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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:58,719 --> 00:03:00,959 Dock five, the Immaculata? 2 00:03:01,129 --> 00:03:02,618 It's over there! 3 00:03:03,406 --> 00:03:04,855 Oh! 4 00:03:12,415 --> 00:03:14,667 I cannot, I repeat, cannot 5 00:03:14,792 --> 00:03:18,796 sit in this cesspool by the sea with nothing to do. 6 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:23,463 So, while you repair your silly boat engines, I will do some remodelling. 7 00:03:23,588 --> 00:03:28,730 - I've sent for a carpenter. - Whatever, diddums. I'm shooting skeet. 8 00:03:30,136 --> 00:03:32,013 Hello! 9 00:03:34,432 --> 00:03:37,602 Mr Stayton? Anybody home? 10 00:03:38,144 --> 00:03:40,855 - Hello! - State your purpose! 11 00:03:40,980 --> 00:03:44,359 - Nice-looking Wetherby you got. - It's a very expensive gun. 12 00:03:44,484 --> 00:03:47,695 - I have lots and lots of them. - Somebody call for a carpenter? 13 00:03:47,821 --> 00:03:49,489 That's my wife's department. 14 00:03:49,614 --> 00:03:52,200 Could you tell me where your wife might... be? 15 00:03:58,498 --> 00:04:01,084 You're the carpenter? 16 00:04:02,627 --> 00:04:04,879 Yeah. Dean Proffitt. 17 00:04:05,004 --> 00:04:07,048 You're late. 18 00:04:08,425 --> 00:04:10,677 - References? - Well, no, not really. 19 00:04:10,802 --> 00:04:13,179 You see, I just moved up to this area... 20 00:04:13,304 --> 00:04:16,850 Hey, I've been doing this kind of shit - work - for years. 21 00:04:16,975 --> 00:04:19,853 This is... This is just beautiful. Wow! 22 00:04:21,312 --> 00:04:23,898 - Try not to touch anything. - Oh, I won't. 23 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:27,193 Andrew will keep an eye on you. 24 00:04:27,318 --> 00:04:31,448 Maybe you'd like to take fingerprints before I get started. 25 00:04:31,573 --> 00:04:33,616 I was just... kidding. 26 00:04:36,995 --> 00:04:39,747 Don't walk so close to me! 27 00:04:39,873 --> 00:04:41,708 OK! Where's your problem? 28 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:43,626 - My closet. - Uh-huh. 29 00:04:44,711 --> 00:04:46,754 In here. 30 00:04:47,380 --> 00:04:50,467 Now, you can see how inadequate this all is. 31 00:04:50,592 --> 00:04:53,344 I need new shoe racks for my shoes. 32 00:04:53,470 --> 00:04:57,056 Uh, excuse me. I was told that this was some kind of an emergency. 33 00:04:57,182 --> 00:04:59,476 It is. 34 00:04:59,601 --> 00:05:01,770 And I need drawers for my lingerie. 35 00:05:01,895 --> 00:05:05,982 I can't keep entering these boxes all the time. 36 00:05:09,152 --> 00:05:10,737 Hello? 37 00:05:11,946 --> 00:05:16,659 Uh... Hey, I'm sorry. I understand now. You want me to remodel your closet. 38 00:05:18,411 --> 00:05:22,290 Isn't that what I've been explaining in some detail? 39 00:05:22,415 --> 00:05:24,542 Is English your second language? 40 00:05:26,669 --> 00:05:28,713 What is that odour? 41 00:05:30,965 --> 00:05:33,009 I don't smell anything. 42 00:05:33,843 --> 00:05:35,261 Madam. 43 00:05:35,762 --> 00:05:39,140 Well! I almost had to wait. 44 00:05:41,726 --> 00:05:45,021 I got an idea for a shoe rack right in here maybe, huh? 45 00:05:48,525 --> 00:05:51,069 What is this gelatinous muck?! 46 00:05:51,903 --> 00:05:54,948 Andrew, when I tell you to pack staples, 47 00:05:55,073 --> 00:06:00,703 must I specify that you are to pack good caviar and not this $1.99 fish bait! 48 00:06:00,829 --> 00:06:04,541 - Yes, madam. - Caviar should be round and hard 49 00:06:04,666 --> 00:06:06,918 and of adequate size. 50 00:06:07,544 --> 00:06:11,464 And it should burst in your mouth at precisely the right moment. 51 00:06:13,842 --> 00:06:14,843 Yes, madam. 52 00:06:14,968 --> 00:06:16,845 - Carpenter! - Yeah? 53 00:06:16,970 --> 00:06:20,348 You have exactly 48 hours. I suggest you get started. 54 00:06:21,933 --> 00:06:25,145 - Throw that out. - Yes, madam. 55 00:06:27,230 --> 00:06:29,274 Watch him. 56 00:06:33,736 --> 00:06:36,281 Mais oui! Bien sur! 57 00:06:37,407 --> 00:06:38,616 Oui? 58 00:06:38,741 --> 00:06:41,202 Ecoutez, Jean-Jacques. Je vous telephone... 59 00:06:41,327 --> 00:06:44,122 Oh, boy. She is really something! 60 00:06:44,247 --> 00:06:47,292 I know it will cost me, but it's the cutest little painting. 61 00:06:47,417 --> 00:06:50,545 I simply must have it. You'll do the bidding for me? 62 00:06:50,670 --> 00:06:52,255 But of course! 63 00:06:52,380 --> 00:06:55,425 - Bid 1,700,000. - Shit! 64 00:06:57,177 --> 00:06:59,012 Grant, I'm on the phone! 65 00:06:59,137 --> 00:07:02,307 I can't hear you, tea rose! I'm shooting skeet! 66 00:07:02,849 --> 00:07:04,058 - Pull! - Pull! 67 00:07:04,184 --> 00:07:05,852 Firing! 68 00:07:20,909 --> 00:07:21,993 Hello. 69 00:07:44,557 --> 00:07:47,727 Forks were invented so man could at least make a pretence 70 00:07:47,852 --> 00:07:51,773 - of separating himself from the apes. - So were thumbs. 71 00:07:52,607 --> 00:07:57,195 - What did you say? - Nothin'. Just... my stomach. 72 00:07:57,737 --> 00:08:01,449 Well, try to control your bodily noises so I can hear myself think! 73 00:08:07,163 --> 00:08:09,791 And another Oregon good morning to you. 74 00:08:09,916 --> 00:08:12,293 Wilbur Budd here with some local items. 75 00:08:12,418 --> 00:08:16,923 The Fraga Feed and Fertilizer folks are hiring people to shovel the stuff. 76 00:08:17,048 --> 00:08:21,678 Oh, women are welcome, too. There's no chauvinism in the manure business. 77 00:08:22,262 --> 00:08:25,598 These gnats keep landing on my wet nail polish. 78 00:08:25,723 --> 00:08:29,894 I guess I'm supposed to walk around with their little corpses stuck to my fingers. 79 00:08:30,019 --> 00:08:32,313 - Joanna, please! - It's easy for you to say! 80 00:08:32,439 --> 00:08:36,484 You don't have to sit out here in the brine with your perm frizzing to oblivion. 81 00:08:36,609 --> 00:08:38,570 I look like a bushman. 82 00:08:38,695 --> 00:08:41,906 Why don't you go inside and get out of the sea air? 83 00:08:42,031 --> 00:08:46,453 Because that Elk Snout mountain man is still working on my closet. 84 00:08:46,578 --> 00:08:48,621 He's sweating all over the place. 85 00:08:48,746 --> 00:08:50,790 I doubt if he's even housebroken. 86 00:08:50,915 --> 00:08:53,960 - Oh, I think they housebreak each other... - Ssh! 87 00:08:54,502 --> 00:08:56,546 - What? - He's listening. 88 00:08:56,671 --> 00:08:58,757 - Who? - That carpenter. 89 00:08:58,882 --> 00:09:02,093 He's been hanging on our every word for the last two days. 90 00:09:02,218 --> 00:09:05,180 It's your project, Joanna. You deal with it. 91 00:09:07,056 --> 00:09:09,684 - Come along, men. - The engines are ready, sir. 92 00:09:09,809 --> 00:09:11,853 Well, let's get going. 93 00:09:12,020 --> 00:09:15,523 I've finished, madam. Shall I put your jewellery back on you? 94 00:09:15,648 --> 00:09:16,733 No. 95 00:09:17,358 --> 00:09:19,444 I'm still tacky. 96 00:09:32,749 --> 00:09:36,961 Keep quiet for ten more minutes, collect the money and get the hell outta here. 97 00:09:37,086 --> 00:09:39,380 Well! Are we amusing you? 98 00:09:40,381 --> 00:09:44,052 - What... is this? - Uh, well, I'm done. I'm finished. 99 00:09:44,177 --> 00:09:46,554 - Uh... What do you think? - What is it? 100 00:09:46,679 --> 00:09:49,933 Well, it's a shoe rack... with a twist. Uh... You ready? 101 00:09:50,058 --> 00:09:55,021 Just turn the crank here, those drop back, these split. Gives you twice the space... 102 00:09:55,146 --> 00:09:58,191 Stop boring me with your absurdities. What's it made of? 103 00:09:58,316 --> 00:10:00,360 It's called wood. It's oak. 104 00:10:00,568 --> 00:10:02,862 Oak. An oak closet? 105 00:10:02,987 --> 00:10:04,948 Huh! Why am I even amazed? 106 00:10:05,073 --> 00:10:07,367 I don't know. Why are you amazed? 107 00:10:07,492 --> 00:10:12,497 One would think you would know closets are made of cedar. If not, we get moths. 108 00:10:12,622 --> 00:10:16,501 Well, lady, there's not a real big moth problem off the Pacific coast. 109 00:10:16,626 --> 00:10:20,046 But if you want one out of cedar, that's fine. I'll start all over. 110 00:10:20,171 --> 00:10:23,925 I just have to tell ya that's gonna more than double my estimate. 111 00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:28,847 - What do you mean? - I've already done this out of oak, so... 112 00:10:28,972 --> 00:10:33,184 - I'm not paying for your mistake! - I'm not just gonna eat it on this deal. 113 00:10:33,309 --> 00:10:35,603 Why not? You've eaten everything else here. 114 00:10:35,728 --> 00:10:37,897 And you will eat it because I wanted cedar! 115 00:10:38,022 --> 00:10:40,775 You may have wanted cedar, but you didn't ask for it. 116 00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:43,862 The entire civilised world knows closets are made of cedar! 117 00:10:43,987 --> 00:10:47,282 In Elk Snout, we don't know about them closets! 118 00:10:47,407 --> 00:10:51,578 Nor bathrooms, neither! Shit, woman! You're lucky I am housebroke! 119 00:10:52,662 --> 00:10:55,582 - You were listening. - Well, it was kinda hard to avoid. 120 00:10:55,707 --> 00:10:59,169 - You can avoid it now - you're fired! - You're unbelievable! 121 00:10:59,294 --> 00:11:03,006 That's fine with me! Just pay me the money you owe me. 122 00:11:04,424 --> 00:11:07,969 - The job was not done to my satisfaction! - I got news for you, lady! 123 00:11:08,094 --> 00:11:10,597 No job will ever be done to your satisfaction! 124 00:11:10,722 --> 00:11:12,766 That's quite enough! Now, just get out! 125 00:11:12,891 --> 00:11:15,685 No problem! Pay me the 6 00 bucks you owe me and I'm gone! 126 00:11:15,810 --> 00:11:17,854 Captain Karl! Start up the engine! 127 00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:22,859 You know what your problem is? Huh? 128 00:11:22,984 --> 00:11:26,362 You're so goddamn bored, you gotta invent things to bitch about. 129 00:11:26,488 --> 00:11:29,532 You haven't got a single thing to do except for your hair. 130 00:11:29,657 --> 00:11:31,493 Yeah! The closet was fine! 131 00:11:31,618 --> 00:11:34,788 You just needed somethin' to take up your useless, empty, 132 00:11:34,913 --> 00:11:39,334 nail-polishing, toe-polishing, rich-bitch, sun tanning days! 133 00:11:43,505 --> 00:11:45,715 - Don't touch me! - What? 134 00:11:47,926 --> 00:11:48,927 Hey, lady. 135 00:11:49,052 --> 00:11:54,140 I may be hard up, but I am not that hard up. And I'm not goin' anywhere... 136 00:11:54,808 --> 00:11:56,851 Hey! 137 00:11:58,478 --> 00:12:00,605 - Damn you! - Man overboard! 138 00:12:00,730 --> 00:12:02,774 I'll get you for this, you... 139 00:12:02,899 --> 00:12:06,486 Not my tool belt! You owe me 6 00 bucks! 140 00:12:06,986 --> 00:12:09,739 - Keep going! - As you wish. 141 00:12:11,699 --> 00:12:14,702 If I ever get you, lady, you're dead meat! You got that? 142 00:12:14,828 --> 00:12:16,871 No, don't throw that! 143 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,876 I'm not bored! I'm quite happy! 144 00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:24,045 Everyone wants to be me! 145 00:12:24,712 --> 00:12:27,590 You come back here! 146 00:12:28,883 --> 00:12:30,802 I lost all my tools. 147 00:12:30,927 --> 00:12:34,055 I'll loan you some tools. We'll get you some part-time work. 148 00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:37,100 I need a steady job. What about that night-time thing? 149 00:12:37,225 --> 00:12:41,521 I'm working on it. Listen, pretty soon, we'll get that miniature golf course deal. 150 00:12:41,646 --> 00:12:43,690 If I can hang on that long. 151 00:12:46,985 --> 00:12:49,028 He called you a what? 152 00:12:50,113 --> 00:12:53,450 Joanna, why are you so upset? 153 00:12:53,575 --> 00:12:58,580 Why in the world do you care what some carpenter from Elk Snout thinks of you? 154 00:12:59,122 --> 00:13:01,166 I'm sure I'm just premenstrual. 155 00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:05,420 Then you must go right back to bed for at least two days. 156 00:13:06,087 --> 00:13:09,674 Inga, you don't shove the food down Shiitake's throat. 157 00:13:09,799 --> 00:13:13,928 You place it on her tongue. Don't they have dogs in Sweden? 158 00:13:14,387 --> 00:13:16,431 Grant mentioned having a baby again. 159 00:13:17,307 --> 00:13:19,434 What should I do? 160 00:13:19,559 --> 00:13:23,062 Darling, if you have a baby, 161 00:13:23,188 --> 00:13:25,231 you won't be the baby any more. 162 00:13:26,024 --> 00:13:27,358 True. 163 00:13:27,484 --> 00:13:30,528 Well, I must go. Bye-bye, Mommy. 164 00:13:30,653 --> 00:13:32,322 Bye-bye, sweetie. 165 00:13:33,198 --> 00:13:35,241 I'm not a bitch. 166 00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:42,874 Andrew! Are you going to bring me my lemon 167 00:13:42,999 --> 00:13:45,794 or do I have to squeeze it from my hat? 168 00:13:50,799 --> 00:13:53,343 Hey, guys, I'm home! 169 00:13:54,928 --> 00:13:58,807 Stay away, you wolves! No! Shoo! 170 00:13:58,932 --> 00:14:00,975 Bad dogs! Go away! 171 00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:04,270 Buster! Jackson! Get back inside! 172 00:14:05,855 --> 00:14:07,899 - Are you Mr Proffitt? - Yeah! 173 00:14:08,024 --> 00:14:11,778 You look like the morning after Halloween. Probably had a day like I did. 174 00:14:11,903 --> 00:14:15,323 - What happened to you? - Monday is their first day of school 175 00:14:15,448 --> 00:14:19,911 and I came here to welcome your family. And what do I get in return? 176 00:14:20,036 --> 00:14:23,790 - I get toilet-papered by your children! - They're just playin' around! 