All language subtitles for T.J Hooker - Season 1 - 3 - God bless the Child

STOP! PLEASE STOP!

[brakes squealing]

PLEASE HELP ME!
HE'S CHASING ME!

[yelling]
PLEASE HELP! HE'S COMING!

OH, HELP! HELP!
WAIT!

[gasping]

OH!

[panting]

PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!

PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!

[panting]
DON'T HURT ME.

[grunting]

OH, GOD.

I PROMISE
I WON'T TELL ANYBODY.

YOU'RE RIGHT, SUGAR.

YOU WON'T TELL NOBODY.

[panting]

NO!

[screaming]
NO! NO, NO! NO!

(Hooker)
YOUR BASIC MIDDLE-CLASS NEIGHBORHOOD, ROMANO.

HARD-WORKING,
CONCERNED CITIZENS

WHO PAY THEIR TAXES
WITH A SMILE,

TRY TO RAISE THEIR KIDS
CORRECTLY,

AND ARE TOO FRIGHTENED
TO TAKE A WALK AFTER SUNDOWN

OR LEAVE THEIR WINDOWS OPEN
FOR A BREATH OF AIR

ON A HOT SUMMER NIGHT.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WORLD?

WHERE'D IT ALL GO WRONG?

IS IT US? THE COURTS?
THE PRISONS?

TAKE YOUR PICK.

I NEVER WAS WHAT YOU'D
CALL, UH, POLITICAL,

BUT WHEN I WAS A ROOKIE
LIKE YOU,

THE VETS USED TO CALL ME
"THE FLAMING LIBERAL."

NOW, I'M NOT SURE
WHAT I AM.

CONSERVATIVE?

CLOSE ENOUGH.

YOU KNOW THE DEFINITION
OF A CONSERVATIVE?

A LIBERAL WHO GOT MUGGED.

[both chuckling]

[woman dispatcher on radio]
4 ADAM-30, 4 ADAM-30. SEE THE MAN.

182 SOUTH HARRIS.

REPORT OF A DISTURBANCE
AND A SCREAMING FEMALE.

4 ADAM-30, ROGER.

[siren blaring]

[tires screeching]

DID YOU SEE THAT?

THINK THEY HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH THE SCREAMER?

AT THIS HOUR,
THEY AREN'T DELIVERING MILK.

YOU TAKE THE CALL,
I'LL TAKE THEM.

RIGHT.

[tires squealing]

[siren wailing]

DAMN!

[siren approaching]

[tires squealing]

[siren stops]

[brakes squeal]

THIS IS MR. JOHNSON.
HE'S THE ONE WHO CALLED,

THE MANAGER
OF THE ADAMS HOTEL.

IT'S JUST AWFUL.

THE KID IS DEAD
AND NOBODY SAW ANYTHING.

THEY NEVER DO.

SHE CAME FROM OFF THE ROOF.

SHE JUMPED, OR FELL.

OR WAS PUSHED.

WHAT ABOUT THOSE 2 GUYS
WHO WERE--

A TRUCK CUT OFF
MY PURSUIT.

DIDN'T GET CLOSE ENOUGH
TO GET A GOOD LOOK.

YOU 2 MEN STAND OVER THERE,
I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE.

DID ANYBODY SEE 2 GUYS
IN THE VICINITY BEFORE OR AFTER?

NO. IF ANYBODY WAS HERE,
THEY WERE GONE QUICK.

PRETTY GIRL.
OR USED TO BE.

IT'S A ROUGH NEIGHBORHOOD
FOR HER TO BE RUNNING AROUND IN.

PIMP AND JUNKIE HEAVEN.

DOESN'T LOOK LIKE
SHE BELONGED AROUND HERE.

[woman chattering
on police radio]

SAME AGE AS MY DAUGHTER.

THERE'S NO I.D. ON HER.
THERE'S ONE THING, THOUGH.

YEAH?

I THINK
SHE WAS AN ADDICT.

NEEDLE TRACKS?

POP MARKS ON ONE ARM.

MORE DOPE COMIN' IN,

MORE PUSHERS AT WORK

SCUM DEALING SLOW DEATH
TO INNOCENT KIDS.

YOU WONDER IF THERE'S
SOMEBODY OUT THERE WORRYING ABOUT HER RIGHT NOW.

IF THERE WAS,
SHE WOULDN'T BE HERE.

[sighing]

YOU WANT ME TO CALL IT IN
AS A HOMICIDE?

I DON'T KNOW.

SOMETHING WRONG?

I THINK I'VE SEEN
THIS GIRL BEFORE.

WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE
JANE DOE WASN'T A JUNKIE?

HAIR, CLOTHES,
FINGERNAILS CLEAN, NEAT.

FOREARM TRACKS,
BUT THEY WERE FRESH,

NO SCARS SHOWING A HISTORY.

MAYBE SHE HADN'T REACHED
THE MAINLINING STAGE YET.

AUTOPSY SHOULD SHOW SOMETHING,

INCLUDING, WHY THERE WAS
SO LITTLE BLOOD AFTER AN 8-STORY FALL.

I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.
WHY WASN'T THERE MORE BLOOD?

MAYBE HER HEART
STOPPED PUMPING BEFORE SHE WENT OFF THE ROOF.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

[brakes squeal]

RUN A MAKE
ON THAT PIMPMOBILE.

[door opening]

(Hooker)
HEY, WILLIS!

(Romano)
4 ADAM-30 REQUESTING WANTS AND WARRANTS

WILLIS!

ON CALIFORNIA PLATES
3-2-7-PAUL-CHARLES-EDWARD.

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO STOP PARKING THAT MACHINE ILLEGALLY,

WHY YOU ALWAYS
ON MY BACK, HOOKER?

AIN'T YOU GOT
NOTHING BETTER TO DO

THAN TO HASSLE
AN UPSTANDING CITIZEN LIKE ME?

THAT I DO.

AND YOU MIGHT BE ABLE
TO HELP ME.

HELP YOU?
YOU CRAZY, MAN.

THIS GENTLEMAN
HAS 4 WARRANTS OUT ON HIM.

4 WARRANTS.
4 WARRANTS.

WHY, WILLIS,

WOULD YOU CARE TO STEP
INTO MY OFFICE?

