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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:52,041 - Go time. - Ooh. 2 00:00:52,541 --> 00:00:54,083 - You look good. - Yeah? 3 00:00:54,166 --> 00:00:55,458 I am proud of you. 4 00:00:56,083 --> 00:00:58,041 - I'm proud of you. - I love you. 5 00:00:58,125 --> 00:00:59,875 - I love you so much. - Mmm. 6 00:01:00,583 --> 00:01:02,250 And I love you. 7 00:01:04,416 --> 00:01:05,416 And I love you. 8 00:01:08,583 --> 00:01:09,750 Mmm. 9 00:01:11,125 --> 00:01:12,375 Mwah. 10 00:01:12,958 --> 00:01:16,416 - My God, just fucking go. - Yeah. 11 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:18,833 Do this. 12 00:01:18,916 --> 00:01:20,916 Okay, you better be home by 5:15. 13 00:01:24,916 --> 00:01:26,166 No problemo, babe. 14 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,041 Yo, stop, stop. 15 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:33,601 You're gonna wake up the whole neighborhood. 16 00:01:33,625 --> 00:01:34,916 Be fucking on time. 17 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,642 - Shit, I forgot s… - Are you fucking kidding me? 18 00:01:36,666 --> 00:01:38,559 Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, give me a sec. 19 00:01:38,583 --> 00:01:40,166 Motherfucker. Damn it. 20 00:01:40,916 --> 00:01:43,875 Fucking… oh yeah, there it is. 21 00:01:43,958 --> 00:01:45,625 - There it is. - Oh, Jesus. 22 00:01:45,708 --> 00:01:47,892 - Would you get in a fucking c... - You want me to go in that car? 23 00:01:47,916 --> 00:01:49,351 Get in the fucking car! 24 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:51,708 - Get in the car. - Okay, okay, okay, okay. 25 00:01:54,291 --> 00:01:55,333 Let's go. 26 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:57,666 J-Just nothing loud yet, all right, just… 27 00:01:58,666 --> 00:02:00,226 W-Why are you slamming that for? 28 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:02,125 Why do you have to… Just… Just fucking shut it. 29 00:02:02,208 --> 00:02:03,248 I didn't slam it. 30 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:04,767 Don't say you didn't when you did. 31 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,000 Mike, I did this. 32 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:07,267 You gotta show me again. 33 00:02:07,291 --> 00:02:09,208 - Yeah, exactly. - All right, just stop. 34 00:02:15,708 --> 00:02:17,108 How terrible is that fucking filth? 35 00:02:17,166 --> 00:02:18,750 I got it from fucking GoGo's. 36 00:02:18,833 --> 00:02:20,559 I think it's pretty good. What is it, hazelnut? 37 00:02:20,583 --> 00:02:22,250 And they're debit only now. 38 00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:23,892 What if you don't have a debit card, right? 39 00:02:23,916 --> 00:02:25,809 Then you're fucked if you don't have a debit card. 40 00:02:25,833 --> 00:02:27,642 You got the debit card. You got to pay a fucking fee. 41 00:02:27,666 --> 00:02:30,726 - They fuck you in the ass either way. - Yeah, because if they do the credit card, 42 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,250 then they got to pay a percentage to the credit card. 43 00:02:33,333 --> 00:02:35,893 I understand, but why fuck the customer? It's just for no reason. 44 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:42,500 Got to tell you, Mike, it's kind of like a little bit of a glass-half-empty 45 00:02:42,583 --> 00:02:45,875 kind of energy you're working with for this mission. 46 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,934 00-fucking-suck-my-dick. What do you mean a mission? 47 00:02:47,958 --> 00:02:50,541 Yo, we're fucking transporting some goods across state lines. 48 00:02:50,625 --> 00:02:53,041 We're taking a fucking tape box to Gary, Indiana. 49 00:02:53,125 --> 00:02:55,208 Gary, fucking Indiana. That's where we're going. 50 00:02:55,291 --> 00:02:56,333 What's in the box? 51 00:02:56,416 --> 00:02:59,059 I don't know what's in the fucking box. It's taped. I just said it's taped. 52 00:02:59,083 --> 00:03:00,250 You can tell me. 53 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:05,083 All right, fair enough. I don't need to know. 54 00:03:05,166 --> 00:03:07,017 You're a fucking donkey. That's what you fucking are. 55 00:03:07,041 --> 00:03:08,351 That's what you are, you fucking haul… 56 00:03:08,375 --> 00:03:09,851 You don't even know what you're fucking taking. 57 00:03:09,875 --> 00:03:12,791 You're just fucking moving. Donkey. Fucking pack mule donkey. 58 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:13,875 - I am a donkey. - Yeah. 59 00:03:13,958 --> 00:03:15,838 You ever see what a donkey's packing downstairs? 60 00:03:17,041 --> 00:03:20,208 Did you see that donkey downstairs? 61 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,083 Hee-haw. 62 00:03:23,875 --> 00:03:25,541 - What's happening? - Stay here. 63 00:03:25,625 --> 00:03:26,791 Is that Jimmy? 64 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,416 Mike. 65 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,583 Thank you, Michael. 66 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,541 - What are you doing? - You good? 67 00:04:07,041 --> 00:04:08,375 Didn't I say stay in the car? 68 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,416 - What? - Man, I said stay in the car. 69 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,017 Why can't you just stay in the fucking car? 70 00:04:12,041 --> 00:04:14,642 - You didn't say stay in the car. - You didn't hear me say stay in the car? 71 00:04:14,666 --> 00:04:16,392 - You didn't say it. - You just fucking watching me? 72 00:04:16,416 --> 00:04:17,726 I didn't hear you 'cause you didn't say it. 73 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:18,750 It's too much, Rich. 74 00:04:19,250 --> 00:04:21,875 - Fucking dog. Huh? - I'm not a fucking dog. 75 00:04:21,958 --> 00:04:24,916 You can't fucking tell me where, where to go and when to do it. 76 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:28,541 Yo, look what I made last night. 77 00:04:31,666 --> 00:04:34,083 You made a fucking… Did you make that? 78 00:04:34,166 --> 00:04:36,958 Yeah, I made this. Tunes for Gary. 79 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:39,000 Come on, baby, let's do this. 80 00:04:40,291 --> 00:04:43,625 - Oh, oh, oh. - Gradual with the volume. 81 00:04:43,708 --> 00:04:46,041 - All right? Just… Just… - I am gradual with the volume. 82 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:47,934 - Just turn it off. - This is gradual with the volume. 83 00:04:47,958 --> 00:04:49,559 That's exactly what I did. 84 00:04:49,583 --> 00:04:51,559 - I swear to God, if you… - Stop it, stop it, stop it. 85 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:52,666 Stop it, stop it, stop it. 86 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:55,059 I'll pull this fucking car over and leave you here. You understand? 87 00:04:55,083 --> 00:04:58,041 This is not… this is… This is not gradual with the speaker. 88 00:04:58,125 --> 00:04:59,750 Like that. 89 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:03,583 That's not what I did. I know how to… I respect the fucking car. 90 00:05:05,541 --> 00:05:07,875 Now I want you to respect the fucking music. 91 00:05:30,541 --> 00:05:33,708 Good gracious. 92 00:05:35,375 --> 00:05:37,958 Yeah, there he is. There he is. 93 00:05:38,041 --> 00:05:41,041 - There he is. - Stop. Don't fucking touch me. Stop, stop. 94 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,040 You want to hear some fun facts about Gary? 95 00:05:46,333 --> 00:05:47,416 Can't wait. 96 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:49,000 Guess the population. 97 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,416 70,000. 98 00:05:52,541 --> 00:05:54,583 Uh, it is a Rust Belt city. 99 00:05:55,166 --> 00:05:57,500 It was once known as Magic City. 100 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,750 It was once also known as the city of the century. 101 00:06:00,833 --> 00:06:03,666 - City of the century. - 54% female. 102 00:06:03,750 --> 00:06:06,059 For those of us in the car that are, you know, not married 103 00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:08,666 …that might be a pretty fun fact. 104 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,791 - Obviously John Cougar Mellencamp. - Michael Jackson, you fucking orangutan. 105 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:16,309 - Michael Jackson's from Gary? - The whole Jackson 5 for that matter. 106 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:18,809 You could have fucking said Tito before fucking John Cougar Mellencamp. 107 00:06:18,833 --> 00:06:19,833 All right. 108 00:06:19,916 --> 00:06:21,916 Oh shit. Koney King does a pizza puff. 109 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,500 - What? - Koney King does a pizza puff. 110 00:06:24,583 --> 00:06:26,250 I thought that was just a Chicago thing. 111 00:06:28,291 --> 00:06:31,017 You're trying to tell me you're not at all excited about traveling more? 112 00:06:31,041 --> 00:06:32,791 - Traveling? - Yeah. 113 00:06:32,875 --> 00:06:34,755 You're not just tired of the same old, same old? 114 00:06:34,833 --> 00:06:37,142 This is what I'm talking about, Michael. This is a fucking mission. 115 00:06:37,166 --> 00:06:39,333 Jimmy's entrusting us with some more responsibility. 116 00:06:39,416 --> 00:06:41,541 We got the fucking open road ahead of us, you know. 117 00:06:41,625 --> 00:06:44,500 There's a lot of, you know, positive things about this day. 118 00:06:44,583 --> 00:06:46,875 Responsibility, huh? Yeah? 119 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:48,458 - Yeah. - You feeling respected? 120 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:51,083 - Yeah. - Yeah? 121 00:06:51,166 --> 00:06:53,291 I think with time you'll come to find that this is a… 122 00:06:53,375 --> 00:06:55,458 Maybe a potentially transformative day. 123 00:06:56,708 --> 00:07:00,416 Come on. We're having a great day. Bop down to Gary. 124 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,791 Little bada bing, bada boom, bop back out of here. 125 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:06,416 We're fucking home by 5:15, the latest. 126 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:08,041 5:15? Why 5:15? 127 00:07:08,125 --> 00:07:10,476 It's just a thing with Tiff that she's got superstition about. 128 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:11,666 Superstition about what? 129 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:14,625 Her mom went into labor at 5:15 and she got it in her head 130 00:07:14,708 --> 00:07:17,333 that she's gonna, you know, the same thing's gonna happen to her. 131 00:07:17,416 --> 00:07:19,541 - That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. - I can't… 132 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:20,851 - Why would the same thing… - I know. 133 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,684 'Cause literally, how many minutes are in a fucking day? 134 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:24,434 There's like thousands of fucking minutes in a day. 135 00:07:24,458 --> 00:07:27,017 Why would it happen at the same time? - I'm not saying this makes any sense. 