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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,627 --> 00:00:16,927 Doogie! 2 00:00:16,928 --> 00:00:19,228 Douglas, i can't understand why you're so angry. 3 00:00:19,231 --> 00:00:20,964 We caught the fish. 4 00:00:20,966 --> 00:00:22,366 Ha ha. 5 00:00:22,368 --> 00:00:24,134 A good-sized critter, 6 00:00:24,136 --> 00:00:25,269 I might add. 7 00:00:25,271 --> 00:00:27,371 You just don't get it, dad. 8 00:00:27,373 --> 00:00:31,475 I don't care. I never wanted to come here. 9 00:00:31,477 --> 00:00:33,727 What? 10 00:00:33,728 --> 00:00:35,978 I could be in palm springs with wanda right now. 11 00:00:35,981 --> 00:00:38,349 Instead, i'm stuck out here-- 12 00:00:38,351 --> 00:00:39,683 Needs more butter. 13 00:00:39,685 --> 00:00:41,518 ...Talking to the fish! 14 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,554 Butter. 15 00:00:43,556 --> 00:00:45,456 More. 16 00:01:10,883 --> 00:01:11,782 [doorbell rings] 17 00:01:11,784 --> 00:01:12,950 Murray, get the door! 18 00:01:12,952 --> 00:01:15,652 I've grown out of these trips. 19 00:01:15,654 --> 00:01:16,587 Butter. 20 00:01:16,589 --> 00:01:18,823 [muttering] 21 00:01:18,824 --> 00:01:21,058 I don't want to be the great white hunter. 22 00:01:22,161 --> 00:01:25,929 Sorry to disturb you at this hour, mr. Seidenbaum, 23 00:01:25,931 --> 00:01:28,799 But you have been personally selected 24 00:01:28,801 --> 00:01:30,300 To receive a most... 25 00:01:30,302 --> 00:01:31,402 Irresistible offer. 26 00:01:31,404 --> 00:01:32,636 Giving me instructions 27 00:01:32,638 --> 00:01:34,872 Like i was still a little boy. 28 00:01:34,874 --> 00:01:37,307 I didn't realize you felt like this. 29 00:01:37,309 --> 00:01:41,912 I'm surprised you didn't say anything before this. 30 00:01:42,448 --> 00:01:46,517 Murray, what are you doing back there? 31 00:01:46,519 --> 00:01:47,851 Murray! 32 00:01:47,853 --> 00:01:49,019 [electronic noise] 33 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:53,157 Aah! 34 00:03:52,611 --> 00:03:54,278 [burp] 35 00:03:59,585 --> 00:04:01,084 My name is darryl knable. 36 00:04:01,086 --> 00:04:04,721 I'm a normal kid who led a pretty normal life... 37 00:04:04,723 --> 00:04:06,023 Until that night. 38 00:04:06,025 --> 00:04:08,158 [announcer] it looks and feels natural, 39 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,626 Whether you're skimming the surf 40 00:04:09,628 --> 00:04:12,596 Or racing the wind on a cruiser for two. 41 00:04:12,598 --> 00:04:14,665 And remember, we stand behind it. 42 00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:17,734 I'm not only the hair club president, 43 00:04:17,736 --> 00:04:20,187 But also a client. 44 00:04:20,188 --> 00:04:22,639 [darryl] in describing my dad, several names come to mind-- 45 00:04:22,641 --> 00:04:24,141 Bill cosby, alan thicke, 46 00:04:24,143 --> 00:04:25,475 The brady bunch father. 47 00:04:25,477 --> 00:04:27,110 My dad watched all of them. 48 00:04:27,112 --> 00:04:30,948 In fact, he watched anything on tv all the time. 49 00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:32,883 They say the average american 50 00:04:32,885 --> 00:04:34,952 Watches 7 1/2 hours of tv a day. 51 00:04:34,954 --> 00:04:39,089 If that's true, there are two guys who never watch, 52 00:04:39,091 --> 00:04:42,392 And my dad took their times. 53 00:04:42,394 --> 00:04:44,294 Perhaps i shall one day. 54 00:04:44,296 --> 00:04:47,331 You have some dispatches for me, captain? 55 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:50,000 I have some dispatches for the queen. 56 00:04:50,002 --> 00:04:53,136 Prepare to taste corsican steel. 57 00:04:56,275 --> 00:04:57,941 Uhh! 58 00:04:58,944 --> 00:05:00,844 Hi. 59 00:05:00,846 --> 00:05:01,745 Hi. 60 00:05:01,747 --> 00:05:04,014 It's late. 61 00:05:04,015 --> 00:05:06,282 Yeah, i know. I'll be up in a minute, honey. 62 00:05:06,285 --> 00:05:07,584 [swords cross] 63 00:05:07,586 --> 00:05:09,553 I'm thinking of renting out 64 00:05:09,555 --> 00:05:11,521 Your side of the bed. 65 00:05:11,523 --> 00:05:13,023 Huh? 66 00:05:20,499 --> 00:05:22,466 Don't get me wrong. 67 00:05:22,467 --> 00:05:24,434 I like tv just as much as the next person. 68 00:05:24,436 --> 00:05:28,705 It's just there are more things you can do with it 69 00:05:28,707 --> 00:05:31,375 Than only watch it. 70 00:05:31,376 --> 00:05:34,044 For instance, you can also make money with it. 71 00:05:41,487 --> 00:05:44,421 We interrupt this broadcast for a special report. 72 00:05:44,423 --> 00:05:47,457 Young electronics genius darryl knable 73 00:05:47,459 --> 00:05:49,893 Has just won the nobel prize. 74 00:05:49,895 --> 00:05:51,461 Oh, you dipstick. 75 00:05:51,463 --> 00:05:53,964 For secretly videotaping his sister diane 76 00:05:53,966 --> 00:05:56,400 French-kissing with her boyfriend chris. 77 00:05:56,402 --> 00:05:57,701 We're talking tongues here! 78 00:05:57,703 --> 00:06:01,104 For copies of this tape, send $3.00 to... 79 00:06:01,106 --> 00:06:05,842 Darryl knable, 1532 blue jay court-- 80 00:06:11,016 --> 00:06:14,718 Hey, knable, your kid's messing up my tv reception again. 81 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:17,721 And your dog's messing up my dichondra. 82 00:06:17,723 --> 00:06:20,424 Rivets didn't do that. 83 00:06:20,425 --> 00:06:23,126 Then there's a brontosaurus loose in the neighborhood. 84 00:06:24,930 --> 00:06:28,131 Bad dog. Bad, bad doggie. 85 00:06:28,133 --> 00:06:30,667 I'm going to call the fcc! 86 00:06:30,669 --> 00:06:31,668 The fcc! 87 00:06:31,670 --> 00:06:33,620 [snort] 88 00:06:33,621 --> 00:06:35,571 My mom was a big-deal advertising executive 89 00:06:35,574 --> 00:06:38,242 With a vitamin company. 90 00:06:38,243 --> 00:06:40,911 My dad had this real suck job selling plumbing supplies. 91 00:06:40,913 --> 00:06:42,846 I heard them arguing one night, 92 00:06:42,848 --> 00:06:45,348 And she said he was suffering from 93 00:06:45,350 --> 00:06:48,185 Something called a mid-life crisis, 94 00:06:48,187 --> 00:06:49,686 Whatever that is. 95 00:06:49,688 --> 00:06:51,054 He said he wasn't. 96 00:06:51,056 --> 00:06:54,558 She said he was jealous of her success. 97 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,059 He said he wasn't. 98 00:06:56,061 --> 00:06:58,695 They argued a lot. 99 00:07:08,507 --> 00:07:12,309 Aah! 100 00:07:26,692 --> 00:07:27,858 So that's my dad, 101 00:07:27,860 --> 00:07:30,127 Going to his pretty normal home 102 00:07:30,129 --> 00:07:32,996 After his pretty normal day at his suck job, 103 00:07:32,998 --> 00:07:34,731 Ready to watch his tv. 104 00:07:34,733 --> 00:07:38,535 That brings us to that night i was talking about. 105 00:07:38,537 --> 00:07:40,904 That's when everything changed. 106 00:07:40,906 --> 00:07:43,540 [woof woof] 107 00:07:44,910 --> 00:07:46,009 I love you. 108 00:07:46,011 --> 00:07:48,578 I don't care who loves who-- 109 00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:51,014 I won't play the sap for you. 110 00:07:51,016 --> 00:07:55,018 You killed miles, and you're going over for it. 111 00:07:56,789 --> 00:08:00,323 Wait, wait, wait. Where are you two going? 112 00:08:00,325 --> 00:08:02,626 Mom, remember? 113 00:08:02,627 --> 00:08:04,928 Oh, right. You're spending the night with friends. 114 00:08:04,930 --> 00:08:05,929 Diane... 115 00:08:05,931 --> 00:08:07,264 No boys. 116 00:08:07,265 --> 00:08:08,598 Mother, i am not a child. 117 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:12,469 Mm-hmm. You go directly to tracy's, you understand? 118 00:08:12,471 --> 00:08:14,004 Right. 119 00:08:15,874 --> 00:08:19,442 Mom, you know my friend billy stephan? 120 00:08:19,444 --> 00:08:20,694 Mm-hmm. 121 00:08:20,695 --> 00:08:21,945 Well, his dad moved out for a while. 122 00:08:21,947 --> 00:08:26,316 Then his parents went away and sat in a hot tub all weekend. 123 00:08:26,318 --> 00:08:29,619 When they got back, billy's dad moved back in 124 00:08:29,621 --> 00:08:31,087 And things were all better. 125 00:08:31,089 --> 00:08:35,225 Did you plan this so your dad and i could be alone? 126 00:08:35,227 --> 00:08:39,596 We don't know how much that hip bruise he got-- 127 00:08:39,598 --> 00:08:40,664 Roy? 128 00:08:40,666 --> 00:08:41,832 Hi, helen. 129 00:08:41,834 --> 00:08:42,799 I have an idea. 130 00:08:42,801 --> 00:08:46,369 You know how proud i am of you-- pass it! 131 00:08:46,371 --> 00:08:48,805 Let's go away. 132 00:08:48,806 --> 00:08:51,240 Go ahead. I'll be there in 4 minutes and 16 seconds. 133 00:08:51,243 --> 00:08:52,475 Roy. Roy, listen. 134 00:08:52,477 --> 00:08:55,245 Let's go away like we used to, 135 00:08:55,247 --> 00:08:56,980 To the mountains. 136 00:08:56,982 --> 00:08:57,714 O.K. 137 00:08:57,716 --> 00:08:59,049 Just the two of us. 138 00:08:59,051 --> 00:09:01,585 No phones, no kids, no tv. 139 00:09:01,587 --> 00:09:03,119 No tv? 140 00:09:03,121 --> 00:09:05,322 They don't have tv there. 141 00:09:05,324 --> 00:09:07,257 Is there a plug? 142 00:09:07,259 --> 00:09:08,825 This is abnormal. 143 00:09:08,827 --> 00:09:11,494 Honey, you're just shutting yourself off 144 00:09:11,496 --> 00:09:14,898 From everything and everybody. 145 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:17,367 Are you having problems? 146 00:09:17,369 --> 00:09:19,769 Is--is it me? 147 00:09:20,205 --> 00:09:21,671 Yes! No. 148 00:09:21,672 --> 00:09:23,138 Is--is it work? Are you having trouble at work? 149 00:09:23,141 --> 00:09:27,310 Of course not. What makes you say something like that? 150 00:09:27,312 --> 00:09:28,778 Shoot, you idiot. Shoot. 151 00:09:28,780 --> 00:09:31,915 The one thing we always promised each other 152 00:09:31,917 --> 00:09:34,417 Is that we would remain honest. 153 00:09:34,419 --> 00:09:36,953 We are honest with each other. 154 00:09:36,955 --> 00:09:38,455 Look... 155 00:09:38,456 --> 00:09:39,956 You say that i'm shut off, 156 00:09:39,958 --> 00:09:42,726 That--that i can't open up to you, 157 00:09:42,728 --> 00:09:43,760 That i'm closed down. 158 00:09:43,762 --> 00:09:46,429 O.K., well, i'm going to tell you something 159 00:09:46,431 --> 00:09:48,798 That's--that's very important to me. 160 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,667 I'm going to be completely honest. 161 00:09:50,669 --> 00:09:54,371 I just don't want you to take this the wrong way. 162 00:09:54,373 --> 00:09:58,541 Oh, roy, talk to me. I can take anything. 163 00:09:58,543 --> 00:10:02,045 We're in double overtime here. 164 00:10:03,015 --> 00:10:05,048 Fine! 165 00:10:05,450 --> 00:10:07,450 Watch tv. 166 00:10:07,452 --> 00:10:08,318 Thanks, sweetheart. 167 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,553 Could you move just to-- 168 00:10:10,555 --> 00:10:11,655 This is unbelievable! 169 00:10:11,657 --> 00:10:14,324 You couldn't listen to me for two minutes 170 00:10:14,326 --> 00:10:16,760 Without that stupid television being on! 171 00:10:16,762 --> 00:10:19,562 When i married you, you were a doer. 172 00:10:19,564 --> 00:10:21,698 Now all you are is a watcher! 173 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:24,968 [announcer] he gave it away to drexler. 174 00:10:24,970 --> 00:10:27,938 Drexler fouled at mid-court. 175 00:10:30,008 --> 00:10:31,474 Oh, roy? 176 00:10:31,476 --> 00:10:32,976 Huh? 177 00:10:33,912 --> 00:10:36,212 Hyah--aah! 178 00:10:36,648 --> 00:10:39,516 The tv! 179 00:10:39,518 --> 00:10:41,384 [paul henreid] i was afraid 180 00:10:41,386 --> 00:10:43,954 You were keeping tina out of pity, 181 00:10:43,956 --> 00:10:45,989 But that wasn't pity just now. 182 00:10:45,991 --> 00:10:48,358 Now i know you still love me. 183 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,727 It won't die, what's between us. 184 00:10:50,729 --> 00:10:52,362 Do what you will-- 185 00:10:52,364 --> 00:10:53,296 Never happen. 