WHY DON'T YOU GET
OUT OF MY FACE, HOOKER,

BEFORE I PHONE MY ATTORNEY,

HOLLER "POLICE HARASSMENT!"
AND HAVE YOU SET DOWN ON A HUMBUG ROUST?

4 ADAM-30, 4 ADAM-30,

REQUEST AMBULANCE
AT 221 SOUTH NORTON.

NOW, WHAT'S HE DOIN'?

JUST CALLING
FOR AN AMBULANCE.

FOR WHAT?

FOR THE ACCIDENT.

WHAT ACCIDENT?
THERE AIN'T BEEN NO ACCIDENT AROUND HERE.

THERE'S GONNA BE ONE.

IF YOU DON'T CLIMB
INTO THE BACK OF THIS PATROL CAR.

[chuckling]

WHERE'D YOU GET HIM, HOOKER?

CAME WITH THE CAR.

ROOKIES ARE STANDARD EQUIPMENT
NOWADAYS.

WELL, IN THAT CASE,
I GOT A FEW MINUTES BEFORE MY NEXT APPOINTMENT.

WONDERFUL, WILLIS!

IF YOU GENTS CARE
TO HAVE A FRIENDLY CHAT?

FOLLOW ME.

[siren wailing]

MAN, HOSPITALS
GIVE ME THE CREEPS.

YOU KNOW,
PEOPLE DIE IN THERE.

YEAH. WHAT,
DO YOU WANT OUR MAN

TO MEET US IN THE MIDDLE
OF A HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUM?

YOU KNOW, HE COULD HELP US
SELL THE STUFF TO THE TEENY-BOPPERS.

OH, HE OUGHT TO DO
MORE THAN JUST HELP.

AFTER TAKIN' CARE
OF HIS BUSINESS WITH THAT GIRL LIKE WE DID,

HE OUGHTA MAKE US
HIS NUMERO UNO WEST-COAST DISTRIBUTORS.

LOOK, I'M TELLIN' YOU
FOR THE 10TH TIME, HOOKER,

I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'
ABOUT NO GIRL GOIN' OFF OF NO BUILDIN'.

ADAMS HOTEL, WILLIS.

THEY OUGHT TO GIVE YOU STOCK
FOR THE BUSINESS YOU GIVE IT.

YEAH, WELL THAT'S MY LADIES,
NOT ME, UNDERSTAND?

I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS GUY
WAS GONNA BE COOPERATIVE?

CALL A TOW TRUCK,
HAVE 'EM PICK UP THE PIMPMOBILE.

TOW MY CAR? COME ON, HOOKER.

I JUST PUT A BRAND NEW
DELUXE TRANSMISSION IN THERE.

ALL RIGHT, WILLIS,
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL FORGET THE 4 WARRANTS.

I'LL FORGET THE TOW TRUCK,

YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING
THAT MEANS SOMETHING.

LIKE WHAT?

A LEAD. A WITNESS.

COME ON, YOU AND YOUR GIRLS
HAVE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD WIRED.

IT SHOULDN'T BE DIFFICULT.

WELL LIKE HOW SOON
DO YOU NEED THIS "SOMETHIN'"?

YESTERDAY.

[men grunting]

FEEL LIKE AN OLD VET
WHEN YOU SEE A NEW CLASS OF ROOKIES, ROMANO?

[chuckling]
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

EXCEPT I KNOW
I STILL HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF.

OH, THAT'S WHAT
THIS NEW PROGRAM'S ALL ABOUT: ON-THE-JOB TRAINING.

YOU EVER WORRIED ABOUT IT?
WORRIED ABOUT HAVIN' A ROOKIE AS A PARTNER?

YOU'LL DO ALL RIGHT.

YOU SURE?

HEY, I TRAINED YOU, DIDN'T I?

SGT. HOOKER?

FRANK WAGNER.

UH, LAST MONTH.
5TH STREET.

YOU TOOK
THE BURGLARY REPORT AT MY HOME.

OH YES. HOW ARE YOU,
MR. WAGNER?

FINE.

WELL, UH...

WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP YOU?

I-IT'S MY SON, SERGEANT.
DAVID.

HE--HE'S JUST 17 YEARS OLD.

WHAT'D HE DO?

THEY'RE BOOKING HIM
ON POSSESSION OF NARCOTICS.

I'M... I'M NOT SURE
WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO.

LET ME SEE
WHAT I CAN FIND OUT.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

(Hooker)
MR. WAGNER HAD HIS SON BOOKED. WHAT DO YOU GOT ON HIM?

WAGNER, DAVID,
ARRESTED FOR POSSESSION,

RECKLESS DRIVING,
RESISTING ARREST.

ANY RECORD?

THE USUAL JUVENILE BUST
AND A SLAP ON THE WRIST.

WHAT ABOUT BAIL?

THERE'S NO BAIL NECESSARY
ON A JUVENILE, REMEMBER?

NO MATTER
WHAT THE CHARGES ARE?

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD,
ROMANO.

THANK YOU, VICKI.

ANYTIME, SERGEANT.

THANK YOU, VICKI.

IT REALLY GETS TO YOU,
DOESN'T IT?

THE KIDS AND DRUGS.

YEAH. THEY SEEM TO GO
HAND IN HAND THESE DAYS.

I KEEP THINKING
ABOUT THAT YOUNG GIRL THIS MORNING.

NOW SHE'S LYING ON A COLD SLAB
IN THE MORGUE.

I WANT THE GUYS
THAT DID IT, ROMANO.

I WANT THEM REAL BAD.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
YOU GOT IT.

[chuckling]

I SWEAR,
THE WAY YOU FILL OUT THAT UNIFORM, HOOKER,

YOU ARE GONNA GO A LONG WAY
IN THIS MAN'S POLICE FORCE.

COMING FROM YOU, MACKEY,
IT MEANS A GREAT DEAL.

MMM-HMM. YOU KNOW,
I NEVER DID UNDERSTAND YOU.

YOU HAD IT MADE,
YOU HAD EVERYTHING.

YOU HAD YOUR GOLD SHIELD.

YOU GAVE IT ALL UP
TO GET BACK IN THE BLUES.

I'M THE OUTDOOR TYPE.

