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Previously on Why Women Kill...
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I have a date.
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With your married man.
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It's at this really fancy nightclub.
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He's taking you out.
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In public.
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I thought Rob was taking
her to the club tonight.
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Do you honestly think I'm
going to let that happen?
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Listen, when you were
in my office earlier,
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did you happen to move any papers?
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I know better than to touch your things.
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I'll have to stay late and redo it.
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Would you like to come
with me to the club tonight?
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Rob canceled on me.
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I love music.
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- I used to play the piano.
- Do you still play?
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My husband...
didn't care for my playing.
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Oh, honey. Your husband's dead.
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Don't you think it's time
you stopped listening to him?
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Honey!
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Maybe when Mr. Grove moves out,
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we could start doing this in your bed.
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He won't be leaving
until after my daughter's wedding.
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Well, it... Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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That's two months away.
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She gave me her hand in marriage.
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- Karl...
- And I'm never going to let it go.
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Oh! Bloody hell!
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I got fired.
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I'm not surprised.
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- Simone...
- One day, I will divorce Karl,
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but I will never hate him.
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Where does that leave me?
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In the back of a van,
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having a marvelous time.
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Van came with the job, so...
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We'll figure it out.
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I'm not worried about Duke anymore.
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He stopped texting me.
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So what's his deal?
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- Is he crazy?
- A little.
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He was always accusing
me of cheating on him.
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Come with us to Venice tomorrow.
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- Oh, my God!
- Tomorrow? Really?
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Are you going to Venice?
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I don't know yet.
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I asked you, before,
if you were in love with her.
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Jade is the only thing
in my life that is easy.
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Live with us.
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Be with us.
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You just got home.
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The purpose of an autopsy
is to provide clarity.
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How did the victim die?
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Was death the result of a gunshot?
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Stabbing?
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Poison?
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How someone is killed
is easy to understand.
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Why it happened, that's never so simple.
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But it always begins with a choice.
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It might be a decision
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to conduct a tawdry affair.
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A plan to keep secrets from a loved one.
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Or an agreement
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to bring a stranger into your bed.
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Yes. People make all sorts
of questionable choices.
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Of course,
that's what keeps me in business.
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Our waitress is giving me odd looks.
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You're wearing sunglasses
indoors, at night.
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I think she recognizes me.
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I don't even recognize you
and we've had sex ten times.
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- Lower your voice.
- Relax.
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Nobody here recognizes you.
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Let me see your eyes.
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So, I got you a present.
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Jewelry?
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You shouldn't have.
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It's called a Swatch.
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And... it's waterproof.
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Oh, so it's safe from my tears of joy.
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I wanted to do something special.
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It's our first date.
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I mean, outside of the van.
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I'm not sure I'd call it a date.
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Why not?
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We're at a table, and there's food.
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I wouldn't call it food, either.
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You don't make it very
easy to be your boyfriend.
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Boyfriend?
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Ah, another word you don't like.
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It's just not how I would describe you.
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What would you call me, then?
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Your... lover?
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Why do you need a job title?
What's wrong with "Tommy"?
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Are you gonna put it on?
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Why would I do that?
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Because it's a gift,
and I'm asking you to.
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Oh, for God's sake.
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What's wrong?
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Am I embarrassing you?
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Shh. Shush. Sit down.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Next time, I'll buy you a gift
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that you'll actually
wear on a date with me,
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like a ski mask.
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Tommy.
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Uh, what did I do now?
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Can I get you anything else to eat?
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Oh, God, no. The food is dreadful here.
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And he's too young for you,
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while we're offering
unsolicited opinions.
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Sheila. What can I do for you?
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I have no food in my house,
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and my kids are starting to
make some real ugly threats.
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Maybe I can find a jar of peanut butter.
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That's more than they deserve.
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What's with the skates?
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They're cute, huh?
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Rob bought them for me
on our first date.
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He took me to Happytime Roller Rink.
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So why are you digging them up now?
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I'm going skating later
today, with April.
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- The waitress?
- Oh, yes.
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Last week, we went to
an Andy Warhol exhibit.
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Next week,
she's going to teach me to surf.
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Can you imagine? Me, surfing?
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I thought the plan was
to gain the girl's trust
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and convince her to end the affair.
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That's what I'm doing.
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You sure?
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'Cause it sounds like
the two of you are becoming close.
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Well, maybe a little.
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April is very sweet.
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She's so free-spirited.
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You wouldn't believe
the fun we have together.
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Mm-hmm. She sounds nice.
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For a girl who's sleeping
with your husband.
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I know it's odd, but I like her.
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I can't help it.
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What's wrong with her being a friend?
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Nothing.
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As long as you don't forget
she's also the enemy.
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Okay. Well, how about, uh, you know,
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classic "she's our lover"?
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Oof. That is too sexual.
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Yeah? All right.
Um, our "special friend"?
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That makes me sound slow.
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All right. Uh,
she's the third prong of our throuple.
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Ugh. Barf.
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Well, now that Jade's
gonna live with us,
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we got to have some
way to introduce her.
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Well, why don't we
just say she's family?
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- Aww. I love that.
- Yeah.
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That's nice.
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Wait.
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Jade, does that look like
Duke's truck to you?
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Oh, shit.
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Wait, like, like, scary ex Duke?
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Did you tell him you were staying here?
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No. I didn't tell anyone.
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Oh, God. He's getting out the car.
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- Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
- Okay, it's okay, it's okay.
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Okay, all right, all right. Look.
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Don't worry. It's gonna be okay.
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- I got this.
- Wait, what do you mean, you got this?
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I'm gonna talk to him. You know?
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- Man to man.
- No. Eli... No... don't... E...
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Oh, that's not good. Okay.
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Can I help you?
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Yeah, I'm looking for my girlfriend.
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A guy told me that she's staying here.
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Oh. Uh, who's your girlfriend?
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Jade.
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Jade.
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Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade,
Jade, Jade, Jade...
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- No... Jade who?
- She's in that window, man.
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- Oh, Jade. Right. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- I need to talk to her.
- Oh, okay. Well, uh, the thing is,
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she's not really
available right now, so...
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- Yeah, I think she is.
- Yep.
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Oh, shit.
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All right, look... look, man.
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I don't want to get
physical with you, okay?
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You're right. You don't.
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What do you think you're doing?
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You must be the fuck buddy.
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And you must be Duke,
the two-time felon.
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Those were both felonies, right?
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So if I were to call the
cops and they came here
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to see you committing a third assault,
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that sounds like three strikes to me.
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This is the part where you walk
away to avoid going to prison.
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Tell Jade I'll be in touch.
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You know, that was unnecessary.
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I had it under control.
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- Honey, it was a team effort.
- I know.
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Thank you so much.
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I was so freaked out.
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Aww. Oh...
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You're my hero.
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Jade, I'm not your hero.
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I just, I'm... want
to make sure you're okay.
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Ooh, we should invite the
Prescotts to the wedding.
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Must we?
