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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:54,647 --> 00:02:06,320 Nobody is going to take my pride. Nobody is going to hold me down. 2 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:16,200 What are you doing? You want to be a singer? 3 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:19,171 I think this song is very meaningful. 4 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:22,174 So I want to fire up my spirit! 5 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:25,277 Do you know that you are hurting my ears? 6 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:27,311 What are we going to do tonight? 7 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:30,714 Tonight? We are going to cheat on Big Eye Man! 8 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:32,308 I have the whole plan set up already! 9 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:39,080 Master! Why do you look like shit today? 10 00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:42,582 Come on! 11 00:02:42,683 --> 00:02:44,993 My sister is weird all of a sudden she wanted to go study. 12 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:46,089 Let her go! 13 00:02:46,132 --> 00:02:47,531 It's okay to go study! 14 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:50,627 But she is studying something like forest management, that is weird. 15 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:53,536 We always talk about. 16 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:55,768 Don't give up a forest because of a single tree. 17 00:02:55,808 --> 00:02:57,070 You got the forest. 18 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:59,169 But you do need a person to take care of it. 19 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,843 What? You want to know the truth? 20 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:11,181 Let me tell you my sister dumped you already, forget it. 21 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:13,351 Her first love lives in Canada. 22 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:16,692 He is 6 feet 4 inches tall looks like Leonardo Di Caprio. 23 00:03:16,729 --> 00:03:18,822 - Okay... - You are almost 40 years old already... 24 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:21,834 2 more years, you'll start losing your sexual ability and eyesight will get worse. 25 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:22,857 - Okay... - Old man with no money... 26 00:03:22,902 --> 00:03:23,994 My sister will commit suicide for sure. 27 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:27,803 Enough! You don't have to be this straight. 28 00:03:28,174 --> 00:03:29,641 You don't like it? 29 00:03:29,742 --> 00:03:33,405 I want to go to the big bit world... 30 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:40,844 Big Eye Man, are we going to play the Big 2? 31 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:43,617 I didn't do gamble on horse races because you told me there is a loser coming. 32 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:46,352 Hold it... 33 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:47,825 I won again! 34 00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:51,892 We have to wait for him. I don't know him that well. 35 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:55,362 What is the matter with him? 36 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:57,927 - Brother Man. - What? 37 00:03:57,971 --> 00:03:59,199 There is a guy named King and he said that he wants to come in. 38 00:03:59,239 --> 00:03:59,762 Bring him in. 39 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:00,898 He is here. 40 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:03,733 Thanks! 41 00:04:05,211 --> 00:04:06,235 Let me introduce to you. 42 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:07,837 - This is Nat. - Hello, Nat! 43 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,380 - Dragon! - Nice to meet you. 44 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:10,746 What is your name? 45 00:04:10,783 --> 00:04:11,613 I am King! 46 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:12,845 He is Brother King. 47 00:04:12,885 --> 00:04:15,410 What King? Who do you think you are? 48 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,188 Brother Dragon wants to lose this quickly? 49 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:18,815 Enough! Deal it! 50 00:04:19,158 --> 00:04:21,922 This place is famous for being fair. 51 00:04:21,961 --> 00:04:26,921 We will bet with cash. 52 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:31,960 If anyone cheats, he'll have to leave a hand here. 53 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:32,903 Understand? 54 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,464 I know! Do you think I am a rookie? 55 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:36,800 Let's begin! 56 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:41,108 Find the banker now. 57 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:47,811 How much does a card cost? 58 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:50,254 We play for the first time $3,000 each, okay? 59 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,155 - Okay! - Hurry! 60 00:04:57,397 --> 00:04:59,831 I don't have the diamond 3. 61 00:04:59,866 --> 00:05:01,356 Who has it? Hurry up! 62 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:03,699 I have it. 63 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,237 I will go first. 64 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:08,806 Four 3's and a king? 65 00:05:08,841 --> 00:05:09,773 Pass! Anyone? 66 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:11,299 Pass! 67 00:05:11,744 --> 00:05:13,837 Luckily my straight flush can beat him. 68 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:15,112 Are you going to pass? 69 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,308 Wait! 70 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:20,316 Mine is just a little bigger than yours. 71 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:22,150 Such bad luck on the first hand. 72 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:23,416 - Pass! - Pass! 73 00:05:23,756 --> 00:05:25,314 - Pass! - Continue. 74 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:27,117 A pair of 6's! 75 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:29,157 I have pairs! 76 00:05:30,863 --> 00:05:32,296 Big 2. 77 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:37,025 Sorry, you have to lose 4 times. 78 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:40,837 You lost $150,000 on your first hand! Do you bring enough money? 79 00:05:40,873 --> 00:05:43,341 For the past few years today's bet is the lowest bet. 80 00:05:56,789 --> 00:05:58,051 You go first! 81 00:05:59,892 --> 00:06:00,916 One 4! 82 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,016 One card? 83 00:06:02,061 --> 00:06:03,722 One card? You've lots of big cards haven't you? 84 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:04,855 One 6! 85 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:06,789 One 9! 86 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:09,400 9! 87 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:12,838 What is the matter with you? My nine is bigger than yours. 88 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:14,835 I took the wrong card, okay? 89 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,774 You have to give up your chance this time. Next! 90 00:06:17,076 --> 00:06:18,509 I will use my 2 of hearts, okay? 91 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:19,738 Who got the big 2? 92 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:20,837 I do! 93 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,147 You don't have to be in such a rush? 94 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:27,980 I really want to go! 95 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:31,120 I got an ace full house! 96 00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:32,915 What the hell? 97 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:34,551 If you have good cards that can beat it use it now. 98 00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:35,850 What good cards? 99 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,463 Two 2's already were used, I think no one is able to beat ace full house. 100 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:38,886 I got all the good cards. 101 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:40,057 Four 5's 102 00:06:40,366 --> 00:06:41,890 This sucks! 103 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:43,127 $100,000 again! 104 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:45,103 What did you do last night? You forgot to wash your damn hands? 105 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:47,038 Shut up, you have to pay too. 106 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:47,971 You have to pay too. 107 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:50,066 You too! 108 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:52,841 Thanks! 109 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:05,081 Wait! 110 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:06,091 What? 111 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:08,286 Kid, I think you are cheating. 112 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:10,887 Go to hell! I didn't cheat! 113 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,158 I will show it to you. 114 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:14,964 If I am cheating, why would I deal such bad cards to myself? 115 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:16,865 I know. 116 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:18,336 You deal all the good cards to this guy with white hair. 117 00:07:22,909 --> 00:07:24,274 He got such good cards. 118 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:26,369 Don't blame me! I don't know him. 119 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:28,510 Do you know him? 120 00:07:29,081 --> 00:07:30,378 Take it easy! 121 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:33,244 Just put all the money in there. 122 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,378 Hey man, you are breaking the rules! 123 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:35,182 What rules? They cheated. 124 00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:36,882 All rules are useless now. 125 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:37,921 Put it in there. 126 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:39,151 Don't get mad! 127 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,023 You too! Hurry! 128 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:42,925 All of you freeze! 129 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:44,595 Go over to that table. 130 00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:49,196 Put all the money in there. 131 00:07:51,003 --> 00:07:51,970 Quick! 132 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:55,669 Don't move! 133 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,186 - You killed him! - Really? 134 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:09,510 Hold this. 135 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:11,015 I will go first. 136 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:13,957 - What? - Let's go. 137 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:18,630 Hold this! I will go check it out. 138 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:28,000 Boss, where are you going? 139 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:29,200 What? I'm getting ready to go into fugitive. 140 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,870 You don't have to hide anymore! We got tricked by three swindlers. 141 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:32,673 Damn it! 142 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:36,946 There are so many fools in this world. 143 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:39,349 With our brains we will be rich for sure. 144 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:40,443 I am telling you this because you are my cousin. 145 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:42,147 If you work with us, 146 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,053 we will be rich for sure! 147 00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:46,249 I don't think so. 148 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:48,419 Man is not simple. 149 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:50,524 I think we should go abroad and hide. 150 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,690 Master, please respect me a little. 151 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:55,064 When you talk to me can you look at me please? 152 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:58,628 If we are going out, why don't we go to Las Vegas? 153 00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:01,435 You know, I think I have too much money. I want fun! 154 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:02,463 Right! 155 00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:03,338 - You have too much money, right? - Right 156 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,241 Why don't you just lose your money to me. Let's play the Big 2. 