186 00:10:53,298 --> 00:10:54,998 Ignore it, neglect it-- 187 00:10:54,999 --> 00:10:56,699 No further developments in the disappearance 188 00:10:56,702 --> 00:10:59,002 Of murray and sarah seidenbaum of oakview. 189 00:10:59,004 --> 00:11:04,140 Police are still baffled and report they have no clues. 190 00:11:14,987 --> 00:11:16,519 Ahhhh... 191 00:11:16,521 --> 00:11:17,220 Roy... 192 00:11:17,222 --> 00:11:19,322 Your boring little life 193 00:11:19,324 --> 00:11:21,291 Is about to become 194 00:11:21,293 --> 00:11:24,160 Much more exciting. 195 00:11:24,162 --> 00:11:26,863 [doorbell chimes] 196 00:11:31,003 --> 00:11:32,502 Mr. Knable? 197 00:11:32,504 --> 00:11:35,638 Sorry to disturb you at this hour, 198 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,607 But you've been personally selected 199 00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:40,944 To receive a most irresistible offer. 200 00:11:40,946 --> 00:11:42,713 I'm busy. 201 00:11:42,714 --> 00:11:44,481 Wait, mr. Knable. I have something you want-- 202 00:11:44,483 --> 00:11:45,548 Escape... 203 00:11:45,550 --> 00:11:47,617 From all your failures and woes, 204 00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:50,153 At the touch of your thumb... 205 00:11:50,155 --> 00:11:52,122 On this. 206 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:53,923 [beeping] 207 00:11:53,925 --> 00:11:55,425 Go ahead. 208 00:11:55,427 --> 00:11:57,527 [beeping] 209 00:11:59,765 --> 00:12:02,032 Your new controller. 210 00:12:03,101 --> 00:12:08,538 Your passport to the ultimate television adventure. 211 00:12:08,907 --> 00:12:09,939 Cute place. 212 00:12:09,941 --> 00:12:11,041 You fence! 213 00:12:11,043 --> 00:12:13,610 Oh, i used to. 214 00:12:14,046 --> 00:12:16,046 Did you ever, uh, kill anyone? 215 00:12:16,048 --> 00:12:18,515 Of course not. Look, mr., uh... 216 00:12:18,517 --> 00:12:19,349 Spike. 217 00:12:19,351 --> 00:12:21,584 At your service. 218 00:12:23,121 --> 00:12:25,922 What exactly is it that you're selling? 219 00:12:25,924 --> 00:12:28,691 Mmm! Attractive. The little woman. 220 00:12:28,693 --> 00:12:30,560 You two having difficulties? 221 00:12:30,562 --> 00:12:32,629 Well, i don't see how-- 222 00:12:32,631 --> 00:12:34,164 I know all about you, roy. 223 00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:37,567 Success, it's like a fly buzzing around your head. 224 00:12:37,569 --> 00:12:40,070 You reach for it, you grab it, 225 00:12:40,072 --> 00:12:42,539 And all you get is... Nothing! 226 00:12:42,541 --> 00:12:44,407 You're tired of nothing, roy, 227 00:12:44,409 --> 00:12:47,077 So you want to hide from everything, 228 00:12:47,079 --> 00:12:48,845 But she gives you heat, right? 229 00:12:48,847 --> 00:12:51,881 Roy, wait till she gets a load of this-- 230 00:12:51,883 --> 00:12:55,819 600 and 66 channels of heart-pounding, 231 00:12:55,821 --> 00:12:57,287 Skull-blasting entertainment. 232 00:12:57,289 --> 00:12:59,155 Comedy! Drama! Hot-oil aerobics 233 00:12:59,157 --> 00:13:01,558 Like nothing you've ever seen, brother. 234 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:04,160 Unlimited entertainment, snatched from the ether 235 00:13:04,162 --> 00:13:06,830 And slammed into your brand-new 44-inch, 236 00:13:06,832 --> 00:13:10,800 900-line resolution, 3-way expanded-matrix, 237 00:13:10,802 --> 00:13:13,770 Dolby stereo tv, right here, roy. 238 00:13:13,772 --> 00:13:15,305 A new tv? 239 00:13:15,306 --> 00:13:16,839 Straight from the temple of high-tech. 240 00:13:16,842 --> 00:13:19,742 Make this thing look like a philco. 241 00:13:19,744 --> 00:13:20,944 Some people would give 242 00:13:20,946 --> 00:13:23,480 Their souls for a system like this. 243 00:13:23,482 --> 00:13:27,050 Just sign here. We're in business. 244 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,221 I--i can't. 245 00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:35,325 All right. 246 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:38,561 Good night, mr. Knable. 247 00:13:39,798 --> 00:13:42,432 Did i mention, uh... 248 00:13:42,434 --> 00:13:44,134 Free trial? 249 00:13:44,136 --> 00:13:45,935 Free? 250 00:13:49,574 --> 00:13:54,811 Well, roy, all set for the tv adventure of a lifetime? 251 00:13:54,813 --> 00:13:56,246 Now remember... 252 00:13:56,247 --> 00:13:57,680 You'll have to adjust the dish 253 00:13:57,682 --> 00:13:59,415 To fine-tune reception. 254 00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:01,084 Like this. 255 00:14:17,602 --> 00:14:20,303 Enjoy your new system, roy. 256 00:14:20,305 --> 00:14:22,438 We'll be in touch. 257 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,973 Ha ha ha! 258 00:14:23,975 --> 00:14:26,142 That was a dead end! 259 00:14:26,144 --> 00:14:26,910 [thunder] 260 00:14:26,912 --> 00:14:29,712 [spike] ha ha ha ha! 261 00:14:39,224 --> 00:14:40,423 Hi. 262 00:14:40,425 --> 00:14:43,126 Ho ho ho ho ho! 263 00:14:43,128 --> 00:14:45,361 Ha ha ha ha ha! 264 00:14:45,363 --> 00:14:48,598 Ha ha ha ha ha! 265 00:14:52,737 --> 00:14:54,938 Aah! 266 00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:57,207 Now, honey, just keep an open mind. 267 00:14:57,209 --> 00:15:00,510 There's no obligation. I got it on a free trial. 268 00:15:00,512 --> 00:15:03,880 It's a whole satellite system, over 600 channels. 269 00:15:03,882 --> 00:15:06,149 ¶ i hate to leave you ¶ 270 00:15:06,151 --> 00:15:08,718 ¶ but i really must say ¶ 271 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:12,222 ¶ oh, good night, sweetheart ¶ 272 00:15:12,224 --> 00:15:14,524 Wednesdays at 9:00... 273 00:15:14,793 --> 00:15:17,560 The salesman said we'd get a lot of shows 274 00:15:17,562 --> 00:15:20,163 You can't get on regular tv. 275 00:15:20,165 --> 00:15:21,931 Helen? 276 00:15:23,301 --> 00:15:24,467 Helen? 277 00:15:24,469 --> 00:15:27,170 I don't want this anymore! 278 00:15:27,172 --> 00:15:29,772 [announcer] we thought it would be funny, 279 00:15:29,774 --> 00:15:32,575 If our bob, dressed as a policeman, 280 00:15:32,577 --> 00:15:34,777 Would tell a perfect stranger 281 00:15:34,779 --> 00:15:36,246 Her husband is dead. 282 00:15:36,248 --> 00:15:37,981 Mrs. Cecily barth? 283 00:15:37,983 --> 00:15:39,733 Yes. 284 00:15:39,734 --> 00:15:41,484 Your husband's name was steven barth? 285 00:15:41,486 --> 00:15:42,452 Was? 286 00:15:42,454 --> 00:15:43,987 What do you mean, was? 287 00:15:43,989 --> 00:15:47,323 Did your husband drive a 1978 chevrolet impala? 288 00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:48,358 What are you saying? 289 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,426 Has something happened to my steven? 290 00:15:50,428 --> 00:15:53,763 [announcer] watch her reaction to the bad news. 291 00:15:53,765 --> 00:15:55,365 I'm afraid so. 292 00:15:55,367 --> 00:15:56,332 Ah! Aah! 293 00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:57,400 [weeping] 294 00:15:57,402 --> 00:15:59,536 It's all right. 295 00:15:59,537 --> 00:16:01,671 [announcer] i think it's time for mrs. Barth 296 00:16:01,673 --> 00:16:03,806 To be let in on the fun. 297 00:16:03,808 --> 00:16:06,643 Mrs. Barth, look across the street 298 00:16:06,645 --> 00:16:08,645 At that van behind me. 299 00:16:08,647 --> 00:16:11,814 Look really carefully. 300 00:16:12,284 --> 00:16:14,284 Is that, uh... 301 00:16:14,286 --> 00:16:15,818 It's a camera, yes. 302 00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:18,254 Then...You mean... 303 00:16:18,256 --> 00:16:19,822 Yes, mrs. Barth. 304 00:16:19,824 --> 00:16:21,190 You're on... 305 00:16:21,192 --> 00:16:23,726 Sadistic hidden videos? 306 00:16:23,728 --> 00:16:25,828 And you're...Bob. 307 00:16:25,830 --> 00:16:27,430 Ha ha ha ha! 308 00:16:27,432 --> 00:16:28,798 I'm on tv? 309 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,533 Uhh! Oh, you guys! 310 00:16:30,535 --> 00:16:32,402 Oh! 311 00:16:38,243 --> 00:16:40,977 The dish needs adjusting. 312 00:16:46,551 --> 00:16:48,551 Ohh! 313 00:16:48,987 --> 00:16:52,055 That'll improve the reception! 314 00:16:52,524 --> 00:16:54,257 Yeah? 315 00:16:55,327 --> 00:16:56,693 Oh, yeah, roy? 316 00:16:56,695 --> 00:16:59,262 Well, how's this? 317 00:16:59,264 --> 00:17:00,096 [banging] 318 00:17:00,098 --> 00:17:01,564 You receiving this? 319 00:17:01,566 --> 00:17:03,066 Are you getting this? 320 00:17:03,068 --> 00:17:04,500 Will you stop it? 321 00:17:04,502 --> 00:17:06,602 I am leaving you, roy. 322 00:17:06,604 --> 00:17:08,938 [beeping] 323 00:17:10,308 --> 00:17:15,278 I want a man who'll touch me rather than his remote control. 324 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:18,247 Please hang on a second. 325 00:17:18,249 --> 00:17:19,582 We have to talk! 326 00:17:19,584 --> 00:17:22,352 It's too late to talk! 327 00:17:30,495 --> 00:17:33,096 Whoa! 328 00:17:47,045 --> 00:17:48,978 Fasten your seat belts, folks. 329 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:52,181 It's going to be a bumpy ride! 330 00:17:52,183 --> 00:17:53,683 Ha ha ha ha! 331 00:17:53,685 --> 00:17:55,952 Ha ha ha ha. 332 00:17:56,688 --> 00:17:59,889 And welcome back to... 333 00:17:59,891 --> 00:18:03,159 You can't win! You can't win! 334 00:18:03,161 --> 00:18:05,995 Now let's welcome our new contestants 335 00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:09,399 Roy and helen knable! 336 00:18:13,338 --> 00:18:16,806 Do you know the rules of our game? 337 00:18:16,808 --> 00:18:18,207 What game? 338 00:18:18,209 --> 00:18:21,611 The game with these great prizes. 339 00:18:21,613 --> 00:18:22,779 Jay? 340 00:18:22,780 --> 00:18:23,946 Feast your eyes on this-- 341 00:18:23,948 --> 00:18:26,082 The all-new nappa-crapper 9000. 342 00:18:26,084 --> 00:18:29,652 You'll never have to get off your fat butt again. 343 00:18:29,654 --> 00:18:31,187 It has every amenity-- 344 00:18:31,189 --> 00:18:32,655 A built-in color tv. 345 00:18:32,657 --> 00:18:36,192 It adjusts to you so you don't have to move. 346 00:18:36,194 --> 00:18:39,061 No more trips to the kitchen during commercials. 347 00:18:39,063 --> 00:18:42,198 Better yet, no more annoying trips to the bathroom. 348 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,635 Your television viewing never has to be interrupted, 349 00:18:45,637 --> 00:18:47,403 And of course, win or lose, 350 00:18:47,405 --> 00:18:51,507 Every contestant takes home a set of encyclopedia satanica! 351 00:18:51,509 --> 00:18:54,777 And now it's time to play... 352 00:18:54,779 --> 00:18:56,179 You can't win. 353 00:18:56,181 --> 00:18:57,413 Back to you, guy. 354 00:18:57,415 --> 00:18:59,882 Roy, the first question's for you. 355 00:18:59,884 --> 00:19:01,884 On your last wedding anniversary, 356 00:19:01,886 --> 00:19:05,254 You missed the romantic dinner your wife had planned. 357 00:19:05,256 --> 00:19:07,790 The reason, a--car trouble. 358 00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:10,726 B--you were running a marathon. 359 00:19:10,728 --> 00:19:12,829 C--you were in a bar 360 00:19:12,831 --> 00:19:16,365 Swilling a beer, watching...World series. 361 00:19:16,367 --> 00:19:18,734 Car trouble, just like i said! 362 00:19:18,736 --> 00:19:21,037 No! Can you take it? 363 00:19:21,039 --> 00:19:23,172 You were watching baseball? 364 00:19:23,174 --> 00:19:25,308 That's right! 365 00:19:27,145 --> 00:19:30,713 Trust me, babe. You walked into the right place. 366 00:19:30,715 --> 00:19:33,299 Very cushy down here. 367 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,884 You can cool your heels in here for the rest of eternity 368 00:19:35,887 --> 00:19:37,820 If you kiss the right ass. 369 00:19:37,822 --> 00:19:40,389 These lips ain't calloused for nothing! 370 00:19:40,391 --> 00:19:41,524 Ha ha ha ha! 371 00:19:41,526 --> 00:19:43,426 Are you some kind of comedian? 372 00:19:43,428 --> 00:19:46,496 I once opened for liberace in vegas. 373 00:19:46,498 --> 00:19:47,163 Great. 