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You have terrible taste, Jean.
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Had.
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You married a huge jerk
who didn't deserve you,
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and then you died.
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Another... poor choice,
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leaving me alone in Kentucky.
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If there is a reason for
me to keep on living,
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y-you have to... send me a sign.
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- ♪ Hallelujah ♪
- Oh, jeez.
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♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪
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♪ Hallelujah ♪
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Nope. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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This will not be the last
thing that I hear on Earth.
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♪ For the Lord God ♪
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♪ Omnipotent reigneth ♪
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- No, stop!
- ♪ Hallelujah... ♪
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This is unacceptable.
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Piano girl, you're ♪ sliding up ♪
to each note,
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which ruins the listening experience.
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Diet Vin Diesel, stand up straight
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so we can hear you.
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Porno Mister Rogers,
do you have a bug in your ear?
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- No.
- Then don't do that.
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Whitney Houston, we have a problem.
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Your confidence exceeds your talents.
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Snake Tattoo, George Frideric Handel
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didn't know anyone named Hal.
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What?
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It's not ♪ Hal-li-loo-yer ♪
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It's Hall-lay-loo-ya!
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Open vowels.
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You've heard of vowels.
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They're the things that Pat
Sajak makes you pay for.
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Oh, dang. He didn't get to finish.
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Hallelujah.
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_
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Is this hell?
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I guess I had that coming.
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That was quite a bender
you were on, Art.
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It's Arthur. How do you know my name?
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We looked through your wallet
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after we wrestled your pants off.
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You peed so much.
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Now you put up quite a fight.
Luckily, I'm huge.
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I shouldn't be here.
I'm gonna get my pants and go.
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Wait. We're getting ready
for a choir competition.
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- We need your help.
- Yeah.
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Just think of it as community service.
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This is my wife's community,
not mine, and I'm retired.
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"Arthur Cochran,
chair of Princeton's music department,
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"also known for throwing chairs,
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resigned after a wave
of student complaints."
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This is a generation
of delicate snowflakes
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and terrible chair duckers.
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Just give us 20 minutes.
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It'll be that long before
your pants are dry.
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All right. Step in.
Let's get this over with.
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One-time music lesson.
Posture is everything.
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Neck back, head forward and up.
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Imagine there is a string
coming out of the top
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of your head and you're...
It's imaginary...
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And your body is dangling like a puppet.
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Like Pinocchio,
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or as my father-slash-homeroom
teacher called it,
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- "Lying Child Gets What He Deserves."
- What does he...
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Reverend Jax was raised by missionaries.
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His family watched American movies,
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but they gave 'em all new titles
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to teach moral lessons.
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Yeah, he's seen every
movie Tom Hanks made.
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He's so good in "Don't Get Aids."
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Great, I'm glad you're getting
the word out on that.
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Let's try a chord.
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- ♪ C... E ♪
- ♪ E ♪
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- ♪ G ♪
- Stop, stop, stop.
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Close your eyes.
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Singing is about being
so utterly in sync
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that you don't know
where one person ends
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and the other begins.
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So we will inhale together
and on the exhale, we...
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- ♪ C ♪
- ALL: ♪ C ♪
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♪ E ♪
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♪ G ♪
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Holy crap, that's black magic!
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I knew it was real.
This guy's the devil.
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This is awesome!
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Look, I got chicken skin.
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It's a sign you were
sent here to help us.
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No, I don't believe in signs.
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Hey! Don't tow that!
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Hey! Hey!
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No, that's... that's my car!
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That's my car. Ow... hot!
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- Ouch, ow!
- You don't believe in signs?
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Well, what about the one that says,
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"No parking, tow zone"?
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I didn't think it'd be my problem.
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I thought they'd be
harvesting my organs by now.
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Well, since you still have your stomach,
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wanna fill it with a biscuit?
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That's toast.
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"Whitney Houston" ran out of biscuits.
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Here, take mine.
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It'd be a sin to leave the Moonbow
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without tasting one of those.
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You're giving me your biscuit?
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What are you selling?
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God's love, but that's free.
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So I guess it's on the house, friend.
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You're wasting your time.
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Well, Ginny, you and your son
have an open invitation
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to join my flock.
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Thank you, Pastor,
but our lives have been through
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- enough changes already.
