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Traffic Light

You made $5320.60 last month

That much left?

Of course not

You lost $2400 playing cards

and $2300 paid to Ah Cheung

$20 for food everyday & 31 days last month

$620 for food than 60 cents left

Better than nothing

No changes, I give it to you later

Mocking Face

Yes, boss

You made $3040.90

$500 for my birthday

and $300 for my dad

$620 for food and save up $1500

$120.90 left, one for all

I don`t agree

No objection

Get ready

No, I don`t know how

Get ready

No, I don`t know how

I wanna change

Well break even

Big mouth Yes

You made $6422.20 last month

$620 for food

$800 for your and your dad`s present

Save up $1500

$3522.20 left, pay now

No

I propose a special plan

You want to save up more

Right

I suggest you save $5000.00 monthly

I don`t change you for service

I`ll give you 1 % interest

When you have saved up to $1 M

I give it back to you

Stupid, no

My mother-in-law will do it fine

You`ll regret

I give you 3 days to consider

3 days?

No, I quit, I am getting married

Stupid TV, won`t tune in

What`s the channel?

Channel 9

Channel 9 is too weak

Everything is done by boss

The news report is next

The news report

The opening of Chow`s Noodle shop

heads the news

Chow`s noodles are tasty

We now have

our grand opening ceremony

Thank

No wonder the rating is so low

Where is Mocking face

In there

It`s no use just practising

Gee, my nephew is coming up

He wants to borrow money from me

Mr. Wet

We have to hide everything

We only leave something toxic in the fridge

And no matter what he asks, say no

Of course no

Let hide away everything

Oh, it`s you

Do you see Wong`s pals

Do you count the boy like this tall?

No, get in What`s up?

You uncle got beaten up by Wong

Come on

This bean curd has to last till next month

Pat

You`ll be rich uncle

There you come

What? I`ll be rich?

I made $300 by selling my blood

It`s enough for Wong`s loan interest for 1 day

No...

I bleed internally

It worths nearly $100

Give it to me

You have to believe me uncle

I have got a job

I am a P.A. at channel 9

$900 per month

But I want to borrow $50,000 from you

And I pay you back $100.00 per month till I die

The longer I live, the more you get

I only want to benefit you

I am

Take a rest

I can`t make it

But is my next of Kin

After my death

He will take care of my everything

Do you mean it?

Your eyes, teeth, kidney are alright

They can be transplanted

Damn you

How dare you

You always mean to me

I am poor

No money for you

Alright

I won`t borrow your money

But I want to stay here

OK, but you listen to me

I have regulations on meals and bed

And no hot showers

$10 for every phone call

No problem

but, like a snap now

I am dressing up and then

You two escort me to the bank

We have to be mean to him

No problem

Mean to him Yes

Shit, wanna take my life

I am sorry, it`s our fault

You have to compensate

But

But what?

Those below 5

have no right to speak

Who said so

Me, small Mark of Wan Tau Hom

You are short and troublesome

It`s funny knocking the heads

It`s really funny

Knock... knock...

Come on pals

Massage

You want cash?

Not really I take cheque & bank cards to

Do you take medical charge us well?

You decide

Can I help you?

Pal, the rule is

3 blows for ugly

But I am handsome

6 blows for handsome

I hate being knocked on the head

I am sorry

Am I short, Small Mark?

No, you are great

I hate people look at me that way

What about like this?

That`s close, but I have to beat you up

Stop

Stop fighting

Stop fighting, we are gentlemen

For what?

Right, get the gear up

Get moving

You live on the second floor

Then we are flat mates

We are in block B

I am of Cancer

Don`t talk to them

Sister Mui will be upset

We will got blamed Po Chi, Fong Fong Ka Yin

Sister Mui

Women need men, that`s logical

But those men aren`t good enough

I`m Sister 13, their manager

You can just talk to me

Damn such woman

What?

Trouble, trouble, understand?

Women are trouble

Your dad took advantage of your mum

You have to respect our members

It looks too familiar?

What familiar?

He likes my friend in New York when I was young

When you were young?

We are interested in the 3 girls

Quiet, we are neighbors

Alright, take your time, bye

Get moving

Sister Mui

Get moving

Potato chips? Wait till you are 98 lbs

You only have fluid for your dinner

Sister Mui, let`s Got up

Speak properly

Got, get up, not Got up

Do work hard on it

Are you twins?

No, but I was emotionally moved

Yeah, me too when I see the way You practice

Get up, quick

Damn it, so familiar

What would you like?

$100 notes for $5000 and $10 notes for $1500

$50,000 please

The 3 chicks are gorgeous

Yes, one each for us

No, I want them all

Sister Mui for the two of you to share

Freeze...

