All language subtitles for JAG S03E23 Wedding Bell Blues

This way.

Hey, let's go.

We're getting out of here. Yeah, what
about us? Let's out of here.

Come with me.

Has the other guy looked, Lieutenant?

Major.

She doesn't look as bad as he does.

She? It's a long story, ma 'am. Well, it
better be a good one. And what's your

excuse?

Well, you wouldn't believe me if I told
you.

Bud, you're getting married in a few
hours.

I really appreciate you coming down
here, Major. I owe you one.

One? You two owe me a million.

Do you have any idea what the Admiral's
going to say when he hears about this?

Oh, I think you'll understand.

Following in his father's footsteps as a
naval aviator, Lieutenant Commander

Harmon Rabb, Jr. suffered a crash while
landing his Tomcat on a storm -tossed

carrier at sea.

Diagnosed with night blindness, Harm
transferred to the Navy's Judge Advocate

General Corps, which investigates,
defends, and prosecutes the law of the

There, with fellow JAG lawyer Major
Sarah McKenzie, he now fights in and out

the courtroom with the same daring and
tenacity.

that made him a top gun in the air.

I can't believe they detained you,
Admiral.

Thanks, two of us.

Have you seen Harriet, ma 'am? I really
need to explain to her what happened.

I'll skip the explanation button and
throw myself on the mercy of the court.

What exactly happened? I have no idea. I
think it started a couple of days ago

when Rand made the headlines.

Believe me, Admiral, it wasn't me.

Naval aviator ran amok at Washington's
ultra -hip club Vertigo last night,

bringing new meaning to the old song,
What Do You Do With a Drunken Sailor?

The dashing top gun was last seen
mooning police officers before

into the night in full afterburner.

What are you guys looking at me for?

You're the only lieutenant commander I
know with wings and jag and signet on

shoulder boards.

Does kind of look like you, huh?

What do you think, Carolyn?

Ooh, guilty as charged.

It wasn't me, Admiral. For one thing, I
was here with the lieutenant until 2230

last night working on the Holbarth case.

He was, sir.

Yeah, and I don't even have my dress
whites at the moment. They're at the

cleaners.

Harm Rap.

R -A -B -B.

I don't see your name, Ham.

Harm. Ham.

I've been bringing my uniforms here for
three years, Mr. Marvel. Then you should

be in the computer.

Maybe they are under your wife's name.
I'm not married.

Neela!

This handsome young man who's very
single has lost his uniform.

No, I didn't lose my uniform.

You lost my uniform, sir.

Do you have a ticket?

No. Why do you think we give you a
ticket?

It's Lieutenant Commander Harmon Rapp.

Service dress white, naval uniform.

My daughter works too hard. I keep
saying she should go out more. She's

She should have some more fun.

What do you think, Ab?

I think that you should find my uniform,
sir. I have a wedding on Saturday.

965. Next time bring your ticket.

This is not my uniform.

Oh, yes, it is. Naval dress, white
uniform.

These are ancient bars. This is not my
uniform.

What's wrong with this picture?

I can do all the questions.

Bud,

you ready to go over that Crothers file?

Yes, ma 'am.

Is this part of the Crothers file? No,
no, that's a personal file I'm just

to get rid of.

Are you okay, Bud? I'm fine, ma 'am. I'm
just a little nervous, you know, first

case and all.

Of course, it couldn't have anything to
do with the fact that you're getting

married in three days, two hours, and 36
minutes.

May I?

Is this you?

Yeah. I wanted to be a cowboy when I
grew up.

What is all this?

It's just my future file. Pictures of
stuff that I wanted to do in life.

You wanted to be a rabbi?

I wanted to go to the Holy Land.

Cruise across America.

I guess I don't need that now that I
have Harriet.

So why are you throwing it all away?

I'm probably not going to get a chance
to do any of it now that I'm getting

married. Why not?

Marriage isn't about losing your
freedom, bud, despite what you may have

told by Jag's bachelor brigade.

Being married is about...

Having someone to share your dreams
with.

I know Harriet loves to travel, and I
bet she'd look pretty hot on the back of

motorcycle.