177 00:14:23,915 --> 00:14:28,461 Just playin' around? They were about to douse the toilet paper with gasoline 178 00:14:28,586 --> 00:14:30,630 - and strike... - Wait, wait! Stop. 179 00:14:30,755 --> 00:14:33,007 - Greg and Charlie. Twins, right? - Yeah. 180 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:37,429 They're having this arson period. They don't know this, but I'm ahead of them. 181 00:14:37,554 --> 00:14:39,889 I got two fire extinguishers ready to go. 182 00:14:40,014 --> 00:14:42,475 - I didn't catch your name. - Adele Burbridge. 183 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,894 - Nice to meet you. - Principal of the Elk Cove school. 184 00:14:45,019 --> 00:14:49,023 - Your children are monsters! - You won't think that once you know 'em! 185 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:53,945 - Where is Mrs Proffitt during all of this? - She died three years ago. 186 00:14:56,072 --> 00:15:01,327 Mr Proffitt, your children are totally lacking in parental supervision. 187 00:15:01,453 --> 00:15:04,664 Hey, you don't have to tell me these kids are lucky. 188 00:15:04,789 --> 00:15:08,293 Fine. You can joke all you want, but I am serious about this. 189 00:15:08,418 --> 00:15:13,339 If you don't do something, I am going to notify the proper authorities. 190 00:15:13,465 --> 00:15:16,801 I have had baby-sitters in here by the dozen, but... 191 00:15:16,926 --> 00:15:18,970 I'm... I'm kinda low on cash right now. 192 00:15:19,095 --> 00:15:23,308 I'm new in town, but if I get a chance I'll hire a housekeeper, all right? 193 00:15:23,433 --> 00:15:26,436 I'll believe it when I see it. Good day, Mr Proffitt! 194 00:15:28,271 --> 00:15:30,315 I'm a good father! 195 00:15:31,691 --> 00:15:33,735 Ah, what do you know? 196 00:15:47,415 --> 00:15:50,043 Joanna, I want you tonight. 197 00:15:50,168 --> 00:15:52,962 How can you have your period every week?! 198 00:15:53,088 --> 00:15:58,093 You can stow away with the rich and famous to exotic ports of call... 199 00:15:58,259 --> 00:16:00,678 Must you watch that thing incessantly? 200 00:16:00,804 --> 00:16:05,475 Yes, I must. It has a tawdry escapist quality that soothes my nerves. 201 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:09,145 What you have to escape from, I can't possibly imagine. 202 00:16:10,188 --> 00:16:13,233 Grant! I left my wedding ring on the deck. 203 00:16:13,358 --> 00:16:16,861 - Well, what can I do? - Go and get it. 204 00:16:16,986 --> 00:16:20,573 - It's after midnight! - I don't care what time it is. I want it now! 205 00:16:20,698 --> 00:16:23,952 I want to see who's in the top ten yachts. 206 00:16:24,077 --> 00:16:26,621 - I'll get it! - OK. 207 00:16:28,164 --> 00:16:31,292 A countdown to the world's ten best luxury yachts. 208 00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:34,462 This is the big league of the seven seas. 209 00:16:34,587 --> 00:16:39,592 The one purchase that separates mere millionaires from multimillionaires. 210 00:16:39,717 --> 00:16:42,512 Our number ten pick is the Loca Rohan, 211 00:16:42,637 --> 00:16:47,183 a 167-foot Saudi-owned dreamboat, docked in Tahiti. 212 00:16:47,308 --> 00:16:49,352 Number nine, the 230... 213 00:17:06,494 --> 00:17:08,538 Andrew! 214 00:17:13,835 --> 00:17:15,378 Grant! 215 00:17:20,842 --> 00:17:22,802 Oh, my hair! 216 00:17:22,927 --> 00:17:24,304 Help! 217 00:17:26,473 --> 00:17:29,559 Grant! Help! 218 00:17:30,977 --> 00:17:34,355 Stop! You idiots! 219 00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:41,654 Another Oregon good morning to you! This is Wilbur Budd here at KRAB, 220 00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:45,658 the family station, run by me and my family. 221 00:17:45,784 --> 00:17:49,829 Sorry to interrupt the movie, but we got some excitement in Tillamook County. 222 00:17:49,954 --> 00:17:53,750 I've got a bulletin for the eyewitness, on-the-spot KRAB newsroom. 223 00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:56,086 It seems a mystery woman was picked up 224 00:17:56,211 --> 00:17:59,380 by the Elk Cove garbage scow shortly after midnight. 225 00:17:59,506 --> 00:18:02,383 They fished her out of the water and she's conscious, 226 00:18:02,509 --> 00:18:05,637 but the problem is she seems to be suffering from amnesia. 227 00:18:05,762 --> 00:18:08,264 She has no recollection of who she is. 228 00:18:08,389 --> 00:18:11,309 My wife Rose is with the captain of the garbage scow 229 00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:13,353 that picked up the mystery lady. 230 00:18:13,478 --> 00:18:15,396 - Rose? - Mr Tunatti. 231 00:18:15,522 --> 00:18:19,651 Can you tell us what the woman was like when you brought her aboard? 232 00:18:19,776 --> 00:18:24,364 Yes. We saw something float in water like this. Just like that, just like that. 233 00:18:24,489 --> 00:18:27,784 We didn't know it... We bring... on board. 234 00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:30,662 - On board. - Yes. We say... foca! 235 00:18:30,787 --> 00:18:33,081 Excuse me, you can't say that on television! 236 00:18:33,206 --> 00:18:35,041 No, no, no, no! 237 00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:37,836 Foca! Foca! Foca means seal in portugues! 238 00:18:37,961 --> 00:18:40,213 - Oh, I see! - Seal, seal! So we bring... 239 00:18:40,338 --> 00:18:43,758 - You learn something every day! - No clothes. Just a little thing. 240 00:18:43,883 --> 00:18:48,263 - There you have it. Thank you, Tunatti. - Thank you. 241 00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,432 Garbage I do for money. For love, I sing. 242 00:18:50,557 --> 00:18:53,059 - In my country, I sing. - Isn't that interesting? 243 00:18:55,186 --> 00:19:00,150 - We have a Renaissance garbageman. - We tell stories with our songs. 244 00:19:00,275 --> 00:19:02,110 Thank you, Rose. 245 00:19:02,235 --> 00:19:05,447 Arnie, can we roll that tape now, please? 246 00:19:06,030 --> 00:19:10,201 Now, folks. Here's an interview we taped earlier at the hospital. 247 00:19:10,326 --> 00:19:13,246 Miss, miss... do you know your name? 248 00:19:13,371 --> 00:19:15,415 Of course I know my name! 249 00:19:16,374 --> 00:19:18,042 It's... 250 00:19:18,168 --> 00:19:20,211 Oh! This is absurd! 251 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,964 I know it! It... 252 00:19:23,548 --> 00:19:25,592 Get that thing out of my face! 253 00:19:26,885 --> 00:19:28,928 What a horrible wig! 254 00:19:39,147 --> 00:19:43,651 You mean to tell me that I have no medical recourse? 255 00:19:44,402 --> 00:19:47,030 - Can she see us? - Not unless she's Superwoman. 256 00:19:47,155 --> 00:19:52,243 Well, what do you know? Extend your brain a teensy little bit, if possible! 257 00:19:52,368 --> 00:19:55,914 You seem to be suffering from a temporary amnesia, 258 00:19:56,039 --> 00:20:00,251 either from the bump into the garbage scow or the shock of the cold water. 259 00:20:00,376 --> 00:20:02,962 - How temporary is it? - Well, we don't know. 260 00:20:03,088 --> 00:20:06,174 Otherwise, you seem to be in excellent physical shape. 261 00:20:06,299 --> 00:20:08,343 Listen to me, medical people. 262 00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:12,764 As of now, I have a life history of a dirty garbage scow 263 00:20:12,889 --> 00:20:16,392 and a breakfast of extremely runny eggs over easy! 264 00:20:16,518 --> 00:20:19,813 Now I refuse... refuse... 265 00:20:20,688 --> 00:20:24,067 to be incarcerated in this semi-private room! 266 00:20:24,192 --> 00:20:26,069 You snore! 267 00:20:26,194 --> 00:20:28,780 No efforts are being made for anyone to locate... 268 00:20:28,905 --> 00:20:29,948 Is that her? 269 00:20:31,032 --> 00:20:34,077 I demand you do something! Do you hear me? 270 00:20:34,202 --> 00:20:36,663 No! I never saw her before in my life. 271 00:20:38,665 --> 00:20:42,377 Mrs Stayton has decided to leave me. Let's celebrate! 272 00:20:44,546 --> 00:20:48,758 Now, Miss, uh... X, we have a comfortable private room for you 273 00:20:48,883 --> 00:20:53,680 where you'll be safer, we'll all be safer, and you'll be a lot more comfortable. 274 00:20:53,805 --> 00:20:57,267 Well, I'm glad you've finally come to your senses! 275 00:20:57,392 --> 00:20:59,394 I was prepared to sue you. 276 00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:02,605 I don't know who I am, but I'm sure I have a lawyer. 277 00:21:12,449 --> 00:21:16,202 - Hey, you about done? - Yeah! I think I got it fixed. 278 00:21:16,327 --> 00:21:19,330 - Your lunch is on the counter. - Thanks. 279 00:21:19,456 --> 00:21:21,833 Hi, this is Wilbur Budd. We got some more 280 00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:25,211 on that amnesia lady story down there in Elk Grove. 281 00:21:25,336 --> 00:21:27,380 Wanna push in on these, Barry, please? 282 00:21:27,505 --> 00:21:31,009 Uh, I saw some potato chips around the corner. Could I just...? 283 00:21:31,134 --> 00:21:33,178 OK, one bag! 284 00:21:33,303 --> 00:21:38,516 I said Elk Grove before. You know I meant Elk Cove. Anything new, honey? 285 00:21:38,641 --> 00:21:42,604 The mystery woman is still suffering from complete but temporary amnesia. 286 00:21:42,729 --> 00:21:47,400 If you know the identity of this woman, please contact Elk Cove Hospital. 287 00:21:47,525 --> 00:21:50,653 I'll put up the reward myself. She's drivin' us crazy. 288 00:21:50,779 --> 00:21:52,906 - Thank you. Back to Wilbur... - Yo, Dean! 289 00:21:55,366 --> 00:21:58,995 - She's not the nicest person around... - Look at this! 290 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:02,749 She made some remarks about Rose's hair, which I didn't care for. 291 00:22:02,874 --> 00:22:05,919 In any event, there she is and this is what she looks like. 292 00:22:06,044 --> 00:22:07,629 - That's her. - Who? 293 00:22:07,754 --> 00:22:09,589 The bitch! 294 00:22:09,714 --> 00:22:14,511 Earlier today, one man arrived on the scene to make an identification, but... 295 00:22:14,636 --> 00:22:17,680 I can't believe it. He's skippin' out on her. 296 00:22:17,806 --> 00:22:20,558 Course he is! It's his shot at freedom. 297 00:22:20,683 --> 00:22:23,228 We should go and see if we can get your money back. 298 00:22:23,353 --> 00:22:25,396 - Look, he's gone! - Not him, her! 299 00:22:26,689 --> 00:22:31,361 She doesn't know who she is. Do you think she's gonna know who I am? 300 00:22:36,074 --> 00:22:40,620 - Billy, there is a God and he loves me. - You're not gonna shave your head? 301 00:22:40,745 --> 00:22:42,038 No. 302 00:22:42,664 --> 00:22:44,707 - Dean... - I gotta go talk to my kids. 303 00:22:44,833 --> 00:22:47,502 I want you to take 'em shopping at the Salvation Army. 304 00:22:47,627 --> 00:22:49,879 This is illegal! Dean, you're crazy! 305 00:22:53,508 --> 00:22:55,969 I wondered if a woman like that had a husband. 306 00:22:56,094 --> 00:22:59,764 - Oh, yeah! She does! - Here's some effects you may recognise. 307 00:22:59,889 --> 00:23:00,974 Oh, yeah. 308 00:23:01,099 --> 00:23:04,811 Nice panties. Some initials here, she didn't know what they meant. JS. 309 00:23:04,936 --> 00:23:08,690 She wouldn't cos, see, I bought these for her at a garage sale. 310 00:23:08,815 --> 00:23:12,026 - I bought my wife a garter at a yard sale. - I bet you did. 311 00:23:12,152 --> 00:23:15,155 - Hey, what else you got in here? - I got some pictures. 312 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,740 We were gonna wire them, but now you're here... 313 00:23:17,866 --> 00:23:20,118 Yeah! That's her. 314 00:23:21,911 --> 00:23:24,164 Oh, yeah. That's my little cookie-cutter. 315 00:23:24,289 --> 00:23:26,624 - Quite a beauty! - She's somethin', isn't she? 316 00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:29,127 You got that right! 317 00:23:29,252 --> 00:23:31,212 Doc. We got a winner. 318 00:23:51,441 --> 00:23:52,942 Annie! 319 00:23:54,110 --> 00:23:56,154 Stop! 320 00:23:57,363 --> 00:23:59,324 I don't recognise this man. 321 00:23:59,449 --> 00:24:02,118 Your wife's had an almost total loss of memory. 322 00:24:02,243 --> 00:24:05,997 I-I can't believe she doesn't know her own husband! 323 00:24:07,916 --> 00:24:10,460 This missing-link person is not my husband! 324 00:24:10,585 --> 00:24:12,962 Oh, Annie, please! 325 00:24:13,088 --> 00:24:16,174 - Annie. Annie. - Right. 326 00:24:16,299 --> 00:24:18,259 That's not right. That's not my name! 327 00:24:18,384 --> 00:24:21,679 This is completely crazy! Honey, sit down. 328 00:24:21,805 --> 00:24:26,184 Everything's gonna be OK. Now... I am your husband. 329 00:24:26,309 --> 00:24:28,353 My name is Dean Proffitt. 330 00:24:29,479 --> 00:24:31,689 We've been married for 13 years. 331 00:24:31,815 --> 00:24:33,441 Wait! 332 00:24:33,566 --> 00:24:37,070 I admit I have forgotten numerous things. 333 00:24:37,195 --> 00:24:41,032 But I truly, from the depths of my soul, do not remember you! 334 00:24:41,157 --> 00:24:44,035 Don't you think there'd be some spark of recognition? 335 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:47,455 - We don't know. - Maybe you'll spark to this! 336 00:24:54,003 --> 00:24:57,674 Ugh! I don't believe this! He could be some stranger off the street! 337 00:24:57,799 --> 00:25:00,176 Well, he seems to like you and he's a nice guy. 338 00:25:00,301 --> 00:25:01,886 - He's good-lookin'. - Clean. 339 00:25:02,679 --> 00:25:04,722 - What's my full name? - Oh, come on! 340 00:25:04,848 --> 00:25:07,308 - What is it? - Mrs Annie Proffitt! 341 00:25:07,434 --> 00:25:11,146 - What's my maiden name? - Annie... Goolihy. 342 00:25:12,147 --> 00:25:14,190 Annie Goolihy? 