157 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:07,007 Are you kidding? 158 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:08,570 You want me to win? 159 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:13,646 You guys go ahead. I will go read over there. 160 00:09:14,086 --> 00:09:16,714 - Come on... - Good luck. 161 00:09:17,623 --> 00:09:20,114 I am happy that you want to play the Big 2 with me. 162 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:20,921 Do you know that? 163 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,986 There is a song about the Big 2. That's my song! 164 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:26,055 Ace and King are seeding me. 165 00:09:26,098 --> 00:09:28,498 Massage money comes from straight and flush. 166 00:09:28,534 --> 00:09:30,126 The car payment relies on the full house. 167 00:09:30,169 --> 00:09:32,603 A big 2 can support the whole family. 168 00:09:32,638 --> 00:09:34,629 I am worried about you. 169 00:09:35,007 --> 00:09:36,497 Thanks for your concern! Deal please! 170 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:56,551 Diamond 3 goes first. 171 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,193 What are you looking at? Diamond 3 goes first! 172 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,532 Three of a kind? 173 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,304 I will pass. 174 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,805 Look at it, full house. 175 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:19,382 Why do you have all the small cards? 176 00:10:20,252 --> 00:10:22,186 Not five cards again, right? 177 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:26,019 Small straight, you lose four times! 178 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,285 Crazy! 179 00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:48,580 I will go first. 180 00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:50,104 Wait! 181 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,049 - What? - Nothing! 182 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,116 What are you looking at? 183 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,054 None of your business! Come on. 184 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:10,166 A pair of 3's. 185 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:13,600 What? Are you going to pass? 186 00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:15,631 Pass. 187 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:18,733 - A pair of 4's! - Pass. 188 00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:20,703 You don't have a pair? 189 00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:22,611 - A pair of 5's! - Pass. 190 00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:24,115 - A pair of 6's! - Pass. 191 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,617 - A pair of 8's! - Pass. 192 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,118 You really don't have a pair? 193 00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:28,049 A pair of 9's! 194 00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:29,412 Are they all small cards? I have only one card left, 195 00:11:29,413 --> 00:11:30,112 are you going to go or not? 196 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:31,180 Pass. 197 00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:34,124 - If you pass you will lose 4 times. - Crazy! 198 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,494 Where is Dragon? 199 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,724 Master. 200 00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:41,131 Oh no... 201 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,362 I saw a girl and her tits are this big. 202 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:44,198 But she is different than other big breasts. 203 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:45,703 She is very cute and active. 204 00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:47,763 Everybody loves her. 205 00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:49,698 Where is she? 206 00:11:51,243 --> 00:11:52,210 Coming. 207 00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:58,377 Where is the karaoke? 208 00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:00,112 - Over there! - Over there! 209 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,144 You sex maniac! 210 00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:05,316 Come here... Hurry, why are you so slow? 211 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,119 Why are you so mean to people? 212 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:10,523 When a man sees a girl with big breasts, 213 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,258 he will get horny. 214 00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,663 If you don't treat them meaner, 215 00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:15,223 they will take advantage of you. 216 00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,235 We came to Hong Kong to make money, right? 217 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:21,671 I remember all rich men's faces I read in the newspaper. 218 00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:23,174 You three assholes! You think you are rich? 219 00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:34,484 I'm the 3rd son of Bill Gates. 220 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:39,350 You're the 3rd person I met today who claimed he is Bill's son. 221 00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:40,881 Who is real? 222 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:42,785 Which one of you is real? 223 00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:44,489 Asshole! 224 00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:45,492 Let's go! 225 00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:47,522 - You are mean! - This is cash! 226 00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:49,193 - Kill them! - Kill them! 227 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:50,634 Let's go! 228 00:12:50,903 --> 00:12:51,835 Let's go! 229 00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:54,431 - Kill them! - Master, let's split up. 230 00:12:55,674 --> 00:12:59,235 - Kill him... - Don't run. 231 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,774 This Big Eye Man is something! Even the police helps him too. 232 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:07,217 Go over there! 233 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,746 - Don't run... - Stop! 234 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,459 Sorry! 235 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,723 Asshole! 236 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:20,295 How dare you cheat on Brother Man? 237 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:26,562 - Don't run... - Stop! 238 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:27,867 Jump! 239 00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:38,216 Why did you tell me to jump? We jumped into their net. 240 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,582 Why didn't you jump far? 241 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:42,610 I jumped farther than you! 242 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,314 Shut up! 243 00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:45,482 If I didn't come back to save you, I wouldn't have been caught! 244 00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:55,326 Officer! 245 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,465 Officer! 246 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,563 Why you put me in here? 247 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,770 You have a crab on your head. 248 00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:09,713 He is something! It's amazing to see him alive. 249 00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:13,342 Miss! 250 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:18,822 No matter what you're going to sue me, 251 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,793 you shouldn't put me in here! 252 00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:24,558 Has anyone told you that you look like Leon Lai before? 253 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:25,928 No! 254 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,627 You're right! You don't look like him at all. 255 00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:40,606 - Sir... - Sir. 256 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:43,904 Sir, I think you're their boss. 257 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,814 Why did you take me here? 258 00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:47,478 Brother King, we didn't want to arrest you. 259 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:48,713 Someone wants to see you. 260 00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:52,053 We don't know anything about this meeting at all. 261 00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:52,614 Do you understand? 262 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:53,886 No! 263 00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:55,689 You will understand after you go there. 264 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,260 How come no one is here? 265 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:03,700 Come in. 266 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,395 Call me Mr. Kiang. 267 00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,074 Sit down please. 268 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:14,003 How come Hong Kong police speak Mandarin? 269 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:16,014 I am not with the Hong Kong police. 270 00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:18,380 I am a central intelligent agent from China. 271 00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:23,785 He's got more power than a superintendent. 272 00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:26,723 I don't have an identity here. 273 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:33,389 Brother King, we picked you out from 200 other candidates. 274 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,491 I hope you will do something for your country. 275 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,300 I am only a gambler. 276 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:40,772 Right! We need a good gambler. 277 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:43,667 Look! 278 00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:49,074 This is Peter Chu. 279 00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:54,780 Three years ago, he appeared as a trustable constructer in China. 280 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,651 He signed several main projects. 281 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,816 But after years of flooding, 282 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:05,862 we discovered that all the buildings he built were badly constructed. 283 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:09,356 He stole lots of money from the country. 284 00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:11,798 Kill him then. 285 00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:16,468 All other officers who cheated with him have all been prosecuted already. 286 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:20,467 Only he got away and fled to America. 287 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:25,083 He also fled with $4,000,000,000 of RMB. 288 00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:27,511 Look! 289 00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:32,117 This is Peter Chu, we know that he loves gambling very much. 290 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:35,490 He has rented a presidential suite in Las Vegas. 291 00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:37,358 He has been hiding there since. 292 00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:40,024 American mobs and some political power holders are backing him up. 293 00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:41,396 We can bring him back. 294 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:44,027 We tried to send men to go arrest him for three times. 295 00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,969 None of them made it back! 296 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,472 You want us to be your fourth try? 297 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,373 If you can bring back Peter Chu alive, 298 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,809 put him on a plane to Hong Kong. 299 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:58,374 And bring back $4,000,000,000 that he stole from our country. 300 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:02,183 We will give you 2% of it as your salary. 301 00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:06,016 You want us to risk our lives for $80,000,000? 302 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,419 Goodbye! 