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Jay, sweetheart, it's so good to see
you. Come on in. It's cold.
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Yeah, it is. Fall's always so cold, huh?
Yeah. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween.
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Come on up and see. I decorated the
whole place. It's so festive.
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Okay. Cool.
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Man, this is, ooh. Right?
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I kind of went a little overboard.
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It's my favorite time of year.
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Mine, too.
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See, I just went crazy with all the
Halloween stuff.
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Wow.
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But, you know.
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Well, how you been? I've been good.
Just, you know, managing being by myself
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the first time. Because your cousin
Jimmy is off at college now.
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He's living in the dorms. And as you
know, your uncle and I divorced last
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It's just kind of been me. It's my first
Halloween by myself.
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Wow, that sucks.
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Yeah, it's okay, but thank you so much
for being here. You're literally the
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death mess you ever. Like, seriously.
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Yeah, no problem. I remember, like, when
we used to carve pumpkins, you know,
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back in the day and everything. That was
my favorite part. Oh, my God, no
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problem. It's been so long, and you look
so good.
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Oh, thank you. Thank you.
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Well, which pumpkin do you want to
carve?
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Um, ooh.
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I'll take this one.
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The big one? Of course you would pick
the big one.
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Do you remember when you and Jimmy used
to literally fight over the pumpkins?
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Well, yeah, I would always win.
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Jimmy always got the tiny one.
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Well, Jimmy's smaller than you.
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Should we get started?
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Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Okay.
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Okay. These are crazy.
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Cool. I don't know. These... They don't
really look like a picture, do they?
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What is this?
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What are you talking about?
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It looks like a picture.
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I don't think it does, but... I mean,
we're not artists, you know? It's just
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pumpkin. That was fun. Get this out of
here.
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Oh, gross.
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Ew. I always hate reaching into them and
feeling all their seeds and all their
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icky stuff.
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Ew. Ugh. How does that feel?
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It's so gross.
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Ew. Squishy.
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No. Oh, shit. Oh, what?
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Oh, damn it. Okay, hold on. I'm going to
go get changed.
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I should have known better than to wear
white when carving pumpkins. These
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things are always so messy.
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Oh, my God. Oh, gosh. Okay, I'll be
right back. Yeah, I'll be right back.
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Whoa.
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My god that was so messy.
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What are you doing to that poor pumpkin?
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It's not what it looks like. It's
definitely not what it looks like. Oh,
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Oh, shit.
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Jesus. I can't put it away. It's fine.
It's fine. It's fine. I caught your
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cousin doing this once.
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Boys are just... You guys stick your pee
-pees where they don't belong
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sometimes. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean
to. It's okay. It's okay. It was just
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perfect. Perfect. Perfect size.
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Is that what you were... I don't even
want to know. I don't want to know.
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You were pulling that stuff out. Can you
put it... Put it away? I can't. It felt
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so good in there.
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Oh, God.
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Okay, fine.
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I'm so sorry. It's okay. I'll just go to
the room. No, no, no. It's fine.
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I'll help you with this. Just don't tell
your mom. What? Just don't tell your
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mom, okay? It'll be our secret.
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Like I said, Jimmy did this once before,
so it's normal,
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maybe. Oh, my God. Really?
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Yeah, it's fine.
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What the fuck?
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Oh, my God.
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Sorry, I didn't mean to be so shocked.
It's just, like, it's been a long time
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since I've seen one of these in my
house, let alone in a pumpkin.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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You were pulling all the insides out. It
tastes like pumpkin.
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Tastes the season.
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That's really good.
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You're my step -aunt.
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It's okay. Again, I'm your step -aunt.
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Okay? We're fine. I won't tell anybody.
You don't have to tell anyone. Just
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don't freak out. You're making Halloween
awkward.
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You were the one that was just fucking a
pumpkin.
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I would imagine.
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Oh my god.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay.
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All right.
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It should go down now, right? Yeah.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Let's, uh, let's finish our pumpkin,
okay?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Okay.
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Come here, buddy.
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And keep your dick out of it.
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They look so good, huh?
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Yeah. I mean, I'm still a little poor
guy.
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But I love it. Thank you so much for
helping me with that, sweetheart.
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I was really feeling a little down that,
you know, Jimmy wasn't here to carve
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pumpkins with me.