136 00:07:27,041 --> 00:07:30,208 So we need to be back by 5:15 because her fucking mother spit her ass out… 137 00:07:30,291 --> 00:07:31,491 It's a non... It's a non-issue. 138 00:07:31,541 --> 00:07:33,392 - It's the stupidest shit I ever heard. - It's a non-issue. 139 00:07:33,416 --> 00:07:35,976 It is a fucking issue if you're saying we got to be back by 5:15. 140 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,083 We'll be back by 5:15. 141 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:39,686 - That's why I'm saying it's a non-issue. - It's fucking retarded. 142 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:44,916 You'd rather be fucking serving beefs all day? 143 00:07:45,791 --> 00:07:47,750 Come on. Like an open road. 144 00:07:50,416 --> 00:07:55,833 ♪ With my Kansas City baby And a bottle of Kansas City wine ♪ 145 00:07:58,750 --> 00:08:03,125 ♪ Well, I might take a train I might take a plane ♪ 146 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:07,250 ♪ But if I have to walk I'm going just the same ♪ 147 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:12,208 ♪ I'm going to Kansas City Kansas City, here I come ♪ 148 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:18,166 ♪ They got some crazy little women there And I'm gonna get me one ♪ 149 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:19,500 Yo. 150 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,583 - Welcome to Indiana. - There you go. 151 00:08:22,666 --> 00:08:24,291 You're a fucking world traveler, Rich. 152 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:26,500 - Congratulations. - Let's go. 153 00:08:26,583 --> 00:08:27,750 Oh yeah, you feel different? 154 00:08:30,958 --> 00:08:32,541 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 155 00:08:41,833 --> 00:08:44,791 - City of Magic. - City of the century. 156 00:08:46,916 --> 00:08:48,267 You think this happened overnight? 157 00:08:48,291 --> 00:08:49,811 Oh yeah, they just flipped the switch. 158 00:08:50,458 --> 00:08:53,219 - And everything just went… - They flipped a switch. 159 00:08:57,083 --> 00:08:58,750 Definitely doesn't feel like Chicago. 160 00:09:04,291 --> 00:09:06,625 It's like 35 minutes away. 161 00:09:06,708 --> 00:09:11,666 Yo. I don't know what to say. She'll change quick. 162 00:09:13,875 --> 00:09:19,250 ♪ They got crazy little women there And I'm gonna get me one ♪ 163 00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:24,416 ♪ They got crazy little women ♪ 164 00:09:32,583 --> 00:09:35,583 - Call up Jimmy. - Just… 165 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:51,541 - Hey! Hi hon. Hi. - Hey. How are you feeling? 166 00:09:52,791 --> 00:09:55,750 Uh, um, I, you know, I think I'm good. 167 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:57,666 What do you mean? 168 00:09:57,750 --> 00:09:59,833 I don't know. I'm not sure how to describe it. 169 00:09:59,916 --> 00:10:02,166 - It's just like, it's like… - What? 170 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:05,666 It's like, I feel like I have to shit really bad, but I don't know. 171 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:08,142 I can't tell if this is what the doctor said to look out for. 172 00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:09,166 Okay. 173 00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:12,416 Contraction? You think it's like… 174 00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:14,583 - Like Braxton Hicks? - Okay. 175 00:10:14,666 --> 00:10:16,625 Uh, yeah, probably. But you know, I'll be okay. 176 00:10:16,708 --> 00:10:18,833 It's not close to 5:15 yet, so. 177 00:10:18,916 --> 00:10:21,000 - Yeah? - Yeah, don't worry, I'm okay. 178 00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:22,958 - Okay. - Did you do the drop-off? 179 00:10:23,041 --> 00:10:25,875 - Uh, almost. - Uh-huh. Well, I'm proud of you. 180 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:28,375 I'm really proud of you. How's the drive? Are you having fun? 181 00:10:28,458 --> 00:10:30,375 Yeah, yeah, we're having a good time. 182 00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:33,583 And how about Mikey? Is he okay? 183 00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:35,291 - Yeah, he's good. - Okay, that's great. 184 00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:37,601 But don't smoke any cigarettes though, honey. Promise me, right? 185 00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:38,625 - Right. - Okay. 186 00:10:38,708 --> 00:10:40,059 Listen, I'm gonna call you back, okay? 187 00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:42,267 - Try me if you need anything. I love you. - All right. I love you. 188 00:10:42,291 --> 00:10:43,541 Okay, I love you so much. 189 00:10:44,541 --> 00:10:45,875 What's up? What did he say? 190 00:10:45,958 --> 00:10:47,833 He said he'd let us know in a few hours. 191 00:10:49,791 --> 00:10:50,916 He'll let us know. 192 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:53,250 What's a few? 193 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:56,166 - Like three? Four? - Richie, I didn't say it. He said it. 194 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:01,416 We had hours to kill in Gary. You still feeling respected? 195 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:05,708 Fuck it. Let's just, I don't know, let's get something to eat. 196 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,000 You see that? It's Michael Jackson's house. 197 00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:12,000 - Huh. - Yeah. 198 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:15,416 Shamone! 199 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:24,916 Lock the door. 200 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:26,833 Meet you in there. 201 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:31,809 What we listening to, Teddy Pendergrass? 202 00:11:31,833 --> 00:11:33,333 Yes, we are. 203 00:11:33,416 --> 00:11:34,541 - Whoa, a little TP. - I love… 204 00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:37,750 - Yes, I love Ted. - Romantic hot dog place you got here. 205 00:11:40,041 --> 00:11:42,666 - Mmm. - I listen to the old-school music. 206 00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:44,726 - Yeah, I'm right there with you. - It means something. 207 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,590 - Yeah. Yeah. - And you know what they're saying. 208 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,916 Hi. Welcome to Koney King. 209 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,476 - Appreciate you. - Yo, Mike, this is Alicia. 210 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:53,851 - How are you, Alicia? - Nice to meet you. 211 00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:55,166 Mike. How are you? 212 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:57,625 I'll be your server. Just let me know if you need anything. 213 00:11:57,708 --> 00:11:59,375 - Appreciate it. - I got you a lemonade. 214 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:02,875 You want some? 215 00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:06,416 - You're missing out. - Missing out, huh? 216 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:07,708 - Yeah. - Yeah. 217 00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:09,208 How long have you worked here? 218 00:12:09,291 --> 00:12:12,291 - I've been working here five years. - Five years? Yeah. 219 00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:14,015 - How's business? Pretty good? - It's great. 220 00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:15,083 - Yeah? - I love it. 221 00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:16,476 You love it? What do you love about it? 222 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,934 - I like working with people, the public. - There you go. 223 00:12:18,958 --> 00:12:20,250 That's the answer right there. 224 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:21,333 Michael hates people. 225 00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:23,000 Oh, man. 226 00:12:23,083 --> 00:12:25,583 - Don't believe what he says. - I don't like crowds. 227 00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:28,125 I don't hate people, but I just don't like crowds. 228 00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:29,250 You cook at home? 229 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:31,041 You want the truth? 230 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,333 Yeah, only the truth. 231 00:12:32,416 --> 00:12:36,250 No. When I leave here, I don't want to go stand in front of a stove again. 232 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,416 - That's it, huh? - Y'all cook at home? 233 00:12:39,416 --> 00:12:40,416 A little bit. 234 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:43,017 Sometimes I'll write out some pots and pans, but I don't know, not too much. 235 00:12:43,041 --> 00:12:44,851 I don't really cook at the restaurant though, so. 236 00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,041 What kind of restaurant? 237 00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:47,958 - Similar to this. Similar to this spot. - Okay. 238 00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:49,083 You cook? 239 00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:50,559 I do some cooking from time to time. 240 00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:51,583 - Yeah. - Yeah. 241 00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:53,684 - What do you do? - What do I do, uh… 242 00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:54,851 - At the restaurant? - At the restaurant. Yeah. 243 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,083 Yeah, what do you do? 244 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:59,416 Uh, I guess I'm a bit like a, I don't know how you say it, like, like, 245 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:02,142 - kind of a bit of a song and dance man. - There you go. There you go. 246 00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:04,625 I don't know, public relations, forward facing, you know. 247 00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:05,767 That's good. 248 00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:15,136 Cousin, what do you think of the name Annie? 