343 00:25:14,315 --> 00:25:16,651 Where in God's name did I grow up? Dogpatch? 344 00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:21,906 No, no, not there! Over in Goober, Idaho. But it's a nuclear waste dump now... 345 00:25:22,031 --> 00:25:24,534 - Where did I meet you? - Hank's Donut World. 346 00:25:24,659 --> 00:25:28,163 Seattle? You hung out there every night when you were in the Navy! 347 00:25:28,288 --> 00:25:30,623 - You remember... - I was in the armed forces? 348 00:25:30,749 --> 00:25:33,209 I've still got your postcards from Okinawa... 349 00:25:33,334 --> 00:25:36,004 Stop. The Navy? 350 00:25:36,129 --> 00:25:37,630 Oh, come on, honey! 351 00:25:37,756 --> 00:25:39,924 You gotta know! You were in the Navy! 352 00:25:40,049 --> 00:25:43,887 No, I don't know! I don't know any of this and I don't know you! 353 00:25:45,013 --> 00:25:47,056 I need some proof! 354 00:25:47,932 --> 00:25:49,976 Stop staring at me! 355 00:25:50,685 --> 00:25:52,729 Eat your chequers! 356 00:25:52,854 --> 00:25:58,109 Look, if it were up to us, we'd be glad to give her to you, but she's right. 357 00:25:58,234 --> 00:26:00,236 I'm gonna need some verification. 358 00:26:00,361 --> 00:26:03,782 Oh, listen... I know what you mean. I understand. Now... 359 00:26:04,699 --> 00:26:08,870 I don't like to talk about this in public, and I've never told anybody... 360 00:26:08,995 --> 00:26:14,417 She does have a small strawberry-like birthmark, uh... 361 00:26:14,542 --> 00:26:16,920 It's kinda high up on her... left cheek 362 00:26:17,045 --> 00:26:19,923 and it's unique. 363 00:26:39,442 --> 00:26:41,694 Come to Daddy! 364 00:26:57,460 --> 00:27:00,046 Mister! What was I doing out in the ocean? 365 00:27:01,548 --> 00:27:06,428 Um... That's something you like to do. You know, divin' for oysters at night. 366 00:27:06,553 --> 00:27:09,973 Sometimes you get pretty far from the shore and that undertow... 367 00:27:10,098 --> 00:27:14,394 Oysters? In a cold ocean at night? That doesn't sound like me. 368 00:27:19,941 --> 00:27:21,985 I just... ate a bug! 369 00:27:25,196 --> 00:27:29,492 Keep your mouth closed! A lot of things flying around out here. 370 00:27:49,721 --> 00:27:52,307 Welcome home, baby! 371 00:27:53,057 --> 00:27:55,101 I feel faint. 372 00:27:57,937 --> 00:28:00,440 Come on, Buster! Come on, Jackson! 373 00:28:01,107 --> 00:28:03,818 No. This is wrong. 374 00:28:03,943 --> 00:28:07,030 Come along, now. We've only been here a couple of weeks. 375 00:28:07,155 --> 00:28:12,410 A lot of stuff's in boxes from the move, so I hardly recognise the place myself. 376 00:28:12,535 --> 00:28:15,622 We moved here... deliberately? 377 00:28:19,542 --> 00:28:21,586 Our last place was a real dump. 378 00:28:24,547 --> 00:28:25,548 Come on. 379 00:28:28,802 --> 00:28:31,054 Our new palace! 380 00:28:38,853 --> 00:28:40,146 Well! 381 00:28:40,271 --> 00:28:44,275 Let me, uh... Let me show you around. Maybe something'll come back to you. 382 00:28:45,944 --> 00:28:49,447 - Did I just go downhill? - Look at that. It's comin' back already. 383 00:28:49,572 --> 00:28:52,283 Everything slants down here toward the bedroom. 384 00:28:52,408 --> 00:28:56,121 Dining room and toilet... Only one. 385 00:28:57,247 --> 00:29:01,167 And here we are at the old, uh... magic room. 386 00:29:02,168 --> 00:29:04,295 Put a lot of miles on that mattress, huh? 387 00:29:05,463 --> 00:29:06,756 Later. 388 00:29:06,881 --> 00:29:10,218 All right! Here's where we have breakfast every morning. 389 00:29:10,343 --> 00:29:12,303 Let's go up... 390 00:29:12,429 --> 00:29:14,389 Oh-ho! Here they come! 391 00:29:18,101 --> 00:29:21,938 - Charlie tried to kill my turtle! - He didn't. It slipped out of his hands! 392 00:29:22,063 --> 00:29:24,524 - He did! - Hey, hey, guys! Whoa! 393 00:29:24,649 --> 00:29:27,152 Whoa! Hey, look who's home! 394 00:29:27,694 --> 00:29:30,071 - Hi, Mom. - Hi, Mom. 395 00:29:30,196 --> 00:29:33,408 Gee, Mom! We really missed you. 396 00:29:33,533 --> 00:29:36,578 We're so glad you're back. 397 00:29:37,704 --> 00:29:40,457 They're... They're not mine. 398 00:29:40,582 --> 00:29:44,043 Oh, honey! I was sure you'd remember them! 399 00:29:44,919 --> 00:29:47,547 Well, I think I'd remember if I had three... 400 00:29:47,672 --> 00:29:50,133 Four, honey! Don't forget little Joe. 401 00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:56,347 Well, that's about it except for... 402 00:30:01,853 --> 00:30:04,939 Hey, she's been in there an hour. What did you guys get her? 403 00:30:05,064 --> 00:30:07,108 - Dresses. - The right sizes? 404 00:30:07,233 --> 00:30:09,861 You didn't tell us. You just said get some dresses. 405 00:30:09,986 --> 00:30:12,363 OK, on the couch. Come on, guys, don't blow it. 406 00:30:12,489 --> 00:30:14,157 Hey, a dirty magazine! 407 00:30:14,908 --> 00:30:16,951 Baby doll! 408 00:30:18,161 --> 00:30:21,873 This garment cannot possibly be a part of my wardrobe. 409 00:30:21,998 --> 00:30:25,168 Let's forget for a moment that it's a rag, 410 00:30:25,293 --> 00:30:27,754 but it happens to be 12 sizes too large. 411 00:30:27,879 --> 00:30:31,508 - It's... It's not that bad. - Not that bad? 412 00:30:31,633 --> 00:30:36,387 Well, come on, honey. You gotta admit, you've lost a lot of weight. 413 00:30:36,513 --> 00:30:38,807 Huh? You used to be like a balloon! 414 00:30:41,726 --> 00:30:43,770 - Was I also shorter? - Yes! 415 00:30:43,937 --> 00:30:48,691 Yes, you had a bad back. You walked kinda hunched over, you know? 416 00:30:52,862 --> 00:30:54,989 I was short and fat? 417 00:30:56,282 --> 00:30:58,910 Look, I'm sure you've got a million questions. 418 00:30:59,035 --> 00:31:02,997 You've been through hell. So, let's just take this thing one step at a time. 419 00:31:03,123 --> 00:31:04,999 First, let's meet the boys. 420 00:31:05,125 --> 00:31:09,504 In the middle we've got the twins - Greg and Charlie. He likes to invent things. 421 00:31:09,629 --> 00:31:12,924 - Twins? - Yeah. Obviously, they're not identical. 422 00:31:13,049 --> 00:31:16,386 - Or I'd look like a shithead! - Who asked you, butthole?! 423 00:31:17,053 --> 00:31:19,889 They came out fighting and they're still at it! 424 00:31:20,014 --> 00:31:21,474 Guys, guys! 425 00:31:21,599 --> 00:31:25,687 Charlie and I get along very well, Mom. My twin brother and I are best friends. 426 00:31:25,812 --> 00:31:27,522 He's the actor in the family. 427 00:31:27,647 --> 00:31:31,234 Then we got the big guy! 11 pounds 5 ounces. 428 00:31:31,359 --> 00:31:34,279 Come on, honey, give it a try. What's his name? 429 00:31:39,284 --> 00:31:40,702 Roy? 430 00:31:44,205 --> 00:31:47,375 No. Travis. Sweet Trav? 431 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,627 - Now, those are tits! - My turn! 432 00:31:49,753 --> 00:31:51,838 Hey, what are you...? 433 00:31:54,758 --> 00:31:57,886 I was hopin' you'd recall this guy. He's your newest, honey. 434 00:31:58,011 --> 00:32:00,472 Hi, Mom! My name's Joe. 435 00:32:01,055 --> 00:32:04,559 - A falsetto child? - Ah, he thinks he's Pee Wee Herman. 436 00:32:04,684 --> 00:32:06,936 I love Pee Wee Herman. Ha ha! 437 00:32:07,061 --> 00:32:09,355 - Give your ma a kiss. - No! No! No! 438 00:32:11,149 --> 00:32:13,359 Do they have a problem with their glands? 439 00:32:13,485 --> 00:32:17,238 Hey, hey, guys, easy! Come on! 440 00:32:17,363 --> 00:32:19,616 It's not us, Dad, it's Roy! 441 00:32:22,243 --> 00:32:24,662 Ah, they're great boys, aren't they? 442 00:32:24,788 --> 00:32:26,664 There's so many of them. 443 00:32:26,790 --> 00:32:29,959 You've always had your heart set on six, so... 444 00:32:30,085 --> 00:32:32,128 we'll just keep on tryin'. 445 00:32:32,754 --> 00:32:35,048 Dad! They're making me drink blood! 446 00:32:35,715 --> 00:32:38,718 - Come back here! - No, no, no! 447 00:32:39,469 --> 00:32:41,679 They don't look anything like me! 448 00:32:41,805 --> 00:32:45,850 They do take after your mother. Let's hope they don't grow up to be lushes, too. 449 00:32:46,601 --> 00:32:48,728 - My mother's a lush? - Was, honey. 450 00:32:48,853 --> 00:32:51,356 - Cirrhosis. - She's...? 451 00:32:53,900 --> 00:32:56,903 - What about my father? - Oh, he's alive and well. 452 00:32:57,028 --> 00:33:00,990 - And due for parole in, what, two years? - Oh, God! I don't wanna hear any more! 453 00:33:01,116 --> 00:33:03,493 - Look... - I just wanna remember for myself. 454 00:33:03,618 --> 00:33:07,497 The doctor says the best thing for you is to get back to your normal routine. 455 00:33:07,622 --> 00:33:11,668 You gotta get your memory back that way. You gotta do what you normally do. 456 00:33:12,669 --> 00:33:15,171 What is it I normally do? 457 00:33:16,131 --> 00:33:18,967 I prepared and handled raw food? 458 00:33:20,301 --> 00:33:23,221 I hunt it. You cook it. 459 00:33:23,346 --> 00:33:26,099 - You shot a chicken? - Come on, honey! 460 00:33:26,224 --> 00:33:28,351 Save the jokes! We're starvin' here. 461 00:33:28,476 --> 00:33:29,894 Yeah! 462 00:33:30,019 --> 00:33:32,313 It's strange, but... ooh! 463 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,151 I feel as if I've never done this before in my life. 464 00:33:36,276 --> 00:33:40,363 Dad, are you and Uncle Billy really gonna open a miniature golf course? 465 00:33:40,488 --> 00:33:43,032 Nah. We'll just build it when someone pays for it. 466 00:33:43,158 --> 00:33:46,661 - What's miniature golf? - For midget brains, like you. 467 00:33:46,786 --> 00:33:48,830 - I was only asking. - You shut up! 468 00:33:57,797 --> 00:34:00,341 You're gonna make that turtle sick again. 469 00:34:01,634 --> 00:34:03,803 You gotta breathe on it. 470 00:34:05,847 --> 00:34:07,891 Look at me, Dad! 471 00:34:11,144 --> 00:34:13,438 Nothing's happening. 472 00:34:14,397 --> 00:34:17,275 Well, pumpkin, you gotta light the burner. 473 00:34:22,363 --> 00:34:23,531 30 seconds. 474 00:34:23,656 --> 00:34:27,076 29... 28... 27... 475 00:34:31,247 --> 00:34:33,291 Fire, fire! 476 00:34:34,375 --> 00:34:36,211 Hey, come here. Sit down. 477 00:34:37,295 --> 00:34:40,006 - Let me see your hand. - I smell hair! 478 00:34:40,131 --> 00:34:42,842 I'll get the burn ointment. You'll be all right. 479 00:34:42,967 --> 00:34:45,011 Ouch! 480 00:34:55,980 --> 00:34:58,233 OK, let's see, we... 481 00:34:58,358 --> 00:35:00,568 Way to hustle, guys! 482 00:35:00,693 --> 00:35:02,737 You all right? 483 00:35:03,530 --> 00:35:05,573 Well, now we know they work. 484 00:35:06,658 --> 00:35:10,286 - Pretty good eats! - Should mashed potatoes be crunchy? 485 00:35:11,287 --> 00:35:12,747 Where are you going? 486 00:35:14,374 --> 00:35:17,627 Out! I go out every night after dinner. 487 00:35:17,752 --> 00:35:21,214 Meet the boys at the bowling alley for a couple of beers. 488 00:35:21,339 --> 00:35:25,343 - Don't leave me alone with them! - Come on, honey. That's not fair. 489 00:35:25,468 --> 00:35:28,680 You know we live like this. Never bothered you before. 490 00:35:28,805 --> 00:35:31,808 It's just the way it is. You'd better get used to it. 491 00:35:32,767 --> 00:35:35,019 When are you coming home? 492 00:35:35,603 --> 00:35:39,274 When I feel like it. It just depends on how drunk I get. 493 00:35:56,458 --> 00:35:58,376 How's it goin' with your debutante? 494 00:35:58,501 --> 00:36:01,796 She's one lousy cook! But as long as I don't have to do it. 495 00:36:01,921 --> 00:36:06,342 - How long are you gonna keep her? - Let's see. 25 bucks a day, huh? 496 00:36:06,968 --> 00:36:12,223 Figure little wifey-poo can work off what she owes me in... a little over a month. 497 00:36:12,348 --> 00:36:15,351 - Your first night with her, huh? - Mm-hm. 498 00:36:15,477 --> 00:36:16,811 Uh-huh! Come on, huh! 499 00:36:18,855 --> 00:36:21,900 I'm not gonna tell you she doesn't have a great body. 500 00:36:22,025 --> 00:36:25,069 And a pretty decent face... Ah, she's too rich for my blood! 501 00:36:25,195 --> 00:36:28,990 Chocolate cake's a bit rich too, but I'd like to eat one once in a while. 502 00:36:29,115 --> 00:36:32,035 Not my style. Course, eating a whole cake isn't, either. 503 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,496 But I'm gonna have some fun with her tonight! 504 00:36:34,621 --> 00:36:37,082 - What are you gonna do? - What are you drinkin'? 505 00:36:37,207 --> 00:36:39,375 Some rotgut. Cheapest stuff they got. 506 00:36:39,501 --> 00:36:41,336 Perfect. 507 00:36:43,922 --> 00:36:44,923 Wait! 508 00:36:45,048 --> 00:36:48,426 You jumped my bones the first night we met! 509 00:36:48,551 --> 00:36:53,098 - We did it on the first date? - Well, I couldn't call it a date, really. 510 00:36:53,223 --> 00:36:56,559 We just did it right there in the parking lot of the 7-Eleven. 511 00:36:58,269 --> 00:37:00,146 - I'm a slut. - Huh? 512 00:37:00,271 --> 00:37:01,689 Nothing. 513 00:37:02,357 --> 00:37:04,400 - Ooh! - Oh! 514 00:37:04,943 --> 00:37:08,113 Hey, I'm a little drunk tonight, baby, so, you know, 515 00:37:08,238 --> 00:37:10,907 it might take me a while to get there. 516 00:37:11,032 --> 00:37:14,285 Oh! What? No boom-boom? 517 00:37:15,537 --> 00:37:17,956 Well, hey, I understand. 518 00:37:18,081 --> 00:37:22,377 You probably just wanna go right to sleep and skip the fun stuff, huh? 519 00:37:22,502 --> 00:37:24,087 - Yes. - OK. 520 00:37:24,212 --> 00:37:26,589 Thank you. No boom-boom. 521 00:37:29,300 --> 00:37:31,219 - Baby. - Hm? 522 00:37:31,344 --> 00:37:34,347 - The couch. - What? 523 00:37:34,472 --> 00:37:38,768 You see, honey, you've got a bad back because the bed's too soft for you. 524 00:37:38,893 --> 00:37:42,105 That's why you always sleep on the living-room couch. 