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[crowd applauding]
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[silence]
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[Jodie] Uhhh...
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Oh, God.
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[coughing]
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Oh!
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[text alert]
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[background siren wailing]
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[girl] He's just such a great
Dad! She loves anything
to do with fish, eels,
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the sea, and he surprised us
with a trip to the aquarium.
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[girl 2] Uh, I wanna be married.
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[girl] The way he is so sweet
with her, it's kinda of sexy,
you know what I mean?
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[girl 2] Yeah...
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The fuck?
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You got to be fucking
kidding me!
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[man] Jod.
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Hey, what's up? So, um,
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guess who broke
their fucking foot?
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[man] Oh, my God. You?
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Axl broke his fucking
foot in L.A. this week.
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[man] Axl?
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Axl Rose-- Who the fuck
do you think I am talking about?
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Guns N' Roses.
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- [man] Guns N' Roses. Aw.
-Yes, yes.
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He broke his fucking
toe, or something?
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- [man] No.
-Seriously, and we're just
finding out about this now?
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The concert is this
fucking weekend and
I'm fucking pissed
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because I am not fucking
driving four fucking hours
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not to fucking see him
do the fucking snake dance.
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That's fucking bullshit!
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[man] Are you okay? Why are you yelling at me?Even guys like that have those.
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No, no.
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No. I've just been
bed garbage all day.
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[man] All day?
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No, I literally slept
for like 18 hours.
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[man] Yelling at the moment.
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No, it's just I'm driving
alone to a Guns N' Roses
concert, like a loser,
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and I couldn't even give
away free tickets on the
internet to strangers.
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[man] No, okay. Maybe somebody will say yes.
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No, I'm definitely
going to die alone
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in a nursing home
and no one is going
to come get my body.
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[man] Girl, that's not gonna happen.
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No, no, I've worked in nursing
homes and that totally happens.
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No one visits you, and then no
one comes and picks up the body.
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And then you're
buried by strangers.
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[man] Boo, get it together.
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I'm just going to give up and
become a burden on the state.
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You can live in hospitals
for free if you want to,
you can just show up,
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be a lazy piece of shit,
people are obligated
to take care of you.
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[man] Well, I actually have to run here.
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What? What are you guys doing?
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[man] We're going out tonight. I'll call you. Okay?
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Oh, no, I mean, I have to pack.
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Okay.
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-[man] I'll call you.
-Okay.
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Bye.
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[crowd cheering]
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[silence]
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[text alert]
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[phone ringing]
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-[Jess] Hey.
-Hey, Sis! How are you?
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[Jess] Good! Just getting some stuff together to go dancing tonight.
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Are the kids already on the bus?
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[Jess] Yeah, they are.
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-Oh.
- [Jess] You okay?
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No, no I just-- I wanted-
I wanted to tell them hey.
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[Jess] Ah, well, they're doing good.
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Softball and bullshit.
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Yeah, no, I- I miss
those little shits, yeah.
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[Jess] How's the hospital?
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It's alright, I mean,
same shit, different
shift. You know? Yeah.
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[Jess] You taking another contractor?
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I might, or I might
not. I don't know.
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[Jess] You like it?
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Yeah, no, I was-
I was actually thinking
about buying an RV.
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- [Jess] An RV.
-Yeah, like a-
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- [Jess] What do you mean? RV.
-Yeah, like a camper
that you drive.
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[Jess] Now, why would you get an RV?
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No, it's just-- you know,
you can travel
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and I thought there's
nothing happening in L.A.
except for my gays.
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And I figured, you
know, I could just
spend like a year
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like just kicking it around,
like, West Coast.
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Just taking a bunch of shorter
term-contracts, and I figured
I could go, like Portland
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-and then Seattle-
- [Jess] Jodie, this is ridiculous.
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That's crazy.
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Isn't that a little dark? I mean was it just like amazing?
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I just don't know
why that's so crazy!
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[Jess] Have you met anyone else there?
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No one?
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Okay, no, but have you
tried dating in L.A.?
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[Jess] I'm just saying give it a chance.
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Don't go all-in on RV.
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Okay, well, you know what?
Why don't you just tell
the kids that I miss them.
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- [Jess] Are you okay?
-And... No, I'm fine!
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- [Jess] Jodie.
-Okay, I'm gonna
talk to you later.
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- [Jess] Jodie.
-Yeah, yeah, Jess, I'm gonna
talk to you later, okay bye.
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[text alert]
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[text alert]
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Ugh!
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[crowd cheering]
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[crying]
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Hey, dude, are you okay?
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-I'm not a dude!
-My bad.
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-I'm not a dude! Look!
-Okay, sorry!
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Hey, I'm sorry I yelled
at you but it's just when
I start crying I can't stop,
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and also you scared me
and I didn't know what to say.
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No-- I'm sorry that I thought
you were a man.
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It's just from behind you
looked like you were.
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With the bandana and stuff
and I'm kinda drunk.
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You don't look like a man
now that I'm fully seeing you.
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Uh, are you going to be okay?
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Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
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It's killer show, right?
Axl was fucking amazing.
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Just blows my mind every time.
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Yeah--totes.
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-I just wanted to see
him snake-dance.
-Yeah.
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Well, do you like need me
to call you a cab or?
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My car's right there.
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Are you driving it?
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Well, I'm not gonna
leave it here.
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Okay-- well you- you just
seem like you're a little drunk
and you've been crying.
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-I just--
-Yeah, if I want to
drive my fucking car
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I'm gonna drive my fucking car.
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And I don't see what crying
has to do with it because
I'm not crying right now.
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Where are you staying?
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-The Palm.
-That's where I'm at.
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Oh, well great fuck it, then
you drive us! But don't fucking
touch me-I swear to god,
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if you fucking touch me I will
kill you and I'm not gonna
have a problem with it.
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I promise not to touch you.
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Cool. Get that.
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I'm Dustin.
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Jodie.
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Thanks for driving us.
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Yeah, no problem. Here...
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What the fuck are you doing?
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Snake dancing like Axl.
You said you wished
you'd seen him snake dance.
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Oh, my god.
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Wow.
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That's ridic.
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I'm gonna go change
and drink by the pool.
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Oh, yeah, I'm
gonna do that, too.
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Are you inviting yourself?
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Yeah, I guess.
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You guess or you are?
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I am. I mean if that's okay?
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Oh.
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Okay.
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-Sure.
-Do you wanna hang
out? We don't have to.
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No... Let's do it.
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I'll meet you by the pool.
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Cool.
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[cell phone ringing]
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Hello?
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[man] We're here, babe.
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Oh, shit, yeah.
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[man] Can you buzz us in?
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Yeah, I'll buzz you in.
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- [man] Please send that.
-Yeah, I'll buzz you in.
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[man] Don't go back to sleep.
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-I'm buzzing!
-[buzzing]
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[man approaching while talking]
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Guys, there's something
seriously wrong with my toilet.
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What? What is happening?
-No. Come on, I don't know
what to do, just look at it.
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It stinks.
Is it overflowing?
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[man] Jesus fuck, Jodie!
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[man 2] That's
actually impressive.
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[man] Oh, no, I was
not ready for this.
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What a log-- Good
for you, honey.
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[Jodie] I was saving it.
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Christ, Jodie, that
was very unnecessary.
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Maxwell was impressed.
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I bet he was. He
probably shits pellets.
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So, drinks, guys?
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[all] Yes.
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[man] Double. Are you
gonna shower? I want
to leave in like an hour.
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Yeah, I'm gonna shower.
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[man] Also, my cousin
Alicia is coming tonight, so,
let's be nice to her. K?
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What the fuck is that
supposed to mean?
I'm always fucking nice.
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[man] Shower!
I want to leave at 9!
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[door closes]
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[electronic music]
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Hey, bitch! I'm going
to the bathroom.