249 00:13:20,416 --> 00:13:22,000 Throw some names at me you like. 250 00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:26,375 Hit me. 251 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,625 Call me crazy, but I actually like the name Althea. 252 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,958 - Althea? - Althea. 253 00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:34,101 Althea sounds like the name 254 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:36,351 of like somebody that's getting their ass kicked all the time. 255 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:38,625 - Nah, Althea? Real strong. - Althea. 256 00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,916 - Sounds like a nerd. - Nah. Althea? 257 00:13:44,541 --> 00:13:45,666 Althea. 258 00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:48,166 Althea later. 259 00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:53,416 - Althea around noon. - Althea… 260 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,500 Althea when I get back from, uh… 261 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,458 From social studies. 262 00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:00,583 Althea for dinner. 263 00:14:03,666 --> 00:14:04,916 Althea when Althea. 264 00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:24,125 I met this, uh, Eva that I liked once. Eva. 265 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:41,375 Oh, look at these little fuckers. 266 00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:44,666 Oh, these little fuckers are about to get it. 267 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:49,000 What's up girls? Oh, we're gonna fucking… Okay. Yes, sir. 268 00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:51,125 All right, you little fuckers. 269 00:14:52,416 --> 00:14:53,541 You ready to get some? 270 00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,458 It's my second favorite sport right here. 271 00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:58,833 Hey, we got next. 272 00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:02,958 Hey, what… what's the score of that game right there? 273 00:15:03,041 --> 00:15:05,166 Are you guys hooping or you picking daisies? 274 00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:08,666 Let me and my boy get one of you. We run threes. Which one? 275 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:11,041 All right, come on, daffodil. You ready to win? 276 00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:12,666 Yeah? Come here, young buck. 277 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:13,916 What's going on? I'm Mikey. 278 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,976 - Nice to meet you. Jaden. - What's up, buddy? How are you? 279 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,101 Oh, we gonna have balls like that? Y'all want five points? 280 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,666 What's up? Mikey. What's up? All right, let's run. 281 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:21,916 I don't even need to warm up. 282 00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:24,125 Come on, Rich. Let's go. 283 00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:27,916 - Oh, shit. Oh, shit. - It's time for a little silk and swede. 284 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,041 Y'all about to get it. 285 00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:30,976 - You sure you don't need to stretch? - I don't need to. 286 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,160 About to stretch you, boy. Hold on, let's wait for him. 287 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,208 - You ready? - Yeah. 288 00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:35,666 Hey, good luck, youngsters. 289 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,833 Let's go. 290 00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:40,750 - Come on. - Here, here, here. 291 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:45,059 I'm sorry. Where were you? All right, play, play, play. 292 00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:46,416 I got bigs. Go out there. 293 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,000 Stay with him. Stay in front of him. 294 00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,791 - Uh-uh. That's gonna hurt. - Damn. 295 00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:54,291 Let's go. Yeah, it's man game now. 296 00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:55,791 It's different. Let's go. 297 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,916 - Oh! - You know it's the orange circle, right? 298 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,750 It's the orange… You wanna try to get it in that orange circle. 299 00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:06,416 Everyone's afraid of contact out here. Go to the basket. 300 00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:07,958 That ain't happening. 301 00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:09,708 Don't be afraid. Come on. 302 00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:14,500 - Good for you. - Mike, every dog has his day. 303 00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:15,934 All right, bring it down there again. 304 00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:17,750 It's 'cause I'm covering three guys, Rich. 305 00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:18,916 Let's go. Play ball. 306 00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:21,541 Fuck. 307 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:27,500 It's every time. He's… He's beating you in the back fucking door. 308 00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:30,000 Yo, keep the fucking door shut. Do not let him… 309 00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,416 Do not let him get behind you. 310 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,250 It's this… Motherfucker. All right, let's go. 311 00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:36,000 Nice play. Oh, where are you going? 312 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:39,166 Yeah! That's what I'm talking about. 313 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:40,726 Hey, you got it. It's one. That's one. 314 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:41,750 Let's go. 315 00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:45,500 - Hey. - Come on. Yep. Hit one, daffodil. 316 00:16:46,416 --> 00:16:48,500 That's a good shot, boy. Thing's fucking open. 317 00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:49,892 - All day long. - I see it. 318 00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:53,166 Hey, hey, hey, it's a shot that fucking counts, right? 319 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:54,791 Let's go. Play defense, hotshot. 320 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,125 Heads up. 321 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000 Let's go. 322 00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:02,156 - I see that. Hey, grow up. - You all right, huh? 323 00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:03,875 You all right? 324 00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:05,708 Let's go. Play ball. Check up. 325 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,166 Check up. He's crying. 326 00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:10,333 I'll tell you what, they breed 'em soft out here in Indiana, huh? 327 00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:14,000 - This ain't the '80s. - It ain't the '80s? It ain't the '80s? 328 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,017 - Let's go. - Hey, I don't like your attitude. 329 00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:17,517 Did you change your diaper before the game? 330 00:17:17,541 --> 00:17:20,583 Like, do you… Or do you just play? What do you got a swim my on, huh? 331 00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:22,250 You play with a swim my on? 332 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,833 Let's go. Next basket wins. 333 00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:25,226 - No. - Fuck off. 334 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:26,541 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 335 00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:30,208 - Yeah! Yeah! - Hook this, baby. Let's fucking go. 336 00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:31,500 - You see that screen? - Yeah! 337 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,541 I'm a fucking lion. I love it. 338 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,875 - I love you, boy. Whoo! - All day. 339 00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:37,958 Hey, good shit, good shit, youngsters. Good shit. 340 00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:39,351 Look at that. Look at what he's doing. 341 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:41,875 Ah. Hey, young buck, you're not so bad. 342 00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:44,267 Did you just miss a back… How do you miss a backdoor there? 343 00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:46,059 You see the back of his head, you got to cut to the… 344 00:17:46,083 --> 00:17:48,767 - And you're not passing the fucking ball. - Exactly. I've been trying to tell you. 345 00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:49,934 You guys are fucking garbage. 346 00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:53,208 - The Indiana guys are fucking garbage. - Hey, shut your bitch-ass up. 347 00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:55,875 - Ooh. - You're negative. 348 00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:58,541 You're negative. You know what? Actually I'm about to… 349 00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:00,791 No, no, no, no, no, no. 350 00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:03,476 It's all right. Let him play. Let him play. We love you. We love you. 351 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,041 Yo your fucking Nikes look like fucking moccasins. 352 00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:13,750 Fellas, it's been real. 353 00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:15,291 Gary, Indiana. 354 00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:26,000 - Hey, you got tall boys? - Here we go. 355 00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:29,083 No tall boys. Just regular boys like you. 356 00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:31,333 Funny. 357 00:18:33,791 --> 00:18:34,875 See what we got here. 358 00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:36,878 Hey, yo, why you creeping? 