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My vision for this country...

- Roads, rail.
- Right across Australia.

- We are in the age of infrastructure.
- The dawn of a new era.

Take this country to the 21st century.

- Bucketloads of bitumen and bricks.
- Building a stronger country.

Record spending...

We're spending more than any
government has ever spent.

- $44 billion.
- $75 billion.

- $100 billion.
- It's big money in anyone's language.

- This is a nation-building...
- Nation-building.

- Nation-building.
- Nation-building.

- Nation-building.
- Nation-building.

Nation-building.

- Are you sure?
- Katie, I never read it.

But now that you're getting
a bit more free time...

There is one thing I won't
be doing with my free time,

thumbing through the International
Journal of Infrastructure.

- So, unsubscribe?
- Yep.

- Is your back OK?
- Yep. What?

Oh, it's just a drill my golf pro
gave me to stop me from swaying.

Apparently I've got to get my weight
from my back foot on my front foot,

but it can't come from outside of my...

..um... outside of my back foot. Mmm.

- Are you good to go?
- Yep. Let's do it.

Is your back OK?

Uh, yep. Yep.

OK. Alright, everyone.
Why don't we make a start?

As Tony mentioned last time,
as part of the transition,

I will be chairing the
office meeting from now on.

And I get to relax.

Uh, first up?

- Minutes.
- What about them?

We need to approve the minutes
from last week's meeting.

- Since when do we do that?
- Tony normally does it himself.

Yeah, I wouldn't delve
into that too much. Yep.

Let's assume they're approved.

- Next?
- Apologies.

- Is anyone an apology?
- No.

Then why are we doing apologies?

- It's on the agenda.
- Forget the agenda.

Uh... I mean, why don't we
just get on with the meeting?

Katie, first item.

- Is it OK if I look at the agenda?
- Yep.

- What's item one?
- Uh, Christmas cards.

- It's October.
- I know.

We need to lock off the designs.

- I meant the main item.
- In order of priority, I think is what...

- Yep. It's alright, Tony. I...
- OK. Yep, sure.

Oh, actually, Jim's here,
so I'll leave you to it.

- How's Nat going?
- Oh, God! She's killing it, yeah.

Mate, I know you're stepping back,

but can I put something on your plate?

No, no, I'm good. No, I'm good, yeah.

I'll just pop this in.

Actually, with the transition,
I'm getting a bit of free time.

- Is that right?
- Yeah.

- I've, uh, actually taken up golf.
- Me too.

- You never gave it up.
- Well, I'm playing more.

Located less than
14 kilometres from the CBD

and occupying the old
Jindalong Barracks,

Taylors Bend will represent

one of Australia's largest
urban renewal projects.

With room for over 10,000 new homes

along with retail, education
and employment opportunities,

this historic development represents
a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity

to shape our urban heritage.

You mentioned this six months
ago. It's the old Defence site.

Yeah, it's kind of stalled.

- What's the problem?
- Who knows?

Six months? Somebody doesn't
know what they're doing!

Yeah. Well, the PM would
love to see it move forward.

Ticks a lot of boxes.
Unlocking federal land, jobs.

"We're not doing anything
about housing"? Well, cop that!

And there's a ton of these places,
so you can do it around the country.

Yeah. Any chance of you helping us out?

- Sure. Jeez, I did a lot of these.
- Yeah.

- Getting flashbacks.
- You want the department to brief?

No, I'm fine. Gotta go and work on this.

- Yeah. Yeah, don't sway.
- Yeah?

Let's talk about
another organisation now.

When I say "the NBA",
what comes to mind?

- Basketball.
- Alright, let me be a little clearer.

If I was to say "Nation Building
Australia", what comes to mind?

Is that the white supremacist group?

Oh, turn it off. That's
enough. See the problem?

- One group.
- Sweetheart, no-one knows our name.

Here we are spending in excess
of $25 billion a year on what?

- Roads, ports, rail...
- But what do we get for it?

- Roads. Ports. Rail.
- Nothing! I blame him.

Year after year of, "Let's
not worry about promotion.

