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(Song "Fur Elise" by Beethoven interpreted by the Sparkles)

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(Continue the song)

(Motor background)

(Blow and shout)

(Frenazo)

(ACCENT ANDALUCIAN) Oh, God, I'm sorry! Are you okay?

(ACCENT ANDALUCIAN) Are you okay?

-- What "pasao"?? -- He "dao" swerve.

I have "Caio" pack while trying to avoid it.

Fuck! What about mobile?

How do you think looking at the phone in the middle of the track?

If you are all "chalao"? Anda, wipe.

(Background Aircraft engines)

Here are ...

-- Are you all right, Jessi? -- Oh, I'm very "thin."

--You malita face, huh? --Lately I sickness "na".

-- Oh, really? -- Yes

-- You did not say "na"! -- To see if you will be pregnant!

Jessi??

Is "TRUE" that? Jessi ...!

It is "mu" early yet, Leon. I'm only two months!

In two months, Jessi! But how can you tell me "na"!

-- The fault of the doctor. -- Which Doctor?

I asked if the child was "deseao".

-- "Mu deseao" -- That I said.

If we have spent years trying.

He says: "Do not tell, that is' mu 'soon'.

I say, "That my 'Mario' I is going to notice. "

-- But thou hast not "notao na"? -- Have more grandee tits, but ...

Have you seen the number of eggs I eat in the morning?

-- When I "com ío" I so egg? -- It is "TRUE".

Do you mind if I go to nursing before I bleed?

Yes, go to the nursing to see you.

You stay there, tweeting! And put the bags in the car!

"I--am--desang rando--vivo".

"Two green". "ECAM status".

"Checked". "Trims".

"30% set". "After start check list completed".

Calls shooting. 2549 Peninsula, ready to roll.

2549 Peninsula. Authorization to roll.

(RADIO) 2549 Peninsula. Cleared to taxi to the holding point.

Right off. Also left.

Let's go with everything.

(Turbines)

(Music)

(PAGING) Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen passengers.

He speaks Joserra Berasategui, 2549 flight attendant

of the compan ed Peninsula Mexico bound D. F.

Please attention.

Then we will conduct a demonstration

about safety This flight.

Notice that there are eight gates output

four on each side of the plane.

Each one is marked with the word "exit".

On the lower side of their seats or on the floor of the hall,

There are some lights that illuminate Emergency

marking escape routes.

All emergency exits

including the windows on the wings

have an inflatable slide evacuation.

Life jackets are below each seat,

but do not remove Unless necessary to use.

Each vest is housed in a bag.

To remove, pull the red ribbon forward projecting.

And to open it, must break

tugging as indicated therein.

O nce open vest will be thrown extending it.

For placement, head is inserted through the opening,

tape passes tied waist behind

and fixing hooks Buckle one end to another,

pulling to adjust.

To inflate, pull heavily Front plastic red handle.

You can also inflate blowing through the tube.

The vest should never inflate inside the plane.

(Fart background)

(Music)

(Snoring)

(Continue the farts)

(Music continues)

Ulloa!

Cut off a bit!

I have been "escapao". The custom ...

Norma not stop looking, huh?

-- Ulloa see you and entretenla a bit .. . -- I do not like me. Go you.

Me? I can not. I have to pray.

-- For what you served .. . -- To me, a lot!

-- And you too! -- To me from what?

What would have been your life if I had not asked for you ...

Oh, really? Q What hat you asked?

Well, let the d rogas, alcohol and darkrooms.

Go to the only joys that life has .. . !

You could have asked to find a good husband!

If that too, but, my daughter, with your character you put me very hard.

Why do not you ask me, Shapewear?

To you do not need, you have no problems.

Do you think?

Sure, you already let alcohol and you have a husband who loves YOU LIKE q.

(CALL THE DOOR)

(OPEN)

Hello. Hello.

You smell like tequila!

I baby. .. Na! I drank a sip.

Joserra, by God, not today! I try, Alex.

What about the passengers?

Standard not to look.

Black is not power watch movies or talk on the phone.

You should explain better what is the fault.

I do not know how. Imagine me ...

I'm avoiding them. If asked, invent something.

I can not. You know I can not lie. Can I float up?

(BOTH) No!

You do not need details. Cut up any technicality.

For me, any technicality is a form of lying.

Send cojones! Please do not start ...

Can I float up to the Covenant? No!!

The important is that they are distracted

and that you know do better than anyone, Joserra,

No need for technicalities. Only you ask you to entertain as you know.

Today I do not know ...

Well, what I bring to drink?

Wine. Tea. And you do not drink!

Calla!

Have you talked again with Control?

Yes.

Alg? New? Yes.

So? Best you do not know anything.

What about the track?

Still no news.

Good. .. Wine and tea.

And you do not drink! Calla!

Hello! Miss, you can not be here.

Is something wrong? No, but get out, please.

In economy class are all sleeping.

The flight attendants have given a muscle relaxant,

to the sind rome tourist class, and have had to stay "Roques".

The fries are also hostesses. They are exhausted, the poor.

If you need anything, my companion the happy to assist you.

I'm sensitive ... I have powers.

What ... what do you mean?

Perceive things that others do not perceive.

And today I feel it will be a very special day for everyone.

But do you feel exactly?

Last night I dreamed that my life would change and this morning. .. I knew.

Do not ask me how. .. but I knew.

(NERVOUS) Your--your--did you know what?

That will happen this trip something very fat that will affect us all.

Why do not you say something before boarding?

Because sometimes take me for crazy!

Unless the thing is very evident and is very safe,

I never say anything.

Would you mind telling us did you feel exactly?

Just get up, I felt today ...

would no longer be a virgin.

Are you still a virgin?

Yes. . When men hear I have powers that are cut.

And look who I get to throw .. . but nothing!

Ya, ya .. . But other than that, Have you felt something else?

Yes.

I am viewing ...

I'm looking for sensations ...

Yes. . 'm feeling.

I feel .. . ! we came to a place ...

White!

As a cloud.

A place where all were better .. . and there was no lie.

But that's a corny!

I have also seen human blood.

Blood?

Will someone die?

No.. . I did not say that. But there will be blood!

Well, I'm coming for your drinks, I had forgotten that.