You want to come with?
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Yeah, I guess I kinda gotta pee.
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Whoo!
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Whoa.
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Whew! Girl, these rum and
cokes were making me have
to pee something crazy.
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Yeah-- they'll do that to you.
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Ugh! Oh, my god.
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This guy is blowing
me up right now.
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We just fucking matched--there
is an incubation period.
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God, have some chill, brother.
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You can't start blowing
me up two seconds later.
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I'm just not into it.
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I'm not down for that. You know
I'm not down like that.
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Do you get that? Like they think
you're going to drop everything
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and be ready for a date...
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Jodie?
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Jodie?
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Hey, where did you go?
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What?
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You left me in the bathroom.
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Oh, yeah, I was done, so I left.
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I'm sorry, did you need help?
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No. No, it's fine.
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It's cool.
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Okay. Sorry. Okay, sorry.
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[background music and talking]
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¶¶¶
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-[Pete] Oh.
-[man] Doing great.
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Yep. Let it out.
Let it all out.
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[Pete] I'm having fun!
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I shouldn't have had
so many piña coladas.
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You had the right amount
of piña coladas.
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-Here, drink some water.
-Let's-- let's dance.
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No, we're done.
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-We're done doing that.
-I like--
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Did you ever think about getting
an Aphrodite-type hairdo where
you look like a goddess?
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No, Pete, I haven't
thought about that.
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Why don't you drink some of
this water? Drink this water.
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Okay, does it have vodka in it?
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No, absolutely not.
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Oh, honey! Who put water-
who put water in there?
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Me, I put water in that.
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[coughing]
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[farting]
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Ugh.
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[crowd cheering]
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Wow, she's a lady.
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Yeah.
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00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:16,053
Nice shirt!
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What are you drinking?
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Still beer.
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00:29:19,024 --> 00:29:20,541
Ah, yeah, me, too.
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-Uh, if you need one take one.
-Oh, it's okay.
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No really, I'm here by myself.
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I don't need to
drink all of this.
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Shut up! I'm here by myself!
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I was just telling my friends
that I would be the only
loser here alone but...
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So where do you live?
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00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:34,438
Santa Clarita.
245
00:29:35,074 --> 00:29:36,373
I live in L.A.!
246
00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:38,075
-Crazy!
-Yeah, that's super close.
247
00:29:38,077 --> 00:29:44,782
You know I wanna say, uh,
I'm not a loser, I just couldn't
find anyone to come with me.
248
00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:48,185
Seriously? Did I hurt
your feelings?
249
00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:49,119
No.
250
00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:53,257
You couldn't get your
wife to come with you?
251
00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:54,491
I don't have a wife.
252
00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:56,927
You-- you look like
you would have a wife.
253
00:29:56,929 --> 00:29:57,995
Nope.
254
00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:01,331
I did.
255
00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:03,801
Did she divorce you
for wearing that shirt?
256
00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:05,803
You are being sarcastic.
257
00:30:06,272 --> 00:30:07,938
You're about to feel really bad.
258
00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:09,540
She's dead.
259
00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:11,241
Oh, fuck, I'm sorry.
260
00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:12,876
Eh, it's alright.
261
00:30:12,878 --> 00:30:15,345
It happened like two and
a half years ago, it's fine.
262
00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:23,353
So, you like Guns N' Roses.
263
00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:26,356
Yeah, fuck, yeah.
I mean I grew up with them.
264
00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:29,393
I fucking love them.
Axl is a God.
265
00:30:30,095 --> 00:30:33,597
I'm not a gay but he is the
sexiest lead singer out of
any of those fucking bands.
266
00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:36,083
No, totally.
267
00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:38,568
I've been in love with him
since I saw him on MTV
when I was like nine.
268
00:30:38,571 --> 00:30:40,537
He's legit the first man
I ever masturbated to.
269
00:30:40,539 --> 00:30:41,939
Sexy guy.
270
00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:43,240
Did you do the same thing?
271
00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:44,341
No, I did not.
272
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:45,843
So you're- you're not gay.
273
00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:47,277
No, I just told you
I had a wife.
274
00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:50,914
A lot of gay guys have wives.
275
00:30:50,915 --> 00:30:54,550
And also, we just bonded over
how sexy Axl is, and if someone
says aloud that they're not gay
276
00:30:54,553 --> 00:30:55,986
it's usually because
they're gay.
277
00:30:55,988 --> 00:31:01,058
It's just all my friends are
gay and I just instantly
lose attraction for someone
278
00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:03,894
if I get the slightest inkling
that they're even a little
bit into dudes.
279
00:31:03,896 --> 00:31:06,263
Well, I'm not. I don't
have a problem with it.
280
00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:08,298
So you've never had
a guy, like, suck your
dick or anything.
281
00:31:12,404 --> 00:31:13,387
Not even once.
282
00:31:13,388 --> 00:31:14,371
-I'm sorry- I'm
sorry- I'm sorry!
-[Dustin laughing]
283
00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:18,108
I have trust issues! I've-- It's
just-- then it's something that
284
00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:21,078
you can just never satisfy
in another person
and it's just, like,
285
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,147
I'm never gonna have
a dick, I'm so sorry.
286
00:31:30,956 --> 00:31:33,390
-So what do-- what do you do?
-Oh, I hate that question.
287
00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:35,492
Sorry.
288
00:31:35,493 --> 00:31:37,593
No it's fine, I just-- I hate
people's reaction to my answer.
289
00:31:38,197 --> 00:31:42,900
-What, do you work for
the IRS or something?
-No- uh, I'm a funeral director.
290
00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:44,234
-Oh shit, fuck!
-See!
291
00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:48,455
I mean I'm a travel nurse.
292
00:31:48,456 --> 00:31:51,507
So I spend most of my days
like up to my balls in blood,
and shit and bedpans.
293
00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:54,077
Well, we have that in common
except for the bedpans.
294
00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:56,146
Yeah, the shit just runs
right down the drain.
295
00:31:56,148 --> 00:31:57,898
Yeah we put everything
down there.
296
00:31:57,899 --> 00:31:59,649
It's really no different
than what someone
would flush down a toilet.
297
00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:02,503
-Oh, sick.
-[chuckles]
298
00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:05,355
I'm probably gonna wander into
the desert one day never to be
seen or heard from again.
299
00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:07,691
What do you mean the desert?
300
00:32:07,692 --> 00:32:10,026
Well, I'd rather be, like,
pecked by vultures or something
301
00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:12,529
rather than die in some
nightmare nursing home.
302
00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:14,498
I've- I've pretty much accepted
303
00:32:14,499 --> 00:32:16,466
that I'm just gonna
live the rest of my life
a lonely old lady.
304
00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:19,169
Like a old cat woman?
305
00:32:19,171 --> 00:32:22,039
No, not a cat lady because
I fucking hate animals.
306
00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:26,476
All they do is they piss
and shit in your house,
and they wanna be on you,
307
00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:30,180
and they cost you
money, it's just, no, I'm
gonna be like an old hag.
308
00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:32,566
Like a fag hag.
309
00:32:32,567 --> 00:32:34,951
Like, literally, all my friends
are giant 'mos, I'm telling you!
310
00:32:34,954 --> 00:32:38,588
Why do you think you're going
to spend the rest of your life
alone? You're a woman.
311
00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:41,525
You could just find some
random guy to be with
if you really wanted to.
312
00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:45,963
What do you think I spend
all of my time doing?
I can't find anybody.
313
00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:48,231
I guarantee you there are guys
out there that would be with you
314
00:32:48,233 --> 00:32:51,034
based off of just the fact
that you are any woman.
315
00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:53,704
Well, if there are,
I can't find them.
316
00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:56,707
I'm constantly being
rejected by women.
