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Come on!

Come on, Leanne!

wasp

You bitch!

You fuck with my kids.

What da fuck is wrong with you?

Leave my mom alone!

Damn, I do not care about you!

Bitch!

Fuck!

Fucking go of!

- No, I won't fucking get of you. - Get away, you fat cow!

Let go!

No one hits my kids and get away with it.

It was your fucking little bitch who started it.

- She kicked me. - She kicked me first!

- She took my chips. - You let your kids run wild.

What do you have going on in the house. I'll shall call the social services on ya.

Come on, girls, we're going.

You're like a fucking baby-factory.

You cow envy my mom. My mom looks like Victoria Beckham.

Kelly, come on. Come on, girls.

- We're going. - Ha, Victoria Beckham, my ass!

Girls, after three. One, two, three.

Come on!

Kelly, don't say that thing about me looking like Victoria Beckham again, will ya?

- You said it, not me. - I know.

- But don't you telling anyone. - Can we have some chips?

Pans oven kit, keeps the fat on the bacon tray, not on your life.

Wait until we get in. You're always bloody hungry, you are.

We haven't eaten yesterday or today.

Zoe, is you really?

Kids sit down, okay?

Just wait here for mommy.

Take Kai.

I'm going to talk to the men in the car for a minute. Alright?

I knew it was you. What you doing with this fucking kids?

I'm there maids. I'm looking after them for her. She is working.

What? On a Saturday?

- Didn't you go in the army, or something? - I come home last week. I've had enough.

I've got me HIV. I'm trying to get a job driving a loader or something.

What about you? You're still with that prick Mark?

Mark? I haven't seen him for years.

What you doing later? You fancy a drink or something?

I don't know.

I don't know, what time the kids get picked up.

- Well, I can wait. - All right.

I'll work something out.

- Sweet. I'll pick you up later. - Alright.

No, course I don't know what time there are going.

- I meet you. - Well, shall we got to the "Farmer"?

Course, I haven't been there for fucking ages. Bring back a few memories.

- Ya. - Can you play pool?

I used to be alright.

You still are.

See you later.

Bye.

- Who was this? - Just a bloke I used to know. Come on.

- He looks like David Beckham. - You reckon?

Come on, girls.

- You'll never guess, what his name is. - What?

David.

Joan, its me! I can't talk long, I ain't got much credit.

Guess who I saw ...?

Dave.

Farrell, who do you think?

I know. I'm wearing my nighty, got no shoes on ...

Guess what? He asked me out.

I know. After all this time.

You know what I asked next back, do ya?

Tonight.

No, I asked her already, she can't.

She's a fucking nun. She's got the best social life than me.

I know. Fucking ridiculous!

Ya, alright babe. Don't worry. I'll sort something out.

You have a good time, ya? Alright.

Alright. I'll speak to you later. Bye.

Share it out. Not to much.

- Where are we going? - In the park.

It's Saturday night, there are probably other kids around.

- Do you going to meet Dave? - Yes. But it is a secret.

Can we go to McDonald's? There just "week of low prices."

They've heard they giving food away.

No, the fucking not are there!

Look, I get you some when we go to the pub alright?

Well, they probably have chips or things, won't they?

All right.

Come on. Last one is the fool!

I thought you gonna stand me up.

- You look beautiful. - Thanks.

Do you want a drink?

Can I have a Breezer?

Dave, it's your shot!

Tell you what, you are one of this modern girls, ya?

Why aren't you getting the first round in while I finish this game?

- Alright. - I love a pint of lager please, babe.

Excuse me.

How much ...

- Who much is a pint of lager? - 2.20.

Can I have a pint of lager and a Breezer.

- Do you do chips? - Don't do food.

Crisps then. Can I have two packets of salt and vinegar?

And a Coke.

5.80.

- Sorry? - 5.80.

Oh look ... can you put back the Breezer and I'll have a cider instead.

- I've fucking opened it now. - Oh, come on.

You can give it to someone else.

Thanks.

Here you are. I've got you crisps and coke. Share them out.

- But I want chips. - They didn't have chips.

- Potatoes got chips. - We're not going down the bloody chip shop now.

Give me a break. Is my first night out in fucking ages.

Just take what you given. Come on!

Alright.

Hey, listen!

I did that special for you. You want some more?

- Robbie Williams. - Alright. I'll see if they got it.

OK, Kelly, don't come and get me unless it is a real bloody emergency. Do you get me?

Took you time, what you just make some other engages, honey?

No, I just powdered nose. What you think?

You look lovely.

We're playing double. You're with me. Take that cue.

Let's set.

Come babe. We're reds.

You know me!

I'm gonna go wee-wee-wee!

I love this.

I always liked you, you know?

Came out quit.

Ya, but you were Marks babe and I don't touch other peoples property.

He is go ballistic, if anyone looked at me.

Before that though, I used to keep bus tickets added up to 4.

D for Dave. D is the fourth letter in the alphabet.

- Did ya? - Ya.

- Serious? - Ya.

My turn! My turn!

Listen ... It took us this long to get together.

I think we've got a little bit of catching up to do. Can we go back to yours?

No. Can't go back to mine.

- Do you got a bloke hold up there, or something? - No, it's not that.

Look I'll explain alright, just not now. I'm having such a good time.

Alright.

Well, I'm living with me mom. I can find out where to live and shes driving me mad.

So we can't go back there.

- Why don't we ... - What?

... go for a drive?

I'm gonna have a look for an all night cafe or something.

I'll be back in a minute, alright?

Do you got cystitis or something?

Hey Zoë. You left your kids home alone again, have ya?

Ya, you will be laughing when you get your kids taken of ya.

- For fuck sake, what's up now? - Kai wants some more crisps.

You mean, you want more bloody crisps.

Look, I have no money left. You just gonna have to rock him, he'll go to sleep in a minute.

- Bloody hell. - Should I take them all home?

No, you can't fucking take them all home. Are you thick?

Look, I just wanna to talk to him for a little bit longer, alright?

It wont be long.

Are you gonna have sex with Dave?

What did you say?

Now its on you.

Look, I want you to get away from this door, cause ...

... its checking out time and there some bankers around.

Bullet-head is in there.

If she sees you, she fucking turn us in and I'll get take away from me.

- Do you understand? - Come on.

Look, can we just stay here?

Just stay here, is that alright?

I'll just wanna sit here, ya?

I just really like being with you.

- Do you mean that? - Ya. Its a little bit cheesy?

No.

Why can't you shut him up, Kelly?

He's hungry. I can't help it.

Damn. That's my dinner.

You didn't pay for it anyway.

Look at Kai.

Mom! Mom!

Get off!

- There is a wasp in Kai's mouth. - It's still there.

Oh, my God!

Don't sting!

Come on.

What's that shit around his mouth? What's it?

Spareribs. Kelly found some.

For fuck sake!

Why?

Someone dropped food. He was hungry.

I told you to look after him, didn't I?

- Didn't I? - Yes.

Come here.

Oh, Kelly, come on.

Come on.

Come here. I'm so sorry.

Let's get them home

and have a little chat, ya?

One, two, three, four.

Hey, Hey, baby

I wanna know,

if you be my girl ...