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- You're kidding me, right?

- No, I was under the impression

this had all be worked out.

She led me to believe. - Robert.

- [Stanley] Okay, I'm gonna leave.

- No, you're not going anywhere, Stanley.

- Well, then I'll just wait in the next room.

- Do you trust me?

- No, Stacy, not at all.

Seriously, I don't trust you at all.

- You've been wanting me to get a strap-on, Robert.

- Oh my God, are you seriously gonna go there?

That's a completely private conversation.

Conversation between you and me.

- Just hear me out.

- No, that is so personal and intimate.

- Look, Stanley is insanely attracted to you.

- I don't care.

- And you are insanely attracted to me.

- Oh, no no no no no, I'm not.

I'm not attracted to you at all.

Not in this moment.

I would venture to say that I am turned off by you,

insanely turned off.

- So what's that, then?

- You are insane.

- He's attracted to you.

You're attracted to me.

And I'm attracted to Stanley.

I mean, in love with you.

- I'm gay. - He's gay.

And, strapping on a dick just doesn't seem natural to me.

- Oh, but this does?

- Yes, totally.

Just try it, Robert.

- No, not tonight.

- Yes, tonight, now.

- Definitely not.

Dude, just so you know, here's the deal.

I'm not interested in guys in that way.

I don't know what she told you, but I'm not.

- Have you ever had your ass eaten?

- Jesus, no.

- You might like it.

I'm sorry you don't find me attractive.

- Stanley, you're a good looking guy.

And I suppose if, on some level I was to consider,

which I'm not, you know.

- No, I don't know.

- Maybe, under different circumstances.

- So what would those circumstances have to look like?

- I don't know, not this.

- But you've thought about it.

- I know, yeah, maybe, I thought.

Maybe it would be nice to feel something,

you know, back, you know.

- What's going on, Robert?

I mean, you know, the cat's out of the bag.

Let's just talk about it.

- You're the mind reader.

You tell me.

- He wants to do it, but he's completely right.

I didn't think this through.

Robert doesn't like any kind of pre-meditation

for these sorts of things.

- Sexual things?

- Well, kinky things.

He likes to be surprised.

- Seduced.

- Yeah, that's probably a better word for it.

- No.

Surprised, I like to be surprised.

- Do you trim or shave your pubes?

- Why?

- He doesn't trim or shave anything.

- Whole?

- Totally natural.

- Why?

- It's just, I like natural guys.

We all have our fetishes.

What are yours?

So you're open to the possibility.

- No, you know, not tonight.

- But, you're open to the idea that

you might feel this way in the future?

- Possibly, but nothing's gonna happen tonight.

- I'll walk you out.

No, darling, it's not gonna happen.

But, we are gonna have some fun.

Some genuine, down to Earth fun.

- We'll see.

- Bye.

- You're in love with him,

and that really pisses me off.

- I'm not in love with him, Robert.

I'm in love with you.

- You're a slut.

- This is true.

But, you'll notice it doesn't really bother me.

- Meaning?

- Meaning, I think you'll find it hot.

- Robert.

- Swell.

- Where you been?

- Oh, nowhere.

I was at Stacy's last night.

- What's going on?

- Nothing.

Not a thing.

Swell.

- Robert.

- Well, how kinky is Jenn?

- You mean, besides the fact that she

prefers to be fucked in public places?

She's not kinky at all.

You guys have been together over five years.

Maybe she's just trying to spice things up.

What does she wanna do?

You can tell me.

I can tell you want to tell me.

- Actually, I don't.

What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?

- I fucked a guy after a swim meet once.

- You did not.

- I did, honestly.

- No fucking way.

You're shitting me, I know it.

- Okay, whatever.

- Did you really?

- No.

- I hate it when you fuck with me.

- I like to fuck with you.

Robert, what does she want you to do?

- Nope.

- Fine, then I'll just ask her.

- You do that.

- Come on, dude.

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