- Darn it.
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Son of a bee!
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Cash!
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Good job watching your language.
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He got suspended for cussing out
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his teacher at school,
so we're practicing new words
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to express frustration.
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Ginny, we could use that
beautiful voice of yours
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in the choral competition.
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You don't need me.
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Like your billboard
says, you always win.
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Well, if you ever change your mind,
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Everyone's welcome at the
Church of Perpetual Praise.
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Hang on. The mega-church off I-75?
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My wife wasn't welcome there.
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- I don't believe we've met.
- My wife grew up here.
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Her final wish was to be
buried in your cemetery,
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but I was told there was no space.
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You must be Mr. Cochran.
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- Dr...
- Dr. Cochran.
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- That's right.
- I received your seven angry messages
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and your colorful suggestions
of what to stick where.
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But you're still able to walk
so I guess you didn't take 'em.
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I hope you find God,
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because if you think
it's hot in Kentucky...
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That's the guy whose
choir wins every year?
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Every year.
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Well, not this year.
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This year, your choir's gonna win,
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'cause I'm gonna help you.
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I knew there was goodness in your heart!
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I'm doing this out of spite.
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God works in mysterious ways.
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Ugh.
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I'm very excited to
properly introduce to you
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Dr. Arthur Cochran,
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professor of music at the
University of Princeton.
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And I know they never
make the Final Four,
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but outside of basketball,
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they're actually
considered a good school.
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Thank you very much for
that wonderful introduction.
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Okay, everybody, align your spine.
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Matthew McConaugh-snake,
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you don't need to puff out your chest
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like you're signaling your
wife you're ready to mate.
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- Ex-wife.
- Papers ain't signed yet.
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Could I have a quick word?
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Wayne is the jealous type.
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I think it's best if you
just stick to the music
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and leave the relationship
stuff out of it.
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Yeah, it's all intertwined. Take you.
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You slouch,
which hurts your vocal projection.
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It's caused by fear of confrontation,
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which is why you stayed married to a man
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who is preparing for "wabbit season"
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until one day he crosses the line.
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Maybe he lost all your money
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or let a snake loose in the house.
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I can see by your eyes it's both... wow!
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So you kicked him out,
but now you're worried
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it's screwing up the kid,
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so you haven't signed
the divorce papers.
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- Did you read my diary?
- I wrote it.
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♪ Ama... ♪
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- ♪ ... zing ♪
- ♪ Grace ♪
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- ♪ How ♪
- ♪ Sweet ♪
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- ♪ The sound ♪
- Put the pom-poms down.
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- Drop the pom-poms.
- ♪ That ♪
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- ♪ Saved ♪
- ♪ A wrench ♪
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- ♪ Like me ♪
- Wretch, wretch, not wrench.
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Why would somebody write a
song about losing a wrench?
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Just take the joy out of it
and get it done... let's go.
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- Joy is for losers.
- ♪ Was lost ♪
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♪ But now ♪
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♪ I'm here ♪
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♪ Clap along if you feel
like happiness is the truth ♪
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I don't.
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♪ Ama... zing grace ♪
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This is as loud as you get?
Listen to your speaking voice.
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It's like Darth Vader ate Mufasa.
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Don't be mean.
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Dwayne has a lot of wonderful qualities
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that Darth Vader does not have,
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like a human face.
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It's called honesty.
It's how people get better.
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Agree to disagree.
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Ginny, our son cheats at darts.
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Excuse me.
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Cash, just let your father win.
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Well, you can't stop staring at her.
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Why don't you ask her out?
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I can't do that to Wayne.
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He's always been like
a big brother to me.
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He gave me all his hand-me-downs
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right up till I turned six
and hit my growth spurt.
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If you can't speak up in real life,
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that's your problem.
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But in choir, I need to hear you.
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Stand up straight.
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I want you to imagine that
your voice is a tiny ball of light.
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Just let it expand.
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♪ Me ♪
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- ♪ Me ♪
- Come on.
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Your voice won't be denied
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just like your feelings for Ginny.
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♪ Me ♪
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Yes.
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Let it fill the room...
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all the way back into the woods.
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Yes! That is your voice!
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Oh, you poor bastard. You love her.