359 00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:42,166 Go on, get me some of that O-E. 360 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:45,000 - I'll fuck with some of that Ides. - Ides! 361 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,726 Drink your beer and get out. 362 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,083 - Okay, okay. - Don't drink beer in store. 363 00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:51,083 - Yo. - I feel sorry for your mother. 364 00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:53,166 Bro, shut the fuck up already. 365 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,750 - What you say about my mama? - Shut the fuck… 366 00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:57,041 Sorry about my friend. 367 00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:00,208 - Two, please. - Two. 368 00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:02,541 Let me get a scratch card. 369 00:19:04,958 --> 00:19:08,375 Crescent kick is a defensive maneuver. That's just, you know, clearing space. 370 00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:11,375 - Just to… Just to fucking… - Snap kick is for… for speed. 371 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,333 Don't even see that fucker coming. 372 00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:15,976 But then if you need power, then you know, 373 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,333 it's just fucking psychic… …all day. 374 00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:20,166 Break a fucker's knee, right? 375 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,041 - Ooh, I felt that shit. - That's it. 376 00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:23,601 Want me to tell you what the move is though? 377 00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:25,434 - Yeah. - Look, I don't want to fight you at all. 378 00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:26,791 I'm just going home. That's it. 379 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,416 - Fucking back kick. - Back... 380 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,791 Right? 381 00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:30,875 Back kick. 382 00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:32,726 - I was getting there. - The power's out. 383 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,333 Ding dong, motherfucker. 384 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,267 Oh, be careful there. Be careful. Don't get on the new suit. 385 00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:40,333 Hey, I'm so sorry about… Boom! 386 00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:42,791 Oh! And it's like so… it's like a fucking mule. 387 00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:44,915 Like, think about a mule. Like that… It's these big… 388 00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:48,583 You're actually generating force with like the big fucking muscles. 389 00:19:48,666 --> 00:19:50,184 - You know what I'm saying? - Yeah. 390 00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:51,851 It's 'cause you're already going this direction, 391 00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,184 - then you come in that direction. - Yeah. 392 00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:55,601 You see, I just… Even like the sight of it, you know what I mean? 393 00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:56,875 - Yeah. - Fuck yeah. 394 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,166 Why are we stopping? 395 00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:12,875 Christmas, cousin. 396 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,583 Hoo-hoo! 397 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,375 Sure. Appreciate you. 398 00:20:44,666 --> 00:20:46,500 Yes sir. Yes sir. 399 00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:49,666 - You're fucking unbelievable, bro. - Coming? 400 00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:54,416 Hee-haw. 401 00:20:55,916 --> 00:20:58,333 We got fucking magic powers, dog. 402 00:21:03,541 --> 00:21:06,041 ♪ And your feet start movin' around ♪ 403 00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:10,000 ♪ And if you start to swing and sway When a band starts to play ♪ 404 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:12,750 ♪ A real cool and way-out sound ♪ 405 00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,210 ♪ And if you get the can't-help-its ♪ 406 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,083 ♪ And you can't sit down ♪ 407 00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:19,666 ♪ You feel like you gotta move around ♪ 408 00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:22,916 ♪ You need a shot of rhythm and blues ♪ 409 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,166 ♪ With just a little rock and roll On the side ♪ 410 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,750 Ooh! 411 00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:30,208 Smooth. Smooth one. 412 00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:31,833 ♪ With your lover by your side ♪ 413 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:34,708 ♪ Then you know You're gonna have a lot of pleasure ♪ 414 00:21:34,791 --> 00:21:38,541 ♪ Don't you worry about a thing If you start to dance and sing ♪ 415 00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:40,041 ♪ And chill bumps come up on you ♪ 416 00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:41,375 Yo. 417 00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:45,083 ♪ And when that rhythm finally hits you When the beat gets you too ♪ 418 00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:46,708 You see that sign? 419 00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:49,208 - Huh? - Cousin, you see that sign over there? 420 00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:50,291 Yeah. 421 00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:54,958 I think… 422 00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:58,125 Did you… Did you see it before? 423 00:21:58,208 --> 00:21:59,250 What you talking about? 424 00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:01,083 I'm saying there is no way… 425 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:05,958 The two of us are sitting here for over an hour 426 00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:09,708 and neither of us have seen that fucking sign right there. 427 00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:12,750 Yeah, Rich, its a fucking sign. 428 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,875 -I think that bar just appeared. -Shut the fuck up. 429 00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:19,458 - Yo, for real. For real though. - Shut the fuck up. 430 00:22:19,541 --> 00:22:22,291 I think that bar just fucking appeared, Michael. 431 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,184 Okay, bar just fucking appeared, Rich. 432 00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:25,458 You don't think that's crazy? 433 00:22:25,541 --> 00:22:27,291 Uh… It's a fucking bar. 434 00:22:28,875 --> 00:22:30,041 - It's a sign. - Mmm. 435 00:22:31,208 --> 00:22:33,333 -It's a sign. -"Open." 436 00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:35,166 That sign is a sign. 437 00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:38,083 That sign is a sign. 438 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000 We're going in there. 439 00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:42,958 Are you fucking retarded? Are you fucking… 440 00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:45,059 We've been sitting here an hour. He's gonna call any minute. 441 00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:46,976 - We're not going in a fucking bar. - What's the big deal? 442 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,226 We run in with a little fucking shot of rhythm and blues. 443 00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:52,416 We're not going in the fucking bar, Rich. Just sit down and do your fucking job. 444 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:53,559 Listen to what I'm telling you. 445 00:22:53,583 --> 00:22:55,601 - Michael, that sign is a sign. - Okay, it's a fucking sign. 446 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:57,809 Some things are bigger than you and me and fucking Jimmy. 447 00:22:57,833 --> 00:22:59,934 - We are going in there. - We're not going in the fucking bar. 448 00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:02,517 - Just sit the fuck down. - Oh, man, I hate when you get like this. 449 00:23:02,541 --> 00:23:03,791 - I get like… - I fucking hate it. 450 00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:05,226 Don't hit the fuck… What are you doing? 451 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,517 - What are you fucking doing? - All right. You're right. You're right. 452 00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:09,041 - Damn it. - You're right. 453 00:23:09,833 --> 00:23:11,333 - We can't go in. - Right. 454 00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:17,041 What are you doing? Hey, Richie, get in the fucking car. 455 00:23:17,125 --> 00:23:18,125 Rich. 456 00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:19,851 Sir, can you please step out of the vehicle? 457 00:23:21,125 --> 00:23:22,642 Sir, please, I'm not going to ask you again. 458 00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:24,458 Please step out of the vehicle. 459 00:23:24,541 --> 00:23:26,458 License and registry. Okay, that's it. 460 00:23:26,541 --> 00:23:28,375 Put your vagina where I can see it! 461 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:31,833 - Put your vagina right where I can see it! - Stop! There's fucking houses. 462 00:23:31,916 --> 00:23:33,958 - Stop. - Yo. Yo, come on. 463 00:23:34,041 --> 00:23:35,476 What do you mean come on? We're not going. 464 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:36,559 Yo, come on, let's just go. 465 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,309 - I'm not going. No. - One bourbon, one shot, one beer. 466 00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,184 Just a little shot of rhythm and blues and we come back. 467 00:23:40,208 --> 00:23:41,375 - We're not doing it. - Come on. 468 00:23:41,458 --> 00:23:43,018 Your fucking hand… Are you fucking cra… 469 00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:47,125 You fucking do a shot of fucking cocaine, you think you can fight a fucking tiger? 470 00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:48,833 - Come on. - Stop. 471 00:23:48,916 --> 00:23:50,958 - It's fucking terrible. - What's terrible? 472 00:23:51,041 --> 00:23:52,333 I'm like genuinely inspired here 473 00:23:52,416 --> 00:23:54,833 and you're just shitting all over my fucking dreams. 