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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,880 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL FILM 2 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:17,360 INDIA STORIES STORIES THAT HUMANISE LIFE 3 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:22,040 Hello, Delhi! 4 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:25,040 It's eight o'clock on Monday and we're all off to work. 5 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:26,680 The traffic is terrible. 6 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:29,240 But of course, darling, this is NCR's Delhi. 7 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,880 If you're stuck in your car making lists 8 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:34,840 of the battles you're fighting this week 9 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,680 with your rivals, colleagues and clients, 10 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,320 there must be a little thought, 11 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:42,080 in some corner of your mind, 12 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:44,000 wondering why Sunday ended at all. 13 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,720 Man, why did I leave the house at all? 14 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,200 I could be curled up in bed, doing nothing. 15 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:52,840 After all, there's no place like home. 16 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,720 What are you waiting for? Get started. 17 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:39,440 Day 279. 18 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:52,440 Thank you. 19 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:53,880 Eight o'clock tomorrow. 20 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,480 -Hey, handsome. -JD. 21 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:24,960 Guess where I am. 22 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,840 You got some girl wasted last night 23 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,040 and took her home. 24 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,440 Firstly, she invited me to her house. 25 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,560 Secondly, she wasn't drunk. 26 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:34,840 What do you think I am? 27 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:36,040 Where do I start? 28 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,920 I don't need to force girls to sleep with me, got it? 29 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,240 You know you're headed for trouble, don't you? 30 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,640 I will see all your scandals in the media one day. 31 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:48,320 Screenshots, photos... 32 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:52,280 What will you see, bro? You're a traitor to millennials. 33 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,320 You never reply to my messages. 34 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:56,560 Your dumbass rule... 35 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,680 "Take all bloody phone calls." 36 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,440 Get out of the 1800s, move on. 37 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:02,480 The day I break my rules, 38 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,640 you will be the first one whose calls I will reject. 39 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:06,400 Until then, listen to me. 40 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,080 An amazing idea came to me last night 41 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:10,480 and it's still stuck in my head. 42 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,360 -You and I, partners. Okay? -No. 43 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:13,800 Dude... 44 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:17,560 -No. -Love of my life, get serious. 45 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,200 How long will this crazy house arrest last? 46 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,840 You've been locked inside the house for six months now. 47 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:24,480 Come on. Get out today. 48 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,800 Let's meet for lunch. 49 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:27,080 I'll explain the idea. 50 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:30,920 -No. -Bro, dude, this is not... 51 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,480 This is not normal, okay? 52 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,040 You have a mental problem. 53 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,920 I agree what happened was not-- 54 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,920 JD! JD. I don't want to leave the house. 55 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,200 That's it. We've been over this. 56 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:46,120 The Karan I knew from class four was a happy super-achiever 57 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,360 who could not be... 58 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,160 made to go home. 59 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:52,360 And now you've locked yourself up at home for six months, 60 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:56,080 -rotting away like an idiot. -Don't you get tired of talking? 61 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,760 Guys usually sleep after having sex. Sleep. 62 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:02,160 Bye. Deepa... 63 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,480 Karan, baby, I know you are in there. Open up. 64 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,400 Come on. 65 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,000 -Pinky, hi. -Hi, darling! 66 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:06,920 -Listen, Karan. You're my friend, right? -Yes, sure. 67 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Exactly. That's what I told Daddy. 68 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:12,480 "Dad, don't worry, dude. Karan upstairs... he's really sweet. 69 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,080 Forget him trying to touch me, 70 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,080 he doesn't even look at me like that. 71 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:20,080 Yes, maybe he's gay." You know, it's not easy to guess these days, right? 72 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,680 You told your father that? 73 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:24,400 Yeah. And you know what Daddy said? 74 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:27,240 Daddy said, "Listen, dear Pinky." 75 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:29,840 He calls me "dear." 76 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:30,960 So sweet, no? 77 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,040 Yes, very. 78 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:36,120 So Daddy said, "Dear Pinky, I know, these boys are all the same - 79 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:39,000 you ask them for help, and they want something in return." 80 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:42,360 So, I said, "Oh, God, Daddy, please... It's not like that, okay?" 81 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:45,000 I didn't tell Daddy that girls also want the same thing. 82 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:46,600 So, what's the problem, right? 83 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,680 Good, you didn't tell him, but-- 84 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:50,240 I also told him, "Listen, Daddy, 85 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:52,200 don't talk too much while sitting in Dubai, okay? 86 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:53,480 You don't know Karan. 87 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:56,240 He is really, really sweet and he will understand." 88 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:57,520 What will he understand? 89 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,040 Okay, listen, darling. 90 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:01,640 Remember I told you that Dad is a big businessman? 91 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:04,080 Don. He is actually a very big don. 92 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,200 Oh, I told you. 93 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:07,120 But he is a big sweetheart. 94 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,560 -He's damn sweet. -Very good for him, but... 95 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,000 What do you want, Pinky? 96 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:17,120 There's a package. I will leave it at your house, okay? 97 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,440 You're always at home. 98 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:21,040 You never step out and neither does anyone come here. 99 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:22,160 So... Sit. 100 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:25,680 Package? 101 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:27,640 Yeah. I have to attend a wedding today, 102 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,520 so my cousins will come home to get ready. 103 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,120 So I can't keep it at home. 104 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,200 If anyone sees, it will spoil the surprise. 105 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:34,760 So, you keep it, okay? Thank you. 106 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,120 No... 107 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:37,360 I don't know, Pinky. 108 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:39,760 I'm prepared to give you anything. Money? 109 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,680 -No. -Okay. 110 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:44,400 -No... What are you doing? -Sex? 111 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,440 -No, no. -I'm very good. It's your lucky day. 112 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:48,000 -It's not my day. -Rambo! 113 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:01,840 I didn't introduce you to Rambo. 114 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,080 He's my bodyguard. 115 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:08,040 Dad has asked him not to leave me alone with any guy, 116 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,720 so, Rambo will be here. 117 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,320 Rambo baby, face that way, please. Turn. 118 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:16,000 Perfect. 119 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,480 -Let's go. -What are you doing? 120 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,000 I will keep the package. 121 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:20,960 I'll keep it. 122 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:22,640 Please... 123 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:24,680 Are you turning me down? 124 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:26,960 No. 125 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:29,440 I don't know Rambo well enough. 126 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,600 You're so weird, baby. 127 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,520 You are not normal. You know that, right? 128 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,640 Anyway, thank you so much. Bye, okay? 129 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,200 Rambo. Baby, come, let's go. 130 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:46,240 I can draw eyes on you. 131 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:47,720 I am not normal. 132 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:50,360 And if I am normal... 133 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,320 He's the abnormal one. 134 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,000 Hey, handsome. 135 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:04,240 What's up? 136 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:08,400 I'm wondering why I ever thought I could find peace at home. 137 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:09,760 Yeah, so listen... 138 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,720 -No. -Because I'm going to enrich your life. 139 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,320 There's a journalist... 140 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:19,760 A mutual friend was telling her about you, 141 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,640 that you don't step out of the house. 142 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:25,960 When he said that you haven't stepped out in six months, she was amazed. 143 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:29,520 Of course, I did add that you're a bit psycho, 144 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:31,840 that you talk to yourself and dance around naked. 145 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:34,360 Thanks, JD. 146 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,760 Now, she is really interested in meeting you. 147 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:39,960 She was chatting away... 148 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,360 about this being a new trend - 149 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,280 urban isolation. 150 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,760 Your favorite theme - solitude. 151 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,520 There's a name for it in Japan... 152 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,360 The "Hakuna Matata" type. 153 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,680 -No. -Fuck! 154 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:55,080 JD. 155 00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,640 She really wants to meet you. 156 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:03,680 And because I'm your best friend, what did I do? 157 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:08,640 -JD, you didn't give her my number... -Your address, too. Meet her, man. 158 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:10,960 You won't let me in - that's fine. 159 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,280 -But meet this girl. -No. 160 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:13,400 -No... -Her name is Saira. 