"Let's not worry about launches.

"Oh, let's just get
the job done, Rhonda."

And where's that got us?
I'll tell you. Nowhere!

Zero public recall. Well, it's time...

Do you want me to find
out what it's about?

No. I'm in relaxed mode.

- Ooh. Is your back OK?
- Yep. It's fine.

- So, the old Defence site?
- Oh, yeah.

Jim says there's been
a few sticking points.

It's a basic brownfield development,

so we've just got to tick the usual
boxes and get this thing moving.

Tony, you wouldn't happen
to remember your password?

- For the Infrastructure Journal?
- No. Why?

I need it to access your
account so I can cancel it.

- That was 10 years ago.
- I know.

- You're a Platinum Reader now.
- What does that mean?

Well, it gives you access to
exclusive subscriber events.

I just want access to the
account. Maybe give them a call.

OK. And just a reminder,
you've got radio tomorrow.

Sure. Oh, hey, why don't
we get Nat to do it?

But you normally do it.

- Oh, just tell them I'm, you know...
- Playing golf.

Er, no, unavailable. Yeah.
I'll have a word to Nat.

- And Jarryd can do 11:30 tomorrow.
- Jarryd?

The planning officer for Taylors Bend.

I was hoping to knock
that off on the phone.

- He thinks there's a bit more to it.
- There's your problem.

Got a club fitting at lunchtime.
You know what? 11:30 should be fine.

- Anything else?
- Christmas cards?

So...

Interesting. Just some of the
factors that we can forget.

My guest today is Natalie Russell
from the Nation Building Authority.

And, Nat, oh, if you just
put the headphones on.

- Yep.
- We've got a full board of calls.

Bronwyn is up first. Bronwyn,
you've got a question for Natalie?

Uh, yeah. Thanks, Raf.

It's actually more of a pat on the back.

I mean, I wasn't a fan of this premier,

but that rail link to
the airport, well done.

Thanks, Bronwyn. Uh, that project
is actually state AND federal, and...

Yeah, well, good on him
for sticking to his guns

and sticking it up Canberra.

In fairness, Bronwyn,
Canberra revived the idea

and it was us, the NBA,

who secured the corridor,
the $3 billion in funding,

so let's call it a shared credit.

Bronwyn?

Oh. Bronwyn's gone.

Annie, you're up next. What's
your question for Natalie?

As I said, Jarryd, it's been a
while since I've done a brownfield...

Those are the updated
council guidelines.

Uh, yeah, good. Funny
story, I was working on...

Do you remember the
Docklands redevelopment site?

Because that was a lot
of reclaimed land...

- Shall we make a start?
- Yep. Let's do that.

Let's begin with residential.
What's your current housing strategy?

Uh, to build them.

Yeah, in terms of
density, height, setback,

required energy efficiency rating.

Well, we're just working through
some of the finer details. Scotty?

Yeah, we're just sorting
through a few things.

It'll need to come under your
construction management plan.

Sure. Yep.

And, of course, comply with
local council building codes.

Yeah, well, we're
liaising with the council.

Which one?

- Both.
- There are four.

Yeah. Yeah, Scotty?

- Yeah. Yeah, oh, well...
- Yeah, yeah, we...

Each with their own guidelines.

Which is why I'm looking for

a unified construction
and design code from YOU.

- One that ticks all the boxes.
- Sure.

- Yeah. So you'll get it to me?
- Oh, yep, yep, yep, sure.

Just to go back to that story
before, it was...

We turn up on day one and, um...

- Shall we keep going?
- Er, yep. Yep, let's do that.

I'll come back to that, because
it's quite a funny kicker at the end.

- And put that one underneath. Yep.
- Yep.

- Is that residential housing?
- Yep. Mm-hm.

- So, that is... what is it, Scotty?
- The unified...

Uh, design codes.

Oh, right. OK. And is that it?

- Yep.
- Beauty.

- Let's do site access.
- Yeah, let's do site access.

Then we can work our way
through all the other issues.

Just one second, Jarryd. I
just gotta jump on something...