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Well, I can't stand them, either,
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but they spent $10,000
at the gallery last year.
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Just put them on the maybe list.
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Another maybe?
Amy will be here in an hour.
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We promised we'd have
the guest list done.
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What about the... Randalls?
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Absolutely not. I despise them.
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Since when?
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We went to their son's
wedding a month ago.
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And never got a thank you
note for the candy dish.
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- That's awfully petty.
- I agree.
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How hard is it to write a simple note?
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I meant you.
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What is going on?
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What do you mean, "going on"?
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You've been in a foul mood ever
since you came home last night.
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What could it be?
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I broke a nail? No, that's not it.
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My husband sleeps with men?
No, couldn't be that.
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Fine. Don't tell me.
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Look, we have prepaid
the caterer for 400 guests.
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If we don't finish our list,
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then Brad's family will invite
more rubes from Oklahoma,
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and the entire wedding
will turn into a hoedown.
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Do they have hoedowns in Oklahoma?
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Oh, well, they do in the musical.
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First number of act two.
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How did I not know what
I was getting with you?
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What?
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Oh, Amy, you're early.
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We haven't quite finished
the guest list yet.
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Brad slept with his ex-girlfriend.
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The wedding's off. I require wine.
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Watch out, watch ou... watch out!
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That was a blast.
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Can I just say,
every day I spend with you
241
00:11:51,989 --> 00:11:53,633
feels like an adventure.
242
00:11:54,072 --> 00:11:56,188
We do have fun together, don't we?
243
00:11:56,607 --> 00:11:58,126
To be honest,
244
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,501
I've been feeling a
little lonely in L.A.
245
00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:02,837
I know how you feel.
246
00:12:04,104 --> 00:12:06,438
It's nice to have
a real girlfriend out here.
247
00:12:09,332 --> 00:12:12,665
Well, it's getting late. I should go.
248
00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:16,180
Wait, do you think you have time
for one more adventure tonight?
249
00:12:17,005 --> 00:12:18,473
- I suppose.
- Okay.
250
00:12:20,062 --> 00:12:21,454
April?
251
00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:23,090
What are you up to?
252
00:12:27,394 --> 00:12:29,766
Go ahead. Try one.
253
00:12:30,187 --> 00:12:32,610
Brownies? How are they an adventure?
254
00:12:32,635 --> 00:12:35,235
My recipe calls for
a special ingredient.
255
00:12:35,577 --> 00:12:36,782
Like what?
256
00:12:36,971 --> 00:12:38,251
Grass.
257
00:12:39,038 --> 00:12:40,290
From your lawn?
258
00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:43,594
No, I'm talking about pot.
259
00:12:43,794 --> 00:12:46,149
You know, marijuana?
260
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,094
You mean reefer?
261
00:12:50,373 --> 00:12:52,079
Oh. Look, it's not a big deal.
262
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,235
Lots of people do it.
263
00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:55,360
Criminals. Musicians.
264
00:12:55,385 --> 00:12:57,112
- Please don't be angry.
- You are a good girl.
265
00:12:57,136 --> 00:12:58,611
How could you do such a thing?
266
00:12:58,636 --> 00:13:00,220
Rob wanted to.
267
00:13:04,561 --> 00:13:05,962
Your married man?
268
00:13:05,987 --> 00:13:07,205
Yeah.
269
00:13:08,366 --> 00:13:10,259
That stuns me.
270
00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:13,095
Given how you've described him.
271
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,486
He can be such a square.
272
00:13:14,511 --> 00:13:17,064
I think he was just looking
for a way to cut loose.
273
00:13:17,752 --> 00:13:19,032
Oh.
274
00:13:20,554 --> 00:13:22,743
Look, I really didn't
mean to offend you.
275
00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:26,595
I'm fine. It's just something
I... wasn't expecting.
276
00:13:28,744 --> 00:13:30,587
So are we friends again?
277
00:13:33,228 --> 00:13:35,025
Great. I'll go put these away.
278
00:13:35,050 --> 00:13:36,790
- Wait.
- Hmm?
279
00:13:43,035 --> 00:13:44,509
Oh, what the heck.
280
00:13:52,806 --> 00:13:54,212
But how did you find out?
281
00:13:54,237 --> 00:13:56,126
I've had my suspicions for a while,
282
00:13:56,151 --> 00:13:57,923
and then Brad finally admitted
283
00:13:57,948 --> 00:13:59,330
that he's been lying to me about Cindy
284
00:13:59,354 --> 00:14:01,181
the whole time we've been engaged.
285
00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:03,025
I know so many whores named Cindy.
286
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,798
And did I mention she's fat?
287
00:14:04,823 --> 00:14:06,392
140 pounds if she's an ounce.
288
00:14:06,417 --> 00:14:09,032
Oh, 140, where did he find her,
a carnival?
289
00:14:09,538 --> 00:14:11,689
You know, darling,
it's not even noon yet.
290
00:14:11,714 --> 00:14:14,048
My fiancé fucked a beluga whale.
291
00:14:14,073 --> 00:14:16,384
Can I please get some support here?
292
00:14:16,409 --> 00:14:17,892
I'm sorry. Uh...
293
00:14:18,904 --> 00:14:21,299
So he's been sleeping
with Cindy this whole time?
294
00:14:21,324 --> 00:14:22,846
No, I didn't say that.
295
00:14:22,871 --> 00:14:24,369
I'm confused.
296
00:14:24,394 --> 00:14:26,666
He's been lying the whole time.
297
00:14:26,890 --> 00:14:29,362
They hooked up that weekend
you took me to Hawaii.
298
00:14:29,387 --> 00:14:30,667
Hang on, that was two years ago.
299
00:14:30,691 --> 00:14:32,494
Were you and Brad even engaged yet?
300
00:14:32,519 --> 00:14:34,580
No, but we were together.
301
00:14:34,605 --> 00:14:36,563
Mm, off and on.
302
00:14:36,588 --> 00:14:38,588
Okay, Brad hadn't proposed yet,
303
00:14:38,613 --> 00:14:40,197
but we both knew he was going to.
304
00:14:40,222 --> 00:14:41,447
Exactly.
305
00:14:41,472 --> 00:14:42,705
Yeah, or at least I knew.
306
00:14:42,730 --> 00:14:44,541
Well, maybe you should've told him.
307
00:14:44,566 --> 00:14:46,455
I can't believe you're
taking Brad's side.
308
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,361
I'm just saying the situation is not
309
00:14:48,386 --> 00:14:50,080
quite so cut and dried.
310
00:14:50,105 --> 00:14:51,861
Brad is a good man.
311
00:14:51,886 --> 00:14:54,447
You might consider forgiveness.
312
00:14:54,472 --> 00:14:55,830
Forgiveness?
313
00:14:55,855 --> 00:14:58,525
Boy, did you marry
into the wrong family.
314
00:14:59,047 --> 00:15:00,783
I'm going to my room.
315
00:15:02,096 --> 00:15:03,416
Darling, I know you're upset,
316
00:15:03,441 --> 00:15:06,275
but when you drink without
a glass, Brad wins.