374 00:19:47,165 --> 00:19:48,431 This is the jumbotron. 375 00:19:48,433 --> 00:19:51,067 It's got all the bells and whistles. 376 00:19:51,069 --> 00:19:52,635 It's our official scoreboard. 377 00:19:52,637 --> 00:19:54,837 Keeps track of the sbis. 378 00:19:54,839 --> 00:19:56,939 Souls batted in. 379 00:19:56,941 --> 00:19:58,207 Ha ha ha. 380 00:19:58,209 --> 00:20:00,977 Kind of a sports thing. 381 00:20:00,979 --> 00:20:02,678 [cough] 382 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:06,082 Time for the seidenbaums, sir. 383 00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:14,724 Punch 'em up. 384 00:20:14,926 --> 00:20:18,394 Mmm... The seidenbaums. 385 00:20:18,396 --> 00:20:20,429 Yearning for exotic locales. 386 00:20:20,431 --> 00:20:24,066 This episode takes them to tokyo. 387 00:20:24,068 --> 00:20:25,935 They're having a wonderful time 388 00:20:25,937 --> 00:20:27,703 Starring in their own movie. 389 00:20:27,705 --> 00:20:31,440 It's the seidenbaums versus... 390 00:20:31,442 --> 00:20:35,011 The gigantic stinking-footed lizard! 391 00:20:35,013 --> 00:20:36,412 Aah! 392 00:20:36,414 --> 00:20:37,046 Ooh! 393 00:20:37,048 --> 00:20:39,982 Sayonara, mrs. Seidenbaum. 394 00:20:46,424 --> 00:20:47,723 That's entertainment. 395 00:20:47,725 --> 00:20:49,158 Oh, he's good. 396 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,660 He's so good. 397 00:20:50,662 --> 00:20:51,994 Ha ha ha! 398 00:20:51,996 --> 00:20:53,429 Shocking. 399 00:20:53,431 --> 00:20:56,432 Sir, this is pierce, our new, uh, intern. 400 00:20:56,434 --> 00:20:58,868 If you can't stomach the sight of blood-- 401 00:20:58,870 --> 00:21:01,604 It's not the blood i find distressing. 402 00:21:01,606 --> 00:21:03,739 It's your lack of subtext. 403 00:21:03,741 --> 00:21:06,409 Film school graduate. 404 00:21:06,411 --> 00:21:07,510 Yes, sir. 405 00:21:07,512 --> 00:21:08,995 Usc. 406 00:21:08,996 --> 00:21:10,479 I did my thesis on kurosawa and spike lee. 407 00:21:10,481 --> 00:21:14,283 Mr. Pierce, let me educate you about our organization. 408 00:21:14,285 --> 00:21:15,318 Here at hellvision, 409 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,454 We've turned the process of soul acquisition 410 00:21:18,456 --> 00:21:19,989 Into an entertainment extravaganza, 411 00:21:19,991 --> 00:21:25,328 And all for the benefit of one very demanding viewer below. 412 00:21:25,330 --> 00:21:26,596 The boss himself, 413 00:21:26,598 --> 00:21:28,364 And i don't mean springsteen. 414 00:21:28,366 --> 00:21:30,633 He has an enormous appetite for misfortune. 415 00:21:30,635 --> 00:21:34,203 It is our job to supply him with an eclectic offering 416 00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:37,206 Of light amusements, not subtext! 417 00:21:37,742 --> 00:21:38,908 Don't go away, knables! 418 00:21:38,910 --> 00:21:42,345 It's time for... The final question. 419 00:21:42,347 --> 00:21:45,047 What's that mean? 420 00:21:45,049 --> 00:21:47,383 The pit! The pit! 421 00:21:50,955 --> 00:21:52,054 Yes, the pit! 422 00:21:52,056 --> 00:21:55,124 And what's down there today, jay? 423 00:21:55,126 --> 00:21:59,895 Lots of slimy, crawly bad things, guy. 424 00:21:59,897 --> 00:22:00,663 Eeeuw! 425 00:22:00,665 --> 00:22:02,331 Now you have 10 seconds 426 00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:06,235 To answer the question correctly, or be... 427 00:22:06,237 --> 00:22:07,803 Eliminated. 428 00:22:07,805 --> 00:22:09,505 Aah! 429 00:22:09,507 --> 00:22:12,408 So the object's to get to the end-- 430 00:22:12,410 --> 00:22:15,344 The object's to kill them before the end. 431 00:22:15,346 --> 00:22:17,513 Take the knables, for instance. 432 00:22:17,515 --> 00:22:18,648 They just checked in. 433 00:22:18,650 --> 00:22:21,417 If they survive 24 hours, they go back. 434 00:22:21,419 --> 00:22:24,086 Part of our treaty with the other side. 435 00:22:24,088 --> 00:22:26,222 Kind of a geneva convention 436 00:22:26,224 --> 00:22:28,424 In the war for souls. 437 00:22:28,426 --> 00:22:29,425 Ha ha ha ha! 438 00:22:29,427 --> 00:22:32,695 Name the person who's recently been seeing 439 00:22:32,697 --> 00:22:34,130 A former lover. 440 00:22:34,132 --> 00:22:35,865 Is it, a--roy? 441 00:22:35,867 --> 00:22:36,766 No. 442 00:22:36,768 --> 00:22:38,000 B--helen? 443 00:22:38,002 --> 00:22:41,604 Or c--roy and helen? 444 00:22:41,606 --> 00:22:43,840 I know, i know. 445 00:22:43,841 --> 00:22:46,075 The former lovers we've been seeing are each other! 446 00:22:46,077 --> 00:22:49,979 You're... 447 00:22:49,981 --> 00:22:51,547 Right! 448 00:22:51,549 --> 00:22:54,150 Aah! 449 00:22:54,652 --> 00:22:58,654 We'll be back with the knables' vacation round 450 00:22:58,656 --> 00:23:00,723 Right after this! 451 00:23:04,862 --> 00:23:07,029 How long do they usually last? 452 00:23:07,031 --> 00:23:09,598 Whether they go quickly or not, 453 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,001 In the end, they always join us. 454 00:23:12,003 --> 00:23:14,737 You're forgetting that wiry little peruvian chap. 455 00:23:14,739 --> 00:23:17,373 A mistake, mr. Crowley, that won't be repeated. 456 00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:20,543 Hey, it wasn't me that loused up. Jeez. 457 00:23:20,545 --> 00:23:23,813 Are you implying that if was my fault? 458 00:23:24,415 --> 00:23:25,414 I'm kidding! 459 00:23:25,416 --> 00:23:27,183 You know me. 460 00:23:27,185 --> 00:23:30,186 Always joking. 461 00:23:30,187 --> 00:23:33,188 I think, mr. Crowley, it's time for a little...Field work. 462 00:23:33,191 --> 00:23:34,590 Uh... 463 00:23:34,592 --> 00:23:36,692 Spike. 464 00:23:37,562 --> 00:23:39,128 Sir. 465 00:23:39,130 --> 00:23:40,830 Uh... 466 00:23:40,831 --> 00:23:42,531 Why don't i take you to lunch? 467 00:23:42,533 --> 00:23:45,601 We can sit down. We can-- 468 00:23:45,603 --> 00:23:47,670 Oh, boy. 469 00:23:47,672 --> 00:23:50,473 Hey, spike, come on. 470 00:23:50,475 --> 00:23:51,974 You know me. 471 00:23:51,976 --> 00:23:53,075 Heh heh heh. 472 00:23:53,077 --> 00:23:55,277 Chronic foot-in-the-mouth disease. 473 00:23:55,279 --> 00:23:58,047 I don't want to do field work. 474 00:23:58,049 --> 00:23:59,582 I'm executive material. 475 00:23:59,584 --> 00:24:01,550 I belong here with you. 476 00:24:01,552 --> 00:24:04,320 Aaahhh! 477 00:24:05,823 --> 00:24:10,126 Screw up in here, and you're dead meat... 478 00:24:10,128 --> 00:24:11,927 Dead meat. 479 00:24:14,198 --> 00:24:15,664 Mr. And mrs. Knable, 480 00:24:15,666 --> 00:24:17,266 It's time to find out 481 00:24:17,268 --> 00:24:21,904 Where you go on your fantasy vacation. 482 00:24:29,714 --> 00:24:33,315 Door number 1 it is! 483 00:24:34,152 --> 00:24:35,384 What is going on? 484 00:24:35,386 --> 00:24:39,054 You're going on the trip of a lifetime! 485 00:24:39,056 --> 00:24:41,724 Aah! 486 00:24:45,429 --> 00:24:47,730 [bell dings] 487 00:24:49,700 --> 00:24:51,300 Ladies and gentlemen, 488 00:24:51,302 --> 00:24:53,803 The main event-- 489 00:24:53,805 --> 00:24:55,404 Mixed pairs wrestling. 490 00:24:55,406 --> 00:24:57,006 No holds barred. 491 00:24:57,008 --> 00:24:59,909 No transfusions allowed. 492 00:24:59,911 --> 00:25:02,444 A battle to the death! 493 00:25:02,446 --> 00:25:05,281 This has got to be a dream. 494 00:25:05,283 --> 00:25:08,384 It's a bad dream. 495 00:25:08,385 --> 00:25:11,486 In this corner, roy "the couch potato" knable 496 00:25:11,489 --> 00:25:14,623 And his wife helen the harridan! 497 00:25:14,625 --> 00:25:16,025 I gotta wake up. 498 00:25:16,027 --> 00:25:17,827 And the challengers... 499 00:25:17,829 --> 00:25:19,595 The vilest and evilest duo 500 00:25:19,597 --> 00:25:22,898 Ever to disgrace a wrestling ring... 501 00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:27,736 That ogre and ogress... The gorgons! 502 00:25:27,738 --> 00:25:29,672 Rraahhhrr! 503 00:25:29,674 --> 00:25:33,342 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 504 00:25:33,344 --> 00:25:34,243 Rraahhr! 505 00:25:34,245 --> 00:25:36,078 Calm down. Stay calm. 506 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:37,413 Couch potato, come on. 507 00:25:37,415 --> 00:25:39,348 I--i think he means us. 508 00:25:39,350 --> 00:25:42,952 Excuse me. We're not suppose to be here. 509 00:25:42,954 --> 00:25:44,253 Rrraahhhr! 510 00:25:44,255 --> 00:25:45,421 O.K. Everything goes-- 511 00:25:45,423 --> 00:25:48,257 Maim, murder each other, i don't care, 512 00:25:48,259 --> 00:25:49,358 But keep it clean. 513 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:52,061 When the bell rings, kill or be killed. 514 00:25:52,063 --> 00:25:53,963 Do we look like wrestlers? 515 00:25:53,965 --> 00:25:56,098 We have no idea why we're here. 516 00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:59,735 I'm a senior product manager for a vitamin company. 517 00:25:59,737 --> 00:26:01,337 Senior product manager? 518 00:26:01,339 --> 00:26:02,738 I got a promotion. 519 00:26:02,740 --> 00:26:04,840 Why didn't you tell me? 520 00:26:04,842 --> 00:26:06,575 Roy, you know why. 521 00:26:06,577 --> 00:26:07,793 Why? 522 00:26:07,794 --> 00:26:09,010 Because my success threatens you. 523 00:26:09,013 --> 00:26:11,847 Your success does not threaten me. 524 00:26:11,849 --> 00:26:13,315 It does, too! 525 00:26:13,317 --> 00:26:14,416 [bell dings] 526 00:26:14,418 --> 00:26:16,101 Uh-oh. 527 00:26:16,102 --> 00:26:17,785 I've watched enough wrestling to know 528 00:26:17,788 --> 00:26:19,088 It's all fake. 529 00:26:19,090 --> 00:26:21,690 No one ever gets hurt-- 530 00:26:21,692 --> 00:26:23,759 Aaaahhhh! Rrraahhrr! 531 00:26:23,761 --> 00:26:25,427 Rrraahhhr! 532 00:26:30,668 --> 00:26:32,601 Roy! 533 00:26:39,410 --> 00:26:40,876 Not fake. 534 00:26:40,878 --> 00:26:43,095 It's not fake. 535 00:26:43,096 --> 00:26:45,313 Run for your life, helen--quickly. 536 00:26:45,316 --> 00:26:47,049 Helen, hold me... 537 00:26:47,051 --> 00:26:48,751 Aah! 538 00:26:57,695 --> 00:26:58,661 Aah! 539 00:26:58,663 --> 00:27:01,363 Watch, mr. Pierce. See how it's done. 540 00:27:01,365 --> 00:27:05,601 The exhilarating end of a tedious life. 541 00:27:08,973 --> 00:27:10,506 Grrr! 542 00:27:12,810 --> 00:27:14,209 Get up. Get up! 543 00:27:14,211 --> 00:27:20,082 Here comes that gorgon girl to finish the job. 544 00:27:20,084 --> 00:27:22,985 Leave him alone, you bitch! 545 00:27:22,987 --> 00:27:24,887 Grrr! 546 00:27:24,889 --> 00:27:25,955 I apologize. 547 00:27:25,957 --> 00:27:29,725 You're probably really not a bitch. 548 00:27:29,727 --> 00:27:31,393 Roy, get up! 549 00:27:32,630 --> 00:27:35,064 The gorgon's in the seats! 550 00:27:35,066 --> 00:27:36,465 He's history! 551 00:27:36,467 --> 00:27:37,700 Roy! 552 00:27:37,702 --> 00:27:40,469 You know, for a full-figured woman, 553 00:27:40,471 --> 00:27:42,938 You really wear that outfit well. 554 00:27:42,940 --> 00:27:44,540 Help! Ow! 555 00:27:44,542 --> 00:27:46,742 Whoa, nellie! Cat fight! 556 00:27:46,744 --> 00:27:48,911 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 557 00:27:48,913 --> 00:27:51,780 This could be the end. 558 00:27:52,950 --> 00:27:54,483 Grrr! 559 00:28:00,257 --> 00:28:03,258 My hair! 560 00:28:18,042 --> 00:28:19,842 Looks like that pathetic loser 561 00:28:19,844 --> 00:28:25,514 Isn't going to be as easy as we thought. 562 00:28:30,521 --> 00:28:31,353 Roy. 563 00:28:31,355 --> 00:28:33,288 What happened? 564 00:28:33,290 --> 00:28:34,456 We won. 565 00:28:34,458 --> 00:28:36,258 Or rather, i won. 566 00:28:36,260 --> 00:28:37,259 Knables! Knables! 567 00:28:37,261 --> 00:28:39,261 Knables! Knables! 568 00:28:39,263 --> 00:28:42,097 Knables! Knables! 569 00:28:44,969 --> 00:28:47,236 All right, you won, too. 570 00:28:47,238 --> 00:28:48,971 Damn right. 571 00:28:50,007 --> 00:28:52,808 And your success does not threaten me. 572 00:28:52,810 --> 00:28:55,277 It does, too. 573 00:29:19,804 --> 00:29:22,504 Totally wicked. 