317
00:32:56,709 --> 00:33:00,677
Yeah, probably because you're
always going after the super
hot ones, like all men.
318
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,415
I'll never understand why
these hideous man-beasts
are chasing after model-types,
319
00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:06,450
like that's delusional.
320
00:33:06,452 --> 00:33:09,052
I don't go after
women like that.
321
00:33:09,054 --> 00:33:10,654
I go for women like you.
322
00:33:14,093 --> 00:33:15,325
A woman like me.
323
00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:17,094
Meaning what?
324
00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:21,231
Okay, let's not pretend
like you didn't just call me
a hideous man-beast.
325
00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:22,499
I was not talking about you!
326
00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,601
Well, I wasn't
talking about you!
327
00:33:26,138 --> 00:33:28,438
You said women like
me like not models.
328
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,974
Neither one of us
is a model, all right?
329
00:33:30,975 --> 00:33:33,509
So, let's not pretend like
either of us has anything
over on the other one.
330
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,479
Marilyn Monroe was a size 16!
331
00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:36,546
[chuckling] Okay...
332
00:33:38,584 --> 00:33:39,716
Fuck off.
333
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:47,491
Oh, my god.
334
00:33:49,762 --> 00:33:52,362
Oh! You're such a pussy!
335
00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:07,244
[laughing]
336
00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:14,711
Text Dustin, "Are
you in your room?"
337
00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:19,416
[sending text]
338
00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,472
[phone ringing]
339
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,579
Hey, it's Dustin.
340
00:35:49,581 --> 00:35:50,714
Leave a message.
341
00:35:56,622 --> 00:35:58,321
[phone ringing]
342
00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:10,800
-Hey, it's Dustin. Leave a message.
-What the fuck?
343
00:36:27,819 --> 00:36:30,420
Shit, shit.
344
00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:54,377
[phone ringing]
345
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:56,713
Hey, it's Dustin.
346
00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:57,781
Leave a message.
347
00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:04,821
Hey, um, so, um, I'm calling
just 'cause I'm here.
348
00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:13,763
Um, yeah, I- I was gonna drop
this stuff off so, hopefully,
you will feel better um,
349
00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:18,468
so, yeah, I just- I- I figured
I would drop them by, um,
350
00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:20,737
I'm not going
to stay or anything.
351
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:26,710
Uh, so, um, I'm gonna
hang out around my room
so just give me a call
352
00:37:26,712 --> 00:37:30,647
and I can drop this stuff by
and if you're feeling better
353
00:37:30,649 --> 00:37:37,554
you know maybe we can hang,
or not, whatever is cool
with me--either is fine.
354
00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:40,523
Okay--talk soon!
355
00:37:42,561 --> 00:37:45,962
Whoa! Okay, I don't
know what that was.
356
00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:50,667
Okay, um, okay b--
uh, okay-- okay, bye.
357
00:37:59,344 --> 00:38:00,443
Fuck!
358
00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:30,874
[switching channels]
359
00:38:35,314 --> 00:38:36,313
[turning off TV]
360
00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:53,530
[text alert]
361
00:39:00,105 --> 00:39:03,573
Fucking text threads!
I don't care!
362
00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:08,044
[text alerts]
363
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,567
Oh, wow!
364
00:39:31,636 --> 00:39:34,120
Is this a suite?
365
00:39:34,121 --> 00:39:36,605
Yeah, I'm treating myself,
no kids, no corpses.
366
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:38,742
You have kids?
367
00:39:38,744 --> 00:39:39,943
Yeah, three.
368
00:39:39,945 --> 00:39:43,813
Kaylee is 8, Davis
is 11 and Jay is 16.
369
00:39:43,815 --> 00:39:45,615
That explains the shirt, Dad.
370
00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:46,816
Would you stop it
with the shirt?
371
00:39:46,818 --> 00:39:48,885
It's really bad.
I'm trying to help you.
372
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,053
You want me to take it off?
373
00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:51,988
There.
374
00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:53,356
Oh.
375
00:39:53,357 --> 00:39:54,723
Now you don't have
to see it anymore.
376
00:39:57,796 --> 00:39:58,862
-Just...
-Help!
377
00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:00,663
Okay--Jesus. Slow down.
378
00:40:00,665 --> 00:40:03,833
-Shut up and show
me your thick rod!
-[Dustin chuckles]
379
00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:38,568
Oh.
380
00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:41,905
I have no blood.
381
00:40:43,742 --> 00:40:45,141
I need water.
382
00:41:22,681 --> 00:41:24,214
Oh, are we not doing that?
383
00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:26,216
[Dustin] Uh, what?
384
00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:28,685
[Jodie] Cuddling.
You don't want to spoon?
385
00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:31,654
[Dustin] Oh-- oh,
God, I feel like shit.
386
00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:34,824
Oh, god, my stomach.
387
00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:37,060
Are you okay?
388
00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:40,313
[vomiting]
389
00:41:40,314 --> 00:41:42,631
Oh, my, God! Here, let
me-- let me help you!
390
00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:44,200
No, I'm okay!
391
00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:46,736
No, seriously,
I'm an actual nurse.
Are you clammy?
392
00:41:46,738 --> 00:41:48,571
No seriously, I'm fine.
393
00:41:48,573 --> 00:41:50,507
Do you normally
get this hung over?
394
00:41:51,243 --> 00:41:53,110
No.
395
00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:54,978
Well, then maybe you
have a bug- or you're
probably dehydrated.
396
00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:57,080
I'm gonna be okay,
you should just go.
397
00:41:57,082 --> 00:41:58,114
I just need to feel sick.
398
00:41:58,116 --> 00:41:59,716
Okay, well let me just look--
399
00:41:59,718 --> 00:42:02,051
Oh, God-- really--
seriously-- no thanks.
400
00:42:02,053 --> 00:42:04,888
Sorry. Okay, well,
I could get you some
Pepto, or a sports drink,
401
00:42:04,890 --> 00:42:06,022
some electrolytes?
402
00:42:06,024 --> 00:42:07,924
Seriously, just go.
403
00:42:07,926 --> 00:42:10,760
I could drive you back
to L.A. if you don't feel
like you can--
404
00:42:10,762 --> 00:42:11,895
I flew.
405
00:42:11,897 --> 00:42:13,541
Ok.
406
00:42:13,542 --> 00:42:15,186
Well, I'm gonna go get
some supplies and
then I'll be right back.
407
00:42:15,187 --> 00:42:16,831
Honestly, I just need
to be by myself.
408
00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:18,902
No, I'm gonna be right back.
409
00:42:43,828 --> 00:42:45,962
[beeping]
410
00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:00,243
[phone ringing]
411
00:43:04,683 --> 00:43:05,982
Hey, Sis, what's up?
412
00:43:05,984 --> 00:43:08,084
[Christy speaking]
413
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:08,985
Yeah.
414
00:43:08,987 --> 00:43:13,156
No it's in the mail and
there's a card in there
for mom too so sign it.
415
00:43:15,694 --> 00:43:19,662
I'm good! I went to Guns
N' Roses last night.
416
00:43:19,664 --> 00:43:20,597
[Christy] Oh, how was it?
417
00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:21,764
Amazing.
418
00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:22,999
[Christy] Aw.
419
00:43:23,001 --> 00:43:25,201
Axl was so, so good.
420
00:43:25,203 --> 00:43:26,869
[Christy speaking]
421
00:43:26,871 --> 00:43:27,971
Yeah.
422
00:43:27,973 --> 00:43:29,205
[Christy speaking]
423
00:43:29,207 --> 00:43:30,006
Yeah.
424
00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:31,908
No it-- it was awesome.
425
00:43:31,910 --> 00:43:33,810
[Christy] Oh, good, good.
426
00:43:33,812 --> 00:43:36,179
So, guess what?
