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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,764 --> 00:00:11,398 (beeping) 2 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:14,567 (explosion rumbling) 3 00:00:20,308 --> 00:00:23,109 (dramatic music) 4 00:00:47,069 --> 00:00:49,235 (squawking) 5 00:01:10,625 --> 00:01:13,426 (dramatic music) 6 00:01:47,129 --> 00:01:51,231 (radio static) 7 00:01:51,233 --> 00:01:53,533 - [Man On Radio] Came to our planet thousands of years ago. 8 00:01:53,535 --> 00:01:55,635 What people don't realize is that they irrevocably 9 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:57,470 altered our reality. 10 00:01:57,472 --> 00:01:59,239 What was will never be, 11 00:01:59,241 --> 00:02:01,374 and what will be isn't. 12 00:02:02,310 --> 00:02:04,310 - [Man On Radio] I'm not sure I follow you there. 13 00:02:04,312 --> 00:02:05,328 - Oops. 14 00:02:05,329 --> 00:02:06,345 - [Man On Radio] They shifted the very fabric 15 00:02:06,348 --> 00:02:07,347 of space and time. 16 00:02:08,550 --> 00:02:09,716 - Ew. 17 00:02:09,718 --> 00:02:11,451 - [Man On Radio] Time-traveling aliens. 18 00:02:11,453 --> 00:02:12,519 - [Man On Radio] Are they aliens, Bob? 19 00:02:12,521 --> 00:02:14,354 Or are they us. 20 00:02:14,356 --> 00:02:15,555 - All right, goodbye. 21 00:02:15,557 --> 00:02:16,789 (radio static) 22 00:02:16,791 --> 00:02:19,025 - [Woman On Radio] You call it masculinity, 23 00:02:19,026 --> 00:02:21,260 but what it really is, let's be honest, it's chauvinism. 24 00:02:21,263 --> 00:02:22,529 - Here we go. 25 00:02:22,531 --> 00:02:24,430 - [Woman On Radio] Men are taught to conquer. 26 00:02:24,432 --> 00:02:26,933 You find it all across history and theology. 27 00:02:26,935 --> 00:02:28,618 Hades abducts Persephone 28 00:02:28,619 --> 00:02:30,302 and takes it to the underworld to be his bride. 29 00:02:30,305 --> 00:02:33,173 Her father even allows it to happen, 30 00:02:33,175 --> 00:02:34,641 and speaking of father, 31 00:02:34,643 --> 00:02:36,342 Helen of Joyce was afraid her beauty 32 00:02:36,344 --> 00:02:37,877 would start a war amongst her suitors, 33 00:02:37,879 --> 00:02:39,679 only to have her abducted, raped 34 00:02:39,681 --> 00:02:41,648 and to start a war anyway. 35 00:02:41,650 --> 00:02:43,249 After that we have the Romans, 36 00:02:43,251 --> 00:02:44,517 no improvement there. - Next. 37 00:02:44,519 --> 00:02:46,219 (radio static) 38 00:02:46,221 --> 00:02:47,353 - [Woman On Radio] It's not just about the orgasm for her. 39 00:02:47,355 --> 00:02:49,355 - Now we're talkin'. 40 00:02:49,357 --> 00:02:51,107 (chuckles) 41 00:02:51,108 --> 00:02:52,858 - [Woman On Radio] It's intimacy she's missing. 42 00:02:52,861 --> 00:02:54,761 She wants to be close to you, 43 00:02:54,763 --> 00:02:57,630 not just sexually but emotionally. 44 00:02:57,632 --> 00:02:59,732 That's the connection you need to build. 45 00:02:59,734 --> 00:03:01,234 - [Man On Radio] So you mean like talk to her about 46 00:03:01,236 --> 00:03:03,403 feelings and stuff while we're doing it? 47 00:03:03,405 --> 00:03:05,705 (laughing) 48 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:09,475 - [Dispatcher] Harris, come in. 49 00:03:09,477 --> 00:03:11,244 - You've reached the empty shell of the man 50 00:03:11,246 --> 00:03:12,412 who used to be Harris. 51 00:03:12,414 --> 00:03:14,380 How may I be of service to you, my liege? 52 00:03:14,382 --> 00:03:16,783 - [Dispatcher] What's your ETA on that pick up? 53 00:03:20,288 --> 00:03:21,654 - Fuck you. 54 00:03:21,656 --> 00:03:24,257 - [Dispatcher] What was that? 55 00:03:24,259 --> 00:03:26,559 - I'm here, I think. 56 00:03:26,561 --> 00:03:28,962 Passenger give any better description than county line 10 57 00:03:28,964 --> 00:03:30,363 north of 83? 58 00:03:30,365 --> 00:03:31,531 - [Dispatcher] Like what? 59 00:03:31,533 --> 00:03:33,366 - I don't know, mile marker, a sign, 60 00:03:33,368 --> 00:03:36,402 maybe a cactus shaped like a giant dildo. 61 00:03:36,404 --> 00:03:38,238 - [Dispatcher] They're all shaped like dildos. 62 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:39,773 - Well, that's true. 63 00:03:39,774 --> 00:03:41,307 - [Dispatcher] Just drive around until you either find her 64 00:03:41,309 --> 00:03:44,677 or the hill mutants descend upon the cab and devour you. 65 00:03:44,679 --> 00:03:47,413 Make sure they don't scratch the interior. 66 00:03:47,415 --> 00:03:48,314 - Roger that. 67 00:03:54,289 --> 00:03:54,921 What do you know? 68 00:03:54,923 --> 00:03:56,356 Not a prank after all. 69 00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:08,534 (gentle music) 70 00:04:10,005 --> 00:04:11,304 Call for a cab, Miss? 71 00:04:12,407 --> 00:04:14,007 - I sure did. 72 00:04:14,009 --> 00:04:15,759 Please tell me you have heat in there. 73 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,510 - As long as you don't mind the smell of burning. 74 00:04:17,512 --> 00:04:18,611 - I'll take burning over freezing. 75 00:04:18,613 --> 00:04:20,546 - Don't say I didn't warn you. 76 00:04:27,689 --> 00:04:28,855 So where we headed? 77 00:04:29,991 --> 00:04:32,458 - Corner of Elm and River Drive, please. 78 00:04:33,395 --> 00:04:35,495 - One middle of nowhere comin' right up. 79 00:04:35,497 --> 00:04:37,797 (laughs) 80 00:04:37,799 --> 00:04:40,433 (gentle music) 81 00:04:42,003 --> 00:04:44,737 (meter dinging) 82 00:05:04,492 --> 00:05:06,526 - You're right, that smells like burning. 83 00:05:06,528 --> 00:05:07,560 - You warm enough yet back there? 84 00:05:07,562 --> 00:05:08,394 - I am. 85 00:05:08,396 --> 00:05:09,495 - All right. 86 00:05:13,735 --> 00:05:15,501 - So what's your name? 87 00:05:15,503 --> 00:05:16,703 - Harris. 88 00:05:16,705 --> 00:05:17,937 - Can I call you Harry? 89 00:05:17,939 --> 00:05:19,572 - Please never do that. 90 00:05:20,442 --> 00:05:22,175 - Okay. 91 00:05:22,176 --> 00:05:23,909 Harris, how long have you been driving? 92 00:05:23,912 --> 00:05:25,345 - 16 years. 93 00:05:25,347 --> 00:05:27,447 Although some nights it feels like forever. 94 00:05:27,449 --> 00:05:28,881 - You must like the road. 95 00:05:28,883 --> 00:05:30,483 - I don't hate it. 96 00:05:30,485 --> 00:05:31,984 - Does it ever get boring? 97 00:05:31,986 --> 00:05:33,453 - Occasionally. 98 00:05:33,455 --> 00:05:34,954 - What do you do to pass the time? 99 00:05:34,956 --> 00:05:37,857 You know, when not engaged in riveting conversation 100 00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:39,058 with one of your fares. 101 00:05:39,060 --> 00:05:40,593 - Games mostly. 102 00:05:41,696 --> 00:05:42,929 - What kind of games? 103 00:05:42,931 --> 00:05:45,498 - Like, like I got this one where I see 104 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:46,799 how many green lights I can catch in a row 105 00:05:49,504 --> 00:05:50,320 before hittin' red. 106 00:05:50,321 --> 00:05:51,137 I never said there were fun games. 107 00:05:52,574 --> 00:05:53,439 - 12. 108 00:05:53,441 --> 00:05:54,374 - [Harris] Huh? 109 00:05:54,376 --> 00:05:55,708 - 12 green lights in a row. 110 00:05:55,710 --> 00:05:57,477 That's my record. 111 00:05:57,479 --> 00:05:58,979 Your game's not original. 112 00:05:58,980 --> 00:06:00,480 - It's respectable, not brag worthy. 113 00:06:00,482 --> 00:06:02,448 - You've done more than 12 green lights in a row? 114 00:06:02,450 --> 00:06:03,916 How many? 115 00:06:03,918 --> 00:06:05,551 - See, if I told you you'll feel bad about yourself. 116 00:06:05,553 --> 00:06:06,586 - How many? 117 00:06:06,588 --> 00:06:07,453 - 23. 118 00:06:07,455 --> 00:06:09,622 - Wow, I concede defeat. 119 00:06:09,624 --> 00:06:10,690 - As you should. 120 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,794 - My name is Penny, by the way. 121 00:06:14,796 --> 00:06:15,962 - Like the coin? 122 00:06:15,964 --> 00:06:17,897 - Yeah, just like the coin. 123 00:06:20,869 --> 00:06:23,536 (gentle music) 124 00:06:27,509 --> 00:06:30,510 - [Harris] So what do you do, Penny like the coin? 125 00:06:30,512 --> 00:06:31,444 - I'm sort of in between jobs. 126 00:06:31,446 --> 00:06:32,712 Right now I teach part-time. 127 00:06:32,714 --> 00:06:34,580 - Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me. 128 00:06:34,582 --> 00:06:36,082 Literature? 129 00:06:36,084 --> 00:06:38,050 Art, history of DC Comics 130 00:06:38,052 --> 00:06:40,086 with the folks on the Jack Kirby years? 131 00:06:41,556 --> 00:06:43,489 - Is that a real thing? 132 00:06:43,491 --> 00:06:45,691 - It was a blow off course seniors could take 133 00:06:45,693 --> 00:06:46,893 in my high school. 134 00:06:46,895 --> 00:06:50,663 - Hey, I thought Kirby worked for Marvel. 135 00:06:52,133 --> 00:06:53,466 - He was at Marvel first 136 00:06:53,468 --> 00:06:55,535 but went over to DC in the early '70s. 137 00:06:55,537 --> 00:06:56,436 Very good though. 138 00:06:56,438 --> 00:06:57,804 - Well, thank you. 139 00:06:58,907 --> 00:07:01,941 You obviously took that blow off class, 140 00:07:01,943 --> 00:07:03,576 and you paid attention. 141 00:07:03,578 --> 00:07:06,479 - So what do you teach, Penny like the coin? 142 00:07:06,481 --> 00:07:07,113 - I teach dancing. 143 00:07:07,115 --> 00:07:09,682 - Ah, so close. 144 00:07:10,919 --> 00:07:12,151 What kind of dance? 145 00:07:12,153 --> 00:07:14,187 - The kind where you take your clothes off. 146 00:07:16,791 --> 00:07:19,025 It's funny, that's usually a conversation starter. 147 00:07:19,027 --> 00:07:21,127 - I guess I never realized there was much of a demand 148 00:07:21,129 --> 00:07:22,562 for teaching people how to strip. 149 00:07:22,564 --> 00:07:24,130 I sort of figured, you know, 150 00:07:24,131 --> 00:07:25,697 you just take it off and shake it. 151 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:27,533 - Next time you're in front of a mirror, 152 00:07:27,535 --> 00:07:29,035 why don't you try that, 153 00:07:29,037 --> 00:07:31,871 and then ask yourself how much would you pay to watch you. 154 00:07:31,873 --> 00:07:35,074 - I would probably pay me to keep my clothes on. 155 00:07:35,076 --> 00:07:37,743 - Maybe one day you should come by for a lesson. 156 00:07:37,745 --> 00:07:38,811 I'm serious. 157 00:07:38,813 --> 00:07:39,846 It's a confidence builder. 158 00:07:39,848 --> 00:07:41,113 - So is gettin' drunk. 159 00:07:41,115 --> 00:07:43,149 - Yeah, but who do you do your drinking with? 160 00:07:43,151 --> 00:07:44,817 - Just me. 161 00:07:44,819 --> 00:07:46,018 And you're right, it's the company 162 00:07:46,020 --> 00:07:47,019 that makes the difference. 163 00:07:47,021 --> 00:07:48,554 - I would say so. 164 00:07:49,491 --> 00:07:52,024 - So, Penny like the coin, 165 00:07:54,128 --> 00:07:55,595 you got a dance partner? 166 00:07:57,265 --> 00:07:59,699 - [Dispatcher] Hey Harris. 167 00:08:01,636 --> 00:08:03,202 - Go for Harris. 168 00:08:03,203 --> 00:08:04,769 - [Dispatcher] Been some bad weather reports in your area. 169 00:08:04,772 --> 00:08:07,006 - Yeah I see it looks like a thunderstorm. 170 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:08,207 (thunder rumbling) 171 00:08:08,209 --> 00:08:09,141 - [Dispatcher] Come back to the city limits 172 00:08:09,143 --> 00:08:10,676 after your drop off. 173 00:08:10,678 --> 00:08:11,844 - Roger that. 174 00:08:14,716 --> 00:08:16,115 - Is that your boss? 175 00:08:16,117 --> 00:08:17,617 - Yeah. 176 00:08:17,619 --> 00:08:18,718 Dispatcher. 