303 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,682 Let's go! 304 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,457 You made a deal with them? 305 00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:16,798 The police suspects that you gamble illegally, assault, cheating 306 00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:18,462 and also stealing old lady's underwear. 307 00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,438 We have to detain you for 48 hours. 308 00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:22,201 You like this room or the detention cell? 309 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,609 See! Police's really powerful! 310 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,213 Dragon: I was caught! 311 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,547 Please answer the call. 312 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:33,846 Answer the call! 313 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,260 It may be Dragon's call. 314 00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:45,452 Speak, God of Gamblers! 315 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:56,100 Nobody is going to take my pride. Nobody is going to hold me down. 316 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,736 Master, don't worry about me! 317 00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:05,076 After my death, just burn me a paper girl with big tits. 318 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:06,148 Where are you? 319 00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:07,550 I am at... 320 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:10,883 King, we have Dragon! 321 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,550 Pay me $30,000,000 if you are smart 322 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:15,219 or your friend will die. 323 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,024 I don't have $30,000,000! 324 00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:20,190 Why don't you check where this call comes from? 325 00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:21,221 Okay. 326 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,894 H-u-r-r-y! 327 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,528 Yes! 328 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:35,979 Give me some time! 329 00:18:36,014 --> 00:18:37,675 Anything you want to say? 330 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:41,850 Master, please think... 331 00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:45,284 when you marry my sister, 332 00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:48,760 and I am not going to be there it will be too bad. 333 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:52,924 It's only $30,000,000! You can get that money easily. 334 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,829 I will cheer for you, listen. 335 00:18:57,069 --> 00:19:01,597 Nobody is going to take my pride. 336 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,130 Enough! 337 00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:05,608 Master! 338 00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:06,741 Where is Big Eye Man? 339 00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:09,713 One week! You will have to report to me everyday. 340 00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:11,648 Or we will cut off his hand. 341 00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:15,585 If there is any scar on Dragon, you'll pay for it. 342 00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,591 You look like you need some money. 343 00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:29,295 Okay! I agree to take the deal. 344 00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:33,593 But I want 3%! Which is 0.12 billion! 345 00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:34,663 That is not a big problem! 346 00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:38,269 But if anything happens in America. 347 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:41,939 We and the Hong Kong police will not be responsible for anything. 348 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,744 We don't care what you do. 349 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,043 But I will support you spiritually! 350 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,188 We are going to Las Vegas this time! 351 00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:54,351 Wait! 352 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,821 Let's see who is tougher! 353 00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:02,259 Let's go! 354 00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:21,016 Las Vegas is so big. Where are we going to find Peter Chu? 355 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,350 I found it! 356 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:24,118 What? 357 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,249 There are two beautiful girls by the pool! 358 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,058 What is it got to do with Peter Chu? 359 00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:29,651 I didn't say I have found Peter Chu! 360 00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,253 I said that I have found two girls. 361 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,625 Who said that Hong Kong people are not reliable? 362 00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:35,633 Taiwanese are worse. 363 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:39,000 Told us to meet them here, but where are they now? 364 00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:41,403 We took a 20 hours long flight for nothing. 365 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:45,741 He said that he is the son of a famous politician in Taiwan. 366 00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:49,406 And I thought that we came from the same town, so I believed him! 367 00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,382 We have used up our money. What should we do? 368 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,146 So what? We got the necessary tools to make money! 369 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,814 Honeys, we meet again! 370 00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:01,386 Don't tell me you're Bill Gate's son! 371 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,286 Don't tell anyone else but I'm really his son. 372 00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:05,660 But his by-blow! 373 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,057 Really? 374 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,761 Of course! So what! 375 00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:11,393 I am staying in Caesar's Palace. 376 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,869 Where do you live? 377 00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:16,672 - Caesar's Palace too! - Really? 378 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:19,700 Sure! I think you two must be very lonely. 379 00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:20,769 Why don't we leave together! 380 00:21:20,812 --> 00:21:21,710 Okay! 381 00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:23,112 Take the luggage for the ladies! 382 00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:24,376 Let's go! 383 00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:27,980 What is your name? 384 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,146 My name is Sammi! 385 00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:29,881 What about you? 386 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:31,149 Betty! 387 00:21:31,189 --> 00:21:32,281 What is your name? 388 00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:33,450 My elder brother called Victor. 389 00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:35,426 My other brother called Richard, and my name is Lukchard! 390 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,087 Lukchard? 391 00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:57,806 It is beautiful! 392 00:21:57,849 --> 00:21:59,441 Cool! 393 00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:02,376 Very tough! 394 00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:09,856 Your boss is very nasty! 395 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,821 If he is not, how can you make money from him? 396 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,694 Want to take a look? 397 00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,137 - Yes... - Get closer. 398 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,235 - Very good... - Very pretty! 399 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,765 Awesome. 400 00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,004 Give me some space. 401 00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:28,840 See over there. 402 00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:33,877 - Awesome! - Wonderful! 403 00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:13,982 Hurry... Over here! 404 00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:50,321 What? 405 00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:54,332 That guy looks like he is something. 406 00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:56,891 Why don't we play with these two girls before we go look for Peter Chu? 407 00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:58,492 You ass. 408 00:23:59,838 --> 00:24:03,239 Don't say it. 409 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,936 I will be very sensitive about this! 410 00:24:04,976 --> 00:24:05,840 What do you mean? 411 00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:08,437 I will go crazy. I won't be able to control myself too. 412 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,538 Very scary! 413 00:24:09,581 --> 00:24:11,276 Whatever standing next to me will suffer. So just don't say it! 414 00:24:11,316 --> 00:24:12,977 - Okay. - Asshole! 415 00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:20,115 What? 416 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:21,850 He is so mean! 417 00:24:24,362 --> 00:24:25,920 It is very sexy! 418 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,999 I didn't mean it. 419 00:24:34,172 --> 00:24:35,969 I didn't want to do this! 420 00:24:36,007 --> 00:24:37,907 What are you doing? 421 00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:41,206 He works for me. I can do whatever I want! Let's go. 422 00:24:48,286 --> 00:24:50,686 He is cool! 423 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:53,014 Go back to your room and clean up yourself. 424 00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:54,389 Get the honey ready! 425 00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:57,494 What are we going to do? 426 00:24:57,529 --> 00:24:59,588 Go to our room and get ready the honey! 427 00:24:59,631 --> 00:25:01,064 Honey? 428 00:25:14,045 --> 00:25:15,171 Excuse me! 429 00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:19,947 One? 430 00:25:24,289 --> 00:25:27,554 I hate beggars walking in front of me! 431 00:25:27,592 --> 00:25:29,423 It's disturbs my concentration. 432 00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:35,691 Really! I love to kick beggar's ass. 433 00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:38,498 What is the matter with you? Your breath stinks. 434 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,061 Better than yours. 435 00:25:40,171 --> 00:25:41,160 Chips please. 436 00:25:44,943 --> 00:25:47,138 I just want one chip! 437 00:25:49,948 --> 00:25:51,939 I will bet $10,000 on the player. 438 00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,483 $50,000 on the player. 439 00:25:57,522 --> 00:25:58,614 You can't get to look at the cards. 440 00:25:58,657 --> 00:26:00,022 No card? 441 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,355 $100,000! 442 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:04,021 I'm not going to bet on this hand! Have fun! 443 00:26:04,496 --> 00:26:05,724 Card! 444 00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:15,603 One? 445 00:26:16,441 --> 00:26:17,635 Banker opens! 446 00:26:20,178 --> 00:26:22,976 One for the player, seven for the banker. 447 00:26:23,048 --> 00:26:24,709 One card for the player! 448 00:26:26,051 --> 00:26:29,316 Picture! 449 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:32,655 Is it a picture? 450 00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:35,953 It's a 2. 451 00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:37,689 You only have 3, you will lose for sure. 452 00:26:37,729 --> 00:26:39,128 Banker wins! 453 00:26:40,532 --> 00:26:43,023 That idiot lost $100,000 because he wanted get to look at the cards. 454 00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:45,764 What a stupid decision! 455 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,466 I will bet $100,000 on the banker! 456 00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:50,604 I want to bet on the player! 457 00:26:56,481 --> 00:26:58,142 Blackjack! 458 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,044 Zero? 459 00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:07,024 Eight! 460 00:27:09,094 --> 00:27:11,153 Shit! It's a ten! 461 00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:16,130 No! I made a mistake! It is a seven. 462 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:17,259 Card seven, I have 8! 