Yeah.

Thanks, Major.

You're welcome.

Oh, but you might have to give up the
swimsuit model.

Right.

You've been blessed with the Beaumont
cleavage.

It's a crime to hide it.

Mother, I want something old -fashioned.

This is a wedding, Harriet, not an
antique show. Now turn around, darling,

me see. It's her wedding, and she knows
what she wants.

She has since she was six.

And look where it's got her.

Mother!

I like the one you tried on first,
honey.

Why do you always agree with Harriet?

Just once, I would like for you to agree
with me.

I agree with you, Lydia.

When you're right.

Thank you, Dad.

I am just trying to keep her from making
any more mistakes.

And what was my first mistake, Mother?

Never marry a man named after a dog.

Dad! In Roth v.

Higgins, it defines the elements for
desertion. I think it really gives us

something to go on.

Have you considered going for the lesser
charge?

Unauthorized absence?

Yes. Major, I have an ironclad case.

The penalties are almost the same, bud,
and it's easier to prove.

You don't think I can do it. But Harm
and I were the ones who told the Admiral

that you were ready to be trial counsel.

Maybe you were just being nice.

Okay, let's go for desertion. What have
you got?

I have all the elements to prove intent
to shirk important service.

Stephen Crothers was assigned a garbage
duty when he absented himself without

authority. Well, it's my intent to argue
that all service is important service,

no matter how trivial.

Sir, did you find your uniform?

No. Sir, the wedding's in three days.

I know, bud. And you're my best man.

Bud. Sir, it's a military ceremony. If
you're not wearing your dress whites, I

don't even know if you can go. You
can't.

Relax.

I'll have my dress whites.

Everything will run like clockwork. It's
all going to be fine.

I'm sorry, sir. I'm just not acting like
I usually do.

Yeah, you are. Todd, it's natural for
the groom to be nervous, but you've got

nothing to be worried about.

Harriet's got this wedding plan better
than Desert Storm. What could go wrong?

Larry!

Dad,

please!

Hey, buddy.

Mikey, look at you. You've grown, little
brother.

Who are you two? It's you.

Hey, hey, hey.

You going to introduce your father, or
do I have to do it?

Lieutenant Commander Rabb, Major
McKenzie, this is... Buddy's old man.

Master Chief Roberts, USN, retired.

Well, it's nice to meet you, sir. I've
heard a lot about you, Commander.

And you too, Major.

Too bad about your guy getting shot, but
the world's gone all to hell.

Nice to meet you, Master Chief.

Hey, let's not stand on formality.

My friends call me Bud.

Big Bud.

And this is my brother Mikey.

Sir? Ma 'am?

Sure you can.

Well, you can.

Sorry, sir.

You won't be able to once you enlist. Ma
'am.

So, where's Henrietta?

Harriet. She's getting her wedding dress
altered.

Oh. Taken in or taken out?

Hey, this isn't a shotgun wedding, is
it?

No.

I was just wondering if you took after
your old man, son.

I'm kidding.

It's not funny, Dad.

So, Mikey, your brother tells us you're
going to art school.

Well, I helped you, sir. The Navy taught
me all I ever needed to know, and it'll

do the same for you.

Bud, we have a witness to interview.

Bud's trying his first case tomorrow.

I'm prosecuting.

You're no lawyer.

Any commissioned officer is qualified to
prosecute in a special court martial,

Master Chief.

Especially since Bud passed his mid
-year law finals with honors.

Well,

I guess prosecuting is a lot easier than
defending, huh?

I guess we better get going, Major.

Mikey, it was great seeing you. Hey,
will I get to see you later?

Absolutely. Hey, maybe you will, maybe
you won't. I'm taking Mikey down to

Norfolk to show him what the real Navy's
like. In fact, I may enlist him.

No, you won't, Dad.

Yeah? Why not?

Because I'm in the wedding, right, bud?

Right.

Nice to meet you, Master Chief.

It's what they all say, Major.

That reminds me, Friday night I'm
throwing this little Bon Voyage party

Buddy. A couple of my ex -shipmates will
be there, and I'd like to invite you

and Admiral Chugawagon.