177 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:20,119 - He sounds pleasant. 178 00:08:24,092 --> 00:08:25,391 - He is not. 179 00:08:25,392 --> 00:08:26,691 We're just a few minutes out. 180 00:08:31,633 --> 00:08:32,732 Whoa. 181 00:08:33,568 --> 00:08:34,800 Y'all right back there? 182 00:08:45,547 --> 00:08:48,548 (thunder rumbling) 183 00:08:50,985 --> 00:08:52,985 Goddamn piece of shit. 184 00:09:00,862 --> 00:09:02,662 Harris to dispatch. 185 00:09:02,664 --> 00:09:03,696 - [Dispatcher] Yeah, go. 186 00:09:03,698 --> 00:09:04,797 - Ah. 187 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:06,832 - [Dispatcher] What is it? 188 00:09:07,936 --> 00:09:09,602 - I'm not sure. 189 00:09:09,604 --> 00:09:11,337 - [Dispatcher] My coffee's burning. 190 00:09:11,339 --> 00:09:13,606 - My passenger. 191 00:09:13,608 --> 00:09:15,207 - [Dispatcher] I'm enjoying this game as much as you are. 192 00:09:15,209 --> 00:09:16,676 - She disappeared. 193 00:09:16,678 --> 00:09:17,710 - [Dispatcher] She ditched? 194 00:09:17,712 --> 00:09:18,844 - No, she... 195 00:09:18,846 --> 00:09:20,012 - [Dispatcher] She what? 196 00:09:20,014 --> 00:09:22,048 She sure as hell didn't beam out of there. 197 00:09:22,050 --> 00:09:22,949 - She kinda did. 198 00:09:22,951 --> 00:09:24,784 - [Dispatcher] You been hittin' the sauce? 199 00:09:24,786 --> 00:09:26,285 - What do you think? 200 00:09:26,287 --> 00:09:27,753 - [Dispatcher] Well, if you haven't been drinking, 201 00:09:27,755 --> 00:09:30,089 then I guess she got abducted by aliens. 202 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:31,657 - Appreciate that. 203 00:09:31,659 --> 00:09:32,825 - [Dispatcher] You sure she didn't ditch? 204 00:09:32,827 --> 00:09:34,093 - I'm quite sure. 205 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:35,661 - [Dispatcher] I don't know what to tell ya. 206 00:09:35,663 --> 00:09:37,597 There's no protocol for this. 207 00:09:37,599 --> 00:09:39,665 Reset the meter and come back in. 208 00:09:39,667 --> 00:09:40,733 Call this one awash. 209 00:09:42,070 --> 00:09:43,769 - Wait, that's it. 210 00:09:43,771 --> 00:09:45,738 - [Dispatcher] What else is there? 211 00:09:51,045 --> 00:09:52,645 - I'm headed back. 212 00:09:52,647 --> 00:09:54,113 - [Dispatcher] That's a roger. 213 00:09:56,718 --> 00:09:59,785 (suspenseful music) 214 00:10:06,928 --> 00:10:08,194 (meter dinging) 215 00:10:08,196 --> 00:10:09,395 - [Man On Radio] What they don't realize 216 00:10:09,397 --> 00:10:11,797 is that they irrevocably altered our reality. 217 00:10:11,799 --> 00:10:13,633 What was will never be, 218 00:10:13,635 --> 00:10:15,301 and what will be isn't. 219 00:10:16,638 --> 00:10:18,204 - [Man On Radio] I'm not sure I follow you there. 220 00:10:18,206 --> 00:10:19,739 - [Man On Radio] They shifted the very fabric 221 00:10:19,741 --> 00:10:21,707 of space and time. 222 00:10:21,709 --> 00:10:23,843 - [Man On Radio] Time-traveling aliens? 223 00:10:23,845 --> 00:10:25,244 - [Man On Radio] Are they aliens, Bob? 224 00:10:25,246 --> 00:10:26,912 Or are they us? 225 00:10:26,914 --> 00:10:27,747 (radio static) 226 00:10:27,749 --> 00:10:29,248 - Garbage. 227 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,082 - [Woman On Radio] Women have the right to be pissed off. 228 00:10:30,084 --> 00:10:31,784 You call it masculinity, 229 00:10:31,786 --> 00:10:34,787 but what it really is, let's be honest, is chauvinism. 230 00:10:34,789 --> 00:10:36,889 Men are taught to conquer. 231 00:10:36,891 --> 00:10:39,725 We find it all across history and theology. 232 00:10:39,727 --> 00:10:42,028 Hades abducts Persephone and takes her to the underworld 233 00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:42,995 to be his bride. 234 00:10:42,997 --> 00:10:44,730 - I really hope that's soda. 235 00:10:44,732 --> 00:10:46,732 - [Woman On Radio] Her father even allows it to happen. 236 00:10:46,734 --> 00:10:48,000 And speaking of father, 237 00:10:48,002 --> 00:10:49,702 Helen of Joyce was afraid her beauty 238 00:10:49,704 --> 00:10:51,203 would start war monster suitors, 239 00:10:51,205 --> 00:10:53,205 only to have her abducted, raped, 240 00:10:53,207 --> 00:10:54,974 and to start a war anyway. 241 00:10:54,976 --> 00:10:55,808 After that we have... 242 00:10:55,810 --> 00:10:56,909 - All right, bye. 243 00:10:58,312 --> 00:11:00,713 - [Woman On Radio] It's not just about the orgasm for her. 244 00:11:00,715 --> 00:11:02,214 - Yeah. 245 00:11:02,216 --> 00:11:03,349 - [Woman On Radio] You're focusing on the wrong thing. 246 00:11:03,351 --> 00:11:05,918 It's the intimacy she's missing. 247 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,853 She wants to be close to you. - Of course. 248 00:11:07,855 --> 00:11:10,856 - [Woman On Radio] Not just sexually, but emotionally. 249 00:11:10,858 --> 00:11:13,059 That's the connection you need to build. 250 00:11:13,061 --> 00:11:14,293 - [Man On Radio] So you mean like talk to her 251 00:11:14,295 --> 00:11:17,163 about feelings and stuff while we're doing it? 252 00:11:17,165 --> 00:11:19,799 (laughing) 253 00:11:19,801 --> 00:11:21,467 - [Dispatcher] Harris, come in. 254 00:11:21,469 --> 00:11:22,768 - You've reached the empty shell of the man 255 00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:23,936 who used to be Harris. 256 00:11:23,938 --> 00:11:26,172 How may I be of service to you, my liege? 257 00:11:26,174 --> 00:11:27,940 - [Dispatcher] Do you even know what a liege is? 258 00:11:27,942 --> 00:11:30,309 - Yeah, it's like a lord. 259 00:11:30,311 --> 00:11:32,445 - [Dispatcher] What's your ETA on that pick up? 260 00:11:33,748 --> 00:11:34,880 - Ooh. 261 00:11:34,882 --> 00:11:36,082 Fuck me. 262 00:11:36,084 --> 00:11:38,184 - [Dispatcher] Kiss me first. 263 00:11:38,186 --> 00:11:39,785 - I'm here, I think. 264 00:11:39,787 --> 00:11:41,220 Passenger give any better description 265 00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:43,756 than county line 10, north of 83? 266 00:11:43,758 --> 00:11:45,024 - [Dispatcher] Like what? 267 00:11:45,026 --> 00:11:46,392 - I don't know, a mile marker, a sign, 268 00:11:46,394 --> 00:11:48,928 maybe a cactus shaped like a giant dildo? 269 00:11:48,930 --> 00:11:52,164 Actually, scratch that they're all shaped like dildos. 270 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:53,132 - [Dispatcher] Just drive around 271 00:11:53,134 --> 00:11:54,934 like the idiot that you are, 272 00:11:54,936 --> 00:11:56,969 'til you either find her or the ground underneath 273 00:11:56,971 --> 00:11:59,505 breaks open and swallows you into its gaping mouth. 274 00:11:59,507 --> 00:12:01,807 And don't let it scratch the paint job. 275 00:12:01,809 --> 00:12:03,042 - Roger that. 276 00:12:09,951 --> 00:12:11,150 Huh. 277 00:12:11,152 --> 00:12:12,051 Not a prank. 278 00:12:21,863 --> 00:12:24,296 (gentle music) 279 00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:28,801 You call for a cab, Miss? 280 00:12:28,803 --> 00:12:30,319 - Yes, I did. 281 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:31,836 Please tell me you have heat in there. 282 00:12:31,839 --> 00:12:33,305 - As long as you don't mind the smell of burning. 283 00:12:33,307 --> 00:12:35,274 - I'll take it over freezing. 284 00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,910 - Don't say I didn't warn you. 285 00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:44,183 So where are we headed? 286 00:12:45,353 --> 00:12:48,120 - Corner of Elm and River Drive, please. 287 00:12:48,122 --> 00:12:49,321 - So middle of nowhere. 288 00:12:51,926 --> 00:12:52,992 - Yeah. 289 00:12:54,128 --> 00:12:56,462 (meter dinging) 290 00:12:56,464 --> 00:12:59,265 (dramatic music) 291 00:13:11,145 --> 00:13:14,547 You're right, that smell's like burning. 292 00:13:21,422 --> 00:13:22,922 So your name's Harris? 293 00:13:22,924 --> 00:13:23,923 - Yes, ma'am. 294 00:13:25,026 --> 00:13:26,525 - Can I call you Harry? 295 00:13:26,527 --> 00:13:28,127 - Not if you want an answer. 296 00:13:29,263 --> 00:13:30,996 - All right, Harris. 297 00:13:31,966 --> 00:13:33,566 Do you like driving a cab? 298 00:13:33,568 --> 00:13:34,567 - I don't hate it. 299 00:13:34,569 --> 00:13:36,302 - Doesn't it get repetitive? 300 00:13:36,304 --> 00:13:38,604 - Not when I'm engaged in riveting conversation 301 00:13:38,606 --> 00:13:40,005 with one of my fares. 302 00:13:41,309 --> 00:13:44,844 - Riveting, that's a lot of pressure. 303 00:13:44,846 --> 00:13:47,079 - Ah, you seem up for the task. 304 00:13:47,081 --> 00:13:48,848 - Okay. 305 00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:51,050 What should this riveting conversation consist of? 306 00:13:51,052 --> 00:13:53,252 - Whatever you like, miss, it's your ride. 307 00:13:54,589 --> 00:13:56,021 - I'd like to know something about you. 308 00:13:56,023 --> 00:13:56,989 - I drive a cab. 309 00:13:56,991 --> 00:13:58,224 - See, I already knew that. 310 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,493 Come on, tell me something unique. 311 00:14:01,495 --> 00:14:03,062 - Unique. 312 00:14:03,064 --> 00:14:04,263 - Everybody's got something unique about them. 313 00:14:04,265 --> 00:14:07,066 - Well, in high school I took a class 314 00:14:07,068 --> 00:14:09,001 on the history of DC comics 315 00:14:09,003 --> 00:14:10,536 with the folks on the Jack Kirby years. 316 00:14:10,538 --> 00:14:11,503 It's unique. 317 00:14:13,608 --> 00:14:15,374 - Yeah, well, that is unique. 318 00:14:16,244 --> 00:14:17,943 Although it's also trivial. 319 00:14:17,945 --> 00:14:19,962 - What, how so? 320 00:14:19,963 --> 00:14:21,980 - Well, you completed the assignment by telling me something 321 00:14:21,983 --> 00:14:25,985 about yourself that's specific and unusual, 322 00:14:25,987 --> 00:14:29,455 and therefore you satisfy the definition of the word unique, 323 00:14:29,457 --> 00:14:31,123 but in doing so you didn't actually tell me 324 00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:32,591 anything about you. 325 00:14:32,593 --> 00:14:34,026 - Except that I like Jack Kirby. 326 00:14:34,028 --> 00:14:37,229 - Yeah, but, so do you like Jack Kirby 327 00:14:37,231 --> 00:14:38,664 because you're a comic book fan, 328 00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:40,366 or do you actually like Jack Kirby 329 00:14:40,368 --> 00:14:43,569 because you yourself are a disenfranchised crank. 330 00:14:43,571 --> 00:14:45,571 - Oh, whoa whoa whoa, feisty. 331 00:14:45,573 --> 00:14:47,907 - That would have been something unique. 332 00:14:47,909 --> 00:14:49,975 - How do you know so much about Kirby? 333 00:14:49,977 --> 00:14:51,210 - Well, maybe I took that class too. 334 00:14:51,212 --> 00:14:52,111 - Oh. 335 00:14:53,114 --> 00:14:54,980 Well, all right then. 336 00:14:54,982 --> 00:14:55,981 Well, what about you? 337 00:14:55,983 --> 00:14:57,182 It's your turn. 338 00:14:57,184 --> 00:14:58,250 - What about me? 339 00:14:58,252 --> 00:14:59,451 What do you wanna know? 340 00:14:59,453 --> 00:15:01,086 - Well, let's start with what is your name. 341 00:15:01,088 --> 00:15:02,288 (tires screeching) 342 00:15:02,290 --> 00:15:05,291 (glass shattering) 343 00:15:15,102 --> 00:15:16,201 Shit. 344 00:15:17,705 --> 00:15:19,204 Penny, are you all right? 345 00:15:23,978 --> 00:15:26,378 - I didn't tell you my name. 346 00:15:28,983 --> 00:15:31,283 I didn't tell you my name this time. 347 00:15:31,285 --> 00:15:33,552 - We must've hit an animal or something. 