161 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:14,800 -JD. -She'll call you. 162 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,360 -I don't want to meet her. -Shut up. 163 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,920 Why is delivering a beautiful girl to your home a problem? 164 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Because I'm not interested. Say no, buddy. 165 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,840 Boss, I shouldn't be telling you this, 166 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,680 but if she doesn't get this story, she'll lose her job. 167 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,880 -I don't care. -Her blood is on your hands. 168 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,680 I don't... I don't want to. Bye. 169 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,000 You motherfucker... 170 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,080 Hello, sir. Your supplies... 171 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:51,560 Shall I cook for you? 172 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:53,040 No, I'll cook myself. 173 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,880 -Mashed eggplant maybe? -No, I've got eggs and bread. 174 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,040 Sir, shall I clean the house? 175 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,080 No, that's not necessary. 176 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:12,480 -Thank you. -Okay, sir. 177 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:31,200 Hi, is that Karan? 178 00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:33,880 That depends... 179 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,720 Hi, this is Saira. I got your number from JD. 180 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,560 -Jamshed Daneja? -Oh... 181 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,840 Boss, let me make one thing very clear. 182 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,440 I'm not a hermit or a samurai. 183 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,600 No. Of course. 184 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:51,800 Well, I heard you watched your car get stolen, 185 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,320 yet you didn't step out of the house. 186 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,800 I called the police, okay? I'm not crazy. 187 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,240 That's not what I'm implying. 188 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:03,400 I'm actually researching the Japanese concept, Hikikomori, 189 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,160 to see if it's happening in India. 190 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,720 "Hikiki" what? 191 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:09,360 Hikikomori. 192 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:14,040 Millions of Japanese people - usually boys, usually young - 193 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,880 shut themselves up in their rooms. 194 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,600 You know, just shut-ins, rejecting society. 195 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:22,520 They are busy with their gadgets, you know, just online. 196 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,560 Zero physical social contact. 197 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,080 You've been doing something similar for six months, right? 198 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,120 So, let's meet. 199 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:31,880 Yes... No. Look, I don't want to be in the papers or on TV, please. 200 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:34,440 No, relax. I don't work in TV or for a newspaper. 201 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:38,000 If I cause you any trouble, then I'll leave. 202 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,280 But what you do is really interesting. 203 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,960 -Madam, it's not interesting-- -Tomorrow? 204 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,000 Tomorrow? Please don't say no. 205 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,480 Look, I don't usually allow anyone in. 206 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,640 Okay, that's very sweet of you. 207 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:54,200 Thanks. Great. So, Tuesday morning, then. Eleven o'clock. 208 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,160 Is tomorrow Tuesday? 209 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:58,120 Yes. 210 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,880 I have your address. I'll see you, Karan. Bye. 211 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,040 Hello? 212 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,160 Okay. Thanks a lot, baby. 213 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,000 -What... What is this? -The package. 214 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,760 You told me you would keep it. 215 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,000 But... 216 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,720 A package, yes, but what is this? 217 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,520 This is a fridge. 218 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,480 I can't have this in my living room all day. 219 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:54,400 Rambo. 220 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,640 Stupid Rambo. Go put it inside. 221 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,920 Come, I'll show you. 222 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:04,320 No. Inside... No. Inside? 223 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,480 Hello? 224 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,840 Hey... hey, bro. 225 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,080 Hey! Ram, bro... 226 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:13,920 Hello... hey! 227 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,520 Yes, let's put it here. 228 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:21,680 Gurmeet Kaur. 229 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,840 This is a package. I'm not Gurmeet Kaur. 230 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,240 Could be your wife. 231 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,720 -No. -Sir, who are you? 232 00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:30,000 Whoever, but not Gurmeet Kaur! 233 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,960 Where is she? When will she come? 234 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,320 I don't know. 235 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,880 Sir, do this - take the package and sign, please. 236 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:40,000 Rambo, I told you to fix the lock. Put him inside. 237 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,280 Hurry up. 238 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,440 Sign, please. You must, sir. 239 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,560 -No. -Sir... 240 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:49,080 What... What is this? 241 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,280 What is this? What's in there? 242 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,640 It's a bag, baby. 243 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:55,800 Body. 244 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:57,200 Body. 245 00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:00,120 Okay, fine. At least it's a package, right? 246 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,960 -He was trying to kidnap me. -So, you gift-wrapped him? 247 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,240 No... You can't keep him here, bro. Bro. 248 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,000 Actually, you know what? 249 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,840 Daddy's enemies - "businessmen" - 250 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:27,160 are always trying to kill me or kidnap me. 251 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,200 That's why I have Rambo. 252 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:31,200 -But... -He broke into my room today. 253 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,600 But Rambo was sleeping there. 254 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,560 You see, I have a king-sized bed. 255 00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:37,120 So, Rambo sleeps in my room, and I sleep in his room. 256 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,120 So, he hit poor Rambo on the head. 257 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,640 And Rambo didn't like that. 258 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,160 Yeah. So... Very good. 259 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,000 But you can't keep this here. Please. 260 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:49,520 Baby, I have to go to a wedding and I have shopping to do. 261 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,600 My cousins are coming. Remember? I told you. 262 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,480 Where can I keep it? 263 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,000 Anywhere else, but not here. 264 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,000 Rambo, put him down. 265 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,000 Pinky, I live here. 266 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,520 I can't spend all day with a corpse. 267 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,960 This is why I offered you sex, right? 268 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,240 Rambo, you turn around. And you come here. 269 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:14,360 Wait... Wait a minute. I can't do this. Please. 270 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:16,520 It's okay, baby. 271 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,640 No problem. 272 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,680 I offered, you refused. 273 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:20,800 It's okay. 274 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,760 Rambo will pick it up in the evening, okay? 275 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,040 Bye, baby. 276 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,560 Oh, yeah. One more thing... 277 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,440 You must keep this package safe. 278 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,400 Because I love you, and all, 279 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,400 but if something goes wrong with the package... 280 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,760 You know Rambo, right? 281 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,360 He just kills people. 282 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,520 Understood, no? Bye. 283 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,120 Baby, come. Let's go. 284 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,240 Hey, Karan. Saira again. 285 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,280 Hey! 286 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,440 Hi, listen. What are you up to now? 287 00:18:59,040 --> 00:18:59,840 Nothing. 288 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,080 Okay, so, what are your plans for the day? 289 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,920 Are people coming over? Do people visit? No, right? 290 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,800 No. Nothing is going on here. 291 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,320 -Generally, I don't meet people. -Okay, great. 292 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,720 So, if you don't mind, can we meet now? 293 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:15,440 Because my meeting got shifted. So, I'm free, too. 294 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,080 Fantastic. I'm right around the corner. 295 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,240 What? No, no! 296 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,880 Relax, Karan. It's going to be painless. 297 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,680 I'll see you. Bye. 298 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,480 No, no... Hello? 299 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,840 Is he alive? 300 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:22,680 Madam... 301 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:24,840 please sign in. 302 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,040 It's compulsory. 303 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,360 Sorry. 304 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,560 Hello? 305 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,320 Hello? 306 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,400 Hello? 307 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:16,440 Hello? 308 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,560 Hi. 309 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:20,760 Hi. 310 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,880 -Saira. -Karan. 311 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,080 I hope it wasn't difficult to find the house. 312 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,160 No, I followed the map. 313 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,120 -Coffee? -Sure. 314 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,000 Come. 315 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:52,840 Sit. 316 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,000 Sit. 317 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:00,240 Wow. 318 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,080 This is a really nice house. 319 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,000 Dude, Hikikomori dens should be like this. 320 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,440 -I'll get coffee. -Sure. 321 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,080 AVOID: REACHED? 