474 00:23:56,375 --> 00:23:59,541 It's terrible. I hope you feel good about yourself right now. 475 00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:01,416 Why are you pressuring me? 476 00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:02,875 Come on. 477 00:24:02,958 --> 00:24:04,250 All right, fuck you. 478 00:24:04,333 --> 00:24:05,333 Fuck. 479 00:24:05,416 --> 00:24:07,000 - I'm going in. - Go in. 480 00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:08,541 - I'm going in. - Go in. 481 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:10,250 Oh, shit. 482 00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:14,125 Yo, I'm good? How do I look? 483 00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:17,208 You look like a fucking barbarian. You look like my father. 484 00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:19,833 All right, I'm going to go. 485 00:24:21,541 --> 00:24:22,666 Honk if you need anything. 486 00:24:23,375 --> 00:24:24,625 Yeah! 487 00:24:26,583 --> 00:24:27,875 You'll fucking see. 488 00:24:28,833 --> 00:24:29,958 You'll fucking see. 489 00:24:31,625 --> 00:24:33,583 You're gonna remember this fucking day. 490 00:24:47,333 --> 00:24:49,041 That's a fucking sign! 491 00:25:24,458 --> 00:25:26,333 ♪ Thinkin' of a master plan ♪ 492 00:25:26,416 --> 00:25:28,916 ♪ 'Cause ain't nothin' But sweat inside my hand ♪ 493 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,208 ♪ So I dig into my pocket All my money spent ♪ 494 00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:33,708 ♪ So I dig deeper But still coming up with lint ♪ 495 00:25:33,791 --> 00:25:36,333 ♪ So I start my mission Leave my residence ♪ 496 00:25:36,416 --> 00:25:38,625 ♪ Thinking "How could I get some dead presidents?" ♪ 497 00:25:38,708 --> 00:25:41,041 ♪ I need money I used to be a stick-up kid ♪ 498 00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:43,416 ♪ So I think of all The devious things I did ♪ 499 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,041 ♪ I used to roll up "This is a hold-up, ain't nothing funny ♪ 500 00:25:46,125 --> 00:25:48,666 "♪ Stop smiling, be still Don't nothing move but the money" ♪ 501 00:25:48,750 --> 00:25:51,166 ♪ But now, I've learned to earn 'Cause I'm righteous ♪ 502 00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:54,958 ♪ I feel great, so maybe, I might just Search for a nine to five ♪ 503 00:25:55,041 --> 00:25:56,708 Hey. 504 00:25:56,791 --> 00:25:57,916 Hey. 505 00:25:58,875 --> 00:25:59,875 You Mike? 506 00:26:01,208 --> 00:26:02,333 Yeah. 507 00:26:04,791 --> 00:26:06,458 Is it true? 508 00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:07,958 What's that? 509 00:26:08,666 --> 00:26:10,708 You're one of the goalies for The Blackhawks? 510 00:26:10,791 --> 00:26:13,208 Uh… 511 00:26:14,458 --> 00:26:15,541 Yeah? 512 00:26:15,625 --> 00:26:16,916 EBUG? 513 00:26:18,458 --> 00:26:19,458 That's right. 514 00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:23,583 What is that? What's an EBUG? 515 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:26,916 That's the emergency backup goalie. 516 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:32,833 Yeah, yeah. I, like, never play, but, yeah, I'm with the squad. 517 00:26:32,916 --> 00:26:35,250 - That's cool. That's cool. - Mmm. 518 00:26:38,958 --> 00:26:40,583 Yeah, your buddy told us about you. 519 00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:42,875 Yeah, I bet he did. 520 00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:48,416 He also said, um, tell you to put your big boy pants on… 521 00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:52,458 …and join us in the bar. 522 00:26:53,333 --> 00:26:54,625 Sounds about right. 523 00:26:55,583 --> 00:26:57,250 - Oh, boy. - I'm just a messenger. 524 00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:58,625 I got it. Okay. 525 00:26:58,708 --> 00:26:59,916 - It's pretty fun though. - Okay. 526 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,120 I think you'll like it. - Okay, okay. Yeah, I'm coming. 527 00:27:20,041 --> 00:27:21,166 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 528 00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:24,666 So I… One time after a night out, 529 00:27:24,750 --> 00:27:26,541 uh, I got a ride home, 530 00:27:26,625 --> 00:27:30,916 but they took me to the wrong house, and I was too embarrassed to tell them 531 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,000 that I knocked on the door of the house and… and convinced them to let me 532 00:27:35,083 --> 00:27:37,500 just come inside for a little bit. 533 00:27:37,583 --> 00:27:39,958 - It's a fact. Fact. - It's true! 534 00:27:40,041 --> 00:27:41,625 That's a fact! 535 00:27:43,541 --> 00:27:44,666 Okay, all right. 536 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,500 You're on, you're on. Let's go. 537 00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:48,083 All right. 538 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:50,267 - Nine years old. I'm an altar boy. - Mm-hmm. 539 00:27:50,291 --> 00:27:51,333 Fiction, fiction. 540 00:27:51,416 --> 00:27:54,041 Yo! What the… 541 00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:56,208 No, no. Immediately no. 542 00:27:56,291 --> 00:27:57,851 You guys are fucking good. 543 00:27:57,875 --> 00:28:00,125 All right, can I take another crack at this? 544 00:28:00,208 --> 00:28:01,333 All right. 545 00:28:01,416 --> 00:28:04,166 Okay, um, my senior year, 546 00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:09,000 uh, I was doing pretty well in school, but with fucking maths, 547 00:28:09,083 --> 00:28:11,666 I'm with my fucking… you know? So… 548 00:28:11,750 --> 00:28:13,184 Hey, look what did the cat drag in. 549 00:28:13,208 --> 00:28:15,101 - Hey, everybody. How's it going? - Yo. You see this? 550 00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:16,750 - Sorry for interrupting. - Fucking great. 551 00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:21,875 Um. So my grandma, she gave me an ultimatum. 552 00:28:21,958 --> 00:28:23,791 She was like, "You got to get a math tutor." 553 00:28:24,791 --> 00:28:29,333 And so she told me about this lady, Roxelana, who sang in her church choir, 554 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:34,083 who she was like a-a-a math professor for Cooks County Community. 555 00:28:35,541 --> 00:28:37,934 And I was like, "No fucking way, Grandma. I don't want to fucking do this." 556 00:28:37,958 --> 00:28:40,476 I don't want to do the math tutor with some fucking 90-year-old, 557 00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:43,083 "like, you know, fucking babushka," like… 558 00:28:43,166 --> 00:28:45,541 Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like… So… 559 00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:48,958 But she was like, "Listen, you gotta do it or you gotta move out." 560 00:28:49,041 --> 00:28:51,083 So, come Thursday, 7:30. 561 00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:53,208 - I'm at this dude's house… - Right. 562 00:28:53,291 --> 00:28:55,333 …eating his fucking mom's golden lasagn, 563 00:28:55,416 --> 00:29:00,791 you know, and I realized, like, I gotta be at, uh, at Roxelana's, 564 00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:02,833 this tutor's, you know, in, like, five minutes. 565 00:29:02,916 --> 00:29:06,375 So I fucking down my cranberry juice and I fucking sprint over there, 566 00:29:06,458 --> 00:29:09,125 ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, knock on the door. 567 00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:12,125 And this fucking woman that opens the door, I swear to God, 568 00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:17,208 like straight out of Sports Illustrated fucking swimsuit issue. 569 00:29:17,291 --> 00:29:21,291 This is the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen up to this point. 570 00:29:21,375 --> 00:29:25,666 Jet black hair, long all the way down, just kissing kind of the top of her butt, 571 00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:27,791 you know, and we get in... 572 00:29:27,875 --> 00:29:32,416 What, what, what, what, what? Do you guys wanna fact or fiction me yet 573 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,940 or you wanna hear more of the story? 574 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,458 You wanna hear the story? Yeah, you wanna hear the story. 575 00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:38,916 Okay, all right, so we get in there. 576 00:29:39,875 --> 00:29:42,375 We're talking math, and all of a sudden, 577 00:29:42,458 --> 00:29:46,416 I feel my entire insides just turn to liquid, 578 00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:49,250 and I got to take a shit, like bad. 579 00:29:49,333 --> 00:29:52,916 But I know that she got one little bathroom right there, this tiny thing. 580 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,291 I know if I go in there, she's gonna hear everything, you know… 581 00:29:56,375 --> 00:29:57,416 Oh, God. 582 00:29:57,500 --> 00:30:01,208 …and I'm just like, I mean, on the outside, I'm cool as a cucumber, 583 00:30:01,291 --> 00:30:03,875 you know, we're talking math, and on the inside I'm just like, 584 00:30:03,958 --> 00:30:06,416 "Come on, asshole, don't you fucking fail me now, baby." 585 00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:10,208 And somehow, by the grace of God, 586 00:30:11,166 --> 00:30:14,541 I make it through this fucking tutor session, right? 587 00:30:14,625 --> 00:30:16,291 - That's not healthy. - Mmm. 588 00:30:16,875 --> 00:30:18,875 So, Roxelana, pleasure to meet you. 589 00:30:18,958 --> 00:30:21,125 I'll see you next Thursday, you know, ba-ba-ba. 590 00:30:21,208 --> 00:30:24,125 I get outside and I'm like, "Yes, I'm gonna fucking make it." 591 00:30:24,208 --> 00:30:28,541 I start to walk quickly back up… back down, and it just comes out. 592 00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:29,625 That's it. 593 00:30:29,708 --> 00:30:33,333 It all… And it's just like that's… …that's what is happening. 594 00:30:33,416 --> 00:30:37,333 And I'm just… I start to pull my drawers down, my pants down. 595 00:30:37,416 --> 00:30:41,250 I look like one of those, um, photographs of the guys that just discovered oil, 596 00:30:41,333 --> 00:30:43,500 you know, like with this like, like stuff is gurgling. 597 00:30:43,583 --> 00:30:44,875 I can't tell what's coming up, 598 00:30:44,958 --> 00:30:48,833 and it's just like some mud and shit, and everywhere. 599 00:30:48,916 --> 00:30:54,583 And I have this incredible feeling of relief, right? 