Miss, please take it back

Sure, but please fill in the forms

You two listen to me

I pay you salaries till next year

No, pay him first

Take it, it`s all yours

Freeze, ClD

Help

Quick

Excuse me

Here is a special report

City Bank was robbed at 12:05 hrs

by 3 robbers

And ClD was there and they exchanged fire

And the robbers are holding hostages

Stay tune and we will have instant report

Stay away

Or I shoot him down

Sir, be careful

Simon hand is coming

Right, they really take it seriously

Boss

Are the hostages killed?

Not yet

better to kill the hostage it looks better

Stay on him when he fires, better rating

No violence, no porno, no body watch

Boss, the betters wanna surrender

What? Surrender?

Stay away or l`ll kill them

Your shirt is beautiful

Of course

You are blocking me

It`s your fault to rob this bank

It`s better to rob the shop in central

We had done it many times there

Stay away

Help

Kill them

The fatty has a decay

You have no chance

The bank is heavily surrounded

Surrender

Let`s surrender

Surrender?

Bang! Bang!

You bastard, you drag me down

Why blame me?

Then blame me?

Why take my gun?

I am afraid that you`ll shoot me

Give it back to me

I won`t

Give me back the gun

Never

Let me go

I am only dreaming, they are all gone

Lucky to have a good sport

No bullets

Get him

Good, some violence

Stop hitting him

Get moving

Stop pretending?

Where is Uncle Ken

I am here...

The are all gone

It`s alright now

You owe me $28,000 each

It should be $50,000 in total

Why $28,000?

That`s because of interest

You made a mistake

We are channel 8 we want to interview you

They are the heroes today

Where you scare being held hostage

No, we were acting only

We pretend to deceive the robbers

Yes

What about you?

Can I have my dedication?

The song is for Sweary Fat Tong Tong & Man-Chi

and the 3 beautiful in Block B

The song Crazy Love by Alan

Sorry, I can`t have dedications in news report

The ends our special report

Get going

You must be Boss Simon Hand

I always read you from newspaper

I am Traffic Light

Bye

It is my first time

Do I love a camera face

Photo...

Can we be artists?

Of course, of course

We meet tomorrow then

OK, see you later

Who are they?

Boss, you want them to be artists?

Am I insane? I don`t mean it

We can always deny what we mean

You are stupid

The call time is 7:00 am tomorrow

Don`t be late

What? You`ve joined Channel 8

Boss, he`s left, what shall we do?

Change the artist

And change the script as well

OK, but who write the script

Me?

I...

Gee, I can have a break now

It`s warmer inside

Damn it, how can it be

The emergency meeting today

Is to remedy our rate of 0.03%

Because channel 8 had a live broadcast of bank robbery

And 10 of our producers & 20 artists

they have left and joined them

Channel 8 has financial support

So what?

They use damn shit ways to get our men

We talk about sense of belonging

It`s for you, Sam

Yes, l`ll be right there

Where are you going?

To the meeting

But we are having a meeting here

I am going to channel 8

You betrayer, no turning back

Any more phone calls from channel 8

You bastard Simon Hand

I will revenge

Who can get the people from channel 8

Promotion by 3 grades and 3 times the salaries

I`ll go

Who are you?

I am a Production Assistant

I care about the Channel 9

and I want to know what`s happening

Mr. Chow

I`ll get you people from Channel 8

Who are you trying to get?

The two hostage

in the bank robbery

Mocking face, Traffic Light

Do I look good in this suits for interview

What interview?

You are still working for me

We want to quit

Quit?

Are you pal?

Of course, since Sweary Fat has gone

There is not much business better close it down

It`s OK, closing it down

But you should count me in as an artist

I can be your manager

OK but you have to change your name

Your name doesn`t sound good

What should be my name?

Something like Willy

Something like Billy

I can be Billy Chan

Bill Chan?

Yes, B come before W

Not bad

They 3 boys are coming out

Who called me?

See, I said they would jump out

Yes

I am Mocking Face

I am Traffic Light

I am Lau Tin...

No, I am Billy Chan

Their manager

You were on TV today

We will always on TV

We`ll join channel 8

That`s good

Right don`t know how long our training last

What training

Sister Mui is our manager

She wants Po Chi a compete for Miss Heung Kong

& Fong Fong Super New Singer Competition

We will have the audition

And K100

What`s wrong with your eye?

Sister Mui won`t let us talk to boys

That`s bad

How bad?

She wants us to behave ourselves

Right and clean too

She spoils everything

You want to be superstars

and they boys are extras only

You have signed the contract

12 years rigid and 12 years flexible

Meantime, no marriage nor birth of child

No romance and no nothing

No eating in street, remember?