525 00:37:56,911 --> 00:38:00,874 I'm a short... fat... slut. 526 00:38:14,846 --> 00:38:17,307 Get off of my body! 527 00:38:17,849 --> 00:38:19,476 Rover! 528 00:39:48,773 --> 00:39:52,026 - Up, up, up, up, up! Come on! - Help! Help! 529 00:39:52,152 --> 00:39:56,573 Time to get up. Gotta fix the kids' lunches or they'll miss the bus for school. 530 00:39:56,698 --> 00:39:59,451 I don't care if they don't go to school. 531 00:40:02,078 --> 00:40:04,122 OK. They'll just be with you all day. 532 00:40:06,082 --> 00:40:07,584 Bye, Mom! 533 00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:11,337 Whoa, whoa, the bus is here! 7.15, let's go! 534 00:40:11,463 --> 00:40:13,214 Hurry up, Mom! 535 00:40:22,849 --> 00:40:26,144 Roy. Roy! 536 00:40:26,269 --> 00:40:29,272 My name is Travis. 537 00:40:30,940 --> 00:40:32,817 Travis. 538 00:40:33,735 --> 00:40:35,653 Travis! 539 00:40:38,698 --> 00:40:39,991 Come on, Joey. 540 00:40:40,116 --> 00:40:41,618 Stop honking! 541 00:40:47,373 --> 00:40:49,250 Twin! Oh, twin! 542 00:40:49,375 --> 00:40:52,087 She means you. Have a good day at school, honey. 543 00:40:53,379 --> 00:40:56,132 You ready? You ready? Come on, come on! 544 00:40:56,257 --> 00:40:58,551 Bye, Mom. You're doin' a great job. 545 00:40:58,676 --> 00:41:01,137 I'm off to work. 546 00:41:01,262 --> 00:41:04,224 Somebody's gotta keep this family in the lap of luxury. 547 00:41:06,392 --> 00:41:09,395 I figured you'd forget, so I made it for you myself. 548 00:41:09,521 --> 00:41:12,482 - What? - Your list of daily chores. 549 00:41:12,607 --> 00:41:14,651 See ya tonight. 550 00:41:15,193 --> 00:41:17,612 - Dean? - D Zippety doo dah! 551 00:41:17,737 --> 00:41:19,114 D Zippety yay! 552 00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:22,242 D My oh my, I got a wonderful slave 553 00:41:22,367 --> 00:41:24,411 And you are a genius! 554 00:41:37,507 --> 00:41:42,637 You're living in a nightmare that starts at the crack of dawn. 555 00:41:46,057 --> 00:41:48,309 Down! Down! 556 00:41:53,148 --> 00:41:55,483 - Jim Dandy to the rescue ~ 557 00:41:55,984 --> 00:41:58,486 - Jim Dandy to the rescue ~ 558 00:41:58,945 --> 00:42:00,989 - Jim Dandy to the rescue ~ 559 00:42:01,406 --> 00:42:04,033 - Go, Jim Dandy! Go, Jim Dandy! ~ 560 00:42:18,882 --> 00:42:22,135 - Go, Jim Dandy! Go, Jim Dandy! ~ 561 00:42:24,763 --> 00:42:27,474 Dinner! Dinner! 562 00:43:43,383 --> 00:43:45,301 She needs food. 563 00:43:47,512 --> 00:43:49,556 This is fun. 564 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,769 Hey, guys. 565 00:43:57,689 --> 00:44:00,900 - What's goin' on here? - Nothing. We're OK. We're fine. 566 00:44:01,025 --> 00:44:03,987 - How about you? - Oh, no. What's wrong with her? 567 00:44:04,487 --> 00:44:06,781 She's been like that for an hour now. 568 00:44:07,949 --> 00:44:10,076 - She's getting better, though. - Better? 569 00:44:10,201 --> 00:44:12,245 Yeah, she's not going "Ba-ba-ba..." 570 00:44:12,370 --> 00:44:15,582 Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba... 571 00:44:15,707 --> 00:44:18,376 - Why did she do that? - She destroyed the scarecrow. 572 00:44:18,501 --> 00:44:20,336 She ripped the sucker's head off! 573 00:44:20,462 --> 00:44:26,384 I like when she goes "Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba." 574 00:44:26,509 --> 00:44:28,219 Hey! Baby doll! 575 00:44:29,721 --> 00:44:32,098 What's for dinner? 576 00:44:32,223 --> 00:44:36,519 Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu ba-ba-ha-ha... 577 00:44:36,644 --> 00:44:39,647 OK! I'll take it from here. Go on, get upstairs! 578 00:44:42,150 --> 00:44:45,403 - Will you trade her in for a new one? - Nah, she'll be all right. 579 00:44:45,945 --> 00:44:47,989 Come on, guys! Move it! 580 00:44:55,330 --> 00:44:57,373 Feel better? 581 00:44:57,499 --> 00:45:02,670 I don't belong here. I feel it. Don't you think I feel it? 582 00:45:03,338 --> 00:45:07,258 I can't do any of these vile things and I wouldn't want to! 583 00:45:09,010 --> 00:45:11,137 My life is like death! 584 00:45:11,262 --> 00:45:15,391 My children are the spawn of hell and you're the devil. 585 00:45:15,517 --> 00:45:17,560 Oh, God... 586 00:45:23,149 --> 00:45:26,111 Baby, we like you. 587 00:45:28,238 --> 00:45:30,782 She's OK. She's doin' the dishes. 588 00:45:30,907 --> 00:45:34,160 - No more "ba-ba-ba-ba-ba". - Good. All right. 589 00:45:34,285 --> 00:45:35,453 - Dad? - Yeah? 590 00:45:35,578 --> 00:45:39,290 - Will she figure out we're tricking her? - Not if we don't blow it. 591 00:45:42,794 --> 00:45:45,880 - What are you doin'? - Looking for memorabilia. 592 00:45:46,673 --> 00:45:48,716 Memora-what? 593 00:45:49,384 --> 00:45:51,594 Scrapbooks. Photographs. 594 00:45:52,387 --> 00:45:55,974 Something that will spark some wisp of a memory. 595 00:45:56,099 --> 00:45:58,560 Do we or do we not possess these things? 596 00:45:59,894 --> 00:46:01,688 Uh, well... 597 00:46:01,813 --> 00:46:05,108 Do you mean to tell me there is no photographic evidence 598 00:46:05,233 --> 00:46:09,070 of our life together... anywhere in existence? 599 00:46:09,195 --> 00:46:12,574 Well, I don't know where they'd be because, uh... 600 00:46:12,699 --> 00:46:15,368 you know, we lost a lot of stuff in the move. 601 00:46:15,493 --> 00:46:18,204 And it's possible that, uh... 602 00:46:18,329 --> 00:46:20,707 we lost... 603 00:46:37,307 --> 00:46:39,517 The closet 604 00:46:40,894 --> 00:46:42,729 and you. 605 00:46:43,605 --> 00:46:49,110 That's right. This is me... and I'm standing in front of the closet. 606 00:46:50,028 --> 00:46:52,113 Something's familiar. 607 00:46:53,031 --> 00:46:56,993 You got it. We used to do it in the closet. 608 00:46:57,118 --> 00:46:59,037 Oh, stop with the sex stories! 609 00:46:59,162 --> 00:47:01,623 You're grumpy because you've been busy. 610 00:47:01,748 --> 00:47:05,251 I want you to stop everything, go on in here, take a bath... 611 00:47:05,376 --> 00:47:08,046 Hey, guys! Get the turtle out of the bathtub! 612 00:47:08,171 --> 00:47:11,174 I'll look for the pictures first thing in the morning, OK? 613 00:47:11,299 --> 00:47:13,343 All right. Good night, honey. 614 00:47:48,378 --> 00:47:51,089 - Somebody better be dead! - Billy! 615 00:47:51,214 --> 00:47:53,174 Billy, I want you to do me a favour. 616 00:47:53,299 --> 00:47:55,427 - Who you talkin' to? - Nobody. 617 00:47:55,552 --> 00:47:56,886 - Who's that? - No one. 618 00:47:57,011 --> 00:47:58,471 Hey, is that Dean? 619 00:47:58,596 --> 00:48:01,307 - Hi, Dean. Come on in. - Go back to bed, Gertie. 620 00:48:01,433 --> 00:48:05,770 - If you treat me like that, I'm goin' home. - Come on, Gertie, don't be like that! 621 00:48:05,895 --> 00:48:09,107 Remember in high school you faked our IDs? I need a fake bride. 622 00:48:09,232 --> 00:48:12,944 - Come on, Dean. I'm busy! - Not any more. She's goin' home. 623 00:48:13,611 --> 00:48:15,697 OK, but if we get caught, it's your ass! 624 00:48:17,866 --> 00:48:20,702 It's my wedding day. Why do I look so annoyed? 625 00:48:20,827 --> 00:48:23,204 Oh, yeah. Your dad showed up shit-faced. 626 00:48:23,329 --> 00:48:26,624 He threw potato salad all over my mom. We had to throw him out! 627 00:48:26,750 --> 00:48:29,544 Why do I always have this depressed look on my face? 628 00:48:29,669 --> 00:48:33,506 You were grumpy a lot. You were losing the weight, then you gained it back. 629 00:48:33,631 --> 00:48:37,302 - Thin, fat, thin, fat. - Was I always this miserable? 630 00:48:37,427 --> 00:48:40,555 - Wasn't I ever happy? - Well, sure, honey. Lots. 631 00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,475 You were the happiest little wife and mother around! 632 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:47,437 Look at this. Before you lost the weight. Can you believe it? 633 00:48:49,606 --> 00:48:52,442 All right. Now, that's it. Are you satisfied? 634 00:48:53,443 --> 00:48:55,487 - Yes. - Good. 635 00:48:56,863 --> 00:48:59,741 I suppose I belong here in this... hovel. 636 00:49:01,326 --> 00:49:03,369 Come on, Jackson! 637 00:49:04,287 --> 00:49:06,331 Well, this is my life. 638 00:49:06,956 --> 00:49:09,000 I didn't marry very well, did I? 639 00:49:14,297 --> 00:49:16,341 - Your body ~ 640 00:49:16,466 --> 00:49:20,345 I love LA. I love all my starlets! 641 00:49:20,470 --> 00:49:23,014 - What were your names again? - Tofutti Klein. 642 00:49:23,139 --> 00:49:25,100 Tofutti! I love it! 643 00:49:25,225 --> 00:49:27,477 If that's my mother-in-law, I'm not here. 644 00:49:27,602 --> 00:49:30,249 You're Kim and Kimberly... 645 00:49:30,563 --> 00:49:33,399 - The Stayton yacht. - Hello, Andrew. It's Mrs Mintz. 646 00:49:33,525 --> 00:49:35,527 I'm so virile, I'm so rich! 647 00:49:35,652 --> 00:49:37,737 I'd like to speak to my daughter. 648 00:49:37,862 --> 00:49:40,407 They're not here, madam. They've gone shopping. 649 00:49:45,912 --> 00:49:48,456 Uh, a little bit lower. 650 00:49:48,581 --> 00:49:51,167 Yeah. Yeah, lower. 651 00:49:52,919 --> 00:49:54,963 That's good. That's good. 652 00:49:56,589 --> 00:50:00,635 - Were you really in the Coast Guard? - Damn right. 653 00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,846 Why does he keep staring at me? 654 00:50:02,971 --> 00:50:04,806 - Is he? - Yes! He was staring at me 655 00:50:04,931 --> 00:50:07,142 with his mouth open all through dinner. 656 00:50:07,267 --> 00:50:11,187 Well, honey, Billy was your high-school boyfriend. 657 00:50:12,981 --> 00:50:16,693 You don't get any of the old feelings back when you look at him, do you? 658 00:50:25,869 --> 00:50:27,746 I don't wanna do it! 659 00:50:27,871 --> 00:50:31,791 You gotta do it if you wanna be a gruesome ghoul! 660 00:50:31,916 --> 00:50:34,711 It's part of the initiation! Think about it. 661 00:50:34,836 --> 00:50:37,922 That's good. Thanks a lot. Ah, yeah. 662 00:50:39,424 --> 00:50:42,802 Uh, sugarlips. I think our guest needs another beer. 663 00:50:43,386 --> 00:50:46,723 Uh, well, I really shouldn't, but maybe, uh... just one more 664 00:50:47,140 --> 00:50:48,558 six-pack! 665 00:50:54,314 --> 00:50:56,274 - Attagirl! - Thank you. 666 00:50:56,399 --> 00:50:58,026 That's all the beer. 667 00:50:58,151 --> 00:51:00,653 Whoa, buttercup! Just about time for dessert! 668 00:51:00,779 --> 00:51:03,364 - How about some brownies? - I didn't make any. 669 00:51:03,490 --> 00:51:06,409 - How about chocolate cream pie? - I made that. 670 00:51:06,534 --> 00:51:10,330 - Is this gonna work? - My ideas always work. I'm gifted. 671 00:51:10,455 --> 00:51:13,750 I loved it when you glued Joey to the toilet seat. 672 00:51:16,086 --> 00:51:19,923 I was thinking about it at work. We need a theme for the golf course. 673 00:51:20,256 --> 00:51:24,803 We can use a few contraptions you can knock some golf balls through. 674 00:51:25,011 --> 00:51:28,264 - What's the score? I had my eyes closed. - 32-10. 675 00:51:28,389 --> 00:51:31,228 - Who's winning? - The guys with 32. 676 00:51:43,405 --> 00:51:45,365 - Great! - Who did this?! 677 00:51:48,034 --> 00:51:49,702 Travis! 678 00:51:49,828 --> 00:51:52,122 Hey, honey, what happened? 679 00:51:52,247 --> 00:51:55,333 Oooh! This happened. 680 00:51:57,794 --> 00:52:01,798 - You guys are beggin' for it! - Stop blustering! You won't punish them! 681 00:52:01,923 --> 00:52:04,551 Ease up there, love chop! Just ease up. 682 00:52:04,676 --> 00:52:07,178 Ease up? Ease up? 683 00:52:08,054 --> 00:52:11,307 Since I walked through that door, I have cooked, cleaned, 684 00:52:11,433 --> 00:52:13,309 scrubbed, chopped wood. 685 00:52:13,435 --> 00:52:17,272 I've waited on you, your dogs, your kids and your friends 686 00:52:17,397 --> 00:52:20,733 in the hopes that I would remember some shred of my life 687 00:52:20,859 --> 00:52:24,279 and now it is entirely clear to me why I've chosen to block it out! 688 00:52:24,404 --> 00:52:27,282 - Now, none of this ever... - Bothered me before. 689 00:52:27,407 --> 00:52:29,075 Well, it bothers me now. 690 00:52:31,578 --> 00:52:34,247 - All right, Joe! - Is that so? 691 00:52:35,206 --> 00:52:39,210 Hey, hey, Joe! Come on, guys! No more jokes on Mom today, huh? 692 00:52:39,335 --> 00:52:41,463 You really got her where you want her. 693 00:52:41,588 --> 00:52:44,507 I got everything under control, don't worry. 694 00:52:44,632 --> 00:52:47,761 - This is flat. Give me another one, Billy. - I only got six. 695 00:52:47,886 --> 00:52:51,598 We're just gonna have to send out the old ball and chain to buy some more. 696 00:52:58,938 --> 00:53:00,899 Good stuff! 697 00:53:01,024 --> 00:53:03,067 Your chocolate cream pie. 698 00:53:11,326 --> 00:53:12,952 Thanks, honey. 699 00:53:13,078 --> 00:53:17,165 I guess it's kinda tough to serve with your hands stuck to plates. 700 00:53:20,919 --> 00:53:22,670 Honey, we need forks! 701 00:53:24,005 --> 00:53:26,132 - Sugarlips! - Yeah? 702 00:53:30,470 --> 00:53:32,222 Wait a minute! 703 00:53:36,476 --> 00:53:38,520 Fire, fire, fire! 704 00:53:43,608 --> 00:53:46,027 - Yeah! - OK, guys, go get her! 705 00:53:51,366 --> 00:53:53,410 Hey, thanks for a lovely dinner. 706 00:53:53,535 --> 00:53:56,579 - She never did that before. - She did it now! 707 00:53:56,704 --> 00:53:59,582 - Look at this! I gotta go to work! - Wait for me! 708 00:54:00,250 --> 00:54:02,419 She went this way, guys! 709 00:54:02,544 --> 00:54:05,004 Gruesome ghouls, attack! 710 00:54:05,130 --> 00:54:07,841 - What should I do, Travis? - Go home! 711 00:54:13,054 --> 00:54:14,472 I got you! 712 00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:21,479 - Tickle her! - She's ticklish! 