463 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:18,633 So what? 464 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:20,194 I can get a nine and still kick your ass! 465 00:27:20,238 --> 00:27:21,830 We will see. 466 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,337 Picture. 467 00:27:25,043 --> 00:27:30,379 Nine. 468 00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:35,682 Shut the hell up! 469 00:27:36,087 --> 00:27:37,520 It's all your fault again. 470 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,454 Oh, what's wrong? 471 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:41,652 Congratulation! 472 00:27:41,693 --> 00:27:43,092 All is your stupid fault? 473 00:27:43,128 --> 00:27:45,722 Okay Gentlemen, place your bet! 474 00:27:52,737 --> 00:27:54,261 Player! 475 00:27:54,873 --> 00:27:56,170 Banker! 476 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,506 Banker! 477 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:00,606 Player! 478 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:02,313 Which one are you going to bet on? 479 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,076 I am asking you! 480 00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:05,139 I will bet on the banker! 481 00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:06,115 I will bet on the player then! 482 00:28:06,151 --> 00:28:07,709 You are trying to go against me! 483 00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:10,482 Of course, you look so ill-fated! 484 00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:13,416 Card! 485 00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:17,651 Read the chart for me. 486 00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:24,600 - Excuse me! Can I have a look of them? - Yes. 487 00:28:25,603 --> 00:28:27,332 Zero! 488 00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:41,141 Excuse me! 489 00:28:41,586 --> 00:28:42,814 Thanks! 490 00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:46,850 Five! 491 00:28:47,158 --> 00:28:49,353 Seven is enough to shut you up! 492 00:28:57,736 --> 00:29:01,263 It's okay! We will win this time for sure. 493 00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:06,210 Nine? What the hell? 494 00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:07,142 Zero again? 495 00:29:07,178 --> 00:29:08,110 What kind of card is this? 496 00:29:08,146 --> 00:29:11,843 The card is yours! How do I know what happened? 497 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:15,311 Sir, please stay we have to check it up! 498 00:29:15,353 --> 00:29:18,652 No need! He must be a cheater! 499 00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:20,157 You are saying that I cheated? 500 00:29:20,191 --> 00:29:21,886 Peter! What should we do? 501 00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:23,359 How the hell do I know? 502 00:29:23,394 --> 00:29:24,759 Why are you so mean? 503 00:29:24,796 --> 00:29:26,354 You talk back at me! How dare you? 504 00:29:28,199 --> 00:29:29,894 You hit me? 505 00:29:30,535 --> 00:29:32,366 Baby, don't go! 506 00:29:32,403 --> 00:29:33,665 There are lots of rich men in this world. 507 00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:35,468 You can follow me if you want. 508 00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:37,465 What are you talking about? 509 00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:39,136 Nothing, but I got guts! 510 00:29:39,177 --> 00:29:40,371 So what if I try to get your girl? 511 00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:41,673 Dragon, collect the money for me! 512 00:29:41,713 --> 00:29:43,180 Yes! 513 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:47,581 You can't leave, sir! Until everything is clear. 514 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:51,146 Sir my ass! I am your V.I.P. member! 515 00:29:51,189 --> 00:29:53,783 V.I.P. my ass! Sit your ass down! 516 00:29:54,893 --> 00:29:56,224 You are good! 517 00:29:56,261 --> 00:29:58,559 I'm nothing! I work for him.. 518 00:29:58,963 --> 00:29:59,930 I like you! 519 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:01,488 Thanks! 520 00:30:03,334 --> 00:30:04,892 I don't like you! 521 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:13,309 Don't cry... don't cry! 522 00:30:13,678 --> 00:30:15,578 Lukchard loves you. 523 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:17,713 Where do you want to go? 524 00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:20,874 To your room! 525 00:30:21,252 --> 00:30:23,880 I am not that easy. 526 00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:27,581 But since faith brought us together. 527 00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:29,755 I will break the rules for you. 528 00:30:40,738 --> 00:30:44,367 You like Mickey Mouse! 529 00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:47,344 I love Mickey Mouse ever since I was little. 530 00:30:47,979 --> 00:30:51,506 I have saved up couple special ones! Let me show you. 531 00:30:53,618 --> 00:30:54,710 Is it cute? 532 00:30:54,752 --> 00:30:56,686 Very cute! 533 00:30:56,721 --> 00:30:58,586 Do you know where I put the last one? 534 00:30:58,623 --> 00:30:59,885 How would I know? 535 00:30:59,924 --> 00:31:01,050 Here! 536 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,325 Wait. 537 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:06,489 Why the rush? I need to warm up first! 538 00:31:08,399 --> 00:31:09,889 Really? 539 00:31:11,302 --> 00:31:12,929 I can take care of it. 540 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:15,835 After you are done you will let me do you, right? 541 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,364 You are bad! 542 00:31:20,278 --> 00:31:22,041 Good Kung-fu! 543 00:31:25,483 --> 00:31:27,781 What a good move! 544 00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:29,548 I have to try it! 545 00:31:32,657 --> 00:31:36,024 Here comes the big daddy to the rescue. 546 00:31:39,764 --> 00:31:42,460 Is it fun? Do you like me? 547 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,899 This is too exciting! 548 00:31:46,437 --> 00:31:48,405 I haven't touched you yet why you twist my nipple? 549 00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:53,306 Again? 550 00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:02,511 Not a bad Mickey Mouse nipple! 551 00:32:04,355 --> 00:32:06,823 I can't take your punches already! Now you are trying to use a weapon. 552 00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:08,689 Can we stop playing? 553 00:32:35,753 --> 00:32:37,983 How come all men love to play rough? 554 00:32:48,499 --> 00:32:54,768 Oh... Carol, everybody is naked! 555 00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:58,369 How does it feel? Is my girl good or not? 556 00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:00,404 Hey man, give me a chance. 557 00:33:00,445 --> 00:33:02,072 You are something! 558 00:33:02,113 --> 00:33:04,946 You are so stupid! 559 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:07,781 How dare you mess with me! You are toasted this time! 560 00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:10,749 My hitman Dragon is deadly! He lives in the next door. 561 00:33:11,389 --> 00:33:14,688 He thought that you're having fun, so he took off already! 562 00:33:15,727 --> 00:33:19,754 I heard that you like Mickey Mouse! 563 00:33:19,797 --> 00:33:20,729 How do you know? 564 00:33:23,468 --> 00:33:26,437 Look! I heard everything. 565 00:33:26,704 --> 00:33:34,611 So I prepared a special Mickey Mouse gift for you. 566 00:33:36,581 --> 00:33:38,640 You don't have to be so nice. 567 00:33:41,219 --> 00:33:42,049 You are so kind! 568 00:33:42,086 --> 00:33:43,678 Take a look! 569 00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:49,692 You don't have to go this far? 570 00:33:53,564 --> 00:33:59,400 Have you had a Mickey Mouse shit-cake before? 571 00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:01,098 I added vanilla for you. 572 00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:02,970 - Go! - Help! 573 00:34:03,007 --> 00:34:04,065 Stop it! 574 00:34:04,142 --> 00:34:06,770 You cheater just love to sneak into people's room. 575 00:34:17,522 --> 00:34:20,013 Thanks for your help! I just ate shit! 576 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,116 I'm sorry! 577 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,551 Don't you think I can't see you. 578 00:34:31,602 --> 00:34:33,627 Stay here! Let him go! 579 00:34:34,505 --> 00:34:36,905 Take it easy! We can make a deal! 580 00:34:37,008 --> 00:34:38,441 Let him go! 581 00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:40,671 Let's exchange, okay? 582 00:34:40,711 --> 00:34:42,576 Okay, let him go! 583 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,170 Do it at the same time! 584 00:34:44,282 --> 00:34:45,977 Let me give you a kiss! 585 00:34:46,017 --> 00:34:47,484 Let go! 586 00:34:54,158 --> 00:34:55,887 Let's be friends. 587 00:34:57,261 --> 00:34:58,888 Security guard is coming. 588 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:01,057 Ha! Small eyes with big dick! 589 00:35:01,165 --> 00:35:05,795 You are only as good as a slut! 590 00:35:07,004 --> 00:35:09,996 You, I will remember you! 591 00:35:10,241 --> 00:35:11,640 Whatever! Dragon! 592 00:35:15,913 --> 00:35:18,211 This fool is not easy to handle! We need help! 593 00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:19,739 We have two girls! 594 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,718 They are useless! They can't fight. 595 00:35:21,752 --> 00:35:22,719 We need someone who can fight. 596 00:35:22,753 --> 00:35:25,586 Why don't I go get the director who helped me in Hong Kong! 597 00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:26,647 In Hong Kong? 598 00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:28,784 No, he is working in Hollywood now. His name is Wu. 599 00:35:28,826 --> 00:35:30,794 I know him too, John Woo, right? 600 00:35:30,828 --> 00:35:33,558 - No! His name is Handsome Wu! - Really? 601 00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:37,059 This is it! 602 00:35:37,101 --> 00:35:40,298 The fat boy really works in the Hollywood? 603 00:35:40,338 --> 00:35:41,566 Yes! 604 00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:43,899 What is wrong with Hollywood? 605 00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:53,276 What kind of movie company is this? 606 00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:55,211 I think it's an X-rated movie company. 607 00:35:55,953 --> 00:35:57,181 Handsome! 608 00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:59,179 King, you came to visit me? 609 00:35:59,223 --> 00:36:00,918 You really came to Hollywood to be a director? 610 00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:02,323 A small time director. 611 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,588 I am working inside! 612 00:36:03,628 --> 00:36:04,526 What is the movie called? 613 00:36:04,562 --> 00:36:05,290 Face off! 614 00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:06,796 Didn't John Woo direct that movie already? 615 00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:09,792 Sorry, it's fuck off! 616 00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:12,626 Come on, man! 617 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:14,103 It's going to start soon. 618 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:15,570 You make X-rated movie? 619 00:36:15,606 --> 00:36:18,040 No. It is triple X-rated movie. 620 00:36:18,075 --> 00:36:20,100 This company has a great future. I have given it a Chinese name too. 621 00:36:20,144 --> 00:36:21,668 It is called Dickyland. 622 00:36:21,712 --> 00:36:23,577 I'm going to build a Dickyland in Hong Kong soon. 623 00:36:23,614 --> 00:36:24,842 I am going to make lots of money soon. 624 00:36:24,882 --> 00:36:27,646 This is the director you are talking about? 625 00:36:27,685 --> 00:36:28,549 Yes! 626 00:36:28,586 --> 00:36:30,577 The Hong Kong directors come here to make C classed movies. 627 00:36:30,621 --> 00:36:32,020 I make X-rated movie. I can make more money! 628 00:36:32,056 --> 00:36:33,284 I make over 10 movies a year. 629 00:36:33,324 --> 00:36:35,292 Later I'll make a movie called The pen and I. 630 00:36:35,326 --> 00:36:37,658 Then I will make Shakespeare in make love. 631 00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:38,992 After that I will make a big class movie. 632 00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:44,031 Leonardo Dilaluim will star in Ti Land Wook! 633 00:36:44,235 --> 00:36:45,725 Awesome! 634 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:49,105 I need your help. 635 00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:50,732 I will pay double this time. 636 00:36:51,242 --> 00:36:53,335 You're my good friend. I will do my best. 637 00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:55,811 But I have to take care of him first. Wait. 638 00:36:56,747 --> 00:36:58,078 Stand back. 639 00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:06,185 What is that thing between that guys legs? 640 00:37:06,357 --> 00:37:08,052 It looks like a fried rice roll. 641 00:37:08,092 --> 00:37:10,652 No! It's a regular rice roll. 642 00:37:10,695 --> 00:37:12,925 You are right! 643 00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:19,201 No reaction what so ever. Get up your useless dick! 644 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:20,670 Give me some more time! 645 00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:22,400 Baby, come give me a hand. 646 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,631 Speak English. They can't understand Chinese. 