Yes, Sister Mui

OK, l`ll forget about what happened

Let`s rehearse the manner

Po Chi, stand here

The two of you, stand here

Miss Heung Kong 1988 is...

No. 7 Ching Po Chi

I beg you

You look like having affairs with the judges

and sure you would win

You should be surprised

Let me show you

Miss Heung Kong 1988 is...

No. 8 Sister 13

In the coming year Sister 13 will represent

Heung Kong travel around the world

and show the world the good side of Heung Kong

We will bless Sister 13

Don` t laugh, you should be like this

Select your costume

People can see what`s inside

Yes How can I wear it?

Do you want to get attention?

It`s good for promoting yourself?

and when you wear the low cuts

Be sure people can see your breasts

and put your feet on the table having the miniskirt

Then you`ll be the girl on the cover page

That`s too bad

It`s better than poverty

When you get $1 M as a cast

You can act nobly then

Low class or not is personal

How is your recitation?

It`s very hard

It is not

Melon on the ground flower on the ground

Melon and flower are lying on the ground

Music from guitar

Picking up the melon and flower

then go to Look for a star

Hard to choose from so many stars

End up without any star

Melon, flower, guitar

work hard on it nor no food for you

What about your exercise?

Go to buy some take-aways

Don`t cheat me

What are you doing?

We talk later, bye

Watch out

Have you finished?

Give me a dollar

Is Mocking Face in?

I am, what`s matter?

I am Mr. Wen Bad Chi from Channel 9

the producer Mr. Lau is going to you

Please wait for him?

I will sign up for channel 8 tomorrow

He doesn`t have to come

What? You sign up for channel 8?

This station looks great

How can we find Simon Hand?

Ask the office boy

Yes Don`t just stand here

Me?

Who else?

You are the manager

Excuse me, Miss

Yes

We have an appointment with Mr. Simon Hand

Please wait

How is it?

38/F

38/F, so high

So what?

There could be sex maniacs

Non-sense, get moving

You go first, I come later

That`s Alan Tam

The natural sound

Next

I`ll sing a song Gray Colour

Music

The colour grey

Next

I`ll sing a song Plenty of Sunshine

Mr. Lai, that`s good

I am from Nippon Supper Record

What so?

SUPER MUSlC RECORD

I am looking for singers

That one?

She`ll be a super star in Japan

Her?

Good

Miss, my card

We`ll sign you up

She is in the Final

Mind what you are doing

I am in the Final?

Right, you can`t drop out

That`s too bad

Get him out

Don`t get me out of here

I`ll pay for the court changes

Insane

Miss...

The manager says

We have an appointment with Mr. Simon Hand

Yes

You have an appointment with Mr. Simon Hand?

He is in a meeting

What`s matter?

A Mr. Face and Mr. Chan want to see you

Who are they?

Ask them to wait

Sir, I have finished

How do you feel Simon?

I feel the air travelling everywhere

Really? You have reached a higher level

Even I haven`t reached that level yet

Well, I think I did it wrong

I can pass the air outside my body

So strange?

You try?

Can you feel my air?

Yes, it`s a big current

Is it a bit hot?

It`s hot all over the body

Sir, I got bounced by your current

That`s strong

That`s why I am still healthy at my 80` age

I know how to tackle the nerves

Really?

I know you won`t believe

So and so

Sir, did you tackle me? I can`t move

It`s called Yin Kei Nerve

I can tackle your cry laugh and dead nerve

You are real great then

Try your Laugh nerve

What are you doing?

You had tackled my laugh nerve

I haven`t yet

You are good at you See Kung try another

I`ll get your cry nerve

Sir, release me, quick

Sir, you are powerful

Don`t fool around, hold it

I am not kidding

I`ll get someone I don`t know

and test my power

OK, l`ll send Chi and Dai up

No, they work for you I can`t really test

These two are perfect

Come in, the two of you

Let`s go

Come in...

Boss Simon

Sir, they are on-lookers only

That will do fine

I talk to him first

What are you here for?

You wanted as to be artists

I am their manager

OK, l`ll sign you up

But you are a dummy for him to practice

You laugh when he tackles your laugh nerve

You cry when he tackles your cry nerve

But that`s not nerve tackling

Right

That`s acting

Sir, they thoroughly understand

I understand

Sir...

OK, l`ll try

Your cry nerve

Cry nerve, who do you yell?

It`s painful

Are you mentally retarded?

I`ll try the laugh nerve

Great

Your turn

Excuse me, Sir

phone call for you

OK

Simon, release them according to the instruction

Sir, you are terrific

You stay

Don`t have to laugh now

I try not to

Stop laughing

What`s matter?