713 00:54:22,105 --> 00:54:24,149 Ow, that hurts! Ow! 714 00:54:25,984 --> 00:54:27,986 Leave me alone! 715 00:54:29,738 --> 00:54:31,781 All right, time to get up. 716 00:54:32,907 --> 00:54:35,869 Go to the bathroom and do what you normally do. 717 00:54:35,994 --> 00:54:38,955 - You gonna squirt us with a hose again? - That's up to you. 718 00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:43,209 - I gotta feed my turtle. - The damn turtle stole my headband. 719 00:54:43,334 --> 00:54:45,378 Joey, come on. Time to get up! 720 00:54:45,503 --> 00:54:49,299 I don't want to! The teacher's a big fat tub! 721 00:54:49,966 --> 00:54:52,093 Proffitt boys, come up here! 722 00:54:55,930 --> 00:54:59,017 Miss Pitcannon tells me you don't wanna take these tests. 723 00:54:59,142 --> 00:55:01,644 I'm itchin' and I wanna go home! 724 00:55:01,770 --> 00:55:05,940 You may go stand in the corner until you can talk like a little boy! 725 00:55:07,192 --> 00:55:09,944 All of you children are new in this school. 726 00:55:10,070 --> 00:55:13,656 These scores will determine your placement in future classes. 727 00:55:13,782 --> 00:55:17,744 - You must concentrate... Greg! Stop that! - Make a face. 728 00:55:17,869 --> 00:55:19,996 - I'm in real bad shape! - Nonsense! 729 00:55:20,121 --> 00:55:24,667 Now, if you concentrate, I'm sure you can control those little bodies. 730 00:55:25,627 --> 00:55:27,629 I see that, Amanda. 731 00:55:27,754 --> 00:55:29,798 Joey, sit! 732 00:55:30,799 --> 00:55:34,385 - Is anyone at your home? - Yeah. Our mom is. 733 00:55:34,511 --> 00:55:37,889 You have a mother now? Your father remarried? 734 00:55:39,057 --> 00:55:41,976 Um, yeah. We got a new mother now. 735 00:55:42,102 --> 00:55:45,688 Well, good. Then I'm calling both your parents! 736 00:55:51,277 --> 00:55:54,823 Mrs Burbridge, I'm Annie Proffitt. What happened? 737 00:55:54,948 --> 00:55:59,452 Well, Mrs Proffitt, apparently your children consider themselves 738 00:55:59,577 --> 00:56:02,288 above taking the Schwartzman-Heinliken tests. 739 00:56:02,414 --> 00:56:05,291 I'm sorry. What are the Schwartzman-Heinliken tests? 740 00:56:05,417 --> 00:56:10,839 Placement tests. They are very valuable in measuring intelligence and potential. 741 00:56:10,964 --> 00:56:12,215 Sit still! 742 00:56:12,340 --> 00:56:15,260 Your children are a discipline problem. 743 00:56:15,385 --> 00:56:18,763 I know. I have had difficulties myself. 744 00:56:19,305 --> 00:56:22,642 - What did you do now? - Oh! They decided to play sick! 745 00:56:22,767 --> 00:56:25,228 And not very convincingly. 746 00:56:25,353 --> 00:56:30,191 Now, I believe their problems exist because of deficient parental guidance. 747 00:56:30,316 --> 00:56:33,027 The children are slovenly, incorrigible 748 00:56:33,153 --> 00:56:37,949 and being reared by a father who clearly isn't concerned about their welfare, 749 00:56:38,074 --> 00:56:41,035 but is himself just a large child! 750 00:56:41,161 --> 00:56:44,998 - Excuse me, Mrs Burbridge. - Oh, the test results. Thank you. 751 00:56:45,123 --> 00:56:48,960 I'll look these over as soon as I'm finished with this... woman. 752 00:56:49,085 --> 00:56:51,087 Oh, my God. 753 00:56:55,675 --> 00:56:58,470 I'll see you later in the cafeteria. 754 00:57:00,472 --> 00:57:03,850 Mrs Burbridge, would you come over here for a moment? 755 00:57:05,059 --> 00:57:09,522 Has it escaped your attention that these children have head-to-toe poison oak? 756 00:57:09,647 --> 00:57:12,108 Well, no... Yes, but... 757 00:57:12,233 --> 00:57:15,987 But what? My children are in need of medical assistance! 758 00:57:16,112 --> 00:57:20,158 And you can sit here and smugly lecture me on the importance of tests? 759 00:57:20,283 --> 00:57:24,829 Tests which label children's potential - a thing which cannot be measured! 760 00:57:24,954 --> 00:57:27,874 Least of all by anal-compulsive Huns! 761 00:57:29,250 --> 00:57:33,755 And my husband may be a large child, but that's none of your business. 762 00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:36,466 And my children may be rotten, but they're mine! 763 00:57:36,591 --> 00:57:39,177 And I think that they're bright and sensitive. 764 00:57:39,302 --> 00:57:42,514 So I have no doubts whatsoever about their intelligence! 765 00:57:42,639 --> 00:57:45,725 I do, however, have serious doubts about yours! 766 00:57:46,935 --> 00:57:49,020 Kids, get in the car. Let's go. 767 00:57:49,395 --> 00:57:50,396 Move! 768 00:57:53,316 --> 00:57:56,152 - She told her off. - Dad never did that. 769 00:57:57,821 --> 00:57:59,572 Discipline problem? 770 00:58:00,281 --> 00:58:03,118 My regards to Schwartzman and Heinliken. 771 00:58:04,494 --> 00:58:07,080 I can't stop itching! 772 00:58:07,205 --> 00:58:11,334 Well, what do you expect when you roll around in poison oak? 773 00:58:12,752 --> 00:58:17,173 What I want you to do, what the doctor said, is put it right on the red parts. 774 00:58:17,298 --> 00:58:18,425 OK? 775 00:58:18,550 --> 00:58:22,178 Soon we're going to clean up this room because it's a disgrace. 776 00:58:22,303 --> 00:58:25,974 - We like it like a disgrace. - Dad lets us do whatever we want! 777 00:58:26,099 --> 00:58:28,560 Yeah, well, it's trickling down the stairway. 778 00:58:28,685 --> 00:58:32,814 Joey, don't. Don't get that near your eyes. Look, I want you to read this. 779 00:58:32,939 --> 00:58:36,317 See what it says? "Don't get near your eyes." Read on. 780 00:58:43,408 --> 00:58:47,245 - What's this all about? - He's embarrassed cos he can't read. 781 00:58:47,370 --> 00:58:50,749 - Well, he's a small child. - He can't read for a small child either. 782 00:58:50,874 --> 00:58:53,793 The teacher makes fun of him! 783 00:58:55,754 --> 00:58:58,089 OK, we'll talk about this later. Go to sleep. 784 00:58:58,381 --> 00:59:00,383 - Dean! - Where is that? 785 00:59:00,508 --> 00:59:01,968 - Dean! - Yeah! 786 00:59:02,093 --> 00:59:04,095 - What is it? - Where are you going? 787 00:59:04,220 --> 00:59:07,015 Out. If I could ever find my... 788 00:59:07,515 --> 00:59:09,601 Oh, wait. Wait! 789 00:59:09,726 --> 00:59:11,770 Not tonight! We have to talk. 790 00:59:13,104 --> 00:59:15,899 - When I get home. I'm in a hurry. - Now! 791 00:59:17,150 --> 00:59:21,780 You know, I let the water routine slide by the other day, but let's not push it, OK? 792 00:59:21,905 --> 00:59:25,241 I got a little carried away with the hose, but this is important. 793 00:59:25,366 --> 00:59:27,911 OK, fine. What's on your mind, sugarlips? 794 00:59:28,036 --> 00:59:31,414 Stop calling me sugarlips! I have a name. Call me Annie. 795 00:59:31,539 --> 00:59:34,876 Get to the point, Annie. I'm busy. The guys are waitin' for me. 796 00:59:35,001 --> 00:59:39,339 You can't run out every time things get complicated here. The kids are sick! 797 00:59:39,464 --> 00:59:42,133 They got calamine lotion. What do you want me to do? 798 00:59:42,258 --> 00:59:47,222 - Take on some grown-up responsibility! - I earn the money. That's a responsibility. 799 00:59:47,764 --> 00:59:52,018 Are you aware that Joey can't read? That Travis only reads smut magazines? 800 00:59:52,143 --> 00:59:56,648 - I can't get him out of the bathroom. - He's 13! I'll build you another bathroom! 801 00:59:56,773 --> 00:59:59,734 They don't need that! They need guidance from you! 802 00:59:59,859 --> 01:00:05,031 Oh-oh-oh! Now, don't you worry about me and my boys, OK? We're pals. 803 01:00:05,490 --> 01:00:07,659 They have enough pals. They need a father. 804 01:00:07,784 --> 01:00:11,663 Hey, hey, hey, look. I decided a long time before you... you and me... 805 01:00:11,788 --> 01:00:15,208 We decided a long time ago, before we started this family, 806 01:00:15,333 --> 01:00:18,753 we'd raise these kids naturally, not force bullshit rules... 807 01:00:18,878 --> 01:00:21,548 I'm not talking about discipline. I'm talking... 808 01:00:21,673 --> 01:00:26,553 Stuff you shouldn't be talking about! It's none of your business, anyway. 809 01:00:26,678 --> 01:00:30,682 - My children are none of my business? - Look... I have... Now I'm late! 810 01:00:30,807 --> 01:00:32,851 Thanks a lot! Appreciate it. 811 01:01:17,812 --> 01:01:20,440 Say, Annie. Are you asleep? 812 01:01:20,565 --> 01:01:22,984 No. Go away. 813 01:01:23,109 --> 01:01:24,903 Uh... listen. I'm... 814 01:01:25,695 --> 01:01:28,364 I'm sorry I came down on you so hard before. 815 01:01:29,699 --> 01:01:31,826 It's OK. 816 01:01:31,951 --> 01:01:36,623 Just so you won't think I don't appreciate all the work you're doin' in the house 817 01:01:36,748 --> 01:01:39,834 and how you handle the kids and all that, uh... 818 01:01:41,294 --> 01:01:43,338 You know, I think you're doin' great. 819 01:01:44,214 --> 01:01:48,259 I mean, what you said about me and the boys tonight, uh... 820 01:01:49,177 --> 01:01:51,221 I guess you probably... 821 01:01:52,055 --> 01:01:56,392 You know, maybe you got a small point there, and I just... I can't... 822 01:01:57,268 --> 01:01:59,729 I can't talk to you while you're turned away. 823 01:01:59,854 --> 01:02:02,774 - Will you just please get your head out? - No. 824 01:02:02,899 --> 01:02:04,943 - No! - Why? 825 01:02:07,237 --> 01:02:09,280 Because I'm so ugly. 826 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:12,659 I got poison oak, too! 827 01:02:13,451 --> 01:02:16,579 Come on, now. Nobody cares what you look like. 828 01:02:16,704 --> 01:02:21,000 I mean, we do like the way you look. Normally you look real pretty. 829 01:02:21,126 --> 01:02:23,837 You just don't now. 830 01:02:24,546 --> 01:02:26,589 All right, forget it. 831 01:02:27,382 --> 01:02:30,635 I don't even have a wedding ring! 832 01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:35,723 - What? - I lost my wedding ring in the sea. 833 01:02:37,016 --> 01:02:39,978 OK, come on. Come on. 834 01:02:40,103 --> 01:02:42,814 Let's go. 835 01:02:42,939 --> 01:02:46,818 Oh, no. I'm not going back in the water barrel! 836 01:02:47,944 --> 01:02:51,197 I'm puttin' you in the bedroom. I'll take the couch. 837 01:02:51,740 --> 01:02:54,451 Oh, hey, listen. I've had poison oak a million times. 838 01:02:54,576 --> 01:02:56,786 Come on, guys. Up! Up! 839 01:02:57,287 --> 01:03:01,499 Yeah. You know, I once got poison oak on my bu... back. 840 01:03:02,250 --> 01:03:03,710 And, uh... 841 01:03:03,835 --> 01:03:07,839 Well, don't you worry. It'll be gone in no time. Lift your head. 842 01:03:07,964 --> 01:03:10,925 - That's it. Is that better? - Yeah. 843 01:03:11,050 --> 01:03:13,094 - All right? - Yes. 844 01:03:14,345 --> 01:03:18,266 Tell me something about my life, about my past. Please. 845 01:03:19,267 --> 01:03:21,311 Something not horrible. 846 01:03:22,437 --> 01:03:24,481 Uh, OK. 847 01:03:28,026 --> 01:03:32,447 Yeah. Well, there was that time, uh... 848 01:03:32,572 --> 01:03:34,157 ...when you were, uh... 849 01:03:34,282 --> 01:03:36,534 You were working at... 850 01:03:36,659 --> 01:03:39,245 yeah, Burger Boy over in Lewisville. 851 01:03:39,788 --> 01:03:43,666 And, uh, this kid started choking on a French fry. 852 01:03:43,792 --> 01:03:47,295 Everybody there panicked, including me, except for you. 853 01:03:47,420 --> 01:03:53,093 You ran over to him and you gave him that Heimlich manoeuvre, where you... 854 01:03:53,885 --> 01:03:56,513 And poof! The kid puked up the fry 855 01:03:56,638 --> 01:03:59,474 and they named you Burger Boy employee of the month. 856 01:03:59,599 --> 01:04:03,895 It was great. They put your picture above the cash register and... 857 01:04:04,020 --> 01:04:06,773 I was really proud of you. I mean it. 858 01:04:10,110 --> 01:04:12,862 You can be quite charming when you wanna be. 859 01:04:13,947 --> 01:04:16,866 Ah. You just caught me on a bad day. 860 01:04:19,953 --> 01:04:22,163 Good night... Annie. 861 01:04:23,748 --> 01:04:25,792 Good night. 862 01:04:32,841 --> 01:04:36,127 - Heads up! - After I finished with the Coast Guard, 863 01:04:36,227 --> 01:04:39,097 I looked up Dean. We used to play football together. 864 01:04:39,222 --> 01:04:42,934 Used to call him Mean Dean Proffitt. Used to call me Bad Billy Pratt. 865 01:04:43,059 --> 01:04:45,520 - Out! - Now, Billy, when did we date? 866 01:04:48,314 --> 01:04:50,358 Let's eat! 867 01:04:51,359 --> 01:04:54,237 - It might be... - Are we talking about the golf course? 868 01:04:54,362 --> 01:04:57,240 Yeah. The guys with suits come down in less than a week. 869 01:04:57,365 --> 01:04:59,159 What do you think about this, huh? 870 01:04:59,284 --> 01:05:02,579 Sink 'Em and Drink 'Em. 18 holes based on famous breweries. 871 01:05:02,704 --> 01:05:05,415 I think what I thought yesterday. It's a lousy idea. 872 01:05:05,540 --> 01:05:08,168 I thought you'd change your mind now you're sober. 873 01:05:08,293 --> 01:05:11,379 What about other places? Foreign places. 874 01:05:11,504 --> 01:05:13,548 What do you mean? Like France or Africa? 875 01:05:13,673 --> 01:05:16,092 Mais oui! La Tour Eiffel, comme c'est jolie! 876 01:05:16,217 --> 01:05:18,845 I speak French! 877 01:05:19,679 --> 01:05:22,015 It just came out. 878 01:05:22,140 --> 01:05:24,350 Do I know what I said? 879 01:05:24,476 --> 01:05:26,269 Yes, I do. 880 01:05:26,394 --> 01:05:28,521 I must have learned that in Paris. 881 01:05:29,606 --> 01:05:31,649 When was I in Paris? 882 01:05:32,525 --> 01:05:34,611 In the Navy. 883 01:05:34,736 --> 01:05:37,822 - Navy. - Well, it's a stupid idea in any language. 884 01:05:37,947 --> 01:05:40,617 Besides, we're building these things in America. 