647 00:37:24,675 --> 00:37:27,109 Right! Baby, come help. 648 00:37:27,845 --> 00:37:28,709 You are something! 649 00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:30,043 He is useless! 650 00:37:33,684 --> 00:37:37,211 Handsome, I came here is because I want you to find me a girl 651 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:38,916 to attract a fool. 652 00:37:38,956 --> 00:37:42,687 If I have a beautiful girl then this fool will stand up for sure. 653 00:37:44,295 --> 00:37:48,197 Little boy, give me some face and wake up, okay? 654 00:38:10,254 --> 00:38:11,687 It's okay now! 655 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:14,815 Hello! 656 00:38:18,329 --> 00:38:20,058 Don't look... 657 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,938 Why are you still searching for a beautiful girl? 658 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:32,943 She is the perfect candidate. 659 00:38:33,177 --> 00:38:34,508 Can she? 660 00:38:34,712 --> 00:38:36,202 Of course! Look! 661 00:38:38,182 --> 00:38:39,877 Why do you want us to come watch X-rated movies? 662 00:38:39,917 --> 00:38:41,714 I didn't ask you to watch. I want you to act in it. 663 00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:43,517 No way! 664 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:45,220 Shut up! $100,000! 665 00:38:46,924 --> 00:38:48,391 Who do you think we are? 666 00:38:49,093 --> 00:38:50,321 $200,000! 667 00:38:50,761 --> 00:38:52,285 I will pay. 668 00:38:54,098 --> 00:38:55,463 I want to be the main actor! 669 00:38:55,933 --> 00:38:58,197 I don't want you to make X-rated movies. 670 00:38:58,235 --> 00:39:00,362 I just want you to attract Peter Chu. 671 00:39:00,404 --> 00:39:02,838 Get him to fall for you. Seduce him to sleep with you. 672 00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:04,372 I don't understand! 673 00:39:07,211 --> 00:39:10,203 He is so rich, why does he need to lie? 674 00:39:10,247 --> 00:39:12,807 He is so mean. We want to trick him a little. 675 00:39:12,850 --> 00:39:15,819 Yeah! All girls knows how to do this! 676 00:39:16,253 --> 00:39:17,811 Maybe you don't do this often. 677 00:39:18,055 --> 00:39:19,352 Let's do this. 678 00:39:21,125 --> 00:39:24,322 I will be Peter Chu and you will try your skills on me. 679 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,330 If there is any mistake, I can correct it right away. 680 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,854 Come on! 681 00:39:27,998 --> 00:39:29,329 Let me do it. 682 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:30,994 Okay. 683 00:39:31,569 --> 00:39:34,221 No! This is too easy. 684 00:39:34,322 --> 00:39:36,131 Something more important is waiting for me. 685 00:39:36,173 --> 00:39:37,231 Really? 686 00:39:37,274 --> 00:39:39,469 I will go feed the crab! 687 00:39:43,914 --> 00:39:44,903 Come on! 688 00:39:45,249 --> 00:39:46,944 Yeah! Go. 689 00:42:52,970 --> 00:42:57,236 No way! How can she be this good?! 690 00:43:00,544 --> 00:43:05,038 It is nothing! This is only a regular reaction of a man! 691 00:43:06,383 --> 00:43:11,685 Not bad! Just think of her as someone I don't like. 692 00:43:11,722 --> 00:43:16,386 Someone you don't like. 693 00:43:20,698 --> 00:43:22,131 Your shirt! 694 00:43:24,568 --> 00:43:26,627 Very attractive! 695 00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:29,429 It's okay, Dragon is not here right now. 696 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:32,265 Would a used product become new after being washed? 697 00:43:32,309 --> 00:43:33,571 No one will know what happened! 698 00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:38,345 Hi! Someone delivered a tape to you. 699 00:43:39,316 --> 00:43:40,578 Who? 700 00:43:40,718 --> 00:43:41,810 Let's take a look! 701 00:44:11,148 --> 00:44:16,211 Master... Pay them please! 702 00:44:20,157 --> 00:44:21,021 Hello! 703 00:44:21,058 --> 00:44:22,719 I didn't answer the phone! It's for you! 704 00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:24,021 Hello! 705 00:44:24,061 --> 00:44:26,325 After you watch this tape you will die! 706 00:44:26,363 --> 00:44:28,831 No, Dragon will die! 707 00:44:29,066 --> 00:44:32,365 - Don't forget to pay! - Hello? 708 00:44:35,839 --> 00:44:37,101 Hello? 709 00:44:37,141 --> 00:44:38,768 It's hung up! 710 00:44:40,377 --> 00:44:43,073 No more time left, let's get to work! 711 00:44:50,722 --> 00:44:52,189 Wait! 712 00:44:54,058 --> 00:44:55,355 What? 713 00:44:57,529 --> 00:44:59,121 I am scared! 714 00:44:59,998 --> 00:45:02,466 What for? I have taught you for couple days already. Let's go! 715 00:45:09,574 --> 00:45:14,375 Give me a 9, okay? 716 00:45:14,479 --> 00:45:18,438 An 8 is okay too. 717 00:45:18,783 --> 00:45:21,047 8 or 9 is fine. 718 00:45:21,085 --> 00:45:23,110 I won't! I don't want to be with him. 719 00:45:23,154 --> 00:45:24,621 Hey! 720 00:45:31,196 --> 00:45:32,595 Hey! 721 00:45:40,605 --> 00:45:42,038 What? 722 00:45:45,043 --> 00:45:47,170 What? 723 00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:52,140 If you don't want to do it, why didn't you tell me earlier? 724 00:45:52,484 --> 00:45:53,815 We have the whole plan set up already. 725 00:45:53,852 --> 00:45:55,581 What are you doing here? 726 00:45:57,589 --> 00:45:59,079 Do you like me? 727 00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:04,656 Of course! You are so beautiful. Of course I like you! Right? 728 00:46:06,464 --> 00:46:13,836 Do you know that I fell in love with you last time when I met you by the pool. 729 00:46:15,473 --> 00:46:18,442 When I saw you again at the airport. 730 00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:23,704 I was so happy that I didn't know how to even describe it! 731 00:46:30,221 --> 00:46:31,745 Do you like me? 732 00:46:33,191 --> 00:46:36,752 Of course! You are so beautiful. Of course I like you. 733 00:46:37,161 --> 00:46:41,461 If you like me, why you send me to seduce that evil man? 734 00:46:42,901 --> 00:46:46,132 It's work! I am going to pay for your work. 735 00:46:47,705 --> 00:46:49,297 What if I get raped? 736 00:46:52,243 --> 00:46:53,904 Will you feel sad? 737 00:46:54,846 --> 00:46:57,144 It won't happen! We are looking after you! 738 00:46:57,181 --> 00:46:59,115 Nothing is going to be wrong. 739 00:46:59,717 --> 00:47:03,175 I am doing this for you. 740 00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:39,881 Does it work? It's well experienced. 741 00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:49,292 I know that falling in love with you means nothing good. 742 00:47:54,339 --> 00:47:58,571 But I don't have to consider anymore. 743 00:47:59,177 --> 00:48:00,735 Too tired! 744 00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:13,217 Just kidding. You are so old. 745 00:48:44,622 --> 00:48:45,987 How come you are here? 746 00:48:46,290 --> 00:48:49,316 You are good! When are you going to teach me how to kiss a girl? 747 00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:50,951 Want me to kick your ass? 748 00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:53,321 I saw everything! 749 00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,266 Am I a bad person? 750 00:48:59,404 --> 00:49:02,202 No! There's no good or bad in relationships. 751 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,367 The only matters is that who likes the other party the most. 752 00:49:04,409 --> 00:49:05,398 If she likes you, 753 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:07,343 she will even sacrifice herself for you. 754 00:49:07,378 --> 00:49:08,777 But you don't need her to do that. 755 00:49:10,348 --> 00:49:12,248 Thanks! Get to work. 756 00:49:12,917 --> 00:49:14,350 Beautiful! 757 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:17,981 Do you think you can win? 758 00:49:18,690 --> 00:49:23,423 Very beautiful! 759 00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:25,395 You think this card is pretty too? 760 00:49:28,399 --> 00:49:30,924 Player or Baccarat, nothing! 761 00:49:34,906 --> 00:49:39,934 Baby, you won. Aren't you happy? 762 00:49:41,713 --> 00:49:44,841 I will bet on player this hand. 763 00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:46,541 Player! 764 00:49:48,853 --> 00:49:51,686 I like your personality! 765 00:49:58,463 --> 00:49:59,930 You lost? 766 00:50:00,865 --> 00:50:03,925 I told you to bet on player with me. If so, you'd have won money. 767 00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:08,703 Let's do this, you can have these chips. 768 00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:09,904 I don't want it! 769 00:50:10,575 --> 00:50:11,872 I knew you are here. 770 00:50:13,077 --> 00:50:14,942 - Easy! - Just stay there! 771 00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:16,377 Who told you to come? 772 00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:18,004 You got a bad temper. 773 00:50:18,049 --> 00:50:20,449 I learnt it from you. 774 00:50:20,551 --> 00:50:21,575 Go back to your room. 775 00:50:23,488 --> 00:50:24,978 What a punk! 776 00:50:25,423 --> 00:50:28,324 A beautiful girl is following this dickhead! 777 00:50:28,926 --> 00:50:30,951 Forget it! No more game. let's go to watch magic shows. 778 00:50:30,995 --> 00:50:31,586 Cash please. 779 00:50:40,571 --> 00:50:42,732 Good. 780 00:50:59,390 --> 00:51:01,051 It's that 2 dickheads again! 781 00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:11,533 A beautiful girl is following a dickhead! 782 00:51:42,133 --> 00:51:44,567 Thank you for your help! 783 00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:48,401 No, no, no, thank you! 784 00:51:48,539 --> 00:51:51,372 Go! Go! 785 00:51:51,409 --> 00:51:53,400 Give her a hand... 786 00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:26,602 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen! 787 00:52:26,644 --> 00:52:31,206 And now, is there anyone of the audiences willing to remove this curtain? 788 00:52:32,884 --> 00:52:35,250 Sir, you, please! If you want! 789 00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:41,958 Thank you very much. 790 00:52:48,466 --> 00:52:49,956 Asshole! 791 00:53:00,912 --> 00:53:03,540 Thanks, I am very shy. 792 00:53:03,581 --> 00:53:05,640 I always wanted to hit a tiger. 793 00:53:05,816 --> 00:53:07,477 But now I killed a tiger. 794 00:53:07,618 --> 00:53:09,085 Thank you. 795 00:53:18,596 --> 00:53:21,565 Baby, have some wine? 796 00:53:21,632 --> 00:53:22,792 I am Betty! 797 00:53:22,967 --> 00:53:25,527 Betty?! What a cute name! 798 00:53:25,569 --> 00:53:28,561 They called me Dicky when I was little. 799 00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:30,731 Now they called me Big Dick. 800 00:53:31,042 --> 00:53:36,105 You are so beautiful. Why are you following that asshole? 801 00:53:38,749 --> 00:53:44,153 He is a gangster in Hong Kong. My whole family is controlled by him. 802 00:53:44,922 --> 00:53:46,913 So what? 803 00:53:47,024 --> 00:53:49,720 The most powerful gangsters in the world are in America. 804 00:53:49,994 --> 00:53:54,294 But they are stupid. They go around and cause troubles. 805 00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:55,862 But they don't have the guts to fight one to one. 806 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,902 All they do it to spend tons of money to shoot missile at people, 807 00:54:00,037 --> 00:54:03,973 If they change that money into coins and throw it 808 00:54:04,275 --> 00:54:07,802 all the people in Yugoslavia will die. 809 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:12,010 You are well educated! 810 00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:14,544 Of course. 811 00:54:18,222 --> 00:54:20,247 Don't follow that asshole anymore! 812 00:54:21,092 --> 00:54:22,582 Follow me! 813 00:54:25,363 --> 00:54:27,888 You drunk the wine already. I will take that as a yes. 814 00:54:28,032 --> 00:54:29,966 I will give you a gift. 815 00:54:31,202 --> 00:54:32,794 Wait for me! 816 00:54:33,838 --> 00:54:35,237 Go away! 817 00:54:35,573 --> 00:54:36,130 Out! 818 00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:37,570 Yes Sir! 819 00:54:40,778 --> 00:54:42,643 Will we have sex tonight? 820 00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:43,874 Of course! 821 00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:50,712 Finger prints scan. 822 00:54:50,855 --> 00:54:51,981 Certify! Mr. Chu! 823 00:54:52,156 --> 00:54:53,180 Thank you! 824 00:54:55,126 --> 00:54:56,354 Who is it? 825 00:54:57,795 --> 00:55:00,025 Why are you here? 826 00:55:00,598 --> 00:55:02,122 I have told you many times, 827 00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:05,734 I don't want to be bothered when I open the safe. 828 00:55:05,903 --> 00:55:07,564 If I press it wrong three times. 829 00:55:07,605 --> 00:55:12,042 the safe will release high heat and destroy everything in there. 830 00:55:12,209 --> 00:55:18,148 You know the password better than ID number! How will you press it wrong? 831 00:55:20,151 --> 00:55:21,618 Sit tight. 832 00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:43,704 I wanted you to give me this ring for a year and you never did. 833 00:55:43,874 --> 00:55:45,705 But now you are going to give it to that bitch. 834 00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:49,745 Don't forget, I helped you to get that 4 billion. 