574 00:29:29,413 --> 00:29:31,513 Excellent. 575 00:29:33,717 --> 00:29:34,983 [door opens] 576 00:29:34,985 --> 00:29:39,021 Where's mom and d-- oh, my god. 577 00:29:39,490 --> 00:29:41,390 Dad must have gotten it last night. 578 00:29:41,392 --> 00:29:43,125 How did james dean really die? 579 00:29:43,127 --> 00:29:48,697 Find out tonight on autopsies of the rich and famous. 580 00:29:54,672 --> 00:29:57,406 The usual, sir? 581 00:29:57,408 --> 00:29:59,775 Please. 582 00:30:03,848 --> 00:30:08,550 [ride of the valkyries plays] 583 00:30:28,839 --> 00:30:30,272 Bizarre. 584 00:30:30,273 --> 00:30:31,706 Welcome to northern overexposure, 585 00:30:31,707 --> 00:30:33,140 The story of a young doctor from new york 586 00:30:33,144 --> 00:30:36,712 Who comes to alaska, complains about everything, 587 00:30:36,714 --> 00:30:39,081 And freezes to death. 588 00:30:48,425 --> 00:30:52,728 Hello! Yoo-hoo, mister! 589 00:30:52,730 --> 00:30:55,898 Stay away! These are my holes! 590 00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:56,598 Back off! 591 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,734 Oh, knable, it's only you. 592 00:30:58,736 --> 00:31:00,936 How does he know our name? 593 00:31:00,938 --> 00:31:03,972 Trying to find a conduit out of here. 594 00:31:03,974 --> 00:31:05,574 Conduit? 595 00:31:05,575 --> 00:31:07,175 Yeah. A window to the next channel. 596 00:31:07,178 --> 00:31:10,345 If you think i'm spending the rest of eternity here, 597 00:31:10,347 --> 00:31:11,380 You're crazy! 598 00:31:11,382 --> 00:31:12,848 [wolf howls] 599 00:31:12,850 --> 00:31:15,417 Here it is! Here it is! 600 00:31:15,419 --> 00:31:17,352 This is it! 601 00:31:17,354 --> 00:31:19,288 [growling] 602 00:31:26,897 --> 00:31:29,231 The shack! 603 00:31:36,674 --> 00:31:38,640 Aah! 604 00:31:40,177 --> 00:31:42,644 Helen! Helen! 605 00:31:57,494 --> 00:32:00,862 Hey, mom and dad left us a note. 606 00:32:00,864 --> 00:32:01,863 Give me that. 607 00:32:01,865 --> 00:32:05,000 "dear kids, had to leave for a while. 608 00:32:05,002 --> 00:32:07,903 "will call tomorrow to explain. 609 00:32:07,905 --> 00:32:09,071 Love, mom." 610 00:32:09,073 --> 00:32:12,241 Killer! The house to myself! 611 00:32:12,243 --> 00:32:14,276 They did it. 612 00:32:14,277 --> 00:32:16,310 They went away, just like billy's mom and dad did. 613 00:32:16,313 --> 00:32:19,548 And now it's your turn to go away, dweebnik. 614 00:32:19,550 --> 00:32:23,385 Shelley, it's me. Guess what? 615 00:32:44,475 --> 00:32:47,509 [beeping] 616 00:33:41,799 --> 00:33:43,498 What are you doing? 617 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:45,167 Did you see that? 618 00:33:45,169 --> 00:33:47,502 That dish, it ate my bmx. 619 00:33:47,504 --> 00:33:50,939 Is this some kind of male puberty thing? 620 00:33:50,941 --> 00:33:52,207 [barking] 621 00:33:52,209 --> 00:33:54,109 Let me get this straight. 622 00:33:54,111 --> 00:33:57,713 We've been sucked into some kind of tv world? 623 00:33:57,715 --> 00:33:59,981 Are you saying that that salesman was-- 624 00:33:59,983 --> 00:34:01,700 Mr. Spike-- 625 00:34:01,701 --> 00:34:03,418 Mephistopheles of the cathode ray, 626 00:34:03,420 --> 00:34:05,287 Big brother to the ungrateful dead. 627 00:34:05,289 --> 00:34:09,257 If we ever cross channels again--ho ho ho! 628 00:34:09,259 --> 00:34:10,425 Roy, how could you? 629 00:34:10,427 --> 00:34:12,961 I thought i was buying a tv. 630 00:34:12,963 --> 00:34:15,864 Oh! This is just great. 631 00:34:15,866 --> 00:34:16,965 This is great. 632 00:34:16,967 --> 00:34:19,301 You wanted to live in a tv fantasy? 633 00:34:19,303 --> 00:34:20,669 You got your wish. 634 00:34:20,671 --> 00:34:23,071 At least we're not dead. 635 00:34:23,073 --> 00:34:23,805 Not yet. 636 00:34:23,807 --> 00:34:25,841 Stay alive another 15 hours-- 637 00:34:25,843 --> 00:34:28,610 Bingo. Free pass back to reality. 638 00:34:28,612 --> 00:34:30,979 The odds of making it are-- 639 00:34:30,981 --> 00:34:32,547 [crack] 640 00:34:33,283 --> 00:34:34,683 Oh, my. 641 00:34:34,685 --> 00:34:37,753 The cold's no place for a stiff. 642 00:34:37,755 --> 00:34:38,820 Oh, my god. 643 00:34:38,822 --> 00:34:40,188 Don't panic. 644 00:34:40,190 --> 00:34:42,557 I got us into this, i'll get us out. 645 00:34:42,559 --> 00:34:47,062 Your leadership skills couldn't get us out of a t-shirt! 646 00:34:51,435 --> 00:34:52,934 [doorbell chimes] 647 00:34:52,936 --> 00:34:55,003 I'll get it! 648 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:57,372 Hi! Hi! Hi! 649 00:34:57,374 --> 00:34:59,508 Hi. Come in. 650 00:35:06,417 --> 00:35:09,251 I don't believe in out-of-body experiences. 651 00:35:09,253 --> 00:35:11,953 That's because you hold your emotions back. 652 00:35:11,955 --> 00:35:13,872 Do not. 653 00:35:13,873 --> 00:35:15,790 What do you think of this color? 654 00:35:15,793 --> 00:35:16,858 That's all right. 655 00:35:16,860 --> 00:35:20,162 I don't think it really goes in here. 656 00:35:20,164 --> 00:35:21,229 Clashes with the bars. 657 00:35:21,231 --> 00:35:23,899 You can't really say you're an expressive person. 658 00:35:23,901 --> 00:35:27,169 What do you think of this color here? 659 00:35:27,171 --> 00:35:29,337 Clashes with the bars. 660 00:35:29,339 --> 00:35:31,706 See? I told you. 661 00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:34,543 Coming this fall... 662 00:35:36,713 --> 00:35:39,514 ¶ row, row, row your boat ¶ 663 00:35:39,516 --> 00:35:41,883 ¶ gently down the stream ¶ 664 00:35:41,885 --> 00:35:43,385 ¶ merrily, merrily, merrily... ¶ 665 00:35:43,387 --> 00:35:45,754 These kids are driving me crazy! 666 00:35:45,756 --> 00:35:48,256 Wish there was some way to shut them up! 667 00:35:48,258 --> 00:35:51,560 [announcer] for those long, tedious car trips, you need... 668 00:35:51,562 --> 00:35:53,862 The silencer of the lambs. 669 00:35:53,864 --> 00:35:57,499 Driving will never be the same. 670 00:35:59,236 --> 00:36:03,305 Silencer of the pets sold separately. 671 00:36:03,941 --> 00:36:07,642 It's... 672 00:36:15,953 --> 00:36:17,886 My bike. 673 00:36:20,023 --> 00:36:23,024 That's my bike. 674 00:36:24,962 --> 00:36:28,296 You saw a bike like yours on tv. 675 00:36:28,298 --> 00:36:28,964 So what? 676 00:36:28,966 --> 00:36:31,299 Not a bike like my bike. 677 00:36:31,301 --> 00:36:32,634 My bike! Come on. 678 00:36:32,636 --> 00:36:34,536 Stop it! Leave me alone. 679 00:36:34,538 --> 00:36:36,304 Look, there's something else. 680 00:36:36,306 --> 00:36:41,042 I found this on the ground near the dish. 681 00:36:45,916 --> 00:36:46,781 Mom's watch. 682 00:36:46,783 --> 00:36:48,917 It stopped at 10:30. 683 00:36:48,919 --> 00:36:51,753 This is going to sound totally crazy, 684 00:36:51,755 --> 00:36:54,539 But i don't think 685 00:36:54,540 --> 00:36:57,324 Mom and dad went to the mountains for the weekend. 686 00:36:57,327 --> 00:37:00,161 Come on, diane! 687 00:37:00,163 --> 00:37:04,232 Look, i'm sure it's nothing to worry about, o.K.? 688 00:37:04,234 --> 00:37:06,167 Now leave us alone! 689 00:37:06,169 --> 00:37:07,969 Diane, whatever you do, 690 00:37:07,971 --> 00:37:11,072 Don't go in the back yard, o.K.? 691 00:37:11,074 --> 00:37:14,309 Don't go in the back yard! 692 00:37:15,879 --> 00:37:17,045 If you'll excuse me, 693 00:37:17,047 --> 00:37:18,947 I'm off to warmer megahertz. 694 00:37:18,949 --> 00:37:20,982 Going to find a channel with sun, 695 00:37:20,984 --> 00:37:23,718 Funny drinks with those little umbrellas, 696 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:26,221 And maybe a dog track. 697 00:37:29,259 --> 00:37:31,226 All clear. 698 00:37:33,797 --> 00:37:34,930 [grrr] 699 00:37:34,932 --> 00:37:36,998 Hey! Aah! 700 00:37:39,436 --> 00:37:43,838 I'm already dead! Save her! 701 00:37:59,723 --> 00:38:01,556 We got to get to that conduit! 702 00:38:01,558 --> 00:38:04,426 Roy, it's getting worse! 703 00:38:04,962 --> 00:38:08,229 Wait, wait, wait. I got an idea. 704 00:38:08,231 --> 00:38:10,765 Push! Come on, now. 705 00:38:26,316 --> 00:38:27,449 There it is. 706 00:38:27,451 --> 00:38:29,784 There it is! 707 00:38:30,988 --> 00:38:32,921 Come on. 708 00:38:35,492 --> 00:38:37,258 [grrr] 709 00:38:58,949 --> 00:38:59,948 Jump. 710 00:38:59,950 --> 00:39:02,551 Jump? 711 00:39:02,552 --> 00:39:05,153 Wherever it leads can't be any worse than this. 712 00:39:21,338 --> 00:39:22,470 Yeow! 713 00:39:22,472 --> 00:39:24,105 Umph! 714 00:39:26,977 --> 00:39:29,944 Couldn't be any worse, huh, roy? 715 00:39:29,946 --> 00:39:31,379 Helen? 716 00:39:31,381 --> 00:39:32,814 Oh, my god! 717 00:39:32,816 --> 00:39:35,016 We're cartoons. 718 00:39:36,219 --> 00:39:37,852 Boy, this is strange. 719 00:39:37,854 --> 00:39:40,722 Strange? I'm an animated rodent 720 00:39:40,724 --> 00:39:42,991 Wearing high-heeled running shoes. 721 00:39:42,993 --> 00:39:46,361 The word "strange" is somehow lacking. 722 00:39:57,174 --> 00:39:58,940 At least we're safe here. 723 00:39:58,942 --> 00:40:01,843 No one ever dies in cartoons, right? 724 00:40:01,845 --> 00:40:03,945 Ralph, i left some food out. 725 00:40:03,947 --> 00:40:06,281 I hope it doesn't attract any mice. 726 00:40:06,283 --> 00:40:08,983 Don't worry. That new device is guaranteed. 727 00:40:08,985 --> 00:40:12,220 No rodent stands a chance in there. 728 00:40:22,299 --> 00:40:24,065 Stay tuned. 729 00:40:24,735 --> 00:40:27,235 How can you even think of eating doughnuts 730 00:40:27,237 --> 00:40:28,570 At a time like this? 731 00:40:28,572 --> 00:40:32,340 Should i look for some oat bran? I'm starved. 732 00:40:32,342 --> 00:40:35,110 If you don't come down, i'm leaving. 733 00:40:35,112 --> 00:40:38,213 Where you going to go, your cartoon mother's house? 734 00:40:38,215 --> 00:40:41,082 I am warning you, roy. 735 00:40:42,085 --> 00:40:44,486 Roy? 736 00:40:44,487 --> 00:40:46,888 Wow! These things are as big as buicks. 737 00:40:46,890 --> 00:40:49,090 I'm gone. That's it. 738 00:40:49,092 --> 00:40:52,360 I said we're through, and we are through. 739 00:40:52,362 --> 00:40:54,796 I can do better on my own. 740 00:40:54,798 --> 00:40:58,767 I am not a mouse. I'm helen knable. 741 00:40:58,769 --> 00:41:00,468 I have an mba. 742 00:41:00,470 --> 00:41:03,037 I live at 1532 blue jay court. 743 00:41:03,039 --> 00:41:05,707 I have two beautiful children-- 744 00:41:05,709 --> 00:41:09,410 Who i may never see again. 745 00:41:09,412 --> 00:41:11,780 Mom? 746 00:41:18,955 --> 00:41:20,722 Roy? 747 00:41:29,766 --> 00:41:34,269 Warning--you are trespassing in a human habitation. 748 00:41:34,271 --> 00:41:37,071 The penalty is death. 749 00:41:47,818 --> 00:41:50,652 My doctor was right. 750 00:41:50,653 --> 00:41:53,487 Doughnuts will be the death of me. 751 00:42:14,344 --> 00:42:16,211 [whistle blows] 752 00:42:27,991 --> 00:42:29,257 Aah! Aah! 753 00:42:29,259 --> 00:42:30,892 Aah! Aah! 754 00:42:36,733 --> 00:42:39,100 Would you let go of me? 755 00:42:39,102 --> 00:42:42,570 You have to see this. 756 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:46,090 There. 757 00:42:46,091 --> 00:42:48,141 This will work. It worked on macgyver. 758 00:42:48,144 --> 00:42:50,345 What are you talking about? 759 00:42:50,347 --> 00:42:51,479 Can't you see? 760 00:42:51,481 --> 00:42:54,716 It's mom and dad in the cartoon. 761 00:42:54,718 --> 00:42:56,985 Very funny, pus-head. 762 00:42:56,987 --> 00:43:01,322 Diane, you've got to believe me. 763 00:43:17,908 --> 00:43:22,577 Kids, don't try this at home. 764 00:43:53,510 --> 00:43:56,244 I think we lost them. 765 00:43:56,980 --> 00:43:58,780 What? 766 00:43:58,781 --> 00:44:00,581 For a mouse, you, um, look pretty sexy. 767 00:44:00,583 --> 00:44:03,284 Too bad you didn't like the way i looked 768 00:44:03,286 --> 00:44:04,852 When i was human. 769 00:44:04,854 --> 00:44:06,387 I always did. 770 00:44:06,389 --> 00:44:08,423 News to me. 771 00:44:08,425 --> 00:44:10,024 I'm sorry. 