..about this afternoon.

- Hello.
- Katie, Tony.

Can you just push back my afternoon
meeting with, er, Mr Green?

- Who?
- You know, Mr Green? Mr Fairway?

I thought you were
going to the golf course.

No, no. I'm not going to the golf...

- Is it his club fitting, Katie?
- No, no, whatever.

Just push everything back half
an hour, or... or maybe an hour.

Yeah. OK.

Um... just to go back to
what we were saying before...

- Page 12.
- Yep, let's do that.

So, these are our three options.

Seriously?

We need to nominate
our preferred design.

- I reckon this one.
- Sure.

Yeah, but without the
snow and the reindeer,

it's a bit Northern Hemisphere.

- So?
- Cultural appropriation.

- What?
- Just make it more Aussie.

You know, sunburn, more realistic.

Reali...? There's a man flying
through the sky on a sleigh.

I reckon we'd be safer with option B.

- Yep, fine.
- So I can circulate it for approval?

What?

The minister's office
needs to sign off too.

Since when?

Since always. We just never told Tony.

Nat, Rhonda was wondering if
you had a moment sometime today

for a quick chat.

She's sitting in my office.

So that's a yes?

- Rhonda.
- Really?

"Let's call it a shared credit"?

- One caller.
- Tip of the iceberg.

Here we are trying to
highlight our achievements.

Next minute, you've got
Talkback bloody Bronwyn

fawning all over a state premier.

I tried explaining
how the funding works.

It's not entirely your fault.

We're just not getting
the credit we deserve.

Rhonda, I just think we've got more
important things to worry about.

And I just happen to think

it's a priority and we
need professional help.

When you say "help"...

Karsten can be here
first thing tomorrow.

Have you spoken to Tony about this?

You think I'm gonna let old
Jurassic Jack come in here

and put a handbrake on progress?

I don't think so, with his,

"Oh, Rhonda, let's
focus on building things.

"Let's not worry about
public awareness."

- Is she pointing at us?
- Just ignore it.

I just want to make
sure we've got all this.

You'll need the
construction design codes.

Yes.

- Shade study, noise abatement report.
- Yep.

And the external finish's fire rating.

- Non-combustible.
- Yeah, yeah. Got that.

- So, the new cladding guidelines?
- How new?

- Last month.
- No.

And social housing framework.

- Yes. Yeah.
- Just remind me of that one?

What percentage of residential stock

you anticipate being
reserved for public tenancy.

It should come under your community
engagement mission statement.

- Ah, there we go. Well, that'll be...
- It's in there.

And once you've covered
off on all of that...

- Then we're good to go.
- Yep.

Oh, I'll need a copy of
your bollard placement plan.

- Yeah, that's ringing a bell.
- Is the, uh...

It'll be part of your
counterterrorism assessment.

- Ah. Yes.
- Well, again, another one.

- And once all that's done...
- Yep.

..we can move on to
the big-ticket items.

Yep.

- Scotty?
- Yep?

Coming. Alright. Yeah, I got it.

OK, so, the water profile audit,
that's to do with the water table.

- Uh-huh.
- And the run-off and waste policy,

that's everything before
it enters the drain.

So we need two policies? Ah, three.

There's also a proximity
to aquifer overlay.

Whatever that... If you're happy
to handle that, I'll find out

what the artificial light
management plan involves

and the ambulance access strategy.

- Katie?
- Still getting the club fitting?

Yeah, I've just pushed it back to three.

I want to jump on all
this and get back to Jim.

- Can you order another whiteboard?
- I'll speak to Brian.

And I'm just on the
Infrastructure Journal help page.

- I thought you were gonna call.
- It's a call centre. This is quicker.

Is it OK if I say "forgotten password"?

- Sure.
- You're not a robot?

- Katie.
- Oh.

They've just sent a new
password to your phone.

Ah.

To my phone number from 10 years ago?

- Oh.
- Yeah.

- Maybe give them a call.
- Sure.

- This just arrived as well.
- What is it?

Uh, soil testing report from...