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Nothing wrecks your life like love.
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♪ I came in like a wrecking ball ♪
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- Don't do that.
- ♪ I never hit so hard in love ♪
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- Give you a minute.
- ♪ All I wanted was ♪
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♪ To break your walls ♪
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Oh, I still need a sign, my love.
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How 'bout just a boney finger
sticking up out of the dirt?
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Is that too on the nose?
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Such a unique headstone.
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I've been meaning to ask,
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what is the significance of the music?
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Oh, that?
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That's a fun little ditty about a man
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who loses his only family
and has no reason to live.
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I see I've upset you. I'll leave you be.
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It's how we'd find
each other in a crowd.
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We'd whistle to each other.
It was a family tradition.
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My parents used Bach's
"Toccata in G Minor,"
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but Jean said if we were gonna
do something that ridiculous,
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it had to be fun.
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So that's...
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"Eye of the Tiger."
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From the Sylvester Stallone movie.
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Yeah, I don't need to
know what weird title
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your family gave "Rocky."
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It's "Rocky." What else would it be?
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Many were the wild notes her merry
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What is going on outside?
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♪ I dream of a Ginny ♪
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♪ With the light brown hair ♪
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Dwayne, what is this?
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Something I should have done
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00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:40,824
- _
- ten years ago.
258
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:43,483
- You need to forget this idea.
- I can't.
259
00:10:43,508 --> 00:10:45,007
Arthur was right.
260
00:10:45,242 --> 00:10:46,894
If I'm not honest with my feelings,
261
00:10:46,919 --> 00:10:48,605
I won't be honest with my music.
262
00:10:49,131 --> 00:10:51,019
Is now a good time to read a poem?
263
00:10:51,044 --> 00:10:53,199
What's "Eat me, D"?
264
00:10:53,224 --> 00:10:55,017
_
265
00:11:04,709 --> 00:11:05,742
What are you doing?
266
00:11:05,767 --> 00:11:07,400
Oh, I'm rocking the boat.
267
00:11:07,558 --> 00:11:09,378
You know, disrupting a delicate balance
268
00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:11,003
so that everything goes cattywampus
269
00:11:11,028 --> 00:11:12,512
and suddenly your
husband's best friend is
270
00:11:12,536 --> 00:11:13,847
singing love songs in your yard.
271
00:11:13,872 --> 00:11:16,230
He used his voice. Good for him.
272
00:11:16,255 --> 00:11:17,667
And bad for me.
273
00:11:17,692 --> 00:11:19,191
Ever since Wayne and I split,
274
00:11:19,216 --> 00:11:20,982
our son has been a wreck.
275
00:11:21,359 --> 00:11:23,449
And I need Wayne to sign
those divorce papers
276
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:25,378
so Cash can start healing.
277
00:11:25,814 --> 00:11:28,748
But that won't happen if
Dwayne makes Wayne jealous.
278
00:11:28,773 --> 00:11:31,097
So you better stop stirring the pot,
Paula Deen.
279
00:11:31,122 --> 00:11:33,832
Shoulders back, head up,
fire in the belly.
280
00:11:33,857 --> 00:11:35,574
You bring this girl to choir practice,
281
00:11:35,599 --> 00:11:36,972
we have a shot at winning.
282
00:11:46,669 --> 00:11:50,558
Okay, I am ready to try one
of those famous biscuits.
283
00:11:50,583 --> 00:11:51,583
We're out.
284
00:11:51,608 --> 00:11:54,687
You're literally holding a biscuit.
285
00:11:54,894 --> 00:11:56,746
- Mm.
- How is it?
286
00:11:56,771 --> 00:11:58,456
Ginny, you have been in my prayers.
287
00:11:58,481 --> 00:11:59,566
Oh, really?
288
00:11:59,591 --> 00:12:01,878
Why don't you save your
prayers for your hairline?
289
00:12:01,903 --> 00:12:04,904
Jean always did like a
self-righteous blowhard.
290
00:12:04,929 --> 00:12:06,613
You didn't know my wife.
291
00:12:07,316 --> 00:12:08,464
Did you know my wife?
292
00:12:08,489 --> 00:12:11,019
We used to play hide-and-seek
in that cemetery.
293
00:12:11,195 --> 00:12:12,996
It's where we had our first kiss.