I told him not to laugh

I can`t help it

Were you really tackled by him

I don`t think so

There is a solution

No, l`ll die

Get the old man

Security

Send the two maniacs away they are coming

I will

Where is the old man?

Beauties

Let`s fresh up, first

See, can`t stop

We have to find the solution

Think of your terrible past

My past was too good

I got $2M from my parents

Think of your ex-girl friend

That`s nothing bad worth mentioning

I got $200,000 from her when we broke off

You are so troublesome

Stay here, I get a doctor for you

Stand here

Watch out, you wet my pants

What are you laughing at?

No

That`s given by birth

No

Are you a giant

Get loss quick

It`s funny

The crazy man is over there

Brother Lung was prominent in our field

And now he fell from 38/F

And we all feel sad

Brother Lung cared about us all

Don`t laugh

You don`t understand him

He doesn`t want us to cry

He want us to laugh

Let me give the speech

Well, Brother Lung gave us happiness

and he wants us to be happy

He wants us to feel good

and so we should keep on laughing

We have to keep up his spirit

Let`s laugh for him for 15 seconds

Great, you really understand him

Long live Brother Lung

Let`s have a gourmet tonight

Set meal, $200 each I pay the difference

Ask for KW Lam there, he`ll fix it up

That`s him

What`s going on?

Don`t have to be cruel

Are you alright?

Oh, that fall cured me

Where is Traffic Light?

No, didn`t get thrown out

How are you Traffic Light?

I wanna revenge

How to revenge?

I go back to Channel 9

Channel 9 gets on top on channel 8

Good

I have to blame you this time

Hey, guy

did you get Mocking Face & Traffic Light

Where are they?

Why do you cry?

Mr. Chow, Mocking Face has got AlDS

And Traffic Light has blood cancer

They don`t want to be artists anymore

Do they have one month left?

Yes

Then sign them up

We don`t have to pay them

You are useless, you are fired

Mr. Lau, we will join you

You are Mocking Face or Traffic Light?

I am Mocking Face

I better embrace him

Me?

Welcome

What are you doing?

I am leaving, I am fired

It was a misunderstanding

It wasn`t

I didn`t mean it

You know that I don`t mean what I say

To fire you means to upgrade you

Thank you

Producers get $9000 per month

No, $1200

I know you mean $9200?

No, $1200

Right, you mean $12000?

What a difference

Don`t listen to him

$9000 less 10%, OK?

You work together on the same program

Good, what program?

The hosts of Do what you were told?

Mr. Traffic Light & Mr. Mocking Face

Hi, we begin the program

Do what you were told?

Our special guest tonight is council or

C. To Ming

Your program is bad tasted

I`ll ask for consultation

My topic for tonight is...

Please

No queries, just belief

Trust me, vote for me

I`ll take care of you

I assure you of prosperity & wealthiness

but councillor...

Shut up, you have to right to speak

I`ll fight for your rights

You don`t need to consider

Vote for me, I take care of you

What will you fight for us

I do the talking?

Light for democracy this side of my face

Just my close up

Don`t listen to others

Just listen to me

He calls that democracy

You shut up, or l`ll file a report

And close down your station

Your program is bad for kids

And I had said to stop bad movie and TV

Do you think you can?

Of course, I can put you in jail

You are worst hosts

Worst

You dare to hit me?

I`ll close down your station

Please don`t close down our station

We`ll get laid off?

Stop, you can`t talk to me yet

Don`t talk to me

You bastard

Bent him up

Oh, my god

Stop fighting

The guest and the hosts are having a good

We are really in trouble

See how many summons I have got

That C To Ming complains a lot

I...

Tell me what to do

He deserved beaten up

You should let him speak

Why beat him

Right... you were wrong

You are not much better

You are fired, all of you

OK, we will leave

Hurry up, or I break your legs

They deserve it, Mr. Chow

You have to leave too

Me too?

Hurry up, or I break both your legs

Turn you into a handicap

Good news Mr. Chow

Our rating was 0.03%

But yesterday`s Do what you were told

The rating of the second half

Raised up to 40%

Ask them to come back

Mr. Face and Mr. Light, hosts

of Okay or to be hit

Hi, our Okay or to be hit

Has a special guest

He is Mr. Tsang, the maniac

Is that how you introduce me?

You don`t really have to talk

But it is live broadcast, sit down

sit

I clean it, I fool around but not maniac

You are always at the beauty pageants

What are you there for?

Mind that l`ll file a complain

By all means

There is pop song about you

Mr. Tseng, Mr. Tseng

AlDS all over the body

I refuse to talk

Let me talk for you

Why you always court divorced ladies?

You only take the kid but not the mum?

That`s enough

Why do you leave one after another?

You can`t talk anymore now

You are interested in all age...

including young and old?

And you read porno magazines?