427
00:43:36,181 --> 00:43:37,347
[Christy] What?
428
00:43:37,849 --> 00:43:39,716
I met a boy.
429
00:43:39,718 --> 00:43:40,750
[Christy] You met a boy?
430
00:43:40,752 --> 00:43:42,118
Yeah, at the concert.
431
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,253
[Christy] Oh, Lord. I don't know about it.
432
00:43:44,255 --> 00:43:45,505
Oh, shut up!
433
00:43:45,506 --> 00:43:46,756
[Christy] You met him at the concert?
434
00:43:46,758 --> 00:43:48,425
Well, so what?
435
00:43:48,426 --> 00:43:50,093
[Christy] I hope he's not wild and crazy.
436
00:43:50,095 --> 00:43:54,030
No! No, he is nice!
He's a funeral director.
437
00:43:54,032 --> 00:43:55,765
[Christy laughing]
438
00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:57,667
Christy?
439
00:43:58,236 --> 00:43:59,802
Christy-- why is that funny?
440
00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:01,804
[Christy] Oh, my God. That is ridiculous.
441
00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:03,139
-No!
-[Christy] Does he have a wife?
442
00:44:03,141 --> 00:44:04,874
No! He doesn't have a wife.
443
00:44:04,876 --> 00:44:08,077
And you're about to feel
really bad because she's dead.
444
00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:09,746
-[Christy] Oh.
-Yeah, a lot of people
445
00:44:09,748 --> 00:44:12,115
don't find true love
until their second
marriages anyway.
446
00:44:13,385 --> 00:44:17,120
[Christy] Did you say that to him?
447
00:44:17,121 --> 00:44:20,856
No, I did not say that to him,
I just met him last night.
448
00:44:20,859 --> 00:44:23,660
[Christy] Well, don't come out so drunk. You're doing that thing.
449
00:44:23,662 --> 00:44:25,862
-I am not!
-[Christy] Jodie, come on.
450
00:44:25,864 --> 00:44:27,830
-You know how you get.
-I am not!
451
00:44:27,832 --> 00:44:30,133
[Christy] You're getting intense.
452
00:44:30,134 --> 00:44:32,435
You know I guess I thought
you'd be fucking excited for me
453
00:44:32,437 --> 00:44:36,305
because you're always
crawling up my fucking ass
about meeting someone.
454
00:44:36,307 --> 00:44:39,842
But I guess that's too much
to ask from my bitch sister.
455
00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:41,344
[Christy] Oh, fuck you, Jodie.
456
00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:43,346
No, fuck you!
457
00:44:43,347 --> 00:44:45,347
-Fuck you! You-- go
fold the fucking shirt!
- You need to...
458
00:44:46,885 --> 00:44:48,051
Fucking cunt.
459
00:45:25,323 --> 00:45:27,323
Hey, Dustin! Hey.
460
00:45:28,259 --> 00:45:31,227
I know you're in there!
Seriously, what the fuck?
461
00:45:31,763 --> 00:45:35,364
I brought you this stuff,
I just-- I want you to
feel better. I'm not crazy.
462
00:45:35,366 --> 00:45:36,899
Seriously, fuck!
463
00:45:37,936 --> 00:45:40,269
-Hey!
-Hey, I'm sorry,
uh, I have to go.
464
00:45:40,271 --> 00:45:41,871
Do you want me to drive
you to the airport?
465
00:45:41,873 --> 00:45:42,805
No, I have my car.
466
00:45:42,807 --> 00:45:44,373
Um, sorry-- family emergency.
467
00:45:44,375 --> 00:45:46,409
-You said you flew.
-Oh, weird.
468
00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:48,211
Well, do you want your bandana?
469
00:45:48,213 --> 00:45:50,480
You know what? You keep it.
470
00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:52,748
Keep it? What about
this stuff? Do you--
do you feel better?
471
00:45:52,751 --> 00:45:55,084
Uh, no, I'm good.
I hope everything
works out for you.
472
00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:58,154
You hope everything works
out for me? What the fuck
is that supposed to mean?
473
00:45:58,156 --> 00:46:00,190
Look, I don't know,
I'm just saying things.
474
00:46:00,191 --> 00:46:02,225
Alright? I-- I feel like shit,
my son broke his arm,
475
00:46:02,227 --> 00:46:04,393
I don't want your stuff,
I really have to go.
476
00:46:04,395 --> 00:46:06,929
Okay, well, why didn't you
just text me that? Like,
you could've just said,
477
00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:08,865
"Jodie, hey, great
time last night.
478
00:46:08,867 --> 00:46:10,833
My kid broke his arm.
Call me sometime."
479
00:46:10,835 --> 00:46:12,869
-That's not that hard!
-Cause I don't want
to do that, alright?
480
00:46:12,871 --> 00:46:14,170
I-- I don't want to get
into anything with you.
481
00:46:14,172 --> 00:46:16,339
Not right now, not for
the foreseeable future.
482
00:46:16,341 --> 00:46:20,209
Well, why didn't you just tell
me that instead of making up
some lie about your kid?
483
00:46:20,211 --> 00:46:21,544
-It's not a lie.
-Okay.
484
00:46:21,546 --> 00:46:24,046
It's not! Here... Fuck.
485
00:46:24,048 --> 00:46:25,782
There, my son broke
his arm, okay?
486
00:46:25,784 --> 00:46:27,416
-Okay, well, I believed you.
-Okay!
487
00:46:28,052 --> 00:46:29,218
Bye, Jode.
488
00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:32,555
You do not get to call me Jode.
489
00:46:32,557 --> 00:46:34,090
Bye, Ghost.
490
00:46:34,092 --> 00:46:37,360
Bye, Ghost! I didn't even
like you that much.
491
00:46:37,362 --> 00:46:40,196
I hope your son feels better
but not for you, for him!
492
00:46:40,198 --> 00:46:42,431
I hope that he feels better
and you feel bad.
493
00:46:42,433 --> 00:46:43,966
You fucking ghost!
494
00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:45,868
I'm, literally alive
and right here.
495
00:46:45,870 --> 00:46:48,404
You fucking banshee! Be gone!
496
00:46:48,406 --> 00:46:49,839
[Dustin] Jesus Christ.
497
00:46:52,577 --> 00:46:53,876
Ugh!
498
00:46:57,882 --> 00:46:59,282
[grunting]
499
00:47:09,561 --> 00:47:12,094
[breathing heavily]
500
00:49:06,244 --> 00:49:07,576
Oh, fuck!
501
00:49:50,621 --> 00:49:52,621
¶¶¶
502
00:50:41,305 --> 00:50:42,304
[turns off car]
503
00:51:41,699 --> 00:51:43,499
[screams]
504
00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:16,198
Do you smoke?
505
00:52:16,701 --> 00:52:18,400
Sometimes, sure, I'm down.
506
00:52:18,402 --> 00:52:19,268
Cool.
507
00:52:19,570 --> 00:52:21,437
Hey, can I borrow that?
508
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:25,341
Yes, but that is a very
special bandana.
509
00:52:25,343 --> 00:52:25,908
Why?
510
00:52:25,910 --> 00:52:30,846
I bought that for my first
Guns N' Roses concert when
I was thirteen in Chicago.
511
00:52:31,449 --> 00:52:34,150
My dad drove me down from--
We lived in Milwaukee-
512
00:52:34,152 --> 00:52:36,519
and he drove me all the way
down just to take me.
513
00:52:36,521 --> 00:52:39,655
He didn't even go, he just
dropped my off and hung
out at a Denny's.
514
00:52:39,657 --> 00:52:40,789
Sweet.
515
00:52:41,325 --> 00:52:42,691
Do you like being a dad?
516
00:52:42,693 --> 00:52:45,895
Of course. It's like the most
fulfilling thing in my life.