322 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:33,960 Saira, coffee. 323 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,640 Thank you. 324 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,960 So, I'll start with the obvious question. 325 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,080 When did you decide to stay indoors, and why? 326 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,400 I guess I needed a break. 327 00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,000 I was a banker. 328 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:01,080 So, the bank was the problem? 329 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,400 Promotions, responsibilities, ambitions... 330 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,440 I spent my whole life... 331 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,520 and all my time trying to plan this house. 332 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,600 I didn't actually spend any time in it. 333 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,960 Normally, people call that success. 334 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,480 Some people figure it out early and others, late. 335 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:24,760 Everyone... 336 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,160 thinks... 337 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,680 "I'll earn this much and retire." 338 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:31,760 But that target keeps increasing. 339 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:36,720 You attend meeting after meeting, make Excel spreadsheets, analyze them... 340 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,640 You look up and six years are gone. 341 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,280 And just to be clear, you never leave the house? 342 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,920 Like, not even to get cigarettes. 343 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:48,920 I don't smoke. 344 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,080 Cash? I mean, you need money. 345 00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,560 Yes. The watchman gets it. 346 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:56,840 Trusting... 347 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,000 Okay, I can't think of anything else. What if there's a fire? 348 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,320 Obviously... 349 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,320 A friend's emergency? 350 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,560 Of course. But it's better if you don't curse my future. 351 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:10,880 Sure. 352 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,640 What about elections? 353 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,040 You don't seem the voting type, though. 354 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,560 The next election is far away. 355 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,200 I'll vote next time. 356 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,120 Look, I'm okay staying in. 357 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,240 I trade stocks and do Skype consulting. It's no big deal. 358 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:27,760 So... 359 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:33,040 Can I see your home? 360 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:37,440 For the story, of course. 361 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:38,920 Yeah. 362 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:40,640 Yeah. 363 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:41,760 Great. 364 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,040 How is... 365 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,280 It's really pretty. 366 00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:08,160 Thank you. 367 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,320 I got it from Burma. 368 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,800 And... mathematical stuff... 369 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,680 That's my room. And... 370 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,480 Bedroom. 371 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:24,840 Nice. 372 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,360 -This is a really nice place, Karan. -Thank you. 373 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:53,800 Much cleaner than mine. 374 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:05,560 -Shall we go? -Okay. 375 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:43,200 Did a short man enter the building? He's short. 376 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:44,960 Height is not noted in the register. 377 00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:47,720 Was he in there? Let's check. 378 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:49,080 Sign in first. 379 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,080 Let's go. 380 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:01,800 Thank you. 381 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,680 Your bot cleans the house all by itself? 382 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,200 With no help? 383 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,200 Robert is a smart maid. 384 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:29,920 KHALEESI: AK PUSHED TO FRI 385 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:30,960 Oh, damn. 386 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,840 My next meeting has been canceled. 387 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,240 Come on. 388 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,480 Let's continue the interview outside, over lunch. 389 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:49,600 Come on. 390 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,480 You'll have to step out someday. 391 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:54,200 And I'm slightly hungry. 392 00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:57,720 Nice try. 393 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,360 But I would freeze at the door. 394 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,440 I'm fine at home. 395 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,400 Like I said, no big deal. 396 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,200 If it's no big deal, then let's go. 397 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,280 If you don't like it, stay in for another six months. Okay? 398 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,240 No. 399 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:22,440 Why? 400 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,720 It would ruin your story. 401 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,160 -Nicely done. -Thanks. 402 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:35,000 You know, the worst part is that I totally get it. 403 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,360 The office, this city, the pollution... 404 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:40,840 the men... 405 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:44,280 You know, honestly, 406 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,960 I've always dreamt of taking a year off 407 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:47,920 to do nothing. 408 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,680 Rather, do nothing. 409 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:55,080 Just cut myself off from everything and everyone. 410 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,280 Just be by myself. 411 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,720 If you don't meet people, there's no stress, 412 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,480 no confusion, no miscommunication, 413 00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:05,280 no scope for cheating... 414 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,200 You should do it. 415 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:12,480 Sure. 416 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,560 If I could afford it, I would. 417 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,120 You know, when I heard about you, 418 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,320 I decided I'd meet you and uncover all your secrets, 419 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:22,880 so I could try it myself. 420 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,200 But your secret is clear. 421 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,640 You're loaded, boss. 422 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:34,080 You have everything. You can do whatever you like. 423 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,680 So, you figured it out? 424 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:39,720 The interview is over? 425 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,600 Did it even start? 426 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:45,360 You distracted me by listening to my Hikikomori story. 427 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,320 Don't do that. I get to ask the questions. 428 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,480 Fine, noted. 429 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,840 You ask the questions and... 430 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,120 I can serve you lunch. 431 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,960 You're hungry. You can eat here. 432 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:02,160 You'll also see what I can cook at home... 433 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:04,640 what I've learnt. 434 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,240 You know, stuff like that. 435 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:11,360 If something happens to this package... You know Rambo, right? 436 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,400 Can I help? 437 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:15,960 No. Why? No. 438 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,440 No, I'm good. 439 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,840 Okay. 440 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,800 Thank you. Will you excuse me? 441 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:26,800 Robert... 442 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:28,720 don't you cook? 443 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,120 Pinky, pick up, pick up. Pinky. 444 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,720 Fuck! 445 00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,880 -I'll just... -Oh, sorry. 446 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:03,360 Salary? 447 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:05,960 Oh, yes. Salary. 448 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:08,960 -Did you wash the car? -Yes. 449 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,600 -Did you start the engine? -Yes. 450 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:14,160 Here, 800 rupees. The car is fine, right? 451 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,600 Yes, sir. Sir, here... 452 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:18,800 Your keys. 453 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,360 I got a new job as a driver. I start tomorrow. 454 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,080 You drive? 455 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:24,960 I learned with your car, sir. 456 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,040 That Mukesh... Mukesh is the new watchman. 457 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,760 He'll come from tomorrow to wash the car. 458 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:37,640 Don't give him your ATM card yet, sir. 459 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:38,520 He's new. 460 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,440 Yes. 461 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,360 -All the best. -Thank you, sir. 462 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,240 -Go. -I'll go now, sir. 463 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,280 So, you're okay with all this? 464 00:33:58,880 --> 00:33:59,960 Yes, why? 465 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:02,200 He's a nice guy. 466 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,320 He's progressing. 467 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,440 He is much better than the last guy was. 468 00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,400 By last guy you mean the one who stole your car? 469 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:18,400 Which means one guy got a car and the other a career. 470 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,760 No, one minute. 471 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:25,320 I'm not running a charity here or a driving school. 472 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:29,440 Amazing. 473 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,880 You know, I lived in Japan for a year, 474 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:38,280 teaching English. 475 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,280 When I got back from Japan, 476 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,040 it was my first weekend in Delhi, 477 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,920 I was watching a movie on my laptop, 478 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,680 and a man was on the roof of the next building. 479 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,640 He must have been in his forties, wearing a vest and yellow shorts. 480 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,480 He randomly picks up a pole. 481 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:55,720 On the other end of the pole... 482 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,400 he had hung a pair of panties. 483 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,720 -Panties? -Pink panties. 484 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,640 So, he picks up the pole 485 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,800 and starts wildly swinging it in the wind, this way and that, 486 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,520 with the pink panties. 