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I don't smell like
rotten bananas.
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I smell like
rotten banana bread.
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Big difference.
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[chattering
in native language]
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All righty.
Three holiday orcs.
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I'll launch a jolly rocket
to the opposite tree line.
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Yeah, some exploding trees
should distract them.
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All right. Lyle, you head to
the east side of the clearing--
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- Once you're in position--
- Guys, stop.
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Seriously?
We are just fighting
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leaked monsters from the game.
We're not playing chess.
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Let's just run up in there,
and go animal style--
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Whoo!
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[all yelling]
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[roaring]
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[yelling continues]
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[growling]
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[all yelling]
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- Did you see that?
- Oh, that's animal style.
That's my style.
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[bones crunch]
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Oh, that sounded
like a pelvis.
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It was!
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Oh, the barbarian just
ripped that orc's arm off!
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He's straight-up beating him
with his own arm!
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Ohh!
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Aaah!
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[shouting]
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- Heads up!
- [crack]
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Oh! Did you see that?
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- That's the actual head!
- Yes, it was!
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[grunts]
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You are the man!
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- [grunts]
- [clapping]
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Outstanding!
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I like your style,
big guy.
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Act first,
ask questions never.
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Probably should keep
a safe distance
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from the guy who's doing
the dismembering.
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That's a high-level rampaging
mountain barbarian.
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Possibly the only creature
more unpredictable
than you, Dante.
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[yells]
Bet you didn't expect that.
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[speaking gibberish]
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Uh, guys,
what is he doing?
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He likey your face.
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Uh, I likey my face.
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Everyone likey my face.
That's why I moisturize.
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Stop. Stop. Stop it!
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Can we keep him, Wyatt?
I promise to feed him
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and walk him and let him
just smash stuff every day.
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He's not a Border collie.
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He's a maniacal maniac who
leaked from a digital dimension.
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[Dante]
He's a sweetheart.
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- [Wyatt]
He's not a sweetheart.
- What's the harm?
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Uh, are you crazy?
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My calendar's full, okay?
This is spirit week.
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I got photo shoots,
pep rallies.
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The cheerleaders
are decorating my locker
as we speak.
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I don't have time
to barbarian-sit.
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Yeah. I don't have
any of that stuff.
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But first period's
in 15 minutes,
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and we are not
bringing him with us.
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Great. So he's cool
to come with us.
We'll get a leash.
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Get a leash. Yeah,
we'll need that
when we bard him.
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Yes. Great plan.
Bard the fool.
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Destroy him and send him
back to the game?
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- [sniffing]
- He helped us.
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You don't reward
that kind of behavior
with a dirty beat-down!
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Look, it will
be painless...ish.
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And, uh, he'll respond
in the game.
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[whirring]
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[speaks gibberish,
chuckles]
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[cat meows]
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- Meow.
- [meows]
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Where did that come from?
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[speaks gibberish,
laughs]
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It's only until
after school.
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Then we'll come get you
and figure out what to do, okay?
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Kitty's purr tickles,
doesn't it?
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[laughs]
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- [speaking gibberish]
- This is madness.
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[bell rings]
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Clean-cut Maggie. Whew.
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Hey, Maggie,
need a new drummer for choir?
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There's no drummer in choir.
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So I'm in?
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Okay.
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Here. Take a picture with me.
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[singsong voice]
Yearbook.
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A-whoo.
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You can't bail
on me now, Reggie.
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We only have 36 hours left
till the dance competition.
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- And as class president,
- [scoffs]
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I have to set an example
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by crushing the competition.
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I'm exhausted.
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Strength conditioning,
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muscle memory training,
yoga.
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I got a rash
from the stress.
That's just--
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- Do not ask where.
- I'm not.
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Here. My doctor
gave me a note. Rash.
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Well, I have a note
for you, too.
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Your step ball change
is sloppy,
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and you need to buy a belt
or start wearing underwear.
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My personal recommendation
is both!
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Wyatt, you're my
new dance partner.
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No way.
Not since the summer camp
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dance recital disaster
of '07.
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Oh, come on.
It couldn't have been
that bad.
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A girl died, Angie.