600 00:30:54,666 --> 00:30:57,250 Until I see her little porch light come on… 601 00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:59,208 - No. - …and time slows down. 602 00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:02,666 - And I see her doorknob turn and open. - No. 603 00:31:02,750 --> 00:31:05,583 And I look at her, and she looks at me very quickly, 604 00:31:05,666 --> 00:31:07,250 and then she quickly looks away. 605 00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:09,208 And, 606 00:31:09,291 --> 00:31:14,333 and I just fucking take off through the hedges and I'm just fucking running. 607 00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:16,375 I'm just heading right back to Michael's house. 608 00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:20,000 I'm covered with brambles, and my balls are slapping on either side. 609 00:31:20,083 --> 00:31:22,958 And I just got, like, a trail behind me. 610 00:31:23,041 --> 00:31:26,333 And I just can't stop laughing and I'm crying with laughter 611 00:31:26,416 --> 00:31:28,458 'cause I know in six blocks down fucking Milwaukee, 612 00:31:28,541 --> 00:31:31,500 I'm gonna be at this dude's house and I'm going to tell him this story, 613 00:31:31,583 --> 00:31:33,500 and this motherfucker is gonna love it. 614 00:31:33,583 --> 00:31:35,416 - Aw. - Fact or fiction? 615 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:37,041 Fact! 616 00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:38,208 Facts. 617 00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:44,250 Sadly, sadly, it is a fact. That is a fucking fact. 618 00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:46,166 I love you, bro. I love you. 619 00:31:48,791 --> 00:31:52,416 All right. This one's on me. I-I subject you guys to it. 620 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:53,875 - Oh, no. - All right. Hold on. 621 00:31:53,958 --> 00:31:55,142 I'll be right back. I'll be right back. 622 00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:00,333 Yes, sir. 623 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,375 You know, I know, right? 624 00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:08,458 What's that? 625 00:32:09,208 --> 00:32:10,208 Huh? 626 00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:16,208 You know I know you're not a goalie for Blackhawks. 627 00:32:16,291 --> 00:32:19,583 Uh… Yes. That's total bullshit, yeah. 628 00:32:19,666 --> 00:32:20,708 Mmm. 629 00:32:24,416 --> 00:32:27,416 What gave it away? 630 00:32:28,666 --> 00:32:30,208 Oh, something in your eyes. 631 00:32:30,291 --> 00:32:32,750 Yeah, fair. Fair. 632 00:32:35,875 --> 00:32:38,500 You prefer Mike, Mikey, Michael? 633 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:42,208 Oh, it's… it's got to be your call, yeah. 634 00:32:43,583 --> 00:32:45,000 No preference, huh? 635 00:32:45,083 --> 00:32:47,916 - Preference, up to the customer. - Mmm. 636 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:51,140 How about you? What-what-what's your name? 637 00:32:51,166 --> 00:32:52,791 Can you tell me? 638 00:32:52,875 --> 00:32:53,875 Guess. 639 00:32:53,958 --> 00:32:55,041 Guess? 640 00:32:56,291 --> 00:32:57,750 Oh, man, uh, Daphne. 641 00:32:58,666 --> 00:33:00,541 Bridget, I don't know. What? 642 00:33:01,041 --> 00:33:02,833 - S… Sh… - Shh. 643 00:33:02,916 --> 00:33:05,833 Oh, boy, Shonda, sh-sh-shit. 644 00:33:05,916 --> 00:33:07,125 - Fuck, I don't know. - Sherri. 645 00:33:07,208 --> 00:33:09,125 Sherri, okay. 646 00:33:09,208 --> 00:33:10,583 Sherri from Gary. 647 00:33:10,666 --> 00:33:13,500 Oh, hey, that's the first time I've ever heard that. 648 00:33:18,916 --> 00:33:20,396 You don't want to play the game, huh? 649 00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:21,916 Eh. 650 00:33:23,041 --> 00:33:25,000 I don't know if that one's for me. I mean, you… 651 00:33:26,458 --> 00:33:27,916 You-You wanna go. It's… 652 00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:31,083 - Sure, I'll go. - Yeah? 653 00:33:31,166 --> 00:33:32,166 I'll go. 654 00:33:33,250 --> 00:33:36,416 Fact or fiction, Michael. 655 00:33:36,958 --> 00:33:37,958 Okay. 656 00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:39,583 Uh… 657 00:33:40,875 --> 00:33:42,083 Ask me a question. 658 00:33:43,083 --> 00:33:44,250 You're from here? 659 00:33:49,916 --> 00:33:52,583 I am not from Indiana. 660 00:33:54,375 --> 00:33:58,166 I am from Portland. Maine, not Oregon. 661 00:33:58,791 --> 00:33:59,791 Okay. 662 00:34:01,708 --> 00:34:02,958 What are you doing here? 663 00:34:04,583 --> 00:34:06,500 - Needed to start over… - Uh-huh. 664 00:34:06,583 --> 00:34:08,958 …and to get away from someone, something. 665 00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:12,916 Got in my '88 Honda Accord and started driving west 666 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,416 and my car broke down not too far from here. 667 00:34:16,375 --> 00:34:19,875 My mom's favorite movie was Love in the Afternoon 668 00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:22,583 - starring Gary Cooper. - Mmm. 669 00:34:22,666 --> 00:34:24,767 She always said she would've named me Gary if I was a boy, 670 00:34:24,791 --> 00:34:28,375 so I saw the sign and I was like, "All right, Ma." 671 00:34:28,875 --> 00:34:30,958 Stayed one night. It was quiet. 672 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,708 I like a ghost town, you know what I mean? 673 00:34:34,791 --> 00:34:35,791 Mm-hmm. 674 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:38,916 - Kept staying. - Mm-hmm. 675 00:34:39,416 --> 00:34:40,791 Worked at this jazz joint. 676 00:34:40,875 --> 00:34:44,041 Jazz joint down on Broadway called Dirties. 677 00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:45,666 - Dirties? - Yeah, I work at the bar. 678 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,750 - You like it? - It's great. 679 00:34:47,833 --> 00:34:48,833 Why? 680 00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:55,583 Come on, what's not to like about a divey jazz and blues joint in Gary, Indiana? 681 00:34:57,583 --> 00:34:59,708 Eh… Ah… 682 00:35:00,916 --> 00:35:03,041 Seem… That is a fact. 683 00:35:06,375 --> 00:35:07,875 - Fiction. - No, really? 684 00:35:07,958 --> 00:35:10,750 - Yeah. - Fuck, fuck. 685 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:14,791 Gary Cooper shit. I would suspect this motherfucker. 686 00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:16,235 - No, that's real. - No, that's real? 687 00:35:16,291 --> 00:35:17,291 - No, it's not. - Oh, fuck. 688 00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:19,958 I'm never gonna believe you. 689 00:35:21,125 --> 00:35:22,934 - Tiff, it's me. It's Richie. - Wait. No, I can barely hear you. 690 00:35:22,958 --> 00:35:25,125 Tiff, it's me, Richard! 691 00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:27,416 Oh, hi! Where are you? 692 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:28,625 I'm in fucking Gary. 693 00:35:28,708 --> 00:35:30,291 So loud there. 694 00:35:30,375 --> 00:35:31,666 It's going so good. 695 00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:34,000 You sound like you're in a bar. Are you in a bar? 696 00:35:34,083 --> 00:35:35,125 We're in a bar. 697 00:35:35,208 --> 00:35:36,458 Why are you in a bar? 698 00:35:37,708 --> 00:35:39,000 'Cause the clients. 699 00:35:39,083 --> 00:35:41,375 What clients? What clients are you meeting there? 700 00:35:41,458 --> 00:35:43,125 They're clients from Jimmy. 701 00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:45,000 Tiff, it's going so fucking good. 702 00:35:45,583 --> 00:35:48,500 Mikey is so smooth, he's so fucking smooth. 703 00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:51,166 - It's… Mikey is so smooth! - I can't really... 704 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:52,375 Okay. 705 00:35:52,458 --> 00:35:53,958 We're having such a good time. 706 00:35:54,041 --> 00:35:57,833 Okay, can you hear me? 'Cause I can't really hear you. 707 00:35:57,916 --> 00:36:00,916 - Hello? Hello? - How are you feeling? 708 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,166 - Do it again? - Mmm. 709 00:36:04,083 --> 00:36:05,083 - Yeah. - All right. 710 00:36:05,166 --> 00:36:07,500 I was born and raised right the fuck here in Gary, Indiana. 711 00:36:07,583 --> 00:36:08,642 I lived here my whole life. 712 00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:13,291 I love to travel, I've gone everywhere, but I lived here my whole life. 713 00:36:13,375 --> 00:36:15,375 I love trains. Do not put me on a boat. 714 00:36:16,916 --> 00:36:19,000 Let's see, I got two older sisters. 715 00:36:19,708 --> 00:36:23,458 They got a different dad who I thought was Santa Claus until I was 11 years old. 716 00:36:23,541 --> 00:36:25,833 - I'm not shitting about that one. - Mmm. 717 00:36:25,916 --> 00:36:29,166 I had ovarian cancer when I was 22. 718 00:36:29,250 --> 00:36:30,375 Hmm. 719 00:36:31,833 --> 00:36:35,166 My mom is okay. My dad is not. 720 00:36:36,833 --> 00:36:40,458 We have a three-legged dog named Lucky. He's the coolest dude in town. 721 00:36:40,541 --> 00:36:42,333 Man. I mean, that's... 722 00:36:42,416 --> 00:36:44,375 And I studied to be an arborist. 723 00:36:44,875 --> 00:36:46,166 - An arborist? - Yeah. 724 00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:48,916 - You like trees? - I do. 725 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,833 You do? Why? Why do you like trees? 726 00:36:52,333 --> 00:36:56,416 They're quiet, sturdy, reliable. They're always there when you need them. 727 00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:57,500 Yeah, yeah. 728 00:36:58,416 --> 00:36:59,583 And they're pretty. 729 00:37:03,208 --> 00:37:04,500 That's a fucking fact. 730 00:37:07,041 --> 00:37:08,125 Maybe. 731 00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:11,375 It's a fact. 732 00:37:12,833 --> 00:37:15,416 Maybe, maybe not. What makes you say it's a fact? 733 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:16,708 Uh… You just… 734 00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:19,916 I don't know, you're sp-speaking from your heart. 735 00:37:20,916 --> 00:37:21,916 Right? 736 00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:28,916 What are you looking for, Michael? 737 00:37:38,166 --> 00:37:39,166 Anything? 738 00:37:50,041 --> 00:37:52,458 Oh. There you are, Sarah. 739 00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:03,666 I think he just called me Sarah. 740 00:38:06,583 --> 00:38:09,125 I mean, a pretty upgrade. 741 00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:12,333 Hear what he fucking calls me. 742 00:38:12,416 --> 00:38:15,291 Okay, so it's 3:17 right now. 743 00:38:15,375 --> 00:38:18,458 I… So I got enough time to be home by 5:15, right? 744 00:38:18,541 --> 00:38:20,916 - Oh, yeah. - All right, we good? 745 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,166 - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, if the train isn't running. 746 00:38:23,250 --> 00:38:25,375 - Oh. - …under the channel. 