772 00:44:16,599 --> 00:44:17,498 Surrender. 773 00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:19,500 Come out with... 774 00:44:34,551 --> 00:44:38,353 Look! Roy, turn! Turn! 775 00:44:40,423 --> 00:44:42,690 Helen, wait! 776 00:44:48,832 --> 00:44:52,166 This is one clever pussy. 777 00:44:53,336 --> 00:44:54,635 I've watched enough cartoons. 778 00:44:54,637 --> 00:44:56,871 How would an animated character 779 00:44:56,873 --> 00:44:58,506 Handle this? 780 00:45:04,214 --> 00:45:08,449 This will put a permanent crease in his shorts. 781 00:45:11,788 --> 00:45:13,488 [doorbell chimes] 782 00:45:13,490 --> 00:45:16,791 Identify yourself. 783 00:45:16,793 --> 00:45:19,260 Catnip-gram. 784 00:45:29,439 --> 00:45:31,005 [barking] 785 00:45:31,007 --> 00:45:32,540 [meow] 786 00:45:52,562 --> 00:45:56,064 I'll never get out of here. 787 00:46:01,371 --> 00:46:05,506 Deeb-a-deeb-a-deeb-- that's all, folks. 788 00:46:08,011 --> 00:46:11,746 I've lost the feeling in my arm. 789 00:46:11,748 --> 00:46:15,249 All of a sudden, i can't see anything. 790 00:46:15,251 --> 00:46:17,218 Uhh! Oh! 791 00:46:18,221 --> 00:46:21,289 Sundays at 8:00... 792 00:46:21,291 --> 00:46:24,025 It's... 793 00:46:25,962 --> 00:46:27,595 Where did he go? 794 00:46:27,597 --> 00:46:30,264 Duane's underworld. 795 00:46:30,266 --> 00:46:32,667 Duane's underworld. 796 00:46:32,669 --> 00:46:35,870 It's partytime! Excellent! 797 00:46:35,872 --> 00:46:38,206 [guitar riff] 798 00:46:39,342 --> 00:46:42,543 Welcome to duane's underworld, o father of lies. 799 00:46:42,545 --> 00:46:44,011 I'm your excrement host duane, 800 00:46:44,013 --> 00:46:47,882 And with me as always is my slightly decaying cohost garf. 801 00:46:47,884 --> 00:46:48,683 Wifto! Wifto! 802 00:46:48,685 --> 00:46:50,118 Party eternally, garf. 803 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:51,252 Party eternally, duane. 804 00:46:51,254 --> 00:46:53,754 All right. Today we have a special guest, 805 00:46:53,756 --> 00:46:56,591 A man who can't even sell plumping supplies. 806 00:46:56,593 --> 00:46:59,794 Shhyeah! Like no one uses a toilet. 807 00:46:59,796 --> 00:47:01,496 Mr. Roy knable. 808 00:47:01,498 --> 00:47:03,965 Salutations, o mighty failure. 809 00:47:03,967 --> 00:47:06,968 Mr. Knable, before we get started, 810 00:47:06,970 --> 00:47:10,705 Tell me what you see on this card. 811 00:47:10,707 --> 00:47:13,908 I...War ship...Satin? 812 00:47:13,910 --> 00:47:15,943 Excrement. 813 00:47:17,981 --> 00:47:20,432 Now, i understand 814 00:47:20,433 --> 00:47:22,884 You're searching for your lovely wife helen... 815 00:47:22,886 --> 00:47:25,319 Who i truly believe you will find, 816 00:47:25,321 --> 00:47:28,389 Because good always conquers over evil... 817 00:47:28,391 --> 00:47:30,825 Not! Not! 818 00:47:34,297 --> 00:47:37,231 In order to assist you in your efforts, 819 00:47:37,233 --> 00:47:40,268 We have located a photograph of your wife 820 00:47:40,270 --> 00:47:42,170 To show our viewers. 821 00:47:42,172 --> 00:47:43,804 Where did that come from? 822 00:47:43,806 --> 00:47:45,706 She's a vixen, mr. K. 823 00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:46,941 Beezle-babe! Tent pole! 824 00:47:46,943 --> 00:47:49,644 Lady knable, we salute you. 825 00:47:49,646 --> 00:47:50,711 Schwing! Schwing! 826 00:47:50,713 --> 00:47:52,480 And your daughter's pompoms, 827 00:47:52,482 --> 00:47:54,782 They're delectable, too, man. 828 00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:55,716 You creeps! 829 00:47:55,718 --> 00:48:00,354 Uh-oh. Extreme close-up on mr. Knable. 830 00:48:00,356 --> 00:48:02,156 Oh! Oh! 831 00:48:05,895 --> 00:48:07,528 Excellent. 832 00:48:08,164 --> 00:48:10,264 One more time! 833 00:48:14,103 --> 00:48:15,836 Man, i'm getting dizzy. 834 00:48:15,838 --> 00:48:17,205 I could hurl. 835 00:48:17,207 --> 00:48:18,873 No. Chew it back, man. 836 00:48:18,875 --> 00:48:23,311 Now the red-hot-poker- in-the-eye cam. 837 00:48:36,492 --> 00:48:38,459 Bogus. 838 00:48:39,195 --> 00:48:40,628 I'm black and white. 839 00:48:40,630 --> 00:48:44,031 Hello. Testing, testing. 840 00:48:44,968 --> 00:48:47,768 "roy knable, private dick." 841 00:48:47,770 --> 00:48:50,571 Well, better than being a public dick. 842 00:48:50,573 --> 00:48:55,076 O.K., i'm in some old movie. Must be on cable. 843 00:48:55,078 --> 00:48:57,912 I've been watching these things my whole life. 844 00:48:57,914 --> 00:49:00,047 I should know what to do. 845 00:49:00,049 --> 00:49:02,783 Be like bogart, like in the maltese falcon. 846 00:49:02,785 --> 00:49:05,620 I'm on a case. I got to find helen. 847 00:49:05,622 --> 00:49:07,221 Got to find the clues. 848 00:49:07,223 --> 00:49:11,492 Got to find out how to use this thing. 849 00:49:12,762 --> 00:49:14,595 [intercom buzzes] 850 00:49:14,596 --> 00:49:16,429 Mr. Knable, you've dropped your gun again. 851 00:49:16,432 --> 00:49:18,065 I know! 852 00:49:20,336 --> 00:49:21,769 [knock on door] 853 00:49:21,771 --> 00:49:25,006 Roy, is that you? 854 00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:32,546 Sir...Great news. 855 00:49:32,548 --> 00:49:34,382 Your new class of recruits-- 856 00:49:34,384 --> 00:49:37,818 We've taken possession of all of them, 857 00:49:37,820 --> 00:49:39,287 Except two, sir. 858 00:49:39,289 --> 00:49:42,423 Oh! I know that, you postulating putz! 859 00:49:42,425 --> 00:49:45,426 They've just been lucky, that's all. 860 00:49:45,428 --> 00:49:46,494 Have they? 861 00:49:46,496 --> 00:49:49,764 You know, the strain of your job 862 00:49:49,766 --> 00:49:50,965 Must be tremendous. 863 00:49:50,967 --> 00:49:52,533 Ever considered taking a vacation, 864 00:49:52,535 --> 00:49:56,370 Letting someone else take the burden off your shoulders? 865 00:49:56,372 --> 00:49:59,040 Someone else? 866 00:49:59,042 --> 00:50:00,041 You? 867 00:50:00,043 --> 00:50:02,143 I'm flattered you'd even think 868 00:50:02,145 --> 00:50:04,111 I could fill your shoes. 869 00:50:04,113 --> 00:50:05,980 But i'm ready to try, sir. 870 00:50:05,982 --> 00:50:09,483 [announcer] and now...Get in shape with the exorcisist. 871 00:50:09,485 --> 00:50:12,420 Come on, people, let's get in shape. 872 00:50:12,422 --> 00:50:15,156 Come on. Make it burn. 873 00:50:15,158 --> 00:50:17,458 Feel it burn. 874 00:50:17,460 --> 00:50:18,459 [explosion] 875 00:50:18,461 --> 00:50:20,194 Good, doreen. 876 00:50:20,196 --> 00:50:22,930 O.K., everybody, head spins. 877 00:50:22,932 --> 00:50:23,898 With me. 878 00:50:23,900 --> 00:50:25,700 Ready, go. 879 00:50:25,935 --> 00:50:28,069 Very good. Very nice. 880 00:50:28,071 --> 00:50:30,338 I like it. 881 00:50:30,340 --> 00:50:31,739 O.K., that's good. 882 00:50:31,741 --> 00:50:33,741 Cool down. Shake it out. 883 00:50:33,743 --> 00:50:35,543 O.K., now vomit. 884 00:50:35,545 --> 00:50:39,413 [announcer] kids, now there's a new beer just for you. 885 00:50:39,415 --> 00:50:41,098 It's got no alcohol, 886 00:50:41,099 --> 00:50:42,782 But it'll make you act just like dad. 887 00:50:42,785 --> 00:50:45,586 [burp] give me another one, babe. 888 00:50:45,588 --> 00:50:47,989 That's my boy. 889 00:50:47,990 --> 00:50:50,391 Yogi beer. You'll be just like your dad. 890 00:50:50,393 --> 00:50:52,927 [channel changer beeps] 891 00:50:54,197 --> 00:50:55,129 Dad? 892 00:50:55,131 --> 00:50:57,698 [voices] 893 00:51:01,003 --> 00:51:03,304 Get away from the dish. 894 00:51:03,306 --> 00:51:05,606 Darryl, what is with you? 895 00:51:05,608 --> 00:51:07,375 Get lost. 896 00:51:10,813 --> 00:51:12,012 [beep] 897 00:51:12,014 --> 00:51:13,848 [beep] 898 00:51:13,850 --> 00:51:14,915 [beep] 899 00:51:14,917 --> 00:51:17,251 5, 6, 7, 8. 900 00:51:20,189 --> 00:51:22,323 5, 6, 7, 8. 901 00:51:25,595 --> 00:51:27,695 5, 6, 7, 8. 902 00:51:27,697 --> 00:51:29,196 Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! 903 00:51:29,198 --> 00:51:30,865 Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! 904 00:51:30,867 --> 00:51:33,401 Darryl, what are you doing? 905 00:51:33,403 --> 00:51:36,137 Darryl! Oh, my god! 906 00:51:36,139 --> 00:51:40,441 Guys, wait! It's not my fault my brother's a creep! 907 00:51:40,443 --> 00:51:42,076 [door slams] 908 00:51:42,512 --> 00:51:44,211 Darryl! 909 00:51:44,213 --> 00:51:45,846 Darryl! 910 00:51:45,848 --> 00:51:47,648 Darryl! 911 00:51:52,054 --> 00:51:53,387 You're pizza topping! 912 00:51:53,389 --> 00:51:56,357 Wait. Mom and dad are here. 913 00:51:56,359 --> 00:51:58,192 They're home? 914 00:51:58,461 --> 00:52:01,328 Well, not exactly. 915 00:52:01,330 --> 00:52:02,863 Look. 916 00:52:06,502 --> 00:52:08,669 See? That's dad. 917 00:52:08,671 --> 00:52:11,038 That is not dad. 918 00:52:14,310 --> 00:52:15,810 Mom? 919 00:52:16,746 --> 00:52:19,330 That looks like mom. 920 00:52:19,331 --> 00:52:21,915 It is mom. That's what i've been trying to tell you. 921 00:52:21,918 --> 00:52:25,553 Our parents are trapped in television. 922 00:52:25,988 --> 00:52:27,655 Oh, wow. 923 00:52:27,657 --> 00:52:29,423 "classy dame vanishes. 924 00:52:29,425 --> 00:52:32,660 Last seen at club seidenbaum." 925 00:52:33,463 --> 00:52:35,196 Helen. 926 00:52:35,198 --> 00:52:36,263 Seidenbaum. 927 00:52:36,265 --> 00:52:37,431 That name is famil-- 928 00:52:37,433 --> 00:52:39,233 Oh, my god. Murray seidenbaum. 929 00:52:39,235 --> 00:52:41,001 He lives right near me. 930 00:52:41,003 --> 00:52:43,137 He borrowed my lawn mower. 931 00:52:43,139 --> 00:52:46,073 [beep beep beep] 932 00:52:47,376 --> 00:52:49,376 Obviously, we're dealing with something 933 00:52:49,378 --> 00:52:51,045 Of a supernatural nature here, diane. 934 00:52:51,047 --> 00:52:55,616 I mean, this thing, it did not come from radio shack. 935 00:52:55,618 --> 00:52:59,887 Yeah, so you're the smart one. Think of something. 936 00:52:59,889 --> 00:53:02,740 O.K., um... 937 00:53:02,741 --> 00:53:05,592 What goes in a dish and winds up on tv? 938 00:53:05,595 --> 00:53:07,862 My bike... 939 00:53:07,864 --> 00:53:09,730 Our parents... 940 00:53:11,934 --> 00:53:13,534 Follow me. 941 00:53:21,277 --> 00:53:23,978 Hey, not my stereo. 942 00:53:23,980 --> 00:53:25,379 I need the parts. 943 00:53:25,381 --> 00:53:27,314 Go downstairs and watch them. 944 00:53:27,316 --> 00:53:29,683 Keep track of them. 945 00:53:38,027 --> 00:53:42,796 Ho ho. Nice work, boys. 946 00:53:43,799 --> 00:53:46,500 Glad you could join me, mrs. Knable. 947 00:53:46,502 --> 00:53:48,269 Didn't have much choice. 948 00:53:48,271 --> 00:53:50,104 Lobster? 949 00:53:50,106 --> 00:53:51,639 Drink. 950 00:53:51,908 --> 00:53:53,941 Where's my husband? 951 00:53:53,943 --> 00:53:55,075 Why worry about him? 952 00:53:55,077 --> 00:53:57,177 I ditched my wife five channels ago. 953 00:53:57,179 --> 00:54:02,249 She happened to meet the business end of a 50-ton reptile. 954 00:54:02,251 --> 00:54:03,918 And i can tell you, 955 00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:07,087 I don't exactly miss dried meat loaf. 956 00:54:07,089 --> 00:54:09,023 This is great here. Great. 957 00:54:09,025 --> 00:54:11,458 I don't ever want to get out. 958 00:54:11,460 --> 00:54:14,094 Outside, i was murray the doormat. 959 00:54:14,096 --> 00:54:17,665 In here... Boss seidenbaum. 960 00:54:18,768 --> 00:54:21,068 Brought my remote in with me. 961 00:54:21,070 --> 00:54:24,238 Gets too hot--bam, i'm on another channel. 962 00:54:24,240 --> 00:54:26,407 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 963 00:54:26,409 --> 00:54:27,975 Aah! Aah! 964 00:54:27,977 --> 00:54:28,943 Oh! Oh! 965 00:54:28,945 --> 00:54:31,612 You're not coming in here! 966 00:54:34,784 --> 00:54:36,517 Euh! Euh! 967 00:54:36,519 --> 00:54:37,651 Ahhh! 968 00:54:37,653 --> 00:54:40,054 Well, look who showed up. 969 00:54:40,056 --> 00:54:41,055 Where's my-- 970 00:54:41,057 --> 00:54:41,789 Hello, roy. 971 00:54:41,791 --> 00:54:43,123 Helen, you're all right. 972 00:54:43,125 --> 00:54:45,826 You-- you look terrific! 