885 01:05:41,117 --> 01:05:43,203 Wait a minute. This isn't a bad idea. 886 01:05:43,328 --> 01:05:45,872 I could invent some wild things here. Go on. 887 01:05:45,997 --> 01:05:49,667 Well, like, uh... the Taj Mahal, Seven Wonders of the World. 888 01:05:49,793 --> 01:05:54,089 - Bring them to the people of Elk Cove! - Well, I gotta bring it in for a price. 889 01:05:54,214 --> 01:05:57,008 I can bring it in, but can you draw me some pictures 890 01:05:57,133 --> 01:05:59,761 so I can see what you mean? Annie? 891 01:06:04,557 --> 01:06:06,810 - What's this? - Travis found a girlfriend. 892 01:06:06,935 --> 01:06:09,979 Hey, Trav! Don't knock her up! 893 01:06:10,980 --> 01:06:14,776 - Very funny! Watch your... - Oh, Mom! 894 01:06:14,901 --> 01:06:17,112 Yeah, "Oh, Mom!" Watch your language! 895 01:06:17,237 --> 01:06:19,572 Come on! What are you talkin' about? 896 01:06:19,697 --> 01:06:22,784 - Pick a wonder. - Stevie Wonder. 897 01:06:23,910 --> 01:06:26,913 - Give me a wonder. One wonder. - There's Mount Rushmore. 898 01:06:27,038 --> 01:06:29,082 - The Parthenon. - Parthenon, right. 899 01:06:29,207 --> 01:06:33,461 - St Basil's, the Russian cathedral. - Grand Canyon. Everybody'll love that! 900 01:06:33,586 --> 01:06:35,964 - Egyptian pyramids. - The Eiffel Tower. 901 01:06:36,089 --> 01:06:41,177 It's expensive. I gotta build... If it rains... Hey, fibreglass! Perfect! 902 01:06:44,514 --> 01:06:47,976 Let's clean up for an early dinner. I've got a lot of drawing to do. 903 01:06:48,101 --> 01:06:50,145 Isn't Dad gonna eat with us tonight? 904 01:06:50,270 --> 01:06:52,564 No! He had to go out. 905 01:06:53,690 --> 01:06:56,109 - He had to go bowling this time. - Really? 906 01:06:56,234 --> 01:06:59,195 It's pretty hard to go bowling without a bowling ball. 907 01:07:15,003 --> 01:07:18,339 D I know I done you wrong 908 01:07:18,465 --> 01:07:21,509 d Do you remember that rainy evening I put you out 909 01:07:21,634 --> 01:07:23,154 d With nothin' but a fine-toothed comb 910 01:07:23,261 --> 01:07:25,430 What would you want with old sweet-mouth? 911 01:07:25,555 --> 01:07:28,057 D Ain't that a shame, I know I'm to blame 912 01:07:28,183 --> 01:07:31,686 d Bill Bailey, won't you please come home? 913 01:07:35,982 --> 01:07:39,819 Scott Murphy, bring your invoice up to the front. 914 01:07:39,944 --> 01:07:43,490 This ain't your average pile of fertiliser here. 915 01:07:43,615 --> 01:07:48,244 Uh-uh. No, siree. This here's a special blend. 916 01:07:48,369 --> 01:07:53,374 Fish heads, shrimp skins, crab claws, earthworm droppings... 917 01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:55,794 I don't wanna know that much about it. 918 01:07:55,919 --> 01:07:59,005 - Here you go. - After this, you get to shovel fish guts! 919 01:07:59,130 --> 01:08:01,633 If you're lucky, we'll let you clean the truck! 920 01:08:02,133 --> 01:08:06,471 - Whoops! I forgot to give you this. - What have I got to put on airs for? 921 01:08:06,596 --> 01:08:08,640 Oh, stop fussing. You look great. 922 01:08:08,765 --> 01:08:12,936 Well, they put their pants on just like me - one leg at a time. 923 01:08:13,061 --> 01:08:15,188 Now, don't be nervous, OK? 924 01:08:15,313 --> 01:08:17,232 If you don't get it, so what? 925 01:08:17,357 --> 01:08:20,693 We've been through rougher times than these before. 926 01:08:20,819 --> 01:08:22,862 I think. 927 01:08:28,410 --> 01:08:32,372 Gentlemen, this is Dean Proffitt, inventor and master craftsman. 928 01:08:33,206 --> 01:08:35,375 What we're here for this evening is this. 929 01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:39,379 It's the Wonders of the World miniature golf course. 930 01:08:39,504 --> 01:08:43,383 If you look at these pictures, you can begin to sort of feel... 931 01:08:43,508 --> 01:08:47,512 What we're trying to do is bring some of this outer world here into Elk Cove. 932 01:08:47,637 --> 01:08:50,807 The Leaning Tower of Pizza doubles as a pizza stand. 933 01:08:50,932 --> 01:08:54,644 That sort of gives us an idea of where we might go in the future. 934 01:08:55,979 --> 01:08:58,690 Oh, shit, I'm sorry. Here, let me get that. 935 01:08:58,815 --> 01:09:01,025 Waitress! Get over here, will you? 936 01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:04,863 Have you ever been nervous in your life? 937 01:09:11,870 --> 01:09:14,372 Go ahead, ask me. Ask me if we got the money. 938 01:09:14,497 --> 01:09:16,124 Did you get the money? 939 01:09:16,249 --> 01:09:18,626 - We got the money! - Oooh, great! 940 01:09:18,752 --> 01:09:21,254 - That's so great! - Can you believe it?! 941 01:09:28,970 --> 01:09:32,974 Step up! She rolls up here... and down. 942 01:09:33,683 --> 01:09:37,812 It's got three choices. This time, it's going through the oil funnel, 943 01:09:37,937 --> 01:09:42,067 past the plastic fan, into the kids' sand shovel and flour sifter. 944 01:09:42,192 --> 01:09:46,780 Now, turn around quick. Here it comes. It should be out about now. 945 01:09:46,905 --> 01:09:49,145 - OK, now show me your invention. - You're gonna hate it. 946 01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:51,034 I'm not gonna hate it. I love 'em. 947 01:09:56,539 --> 01:09:57,957 That's nice. 948 01:10:04,005 --> 01:10:07,008 I gotta tell her, Billy. I gotta tell Annie the truth. 949 01:10:07,133 --> 01:10:10,220 In the beginning, it was OK because it was part of a gag. 950 01:10:10,345 --> 01:10:13,723 Now it's more like lies. I... I know what you're thinkin'. 951 01:10:13,848 --> 01:10:17,477 - Hey, I'm not thinkin' anything. - Yeah, you are and I'm gonna tell her. 952 01:10:17,602 --> 01:10:19,646 I know it's time to tell her! 953 01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:25,777 Ooh, Dr Death looks mad. 954 01:10:25,902 --> 01:10:29,572 - Joker's saying "No". - I know. What does he say up here? 955 01:10:30,323 --> 01:10:33,076 "I will re... re... re..." 956 01:10:33,201 --> 01:10:38,081 - Reduce. - "Reduce your puny planet to rub..." 957 01:10:38,790 --> 01:10:41,000 - Ru... ru... - Rubble. 958 01:10:41,126 --> 01:10:43,837 Good! That's very good, sweetie. 959 01:10:44,921 --> 01:10:47,382 Are you gonna leave? 960 01:10:49,259 --> 01:10:51,219 No. I'm your mommy. 961 01:10:51,344 --> 01:10:54,472 - I'm not going anywhere. - Sometimes moms leave. 962 01:10:55,181 --> 01:10:58,601 Well, I guess maybe they do. But I'm not gonna go anywhere. 963 01:10:58,726 --> 01:11:00,770 Good. 964 01:11:02,272 --> 01:11:04,733 Oooh, what is this? Is this a present for me? 965 01:11:04,858 --> 01:11:08,570 - Yes. I made it from macaroni. - I love it. 966 01:11:09,070 --> 01:11:11,239 I'll always wear it. 967 01:11:12,741 --> 01:11:14,826 - Hey, Dad! - Hi! How's it goin', guys? 968 01:11:14,951 --> 01:11:17,370 I got the part of Tiny Tim in the school play. 969 01:11:17,495 --> 01:11:19,914 - I got an A in English. - I'm flunkin' math. 970 01:11:20,832 --> 01:11:23,835 Well, I guess we better work on it later on, huh? 971 01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:27,005 You're just in time. Dr Death is on the rampage. 972 01:11:28,673 --> 01:11:30,592 Annie, I need to talk to you. 973 01:11:30,717 --> 01:11:32,761 Alone, guys. 974 01:11:36,723 --> 01:11:39,476 - Is something wrong? - Uh, well... 975 01:11:39,601 --> 01:11:42,187 No. Uh, yeah. Yeah. 976 01:11:42,312 --> 01:11:46,024 No, I just... I need to tell you somethin'. Here, sit down. 977 01:11:46,608 --> 01:11:48,651 What is it? 978 01:11:49,652 --> 01:11:53,239 Annie, I've done... I've done something that, um... 979 01:11:53,364 --> 01:11:55,992 I'm ashamed of. And I just... 980 01:11:56,117 --> 01:11:59,162 - I already know. - You do? 981 01:12:01,581 --> 01:12:06,127 - What... What do you know? - You work nights at the fertiliser plant. 982 01:12:09,255 --> 01:12:12,967 You don't have to be ashamed because you shovel fish guts. 983 01:12:14,010 --> 01:12:16,679 I'm proud of you no matter what you do. 984 01:12:16,805 --> 01:12:20,850 - Is that it? - Uh, well, that's one of the things, but I... 985 01:12:20,975 --> 01:12:24,354 No. Not really. 986 01:12:25,021 --> 01:12:27,065 What is it? 987 01:12:32,612 --> 01:12:34,864 Annie... 988 01:12:39,327 --> 01:12:41,371 I... 989 01:12:42,163 --> 01:12:45,083 I... God, I forgot your birthday. 990 01:12:45,750 --> 01:12:48,753 - It's my birthday? - Come on! Get dressed! 991 01:12:55,135 --> 01:12:57,387 D Jim Dandy to the rescue 992 01:12:58,221 --> 01:13:00,390 d Jim Dandy to the rescue 993 01:13:01,057 --> 01:13:03,435 d Jim Dandy to the rescue 994 01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:06,479 d Go, Jim Dandy! Go, Jim Dandy! 995 01:13:07,021 --> 01:13:09,524 D I'm sittin' on a mountain top 996 01:13:09,899 --> 01:13:12,652 d 30,000 feet to drop 997 01:13:12,777 --> 01:13:15,655 d Spied a lady on a runaway horse 998 01:13:15,780 --> 01:13:17,991 d Uh-huh, that's right, of course! 999 01:13:18,533 --> 01:13:20,785 D Jim Dandy to the rescue 1000 01:13:20,910 --> 01:13:23,913 d Go, Jim Dandy! Go, Jim Dandy! 1001 01:13:24,622 --> 01:13:28,251 - Come on, I've had it! - What? Are we goin' home? 1002 01:13:28,376 --> 01:13:30,128 - What? - Are we going home? 1003 01:13:30,253 --> 01:13:33,339 - Oh, no. I just... Aren't you hot? - Yeah. Let's go outside. 1004 01:13:33,465 --> 01:13:36,718 - Come on! - Hey, let's not forget this. It's $7 a pop. 1005 01:13:36,843 --> 01:13:40,680 Don't worry about what it costs. It's your birthday! I got it covered. 1006 01:13:43,183 --> 01:13:45,852 Just one last toast to your birthday. 1007 01:13:46,728 --> 01:13:48,980 Oh! Whoops, I lost my bottom. 1008 01:13:49,105 --> 01:13:50,690 Wait a minute. 1009 01:13:51,066 --> 01:13:54,235 There! They always do that. Now, this is... 1010 01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:56,529 - Happy birthday, Annie. - Thanks, Dean. 1011 01:13:59,157 --> 01:14:02,869 - I've never tasted anything quite like this. - It's good stuff. 1012 01:14:03,578 --> 01:14:05,997 Boy, it sure is pretty, isn't it? 1013 01:14:07,540 --> 01:14:09,793 Why do they honk three times? 1014 01:14:09,918 --> 01:14:11,961 To signal they're comin' home. 1015 01:14:12,087 --> 01:14:17,258 Yeah, it's a legend... of Arturo, who was a Portuguese fisherman. 1016 01:14:17,383 --> 01:14:21,096 He met this beautiful girl his first night in town - Catarina. 1017 01:14:21,221 --> 01:14:24,057 And, um, eventually they fell in love. 1018 01:14:24,182 --> 01:14:28,186 But the problem was that Catarina's father was the territorial governor. 1019 01:14:28,311 --> 01:14:31,606 He didn't want his only little girl to be with a lowly fisherman. 1020 01:14:31,731 --> 01:14:34,692 So he told Arturo that he'd have to ship off, 1021 01:14:34,818 --> 01:14:38,446 which he did, but he told Catarina he'd be back for her 1022 01:14:38,571 --> 01:14:42,492 and when he came back, he'd signal with three long blasts 1023 01:14:42,617 --> 01:14:47,080 so she could dive off the rocks and swim to the boat, and they'd be on their way. 1024 01:14:47,205 --> 01:14:49,082 Oh, I love this story. 1025 01:14:49,207 --> 01:14:52,127 So, a year later, everything went as planned. 1026 01:14:52,252 --> 01:14:54,587 But when she was swimmin' out to the boat, 1027 01:14:54,712 --> 01:14:58,383 the fog got so thick that, uh, she couldn't find the boat. 1028 01:14:59,259 --> 01:15:02,971 Arturo panicked and he called out "Catarina! Catarina!" 1029 01:15:03,096 --> 01:15:05,056 Catarina yelled back "Arturo!" 1030 01:15:05,181 --> 01:15:09,436 With that, he dove right off the boat into the icy waters, and they... 1031 01:15:09,561 --> 01:15:11,938 - Kissed. - No, they drowned. 1032 01:15:12,063 --> 01:15:14,566 They never found each other and they drowned. 1033 01:15:14,691 --> 01:15:18,445 - Oh, that's a terrible story! - Yeah, but the legend is 1034 01:15:18,570 --> 01:15:22,699 they reunited at the bottom of the sea, right over there, 1035 01:15:22,824 --> 01:15:27,287 and every time you see the spray goin' up, it's them. 1036 01:15:27,412 --> 01:15:30,707 - Making love? - Yeah. 1037 01:15:30,832 --> 01:15:32,876 For ever and ever. 1038 01:15:41,634 --> 01:15:46,139 D For I can't help 1039 01:15:46,848 --> 01:15:52,145 d Falling in love... 1040 01:15:52,270 --> 01:15:54,314 Dean? 1041 01:15:55,732 --> 01:15:57,776 What, Annie? 1042 01:15:58,359 --> 01:16:00,403 How old am I? 1043 01:16:05,784 --> 01:16:07,827 29. 1044 01:17:10,265 --> 01:17:12,308 - Dean. - Yeah? 1045 01:17:13,268 --> 01:17:15,311 Was it always like this? 1046 01:17:17,272 --> 01:17:19,941 Every time with you is like the first time. 1047 01:17:45,383 --> 01:17:47,177 Oh, come on, guys! 1048 01:17:47,302 --> 01:17:49,554 Hey, let us sleep for a while! 1049 01:17:49,679 --> 01:17:51,723 Right, that's it! I'm gonna spank 'em. 1050 01:17:51,848 --> 01:17:55,727 - No! Dean, please don't. - Every one of them's gonna get it! 1051 01:17:56,519 --> 01:17:57,937 Surprise! 1052 01:17:58,063 --> 01:18:00,356 - A washing machine! - Do you like it? 1053 01:18:01,107 --> 01:18:03,443 Honey, it's so expensive. 1054 01:18:03,568 --> 01:18:05,612 No shit! 1055 01:18:07,906 --> 01:18:09,741 Thank you. 1056 01:18:09,866 --> 01:18:13,161 She might have no tits but she has a nice ass. 1057 01:18:29,302 --> 01:18:31,137 Grant? 1058 01:18:31,262 --> 01:18:33,098 Edith. Hello. 1059 01:18:33,223 --> 01:18:37,185 This is ludicrous, Grant. I have called every week for two months. 1060 01:18:37,310 --> 01:18:39,312 I've looked forward to each call. 1061 01:18:39,437 --> 01:18:42,607 Do you have the gall to tell me that I've missed her again? 1062 01:18:42,732 --> 01:18:45,360 - She's sleeping. - I don't believe you. 1063 01:18:45,485 --> 01:18:47,862 Grant, if you do not produce Joanna 1064 01:18:47,987 --> 01:18:53,243 in one week, I am going to hire a mass of mercenaries to hunt you down 1065 01:18:53,368 --> 01:18:57,247 and chop off the protruding parts of your body. Is that clear? 