Died in my arms.
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Of embarrassment, that is.
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But I really need your help.
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I can still
hear their laughter.
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I'm not taking no
for an answer.
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- [bell rings]
- Wyatt, I--
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I'm taking your running away
as a yes!
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Practice starts at 4:00.
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[chattering]
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[scoffs]
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[Female Teacher]
Okay, students.
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Super-fascinating class today.
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Everyone pull out their copy
of Fun with Phoenician Theorems.
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Night, ladies.
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[laughs]
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[sighing]
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[knocking]
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[Teacher]
Dante?
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[knocking continues]
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- Dante?
- [no audible dialogue]
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- Dante!
- [screams] Butterscotch!
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Don't hurt me.
[whimpering]
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[clearing throat]
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- Who's your friend?
- Hmm?
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- Uh...
- [speaks gibberish]
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He's, uh-- He's a bar--
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He's Bob...Ararian.
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His sister's a librarian.
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[chuckling]
Yeah, seriously.
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Weird how life
works out that way.
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He's, uh, my parole officer.
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Yeah. He's gotta shadow me
to make sure I don't go crazy
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and rip it up
or something.
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- Court ordered.
- You're dangerous, Dante.
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I like dangerous.
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[chuckling] Oh, Maggie,
you've got issues.
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I like issues.
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Try to keep him awake.
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[speaks gibberish]
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[students murmuring]
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[speaks gibberish]
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[whimpering]
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Aahh.
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[laughing]
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- [bones cracking]
- Aaahhh!
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- [grunts]
- [laughter]
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[laughter continues]
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[growls]
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Hey!
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You think that's funny?
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What? No, Big Joe.
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I was the only one
not laughing.
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- Tell him I wasn't--
- Mm-mm.
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- Awesome. Thanks.
- Welcome.
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So because I'm tough,
I can't not be funny?
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Yes. No.
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Can you repeat the question
without the double-negative?
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All right. New question.
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How would you like
to see your eyeballs get
knocked out of your skull?
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I don't know.
Anatomically speaking,
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how would I see my eyeballs
knocked out of my skull?
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Unless the ocular muscle...
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First English, now science?
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You're gonna get
Big Joe'd in quad,
after school.
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[bell ringing]
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Aah!
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[students murmuring]
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[Bob grunting]
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Hey, Big Joe,
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you know what happens
to the bully at the end
of every bully story?
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He gets what's coming to him.
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- You know that, right?
- Yeah.
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You gotta stop talking
and start cowering.
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Bring it.
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[students]
Ooh.
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- Aah.
- Ooh.
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- [bones cracking]
- [students gasping]
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- Thanks, bud.
[- speaks gibberish]
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Bob, Big Joe.
Big Joe, Bob.
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Bob is my cousin
from the Prima region
of the Ankersbank Forest.
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He's got a 75% chance
of a critical hit
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against walking clichés
like you.
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What? You get someone else
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- to fight your battles
for you? Ow.
- Mmm!
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Duh. What am I,
some sort of nube?
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Okay. We're done here.
Bob.
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[speaks gibberish]
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[grunts]
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Try not to rip
both his arms off.
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- Unless you're feeling it.
- [Bob growls]
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How awesome is that guy?
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He made Maggie believe
I'm a wanted man in 15 states
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and two Canadian provinces--
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Minnesota and North Dakota.
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By the way,
Maggie loves bad boys.
[imitates gun firing]
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Yeah. I think you should be
thinking less about Maggie
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and more about
that geography test
you have tomorrow.
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I don't have a geography
test tomorrow.
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You know, I don't know
what I'm more mad about--
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Angie hounding me
to be her new dance partner
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or you guys bringing
the leak to school.
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- [mutters]
- Relax.
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- Bob's amazing.
- Bob?
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- Yeah, that's what
we're calling him-- Bob.
- Bob.
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Ararian.
His sister's a librarian.
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He's actually very useful.
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For what? Face massages?
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As a bodyguard.
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[singsong voice]
And a chick magnet.
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Besides,
if we have leaks,
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we can send him in
as our infantry.
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Yep. He's our knight
in shag-leather armor.