Chegwood.

I'd be delighted to come. Thank you,
sir. I'm sure the Admiral would, too.

It's going to be one of those old
-fashioned crossing the line type

you know.

You have crossed the line, haven't you,
Commander?

Only the equator, sir.

This is not my uniform.

147.

147. This is your uniform.

This is a police uniform.

Mine are Navy dress whites. I'm a JAG
lawyer.

My brother -in -law is the Johnny
Cochran of Calcutta. So don't threaten

ham.

I'm not threatening you, Mr. Marvel. I
just want my uniform.

Look, this belongs to Joe Garvey. I'm
sure he probably has my uniform. You

an address on this guy? Yeah, he's a
good customer.

He's in the computer.

Give me his address.

Can't do that.

Okay,

Ham.

Will you all make an exception?

Thank you.

Don't thank me. Thank my daughter when
you take her out to dinner.

Are you ready, Lieutenant Robert?

Yes, sir, I am.

You may call your first witness.

Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

Government calls Edward Granger to the
stand.

Mr. Granger, you own Metro Fuel.

Yes. And you hired Robert Carruthers as
a mechanic.

Yes. When Robert Carruthers filled out
his employment application, did he tell

you that he was a seaman in the United
States Navy?

No. Thank you, sir. That will be all.

Robbie's a good worker.

Your Honor, the government has no
further questions.

Well, I don't think it's fair that you
don't let me tell the whole story.

I'm going to give you that chance, sir.

Mr. Granger, you say that Mr. Crothers
was a good horse?

Ensign? Yes, sir. Could I speak to you
for one second, sir?

Speak away.

Classified, sir.

Classified. Operation Clove Hitch.

Clove Hitch?

Tying the knot, sir.

That'll be all, Turner.

Aye, sir.

Answer? Ma 'am, do you own an apartment
building at 56 7th Street?

Yes. And is Robert Carruthers a tenant
at that address?

Yes, he is.

For how long?

Nine years.

And about how far away from this
apartment building is Andrew's Air Force

Oh, about six minutes by car.

Thank you, ma 'am. No further questions.

That's all?

Yes, ma 'am. Robbie is my best tenant.

Ma 'am, thank you. That will be all.

Your Honor, the government has no
further questions.

Yes?

Undersecretary Joukowsky's on line one,
Admiral.

Uh, take a message.

He says it's about the Russell hearing,
sir.

Tell him I'll call him back in 15
minutes, Tyner. I'm right in the middle

something.

Mmm.

Mm -hmm.

I'd go with the salmon, the avocado, and
the pate.

What about the caviar, sir?

Too ostentatious.

Ensign, nobody really likes fish eggs.

Oh.

Now get this away from me before I eat
the whole thing.

Thank you, sir.

You don't know how much this means to
me.

Glad I could help.

Sir, if you ever get tired of the Navy,
you could make a fortune as a wedding

planner. Don't spread that around. I'd
hate to have to kill you.

And that's when you pulled Seaman
Carruthers over?

Yes.

And before... Right.

Uh, before you wrote Seaman Carruthers a
ticket for driving without a taillight,

what did you do?

I ran his name through the database to
see if there were any warrants out.

That is standard procedure.

And what did you find? That there was an
outstanding government warrant for the

Seaman's arrest.

Then what did you do?

I placed him under arrest and advised
him of his rights.

Not any time did Seaman Carruthers
inform you that he was an unauthorized

absentee from the Navy or that he was
even a member of the United States Navy?

No, he did not.

Thank you, sir. That will be all.

During the ten years that he was absent,
Seaman Carruthers did not attempt to

turn himself in, even though he lived
six minutes away from a military

He did not reveal that he was in the
service on his employment application.

The only reason Seaman Carruthers came
forward now was that he was arrested.

Seaman Carruthers is guilty of desertion
under Article 85 of the Uniform Code of

Military Justice.

Is the defense ready for judgment?

We are, Your Honor.

In the case of United States v. Seaman
Robert Crothers, United States Navy, we

find the accused guilty of the charge
and specification of desertion.

Congratulations, Counselor.

Mr.

Roberts.

Sir.