1066 01:18:57,372 --> 01:19:00,542 I'll find her. I mean, you'll have your daughter soon. Bye! 1067 01:19:01,459 --> 01:19:04,879 Andrew. Point the boat back to Elk Snout. 1068 01:19:05,630 --> 01:19:08,550 You and Mommy are going to take a little trip, aren't we? 1069 01:19:08,675 --> 01:19:11,052 We's gonna go bye-bye, yes! 1070 01:19:14,556 --> 01:19:18,017 - Sit there and don't get dirty! - I hate this. 1071 01:19:18,143 --> 01:19:21,020 It's not so bad to get dressed up every once in a while. 1072 01:19:21,146 --> 01:19:23,398 It's like the goddamn Brady Bunch! 1073 01:19:24,733 --> 01:19:27,736 - Dad's here! - Mom, Dad's home! 1074 01:19:27,861 --> 01:19:29,904 Hey, guys! 1075 01:19:31,156 --> 01:19:34,242 I gotta go put on a suit. Gertie's picking me up. 1076 01:19:34,367 --> 01:19:36,911 How can you go hunting on such an important day? 1077 01:19:37,036 --> 01:19:41,166 - Easy. Pheasant don't play miniature golf. - Hunting calms Billy down, honey. 1078 01:19:41,291 --> 01:19:45,795 - The ceremonies start in an hour. - Billy, hang this guy out. 1079 01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:48,131 Sweetie, I'll be ready... in a second. 1080 01:19:48,256 --> 01:19:51,634 I lent the station wagon to Gertie so we have to take the truck. 1081 01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:53,595 God! What a mess. 1082 01:19:56,014 --> 01:19:58,057 Feathers! 1083 01:20:08,485 --> 01:20:10,862 "JS". 1084 01:20:12,739 --> 01:20:14,991 Honey, would you hand me a towel there? 1085 01:20:15,116 --> 01:20:16,993 Thanks. 1086 01:20:17,118 --> 01:20:19,079 What... What is this? 1087 01:20:19,204 --> 01:20:21,664 No, that's my question. They were in the truck. 1088 01:20:22,540 --> 01:20:25,085 These are... I dunno what these are. I... Who... 1089 01:20:25,210 --> 01:20:28,046 Here. I, uh, we gotta get going. We're gonna be late. 1090 01:20:28,171 --> 01:20:30,340 Thanks for putting my clothes on the bed. 1091 01:20:30,465 --> 01:20:32,801 - Oh, stop it! - This is nothing! 1092 01:20:32,926 --> 01:20:36,054 Nothing? I gave you the best years of my life. 1093 01:20:36,179 --> 01:20:38,181 I've raised your children. 1094 01:20:38,306 --> 01:20:41,810 I bore your fruit four times and you tell me this is nothing? 1095 01:20:41,935 --> 01:20:44,354 You're making a big deal out of a little thing. 1096 01:20:44,479 --> 01:20:47,399 It's the number one cause of divorce in this country. 1097 01:20:47,524 --> 01:20:50,568 Where's my jacket? What divorce? What are you saying... 1098 01:20:50,693 --> 01:20:54,114 - I'm saying what I'm saying. - You're saying what you're saying! 1099 01:20:54,239 --> 01:20:57,325 - What, you wanna divorce? - Well, uh... yeah, maybe I do! 1100 01:20:57,450 --> 01:21:00,912 - Well, you can't have one. - Oh, really. I can have a divorce. 1101 01:21:01,037 --> 01:21:04,833 - Where did I put my damn boots? - I can get a divorce if I want to. 1102 01:21:04,958 --> 01:21:07,419 I don't need your permission. 1103 01:21:09,421 --> 01:21:11,464 Do you love her? 1104 01:21:14,217 --> 01:21:16,553 Do you? 1105 01:21:17,595 --> 01:21:19,639 Tell me. 1106 01:21:19,764 --> 01:21:22,684 Honestly? Yes and no. 1107 01:21:23,268 --> 01:21:27,397 - More yes than no? - This is unbelievable! How did you...?! 1108 01:21:27,522 --> 01:21:30,775 I'm glad this happened. 1109 01:21:30,900 --> 01:21:35,905 I've been tryin' to figure out a way to tell you this for ever. Come here. Sit down. 1110 01:21:36,030 --> 01:21:38,074 I wanna tell you something. 1111 01:21:39,325 --> 01:21:44,122 JS is you. These are yours and we're not married. There. God, I finally said it! 1112 01:21:44,247 --> 01:21:46,291 What's her name? Jacqueline? Josie? 1113 01:21:46,416 --> 01:21:49,043 Honey, I'm not your husband and you're not my wife. 1114 01:21:49,169 --> 01:21:52,338 Is she from that fertiliser plant? Does she hand out shovels? 1115 01:21:52,464 --> 01:21:55,550 These aren't your kids! You didn't bear anything! 1116 01:21:55,675 --> 01:21:58,762 - Don't change the subject! Who is she?! - Forget it! Come here! 1117 01:22:00,305 --> 01:22:04,225 - Guys, we gotta talk and this is serious. - Mom, we're still all clean! 1118 01:22:04,350 --> 01:22:08,480 I just told her about her not being your mother and I want you to tell her, too. 1119 01:22:12,067 --> 01:22:15,779 - Go ahead, tell her. - Dad, tell her what? 1120 01:22:15,904 --> 01:22:18,907 - Tell her she's not your mother. - But she is our mother! 1121 01:22:19,032 --> 01:22:23,495 No. Don't tell her what I told you to tell her. Just tell her the truth now, OK? 1122 01:22:23,620 --> 01:22:26,664 - Tell her about the day she came home! - She went for a swim. 1123 01:22:26,790 --> 01:22:29,501 We were really worried. I was up all night pacing. 1124 01:22:29,626 --> 01:22:34,214 - You'd never seen her before! - Don't speak to my children that way! 1125 01:22:36,132 --> 01:22:39,719 - What do you think you're doing? - We won't let you ruin everything. 1126 01:22:39,844 --> 01:22:42,388 - We're keepin' her. - She doesn't belong to you! 1127 01:22:42,514 --> 01:22:45,183 She didn't belong to you, but that didn't stop you! 1128 01:22:45,308 --> 01:22:47,769 - I had my reasons! - So do we. 1129 01:22:48,853 --> 01:22:50,897 - We like her, Dad! - You like her, do you? 1130 01:22:51,022 --> 01:22:54,150 So much you'd rather live with her than your own father?! 1131 01:23:01,157 --> 01:23:04,953 - Found 'em in the glove compartment? - Yeah. Tell me every sordid detail. 1132 01:23:05,078 --> 01:23:07,622 Who is JS and what does she do to Dean? 1133 01:23:07,747 --> 01:23:10,708 - Annie... - Tell me everything. Be honest with me. 1134 01:23:10,834 --> 01:23:13,920 Annie, uh... That's my underwear. 1135 01:23:15,588 --> 01:23:18,883 - What? - I don't mean I wear it or anything. 1136 01:23:19,008 --> 01:23:21,719 - It belongs to a girlfriend. - What about Gertie? 1137 01:23:21,845 --> 01:23:25,640 I strayed. See, I got lucky with this phone-sex girl one night. 1138 01:23:25,765 --> 01:23:28,435 I found one that accepted personal cheques and... 1139 01:23:28,560 --> 01:23:32,564 You see, I don't have a back seat in my truck so I... I used yours. 1140 01:23:32,689 --> 01:23:35,817 Dean doesn't want you to tell Gert, so he's covering for me. 1141 01:23:35,942 --> 01:23:39,279 - What are you talking about? - I confessed. The jig is up. 1142 01:23:39,404 --> 01:23:42,198 The jig is up! I'm finally trying to tell her the truth. 1143 01:23:42,323 --> 01:23:47,454 I just did. See, I didn't get the reputation for being Bad Billy Pratt by accident. 1144 01:23:47,579 --> 01:23:49,873 Annie, I'm sorry. 1145 01:23:49,998 --> 01:23:52,041 I got horny. 1146 01:23:52,167 --> 01:23:55,086 - Do you hate me? - Oh, no, I don't hate you. 1147 01:23:55,754 --> 01:23:59,716 - I'm glad you're bad, Billy Pratt. - Biggest load of bullshit I've seen. 1148 01:23:59,841 --> 01:24:04,721 Honey, honey. Phone-for-sex girls don't come to your truck, honey. They... 1149 01:24:04,846 --> 01:24:08,475 No, stop trying to cover for him, sweetie. Let's just forget it. 1150 01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:12,562 Pretty expensive panties. You can have these back. 1151 01:24:12,687 --> 01:24:15,190 That girl must have more than one phone. 1152 01:24:16,775 --> 01:24:18,610 Pretty good, huh? 1153 01:24:18,735 --> 01:24:22,113 You did this to protect your ass because you faked my pictures? 1154 01:24:22,238 --> 01:24:26,409 No, I did it to protect your ass, OK? You belong with her. 1155 01:24:46,054 --> 01:24:48,098 Oh, cute. 1156 01:24:48,223 --> 01:24:51,226 Mom! Help, he has my hand. 1157 01:24:51,351 --> 01:24:54,646 Why do you stick your hands in people's mouths, anyway? 1158 01:24:54,771 --> 01:24:56,898 Let's go. Let's go to another one. 1159 01:25:07,534 --> 01:25:10,328 I have been calling all over Elk Cove. 1160 01:25:10,453 --> 01:25:15,625 No, no. Don't worry. No, no. I will try Portland for a limousine. 1161 01:25:17,043 --> 01:25:19,921 I really don't have anything to say except that, uh... 1162 01:25:20,046 --> 01:25:24,801 there would be no Wonders of the World miniature golf course if it wasn't for 1163 01:25:24,926 --> 01:25:28,138 the imagination and the creativity of one woman. 1164 01:25:28,888 --> 01:25:32,267 That's my Annie. Annie, you wanna come up here? 1165 01:25:37,689 --> 01:25:40,942 I love you, Annie. I want you to be with me always. 1166 01:25:55,749 --> 01:25:58,585 Everybody, play ball! 1167 01:26:01,588 --> 01:26:03,590 Let's go clean up. 1168 01:26:36,623 --> 01:26:40,710 - Hey, Dad! Whose car is that? - Maybe it's a rich relative. 1169 01:26:40,835 --> 01:26:45,757 - Sure, it's Daddy Warbucks! - Maybe we won the lottery. 1170 01:27:05,527 --> 01:27:09,322 Hi, Grant! I just have to put these in some water. 1171 01:27:25,588 --> 01:27:28,299 Grant? Is that you? 1172 01:27:33,805 --> 01:27:36,266 Yes. 1173 01:27:36,391 --> 01:27:39,602 Yes, you're Grant Stayton III. 1174 01:27:41,688 --> 01:27:43,815 I remember! 1175 01:27:43,940 --> 01:27:47,527 I remember. I'm Joanna Stayton. 1176 01:27:50,530 --> 01:27:54,325 Ooh! Dean, I'm cured. 1177 01:27:54,451 --> 01:27:56,494 I can remember again. 1178 01:27:57,203 --> 01:27:58,872 Oh, God! 1179 01:27:58,997 --> 01:28:02,500 You can't imagine how terrible it is not to know who you are. 1180 01:28:02,625 --> 01:28:06,921 The doctor said that my mind would come back suddenly and he was right. 1181 01:28:07,046 --> 01:28:10,884 I saw you, I walked past you into the house and poof! My memory came back. 1182 01:28:11,009 --> 01:28:14,387 Ask me anything. Ask me about my childhood in New York. 1183 01:28:14,512 --> 01:28:16,806 Uh, about my mom. Her name is Edith. 1184 01:28:16,931 --> 01:28:18,933 About my money. Money! 1185 01:28:19,059 --> 01:28:22,645 I have money! I have lots of money! I even have some in Switzerland! 1186 01:28:22,771 --> 01:28:24,814 - Switzerland? - See how I know me? 1187 01:28:24,939 --> 01:28:27,525 Oh, God, this is the happiest day of my life! 1188 01:28:27,650 --> 01:28:30,195 Oh, thank you. Thank you for bringing me here 1189 01:28:30,320 --> 01:28:32,822 and making me a wife and a mother and... 1190 01:28:32,947 --> 01:28:34,991 Why did you do that? 1191 01:28:38,870 --> 01:28:41,164 Why...? 1192 01:28:41,289 --> 01:28:43,333 I know why. 1193 01:28:45,210 --> 01:28:47,962 You're that sweaty carpenter who hates me. 1194 01:28:54,344 --> 01:28:57,347 And these are your children, and you made me 1195 01:28:58,556 --> 01:29:00,767 believe that... 1196 01:29:06,648 --> 01:29:08,775 Oh, God... 1197 01:29:10,652 --> 01:29:12,695 You tricked me. 1198 01:29:14,280 --> 01:29:16,324 You used me. 1199 01:29:20,578 --> 01:29:22,622 Say something. 1200 01:29:24,833 --> 01:29:28,253 - Annie, it just started out... - My name is not Annie. 1201 01:29:30,630 --> 01:29:32,674 And I don't belong with you. 1202 01:29:34,717 --> 01:29:36,761 And I don't belong with them. 1203 01:29:38,722 --> 01:29:41,391 I have to... get my things. 1204 01:29:48,148 --> 01:29:50,650 Don't get any ideas. I brought Olaf. 1205 01:29:50,775 --> 01:29:52,152 Olaf! 1206 01:29:56,156 --> 01:29:58,116 I think we can take Olaf. 1207 01:30:14,340 --> 01:30:16,176 I won't have... 1208 01:30:19,095 --> 01:30:21,473 There's nothing inside that's mine. 1209 01:30:30,690 --> 01:30:34,360 Joanna, for whatever it's worth, 1210 01:30:35,862 --> 01:30:37,113 thank you. 1211 01:30:49,876 --> 01:30:51,920 Come on, dear. 1212 01:30:55,548 --> 01:30:57,842 We'll get you out of these clothes. 1213 01:31:20,198 --> 01:31:22,367 - Mom, wait! - Mom! 1214 01:31:22,492 --> 01:31:25,286 - Mom! - Mom, come back! 1215 01:31:39,300 --> 01:31:42,095 - You said moms don't leave! - Get! 1216 01:31:58,361 --> 01:32:00,655 We should have told her, Dad. 1217 01:32:00,780 --> 01:32:02,824 She just would have left sooner. 1218 01:32:04,325 --> 01:32:06,369 Come on. 1219 01:32:29,392 --> 01:32:31,436 Welcome back, Mrs Stayton. 1220 01:33:16,815 --> 01:33:20,777 Dr Korman, will she ever again be the debutante I raised? 1221 01:33:20,902 --> 01:33:24,739 - Will she be one of us? - Joanna wants to rediscover her old self. 1222 01:33:25,323 --> 01:33:27,700 Her memory's almost completely restored. 1223 01:33:27,826 --> 01:33:30,370 She even recalled the session where I wrote this. 1224 01:33:30,495 --> 01:33:34,332 D I love you madly though you treat me badly... 1225 01:33:34,457 --> 01:33:36,835 Dr Korman! Please! 1226 01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:40,922 We need analysis, not "Moon River"! I want my wife back. 1227 01:33:41,047 --> 01:33:44,592 Joanna knows who she is. And she's trying to behave that way. 1228 01:33:44,717 --> 01:33:45,802 Happy? 1229 01:33:45,927 --> 01:33:48,138 Good evening, madam. 1230 01:33:48,263 --> 01:33:52,350 - Ah, my darling Joanna. - You look radiant, Jo-Jo. 1231 01:33:52,475 --> 01:33:56,062 Oh, please don't call me that. I feel like a Pomeranian. 1232 01:33:56,187 --> 01:33:59,232 You liked being called Jo-Jo. It was diddums you hated. 1233 01:33:59,357 --> 01:34:04,154 Mother, why does Dr Korman have to be here? I feel self-conscious enough as it is. 1234 01:34:04,279 --> 01:34:08,158 Oh, sweetie. Just indulge Mommy, hm? 1235 01:34:08,283 --> 01:34:11,286 Come along, now. Sit, sit, sit. 1236 01:34:11,411 --> 01:34:13,455 Andrew, I'm sitting. 1237 01:34:17,041 --> 01:34:18,877 Now, Mrs Mintz. 