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All right. Okay.
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Okay.
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As long as you guys
keep him away
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from the gold mine,
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then I guess we can keep him.
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We're keeping him!
We're keeping him!
We're keeping him!
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We're keeping him!
We're keeping him!
We're keeping him!
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[grunts]
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[sniffs, grunts]
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[laughing]
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[grunting]
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Why didn't you take him
to your HQ?
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Max kicked us out
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while he was conducting
one of his secret experiments.
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One of the few downsides
of having
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an eccentric billionaire
as your benefactor.
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- [Bob grunts]
- Uh,
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so can he crash here
or what?
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And by "crash here,"
I mean literally.
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I shouldn't have said that.
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Okay. Do your realize
that it's wrong to use this...
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N.P., whatever, as your
little plaything, right?
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He's not a toy.
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Technically, he is.
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Come on, Angie,
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sweetheart, darling,
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mi señorita carretilla.
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Your wheelbarrow señorita?
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Is that what that means?
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- [snickers]
- Well, cut me some slack,
all right?
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I sit behind a major hottie
in Spanish class.
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- She's--
- It's just for one night,
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until we figure
something else out.
254
00:11:00,004 --> 00:11:01,971
You said your family
was out of town?
255
00:11:02,005 --> 00:11:03,697
That's right! He's strong.
256
00:11:03,732 --> 00:11:07,218
He can hunt for you
while they're away.
257
00:11:07,252 --> 00:11:09,496
Yeah. I don't need a hunter
258
00:11:09,530 --> 00:11:12,499
since they invented something
called the grocery store.
259
00:11:12,533 --> 00:11:14,501
He can move furniture
260
00:11:14,535 --> 00:11:16,814
and hold your bed up
while you're sleeping
261
00:11:16,848 --> 00:11:19,713
and rock it
back and forth gently,
like you're on a boat.
262
00:11:19,748 --> 00:11:23,027
That actually sounds fun.
I'd like that.
263
00:11:23,061 --> 00:11:25,167
Yeah. It's awesome.
264
00:11:25,201 --> 00:11:26,547
- ♪ [pop, faint]
- [grunts]
265
00:11:26,582 --> 00:11:28,826
[stomping feet to the beat]
266
00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:32,484
Huh. He's got rhythm.
267
00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:34,832
- [chuckling]
- [continues stomping feet]
268
00:11:36,903 --> 00:11:38,905
I'll take him.
269
00:11:38,939 --> 00:11:40,838
Now shoo.
270
00:11:40,872 --> 00:11:42,563
[chuckling continues]
271
00:11:44,876 --> 00:11:47,430
I see potential.
272
00:11:47,465 --> 00:11:49,743
But first, you need to cut
the seafood out of your diet.
273
00:11:49,778 --> 00:11:51,365
[moans]
274
00:11:58,787 --> 00:12:00,409
Winner.
275
00:12:00,443 --> 00:12:02,825
No, it's three to the right,
276
00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:06,242
hop, pivot, hop,
three to the left.
277
00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:07,761
[speaks gibberish]
278
00:12:07,796 --> 00:12:10,108
Aw. Don't beat
yourself up.
279
00:12:10,143 --> 00:12:11,938
[speaks gibberish]
280
00:12:11,972 --> 00:12:13,594
[chuckles]
Yes.
281
00:12:14,906 --> 00:12:16,149
Legit.
282
00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:18,876
- [grunt]
- [mouths words]
283
00:12:19,877 --> 00:12:21,913
[whispering]
Bob.
284
00:12:21,948 --> 00:12:24,295
[whimpers]
285
00:12:24,329 --> 00:12:26,849
- No-- No--
- [clears throat]
286
00:12:26,884 --> 00:12:29,093
So, uh, yeah,
287
00:12:29,127 --> 00:12:30,957
are we going to burn
some star down tonight?
288
00:12:30,991 --> 00:12:32,579
- 'Cause I was thinking--
- No.
289
00:12:32,613 --> 00:12:33,580
No.
290
00:12:33,614 --> 00:12:34,926
What?
291
00:12:34,961 --> 00:12:37,273
Why is that dude
stroking your face?