317
00:15:10,261 --> 00:15:11,470
Mmm.
318
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,121
I don't think it's working.
319
00:15:16,146 --> 00:15:17,947
Takes a while to kick in.
320
00:15:18,387 --> 00:15:20,869
I hope I recognize the sensation.
321
00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:23,145
I'd hate to be high and miss it.
322
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,390
Trust me, you'll know.
323
00:15:26,415 --> 00:15:30,080
Hey, want to order in Chinese
food and listen to records?
324
00:15:30,105 --> 00:15:32,291
Aren't you having dinner with
your married man tonight?
325
00:15:32,316 --> 00:15:34,840
That's tomorrow.
Tonight, Rob has plans with his wife.
326
00:15:37,357 --> 00:15:38,357
What?
327
00:15:38,382 --> 00:15:39,503
I don't know.
It's been planned for weeks.
328
00:15:39,527 --> 00:15:41,166
Some dinner party with his boss.
329
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,010
Wednesday!
330
00:15:46,099 --> 00:15:47,611
Today is Wednesday.
331
00:15:47,636 --> 00:15:49,353
Yeah. Why?
332
00:15:49,756 --> 00:15:54,528
I was supposed to feed
my neighbor's cat on Monday.
333
00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:56,999
Oh! Poor Mittens.
334
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,545
I should go.
335
00:15:58,570 --> 00:16:00,710
Damn it! Where's my other skate?
336
00:16:00,735 --> 00:16:03,725
- It's under your armpit.
- Oh, yes.
337
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:06,999
Well, thank you for the reefer.
338
00:16:07,203 --> 00:16:08,311
Yeah.
339
00:16:31,159 --> 00:16:32,764
Where have you been?
340
00:16:32,789 --> 00:16:34,788
We need to leave in five minutes.
341
00:16:34,813 --> 00:16:36,085
I know, I know.
342
00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,647
Were you roller skating?
343
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,419
Whoa.
344
00:17:11,147 --> 00:17:13,936
Come on. We have to go now.
345
00:17:29,701 --> 00:17:31,249
Let's go over a few things.
346
00:17:31,274 --> 00:17:33,702
When he's out of the office,
my boss likes to be called Hal.
347
00:17:33,727 --> 00:17:35,295
His wife is Vivian.
348
00:17:35,842 --> 00:17:37,155
Vivian.
349
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:39,624
Dale and Gretchen Clark will be there.
He's tall.
350
00:17:39,649 --> 00:17:42,522
She's brunette.
Pamela and Joe, they'll be the old ones.
351
00:17:42,547 --> 00:17:45,186
And Myron Paul is coming,
he'll be the short one.
352
00:17:45,854 --> 00:17:47,475
Myron is short.
353
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,381
The guest of honor is
Mr. Tashiro from Japan.
354
00:17:50,406 --> 00:17:52,241
Should be obvious who he is.
355
00:17:52,861 --> 00:17:54,467
Why?
356
00:17:55,418 --> 00:17:56,913
Is that a joke?
357
00:17:59,609 --> 00:18:00,686
Sure.
358
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:11,928
Duke, please,
I've apologized, like, 20 times.
359
00:18:12,731 --> 00:18:16,303
What? Please, I'm begging you,
360
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:17,983
please, don't hurt her.
361
00:18:18,516 --> 00:18:20,092
Duke! Duke, please.
362
00:18:20,117 --> 00:18:22,561
What is wrong with you?
363
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:24,663
She's just a baby!
364
00:18:25,515 --> 00:18:26,678
Duke!
365
00:18:26,911 --> 00:18:28,381
Hello?
366
00:18:28,406 --> 00:18:30,022
Oh, my God.
367
00:18:30,047 --> 00:18:31,202
Jade, what's going on?
368
00:18:31,227 --> 00:18:33,163
Duke is gonna kill Teacup.
369
00:18:33,991 --> 00:18:35,163
- Teacup?
- Our dog.
370
00:18:35,188 --> 00:18:36,530
He says if I don't meet with him,
371
00:18:36,555 --> 00:18:38,131
he's gonna put her down.
372
00:18:38,257 --> 00:18:39,983
Holy shit.
373
00:18:40,008 --> 00:18:41,710
He can't do that, right?
374
00:18:41,735 --> 00:18:43,045
Legally?
375
00:18:43,464 --> 00:18:44,686
I'm honestly not sure.
376
00:18:44,711 --> 00:18:46,639
You don't think he'd hurt
his own dog, do you?
377
00:18:46,664 --> 00:18:49,436
He went to prison for
choking his accountant.
378
00:18:50,354 --> 00:18:52,053
My dad's an accountant.
379
00:18:52,078 --> 00:18:53,553
I have to go over there.
380
00:18:53,578 --> 00:18:54,983
I love that dog.
381
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,661
Jade, it's too dangerous.
382
00:18:56,686 --> 00:18:58,389
I don't care. I have to save Teacup.
383
00:18:58,414 --> 00:19:00,024
Fine, fine,
384
00:19:00,049 --> 00:19:02,319
but you're not going alone.
I will go with you, okay?
385
00:19:02,344 --> 00:19:03,350
- Okay. Thank you.
- Okay.
386
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,803
- Thank you.
- Yes, of course.
387
00:19:05,818 --> 00:19:07,147
Whoa, whoa.
388
00:19:07,172 --> 00:19:08,608
What about me?
389
00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:11,703
I-I'm just saying, you know, two's good,
390
00:19:11,727 --> 00:19:13,076
three's better, right?
391
00:19:13,854 --> 00:19:15,514
Yeah. Okay.
392
00:19:15,539 --> 00:19:17,237
All right.
393
00:19:35,055 --> 00:19:36,266
Oh.
394
00:19:36,626 --> 00:19:38,460
If that's Brad, I'm not here.
395
00:19:38,485 --> 00:19:41,772
Hello? Ah, good morning, Brad.
396
00:19:41,797 --> 00:19:42,952
I'm not here!
397
00:19:42,977 --> 00:19:44,500
Yes, actually, Amy's...
398
00:19:44,813 --> 00:19:46,336
Okay, yes, you heard that.
399
00:19:46,361 --> 00:19:47,536
Good!
400
00:19:48,169 --> 00:19:50,842
Look, I-I really couldn't say, Brad.
401
00:19:50,867 --> 00:19:52,406
I mean, you know women.
402
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,087
Oh, I know. Tell me about it.
403
00:19:55,469 --> 00:19:56,741
Stop talking to him.
404
00:19:56,766 --> 00:19:59,281
Oh, no, if anything, worse.
405
00:19:59,813 --> 00:20:02,073
- No, I know it's ridiculous, but...
- Give me that.
406
00:20:05,259 --> 00:20:07,667
Right, well, uh, I'm off to the gallery.
407
00:20:08,022 --> 00:20:10,597
I'd love to start the day with a kiss.
408
00:20:10,622 --> 00:20:12,145
Mm. Ask the gardener.