Joserra, brings tequila instead of wine.

Good idea, tequila.

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(Music)

Shapewear ... A tea.

Norma wants to protest formally. Do it for writing.

Yeah, but want an official form,

if you write a normal sheet we will clean the ass with it.

And you are absolutely right!

Another thing I would say .. . Groom.

Every time he sees me he winks at me. But he was not asleep?

Yes, the rest of the time, yes.

But I appeared down the hall ...

I detected, opens one eye and winks at me.

No, no, no, is that it is something extraordinary.

The extraordinary is what I have in the cabin.

Entered crazy it says it is seeing

and connected to the beyond packets through Alex and Bob

and says that during this trip going to happen something big

that affect us all.

That's for me!

Poof, something big that affect us all!

Is that mine is going to be something big that will affect us all.

It's boiling.

Much? Do you think? Poof, the Bridegroom, no! Water!

And when did you guess?

From child. I see things, feel things .. . From very tiny.

-- You rentabilizas, you take away game? -- Yes, I can not complain.

Working in my village and outside, abroad.

In Mexico I work.

(DOOR OPENS)

-- What do you do there? -- My specialty is dead.

The dead? Yes ..

I smell death .. . The notice.

Does the notes here?

What cabin? Nooo. .. I would already gagging.

Are you sure?

Yes Not here.

Well this calls for a celebration!

For drinking, Joserra!

Ya, really.

And what are you going to Mexico?

Gone are some Spanish and families believe have been killed.

And I have hired to find them.

How?

I have addresses where saw them live last.

You mean, you're a private detective? Detective--Detective, no.

To give you an idea, I'm kind of dowsing.

Only instead of finding out where no water, I find where there's dead.

How strong! Joserra!

-- I'll see if I can find corpses. -- Are you going alone?

Yes, there lend a hand me a traffickers close friends of the victims.

But, girl, Do you know how you get?

I'm a little fucked up, huh? Let's see ...

I heard that in Mexico there's so much violence,

but I paid a pretty penny.

And I've already talked to the friends of the Spanish.

How drug traffickers? Yes.

By phone I have given very good impression.

I'll look them in Guadalajara, I think it's a lovely part.

And I have sworn do not ever leave me alone.

(Ring cabin)

I believe I can trust them.

Do you open?

Wait to see if they will. (Ring)

(Picture mute)

They will not. Well, you get tired.

(Continued ringing)

(BENITO) No tire ...

(Suspi RA) I'm opening. Poneros normal.

And you save the tequila! Take!

Give, give, give. (DOOR OPENS)

Problem? What is going on here?

I think we're hiding something.

I feel that I can watch movies phone or use the armrest.

In case of emergency, the surcharge will be said ...

(DROWNING) Breathe through your nose, you fagot!

(Coughs AND SUFFERING ARCADE)

Yes, I'm queer. So?

And the two hostesses too. So?

Is not that what UERIA q q ue know? No. Breathe, breathe ...

What about the pilots? Pilots, what?

Are they also fags?

This is bisexual and is bundled me.

Shut up! Are you crazy? Well, sorry ...

Excuse me, first of all this is confidential information, huh?

Is that the commander Alex Steel is married and has two children.

U not eleven and thirteen other and is a very complicated age,

to take out her father's closet. .. and. .. Do you understand me?

What about the other? Who? Benito? Moron?

No, ma'am, I'm straight, and unfortunately married.

I've spent years trying separated from my wife

but there is no way.

I have come to think of doing as I roll with a guy

because that's all she could not stand, but no.

A m í no. .. I g usted men. And how do you know? Have they been tested?

No. .. Well, since we're here, in trust,

I once tried. .. eat a dick .. . not rule out the possibility.

I. .. . I have no prejudices, I have a lot of gay friends.

And, well .. . archways .. . that neither horse would have put me.

Have you thought about killing her?

-- Who? -- To his wife.

No, man! The "spics" believe killing everything is arranged.

Only in extreme situations. And I'm not "spic", I'm Mexican.

-- Worse, there worthless life. -- You are wrong, friend.

There are people who pay millions for his life.

Enough of chatter. It's time. I want to know ...

Yes, we all want to know, Miss,

but you have to leave the cabin, please.

Not allowed to enter Passengers and less in groups.

Nor do the stewards blind matching alcohol.

Bring all right. Right?

Please. The "hand"! The "hand"!

I do not like to be touched!

Get out of here, cows inoperative.

(SIGHS)

Will you not eat?

No.

No.

I'm sorry, I just wanted to throw them off

And to lose them talk about my private life?

It was the first thing that came to the head and it worked!

You unheard Joserra! Like I said I was sorry.

I warned you not to drink! Alex, I'm devastated.

As the French say, "Je suis désolé".

Do not know if I. ...? Huh? If I understand?

Speaking of Frenchmen. Rather, the French!

Do you not have me to say anything, Alex Steel?

What? From this!

I do not talk to women, okay? You shut up, experimental sucker!

I've eaten cock the boyfriend of a fellow!

He was drunk and was to prove. Better do it with someone you trust.

And with a good dick! Well, okay, Joserra!

Pass!

No, another one, no ... Excuse sorry, it can not be here.

I have and I can pilot's lend a hand if needed.

No, thank you very much, I do not think it takes.

We have a problem. How Guadiana Box?

No, I mean to a landing gear.

I wanted preg spreads before not to alarm anyone.

Have you talked with the Control Center?

Yes.

(Music)

(Beat)

Needless to strike, but the truth is that it tastes much better.

The blow is your thing.

To face these beasts, I need to spend out of line.

When you put in plan heroin Joserra, you scare me. Do you?

(ACCENT ARGENTINE) Can you sign here, please?

(MEXICAN ACCENT) I sign anywhere, I do not think it would do any.

Thank you. I'll take care of that.

Have we met?

No. Well, I know who you are but, no, we've never seen.

You tutearme, are of the same fifth.

What Marbella, perhaps? I know of Marbella.

For your face sounds.

I must have a common face, porq ue "I get often."

(IN DREAMS) Alba?? .. . Alba!

(NOT HEARD)

Huh?

(STILL NOT HEAR)

What is it?

U na claim form, sir.

What for?

Then I explain. Firm, please.

Thank you.