294
00:12:13,239 --> 00:12:14,808
But I'm sure she had other reasons
295
00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,277
for wanting to be buried there.
296
00:12:21,271 --> 00:12:23,441
Who wants coffee?
297
00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:25,074
I don't want your pity coffee.
298
00:12:26,084 --> 00:12:28,292
I wanna see the look on
that smug bastard's face
299
00:12:28,317 --> 00:12:29,349
when we win.
300
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,535
♪ King of kings ♪
301
00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,277
♪ Forever and ever ♪
302
00:12:33,302 --> 00:12:35,253
♪ And Lord of Lords ♪
303
00:12:35,278 --> 00:12:37,683
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪
304
00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:39,887
♪ King of kings ♪
305
00:12:39,912 --> 00:12:42,000
Stop. Adams,
you're singing the wrong part.
306
00:12:42,025 --> 00:12:43,843
- You're an alto.
- I am a soprano.
307
00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:45,401
I have never sung alto.
308
00:12:45,426 --> 00:12:47,164
Things change as women get older.
309
00:12:47,189 --> 00:12:48,688
The fuck you say?
310
00:12:48,713 --> 00:12:50,067
Can I have a word?
311
00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:52,500
I'll sing alto. No big deal.
312
00:12:52,525 --> 00:12:53,691
It is a big deal.
313
00:12:53,716 --> 00:12:56,304
To win, we need the right
voices singing the right parts.
314
00:12:56,329 --> 00:12:57,891
- You're an alto.
- Oh, this is Cash's school.
315
00:12:57,915 --> 00:12:59,008
- Just one second.
- What?
316
00:12:59,033 --> 00:13:01,268
A pop song might be a better way
to connect with the audience.
317
00:13:01,292 --> 00:13:03,017
No, this is not a democracy.
318
00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:04,590
God may listen to you, but I don't.
319
00:13:04,615 --> 00:13:05,806
I have to leave.
320
00:13:05,831 --> 00:13:08,158
Cash may have slightly punched
a kid in his reading group.
321
00:13:08,183 --> 00:13:09,294
That's no reason to leave.
322
00:13:09,319 --> 00:13:10,408
- Excuse me?
- No.
323
00:13:10,433 --> 00:13:11,532
On your own time,
324
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:14,091
have whatever self-destructive
delusions you want.
325
00:13:14,116 --> 00:13:17,478
Your son is an untapped
font of greatness.
326
00:13:17,503 --> 00:13:19,876
The movie butcher here
is a great communicator.
327
00:13:19,901 --> 00:13:21,993
And Dwayne and Wayne, totally cool
328
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,728
that you both wanna bone the same lady.
329
00:13:23,753 --> 00:13:25,577
That's lovely.
330
00:13:25,602 --> 00:13:26,931
What the hell?
331
00:13:27,571 --> 00:13:29,905
You wanna bone my sweet Ginny?
332
00:13:29,907 --> 00:13:33,442
You home-wrecking son of a...
She'll always be my wife!
333
00:13:36,126 --> 00:13:39,415
Dr. Cochran,
you are no longer welcome here.
334
00:13:42,044 --> 00:13:44,634
Well, at least you're
finally being honest.
335
00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:50,602
♪ All the world is ♪
336
00:13:50,604 --> 00:13:53,292
♪ Filled with sorrow ♪
337
00:13:53,317 --> 00:13:55,394
♪ Everywhere ♪
338
00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:57,402
♪ I roam ♪
339
00:13:59,974 --> 00:14:02,691
Bodega, bodega, bodega,
bodega, bodega, bodega.
340
00:14:04,152 --> 00:14:05,728
Aah!
341
00:14:05,753 --> 00:14:07,452
Don't you knock?
What are you doing here?
342
00:14:07,454 --> 00:14:08,787
Hiding from my mom.
343
00:14:08,789 --> 00:14:10,941
She hates you,
so no way she's coming here.
344
00:14:11,246 --> 00:14:13,213
Can't fault your logic there.
345
00:14:13,346 --> 00:14:14,894
What's up with you and butterflies?
346
00:14:14,919 --> 00:14:16,672
My wife liked them. Put it down.