YOU'VE SEEN
THE BEER COMMERCIAL.

YOU USED TO BE
A BEER COMMERCIAL.

AND I CAN STILL GO
DRINK FOR DRINK WITH YOU, MACK,

AND THEY'RE ON ME,
FOR A LITTLE INVESTIGATIVE ASSISTANCE.

LIKE WHAT?

THAT JANE DOE IN OUR SECTOR,
WHAT DO YOU GOT ON HER?

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE GOT:
WE GOT A 4-BODY SHOOTOUT OUT IN THE CANYON,

WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO BE
THE LEAD STORY ON THE 6:00 NEWS,

AND YOU WANNA KNOW
ABOUT SOME JUNKIE JUMPER?

WELL, I WROTE THE PRELIMINARY
AS A JUMPER,

BUT I DON'T THINK
IT WENT DOWN THAT WAY.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

MURDER.

SGT. HOOKER?

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU
IN MY OFFICE FOR A MINUTE, HOOKER.

YES, SIR.

MMM-MMM-MMM.

SO, HOW DOES IT FEEL
RIDING WITH HOOKER, ROMANO?

WHAT CAN I SAY?
JOHN WAYNE LIVES.

AH, AMEN TO THAT.

LISTEN, VICKI, UH,

IF YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR MORE
ABOUT MY FIRST WEEK OUT,

I CAN FILL YOU IN
ON ALL THE HAZARDOUS DETAILS OVER DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT.

OH, GEE, VINCE,
I'D REALLY LIKE TO,

BUT I DON'T THINK
MY BOYFRIEND WILL APPROVE.

HEY, YOU MIGHT EVEN
KNOW HIM.

HE'S A DEFENSIVE END
FOR THE 49ERS.

IT'S A LOT OF YEARS SINCE, UH,
WE WERE ROOKIES TOGETHER, HOOKER,

BUT, UH, I SEE
YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED.

I TRY NOT TO.

HOW'S THAT NEW
RECRUIT PROGRAM YOU'RE SUPERVISING GOING?

RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

I SEE THEY CLEARED YOU
FOR STREET DUTY

MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE
STAYED TEACHING A WHILE LONGER.

LOOK, THAT WAS
A RIGHTEOUS SHOOTING I GOT SENT DOWN FOR.

THAT FREAK WAS
PUMPED TO THE GILLS WITH P.C.P.

AND COMING AT ME
WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE.

WELL, THE CITIZENS' COMMITTEE
THOUGHT THAT 3 BULLETS TO THE CHEST

MIGHT'VE BEEN
A TOUCH OVERZEALOUS.

YEAH, WELL, THAT CITIZEN
WEIGHED IN AT 255

AND LESS THAN 3 BULLETS,
YOU WOULD'VE SCRAPED ME OFF THE STREET.

INTERNAL AFFAIRS
COULD'VE CLEARED ME 2 MONTHS AGO.

WELL, YOU KNOW, IF THERE WAS
ANYTHING I COULD DO TO HELP YOU

WHILE I WAS OVER THERE,

I WOULD'VE.

AND TAKE A CHANCE
ON LOSING YOUR PENSION? DON'T KID ME, DENNIS.

YOU WOULDN'T REQUISITION
TOILET PAPER

WITHOUT A RUBBER STAMP
FROM UPSTAIRS.

MAYBE.

YOU KNOW, AND MAYBE
YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE COME BACK

AFTER YOUR PARTNER
DIED BESIDE YOU IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM

AND THEY ALMOST LOST YOU.

YOU KNOW, HOOKER,

MAYBE SOMEBODY WAS
TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHIN'.

EXACTLY WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO TELL ME, CAPTAIN?

WELL, THE FORMER COMMANDER
OF THIS PRECINCT

DID A SUPERB JOB
OF RUNNING IT INTO THE GROUND.

LOOK AT THESE NUMBERS.

COME ON, JUST TAKE A LOOK.

LACKLUSTER PERFORMANCE
IN EVERY LEVEL,

TERRIBLE STATS,
WORSE P.R.

NOW, MY JOB IS TO TURN
THIS OPERATION AROUND.

AND THE ONE THING
I DON'T NEED IS SOME HOTSHOT BLUE SUIT

GETTING IN THE WAY
OF A TOP-PRIORITY HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION.

I WROTE THE PRELIMINARY
ON THAT JANE DOE

AND I'M GONNA FOLLOW THROUGH
UNTIL I GET SOME ANSWERS.

A DEAD JUNKIE?

A DEAD TEENAGE GIRL.

SOMEBODY'S DAUGHTER.

ALL RIGHT.
BUT WHAT'S YOUR STAKE IN IT, FOR GOD'S SAKE?

I GIVE A DAMN.

DENNIS, I CHASED 2 GUYS
NEAR WHERE WE FOUND THE BODY.

WE WEREN'T QUICK ENOUGH
TO STOP THEM.

I KNOW THAT THEY WERE TIED IN.

YOU KNOW, HUH?

WELL, YOU HEAR ME,
AND YOU HEAR ME VERY, VERY CLEAR:

YOU STEP OUT OF LINE
JUST ONCE,

AND I'LL MAKE SURE
THAT YOU'RE NAILED

WITH A LOT MORE
THAN JUST A SUSPENSION.

DENNIS!

I'LL DO MY BEST NOT TO RAIN
ON YOUR P.R. PARADE.

Y-YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT ME, I HAVEN'T CHANGED.

NEITHER HAVE YOU.

HEY, I NEED HELP IN HERE!

THE WAGNER KID
TRIED TO HANG HIMSELF.

YES, DR. SEGAL.

[woman chattering
over P.A. system]

THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU
NOW, MR. FALCO.

AND THERE'S NO SMOKING
IN THIS AREA.

OH, YOU MEAN IT'S BAD
FOR YOUR HEALTH, HUH?

AND FOR THE HEALTH
OF OTHER PATIENTS.

YOU KNOW, THESE DAYS,
JUST WAKIN' UP IN THE MORNING

CAN BE BAD
FOR YOUR HEALTH.

[woman chattering
over P.A. system]

[sniffs]

FALCO, THAT GIRL,
AIN'T SHE THE ONE FROM THE HIGH SCHOOL?