348 00:15:33,554 --> 00:15:35,087 - You remembered me. 349 00:15:35,089 --> 00:15:37,122 Just now you remembered me. 350 00:15:37,124 --> 00:15:38,023 Harris! 351 00:15:42,396 --> 00:15:44,163 Do you remember me? 352 00:15:44,165 --> 00:15:46,498 (dramatic music) 353 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,100 - [Dispatcher] Harris, what's going on? 354 00:15:48,102 --> 00:15:49,101 Why are you stalled? 355 00:15:52,106 --> 00:15:53,472 - We hit something. 356 00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,474 It must've run off. 357 00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,242 - [Dispatcher] Did it damage the cab? 358 00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:00,312 Harris. 359 00:16:00,314 --> 00:16:02,414 - Harris, remember me this time. 360 00:16:03,651 --> 00:16:06,085 (gasping) 361 00:16:08,055 --> 00:16:09,989 - [Dispatcher] What the hell's going on over there? 362 00:16:09,991 --> 00:16:10,689 - Fuck it. 363 00:16:12,393 --> 00:16:13,726 - [Dispatcher] Harris? 364 00:16:13,728 --> 00:16:15,060 - I... 365 00:16:15,062 --> 00:16:16,195 I don't know. 366 00:16:17,031 --> 00:16:18,063 I lost my fare. 367 00:16:18,065 --> 00:16:19,098 - [Dispatcher] What? 368 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,265 Did she ditch? 369 00:16:21,302 --> 00:16:23,135 - Goddamn it, my seat belt's stuck! 370 00:16:23,137 --> 00:16:24,336 - [Dispatcher] Whoa, all right. 371 00:16:24,338 --> 00:16:25,771 Keep your shirt on. 372 00:16:25,773 --> 00:16:28,741 Just call this one awash, okay. 373 00:16:28,743 --> 00:16:31,343 Looks like you got some bad weather rolling in over there. 374 00:16:31,345 --> 00:16:34,446 Bring the cab back into the city limits. 375 00:16:34,448 --> 00:16:35,514 - That's a roger. 376 00:16:36,784 --> 00:16:38,150 - [Dispatcher] You all right there? 377 00:16:38,152 --> 00:16:39,685 - Not really. 378 00:16:41,155 --> 00:16:43,088 - [Dispatcher] Don't forget to reset your meter. 379 00:16:52,199 --> 00:16:55,034 (radio static) 380 00:17:16,457 --> 00:17:19,191 (ominous music) 381 00:17:25,499 --> 00:17:28,333 (dramatic music) 382 00:17:36,610 --> 00:17:38,177 (meter dinging) 383 00:17:38,179 --> 00:17:40,162 - [Man On Radio] Through government grants 384 00:17:40,163 --> 00:17:42,146 we came to the conclusion that these 385 00:17:42,149 --> 00:17:44,450 so-called extraterrestrials came to our planet 386 00:17:44,452 --> 00:17:46,518 thousands of years ago. 387 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:47,719 What people don't realize is they 388 00:17:47,721 --> 00:17:50,122 irrevocably altered our reality. 389 00:17:50,124 --> 00:17:52,157 What was will never be, 390 00:17:52,159 --> 00:17:53,826 and what will be isn't. 391 00:17:55,162 --> 00:17:56,728 - [Man On Radio] I'm not sure I follow you there. 392 00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:58,263 - [Man On Radio] They shift at the very fabric 393 00:17:58,265 --> 00:18:00,365 of space and time. 394 00:18:00,367 --> 00:18:02,601 - Time traveling aliens. 395 00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,203 - [Man On Radio] Are they aliens, Bob? 396 00:18:04,205 --> 00:18:05,304 Or are they us? 397 00:18:08,209 --> 00:18:08,841 - [Dispatcher] Harris, come in. 398 00:18:08,843 --> 00:18:10,175 - Go for Harris. 399 00:18:10,177 --> 00:18:11,143 - [Dispatcher] That was fast. 400 00:18:11,145 --> 00:18:12,811 What's your ETA on that pick up? 401 00:18:12,813 --> 00:18:14,246 - ETA. 402 00:18:14,248 --> 00:18:14,880 - Yeah, ETA. 403 00:18:14,882 --> 00:18:16,381 What are you high? 404 00:18:16,383 --> 00:18:17,649 Weather reports in your area aren't pretty 405 00:18:17,651 --> 00:18:21,353 and they're getting uglier by the minute. 406 00:18:22,256 --> 00:18:23,155 Hello. 407 00:18:24,158 --> 00:18:25,241 - I'm here. 408 00:18:25,242 --> 00:18:26,325 Yeah, I see the weather up ahead. 409 00:18:26,327 --> 00:18:28,160 I'm almost to the pickup. 410 00:18:28,162 --> 00:18:29,161 - [Dispatcher] Keep me posted. 411 00:18:29,163 --> 00:18:30,529 - Will do, roger that. 412 00:18:37,271 --> 00:18:38,170 Huh. 413 00:18:53,721 --> 00:18:55,320 - Please tell me you have heat in there. 414 00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:58,724 - As long as you don't mind the smell of burning. 415 00:18:58,726 --> 00:19:00,359 - I'll take that over freezing. 416 00:19:10,371 --> 00:19:11,336 - Where we headed? 417 00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:13,472 - Corner of... 418 00:19:13,474 --> 00:19:14,306 - [Both] Elm and River Drive. 419 00:19:16,210 --> 00:19:17,276 - Middle of nowhere. 420 00:19:23,350 --> 00:19:25,884 (meter dinging) 421 00:19:40,768 --> 00:19:42,334 - You're right, that smells like burning. 422 00:19:42,336 --> 00:19:43,468 Smells like burning. 423 00:19:51,345 --> 00:19:52,377 Do you remember me? 424 00:19:59,486 --> 00:20:02,454 - I'm sorry, but have we met before? 425 00:20:03,390 --> 00:20:04,556 - I don't think so. 426 00:20:04,558 --> 00:20:06,291 - It's just I'm pretty good with faces 427 00:20:06,293 --> 00:20:07,793 and you seem so familiar. 428 00:20:07,795 --> 00:20:08,894 - I do? 429 00:20:08,896 --> 00:20:09,795 - Very much. 430 00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:16,401 (laughing) 431 00:20:17,605 --> 00:20:21,340 You know, I've had the worst deja vu all night. 432 00:20:21,342 --> 00:20:22,941 Like I can predict what the radio is gonna say. 433 00:20:22,943 --> 00:20:24,343 You have ever have one of those nights? 434 00:20:24,345 --> 00:20:24,977 - Not really. 435 00:20:24,979 --> 00:20:26,245 - Not really, okay. 436 00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:30,849 - Harris, your name's Harris. 437 00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:31,782 - Please don't call me Harry. 438 00:20:31,785 --> 00:20:33,285 You were gonna ask me that, weren't you? 439 00:20:33,287 --> 00:20:35,854 See, I knew that, how did I know that? 440 00:20:35,856 --> 00:20:37,322 Were you gonna ask me that? 441 00:20:37,324 --> 00:20:37,956 - No. 442 00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:38,824 - No, okay. 443 00:20:40,394 --> 00:20:42,427 What's your name? 444 00:20:42,429 --> 00:20:43,262 - Penny. 445 00:20:44,298 --> 00:20:45,364 - Like the coin. 446 00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:47,466 - What? 447 00:20:47,468 --> 00:20:48,867 - Like the coin. 448 00:20:48,869 --> 00:20:50,535 That's what we always say, like the coin, 449 00:20:50,537 --> 00:20:53,639 and then you ask me if I like driving. 450 00:20:53,641 --> 00:20:57,276 And then we talk about Jack Kirby and traffic lights 451 00:20:57,278 --> 00:21:00,779 and high school and stripping. 452 00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,447 Ha! 453 00:21:02,449 --> 00:21:04,383 I do know you. 454 00:21:04,385 --> 00:21:05,717 We been here before, the two of us, 455 00:21:05,719 --> 00:21:07,653 me driving you just like this. 456 00:21:08,756 --> 00:21:11,423 And then we always hit bad weather, 457 00:21:11,425 --> 00:21:13,392 and that's when you disappear from the cab. 458 00:21:16,497 --> 00:21:17,462 Am I crazy? 459 00:21:18,432 --> 00:21:19,598 - Do you think you're crazy? 460 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,801 - I sure as hell sound crazy. 461 00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:24,536 - How are you doing this? 462 00:21:24,538 --> 00:21:26,505 How is this happening all of a sudden? 463 00:21:27,541 --> 00:21:28,740 You've never remembered anything about... 464 00:21:28,742 --> 00:21:30,075 - So I'm right? 465 00:21:30,077 --> 00:21:31,043 We been here before. 466 00:21:31,045 --> 00:21:32,844 I am right, I am right! 467 00:21:32,846 --> 00:21:34,413 Hoo, hoo! 468 00:21:34,415 --> 00:21:35,414 (laughs) 469 00:21:35,416 --> 00:21:37,116 What is this? 470 00:21:37,117 --> 00:21:38,817 Did I volunteer for some science experiment or something? 471 00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:41,086 Am I sitting in a lab somewhere 472 00:21:41,087 --> 00:21:43,354 pumped full of cocaine and daffodil juice or something. 473 00:21:44,058 --> 00:21:44,890 - Well, that I can't tell you. 474 00:21:44,892 --> 00:21:46,758 - So you don't know why? 475 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,460 - How much do you remember? 476 00:21:48,462 --> 00:21:51,830 - I remember driving this route with you before. 477 00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:53,432 I can't... 478 00:21:53,434 --> 00:21:56,668 (radio static drowns out dialogue) 479 00:21:56,670 --> 00:21:58,737 It's like trying to remember a dream. 480 00:22:00,507 --> 00:22:02,407 How are you so calm about this? 481 00:22:02,409 --> 00:22:04,509 - I've had a lot of time to get used to it. 482 00:22:04,511 --> 00:22:06,428 - Time? 483 00:22:06,429 --> 00:22:08,346 Time, how many times have we taken this drive before? 484 00:22:08,349 --> 00:22:09,581 Five? 485 00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:10,582 10? 486 00:22:10,584 --> 00:22:12,384 - A hundred. 487 00:22:12,386 --> 00:22:13,919 Maybe more. 488 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,453 It was so many drives together that we started. 489 00:22:16,457 --> 00:22:17,756 And you never remember, 490 00:22:18,592 --> 00:22:20,125 and I never forget. 491 00:22:20,127 --> 00:22:21,860 - So I've driven you down this same stretch of road 492 00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:25,530 over and over again for a hundred times? 493 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:29,968 Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, the fuck. 494 00:22:29,970 --> 00:22:32,404 Are you happy about this? 495 00:22:32,406 --> 00:22:34,640 - Yeah. 496 00:22:34,641 --> 00:22:36,875 I've given up hope you'll ever remember anything. 497 00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:38,443 - Who are you? 498 00:22:38,445 --> 00:22:39,544 - I'm just your fare. 499 00:22:40,514 --> 00:22:41,747 I just got in your cab one day. 500 00:22:41,749 --> 00:22:43,915 - This is my fare, okay. 501 00:22:43,917 --> 00:22:46,485 Well, that clears everything up. 502 00:22:46,487 --> 00:22:47,419 (laughs) 503 00:22:47,421 --> 00:22:49,654 - [Dispatcher] Harris, come in. 504 00:22:49,656 --> 00:22:50,956 - Go for Harris. 505 00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:52,891 - [Dispatcher] Weather's gettin' worse out there. 506 00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:54,593 - I see it. 507 00:22:54,595 --> 00:22:55,727 - [Dispatcher] Drop off your fare, 508 00:22:55,729 --> 00:22:57,929 come back into the city limits. 509 00:22:57,931 --> 00:22:59,164 - Roger that. 510 00:23:02,035 --> 00:23:04,002 No, no no no no no no. 511 00:23:04,004 --> 00:23:04,903 No. 512 00:23:06,039 --> 00:23:06,905 Penny. 513 00:23:08,709 --> 00:23:09,608 No! 514 00:23:16,717 --> 00:23:17,616 Damn it! 515 00:23:22,055 --> 00:23:22,954 Ah! 516 00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:27,459 (thunder rumbling) 517 00:23:31,532 --> 00:23:32,164 (meter rumbling) 518 00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:33,865 Hoo! 519 00:23:33,867 --> 00:23:34,666 - [Man On Radio] Extraterrestrials came to our planet 520 00:23:34,668 --> 00:23:35,801 thousands of years ago. 521 00:23:35,803 --> 00:23:36,868 (laughing) 522 00:23:36,870 --> 00:23:38,069 What people don't realize 523 00:23:38,071 --> 00:23:39,704 is that they irrevocably altered our reality. 