409
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,761
- Oh, I won't make that mistake twice.
- Hmm.
410
00:20:37,084 --> 00:20:38,605
- Tommy!
- I was up all night,
411
00:20:38,630 --> 00:20:40,722
thinking about our date,
and I-I was super upset,
412
00:20:40,747 --> 00:20:43,119
but I should not have walked out,
and I am sorry.
413
00:20:43,144 --> 00:20:45,215
Are you crazy? You can't come
to my house with flowers.
414
00:20:45,239 --> 00:20:46,511
I waited for Karl to leave.
415
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:48,246
Well, he's not the only one
who could see you.
416
00:20:48,270 --> 00:20:50,776
- You have to go now.
- But, wait, at least take the flowers.
417
00:20:50,801 --> 00:20:52,573
- No!
- If you won't accept a simple gift,
418
00:20:52,598 --> 00:20:53,738
then what does that
say about our future?
419
00:20:53,762 --> 00:20:55,355
We have no future.
420
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,644
- Are you breaking up with me?
- Yes, it's over. Now go.
421
00:20:57,669 --> 00:20:59,149
Tommy Harte?
422
00:21:00,068 --> 00:21:01,323
Amy?
423
00:21:02,463 --> 00:21:04,847
I haven't seen you since last Christmas.
424
00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:07,167
Yes, it's been a while.
425
00:21:07,192 --> 00:21:10,839
Hi. So who are the flowers for?
426
00:21:14,071 --> 00:21:16,339
They're for you, of course.
427
00:21:16,364 --> 00:21:17,730
For me?
428
00:21:17,755 --> 00:21:19,362
How did you know I was here?
429
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:22,909
What a good question.
430
00:21:23,653 --> 00:21:28,152
Well, I called Naomi to tell her
the wedding was off,
431
00:21:28,177 --> 00:21:30,402
and she shared the bad news with Tommy,
432
00:21:30,427 --> 00:21:33,098
and then he brought you
this lovely bouquet.
433
00:21:33,623 --> 00:21:35,581
That's so sweet.
434
00:21:36,656 --> 00:21:38,144
You're welcome.
435
00:21:38,169 --> 00:21:39,590
Tommy, you should really go.
436
00:21:39,615 --> 00:21:42,598
Amy and I have million
things to do today.
437
00:21:42,623 --> 00:21:44,519
I'll just put these in your room.
438
00:21:44,544 --> 00:21:46,160
Well, it was very nice to see you, Amy.
439
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,611
Tommy, are you free tonight?
440
00:21:50,204 --> 00:21:52,723
I don't know if you're
seeing anyone these days,
441
00:21:52,748 --> 00:21:55,142
but I could really use some cheering up.
442
00:21:59,228 --> 00:22:02,473
Well, I was seeing someone,
443
00:22:02,498 --> 00:22:05,894
but, uh, she recently broke up with me.
444
00:22:07,581 --> 00:22:10,769
Amy! You can't go out tonight.
445
00:22:10,794 --> 00:22:12,668
We have to let people
know the wedding's off.
446
00:22:12,693 --> 00:22:14,121
So there are calls to make.
447
00:22:14,146 --> 00:22:15,582
I'll make them tomorrow.
448
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,855
So I'll see you at Herberto's, 7:00?
449
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,941
We can console each other.
450
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,293
That'll be nice.
451
00:22:23,628 --> 00:22:25,105
Goodbye, Mrs. Grove.
452
00:22:28,568 --> 00:22:32,224
Amy, what could you
possibly be thinking?
453
00:22:32,249 --> 00:22:34,199
Well, I'm thinking I'm going to have
454
00:22:34,224 --> 00:22:36,301
revenge sex with Tommy Harte.
455
00:22:36,866 --> 00:22:39,402
Well, uh... you can't do that.
456
00:22:39,427 --> 00:22:41,301
He's not even your type.
457
00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:44,724
I know he's a little young,
but he's gotta learn from someone.
458
00:23:00,210 --> 00:23:02,927
So you're-you're telling me
that this took four hours?
459
00:23:02,952 --> 00:23:04,022
Well, yes.
460
00:23:04,046 --> 00:23:05,834
- That's very impressive.
- That was the quick version.
461
00:23:07,726 --> 00:23:09,122
Oh, there they are. Hey.
462
00:23:09,147 --> 00:23:11,927
We were just about to
send out a search party.
463
00:23:11,952 --> 00:23:14,419
So sorry. It takes Beth Ann
a while to get dressed.
464
00:23:14,444 --> 00:23:15,444
Yes.
465
00:23:15,469 --> 00:23:16,865
So I recall.
466
00:23:18,917 --> 00:23:21,341
This is my wife, Vivian.
467
00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:24,872
It is so lovely to meet you, Beth Ann.
468
00:23:24,897 --> 00:23:29,208
And I want to introduce you
to Gretchen and Dale Clarkson,
469
00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:31,388
- and Pamela and Joe Kensington.
- Hi.
470
00:23:32,123 --> 00:23:33,560
Where's Myron?
471
00:23:33,659 --> 00:23:36,661
- Oh, Myron had to cancel
- Oh.
472
00:23:36,686 --> 00:23:37,982
Oh, here's our guest of honor.
473
00:23:38,007 --> 00:23:40,333
This is the young executive
I was telling you about.
474
00:23:40,358 --> 00:23:42,279
- Robert Stanton.
- Sir, it's an honor.
475
00:23:42,304 --> 00:23:44,677
I've heard a lot of wonderful
things about your work.
476
00:23:44,702 --> 00:23:46,865
I hope I live up to your expectation.
477
00:23:46,890 --> 00:23:49,544
So Myron's not here?
478
00:23:49,957 --> 00:23:51,490
Uh, no.
479
00:23:52,376 --> 00:23:53,654
Dinner is served.
480
00:23:53,679 --> 00:23:55,638
- Shall we?
- Thank goodness. Yes.
481
00:23:55,663 --> 00:23:57,685
Thank you. I'm starving.
482
00:23:58,651 --> 00:24:00,174
What is your name?
483
00:24:00,412 --> 00:24:01,904
Beth Ann.
484
00:24:02,893 --> 00:24:05,232
You must be Tashiro.
485
00:24:05,257 --> 00:24:06,646
I am.
486
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,841
You were right.
487
00:24:11,089 --> 00:24:13,060
It was obvious.
488
00:24:16,285 --> 00:24:18,021
I made place cards for everyone.
489
00:24:18,046 --> 00:24:20,318
Uh, Mr. Tashiro,
you'll be right here in the center.
490
00:24:20,343 --> 00:24:21,780
Thank you.
491
00:24:23,683 --> 00:24:26,357
Um, Beth Ann,
did you find your place card?
492
00:24:28,482 --> 00:24:29,661
Honey?
493
00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:34,263
Sorry, I was looking at the swan.
494
00:24:34,288 --> 00:24:35,732
Do you like it?
495
00:24:36,282 --> 00:24:39,552
It's the most amazing
thing I've ever seen.