487 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,760 And suddenly, the sky turns dark. 488 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:15,280 He was summoning the rain. 489 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:16,680 No. 490 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,160 The sky darkens because of pigeons. 491 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:22,920 -Pigeons? -Pigeons. 492 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,200 They come from everywhere. 493 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,400 They cover the roof. Pigeons, pigeons everywhere... 494 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,680 Okay. Then? 495 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,480 Nothing. He kept feeding them. 496 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:35,640 End of story. 497 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:39,920 I'd like to meet Captain Panties. 498 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,280 For that you have to get out. 499 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,800 Who is Watchman Tiwari here? 500 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,200 It's me, sir. 501 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:57,880 Did you file a complaint? 502 00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,360 Yes. 503 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,640 Two men came here 504 00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:01,960 and just beat me up. 505 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:03,280 Then? 506 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,480 Sir, they went in and then they left. 507 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,280 -Why did you let them go? -They were goons, sir. 508 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,080 -Let's go check. -Sign in, sir. 509 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,280 Well, it looks good. 510 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,920 Try it and then tell me. 511 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:38,920 God, Karan, it's so good. 512 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,960 Staying home turned you into MasterChef Delhi? 513 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,000 Thank you. 514 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:45,760 Other domestic skills, 515 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:47,280 are they just as good? 516 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,800 I mean, you clean the place. 517 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,240 Plumbing? 518 00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,000 No. Tried. Failed. 519 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,520 Oh dear, you were almost the perfect husband. 520 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:01,440 Okay, alone is best. 521 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,560 But I have a plumber who would make the perfect husband. 522 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,120 Hardworking, works day and night... 523 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,280 What's in it for me if he works day and night? 524 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,440 He might want to fix some drain even on the wedding night. 525 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,040 "Back in five!" But he never returns. 526 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,440 But when he returns, he'll give first-class service. 527 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,600 We'll find a groom later. 528 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,920 What does your family think about all of this? 529 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,680 They're looking for ways to get me out of the house. 530 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,760 My mom, dad, friends... 531 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:50,960 So, for how long, then? 532 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,200 I don't know. As long as I can. 533 00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:55,880 I like this life. 534 00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,320 This story just keeps getting better. 535 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,600 You know, my girlfriends keep asking me, "Where are all the good guys?" 536 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,520 Maybe they're at home... 537 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:07,320 not stepping out. 538 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,560 But you know, all said and done... 539 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:16,560 don't you get bored at home? 540 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,720 Bored? No. 541 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:23,000 You get to learn really strange things when you're by yourself. 542 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:24,800 -Alone. -Really? Like what? 543 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:28,520 Hikikomori, right? Zero physical and social contact. 544 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,520 Rejecting society. 545 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,440 Come, I'll show you. Come. 546 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:37,560 So... 547 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:42,880 Come. 548 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,080 Do you see that? 549 00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,840 Monkeys attack that house every day. 550 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,160 Two brothers live in this apartment. 551 00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:57,560 They fight over the same apartment and they've hired the same goon. 552 00:38:59,000 --> 00:38:59,840 And... 553 00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:03,600 right there is our nudist uncle. 554 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,480 And over there, the Chinese spy. 555 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,160 How do you know he's a spy? 556 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,480 How do you know the spy is a "he"? 557 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,840 Madam scans the whole neighborhood with her telescope. 558 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:21,680 Spy. 559 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,000 But my personal favorite... 560 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,760 our very own, happily-married uncle, 561 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:30,000 who waits for his wife to leave for work 562 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,120 and his kids, for school, 563 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,000 so that his boyfriend can come over. 564 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,520 The signal... 565 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:38,560 is given on this balcony - 566 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,360 a yellow towel... 567 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,640 with the message, "It's hot." 568 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:45,720 Superb. 569 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,760 But how do you know that he's his boyfriend? 570 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,640 Because I've seen them have physical and social contact. 571 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:08,440 Dating apps? Tinder? I'm asking for the story. 572 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:12,840 No, of course. I downloaded Tinder. Swiped, swiped, deleted. 573 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:13,720 How come? 574 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,360 When the question, "Should we meet?" arose, 575 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:17,800 inviting a girl home seemed weird. 576 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:19,120 And I don't go out. 577 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:20,760 Alone is good. 578 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,320 Yeah, that can be really creepy. 579 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,000 I'm off Tinder too. 580 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:28,360 My ex-boyfriend downloaded Tinder on my phone and matched me with every guy. 581 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:29,720 His idea of a joke. 582 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,760 Actually, I can't handle dating. 583 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:38,640 If you introduce two strangers like that, how can you expect any honesty? 584 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:41,920 Yeah. 585 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:43,880 I completely agree. 586 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,920 I used to believe that people are honest, 587 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,200 but then I came to my senses. 588 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:52,280 Alone is best. 589 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,240 Seriously, Karan. 590 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,480 You're not alone. You're lucky. 591 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:02,800 You have so many friends and your family cares about you. 592 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,640 They want to see you happy. 593 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:12,080 If I decide to stay at home, cut myself off from society, 594 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,120 weeks would pass by, and no one would notice. 595 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,800 I would notice. 596 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:41,200 Where did you go? 597 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,640 Sorry. What were you saying? 598 00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:49,760 I was saying that I'm a stranger with whom you must be honest. 599 00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:51,480 Or I couldn't write this story. 600 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,480 Right, right. 601 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:56,240 Excuse me. 602 00:41:58,040 --> 00:41:59,000 One second. 603 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:08,520 Pinky. 604 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,680 Karan, baby. Where are you? 605 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,440 Oh, wait. Where could you be? 606 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,040 Pinky! Pinky, this corpse is alive. 607 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,840 He's making sounds and his eyes are rolling. 608 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,760 What are you saying, baby? 609 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,640 Stupid Rambo. 610 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,320 What will you do now, baby? 611 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,040 What can I do? I'm dying from stress. 612 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,360 Okay, baby, do this. 613 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,480 You have a knife at home, no? A big kitchen knife? 614 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,320 Yes. 615 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,440 Okay, so, exactly one hand's length below his left shoulder, 616 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,480 baby, stick the knife in there, okay? 617 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:44,640 No. No! 618 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,520 No, no, I understand. 619 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,400 The knife might get stuck in his ribs. 620 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:52,800 You know what, baby? Just slit his throat. It's safest. 621 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,640 Spread a plastic sheet or something on the ground, okay? 622 00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:57,680 Hey, are you crazy? 623 00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,600 I'm getting this suitcase out. I can't deal with this. 624 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:03,080 Don't be stupid, Karan, baby. 625 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,200 Anyway, you can't. The police have arrived, so... 626 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,240 Police? 627 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:08,360 Oh, yes. 628 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,280 If the suitcase with the living guy in it falls into the wrong hands, 629 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,000 baby, it will be a mess. 630 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:14,440 You know, he'll spill the beans. 631 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,480 So, he's safest in your house. 632 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,800 So, you keep him safe. Okay, baby? I've got to go now. Bye. 633 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,120 -No, Pinky. -Rambo, move it away. 634 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,560 No, I'm not safe. I'm... 635 00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:23,400 I'm not safe. 636 00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:25,880 The police can't come here. 637 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:35,080 KHALEESI: YOUR LAPTOP IS IN OFFICE. WHERE ARE YOU? 638 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,840 IT'S HOT 639 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,200 Hey, what's wrong? All good? 640 00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:58,320 All good. 641 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,800 I've taken up a lot of your time. 642 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:03,400 I should leave. 643 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,840 I couldn't become your Hikikomori, right? 644 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,560 I should have been weirder. 645 00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:14,800 I should go. 646 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,920 Thank you, Karan. 647 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:32,880 Good luck with everything. 