747 00:38:25,458 --> 00:38:26,642 What-What happens with the train? 748 00:38:26,666 --> 00:38:29,041 You'll get caught behind. It is. 749 00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:32,416 - O... - Jones. 750 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:37,000 - Oh, okay. All right, thanks, guys. - Leave yourself a buffer. 751 00:38:37,083 --> 00:38:39,291 That's, like, kinda the whole operation, you know. 752 00:38:39,375 --> 00:38:41,791 - Wow. So you like work for him? - Hmm. 753 00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:45,333 Uh, I mean, I'm, I'm self-employed, you know. 754 00:38:45,416 --> 00:38:48,500 Yeah, yeah, so you're the boss. 755 00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:51,000 Yeah, I guess I'm the boss. 756 00:38:51,708 --> 00:38:53,125 A lot of people depend on you. 757 00:38:54,291 --> 00:38:56,083 And I depend on a lot of people. 758 00:38:58,458 --> 00:38:59,833 I bet you're a good leader. 759 00:39:05,666 --> 00:39:11,500 People like that people say things about me. 760 00:39:12,875 --> 00:39:14,125 And what do they say? 761 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,666 They say that I don't finish things. 762 00:39:21,291 --> 00:39:22,708 Fact or fiction, Michael? 763 00:39:27,541 --> 00:39:28,791 You mind if I do a pump? 764 00:39:30,916 --> 00:39:31,916 I want you to be you. 765 00:39:35,125 --> 00:39:36,125 That's… 766 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:38,806 That's the coolest thing I've ever heard. 767 00:39:42,875 --> 00:39:44,208 Do you plan to be there for it? 768 00:39:44,291 --> 00:39:45,651 Yeah, yeah, no, I'm gonna be back. 769 00:39:45,708 --> 00:39:49,458 We're just down here want to… wrapping up some business and I'll be back up there. 770 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,916 Put my catchers mitt on ready to fucking go. 771 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,833 - Yeah. Yeah. - What's her name? 772 00:39:54,916 --> 00:39:56,041 I can't tell you that. 773 00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:57,541 That's like a birthday wish. 774 00:39:57,625 --> 00:39:59,833 No, no, no, I would tell you, but my wife's got all… 775 00:39:59,916 --> 00:40:01,876 She's all superstitious about a lot of this stuff, 776 00:40:01,958 --> 00:40:04,333 and she's like… She doesn't want to be sharing it. 777 00:40:04,416 --> 00:40:06,434 We're having a girl. I can tell you we're having a girl. 778 00:40:06,458 --> 00:40:07,708 - Ooh. - Yeah, yeah. 779 00:40:11,166 --> 00:40:13,000 - You? - I'm good. 780 00:40:13,083 --> 00:40:14,125 - No. - Uh-uh. 781 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:20,708 There was this, um… 782 00:40:23,875 --> 00:40:25,666 - When I… when I was a kid, you know… - Yeah. 783 00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:27,458 …my mom, she used to do this thing 784 00:40:27,541 --> 00:40:30,750 where, like, when she was, like, on, like, the perfect mixture 785 00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:32,875 of, like, all kinds of fucking things in her system, 786 00:40:32,958 --> 00:40:34,500 you know, it's just, like, perfect. 787 00:40:34,583 --> 00:40:37,383 She… she'd, like, come in my room in the middle of the night, you know, 788 00:40:37,416 --> 00:40:40,059 and she'd, like, scratch my back and she had like the longest nails. 789 00:40:40,083 --> 00:40:42,291 - Hmm. - And she just, you know, and she used to… 790 00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:44,500 She used to walk me through my day, you know, 791 00:40:44,583 --> 00:40:47,458 like-like the most fucking minute details. 792 00:40:47,541 --> 00:40:49,976 So, you know, like-like describing every little fucking bit of fabric 793 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,059 of the fucking day, you know. 794 00:40:51,083 --> 00:40:52,976 Like what we're going to eat, when we're gonna wake up, 795 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,976 what I was gonna wear, what was going to be on the radio. 796 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,416 Like every fucking thing, you know. Just like… 797 00:40:58,583 --> 00:41:00,503 It would make me feel like, I don't know… 798 00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:02,684 Like… …it would just make me feel so relaxed. 799 00:41:02,708 --> 00:41:04,875 - Like held? Like really held? Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 800 00:41:04,958 --> 00:41:07,642 And, like, no matter what was going to happen that day, it didn't matter, 801 00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:10,375 like, a fucking test or some shit bag I had to fucking deal with. 802 00:41:10,458 --> 00:41:13,125 Like, I knew that and she had planned it for me. 803 00:41:13,208 --> 00:41:15,875 It was great, and I remember there was this one time I was like, 804 00:41:15,958 --> 00:41:17,041 "Hey, Ma. 805 00:41:17,791 --> 00:41:20,631 Hey, Ma, will you come in and tell me about my day tomorrow?" 806 00:41:20,666 --> 00:41:22,250 And she was like… 807 00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:24,708 She got kinda angry, you know, she's was like… 808 00:41:24,791 --> 00:41:28,541 She's was like, "Mikey, fucking difference does it make? It's just a day." 809 00:41:30,833 --> 00:41:35,250 Like… I still didn't understand how that could be like… 810 00:41:36,375 --> 00:41:37,375 Like this, um… 811 00:41:37,458 --> 00:41:39,476 Like-Like how that could be the same person, you know. 812 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:40,500 Mm-hmm. 813 00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:43,458 - That's… That's so scary. - Hmm. 814 00:41:47,458 --> 00:41:49,041 Yeah, she shouldn't have done that. 815 00:41:50,625 --> 00:41:52,416 She tried her best. 816 00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:54,083 Can I… Can I sit with you? 817 00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:56,500 Yeah, I wish you would. 818 00:42:00,291 --> 00:42:02,583 - Come on in, the water is fine. - Oh, boy. 819 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,500 His first impulse was the fucking movie. You know what I'm saying? 820 00:42:08,583 --> 00:42:12,083 You know what I'm saying? The one without the narration, that's the one. 821 00:42:12,166 --> 00:42:13,583 - Okay. Okay. - Okay? 822 00:42:14,541 --> 00:42:16,309 - I gotta call my uncle. - You're gonna call him? 823 00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:17,750 - All right. - Call him. Let's all… 824 00:42:17,833 --> 00:42:19,125 Everyone call their uncle. 825 00:42:19,208 --> 00:42:21,833 Jimmy, it's Rich. Where the fuck are you now? 826 00:42:21,916 --> 00:42:24,083 All right. Call me back. 827 00:42:25,208 --> 00:42:26,458 This is just like, 828 00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:31,184 you know, this way of seeing the world, you know, like this perspective, you know, 829 00:42:31,208 --> 00:42:32,500 this lens that I've always had. 830 00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:35,250 Like these things that just bother people and hurt people 831 00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:38,041 and make them frustrated or furious, you know. 832 00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:41,208 Like to me, it just… I-I-I never got it. 833 00:42:41,291 --> 00:42:43,059 - It didn't affect me like that. - It doesn't matter. 834 00:42:43,083 --> 00:42:44,351 No, it doesn't fucking… What matters… 835 00:42:44,375 --> 00:42:46,055 - Nothing fucking matters. - Nothing matters. 836 00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:48,000 Nothing fucking matters, and I get that, right? 837 00:42:48,083 --> 00:42:49,250 - Yeah. - And it's meaningless. 838 00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:50,833 So why… 839 00:42:50,916 --> 00:42:54,458 And… …when I'd go on that trip, like, I could catch this groove, you know, 840 00:42:54,541 --> 00:42:57,583 sometimes for like weeks at-at a time, you know, like sometimes for months. 841 00:42:57,666 --> 00:43:00,208 I just like… I'd just like have this, like, bliss, you know. 842 00:43:00,291 --> 00:43:02,333 - Mm-hmm. - And yeah, I know I'm, like-like 843 00:43:02,416 --> 00:43:04,791 I'm like all fucking, like, babbling and shit, 844 00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:06,851 like, here in a fucking bathroom like a fucking baby, 845 00:43:06,875 --> 00:43:10,083 but I-I-I could be, like, I could be a fucking blast. 846 00:43:10,166 --> 00:43:14,000 I can be a bla… Like, I can share it, you know. And then all of a sudden, 847 00:43:14,083 --> 00:43:15,642 like, out of nowhere, those same thoughts, 848 00:43:15,666 --> 00:43:19,375 like-like-like this kind of meaninglessness of it all, you know. 849 00:43:20,208 --> 00:43:22,666 It… …It like makes me sad. 850 00:43:22,750 --> 00:43:24,000 Yeah. 851 00:43:24,083 --> 00:43:27,125 Nothing matters. It sets you free, but then where are you, right? 852 00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:28,642 - It's the same thing. - You're nowhere. 853 00:43:28,666 --> 00:43:30,625 - It's the same thing. And then I'm like… - Yeah. 854 00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:33,208 Like, so sad, like I'm fucking drowning, you know. 855 00:43:33,291 --> 00:43:35,541 My jaw feels fucking… Like, a million fucking pounds. 856 00:43:35,625 --> 00:43:37,375 And I-I-I… It's like I don't want to… 857 00:43:38,333 --> 00:43:39,958 That sounds exhausting. 858 00:43:42,875 --> 00:43:44,291 You must be really tired. 859 00:44:02,791 --> 00:44:05,791 Oh, yeah. Over the top. Over the top. 860 00:44:10,291 --> 00:44:12,458 Yeah. Over the top. Over the top. 861 00:44:17,208 --> 00:44:18,958 Yeah. 862 00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:30,125 ♪ Too many teardrops ♪ 863 00:44:30,208 --> 00:44:32,666 ♪ For one heart to be… ♪ 864 00:44:53,166 --> 00:44:55,500 - Mike, you in there? - Yeah, Rich, I'm good. 865 00:44:55,583 --> 00:44:56,708 I'm good. I'm coming. 866 00:44:56,791 --> 00:44:58,559 All right. We gotta go. 867 00:44:58,583 --> 00:45:00,476 - Yeah. - I'm sorry to interrupt you guys. 868 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:01,916 Cousin, we gotta… we gotta go. 869 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,809 - Okay, we're going. - We gotta go. Like, now. 870 00:45:03,833 --> 00:45:06,184 - Rich, don't do that. I said I'm coming. - Mike, I'm serious. 871 00:45:06,208 --> 00:45:07,291 Okay, we're fucking going! 872 00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:11,916 Cousin, Jimmy said he hasn't heard from you all day. 873 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,666 - This guy is waiting. - Okay. I heard you. 874 00:45:14,750 --> 00:45:16,226 - Cousin, I'm coming. - All right. 875 00:45:16,250 --> 00:45:18,708 - I'll be, uh, right outside. - Fuck man that's… 876 00:45:36,916 --> 00:45:37,916 Hey, I'll come back. 877 00:45:48,583 --> 00:45:49,750 Fiction. 