AH, THERE'S LOTS OF GIRLS
AT THE HIGH SCHOOL.

SHE'S THE ONE
WHO SAW US WITH JENNY.

TALKING THAT'S ALL.
JUST TALKING.

SHE'LL NEVER SEE US
WITH HER AGAIN, RIGHT?

[woman chattering
over P.A. system]

DID YOU GET IT DONE?

(Falco)
YEAH. WE SHOT HER UP, DUMPED HER OFF A HOTEL ROOF,

YOU KNOW, MAKE IT LOOK
LIKE SHE WAS A JUMPER.

(Segal)
ANYBODY SEE YOU?

OH, THAT'S
A STUPID QUESTION. DOC.

DON'T INSULT OUR
INTELLIGENCE, OK?

YEAH.

YOU KNOW, WE'RE TIRED
OF DOIN' YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY.

SHE KNEW I WAS DEALING DRUGS
FROM HERE. I... IT HAD TO BE DONE.

LOOK, LOOK,
LET'S CUT THE PARTY CHATTER.

LET'S GET DOWN
TO BUSINESS.

WHAT DO YOU NEED?

WHATEVER YOU CAN GET.

WE MOVED EVERYTHING
YOU GAVE US, WE CAN MOVE A WHOLE LOT MORE.

I'LL HAVE TO TALK
TO MY SUPPLIER.

NOW, DOC, WE GOT IT
GREASED OUT THERE FOR VOLUME SALES,

THIS IS NO TIME
TO HOLD OUT ON US.

YOU KNOW,
YOU SEEM TO FORGET HOW WELL I KNOW YOU.

YOU GOT THAT FANCY CAR,
FAST BROADS, A NEW CONDO.

COME ON, MAN,
YOU NEED THE BREAD MORE THAN WE DO.

NOW WE GOT A DEAD GIRL.

[tittering]
LOOK, I'M NOT HOLDING OUT.

I TOLD YOU, I'LL HAVE TO
MAKE A CONNECTION.

I GET MY SUPPLY,
YOU GET YOURS.

YEAH? WHEN?

I'LL LET YOU KNOW TOMORROW.

YEAH, YOU DO THAT, DOC.
SWIFT AS YOU CAN,

'CAUSE YOU'RE IN TOO DEEP NOW
TO SAY "NO" TO YOUR 2 TOP DISTRIBUTORS.

YOU DIG?

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE.

I DON'T KNOW
WHY I WAS DOIN' WHAT I WAS DOIN'.

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
LEFT ALONE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I'M JUST MESSED UP.

I'M STILL ALL MESSED UP
ABOUT LIFE, YOU KNOW?

HMM, IF IT WERE EASY,
DAVID,

WE WOULDN'T NEED
COPS OUT THERE DIRECTING TRAFFIC.

YOU THINK YOU FOOLED ANYBODY
WITH THAT FAKE SUICIDE?

YOU'RE CRYING OUT
FOR HELP.

WE'RE WILLING
TO GIVE YOU THAT HELP,

IF YOU GET YOUR ACT
STRAIGHTENED UP.

THE O-OTHER COPS, THE NARCS,
THEY WERE LEANIN' ON ME.

MY HEAD WAS BURSTING.
I JUST FREAKED OUT.

I SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU, DAVID,
BUT IF YOU WERE THAT PURE,

YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE.

MY FATHER TOLD ME
IF I NEEDED TO TALK TO ANYONE,

I DIDN'T NEED TO BE AFRAID
TO TALK TO YOU.

I'M A GOOD LISTENER,
IF THERE'S SOMETHING TO LISTEN TO.

WHERE'D YOU GET THE STUFF
YOU WERE HOLDING?

OH, MAN, YOU ARE JUST
LIKE ALL THE OTHERS.

IT DOESN'T MATTER,
PLAINCLOTHES, BLUE-SUIT,

IT'S A RECORDING.

NOW, LISTEN, SON,
LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT:

YOU'RE ON YOUR LAST RIDE
THROUGH HERE AS A JUVENILE.

ONCE YOU HIT 18,
YOUR PASS IS CANCELED.

HEY, GO EASY ON ME, OK?
I'M HURTIN'.

I MEAN,
I ALMOST DIED IN THERE.

AND YOU'RE KILLING
YOUR FATHER, DAY BY DAY.

JUST AS SURE
AS IF YOU HELD A GUN TO HIS HEAD.

OK. LOOK, I KNOW
I NEED HELP.

[sighing]

THESE DEALERS
ARE BAD CHARACTERS.

NOW, THEY'RE GONNA
KILL SOMEBODY WHO'D FINGER 'EM.

WELL, THEN GIVE ME THE NAMES.

YOU'LL GET PROTECTION.

WHAT ABOUT THE CHARGES
AGAINST ME? CAN I MAKE A DEAL?

A DEAL?

YOU KNOW,
NAMES FOR A REDUCTION IN THE CHARGES AGAINST ME.

YOU WANNA MAKE A DEAL?

YOU'RE WASTIN' MY TIME, KID.

YOU DON'T NEED A COP.
YOU NEED A LAWYER.

LOOK, DAVID,

I'M GONNA GET THOSE DEALERS
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

NOW, IF YOU'RE SMART,
YOU'LL THINK ABOUT IT, YOU'LL GET IN TOUCH WITH ME,

AND YOU'LL GIVE ME
THOSE NAMES.

BOB!

(Hooker)
SO, THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?

(medical examiner)
I WISH I COULD TELL YOU MORE, HOOKER, BUT THAT'S IT.

HE WAS DEAD
BEFORE SHE WENT OFF THE ROOF?

OF A HEROIN OVERDOSE.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU SAW A CORPSE THROW ITSELF OFF THE ROOF?

NOT RECENTLY.

ONE MORE THING.
HER CLOTHING WAS STRIPPED OF ALL IDENTIFICATION,

BUT WE FOUND THIS
STUCK IN THE CUFF OF HER SLACKS.

DON'T KNOW
WHETHER IT MEANS ANYTHING, BUT THAT'S ALL WE FOUND.

(Romano)
A PIN. IT LOOKS LIKE A RED CROSS.

JANE DOE'S
SOLE DYING POSSESSION.

