH... 902 00:38:04,470 --> 00:38:07,800 "I DON'T WANNA BE A PART OF ANY CLUB THAT WOULD HAVE ME AS A MEMBER." 903 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,480 WHO SAID THAT? 904 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,710 SOMEBODY DEFINITELY SAID THAT. 905 00:38:12,710 --> 00:38:13,710 ( both chuckling ) 906 00:38:13,710 --> 00:38:15,380 SOMEBODY? 907 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:16,540 WELL, THAT'S REAL HELPFUL. 908 00:38:16,540 --> 00:38:18,540 WELL, YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. 909 00:38:22,820 --> 00:38:25,050 HONESTLY, IT MAKES SENSE 910 00:38:25,050 --> 00:38:26,920 TO ME THAT THEY'RE-- 911 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:33,960 OH, NO. I'M HERE. 912 00:38:38,660 --> 00:38:39,900 I'M-- I'M SO SORRY. 913 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:41,010 NO, ME TOO. I-- 914 00:38:41,010 --> 00:38:42,770 UH. 915 00:38:42,770 --> 00:38:43,770 I SHOULD GO. 916 00:38:45,910 --> 00:38:47,110 I'M-- 917 00:38:47,110 --> 00:38:49,010 - HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. - YEAH, Y-- 918 00:38:49,010 --> 00:38:51,050 I-- 919 00:38:51,050 --> 00:38:53,050 ( door opens, closes ) 920 00:39:01,830 --> 00:39:02,990 HEY. 921 00:39:02,990 --> 00:39:04,930 I THOUGHT YOU WERE RIGHT BEHIND ME. 922 00:39:04,930 --> 00:39:06,890 OH, UH, SORRY. 923 00:39:06,890 --> 00:39:11,740 I HAD TO TAKE A CALL FROM WES. 924 00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:15,400 I HEATED UP SOME OF KATHRYN'S LASAGNA IF YOU'RE HUNGRY. 925 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,470 I GOTTA GO FINISH MY CIV PAPER. 926 00:39:17,470 --> 00:39:18,940 DAPHNE, WAIT. 927 00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:22,950 WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SHAREE. 928 00:39:22,950 --> 00:39:26,650 BUT I PROMISED I WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 929 00:39:26,650 --> 00:39:28,650 I DON'T THINK THAT'S AN OPTION. 930 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,960 WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT, OKAY? 931 00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:34,960 I SHOULD HAVE KEPT MY DISTANCE. 932 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,020 YOU TOLD ME YOU SAW A BRUISE. 933 00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:41,770 SHE SAID IT WAS FROM TRYING TO STOP HER MOM FROM HURTING HERSELF. 934 00:39:41,770 --> 00:39:44,670 HONEY, NO KID SHOULD EVER HAVE TO DEAL 935 00:39:44,670 --> 00:39:45,830 WITH THAT ALL BY HERSELF. 936 00:39:45,830 --> 00:39:48,130 HER MOM IS MENTALLY ILL. 937 00:39:48,130 --> 00:39:49,970 I DON'T KNOW WITH WHAT. 938 00:39:49,970 --> 00:39:51,980 BUT SHE'S NOT WELL. 939 00:39:53,910 --> 00:39:54,910 SHAREE NEEDS HELP. 940 00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:58,910 SHE SAID SHE COULD HANDLE IT. 941 00:40:00,490 --> 00:40:01,920 THIS IS NOT OUR BUSINESS. 942 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,090 UH, WHEN YOU STARTED DRINKING AGAIN, 943 00:40:04,090 --> 00:40:06,090 WOULD YOU HAVE WANTED OTHER PEOPLE TO BUTT IN? 944 00:40:06,090 --> 00:40:08,890 IF YOU HAD ASKED ME A FEW YEARS BACK, 945 00:40:08,890 --> 00:40:09,890 I WOULD SAY YOU'RE RIGHT. 946 00:40:11,630 --> 00:40:13,200 BUT HONESTLY, 947 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,200 WHEN BAY DIDN'T MIND HER OWN BUSINESS, 948 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,660 SHE SAVED MY LIFE. 949 00:40:23,510 --> 00:40:24,810 BUT I PROMISED. 