And hair on your chest?

And you are so tall?

And enjoying yourself?

You will get beaten up if you don`t go there

You get the chair

Help...

Go to hell

Sorry

Good... thanks

Let`s keep the Champaign

Let toast to celebrate

our 51 % rating

Cheers

Mr. Chow, it`s bad news

What bad news?

Because of our last victory

Mr. Chow is angry

They are shooting one of our stories

They finish it in 3 days

They are barbarians

Don`t worry Mr. Chow

We shoot the same thing

and broadcast tomorrow

We will be the first

What are you going to shoot

Chu Fai Heung

Lau Pai

Get ready, put on your make up

Plenty of time let`s look at the control room

Have a look

I am an engineer

I can fix any machine

Mr. Lau, the effect computer is broken

Ask the technician to fix it

But he has gone

Gone?

Yes

What`s the computer for?

Still, fast forward, slow motion...

What shall we do?

Don`t worry, let me have a look

Easy, get me the pliers

You will damage it

He looks like working on it

It`s over

It`s different from motors

Then, what now?

No more effects

Caption

Theme song

My sight is everythere in mother nature

Don`t move, I can`t read the lyrics

The trace

Sing

Something wrong with the tape?

Yes

Bring it over

We can`t evade what we don`t like

I should have 10 counter-parts

But no one in sight?

Close the door

Where are my counter-parts

Mr. Lau, the stuntmen want pay rise

Wait till me finish

No money, no shooting

Ask Traffic Light to carry on

They are coming

Where are my counter-parts

They shouldn`t make any mistakes

I am 10 counterparts

You are?

Yes

Let me take a look

My name is 10 counter-parts

Good, where do you belong?

Where do I belong?

I belong to here

There and everywhere

I belong to the nature

I am what I am

Slow motion for these shots

No, we should speed it up

Not bad

Speed it up

Faster

That`s exciting

I can`t breath

Let`s try something else

Why do you lie on top of me?

I have no more strength

Let`s try magic

I cut out scissors and you are the hammer

You hurt me with the hammer

I ask my master it deal with you

I will wait

No...

Can`t get me too high

Not high enough

Right, not high enough

It`s high enough

Higher...

Higher...

Channel 9 is shooting a shower scene

Release me, you maniac

We won`t agree

Yes

But it is in the script

Tai watches the 2 princess

in bathing

It`s in a lake in the script

We have to use the basin instead

Get undressed

You try to deceive me?

TV can`t have such shots

Just do what you are told

They don`t want to do it

Boss Simon wants the shots personal

We have to shoot it

And

Do you agree to shoot or not?

Or you pay for today`s expenses

Don`t be afraid of them

Frankly, any contracts

Right

No

Then, don`t have to worry

Don`t force them

Or I call the police

So?

We wrap now, you walk back home

We give you a ride

Lucky to have you here

We are always around to help

And we wanna, friendly with you

We wanna make friends

Thanks

No

We met at the phone box

I am Lau Pai, Ex.producer of Channel 9

And you?

I am Po Chi

Don`t worry, Po Chi

Someone like you

Channel 9 will always welcome

Thanks

Don`t mention it

You bastards

Girls, Hi

Where is Ka Yin?

She`s working on another play

No wonder

Let`s join together sometime

Good, and Ka Yin has to come too

How nice to enjoy the sun

I can be with you all day if you like

It`s not always lucky like today

Sister Mui has gone to Lau Tau today

So we are free today

As sister Mui watched us very tight

Otherwise, we can`t have time to enjoy

Sister Mui is too tyrannous

She is a maniac

We better find her a boy friend

So she can enjoy life

Teach her to enjoy life

Yes, enjoy life

Who will teach her?

Right, who will volunteers?

Him

This is a man! This is a pan!

A man and a pan!

If you take this man

you are over

Beauty doesn`t last long

There are not many example like me

And be sure to enjoy your beauty

Don`t left the man take advantage

Lau Pai

Po Chi

Sister Mui

Why are you here?

Get inside all of you

What do you want to do?

Well, I was not coming to see you

But I just can`t help it

You want my 3 beauties to Channel 9

Forget it

Simon and I have good relation

They will join Channel 8

Listen, I come to see you

Get Jackie and Samo`s master

to substitute

Right

No, get Bun`s sister if Bun is not there

Listen, my uncle Lau Tin Kin

The one used to call me tea pot?

Yes, after he has met you

He can`t help thinking of you

Mind your words

Trust me, we have proof

Come, take a look yourself

I have to start working hard

After the gold card, then the green card

Learning English and Japanese no more fool around

And get clean and fresh everyday

Give up my bad habits

And only love Tea-pot

He has another girl friend?