The sentencing phase of the court,
Marshal, will begin tomorrow at 0900.

And please leave your cheering section
at home, Lieutenant.

This is a courtroom, not American
gladiators.

Yes, Your Honor.

Sorry, sir.

Looks like Bud did a good job in there.

He had a good teacher.

And he probably got a few pointers from
you, too.

Ha ha.

Nothing changes.

I never met an officer with a sense of
humor.

I thought you were taking Mikey over to
Norfolk.

And miss you playing Matlock?

He did a really good job, bud. Mom would
have been proud.

Proud of what?

Screwing up some poor guy's life who
isn't hurting anybody?

Don't listen to him, bud.

Watch it.

So, uh, when are we going to meet this
girl of yours?

We're having dinner with her tonight.

How's my hair?

You got your mother's hair.

But the Navy's going to take care of all
of that.

Cut it all off in boot.

That looks great, Mike. See you later.

Thank you.

First time I told Bud about the birds
and the bees, he cried.

Thank God he was leaving to go into the
Navy the next day, and I didn't have to

listen to him.

He's just kidding.

Bud, he's never had much luck with the
opposite sex. And do you think Harriet

has?

Hey, I think he did a pretty good job.

Thank you, Mikey.

You're okay in my book.

So, uh, Rollo, I hear you have a yacht.

Well, a small yacht. It is not that
small, Roland.

Big enough for Mikey and me to take a
little shakedown cruise?

Uh, Dad.

Anytime.

I'm gonna take you up on that, Roland.

So what are your plans for the future,
Michael?

Well, my dad wants me to go into the
Navy. Well, the Navy has always been

good for your family.

What do you want to do, Mikey?

You want to draw on the back of menus?

I want to be a cartoonist. Can you beat
that?

Cartoons. Can you make a living doing
that?

Well, Charles Schultz, Scott Adam, and
Gary Larson do. You need something

to fall back on, like welding.

I think Mike should do what he wants to
do.

Follow his bliss.

His bliss?

I'll give him bliss.

A blister is behind if he doesn't go
into the Navy.

No, you're not dead.

Oh, yeah? What are you going to do about
it? Sue me?

He just might.

I understand you won your first case
today.

Congratulations.

Thank you, sir.

I'm sorry.

No, I am sorry. My mother is completely
out of control.

Well, at least your dad isn't throwing
you a bachelor party at a strip club.

Ew. No.

Will you still marry me?

If you back out on me now, I'm going to
kill you.

Dad, you've had too much to drink. What,
are you telling me how to drive?

No, I'm just saying you've had a lot to
drink and you should let me drive. Yeah,

well, I think you should shut up and get
in the car. You can walk.

It was nice to meet your brother and
your dad today.

The Master Chief's a real colorful guy.

Yeah, he's colorful, all right.

Spent enough time with him, he ended up
black and blue.

He's abusive?

Let's just put it this way. His idea of
tough love is bouncing your head against

the wall.

Uh -huh.

If you feel this way about him, bud,
why'd you invite him to your wedding?

He's my dad.

You know how it is.

Harriet thought he should be here. Does
Harriet know he's abusive?

No. No, you can't tell something like
that to your fiancée. I think you might

wrong about that one, but... Abused kids
become abusive parents. I'm afraid that

she'll think that I want to hit our
children. I think Harriet knows you a

better than that.

You try talking to him about it?

He only talks about three things. The
Navy, baseball, and women.

I'm worried about Mikey.

Well, maybe take some action on this.
Bring it out in the open.

I spent a whole lifetime trying to get
away from all that.

I don't know if I could go through it
again.

Stephen Crothers, you have the right to
submit evidence on your behalf in

extenuation and mitigation.

Your Honor, I'd just like to apologize
to the Navy and to my unit members for

what I did. I was young, stupid when I
went UA, and I didn't

know how to fix it.

Thank you, sir.

Mr. Roberts, do you have any argument to
make on sentencing?

Your Honor, given Seaman Carruthers'
conviction of this offense, desertion

10 years, as well as the manner in which
his absence was terminated, the

government submits that his military
service was not honorable and requests a

bad conduct discharge.