(Hooker)
DRESSING FOR SUCCESS, ROMANO?

YOU GOT IT.

YOU KNOW, YOUR CLOTHES
SPEAK TO THE WORLD.

TELLS PEOPLE
WHERE YOU'RE COMIN' FROM.

TAKE YOU, FOR EXAMPLE.

YEAH?

UH...

I DON'T MAKE IT, HUH?

WELL, LET ME
PUT IT THIS WAY:

I CAN UNDERSTAND
WHY YOUR WIFE DIVORCED YOU.

IT WAS THE BLUES
THAT SPLIT US, NOT THE CIVVIES.

I DRESS THE SAME WAY NOW
AS WHEN SHE MARRIED ME.

YEAH, WELL, THAT STYLE
MAY COME BACK SOMEDAY.

[chuckling]

GIVEN YOUR SARTORIAL SPLENDOR,
I SUPPOSE IT'S SILLY TO ASK

IF YOU WANNA HAVE A PIZZA
AT SHERRY'S, HUH?

OH, UH, I'D REALLY LIKE TO,
HOOKER, BUT I--I CAN'T.

DANCE CARD'S FILLED, HUH?

CHARLENE ANN.

CHARLENE ANN?

A SOUTHERN GIRL.

SOME KIND OF LAW DOWN THERE,
THEY ALL GOTTA HAVE 2 FIRST NAMES.

IT'S GREAT ACCOMMODATIONS.

THINGS HAVEN'T CHANGED HERE
SINCE I WAS A ROOKIE.

[chuckling]
I CAN BELIEVE IT.

MY MATTRESS MUST BE
OLDER THAN YOU ARE.

HEY, TAKE IT EASY, JUNIOR.

I MAY HAVE
A YEAR OR 2 ON YOU,

BUT I CAN STILL TAKE YOU
ONE-ON-ONE.

[chuckling]
YEAH, SURE, HOOKER. MAYBE 2 OUT OF 3.

YEAH, IT'S A PRETTY
GOOD-LOOKIN' SUIT. NICE MATERIAL.

THANKS.

TOO BAD THEY DIDN'T
MAKE IT IN YOUR SIZE.

UH, SERGEANT?
FRANK WAGNER CALLED AND LEFT A MESSAGE FOR YOU.

THEY TRANSFERRED
HIS SON, DAVID, TO JUVENILE,

BUT DAVID WOULD LIKE
TO SPEAK TO YOU.

THANKS, VICKI.

LUDES, SPEED, COKE,
MEXICAN BROWN.

THE GUYS YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR
HAVE IT ALL.

THEY'RE NEW IN TOWN,
WORKING THE HIGH SCHOOLS.

YOU GOT NAMES?

FALCO IS WHAT
THE PUSHER GOES BY.

AND, UH,

HE'S GOT A--A DEALER THAT
DELIVERS LIKE A CONVEYOR BELT.

WE COULD RUN THIS FALCO
THROUGH R AND I,

SEE WHAT THEY
COME UP WITH.

CHECK WITH THEM
IN THE MORNING. RIGHT.

WHO'S THE CONVEYOR BELT?

I DON'T KNOW.
IF I DID, I'D TELL YOU.

ALL RIGHT, DAVID.
WE APPRECIATE YOUR HELP.

AND WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE,

YOU WERE RIGHT.
GOIN' STRAIGHT.

I GUESS I TRIED
EVERYTHING ELSE.

I GUESS IT'S TIME
I GET MY ACT TOGETHER.

WELL THAT'LL BE GOOD NEWS
FOR YOUR FATHER.

DO YOU WANNA SEE HIM?

YEAH. I WANT TO SEE HIM.

I WANT TO SEE HIM
AND TALK TO HIM, REAL BAD.

[whispering]
I'LL TELL HIM.

RUN THIS
THROUGH R. AND I.

I'M GOING OVER
TO THE EX-WIFE'S.

[car door opening]

[car door closes]

ANYBODY HOME?

(Chrissie)
DADDY!

HIYA, KITTEN.

HOW ARE YOU?
FINE.

YOU GOT A VISITOR, CHRISSIE.

WHO?

OSCAR.
KING OF MONKEYLAND.

LOOK WHAT HE DOES.

YOU PUSH HIS HEAD IN
AND HE SINGS.

[screeching]
I KNOW A LOT OF CHARACTERS LIKE THAT.

FOR ME?
NO. FOR ME,

BUT I'M GONNA
LEND HIM TO YOU.

GEE, THANKS, DADDY.

YOU'RE WELCOME, HONEY.

WHERE'S THE REST
OF THE GANG?

MOM'S IN THE KITCHEN
AND TOMMY'S OVER AT THE KLEINS'.

AND WHERE'S BIG SIS?

STILL AT WORK
ON HER SCHOOL PROJECT.

(Hooker)
SO LATE?

ONLY WAY I'D LET HER
IS IF SHE HAD A SAFE RIDE WITH ONE OF THE OTHER MOTHERS.

[sighing]

I'LL TRADE YOU
AN ALIMONY CHECK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE.

YOU COULD'VE PUT THE CHECK
IN THE MAIL IF YOU WANTED.

WELL, I TRIED
THE "CHECK IN THE MAIL" ROUTINE LAST MONTH,

BUT YOU DIDN'T
BUY IT THEN.

[chuckling]

I MADE SOME COFFEE.

[blowing air]

[groaning]

SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND?

THE INSANITY
ON THE STREETS.

[sighing]

THE MINDLESS VIOLENCE.

AND THE WAY IT'S GOING,

I SOMETIMES WONDER
IF WE'RE EVEN HOLDING THE LINE.

[grunts]

AND THIS THING
WITH THE KIDS AND THE DRUGS, IT'S AN EPIDEMIC.

IT'S A WHOLE NETWORK SET UP

TO FLOOD THE SCHOOLS
WITH JUNK.

[clinking]

THE HIGH SCHOOL ANNUAL
YOU SHOWED ME LAST WEEK...

[chuckles]
YOU GOT A GREAT MEMORY.

IT WAS ABOUT 4 WEEKS AGO.

(Hooker)
WHERE IS IT?

IT'S ON THE COFFEE TABLE. WHY?

WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING FOR?

