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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,398 --> 00:00:16,898 - [Announcer] Premiumbeat.com. 2 00:00:27,185 --> 00:00:28,602 Premiumbeat.com. 3 00:00:30,245 --> 00:00:31,513 - You said that you couldn't be with women 4 00:00:31,513 --> 00:00:34,063 unless they gave good head. 5 00:00:34,063 --> 00:00:35,601 - That's true. 6 00:00:35,601 --> 00:00:37,382 I here that guys give better head. 7 00:00:37,382 --> 00:00:38,215 - They do. 8 00:00:39,370 --> 00:00:41,112 - You've had blow jobs from guys? 9 00:00:41,112 --> 00:00:41,945 - Hell yeah. 10 00:00:41,945 --> 00:00:42,778 (laughs) 11 00:00:42,778 --> 00:00:43,713 Really? 12 00:00:43,713 --> 00:00:44,794 - Yeah. 13 00:00:44,794 --> 00:00:45,627 Really. 14 00:00:45,627 --> 00:00:47,213 But not for a very long time. 15 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:48,970 - I mean sometimes I'll check guys out, 16 00:00:48,970 --> 00:00:51,256 not in a sexual way or anything like that. 17 00:00:51,256 --> 00:00:53,945 It's just that I have a small dick, 18 00:00:53,945 --> 00:00:54,778 you know. 19 00:00:54,778 --> 00:00:55,611 And I'm curious. 20 00:00:55,611 --> 00:00:57,113 I've always been curious. 21 00:00:57,113 --> 00:00:58,797 - 'Cause all guys are curious. 22 00:00:58,797 --> 00:00:59,772 - Really? 23 00:00:59,772 --> 00:01:00,939 - Yeah really. 24 00:01:02,421 --> 00:01:04,048 - Maybe I should try it. 25 00:01:04,048 --> 00:01:05,791 - Well given that you're so into blow jobs 26 00:01:05,791 --> 00:01:06,989 maybe you should. 27 00:01:06,989 --> 00:01:07,822 - How? 28 00:01:07,822 --> 00:01:09,367 - I'll show you. 29 00:01:09,367 --> 00:01:11,284 Okay there's this site. 30 00:01:12,217 --> 00:01:14,470 You're what would be considered a bear so, 31 00:01:14,470 --> 00:01:16,470 you should try this one. 32 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:18,243 - Oh dude! 33 00:01:20,034 --> 00:01:20,867 Ha. 34 00:01:22,027 --> 00:01:23,584 Hey this is our secret yeah? 35 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:24,417 - Sure. 36 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:25,250 - No seriously, 37 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:26,393 I don't want anybody to know that we had this 38 00:01:26,393 --> 00:01:28,072 conversation ever. 39 00:01:28,072 --> 00:01:29,221 - No problem man. 40 00:01:29,221 --> 00:01:30,138 - K thanks. 41 00:01:31,193 --> 00:01:33,016 Alright so I don't want anything, 42 00:01:33,016 --> 00:01:34,622 radical. 43 00:01:34,622 --> 00:01:35,511 - Radical? 44 00:01:35,511 --> 00:01:37,181 - Yeah like, 45 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:38,014 no anal. 46 00:01:39,907 --> 00:01:43,160 - I don't really do prostrate massage so we're good there. 47 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:46,805 - Okay but you do do full body massage right? 48 00:01:46,805 --> 00:01:48,041 - Yeah. 49 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:51,107 - 'Cause you're ad says that you do full body so, 50 00:01:51,107 --> 00:01:52,476 you know do you, 51 00:01:52,476 --> 00:01:53,893 do happy endings? 52 00:01:55,264 --> 00:01:57,570 - This is like a real legit, 53 00:01:57,570 --> 00:02:00,379 you know this is massage. 