973 00:54:45,828 --> 00:54:47,094 Oh, really? 974 00:54:47,096 --> 00:54:50,931 Hey, seidenbaum! I'm taking over your business! 975 00:54:50,933 --> 00:54:54,201 Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! 976 00:55:15,958 --> 00:55:17,424 Seidenbaum. 977 00:55:17,426 --> 00:55:19,660 Knables. 978 00:55:19,661 --> 00:55:21,895 All i wanted was to be the big shot for once. 979 00:55:21,897 --> 00:55:24,164 Take my remote. Get out of here. 980 00:55:24,166 --> 00:55:29,036 You two still got a chance of making it together. 981 00:55:33,309 --> 00:55:34,708 There it is! 982 00:55:34,710 --> 00:55:36,176 No, no, stay down. 983 00:55:36,178 --> 00:55:38,379 This is my job. 984 00:56:03,172 --> 00:56:05,172 Piece of cake. 985 00:56:05,174 --> 00:56:05,939 O.K., ready? 986 00:56:05,941 --> 00:56:08,242 [channel changer beeps] 987 00:56:08,244 --> 00:56:09,910 [neigh] 988 00:56:14,650 --> 00:56:17,051 Oh, my god. I lost them. 989 00:56:17,053 --> 00:56:21,422 The next item we have for you on the... 990 00:56:23,325 --> 00:56:26,093 Dad, where are you? 991 00:56:26,094 --> 00:56:28,862 And now the all-new miniseries about the french revolution... 992 00:56:28,864 --> 00:56:31,665 The story of the marquis de knable, 993 00:56:31,667 --> 00:56:33,417 An enemy of the people, 994 00:56:33,418 --> 00:56:35,168 Who wears a disguise to escape the guillotine. 995 00:56:35,171 --> 00:56:39,773 It's an epic drama of love, danger, and cross-dressing. 996 00:56:46,782 --> 00:56:48,282 Roy. 997 00:56:49,285 --> 00:56:51,819 You have boobs. 998 00:56:53,255 --> 00:56:55,622 Oh, they're not mine. 999 00:57:05,167 --> 00:57:09,403 [shouting in french] 1000 00:57:12,007 --> 00:57:14,808 Psst! Hey, knables. 1001 00:57:18,948 --> 00:57:20,047 Nice disguise. 1002 00:57:20,049 --> 00:57:21,082 Crowley? 1003 00:57:21,083 --> 00:57:22,116 Interesting concept, diagonal boobs. 1004 00:57:22,118 --> 00:57:24,618 Could you fix that thing? 1005 00:57:24,620 --> 00:57:26,954 Thought the wolves got you. 1006 00:57:26,956 --> 00:57:29,022 Tell you something about wolves-- 1007 00:57:29,024 --> 00:57:30,724 Vicious? Goes without saying. 1008 00:57:30,726 --> 00:57:32,927 But not that bright. 1009 00:57:32,928 --> 00:57:35,129 While those dumb bunnies were fighting over my appendages, 1010 00:57:35,131 --> 00:57:37,264 I managed to escape. 1011 00:57:37,265 --> 00:57:39,398 Liberte, citizen. Vive la france! 1012 00:57:39,401 --> 00:57:40,901 Power to the people! 1013 00:57:40,903 --> 00:57:44,705 Ha ha ha ha! Come on. 1014 00:57:51,413 --> 00:57:53,547 Personally, i think he's losing it. 1015 00:57:53,549 --> 00:57:55,582 What a pathetic thing to watch. 1016 00:57:55,584 --> 00:57:59,319 Only 2 hours left, and your 24 hours are up. 1017 00:57:59,321 --> 00:58:02,656 All you got to do is lie low. 1018 00:58:02,658 --> 00:58:03,991 [speaking french] 1019 00:58:03,992 --> 00:58:05,325 Les cops. Les cops. 1020 00:58:05,327 --> 00:58:06,710 Inside. Inside. 1021 00:58:06,711 --> 00:58:08,094 I'll find a conduit out of here. 1022 00:58:08,097 --> 00:58:13,433 Bonjour. Nice day for an execution, non? 1023 00:58:13,836 --> 00:58:16,253 [the marseillaise plays] 1024 00:58:16,254 --> 00:58:18,671 Stay tuned for the final chapter of off with his head, 1025 00:58:18,674 --> 00:58:21,975 When the marquis de knable finally loses his. 1026 00:58:21,977 --> 00:58:23,510 Uh-oh. 1027 00:58:26,482 --> 00:58:27,648 Darryl! 1028 00:58:27,650 --> 00:58:28,949 We got to jam. 1029 00:58:28,951 --> 00:58:31,985 [beep beep] 1030 00:58:32,388 --> 00:58:33,887 Merci. 1031 00:58:33,889 --> 00:58:38,559 Well, we've always wanted to go to paris. 1032 00:58:38,794 --> 00:58:41,395 In the 20th century. 1033 00:58:41,396 --> 00:58:43,997 Since we're here, we might as well make the best of it. 1034 00:58:43,999 --> 00:58:45,566 Make the best of it? 1035 00:58:45,568 --> 00:58:47,234 This is the french revolution. 1036 00:58:47,236 --> 00:58:48,969 People are trying to kill you. 1037 00:58:48,971 --> 00:58:52,639 If we get out of this, things will be different. 1038 00:58:52,641 --> 00:58:54,908 I won't just be a watcher. 1039 00:58:54,910 --> 00:58:57,678 I'll be the man i was when we first met. 1040 00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:02,716 You weren't blond then, and you wore a lot less make-up. 1041 00:59:07,356 --> 00:59:12,092 [darryl] aim it at the center of the dish! 1042 00:59:29,445 --> 00:59:32,446 You are both under arrest! 1043 00:59:32,448 --> 00:59:33,146 For what? 1044 00:59:33,148 --> 00:59:35,115 For being too beautiful 1045 00:59:35,117 --> 00:59:37,451 And without proper escort. 1046 00:59:37,453 --> 00:59:38,452 Ha ha ha! 1047 00:59:38,454 --> 00:59:41,388 Garcon, more wine! 1048 00:59:44,927 --> 00:59:47,928 [beep beep] 1049 00:59:54,536 --> 00:59:57,871 O.K. Tv's connected to the dish. 1050 00:59:57,873 --> 01:00:00,440 Now we go for contact. 1051 01:00:17,192 --> 01:00:18,825 There's no interference. 1052 01:00:18,827 --> 01:00:21,428 Nothing's getting through. 1053 01:00:21,764 --> 01:00:23,563 We need more power. 1054 01:00:23,565 --> 01:00:26,733 I'm going to cop some juice. 1055 01:00:27,102 --> 01:00:28,001 Be careful. 1056 01:00:28,003 --> 01:00:30,871 This woman is not who you think. 1057 01:00:30,873 --> 01:00:31,972 She is wanted. 1058 01:00:31,974 --> 01:00:35,008 Of course she's wanted, you fool! 1059 01:00:35,010 --> 01:00:36,109 By me! 1060 01:00:36,111 --> 01:00:38,011 My cherie... 1061 01:00:38,013 --> 01:00:40,547 You inflame me. 1062 01:00:40,549 --> 01:00:43,550 I never kiss on the first date. 1063 01:00:43,552 --> 01:00:44,284 Oh? 1064 01:00:44,286 --> 01:00:46,587 Ooh! Naughty boy. 1065 01:00:46,588 --> 01:00:48,889 This has been a kick, fellas, but we've got to go. 1066 01:00:48,891 --> 01:00:51,725 No, no! Come back here, sweetheart! 1067 01:00:51,727 --> 01:00:53,360 Keep your hands off her! 1068 01:00:53,362 --> 01:00:57,931 Your hair's so beautiful. May i have a lock of it? 1069 01:00:57,933 --> 01:00:58,799 I-- 1070 01:00:58,801 --> 01:01:00,351 Oh! Oh! 1071 01:01:00,352 --> 01:01:01,902 Why don't you keep the whole thing? 1072 01:01:01,904 --> 01:01:03,370 I tried to tell you! 1073 01:01:03,372 --> 01:01:05,806 It's the marquis de knable! 1074 01:01:05,808 --> 01:01:08,208 Enemy of the people! 1075 01:01:08,210 --> 01:01:10,711 I knew that! 1076 01:01:11,647 --> 01:01:13,613 Marquis de knable... 1077 01:01:13,615 --> 01:01:15,482 The guillotine awaits! 1078 01:01:15,484 --> 01:01:19,786 I would have given you chocolates. 1079 01:01:19,788 --> 01:01:22,622 [beep beep] 1080 01:01:48,751 --> 01:01:51,151 Kill the marquis! Kill the marquis! 1081 01:01:51,153 --> 01:01:54,087 I'm telling you, i'm not a marquis! 1082 01:01:54,089 --> 01:01:57,424 I sell plumbing supplies in seattle... 1083 01:01:57,426 --> 01:01:59,059 Washington! 1084 01:02:08,871 --> 01:02:10,470 [grrr] 1085 01:02:10,472 --> 01:02:11,471 Roy! 1086 01:02:11,473 --> 01:02:12,606 Roy! Roy! 1087 01:02:12,608 --> 01:02:14,908 I love you. 1088 01:02:14,910 --> 01:02:17,377 You guys are making a big mistake. 1089 01:02:17,379 --> 01:02:19,980 I'm not even a member of this country! 1090 01:02:19,982 --> 01:02:23,216 Darryl, you'd better hurry up! 1091 01:02:23,218 --> 01:02:24,217 [grrr] 1092 01:02:24,219 --> 01:02:25,385 [grrr] 1093 01:02:25,387 --> 01:02:27,204 Kill the marquis! 1094 01:02:27,205 --> 01:02:29,022 Hi, fellas, i loved you in star wars. 1095 01:02:29,024 --> 01:02:31,958 Can we just talk for a second? 1096 01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:33,527 Oh, my god. Holy-- 1097 01:02:33,529 --> 01:02:35,629 Oh! Could we-- 1098 01:02:37,499 --> 01:02:38,498 [grrr] 1099 01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:39,866 [woof] 1100 01:02:39,868 --> 01:02:41,802 [grrr] 1101 01:02:41,804 --> 01:02:44,404 [shouting] 1102 01:02:45,307 --> 01:02:47,457 Any last requests? 1103 01:02:47,458 --> 01:02:49,608 Yeah. How about the long version of stairway to heaven? 1104 01:02:49,611 --> 01:02:54,648 I'm afraid that is not where you are going. 1105 01:02:59,388 --> 01:03:00,420 Darryl! 1106 01:03:00,422 --> 01:03:02,222 [grrr] 1107 01:03:02,224 --> 01:03:04,157 [grrr] 1108 01:03:04,626 --> 01:03:06,893 [grrr] 1109 01:03:07,362 --> 01:03:08,895 [woof] 1110 01:03:10,299 --> 01:03:11,631 [grrr] 1111 01:03:11,633 --> 01:03:13,567 Here, catch! 1112 01:03:16,004 --> 01:03:20,307 Wait! An innocent man's blood is being spilled! 1113 01:03:20,309 --> 01:03:21,208 Good point. 1114 01:03:21,210 --> 01:03:22,442 Better back away. 1115 01:03:22,444 --> 01:03:26,646 This one, he could be a gusher. 1116 01:03:31,186 --> 01:03:33,370 By order of the court... 1117 01:03:33,371 --> 01:03:35,555 Looks like spike's going to make his quota after all. 1118 01:03:35,557 --> 01:03:38,158 I deliver the marquis de knable's soul 1119 01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:40,193 To its rightful owner! 1120 01:03:40,195 --> 01:03:43,163 Finally, he's mine. 1121 01:03:58,947 --> 01:04:02,782 How come he dresses like a woman? 1122 01:04:02,784 --> 01:04:05,118 I do that sometimes. 1123 01:04:14,863 --> 01:04:17,197 Kill the marquis! 1124 01:04:27,176 --> 01:04:29,876 Dad, can you hear me? 1125 01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:34,014 Darryl? My god! 1126 01:04:34,516 --> 01:04:36,283 God? 1127 01:04:39,454 --> 01:04:41,288 Yes! 1128 01:04:41,290 --> 01:04:42,422 It's... 1129 01:04:42,424 --> 01:04:43,924 God! 1130 01:04:46,295 --> 01:04:48,528 Right, god? 1131 01:04:48,530 --> 01:04:52,032 Tell the infidels to release him. 1132 01:04:52,034 --> 01:04:53,133 What's an infidel? 1133 01:04:53,135 --> 01:04:54,301 I don't know. 1134 01:04:54,303 --> 01:04:56,069 Tell them to release him! 1135 01:04:56,071 --> 01:04:57,954 Tell them! 1136 01:04:57,955 --> 01:04:59,838 Um...Um...Release the marquis. 1137 01:04:59,841 --> 01:05:02,676 You heard him. Get me out of this. 1138 01:05:02,678 --> 01:05:03,777 What's happening? 1139 01:05:03,779 --> 01:05:04,878 [beep beep] 1140 01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,347 Who's messing with my programming? 1141 01:05:07,349 --> 01:05:09,616 [beep beep beep] 1142 01:05:09,618 --> 01:05:12,586 You--the weenie in black-- 1143 01:05:12,588 --> 01:05:14,454 You, dork-- 1144 01:05:14,456 --> 01:05:15,889 At the wheel-- 1145 01:05:15,891 --> 01:05:17,791 Yeah, you! 1146 01:05:17,793 --> 01:05:19,893 Release him! 1147 01:05:20,796 --> 01:05:23,630 I am the voice of-- 1148 01:05:28,136 --> 01:05:30,770 Ohhh... Oh, roy! 1149 01:05:31,406 --> 01:05:33,807 We beat spike! We did it! 1150 01:05:33,809 --> 01:05:39,646 I would have given an arm and a leg to see this! 1151 01:05:39,648 --> 01:05:41,615 In fact, i already did! 1152 01:05:41,617 --> 01:05:43,850 Ha ha ha! No, it's... 1153 01:05:43,852 --> 01:05:44,818 Not possible. 1154 01:05:44,820 --> 01:05:48,288 [beep beep beep] 1155 01:05:48,290 --> 01:05:51,124 [alarm warbling] 1156 01:05:54,529 --> 01:05:57,530 Sir. Speaking for the staff... 1157 01:05:57,532 --> 01:06:02,535 We'll all miss your kind words and inspiring leadership. 1158 01:06:05,007 --> 01:06:06,573 Ducker, contracts-- 1159 01:06:06,575 --> 01:06:07,691 What? 1160 01:06:07,692 --> 01:06:08,808 There was a protest 1161 01:06:08,810 --> 01:06:11,061 Filed on the knable case. 1162 01:06:11,062 --> 01:06:13,313 A verbal contract binds only those parties personally making the agreement. 1163 01:06:13,315 --> 01:06:17,317 Therefore, the contract can only be for one person. 1164 01:06:17,319 --> 01:06:19,052 You took two. 1165 01:06:19,054 --> 01:06:20,587 Yes. 1166 01:06:23,225 --> 01:06:24,724 Yes. 1167 01:06:25,394 --> 01:06:28,228 Yes! Yes! Oh! 1168 01:06:28,230 --> 01:06:29,947 Mmm! 1169 01:06:29,948 --> 01:06:31,665 Oh, you're the ugliest bitch in perdition, 1170 01:06:31,667 --> 01:06:34,367 But you gave me a beautiful idea. 1171 01:06:34,369 --> 01:06:36,102 Discharge mr. Knable. 