517
00:52:45,897 --> 00:52:47,363
I want to be a mom.
518
00:52:47,365 --> 00:52:51,267
Don't worry. I didn't poke holes
in the condom or anything.
519
00:52:51,269 --> 00:52:53,602
I did tie it off and put it in
the mini-fridge though.
520
00:52:53,604 --> 00:52:56,405
-What?
-I'm kidding! I'm not crazy.
521
00:52:57,341 --> 00:53:00,409
Sometimes I do worry
my uterus is just going to rot
522
00:53:00,411 --> 00:53:02,244
out before I find someone
to have kids with.
523
00:53:03,447 --> 00:53:06,815
Having kids either
makes you more selfish
or completely selfless.
524
00:53:06,817 --> 00:53:07,917
Which one are you?
525
00:53:07,919 --> 00:53:11,520
Uh, fuck, I guess that's
not entirely accurate.
526
00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:13,455
I guess sometimes
you feel both.
527
00:53:13,457 --> 00:53:16,692
You know sometimes
you lie so you can smoke
a joint and jerk off
528
00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:19,395
instead of going to your
daughter's softball game,
529
00:53:19,397 --> 00:53:21,530
other times you take
a bullet for them.
530
00:53:23,267 --> 00:53:24,700
Maybe it's a sliding scale.
531
00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:27,803
I think I'd be more selfless.
532
00:53:29,207 --> 00:53:31,707
I feel less anxious when
I'm thinking about things
that aren't myself.
533
00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:33,776
What's that called?
Externa-- externalizing.
534
00:53:35,413 --> 00:53:37,379
What about your wife?
What was she?
535
00:53:40,751 --> 00:53:42,851
Oh, bad question.
536
00:53:42,853 --> 00:53:44,820
It's fine, we don't
have to talk about.
537
00:53:44,822 --> 00:53:45,754
No, it's fine.
538
00:53:45,756 --> 00:53:48,958
Um, yeah, she was more selfish.
539
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:50,726
You know, she'd like disappear.
540
00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:53,495
Drinking and sleeping basically.
541
00:53:53,497 --> 00:53:55,664
-Was she an alcoholic?
-Yeah, big time.
542
00:53:55,666 --> 00:53:57,733
-I'm sorry.
-Eh, was what it was.
543
00:53:57,735 --> 00:53:59,368
Nothing to do about it now.
544
00:54:03,608 --> 00:54:05,708
Do you mind if I ask
how she happened?
545
00:54:05,710 --> 00:54:08,244
How she happened?
Like how she died?
546
00:54:08,246 --> 00:54:09,778
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, I'm stoned.
547
00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:12,381
Uh, yeah, she killed herself.
548
00:54:12,383 --> 00:54:13,616
Fuck.
549
00:54:13,618 --> 00:54:15,651
But I don't think
she actually meant to.
550
00:54:18,656 --> 00:54:22,074
Excuse me?
551
00:54:22,075 --> 00:54:25,493
-You want the story, huh?
-I mean, no, we don't have to
talk about it, but, yeah, kinda.
552
00:54:25,496 --> 00:54:26,695
Alright.
553
00:54:26,697 --> 00:54:32,334
Uh, so I came home from work,
I was working on this girl who
had been in an accident and-
554
00:54:32,336 --> 00:54:33,535
uh, it was bad.
555
00:54:33,537 --> 00:54:34,470
How bad?
556
00:54:34,472 --> 00:54:37,540
Like, really bad.
557
00:54:37,541 --> 00:54:40,609
Jay was thirteen at the time,
I come in, "Where's mom?"
"Oh, she's taking a bath."
558
00:54:41,345 --> 00:54:44,480
Go up to check on her,
figuring I'm gonna
find her plastered
559
00:54:44,482 --> 00:54:46,715
and then an argument
is gonna ensue.
560
00:54:47,318 --> 00:54:51,553
I go in, she's laying in
the bath, candles
all over the bathroom.
561
00:54:52,890 --> 00:54:55,391
She drank six bottles of wine.
562
00:54:56,927 --> 00:55:01,330
She passed out, slipped
under the water. It was red.
563
00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:03,632
I thought she had
slit her wrists.
564
00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:07,936
It was wine, one of those giant
glasses, you know, that
fits the whole bottle?
565
00:55:10,708 --> 00:55:14,810
Candles were so close to the
curtains, anything could have
just caught them on fire,
566
00:55:14,812 --> 00:55:16,545
set the whole house on fire.
567
00:55:16,547 --> 00:55:18,347
She could've killed the kids.
568
00:55:18,683 --> 00:55:20,416
It's heavy.
569
00:55:20,985 --> 00:55:22,351
Was she depressed?
570
00:55:22,353 --> 00:55:24,820
Fuck, yeah, she was depressed.
571
00:55:30,561 --> 00:55:33,729
Have you been in a
relationship since then?
572
00:55:33,731 --> 00:55:36,065
No but it doesn't mean
I haven't dealt with it.
573
00:55:36,067 --> 00:55:37,733
No, of course.
574
00:55:39,537 --> 00:55:40,602
What about you?
575
00:55:40,938 --> 00:55:42,571
-A relationship?
-Yeah.
576
00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:44,840
Nursing school.
577
00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:49,611
But really that was more of
a setup where we slept in the
same bed and we had sex...
578
00:55:50,614 --> 00:55:53,165
He sounded like a frog.
579
00:55:53,166 --> 00:55:55,717
He was like [with funny
voice] "Jodie, you need to
pay this month's rent.
580
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:58,621
Please write a check."
581
00:55:58,622 --> 00:56:01,523
-What frog sounds like that?
-No, I don't know, but it
was-- that was close.
582
00:56:03,627 --> 00:56:06,595
And now it's like the only men
who can stand me are gay.
583
00:56:06,597 --> 00:56:10,766
Sometimes I think I should
just transition into being
a bear but it's like,
584
00:56:10,768 --> 00:56:14,436
that's not now trans
works and also I'm not
attracted to gay men so.
585
00:56:14,438 --> 00:56:15,571
What's a bear?
586
00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:17,573
It's a big hairy gay man.
587
00:56:17,575 --> 00:56:18,841
Would I be a bear?
588
00:56:18,843 --> 00:56:20,542
-Absolutely.
-Huh.
589
00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:23,729
And I don't know why
I am so worried about it.
590
00:56:23,730 --> 00:56:25,580
My sisters are married and
they're fucking miserable.
591
00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:26,749
Why?
592
00:56:26,751 --> 00:56:30,219
Well, one of them
lives in Michigan.
593
00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:33,688
And her husband expects her to
just sit at home, and cook, and
clean, and have sex with him,
594
00:56:33,691 --> 00:56:35,891
even though he's
gotten really fat
595
00:56:35,892 --> 00:56:38,092
and he doesn't do
anything to try to look
like a decent human being.
596
00:56:38,095 --> 00:56:41,830
And she, like, lives for
this middle-school drama.
597
00:56:41,832 --> 00:56:45,401
Shoot me if that is ever
the highlight of my life.
598
00:56:46,137 --> 00:56:51,940
And the other one is engaged
to this man whose only
passion is hunting arrowheads,
599
00:56:51,942 --> 00:56:56,145
and also, he calls
watching their children
alone babysitting.
600
00:56:58,482 --> 00:57:00,582
It's like some men
are such man-babies.
601
00:57:00,584 --> 00:57:04,052
Like they're completely
incapable of taking
care of themselves,
602
00:57:04,054 --> 00:57:06,989
and they expect just
because they make just
a little bit of money
603
00:57:06,991 --> 00:57:09,758
that they should just
act like an invalid
604
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:13,595
who needs to be waited on,
hand and foot, whenever
they're not at work
605
00:57:13,597 --> 00:57:17,166
and that none of their
decisions or opinions
are to be challenged.