835 00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:50,974 Shut up! 836 00:55:52,983 --> 00:55:54,848 You want to hit me? 837 00:55:55,019 --> 00:55:58,113 If I don't want to, no one dares to touch me. 838 00:55:58,389 --> 00:56:03,190 You... look so pretty when you are mad. 839 00:56:03,794 --> 00:56:06,888 I am a man, it is normal for me to try get a woman onto a bed. 840 00:56:11,335 --> 00:56:15,101 You are mine forever and be a little bit generous. 841 00:56:15,339 --> 00:56:19,298 Let her wear this and be happy for couple of days. 842 00:56:19,477 --> 00:56:24,073 After I am tired of her, I will steal the ring back for you. 843 00:56:24,281 --> 00:56:25,441 You better keep your promise! 844 00:56:25,483 --> 00:56:27,713 I swear! If I lie, 845 00:56:27,852 --> 00:56:31,015 I will be used as a human missile and will be thrown to Yugoslavia. 846 00:56:31,689 --> 00:56:33,987 Be good, don't get mad. 847 00:56:35,159 --> 00:56:38,720 Sit here, rest and look after the safe for me! 848 00:56:43,334 --> 00:56:44,801 Do you like it? 849 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:46,869 Is this for me? 850 00:56:47,972 --> 00:56:49,963 Don't go back tonight. 851 00:56:50,341 --> 00:56:54,277 I can't! He will kill my parents! 852 00:56:54,512 --> 00:56:57,413 Your parents will die someday anyways! 853 00:56:58,115 --> 00:57:02,779 Why don't I go buy tickets for tomorrow night's show. 854 00:57:02,820 --> 00:57:07,154 I will sneak out to meet you after the show starts. 855 00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:10,124 Okay! And come back here. 856 00:57:10,461 --> 00:57:16,764 No way! But I know there's a small motel around. 857 00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:19,058 He knows too many people here. 858 00:57:19,303 --> 00:57:21,294 I don't want to be noticed. 859 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:26,776 I like when a girl is cheating on his man! 860 00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:28,206 Which motel? 861 00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:31,938 Bye! 862 00:57:41,192 --> 00:57:45,754 Yeah, go, go, go... Ole, Ole, Ole. 863 00:57:45,829 --> 00:57:50,129 I love sex. 864 00:57:56,540 --> 00:57:57,507 What? 865 00:57:57,875 --> 00:58:00,867 I've got him. I have a date with him tomorrow night 11:00 at that motel. 866 00:58:00,911 --> 00:58:04,847 That's good! We'll give him a shot after we capture him. 867 00:58:04,949 --> 00:58:07,417 When he is dizzy, we will take him back to Hong Kong. 868 00:58:07,551 --> 00:58:10,213 I heard that he has 4 billion in his safe! 869 00:58:10,821 --> 00:58:12,413 Did you hear it wrong? 870 00:58:13,424 --> 00:58:16,154 4 billion? Betty, what are you talking about? 871 00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:17,527 Nothing! 872 00:58:18,529 --> 00:58:20,861 Didn't you just say that he has 4 billion? 873 00:58:20,898 --> 00:58:23,162 They can get 4 billion on this job? 874 00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:25,893 We can be super rich! 875 00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:28,096 I don't care! I've had great contributions. 876 00:58:28,272 --> 00:58:30,433 What are you talking about? 877 00:58:30,574 --> 00:58:32,007 He lied! Do you believe her? 878 00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:33,108 Crazy! 879 00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:36,842 Sammi! 880 00:58:36,981 --> 00:58:38,471 Don't talk to me. 881 00:58:40,284 --> 00:58:43,947 I got it, you guys work together. 882 00:58:44,121 --> 00:58:46,316 You guys are going to leave me out. 883 00:58:46,423 --> 00:58:50,223 I know, you guys always look down on me. 884 00:58:50,828 --> 00:58:54,389 I am right! I am not important to you. 885 00:58:56,467 --> 00:58:59,959 I am really a trash. 886 00:59:01,071 --> 00:59:03,562 You guys never want to count me in anyways. 887 00:59:04,908 --> 00:59:06,466 I should leave! 888 00:59:07,278 --> 00:59:10,577 I am leaving! 889 00:59:12,283 --> 00:59:13,443 Sammi! 890 00:59:13,584 --> 00:59:15,017 Don't mind her! 891 00:59:15,152 --> 00:59:16,551 Why should we let her go? 892 00:59:17,855 --> 00:59:19,015 Let's see how far she can go? 893 00:59:19,189 --> 00:59:19,917 Let's go! 894 00:59:19,957 --> 00:59:21,356 Let's go! 895 00:59:32,169 --> 00:59:33,568 What? 896 00:59:34,938 --> 00:59:37,839 I heard everything you just said! 897 00:59:37,875 --> 00:59:41,641 Want to go to my room and have a drink? 898 00:59:41,679 --> 00:59:42,839 No! 899 00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:45,075 Interested? 900 00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,360 Is it a 5 carts diamond? 901 00:59:59,496 --> 01:00:01,293 7 and a half carts! 902 01:00:05,002 --> 01:00:06,993 You are giving it to me? 903 01:00:07,304 --> 01:00:11,934 They know I have 4 billion and want to take me back to Hong Kong. 904 01:00:11,975 --> 01:00:16,002 Do you know what other plans they have for me? 905 01:00:17,448 --> 01:00:22,613 I heard that they want to capture you at that motel. 906 01:00:24,221 --> 01:00:27,213 Don't tell them that I'm working for you! 907 01:00:27,358 --> 01:00:30,384 No way! Don't worry! 908 01:00:36,934 --> 01:00:38,299 So? 909 01:00:38,335 --> 01:00:41,361 This is it! 910 01:00:54,318 --> 01:00:55,979 What's going on? 911 01:00:56,019 --> 01:00:57,543 They are in there 912 01:00:59,356 --> 01:01:00,288 What is this? 913 01:01:00,424 --> 01:01:02,289 Heat detector. 914 01:01:02,426 --> 01:01:06,089 A human body releases temperature around 100'F. 915 01:01:06,263 --> 01:01:08,731 It can be detected through a wall. 916 01:01:09,099 --> 01:01:09,963 We have to be smart, 917 01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:12,261 when Peter Chu is showering we will rush in and fix him. 918 01:01:12,403 --> 01:01:13,631 We will tie him up and take him back to Hong Kong. 919 01:01:13,971 --> 01:01:15,233 I want to kick his ass. 920 01:01:15,372 --> 01:01:16,430 I am scared! 921 01:01:16,707 --> 01:01:18,140 How can we be scared right now? 922 01:01:18,475 --> 01:01:19,567 Let's get some rest first. 923 01:01:21,345 --> 01:01:22,778 Trying to capture me? 924 01:01:23,781 --> 01:01:26,375 So, do you believe me now? 925 01:01:26,984 --> 01:01:27,951 Fix them! 926 01:01:27,985 --> 01:01:29,009 Got it. 927 01:01:29,052 --> 01:01:29,541 Do it clean! 928 01:01:34,091 --> 01:01:36,252 What are you going to do to them? 929 01:01:36,393 --> 01:01:37,087 Nothing! 930 01:01:37,127 --> 01:01:39,595 Just throw them into the crusher, 931 01:01:39,730 --> 01:01:42,460 and crush them into a sausage. 932 01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:45,094 Are you kidding? 933 01:01:46,670 --> 01:01:51,403 You better be smart and listen to me. 934 01:01:51,542 --> 01:01:56,639 If you didn't have a nice body. 935 01:01:56,814 --> 01:01:58,509 You will become hot dog too! 936 01:01:59,450 --> 01:02:01,281 Take off the ring! 937 01:02:04,288 --> 01:02:06,017 Are you sure? 938 01:02:06,490 --> 01:02:08,014 Here you go! 939 01:02:08,625 --> 01:02:10,115 Sir! 940 01:02:11,528 --> 01:02:13,223 Do remember, you disturb me making love. 941 01:02:13,263 --> 01:02:15,231 Your dick pocket will be barbecued after your death. 942 01:02:15,365 --> 01:02:17,060 Sorry! I should speak English. 943 01:02:17,334 --> 01:02:25,708 Do remember, you disturb me making love your spring pocket dick will be barbecued! 944 01:02:25,809 --> 01:02:27,071 Get out! 945 01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:35,513 Sir! 946 01:02:37,654 --> 01:02:40,487 Hello, conmen. 947 01:02:40,657 --> 01:02:43,125 Security! 948 01:02:48,799 --> 01:02:52,064 Don't hit my face... 949 01:02:52,569 --> 01:02:54,264 You love to have a handsome face? 950 01:02:58,075 --> 01:03:00,669 I told you not to hit my face. 951 01:03:01,678 --> 01:03:02,838 How come you are here? 952 01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:04,147 Who is there in that motel? 953 01:03:10,354 --> 01:03:12,549 You guys got tricked! 954 01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:15,257 Try to use high technology equipment to track us? It won't work! 955 01:03:15,425 --> 01:03:16,824 Shit! Go back! 956 01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:17,751 What did you say? 957 01:03:17,895 --> 01:03:19,590 Damn! Let's go! 958 01:03:23,367 --> 01:03:25,096 The safe is here! 959 01:03:25,235 --> 01:03:27,169 Open the safe. 960 01:03:27,337 --> 01:03:30,272 I won't! I dare you to kill me! 961 01:03:30,407 --> 01:03:33,899 Just use his finger prints! 962 01:03:34,211 --> 01:03:36,645 It's not that simple! There must be a password. 963 01:03:37,114 --> 01:03:37,842 We can guess! 964 01:03:38,181 --> 01:03:43,710 Guess?! If you get it wrong 3 times, the safe will release high heat 965 01:03:44,121 --> 01:03:45,645 and it will burn up everything in there. 966 01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:47,187 I don't care! 967 01:03:47,424 --> 01:03:50,257 But you guys will come here for nothing! 968 01:03:50,427 --> 01:03:51,826 Don't be cocky! 969 01:03:55,899 --> 01:03:57,264 What? 970 01:03:59,937 --> 01:04:01,837 Do you think it will be safe if you don't answer the phone? 971 01:04:02,272 --> 01:04:03,762 Let me tell you, I have a habit 972 01:04:04,141 --> 01:04:06,666 If I don't answer my call, they know something is wrong. 973 01:04:06,710 --> 01:04:08,143 They will be here soon. 974 01:04:08,312 --> 01:04:09,643 Get up! 975 01:04:09,746 --> 01:04:12,146 Let me tell you, you better work with us. 976 01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:14,146 If not, I will kill you right now. 977 01:04:14,284 --> 01:04:19,187 You won't! It does nothing good if you kill me. 978 01:04:20,557 --> 01:04:21,751 Who touched my ass? 979 01:04:22,225 --> 01:04:23,157 Me! 980 01:04:36,306 --> 01:04:37,933 The car is over there! 981 01:04:40,510 --> 01:04:41,374 Where is the driver? 982 01:04:41,612 --> 01:04:42,237 Driver? 983 01:04:42,346 --> 01:04:43,677 Yeah! Driver? 984 01:04:45,248 --> 01:04:46,510 Didn't you get a driver? 985 01:04:46,650 --> 01:04:48,242 You don't have to be so mean! I will drive. 986 01:04:48,418 --> 01:04:49,385 Sorry! 987 01:04:55,993 --> 01:04:59,656 But why didn't you hire a driver? 988 01:05:00,263 --> 01:05:02,458 So what, didn't you say that you are going to drive? 989 01:05:02,599 --> 01:05:05,261 I will drive it if I know how. 990 01:05:05,402 --> 01:05:06,960 Why you rented a manual transmission? 991 01:05:07,270 --> 01:05:09,204 So what? It's still a car. 992 01:05:09,306 --> 01:05:13,675 But you have to swing this thing up and down. 993 01:05:13,777 --> 01:05:15,335 The biggest difference is... 994 01:05:15,612 --> 01:05:17,944 that I only have a automatic driving license. 995 01:05:18,315 --> 01:05:19,282 What? 996 01:05:19,316 --> 01:05:21,341 I don't get it. Why didn't you hire a driver? 997 01:05:21,485 --> 01:05:23,282 Why didn't you hire a driver when you rent this car? 998 01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:25,845 I don't know how to drive this car. 999 01:05:27,391 --> 01:05:28,585 Come out! 1000 01:05:28,692 --> 01:05:29,659 Why are you so mean? 1001 01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:31,885 Why do you have a useless driver license? 1002 01:05:32,029 --> 01:05:32,852 I only know how to drive an automatic! 1003 01:05:33,230 --> 01:05:35,824 Don't be so mean? I only learned automatic before! 1004 01:05:35,966 --> 01:05:37,365 You are so mean, why don't you drive? 1005 01:05:37,567 --> 01:05:38,898 I drive?! Do you know who I am? 1006 01:05:39,036 --> 01:05:39,934 I drive for you?! 1007 01:05:40,303 --> 01:05:42,294 Enough, they are almost here! 1008 01:05:42,539 --> 01:05:43,335 You drive 1009 01:05:43,507 --> 01:05:46,499 I won't drive! This is against my principal! I won't drive. 1010 01:05:46,677 --> 01:05:49,407 Why didn't you hire a driver then? 1011 01:05:49,546 --> 01:05:51,776 This is inexcusable. 1012 01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:53,575 I have to punish you! You guys drive it. 1013 01:05:53,717 --> 01:05:54,775 I don't know how to drive! 1014 01:05:54,985 --> 01:05:56,282 What is the matter with you? Why can't you just drive? 1015 01:05:56,319 --> 01:05:59,049 We are in a hurry! You drive! You are so annoying! 1016 01:06:00,290 --> 01:06:01,450 I don't know how! 1017 01:06:02,526 --> 01:06:03,652 You don't know how to drive? 1018 01:06:03,827 --> 01:06:05,260 I didn't know how to drive when I was little. 1019 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:06,319 I went to jail when I grew up. 1020 01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:09,330 I came out when I was 30 something. I had no time to learn driving. 1021 01:06:11,635 --> 01:06:15,696 I can't act being unconscious anymore! You guys are damn stupid. 1022 01:06:15,839 --> 01:06:17,329 I can't take it anymore. 1023 01:06:18,008 --> 01:06:20,272 What are you laughing at? Why don't you drive then? 1024 01:06:21,511 --> 01:06:25,607 Me?! I might be able to fly a plane but I just can't drive! 1025 01:06:25,882 --> 01:06:27,747 Take a cab! 1026 01:06:42,432 --> 01:06:45,060 Look after him. I will go buy the ticket! 1027 01:06:46,570 --> 01:06:47,832 Do you know how to hold a gun? 1028 01:06:47,938 --> 01:06:50,031 Gun doesn't have eyes! It might go off itself. 1029 01:06:50,307 --> 01:06:51,968 It's okay! You will die that's all! 1030 01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:08,453 - Excuse me! - Who? 1031 01:07:09,392 --> 01:07:10,518 What are you doing here? 1032 01:07:10,660 --> 01:07:12,423 Are you Mr. Wong Jing? 1033 01:07:12,496 --> 01:07:13,292 No! 1034 01:07:13,330 --> 01:07:14,922 I'm sorry! 