I'M NOT SURE.

THAT GIRL THAT
WENT OFF THE ROOF...

(Fran)
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

(Hooker)
DO YOU RECOGNIZE HER?

UH, THAT'S, JENNY CLARK.

I THINK SHE TRANSFERRED IN
LAST YEAR.

WHAT ABOUT JENNY?

OH, CATHY,
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HOME.

I WAS BEGINNING
TO GET WORRIED.

WHAT'S WRONG, DAD?

WHY ARE YOU ASKING
ABOUT JENNY?

(Cathy)
TELL ME WHAT IT IS. I WANT TO KNOW.

WE FOUND A GIRL YESTERDAY

WHO MATCHES
JENNY'S DESCRIPTION.

DRUG OVERDOSE, HONEY.

SHE'S IN THE MORGUE.

OH, MY GOD!

IT--IT COULDN'T BE JENNY.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

MAYBE IT ISN'T JENNY,
BUT THE RESEMBLANCE IS SO CLOSE

THAT I HAVE TO BELIEVE
IT IS.

CATHY,

DO YOU KNOW IF JENNY
WAS INTO DRUGS?

WELL, I CAN'T SAY FOR SURE.

BUT SHE TOLD ME
SHE'D HAD OPPORTUNITIES,

BUT SHE WAS AFRAID,
KIND OF...MIXED UP.

IN WHAT WAY?

WELL, HER PARENTS
WERE DIVORCED, AND IT TORE JENNY APART.

I MEAN, NOT LIKE
YOU AND MOM.

A LOT OF BAD THINGS
WENT DOWN DURING THE DIVORCE,

AND NOW HER FATHER
LIVES IN CHICAGO.

I MEAN, SHE LIVES
WITH HER MOTHER AND HATES IT.

WHY?

HER MOTHER DRINKS
AND HAS A BOYFRIEND JENNY DOESN'T LIKE.

HE LIVES OFF HER MOTHER.

CHARMING.

DAD, I DON'T KNOW
WHETHER THIS MEANS ANYTHING,

BUT I SAW JENNY AT SCHOOL
BEING HASSLED

BY A COUPLE
OF FREAKY CHARACTERS

WHO SHOW UP
A COUPLE OF TIMES A WEEK IN A SNACK TRUCK.

COULD YOU IDENTIFY THEM AGAIN
IF YOU SAW THEM?

I THINK SO.

WAIT A MINUTE, HOOKER.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO INVOLVE
MY DAUGHTER IN THIS.

I NEED HER HELP.

NOT IN THIS HOUSE,
HOOKER.

YOU DON'T BRING
YOUR POLICE WORK INTO THIS HOUSE.

LISTEN TO ME.

THERE'S A GIRL DEAD,
IN CATHY'S SCHOOL.

AND WE DON'T KNOW
WHEN THE NEXT KID IS GONNA DIE.

I CAN'T HELP THAT.
I'VE GOT MY OWN DAUGHTER TO WORRY ABOUT.

WELL, THAT'S WHAT
I'M WORRIED ABOUT.

I WANNA STOP THESE GUYS
BEFORE THEY GO ANY FURTHER.

CATHY,

DO YOU KNOW WHERE JENNY LIVES?

I HAVE HER ADDRESS
IN MY BOOK.

YOU GET ANYTHING
FROM R. AND I. ON THOSE PUSHERS?

ZIP.

[clicking tongue]
THE WAGNER KID SAID THEY WERE NEW IN TOWN.

MAYBE THEY'RE
FROM OUT OF STATE.

YEAH. OR MAYBE
THEY'VE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT PLYING THEIR TRADE.

(Romano)
THERE'S THE HOUSE.

[brakes squealing]

[doorbell chiming]

YEAH?

I'M SGT. HOOKER.
THIS IS MY PARTNER, OFF. ROMANO.

JOHNSON'S COMPLAINING
ABOUT THE STEREO AGAIN?

NO. NO, NO, NO,
THAT'S NOT WHY WE'RE HERE.

WE'RE INQUIRING
ABOUT JENNY CLARK.

(Denice)
WHO IS IT, CHARLIE?

2 COPS. SOMETHING
ABOUT JENNY.

ARE YOU JENNY'S MOTHER?

JENNY'S MOTHER?
BUT SHE ISN'T HERE.

DO YOU KNOW
WHERE SHE MIGHT BE, MA'AM?

SHE'S STAYIN'
WITH A FRIEND, I THINK.

I'D GIVE YOU THE NUMBER,
BUT I DON'T HAVE IT.

WHEN DID YOU
SPEAK TO HER LAST?

UH, WHAT'S TODAY?
I TH-THINK I TALKED TO HER ON SATURDAY.

WAS SHE ALL RIGHT?

JUST EXACTLY WHAT IS
YOUR PROBLEM WITH JENNY?

VERIFICATION.

THERE'S A YOUNG GIRL DOWNTOWN.

WE THINK IT'S JENNY.

SHE'S IN THE MORGUE.

HOW?

HEROIN OVERDOSE.

AND THEN WE THINK
SOMEBODY PUSHED HER OFF THE ROOF OF A BUILDING.

DO YOU THINK YOU
MIGHT BE ABLE TO COME DOWN

AND MAKE AN
IDENTIFICATION, MA'AM?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO,
DENICE.

THEY CAN'T
MAKE YOU GO.

(Hooker)
MA'AM, IF THAT IS JENNY DOWN THERE,

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

HOW SHE GOT MIXED UP
IN THE DRUG SCENE?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHO MIGHT HAVE WANTED TO HURT HER?

OH, NO.

WHERE ARE COPS LIKE YOU
WHEN, UH, SOMEBODY'S SHOOTING GIRLS UP

AND PUSHING THEM OFF
OF BUILDINGS?

WHERE WE YOU
WHEN JENNY NEEDED YOU?

IF THAT IS JENNY
LYING IN THE MORGUE,

I KNOW YOU HELPED
PUT HER THERE.

I'M GONNA RESTRAIN MYSELF
AND WALK AWAY.

UNLESS YOU WANNA ADD
SOMETHING TO THE SUBJECT?

I'D LIKE TO SEE
MY DAUGHTER NOW.

[crying]
I'D LIKE TO SEE MY LITTLE GIRL.