1172 01:06:36,104 --> 01:06:37,337 But, sir... 1173 01:06:37,339 --> 01:06:39,773 The contract was for him only. 1174 01:06:39,775 --> 01:06:42,175 Masterful stroke, sir. 1175 01:06:42,177 --> 01:06:44,377 I don't get it. 1176 01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:48,381 They should've zapped you two home by now. 1177 01:06:48,383 --> 01:06:50,283 You heard me... 1178 01:06:50,285 --> 01:06:53,320 Discharge mr. Knable. 1179 01:06:58,260 --> 01:06:59,592 Roy? 1180 01:06:59,594 --> 01:07:00,694 Roy! 1181 01:07:00,696 --> 01:07:02,829 Oh! Oh! 1182 01:07:17,179 --> 01:07:18,178 [darryl] dad! 1183 01:07:18,180 --> 01:07:19,879 [diane] dad! 1184 01:07:21,616 --> 01:07:23,717 Where's your mother? 1185 01:07:23,718 --> 01:07:25,819 My obligation is limited to those i have a contract with. 1186 01:07:25,821 --> 01:07:28,788 I fulfilled my end by discharging mr. Knable. 1187 01:07:28,790 --> 01:07:30,840 His wife is still-- 1188 01:07:30,841 --> 01:07:32,891 Those who trespass into the system are on their own. 1189 01:07:32,894 --> 01:07:35,061 We'll sort out the bodies later 1190 01:07:35,063 --> 01:07:36,863 After i kill them both. 1191 01:07:36,865 --> 01:07:39,699 How can we be sure he'll come back? 1192 01:07:39,701 --> 01:07:42,469 Because he loves her. He's a puss. 1193 01:07:42,471 --> 01:07:44,204 Oh, and i'll be back, 1194 01:07:44,206 --> 01:07:46,306 In case anyone's feeling ambitious. 1195 01:07:46,308 --> 01:07:49,943 Well, time to rock 'n' roll. 1196 01:07:52,981 --> 01:07:54,681 Oh! Oh! Oh! 1197 01:07:54,683 --> 01:07:57,017 Crowley. 1198 01:07:57,018 --> 01:07:59,352 Quite a radical weight-loss plan you've been on. 1199 01:07:59,354 --> 01:08:01,287 Yes. Ha ha ha. 1200 01:08:01,289 --> 01:08:03,289 Ha ha ha. 1201 01:08:03,792 --> 01:08:06,793 But, uh...Feeling a lot, uh, better. 1202 01:08:06,795 --> 01:08:09,162 Ha ha ha! 1203 01:08:09,164 --> 01:08:10,563 Aah! 1204 01:08:10,565 --> 01:08:12,665 Hello, mrs. Knable. 1205 01:08:12,667 --> 01:08:15,902 Mr. Spike, at your service. 1206 01:08:15,904 --> 01:08:18,271 Where's my husband? 1207 01:08:18,273 --> 01:08:20,440 I'll take you to him. 1208 01:08:20,442 --> 01:08:22,242 Rahrr. 1209 01:08:22,944 --> 01:08:25,412 Oh! Oh! Oh! 1210 01:08:29,751 --> 01:08:31,551 Howdy, ma'am. 1211 01:08:31,552 --> 01:08:33,352 Reckon the 3:10 to yuma will be along any minute. 1212 01:08:33,355 --> 01:08:37,590 Funny thing, though... It don't exactly stop here. 1213 01:08:37,592 --> 01:08:39,626 You're going to hit me with a train? 1214 01:08:39,628 --> 01:08:43,763 What can i say? I'm a sucker for a big ending. 1215 01:08:43,765 --> 01:08:45,498 You sadistic bastard. 1216 01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:46,566 Runs in the family. 1217 01:08:46,568 --> 01:08:49,068 My father was an oil company president. 1218 01:08:49,070 --> 01:08:52,906 Well...Have a good day, mrs. Knable. 1219 01:08:54,209 --> 01:08:56,910 [beep] 1220 01:08:56,912 --> 01:08:57,944 This just in... 1221 01:08:57,946 --> 01:09:00,079 Helen knable has been kidnapped 1222 01:09:00,081 --> 01:09:04,117 And taken to channel 1. We take you there live. 1223 01:09:04,119 --> 01:09:07,420 Roy, wherever you are, get your butt back here! 1224 01:09:07,422 --> 01:09:10,957 Unfortunately, her gutless failure of a husband 1225 01:09:10,959 --> 01:09:13,827 Won't lift a finger to save her. 1226 01:09:13,829 --> 01:09:14,961 Right, roy? 1227 01:09:14,963 --> 01:09:16,463 No. 1228 01:09:22,737 --> 01:09:28,308 Dynamite. He's going to hit me with a train and blow me up? 1229 01:09:28,310 --> 01:09:29,976 Roy! 1230 01:09:29,978 --> 01:09:32,178 I want you both to stay inside. 1231 01:09:32,180 --> 01:09:34,180 Make sure those doughnuts are ready. 1232 01:09:34,182 --> 01:09:37,317 I'll be very hungry when i get back. 1233 01:09:37,319 --> 01:09:38,852 O.K.? 1234 01:09:39,187 --> 01:09:41,554 [darryl] careful, dad. 1235 01:09:56,004 --> 01:10:02,575 [theme from the good, the bad, and the ugly plays] 1236 01:10:09,784 --> 01:10:10,683 [cough] 1237 01:10:10,685 --> 01:10:11,684 [cough cough] 1238 01:10:11,686 --> 01:10:12,919 [cough cough] 1239 01:10:12,921 --> 01:10:13,920 [cough] 1240 01:10:13,922 --> 01:10:14,988 [cough] 1241 01:10:14,990 --> 01:10:16,723 Help! 1242 01:10:18,994 --> 01:10:20,727 Helen? 1243 01:10:20,729 --> 01:10:22,395 Roy! 1244 01:10:31,172 --> 01:10:33,840 Back to play the hero, huh? 1245 01:10:33,842 --> 01:10:36,242 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1246 01:10:36,244 --> 01:10:39,812 Not exactly typecasting. 1247 01:10:40,115 --> 01:10:42,081 Be about 6...6'1". 1248 01:10:42,083 --> 01:10:43,616 Yeah. 1249 01:10:47,355 --> 01:10:50,723 Make your move, tinhorn. 1250 01:10:56,932 --> 01:10:59,599 Today, roy! 1251 01:11:02,571 --> 01:11:04,270 No! 1252 01:11:04,272 --> 01:11:06,372 Dad! Dad! 1253 01:11:20,055 --> 01:11:21,554 [beep beep] 1254 01:11:21,556 --> 01:11:23,623 [beep beep] 1255 01:11:26,261 --> 01:11:29,062 You missed me, partner. 1256 01:11:45,447 --> 01:11:47,647 Captain, the ship has found itself 1257 01:11:47,649 --> 01:11:49,082 In an orbit around hell. 1258 01:11:49,084 --> 01:11:51,150 The underworld is hailing us. 1259 01:11:51,152 --> 01:11:53,152 I know you. 1260 01:11:53,154 --> 01:11:54,621 Greetings, captain roy. 1261 01:11:54,623 --> 01:11:56,856 Our remotes are synchronized, 1262 01:11:56,858 --> 01:11:59,325 So wherever you go, i go. 1263 01:11:59,327 --> 01:12:00,927 Enjoy the attack. 1264 01:12:00,929 --> 01:12:02,862 [alarm warbling] 1265 01:12:02,864 --> 01:12:03,930 Lieutenant? 1266 01:12:03,932 --> 01:12:04,931 Captain? 1267 01:12:04,933 --> 01:12:08,968 G-g...Get us out of here! 1268 01:12:08,970 --> 01:12:10,803 No! 1269 01:12:14,342 --> 01:12:16,509 Phasers on, uh... 1270 01:12:18,113 --> 01:12:19,712 Torture. 1271 01:12:24,819 --> 01:12:27,286 Holy shatner! 1272 01:12:27,922 --> 01:12:29,956 And just to show you how effective 1273 01:12:29,958 --> 01:12:31,758 Our passenger restraint system really is, 1274 01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:34,394 Watch this demonstration at 110 miles an hour, 1275 01:12:34,396 --> 01:12:37,130 Where our driver dummy has the benefit 1276 01:12:37,132 --> 01:12:38,931 Of seat belt and air bag, 1277 01:12:38,933 --> 01:12:41,401 The other dummy having neither one. 1278 01:12:41,403 --> 01:12:43,503 Neither one? 1279 01:12:44,305 --> 01:12:46,806 I can't watch. Switch to mom. 1280 01:12:46,808 --> 01:12:48,274 Switch to mom! 1281 01:12:48,276 --> 01:12:50,810 [train whistle blows] 1282 01:12:57,152 --> 01:12:59,318 Dad'll save her. 1283 01:13:02,390 --> 01:13:04,223 [beep beep] 1284 01:13:04,225 --> 01:13:06,659 Aah! 1285 01:13:16,938 --> 01:13:18,771 Ooh. Rrr! 1286 01:13:22,243 --> 01:13:24,577 No! No, wait! 1287 01:13:25,847 --> 01:13:30,950 Aaaaaahhhhh! 1288 01:13:37,292 --> 01:13:40,960 Hey, lady, watch out! 1289 01:13:53,141 --> 01:13:54,640 Ooh. 1290 01:13:59,147 --> 01:14:00,179 Whoop. 1291 01:14:00,181 --> 01:14:02,715 Aah! 1292 01:14:11,860 --> 01:14:13,793 Yaaahhhh! 1293 01:14:14,596 --> 01:14:15,528 Whoa! 1294 01:14:15,530 --> 01:14:17,163 Unh! Ahh! 1295 01:14:17,165 --> 01:14:18,898 ¶ come and knock on our door ¶ 1296 01:14:18,900 --> 01:14:21,234 ¶ come and knock on our door ¶ 1297 01:14:21,236 --> 01:14:22,101 Where have you been? 1298 01:14:22,103 --> 01:14:24,203 ¶ we've been waitin' for you... ¶ 1299 01:14:24,205 --> 01:14:28,007 Aaaaaahhhh! 1300 01:14:34,349 --> 01:14:36,115 [cough cough] 1301 01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:39,619 My, my. 1302 01:14:39,621 --> 01:14:43,856 Now you'll never get back to kansas. 1303 01:14:45,994 --> 01:14:47,660 En garde. 1304 01:14:50,265 --> 01:14:51,531 Oh, no sword. 1305 01:14:51,533 --> 01:14:55,201 Have to talk to that prop man. 1306 01:15:05,513 --> 01:15:07,413 Right about now, your wife is probably 1307 01:15:07,415 --> 01:15:10,917 Catching that train... Right between the eyes. 1308 01:15:10,919 --> 01:15:13,753 And you let it happen. 1309 01:15:17,759 --> 01:15:19,892 Here it comes, dad! 1310 01:15:22,831 --> 01:15:24,797 I've taken loads of souls... 1311 01:15:24,799 --> 01:15:26,499 And none more pathetic 1312 01:15:26,501 --> 01:15:29,602 Than yours, roy. 1313 01:15:32,841 --> 01:15:35,908 Say good night, gracie. 1314 01:15:37,045 --> 01:15:39,095 Not yet. 1315 01:15:39,096 --> 01:15:41,146 You see, i was captain of my junior college fencing team. 1316 01:15:41,149 --> 01:15:43,649 All right. Co-captain. 1317 01:15:51,926 --> 01:15:54,760 I gave you escape from your pitiful life. 1318 01:15:54,762 --> 01:15:57,029 I want it back. 1319 01:15:57,599 --> 01:15:59,232 All sales are final. 1320 01:15:59,234 --> 01:16:01,067 Not this one. 1321 01:16:09,644 --> 01:16:11,310 ¶ you got to start me ¶ 1322 01:16:11,312 --> 01:16:13,012 ¶ up ¶ 1323 01:16:14,148 --> 01:16:16,983 ¶ start me up ¶ 1324 01:16:19,220 --> 01:16:21,454 ¶ you got to start me up ¶ 1325 01:16:21,456 --> 01:16:22,288 ¶ come down ¶ 1326 01:16:22,290 --> 01:16:24,390 ¶ the "s" to the a-l-t ¶ 1327 01:16:24,392 --> 01:16:25,124 ¶ come down ¶ 1328 01:16:25,126 --> 01:16:26,392 ¶ the love to the b-u-g ¶ 1329 01:16:26,394 --> 01:16:27,427 ¶ come down ¶ 1330 01:16:27,428 --> 01:16:28,461 ¶ the spin to the d-a-rella ¶ 1331 01:16:28,463 --> 01:16:29,812 ¶ come down ¶ 1332 01:16:29,813 --> 01:16:31,162 ¶ s-t-double e-v-e in the "p" ¶ 1333 01:16:31,165 --> 01:16:32,098 ¶ come down ¶ 1334 01:16:32,100 --> 01:16:33,199 The "p" to the e-p-a ¶ 1335 01:16:33,201 --> 01:16:34,801 ¶ come down ¶ 1336 01:16:34,802 --> 01:16:36,402 ¶ the idolmaker's in the house, how ya know? ¶ 1337 01:16:36,404 --> 01:16:37,303 ¶ come down ¶ 1338 01:16:37,305 --> 01:16:38,504 ¶ to the record lord ¶ 1339 01:16:38,506 --> 01:16:39,822 ¶ come down ¶ 1340 01:16:39,823 --> 01:16:41,139 ¶ wait a minute, wait a minute, y'all ¶ 1341 01:16:41,142 --> 01:16:43,242 ¶ let's get serious for a minute ¶ 1342 01:16:43,244 --> 01:16:44,210 ¶ y'all havin' fun? ¶ 1343 01:16:44,211 --> 01:16:45,177 ¶ i'm havin' fun, everybody havin' fun ¶ 1344 01:16:45,179 --> 01:16:47,446 ¶ but you know those times ¶ 1345 01:16:47,448 --> 01:16:48,781 ¶ when you get stressed out ¶ 1346 01:16:48,783 --> 01:16:50,683 ¶ and you wanna give up? ¶ 1347 01:16:50,685 --> 01:16:53,219 ¶ everybody has a time in their life ¶ 1348 01:16:53,221 --> 01:16:55,521 ¶ when things doesn't always go right ¶ 1349 01:16:55,523 --> 01:16:58,491 ¶ it just gets harder every day ¶ 1350 01:16:58,493 --> 01:17:00,126 ¶ and it makes you wanna run away ¶ 1351 01:17:00,128 --> 01:17:03,596 ¶ then i wonder when it will end ¶ 1352 01:17:03,598 --> 01:17:05,631 ¶ can i ever be myself again? ¶ 1353 01:17:05,633 --> 01:17:07,733 ¶ yo, i got hopes, and i got trust ¶ 1354 01:17:07,735 --> 01:17:10,169 ¶ and i got you here to start me up ¶ 1355 01:17:10,171 --> 01:17:11,337 ¶ i'm fed up, fed up ¶ 1356 01:17:11,339 --> 01:17:12,571 ¶ word up, dead up ¶ 1357 01:17:12,573 --> 01:17:13,839 ¶ gotta keep my head up ¶ 1358 01:17:13,841 --> 01:17:15,107 ¶ don't stop or let up ¶ 1359 01:17:15,109 --> 01:17:16,108 ¶ you're sleepin', laid up ¶ 1360 01:17:16,110 --> 01:17:18,144 ¶ time to get your bed made up ¶ 1361 01:17:18,146 --> 01:17:18,978 ¶ always gonna lose it ¶ 1362 01:17:18,980 --> 01:17:20,146 ¶ till your dues get paid up ¶ 1363 01:17:20,148 --> 01:17:20,980 ¶ straight up, wait up ¶ 1364 01:17:20,982 --> 01:17:22,214 ¶ i'm not gamin' or bluffin' ¶ 1365 01:17:22,216 --> 01:17:25,051 ¶ watch television all day doin' nothing ¶ 1366 01:17:25,053 --> 01:17:26,469 ¶ poisoning your liver ¶ 1367 01:17:26,470 --> 01:17:27,886 ¶ looks like you're ready to deliver ¶ 1368 01:17:27,889 --> 01:17:29,722 ¶ yo, salt, i think he gets the scissors ¶ 1369 01:17:29,724 --> 01:17:32,224 ¶ start me up ¶ 1370 01:17:32,226 --> 01:17:34,560 ¶ you got to start me up ¶ 1371 01:17:34,562 --> 01:17:36,562 ¶ start me up ¶ 1372 01:17:36,864 --> 01:17:39,632 ¶ you got to start me up ¶ 1373 01:17:39,634 --> 01:17:41,567 ¶ start me up ¶ 1374 01:17:41,569 --> 01:17:44,170 ¶ you got to start me up ¶ 1375 01:17:44,172 --> 01:17:47,106 ¶ start me up-- ¶ 1376 01:17:53,681 --> 01:17:56,215 ¶ start me up ¶ 1377 01:17:56,217 --> 01:17:58,551 ¶ you got to start me up ¶ 1378 01:17:58,553 --> 01:18:00,519 ¶ start me up ¶ 1379 01:18:00,521 --> 01:18:02,521 ¶ you got to start me up ¶ 1380 01:18:02,523 --> 01:18:04,690 ¶ on the dial, the people gonna fall off ¶ 1381 01:18:04,692 --> 01:18:07,626 ¶ the eeby deeby jam coming at me, big mama ¶ 1382 01:18:07,628 --> 01:18:08,627 ¶ stoppin' at the period ¶ 1383 01:18:08,629 --> 01:18:10,296 ¶ and pause upon the comma ¶ 1384 01:18:10,298 --> 01:18:12,631 ¶ the bis boom bit did a drama for your fodda ¶ 1385 01:18:12,633 --> 01:18:13,699 ¶ tell me, rough ¶ 1386 01:18:13,701 --> 01:18:16,135 ¶ coach man workin' i'm stuck ¶ 1387 01:18:16,137 --> 01:18:18,504 ¶ de-man-a man-a lek-o lek-o ¶ 1388 01:18:18,506 --> 01:18:20,906 ¶ fix the collar on a world, rah ¶ 1389 01:18:20,908 --> 01:18:23,075 ¶ the microchips never fail me ¶ 1390 01:18:23,077 --> 01:18:25,111 ¶ start me up ¶ 1391 01:18:25,113 --> 01:18:27,480 ¶ you got to start me up ¶ 1392 01:18:27,482 --> 01:18:29,515 ¶ start me up ¶ 1393 01:18:29,517 --> 01:18:31,650 ¶ you got to start me ¶ 1394 01:18:31,652 --> 01:18:32,385 ¶ up ¶ 1395 01:18:32,387 --> 01:18:33,686 ¶ well, uh, well, uh ¶ 1396 01:18:33,688 --> 01:18:34,787 ¶ we-heh-heh-hell uh ¶ 1397 01:18:34,789 --> 01:18:36,355 ¶ you're caught in the rain ¶ 1398 01:18:36,357 --> 01:18:37,590 ¶ but you forgot your umbrella ¶ 1399 01:18:37,592 --> 01:18:38,947 ¶ what could you do ¶ 1400 01:18:38,948 --> 01:18:40,303 ¶ punch-a-nella, punch-a-nella? ¶ 1401 01:18:40,304 --> 01:18:41,659 ¶ you're trapped in a cage like an ape called magilla ¶ 1402 01:18:41,662 --> 01:18:44,163 ¶ and now you're ready to throw in the towel ¶ 1403 01:18:44,165 --> 01:18:45,131 ¶ that's kinda foul ¶ 1404 01:18:45,133 --> 01:18:46,232 ¶ you don't give a hoot ¶ 1405 01:18:46,234 --> 01:18:47,199 ¶ like a mute owl ¶ 1406 01:18:47,201 --> 01:18:48,367 ¶ that's not the way i know you to be ¶ 1407 01:18:48,369 --> 01:18:49,869 ¶ you used to be true to me ¶ 1408 01:18:49,871 --> 01:18:52,171 ¶ oo-ee, what you used to do to me ¶ 1409 01:18:52,173 --> 01:18:53,806 ¶ start me up ¶ 1410 01:18:53,808 --> 01:18:56,742 ¶ you got to start me up ¶ 1411 01:18:56,744 --> 01:18:59,712 ¶ start me up... ¶ 1412 01:18:59,714 --> 01:19:00,846 Wait. 1413 01:19:00,848 --> 01:19:02,815 O.K. You got the remote. You win. 1414 01:19:02,817 --> 01:19:04,784 But how about-- just pitching here-- 1415 01:19:04,786 --> 01:19:06,519 You and me working together? 1416 01:19:06,521 --> 01:19:08,988 We could come up with dynamite programming. 1417 01:19:08,990 --> 01:19:10,122 Chairman'd love it. 1418 01:19:10,124 --> 01:19:11,824 Knock him off his hooves. 1419 01:19:11,826 --> 01:19:12,758 We'd be number one. 1420 01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:15,027 Of course, we are the only one, but-- 1421 01:19:15,029 --> 01:19:17,329 You don't get it, do you? 1422 01:19:17,331 --> 01:19:20,132 Without me, you don't get out of here. 1423 01:19:20,134 --> 01:19:23,836 Sorry, spike. You're cancelled. 1424 01:19:27,341 --> 01:19:30,242 ¶ you got to start me up ¶ 1425 01:19:30,244 --> 01:19:32,511 ¶ start me up ¶ 1426 01:19:32,513 --> 01:19:34,080 ¶ you got to start me ¶ 1427 01:19:34,082 --> 01:19:35,781 ¶ up ¶ 1428 01:19:38,453 --> 01:19:39,985 Roy! 1429 01:19:40,788 --> 01:19:43,089 Deactivate escape frequencies. 1430 01:19:43,091 --> 01:19:44,557 What are you doing? 1431 01:19:44,559 --> 01:19:46,959 I've trapped them. 1432 01:19:58,573 --> 01:19:59,405 It's not working! 1433 01:19:59,407 --> 01:20:02,942 Turn it off. Turn it off. 1434 01:20:04,612 --> 01:20:07,847 Turn it off. Turn it off. 1435 01:20:07,849 --> 01:20:10,950 What do you do when you want the tv to go away? 1436 01:20:10,952 --> 01:20:12,084 You turn it 1437 01:20:12,086 --> 01:20:13,619 Off! 1438 01:20:28,536 --> 01:20:30,336 We've lost them. 1439 01:20:30,338 --> 01:20:31,403 Helen... 1440 01:20:31,405 --> 01:20:33,272 We're home! 1441 01:20:33,274 --> 01:20:34,807 Kids! 1442 01:20:35,843 --> 01:20:37,109 Oh! Dad! 1443 01:20:37,111 --> 01:20:39,678 Oh! Oh! 1444 01:20:43,217 --> 01:20:44,750 [dog growls] 1445 01:20:44,752 --> 01:20:48,120 Whoever left the gate open is grounded for a week. 1446 01:20:48,122 --> 01:20:50,122 [woof] 1447 01:20:55,563 --> 01:20:56,862 Check that. 1448 01:20:56,864 --> 01:21:01,567 Whoever left the gate open gets double their allowance. 1449 01:21:03,671 --> 01:21:05,905 Look at that. 1450 01:21:26,827 --> 01:21:28,561 Wetzel! 1451 01:21:28,563 --> 01:21:31,263 Don't get me angry, you worm! 1452 01:21:31,265 --> 01:21:33,098 Get me out of here! 1453 01:21:33,100 --> 01:21:34,700 Put a lid on it, fido. 1454 01:21:34,702 --> 01:21:36,769 O.K., pierce, what do you want? 1455 01:21:36,771 --> 01:21:38,504 Corner office? Name on the door? 1456 01:21:38,506 --> 01:21:40,606 Hello, spike. Heh heh. 1457 01:21:40,608 --> 01:21:42,208 Crowley. 1458 01:21:44,412 --> 01:21:47,079 You know, you're a gentleman and a scholar... 1459 01:21:47,081 --> 01:21:48,047 A fine corporate asset... 1460 01:21:48,049 --> 01:21:50,916 A man who i, personally, like very much. 1461 01:21:50,918 --> 01:21:55,454 Oh, incidentally, spike, nice of you to drop in. 1462 01:21:55,456 --> 01:21:57,723 Ha ha ha ha... 1463 01:21:57,725 --> 01:22:00,926 Ah...That's funny. 1464 01:22:01,629 --> 01:22:03,095 Ah! 1465 01:22:03,097 --> 01:22:04,496 Aah! 1466 01:22:04,498 --> 01:22:07,233 [woof woof] 1467 01:22:08,135 --> 01:22:11,003 I get his parking space. 1468 01:22:11,439 --> 01:22:13,906 So what can i tell you? 1469 01:22:13,908 --> 01:22:15,174 My parents got back together. 1470 01:22:15,176 --> 01:22:18,744 The only tv my dad watches is 60 minutes, 1471 01:22:18,746 --> 01:22:20,212 And he started a new job. 1472 01:22:20,214 --> 01:22:23,882 I guess you could call us a pretty normal family. 1473 01:22:23,884 --> 01:22:27,953 That's if anything is ever normal. 1474 01:22:27,955 --> 01:22:30,322 Who on earth taught you that? 1475 01:22:30,324 --> 01:22:32,391 Uh, i saw it on tv somewhere. 1476 01:22:32,393 --> 01:22:34,126 Some old movie. 1477 01:22:34,127 --> 01:22:35,860 Take my advice, kiddo. Don't watch too much tv. 1478 01:22:35,863 --> 01:22:38,097 It can get you into trouble. 1479 01:22:38,099 --> 01:22:40,399 O.K., fencers. Class dismissed. 1480 01:23:00,988 --> 01:23:04,223 ¶ me and that dude is talkin' ¶ 1481 01:23:05,860 --> 01:23:07,726 ¶ baby, i just love your body ¶ 1482 01:23:07,728 --> 01:23:10,429 ¶ can't believe the feeling when you walk your walk ¶ 1483 01:23:10,431 --> 01:23:12,564 ¶ baby, we don't need no party ¶ 1484 01:23:12,566 --> 01:23:14,700 ¶ you can taste it if you don't like to talk ¶ 1485 01:23:14,702 --> 01:23:17,002 ¶ i used to have a woman who was so shy ¶ 1486 01:23:17,004 --> 01:23:19,271 ¶ never spoke about what she desired ¶ 1487 01:23:19,273 --> 01:23:21,440 ¶ now the door is open, it's open wide ¶ 1488 01:23:21,442 --> 01:23:24,043 ¶ take a little peek and find what's inside ¶ 1489 01:23:24,045 --> 01:23:25,978 ¶ baby, i just love your body ¶ 1490 01:23:25,980 --> 01:23:28,447 ¶ can't believe the feeling when you walk your walk ¶ 1491 01:23:28,449 --> 01:23:30,816 ¶ hey there, we don't need no party ¶ 1492 01:23:30,818 --> 01:23:34,520 ¶ you can taste it, if you want ¶ 1493 01:23:51,172 --> 01:23:53,372 ¶ baby, i just love your body ¶ 1494 01:23:53,374 --> 01:23:56,008 ¶ can't believe the feeling when you walk your walk ¶ 1495 01:23:56,010 --> 01:23:57,976 ¶ baby, we don't need no party ¶ 1496 01:23:57,978 --> 01:24:00,279 ¶ you can taste it if you don't like to talk ¶ 1497 01:24:00,281 --> 01:24:02,648 ¶ used to have a woman who was so shy ¶ 1498 01:24:02,650 --> 01:24:04,917 ¶ never spoke about what she desired ¶ 1499 01:24:04,919 --> 01:24:07,152 ¶ now the door is open, it's open wide ¶ 1500 01:24:07,154 --> 01:24:09,555 ¶ take a little peek and find what's inside ¶ 1501 01:24:09,557 --> 01:24:11,590 ¶ baby, i just love your body ¶ 1502 01:24:11,592 --> 01:24:14,259 ¶ can't believe the feeling when you walk your walk ¶ 1503 01:24:14,261 --> 01:24:16,462 ¶ baby, we don't need no party ¶ 1504 01:24:16,464 --> 01:24:19,732 ¶ you can taste that, if you want ¶ 1505 01:24:32,213 --> 01:24:34,847 Captioning made possible by warner bros. Inc. 1506 01:24:34,849 --> 01:24:38,083 Captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc. 1507 01:24:38,085 --> 01:24:40,386 Captions copyright 1992 morgan creek productions, inc. 1508 01:24:40,388 --> 01:24:45,557 Public performance of captions prohibited without permission of national captioning institute 1509 01:24:47,595 --> 01:24:49,828 ¶ do you want it? ¶ 1510 01:24:58,839 --> 01:25:01,340 ¶ do you want it? ¶ 1511 01:25:13,387 --> 01:25:15,521 ¶ do you want it? ¶ 1512 01:25:22,029 --> 01:25:24,430 ¶ do you want it? ¶ 1513 01:26:03,537 --> 01:26:05,971 ¶ do you want it? ¶ 1514 01:26:06,807 --> 01:26:10,375 ¶ do you--do you want it? ¶ 1515 01:26:12,613 --> 01:26:15,047 ¶ do you want it? ¶ 1516 01:26:16,650 --> 01:26:18,450 ¶ moon's out tonight ¶ 1517 01:26:18,452 --> 01:26:22,521 ¶ the doctor's takin' a walk ¶ 1518 01:26:23,023 --> 01:26:25,891 ¶ awoo ¶ 1519 01:26:27,194 --> 01:26:29,461 ¶ the mic stalker ¶ 1520 01:26:35,769 --> 01:26:37,603 ¶ some dame did me wrong, and i admit it ¶ 1521 01:26:37,605 --> 01:26:39,204 ¶ my temper was a fuse, and you just lit it ¶ 1522 01:26:39,206 --> 01:26:41,406 ¶ and made me right that on a saturday night ¶ 1523 01:26:41,408 --> 01:26:43,008 ¶ that i bit it, the price is death ¶ 1524 01:26:43,010 --> 01:26:44,276 ¶ this is a row, the fight for right ¶ 1525 01:26:44,278 --> 01:26:46,245 ¶ don't get hyped this is my knife strike ¶ 1526 01:26:46,247 --> 01:26:47,446 ¶ no nob, no gun ¶ 1527 01:26:47,447 --> 01:26:48,646 ¶ took my vocals through the mic ¶ 1528 01:26:48,647 --> 01:26:49,846 ¶ it's cold so i pack it in my jacket at night ¶ 1529 01:26:49,850 --> 01:26:52,017 ¶ hey, i live by my mic and die by my mic ¶ 1530 01:26:52,019 --> 01:26:53,702 ¶ no, i live to exist ¶ 1531 01:26:53,703 --> 01:26:55,386 ¶ and i never bid on the great ride to hitch ¶ 1532 01:26:55,389 --> 01:26:56,588 ¶ and while you're dying ¶ 1533 01:26:56,590 --> 01:26:58,156 ¶ your son is cryin', beggin' and yellin' ¶ 1534 01:26:58,158 --> 01:26:59,224 ¶ will i give you pity? Hah! ¶ 1535 01:26:59,226 --> 01:27:00,526 ¶ never would i with all the trouble i'm in ¶ 1536 01:27:00,528 --> 01:27:02,628 ¶ until the devil eat heart out cause i'm hotter than him ¶ 1537 01:27:02,630 --> 01:27:04,897 ¶ the other day kid was rockin' on the corner alone ¶ 1538 01:27:04,899 --> 01:27:06,498 ¶ and i was stroking my microphone ¶ 1539 01:27:06,500 --> 01:27:08,534 ¶ i heard him reciting somebody's record that was sold ¶ 1540 01:27:08,536 --> 01:27:10,736 ¶ though he was five years old i had to adjust some more ¶ 1541 01:27:10,738 --> 01:27:12,804 ¶ teach him a lesson no matter what the age ¶ 1542 01:27:12,806 --> 01:27:14,907 ¶ i'm on a rampage on and off the stage ¶ 1543 01:27:14,909 --> 01:27:16,108 ¶ you wanna copy of my record? ¶ 1544 01:27:16,110 --> 01:27:17,543 ¶ this is what you do ¶ 1545 01:27:17,544 --> 01:27:18,977 ¶ go to the precinct, and they'll give you a few ¶ 1546 01:27:18,979 --> 01:27:22,214 ¶ the mic stalker, stalker, stalker ¶ 1547 01:27:26,820 --> 01:27:29,087 ¶ i got a natural gift, i don't sniff ¶ 1548 01:27:29,089 --> 01:27:30,889 ¶ for a little lift, boy, my mother woulda whipped ¶ 1549 01:27:30,891 --> 01:27:33,725 ¶ i got accused when my mother gave me, never gave me dope ¶ 1550 01:27:33,727 --> 01:27:35,460 ¶ to coke, she say, just say no ¶ 1551 01:27:35,462 --> 01:27:37,362 ¶ it's criminal or premature ¶ 1552 01:27:37,364 --> 01:27:39,264 ¶ it's premeditated literature ¶ 1553 01:27:39,266 --> 01:27:43,101 ¶ the mic stalker, stalker, stalker ¶ 105255