496
00:24:39,577 --> 00:24:42,449
That is so sweet of you to notice.
497
00:24:42,474 --> 00:24:43,823
Most don't.
498
00:24:44,386 --> 00:24:45,669
Rob,
499
00:24:45,927 --> 00:24:48,294
do you see this?
500
00:24:49,807 --> 00:24:51,404
It's very pretty.
501
00:24:51,429 --> 00:24:52,997
Now put it on your lap.
502
00:24:53,022 --> 00:24:55,411
Oh, I don't want to unfold it,
it took too much work.
503
00:24:55,436 --> 00:24:57,443
It's fine, Beth Ann, I'm, uh...
504
00:24:57,468 --> 00:24:58,927
I'm sure it's not that difficult.
505
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:00,661
How would you know?
506
00:25:00,686 --> 00:25:01,849
Sweetie, don't you, uh,
507
00:25:01,874 --> 00:25:03,194
do this at all our dinner parties?
508
00:25:03,218 --> 00:25:05,169
Well, do you think that makes it easy?
509
00:25:05,194 --> 00:25:07,622
I'm sure I could do it if I tried.
510
00:25:08,919 --> 00:25:10,786
I bet you couldn't!
511
00:25:12,432 --> 00:25:13,911
That sounds like a challenge.
512
00:25:13,936 --> 00:25:15,981
No, no, she's not challenging you.
513
00:25:16,006 --> 00:25:19,201
Make a swan. I dare you.
514
00:25:20,585 --> 00:25:21,630
Well...
515
00:25:21,655 --> 00:25:23,966
She's feisty. You're on.
516
00:25:23,991 --> 00:25:26,443
Oh, well, this should
be very interesting.
517
00:25:26,468 --> 00:25:29,074
Oh, piece of cake.
Come on. How would I begin?
518
00:25:29,099 --> 00:25:30,857
I think you've got to
lay it flat to start.
519
00:25:31,388 --> 00:25:32,388
Brilliant.
520
00:25:34,507 --> 00:25:36,958
The-the-the trick is in
the first fold, am-am I right?
521
00:25:36,983 --> 00:25:38,654
- Well, I'm not helping you.
- Great.
522
00:25:38,679 --> 00:25:41,115
Wait, wait, wait. Almost...
523
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:42,140
Got it.
524
00:25:42,968 --> 00:25:44,091
Keep your day job.
525
00:25:44,116 --> 00:25:45,951
Not so easy, is it?
526
00:25:45,976 --> 00:25:48,185
All right, I'm gonna get it this time.
527
00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:51,263
Honey, I dropped my fork on the floor.
528
00:25:51,288 --> 00:25:52,463
Would you get it for me?
529
00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:54,154
Sure.
530
00:25:58,509 --> 00:26:00,341
What is wrong with you? Huh?
531
00:26:01,189 --> 00:26:03,234
You're acting like you're drunk.
532
00:26:03,259 --> 00:26:04,474
Am I?
533
00:26:06,238 --> 00:26:08,294
That might be the pot.
534
00:26:08,319 --> 00:26:09,716
Pot?
535
00:26:10,255 --> 00:26:12,208
That means marijuana.
536
00:26:12,233 --> 00:26:14,061
I had some before dinner.
537
00:26:14,086 --> 00:26:16,779
Where in God's name
did you get marijuana?
538
00:26:17,503 --> 00:26:19,044
What's wrong?
539
00:26:19,325 --> 00:26:21,388
Am I not allowed to cut loose?
540
00:26:21,970 --> 00:26:24,215
We will talk about this later.
541
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,240
Good.
542
00:26:25,658 --> 00:26:30,154
Then you can tell me where
you get your marijuana.
543
00:26:30,669 --> 00:26:31,818
What?
544
00:26:31,843 --> 00:26:33,279
That's right.
545
00:26:34,733 --> 00:26:37,365
I know what you've been up to.
546
00:26:42,994 --> 00:26:43,994
All right.
547
00:26:44,257 --> 00:26:46,521
- It's impossible. I give up.
- Oh.
548
00:26:46,546 --> 00:26:49,044
Here, here. Let me help you.
549
00:26:49,069 --> 00:26:50,279
Thank you, my dear.
550
00:26:50,304 --> 00:26:51,724
It's more like a duck.
551
00:26:58,547 --> 00:26:59,888
This is it.
552
00:26:59,913 --> 00:27:02,437
Duke's place is just down the pathway.
553
00:27:03,276 --> 00:27:04,513
Okay...
554
00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:05,779
let's do this.
555
00:27:05,804 --> 00:27:07,857
Okay, why are you talking like that?
556
00:27:08,388 --> 00:27:09,607
Like what?
557
00:27:09,799 --> 00:27:12,366
Like the star of a
low-budget action film.
558
00:27:12,391 --> 00:27:14,497
What? I'm not doing that.
559
00:27:15,302 --> 00:27:17,478
All right, let's stay close, people.
560
00:27:21,613 --> 00:27:22,872
Here we are.
561
00:27:22,897 --> 00:27:24,310
- What's the plan?
- Okay,
562
00:27:24,335 --> 00:27:25,858
so I'm gonna knock on the door.
563
00:27:25,883 --> 00:27:28,076
When Duke answers, I'll confront him...
564
00:27:28,101 --> 00:27:29,779
No confronting.
565
00:27:29,804 --> 00:27:31,115
Duke is a violent felon.
566
00:27:31,140 --> 00:27:32,315
Are you crazy?
567
00:27:34,617 --> 00:27:36,122
You brought a hammer?
568
00:27:36,147 --> 00:27:38,552
I prefer to call this "Plan B."
569
00:27:38,577 --> 00:27:40,560
That's your plan B, aggravated assault?
570
00:27:40,585 --> 00:27:42,146
It's not assault if he hits me first.
571
00:27:42,171 --> 00:27:44,513
Oh, he will definitely hit you first.
572
00:27:45,388 --> 00:27:47,185
Great, great, anyway,
573
00:27:47,210 --> 00:27:49,685
so while we're struggling,
Jade's gonna rush in,
574
00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:51,581
she's gonna grab the
dog, and then we run.
575
00:27:51,606 --> 00:27:53,701
Honey, that is a stupid plan.
576
00:27:53,726 --> 00:27:55,857
That's a bit harsh,
but, okay, fine, you go.
577
00:27:55,882 --> 00:27:57,607
Here's my plan: Duke opens the door
578
00:27:57,632 --> 00:27:59,193
and I write him
a massive check for the dog.
579
00:27:59,217 --> 00:28:02,708
Oh, that's good. Duke is always broke.
580
00:28:03,698 --> 00:28:04,827
Fine. I mean,
if you want to be the kind of person
581
00:28:04,851 --> 00:28:06,647
that just solves all of
her problems with money.
582
00:28:06,671 --> 00:28:08,146
I very much do.
583
00:28:08,171 --> 00:28:09,732
Jade, go ahead.