648 00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:33,960 Yeah. 649 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:39,000 -Bye. -Bye. 650 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:43,280 Bye. 651 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:25,600 -Handsome. -What? 652 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:27,560 Bro, 653 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:29,760 answer my texts once in a while. 654 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,840 -What is it, JD? -One minute. 655 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:36,240 Why are you talking to me when there is a hot girl with you? 656 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,480 JD, she was here for work, she left. 657 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,440 If you thought it was a date, you're an asshole. 658 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,080 You've already got rid of her? 659 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:46,640 No problem. 660 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:48,920 I'll adjust. 661 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:51,080 What are you saying? 662 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:52,560 You know... 663 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,360 You have always been useful to me, 664 00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:59,240 since school, when I used to copy your math paper and pass. 665 00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:00,680 So? 666 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:06,920 Women... Women, Karan, when they meet a sensible, straightforward man, 667 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,800 they start imagining their lives with him. 668 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:14,040 Steady, reliable and absolutely dull. 669 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:14,920 Hey, just-- 670 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,600 And then they want a little excitement, so they call JD. 671 00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:20,800 And JD gets what JD wants. 672 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,680 In fact, I'll call her right now. 673 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,640 JD, shut up, or else I'll slap you. 674 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:26,360 Oh, why? 675 00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:30,040 -You like her, or what? -Listen, JD, listen to me. 676 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,280 She's a nice person. 677 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:32,280 So am I. 678 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:33,560 You just leave her alone. 679 00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:36,400 Okay? Hello... 680 00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,040 Are you... 681 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,160 ...at Christmas slowly reveals the... 682 00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:19,560 -Karan? -Hey. 683 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:20,760 Hey! 684 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:21,960 Is everything okay? 685 00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:25,960 Would you like to come back? 686 00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,240 Sorry, what? 687 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,200 Would you like... Hello? 688 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:31,480 -Hello? -Hello? 689 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:32,960 Yeah, I can hear you. What? 690 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,160 Yeah, I... 691 00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:40,040 I thought, if you want to return... Do come back. 692 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:45,720 Hello? 693 00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:47,040 Yeah. 694 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:54,720 Actually, Karan, I have to submit two articles at the office urgently. 695 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,600 So, I have to rush. 696 00:47:58,600 --> 00:47:59,880 And the interview is over. 697 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,400 Yeah. Well... 698 00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,040 I'm glad you came. 699 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,000 Come again some time. 700 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:11,920 Hello? 701 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,960 No, see you... Hello? 702 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,680 -Hello? -Hello... 703 00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,360 Shucks. Perfect! 704 00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:25,240 Hello? 705 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:36,720 "Come again some time." Are you crazy, or what? 706 00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:35,680 Can I help you, sir? 707 00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:40,200 Have you seen two goons? 708 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:42,640 No. 709 00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:48,000 Let's go. 710 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:19,080 I didn't see anything. 711 00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,400 I wasn't here. 712 00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:23,720 I wasn't even here. 713 00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:38,680 Hi. 714 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:41,400 Hi. 715 00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:43,240 I don't mean to be a pile-on, 716 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,640 but I left my laptop at the office. 717 00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:50,200 And I just found out that there's no electricity there until the evening. 718 00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:53,480 So, I have to submit those urgent articles. 719 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,040 The result of going out... 720 00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:56,600 is overrated. 721 00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:00,960 I could have worked on my phone also, but the battery is low. 722 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:05,000 And I'm assuming the network was down because I messaged you. 723 00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:05,960 So, I... 724 00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:09,520 -Should I read them? -No. 725 00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:12,880 Welcome back. 726 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,680 I'm assuming that you have a laptop. 727 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,600 Yeah. And Wi-Fi, too. Super strong. 728 00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,320 You can work from here. The computer is inside. 729 00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:24,480 You can relax. 730 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:28,120 Listen, Karan. 731 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,240 I don't normally conduct interviews like this. 732 00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:34,400 But the interview is over, right? 733 00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:36,720 Come. 734 00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:38,000 Yeah. 735 00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:42,800 Why did you return from Japan? 736 00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,040 My visa expired, buddy. 737 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,240 1 NEW MESSAGE 738 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:56,360 AVOID: WHERE R U? 739 00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,040 Even if you turn your phone off, 740 00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,560 the world finds a way to intrude. 741 00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:09,480 I'll be right back. 742 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:19,960 Sir, Tasty Palace. 743 00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,000 -Hello, Tasty Palace. -Your food. 744 00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:24,920 It's not mine. 745 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:26,720 It's not yours? 746 00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:31,000 Does this happen a lot? 747 00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,280 -He’ll ask if this is the second floor. -Is this the second floor, sir? 748 00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,680 And now the climax - "It could be downstairs." 749 00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:43,680 It could be downstairs. 750 00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,800 God! You are really calm. 751 00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:57,000 I would have yelled. 752 00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:59,400 Five years ago, I would have yelled. 753 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,120 But it's really nothing. No big deal. 754 00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:05,120 Nice. 755 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:08,720 So, by staying at home, you have become calm and kind. 756 00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:10,040 No. 757 00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:12,200 It's just to impress you. 758 00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,000 Any other observations? 759 00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,120 Oh, many observations. 760 00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:23,040 But before that, I need to work. And I need to use your bathroom. 761 00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,120 Yes, sure. Yes. In here. 762 00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:29,600 You can go... I'll show you. 763 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:31,200 Thanks. 764 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,160 What's going on here, Karan? 765 00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:17,600 What's going on here? 766 00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:19,440 Who else is here? 767 00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,720 I'm sure you have a girlfriend who has gone out, 768 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:25,440 and you're all playing a prank on me. 769 00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:26,920 No. 770 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:28,040 Why... What happened? 771 00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:29,880 That. 772 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:33,280 That right there is not a single man's toilet. 773 00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:36,600 I mean, your house is extra clean. Okay. I get it. 774 00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:37,760 But that bathroom... 775 00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:41,600 Listen, you're not some psycho murderer, right? 776 00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:42,840 No-- 777 00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:45,360 This whole time 778 00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:47,120 you thought I was normal. 779 00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:48,760 So, now... 780 00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,840 Do you always suspect that your interview subjects 781 00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:53,640 are about to murder you? 782 00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:57,200 Actually, sometimes. 783 00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:00,160 Next time you come, I'll keep the bathroom filthy. 784 00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:01,640 Psycho murderer, it seems... 785 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,520 Do you meet many creepy people? 786 00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:07,080 I met a creepy director yesterday. 787 00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:09,920 He just assumed I was going to sleep with him, 788 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,520 just because he was famous at one point. 789 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,520 The same day. Can you imagine? 790 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,240 Like, I was going to meet him and fall for him, or something... 791 00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,880 -Unbelievable. -At least, he wasn't a murderer. 792 00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:22,040 Who knows? 793 00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:25,800 Maybe he had a couple of dead bodies stashed away in a cupboard. 794 00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:31,720 Sorry to disappoint you. 795 00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,000 That's all right. 796 00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:35,720 Okay, I should actually do some work now. 797 00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:38,320 Yes, I'll make some coffee. 798 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:39,960 Genius. 799 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:44,760 Sorry. 800 00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:47,360 Handsome. 801 00:55:47,720 --> 00:55:49,760 Hi, JD. I'm busy. 802 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,240 Why? Did Saira come back? 803 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:57,120 Wow. 804 00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:58,640 She did? 805 00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,320 She's here to work. I'll call you later. 806 00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:03,080 She came back? 807 00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:06,600 Yes. Let it go. Okay, bye. 808 00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:08,680 -Give Saira the phone. -Why? 809 00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,160 -I want to talk to her. -What? 810 00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:14,160 She's my friend's friend, right? 811 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:16,440 What's up, JD? 812 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:18,240 -Give her the phone. -Later. 