878 00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:28,958 Yo, Cousin, it's go time. We gotta go. 879 00:46:29,041 --> 00:46:31,059 You look like fucking Ronald McDonald. What's wrong? 880 00:46:31,083 --> 00:46:32,500 No. 881 00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:35,916 Yo, your phone is dead, huh? 882 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,559 - Michael, come on. - Just leaving the phone. 883 00:46:37,583 --> 00:46:39,184 It's not a capital crime. What's the problem? 884 00:46:39,208 --> 00:46:42,142 - Yo, Cousin, we got this meeting in ten. - Where's the fire? Where's the fire? 885 00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:44,750 - We're going, we're going. Okay, okay. - All right. 886 00:46:47,166 --> 00:46:48,916 - Hey, let's hit it. - Yeah. 887 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,500 Yo, we're out of here. 888 00:46:51,541 --> 00:46:53,892 - What about my turn? Fact or fiction? - Nice to meet you guys. 889 00:46:53,916 --> 00:46:56,166 It's been a pleasure to meet y'all. Wow. Wow. Wow. 890 00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:58,226 Hang on. Hey, we're in America though, right? 891 00:46:58,250 --> 00:47:01,625 Last time I checked, Gary, Indiana is in the sovereign United States. 892 00:47:01,708 --> 00:47:02,958 Is it not, Vanessa? 893 00:47:03,041 --> 00:47:05,041 Are we not in Amer…? Everybody get a turn. 894 00:47:05,125 --> 00:47:06,642 - Everybody gets a turn. Fucking, don't… - All right. 895 00:47:06,666 --> 00:47:09,916 How great are you fucking people? How great is this fucking… 896 00:47:11,750 --> 00:47:14,666 - This place got fucking heart. - That's what I was trying to tell you. 897 00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:16,875 Magic. This place is magic. 898 00:47:19,291 --> 00:47:20,541 All right. 899 00:47:21,125 --> 00:47:24,541 Yo. We're just a pair of fucking wired and worried travelers, 900 00:47:24,625 --> 00:47:26,458 and we fucking love it here. We thank you. 901 00:47:26,541 --> 00:47:29,375 We thank you, Gary fucking Indiana. We thank you. 902 00:47:29,458 --> 00:47:31,833 Magic, magic. 903 00:47:31,916 --> 00:47:33,726 - Thank you. Thank you. - I just want to take 904 00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:36,583 this opportunity because right now, my, uh, 905 00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:41,500 my fine furry Cousin right there, my fucking best friend. 906 00:47:42,541 --> 00:47:44,583 Any second now, he's gonna be a dad. 907 00:47:46,583 --> 00:47:48,934 - Not only that. Not only that. Not on… - Hang on. Hold on. 908 00:47:48,958 --> 00:47:51,500 Hey, he's happy. 909 00:47:52,750 --> 00:47:55,500 He's happy. Rich, you're happy. 910 00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:59,833 Right now, I swear this is… this is the most… 911 00:48:02,083 --> 00:48:06,000 It's, like, the most healthy and, like, you're-you're… you're full. 912 00:48:07,208 --> 00:48:09,041 You're full and I love it. 913 00:48:09,791 --> 00:48:12,208 He's in love, you know. 914 00:48:12,291 --> 00:48:14,500 Fucker cannot wait to be a father either. 915 00:48:14,583 --> 00:48:18,083 I mean, he can't fucking… …he can't… he can't fucking wait. 916 00:48:18,166 --> 00:48:20,416 I mean, he-he's got this pride. 917 00:48:24,333 --> 00:48:25,333 You're glowing, Rich. 918 00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:29,666 You're glowing. I love you. 919 00:48:29,750 --> 00:48:31,333 It's my fucking boy. I love you. 920 00:48:31,416 --> 00:48:34,041 I love you. I love you. I love you so much. 921 00:48:34,125 --> 00:48:35,125 Fucking love you. 922 00:48:35,708 --> 00:48:37,476 Look at him, he's gonna be a dad. Look at him. 923 00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:39,351 Look at this fucking… That's going to be a father. 924 00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:41,958 That. That right there is going to be a father, right? 925 00:48:42,583 --> 00:48:46,500 Fucking kid's gonna end up abandoned and alone just like he was. 926 00:48:46,583 --> 00:48:49,875 But hey, shit, hey, at least you went into it with a good fucking mindset, 927 00:48:49,958 --> 00:48:51,375 right, kid, huh? 928 00:48:51,458 --> 00:48:54,184 I mean, no, no, no, no, no, it's okay. No, I love it. That's-that's the thing. 929 00:48:54,208 --> 00:48:58,250 That's the thing you got to know about Rich, man, is that the one thing 930 00:48:58,333 --> 00:49:01,250 that you can absolutely fucking depend on with this fucking guy 931 00:49:01,333 --> 00:49:04,375 is that if he is involved, he's going to fuck it up. 932 00:49:04,458 --> 00:49:06,916 I mean, he is going to fuck it up and everybody knows it. 933 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,642 I mean… …nobody says it, right? 934 00:49:08,666 --> 00:49:11,916 Nobody says it because everybody's a fucking coward and a fucking liar. 935 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,958 But this isn't going to be any fucking different. 936 00:49:14,041 --> 00:49:15,226 I mean, he's going to fuck this. 937 00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:19,333 He's got his entire life is a fucking bed that he took a shit in the middle of 938 00:49:19,416 --> 00:49:21,434 and he just smears it right and that's what's beautiful. 939 00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:22,892 - Hey. Hey. - Look at him. He's beautiful. 940 00:49:22,916 --> 00:49:25,041 But he's got to fuck this up too, right? 941 00:49:25,125 --> 00:49:27,875 No, no, no, no, no, no, it's okay. It's okay. Everybody knows it. 942 00:49:28,375 --> 00:49:30,583 They don't say it, but they look, look. 943 00:49:30,666 --> 00:49:32,083 Ooh. 944 00:49:32,166 --> 00:49:33,500 Oh, look at his eyes. 945 00:49:33,583 --> 00:49:35,809 Look at those beady little fucking eyes. He knows it too. 946 00:49:35,833 --> 00:49:37,267 - That's the fucking thing. - All right. 947 00:49:37,291 --> 00:49:38,333 He knows it too. 948 00:49:38,416 --> 00:49:40,642 - Well, all right, what? We gotta go. - We gotta go. 949 00:49:40,666 --> 00:49:42,000 We gotta. Where are we going? 950 00:49:42,916 --> 00:49:45,309 - Where-Where are we fucking going? - Yo, we got this meeting. 951 00:49:45,333 --> 00:49:46,976 Yeah. We got it. You know what you ought to do? 952 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:50,333 You ought to get in the fucking truck and just start fucking driving. 953 00:49:50,416 --> 00:49:52,059 - All right. - Just fucking bolt, Rich. 954 00:49:52,083 --> 00:49:54,166 Just fucking… you wanna do that kid of yours a favor? 955 00:49:54,250 --> 00:49:57,625 Just fucking bolt. Just fucking hit the fucking road and do not come back. 956 00:49:57,708 --> 00:49:59,642 - You wanna do him a favor, right? - Okay. Okay. 957 00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:01,541 No, it's fine. It doesn't matter. 958 00:50:01,625 --> 00:50:03,166 It doesn't matter. It's the truth. 959 00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:05,375 It's the truth. What you're gonna be a good father? 960 00:50:05,458 --> 00:50:06,916 Is that what you got to be? 961 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,541 Huh, Ronald McDonald, you're gonna be a good father? 962 00:50:09,625 --> 00:50:12,125 Are you gonna be a good father? It doesn't matter. 963 00:50:12,208 --> 00:50:13,458 It doesn't matter. Just say it. 964 00:50:13,541 --> 00:50:15,208 Just say you're gonna fuck it up, right? 965 00:50:15,291 --> 00:50:17,041 Come on, you're not mad. Don't be mad. 966 00:50:17,125 --> 00:50:18,517 - You're not mad. - I'm not... 967 00:50:18,541 --> 00:50:21,458 - You're not mad. Are you mad? Are you mad? - Stop. Stop. 968 00:50:21,541 --> 00:50:23,666 You're not mad. You're not mad. No, just say it... 969 00:50:23,750 --> 00:50:25,166 - Oh, my God. - Stop it. 970 00:50:25,250 --> 00:50:26,916 - No, no, no, no, no. - Stop that. 971 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,083 Ah! 972 00:50:28,166 --> 00:50:30,333 He's telling the fucking truth finally. 973 00:50:30,416 --> 00:50:32,458 He's telling the fucking truth. Say it again. 974 00:50:32,541 --> 00:50:35,083 You hate me? You hate me, Rich? 975 00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:37,958 You gonna fuck this up, Rich. Just say that and we'll go. 976 00:50:38,041 --> 00:50:40,458 - Say it and we'll go. Oh. - Oh. 977 00:50:40,958 --> 00:50:43,291 All right. That's an… I don't know. 978 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:46,500 Stop. 979 00:50:46,583 --> 00:50:48,059 At least you're not lying anymore. 980 00:50:48,083 --> 00:50:49,517 - Why are you doing? - I love you. 981 00:50:49,541 --> 00:50:51,059 - Why are you doing this? - I love you. 982 00:50:51,083 --> 00:50:52,083 Just… 983 00:50:53,583 --> 00:50:56,458 You're a coward, Rich. You're a fucking coward. 984 00:50:57,250 --> 00:50:58,916 - I'm a coward? - You're a coward. 985 00:50:59,416 --> 00:51:00,416 I'm a coward. 986 00:51:02,916 --> 00:51:03,916 A coward. 987 00:51:13,416 --> 00:51:14,541 I'm a coward. 988 00:51:15,041 --> 00:51:16,375 Kid's gonna hate you, Rich. 989 00:51:18,708 --> 00:51:19,958 Kid's gonna… 990 00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:23,416 This is 991 00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:30,458 No, no, no. Mm-mmm. 992 00:52:53,666 --> 00:52:56,583 Hey, One of you Mikey? 993 00:53:01,583 --> 00:53:02,708 This is for Jimmy. 994 00:53:14,875 --> 00:53:16,958 What's in the box? 995 00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:45,458 Plastic pump impellers. 996 00:53:48,583 --> 00:53:49,958 What do, uh… 997 00:53:51,458 --> 00:53:53,875 What do plastic pump impellers do? 998 00:53:55,291 --> 00:53:56,375 They rotate. 999 00:54:02,541 --> 00:54:03,541 Hmm. 1000 00:54:04,250 --> 00:54:06,625 Okay. See you around. 1001 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,416 Probably not. 1002 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,541 FedEx strikes are over. 1003 00:57:24,666 --> 00:57:25,786 No. No. No. 1004 00:57:40,458 --> 00:57:44,208 ♪ Love comes to you and you follow ♪ 1005 00:57:45,208 --> 00:57:52,208 ♪ Lose one, on to the heart of the sunrise ♪ 1006 00:57:54,750 --> 00:57:55,916 ♪ Sharp ♪ 1007 00:57:57,291 --> 00:57:58,625 ♪ Distance ♪ 1008 00:57:59,666 --> 00:58:06,666 ♪ How can the wind with its arms all around me? ♪ 1009 00:58:09,291 --> 00:58:13,000 ♪ Lost on a wave and then after ♪ 1010 00:58:14,416 --> 00:58:16,958 ♪ Dream on ♪ 1011 00:58:17,041 --> 00:58:22,458 ♪ On to the heart of the sunrise ♪ 1012 00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:25,583 ♪ Sharp ♪ 1013 00:58:26,916 --> 00:58:28,291 ♪ Distance ♪ 1014 00:58:29,416 --> 00:58:36,416 ♪ How can the wind with so many around me? ♪ 1015 00:58:38,041 --> 00:58:42,208 ♪ Lost in the city ♪ 80089

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