584
00:28:13,628 --> 00:28:15,013
Duke!
585
00:28:16,921 --> 00:28:17,921
Oh, my God.
586
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:18,946
Oh, my God.
587
00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:21,574
Oh, my God, it's Teacup.
588
00:28:21,599 --> 00:28:23,849
Honey, honey, it's okay.
589
00:28:23,874 --> 00:28:25,380
Mommy's here.
590
00:28:26,419 --> 00:28:27,555
I guess Duke's not home.
591
00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:29,333
No, no, no. No, no, no.
592
00:28:29,358 --> 00:28:31,154
He's definitely, definitely home.
593
00:28:31,179 --> 00:28:32,702
He doesn't go to work till 5:00.
594
00:28:35,518 --> 00:28:37,372
Alright. Come on, Duke, open up.
595
00:28:40,341 --> 00:28:41,435
Okay.
596
00:28:41,460 --> 00:28:43,599
He's clearly not home. You know what?
597
00:28:43,624 --> 00:28:46,857
We'll just write him a note
and we'll say that you came by
598
00:28:46,882 --> 00:28:49,754
and you are willing to make him
a generous offer to buy the dog.
599
00:28:50,783 --> 00:28:52,880
W-What, w-we're just
gonna leave her here?
600
00:28:52,905 --> 00:28:55,029
For now, yeah.
601
00:28:56,475 --> 00:28:58,390
Okay, I left my pen in the car. Hold on.
602
00:29:01,092 --> 00:29:02,576
I don't like this.
603
00:29:02,601 --> 00:29:04,864
I know, but, I mean,
what else can we do?
604
00:29:04,889 --> 00:29:06,530
You don't understand,
if something happens to my dog,
605
00:29:06,554 --> 00:29:08,560
I will fucking lose my mind.
606
00:29:08,585 --> 00:29:10,990
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
- Please, please, please.
607
00:29:26,704 --> 00:29:27,966
Start the car!
608
00:29:27,991 --> 00:29:30,630
What? Oh, shit.
609
00:29:31,225 --> 00:29:32,763
Start the car now.
610
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,138
Jade!
611
00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:44,872
You bitch!
612
00:29:45,944 --> 00:29:47,741
You're fucking dead!
613
00:29:55,330 --> 00:29:57,763
Mom, have you seen my car keys?
614
00:29:57,788 --> 00:29:59,616
I'm gonna be late to meet Tommy.
615
00:29:59,641 --> 00:30:00,898
Sorry.
616
00:30:02,438 --> 00:30:04,708
I could've sworn they were in my jacket.
617
00:30:07,187 --> 00:30:08,536
What the hell?
618
00:30:08,904 --> 00:30:10,036
I'm going on a date
619
00:30:10,061 --> 00:30:11,841
and you're inviting
Aunt Kay to the wedding?
620
00:30:11,866 --> 00:30:13,115
That makes no sense.
621
00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:16,404
I know she's dull, but she's
good for a gravy boat at least.
622
00:30:16,429 --> 00:30:18,279
I'm not getting married. Okay?
623
00:30:18,304 --> 00:30:20,826
I'm going to meet Tommy Harte for sex,
624
00:30:20,851 --> 00:30:22,786
if I ever find my damn keys.
625
00:30:22,986 --> 00:30:25,349
Yes, dear. If.
626
00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:29,061
Did you hide my keys?
627
00:30:29,434 --> 00:30:32,630
Yes. And once you've calmed
down, you'll thank me. Sit.
628
00:30:32,655 --> 00:30:34,701
No! Where are my keys?
629
00:30:34,726 --> 00:30:36,294
They're not in my purse.
630
00:30:39,847 --> 00:30:41,155
I told you they weren't in there.
631
00:30:41,179 --> 00:30:42,958
Fine, keep the keys. I'll walk.
632
00:30:42,983 --> 00:30:45,599
In those heels, you won't
make it past the driveway.
633
00:30:46,106 --> 00:30:48,615
I know you're upset,
but if you sleep with Tommy,
634
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,310
you're slamming
the door on Brad forever.
635
00:30:50,335 --> 00:30:52,404
I know. That's the point.
636
00:30:52,429 --> 00:30:54,605
But you love him, and he loves you.
637
00:30:54,630 --> 00:30:56,544
The hall's booked,
the caterer's been paid,
638
00:30:56,569 --> 00:30:57,990
your dress is gorgeous.
639
00:30:58,015 --> 00:31:00,740
Why are you on Brad's side?
What's changed?
640
00:31:00,765 --> 00:31:02,396
Who got to you?
641
00:31:02,619 --> 00:31:03,810
Hello.
642
00:31:03,935 --> 00:31:04,974
Was it him?
643
00:31:04,999 --> 00:31:06,896
It was you. This is all your fault.
644
00:31:06,921 --> 00:31:09,607
Yes, I'm sure it is.
Sorry, what are we talking about?
645
00:31:09,632 --> 00:31:13,419
Amy's decided to pay Brad
back by seducing Tommy Harte.
646
00:31:13,444 --> 00:31:16,130
Tommy? Isn't he a little young for you?
647
00:31:16,155 --> 00:31:17,794
What is he, 17?
648
00:31:17,819 --> 00:31:19,982
He's 18 and mature for his age.
649
00:31:22,144 --> 00:31:23,599
But that's beside the point.
650
00:31:23,624 --> 00:31:25,017
You made a promise, young lady,
651
00:31:25,042 --> 00:31:27,529
to Brad, to us,
and to the Biltmore Hotel.
652
00:31:27,554 --> 00:31:29,943
Oh, you're one to talk about promises.
653
00:31:29,968 --> 00:31:32,419
You divorced Daddy, the guy after him,
654
00:31:32,444 --> 00:31:33,826
and now with Karl sleeping
655
00:31:33,851 --> 00:31:36,661
in the guest room, I'm assuming
he's on his way out as well.
656
00:31:37,277 --> 00:31:38,310
Look.
657
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,154
I love Brad,
658
00:31:40,179 --> 00:31:42,138
but I don't know if I can trust him,
659
00:31:42,642 --> 00:31:44,383
and I don't want to be another you.
660
00:31:45,238 --> 00:31:47,414
With three husbands by 40.
661
00:31:54,773 --> 00:31:56,583
Your keys are in the freezer.
662
00:31:57,061 --> 00:31:58,177
Go.
663
00:31:58,752 --> 00:32:01,888
A-Amy, Amy. You're right.
664
00:32:03,198 --> 00:32:06,724
Your mother and I are
sorting through some issues,
665
00:32:06,749 --> 00:32:09,044
and I'm not a perfect husband,
666
00:32:09,069 --> 00:32:10,786
and maybe Brad won't be either,
667
00:32:10,811 --> 00:32:13,204
but love is always a risk,
668
00:32:13,547 --> 00:32:16,497
and I know it's easy to think
this is never going to last,
669
00:32:16,522 --> 00:32:19,089
so why don't I end it now, but...