524 00:23:39,706 --> 00:23:41,473 What was will never be. 525 00:23:41,475 --> 00:23:42,574 - Unbelievable. 526 00:23:45,179 --> 00:23:47,363 Unbelievable. 527 00:23:47,364 --> 00:23:49,548 - [Man On Radio] Shifted the very fabric of space and time. 528 00:23:50,617 --> 00:23:51,483 - [Man On Radio] Time traveling aliens. 529 00:23:52,553 --> 00:23:54,786 - Are they aliens, Bob? 530 00:23:54,788 --> 00:23:56,922 Or are they us? 531 00:23:56,924 --> 00:23:58,590 - [Dispatcher] Dispatch to Harris. 532 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,893 - Yeah, ETA on the pick up, almost there, 533 00:24:01,895 --> 00:24:02,894 will keep you posted. 534 00:24:02,896 --> 00:24:03,829 Over and out. 535 00:24:08,068 --> 00:24:09,534 Mmm. 536 00:24:09,536 --> 00:24:10,235 Fuck. 537 00:24:29,523 --> 00:24:31,623 Get in, the heat smells like burning. 538 00:24:33,126 --> 00:24:35,961 You know what, hey, why don't you sit up front this time? 539 00:24:35,963 --> 00:24:37,062 - Is that allowed? 540 00:24:37,064 --> 00:24:38,614 - Who's gonna tell on us? 541 00:24:38,615 --> 00:24:40,165 We're apparently stuck in a time loop for all eternity. 542 00:24:40,167 --> 00:24:41,500 Let's change it up. 543 00:24:43,570 --> 00:24:46,238 (gentle music) 544 00:24:49,643 --> 00:24:50,742 - Well. 545 00:24:51,678 --> 00:24:52,511 Hi. 546 00:24:52,513 --> 00:24:53,845 - Wow. 547 00:24:53,847 --> 00:24:55,714 This is really real. 548 00:24:55,716 --> 00:24:56,748 - I'm afraid so. 549 00:24:57,818 --> 00:24:59,584 Shall we drive? 550 00:24:59,586 --> 00:25:00,819 - We have to go in a different direction. 551 00:25:00,821 --> 00:25:02,120 Don't ask to go to Elm and River, 552 00:25:02,122 --> 00:25:02,988 pick somewhere else. 553 00:25:02,990 --> 00:25:04,256 Anywhere. 554 00:25:04,258 --> 00:25:06,191 - I already tried that. 555 00:25:06,193 --> 00:25:09,694 Drives 12 through 22, 556 00:25:09,696 --> 00:25:12,264 then again on 49, got desperate that time. 557 00:25:12,266 --> 00:25:14,165 - [Harris] Well, what happened? 558 00:25:14,167 --> 00:25:15,734 - Every road is blocked. 559 00:25:15,736 --> 00:25:17,002 Or forced back that direction. 560 00:25:17,004 --> 00:25:18,169 It's the only way we can go. 561 00:25:18,171 --> 00:25:19,604 - Have we ever gotten out and walked? 562 00:25:19,606 --> 00:25:21,239 - We get caught in the electric storm 563 00:25:21,241 --> 00:25:23,041 and have to duck back in the cab. 564 00:25:23,043 --> 00:25:24,876 - There has to be something we haven't tried. 565 00:25:24,878 --> 00:25:26,611 - Tell you what. 566 00:25:26,613 --> 00:25:28,847 If you come up with something, you make sure to let me know. 567 00:25:28,849 --> 00:25:30,081 I've tried everything I could think of. 568 00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:33,752 Why don't we just keep driving to Elm and River 569 00:25:33,754 --> 00:25:35,887 and see where it takes us. 570 00:25:35,889 --> 00:25:37,756 - All right. 571 00:25:37,758 --> 00:25:39,124 We gotta figure this shit out. 572 00:25:40,561 --> 00:25:42,127 (gentle music) 573 00:25:42,129 --> 00:25:44,195 (sighs) 574 00:25:49,002 --> 00:25:50,969 One thing I don't understand. 575 00:25:50,971 --> 00:25:52,671 - Just one? 576 00:25:52,673 --> 00:25:53,738 - Why can't I remember? 577 00:25:55,742 --> 00:25:56,708 - I think a better question is 578 00:25:56,710 --> 00:25:58,276 why did you start remembering. 579 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,613 - There was an accident and the partition broke. 580 00:26:01,615 --> 00:26:03,615 - Oh yeah, I believe I put my face through it. 581 00:26:03,617 --> 00:26:04,783 - I touched your hand. 582 00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:07,586 - Was that it? 583 00:26:08,789 --> 00:26:11,623 Well, whatever it was, I'm grateful. 584 00:26:12,859 --> 00:26:14,693 I know you're anxious to get to the bottom of this, 585 00:26:14,695 --> 00:26:16,962 but I am just happy to have the company. 586 00:26:16,964 --> 00:26:19,664 Wow, that burning smell is way stronger up here. 587 00:26:19,666 --> 00:26:21,132 - Shoulda warned ya. 588 00:26:21,134 --> 00:26:22,367 - I am so sorry. 589 00:26:22,369 --> 00:26:24,002 I put you through that so many times. 590 00:26:24,004 --> 00:26:25,103 - It's okay. 591 00:26:25,105 --> 00:26:26,371 I don't remember. 592 00:26:26,373 --> 00:26:28,039 (laughs) 593 00:26:28,041 --> 00:26:29,641 You were saying something about 594 00:26:29,643 --> 00:26:31,009 how grateful you were for me. 595 00:26:32,179 --> 00:26:33,078 - I was saying. 596 00:26:35,215 --> 00:26:36,681 I am. 597 00:26:38,285 --> 00:26:40,252 I'm grateful. 598 00:26:40,253 --> 00:26:42,220 Until now I've been very alone. 599 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:46,725 - You're not alone anymore. 600 00:26:48,662 --> 00:26:51,162 So, how do we beat this? 601 00:26:52,733 --> 00:26:54,366 - I don't know if we can. 602 00:26:54,368 --> 00:26:56,835 - You remember every drive, right? 603 00:26:56,837 --> 00:26:58,803 What's something we never tried before? 604 00:26:58,805 --> 00:27:00,038 - Harris, we're in a cab. 605 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,940 There's a finite amount of things we can do. 606 00:27:01,942 --> 00:27:03,708 - Well, have we ever tried lighting the cab on fire 607 00:27:03,710 --> 00:27:05,410 and running it off the road at 100 miles per hour? 608 00:27:05,412 --> 00:27:06,378 - That'd be drive 64. 609 00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:07,212 - Really? 610 00:27:07,214 --> 00:27:08,380 - No. 611 00:27:08,382 --> 00:27:10,081 Just nothing to light it with. 612 00:27:10,083 --> 00:27:11,282 Well, if this is new for you, 613 00:27:11,284 --> 00:27:13,284 and right now you've got the stamina for it, 614 00:27:13,286 --> 00:27:17,088 but for me it's been a very long road. 615 00:27:17,090 --> 00:27:19,858 Honestly, I'm just really happy to be able 616 00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:20,959 to have a conversation with you 617 00:27:20,961 --> 00:27:22,661 where we can finally move on 618 00:27:22,663 --> 00:27:24,429 from tell me something about yourself. 619 00:27:24,431 --> 00:27:25,830 I took a class on Jack Kirby. 620 00:27:25,832 --> 00:27:27,298 Now tell me something about yourself. 621 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:28,933 - I told you about my Jack Kirby class? 622 00:27:28,935 --> 00:27:29,901 - [Penny] Yeah, you mentioned it. 623 00:27:29,903 --> 00:27:31,436 - I am so sorry. 624 00:27:31,438 --> 00:27:32,437 - Don't be. 625 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,906 I actually know a lot about you. 626 00:27:35,842 --> 00:27:36,941 Let's see. 627 00:27:37,878 --> 00:27:39,377 I know where you were born. 628 00:27:39,379 --> 00:27:41,846 I know the make and model of every car you've ever driven. 629 00:27:41,848 --> 00:27:44,783 I know your high school mascot, go bulldogs. 630 00:27:44,785 --> 00:27:49,454 I know your favorite album, first celebrity crush. 631 00:27:49,456 --> 00:27:52,424 Oh, I even know your favorite breakfast cereal. 632 00:27:54,261 --> 00:27:55,326 It's Cocoa Puffs. 633 00:27:58,732 --> 00:27:59,865 - I'm... 634 00:27:59,866 --> 00:28:00,999 I'm sorry, but I don't know you. 635 00:28:02,736 --> 00:28:04,302 - I'm partial to Fruit Loops. 636 00:28:04,304 --> 00:28:05,303 - Eh. 637 00:28:05,305 --> 00:28:07,806 (laughs) 638 00:28:07,808 --> 00:28:10,909 - Look, I can't imagine what this is like for you, 639 00:28:10,911 --> 00:28:14,112 but if it helps, I consider us friends. 640 00:28:16,016 --> 00:28:16,915 - Friends? 641 00:28:20,287 --> 00:28:21,186 Okay. 642 00:28:22,489 --> 00:28:24,756 I guess I got some catchin' up to do. 643 00:28:26,860 --> 00:28:27,959 - Yeah, you do. 644 00:28:28,829 --> 00:28:31,463 (thunder rumbling) 645 00:28:31,465 --> 00:28:32,797 - Do you think has something to do with it, 646 00:28:32,799 --> 00:28:33,798 this loop we're in? 647 00:28:35,168 --> 00:28:36,468 - I don't know. 648 00:28:41,174 --> 00:28:44,075 - I wonder what would happen if I didn't reset the meter. 649 00:28:44,077 --> 00:28:45,076 - What do you mean? 650 00:28:47,180 --> 00:28:48,813 - Nothin', never mind. 651 00:28:48,815 --> 00:28:50,815 We'll think of something, I'm sure. 652 00:28:51,852 --> 00:28:52,884 - [Dispatcher] Dispatch to Harris. 653 00:28:53,754 --> 00:28:55,820 - Not sure why I'm bothering. 654 00:28:55,822 --> 00:28:57,355 Go for Harris. 655 00:28:57,357 --> 00:28:58,790 - [Dispatcher] Some bad weather reports. 656 00:28:58,792 --> 00:29:01,426 - In my area, yeah, I see the storm. 657 00:29:01,428 --> 00:29:03,228 Bring the cab back in after my drop off? 658 00:29:03,230 --> 00:29:04,529 - [Dispatcher] That's a roger. 659 00:29:04,531 --> 00:29:06,498 - Will do, my liege. 660 00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:07,365 Harris out. 661 00:29:09,536 --> 00:29:12,270 So, before you disappear. 662 00:29:12,272 --> 00:29:13,304 (ominous music) 663 00:29:13,306 --> 00:29:14,205 Or not. 664 00:29:17,377 --> 00:29:19,110 (sighs) 665 00:29:19,112 --> 00:29:20,445 (meter dinging) 666 00:29:20,447 --> 00:29:21,813 (thunder rumbling) 667 00:29:21,815 --> 00:29:23,782 What happens to you when you disappear? 668 00:29:23,784 --> 00:29:25,016 Does it hurt? 669 00:29:25,018 --> 00:29:25,917 - No. 670 00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:28,887 It's kind of like falling asleep, 671 00:29:29,890 --> 00:29:32,174 and then the next time I wake up 672 00:29:32,175 --> 00:29:34,459 I'm out on the road in the cold waiting for you. 673 00:29:35,362 --> 00:29:37,028 What about you? 674 00:29:37,030 --> 00:29:39,464 - As soon as I reset this meter it's literally like I blink 675 00:29:39,466 --> 00:29:41,099 and I'm back on the road at the very beginning 676 00:29:41,101 --> 00:29:44,002 listening to the worst crap imaginable on the radio. 677 00:29:44,004 --> 00:29:45,504 There we go. 678 00:29:45,505 --> 00:29:47,005 - [Man On Radio] The grandmother is an alien. 679 00:29:47,007 --> 00:29:49,274 We are the aliens. 680 00:29:49,276 --> 00:29:50,942 I'm an alien. 681 00:29:50,944 --> 00:29:52,811 - Do you remember the first time? 682 00:29:52,813 --> 00:29:54,830 - Yeah. 683 00:29:54,831 --> 00:29:56,848 - Did something happen to us that caused all this? 684 00:29:56,850 --> 00:29:57,849 - Nothing happened. 685 00:29:57,851 --> 00:30:00,852 We drove into some bad weather. 686 00:30:00,854 --> 00:30:03,221 (lightening snapping) 687 00:30:03,223 --> 00:30:04,122 That was it. 688 00:30:04,958 --> 00:30:07,826 (radio static) 689 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:17,869 - Have you ever tried holding onto anything? 690 00:30:17,871 --> 00:30:19,070 - Like what? 691 00:30:19,072 --> 00:30:20,471 Like your hand? 692 00:30:20,473 --> 00:30:22,473 You trying to get me to hold your hand? 693 00:30:23,476 --> 00:30:25,343 - I never said anything about a hand. 694 00:30:27,581 --> 00:30:29,948 - See now you're not even gonna get your hand held. 695 00:30:29,950 --> 00:30:31,916 - For research purposes only. 696 00:30:33,887 --> 00:30:34,586 - Oh. 697 00:30:39,125 --> 00:30:39,991 - Wow. 698 00:30:41,094 --> 00:30:43,061 You have very big hands. 699 00:30:43,063 --> 00:30:44,262 - [Penny] Mmm! 700 00:30:45,899 --> 00:30:46,564 All right. 