606
00:57:17,168 --> 00:57:20,553
And it's just, like, wake up!
607
00:57:20,554 --> 00:57:23,939
And, honestly, I haven't met
a straight man lately who's
not a complete dick...
608
00:57:24,842 --> 00:57:26,708
A guy called me pig hag!
609
00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:29,378
Pig hag?
610
00:57:29,379 --> 00:57:32,047
Yeah! Because we were supposed
to go bowling together
and I slept through my alarm
611
00:57:32,049 --> 00:57:35,651
because I'd had three
all-night shifts in a row.
612
00:57:35,653 --> 00:57:38,187
But then it's like he goes
completely bonkers on me!
613
00:57:38,189 --> 00:57:43,091
And then, suddenly
I am the bipolar,
lonely, pig hag cunt,
614
00:57:43,093 --> 00:57:45,561
and I need to go hang
out with my gays.
615
00:57:45,563 --> 00:57:46,962
I had to block him.
616
00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:48,730
Jesus, that's terrible.
617
00:57:48,732 --> 00:57:50,032
Yeah, I'm almost out of blocks.
618
00:57:50,034 --> 00:57:51,500
You can run out of blocks?
619
00:57:51,502 --> 00:57:52,801
Yeah, it's fucked!
620
00:57:57,541 --> 00:57:58,841
Pig hag?
621
00:58:00,678 --> 00:58:02,110
-[Dustin laughing]
-Stop.
622
00:58:02,112 --> 00:58:05,614
-Stop!
-I'm sorry that that
happened to you!
623
00:58:05,616 --> 00:58:08,050
-No, it's cool.
-No! It's not, men can be awful.
624
00:58:08,919 --> 00:58:10,719
I'm sure I've been awful.
625
00:58:10,721 --> 00:58:11,854
Probably.
626
00:58:11,856 --> 00:58:13,789
Probably will be awful again.
627
00:58:14,758 --> 00:58:17,226
Well, don't be awful to me.
628
00:58:18,162 --> 00:58:20,496
If I'm bad you can
always block me.
629
00:58:20,498 --> 00:58:24,766
I'm-- I'm almost out
of blocks, that's a ter--
That's a terrible idea.
630
00:58:54,932 --> 00:58:56,732
¶¶¶
631
00:59:13,083 --> 00:59:15,050
[unlocking door]
632
00:59:25,696 --> 00:59:27,062
[text alert]
633
01:00:33,797 --> 01:00:35,163
[sending text]
634
01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:25,040
[phone ringing]
635
01:02:37,387 --> 01:02:39,221
-Hello?
-[man] Hey, girl.
636
01:02:40,257 --> 01:02:42,007
[man speaking]
637
01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:43,758
-Yeah, I'm fine. I--
- [man] What's wrong?
638
01:02:43,761 --> 01:02:44,960
Um-- no, I'm fine.
639
01:02:44,962 --> 01:02:49,197
I've just been really busy
working and hermiting.
640
01:02:49,199 --> 01:02:53,401
[man speaking]
641
01:02:53,403 --> 01:02:56,538
Yeah, you-- you--
Yeah, you can come over.
642
01:02:56,540 --> 01:03:00,008
-Yeah, come over.
Come over.
- [man] Okay. Thanks.
643
01:03:18,896 --> 01:03:20,195
Oh, look, she's alive.
644
01:03:20,196 --> 01:03:21,495
We seriously thought
you were dead, bitch.
645
01:03:21,498 --> 01:03:24,900
-I'm not.
-Honey, why does it
smell like this in here?
646
01:03:24,902 --> 01:03:26,101
Rotisserie chicken.
647
01:03:26,103 --> 01:03:27,970
Okay, Brittany Murphy.
648
01:03:27,971 --> 01:03:29,838
What is going on?
Did something happen
with the Guns N' Roses guy?
649
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:32,073
You haven't answered
any of the threads
or a single phone call.
650
01:03:32,075 --> 01:03:34,176
You haven't posted about
it on Facebook either.
651
01:03:34,178 --> 01:03:36,278
Yeah, cut this shit.
What happened?
652
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:37,379
Regale us.
653
01:03:37,381 --> 01:03:42,951
Okay, so, basically,
I met this guy after the
Guns N' Roses concert,
654
01:03:42,953 --> 01:03:46,021
and he just comes up
to me and he starts talking
to me about my outfit
655
01:03:46,023 --> 01:03:48,323
because we're wearing
matching bandanas or whatever.
656
01:03:48,325 --> 01:03:50,559
But then he ends up
being like really nice.
657
01:03:50,561 --> 01:03:52,360
We spend the whole
night together.
658
01:03:52,362 --> 01:03:53,495
He's a funeral director.
659
01:03:53,497 --> 01:03:55,898
That's so hot.
660
01:03:55,899 --> 01:03:58,300
So we meet, we hang around,
and then we end up
going back to his hotel room,
661
01:03:58,302 --> 01:04:01,403
where we bang,
but then he tells me
all about his dead wife.
662
01:04:01,405 --> 01:04:04,372
-Oh, fuck!
-Yeah, apparently, she
was like a huge alcoholic.
663
01:04:04,374 --> 01:04:08,443
She like, drowned
in the bathtub and she
lit the house on fire
664
01:04:08,445 --> 01:04:10,245
-while their kids
were inside of it.
-What?
665
01:04:10,247 --> 01:04:12,959
Yeah, I don't remember
all of the details
666
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:15,672
because I was a little stoned
when he was explaining it.
667
01:04:15,673 --> 01:04:18,385
But then, I end up comforting
him, and then we bang again!
And I kissed him.
668
01:04:18,388 --> 01:04:19,487
You kissed him?
669
01:04:19,489 --> 01:04:21,923
Yeah, I ended up sleeping there.
670
01:04:21,925 --> 01:04:25,327
And the next morning I was
like cuddling with him, like
I'm-- like I'm spooning him,
671
01:04:25,329 --> 01:04:27,629
and he's like, "No, no,
don't touch me I'm sick."
672
01:04:27,631 --> 01:04:30,065
Well, was he actually sick?
673
01:04:30,067 --> 01:04:31,667
Well, I did watch him throw up.
674
01:04:31,668 --> 01:04:33,268
[Pete] Well maybe he
was legitimately sick, girl.
675
01:04:33,270 --> 01:04:36,605
Okay, well, I offered
to take care of him like
hello I'm a fucking nurse!
676
01:04:36,607 --> 01:04:38,440
But he was like,
"No, no, I'm good."
677
01:04:38,442 --> 01:04:41,142
Like he, basically, yelled
and screamed at me to go.
678
01:04:41,144 --> 01:04:45,513
And then, I'm like, "I can
drive you back to L.A. if
you're sick," but he ghosted.
679
01:04:45,515 --> 01:04:50,018
Like, I called him, and I texted
him, and I called him again,
but it went to voicemail.
680
01:04:50,020 --> 01:04:51,453
I didn't leave a voicemail.
681
01:04:51,455 --> 01:04:52,988
It's just, he never responded.
682
01:04:52,990 --> 01:04:55,490
-Okay.
-Well, that's the problem.
683
01:04:55,492 --> 01:04:57,158
[Jodie] What?
What's the problem?
684
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,526
You cared, honey.
685
01:04:58,528 --> 01:05:00,712
[Jodie] I cared?
686
01:05:00,713 --> 01:05:02,897
Yeah, you freaked him
out, you were willing
to do too much too fast.
687
01:05:02,900 --> 01:05:07,002
Okay, basically, the way
relationships work now is that
whoever cares more loses
688
01:05:07,004 --> 01:05:08,303
and becomes unattractive
to the other party.
689
01:05:08,305 --> 01:05:10,105
Okay, well, that makes
zero fucking sense.