WILLIS.

WHAT DO YOU GOT?

I GOT A WITNESS
FOR YOU, HOOKER.

TO THE KILLING?

WELL, NOT QUITE.

ONE OF YOUR CONSERVATIVE
BUSINESS TYPES,

YOU KNOW,
LIKES A LITTLE ACTION ON THE SIDE,

WAS WITH ONE
OF MY MAIN LADIES AT THE ADAMS

JUST PRIOR TO THE
INCIDENT IN QUESTION.

WHAT'D HE SEE?

WELL, HE TALKED
TO MY LADY NEXT DAY ON THE PHONE,

SAID HE WAS REAL SCARED,

'CAUSE THE DUDE SAW HIM.

GO ON.

WELL, AROUND DAWN,
THIS GUY CHASED THIS GIRL OUT IN THE ALLEY.

FITS THE DESCRIPTION
YOU GAVE ME RIGHT DOWN TO A TEE.

THIS JOHN'S DRIVIN' HOME
TO THE WIFE AND KIDS

WHEN THE GIRL
RUNS UP TO HIS CAR.

HE PANICS AND DRIVES OFF.

COULD HE IDENTIFY THE MAN
IF HE HAD TO?

HE SAID HE'LL NEVER
FORGET HIS FACE.

HE'S GOT A LITTLE
GUILT GOIN' DOWN, YOU KNOW?

'CAUSE HE HEARD
THE GIRL GOT KILLED.

WHERE CAN I GET IN TOUCH
WITH HIM?

HOOKER, LIKE I SAID,
THE JOHN IS REAL SCARED.

HE AIN'T GONNA VOLUNTEER
FOR NOTHIN'.

I JUST FIGURED
YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW HE EXISTS.

LISTEN, WILLIS. I WANT A NAME,
I WANT AN ADDRESS,

AND IF I HAVE
TO LEAN ON YOU, YOU'LL COME AWAY A LOSER.

THE CUSTOMER'S NAME
IS HARRY SIMPSON.

I'LL SET UP A MEETING
FOR YOU, HOOKER.

WHAT'S UP, DOC?

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?

WELL, HOW ABOUT
A SUBMARINE SANDWICH, DOC?

IT'LL HELP CLEAR UP
YOUR SINUSES.

I DON'T WANNA BE SEEN
WITH YOU TWO.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

MAKE YOUR CONNECTION YET?

YOU HAVE THE CASH,
YOU'LL GET YOUR SUPPLY.

HOW ABOUT TOMORROW MORNING?

MEET ME EARLY.
YOU'LL HAVE IT.

[door closing]

[engine starting]

(Perez)
HEY, SHE'S LOOKIN' OVER HERE, MAN.

DON'T SWEAT IT, BRO.

IF SHE GETS TOO CURIOUS,
SHE'LL WIND UP LIKE HER FRIEND JENNY.

DEAD.

SO, I JUST HEARD ON T.V.
THAT THE CITY COUNCIL

VOTED DOWN THE APPROPRIATION
ON MORE POLICE FUNDS.

YEAH.
THAT'S US.

UNDERMANNED, UNAPPRECIATED.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, SHERRY?
DON'T YOU THINK WE CAN PAY OUR TAB?

OH, NOW, IF I WAS GONNA WORRY
ABOUT YOU, HOOKER,

I WOULD'VE WORRIED
WHEN THAT GUY PUMPED YOU FULL OF LEAD A WHILE BACK.

"THAT'S RIGHT, SWEETHEART.
DANGER IS OUR BUSINESS."

[chuckling]
RIGHT, HOOKER. SURE THING.

THAT LOOK LIKE
A HARRY SIMPSON TO YOU?

OH YEAH. DEFINITELY
A HARRY SIMPSON.

(Romano)
MR. SIMPSON, I'M OFF. ROMANO.

THIS IS SGT. HOOKER.

SERGEANT.

DRINK, MR. SIMPSON?

NO. UH, NO, THANKS.I'D JUST
LIKE TO GET THIS OVER WITH.

OH, WELL, IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
WE NEED YOUR HELP TO SOLVE A HOMICIDE.

LOOK, UH,
I'VE NEVER BEEN INVOLVED WITH THE POLICE BEFORE.

I'VE NEVER GOTTEN
SO MUCH AS A PARKING TICKET MY WHOLE LIFE.

I'VE GOT A SOLID MARRIAGE,
I'VE RAISED 3 KIDS.

I-I'VE BEEN SUCCESSFUL
IN BUSINESS.

NOW, BECAUSE I HAPPENED TO BE
IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME...

MR. SIMPSON,

NOBODY'S HERE TO PASS
MORAL JUDGMENT ON YOU.

BUT IF YOU HAVE
A CONSCIENCE,

YOU'LL HELP US SOLVE
THE MURDER OF THIS GIRL.

YOU KNOW WHAT'LL HAPPEN
IF MY WIFE FINDS OUT WHERE I WAS THAT NIGHT?

ALL NIGHT?

LOOK, WE HAVE A LINE
ON THE SUSPECTS.

WE THINK WE KNOW
WHERE WE MIGHT PICK 'EM UP.

DO YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE ASKING?

LISTEN, MISTER,
DO YOU UNDERSTAND

WHAT'S HAPPENING
ON THE STREETS TODAY?

THAT WAS A 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL,

KILLED IN HER PRIME,
PUMPED FULL OF DRUGS, SHOVED OFF A BUILDING!

SIMPSON, WE NEED YOU
TO TESTIFY TO THAT.

IF YOU DON'T MIND, UH,

I THINK I'LL HAVE
THAT DRINK NOW.

MAN, IF WE DO
HALF THE BUSINESS WE DID LAST WEEK,

WE'RE IN FAT CITY.

HERE, SPREAD THESE AROUND,
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE WE'RE LEGIT.

HEY, THE CANDY MAN'S HERE.
COME ON, LET'S GO.

[brakes squeal]

HEY, FALCO,
WHAT'S GOIN' DOWN?

YOU'RE THE SMART GUY
GOIN' TO SCHOOL. YOU TELL ME.

WE GOT THE BREAD. YOU GOT
THE SPECIAL DELIVERY?