701 00:30:58,912 --> 00:31:01,312 (gentle music) 702 00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:05,516 (radio static) 703 00:31:22,168 --> 00:31:25,136 (thunder rumbling) 704 00:31:35,315 --> 00:31:39,050 (radio frequency squealing) 705 00:31:42,088 --> 00:31:45,023 (radio buzzing) 706 00:31:52,465 --> 00:31:55,166 (ominous music) 707 00:32:04,144 --> 00:32:05,043 - Hello. 708 00:32:08,481 --> 00:32:09,614 Is someone out there? 709 00:32:13,586 --> 00:32:15,119 Is anyone out there? 710 00:32:20,026 --> 00:32:21,993 - [Man On Radio] I'm out here. 711 00:32:21,995 --> 00:32:23,628 What the hell's wrong with you? 712 00:32:25,465 --> 00:32:26,564 - Sorry. 713 00:32:26,566 --> 00:32:29,000 - [Man On Radio] Jerk off. 714 00:32:32,272 --> 00:32:35,239 (thunder rumbling) 715 00:32:49,022 --> 00:32:49,721 - Miss me? 716 00:33:10,176 --> 00:33:12,176 Hey, are you actually a stripper. 717 00:33:12,178 --> 00:33:15,279 - Oh God, that you remembered? 718 00:33:15,281 --> 00:33:18,783 No, I made that up. 719 00:33:18,785 --> 00:33:20,418 By then I was just making stuff up 720 00:33:20,420 --> 00:33:22,320 to get a rise out of you. 721 00:33:22,322 --> 00:33:26,124 I was also an FBI agent once and I worked for NASA. 722 00:33:26,126 --> 00:33:27,642 - How did I react to that? 723 00:33:27,643 --> 00:33:29,159 - Not nearly as fascinated as you were 724 00:33:29,162 --> 00:33:30,695 about the stripper one. 725 00:33:30,696 --> 00:33:32,229 - Well, what do you actually do? 726 00:33:32,232 --> 00:33:35,099 - Believe it or not, I'm in horticulture. 727 00:33:35,101 --> 00:33:36,034 - Huh. 728 00:33:36,036 --> 00:33:37,235 - It's plants and flowers. 729 00:33:37,237 --> 00:33:38,469 I run a plant nursery. 730 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,507 - Ah, horticulture huh. 731 00:33:42,509 --> 00:33:43,708 - Yeah. 732 00:33:43,710 --> 00:33:45,476 See, when you tell people I'm in plants, 733 00:33:45,478 --> 00:33:47,345 that's usually a conversation ender. 734 00:33:48,248 --> 00:33:50,281 - I like fertilization. 735 00:33:51,818 --> 00:33:53,418 - Is that a plant joke? 736 00:33:53,420 --> 00:33:54,819 - I like plants. 737 00:33:54,821 --> 00:33:57,255 - You've never had anything to say about plants. 738 00:33:57,257 --> 00:33:58,322 Trust me. 739 00:34:00,060 --> 00:34:01,759 - Okay, let's play marry fuck kill. 740 00:34:02,529 --> 00:34:03,795 Marry, fuck, kill. 741 00:34:03,797 --> 00:34:05,229 - 'Kay. 742 00:34:05,231 --> 00:34:09,700 - Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus. 743 00:34:10,136 --> 00:34:11,502 Go. 744 00:34:11,504 --> 00:34:12,703 - Hey. 745 00:34:12,705 --> 00:34:14,639 How come you don't like to be called Harry? 746 00:34:14,641 --> 00:34:16,107 - I like to think I'm harry enough as it is. 747 00:34:16,109 --> 00:34:18,643 I don't need it pointed out to me constantly. 748 00:34:18,645 --> 00:34:20,178 - Do I have to? 749 00:34:20,180 --> 00:34:21,612 - Yeah, that's the game. 750 00:34:21,614 --> 00:34:22,747 What about you? 751 00:34:22,749 --> 00:34:24,082 Penny short for anything like Penelope? 752 00:34:24,084 --> 00:34:25,249 - No. 753 00:34:25,251 --> 00:34:26,250 It's just Penny. 754 00:34:26,252 --> 00:34:28,152 You know, like the coin. 755 00:34:28,154 --> 00:34:28,786 - Like the coin. 756 00:34:28,788 --> 00:34:29,720 - Yeah, like the coin. 757 00:34:29,722 --> 00:34:31,222 'Cause she did Wrecking Ball, 758 00:34:31,224 --> 00:34:34,158 and I would marry Selena Gomez 759 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,526 'cause she's such a good girl. 760 00:34:36,696 --> 00:34:37,528 - Is she? 761 00:34:37,530 --> 00:34:38,429 Okay. 762 00:34:39,833 --> 00:34:41,265 You're trapped on a desert island. 763 00:34:41,267 --> 00:34:43,701 - Or how about just in a car forever. 764 00:34:43,703 --> 00:34:45,703 - Or that. 765 00:34:45,704 --> 00:34:47,704 And let's say you can be trapped with anybody dead or alive, 766 00:34:47,707 --> 00:34:49,107 who would you wanna be trapped with? 767 00:34:49,109 --> 00:34:51,142 Tread lightly, my feelings are fragile. 768 00:34:51,144 --> 00:34:52,410 - Marry, fuck, kill. 769 00:34:52,412 --> 00:34:54,312 - [Harris] Okay. 770 00:34:54,314 --> 00:34:56,314 - Penn Jillette, Teller, Criss Angel. 771 00:34:57,717 --> 00:34:58,616 - Pet what? 772 00:34:59,686 --> 00:35:00,585 - Let's see. 773 00:35:02,822 --> 00:35:04,522 MacGyver probably. 774 00:35:04,524 --> 00:35:06,524 I mean, I figure he'd, you know, build something 775 00:35:06,526 --> 00:35:08,526 to get me off the island. 776 00:35:08,528 --> 00:35:09,494 - [Harris] MacGyver. 777 00:35:09,496 --> 00:35:10,428 - Yeah. 778 00:35:10,430 --> 00:35:12,330 - Penn Jillette and Teller. 779 00:35:12,332 --> 00:35:15,133 I don't know the difference between the two. 780 00:35:15,135 --> 00:35:16,167 This is a hard choice. 781 00:35:16,169 --> 00:35:17,735 This is the game though. 782 00:35:17,737 --> 00:35:19,537 Brad Pitt. 783 00:35:19,539 --> 00:35:21,372 - Ah, True Romance. 784 00:35:22,275 --> 00:35:23,274 It's like the first thing he was ever in, 785 00:35:23,276 --> 00:35:24,242 he had a tiny part. 786 00:35:24,244 --> 00:35:24,876 Anyway, True Romance. 787 00:35:24,878 --> 00:35:26,310 - Christian Slater. 788 00:35:26,312 --> 00:35:27,779 - Isn't it like he always has like 789 00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:29,247 a paperclip and a jar of peanut butter or something. 790 00:35:29,249 --> 00:35:30,348 He builds a bomb out of it. 791 00:35:30,350 --> 00:35:31,582 - Fair enough, it was your choice. 792 00:35:31,584 --> 00:35:33,217 You wanted to get off the island. 793 00:35:33,219 --> 00:35:34,652 I was thinking about maybe basking 794 00:35:34,654 --> 00:35:36,487 in the glow of the island. 795 00:35:36,489 --> 00:35:37,688 - Well, no. 796 00:35:37,690 --> 00:35:39,290 - Just making the best of my situation. 797 00:35:39,292 --> 00:35:40,775 But that's cool, that's cool. - Well, in that case. 798 00:35:40,776 --> 00:35:42,259 In that case if we were to make the best 799 00:35:42,262 --> 00:35:44,012 of our situation, 800 00:35:44,013 --> 00:35:45,763 I would much rather be in a cab than on an island, 801 00:35:47,300 --> 00:35:49,600 and there's no one I'd rather be trapped with than you. 802 00:35:49,602 --> 00:35:50,434 - Thank you. 803 00:35:50,436 --> 00:35:51,269 - [Penny] Mm-hmm. 804 00:35:51,271 --> 00:35:52,336 Yeah, what about you? 805 00:35:52,338 --> 00:35:53,449 - MacGyver? 806 00:35:53,450 --> 00:35:54,561 - [Man On Radio] You know what you are? 807 00:35:54,562 --> 00:35:55,673 You are one of those bullshit 808 00:35:55,675 --> 00:35:57,341 sensationalist pseudo scientists. 809 00:35:57,343 --> 00:35:59,277 - I didn't think he would say bullshit on the radio. 810 00:35:59,279 --> 00:36:00,711 - [Man On Radio] Without having to take 811 00:36:00,713 --> 00:36:02,180 any responsibility for anyone. 812 00:36:02,182 --> 00:36:05,850 - I think Bella's marriage material, 813 00:36:05,852 --> 00:36:07,318 but Jasmine's sexy. 814 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,320 Jasmine's very sexy. 815 00:36:09,322 --> 00:36:13,224 Can I have like a Stepford wife of sorts, 816 00:36:13,226 --> 00:36:14,492 like a robot? 817 00:36:14,494 --> 00:36:16,360 - Why would your mind go there? 818 00:36:16,362 --> 00:36:17,895 You just hate people, don't you? 819 00:36:17,897 --> 00:36:19,230 - Yeah, yeah. 820 00:36:21,267 --> 00:36:22,233 Yeah. 821 00:36:22,235 --> 00:36:22,867 - All right. 822 00:36:22,869 --> 00:36:23,935 Well, he's already died. 823 00:36:23,937 --> 00:36:25,737 I don't even (laughs) the other. 824 00:36:25,738 --> 00:36:27,538 - [Man On Radio] Convincing some old lady in Iowa 825 00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:30,374 that time traveling aliens are the reason 826 00:36:30,376 --> 00:36:31,442 her grandkids don't visit. 827 00:36:31,444 --> 00:36:32,677 Shame on you. 828 00:36:32,679 --> 00:36:33,477 - [Man On Radio] But Bob, if you listen 829 00:36:33,479 --> 00:36:34,712 to what I'm saying... 830 00:36:34,714 --> 00:36:35,947 - [Man On Radio] What exactly are you saying? 831 00:36:35,949 --> 00:36:37,782 - Actually, I think I finally figured out 832 00:36:37,784 --> 00:36:39,651 what they're saying. 833 00:36:39,652 --> 00:36:41,519 So, these time traveling us aliens from the future 834 00:36:41,521 --> 00:36:45,590 travel back in time and created us in their/our image. 835 00:36:45,592 --> 00:36:47,858 But in doing so altered our appearance 836 00:36:47,860 --> 00:36:49,460 so that we look more like them. 837 00:36:50,430 --> 00:36:51,429 Which is us. 838 00:36:51,431 --> 00:36:56,734 - Yeah, but how did we turn into them in the first place? 839 00:36:56,736 --> 00:36:59,704 For them to go back in time and create us. 840 00:36:59,706 --> 00:37:01,339 See, that would have to happen first 841 00:37:01,341 --> 00:37:03,274 for us to look like them, 842 00:37:03,276 --> 00:37:05,276 if they're us. 843 00:37:06,412 --> 00:37:07,411 Which is us. 844 00:37:08,481 --> 00:37:09,380 - Wait. 845 00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:13,284 Damn it, I had this. 846 00:37:13,286 --> 00:37:14,518 - No, you didn't. 847 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:15,987 - [Man On Radio] Get out of my office. 848 00:37:15,989 --> 00:37:16,921 - [Man On Radio] Could I just take the water with me. 849 00:37:16,923 --> 00:37:19,357 - But why not me on the island? 850 00:37:19,359 --> 00:37:20,825 Like you, is it... 851 00:37:20,827 --> 00:37:22,260 - 'Cause can you build a raft 852 00:37:22,262 --> 00:37:23,661 out of coconuts and dental floss? 853 00:37:23,663 --> 00:37:25,296 - Why do you wanna get off the island? 854 00:37:25,298 --> 00:37:26,998 Why can't we enjoy the island? 855 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,333 Why can't we be islanders. 856 00:37:29,335 --> 00:37:30,568 It's our island. 857 00:37:30,570 --> 00:37:31,402 No, that's cool. 858 00:37:31,404 --> 00:37:32,436 It's cool, it's cool. 859 00:37:32,438 --> 00:37:33,371 I'll just drop you... 860 00:37:33,373 --> 00:37:35,023 Oh, this looks like a good spot, 861 00:37:35,024 --> 00:37:36,674 it's the middle of nowhere, perfect for you. 862 00:37:39,045 --> 00:37:40,678 - [Man On Radio] Got through government grants. 863 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,547 We came to the conclusion that 864 00:37:43,549 --> 00:37:46,050 these so-called extraterrestrials 865 00:37:46,052 --> 00:37:48,552 came to our thousands of years ago. 866 00:37:48,554 --> 00:37:49,954 What people don't realize 867 00:37:49,956 --> 00:37:52,423 is that they irrevocably altered our reality. 868 00:37:54,894 --> 00:37:58,029 (lightening zapping) 869 00:38:00,867 --> 00:38:02,333 - What happens to you? 870 00:38:02,335 --> 00:38:03,434 No! 871 00:38:04,504 --> 00:38:05,369 Penny! 872 00:38:06,606 --> 00:38:08,339 - I'm doing it. 873 00:38:08,341 --> 00:38:09,573 - We'll think of somethin'. 874 00:38:10,710 --> 00:38:11,609 Miss me? 875 00:38:14,380 --> 00:38:17,348 (thunder rumbling) 876 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:21,452 - It gets easier. 877 00:38:24,991 --> 00:38:26,057 Come on, talk to me. 878 00:38:26,893 --> 00:38:27,792 - It's nothin'. 879 00:38:30,430 --> 00:38:32,496 What's at Elm and River Drive anyway? 880 00:38:32,498 --> 00:38:35,533 - Honestly, I don't even remember. 