813 00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:20,000 Give her the phone, dude. 814 00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:21,480 Bro. 815 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:23,720 Hey, give it to her. 816 00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:24,680 Give it to her. 817 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:26,240 Saira? 818 00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:28,000 -Fine. -Saira? 819 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:29,600 He is insisting. 820 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:30,920 JD. 821 00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:32,800 Who? Your friend JD? 822 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:36,240 Hello? 823 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:37,600 Why is your phone off? 824 00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:38,800 Hi, JD. 825 00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:40,600 I've been calling you for eons. 826 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:43,200 How are you, JD? 827 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,920 You know bloody well how I am. 828 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,040 What are you two doing? 829 00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:48,200 Why did you go back? 830 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:51,320 JD, actually, I'm a bit busy right now. I have a deadline. 831 00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:52,640 Is he near you? 832 00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:54,440 Is he looking at you? 833 00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:57,680 Okay, JD. Nice chat. 834 00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,560 Nice chat? Really? 835 00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:00,880 Like that? 836 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:02,840 Switch your phone on right now 837 00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,880 and tell him we have to speak in private. 838 00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:07,400 No. Not now. 839 00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:09,240 Is he bothering you? 840 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:10,240 Hang up. 841 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,120 Hang up. I even do the same. 842 00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:14,520 It works. 843 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:20,120 -Is everything okay? -Yeah, carry on. 844 00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,520 JD, you are a complete bastard. 845 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,960 And she is back. So, you can speak now? Witch. 846 00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,440 You said you wouldn't harass me. 847 00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:39,320 Harass? Is that how you speak to me now? 848 00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:43,840 -First, screw you. -Okay. 849 00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:45,360 Second, I have a genuine story here. 850 00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:52,440 Oh, man. 851 00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:54,240 And you asked me to meet Karan. 852 00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:57,720 I wondered whether you two would get along. 853 00:57:58,920 --> 00:57:59,760 Calm down, dude. 854 00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:05,400 Then I remembered what you looked like when we used to... 855 00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:06,760 No. 856 00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:10,160 I don't want to talk to you. Why am I talking to you? 857 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:13,720 Now I'm nervous that you'll leave me for Karan... 858 00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:18,960 Bro. Oh, dude! 859 00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:20,880 Oh, Karan. 860 00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:21,800 Leave you? 861 00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:24,080 I've already left you, JD! 862 00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,840 You said you were having the best sex of your life, 863 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:33,320 and now you're ruining it? 864 00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:37,800 Brother, do what you want, 865 00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,400 but do it quietly - I have a guest. 866 00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,400 You were cheating on me, you sleazebag. 867 00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:57,720 Babes, we weren't exclusive. 868 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:02,680 How many women have you cheated on, JD? 869 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:06,080 You're a manipulative, lying prick. That's what you are. 870 00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:17,000 Is Karan a really good guy? 871 00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:20,520 Very much. And I have no idea how the two of you are friends. 872 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:22,560 We are friends. Okay? 873 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,080 And Karan is no angel. Trust me. 874 00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:28,600 Trust? 875 00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:31,000 JD, you don't even know what that word means. 876 00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:32,160 So, don't say, "Trust me." 877 00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:33,880 Every man... 878 00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:36,040 Every man hides something, okay? 879 00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:42,440 I have no idea why we're discussing this at this point in time. 880 00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:44,600 But I want you to know, that unlike you, 881 00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:47,400 I don't start immediately thinking about having sex with someone 882 00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:48,640 the moment I meet them. 883 00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:51,240 You and Karan are the same, made for each other. 884 00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:54,520 If you had been born in the 40s, you both would make a perfect... 885 00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:57,040 -Bye, JD. -Okay... Listen. 886 01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:07,280 If you're attracted to Karan, 887 01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:09,720 there's no reason to tell him 888 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:12,080 the two of us were lovers, okay? 889 01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:14,880 He won't be able to handle it. 890 01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:20,880 Why? 891 01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:24,080 Because you two are best friends? 892 01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:26,840 Yes... bum-chums. 893 01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:36,640 But you know a lot about sleeping with people's best friends, don't you, JD? 894 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:39,880 It was just one time. 895 01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:42,360 Hey! 896 01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:46,960 Were you and JD arguing? 897 01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:49,160 You know him? 898 01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:54,800 Well, he and my friend once... 899 01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:56,040 Ah... 900 01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:58,800 Typical JD. 901 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,320 You two seem very unlikely friends. 902 01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:06,680 I've known him since school. 903 01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,800 Yes, he has big problems. 904 01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:11,720 But deep down, he's a nice guy. 905 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:13,960 If you say so. 906 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,160 Thank you. 907 01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:26,640 What was that noise 908 01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:28,560 that you heard and then you suddenly ran off. 909 01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:34,640 There's this senior citizen next door. 910 01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:37,800 When he clears his throat, it's like the apocalypse. 911 01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:49,040 These Hikikomoris have got it wrong. 912 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:52,880 Spending your life in front of a digital screen... 913 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,440 But that's your life, Karan. 914 01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:57,760 No, I don't stay indoors for the internet. 915 01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:01,840 I just wanted one day... 916 01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:04,160 where no one would disturb me. 917 01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:06,360 It's been nine months. 918 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:10,160 It's been nine months? 919 01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:13,440 I thought it had been six months. 920 01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:16,480 It will be nine months tomorrow. 921 01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:19,000 Nice. 279 days. 922 01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:21,040 What? 279 days? 923 01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:28,280 Is that why you learned to talk to plants? 924 01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:31,400 I learned to listen. 925 01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:33,560 They listen. 926 01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:36,880 Everyone is so caught up in speaking 927 01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:38,280 that no one listens. 928 01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:45,920 This is why Japanese people... 929 01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:47,840 create Zen gardens. 930 01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:51,480 Sir... 931 01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:53,480 please explain Japan to me. 932 01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:24,880 What is it now? 933 01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:28,120 Her phone is off. Are you sleeping with her? 934 01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:29,840 Are you on drugs again, JD? 935 01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:32,720 Bro... you're a loser. 936 01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:36,200 Sit at home and sulk if you want to, all your life. 937 01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:38,480 But I want the girl. I'll get her. 938 01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:39,840 Seriously, JD? 939 01:04:41,080 --> 01:04:42,080 Bro, pass the phone. 940 01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:44,000 I'll steal her in front you. 941 01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:45,680 You must be used to this by now. 942 01:04:58,280 --> 01:04:59,200 What happened? 943 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,440 He's lost it. Forget him. 944 01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:04,040 What was he saying? 945 01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:07,880 CALL FROM JD 946 01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:11,600 I'm not taking it. 947 01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:14,440 Don't, no... 948 01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:22,200 JD, what are you doing? 949 01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:24,120 Oh, it's you. 950 01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:29,520 Listen, get out of there. Enough is enough. 951 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:30,880 What? 952 01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:32,840 Look, Saira. I'm doing this for you. 953 01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:35,320 Okay? I want you. Get out of there. 954 01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:41,520 You know what? You, me and your friend Mala... 955 01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:43,560 We should get together. 956 01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:46,880 The two of you look so hot together. 957 01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:49,000 Her name is Maya. 958 01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:51,440 JD, don't ever call me again. 959 01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:54,960 Unbelievable. 960 01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:07,320 What did he say? 961 01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:11,560 I don't remember. 962 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:14,240 Cool. Me neither. 963 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:23,240 Man... 964 01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:27,360 You seem completely normal. 965 01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:30,480 Why don't you go out? 966 01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:33,240 Come on. 967 01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,440 It's been nine months, Karan. 968 01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:37,640 No, thanks. 969 01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:38,880 No, really. 970 01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:40,880 Come on. 971 01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:44,680 See, the world's a lovely place. 972 01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:46,280 It's not that lovely. 973 01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:49,680 True. 974 01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:54,360 But step outside. 