Signature, if you do not mind.

When we get to Mexico Company denounce Peninsula

and to all of you, including economy class flight attendants!

I tried to get served and are all sleeping like logs!

Passenger also drugged.

Mr. Pilot told me who have taken a muscle relaxant.

So have fallen asleep. You must be retarded, right?

When we get to Mexico are you going to break all the hair!

(TIPSY) We may never land in Mexico.

Right now we are going around by the Toledo area.

? Toledo. .. Ohio?

No, Toledo. .. Castilla La Mancha.

Are you kidding me?

No.

What do you mean?

No landing gear works,

so we have to make a emergency landing pelig and is very porous.

We must prepare the track a special mode ...

In short, a ton.

Why not prepare now? What are they waiting for?

To find a free airport. We still have no clue.

What Barajas?

You can not. Blockage of airspace

by the UN summit held in Madrid.

And we need not, totally empty track.

What do we do?

For now, stick around.

What about the gear? Why does not it work?

The drivers I have wanted explain why I. .. . over everything.

Of four bridges, one does not lower. Pilots have already proven.

At the airport they forgot remove the wheel chocks,

removed or wrong.

The thing is that we all have swallowed. Sure, now I get it ...

Do not worry, our commander is an expert in emergencies.

With wife and children and a boyfriend and a lover, you'd better!

If it says by Benito, not your lover!

I have sworn that it was just a blowjob!

Has it happened more often? Do you know a similar case?

I do not know ... With a bi can never be sure.

I mean if you know another case it did not work the landing gear.

Oh, that! Yes It has happened more times.

In Gerona, without going any further .. . And how did it end?

(VOMITS)

The plane broke into three parts, but only two deaths.

This is an outrage!

I want to kill! They want to finish me off!

Reassurance. Maybe nothing will happen.

In Andorra had a year ago the same problem and nothing happened.

Come and get me! Calm down, please.

They want to finish me off! Come and get me! !

Forgiveness.

This is a thing of the CNI. They want out of the way.

The INC has nothing to do.

How do you know? You know everything!

Hopefully .. . But I have contacts in the CNI and know how they work.

I also know how it worked! They want to get rid of me!

(PANTS) Quiet, please!

Do not look at me like, I'm not crazy!

Shapewear, clean this. We have to control nerves.

Several years ago a passenger ue given a panic ataq brutal ...

and wanted to enter the cabin.

The class "business" was full of executives who got paranoid,

because it confused with a terrorist.

We three. .. tried to convince man to sit.

And I went inside and prepared an injection to sedate.

But .. . when I returned to this side curtain, it was too late.

Executives had been immobilized and ...

suffocated with a pillow.

Was in the same plane?

Yes, an Airbus 340, yes.

But it was exactly this?

Hey, do not. .. How do I know?

What happened after?

We simulated that had been a natural death.

It was decided by a majority make a Pact of Silence.

I'm betraying Covenant at this time,

I do not care because I did not heart.

The press published that the heart had failed him.

All this gave me such a trauma, as you understand,

since then I can not lie.

So I have pilots nothing, Mr. Infante, because throughout everything.

I read the news in the press and I believed her. It sounded weird.

And how! We have to stay calm.

My colleagues and I try to put them through the journey

pleasant as possible .. . Do not ask me how.

I promise you try not another drop of alcohol.

The three have a repertoire musical performances,

eventually, if you want, we can sing.

He always gets like this, the poor!

(VOMITS)

Now I pass the topic menu.

Just not the best, but if not then I forget.

(VOMITS)

I will pray for you all.

(VOMITS)

Well, I guess that Messrs. want to drink. What do you wear?

Whisky. Whisky.

-- Two. -- Two.

I should make a call ...

-- U na blowjob? -- A call.

Armrest phones not work.

-- What about the public? -- It's only for emergency calls.

Mine is urgent.

He had been in spend per house from a friend this afternoon in Madrid.

-- I ba to pick up some things. -- In Madrid?

Supposedly we are flying to Mexico.

How thought go this evening to Madrid?

(STRIPS) Ulloa! A do you care!

I lied.

But, under the circumstances, I'd feel better if I call.

It also hear the answers the other side, I guess he does not care.

An old fault. The "speaker" be spoiled otherwise okay.

-- I can have a gin and tonic? -- Sure, man.

(Music)

(Voltage Music)

(Gasping)

(Mobile)

(Trembling) Yes?

Hello. I, Ricardo.

Ricardo! Eh ...

It--is--wait, wait a minute, wait.

-- Is this a bad time? -- No, no, not at all! No, by God!

It's just that. .. Is that fair catch me .. . Wait.

(MOBILE) Are you okay? You seem agitated.

No, no, no, for nad .. . No! Ricardo! !

(MOBILE) I hear you very far!

(TRAN L) ? Alba. ...? Alba!

(TRAN L) Alba, what happens, what do you do? Alba, do not make anything crazy!

Alba! Alba .. . !

Alba. ...! Alba. ...!

What? I'm Alba.

(MOBILE) What happened here?

I do not know. He spent below the Viaduct

and suddenly dropped this phone in my hod.

-- (MOBILE) Has dropped something else? -- No. .. What?

A woman's body.

(SPEAKER) But what it says! Who are you?

My name is Ricardo Galan.

Ricardo?? Ricardo?, Are you?

I did not recognize!

(MOBILE) Ruti! Ruti, me either you!

Is this fucking phone. Ruti?? Ruti, you see, I'm traveling.

I'm on a plane. What a joy to hear!

-- I've thrown you the phone? -- (MOBILE) No, woman, I could not ...

(LAUGHS) I'm in an airplane! Listen to me a moment.

No. I heard you quite for three years!

This time is different, Ruti. I'm in an extreme situation.

(SPEAKER)'re always so, and I've always believed.

But no more. Remember: 247 day s ago it's over.

I remember, Ruth. The phone since you speak of is that of Alba.

I was talking with it a minute ago

and has had to slip out of your hand.

And why was it hat q to drain that bitch

and I would fall precisely m í?

Because maybe was about to jump off the Viad uct

just as and you passed by beneath.

I know I'm not able to ask anything,

But could, please come back

and sure that nothing has happened?

Alba is mentally ill.

I will go back, do not hang up.