Oh. There's a problem.

Katie, can you call the club?

Good morning. Nation Building Authority.

A federal government agency building
a better future for all Australia.

Yeah, I'll put you through now.

- Morning, Nat.
- What was that?

Oh, Rhonda wants me to say it.

Apparently we're not
getting enough credit.

Good news. The minister's office
has given us provisional approval.

- Which project?
- The Christmas card.

Jesus. Why is it provisional?

They were wondering if one of the
Three Wise Men could be a woman.

No.

Or if Mary could have
a more active role?

- She's just given birth.
- They're worried about gender issues.

We can't rewrite Christmas.

I was wondering if we should
have gone with option C.

- What was option C?
- Christmas tree.

Great. The tree.

I think it'll be less problematic.

Oh. Good morning. Nation
Building Authority.

A federal government agency building
a better future for all Australia.

- Rhonda, Rhonda, Rhonda!
- Darling.

Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.

- Too long.
- Yes.

- Come in, come in.
- Oh. OK. Yep.

Come in. And this guy!

Great to be back in the
building. Shall we take a seat?

Well, firstly, thank you so much
for coming at such short notice.

Ah. Well, it did sound like
a teensy bit of a crisis.

Oh, no, I wouldn't call it a crisis.

Rhonda sent me your
radio interview. Ouch.

'Nuff said.

But you just have to
look at the research.

Awareness levels, sub-30%.

Corporate identity, poor to very poor.

- No clear brand voice.
- We're not selling handbags.

- Reach. Engagement. Earned media.
- It's worse than I thought.

It's pretty obvious you
have let your profile drift.

I blame him, Handbrake Harry in there.

So, I guess the question is,
do we need to rebrand or reboot?

- Neither.
- Both.

Either way, it's an
opportunity for fresh impact.

- What exactly would this involve?
- The rebrand or the reboot?

- Either.
- Both.

For others to know who we are,
WE have to know who we are,

and who we are is defined by why we are.

- How?
- What?

- Who are we talking about?
- When?

- Now.
- I think we're making progress.

- Way over there.
- Huh? Oh.

All across there.

It's funny, what I was saying before,

I did the original feasibility
study for the Eveleigh Railyards,

and that was a bit of a challenge.

- So, it was a site not unlike...
- Here's Kostas now.

- Yep. I'll finish...
- Sorry about that.

- Oh, yep, not a problem.
- Thanks for coming down.

- Got my report?
- Sure. Yep.

Whoa! Pretty heavily contaminated.

Yeah, well, Defence and industrial land,

I mean, it's to be expected, isn't it?

Initial thoughts on
remediation strategies?

Blink reaction, cap and fill.

- What?!
- What?

You know, take the top layer off.

- But this is gonna be residential.
- Yeah.

- It's residential!
- Yeah, with a layer of clean soil...

No, no, we can't have
people living on this soil.

I don't know how they did
things back in your day, but...

My day? ..We can't
approve a plan like this.

- No way.
- OK, we'll have to get rid of it.

- Absolutely.
- It's gonna cost a fortune.

If you want the permit.

OK, well, we'll dig
it up and chuck it out.

Well, the question is, how?

Trucks?

Heavily contaminated material
being driven through local streets?

How do you propose to do that?

- At night?
- This isn't the 1970s!

- I was at school in the 19...
- Or the Wild West.

I mean, no, we are gonna need a
toxic substance transport plant.

- A what?
- Fully approved.

- I was wondering about that.
- Excuse me?

I live over there,

and we were just wondering
what's happening with the site.

We heard the government
might be selling it off.

- Not selling it but...
- Sorry, Tony.

We welcome queries, sir, but it's
best done through this number.

That's a community hotline.

They'll be able to deal with
any questions you might have.

- Er, yeah, well, I was just...
- Thanks so much.

OK?

What was that about?

These days, it's best we don't
speak directly with the public.

But you're the public liaison officer.

Exactly. What did you do in your day?

Speak with the public.

Hmmm.

- What is it, Karsten?
- Your name.

- Ash?
- No, not...