347
00:14:16,697 --> 00:14:18,897
My mom says you're like the Grinch.
348
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:20,425
You say you hate people,
349
00:14:20,450 --> 00:14:22,978
but you really hate is being alone.
350
00:14:23,003 --> 00:14:26,838
Yeah, well, the Grinch's wife
wanted to spend her last weeks
351
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:29,174
where she was born,
and then she was gone,
352
00:14:29,176 --> 00:14:31,292
so the Grinch had nothing.
353
00:14:31,317 --> 00:14:34,690
No, he had a dog.
He was way cooler than you.
354
00:14:34,715 --> 00:14:36,848
You know,
with your tact and social graces,
355
00:14:36,850 --> 00:14:38,878
I'm shocked you're getting
into fights at school.
356
00:14:38,903 --> 00:14:40,162
Only during reading.
357
00:14:40,566 --> 00:14:42,511
Everyone laughs and calls me stupid,
358
00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:44,347
then I punch 'em.
359
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,637
We're gonna try an experiment.
360
00:14:46,661 --> 00:14:48,904
Let's sing this together.
361
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:51,496
And you are gonna follow along
362
00:14:51,498 --> 00:14:54,135
and point at the words.
363
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:58,069
♪ Dona nobis ♪
364
00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:00,269
♪ Pacem ♪
365
00:15:00,294 --> 00:15:01,560
♪ Chem ♪
366
00:15:02,965 --> 00:15:05,687
I thought so. Okay, come on.
367
00:15:05,712 --> 00:15:07,175
Wait, where are we going?
368
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,333
The Grinch needs to go into Whoville.
369
00:15:13,218 --> 00:15:14,752
Don't you ever run off like that again.
370
00:15:14,776 --> 00:15:16,265
- Do you hear me?
- Yes, ma'am.
371
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,933
Thank you for returning my son to me
372
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:20,464
so I can continue being
a terrible role model for him.
373
00:15:20,489 --> 00:15:21,988
Oh, you do have sarcasm here.
374
00:15:22,013 --> 00:15:23,486
What's next, bagels?
375
00:15:23,511 --> 00:15:25,407
You think being kind makes me weak,
376
00:15:25,432 --> 00:15:26,644
but it takes strength.
377
00:15:26,669 --> 00:15:29,627
Maybe, but you can't wrap
every problem in a hug.
378
00:15:29,652 --> 00:15:31,533
Take Rosemary's baby here.
379
00:15:31,558 --> 00:15:32,904
He's getting into fights in school
380
00:15:32,906 --> 00:15:34,105
because he's having trouble reading.
381
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:37,242
Every time he looks at a page,
the letters float around.
382
00:15:37,244 --> 00:15:38,476
It's called dyslexia.
383
00:15:38,478 --> 00:15:40,245
A lot of successful people had it.
384
00:15:40,247 --> 00:15:41,933
Yeats, Churchill...
385
00:15:42,417 --> 00:15:44,449
Tom Cruise.
386
00:15:44,451 --> 00:15:46,683
- Tom Cruise?
- Supposedly.
387
00:15:47,483 --> 00:15:51,119
So, I didn't ruin him
by getting a divorce?
388
00:15:51,144 --> 00:15:53,120
No, not your fault.
389
00:16:01,992 --> 00:16:05,746
- Okay.
- ♪ I once was lost ♪
390
00:16:05,771 --> 00:16:09,160
♪ But now I'm found ♪
391
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,085
♪ Was blind ♪
392
00:16:11,110 --> 00:16:14,779
♪ But now... I... ♪
393
00:16:14,804 --> 00:16:16,091
♪ See ♪
394
00:16:16,116 --> 00:16:18,003
♪ Amazing grace ♪
395
00:16:18,028 --> 00:16:19,928
♪ It's amazing ♪
396
00:16:19,953 --> 00:16:21,319
♪ Amazing grace ♪
397
00:16:21,344 --> 00:16:23,980
- ♪ Don't you know we're amazing ♪
- We're toast.
398
00:16:24,005 --> 00:16:27,480
♪ Amazing grace, it's amazing ♪
399
00:16:27,505 --> 00:16:29,538
- ♪ Amazing grace... ♪
- They're loud.