I'm under the viaduct and do not see anything unusual,

so can travel quiet, Ricardo.

And now I will leave the phone on the floor,

as if I had not gone below the viaduct. Goodbye.

(He cuts the call)

Call her again!

If I were Ruth, be waiting for you to call.

(Mobile)

I will not fuck you. No longer a part of my life, Ricardo.

The Ruth you knew longer exists.

Missing you.

(Siren background)

(Music melancholic)

Wait and see the "Cartier" ...

At the hospital they do not let with sharp objects right?

No, no, no ...

(Continued melancholy music)

And that hung do you want?

Climb, please, miss.

Well, after then call and tell me, right?

-- But it will not come with us? -- Do I have to go?

Sure .. . Best.

Is that .. . Now I have a cocktail and I is fatal.

Better come with us, please.

(Mermaid)

What a shame! (SIGHS)

Oops! Are you hurt?

Huh?. .. Oh! .. . The dove! He threw it out the window.

I was picking up things and just went for me in the head.

Look, I've had to do a good gap, eh?

-- Yes. -- Give me the jersey!

Come ...

Not the first time that give these attacks.

I do not know how the mother the let live alone here,

escaped after several times the asylum!

But already seen .. . the mother.

It is more concerned by what happens to the "House of Dior"

what happens to the daughter.

Mr. Galan did not want to leave her alone, but then, neither was plan ...

-- Mr. Galan? -- Yes, the actor, the heartthrob, Ricardo Galan ...

Miss boyfriend was. They left him for months.

Ed i no longer see here.

Well, yes. .. Come pick ed the things she had stolen,

personal things. We did not want to return!

All that has thrown in the street, all that is yours.

The jersey .. . cashmere. .. terrific .. . "Rajao"!

The bird .. . the gift of some who had thrown a night, sure.

Well come here and rode him some chickens ...

And how do you know all this?

Because I had it. As you know I do not talk much and I admire ísimo ...

It sinceraba me, the poor. Did you see how you have been?

-- No. -- Oh, God! It's in the bones.

Of the trouble, not the pasotes, as I read in some magazine.

No wonder who has fled to Mexico.

Now will be flying. In Mexico work has gone into a soap opera.

By the way, who are you?

I'm an old friend of Ricardo. He asked me to get her things.

There above. Going up with me or let down is the I?

-- The accompany. -- Best.

She is a painter. Well .. . already looks!

Half an hour ago ran like crazy.

Neither recognized me or anything.

He started throwing things Mr. Galán out the window.

I had to call the hospital. And to re mad, that came fatal.

Is that I can not understand it.

You can not have a daughter living here alone in this condition!

I remember the day I showed him the floor.

Miss Alba was right where you are now, by the window.

He said he fell to the floor, who liked to live close to the edge.

Then I understood I wanted to say.

-- So you've come for the bag? -- Yes

I help.

You really do not have anything to say?

No.

There is no shame have had an affair with Mr. Galan.

You have been the one.

(Voltage Music)

(Mobile)

Yes?

Ruti, is that you?

Yes ..

(MOBILE) Glad to hear you again. You know about Alba?

An ambulance came and took her.

They have gone to join! Well, better. Thanks (Jingle ice)

Are you drinking?

Eh. ...? Yes ..

Well, we're drinking all come on, that ...

Alba has been ready to jump by Viaduct

What you drink to celebrate?

Do not, woman! How will I celebrate that!

What happens is that no .. . No, I did not tell you because ...

(BOTH) Do not tell!

Tell me!

Here I tell you not to say anything ...

But I'm going to say!

You're stewardess and you will understand much better than me.

Ex--stewardess.

Ex--stewardess, honey, former stewardess. No landing gear works.

We flew aimlessly and still do not know where or how we're going to land.

We have swallowed the chocks!

How can you joke about these things?

No kidding! I have no idea what are some shims!

First time I hear about them!

Enough is enough!

I'm not lying. Believe me, if only this once.

Maybe this is my last call.

Ruth ...

(SIGHS)

You all right?

For a time I tell the truth, do not believe me.

You lied a lot, right?

A lot. I'm taking an anxiolytic,

an antidepressant and a sleeping pill.

-- With or without alcohol? -- No, I finish this, thanks.

Please do not wake me until we arrive.

Quiet. The more outrageous, the purser,

usually not more of a catharsis per trip.

-- I had two! -- Two!

(Snoring background)

Oh, how wrong I am .. . ! Have another chamomile.

Chamomile me feel terrible. That is good.

Take this, you will sit better. What is it?

Peppermint and star anise, are carminative.

-- The prepared myself at home. -- Bring.

Take it.

(SIGHS)

Who would think quarrel with her boyfriend on a day like today?

Did you ask for me?

At the moment, no. I feared. Go to see you.

Me? No! After what Benito, no.

I made plain front of the whole world.

But if it was just a blowjob and were drunk.

When men get drunk, is normal, girl.

In the Army they teach those things.

If even I, fat as a teal, suckled me alive in the military.

(PHONE) Yeah, tell me? Hey .. Tere am.

Oh, hello! Tere, nice, tell me. Hey, pick up your clothes.

Oh, the clothes! Yes, the clothes. Save it. The sweaters.

The this season and "vintage", everything!

(SPEAKER) I'm not listening, Tere.

You hold it all. You know where Is something wrong?

Do not scream. An attack, I think. Not listening, Tere. Breathe not.

(WHISPERS) I can not speak up. (SCREAM) An attack? Against who?

Against me! Against whom else? Oh my God!

Hey, can you stop listening, please?

Hey, I'm listening, Tere. Please tell me what happens! Tere!

This is a private conversation. Absolutely, we are alone.

Well, I have heard and have not been imported.

And most ío was far more humiliating!

(SPEAKER) Did I hear humiliating?

(SIGHS) Call Minister!

You hear is fatal, Tere. I call the minister and what do I do?

Amenázale!

I can not hear, Tere! Ues sig you eating the last two syllables!

Talk highest, can not hear you!

They threaten him, Pussy!

I threatened ... With what you know!

With what I know ... So what do I know? Tere!

Hey, I do not let .. . Hey! What's that noise, Tere?

Maria Teresa! Are they attacking?