1035 01:07:20,470 --> 01:07:24,804 Nat! Nat! 1036 01:07:25,509 --> 01:07:26,339 His men are here. 1037 01:07:26,476 --> 01:07:27,340 What should we do? 1038 01:07:27,511 --> 01:07:28,409 I don't know. 1039 01:07:29,346 --> 01:07:30,574 How come you are sitting on him? 1040 01:07:31,414 --> 01:07:32,881 Get up! 1041 01:07:34,785 --> 01:07:36,412 How come he is here? Why? 1042 01:07:36,453 --> 01:07:37,613 You guys want money, right? 1043 01:07:37,654 --> 01:07:39,383 I will give you guys couple millions, okay? 1044 01:07:39,422 --> 01:07:40,354 You silly kidnappers! 1045 01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:41,357 Silly kidnappers?! 1046 01:07:41,491 --> 01:07:43,083 Don't hit me! Don't hit my nose! 1047 01:07:43,393 --> 01:07:43,722 My nose is plastic made! 1048 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:44,954 You... 1049 01:07:45,462 --> 01:07:47,362 What should we do? 1050 01:07:47,864 --> 01:07:49,126 We don't have to take a plane! 1051 01:07:49,466 --> 01:07:50,797 Let's go! 1052 01:08:31,808 --> 01:08:34,538 I think about 3 more hours we will be able to reach Los Angeles. 1053 01:08:34,978 --> 01:08:36,673 How come there is desert all over the place? 1054 01:08:37,047 --> 01:08:38,912 We didn't ask you to walk. 1055 01:08:40,083 --> 01:08:42,449 Hey, can we have a deal? 1056 01:08:43,019 --> 01:08:46,079 You want to have a deal? Talk to my boss. 1057 01:08:46,723 --> 01:08:50,124 You think I'm a fool? You are their boss. 1058 01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:53,691 Let me go, I will give you $800,000,000! 1059 01:08:53,997 --> 01:08:56,431 $800,000,000? We will get $200,000,000 each! 1060 01:08:57,033 --> 01:09:00,543 Think! The person who sent you to arrest me, 1061 01:09:00,544 --> 01:09:02,903 won't be able to pay this amount! 1062 01:09:03,073 --> 01:09:04,540 $800,000,000? 1063 01:09:04,908 --> 01:09:07,775 If you release me, I will pay you. 1064 01:09:09,946 --> 01:09:11,208 You will pay right away? 1065 01:09:11,548 --> 01:09:13,448 We are loyal to our words. 1066 01:09:13,483 --> 01:09:14,507 I will trust you! 1067 01:09:17,687 --> 01:09:18,779 Why are you hitting me so hard? 1068 01:09:18,989 --> 01:09:19,683 My nose is plastic made! 1069 01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:20,755 Look, he is bleeding badly! 1070 01:09:20,957 --> 01:09:22,618 What's happening back there? 1071 01:09:22,792 --> 01:09:23,986 Nothing. 1072 01:09:24,527 --> 01:09:26,017 Let me do it! Want to get his ass kicked. 1073 01:09:28,498 --> 01:09:32,161 Kidnap... It's a kidnap. 1074 01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:43,168 It's fake. 1075 01:09:54,991 --> 01:09:57,619 Stop messing around. I will kill you. 1076 01:09:57,794 --> 01:10:00,092 You won't kill me, right? 1077 01:10:00,797 --> 01:10:04,927 If you kill me then you just wasted great chance to get rich. 1078 01:10:08,605 --> 01:10:10,596 If we kill him, Dragon will be dead. 1079 01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:14,199 So you need money to save your fellow. 1080 01:10:14,511 --> 01:10:15,773 Then you just can't kill me now. 1081 01:10:15,979 --> 01:10:18,539 And you better treat me well. 1082 01:10:18,615 --> 01:10:21,880 If you release me earlier, would have given you $800,000,000. 1083 01:10:22,018 --> 01:10:24,282 Now... I won't give you a penny. 1084 01:10:27,257 --> 01:10:29,725 I can't let you go, but I can kick your ass! 1085 01:10:30,093 --> 01:10:33,620 Dickhead! 1086 01:10:37,867 --> 01:10:39,528 We can't take this car anymore. 1087 01:10:39,569 --> 01:10:40,866 The driver will go call the police. 1088 01:10:41,037 --> 01:10:42,004 Let's walk. 1089 01:10:42,572 --> 01:10:45,973 Walk? Walk in a desert? 1090 01:10:47,577 --> 01:10:55,882 You two are bastards! 1091 01:10:56,686 --> 01:11:00,019 I was enjoying my life in the Caesar's Palace. 1092 01:11:00,190 --> 01:11:02,624 But now I have to suffer and walk in this damn hot desert! 1093 01:11:03,994 --> 01:11:06,258 Why didn't we just follow the highway? 1094 01:11:06,629 --> 01:11:09,598 Isn't that the same as driving the bus? 1095 01:11:09,666 --> 01:11:11,634 We will get arrested by the highway police too. 1096 01:11:11,968 --> 01:11:14,698 After we cross this desert, we will be there. 1097 01:11:15,372 --> 01:11:16,839 About 4 days! 1098 01:11:17,007 --> 01:11:18,771 4 days? We have been walking for 4 days! 1099 01:11:18,772 --> 01:11:20,738 You asshole! 1100 01:11:23,913 --> 01:11:25,346 What's wrong with him? 1101 01:11:25,715 --> 01:11:27,376 Stop! 1102 01:11:27,751 --> 01:11:29,048 Is he crazy? 1103 01:11:31,054 --> 01:11:32,646 Don't you say that word again. 1104 01:11:32,689 --> 01:11:33,815 What word? 1105 01:11:34,024 --> 01:11:36,356 Don't you say the word asshole again. 1106 01:11:36,626 --> 01:11:38,025 Or he will lose control again. 1107 01:11:38,194 --> 01:11:39,752 So strange! 1108 01:11:41,598 --> 01:11:43,691 We can't continue like this. 1109 01:11:43,933 --> 01:11:45,628 You can but I can't. 1110 01:11:45,769 --> 01:11:47,259 My life is very valuable. 1111 01:11:47,670 --> 01:11:48,602 If this continues, 1112 01:11:48,705 --> 01:11:51,105 we will either die of thirst or fatigue. 1113 01:11:51,241 --> 01:11:54,039 You know that there is lot of poisoned snake here. 1114 01:11:54,177 --> 01:11:55,337 If we get bitten by one of them, 1115 01:11:55,645 --> 01:11:57,078 we will die in half an hour. 1116 01:11:57,213 --> 01:11:59,647 If other snake bite us, we will die in 15 minutes. 1117 01:12:02,652 --> 01:12:03,710 Snake! Did you see it? 1118 01:12:03,753 --> 01:12:05,380 Stop messing around?! 1119 01:12:05,789 --> 01:12:07,848 - Be careful! - Really? 1120 01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:17,156 Stop messing around! Who bite my ass? 1121 01:12:17,901 --> 01:12:22,361 Who is it? 1122 01:12:35,919 --> 01:12:41,414 It will be good if I am gambling by winning two in a row. 1123 01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:44,656 Let's wait until the snake's gone. 1124 01:12:52,302 --> 01:12:53,428 Looks like he is poisoned. 1125 01:12:53,736 --> 01:12:55,761 Very deep. 1126 01:12:56,139 --> 01:12:57,731 He will surely die within half an hour, 1127 01:12:57,907 --> 01:13:00,102 unless someone sucks the poison for him. 1128 01:13:00,343 --> 01:13:02,470 Be fair. Let's vote then. 1129 01:13:02,779 --> 01:13:03,040 Okay! 1130 01:13:03,279 --> 01:13:04,712 1, 2, 3. 1131 01:13:04,747 --> 01:13:05,805 You! 1132 01:13:07,217 --> 01:13:08,445 Have we voted already? 1133 01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:09,650 Yes! 1134 01:13:09,686 --> 01:13:10,653 You guys picked on me. 1135 01:13:10,687 --> 01:13:12,211 No way! If you agree to suck out his poison. 1136 01:13:12,355 --> 01:13:13,788 I will give you $10,000,000 more. 1137 01:13:14,757 --> 01:13:16,019 $10,000,000. 1138 01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:16,818 Fine! But you've to promise me one thing. 1139 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:17,756 What? 1140 01:13:17,794 --> 01:13:19,284 Don't you dare mention this again. 1141 01:13:19,462 --> 01:13:20,326 If not our friendship is over. 1142 01:13:20,363 --> 01:13:21,387 Of course! 1143 01:13:21,498 --> 01:13:22,396 - Really? - Really. 1144 01:13:22,699 --> 01:13:23,893 If I tell Dragon about this, he will laugh to death. 1145 01:13:24,033 --> 01:13:26,729 I told you not to mention it! 1146 01:13:26,769 --> 01:13:27,793 I didn't. 1147 01:13:28,338 --> 01:13:29,896 Hurry. 1148 01:13:37,247 --> 01:13:41,843 Don't treat me like this! 1149 01:13:41,985 --> 01:13:44,749 You are so heavy! Can you come down and walk by yourself? 1150 01:13:44,787 --> 01:13:47,813 I am hurt and you don't even feel sorry for me? 1151 01:13:47,857 --> 01:13:50,325 I think I suffer more than you 1152 01:13:50,527 --> 01:13:53,792 Is my lips okay? 1153 01:13:53,830 --> 01:13:54,956 It's fine! 1154 01:13:54,998 --> 01:13:55,930 Really? 1155 01:13:56,132 --> 01:13:57,827 Hey. 1156 01:13:58,001 --> 01:13:59,161 What's the matter? Hurry. 1157 01:13:59,335 --> 01:14:00,427 Hurry 1158 01:14:02,038 --> 01:14:02,902 How is my lips? 1159 01:14:03,039 --> 01:14:05,473 - Nothing. - Nothing. It's fine! 1160 01:14:05,808 --> 01:14:07,776 Do you have a lip stick? 1161 01:14:07,810 --> 01:14:08,834 No! 1162 01:14:08,878 --> 01:14:09,776 Where is the mirror? 1163 01:14:09,879 --> 01:14:10,538 No! 1164 01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:13,010 Let me take a look... Don't move. 1165 01:14:13,183 --> 01:14:15,083 Let's go... 1166 01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:18,310 I can't stand it! 1167 01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:19,819 Hurry! 1168 01:14:19,856 --> 01:14:21,790 Come carry me, I am hurt. 1169 01:14:21,891 --> 01:14:22,858 You are annoying! 1170 01:14:36,940 --> 01:14:39,534 There will be a gas station west of us! 1171 01:14:40,543 --> 01:14:43,774 We walked in that direction for many times already but we didn't see it? 1172 01:14:44,147 --> 01:14:46,445 I am just doing as what it says on the map! 1173 01:14:46,849 --> 01:14:47,941 Forget it! Don't get mad. 1174 01:14:48,084 --> 01:14:49,108 Is my lips okay? 1175 01:14:49,319 --> 01:14:50,115 They are fine! 1176 01:14:50,153 --> 01:14:51,814 It's tight! 1177 01:14:51,921 --> 01:14:52,785 Is only an illusion! 1178 01:14:52,922 --> 01:14:53,820 Really? 1179 01:14:53,923 --> 01:14:55,447 Is that an illusion? 1180 01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:02,293 What? 1181 01:15:02,465 --> 01:15:04,990 Yeah! There is a restaurant! 1182 01:15:05,268 --> 01:15:06,257 We can get something to eat! 1183 01:15:06,436 --> 01:15:08,131 Shit! I don't have any money! 1184 01:15:08,271 --> 01:15:09,568 I left my wallet on the bus. 1185 01:15:10,073 --> 01:15:12,303 Don't look at me! I never carry cash with me. 1186 01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:15,106 Do we look like we have money on us? 1187 01:15:15,278 --> 01:15:16,438 I always rely on my boss. 1188 01:15:16,579 --> 01:15:17,841 Why should I carry money when you are here? 1189 01:15:17,981 --> 01:15:20,916 You guys are all beggars! 1190 01:15:21,050 --> 01:15:23,041 Shut the hell up! Stop talking nonsense! 1191 01:15:23,419 --> 01:15:24,943 Luckily we have this cheater here. 1192 01:15:24,988 --> 01:15:28,947 Don't worry! Peter Chu is here. We can eat anything we want. 1193 01:15:47,977 --> 01:15:49,638 Who are they? 1194 01:15:52,181 --> 01:15:53,978 Chinese F.B.I.? 1195 01:15:54,017 --> 01:15:56,577 Have you seen a woman in white shirt? 1196 01:15:56,886 --> 01:16:00,845 She's a very dangerous person. She put poison into someone's coffee. 1197 01:16:01,124 --> 01:16:03,957 She killed 7 persons in L.A.! 1198 01:16:04,127 --> 01:16:06,254 You don't believe that? 1199 01:16:10,133 --> 01:16:12,465 Asshole! 1200 01:16:18,141 --> 01:16:21,872 Hi, you want to get shot? Up here you want to get shot? 1201 01:16:22,145 --> 01:16:28,050 - Go... - get out. 1202 01:16:28,184 --> 01:16:31,017 I thought that you could help! But I still had to pull out this gun. 1203 01:16:31,187 --> 01:16:33,451 You guys started eating already? 1204 01:16:36,626 --> 01:16:38,184 There are lots of food. 1205 01:16:38,361 --> 01:16:39,487 Eat. 1206 01:16:45,468 --> 01:16:49,404 Don't just eat! Go get the money in the cashier. 1207 01:16:49,539 --> 01:16:52,337 Get the cash! 1208 01:16:59,982 --> 01:17:01,711 Asshole! 1209 01:17:11,027 --> 01:17:12,460 Don't run! 1210 01:17:15,598 --> 01:17:17,031 Wait for me. 1211 01:17:51,701 --> 01:17:51,962 What are you doing? 1212 01:17:52,135 --> 01:17:53,659 Let's see how far you can run. 1213 01:17:54,003 --> 01:18:01,432 Get up... How are you? 1214 01:18:01,644 --> 01:18:02,668 I can't. 1215 01:18:02,979 --> 01:18:04,037 Come here. 1216 01:18:04,147 --> 01:18:04,943 Enough! 1217 01:18:04,981 --> 01:18:05,970 Look at him. 1218 01:18:06,215 --> 01:18:07,648 You have killed him. 1219 01:18:08,384 --> 01:18:09,715 Continue. 1220 01:18:10,119 --> 01:18:11,017 Go help him. 1221 01:18:11,053 --> 01:18:11,712 So how are you? 1222 01:18:12,054 --> 01:18:13,316 I can't feel my lower body. 1223 01:18:13,589 --> 01:18:14,715 Let me see. 1224 01:18:15,024 --> 01:18:15,991 Let me take a look. 1225 01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:19,585 Rattle snake. 1226 01:18:20,730 --> 01:18:22,027 What? 1227 01:18:22,632 --> 01:18:23,792 Rattle snake! 1228 01:18:24,100 --> 01:18:25,465 Snake! 1229 01:18:29,439 --> 01:18:30,633 - Hey! - What? 1230 01:18:30,807 --> 01:18:33,173 When did you tattoo a Mickey Mouse on your ass? 1231 01:18:33,609 --> 01:18:35,099 Is it swelling badly? 1232 01:18:36,012 --> 01:18:38,105 Why don't you suck up the poison for me? 1233 01:18:38,147 --> 01:18:39,136 Me?! 1234 01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:42,274 Peter Chu, come here. 1235 01:18:42,752 --> 01:18:44,219 I am fainting! 1236 01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:45,150 Get up! 1237 01:18:45,354 --> 01:18:47,185 I am acting... I am going to die. 1238 01:18:47,290 --> 01:18:48,348 What should we do? 1239 01:18:49,025 --> 01:18:50,515 There is only one solution. 1240 01:18:50,660 --> 01:18:51,490 What? 1241 01:18:51,627 --> 01:18:52,594 Why can't you just die? 1242 01:18:53,463 --> 01:18:55,693 I thought that you are very loyal to your friend! 1243 01:18:55,832 --> 01:18:56,821 I will suck it out for you. 1244 01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:59,134 After I suck it out for you, I will kill you myself! 1245 01:18:59,302 --> 01:19:00,269 Pick your choice. 