292
00:12:37,308 --> 00:12:39,206
Who?
293
00:12:39,241 --> 00:12:41,139
Oh, him. Oh, yeah.
294
00:12:41,174 --> 00:12:43,728
- He's, um...
- [speaks gibberish]
295
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,767
sculpting me
for my Lyle Hugginson
Football Hall of Awesome.
296
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,872
Yeah, this is just
part of his process--
297
00:12:49,907 --> 00:12:51,494
- observing me--
- [whispering] Bob.
298
00:12:51,529 --> 00:12:54,083
...feeling my bone structure,
you know--
299
00:12:54,118 --> 00:12:56,292
ohh, measuring my ear depth.
300
00:12:56,327 --> 00:12:57,811
Yeah, that's nasty.
301
00:12:57,846 --> 00:12:59,813
Don't knock it
till you try it.
302
00:12:59,848 --> 00:13:01,781
Maybe what's in there
tastes like cinnamon.
303
00:13:03,506 --> 00:13:05,681
Nope. Not like cinnamon
304
00:13:05,715 --> 00:13:07,752
or anything else I'd want
to sprinkle on toast.
305
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,478
Good morning, class.
306
00:13:09,512 --> 00:13:11,238
Boo!
307
00:13:11,273 --> 00:13:13,447
Apparently I'll be teaching
to 19 out of 20 of you.
308
00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:15,760
[laughing]
309
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,107
Barbarians.
310
00:13:18,142 --> 00:13:21,352
These scourge
of the fifth century,
311
00:13:21,386 --> 00:13:24,010
these merciless, brainless,
312
00:13:24,044 --> 00:13:27,116
- hedonistic...
- [growls]
313
00:13:27,151 --> 00:13:29,118
[Girl gasps]
314
00:13:29,153 --> 00:13:32,328
thoughtless, ugly hoards
315
00:13:32,363 --> 00:13:34,537
were the most reviled monsters
316
00:13:34,572 --> 00:13:37,609
civilized society
had ever known.
317
00:13:37,644 --> 00:13:40,785
- [growling]
- Whoa, whoa. Easy, easy.
318
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,201
Hey, guys. Wyatt, Dante,
a little help here.
319
00:13:43,236 --> 00:13:45,203
He's not talking
about you, Bob.
320
00:13:45,238 --> 00:13:48,482
[growling]
321
00:13:49,483 --> 00:13:51,278
Okay, okay.
322
00:13:51,313 --> 00:13:54,281
Let's not listen
to Mr. Spinader.
323
00:13:54,316 --> 00:13:57,526
You are a lovely,
tender soul.
324
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,700
Right?
You're twitching, Bob.
325
00:13:59,735 --> 00:14:02,013
Carrying on
with the lesson...
326
00:14:03,394 --> 00:14:04,913
- [gasping]
- Every man for themself!
327
00:14:06,086 --> 00:14:07,122
[grunts]
328
00:14:07,156 --> 00:14:08,502
[roars]
329
00:14:08,537 --> 00:14:10,815
[Dante, Wyatt, Angie shouting]
330
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,403
Bob, stop!
331
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:18,581
Bob, he was just stereotyping.
332
00:14:18,616 --> 00:14:21,343
Not all barbarians
are the same.
333
00:14:21,377 --> 00:14:23,655
[shouting]That was my project.
334
00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:25,002
And you!
335
00:14:26,693 --> 00:14:29,558
How dare you
insult this man's
336
00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:31,353
proud heritage.
337
00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:33,734
Shame on you.Shame!
338
00:14:33,769 --> 00:14:35,736
Uh, I'm sorry.
339
00:14:35,771 --> 00:14:40,569
We, um, celebrate diversity here
at Daventry Hills High School.
340
00:14:40,603 --> 00:14:42,882
I should've been
more sensitive.
341
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,332
Please don't
have me fired.[roaring]
342
00:14:45,367 --> 00:14:46,678
Nooo!