670
00:32:19,670 --> 00:32:23,065
the chance for love doesn't
come around every day.
671
00:32:23,318 --> 00:32:26,673
One must think long and hard
before one casts it aside.
672
00:32:28,975 --> 00:32:32,095
Mm. Tommy's waiting.
673
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,556
Oh, go, go. I...
674
00:32:33,581 --> 00:32:35,595
I hope you have a nice dinner.
675
00:32:43,666 --> 00:32:45,016
Do you, uh...
676
00:32:45,587 --> 00:32:47,587
think my pretty speech helped?
677
00:32:49,247 --> 00:32:51,162
More than you know.
678
00:32:52,153 --> 00:32:53,961
I need to make a phone call.
679
00:33:01,369 --> 00:33:03,000
My baby.
680
00:33:04,601 --> 00:33:08,300
I'm gonna take Teacup upstairs.
It's nice and quiet up there.
681
00:33:08,325 --> 00:33:10,191
Yeah. She's had a stressful day.
682
00:33:11,097 --> 00:33:12,215
What you did today,
683
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,840
that was the nicest thing that
anyone's ever done for me.
684
00:33:14,865 --> 00:33:17,715
- Oh. No big deal.
- No. It absolutely was.
685
00:33:18,081 --> 00:33:19,371
- Ow!
- Oh...
686
00:33:19,396 --> 00:33:20,816
Son of a bitch.
687
00:33:22,028 --> 00:33:24,222
Please hide this.
Somewhere he can't find it.
688
00:33:24,247 --> 00:33:26,075
Okay. Thanks.
689
00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:27,246
Come on, Teacup.
690
00:33:27,271 --> 00:33:28,918
Oh, that's a good girl.
691
00:33:33,916 --> 00:33:35,074
It's a good day, huh?
692
00:33:35,099 --> 00:33:36,448
Is it?
693
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:38,527
I mean, we got the dog back, didn't we?
694
00:33:40,895 --> 00:33:44,621
All right. I know we might've
broken the law a little bit.
695
00:33:45,591 --> 00:33:48,113
You broke the law, a lot.
696
00:33:48,138 --> 00:33:50,207
And you made me an accomplice.
697
00:33:50,232 --> 00:33:52,769
All right, yeah, but you saw
how happy it made Jade, right?
698
00:33:52,794 --> 00:33:55,543
- I think it was worth it.
- Absolutely, you're right.
699
00:33:55,568 --> 00:33:58,090
The smile on Jade's
face more than makes up
700
00:33:58,115 --> 00:34:00,175
for the fact that I could be disbarred.
701
00:34:00,990 --> 00:34:03,550
I'm sorry.
I mean, I had to do something.
702
00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:06,480
No, you didn't. I had a plan.
703
00:34:07,010 --> 00:34:08,566
Yeah? So did I.
704
00:34:08,591 --> 00:34:10,027
Mine actually worked.
705
00:34:10,052 --> 00:34:11,105
That's not the point.
706
00:34:11,130 --> 00:34:13,457
Oh, no, no, no, no.
The point is that I finally do
707
00:34:13,482 --> 00:34:15,481
something right and you
can't even be happy about it.
708
00:34:15,505 --> 00:34:17,519
What am I supposed to be happy about?
709
00:34:17,544 --> 00:34:20,144
For the last two years,
I've been pathetic Eli
710
00:34:20,169 --> 00:34:21,957
who-who can't finish a screenplay,
711
00:34:21,982 --> 00:34:24,129
who can't help pay the bills.
I-I get it.
712
00:34:24,154 --> 00:34:26,340
You're frustrated with me.
Well, guess what?
713
00:34:26,460 --> 00:34:28,505
I'm frustrated with me, too.
714
00:34:28,956 --> 00:34:31,152
- Eli, you're not pathetic.
- No?
715
00:34:31,177 --> 00:34:33,707
'Cause this morning,
I couldn't even defend my own home.
716
00:34:33,732 --> 00:34:34,988
My wife had to come save me.
717
00:34:35,013 --> 00:34:36,700
'Cause I thought he was
gonna beat you to a pulp.
718
00:34:36,724 --> 00:34:37,941
He probably would have.
719
00:34:37,966 --> 00:34:39,652
But the fact that you had to step in,
720
00:34:39,677 --> 00:34:41,505
that makes it hurt even worse.
721
00:34:43,090 --> 00:34:45,550
- I was just trying to be helpful.
- I know.
722
00:34:45,575 --> 00:34:46,957
But sometimes, honey,
723
00:34:46,982 --> 00:34:48,941
I just need a fucking win.
724
00:34:49,181 --> 00:34:51,863
Okay? I just want to feel like a man
725
00:34:51,888 --> 00:34:54,630
and save a dog and have
that be good enough.
726
00:34:57,423 --> 00:34:58,598
You're right.
727
00:34:59,982 --> 00:35:01,755
- It was a good day.
- Thank you.
728
00:35:04,678 --> 00:35:06,614
I didn't lock the door.
729
00:35:07,139 --> 00:35:08,958
Okay, all right. Call the police.
730
00:35:10,625 --> 00:35:13,599
Hey. Look, hey,
man, l-let me just start
731
00:35:13,624 --> 00:35:15,114
by offering my...
732
00:35:16,076 --> 00:35:17,349
No!
733
00:35:17,795 --> 00:35:19,622
Get off me, you bitch!
734
00:35:21,555 --> 00:35:22,700
Jade!
735
00:35:23,099 --> 00:35:24,099
Jade!
736
00:35:29,342 --> 00:35:30,888
Jade!
737
00:35:33,825 --> 00:35:35,411
Where the fuck is she?
738
00:35:56,015 --> 00:35:58,903
You broke my leg, you crazy bitch!
739
00:35:59,471 --> 00:36:02,653
Fuck with my family again,
and I'll break the other one.
740
00:36:09,393 --> 00:36:11,364
- How's your food?
- Excellent.
741
00:36:11,967 --> 00:36:14,599
- Yours?
- Yeah, it's-it's really good.
742
00:36:14,624 --> 00:36:15,974
Good.
743
00:36:17,752 --> 00:36:19,716
So you're going to college in the fall?
744
00:36:19,741 --> 00:36:22,222
- Art school.
- Oh, that's right.
745
00:36:22,247 --> 00:36:23,919
You like to draw.
746
00:36:24,642 --> 00:36:26,165
That's cute.
747
00:36:27,177 --> 00:36:28,544
Yeah.
748
00:36:30,610 --> 00:36:32,653
Oh, what the hell?
749
00:36:33,224 --> 00:36:36,489
Sorry to interrupt your evening.
Hello, Tommy.
750
00:36:36,514 --> 00:36:37,544
Mrs. Grove.
751
00:36:37,569 --> 00:36:38,962
What are you doing here, Mom?
752
00:36:39,096 --> 00:36:40,620
I need a moment.
753
00:36:40,645 --> 00:36:42,028
For what?
754
00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:44,100
I brought someone.
755
00:36:44,125 --> 00:36:46,552
Brad would like to talk to you.