975 01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:02,160 Today is a good day for staying in. 976 01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:06,400 You're here, good conversation... 977 01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:08,920 Some other day, not today. 978 01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:16,120 So what now? 979 01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:27,120 Is your work finished? 980 01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:30,120 There's a lot left. 981 01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:02,120 Pick up. 982 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:04,560 Pinky, pick up. 983 01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:07,600 Please, pick up. Please, bloody... 984 01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:11,400 Of course... 985 01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:36,400 Karan, baby. 986 01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:37,440 Pinky. 987 01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:39,000 Where are you? 988 01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:41,240 At the wedding. Where else? 989 01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:43,840 When is Rambo coming? 990 01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:47,280 Baby, Rambo can't leave me alone here. 991 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:50,960 There are so many cute boys here. It will take some more time. Okay? 992 01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:52,280 Oh, hang on, baby. 993 01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:53,240 No, no... 994 01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:14,880 -Baby, you're still there? -I can't take this anymore. 995 01:09:15,440 --> 01:09:16,720 I'm dumping the suitcase. 996 01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:19,640 Come on, baby. Rambo will get upset. 997 01:09:20,040 --> 01:09:20,840 I have a guest. 998 01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:23,520 Do other people come to your house? 999 01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:24,640 When will he leave? 1000 01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:26,480 I don't know when she'll leave. 1001 01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:29,800 She? It's a girl? 1002 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:34,120 Karan, baby, you rejected me and now you're with some loose woman? 1003 01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:35,920 -No, no. -Anyway, not to worry. 1004 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:37,160 Rambo will pick it up. 1005 01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:39,760 I'll scold you later. My song is ending. Bye. 1006 01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:40,880 No, don't... 1007 01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:42,480 Hello? 1008 01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:46,120 Pinky? 1009 01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:48,800 You listen... 1010 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:18,440 SLEEPING PILLS 1011 01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:38,120 MY PICTURES 1012 01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:44,760 Hey. 1013 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:49,960 Thank you, chef. 1014 01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:51,200 You're welcome. 1015 01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:57,600 SLEEPING PILLS 1016 01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:35,640 Bro. 1017 01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:39,280 You scream, you die. Okay? 1018 01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:42,200 Hungry? 1019 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:51,640 Don't scream. 1020 01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:53,800 Please, please. 1021 01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:56,760 Drink. 1022 01:11:58,640 --> 01:11:59,440 Relax. 1023 01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:07,280 ARE YOU NORMAL OR NUTS? 1024 01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:09,880 EXPERTS SAY YOU MIGHT NOT BE AS LOONY AS YOU THINK. 1025 01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:12,480 I was helpless, bro. Sorry. 1026 01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:16,920 If I let you go, they will kill me. I can't do any more. 1027 01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:22,760 That's it? 1028 01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:31,240 You should sleep now. 1029 01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:39,120 Open your mouth. 1030 01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:40,960 Open. 1031 01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:44,360 Relax. 1032 01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:48,320 Go to sleep. 1033 01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:07,920 FINISH LAST OF US VIDEO GAME 1034 01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:23,560 I've finished my work. 1035 01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:30,120 Why have you randomly written names of video games on your planner? 1036 01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:31,640 That... 1037 01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:33,720 Put the murder weapon down, please. 1038 01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:34,840 Sorry. 1039 01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:37,760 I have old motion sensor games. No one plays them. 1040 01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:41,520 Wow, I grew up playing motion sensor games. I love them! 1041 01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:44,680 Of course you do. 1042 01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:46,400 Come on, then! 1043 01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:48,640 I will beat you on your home ground. 1044 01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:08,280 I thought your Hikikomori lair would be exciting. 1045 01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:10,080 You know, messy, full of secrets... 1046 01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:12,480 What sort of hidden fortress is this? 1047 01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:14,240 Well... 1048 01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:16,920 Next time, I'll make this messy too. 1049 01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:19,840 By the way, that suitcase is so you. 1050 01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:22,760 Oh, that belongs to my neighbor. 1051 01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:24,760 He left it here for the day. 1052 01:14:24,840 --> 01:14:27,120 -Come. Shall we? -Yeah, let's do this. 1053 01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:40,360 Nice. 1054 01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:52,400 It's been a long time since I last spent so much time with anyone. 1055 01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:56,760 Wow. 1056 01:14:58,240 --> 01:14:59,080 So what now? 1057 01:15:00,560 --> 01:15:02,160 Do you feel like kicking me out? 1058 01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:05,760 No, on the contrary... 1059 01:15:07,480 --> 01:15:08,960 I'm actually enjoying it. 1060 01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:12,240 Sure? 1061 01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:14,080 Yes. 1062 01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:15,880 You're losing. Try harder. 1063 01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:34,920 And I thought I was the competitive one. 1064 01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:36,600 But I... 1065 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,000 just won. 1066 01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:40,960 Are we done? 1067 01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:44,120 I saw a tennis game. 1068 01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:46,200 Tennis? 1069 01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:49,640 Yeah. 1070 01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:52,480 VIRTUAL TENNIS 4 1071 01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:04,960 This is amazing. 1072 01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:06,320 I miss this. 1073 01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:08,480 I think you miss losing. 1074 01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:10,760 -Play. -Shut up. 1075 01:16:34,240 --> 01:16:35,040 Show off. 1076 01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:36,520 Focus... 1077 01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:39,920 or you'll lose. 1078 01:16:42,040 --> 01:16:42,920 This is the best. 1079 01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:46,120 Play when you want. 1080 01:16:48,240 --> 01:16:49,560 Alone or with someone. 1081 01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:55,920 You control the players and... 1082 01:16:57,120 --> 01:16:58,200 nobody 1083 01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:00,040 can 1084 01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:00,960 lie. 1085 01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:04,000 Yes! 1086 01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:08,960 Good game. 1087 01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:15,480 What's next? 1088 01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:23,040 Okay, my turn. 1089 01:17:23,440 --> 01:17:24,360 Favorite movie? 1090 01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:25,520 Sholay. 1091 01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:27,320 Sholay is, like, mid-70s. 1092 01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:30,640 Favorite romantic comedy? 1093 01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:32,240 -Sholay. -What? 1094 01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:34,720 It is. Sholay is every kind of film. 1095 01:17:35,120 --> 01:17:36,280 The last olive... 1096 01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:38,080 This is Basanti. 1097 01:17:38,600 --> 01:17:42,000 Basanti, go to Veeru. You are Veeru. 1098 01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:48,200 Basanti won't last long with me. 1099 01:17:49,480 --> 01:17:51,520 She'll be exhausted listening to me complain 1100 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:54,440 about how much I hate my office. 1101 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,840 My life doesn't even have an office. 1102 01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:01,600 Take it. 1103 01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:04,400 Forget the office. I'm trapped in this city. 1104 01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:08,640 I'm physically trapped in this apartment. 1105 01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:13,440 Are we playing "the biggest loser gets the olive"? 1106 01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:15,880 Because I got run over by a cow once. 1107 01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:17,920 Cow? Don't even try it. 1108 01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:22,240 My life is a lot more messed up than yours, 1109 01:18:23,080 --> 01:18:24,880 and I don't even know how to fix it. 1110 01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:28,000 So, this olive... 1111 01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:29,720 is mine. 1112 01:18:32,160 --> 01:18:33,000 Wait. 1113 01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:37,160 My ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend, 1114 01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:39,560 and I don't think I'll ever trust anyone again. 1115 01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:47,200 I'm sorry. 1116 01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:53,960 My wife eloped with my boss. 1117 01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:07,320 We got married and I worked like mad... 1118 01:19:08,920 --> 01:19:10,880 because I really wanted... 1119 01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:13,080 a perfect life for us. 1120 01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:16,320 So, I worked hard, day and night. 1121 01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:18,800 I even did my boss' work. 1122 01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:23,800 I later found out that my boss had been at my house all along, doing my job. 1123 01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:26,200 I lost my wife and my job. 1124 01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:29,880 I was too ashamed to step out. 1125 01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:32,800 Then it was nicer indoors. 1126 01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:35,400 Now, I'm used to it. 1127 01:19:37,160 --> 01:19:38,720 For years, she kept telling me, 1128 01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:40,760 "Karan, come home. 1129 01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:42,800 Karan, come home." 1130 01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:45,160 And Karan came home. 1131 01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:47,800 But now he can't leave home. 1132 01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:45,200 Hello, sir, Tasty Palace. 1133 01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:46,360 Hi, Tasty Palace. 1134 01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:47,800 Here is your food. 1135 01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:48,880 It's not mine. 1136 01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:51,000 Is this not your food? 1137 01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:55,000 Is this the third floor? 1138 01:20:58,240 --> 01:20:59,520 This is the best floor. 1139 01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:14,600 What is this? 1140 01:21:22,440 --> 01:21:23,520 I should leave. 1141 01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:28,960 I don't think I can do this, Karan. 1142 01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:32,960 I don't know what got into me. 1143 01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:34,240 No, I... 1144 01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:36,160 I liked it. 1145 01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:42,560 I've made big mistakes, Karan. 1146 01:21:46,400 --> 01:21:47,200 Me too. 1147 01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:51,720 But I don't think today was a mistake. 