What's wrong with our name?

- The NBA.
- A little plain?

The Nation Building Authority...

Is it any wonder
the focus groups were so bad?

Is that really the name for a new era?

- Course it isn't.
- Lacks a bit of cut-through.

- It's what we do. Build.
- True story.

A couple of years back, I was asked
to help with a few departments.

Immigration, Customs, Quarantine.

I put them... together

and came up with... Border Force!

- I love that show!
- Pow!

- Real cut-through.
- Gave them black uniforms.

Sent a very clear
message to new arrivals.

"You're not welcome."

"We are in charge and
our purpose is clear."

- To search Asians for food.
- Keep this country safe.

Mmm. If you could do
that for us, Karsten.

- Yeah, with your buy-in...
- We could be Building Force.

- No.
- I wouldn't rule it out.

We can't go on like this.

People not knowing what we do,
you floundering around on radio...

So, what are you proposing?

I say that we start with...

- ..a full ideation session.
- Yes.

Karsten, I really don't want the
office distracted by this exercise.

Nat. Natalie. Look around.

You have some of the best and
brightest minds working here.

And what exactly would this
ideation session involve?

I want to start with a few
exercises. I want you to shake.

I want you to shake.
Shake it out! Shake it out!

Yes, that's it. Shake out the old.

Shake out the old,
decrepit, flaccid NBA!

Out!

Argh! Get away! Get away! Get away!

- What's that all about?
- No idea.

- How's this looking?
- Yeah, we've run into a few hurdles.

- Protesters?
- Planning officers.

- But you're making headway?
- Yeah.

'Cause the boss would really
love to see this move forward.

Yeah, just ticking off boxes.

- Housing, site access...
- Environmental.

Oh, which reminds me, did we
hear back from the tree guy?

Oh. Not sure.

Hello?

Katie, did we get a call
back from an arborist?

- Uh, yes.
- And?

- Are you sure you want to know?
- Yes.

He said that spruce, fir
and pine trees are not native

and therefore unsuitable.

- Unsuitable for what?
- The Christmas cards.

- What?
- Ohh! Different arborist.

Anyway, if you could...
get your skates on?

Yep.

What is going on in there?

And finally, breathe it out!

Well done, everyone. Well
done. Alright, grab a seat.

Let's start by identifying

some of the words that
we think define the NBA.

Just... just toss them out.

- Future.
- Mm-hm. Future.

- Building.
- Mm-hm.

Big?

Infrastructure.

What about 'leading'?

Are we, uh, an organisation
that is leading?

Are we a leading organisation?

Well, we're an organisation
that IS leading.

- Karsten, I'm hearing 'leading'.
- So am I.

Great, OK, well, I'll
pop 'leading' down, then.

- He's just writing words he likes.
- Shh-shh.

OK! Now, let's all grab a pen.

Time to get granular!

So, according to the National Trust,

several of them are classified as
"of significant heritage value".

What's significant about them?

It's just a pile of
rubble covered in weeds.

Native grasses. We also have
a problem with... graffiti.

- Well, just clean it.
- Ooh, no.

- It's heritage-listed.
- You're not serious?

- What did they say it was?
- 'Neo-Banksy'.

It's just a giant penis, for...

- Sorry, I'll come back.
- Oh, sorry, no, no.

Sorry, Katie, no, it's
fine. Sorry. Sorry.

Um, Scotty, the captain's here.

Sorry, why is there an
airline captain here?

He's helping us with the drone
policy. We're under a flight path.

- Are we?
- Yeah.

Oh, well, add it to the
list. What's next for me?

- You've got Liam.
- Liam?

- Your arborist.
- Oh, my arborist.

Can he help us with our
Christmas cards while he's here?

I'll ask him.

Scott.

Now, 'brand' can't be
written large enough.

Impossible? Bang!

Big data.

Optimisation.

Not stuck to optimisation...

Chuck it out the door!
Context marketing is then...

Brand equity. What...

Symbol. Now we know who that man is.

Big data. Huh?