343
00:14:46,713 --> 00:14:48,922
♪ Hush, little Bobby
344
00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:51,787
♪ Don't say a word
345
00:14:51,821 --> 00:14:56,930
♪ Dante's gonna buy you
a brand-new sword ♪
346
00:14:56,965 --> 00:15:02,694
♪ And if that sword
don't slice and dice ♪♪ [students humming]
347
00:15:02,729 --> 00:15:04,731
♪ Dante's gonna
348
00:15:04,765 --> 00:15:06,422
[Wyatt]
Uhh...
349
00:15:06,457 --> 00:15:10,944
♪ Dante's gonna buy you
some beans and rice ♪
350
00:15:10,979 --> 00:15:15,431
♪ And if those beans and rice
351
00:15:15,466 --> 00:15:17,813
♪ Grow cold
352
00:15:17,847 --> 00:15:19,435
That's it!
353
00:15:19,470 --> 00:15:21,265
It's burn time.
354
00:15:21,299 --> 00:15:24,475
Come on! Everybody has
a bad day now and then.
355
00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:25,959
[muttering]
356
00:15:28,997 --> 00:15:31,137
Dude, do you see a piñata?
357
00:15:31,171 --> 00:15:33,139
This is not a birthday party,
it's a going-away party.
358
00:15:33,173 --> 00:15:35,969
Seriously, hurry up, Dante.
Lunch is almost over.
359
00:15:36,004 --> 00:15:38,316
I'm disorienting him.
360
00:15:38,351 --> 00:15:40,663
This is gonna be
very traumatic,
361
00:15:40,698 --> 00:15:42,596
and I don't want him to know
that you're putting him down
362
00:15:42,631 --> 00:15:45,910
like someone's pet ferret
who, yes, may have had rabies,
363
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,671
but was also very cute
and didn't bite.
364
00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:50,673
That often.
[sighs]
365
00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:53,262
Sorry, buddy.
This has nothing
to do with me.
366
00:15:53,297 --> 00:15:56,024
Other than using our friendship
to lure you here.
367
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,303
[speaks gibberish]
368
00:15:59,337 --> 00:16:01,236
I love you, too, Bob.
[sighs]
369
00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:03,997
Why are you making me
do this?
370
00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:12,523
[whirring]
371
00:16:12,557 --> 00:16:13,524
[speaks gibberish]
372
00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:14,732
Now.
373
00:16:18,701 --> 00:16:20,427
[laughs]
374
00:16:20,462 --> 00:16:23,810
[speaks gibberish][Dante laughing]
375
00:16:23,844 --> 00:16:25,501
Ooh. Tasty.
376
00:16:25,536 --> 00:16:28,021
So, uh, apparently Bob
377
00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:30,644
is a little higher level
than we thought.
378
00:16:31,576 --> 00:16:32,922
So we're keeping him?
379
00:16:32,957 --> 00:16:35,028
No.
We're not keeping him.
380
00:16:35,063 --> 00:16:36,685
We need to
take him to Max.
381
00:16:36,719 --> 00:16:39,239
If anyone can figure out
a way to send this guy back,
382
00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:41,621
- he can.
- [belches]
383
00:16:45,107 --> 00:16:47,799
I don't know what
you expect me to do.
384
00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:49,629
You can't destroy him.
385
00:16:49,663 --> 00:16:52,045
There's no way
to get rid of him.
386
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:55,048
Unless you can open
some kind of portal
to the game.
387
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,636
But that would be
incredibly reckless.
388
00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:59,087
You would have to be
some kind of a mad genius
389
00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:01,813
with unlimited funding
and a complete disregard
390
00:17:01,848 --> 00:17:03,229
for anyone else's well-being,
right?
391
00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:04,989
So how close are you
to doing it?
392
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,543
- Weeks. Days, maybe.
- Well...
393
00:17:07,578 --> 00:17:09,200
I'll show you
what I've got so far.
394
00:17:09,235 --> 00:17:11,237
[speaks gibberish]
395
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,760
You have potty trained him,
right?
396
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,420
[grunts]
397
00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:25,665
[belches]
398
00:17:25,699 --> 00:17:26,907
- Ooh.
- [sniffing]
399
00:17:26,942 --> 00:17:28,254
That's possum.
400
00:17:28,288 --> 00:17:29,807
- That's possum.