881 00:38:36,536 --> 00:38:37,768 Hey, why a cab? 882 00:38:37,770 --> 00:38:39,437 You never told me. 883 00:38:39,439 --> 00:38:40,889 Why do you drive a cab? 884 00:38:40,890 --> 00:38:42,340 - Why does it matter why I drive a cab? 885 00:38:42,342 --> 00:38:44,742 Or where I went to high school or my favorite Beatle. 886 00:38:44,744 --> 00:38:46,477 None of it matters, nothing matters here. 887 00:38:46,479 --> 00:38:47,378 We're just... 888 00:38:51,617 --> 00:38:52,516 Sorry. 889 00:38:56,522 --> 00:38:58,556 My Pops drove one. 890 00:38:58,558 --> 00:39:00,858 32 years, right up until he croaked at the wheel. 891 00:39:01,761 --> 00:39:02,793 - Did he like it? 892 00:39:02,795 --> 00:39:04,729 - No, absolutely hated it, 893 00:39:04,731 --> 00:39:06,864 complained about a sore ass all the time. 894 00:39:07,967 --> 00:39:09,433 But that was the thing about him, 895 00:39:09,435 --> 00:39:11,635 he just never had it in him to be anything else. 896 00:39:12,405 --> 00:39:13,437 - Had it in him? 897 00:39:13,439 --> 00:39:14,405 How? 898 00:39:14,407 --> 00:39:16,407 - He was a simple guy. 899 00:39:16,409 --> 00:39:19,510 Got up, did his job, came home. 900 00:39:19,512 --> 00:39:21,011 Before he knew it he was old, 901 00:39:21,013 --> 00:39:22,913 his life hadn't amounted to anything. 902 00:39:22,915 --> 00:39:25,516 - You say that like you despise him for it. 903 00:39:25,518 --> 00:39:26,717 - No, I just... 904 00:39:29,489 --> 00:39:31,055 I didn't wanna be the same as him. 905 00:39:35,962 --> 00:39:37,828 Joke's on me I guess. 906 00:39:38,931 --> 00:39:40,798 Think you're up for rubbin' my ass a bit. 907 00:39:43,569 --> 00:39:45,136 I'm just tired of drivin'. 908 00:39:49,442 --> 00:39:50,674 - You feel trapped. 909 00:39:53,780 --> 00:39:56,514 I know all about what it's like to feel trapped. 910 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,621 I'm married back in the world. 911 00:40:06,058 --> 00:40:07,458 But it's... 912 00:40:07,460 --> 00:40:09,593 It's not what a marriage should be. 913 00:40:10,430 --> 00:40:11,495 It's not even close. 914 00:40:13,065 --> 00:40:18,135 My husband, he's brilliant, but he's cold and he's cruel. 915 00:40:20,673 --> 00:40:23,107 And his work always comes first, which is fine, 916 00:40:23,109 --> 00:40:25,075 what he does is important, 917 00:40:25,077 --> 00:40:29,447 and, honestly, I'm relieved not to have to 918 00:40:29,449 --> 00:40:31,516 spend any time with him 919 00:40:31,517 --> 00:40:33,584 outside of social functions and appearances. 920 00:40:35,455 --> 00:40:39,623 But living like that, it makes you alone. 921 00:40:39,625 --> 00:40:41,659 Even when you're around people. 922 00:40:41,661 --> 00:40:42,660 See, you don't know what that's like, 923 00:40:42,662 --> 00:40:43,627 you don't know what it's like 924 00:40:43,629 --> 00:40:44,929 to live life out in the cold. 925 00:40:46,566 --> 00:40:48,532 - Then why not divorce him? 926 00:40:48,534 --> 00:40:51,001 - Because our families are influential 927 00:40:51,003 --> 00:40:53,838 and our marriage is an alliance between them. 928 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:56,073 It's not something I can just file some papers 929 00:40:56,075 --> 00:40:57,775 and walk away from. 930 00:40:59,946 --> 00:41:01,579 So you see, you don't have to be in a time loop 931 00:41:01,581 --> 00:41:02,880 to be trapped. 932 00:41:02,882 --> 00:41:06,517 - I'm sorry. 933 00:41:06,519 --> 00:41:07,618 - I'm not. 934 00:41:09,489 --> 00:41:10,588 Not here. 935 00:41:10,590 --> 00:41:11,622 Here I'm not alone. 936 00:41:13,826 --> 00:41:16,026 You can judge me if you want. 937 00:41:16,028 --> 00:41:18,062 As a matter of fact, you probably should. 938 00:41:18,865 --> 00:41:21,265 But part of me, big part of me 939 00:41:21,267 --> 00:41:24,668 is genuinely happy to be here with you. 940 00:41:29,575 --> 00:41:30,941 So what about you? 941 00:41:30,943 --> 00:41:32,776 Is there anybody special? 942 00:41:32,778 --> 00:41:35,179 - Well, in high school my girlfriend dumped me 943 00:41:35,181 --> 00:41:37,515 in front of the band and the dick playing the trombone 944 00:41:37,517 --> 00:41:38,616 went wah-wah. 945 00:41:38,618 --> 00:41:42,119 Everybody laughed at me and I wanted to die. 946 00:41:42,121 --> 00:41:44,722 That was my last serious relationship. 947 00:41:44,724 --> 00:41:46,690 - That can't possibly be it. 948 00:41:46,692 --> 00:41:47,725 - No. 949 00:41:47,727 --> 00:41:49,126 That's not it at all. 950 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,733 - Hey, I get it, it's okay. 951 00:41:55,735 --> 00:41:57,735 We don't have to talk about that. 952 00:41:57,737 --> 00:42:01,205 There's plenty of other subjects to discuss. 953 00:42:01,207 --> 00:42:02,806 Hey, did you see that game last night? 954 00:42:02,808 --> 00:42:04,742 - All right, smart ass. 955 00:42:06,178 --> 00:42:07,678 There was someone. 956 00:42:08,648 --> 00:42:10,014 - [Penny] How'd you guys meet? 957 00:42:10,950 --> 00:42:12,783 - She got into my cab one day. 958 00:42:12,785 --> 00:42:13,918 - Was she riveting? 959 00:42:14,787 --> 00:42:16,554 - Very. 960 00:42:16,556 --> 00:42:20,591 - Yeah, but was she asked you to turn the heat on riveting? 961 00:42:20,593 --> 00:42:22,226 - No, not that riveting. 962 00:42:22,228 --> 00:42:23,694 Plus we met in the summer time, 963 00:42:23,696 --> 00:42:26,630 so ironically the first thing she asked me for 964 00:42:26,632 --> 00:42:28,699 was to turn on the air conditioning. 965 00:42:31,637 --> 00:42:33,671 We didn't end well. 966 00:42:33,673 --> 00:42:34,738 I thought we were... 967 00:42:35,942 --> 00:42:38,609 I was deluding myself. 968 00:42:38,611 --> 00:42:39,743 - How so? 969 00:42:39,745 --> 00:42:41,278 - She ran off on me one day. 970 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,080 - Did she tell you why? 971 00:42:43,081 --> 00:42:44,881 - Probably didn't wanna be with a lowly cab driver. 972 00:42:44,884 --> 00:42:46,784 - [Penny] I'm sure it's not like that. 973 00:42:47,620 --> 00:42:48,752 - Well, whatever it was, 974 00:42:48,754 --> 00:42:50,955 I guess whatever we had wasn't enough. 975 00:42:51,891 --> 00:42:53,057 - Did you ever see her again? 976 00:42:53,059 --> 00:42:53,924 - No. 977 00:42:55,227 --> 00:42:56,627 - Well, suppose you ran into her again. 978 00:42:56,629 --> 00:42:57,695 What would you say? 979 00:42:57,697 --> 00:42:58,729 - Come on. 980 00:42:58,731 --> 00:42:59,763 - What would you say? 981 00:43:00,633 --> 00:43:03,167 (dramatic music) 982 00:43:04,904 --> 00:43:08,305 - I'm sorry I didn't know how to fix it. 983 00:43:10,643 --> 00:43:12,209 - What makes you think it's your fault? 984 00:43:12,211 --> 00:43:13,777 - Had to be someone's fault. 985 00:43:15,648 --> 00:43:16,714 - No, it doesn't. 986 00:43:16,716 --> 00:43:21,685 And for what it's worth, I think it's quite noble 987 00:43:21,687 --> 00:43:24,822 to transport people to their destinations. 988 00:43:24,824 --> 00:43:27,257 There's nothing lowly about being a cab driver. 989 00:43:28,394 --> 00:43:30,094 We all have to get where we're going. 990 00:43:30,096 --> 00:43:32,062 - You say that except I can't for the life of me 991 00:43:32,064 --> 00:43:34,698 get you to Elm and goddamn River Drive. 992 00:43:34,700 --> 00:43:36,066 Some cabby I am. 993 00:43:38,871 --> 00:43:41,872 (dramatic music) 994 00:43:46,379 --> 00:43:49,279 (engine rumbling) 995 00:43:51,083 --> 00:43:53,917 (dramatic music) 996 00:44:14,740 --> 00:44:17,808 (suspenseful music) 997 00:44:21,947 --> 00:44:23,781 I'll find you, Penny. 998 00:44:26,852 --> 00:44:30,120 (dramatic music) 999 00:44:30,122 --> 00:44:33,090 (thunder rumbling) 1000 00:44:34,894 --> 00:44:37,928 (lightening snapping) 1001 00:44:40,766 --> 00:44:44,001 (lightening crashing) 1002 00:45:09,495 --> 00:45:12,396 (radio squealing) 1003 00:45:21,340 --> 00:45:24,341 (thunder crashing) 1004 00:45:26,879 --> 00:45:28,212 What am I doing? 1005 00:45:28,214 --> 00:45:30,380 What the hell am I doing? 1006 00:45:31,217 --> 00:45:34,218 (thunder rumbling) 1007 00:45:43,829 --> 00:45:47,064 (engine turning over) 1008 00:45:49,869 --> 00:45:50,968 Come on. 1009 00:45:50,970 --> 00:45:53,403 (engine turning over) 1010 00:45:53,405 --> 00:45:54,805 Come on! 1011 00:45:54,807 --> 00:45:58,108 (engine turning over) 1012 00:45:58,110 --> 00:45:59,009 Come on! 1013 00:46:00,379 --> 00:46:03,280 (thunder rumbling) 1014 00:46:04,917 --> 00:46:06,316 - [Woman] Harris. 1015 00:46:06,318 --> 00:46:09,052 (ominous music) 1016 00:46:10,956 --> 00:46:13,924 (thunder rumbling) 1017 00:46:17,930 --> 00:46:19,296 Harris, come back. 1018 00:46:23,335 --> 00:46:26,570 (lightening snapping) 1019 00:46:32,311 --> 00:46:33,544 - Harris to Dispatch. 1020 00:46:34,814 --> 00:46:37,247 (radio static) 1021 00:46:41,987 --> 00:46:44,988 Harris to Dispatch, please come in. 1022 00:46:48,928 --> 00:46:51,562 (metal scraping) 1023 00:46:53,265 --> 00:46:55,999 (radio beeping) 1024 00:46:56,001 --> 00:46:59,002 (thunder crashing) 1025 00:47:00,005 --> 00:47:02,472 (ominous music) 1026 00:47:09,548 --> 00:47:11,281 - [Voice] Turn back. 1027 00:47:12,885 --> 00:47:13,917 - What? 1028 00:47:13,919 --> 00:47:15,452 - [Voice] Come back. 1029 00:47:20,125 --> 00:47:21,024 Turn back! 1030 00:47:22,862 --> 00:47:23,560 Turn back! 1031 00:47:26,332 --> 00:47:28,232 (meter chiming) 1032 00:47:28,234 --> 00:47:31,235 (thunder rumbling) 1033 00:47:34,340 --> 00:47:37,574 (engine accelerating) 1034 00:48:03,102 --> 00:48:05,068 - Hey, are you okay? 1035 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,273 - Just glad to see you. 1036 00:48:11,310 --> 00:48:13,076 - Something happened. 1037 00:48:13,078 --> 00:48:14,278 What happened? 1038 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:15,178 - Nothin'. 1039 00:48:23,222 --> 00:48:24,354 You're okay. 1040 00:48:26,091 --> 00:48:27,157 - Why wouldn't I be? 1041 00:48:29,528 --> 00:48:30,527 - I can't lose you. 1042 00:48:32,331 --> 00:48:33,263 - What do you mean? 1043 00:48:33,265 --> 00:48:35,399 We're stuck together, remember? 1044 00:48:40,139 --> 00:48:42,940 You're not gonna lose me. 1045 00:48:42,942 --> 00:48:45,542 (dramatic music) 1046 00:49:05,497 --> 00:49:08,398 (uplifting music) 1047 00:49:12,571 --> 00:49:14,237 - My seat belt's stuck. 1048 00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:17,140 (heavy breathing) 1049 00:49:19,178 --> 00:49:21,745 Wow, that's really impressive. 1050 00:49:24,116 --> 00:49:25,649 That was impressive. 1051 00:49:57,716 --> 00:50:00,684 (thunder rumbling) 1052 00:50:06,258 --> 00:50:09,226 (thunder crashing) 1053 00:50:15,134 --> 00:50:17,467 - [Penny] So what happened after we left 1054 00:50:17,469 --> 00:50:18,635 each other last time? 1055 00:50:18,637 --> 00:50:20,670 - [Harris] Doesn't matter, you were right. 1056 00:50:20,672 --> 00:50:22,672 - Well, I'm used to that. 1057 00:50:22,674 --> 00:50:25,442 But pray tell in what context are you referring? 1058 00:50:25,444 --> 00:50:27,811 - [Harris] At first all I wanted was to get out of this. 1059 00:50:27,813 --> 00:50:28,712 - [Penny] Go on. 1060 00:50:28,714 --> 00:50:34,184 - What if we were meant to be here with each other? 1061 00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:36,286 What if this is a gift? 1062 00:50:39,258 --> 00:50:40,424 Let's just stay here. 1063 00:50:42,261 --> 00:50:43,193 What do you think? 1064 00:50:43,195 --> 00:50:46,363 No more loneliness, no more empty lives, 1065 00:50:46,365 --> 00:50:48,565 just you and me. 1066 00:50:49,768 --> 00:50:51,234 - Are you sure? 1067 00:50:51,236 --> 00:50:52,469 You can live with that? 1068 00:50:52,471 --> 00:50:54,204 - I think so. 1069 00:50:54,206 --> 00:50:56,239 - And that'll be enough? 