Well, we have all spent
a bit of time this morning

working on a SWOT exercise,

looking at our strengths,
our, uh, weaknesses,

and now I would like to
move on to opportunities.

How do people find out what we do?

Freedom of Information requests?

Let's go bigger. Blue sky. No bad ideas.

How do we get people
talking about the NBA?

- We could do a TV show.
- What?!

Get people to pitch
their new project ideas

and then we choose the
best ones to invest in.

- And who are these people, Brian?
- A cross-section. Couples.

So, you've got the bitchy
couple, you've got the newlyweds,

you've got the ethnic siblings...

- And when you say "no bad ideas"...
- Keep going, Brian.

You've got the mother
and daughter combination,

you've got the tradie,
you've got the footy mates,

you've got the rich elderly couple.

So, there's three Moreton
Bay figs, you know, 100 years old,

and if we want to build...

- Shall we...?
- Yep.

This is our current preservation plan.

It gives you a fair overview of
the species we're dealing with.

Yeah, we were actually down
at the site the other day.

To be honest, there weren't
that many actual trees.

You would have spotted
remnant specimens.

- Scrubby little things?
- Acacia, melaleuca.

That's them.

It's important that we
preserve diversity of canopy.

- There IS no canopy.
- Or CREATE diversity of canopy.

What happened to just looking
after the more mature specimens?

Thankfully, those bad
old days are behind us.

Bad old... days?

We'll also need our formal
preservation strategy

signed off by Parks, Wildlife
and Urban Waterways, yeah?

- Waterways?
- You're on a river.

- Riparian zone.
- Ah. Riparian zone.

I-is that another plan?

It'll be part of your
wetland management strategy.

Wetland? Where's the wet... Str...?

- The old WMS.
- OK, yep.

- Shall we?
- Yep. Let's keep going.

Oh, Nat!

I said I wasn't gonna do this,
but why is Karsten in the building?

He wants to rebrand.

OK. Trigger warning.

- I'll keep a lid on it.
- Yep.

- I'm in!
- Oh, it worked!

Temporary password.

International Journal of
Infrastructure account settings.

Let's do this thing.

- "Unsubscribe"?
- Hit it.

"Are you sure? Yes, no?" Yes. Hit it.

"Please take a moment to tell
us why you are unsubscribing."

'Cause I never want to hear
that publication ever again.

- That's not one of the options.
- Yeah, well, choose one.

"No longer interested in
content. Signed up by mistake.

"Receiving too many
emails..." Too many emails.

"Would it be helpful if we changed
the frequency of our emails?"

- No.
- "Daily, weekly, monthly..."

- Is 'never' an option?
- Yes.

- Then hit 'never'.
- "Congratulations!"

You have successfully unsubscribed.

"You have received six months'
complimentary membership."

That's nice.

We've gone back to the Nativity?

The minister intervened. Said he
won't bow to political correctness.

- OK.
- But good news.

The Three Wise Men can be men,

provided that the shepherd
is a woman or gender-neutral.

- A shepherdess?
- Possibly.

And the animals can't look distressed.

- Do they?
- Um...

They don't.

- Natalie.
- Oh. Rhonda.

- Karsten!
- Ash, hop it.

You're back.

It hit me last night, Nat.

Yesterday was a complete waste of time.

- Yep.
- Look at that window.

Did you want it left on?

It was all just full of words.

- Isn't that what you wanted?
- It's not words we need, Nat.

- It is... an image.
- Visual branding.

- When people think of hamburgers...
- Golden Arches.

- Sportswear.
- Swoosh.

When people drive past our
sites, what do they see?

An overweight union official
holding a stop/go sign?

Well, from now on, they're
only gonna see one thing.

- That's a Christmas card.
- Is it? My mistake.

- What do you think?
- Well, I guess.

- But we're still the NBA?
- Yes, but with a... tick!

I reckon King Island would have to be

the most underrated
course in the country.

It's pretty well rated.

Dunno why you didn't come down with us.

Yeah, I was meeting with
a bicycle action group.

- Huh?
- For Taylors Bend. The Defence site.