690
01:05:10,107 --> 01:05:12,240
Yeah, well, that's why you're
not supposed to respond
691
01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:13,942
to guy's texts that
you like right away.
692
01:05:13,944 --> 01:05:16,678
If I'm interested, why
would I wait? That's stupid.
693
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:21,283
No, girl. Now I start any
conversation with a man
by saying I'm not interested,
694
01:05:21,285 --> 01:05:24,486
and I have never pulled in
more solid sevens in my life.
695
01:05:24,488 --> 01:05:26,922
Hot men. Fresh men.
696
01:05:26,924 --> 01:05:28,690
That's bullshit. I was
just trying to be nice.
697
01:05:28,692 --> 01:05:31,159
We had sex, we talked
about personal stuff.
698
01:05:31,161 --> 01:05:32,661
I don't want to marry
him or something.
699
01:05:32,663 --> 01:05:35,030
-But don't you?
-No! I barely know him.
700
01:05:35,032 --> 01:05:37,532
Well, did you talk to him
about being alone
for the rest of your life?
701
01:05:37,534 --> 01:05:39,067
I mean we got pretty deep.
702
01:05:39,069 --> 01:05:40,969
He was telling me
about his dead wife.
703
01:05:40,971 --> 01:05:42,321
That's a lot.
704
01:05:42,322 --> 01:05:43,672
He sensed that you
were getting too invested.
705
01:05:43,674 --> 01:05:45,240
Like, you were too
eager to be a thing.
706
01:05:45,242 --> 01:05:47,943
Well, he could've just told
me that! He ghosted.
707
01:05:47,945 --> 01:05:49,377
I felt like a fucking idiot.
708
01:05:49,379 --> 01:05:52,314
I spent all day wondering
what the fuck went wrong.
709
01:05:52,316 --> 01:05:55,417
And the really fucked up
thing is I really liked him.
710
01:05:55,419 --> 01:05:57,552
He was funny, and we got along.
711
01:05:57,554 --> 01:06:02,691
We had shit in common,
like, literally shit and feces
and he had a thick rod,
712
01:06:02,693 --> 01:06:04,459
and I didn't hate kissing him.
713
01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:08,596
So, yeah, maybe I did want
to see him again, so what?
714
01:06:08,598 --> 01:06:12,100
When people like each
other, don't they wanna
see each other again?
715
01:06:12,102 --> 01:06:15,337
Like, why can't
I say what I feel?
716
01:06:15,338 --> 01:06:18,573
Why can't I say "I like you"
without, apparently, being
some fucking crazy person?
717
01:06:19,609 --> 01:06:22,544
Because straight men are
fucking garbage! That's why.
718
01:06:22,546 --> 01:06:26,614
They can't express their
feelings, or have anyone else
express feelings at them,
719
01:06:26,616 --> 01:06:29,050
let alone giving
a fuck about them!
720
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:35,090
You've ruined me! My gays
have ruined me! I'm ruined!
721
01:06:35,092 --> 01:06:38,493
-Hush your mouth.
-No, I'm too used to men
expressing their feelings
722
01:06:38,495 --> 01:06:42,063
and caring about my opinions
and then letting me speak!
723
01:06:42,065 --> 01:06:45,567
On a date, I can't get
out a sentence without
being interrupted!
724
01:06:45,569 --> 01:06:48,603
I mean what the fuck?
725
01:06:48,604 --> 01:06:51,638
Honey! You don't think
from time to time we've been
reckless with men's hearts?
726
01:06:52,175 --> 01:06:54,342
We treat you with respect
because you're our friend
727
01:06:54,344 --> 01:06:55,677
and that's what friends
do for each other.
728
01:06:55,679 --> 01:06:57,445
A guy called me pig hag.
729
01:06:57,447 --> 01:06:58,646
-Uh...
-What?
730
01:06:58,648 --> 01:07:02,784
Do you guys walk around
just calling people pig hag?
731
01:07:03,286 --> 01:07:05,253
Pig hag?
732
01:07:05,255 --> 01:07:06,454
No.
733
01:07:06,456 --> 01:07:10,375
Not unless someone wants me to.
734
01:07:10,376 --> 01:07:14,295
Yeah, and fat, and lonely,
and bipolar, and cunt, because
I slept through a fucking date.
735
01:07:14,297 --> 01:07:15,463
That's crazy.
736
01:07:15,465 --> 01:07:17,332
Yeah, and the really
fucked up part is
737
01:07:17,334 --> 01:07:21,069
is after he spends like three
days textually harassing me
738
01:07:21,071 --> 01:07:25,073
he sends me a message
like, "Hey, let's start
over and hang out."
739
01:07:25,075 --> 01:07:28,109
Like, motherfucker, I am
about to file a police report!
740
01:07:28,111 --> 01:07:30,145
First of all, that's terrible,
block his number immediately.
741
01:07:30,147 --> 01:07:31,579
I'm almost out of blocks!
742
01:07:32,082 --> 01:07:34,315
Okay, look at me, listen to me.
743
01:07:34,317 --> 01:07:38,787
This man, this Guns N' Roses
man, funeral director,
he is not the end-all be-all.
744
01:07:38,789 --> 01:07:40,622
Yeah, you've got
to pump the brakes.
745
01:07:40,624 --> 01:07:43,324
I mean this is exciting
but it's sad, too.
746
01:07:43,326 --> 01:07:45,593
I think you might be setting the
stakes a little bit too high up.
747
01:07:45,595 --> 01:07:49,264
I mean, just cause it might not
work out with this guy doesn't
mean you're gonna end alone.
748
01:07:49,266 --> 01:07:52,233
It's not that serious. There's
other fish in the sea, girl.
749
01:07:52,235 --> 01:07:57,072
It's-- I'm just-- I'm fucking
lonely! You know dating
is really fucking hard.
750
01:07:57,074 --> 01:08:01,509
I'm thirty-six! I'm like
five years away from
being someone's weird aunt.
751
01:08:01,511 --> 01:08:04,846
And I just-- I'm not
ready to be that person
at family gatherings
752
01:08:04,848 --> 01:08:08,450
that everybody feels sorry
for because they know I don't
have anywhere else to go.
753
01:08:08,452 --> 01:08:10,636
Girl, we are all lonely.
754
01:08:10,637 --> 01:08:12,821
Don't try to be in a
relationship just to
be in a relationship.
755
01:08:12,823 --> 01:08:15,190
Not a one of us has a
significant other right now.
756
01:08:15,192 --> 01:08:17,492
No, it's a different
for you, you're gay.
757
01:08:17,494 --> 01:08:22,297
And also, lies! I see you
all on your phones
with boys all the time.
758
01:08:22,299 --> 01:08:24,449
Not really,
it's all an illusion.
759
01:08:24,450 --> 01:08:26,600
Just because we're texting
men all the time and
getting loads up the ass
760
01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:28,269
doesn't mean
we're not lonely.
761
01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:30,255
Okay, well,
I would settle for that.
762
01:08:30,256 --> 01:08:32,240
So you guys have to help me
take sexy pics for my profile.
763
01:08:32,242 --> 01:08:34,459
Girl, no.
764
01:08:34,460 --> 01:08:36,677
Yes! Come on! I want
to do revolving dick door.
765
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:38,746
It's not fair, you get to do it.
766
01:08:38,748 --> 01:08:42,650
I have not played ass up
door open in a long time,
for your information.
767
01:08:42,652 --> 01:08:45,887
And I don't really think
that this is the answer.
768
01:08:45,888 --> 01:08:49,123
I mean, you love to travel!
You were in Morocco and
Spain last year alone, bitch.
769
01:08:49,126 --> 01:08:51,343
What about the RV?
770
01:08:51,344 --> 01:08:53,561
No, my sister was right,
that's fucking stupid, and
I don't wanna talk about it!