1070 00:51:00,345 --> 00:51:03,113 (gentle music) 1071 00:51:13,592 --> 00:51:16,593 (thunder rumbling) 1072 00:51:33,178 --> 00:51:36,179 (car crashing) 1073 00:51:36,181 --> 00:51:38,548 - Where did you get that scar? 1074 00:51:41,420 --> 00:51:42,319 - What scar? 1075 00:51:43,455 --> 00:51:44,788 - The one on your head, 1076 00:51:44,790 --> 00:51:46,890 right where it went through the partition. 1077 00:51:52,598 --> 00:51:54,664 If time was resetting, how did that heal? 1078 00:51:58,370 --> 00:51:59,436 You're not resetting. 1079 00:52:01,173 --> 00:52:02,672 That must mean neither am I. 1080 00:52:02,674 --> 00:52:04,207 What's going on? 1081 00:52:04,209 --> 00:52:05,208 That scar looks old. 1082 00:52:05,210 --> 00:52:05,842 Where did that time go? 1083 00:52:05,844 --> 00:52:06,710 Where was I? 1084 00:52:06,712 --> 00:52:07,644 - Harris. 1085 00:52:07,646 --> 00:52:08,745 - No, tell me the truth, Penny! 1086 00:52:08,747 --> 00:52:09,779 What is going on? 1087 00:52:09,781 --> 00:52:10,714 What don't I know? 1088 00:52:10,716 --> 00:52:11,882 - Don't ask those questions. 1089 00:52:11,884 --> 00:52:14,217 Don't pull on the thread. 1090 00:52:14,219 --> 00:52:15,769 - What don't I know? 1091 00:52:15,770 --> 00:52:17,320 - Just stay here with me, just be happy with me. 1092 00:52:17,322 --> 00:52:18,355 - Just be... 1093 00:52:18,357 --> 00:52:19,590 - Be here with me. 1094 00:52:19,591 --> 00:52:20,824 - Are you the one keeping me here? 1095 00:52:22,327 --> 00:52:23,226 (thunder crashing) 1096 00:52:23,228 --> 00:52:24,327 - No. 1097 00:52:29,168 --> 00:52:29,799 It was... 1098 00:52:29,801 --> 00:52:30,634 (whispers) 1099 00:52:30,636 --> 00:52:31,468 - What? 1100 00:52:31,470 --> 00:52:32,302 Who? 1101 00:52:32,304 --> 00:52:33,336 Who is keeping me here? 1102 00:52:33,338 --> 00:52:35,672 (groaning) 1103 00:52:39,411 --> 00:52:40,477 - Harris. 1104 00:52:40,479 --> 00:52:41,378 Harris! 1105 00:52:42,281 --> 00:52:43,280 Don't drink the water. 1106 00:52:43,282 --> 00:52:46,283 (thunder crashing) 1107 00:52:47,319 --> 00:52:49,853 (ominous music) 1108 00:52:56,628 --> 00:52:59,329 (meter dinging) 1109 00:53:01,433 --> 00:53:04,467 (radio squealing) 1110 00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:09,773 - [Dispatch] Harris, come in. 1111 00:53:11,410 --> 00:53:12,910 - Yeah, I'm here. 1112 00:53:12,911 --> 00:53:14,411 - [Dispatch] What's your ETA on that pick up? 1113 00:53:14,413 --> 00:53:15,779 - Any minute, I'll keep you posted. 1114 00:53:15,781 --> 00:53:16,780 Harris out. 1115 00:53:33,365 --> 00:53:35,999 (dramatic music) 1116 00:54:08,967 --> 00:54:10,300 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1117 00:54:10,302 --> 00:54:12,502 no, no, no, no, no, no. 1118 00:54:19,578 --> 00:54:22,512 (ominous music) 1119 00:54:30,822 --> 00:54:32,422 - Elm and River. 1120 00:54:41,967 --> 00:54:43,933 Elm and River Drive. 1121 00:55:26,945 --> 00:55:29,379 - [Penny] Come back to me. 1122 00:55:33,051 --> 00:55:35,552 - I'll find you, Penny. 1123 00:55:35,554 --> 00:55:37,454 Where is Penny? 1124 00:55:37,456 --> 00:55:38,688 - Who's Penny? 1125 00:55:42,661 --> 00:55:43,960 - Who is Penny. 1126 00:55:45,964 --> 00:55:47,397 There was someone. 1127 00:55:50,736 --> 00:55:52,119 - [Penny] How did you guys meet? 1128 00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:53,503 - [Harris] She got into my cab one day. 1129 00:55:53,505 --> 00:55:55,071 - [Penny] Was she riveting? 1130 00:55:55,073 --> 00:55:55,972 - Very. 1131 00:55:58,577 --> 00:56:00,009 We didn't end well. 1132 00:56:03,515 --> 00:56:05,982 (gentle music) 1133 00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:10,153 Hi. 1134 00:56:10,155 --> 00:56:11,087 - [Penny] Hi. 1135 00:56:11,089 --> 00:56:13,390 - You call for a cab, Miss? 1136 00:56:13,392 --> 00:56:14,791 - Yeah, I did. 1137 00:56:14,793 --> 00:56:16,826 Do you have air conditioning in there? 1138 00:56:16,828 --> 00:56:17,994 - I do. 1139 00:56:17,996 --> 00:56:19,829 We're fancy, it works and everything. 1140 00:56:20,699 --> 00:56:22,165 - That's awesome, thank you. 1141 00:56:22,934 --> 00:56:25,602 (gentle music) 1142 00:58:00,799 --> 00:58:05,802 You know, legend has it that the star Altair is a man, 1143 00:58:06,605 --> 00:58:08,004 and the star Vega is a woman, 1144 00:58:08,006 --> 00:58:10,874 and they loved each other very much. 1145 00:58:10,876 --> 00:58:13,643 But they weren't allowed to be together. 1146 00:58:13,645 --> 00:58:16,012 So the milky way was created as a barrier 1147 00:58:16,014 --> 00:58:17,180 to keep them apart. 1148 00:58:18,717 --> 00:58:21,818 However, every year their star paths would cross 1149 00:58:21,820 --> 00:58:24,687 and they would get to spend one moment together 1150 00:58:24,689 --> 00:58:26,656 as they passed each other by. 1151 00:58:26,658 --> 00:58:27,724 Isn't that romantic? 1152 00:58:31,663 --> 00:58:34,931 Are you gagging back there, how sappy this is? 1153 00:58:34,933 --> 00:58:37,200 - No, I'm not gagging, I'm bummed. 1154 00:58:37,202 --> 00:58:38,268 That's really sad. 1155 00:58:40,639 --> 00:58:42,639 - Love stories usually are. 1156 00:58:43,675 --> 00:58:46,142 (gentle music) 1157 01:00:26,311 --> 01:00:29,145 (rain pattering) 1158 01:01:21,766 --> 01:01:22,865 - For the ride. 1159 01:01:35,780 --> 01:01:38,948 (thunder crashing) 1160 01:01:49,494 --> 01:01:52,095 - [Dispatcher] Harris, come in. 1161 01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:56,165 Harris. 1162 01:02:03,441 --> 01:02:04,941 - Yeah. 1163 01:02:04,943 --> 01:02:06,843 - [Dispatcher] Did you make the drop off? 1164 01:02:10,749 --> 01:02:12,515 - What's happening to me? 1165 01:02:12,517 --> 01:02:13,950 - [Dispatcher] Nothin'. 1166 01:02:13,952 --> 01:02:14,951 You're doing your job. 1167 01:02:15,787 --> 01:02:17,787 - What is my job? 1168 01:02:17,789 --> 01:02:19,222 - [Dispatcher] You work for me. 1169 01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:23,092 - What is my job? 1170 01:02:24,462 --> 01:02:28,331 - [Dispatcher] Harris, you are the fairy man. 1171 01:02:35,206 --> 01:02:37,507 (thunder crashing) 1172 01:02:37,509 --> 01:02:38,407 Harris? 1173 01:02:41,780 --> 01:02:42,478 - No. 1174 01:02:44,249 --> 01:02:45,148 No. 1175 01:02:46,518 --> 01:02:48,050 I have a life. 1176 01:02:48,052 --> 01:02:49,886 I'm a cab driver, I remember that, 1177 01:02:49,888 --> 01:02:50,953 I remember... 1178 01:02:56,795 --> 01:02:57,961 Penny. 1179 01:02:57,962 --> 01:02:59,128 - [Dispatcher] Well, you had a life, 1180 01:02:59,130 --> 01:03:01,964 and I'm sure it was a moderately decent one, 1181 01:03:01,966 --> 01:03:03,399 but it's long over. 1182 01:03:06,304 --> 01:03:09,105 (dramatic music) 1183 01:03:37,035 --> 01:03:40,436 (car crashing) 1184 01:03:40,438 --> 01:03:43,339 (engine rumbling) 1185 01:04:06,264 --> 01:04:07,163 - Who are you? 1186 01:04:07,966 --> 01:04:09,165 - [Dispatcher] Really? 1187 01:04:09,167 --> 01:04:10,533 It's not obvious? 1188 01:04:10,535 --> 01:04:12,602 We're gonna actually do this. 1189 01:04:13,938 --> 01:04:17,573 Well, throughout the ages I've been called many things. 1190 01:04:17,575 --> 01:04:19,141 None of them positive. 1191 01:04:19,143 --> 01:04:20,977 I don't know why people hate me so much, 1192 01:04:20,979 --> 01:04:23,012 I'm sort of a necessary evil. 1193 01:04:23,014 --> 01:04:24,647 I mean, without me there would be 1194 01:04:24,649 --> 01:04:28,451 no turning of the tides, no progress. 1195 01:04:28,453 --> 01:04:32,021 Life as they all know it would cease to exist. 1196 01:04:36,594 --> 01:04:38,961 - So you... 1197 01:04:38,962 --> 01:04:41,329 - [Dispatcher] I am the receiver of many. 1198 01:04:42,967 --> 01:04:44,634 - Death. 1199 01:04:44,636 --> 01:04:46,035 - [Dispatcher] Personified. 1200 01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:02,585 - Penny. 1201 01:05:04,289 --> 01:05:05,121 What about Penny? 1202 01:05:05,123 --> 01:05:06,022 Where is she? 1203 01:05:06,958 --> 01:05:08,457 - [Dispatcher] Penny. 1204 01:05:08,459 --> 01:05:10,026 It's cute, right? 1205 01:05:10,028 --> 01:05:12,094 It's a cute name. 1206 01:05:12,096 --> 01:05:14,997 Your Penny, as she likes to be called these days, 1207 01:05:14,999 --> 01:05:17,099 is home right now. 1208 01:05:18,102 --> 01:05:19,569 - Home. 1209 01:05:19,570 --> 01:05:21,037 - [Dispatcher] You know, it's not your fault, 1210 01:05:21,039 --> 01:05:22,505 what happened with you two. 1211 01:05:22,507 --> 01:05:24,373 I don't actually blame you. 1212 01:05:24,375 --> 01:05:25,274 Persephone. 1213 01:05:26,344 --> 01:05:28,010 Penny and I have been havin' problems 1214 01:05:28,012 --> 01:05:31,280 for, let's see, ever. 1215 01:05:31,282 --> 01:05:33,015 I tried to make her happy, I really did, 1216 01:05:33,017 --> 01:05:35,084 but these arranged relationships 1217 01:05:35,086 --> 01:05:38,054 they just never work out, do they? 1218 01:05:38,056 --> 01:05:39,155 - So she's... 1219 01:05:39,157 --> 01:05:40,723 - [Dispatcher] Harris. 1220 01:05:40,725 --> 01:05:43,059 She's my wife. 1221 01:05:43,061 --> 01:05:48,130 - My husband, he's brilliant, but he's cold. 1222 01:05:49,534 --> 01:05:50,566 - Time, how many times have we taken this drive before? 1223 01:05:50,568 --> 01:05:51,634 Five, 10? 1224 01:05:51,636 --> 01:05:53,135 - And he's cruel. 1225 01:05:53,137 --> 01:05:54,537 - I don't wanna be the same as him. 1226 01:05:54,539 --> 01:05:56,138 - How much do you remember? 1227 01:05:57,208 --> 01:05:58,541 Don't drink the water! 1228 01:05:58,543 --> 01:06:00,509 Harris, remember me this time. 1229 01:06:01,980 --> 01:06:03,612 - [Dispatcher] She hates me. 1230 01:06:03,614 --> 01:06:05,381 I mean hates me, 1231 01:06:06,718 --> 01:06:10,086 and every year she takes these trips away from here, 1232 01:06:10,088 --> 01:06:11,487 away from me. 1233 01:06:11,489 --> 01:06:13,055 Up above. 1234 01:06:13,057 --> 01:06:14,457 She just can't wait, you know. 1235 01:06:14,459 --> 01:06:17,493 She just can't wait to get away. 1236 01:06:17,495 --> 01:06:20,129 And on one of those little trips 1237 01:06:20,131 --> 01:06:22,231 she met you. 1238 01:06:24,035 --> 01:06:26,335 Really did a number on you, didn't she? 1239 01:06:26,337 --> 01:06:27,570 - She... 1240 01:06:27,572 --> 01:06:29,856 - [Dispatcher] I'd like to point out right now 1241 01:06:29,857 --> 01:06:32,141 that I'm not the bad guy here, that I'm the victim. 1242 01:06:32,143 --> 01:06:34,710 You guys were the ones who ran around on me. 1243 01:06:34,712 --> 01:06:39,148 I was forgiving, I was lenient, I was merciful. 1244 01:06:39,150 --> 01:06:41,717 Yeah, so I sentenced you to an eternity 1245 01:06:41,719 --> 01:06:44,186 of being my fairy man, 1246 01:06:44,188 --> 01:06:46,756 but I took away your memory of that little trump, 1247 01:06:46,758 --> 01:06:48,257 and do I get to forget? 1248 01:06:48,259 --> 01:06:49,759 No. 1249 01:06:49,761 --> 01:06:53,362 I have to live with what you guys did, so to speak. 1250 01:06:53,364 --> 01:06:56,599 Oh, and by the way, she's still messing with you. 1251 01:06:56,601 --> 01:06:59,201 She just had to tell you about the water. 1252 01:07:00,071 --> 01:07:02,071 You wanna know something? 1253 01:07:02,073 --> 01:07:04,340 She's the one who put it there. 