DO WE GOT IT?

IS THAT THE GUY?

(Simpson)
NO. NO, THAT'S NOT HIM.

WHAT'S CATHY DOING HERE?

I TOLD HER TO STAY AWAY
FROM HERE.

SARGE.

LOOK. THERE. THERE!
THERE HE IS. THAT'S THE MAN.

HAVE YOU SEEN ENOUGH
TO MAKE AN IDENTIFICATION, MR. SIMPSON?

YEAH. I'M POSITIVE.

THAT'S THE MAN
WHO CHASED THE GIRL

FROM THE ALLEY
AND INTO MY CAR.

WILL YOU SIGN A STATEMENT?

YEAH.

(Falco)
ENJOY, BRO.

WE'LL BE BACK
FOR MORE.

YEAH, WELL, YOU BETTER CLIP
SOME MORE OLD LADIES' PURSES BEFORE YOU DO,

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
PRICES ARE GOIN' UP.

IT'S INFLATION.
WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?

HEY, FALCO, DON'T LOOK NOW,
BUT THERE'S A COUPLE OF COPS EYEBALLING YOU

FROM AROUND THE CORNER
OVER THERE.

WE GOTTA
GET OUT OF HERE, MAN!

[thudding]

THEY'RE MAKIN' A MOVE.

YOU STAY HERE.

[tires squealing]

[siren wailing]

[Cathy screaming]
YOU FIGHT, SUGAR, OR MAKE ANY NOISE,

I'M GONNA KILL YOU
RIGHT HERE AND NOW!

(Cathy)
NO!

HOLD IT! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

THROW THAT PIECE AWAY, COP,
OR THIS GIRL IS DEAD!

YOU DO THAT,

YOU'LL HAVE ANOTHER MURDER ONE
ON YOUR HEAD.

AND NO LITTLE GIRL
TO HIDE BEHIND.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA
TAKE THAT CHANCE, COP.

NOT WITH THIS KID
AS A TARGET!

YOU THERE!
YOUNG LADY, BE COOL.

THEY AREN'T GONNA HURT YOU.

YOU'RE KIDDING YOURSELF
IF YOU THINK I'M NOT GONNA PULL THE TRIGGER, COP!

YOU THINK, MISTER.

YOU THINK BEFORE YOU MAKE
A BIG MISTAKE.

HEY, COP, YOU THINK YOU CAN
OFF ME BEFORE I KILL HER? HUH?

[Cathy groaning]

MOST OFFICERS CARRY
A .38, MISTER.

I PREFER THIS.

DOUBLE-ACTION
.357 MAGNUM.

LOADED WITH HOLLOW POINTS.

IT'LL TEAR
A 6-INCH HOLE IN YOU GOING IN,

AND THE HOLLAND TUNNEL
COMING OUT!

[screaming]

YOU WANNA TRY ME?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, MAN.
LET'S GO, SWEETHEART.

(Cathy)
NO! NO! NO! NO!

[screaming]

AROUND THE BACK!

[Cathy screaming]

[siren wailing]

[exclaims]

(Hooker)
FREEZE!

[screaming]

COME ON, LEAVE HER!

[Cathy sobbing]

ARE YOU OK?

[sobbing]
YES!

STAY PUT!

(Perez)
GIVE ME THOSE KEYS!

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

[grunting]

[engine starting]

[tires squealing]

[tires squealing]

[siren wailing]

GET OUT! EASY!

RESIST ARREST.

RESIST ARREST. PLEASE!

[woman chattering
on police radio]

I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY
FROM HERE, DIDN'T I?

[sobbing]
I KNOW. I KNOW. I'M SORRY, DADDY.

FROM NOW ON,
LEAVE THE POLICE WORK TO ME.

BUT I WAS ONLY
TRYING TO HELP.

[clicking tongue]

JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER.

YOU NEVER LISTEN.

[laughing]

I DIDN'T WANT JENNY
TO GET HURT.

THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND. SHE
WOULDN'T LISTEN TO REASON.

REASON?
JUST WHAT WOULD THAT BE, DR. SEGAL?

SHE COULD'VE HAD
WHATEVER SHE WANTED.

SHE JUST WOULDN'T
KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT.

MAYBE SHE FIGURED
YOU WEREN'T A CREDIT TO YOUR PROFESSION.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
THE PRESSURE.

FIRST IT'S MEDICAL SCHOOL,
THEN TRYING TO COMPETE AS AN INTERN,

THEN IN PRIVATE PRACTICE--

I KNOW EXACTLY
WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM.

AND I KNOW EXACTLY
WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

I JUST HOPE THE JUDGE
THROWS AWAY THE KEY.

HOOKER, FRANK WAGNER
JUST CALLED.

HE WANTED TO SAY
"THANK YOU" AGAIN.

DAVID'S PLEADING GUILTY
TO ALL CHARGES,

HE'S REQUESTING
PSYCHIATRIC HELP,

AND A REHABILITATION PROGRAM.

I'M BUYIN' THE DRINKS.

OH, UH, I--I CAN'T MAKE IT.

CHARLENE ANN?

OH, NO, NO.
CHARLENE'S ROOMMATE, BETTY SUE.

ANOTHER SOUTHERN GIRL?

I'M A SUCKER
FOR SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?
MACKEY JUST SAID SOMETHIN' REAL INTERESTING.

YOU USED TO BE A NARC.

I ALSO USED TO BE YOUR AGE.

I DON'T KNOW.
SOMEHOW I JUST CAN'T PICTURE IT.

YOU WITH LONG HAIR,
A BEARD, A PURSE,

AND DOING SERPICO.

LISTEN, JUNIOR.
I HAD A 3-PIECE, GREY FLANNEL SUIT,

HAD SHORT HAIR,
AND MADE A POINT OF BEING CLEAN-SHAVEN.

FOR UNDERCOVER?

MOST OF MY BUSTS
WERE DENTISTS, STOCKBROKERS,

AND ADVERTISING EXECS.

WITH YOUR SORRY WARDROBE,
I'M SURPRISED YOU EVEN OWNED A SUIT,

LET ALONE
A 3-PIECE GREY FLANNEL.

HEY, HEY, I DIDN'T SAY
"OWN," ROMANO.

I RENTED!