400
00:16:29,563 --> 00:16:32,300
- ♪ Listen to us, sing! ♪
- Not the same as good.
401
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,980
You always have something smart to say.
402
00:16:34,005 --> 00:16:35,777
- What's he doing here?
- Arthur apologized.
403
00:16:35,802 --> 00:16:37,269
What a fun surprise.
404
00:16:37,294 --> 00:16:40,135
I think we should forgive him
and welcome him back.
405
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,497
You know, that's an important lesson
406
00:16:41,521 --> 00:16:43,628
in choirs and in marriages.
407
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:46,332
Wayne, enough.
408
00:16:46,566 --> 00:16:49,050
I am not changing my mind.
409
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:51,183
So you need to sign those divorce papers
410
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:53,932
and get all nine snakes
out of the garage.
411
00:16:53,957 --> 00:16:55,866
- Should be more than that.
- Everyone else,
412
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:58,366
whatever petty grudge
you are carrying, just drop it.
413
00:16:58,391 --> 00:16:59,991
We have a chance to come together
414
00:17:00,016 --> 00:17:02,116
and do something amazing.
415
00:17:02,141 --> 00:17:04,274
And he is a part of that.
416
00:17:04,299 --> 00:17:07,140
This crusty, unpleasant man
417
00:17:07,165 --> 00:17:10,146
who is so difficult that
he got rejected by a graveyard.
418
00:17:10,171 --> 00:17:11,811
- It's true.
- And lucky for us, he did.
419
00:17:11,836 --> 00:17:15,265
Because we take anyone,
no matter how low
420
00:17:15,290 --> 00:17:16,366
- or hated...
- Amen.
421
00:17:16,391 --> 00:17:18,521
- Or despised...
- Okay, okay, okay. You made your point.
422
00:17:18,545 --> 00:17:19,577
- Thank you.
- Mmhmm.
423
00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:21,186
Guys, listen.
424
00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:22,811
Life is short.
425
00:17:23,327 --> 00:17:26,085
Let's use this precious
time that God has given us
426
00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:28,171
to make some beautiful music
427
00:17:28,534 --> 00:17:30,299
that's gonna blow the toupee
428
00:17:30,324 --> 00:17:32,157
off that pompous windbag's head.
429
00:17:32,159 --> 00:17:35,265
Yes! Come on, guys.
430
00:17:44,819 --> 00:17:47,072
♪ Hallelujah ♪
431
00:17:47,074 --> 00:17:49,218
♪ Hallelujah ♪
432
00:17:49,243 --> 00:17:51,277
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪
433
00:17:51,302 --> 00:17:52,796
♪ Hallelujah ♪
434
00:17:53,132 --> 00:17:56,210
♪ Halle-lu ♪
435
00:17:56,235 --> 00:17:57,431
♪ Jah ♪
436
00:17:57,455 --> 00:17:59,679
- What's happening?
- We're rocking the boat.
437
00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:09,538
♪ Rising up back on the street ♪
438
00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:13,140
♪ Did my time, took my chances ♪
439
00:18:14,233 --> 00:18:17,587
♪ Went the distance,
now I'm back on my feet ♪
440
00:18:17,612 --> 00:18:21,727
♪ Just a man,
and his will to survive ♪
441
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:24,244
♪ It's the eye of the tiger ♪
442
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,935
♪ It's the thrill of the fight ♪
443
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,814
♪ Rising up to the challenge ♪
444
00:18:28,839 --> 00:18:30,772
- ♪ Hallelujah, forever ♪
- ♪ Of our rival ♪
445
00:18:30,797 --> 00:18:32,897
♪ And the last known survivor ♪
446
00:18:32,922 --> 00:18:34,861
♪ Stalks his prey in the night ♪
447
00:18:34,886 --> 00:18:37,933
♪ And he's watching
us all with the eye ♪
448
00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:41,770
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah,
hallelujah, hallelujah ♪
449
00:18:41,795 --> 00:18:43,306
♪ Hallelujah ♪
450
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:47,017
- ♪ Of the tiger ♪
- ALL: ♪ Ha-halelu ♪
451
00:18:47,569 --> 00:18:50,773
♪ Halelu-lelujah ♪
452
00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:54,087
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪
♪ It's the eye of the tiger ♪
453
00:18:54,112 --> 00:18:56,423
♪ Ha-halelu ♪
454
00:18:56,448 --> 00:18:59,621
♪ Halelu-lelujah ♪
455
00:18:59,646 --> 00:19:01,384
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪
456
00:19:01,409 --> 00:19:04,793
♪ Hallelujah, forever and ever ♪
457
00:19:04,818 --> 00:19:09,523
♪ Hallelujah ♪
458
00:19:13,058 --> 00:19:16,158
It's about damn time, Jean.