771
01:08:53,563 --> 01:08:55,530
Seriously dude,
this is not the answer.
772
01:08:55,532 --> 01:08:57,499
If you think revolving
dick door is gonna
make you feel better
773
01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:59,467
-you're out of your
fucking mind.
-Oh, shut up, Nate.
774
01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:02,537
Why are you talking like
you have any fucking
moral high ground?
775
01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:05,273
You get your asshole blown
out every fucking weekend
776
01:09:05,275 --> 01:09:06,708
because you're
shit-house wasted.
777
01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:08,376
Accurate, but unacceptable.
778
01:09:09,446 --> 01:09:10,678
Take pics now.
779
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:13,948
Oh, my God.
780
01:09:13,949 --> 01:09:17,217
I'm gonna say,
"Thirty-six, fat ass, ass up,
door open, Buzz 585."
781
01:09:17,220 --> 01:09:20,555
-Maxwell, how should I be?
-Um, I don't know,
I would just do like,
782
01:09:20,557 --> 01:09:22,490
whatever you wanna be
serving when they get here.
783
01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:23,458
-Maxwell!
-What?
784
01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:24,559
Shut up, Nate!
785
01:09:26,296 --> 01:09:28,696
Yeah, so like, I don't
know, just like, bend over,
786
01:09:28,698 --> 01:09:32,167
tooch your ass up,
and just, like work, bitch.
787
01:09:32,702 --> 01:09:35,203
-That's how we're working it?
-Yeah, don't show my face.
788
01:09:35,205 --> 01:09:36,304
Kay.
789
01:09:41,311 --> 01:09:43,178
[taking picture]
790
01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:45,046
I don't think I like
what I'm seeing.
791
01:09:45,047 --> 01:09:46,914
Yeah, as a former face-down
ass-up queen I do
not condone this.
792
01:09:46,917 --> 01:09:49,751
This is a micro solution
to a macro problem.
793
01:09:49,753 --> 01:09:52,253
You cannot fill the void
in your life with dicks.
794
01:09:52,255 --> 01:09:55,073
We've tried!
795
01:09:55,074 --> 01:09:57,892
And you cannot fill it with
someone meaningful until
you yourself feel meaningful.
796
01:09:57,894 --> 01:09:59,661
Yeah, Jodie, you can't
go walking down the street
797
01:09:59,663 --> 01:10:02,263
requiring every man you see
to validate your parking.
798
01:10:02,265 --> 01:10:04,199
You need to validate
your own parking, okay?
799
01:10:04,201 --> 01:10:07,502
Having ten dicks inside
of you is guaranteed to
not make you feel better.
800
01:10:09,406 --> 01:10:10,471
Are you listening?
801
01:10:10,473 --> 01:10:12,740
Yes, ten dicks. Got it.
802
01:10:12,742 --> 01:10:14,576
-I got it.
-Great.
803
01:10:15,445 --> 01:10:17,378
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, guys.
804
01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:19,781
I'm sorry, Nate, for
what I said before.
805
01:10:19,783 --> 01:10:21,749
I get it, I do, I get it.
806
01:10:21,751 --> 01:10:24,519
I don't need a man, but I just-
807
01:10:24,521 --> 01:10:27,322
I feel like I will feel better
if I get fucked right now.
808
01:10:27,324 --> 01:10:30,625
And I just-- I need you
guys to just not judge me.
809
01:10:30,627 --> 01:10:31,960
Alright girl, live your truth.
810
01:10:31,962 --> 01:10:36,297
Just keep your phone near you
and text us if things get weird.
811
01:10:52,315 --> 01:10:53,748
[knocking on door]
812
01:11:17,407 --> 01:11:18,573
Come in!
813
01:11:20,644 --> 01:11:22,310
[opening door]
814
01:11:23,480 --> 01:11:24,712
[closing door]
815
01:12:43,827 --> 01:12:45,126
[man] Thanks.
816
01:12:51,534 --> 01:12:53,000
[Jodie] You're welcome.
817
01:12:59,976 --> 01:13:01,709
[knocking on door]
818
01:13:06,649 --> 01:13:09,550
[opening and closing door]
819
01:13:49,692 --> 01:13:51,459
[flipping a condom]
820
01:13:54,998 --> 01:13:56,464
[moaning]
821
01:14:17,987 --> 01:14:20,588
[panting]
822
01:14:26,896 --> 01:14:28,796
[taking off condom]
823
01:14:49,619 --> 01:14:51,252
[knocking on door]
824
01:14:54,858 --> 01:14:56,557
[opening door]
825
01:15:06,769 --> 01:15:08,703
[man] You've got a great ass.
826
01:15:09,005 --> 01:15:09,904
[Jodie] Thanks.
827
01:15:09,906 --> 01:15:13,140
-[man] Are you ready?
Can I just...
-[Jodie] Yeah.
828
01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:23,551
[man] Is it okay if
I turn on the light?
829
01:15:24,554 --> 01:15:25,520
[Jodie] Yeah.
830
01:15:31,561 --> 01:15:32,860
So, I'm just gonna...
831
01:15:32,862 --> 01:15:34,228
-Yep.
-Mm-hm.
832
01:15:34,731 --> 01:15:36,130
[taking condom]
833
01:15:36,833 --> 01:15:38,266
Okay, I'm just gonna...
834
01:15:42,572 --> 01:15:43,704
Ahh.
835
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:45,907
Ah, yeah.
836
01:15:49,012 --> 01:15:50,778
Is that okay? Does it feel good?
837
01:15:50,780 --> 01:15:51,646
Mm-hm.
838
01:15:51,648 --> 01:15:52,680
Okay, good.
839
01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:54,181
I want you to feel good.
840
01:15:57,120 --> 01:16:00,655
Ah-- ah yeah, uh-- Can I, uh...
841
01:16:01,190 --> 01:16:02,690
Can I ask you a weird question?
842
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:05,059
Mm-Hm?
843
01:16:05,061 --> 01:16:06,994
Can... can I see your face?
844
01:16:09,299 --> 01:16:11,599
-Will you turn over?
-Yeah, sure. Sure.
845
01:16:15,004 --> 01:16:16,237
Oh.
846
01:16:21,711 --> 01:16:22,743
Wow.
847
01:16:23,713 --> 01:16:25,112
You're beautiful.
848
01:16:25,982 --> 01:16:27,148
Thanks.
849
01:16:27,650 --> 01:16:28,983
Ah, yeah.
850
01:16:29,586 --> 01:16:31,686
Oh, ah.
851
01:16:32,021 --> 01:16:33,688
Oh, ah.
852
01:16:33,690 --> 01:16:34,989
Oh, yeah.
853
01:16:34,991 --> 01:16:36,591
Okay.
854
01:16:36,593 --> 01:16:39,727
Okay-- I'm gonna...
I'm gonna... I'm gonna...
855
01:16:39,729 --> 01:16:43,331
Ah-- ah-- Ah! Ah.
856
01:16:44,267 --> 01:16:45,866
Oh.
857
01:16:45,868 --> 01:16:48,035
[panting]
858
01:16:54,611 --> 01:16:55,776
Ah, yeah.
859
01:17:36,819 --> 01:17:40,755
Would you, um, wanna stay
and watch a movie or something?
860
01:17:50,033 --> 01:17:53,100
[chuckling] Oh...
861
01:17:57,807 --> 01:17:59,206
[opening door]
862
01:17:59,942 --> 01:18:01,108
[closing door]
863
01:19:54,090 --> 01:19:55,156
Fuck!
864
01:20:07,069 --> 01:20:09,804
[crying]
865
01:21:15,471 --> 01:21:17,605
¶¶¶
866
01:22:59,208 --> 01:23:02,042
¶¶¶
867
01:23:53,562 --> 01:23:55,195
[music ends]
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