The government further recognizes that
since Seaman Carruthers committed that

offense, he's been an upstanding
citizen, an excellent employee, and a

provider for his young family.

It is not the government's desire nor
intent to cause his family to suffer for

Seaman Crothers' youthful folly.

Therefore, the government requests that
there be no forfeiture of pay or

confinement.

Your Honor, I concur with Mr. Roberts'
statement. I find it both just and

compassionate.

Would the defendant please rise?

Seaman Robert Crothers, I hereby
sentence you with a bad conduct

no further punishment.

The court -martial is adjourned.

At a change of heart?

I think you were right, Major. I
shouldn't have gone for desertion.

It's a lot more than a law school
exercise.

I'm impressed, bud.

Come on, I'll buy you a celebratory
cappuccino.

Do you mind if I take a rain check?

I just want to sit here for a minute.

Hi, I'm looking for Joe Garvey.

Why?

There was a mix -up at the dry cleaners.
I wound up with his uniform, and I

think that he has mine.

He doesn't live here anymore.

Are you a pilot?

Sometimes.

What airline?

The United States Navy.

I hear they're good.

You wouldn't happen to know where I
might find Joe, would you?

Well, if he still has a job, he'll be
working nine to midnight at the

It's an alley club off Bedford.

Okay.

By chance, did he leave a set of dress
whites here?

I hope not.

I gave all of his stuff to the Salvation
Army.

I don't care what my mother ordered. I
don't want a mermaid. I want a swan.

No, no, no, you listen to me. Listen,
no.

No, I am getting married in less than 24
hours, so don't tell me about pressure,

okay? I'm about this close to going
bridal.

Now, if I don't see an ice swan on my
buffet table tomorrow, somebody's going

find you floating face down in a
bouillabaisse.

Are you okay, Anson?

Just peachy, Major.

I think that you need to try to relax
and enjoy this, Harriet.

Look, why don't you let me take you out
tonight? We can have a little dinner,

maybe a few laughs.

That'd be fun, but my mom's planning
that stupid girls' night out thing.

Oh, right.

Could it get any worse than that?

You are still coming with me, aren't
you?

I mean, I know it's a lot to ask and
everything.

I am your maid of honor, Harriet. I am
also a Marine. I think I can handle your

mother.

Hmm.

Do you want to go through with it,
Admiral?

No.

Admiral, Commander.

Sorry, I had no idea it was going to be
like this.

Don't worry about it.

Sir, thank you for coming. It really
means a lot to me.

It's the least we could do, bud.

Every condemned man needs his last
hurrah.

You're joking, right, sir?

I mean about the condemned part?

Of course we are, bud.

Marriage is the greatest institution on
earth.

We're envious of you.

Well, then, sir.

Sir. Sir.

Why are you both still single, then?

Envious. Not too... Go ahead.

No, thanks. Take it.

I don't like beer, Dad. What do you mean
you don't like beer? What do you want,

a pineapple with an umbrella in it?

I've got a soda.

Hey, it's time you became a man. Now,
you either take this beer or you're

to... Hey!

He said he didn't want the beer.

Lucky for you, buddy, this is your
bachelor party, because I'm going to cut

some slack.

Go on, Mikey.

You don't have to follow him.

Better than I do, bud.

Okay.

Bud.

I've got to disappear for a while. I've
got to talk to a guy about my uniform.

You still don't have your dress white?

Sir, the wedding is tomorrow. You're my
best man. You don't have your dress

white? I don't even know if you can
comment. Admiral, will you order the

lieutenant to relax?

Relax, Lieutenant.

Aye, aye, sir.

Hey, any of you guys chill, Garvey?

He's on stage.

Hey, this area's off the limit.

Look, the uniform belongs to me, buddy.
I just want the uniform.

Wrong answer.

Hey, pal, look, I don't want any
trouble, all right? I got a wedding in

morning. I need the uniform. Look, I'm
warning you right now, I'm a black belt.

Don't make me hurt you. And I'm warning
you right now, I'm a lawyer. Don't make

me sue you.

Really? Yeah.

You ever handle any sexual harassment
suits?