Yes, but he left her after seeing you

Why are you upset

I am not

But will they still keep in touch

I don`t think so

Come, have a look

Have a look yourself

Have a look

Why?

Watch it closely

I love T ea-pot

Are you believe?

You believe

Oh my God

Yes...

Don`t be shy, talk at over

Those bastards

always trap me

What`s up?

Some of our breakfast for you

Left-over for me?

You need more nutrient

Will you respect me?

I do respect you?

Then don`t touch me

There`s no one around

Yes, someone is around

She wants to assault me

Let`s talk inside

What?

We want you to date her

Date her? What reason?

Then we can date Ka Yin, Po Chi

Right

You always leave me the rubbish

You object? We change the manager

Yes

OK but give me money

Always money Time`s up, I need a shower

Shu Tau

What did you say?

Where are we going?

Of course to get some food

To eat here?

Just think what to have

Excuse me

What would you like?

See what she eat?

Anything

Egg sandwich for her

One or two eggs?

One is enough

One egg sandwich

What would you like?

Rice with soup and half a duck

It`s just for myself

It`s OK, when did you last have

egg sandwich

Oh, they are very old

but still talking love

Stop staring

I don`t care

My boy friend is of the Chinese guild

Dare you fight with him

Really?

Let`s go

You are Chairman of the guild?

No, she is bullshitting

I am Chairman of the China Town

Why are you scared, Chi Kin

They are only rubbish

Fix him up

Stop fighting

You beat him

Yes, we beat you up too

Damn you, beat our boss

I have been head of this area

I am now Chairman of the Chinese guild

I starting fighting long ago

How are you?

You should fight back a bot earlier

I want you to be the hero

Hero

Boss Kin, egg sandwich

Gee, my egg is one too

Go to eat first, thanks

Be careful

Does it hurt?

Let me have a look

The gold chain looks pretty good

It`s only gold plated

It matches my watch, see

It looks good?

Your watch is an antique

You get 2 for $7 in Temple Street

Where do you go now?

How would I know

Go to the movie?

The Romancing Star 3 is not showing yet

Go roller skating?

I am too old for that

Let`s go to the beach

So childish, let`s go

It`s so casual in the nature

My dear friend, what are you thinking?

Will you stop singing

It`s smelling here, let`s go

I used to sing this song

What were you used to sing

I can`t remember

Come on, your turn to sing

Sleeping in bed with my chick and draw the blind

You are very bad tasted

Yes, because of the way I was brought up

The auntie next door taught me this

Just don`t listen to it if you don`t like it

What`s nice day

What`s that bar for?

It`s quiet here

It`s for self defense

Have a look

It`s just a pier here

I have a dream to open a restaurant here

You see, what a beautiful

You must be insane

You don`t get much business here

I like to have whore house here

It`s good for one night stands

You are very realistic a restaurant here

A whore house

A restaurant

A whore house

Restaurant

A whore house

Restaurant

A whore house

Restaurant

If you say restaurant again

I want a whore house

Restaurant

Whore house

Restaurant

Don`t push me

Come in

They are watching

Come in

What is the progress?

They have got into the house

Next step

Have a seat, I go to get change

Make sure to cover yourself properly

Is Janifer in?

She`s changing, who`s there?

I am calling from Lau Kwan Cheung solicitor

Please remind her at 10:00 a.m. tomorrow

Sign up the legacy

Legacy? How much?

Not much

Fix capital is HK$12M

I am sorry, I can`t tell you

Don`t worry, I am her fiance

I`ll told her

Don`t mention it

It`s my lucky day, so much legacy

Boss, I give you a good deal give me your necklace

And I give you the car

Are you serious?

Yes

I have it since I was twelve, all yours

This one?

That`s right

Stop, don`t run

Fool me with this rubbish

Stop running

What are you doing?

A necklace for you

Gee, I was lucky to escape

I sign the The happy Girls for you

We rely on you from now on

No, I rely on you

My God, it`s not funny this time

Feng Fong can`t sign our contract

Why?

Yes

Channel 8 because you of breach of contract

I didn`t sign my contract with them

Right, how some

But last time you compete in the singing contest

You have signed an agreement

You can`t sign up for other station

They had such terms

Yes

You didn`t read it carefully

I have to guard you closely

Well, what shall we do?

She can`t be in our play

Fong Fong, l`ll do something to clear it

We can steal the contract

Yes, right

I didn`t hear anything

I think it will work

But who is going

You

Come on, get changed

Wait here

It`s a haunted house

I`ve seen it once, horrible

I was told that there were vampires

Don`t say it anymore I need to piss later

Let`s don`t talk about it

Producer Simon

Did you watch the artistic movies

They enrich your artistic mind

It`s a long time since last we were together

I got to see you later

Be quick

I have to turn off the main switch

Black out again?