54 00:02:00,379 --> 00:02:01,747 - Yeah but, 55 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:04,124 you're ad is on a men for men dating site. 56 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:07,725 And you know you've said that you provide a happy, 57 00:02:07,725 --> 00:02:09,753 full body massage. 58 00:02:09,753 --> 00:02:11,297 - I do massage everything, 59 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:12,578 just not you know, 60 00:02:12,578 --> 00:02:15,457 cocks and balls and prostrate. 61 00:02:15,457 --> 00:02:17,957 - K so you don't do blow jobs? 62 00:02:20,317 --> 00:02:21,693 - No definitely not. 63 00:02:21,693 --> 00:02:23,083 I told you I'm straight, 64 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:23,939 you know that. 65 00:02:23,939 --> 00:02:26,232 - Yeah but my buddy said that's all part of the- 66 00:02:26,232 --> 00:02:27,209 look if you're so straight, 67 00:02:27,209 --> 00:02:29,252 then what are you doing advertising on a men for men 68 00:02:29,252 --> 00:02:30,557 dating website? 69 00:02:30,557 --> 00:02:31,767 Okay that's pretty fuckin' gay 70 00:02:31,767 --> 00:02:33,143 if you ask me. 71 00:02:33,143 --> 00:02:34,098 - Well it's business, 72 00:02:34,098 --> 00:02:36,956 and guys like you pay a lot of money for guys like me. 73 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:37,847 - Whoa, 74 00:02:37,847 --> 00:02:39,154 guys like me? 75 00:02:39,154 --> 00:02:40,733 - Yeah. 76 00:02:40,733 --> 00:02:41,566 - Okay you know what, 77 00:02:41,566 --> 00:02:43,112 do you at least do hand jobs, 78 00:02:43,112 --> 00:02:43,945 or anything? 79 00:02:43,945 --> 00:02:44,778 No that I want one, 80 00:02:44,778 --> 00:02:45,611 I just. 81 00:02:45,611 --> 00:02:46,760 - No dude. 82 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:47,593 - It's fine, it's fine. 83 00:02:47,593 --> 00:02:49,025 I'll just, 84 00:02:49,025 --> 00:02:51,087 get a regular massage then I guess. 85 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:52,568 - Okay sorry man. 86 00:02:52,568 --> 00:02:53,568 - It's fine, 87 00:02:54,476 --> 00:02:55,309 It's just, 88 00:02:56,143 --> 00:02:57,893 and if I get a boner? 89 00:02:58,896 --> 00:02:59,855 - I'll ignore it, 90 00:02:59,855 --> 00:03:01,085 work around it. 91 00:03:01,085 --> 00:03:02,220 - Yeah of course. 92 00:03:02,220 --> 00:03:03,053 I'm sorry. 93 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,505 You're not even that good looking to begin with. 94 00:03:06,505 --> 00:03:07,878 You know you're kind of old 95 00:03:07,878 --> 00:03:10,142 and you're losing your hair, 96 00:03:10,142 --> 00:03:11,424 and you're sort of fat, 97 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:12,375 and bordering on the, 98 00:03:12,375 --> 00:03:13,688 you know the. 99 00:03:13,688 --> 00:03:14,684 - Okay you know what? 100 00:03:14,684 --> 00:03:17,656 You can leave now and I won't even charge you 101 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:18,649 asshole. 102 00:03:18,649 --> 00:03:19,849 - Awesome. 103 00:03:19,849 --> 00:03:21,476 See you later loser (laughs). 104 00:03:21,476 --> 00:03:22,986 Actually I won't be seeing you later. 105 00:03:22,986 --> 00:03:23,819 Bu. 106 00:03:23,819 --> 00:03:26,205 (laughing) 107 00:03:26,205 --> 00:03:27,955 - Yeah I'm the loser? 108 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,799 - [Announcer] Premiumbeat.com. 109 00:03:49,253 --> 00:03:50,586 Premiumbeat.com. 110 00:04:02,029 --> 00:04:03,446 Premiumbeat.com. 6723

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