What?

The owner here's got a bad habit of
pinching me every time I walk past.

Kind of humiliating.

Thanks.

Commander!

Hey!

Commander! I brought you the bandage
diploids.

Oh, oh.

Hey, girls!

Come over and meet Commander Rapp.

Hey, uh, where's Bud?

Oh, that's what I thought. I mean, he
was moving towards the head with one of

the gals.

I didn't think he had it in him myself.

I'll go get him.

Excuse me, ladies.

Say, ladies, you're not going to charge
me extra for this, are you? Uh -huh.

Oh, slow it down.

Commander,

where have you been?

This party's getting out of control.

I'll say.

You see the admiral, bud?

No, they denied my dad's credit card.
The admiral's talking to the club

trying to work it out. Wow.

What's wrong with her? I think she needs
a doctor, sir.

Well, how much did she have to drink?

Nothing. I think it's morning sickness.

You're kidding, right?

No, I have a pregnancy test in my purse.
I was going to do it this afternoon,

but I had a tort file and I just ran out
of time.

You're in law school?

My third year at George Mason.

No way. I'm in my second year. Do you
know Professor Wilkin?

He called me. I hate to interrupt his
campus chat, but I'd like to find the

apple. Where's the manager's office?

Around the corner to the left.

Pardon? Around the corner to the left.
Thanks.

So this is your bachelor party?

Yeah, I'm getting married tomorrow.

So who's the lucky lady?

Mother!

You have to do me a humongous favor and
please take my mother back to her hotel.

The watch is collateral.

320.

Well, I figure you're ready to leave
then, sir.

Very. Hi, I'm Big Bud. Do you want to
hear something, buddy? Why don't we

the lieutenant on the way out, sir?

himself in a bar fight.

Yeah, I know. Remember me?

United States Navy versus Seaman Mouska?

Did I defend you?

Prosecuted. Those handcuffs aren't too
tight, are they? Sir?

Bud, what's going on?

Harry, what are you doing here?

You are getting married in less than
half an hour.

No, Mother, I'm not.

It is not like a Beaumont to quit.

I am not a Beaumont.

I'm an ensign in the United States Navy.

I am sick as a dog, and my fiancé got
beat up by a pregnant stripper last

Hello?

Uh, just a minute.

It's your future husband.

I have no idea who that might be.

She's still getting dressed, but I'll
have her call you when she's ready.

Okay.

Harriet's going to call off the wedding.

She said that?

No, but she won't come to the phone.

But she's probably getting ready.

You know how long it takes a woman to
get ready just to go to the store to buy

milk? This is her wedding day.

I'm sure. She probably started getting
ready yesterday.

You're probably right.

I got it.

Mikey.

Hey, Commander.

Hey, come on in. Where's your dad?

I don't know, sir.

I went to the motel for my club.

Never came home.

Hey, Mike.

Hey, buddy.

You know, I'm...

I'm sorry I ran out on you last night.

What are you talking about?

You would have never left me alone in
the middle of a fight.

Oh, hey, come here.

Okay,

look, we got 15 minutes to get to the
chapel, so let's get these Hollywood

sunglasses off of you and... It was an
accident.

Yeah, the hell it was.

Okay, look, to Harriet and I getting
married, you're going to come live with

all right? You'll go to school here.

Dad wants me to go into the Navy.

The hell with what Dad wants.

Hey, your brother's right, Mike.

You have talent, man. You should pursue
it.

You're both in the Navy.

Doing what we want to do.

Your father was a naval aviator, right,
Commander?

Yeah. And isn't that why you became one?

Probably. My dad's a sailor.

Why couldn't I have had a son?

I don't know why she gets like this. She
was a nice little girl.

Always so well behaved.

Mother.

Why don't you take a walk?

Don't talk to me like that, young lady.

It's just nerves, Mrs. Sims. Give her a
minute to collect herself.

I don't know why you can't be more like
Major McKenzie.

You're going to be okay, Harry.

I feel like I'm going to puke. No,
nonsense.

You're just scared.

I have every reason to be.

All my parents do are fight and bicker.

I don't want my marriage to end up like
that.