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Your uncle's gone.
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But thank you so much.
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Yeah, for sure.
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You know, before you go, do you think
you can help me pick out my Halloween
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costume? I'm going to a party tonight.
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Yeah, cool.
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I just have to go hang out with my
friends soon.
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But yeah, I want to see it. Awesome.
Thank you. I'll be right back. I've got
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like four options.
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Okay. Yay. Let's see.
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What do you think about this one?
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It's a little... It's a little skimpy.
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Like, I don't know. Do you think it's
too much?
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Um... Like, I feel a little naked.
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Wow.
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That's... Really?
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It's a great costume. Yeah, I mean, it's
okay.
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It's really good. I feel like I haven't
been a schoolgirl for Halloween in,
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like, ages.
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Wow.
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So you like it? You think I should go
with this one?
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Yeah. For a party? I think it's a
little, maybe a little too revealing,
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you think, for a party?
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Well, that's what I was asking you.
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I mean, I like it, but... Yeah? You do?
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Yeah.
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Oh, what's wrong?
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What? Nothing, nothing, nothing, just...
Okay,
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well... Is it the pumpkin again?
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Well, no, it's... You got me feeling
hard again.
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Oh, is it? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know
this was going to do that.
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I thought... Sorry, I thought this was
more innocent.
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Yeah, well, no offense, but it kind of
took a while, and seeing you in
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outfits looked really hot, but... Yeah,
I mean, should we... Do you want to
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take care of that or something before...
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I can barely walk. I don't want to go
all the way to my room. I don't know
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to do.
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It's okay.
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You know what?
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We'll just take care of it again.
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Okay?
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Yeah. We'll take care of it really
quick. In fact, how about this time, you
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know, a little Halloween secret between
step -ant and nephew.
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I'll just fuck you.
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Oh my god.
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Okay. Yeah. It's been like ages since
I've had sex.
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So, what do you say? We'll just have a
little Halloween
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fun.
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Like a little Halloween treat.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Wow.
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Yeah,
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you like it?
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Yes, it's different.
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I gotta say, though, your dick, nephew,
is so much bigger than I ever thought it
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would be.
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It's way better than your uncle's was.
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Wow.
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I can't either.
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But I honestly really don't care.
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I mean, you're just my step -nephew.
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But seriously, just don't ever tell your
mom and don't tell Jimmy and
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we're good.
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I would never.
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I'd get to someone.
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This is the best holiday ever.
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Yeah, you think you want to put it in my
pussy?
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, come on.
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Why don't you just lay back?
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Can I see your tits? Of course.
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Oh, my God.
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Can I touch them? Sure.
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Yeah.
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It's been a while since anyone's touched
my tits like that.
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Oh my god.
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Okay,
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you want me to lay back? Yeah.
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Okay.
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This is probably going to be...
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The best Halloween ever, huh?
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh my god.
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Fuck, it's been so fucking long.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm fucking
right now. Oh,
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fuck.
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God, yes, yes, yes.
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You should just take off.
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God, your uncle is sick and you can feel
this good.
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Fuck yes.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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This is really the best Halloween ever.
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Fuck. Oh my god.
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This is way better than any pumpkin,
right?
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck yes.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh my god, yeah, right there.
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Oh, fuck, maybe it'll feel so good.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Oh, my God. Shit, that thing
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was so fucking good.
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You want me to get back on top again?
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I can't believe we're doing this.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God. Oh, fuck.
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Oh, shit.
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This is so fucking good. Oh, my God.
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God.
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Fucking good
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Oh my god, yeah
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Am I sorry?
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Yeah,
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you got it.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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fuck, yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, fuck, yes.
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Oh, my God, sweetheart, you're gonna
feel so fucking good.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes!
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Oh my god, you're a spook right there.
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Fuck yes, just fuck me.
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Stick back in there.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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fuck, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you going to come for me?
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You better come for those trick or
treaties, Tom.
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Fucking Halloween.
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Yes yes yes!
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Yes.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, yeah.
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Fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Fuck.
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Oh, wow. Oh, my God.
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That's so good.
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Well, you know, after my Halloween party
and whatever
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you're doing with your friends, if you
want to come back and...
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Help me maybe decorate for Thanksgiving?
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Yeah. Yeah, for sure.
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Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween.
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