- [beeping]
401
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:30,842
[whoosh]
402
00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:35,468
I'm still working out
a few of the kinks.
403
00:17:35,502 --> 00:17:37,228
So before we send
your new friend in,
404
00:17:37,263 --> 00:17:38,643
we might wanna do
a test run.
405
00:17:38,678 --> 00:17:40,266
[karate yells]
406
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,681
Now, theoretically,
407
00:17:41,715 --> 00:17:43,683
this watermelon
should appear in the game
408
00:17:43,717 --> 00:17:45,926
where it will
become a tasty snack
for a level-8 orckle.
409
00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:48,136
[laughing]
410
00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:50,345
- [typing]
- It'll appear here.
411
00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:52,174
The problem is...
412
00:17:57,283 --> 00:17:58,870
keeping things in there.
413
00:17:58,905 --> 00:18:00,527
Want to see me
try a pineapple?
414
00:18:00,562 --> 00:18:02,633
- [Lyle, Wyatt] No!
- I'd like to see that.
415
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,255
Maybe if, uh--
if I try it--
416
00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:07,155
Whoa! Girlie, back up.
417
00:18:07,189 --> 00:18:11,124
A, no one codes
on the master's computer
save the master.
418
00:18:11,159 --> 00:18:13,609
You think da Vinci
shared his crayons?
419
00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:17,026
No! Secondly,
if I can't figure it out,
you never will.
420
00:18:17,061 --> 00:18:18,718
I'm a genius.
421
00:18:18,752 --> 00:18:20,271
[roaring]
422
00:18:20,306 --> 00:18:23,067
[Dante, Bob yelling]
423
00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:26,381
Just try not
to pound on the keys.
424
00:18:26,415 --> 00:18:28,728
[yelling continues]
425
00:18:28,762 --> 00:18:30,868
Okay. I think I got it.
426
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:33,388
It looks like
a power supply issue.
427
00:18:33,422 --> 00:18:36,943
- So if this patch works...
- [electricity arcs]
428
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,464
And it does.
Hey, Quarterback,
429
00:18:40,498 --> 00:18:43,639
throw the long ball
with that pineapple.
430
00:18:43,674 --> 00:18:46,332
Right.
[grunts]
431
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,097
- Oh-ho-ho!
- Yeah!
432
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,514
What? No.
I must've done that.
433
00:18:56,549 --> 00:18:59,034
Thanks for letting me
borrow your crayons, Max.
434
00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:01,381
Bob, it's time for you
to go home.
435
00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:03,176
- [grunts]
- What?
436
00:19:03,211 --> 00:19:05,730
That's right.
Back to the game.
437
00:19:05,765 --> 00:19:08,216
- No, we don't have to--
- Lots of unbelievably smooth
438
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,735
- digital faces to pet there.
- [speaks gibberish]
439
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:13,359
It's okay. You'll have
your own thatch hut,
440
00:19:13,393 --> 00:19:16,431
your own dirt bed,
all the grog that you can drink.
441
00:19:16,465 --> 00:19:18,433
[speaks gibberish]
Aaahhh!
442
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:20,193
- [breathing heavily]
- Don't worry, baby.
443
00:19:20,228 --> 00:19:22,126
Don't worry, baby.
We'll text, we'll visit.
444
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,094
We're gonna reign together.
We're gonna do it all, okay?
445
00:19:25,129 --> 00:19:26,579
- Yeah. All right.
- No.
446
00:19:26,613 --> 00:19:28,028
- Yep.
- No!
447
00:19:28,063 --> 00:19:29,927
Hey, what do you think
you're doing?
448
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:31,204
- Ohh!
- Huh?
449
00:19:31,239 --> 00:19:32,688
This is why
we lock doors, people.
450
00:19:32,723 --> 00:19:34,276
What does it look
like we're doing?
451
00:19:34,311 --> 00:19:36,071
Like you're sending
my new dance partner
452
00:19:36,105 --> 00:19:37,452
back into the game.
453
00:19:37,486 --> 00:19:39,212
His act stays here!
454
00:19:39,247 --> 00:19:42,422
Dance partner? You hypocrite.