Harriet, everyone fights. It's part of
being human.

Yeah, but I want it to be really great.

You probably sound like a sap.

Guess I'd have to agree with that
assessment, Ensign. You are a sap.

You have got the greatest guy who wants
to make you his wife, and you're sitting

here afraid to get up off the couch.

Do you really think we're going to be
happy?

I think that you and Bud are going to be
as happy as two people have a right to

be.

Now get in your dress.

That's an order.

Yes, ma 'am.

Thank you, Major.

You know, if I had a sister, I'd want
her to be just like you.

Thank you, Harriet.

I think that's the nicest thing anyone's
ever said to me.

Well, dear, I'm glad to see you've come
to your senses.

Mother, will you do me a favor?

Anything, darling.

Don't talk to me for the next 24
minutes.

Pardon me?

Mother, this is my day.

This is the husband that I want.

This is the life that I want.

So you can either enjoy the day, and you
can share in my happiness, or you can

sashay your southern bell butt right
back home, and there is no middle

Okay, so how do I look?

Like you went ten rounds with Mike
Tyson.

Come in.

Wow.

Poking like a true robber.

All right, Mikey, let me have a look at
that shiner.

Don't worry, a little cover -up makeup
will hide a multitude of sins.

I'm going to ruin the wedding pictures.

Not once I'm done with you.

Looking good, Major.

It's okay.

Now let me see it.

You look very handsome, Mikey.

How's my hair?

Well, well, well.

I better check on Harriet.

You hit him last night.

You tell him that?

He didn't have to.

He was getting lippy.

It doesn't give you the right to hit
him. It does in my book. I'm trying to

him tough. Like you?

There's a difference between being
strong and being a bully.

It was for your own good. Nobody ever
picked on you, did they? Just guys like

you. Well, I'm sorry if I'm no Mr.
Father Knows Best, but they don't teach

rearing in the Navy.

You made me hate you.

You guys.

You always had food to eat, you had
clean clothes, and you had a roof over

head. We could have gotten that in an
orphanage. Yeah, well, I don't need to

take this from you, Mr. Big Shot
Lieutenant Lawyer. Dad, don't. Yeah,

you going to do about it? Stop it. Yeah,
make me. Dad, don't. You shut up and

keep out of this or I'll close your
other eye.

Don't you ever raise your fist against
Mikey or me again.

Come on, Mikey.

We're getting out of here.

It's Bud's wedding, Dad.

Yeah, well, you have an appointment with
a Navy recruiter. It's not your life.

It's his.

Don't do it, Mikey.

Sorry, Bud.

You'll be seeing us anytime soon.

Mikey, you'll always be welcome in my
life.

But I never want to see you again.

Dearly beloved, we have come together in
the presence of God to witness and

bless the joining together of this man
and this woman.

in holy matrimony.

Marriage is not intended to be entered
into unadvisedly or lightly, but

reverently, deliberately, and in
accordance to the purposes for which it

instituted by God.

I,

Bud J. Roberts, Jr., take you, Harriet
Beaumont Sims, to be my wife, to have

to hold from this day forward, for
better, for worse, for richer, for

through sickness and unhealth, to love
and to cherish until separated by death.

This is my solemn vow to you.

I, Harriet Beaumont Sims, take you, Bud
J. Roberts, Jr.,

to be my husband, to have and to hold
from this day forward, for better or for

worse, in sickness and in health, for
richer or for poorer, to love and

to cherish until we are parted by death.

This is my solemn vow to you.

This ring.

It's a symbol of my vow with all that I
am and all that I have.

I pronounce that you are husband and
wife.

For the first time in public, Lieutenant
J .G. and Mrs. Bud J. Roberts, Jr.

Go Navy!

Return!

Sword!

Up!

Dismissed!

I've been waiting a long time for this.

Oh, so have I.

Oh, wow.

Well, since everybody's kissing the
bride, I guess I'll kiss the groom.

Red light, Commander.

So, uh, did I get to kiss the bride,
buddy?

I think you better, little brother.

Hey, who is it?

Drinks, by the way.

Excuse me, sir.

He's your friend.

Don't ask.