1254 01:07:06,077 --> 01:07:10,212 - So every year she takes a trip away from here, 1255 01:07:11,182 --> 01:07:13,215 and every year... 1256 01:07:13,217 --> 01:07:16,118 - [Dispatcher] You drive her back. 1257 01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:18,120 There are many ways for her to leave here, 1258 01:07:18,122 --> 01:07:22,058 but there is only ever one way back. 1259 01:07:23,161 --> 01:07:24,060 - The fairy man. 1260 01:07:26,764 --> 01:07:27,696 - [Dispatcher] You know, just because 1261 01:07:27,698 --> 01:07:29,231 you're aware of yourself now 1262 01:07:29,233 --> 01:07:32,234 doesn't mean you get to stop working. 1263 01:07:32,236 --> 01:07:33,202 Moonlight's burning, Harris. 1264 01:07:33,204 --> 01:07:35,538 Fares are piling up. 1265 01:07:35,540 --> 01:07:37,239 We have a job to do, 1266 01:07:37,241 --> 01:07:40,643 and we pride ourselves on our service. 1267 01:07:40,645 --> 01:07:42,545 So reset your meter. 1268 01:07:42,547 --> 01:07:43,779 Dispatch out. 1269 01:08:10,341 --> 01:08:12,575 (sobbing) 1270 01:09:26,284 --> 01:09:28,350 (sighs) 1271 01:09:37,929 --> 01:09:40,663 (meter dinging) 1272 01:09:41,966 --> 01:09:44,800 (dramatic music) 1273 01:10:04,355 --> 01:10:05,521 - You're such a jerk! 1274 01:10:05,523 --> 01:10:06,889 - It wasn't even me. - I hate you! 1275 01:10:06,891 --> 01:10:08,357 - It wasn't me. 1276 01:10:08,359 --> 01:10:09,842 - Yeah, it wasn't you. - I wasn't even there. 1277 01:10:09,843 --> 01:10:11,326 - It wasn't you, like, when you Mom came home. 1278 01:10:11,329 --> 01:10:13,629 - And just about then I started to expand my thinking. 1279 01:10:13,631 --> 01:10:16,799 Trying new places, high end groceries for example. 1280 01:10:16,801 --> 01:10:20,336 (speaking in foreign language) 1281 01:10:20,338 --> 01:10:21,370 - What? 1282 01:10:21,372 --> 01:10:22,271 - Ah. 1283 01:10:23,874 --> 01:10:26,976 Know where we can stop for a cheeseburger? 1284 01:10:26,978 --> 01:10:29,545 - I mean you can really clean up outside a place like that. 1285 01:10:29,547 --> 01:10:31,013 - Look what you did to my shoe! 1286 01:10:31,015 --> 01:10:32,548 You broke my shoe. - You did that yourself. 1287 01:10:32,550 --> 01:10:34,883 - These are the most expensive shoes I have. 1288 01:10:34,885 --> 01:10:37,286 (speaking in foreign language) 1289 01:10:37,288 --> 01:10:40,322 - I, I don't, I don't... 1290 01:10:40,324 --> 01:10:41,991 - Hey. 1291 01:10:41,993 --> 01:10:43,025 Cheeseburger. 1292 01:10:45,429 --> 01:10:46,662 - Spring break gone bad? 1293 01:10:47,732 --> 01:10:49,031 - Dude. 1294 01:10:49,033 --> 01:10:51,433 - Say no more, young squire, say no more. 1295 01:10:51,435 --> 01:10:53,702 I, I, I, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1296 01:10:53,704 --> 01:10:58,340 Stay in the cab, you don't wanna jump out, die twice. 1297 01:10:58,342 --> 01:11:00,442 Actually, tell me what happened. 1298 01:11:00,444 --> 01:11:03,045 - So I got locked in the bathroom for 45 minutes. 1299 01:11:03,047 --> 01:11:05,014 - People think the secret to panhandling 1300 01:11:05,016 --> 01:11:06,448 is having the right sign. 1301 01:11:06,450 --> 01:11:08,651 That's not the secret at all. 1302 01:11:08,653 --> 01:11:10,052 - You tried to get me... - Oh my God. 1303 01:11:10,054 --> 01:11:11,487 - You're so annoying. - This guy's gonna give you... 1304 01:11:11,489 --> 01:11:12,788 - [Woman] A lot of money, but he's not. 1305 01:11:12,790 --> 01:11:15,391 (whistling) 1306 01:11:17,895 --> 01:11:18,894 - Elm and River. 1307 01:11:18,896 --> 01:11:21,563 (speaking in foreign language) 1308 01:11:21,565 --> 01:11:22,665 - Elm and River. 1309 01:11:22,667 --> 01:11:23,899 Elm and... 1310 01:11:23,901 --> 01:11:25,301 Elm and River. 1311 01:11:25,303 --> 01:11:26,835 We actually don't eat down here at all. 1312 01:11:28,706 --> 01:11:30,339 I feel like I should warn you. 1313 01:11:30,341 --> 01:11:34,343 - So the secret is not to wear shoes, man. 1314 01:11:34,345 --> 01:11:34,977 - Oh. 1315 01:11:34,979 --> 01:11:37,780 (feet squeaking) 1316 01:11:47,591 --> 01:11:48,457 Oh. 1317 01:11:55,399 --> 01:11:57,366 Went out with a bang, huh? 1318 01:11:57,368 --> 01:11:59,635 (laughing) 1319 01:12:01,005 --> 01:12:03,706 - This isn't one of those like gas, grass or ass 1320 01:12:03,708 --> 01:12:04,940 kind of cabs, is it? 1321 01:12:04,942 --> 01:12:05,874 - I... 1322 01:12:05,876 --> 01:12:07,109 - Seemed to have left my wallet. 1323 01:12:07,945 --> 01:12:11,046 (speaking in foreign language) 1324 01:12:11,048 --> 01:12:12,114 - You know, we got radio. 1325 01:12:12,116 --> 01:12:14,416 I mean it's like XM. 1326 01:12:14,418 --> 01:12:16,919 Are you a vaper or a bonger? 1327 01:12:18,022 --> 01:12:19,555 - I'm a chonger. 1328 01:12:19,557 --> 01:12:21,623 That's a cheeseburger bonger. 1329 01:12:21,625 --> 01:12:22,458 - Yeah, I'm here. 1330 01:12:22,460 --> 01:12:23,492 - Wow. 1331 01:12:23,494 --> 01:12:24,126 - Yeah. 1332 01:12:24,128 --> 01:12:25,561 - Well welcome. 1333 01:12:25,563 --> 01:12:27,596 You know, if I could, if could, if I could just 1334 01:12:27,598 --> 01:12:29,498 for a minute. 1335 01:12:29,500 --> 01:12:32,868 It's some compelling stuff, like time traveling aliens 1336 01:12:32,870 --> 01:12:36,605 and I've listened to it like a hundred times. 1337 01:12:36,607 --> 01:12:40,676 (speaking in foreign language) 1338 01:12:40,678 --> 01:12:42,478 Elm and river! 1339 01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,412 - Yeah! 1340 01:12:43,414 --> 01:12:45,547 (yelling) 1341 01:12:45,549 --> 01:12:46,782 - Got my money on her. 1342 01:12:46,784 --> 01:12:50,119 ¶ Hello my ragtime gal ¶ 1343 01:12:52,990 --> 01:12:55,090 - Where the hell is this? 1344 01:12:59,163 --> 01:13:01,730 (gentle music) 1345 01:13:13,911 --> 01:13:16,912 (thunder rumbling) 1346 01:13:28,025 --> 01:13:30,926 (engine rumbling) 1347 01:13:33,831 --> 01:13:36,698 (gentle music) 1348 01:13:41,739 --> 01:13:43,872 - Please tell me you have heat in there. 1349 01:13:43,874 --> 01:13:45,207 - It smells like burning. 1350 01:13:46,710 --> 01:13:47,609 - Always does. 1351 01:14:00,491 --> 01:14:01,690 I'm sorry. 1352 01:14:01,692 --> 01:14:03,225 Was this presumptuous of me? 1353 01:14:03,227 --> 01:14:04,092 - Not at all. 1354 01:14:06,797 --> 01:14:08,664 It's been a long year. 1355 01:14:08,666 --> 01:14:11,533 (gentle music) 1356 01:14:31,689 --> 01:14:34,590 (thunder rumbling) 1357 01:14:34,592 --> 01:14:36,058 Why does that happen every time you get in my cab? 1358 01:14:36,060 --> 01:14:38,594 What's that about? 1359 01:14:38,596 --> 01:14:41,563 - That's just my husband getting ready for a fight, 1360 01:14:42,166 --> 01:14:43,098 which I will win. 1361 01:14:44,068 --> 01:14:44,933 - Ah. 1362 01:14:48,672 --> 01:14:49,705 - I looked for you, 1363 01:14:50,741 --> 01:14:52,574 then next year when I went back 1364 01:14:54,211 --> 01:14:55,878 I found your cab. 1365 01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:57,212 - Did you now? 1366 01:14:57,214 --> 01:14:58,280 - I had it restored. 1367 01:14:58,282 --> 01:15:01,517 I even drove it around a couple of times. 1368 01:15:01,519 --> 01:15:03,619 - [Harris] Oh, and how'd she treat ya? 1369 01:15:03,621 --> 01:15:05,687 - She didn't like me as much as she liked you. 1370 01:15:05,689 --> 01:15:07,289 - Well, who does? 1371 01:15:11,795 --> 01:15:12,861 - I'm sorry, Harris. 1372 01:15:13,831 --> 01:15:15,130 I'm sorry for everything. 1373 01:15:16,867 --> 01:15:17,483 - Wait. 1374 01:15:17,484 --> 01:15:18,100 It's been a year again here, 1375 01:15:18,102 --> 01:15:19,735 you really wanna spend it this way? 1376 01:15:20,738 --> 01:15:21,970 - You're right. 1377 01:15:21,972 --> 01:15:23,739 How do you wanna spend it? 1378 01:15:23,741 --> 01:15:26,775 - Well, my seat belt's stuck again. 1379 01:15:31,982 --> 01:15:33,615 - You can drink the water. 1380 01:15:34,718 --> 01:15:37,019 It's there so you don't have to remember. 1381 01:15:37,021 --> 01:15:40,088 - I know, but I'm always afraid I'll forget ya again. 1382 01:15:41,559 --> 01:15:44,860 Besides, I started to see the nobility 1383 01:15:44,862 --> 01:15:46,929 in getting people to their destination. 1384 01:15:51,735 --> 01:15:52,834 - Selfish. 1385 01:15:52,836 --> 01:15:56,204 I was selfish, but you started to remember me. 1386 01:15:56,206 --> 01:15:58,240 - [Harris] Stop, it's okay. 1387 01:15:58,242 --> 01:15:59,608 - I'm sorry. 1388 01:15:59,610 --> 01:16:01,577 - I'm eternally grateful for what you did. 1389 01:16:01,579 --> 01:16:02,177 - Eternal. 1390 01:16:02,179 --> 01:16:03,011 - Mm-hmm. 1391 01:16:03,013 --> 01:16:04,346 That's purgatory humor. 1392 01:16:05,649 --> 01:16:10,319 Look, I once told you that remembering you 1393 01:16:10,321 --> 01:16:12,054 was like waking up from a dream. 1394 01:16:13,657 --> 01:16:15,624 I've had a long time since then to make sense of it, 1395 01:16:15,626 --> 01:16:17,326 to think about why it even happened in the first place, 1396 01:16:17,328 --> 01:16:21,196 and one thing I know for sure is before that night 1397 01:16:21,198 --> 01:16:24,166 I felt like I'd forgotten my way home 1398 01:16:24,168 --> 01:16:27,336 even though it was right in front of me. 1399 01:16:29,707 --> 01:16:32,741 But when I remembered you and us that was home. 1400 01:16:39,683 --> 01:16:41,984 I remembered you because you're the one thing in my life 1401 01:16:41,986 --> 01:16:43,051 worth holdin' onto. 1402 01:16:43,988 --> 01:16:46,388 - It's 20 minutes a year. 1403 01:16:46,390 --> 01:16:47,756 Is it really worth that much to you? 1404 01:16:47,758 --> 01:16:50,292 - It's worth its price in gold, baby. 1405 01:16:50,294 --> 01:16:52,794 (laughs) 1406 01:16:52,796 --> 01:16:54,997 That's fairy man humor there. 1407 01:16:54,999 --> 01:16:56,732 - I got that. 1408 01:16:56,734 --> 01:16:58,367 - Many people go their entire lives 1409 01:16:58,369 --> 01:17:00,035 without finding any meaning. 1410 01:17:00,036 --> 01:17:01,702 Believe me, I've driven my share of them in the past year. 1411 01:17:01,705 --> 01:17:04,272 I consider myself lucky to get 20 minutes. 1412 01:17:06,176 --> 01:17:07,809 So come on. 1413 01:17:07,811 --> 01:17:09,811 This is our 20 minutes. 1414 01:17:09,813 --> 01:17:11,413 Let's talk about something more interesting 1415 01:17:11,415 --> 01:17:13,065 than eternal suffering. 1416 01:17:13,066 --> 01:17:14,716 I get enough of that in my day job. 1417 01:17:15,853 --> 01:17:16,885 - Okay. 1418 01:17:16,887 --> 01:17:18,220 - [Harris] Yeah? 1419 01:17:18,222 --> 01:17:19,054 - Yeah. 1420 01:17:19,056 --> 01:17:20,288 Yeah. 1421 01:17:20,290 --> 01:17:22,157 - Okay, marry fuck kill. 1422 01:17:22,159 --> 01:17:23,392 (laughs) 1423 01:17:23,394 --> 01:17:24,760 - You go first. 1424 01:17:24,762 --> 01:17:27,429 (gentle music) 1425 01:18:27,224 --> 01:18:29,725 - You would not believe the amount of ways 1426 01:18:29,727 --> 01:18:31,026 that people die naked. 1427 01:18:37,835 --> 01:18:40,902 Well, Miss, I believe this is your stop. 1428 01:18:43,373 --> 01:18:45,340 - Please reconsider. 1429 01:18:45,342 --> 01:18:47,509 - Penny, it's my choice. 1430 01:18:47,511 --> 01:18:48,777 This is what I want. 1431 01:18:53,150 --> 01:18:54,916 As long as I can remember you I got hope. 1432 01:18:56,787 --> 01:18:58,954 - Then I'll always be waiting for you. 1433 01:19:00,090 --> 01:19:03,325 - And I'll always be here to drive you. 1434 01:19:07,865 --> 01:19:10,966 (uplifting music) 1435 01:19:43,467 --> 01:19:46,268 (dramatic music) 106996