455
00:19:42,457 --> 00:19:44,976
I need him for a noble cause--
me winning.
456
00:19:45,011 --> 00:19:46,771
No. You're the one
who said he wasn't a toy.
457
00:19:46,806 --> 00:19:49,291
He is a toy, and he's my toy,
and I need him!
458
00:19:49,326 --> 00:19:50,706
- I need him, too!
- No!
459
00:19:50,741 --> 00:19:52,708
No, you are not a toy.
460
00:19:52,743 --> 00:19:55,470
You are a bloodthirsty savage
who listens to no one.
461
00:19:55,504 --> 00:19:58,473
- Get in the portal.
- You are not a savage,
you're an artist.
462
00:19:58,507 --> 00:20:00,578
No, you're a menace
to society.
463
00:20:00,613 --> 00:20:02,615
No, you're the best friend
a boy could ever have.
464
00:20:02,649 --> 00:20:03,926
[shouting]
465
00:20:03,961 --> 00:20:05,445
- My toy!
- [device beeping]
466
00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:08,897
Another leak?
467
00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:11,071
Ohh...
468
00:20:11,106 --> 00:20:13,626
- [yells]
- Uh-oh.
469
00:20:14,868 --> 00:20:16,456
Who's she? Hmm?
470
00:20:16,491 --> 00:20:18,182
Wife.
471
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,737
Huh? Ooh.
472
00:20:21,772 --> 00:20:24,326
- [grunts]
- Aah!
473
00:20:24,361 --> 00:20:26,742
Oh, cute couple.
474
00:20:26,777 --> 00:20:28,848
[whimpering]
475
00:20:36,787 --> 00:20:38,271
[Lyle]
Whew!
476
00:20:38,306 --> 00:20:39,686
But like I said,
477
00:20:39,721 --> 00:20:41,792
that kind of just
worked itself out.
478
00:20:41,826 --> 00:20:44,035
You know, I--
I hate to see him go,
479
00:20:44,070 --> 00:20:47,004
but it seems like
he and his wife
have something just...
480
00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:48,454
really special.
481
00:20:48,488 --> 00:20:51,664
Sorry you lost
your dance partner, Angie.
482
00:20:51,698 --> 00:20:53,666
Ohh.
483
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:55,875
But I found
a new dance partner.
484
00:20:55,909 --> 00:20:57,704
- Well, that's good.
- Future favor.
485
00:20:57,739 --> 00:21:00,673
Oh. Called in.
486
00:21:00,707 --> 00:21:02,122
Wait...
487
00:21:02,157 --> 00:21:04,435
[Boy] Give it up
for Daventry Hills'
488
00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:06,437
own Angie Priesco
and her partner
489
00:21:06,472 --> 00:21:09,302
as they perform
"Celtic Fire."
490
00:21:09,337 --> 00:21:11,787
- What's up with that guy?
- I have no idea.
491
00:21:11,822 --> 00:21:14,514
[applause]
♪ [Irish folk music]
492
00:21:17,655 --> 00:21:20,589
- Is it weird for me
to enjoy this?
- No.
493
00:21:24,490 --> 00:21:26,871
- She's not bad.
- No, she's not bad at all.
494
00:21:30,392 --> 00:21:31,531
[snickering]
495
00:21:31,566 --> 00:21:33,119
[laughter]
496
00:21:35,742 --> 00:21:37,882
Oh, this is fantastic.
497
00:21:37,917 --> 00:21:39,539
Whoo!
498
00:21:39,574 --> 00:21:41,576
[audience clapping along
with rhythm]
499
00:21:41,610 --> 00:21:45,752
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500
00:21:48,376 --> 00:21:49,342
♪ [ends]
501
00:21:49,377 --> 00:21:50,550
Whoo!
502
00:21:50,585 --> 00:21:52,483
Whoo!
That was the best!
503
00:21:52,518 --> 00:21:55,555
- [students shouting]
- [Girl] Good job, Angie!
504
00:21:55,590 --> 00:21:57,177
How do you top that?
505
00:21:57,212 --> 00:22:01,212
[Boy]
Nice dress, Wyatt!
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