1148 01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:56,680 I like you. 1149 01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:01,520 Then when you leave, 1150 01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:03,520 you must call me, please. 1151 01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:07,800 Yes. 1152 01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:40,440 Look... 1153 01:22:42,320 --> 01:22:43,760 I really like you, too. 1154 01:22:45,120 --> 01:22:45,920 But... 1155 01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:48,760 I wasn't mentally prepared for any of this. 1156 01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:53,880 Something happens now and then later... 1157 01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:56,160 -You know what I mean. -I know. 1158 01:22:56,560 --> 01:22:57,360 You're right. 1159 01:22:57,440 --> 01:22:58,960 It would be stupid. 1160 01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:01,000 Yeah, we shouldn't be stupid. 1161 01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:03,440 Yeah. 1162 01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:06,760 Okay. 1163 01:23:08,120 --> 01:23:08,960 Take care. 1164 01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:16,120 Bye. 1165 01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:12,960 Hello? 1166 01:24:14,200 --> 01:24:15,000 JD? 1167 01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:16,600 Now, you listen. 1168 01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:19,680 We've known each other for 20 years, right? 1169 01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:23,320 You've never been as much of an asshole as you have been today. 1170 01:24:23,720 --> 01:24:25,280 So, I thought, 1171 01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:28,560 if you were serious about all of this... 1172 01:24:29,760 --> 01:24:31,200 you would come home and talk to me. 1173 01:24:32,320 --> 01:24:33,640 That was your plan, right? 1174 01:24:34,240 --> 01:24:39,120 -What? -To deliberately goad me about Saira, no? 1175 01:24:40,280 --> 01:24:42,960 Is this your attempt at matchmaking? 1176 01:24:43,040 --> 01:24:45,040 Bro, what are you talking about? 1177 01:24:45,120 --> 01:24:48,120 Look, I'm busy. I'm at a party. 1178 01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:50,560 No, you're not busy. You're just wrong. 1179 01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:52,760 Balls to your good or bad intentions. I don't care. 1180 01:24:55,240 --> 01:24:57,680 Straight talk from Karan? Wow. 1181 01:24:58,680 --> 01:25:00,000 Did you just have sex? 1182 01:25:00,080 --> 01:25:02,280 No, I didn't. And it doesn't matter. 1183 01:25:02,360 --> 01:25:05,160 What matters is that you stop manipulating people. 1184 01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:07,840 You're serious? 1185 01:25:08,240 --> 01:25:09,040 Yes. 1186 01:25:10,120 --> 01:25:11,720 Also, you introduced me to Saira... 1187 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:16,160 Thank you. 1188 01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:18,000 Creepy bastard. 1189 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:27,920 I'm losing you, bro. 1190 01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:02,360 Let's get stupid? 1191 01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:10,440 Yes, please. 1192 01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:31,080 Do you realize that since you've been inside, 1193 01:26:31,160 --> 01:26:32,720 bra technology has changed? 1194 01:26:33,080 --> 01:26:34,080 What? Impossible. 1195 01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:35,840 Do designers need your permission? 1196 01:26:35,920 --> 01:26:38,040 I would have found out on the internet. 1197 01:26:42,360 --> 01:26:43,280 Very good. 1198 01:26:48,200 --> 01:26:49,440 My hair. 1199 01:26:50,960 --> 01:26:52,480 Sorry. It's been a while. 1200 01:26:53,320 --> 01:26:54,560 You remember the basics, right? 1201 01:26:55,240 --> 01:26:56,760 Yeah, the basics, yes. 1202 01:26:57,160 --> 01:26:59,160 If you want to Google it, you can check. 1203 01:26:59,240 --> 01:27:00,480 I'll wait. 1204 01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:13,520 Okay... 1205 01:27:14,560 --> 01:27:16,080 you remember everything. 1206 01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:20,960 You're very kind. 1207 01:27:22,880 --> 01:27:24,560 I'm easy to please. 1208 01:27:32,720 --> 01:27:34,240 I think you're very beautiful. 1209 01:27:39,280 --> 01:27:40,600 Was it good for you? 1210 01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:46,160 I'll have to think about it. 1211 01:27:48,440 --> 01:27:50,080 Let's try a few more times 1212 01:27:50,720 --> 01:27:52,040 and decide in the morning. 1213 01:27:52,480 --> 01:27:53,440 Really? 1214 01:27:53,520 --> 01:27:54,360 Yes. 1215 01:28:33,640 --> 01:28:34,440 Are you awake? 1216 01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:41,040 Are you okay? 1217 01:28:45,080 --> 01:28:46,040 I'm not sure. 1218 01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:50,320 I don't usually wake up like this. 1219 01:28:54,880 --> 01:28:56,040 Me neither. 1220 01:29:07,560 --> 01:29:08,680 How did this happen? 1221 01:29:13,680 --> 01:29:15,640 I think it somehow started with Sholay. 1222 01:29:17,040 --> 01:29:18,400 I'll have to be careful... 1223 01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:23,120 or people will talk about Sholay and take advantage of me. 1224 01:29:28,560 --> 01:29:29,880 How many men were there? 1225 01:29:29,960 --> 01:29:31,880 Chief, two. 1226 01:29:32,440 --> 01:29:34,240 -There were two, Chief. Two. -Idiot. 1227 01:29:34,880 --> 01:29:37,320 Crazy. Haven't you ever seen any before? 1228 01:29:42,080 --> 01:29:43,280 Can I ask you something? 1229 01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:46,000 Yes, ask me. 1230 01:29:49,480 --> 01:29:50,680 I can trust you, right? 1231 01:30:07,720 --> 01:30:08,600 Shit! 1232 01:30:08,680 --> 01:30:10,120 Should I have said no? 1233 01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:13,080 I have to go to work. 1234 01:30:13,640 --> 01:30:16,440 -No, don't go. -Yes. 1235 01:30:17,360 --> 01:30:18,800 Okay, shut your eyes. 1236 01:30:18,880 --> 01:30:20,280 I haven't shaved my legs 1237 01:30:20,360 --> 01:30:21,960 and my underwear is boring, too. 1238 01:30:22,040 --> 01:30:24,040 Listen to me. 1239 01:30:25,080 --> 01:30:26,120 Stay here. 1240 01:30:26,760 --> 01:30:28,880 Then I won't have to see your work undies. 1241 01:30:29,240 --> 01:30:31,000 It works out for both of us. 1242 01:30:31,560 --> 01:30:33,760 That's very tempting, but I have to go. 1243 01:30:33,840 --> 01:30:34,720 Stay. 1244 01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:36,000 I can't. 1245 01:30:36,640 --> 01:30:38,480 -Stay. -I can't. 1246 01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:39,520 Stay. 1247 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:43,360 I'm leaving, but... 1248 01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:46,040 I'll be back. 1249 01:31:12,520 --> 01:31:14,040 -What? -What? 1250 01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:17,800 I... 1251 01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:20,680 I was thinking... 1252 01:31:22,920 --> 01:31:24,440 Will you come back? 1253 01:31:25,480 --> 01:31:27,040 Or shouldn't I have asked that? 1254 01:31:30,640 --> 01:31:31,960 I am coming back. 1255 01:31:34,360 --> 01:31:35,320 Sorry. 1256 01:31:37,800 --> 01:31:38,960 I'll get over it. 1257 01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:43,720 What the hell? 1258 01:32:33,040 --> 01:32:34,200 What's going on? 1259 01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:36,600 I can explain. 1260 01:32:38,080 --> 01:32:41,080 He was here, all this while? 1261 01:32:42,200 --> 01:32:44,640 -While we... -Yes. Actually, he was sleeping. 1262 01:32:45,240 --> 01:32:47,200 All day? He was here? 1263 01:32:48,400 --> 01:32:49,960 Who are you, Karan? 1264 01:32:50,040 --> 01:32:52,040 No... He is from downstairs, not here. 1265 01:32:52,760 --> 01:32:53,920 I don't know. 1266 01:32:54,360 --> 01:32:56,240 Someone was supposed to pick him up. 1267 01:32:56,320 --> 01:32:57,120 This is sick. 1268 01:32:57,560 --> 01:32:59,400 The girl downstairs... 1269 01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:01,160 Her father... gangster. 1270 01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:02,800 Rambo would kill me. 1271 01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:03,680 -I mean... -What? 1272 01:33:03,760 --> 01:33:06,840 She left him here. I didn't know what to do. 1273 01:33:06,920 --> 01:33:08,520 I don't know how to explain. 1274 01:33:08,600 --> 01:33:09,960 Don't even bother. 1275 01:33:10,480 --> 01:33:11,960 Freak. Idiot. 1276 01:33:12,800 --> 01:33:15,400 Is this a game that you and JD play? 1277 01:33:15,600 --> 01:33:16,400 JD? 1278 01:33:16,960 --> 01:33:19,560 You pass girls on to each other, 1279 01:33:19,920 --> 01:33:22,040 make up weird stories to trick them... 1280 01:33:22,120 --> 01:33:22,920 Is that what you do? 1281 01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:24,720 You... 1282 01:33:25,360 --> 01:33:26,320 and JD? 1283 01:33:28,360 --> 01:33:29,480 Both of you... 1284 01:33:30,320 --> 01:33:31,840 Both of you are players. 1285 01:33:32,520 --> 01:33:35,200 He cheats and then you take a turn. 1286 01:33:36,760 --> 01:33:38,160 And I trusted you. 1287 01:33:40,400 --> 01:33:41,200 I... 1288 01:33:41,640 --> 01:33:44,160 didn't know anything about you and JD. 1289 01:33:45,600 --> 01:33:47,960 And if trust is so important then why didn't you tell me. 1290 01:33:49,320 --> 01:33:51,800 JD and I were a thing. Not anymore. 1291 01:33:52,080 --> 01:33:55,920 He told me about you and said you were the world's biggest idiot. 1292 01:33:56,560 --> 01:33:59,400 But it turns out, there's no bigger idiot than me. 1293 01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:01,400 Really, Saira... 1294 01:34:02,320 --> 01:34:03,360 there was no plan. 1295 01:34:04,560 --> 01:34:05,720 What does it matter? 1296 01:34:06,800 --> 01:34:07,920 Look at your face. 1297 01:34:08,640 --> 01:34:09,600 Such innocence. 1298 01:34:11,560 --> 01:34:12,560 I'm done. 1299 01:34:14,400 --> 01:34:15,280 Sa-- 1300 01:34:19,640 --> 01:34:20,600 Just stop it, man. 1301 01:34:36,480 --> 01:34:38,560 Baby, who is this? 1302 01:34:38,640 --> 01:34:41,360 -She was outside, crying. -She's my friend. Let her go. 1303 01:34:41,640 --> 01:34:42,680 Oh, friend? 1304 01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:45,400 Let her go. Put her down. 1305 01:34:45,480 --> 01:34:46,520 -Rambo. -Please. 1306 01:34:49,080 --> 01:34:50,160 Rambo, go. 1307 01:34:52,640 --> 01:34:53,600 Stop! 1308 01:34:54,240 --> 01:34:56,280 First, tell her that I'm not in your gang. 1309 01:34:56,680 --> 01:34:57,920 You got him in here by force 1310 01:34:58,280 --> 01:35:00,960 and you told me you'd kill me if I let him go. 1311 01:35:02,520 --> 01:35:03,320 Tell her. 1312 01:35:04,440 --> 01:35:06,200 We totally forced him. 1313 01:35:06,440 --> 01:35:08,280 No one comes here anyway. 1314 01:35:10,400 --> 01:35:11,640 -Karan. -No. 1315 01:35:18,520 --> 01:35:20,560 I didn't want any of this. 1316 01:35:21,680 --> 01:35:26,120 Did I invite any of you here? No. 1317 01:35:27,480 --> 01:35:30,240 I didn't want anyone to come here. You all showed up. 1318 01:35:32,120 --> 01:35:34,280 Now, I want all of you... 1319 01:35:35,280 --> 01:35:36,080 to go. 1320 01:35:38,320 --> 01:35:39,160 Please leave. 1321 01:35:40,480 --> 01:35:43,680 -Karan, I'll stay and help you-- -No, please. 1322 01:35:45,880 --> 01:35:47,920 I'm fine. So... 1323 01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:52,120 Oh, sweetie... 1324 01:35:53,920 --> 01:35:55,320 don't tell the police, okay? 1325 01:36:05,560 --> 01:36:07,080 Full drama only. 1326 01:36:07,720 --> 01:36:08,680 Pinky, 1327 01:36:09,240 --> 01:36:10,040 you too. 1328 01:36:11,400 --> 01:36:12,920 Leave. Now. 1329 01:36:15,360 --> 01:36:16,160 Like that? 1330 01:36:17,000 --> 01:36:17,840 Yes. 1331 01:36:20,320 --> 01:36:23,360 A little sex and the mouse turns into a tiger. 1332 01:36:26,080 --> 01:36:26,880 Rambo! 1333 01:36:35,200 --> 01:36:36,160 Baby, 1334 01:36:36,520 --> 01:36:38,200 no one talks to Pinky like that. 1335 01:36:38,800 --> 01:36:40,000 It's just not allowed. 1336 01:36:40,600 --> 01:36:42,880 Rules are rules. Rambo, go! 1337 01:36:53,640 --> 01:36:54,640 Rambo, 1338 01:36:55,200 --> 01:36:57,360 go means kill him. 1339 01:36:59,600 --> 01:37:00,400 What happened? 1340 01:37:02,760 --> 01:37:03,720 Love. 1341 01:37:10,600 --> 01:37:11,400 Smart Rambo. 1342 01:37:17,360 --> 01:37:18,240 Thank you. 1343 01:37:21,920 --> 01:37:22,720 One minute. 1344 01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:31,200 Rambo. 1345 01:38:30,640 --> 01:38:31,560 Where is everyone? 1346 01:38:32,520 --> 01:38:34,880 Make up your mind, Karan, baby. 1347 01:38:35,200 --> 01:38:36,920 First, you tell everyone to leave 1348 01:38:37,000 --> 01:38:38,680 and then you ask where they went. 1349 01:38:40,960 --> 01:38:42,240 You won't kill him, right? 1350 01:38:43,440 --> 01:38:45,920 Whatever I do, it won't be in your precious house. 1351 01:38:46,760 --> 01:38:48,240 Anyway, I won't kill him. 1352 01:38:48,800 --> 01:38:50,560 He gave me all the information 1353 01:38:50,640 --> 01:38:51,840 and he works for me now. 1354 01:38:52,600 --> 01:38:53,960 Rambo took him downstairs. 1355 01:38:54,720 --> 01:38:57,680 And, baby, we have to be ruthless in our business, 1356 01:38:57,760 --> 01:38:59,360 or we appear weak. 1357 01:39:00,560 --> 01:39:01,480 So, I can't say sorry. 1358 01:39:02,440 --> 01:39:03,320 It's okay. 1359 01:39:04,240 --> 01:39:06,040 We're still... friends. 1360 01:39:07,320 --> 01:39:08,640 Okay, I have to ask you... 1361 01:39:09,640 --> 01:39:11,120 Do you like that girl a lot? 1362 01:39:16,440 --> 01:39:17,400 I do. 1363 01:39:18,960 --> 01:39:21,000 Are you going to go after her? 1364 01:39:23,400 --> 01:39:24,400 She's gone. 1365 01:39:26,840 --> 01:39:28,880 Baby, does she have a car? 1366 01:40:16,640 --> 01:40:17,480 Love. 1367 01:40:45,040 --> 01:40:45,840 I'm sorry. 1368 01:40:48,880 --> 01:40:49,800 Me too. 1369 01:40:51,560 --> 01:40:52,480 Come back? 1370 01:40:55,520 --> 01:40:56,400 My place? 1371 01:41:16,040 --> 01:41:17,360 THE END 1372 01:41:17,440 --> 01:41:20,440 TRANSLATED BY: NEENA KISS 1373 01:41:23,840 --> 01:41:25,000 Hello, sir. Shall I cook food for you? 1374 01:41:26,440 --> 01:41:28,680 Pinky, dear... 1375 01:41:33,960 --> 01:41:34,840 Shit! 1376 01:41:36,680 --> 01:41:37,480 No... 1377 01:41:43,400 --> 01:41:44,720 This is wrong. 1378 01:42:01,680 --> 01:42:03,080 I was joking. 92327