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- You said that you couldn't be with women

unless they gave good head.

- That's true.

I here that guys give better head.

- They do.

- You've had blow jobs from guys?

- Hell yeah.

(laughs)

Really?

- Yeah.

Really.

But not for a very long time.

- I mean sometimes I'll check guys out,

not in a sexual way or anything like that.

It's just that I have a small dick,

you know.

And I'm curious.

I've always been curious.

- 'Cause all guys are curious.

- Really?

- Yeah really.

- Maybe I should try it.

- Well given that you're so into blow jobs

maybe you should.

- How?

- I'll show you.

Okay there's this site.

You're what would be considered a bear so,

you should try this one.

- Oh dude!

Ha.

Hey this is our secret yeah?

- Sure.

- No seriously,

I don't want anybody to know that we had this

conversation ever.

- No problem man.

- K thanks.

Alright so I don't want anything,

radical.

- Radical?

- Yeah like,

no anal.

- I don't really do prostrate massage so we're good there.

- Okay but you do do full body massage right?

- Yeah.

- 'Cause you're ad says that you do full body so,

you know do you,

do happy endings?

- This is like a real legit,

you know this is massage.

- Yeah but,

you're ad is on a men for men dating site.

And you know you've said that you provide a happy,

full body massage.

- I do massage everything,

just not you know,

cocks and balls and prostrate.

- K so you don't do blow jobs?

- No definitely not.

I told you I'm straight,

you know that.

- Yeah but my buddy said that's all part of the-

look if you're so straight,

then what are you doing advertising on a men for men

dating website?

Okay that's pretty fuckin' gay

if you ask me.

- Well it's business,

and guys like you pay a lot of money for guys like me.

- Whoa,

guys like me?

- Yeah.

- Okay you know what,

do you at least do hand jobs,

or anything?

No that I want one,

I just.

- No dude.

- It's fine, it's fine.

I'll just,

get a regular massage then I guess.

- Okay sorry man.

- It's fine,

It's just,

and if I get a boner?

- I'll ignore it,

work around it.

- Yeah of course.

I'm sorry.

You're not even that good looking to begin with.

You know you're kind of old

and you're losing your hair,

and you're sort of fat,

and bordering on the,

you know the.

- Okay you know what?

You can leave now and I won't even charge you

asshole.

- Awesome.

See you later loser (laughs).

Actually I won't be seeing you later.

Bu.

(laughing)

- Yeah I'm the loser?

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