1246 01:19:02,839 --> 01:19:06,138 Find a person who can suck out the poison for me. 1247 01:19:06,309 --> 01:19:07,276 Let me try. 1248 01:19:23,159 --> 01:19:27,186 There is right eousness in the world. 1249 01:19:27,630 --> 01:19:32,192 It is worse than the Chinese Odyssey. 1250 01:19:32,335 --> 01:19:35,463 When can we go home? 1251 01:19:35,605 --> 01:19:37,334 I am going to kick your ass. 1252 01:19:37,507 --> 01:19:38,531 Hurry. 1253 01:19:42,812 --> 01:19:48,148 People say that when you are tired, you will likely see illusions. 1254 01:19:48,784 --> 01:19:50,809 Look, it's a twister! 1255 01:19:50,853 --> 01:19:53,822 No, it is a cotton candy. 1256 01:19:54,223 --> 01:19:56,088 Forget it, let's go. 1257 01:19:56,759 --> 01:19:58,351 Look, someone is making a movie. 1258 01:20:02,198 --> 01:20:04,098 It is an illusion. Look, it's Handsome. 1259 01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:05,858 - Handsome? - Handsome! 1260 01:20:06,235 --> 01:20:11,138 Suck it... Right, just like that. 1261 01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:13,902 Handsome. 1262 01:20:14,610 --> 01:20:16,544 King... 1263 01:20:17,680 --> 01:20:19,580 Cut! 1264 01:20:21,417 --> 01:20:23,248 Handsome, how come you know that I am making a movie here? 1265 01:20:23,286 --> 01:20:24,719 Water... 1266 01:20:25,121 --> 01:20:29,820 Water... 1267 01:21:01,257 --> 01:21:03,657 Cut! Good take. 1268 01:21:04,293 --> 01:21:07,262 Let me introduce to you this is Leonardo Dilaluim. 1269 01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:08,523 Hello! 1270 01:21:08,798 --> 01:21:10,197 She is Kelly. 1271 01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:12,763 Looks like your actress is good at sucking. 1272 01:21:12,969 --> 01:21:14,732 Can you suck for me? 1273 01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:19,697 Kelly, come here, suck him. 1274 01:21:23,779 --> 01:21:28,375 No... Not here, my ass! 1275 01:21:32,188 --> 01:21:34,213 Can you take us to Los Angeles? 1276 01:21:35,191 --> 01:21:36,783 I have to finish this movie! 1277 01:21:37,226 --> 01:21:40,491 Look, why don't you drive yourself? 1278 01:21:40,997 --> 01:21:42,828 Car? Where is the car? 1279 01:21:43,265 --> 01:21:45,233 Look. 1280 01:21:47,703 --> 01:21:48,727 Make-up trailer. 1281 01:21:48,871 --> 01:21:50,270 Very pretty! What kind of transmission is this? 1282 01:21:50,373 --> 01:21:50,862 Automatic! 1283 01:21:51,207 --> 01:21:52,265 That's great. 1284 01:21:52,742 --> 01:21:53,470 Thanks. 1285 01:21:53,676 --> 01:21:54,472 Good luck. 1286 01:21:55,411 --> 01:21:57,242 Five. 1287 01:21:57,313 --> 01:21:58,803 Thanks, bye! 1288 01:22:02,718 --> 01:22:04,276 Get in the car. 1289 01:22:56,706 --> 01:22:59,300 Little crab, you can't die. 1290 01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:02,402 We can't go on without you. 1291 01:23:02,745 --> 01:23:03,803 You are our lucky charm. 1292 01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:06,414 If we get through this, I will take care of you for life. 1293 01:23:07,550 --> 01:23:08,710 What about me? 1294 01:23:10,986 --> 01:23:12,544 You will get your share. 1295 01:23:14,056 --> 01:23:15,546 You won't take care of me? 1296 01:23:20,663 --> 01:23:21,391 I have a girlfriend. 1297 01:23:22,398 --> 01:23:25,959 It's okay, just don't tell her. 1298 01:23:27,436 --> 01:23:28,596 Will you? 1299 01:23:29,071 --> 01:23:30,561 Why not? 1300 01:23:31,974 --> 01:23:35,603 If you take me back, you will get at least over 1 billion. 1301 01:23:35,811 --> 01:23:38,644 Everybody should get their share. 1302 01:23:39,381 --> 01:23:40,848 What are you talking about? 1303 01:23:41,617 --> 01:23:46,452 That you're tricking your friend and the girls. 1304 01:23:46,655 --> 01:23:51,422 When you take me back, I will be forced to give back the 4 billion. 1305 01:23:53,395 --> 01:23:56,592 According to the rules, you'll at least get half. 1306 01:23:57,733 --> 01:24:00,634 Didn't you say you only will get $80,000,000? Everyone will get $20,000,000. 1307 01:24:00,803 --> 01:24:02,327 Don't listen to him. 1308 01:24:02,371 --> 01:24:04,032 You will get $20,000,000. 1309 01:24:04,406 --> 01:24:06,101 He will get 2 billion. 1310 01:24:06,408 --> 01:24:08,035 Are you finished? 1311 01:24:08,477 --> 01:24:10,445 Almost done. 1312 01:24:10,646 --> 01:24:13,137 They have brains. 1313 01:24:13,449 --> 01:24:17,510 That fat lips driver is easy to be tricked. 1314 01:24:17,787 --> 01:24:21,553 But these two girls are very smart. 1315 01:24:23,425 --> 01:24:25,586 Do you think they will trust you? 1316 01:24:27,897 --> 01:24:30,161 If you were them, can you stand it? 1317 01:24:33,602 --> 01:24:35,365 What? You believe him? 1318 01:24:35,471 --> 01:24:37,803 I am 40 years old... No, I am 20 years old. 1319 01:24:38,007 --> 01:24:39,474 No one dares to trick me before. 1320 01:24:39,508 --> 01:24:40,497 Just say it!. 1321 01:24:40,976 --> 01:24:42,910 Okay, hit me. 1322 01:24:43,412 --> 01:24:44,436 Fine! 1323 01:24:46,448 --> 01:24:48,780 You asshole! How dare you frame Brother King! 1324 01:24:48,984 --> 01:24:50,815 How dare you try to hurt our relationship? 1325 01:24:50,953 --> 01:24:53,012 You court my girl. 1326 01:24:53,389 --> 01:24:54,447 You gave us aphrodisiac. 1327 01:24:54,490 --> 01:24:55,980 You got us to have affair. 1328 01:24:56,192 --> 01:24:58,126 No... I didn't. 1329 01:24:58,394 --> 01:24:59,383 You deserve this beating! 1330 01:25:02,131 --> 01:25:04,998 Enough... If you continue, he will die. 1331 01:25:05,134 --> 01:25:06,692 His nose is plastic made. 1332 01:25:06,802 --> 01:25:08,531 I have to kick his ass to please myself. 1333 01:25:08,671 --> 01:25:10,070 Here, I will give you a kiss. 1334 01:25:10,873 --> 01:25:12,101 Where? 1335 01:25:12,408 --> 01:25:13,568 Kiss the lips. 1336 01:25:13,709 --> 01:25:15,074 That's better. 1337 01:25:15,811 --> 01:25:16,539 Okay? 1338 01:25:16,679 --> 01:25:18,613 Stop singing around, drive. 1339 01:25:18,781 --> 01:25:20,180 Drive 1340 01:25:20,983 --> 01:25:22,575 King, are you okay? 1341 01:25:27,690 --> 01:25:30,682 Don't die... I don't want to stay with you anymore. 1342 01:25:31,961 --> 01:25:35,556 I am fine. 1343 01:25:39,902 --> 01:25:41,233 Shit! 1344 01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:45,531 The crab died and you are still alive, why? 1345 01:25:45,841 --> 01:25:47,502 I am fine. 1346 01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:52,504 What? 1347 01:25:54,049 --> 01:25:55,516 Two helicopters are coming. 1348 01:25:55,718 --> 01:25:57,208 What? Really? 1349 01:25:57,519 --> 01:25:59,214 Drive. 1350 01:26:03,525 --> 01:26:04,685 Get down. 1351 01:26:24,546 --> 01:26:25,171 Go to hell. 1352 01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:27,482 Go to hell, trying to arrest me? 1353 01:26:39,128 --> 01:26:40,220 Drive side to side. 1354 01:26:40,562 --> 01:26:41,586 Can't you see it? 1355 01:26:41,630 --> 01:26:44,758 I can't see. Am I going side to side already? 1356 01:26:49,204 --> 01:26:50,637 Are you blind? 1357 01:27:10,559 --> 01:27:14,586 I am going to fire you all... You won't get a penny from me. 1358 01:27:35,150 --> 01:27:36,617 You don't have to go so far! 1359 01:27:50,032 --> 01:27:54,196 Help! Help! 1360 01:28:13,389 --> 01:28:21,728 Help! Help! 1361 01:28:40,382 --> 01:28:42,612 I am alive. I am still alive. 1362 01:28:42,651 --> 01:28:44,881 - How are you? - What does that mean! 1363 01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:46,615 Are those two assholes dead? 1364 01:28:46,722 --> 01:28:48,121 Let's beat them downstairs. 1365 01:28:50,392 --> 01:28:50,983 Kick the shit out of them! 1366 01:29:11,747 --> 01:29:16,116 So, how does it feel, my friends? 1367 01:29:16,285 --> 01:29:18,082 When are you going to die? 1368 01:29:18,220 --> 01:29:19,812 None of your business, little conman. 1369 01:29:24,259 --> 01:29:27,751 Trying to catch me? Beat me? 1370 01:29:28,230 --> 01:29:30,255 Get me bitten by snake. 1371 01:29:31,667 --> 01:29:32,429 Where are the two women? 1372 01:29:32,701 --> 01:29:34,635 They are in the hospital. One of them is still in critical situation. 1373 01:29:34,670 --> 01:29:36,228 You won't get away, you cheater. 1374 01:29:36,805 --> 01:29:38,739 The F.B.I. Is starting to investigate into us. 1375 01:29:39,208 --> 01:29:40,675 We should go to Mexico. 1376 01:29:40,809 --> 01:29:42,174 There are no laws. 1377 01:29:42,811 --> 01:29:44,005 Go get ready. 1378 01:29:44,046 --> 01:29:46,241 I will go up-stairs first. Let them suffer, get them pain. 1379 01:29:46,482 --> 01:29:47,449 Good. 1380 01:29:58,060 --> 01:29:59,925 Sorry! I can't help you. 1381 01:30:00,362 --> 01:30:02,193 Sorry! I got you into this. 1382 01:30:02,331 --> 01:30:04,697 Go to hell! Why you guys talk so much? 1383 01:30:04,833 --> 01:30:06,357 Are you guys acting in a soap drama? 1384 01:30:10,172 --> 01:30:12,732 Trying to steal my money? 1385 01:30:16,745 --> 01:30:17,973 Finger prints scan! 1386 01:30:18,113 --> 01:30:19,478 Certify! Mr. Chu. 1387 01:30:19,781 --> 01:30:20,770 Thanks. 1388 01:30:41,503 --> 01:30:45,064 Fei Fei. 1389 01:30:46,308 --> 01:30:47,866 Damn it! 1390 01:31:00,222 --> 01:31:06,388 What is going on? 1391 01:31:06,528 --> 01:31:08,428 Do you still think that you are in Las Vegas? 1392 01:31:08,764 --> 01:31:10,391 You got tricked, stupid! 1393 01:31:11,833 --> 01:31:13,300 It is only a set. 1394 01:31:13,435 --> 01:31:17,337 A set? 1395 01:31:18,273 --> 01:31:23,267 Let me go! Why are you arresting me? 1396 01:31:23,378 --> 01:31:25,278 I have 4 billion. Who dares to arrest me? 1397 01:31:25,380 --> 01:31:27,371 You have 4 billion before but now, you don't. 1398 01:31:27,516 --> 01:31:28,278 Why? 1399 01:31:28,383 --> 01:31:31,511 We set up the place to steal your code. 1400 01:31:31,820 --> 01:31:33,151 When you were opening your safe, 1401 01:31:33,255 --> 01:31:34,984 the F.B.I. saw your code already! 1402 01:31:35,123 --> 01:31:36,420 They have opened your safe. 1403 01:31:36,558 --> 01:31:37,388 You. 1404 01:31:37,492 --> 01:31:38,959 Mr. Kiang, the F.B.I. in U.S. said that the mission is completed. 1405 01:31:39,094 --> 01:31:39,958 Okay! 1406 01:31:40,128 --> 01:31:41,288 Where am I? 1407 01:31:41,964 --> 01:31:43,363 Shen Zhen! 1408 01:31:44,900 --> 01:31:47,994 You'll be executed in China, Mr. Fool. 1409 01:31:48,136 --> 01:31:49,433 What fool, who are you? 1410 01:31:49,605 --> 01:31:51,766 Go to hell! How dare you talk to me like that? 1411 01:31:51,807 --> 01:31:53,604 Master, Brother Nat. 1412 01:31:54,509 --> 01:31:56,909 I saved him for you. I can pay you $30,000,000 less. 1413 01:31:57,012 --> 01:31:59,446 You wish! Don't you dare pay me one penny less! 1414 01:31:59,615 --> 01:32:00,946 You guys are good. 1415 01:32:01,216 --> 01:32:03,514 Fei, how come you are with them? 1416 01:32:03,852 --> 01:32:06,912 Sorry! I am a stained witness now. 1417 01:32:06,955 --> 01:32:09,856 I am going to point you out. 1418 01:32:10,892 --> 01:32:14,453 They promise me to let me have this ring. 1419 01:32:14,896 --> 01:32:17,296 You sold me out! Where are my men? 1420 01:32:18,100 --> 01:32:19,124 Look 1421 01:32:20,969 --> 01:32:22,402 How come they are all Chinese? 1422 01:32:22,537 --> 01:32:24,835 Sorry! They are all in jail in America. 1423 01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:26,098 Let me introduce a man to you. 1424 01:32:26,241 --> 01:32:29,472 Famous Hollywood X-rated movie director Handsome Wu. 1425 01:32:29,645 --> 01:32:32,512 How do you like the stunt of the helicopter chasing our car? 1426 01:32:32,914 --> 01:32:34,541 Special stunts? Isn't it all fake? 1427 01:32:34,850 --> 01:32:35,874 Of course it is fake. 1428 01:32:35,917 --> 01:32:37,908 If it was real, lots of people would have been hurt? 1429 01:32:39,855 --> 01:32:42,983 I hate assholes like you! 1430 01:32:43,091 --> 01:32:45,150 Asshole! 1431 01:32:49,464 --> 01:32:52,331 Peter Chu finally fell into my trap. 1432 01:32:52,534 --> 01:32:55,935 This feeling is better than gaining the 4 billion dollars. 1433 01:32:56,038 --> 01:32:58,370 This feeling is like... 1434 01:32:58,573 --> 01:33:00,507 Sheringham in Manchester United... 1435 01:33:03,078 --> 01:33:04,943 Solskjaer... 1436 01:33:07,349 --> 01:33:09,010 Beckham... 1437 01:33:10,419 --> 01:33:12,051 and Schmeichel when they won... 1438 01:33:12,052 --> 01:33:14,947 Triple Champion in European Football Cup. 1439 01:33:17,426 --> 01:33:21,954 King. I want to introduce two persons to you. 1440 01:33:22,264 --> 01:33:23,322 Who? 1441 01:33:31,606 --> 01:33:36,703 I hired these two ladies from Taiwan to help you secretly. 1442 01:33:39,614 --> 01:33:42,242 Sorry! We just followed the order. 1443 01:33:49,358 --> 01:33:50,985 I understand... 1444 01:33:55,997 --> 01:33:59,057 Let me ask you, about the things you said to me by the pool is it real? 1445 01:34:02,471 --> 01:34:04,735 Just kidding, you are too old to me. 1446 01:34:08,210 --> 01:34:09,939 Sorry! I lied to you for so long. 1447 01:34:10,112 --> 01:34:11,739 We are leaving, bye! 1448 01:34:15,751 --> 01:34:18,652 I finally fell into her trap. 1449 01:34:18,954 --> 01:34:23,391 This feeling is like Beckham failed to score in the World Cup. 1450 01:34:31,633 --> 01:34:33,567 Get out! 1451 01:34:44,045 --> 01:34:48,448 Master, are you crying? 1452 01:34:50,285 --> 01:34:52,719 Someone left a note to you. 1453 01:34:53,188 --> 01:34:55,418 She will wait for you at the door. 1454 01:34:55,457 --> 01:34:56,389 Why did you look at people's note? 1455 01:34:56,425 --> 01:34:58,450 I didn't mean to. 1456 01:35:07,769 --> 01:35:10,738 You are dead this time. 1457 01:35:11,440 --> 01:35:12,771 Miss. 1458 01:35:15,577 --> 01:35:18,011 Miss, how much a night? 99168