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- You got a little something right there.

(laughter)

- Okay, thanks.

- You know, for some reason

I knew you were the one for me.

I knew that you would be safe.

So how often do you hook up with ...?

- Not too much.

I get in these moods sometimes, you know?

I mean, Hawaii's a really small place,

and you can't really ...

That's why my ad is what it is.

- Yeah, what'd your ad say again?

- "Married.

"Looking for a bit of experimentation.

"Going with the flow.

"Somebody cool, somebody stable,

"somebody just visiting for the weekend like I am.

"Role play's a plus.

"Someone who's up to live out a fantasy

"that they never thought they'd allow themselves to have.

"A top if it goes there."

Something to that effect.

- I can't stop thinking about you.

I can't get you out of my head.

So how long have you been married?

- Technically, I'm not married.

- Okay, well, I for sure am married.

- Great.

You're just not visiting.

- Neither are you.

- The DA's office, huh?

- Yeah.

- Fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. - What?

What?

- Jennifer Lannigan.

- (laughs) Jennifer Lannigan!

She is the biggest bit-- - My girlfriend.

- Oh, no.

I didn't, I had no idea.

- She's a bitch, I know.

- [Brett] Okay.

- Pretty much everyone says that about her.

- Yeah, well at least she's smokin' hot, right?

Wait a minute.

Just the other day, she was talking about you!

You're Swell, aren't you?

And she said that you were 100% straight!

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- That's why I need to stop doing this, you know?

I knew sooner or later it was gonna catch up with me.

It's like, it's just way too close to home.

- So ...

What are we gonna do?

- Well, we're gonna stop this right here, right now.

That's what we're gonna do.

- Okay.

Well, how about,

how about a gentleman's agreement?

Why don't we, I don't know, do it again?

- No!

I mean, what part of "no" do you not understand?

- Okay, hear me out.

So it's not gonna be anonymous anymore.

It's gonna be different.

But does it have to be anonymous for you to be turned on?

- I'm not sure.

- Okay, well.

We'll play it by your rules, alright?

On your terms.

Just, the next time you're

looking for a role play, hit me up.

And I promise in the meantime, I'll quit stalking you.

- How did you get my info?

Seriously.

I mean, I didn't even tell you my name.

- I watched you drive away.

I saw your license plate,

plus you had a fireman's insignia on your truck,

and I'm a pretty good investigator.

- For the DA's office.

- Yeah.

- But you're not an attorney.

- No, I'm an investigator.

- So you don't really see Jen that much.

- No, I see her all the time.

I'm like her favorite detective.

I'm really good at what I do.

So do we have a deal?

- Fuck.

- Okay.

We'll just make believe that

we're lovers behind closed doors,

and the rest of the time, we're not.

I can live with that.

I mean, after all I am married.

- With children?

- Yeah, with children.

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