459
00:19:26,484 --> 00:19:28,080
Second place...
460
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:30,937
McCreary Methodist!
461
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,689
I knew you'd be back.
462
00:19:34,714 --> 00:19:36,478
I said, "Let's surprise
him with a mash-up
463
00:19:36,503 --> 00:19:38,193
like in the TV show about glee clubs
464
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:40,518
called, 'Being Gay Makes
High School Hard.'"
465
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,578
Wait, what?
466
00:19:41,603 --> 00:19:43,423
First place...
467
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,957
Come on.
468
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:49,194
Perpetual Praise Church!
469
00:19:49,196 --> 00:19:50,603
Oh.
470
00:19:51,349 --> 00:19:52,736
Every time.
471
00:19:55,669 --> 00:19:56,701
I'm proud of you.
472
00:19:56,703 --> 00:19:58,648
Those judges are tone-deaf,
473
00:19:58,673 --> 00:20:00,455
mouth-breathing, troglodytes...
474
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:03,541
And this year, a new award,
475
00:20:03,566 --> 00:20:04,986
Most Improved Choir,
476
00:20:05,011 --> 00:20:07,823
goes to the Second First
Church of the Cumberlands.
477
00:20:10,362 --> 00:20:12,939
Yes! Discernment is what they have.
478
00:20:12,964 --> 00:20:14,729
An eye for talent.
479
00:20:20,494 --> 00:20:21,674
Eye of the tiger,
480
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:24,822
eye of the tiger, eye of the tiger...
481
00:20:27,587 --> 00:20:28,900
You think he'll be mad with you?
482
00:20:28,902 --> 00:20:31,111
- He's always mad.
- Wayne, just say good-bye.
483
00:20:31,136 --> 00:20:34,170
Okay, Snappy,
Arthur's gonna take care of you now.
484
00:20:34,195 --> 00:20:36,330
What in God's name is
happening right now?
485
00:20:36,355 --> 00:20:37,955
Surprise! Happy house-warming.
486
00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:39,387
Welcome to our church family.
487
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,079
We brought you few
things you might need:
488
00:20:41,081 --> 00:20:43,581
milk, eggs, a multi-pack of deodorant.
489
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,595
- No, thank you.
- Oops, it's used.
490
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,682
Can't return it now.
491
00:20:46,706 --> 00:20:48,763
How many eggs do you want, eight or ten?
492
00:20:48,788 --> 00:20:51,456
That's not a number
of eggs a human eats.
493
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,557
This is it.
494
00:20:52,559 --> 00:20:54,853
You put this on with some wingtips,
we'll be talking.
495
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,259
You can't just barge in here
and go through my stuff...
496
00:20:57,284 --> 00:20:58,330
That's incredible.
497
00:20:58,355 --> 00:21:00,342
Now stop fussing and sit down.
498
00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:01,533
You don't want company,
499
00:21:01,535 --> 00:21:03,299
well, you picked the wrong
group to make friends with.
500
00:21:03,323 --> 00:21:05,213
Yes, we are loving yet pushy,
501
00:21:05,238 --> 00:21:07,361
like Mary Poppins in
the classic Disney film,
502
00:21:07,386 --> 00:21:09,019
"Unmarried Women Cause Trouble."
503
00:21:09,044 --> 00:21:11,086
- Mm.
- No, this is not your color.
504
00:21:11,111 --> 00:21:12,276
You need to give this to someone
505
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:13,633
who pops in jewel tones.
506
00:21:13,658 --> 00:21:14,857
- Who else wants eggs?
- Ooh.
507
00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:16,455
Speaking of eggs, anyone see Snappy?
508
00:21:19,181 --> 00:21:20,462
God, help me.
509
00:21:20,587 --> 00:21:24,142
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