950 00:40:24,810 --> 00:40:27,610 I KNOW, I KNOW. 951 00:40:30,110 --> 00:40:33,850 YOU ARE TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING. 952 00:40:33,850 --> 00:40:36,880 BUT SOMETIMES... 953 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,780 PROMISES NEED TO BE BROKEN. 954 00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:45,890 WILL YOU HELP ME MAKE THE CALL? 955 00:40:45,890 --> 00:40:47,660 OH, OF COURSE. 956 00:40:47,660 --> 00:40:49,660 OF COURSE. 957 00:40:51,970 --> 00:40:53,840 ( sighs ) 958 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,840 OH, UH, NOTHING MUCH. 959 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:57,940 YOU KNOW, UH, JUST, 960 00:40:57,940 --> 00:40:59,940 UH, HUNG OUT, WATCHED THE FIGHT. 961 00:40:59,940 --> 00:41:01,880 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 962 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,050 What did you do tonight? 963 00:41:03,050 --> 00:41:04,980 I SOLD A BOOK IDEA. 964 00:41:04,980 --> 00:41:07,480 - WE'RE HERE, UH, CELEBRATING. - Oh, great. 965 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,650 - I WANNA HEAR ALL ABOUT IT. - Okay. 966 00:41:09,650 --> 00:41:12,220 WELL, UM, IT'S A-- KIND OF A-- 967 00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:13,220 OH, SWEETIE, HOLD ON. 968 00:41:15,260 --> 00:41:16,490 OH, CAN I CALL YOU RIGHT BACK? 969 00:41:16,490 --> 00:41:17,490 THAT'S TOBY ON THE OTHER LINE. 970 00:41:17,490 --> 00:41:18,490 Sure. 971 00:41:18,490 --> 00:41:20,630 BYE. 972 00:41:20,630 --> 00:41:22,930 YEAH. 973 00:41:22,930 --> 00:41:25,630 WHAT? WHERE IS SHE? 974 00:41:29,130 --> 00:41:31,540 Toby: OKAY, DAD'S ON HIS WAY. 975 00:41:33,940 --> 00:41:36,110 JUST SIT TIGHT, OKAY? I GOT YOU. 976 00:41:36,110 --> 00:41:37,280 WANT SOME WATER OR ANYTHING? 977 00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,980 I-- I DON'T KNOW. 978 00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:42,050 YOU DID SOME JOB ON THIS, HUH? 979 00:41:42,050 --> 00:41:45,520 SHOULD I BE, LIKE, FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW? 980 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:52,030 UH, ONCE WE GET YOU STITCHED UP, YOU SHOULD BE OKAY. 981 00:41:52,030 --> 00:41:54,030 YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 982 00:41:54,030 --> 00:41:55,800 Paramedic: FEMALE, 17 YEARS OLD, DEEP LACERATION 983 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,700 TO THE RIGHT HAND. TRANSPORTING HER TO COUNTY. 984 00:41:58,700 --> 00:42:00,000 E.T.A. 10 MINUTES. PARENTS HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED. 985 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,840 I'M REALLY GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 986 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:03,940 YEAH, OF COURSE. 987 00:42:07,570 --> 00:42:09,040 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT SOME WATER OR ANYTHING? 988 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,880 OR LIKE A REALLY SINCERE HUG? 989 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,880 ( chuckles ) I THINK I'M GOOD, THANKS. 990 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:13,980 CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE? 991 00:42:13,980 --> 00:42:15,150 ( laughs ) 992 00:42:15,150 --> 00:42:16,680 OW. 993 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:17,880 AW, LOOK AT YOU... 994 00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,150 ( indistinct ) 995 00:42:19,150 --> 00:42:22,860 ♪ OH, SHE WANTS TO KNOW I'M SAFE ♪ 996 00:42:22,860 --> 00:42:25,160 ♪ SHE NEEDS ME. ♪ 68845

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