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- It's like so hard for me to look her in the eyes now.

- We can't talk about Jen.

That's not gonna work for me.

- She's just, she's so tough.

- Yeah, well, that's what I like about her.

Girls like that, they're like putty in my hands,

and I like that I have this kind of power over them,

and they have zero power over me.

Girls like her, I'm used to that.

So, why guys?

Why now?

- I mean, I could ask you the same thing.

- Yeah, well, I've been doin' this a while, dude.

- Well, when I was 14, this kid up the street told me

that he knew how to make a girl squirt, and--

(laughing)

Which, frankly, I didn't even understand,

but I knew I wanted to learn.

Anyway, he gets this girl, and she, basically,

got completely naked and let us go to town.

I mean, it was all very clinical,

or I guess you could say technical,

but yeah.

I mean, I had no idea,

but he taught me that a clit is basically like a tiny penis.

- And some are bigger than others.

- Yeah, and he showed me right there on his own penis.

He pulled it out right in front of her,

taught me how to feel for it, how to stimulate it,

and of course, the whole mouth thing.

- Wow.

- The whole thing was, it was so exciting.

I mean, I'm feeling that, and I'm into everything, and then,

it happened, the first real, I don't know what you'd say,

explosion happens.

- She squirted?

- Yeah, and I mean a lot.

While he and I were basically making out in her pussy.

- Holy shit.

- [Black Haired Man] Yeah, dude.

- Damn.

- Yeah, so, to this day I've always had this thing

about wanting to do that sort of thing again.

My friends were always like,

"Dude, how do you get the hottest girls in school?"

I was like, "I don't know."

I mean, I didn't really talk about it.

I guess, maybe, I was embarrassed about it or something.

I don't know.

- So, you don't kiss and tell?

- No.

Never.

- And your wife?

- My wife, she's actually different.

I mean, first of all,

she had no clue about my specific skillset,

but she was just somebody that I could really hang with,

you know?

Just really hang.

I mean, I didn't even have a sexual thought about her

until, 'til I did, but it wasn't until I really knew her,

and unlike any other girl, for her,

it wasn't about getting her off.

- Yeah, I don't really hang well, ya know, with girls.

- You just like to fuck 'em.

- Yeah, pretty much.

(laughing)

- I mean, I think all guys are like that.

Aren't we?

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