(CONTROL) Peninsula 2549, we managing their request alternate track.

So far we have not found anything. But how is that possible?

It is doing the procedure.

Give me a estimated delay.

I do not know. But sooner or later find a free track.

What is the status of Airport of La Mancha?

Because of indignation.

Apparently the funding has been a huge scam.

This evening do not talk about something else. Okay, but the airport is active?

I do not know. I hear and I call.

Mr. More is president Guadiana Box.

The financing the project. What do you say?

I think you are putting heels.

(SIGHS)

(Music)

It's my daughter.

What do you think?

Very cute.

You know her?

Me? What was to know?

She is also an artist.

Ya.

We left two years ago.

Since, We have not heard from her.

Searching through third personae,

It has come to my attention that works like .. . "Dominatrix".

I did not say anything to his mother. It is ultra catholic, imagine ...

Do not trust what people say.

We gave him the best education, but. .. we had to do something wrong.

Sure.

What did we miss?

What are you asking me?

Not a single call since it was two years ago.

(SIGHS)

Are you also ultra Catholic?

I'm not ultra of nothing. I'm just a businessman ...

you would like to be able to tell his daughter that her mother has changed,

and dies literally by talking to her.

(Yawn)

Hello!

"Joe", I have been "sobao"!

Oops! In this flight many people go asleep!

Where are we?

For the Toledo area! We are going around.

When we land, the same is part of the plane.

Or exploit, that's another ...

-- Hey, sorry .. . -- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes ...

The groom is awake and want to know. Go out and say something!

Am I going?

Not you, silly! We are doing Agua de Valencia.

Oops, Agua de Valencia, what a great idea!

(ALL) Hello.

(EMBARRASSED) Hi .. . What is it?

Huh?

Let me .. . just said we're still in Toledo

and exploit the same landing.

Please do exaggeration!

We have some kinks. .. Serious problems, really.

And we're drinking to forget. I do not! I have given up alcohol.

The Agua de Valencia is for passengers.

And for us! For them too, I'm afraid.

Pity not have here a "mescas" to mix.

And I thought! In the end only I brought heroin, cocaine and pills.

What little head!

But if the "mescas" the retired in '86.

Those being manufactured Valencia again.

I have a friend "camel" who sells in Madrid.

-- U n second. -- Yes

Oh, what a shame .. . ay!

Well what a shame that you are not happen to buy any, really.

But if you're drug altogether!

Yeah, but the "mescas" are different. People become communicative and affectionate.

Imagine how they would to those there!

Well, and the ones here too ...

At hence must entertain anyway, do not think.

Hey, you have a song request? No. .. Note!

Musicals have killed the authentic cabaret!

I have some mescalinas. They were for the honeymoon.

This is the honeymoon! Bring "pacá"!

Pass scissors.

Scissors! Bring "pacá"!

Wait, they perform well, this what I have to do well.

(Ulloa) What politoxicómana am!

(STRIPS) They smell a bit, right?

The I washed as best I could, but I took them in the ass.

I do not care. Me neither.

Also, I'm not going to drink. Why did I made that promise?

Pills anyway itself should not smell.

The've wrapped very tightly metérmelas before.

I is that I have been "mule" many years.

And to spend borders, the ass is safest.

-- I also believe very much in the ass. -- It's true. No smell almost, look.

Oh, they stink! Hey, thank you very much, huh?

Girls, make a "neckline" and we pay.

This money is not paid. But he paid it mean!

As you wish, but, man, tell me ...

Yes, of course. As I finish this, I tell you everything.

Counting on the delay, What time we'll get to Mexico?

I'm starting to realize,

and little I think, I'm regretting.

-- Well, do not think! -- Sure!

You, as you are amoral, you have no problem.

Be advised .. . I was going to ask and I'm going to have to say.

-- Like thee a "mea culpa", huh? -- What about the pilots?

Pilots should not take anything.

I think you could do relax a little.

The girl is right. Mescalinas carrying warn them.

Oh, and tell Alex that I have not become anything and I feel terrible.

Uncle. .. Just knowing more or less how late we got to Mexico.

We will not land in Mexico.

But do not tell me the "fart" tickets we were wrong!

Are we just got married, You know?

We have been three days of festivities and have come direct.

With the "fart" You have mistaken no tickets.

This was going to Mexico. What is not going?

No. Drink a little, I'll explain q ue.

But .. . I'll explain.

Some years ago a passenger gave him a panic attack.

Anything new?

There is not a fucking clue free across the country!

Do not do bad blood, Benito!

How is Joserra?

Right. Ha "potao" everything and .. . is already at ease.

Is giving orders as usual.

Hey, it's very good this Agua de Valencia.

Do not you dare you, Alex? If virtually all juice.

Someone has to stay sober, Right?

But what is Joserra. All the more reason!

How are hetero gay couples .. . I'm not a gay couple!

Take a little and scatters. Remove! I scatter? With you? No way.

(Laughter silly) And you of q hat are you laughing?

I do nothing. Yes Why are you laughing?

Excuse me, Mr. Commander,

they find it funny two big men like you

speaking of scatter, Agua de Valencia, of ...

-- I can? -- Sure.

Thank you.

(Song album "I'm so excited" performed by The Pointer Sisters)

Summarizing. You quiet, I'll always tell the truth.

Hala, come. Come! Now we are, huh? Come.

(SIGHS)

(Continue the song "I'm so excited")

(DO "PLAYBACK")

-- (Poppy LADA) What happens? -- Nothing ...

Look, look. Take this. Open your mouth.

(Ends the song)

Ya, ya, ya ...

Come, go to sleep.

(WHISPERS) Go to sleep. Go to sleep ...

-- Go to sleep .. . -- But if I've already slept!

More.

More?

Go to sleep. Come, go to sleep. .. Come.

A glass of Agua de Valencia, Mr. More?

What you do them suggests that this is funny?

We were always worked. Maybe we picked the wrong song ...

So solve the situations emergency in this company?

It was to distract and not to think.

That's the last time I trampling and sit on my wallet!

(DISTRESSED) A lovely portfolio. Norma, I guess you either ...

Yes, I will. Thank goodness.

I loved Valencia Water in the '80s.

What good. Let's see ...

Sweet .. . but with a dot bitter.