756
00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:50,786
I'm in the middle of dinner.
757
00:36:50,811 --> 00:36:53,747
Well, Tommy doesn't mind. Do you?
758
00:36:54,142 --> 00:36:55,309
No.
759
00:37:02,032 --> 00:37:04,904
- Simone...
- Don't look at me.
760
00:37:04,929 --> 00:37:06,607
People will see.
761
00:37:07,646 --> 00:37:08,786
Okay.
762
00:37:10,261 --> 00:37:11,537
There's something I want to say.
763
00:37:11,561 --> 00:37:14,224
Look, I only went out with
Amy to make you jealous.
764
00:37:14,730 --> 00:37:18,286
It was a, it was dumb thing to do.
I was just hurt, you know?
765
00:37:18,311 --> 00:37:20,997
Because I like you so much.
766
00:37:21,306 --> 00:37:24,513
But I was thinking that
if we put a name to what
767
00:37:24,538 --> 00:37:27,802
we've been doing, then I would know
how you felt about me,
768
00:37:27,827 --> 00:37:30,161
but you're not into it, so I'll...
I will back off.
769
00:37:30,186 --> 00:37:31,884
You can look at me now.
770
00:37:40,890 --> 00:37:43,893
I must really like you a lot
to wear this god-awful thing.
771
00:37:50,241 --> 00:37:51,482
Well.
772
00:37:52,191 --> 00:37:53,708
I guess the wedding's back on, then.
773
00:37:53,733 --> 00:37:55,591
Oh. Apparently so.
774
00:37:56,873 --> 00:37:58,302
Back to us.
775
00:37:58,646 --> 00:37:59,979
Are you free Friday?
776
00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:01,700
Yes, ma'am.
777
00:38:01,725 --> 00:38:04,099
Don't call me ma'am.
778
00:38:04,124 --> 00:38:05,966
Yes, lover.
779
00:38:07,830 --> 00:38:09,482
Ma'am will be fine.
780
00:38:14,681 --> 00:38:17,341
Thank you again for inviting us.
Everything was lovely.
781
00:38:17,366 --> 00:38:19,114
We are so glad you came.
782
00:38:19,139 --> 00:38:21,528
I can't remember the last
time we laughed so hard.
783
00:38:21,553 --> 00:38:23,607
You're an absolute delight.
784
00:38:24,642 --> 00:38:26,905
I hope we see you again very soon.
785
00:38:27,519 --> 00:38:29,302
Robert, you're a lucky man, son.
786
00:38:29,698 --> 00:38:31,005
Hope you know that.
787
00:38:32,505 --> 00:38:33,669
Yes, sir.
788
00:38:36,496 --> 00:38:38,122
- Good night.
- Good night.
789
00:38:55,791 --> 00:38:57,739
So how did you figure it out?
790
00:39:05,255 --> 00:39:09,172
Oh, crap. I left a joint
in my pocket, didn't I?
791
00:39:10,592 --> 00:39:11,985
You did.
792
00:39:12,010 --> 00:39:13,489
You absolutely did.
793
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:15,974
I knew something was up.
794
00:39:16,545 --> 00:39:18,724
You've been acting strangely for weeks.
795
00:39:21,759 --> 00:39:23,456
So why did you smoke it?
796
00:39:23,922 --> 00:39:25,403
To get back at me?
797
00:39:28,619 --> 00:39:29,919
Well...
798
00:39:30,729 --> 00:39:32,239
I don't blame you.
799
00:39:34,222 --> 00:39:35,692
I'm sorry.
800
00:39:41,131 --> 00:39:42,974
My walk on the wild side is over.
801
00:39:44,338 --> 00:39:45,817
Won't happen again.
802
00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:01,060
I have one question.
803
00:40:01,085 --> 00:40:02,085
What's that?
804
00:40:02,110 --> 00:40:04,052
Why did you want to try marijuana?
805
00:40:08,996 --> 00:40:11,505
I thought it would be
fun to break the rules.
806
00:40:12,093 --> 00:40:14,692
Does that sound... stupid?
807
00:40:16,439 --> 00:40:18,311
Not at all.
808
00:40:18,487 --> 00:40:23,646
My life feels like one of
those stupid swan napkins.
809
00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:27,888
It's rigid, it's all tight folds
and sharp edges.
810
00:40:27,913 --> 00:40:29,393
And people admire it,
811
00:40:29,658 --> 00:40:33,370
but it takes so much work.
812
00:40:33,952 --> 00:40:36,253
And it's goddamned exhausting.
813
00:40:36,965 --> 00:40:38,444
Course it is.
814
00:40:40,985 --> 00:40:43,987
We've forgotten to find
time in our life for joy.
815
00:40:44,026 --> 00:40:45,385
Joy?
816
00:40:45,888 --> 00:40:48,456
Hell, I'd settle for a
few laughs now and then.
817
00:40:49,437 --> 00:40:51,401
I would love to hear you laugh again.
818
00:40:52,738 --> 00:40:54,846
I'd break every rule
in the book for that.
819
00:40:57,662 --> 00:40:58,662
I'm starting to realize
820
00:40:58,687 --> 00:41:00,823
you're not the good little
girl I thought you were.
821
00:41:02,804 --> 00:41:04,023
No, sir.
822
00:41:04,589 --> 00:41:06,120
I'm a rebel.
823
00:41:07,867 --> 00:41:10,940
Okay. Okay.
824
00:41:13,068 --> 00:41:16,174
We've got to do something, tonight.
825
00:41:16,389 --> 00:41:17,721
Something...
826
00:41:19,167 --> 00:41:20,534
crazy!
827
00:41:20,559 --> 00:41:22,784
Crazy and hilarious.
828
00:41:22,809 --> 00:41:25,198
But what? I mean...
what can we do? What?
829
00:41:25,223 --> 00:41:28,167
I'm actually getting excited.
830
00:41:35,578 --> 00:41:36,971
Rob...
831
00:41:43,507 --> 00:41:45,213
We're being too loud.
832
00:41:45,238 --> 00:41:46,807
I thought you were a rebel.
833
00:41:47,741 --> 00:41:49,096
You're right.
834
00:41:55,923 --> 00:41:58,159
If you visit your local morgue,
835
00:41:58,184 --> 00:42:00,596
you'll find the bodies of good people
836
00:42:00,621 --> 00:42:03,026
who made bad choices.
837
00:42:06,174 --> 00:42:09,346
Some engaged in reckless love affairs.
838
00:42:11,418 --> 00:42:15,588
Some invited violent
strangers into their home.
839
00:42:16,416 --> 00:42:18,956
And some kept dark secrets
840
00:42:18,981 --> 00:42:21,878
from those they loved.
841
00:42:22,809 --> 00:42:27,625
Yes, it's choices like these
that lead to death.
842
00:42:29,623 --> 00:42:32,938
And more importantly, murder.
843
00:42:46,858 --> 00:42:50,258
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843
00:42:51,305 --> 00:42:57,307
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