Better go to the security office to get it do

What`s matter?

Not sure

My God, get stuck

Are you insane, it won`t work

I don`t mean it

Somebody in there

Who are you?

What`s the noise?

Don`t worry, I am with you

I know that there are vampires here

Don`t worry, I am with you

Let me have a look

What`s going on?

Vampires

Did you watch Mr. Vampires

So?

Stop breathing

Just hold our breath, that will be OK

You wanna fix the vampire?

It`s not a real one

Lucky that we have the curse here

If it can fix the real vampire

If not, it`s not a real one

It`s real

Let it go

I heard that vampires are stiff

Chuck if it is correct

Your curse has expired

Expired? I put you to death

Don`t run away

Where has Traffic Light gone?

Where is here?

He should be back by now

It`s so cold here

Yes, very cold

I am scared

Don`t scare me

It`s gone, so quick

He was quick

He is there, he`s changed too

Someone is after me, let`s run

Let`s go

You bastard, scared me

Where is he?

Damn you, fool me, scare me

The people are not afraid of ghosts anymore

It`s a real one

I have my revolution supporters

Do we get paid?

Don`t be realistic, I love our country

What is the code

Peking Duck

Let`s hide, our target is coming

Freeze

Stand aside, you revolutionists

Don`t move, stand a side

You are so trouble. Tie him up

Yes

You have today

You can kill us

but we have numerous supporters

Good, l`ll kill you all

Good...

I do it personally this time

The play draws all T.V. audience

Channel 8 is losing

No T.V. ads

No

No reputation

No

Come, my turn to invite you for tea

Really?

Just tea

It doesn`t matter who pay the bill

Why?

Don`t fool me, where is you legacy?

What legacy?

The call from the law-firm the other day

Be serious

No wonder you are interested in my money

Of course, what else?

Behave, chick

Stay here

You`ll leave me if I don`t have the legacy?

Well, see if you have a lot of savings

Go to hell

Stop fighting

Oh my god

Where is the copy of the play?

Ask the lending actresses to come back

They are all gone

We have only 5 minutes to be on air

Supporters are coming the code is Peking Duck

Good, Peking duck is delicious

Good to hell

Do you get paid? Do you get mortgage to?

We are at War

Gold is more practical

Yes

Open up

Who`s there?

The code

Code

Code

Stuffed chicken

No, the code

Beep fried pigeon

It`s wrong

Birds

He is insane

Peking duck

I forget about it

Open up, or I quit

He said he would leave

Ok, be quick

Let`s hide, our target is coming

I am scare

So you are all here

Stand aside, all of you

I am scared

You are so trouble, tie him up

I am frightened

How did they shoot it last time?

They put a piece of wood in there last time

Not, I didn`t have

No?

No, then what?

My lord, I have realized now

I have decided to join you

And let me do it

Be careful, don`t burn him

I wanna burn you down

No, I will join you

Get him

I`ll join you too

No one will help you No...

Wanna break up with me?

No

My god

Mr Lau, are you going out with Po Chi?

No, we are only good friends

Don`t deny it, when is the marriage

I will invite you, but not this early

Don`t forget us

I won`t

Miss Ching, tell us your Prince Charming

what kind you like

I want him to love me care about me, don`t need rich

I can do anything for the lover

Well, I dared not to date girls before

I had any success in my career

For me, career comes first

no romance before career

And now you have surrounded

Yes

Love and bread?

I choose love

I would put career first if you ask me to choose

Yes

Po Chi and your career what would you choose

How do I answer your question?

I am not forcing you

Everybody, we will take photo later...

Take a seat... Wait for the photos

I announce that Mr. Lau Pai become the supervisor

and our rating is over 51 %

Our 1 00th wrong to be beaten is to show

against Channel 8`s celebration

but we are confident

Good

Really?

Hi, everybody...

What are you doing, Simon?

Well, I just come to tell you

I had a meeting with our clients

What do you want to say?

Well, I wanna bet that

We have 1 00% rating on celebration night

or the clients will withdraw

and you will collapse

You mean that no one

Right and you`ll out of work

and picking up rubbish in the street

I`ll give you some rubbish then

What if no one watches?

We agree not to charge them for one year

but that`s impossible

Damn, do help me god

We have to win this time

And you have 30% of the ads fee

That`s encouraging

We have to win this time

Hi our new lucky program is starting now

The original program was

have Miss Heung Kong to perform aerobatieal

But because she hurt herself rehearsing

So she can`t perform tonight

She will say sorry to you all

Let`s cheer her up

Simon

Yes, Sir

Do we have 1 00% rating?