Very rich.

I want one.

Sure, and I also I'll take another.

-- And I! -- And I!

Give me me too.

Not to sound ungrateful .. . or an eccentric.

Be.

You are absolutely right, Mr. More We are a mamarrachas.

Norma, I would make peace with you.

The cabin was very rude.

We were all very nervous. There is nothing to forgive.

What good you do for peace. .. you are one of our "ídolas".

Yes.

You started at the time of the unveiling Right?

The end. I came to Spain to early 80s.

With one hand behind and one in front.

And so I posed on the cover of Interview.

A record number according to the magazine.

I can vouch for that.

It sold worldwide.

And how did you get into the "bondage"?

Ulloa!

If you do not care to address the issue. .. (WHISPERS) How do you ask that?

Oh, no, by God, at this point!

Well I was very young, I was very confused.

And in times of confusion, a girl just listen to your own heart.

(THREE) Yes, sure, sure.

And after failing as an actress and singer,

my heart was full of hatred. To see how it would be ...

It was then discovered I had natural talent for something.

Feats to master! I got stage name "Miss Take" ...

(Lighter) Thank you.

The mistake made woman ...

And before long, I became of a loyal slave.

How strong!

In a few years I got to the top ...

or lower, of human nature.

And that gave me power. Much power!

(Sigh)

I have the 600 erotic videos most important men in this country.

The "number 1" to "600 number" ..

Of all the colors and trends. In that I am very eclectic. (LAUGHS)

You alone? 600 men and at the same time? No, woman.

Me and a group of "escorts" that works for me, in my own agency.

So you have erotic videos the number 1''''?

Yes, with the "number 1" I have several. All with a servant.

Who is the "number 1"?

Well the most important. .. Check accounts.

The President of the Government!

Baby, think a little!

U n sightly above President ...

And also in plan "bondage"?

No. He is of tastes more traditional.

So the rumors are real long ...

Yes, but I did not say anything.

But, of course, there is a security

he sees, hears and speaks.

When we also throw and .. . also recorded, of course.

Which gives us great confidence.

In the times we live in, if any such documents,

eventually come to light. Because .. . you have a price.

My life is the price!

I think a bit sobrevaloras that stuff, right?

Why?

For even overestimates espionage service!

They tried to rob my house several times looking for my files!

As the "Watergate"!

Equal! But as you will understand, not going to find there.

The very well I have a g uardos safe under another name.

I hear you have very good relationship with the Opus.

Yes, very good. And also with the Legionaries.

Just go to Mexico to visit one of them.

A very important man. .. Surely you know him.

But do not ask me names, huh?

Oh, I'm talking too much. (LAUGHS)

(THREE) No, not at all.

What have you made this cocktail? Ah, well ...

(BOTH) No!

Benjamines of champagne .. . No.

Orange juice can. .. No!

A splash of gin. .. No, no!

All this mixed with an overdose of mescalinas.

Mescalinas??

Hip pad.

Would I have drunk and have drugged me to talk?

(THREE) Nooo!

But how I could trust you?

Look .. . We have put the mescalinas to make you feel better.

Did not you notice that you are less thistle, you like people?

Or you're horny, that is one of its effects.

Oh, fuck!

I'm horny!

(Music suggestive)

Hello.

Hello.

How about that?

Here, seeing Norma's monologue.

I can sit?

If you promise not to hit me ...

I promise.

(Continued suggestive music)

I wanted to say that all my pad re bequeathed me,

was your cover of Interview. Still I have ...

Oh, really?

A re pad I saw my little life. I visited him when he was very ill.

He lived in a room filthy, there was nothing hanging on the walls.

Save your cover of Interview.

(SIGHS)

Thank you ...

(CIME)

Ugh. ...! Oh .. . !

(Continued suggestive music)

(SIGHS)

Would you be all?

-- (PANTING) Yes -- How do you do?

Shhh ...

(Groans)

Are you asleep?

(PANTING) is sleepwalking. Best not to wake her.

(EXCITED) Honey, honey, honey, baby, baby, baby, baby ...

You kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me ...

(BRIDE) Oh, yes. Ah!

(CIME)

(Increase groans)

(BRIDE PANTING) Arre, arre, horse! Oh, give! Í Ah, there!

Oh my horse, hmm. .. Oh! Yes, yes ...

Slowly, darling, please .. . Slowly, honey, please!

(PANTING) Yes! Arre, horse! Ah, yes, go, go, ah!

Sorry. .. Sorry!

Oh!

(GROOM) But, aunt!

The last question, I swear.

What do you want?

Are you doing ahead or behind?

Ahead, aunt. Ahead!

No, no, do not hit me, please honey! Do not hit me!

(Continue the groans and wheezing in the background)

(PANTS)

(Electronic Song Moorish "Skies over Cairo" Django, Django, Django.)

(Intensifies the rhythm of the song)

(SIGHS)

What hobby I have you! Come on, who ...

The only devout and the only one who does not fuck!

(The gasps are mixed with music)

(Ends the song)

What do you do?

I am a security consultant.

But I need someone advise me ...

(SUGGESTIVE) And that gives me security.

Would you like to work for me?

I do not know.

I know when I trust a man.

By the way .. . Are not you going to call your wife?

What do I say?

You love.

And the kids.

(WHISPERS) Come ...

(Sleepy) Are we "Come in"?

No, but you sleep. Take this.

You sleep, "sickly" already ...

Is that .. . was our wedding night.

(PHONE) Yes?

Hi, honey. How are you?

Right. .. How about you? Have you already come so soon?

No. I'm calling from the plane. Are the kids?

Yes, here fighting by the "Play Station".

Today I have. .. Carmiña will carry after the movies.

Pásamelos. Are you all right, Alex?

Yes, I have wanted to hear.

(SPEAKER) Children! Dad, who wants to hear you. Toma.

(SON) Hi, Dad. Mom says you want to hear us ...

I wanted to tell you that I love you, and you do not hit your brother,

which is larger and any day will give a host.

You have no balls! I'm sick!

I'll pass. Next door is an asshole.

(DISCUSS)

(MOTHER) Let's see, brings the phone.

Look, do not make them any attention.

Carmiña then takes them to the movies and leave me in peace.