- Oh! Is it still going?
- Yeah.

Jeez, I tell you, it's
a young man's game now.

Well, I'm, yeah, not that old.

Shot. Good shot.

- Ooh, I might have hooked that.
- Oh, it was pretty good.

Sorry, I'm just gonna
have to jump on this.

Yeah, go ahead. No-one behind us.

Hello. Nation Building Authority.

A leading federal government agency

dedicated to building infrastructure
projects of national importance.

Tony here, Courtney. Has
that spiel got longer?

- A little.
- Yeah.

Hey, where's Scotty?

He left about half an hour
ago and hasn't come back.

Alright, well, I'll try
him on his mobile. Thanks.

Great.

- Alright, your shot.
- Yep.

Alrighty.

Tony! Tony!

Problem.

It's definitely World War I. Almost
certainly Light Horse Brigade.

Who knows what else we'll find?

- Tony?
- Yeah?

- Ooh.
- This just arrived for you.

Come on in. Come on in. Thank you.

Oh, my new golf clubs. At last!

Watch it. Thank you.
Thank you. Excellent.

Excellent. Thanks.

- OK, one more time?
- Yep, sure.

- Uh, stormwater sediment report?
- Completed.

Indigenous land use agreement?

I've spoken to the elders.
There's no native title issues.

And they're happy to help
out with the smoking ceremony,

subject to total fire bans.

Which reminds me, the
bushfire safety audit?

Buffer zones cleared and emergency
assembly points identified.

- Migratory bird nesting site?
- Fenced off and approved.

Which leaves us... Oh, RSL?

Plaques to be installed

and the northern precinct
to be named Beersheba Rise,

and we've invited that
Major-General to the launch.

He's gonna turn the first sod.

Oh, lovely touch. I think we're close.

I think we are.

- Ah.
- What the hell?

I think it's for your office.
Part of the rebranding.

- Yep.
- Must tie in with the new ad.

What ad?

You may not have noticed,

but the federal government
is ticking a lot of boxes.

All of this country's
projects are getting the tick.

You may not hear about
them, and that's fine by us,

as long as we keep ticking away.

Whenever you see the
green and gold tick,

you'll know the federal government
is hard at work for all Australians.

But we're not going to shout about it.

Written and authorised by the
Federal Government, Canberra.

It's been quite a process, yeah.

So, Tony, tell me, does this mean
the Heart Foundation is involved?

Uh, no, Major-General.

It's a symbol that the government
put a lot of money into the project.

- Ah. Excellent.
- Yeah.

I must thank the Premier.

Yep. Thank you... Yep,
federal government as well...

For a while there, I didn't think we
were gonna get this thing finished.

Yeah, took a little
longer than anticipated.

Alright, let's get the show on the road.

OK, find a spot on the
stage, folks, come on.

- Gather round, everyone.
- That's good. That's good.

Alright, here we go.

Ladies and gentlemen, this
is an exciting day for us all,

a day many thought would never come.

But my government is committed

to providing housing
for all Australians,

and where better to start
than here at Beersheba Rise?

It is my very great pleasure

to now call on Retired
Major-General David Strickland

to turn the first sod.

Major-General, thank you, sir.

In front of the, uh... the tick.

- In here?
- Perfect, yep, great. OK.

Let's do it.

What?

What's wrong?

OK, everyone back!

Evacuate now! At the double!

Unexploded ordnance! Move it!

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..organisation agenda.

But the troubled development
could be facing further delays

after this morning's launch
did not go quite to plan.

The discovery of unexploded ordnance
sent dignitaries ducking for cover

at the Taylors Bend Defence site.

Tony. Your magazines have arrived.

Looks like you got a
few back copies there.

- Thanks, Brian.
- Easy.

- Katie?
- It's 'cause you're platinum!

OK, we have identified our
opportunities and threats,

but do you know what is
missing from all of this?

You!

An organisation's greatest
asset is its people!

Round of applause.

- What's the problem?
- The minister's photo.

He thinks it's too small.

So the minister would like
to be bigger than Jesus?

If possible.