You can count on me

If we don`t have 1 00% rating

I`ll be the toilet attendant

Relax, watch the show

Good...

It`s the 100th Okay or to be hit

we will surely got over Channel 8

Where are the guests?

They are here, I have a look

OK, be quick

Cut those wires

No more shows tonight

I am sorry Mr Chow

Lai Pai

How come it`s you?

I was hoping that it`s not you...

Po Chi, I have to do it for our future

So you have betrayed all your pals?

How much did Simon give you?

I thought I bad not conscious

but you are worse

Po Chi, you shouldn`t have chosen him

I had suspected him

You can`t tell by the look

Call the police

Yes, arrest him...

Keep quiet

Lau Pai, how much do you get?

$3.5M

Because of that $3.5M

I would do it if I were young

but you don`t have to keep you words

People make mistakes

I will let you go

Mr Chow

You feel good if you are grateful to people

I know this even though I am mean

I am sorry Mr Chow

Forget it, show time, go

No show

I have no guests

Po Chi

Po Chi

Hi there is no Obey or to be hit tonight

for we have a live broadcast

to show how Lau Pai & Po Chi break up

Now, I Traffic Light to make comment

and now Lau Pai comes up to Po Chi

but we can`t hear what they say

and I am going down

Yes, I know I am wrong

They are still struggling

And Lau Pai won`t let her go

Po Chi smacked him

and Lau Pai is on the ground

Po Chi

Everybody, Lau Pai is shocked

But still keep trying

And Mocking Face takes over to comment

Honey, change the channel

Everybody, it`s climax now

Lau Pai has got Po Chi now

Iet`s have a Honey Cone in this time

and cheer them up

Would you let me explain?

What to explain?

Leave me alone, we are on air

I don`t know

Haleluya great

Boss

What? I know

No, shows next door, right

No...

They have Lau Pai and Po Chi break up on air

Now they have 45% rating?

Don`t worry

What 60% rating?

Well, we can see on the screen

Po Chi is coming out in front

She is far away from Lau Pai

and no sight of Lau Pai

Lau Pai is late to start

but now he is coming up

and getting close

He`s catching up and following to Po Chi

They are of the same speed

Po Chi

Stop

I don`t care of you forgive me or take me as insane

Just give me one more minute?

You can go when I finish

Ok, I am listening

Yes, I am money hungry

But everyone makes mistakes?

You make mistake too?

But it`s OK, if you realize it

Everyone in Hong Kong loves money

Do you agree?

Right

So you have to deceive me?

You are wrong then

Yes, I did deceive you

I like to fool people always

It is the only time I deceived you

I told you before was nothing but the true

If you are still a normal person

You should believe me

Right

But you told me you`ll be honest before

How can I trust you again?

That`s correct

I can`t guarantee it

Trust me if you still love me

I`ll still go to make money

but I do it the right away

I put my career in first place

If I have a chose between you and career

I`ll choose you

Really?

I was only kidding

you have to be my house keeper

and have a baby

The baby has to be good

and win all competitions

Reasonable?

You are bad

Kiss her...

Do as they are requested

Kiss her...

Let`s go back home

What did you say?

Let`s go back home

A happy ending

We are left behind to play mahjong

Let`s go to the club

It`s a very nice place

I should get the bonus

Again

Our rating is 4

40%

4% only

100%

The latest is 100% belongs to...

to them

Empty bottles...

and shares and old magazines

Any empty bottles?

Empty bottles...

shut up

The 3 of you behave

and I will make you Miss Heung Kong

a super star and super new star...

Sister Mui why do you bring us to come here

The friend of mine said

he would to set up a restaurant in Long Beach

Well, nothing

Is it like that one?

Thank you! You! Come again, bye bye

Janifer

Chi Kin, you listen to me at last to set up a restaurant

It`s just a small partnership

I`ll help you

You can`t

It`s a topless restaurant

It`s serious if you hurt your kidneys

Sir, before we have your reply

We won`t piss

We...

Any request?

Well, we want 4 dishes daily

Shark fin on Saturday

Buffets on Sundays

3 porno shows weekly

Once a month to the Volvo club

Our choice to go to the motels

Our pay the same as Alan

That`s all, Sir

Well, that`s a lot

Not really

You are very beautiful, Sir

Sweet dreams

Mickey, go to piss

Me again?

Be careful if you do

None of your business, bastard

I was told to

Come on, piss

No...

The rest of your won`t piss

Don`t blame me then

See, I told you that l`ll win

Blood dog

Why not call me Shit dog but Blood dog

Cause I want you to starve to die

Shut all the toilets

Yes Sir

We wanna flight with you one to one

5 to 1 you call it one to one?

I don`t see it, I saw that you piss

Boss, we can`t hold it much longer

It really smells