(EXCITED) Q I ant to much at all.

Alex, do you really not okay?

No. ..

I want you, too, Concha.

I'm glad. Call when you get there. A kiss.

Look, the bucket! Finally!

Oh, Shapewear! I do not know what happened ...

Become well, you dripping something.

Lefa! I know what happened to you!

Cochina, pig!

Look, this is encouraging!

Oops! I've dropped my hair. You are cuter.

I'm not a virgin. So, all of a sudden?

With one of the class "tourist".

-- My saints have gone crazy! -- I'm going.

No, is that. .. I have not cleaned.

Anyway! I clean yo .. . (WHISPERS) And I clean.

Hey, Bruna. .. Bruna!

This I have to tell, chapter and verse!

Yes!

What does it matter?

You're talking to an apostate, Just so you know!

Well, I liked have a believer in the crew.

And more now.

(WHISPERS) CHST! Standard.

(FEM NEl NA VOICE) Yes?

One moment, they are going to talk.

Yes? Who is?

Mercy? Me!

Dad?

How are you, my daughter?

Well ...

What a joy!

Just now was thinking of you, Dad.

Oh, really?

I just read in a digital newspaper

that the Civil Guard has entered the Guadiana Box

and are incautándolo all ...

Ya ...

And La Mancha airport is a total scam ...

And I blame directly.

Yes, child, yes, I imagined that erupt from time to time.

So I had to put land involved, I speak from the plane.

Ugh! Sorry, Dad, I'm sorry.

Do not worry. What joy to hear, was so keen!

I want you to forget what your mother told you and I

when you left home. We just want to see you.

I'm not going to, but your mother Ra was over the moon pond if the flames.

It has changed a lot, Piti.

I do not know, Dad. If you were you ...

Contigo is easier. But Mom .. . is impossible.

I'll be out .. . a few months.

I'm not asking you to promise me anything, but call your mother.

Give at least a chance. You do not know how it has changed!

I do not! We love you as you are.

(SPEAKER) Let me think.

Thank you very much.

(EXCITED) Goodbye, my love.

Goodbye, Dad. And much iDate cu.

(EXCITED) Take care of yourself too ...

Thank you, Norma.

(CONTROL) 2549 Peninsula? 2549 Peninsula!

Request for Airport La Mancha approved.

Received.

Frequently change La Mancha 122, 1.

Received, 122, 1.

(Call of the cab)

Tell me the truth. .. Will I be put in jail?

Yes.

That's a good sign. It means I'll survive.

Sorry to ask, Mr. More

Have you killed many people?

No. I cheated a lot. .. throughout my life,

but I have not killed anyone. Why do you ask?

Sorry ...

-- Fatal I behaved with you. -- Yes, fatal!

-- Can you prepare this tea? -- Are you bad?

I have arcades.

Normal! You've gone blind Agua de Valencia ...

What will you see?

We have track!

Id preparing the "briefing" I'll be back!

(Voltage Music)

Piluca! What do you want?

I want nothing. Come on, wake up! (Stupid) I'm awake ...

I Joserra .. . Your partner!

Joserra! Oh, hello, Joserra!

Let's land. Id waking the passage.

Where land?

In La Mancha, in an hour. Take care of them.

I will ask for explanations. Well they give.

What do I say? The truth, that you drugged.

I, really .. . Girl!

Good news. We have runway.

We will land about an hour

because we need time to drop the fuel,

and learn how will the evacuation.

It's easy! What's wrong, Bruna?

(LOW) Nothing, nothing.

Then? Let's see, what's with that face?

You should be glad. You just lost your virginity ...

Is that ...

What? Quick!

I smell a lot like death.

Enough is enough! We're all shit and disimulamos as we can!

So make an effort, please! Or, at least, shut up!

Let her talk, it's just a moment. Do not give credit!

Explain, Bruna.

For hours I smell death.

I started to smell from the beginning of trip, but I thought it was for the farts.

No smell in the whole plane. In the cabin, for example, do not smell.

(SIGHS)

Next to the phone, either.

(Voltage Music)

Alongside the couple, nor smell.

Give it!

By your side either, Ricardo.

Ni where hostesses.

(SIGHS)

Only stayed ...

Mr. Infante ...

Standard. .. and me.

It's me.

Do you. .. what?

I'm the one who reeks of death.

Yes!

I am a murderer for hire.

But you're not security advisor?

Too. Is attached.

Have you killed .. . many people?

A few. But next custom was to be my last.

Well, I'm .. . trying to get rid my last request.

And how does one get rid of it? Ateniéndote the consequences.

I'll have to withdraw from circulation for a time, operated on the face ...

I know a surgeon!

I do not want to be heavy, but missing 40 minutes to land.

Is it me who should settle? No.

Who has done the last order?

Ms. Patricia Velázquez Vargas.

Is that Patricia is the woman Owner of Unimexa?

Yes.

Does the company Mexican mobile?

Yes.

What a coincidence, client husband is mine!

It is with him that I have an appointment now in the D. F.

I'll tell your wife not tell you.

And how are you going to say?

I call now on the phone, so you stay quiet.

Let me out, honey. I'll call you.

What is it?

(Music of tension "in crescendo")

Why do you look like?

What is it?

The victim is you, Norma.

Ms. Patricia is determined to kill you.

¿Me?? ¿¿But what have I done to this woman,

if you do not even know?

It may not look favorably on your sadomasochistic practices with her husband ...

Son of a bitch! And where were you thinking? Do it?

She wanted to Marbella kill you,

but convinced that in Mexico was safer.

I just wanted to save time, prevent he was charged to another.

In Mexico ten ed a plan to help you escape.

To help me run? Why if you are a professional murderer?

Why would expose your life for someone like me?

(Ulloa) Sorry, Norma, I get this.

I do not kill women.

And that is fine.

Good night, Ladies and gentlemen passengers,

Joserra speaks Berasategui, This flight attendant.

Notify end set,

but we still have forty tons of fuel per drive.

(CONTROL) Received. Device Safety on and ready.

Let's try again security posture.

Gather the knees, feet separated and bow forward.

In class "business" may subject his arms under her legs.

We will remember security posture.

Can I lend attention, please? Nice. A see.

We put the knees, parted feet, arms crossed

and tilting the body supporting head on his folded arms.

Treasury arms under legs. Nice.

Lady! Wake up!

(PASSENGER) What about breakfast?

No, then vomitáis when we landed.

Alex, you who are bisexual ...

Is it true that you guys eat best cock aunts?

What is it now, Benito? "High ECAM"

"High ECAM"

Back when you were gone, Ulloa I let me ...

And it's been ...

Activate the approach phase. Phase checked and confirmed.

The truth is that just doing a 'sixty nine',

I also ate him ...

For how thin it is, has a piece of tail ...

Benito, do you think it's time talking about the tail Ulloa?

"Speed Managed".

"Speed Managed". Important to me!

Do you think I'm becoming bisexual, like you?

No! You're a fagot of birth!

No shit! And your wife knows.

So is obsessed that you do not with guys.

He continues with "ECAM".

Selector? "Cross feed" to "on"?

Yes, open the "Cross feed".

I think you're overreacting, huh?

Today it happened Ulloa because of drinking.

Pumps unaffected side to "off".

When ours too.

Therefore vomited.

Not because you provoked my dick retching, my dick I loved.

What happens is that under the guise of Alcohol ... Remove the left side.

I do not know where you're going. "Oxygen supply crew" to "off".

"High ECAM". After vomiting, came back to hook up

and asked me to fuck you.

I told that game was as well

and I had to take off practically cock in the mouth.

Does that answer your question?

I say this because you have to land without a train 1 222

and we should focus a bit.

"High ECAM".

Good evening, gentlemen passengers, Alex speaks Commander Steel.

Due to a technical fault we are forced to make an emergency landing ...

(SPEAKER) ... In about ten minutes.

We headed Airport of La Mancha,

where they are ready all rescue teams.

Please do not worry and followed to the letter

indications of the cabin crew.

O nce the ground, Peninsula Company

will take of everything they need.

Thank you very much.

(RADIO) Control Tower? Manche?

Peninsula 2549--20 miles north. Requesting permission.

Peninsula 2549, is authorized to ILS approach runway 1--0.

Atmospheric pressure: QNH 1--0--1--0.

Notify established end.

Peninsula established end 2549.

Received. Cleared to land on runway 1--0.

Wind 3--0--0--0--8. Device safety on and ready.

2549 Peninsula, received.

Cleared to land Track 1--0.

Interlock on and ready.

I without a leg to see if it holds!

(RADIO) Good Luck!

Ready for impact? "Brace for impact! Brace for impact!"

(Alarms)

(Voltage Music)

(Creaking metal)

(Severe shock and squeaks)

(Sirens)

(Cries background)

(Music emotive)

Come on!

Come on, "sickly"! Skip!

Come on!

(WHOOPING)

(Music)

(BRIDE) Has "nevao"? Where are we?

(GROOM) do not know. But here we are!

Oh, what a hangover I have, "couple"! What hangover!

Ya.

Why? If I have drunk "na".

(Laughter boyfriend)

Hello? Can you put the Lady?

(MOBILE) It's me, Dad.

Piti! You are home!

Yes. I'm with Mom.

Have you already discussed? Do not go, Piti!

Wait, I get it asap!

We have not discussed, is that the street is full of policemen. Do not come, Daddy!

I'm on my way. I want to see! I have to see you!

The urgency is operated and stained. Both.

I will miss my nose, huh?

Norma .. . Yes?

About those videos yours, I think I might be interested at all.

I am willing to pay a large sum.

Pity, because these videos do not exist.

Admittedly, I've slept with whom I've slept ...

but I have not recorded anything.

I only did it spread the rumor, and that was enough.

And the conversation with your assistant? Was it also a farce?

No. He believes there are. Eventually I have also come to believe.

I understand .. . Well, good luck to you both!

Similarly, Mr. More

(Murmurs background)

How did you know we landed here?

After talking with you, I called a friend Barajas controller.

I did not want to tell me, but ended up telling me everything.

This time I did not lie.

No, not this time ...

Alba's phone.

This is your suitcase.

She is devastated and I've gotten what I could, but it's all broken through.

Above all, my gifts.

Thank you.

I met her.

How Alba?

I saw her going in the ambulance.

She was dressed in a shirt and pants of yours.

And I was thinking Terror I might end up like her.

(CONTAINS THE CRYING) Bye, Ricardo.

Ruth ...

You will never end up like Alba.

But I must be careful.

Look, this is Nasser.

-- Hello. -- Hello.

I've known in the foam.

We both have a sense of we met before, right?

-- Right? -- (YAWNING) Yes

What about the case?

It's the last time I sleep with anxiety to the whole passage.

I had nightmares because it was not quiet clear.

To me what you tell me.

The idea and who convinced you was Benito.

You have no scruple.

You at least know that, but we do not!

Speaking of Benito ...

Turns out he has eaten cock Ulloa Ulloa while he ate it.

-- If Benito likes me! -- (ALL) And I!

-- You said it, Ulloa? -- Yes

-- I would be drugged! -- Up to the eyebrows!

I know very well if a man looking at me to the woman or to the transvestite.

-- Benito looked at me and the woman. -- Okay.

You've already cast doubt, fagot!

Where are we going? Where to go?

To your house.

Before landing I swore that if we left it, I would go and live with you.

Things are fine as they are, Alex.

I'm not being fair, with you or my wife.

Shell thinks like me that things are fine.

Concha?? Have you talked about this?

Of course! Alex, Shell and I we tell each other everything.

How else do you think what our could last so long?

What you do not mind us .. . ?

With the character have?

Never thought it was so generous, not so open ...

Well .. . very open.

She and Carmiña have engaged very well to the situation.

Carmiña??

Yes, she has also been coupled perfectly to the situation.

Concha y Carmiña?? What do you mean?

What are they bundled? Is that what you mean?

Is not that perfect?

And all behind me!

It was to make life easier.

I could have said something, I'm an asshole.

You never asked me.

If you had asked, I'd told you everything.

I have no secrets from you. Well, not you or anyone else!

Oh, commander ...

(HOSTESS) Benito!

But have you seen? Benito? What do you want, Piluca?

That if you have seen Benedict.

Is the first that leaves the plane.

It seems incredible that you do not know.

Benitooo!