1238 01:34:19,627 --> 01:34:24,215 Dr Korman knows you so well, dear, and he only wants to help. 1239 01:34:24,340 --> 01:34:27,469 - Champagne, madam. - Ah, thank you, Andrew. 1240 01:34:29,387 --> 01:34:32,265 - Andrew, I'd love a beer. - A beer? 1241 01:34:33,391 --> 01:34:36,895 - It's wrong, isn't it? - Nothing is ever wrong. 1242 01:34:37,020 --> 01:34:41,816 Actually, I really don't see the harm in accommodating her wishes, Andrew. 1243 01:34:43,735 --> 01:34:47,572 - Cigarette, darling? - I don't smoke, Mother. Do I? 1244 01:34:47,697 --> 01:34:49,991 Of course you smoke. You've always smoked. 1245 01:34:50,116 --> 01:34:52,660 - I smoke. - Why don't we all smoke? 1246 01:34:53,536 --> 01:34:57,123 Why do I have to smoke? I've never smoked. I get sick when I smoke. 1247 01:34:57,248 --> 01:34:59,959 Why does everyone try to make me do what I don't want to do? 1248 01:35:00,085 --> 01:35:03,588 Grant, we are not interested in your therapy. 1249 01:35:03,713 --> 01:35:08,468 I had my nervous breakdown and I didn't have therapy. I never had therapy! 1250 01:35:09,594 --> 01:35:12,180 - Mother, would you like some? - I'd love some. 1251 01:35:12,305 --> 01:35:15,725 Put that down! Good God, Joanna! We have servants for that. 1252 01:35:15,850 --> 01:35:17,852 Now, really, this is going too far. 1253 01:35:17,977 --> 01:35:21,356 Joanna, what motivated you to rise and go get the serving tray? 1254 01:35:22,982 --> 01:35:25,735 Well, I thought you might be hungry. 1255 01:35:25,860 --> 01:35:28,613 - That's excellent. - What's excellent about it? 1256 01:35:28,738 --> 01:35:32,325 - I was hungry. - Your beer, madam. 1257 01:35:32,450 --> 01:35:35,286 Who cares that you were hungry! She became a waitress! 1258 01:35:35,412 --> 01:35:37,872 - My daughter's a waitress?! - Hold it. 1259 01:35:40,250 --> 01:35:42,335 Mm! 1260 01:35:42,460 --> 01:35:44,504 Good stuff. 1261 01:35:52,095 --> 01:35:54,931 I'll stay an extra few days, yes. 1262 01:36:06,234 --> 01:36:08,653 - They won't come in. - Shit. 1263 01:36:16,244 --> 01:36:18,413 Spaghettio Surprise. 1264 01:36:26,588 --> 01:36:29,424 - What's goin' on? - We're gettin' Mom back. 1265 01:36:29,549 --> 01:36:32,886 - We miss her. - Yeah, she cuts the crusts off the bread. 1266 01:36:33,011 --> 01:36:36,473 She doesn't take any of my shit either. I need discipline. 1267 01:36:36,598 --> 01:36:38,141 We got $3.04. 1268 01:36:38,266 --> 01:36:41,311 We're gonna rent a fishing boat and get her back. 1269 01:36:41,436 --> 01:36:44,981 No fishing boat's gonna catch a yacht, especially at that price. 1270 01:36:45,106 --> 01:36:49,527 - Maybe she'll decide to come back. - Dumbo, she's on her way to New York! 1271 01:36:49,652 --> 01:36:53,198 - This is a job for Dr Death. - Yeah, Dr Death could do it! 1272 01:36:53,323 --> 01:36:55,366 We gotta do somethin'. Right, Dad? 1273 01:36:55,492 --> 01:36:57,202 Wrong! 1274 01:36:57,327 --> 01:36:59,370 Now, she's gone, guys. 1275 01:36:59,496 --> 01:37:01,164 She hates me! 1276 01:37:02,040 --> 01:37:06,795 She's got her rich husband back... and her rich life and that's the end of it. 1277 01:37:29,984 --> 01:37:32,779 I love the sound of the ocean. 1278 01:37:33,822 --> 01:37:36,699 Hallo-ooo! 1279 01:37:40,286 --> 01:37:41,955 Tofutti. 1280 01:37:42,080 --> 01:37:44,833 Ah, Tofutti, where are you when I need you? 1281 01:37:44,958 --> 01:37:49,879 Tofutti Klein-ein-ein-ein... 1282 01:37:50,004 --> 01:37:52,048 All together. And! 1283 01:37:52,215 --> 01:37:55,009 Lick, shake, lick. 1284 01:37:55,468 --> 01:37:56,636 Drink! 1285 01:37:58,054 --> 01:38:00,265 Suck! 1286 01:38:01,808 --> 01:38:04,894 - You sucked first! - No, I didn't! I did it right! 1287 01:38:05,937 --> 01:38:08,231 - Danger watch! Gotta go! Let's go! - Oh, yes. 1288 01:38:09,107 --> 01:38:10,692 Croissants in the morning! 1289 01:38:10,817 --> 01:38:14,279 - Dinner was wonderful. - Merci beaucoup. Bonne nuit. 1290 01:38:14,404 --> 01:38:17,115 You best not lose these again, madam. 1291 01:38:17,240 --> 01:38:19,659 - Again? - With my apologies, madam. 1292 01:38:19,784 --> 01:38:23,747 "Andrew! I seem to have lost my ruby earrings somewhere between... 1293 01:38:23,872 --> 01:38:27,959 ...6 4th... and 6 8th Streets." 1294 01:38:28,084 --> 01:38:29,878 "Find them!" 1295 01:38:30,962 --> 01:38:35,675 I've behaved so badly. I don't know how you put up with me for so long. 1296 01:38:36,760 --> 01:38:39,262 You've done so many wonderful things for me 1297 01:38:39,387 --> 01:38:41,848 and I've never even once said thank you. 1298 01:38:43,349 --> 01:38:45,393 I'm sorry. 1299 01:38:47,979 --> 01:38:50,023 Apology accepted, ma'am. 1300 01:38:51,357 --> 01:38:54,527 Everyone thinks I'm crazy. Do you think they're right? 1301 01:38:54,986 --> 01:38:57,238 Oh, no, madam. Oh, no. 1302 01:38:58,281 --> 01:39:02,077 Most of us... go through life with blinders on, madam, 1303 01:39:03,787 --> 01:39:07,040 knowing only that one little station to which we were born. 1304 01:39:07,165 --> 01:39:10,710 But you, madam, on the other hand, have had the rare privilege 1305 01:39:10,835 --> 01:39:14,172 of escaping your bonds for just a spell 1306 01:39:15,340 --> 01:39:18,426 to see life from an entirely new perspective. 1307 01:39:19,636 --> 01:39:24,808 How you choose to use that information, madam, is entirely up to you. 1308 01:39:45,078 --> 01:39:47,372 - Captain Karl? - Yes, ma'am. 1309 01:39:47,497 --> 01:39:50,375 - We've never really had time to talk. - No, we haven't. 1310 01:39:50,500 --> 01:39:52,544 Well, there's no time now. 1311 01:39:53,336 --> 01:39:55,839 - What are you doing? - Turning the boat around. 1312 01:39:55,964 --> 01:39:58,842 - Why? - I'm going home. 1313 01:39:58,967 --> 01:40:01,720 You're turning that wheel too fast. 1314 01:40:23,324 --> 01:40:27,078 Captain Karl! Why is the land on the wrong side of the yacht? 1315 01:40:29,539 --> 01:40:33,084 Oh, she did? Well, she's gone too far this time. 1316 01:40:33,209 --> 01:40:35,503 She thinks she's dealing with an idiot! 1317 01:40:40,425 --> 01:40:42,886 So we're heading back to the jungles of Oregon! 1318 01:40:43,011 --> 01:40:45,305 - I want to go back, Grant. - To him? 1319 01:40:45,430 --> 01:40:47,474 Yes. I'm sorry. 1320 01:40:48,892 --> 01:40:52,270 You haven't begun to be sorry, you hillbilly harlot! 1321 01:40:52,896 --> 01:40:56,066 Captain Karl, go below with the crew. I'm taking over. 1322 01:40:56,191 --> 01:40:58,234 Andrew, go get Dr Korman! Go! 1323 01:40:58,359 --> 01:41:00,528 - Get out of my way, Karl! - But, sir! 1324 01:41:00,653 --> 01:41:02,655 Now I'm in charge! 1325 01:41:02,781 --> 01:41:06,618 We're coming about... at full speed ahead! 1326 01:41:23,510 --> 01:41:26,054 - Who is it? - Dr Death. Let's go. 1327 01:41:26,179 --> 01:41:28,223 We're gonna go get her! 1328 01:41:28,348 --> 01:41:30,725 Come on! Billy's friends'll help us! 1329 01:41:39,943 --> 01:41:42,904 - I hope I don't get court-martialled. - Yeah, I owe you. 1330 01:41:43,488 --> 01:41:47,033 - Anything in the manual? - Not about pulling alongside a ship 1331 01:41:47,158 --> 01:41:49,536 and telling a passenger you love them, sir. 1332 01:41:49,661 --> 01:41:52,664 Put your nose in the manual and find something, Lucas! 1333 01:41:53,248 --> 01:41:55,792 Whatever you do, I'm getting off at the next port. 1334 01:41:55,917 --> 01:41:58,670 Don't be ridiculous. Nobody leaves a Stayton. 1335 01:41:58,795 --> 01:42:01,965 I don't love you any more. Please try and understand that. 1336 01:42:02,090 --> 01:42:04,134 What has love got to do with marriage? 1337 01:42:06,261 --> 01:42:09,681 You'd actually prefer living in squalor with that cave dweller! 1338 01:42:12,934 --> 01:42:15,729 They should have kept you in the hospital psycho ward! 1339 01:42:17,689 --> 01:42:19,941 What did you say? 1340 01:42:20,066 --> 01:42:22,402 How did you know that? 1341 01:42:22,902 --> 01:42:24,946 You left me there, didn't you? 1342 01:42:27,282 --> 01:42:29,409 You snake! 1343 01:42:30,577 --> 01:42:32,704 How could you do that? 1344 01:42:32,829 --> 01:42:36,082 How could you be such a slime? 1345 01:42:36,750 --> 01:42:40,295 Call me all the names you want, but many women adore me! 1346 01:42:40,420 --> 01:42:42,964 Do you wanna know what I was doing? I'll tell you. 1347 01:42:43,089 --> 01:42:46,426 I was whacking the donkey with painted ladies. They loved me! 1348 01:42:46,926 --> 01:42:49,345 Yes! I did leave you. 1349 01:42:49,471 --> 01:42:52,724 There! Now I've confessed. So what? 1350 01:42:52,849 --> 01:42:56,102 We're at sea. And I'm a god at sea! 1351 01:43:00,106 --> 01:43:03,026 Nine o'clock in the morning. This better be good. 1352 01:43:03,151 --> 01:43:05,904 Doctor, Grant's having another nervous breakdown. 1353 01:43:06,029 --> 01:43:09,491 - He thinks he's God. Keep him busy. - All right. 1354 01:43:09,616 --> 01:43:12,118 - Morning, Grant. - Korman, my wife is insane. 1355 01:43:12,243 --> 01:43:14,871 - Do we have a straitjacket? - I always carry one. 1356 01:43:14,996 --> 01:43:16,748 Good! Put her in it! 1357 01:43:19,042 --> 01:43:22,128 You're overwrought, Grant. I want you to take a Valium. 1358 01:43:22,253 --> 01:43:24,422 Here, take one of mine. 1359 01:43:25,298 --> 01:43:27,592 - Is Nino here? - Nino on break. 1360 01:43:27,717 --> 01:43:30,720 I have to stop the boat. My husband's a little bit crazy... 1361 01:43:30,845 --> 01:43:33,223 - The captain stop the boat. - I'm the captain! 1362 01:43:33,348 --> 01:43:36,434 No, please don't salute! I have to find a red button... 1363 01:43:38,895 --> 01:43:40,939 Vessel sighted straight ahead, sir! 1364 01:43:41,064 --> 01:43:44,401 - Identify. - There's a fat guy in my way, sir. 1365 01:43:44,526 --> 01:43:47,737 Who you callin' fat, you little weasel! Come here! 1366 01:43:49,406 --> 01:43:51,699 Where's the thing? I need the red... 1367 01:43:51,825 --> 01:43:54,577 - Here! Here it is! - No, please! 1368 01:43:57,747 --> 01:43:59,791 - The boat stopped. - Yes, it stopped! 1369 01:43:59,916 --> 01:44:03,294 - I need to get it turned around. - Nino on the break. 1370 01:44:11,636 --> 01:44:13,680 He's here! 1371 01:44:14,139 --> 01:44:17,559 He's here! That's him! 1372 01:44:21,479 --> 01:44:25,692 Stop that boat immediately and let me get my mom! 1373 01:44:26,818 --> 01:44:28,737 - Qu'est-ce que c'est? - Pee Wee Herman. 1374 01:44:28,862 --> 01:44:33,283 - Qui est-ce? - Maman! Qu'est-ce qu'on mange ce soir? 1375 01:44:33,408 --> 01:44:35,910 Come in, Immaculata. 1376 01:44:36,327 --> 01:44:39,330 - He's here! - There's mutiny afoot. 1377 01:44:45,503 --> 01:44:49,758 She's at the bottom of this mutiny. I'm gonna rid myself of this albatross. 1378 01:44:59,059 --> 01:45:01,102 He's here! 1379 01:45:08,068 --> 01:45:11,321 - Go back to New York, Dr Korman. - Really? Thank you. 1380 01:45:11,446 --> 01:45:13,490 - Dean! - Madam! The ship has stopped. 1381 01:45:13,615 --> 01:45:15,658 What happened? Did he strike you? 1382 01:45:15,784 --> 01:45:19,037 - Did he make you do something? - No! Everything's wonderful. 1383 01:45:19,162 --> 01:45:23,041 - Message over the radio, sir. - Annie! Ha-ha! 1384 01:45:23,166 --> 01:45:26,795 Looks like the fun's over. We've got some salmon poachers fishing in illegal waters. 1385 01:45:26,920 --> 01:45:28,953 That takes precedence over your friend's love life. 1386 01:45:29,053 --> 01:45:31,424 - Come about! - Son, no more radio. 1387 01:45:31,549 --> 01:45:34,594 Hey! Hey! Hey, wait a... Hey! 1388 01:45:34,719 --> 01:45:37,263 - Billy, what's goin' on? - We're turnin' round. 1389 01:45:37,389 --> 01:45:39,391 They're going after salmon poachers. 1390 01:45:39,516 --> 01:45:43,895 He's leaving. Where's he going? 1391 01:45:56,241 --> 01:45:59,828 - Catarina! - Arturo! 1392 01:46:06,543 --> 01:46:08,420 I'm coming! 1393 01:46:08,545 --> 01:46:12,716 - Man overboard! - Shit! Sound the horn. 1394 01:46:12,841 --> 01:46:16,177 Coming about again, Czapowskyj. 1395 01:46:16,302 --> 01:46:18,888 Annie! 1396 01:46:19,013 --> 01:46:21,349 Oh, no, madam. I cannot let you do this! 1397 01:46:21,474 --> 01:46:24,144 - What? - Not without a lifejacket. 1398 01:46:24,853 --> 01:46:27,105 Dean! I'm coming! 1399 01:46:27,230 --> 01:46:30,567 Madam, you really should play a little hard to get. 1400 01:46:30,692 --> 01:46:32,944 Tell my mother I'll call her! 1401 01:46:35,071 --> 01:46:39,242 Woman overboard! She's wearing an evening dress, sir. 1402 01:46:39,367 --> 01:46:42,162 Get those kids out of the rescue boat. Let's go! 1403 01:46:42,287 --> 01:46:44,789 My mom's out there! Let me... 1404 01:46:44,914 --> 01:46:47,041 Halt! You treasonous tramp! 1405 01:46:47,167 --> 01:46:50,086 Conspiring with the enemy at sea is mutiny! 1406 01:46:50,837 --> 01:46:52,338 Pull! 1407 01:46:56,634 --> 01:46:58,678 Another man overboard! 1408 01:46:59,179 --> 01:47:01,181 I am giving my notice, sir! 1409 01:47:11,566 --> 01:47:15,445 - Annie! - Oh, Dean! 1410 01:47:20,533 --> 01:47:22,160 Annie! 1411 01:47:40,136 --> 01:47:43,098 I love you! I'll never leave you again! 1412 01:47:43,223 --> 01:47:46,476 I'll never let you go! You're my Annie. You always will be. 1413 01:47:47,143 --> 01:47:49,729 Man overboard is kissing woman overboard. 1414 01:47:50,563 --> 01:47:52,816 Our rescue boat is starboard. 1415 01:47:53,358 --> 01:47:56,653 The guy with the arrows is being pulled in at port. 1416 01:47:56,778 --> 01:47:59,406 It's a helluva day at sea, sir. 1417 01:48:01,449 --> 01:48:05,578 - I can't believe you did it. - Oh, I saw you jump so I jumped. 1418 01:48:05,703 --> 01:48:07,747 No, I don't mean that. 1419 01:48:07,872 --> 01:48:10,417 I can't believe you gave all that up just for me. 1420 01:48:10,542 --> 01:48:12,877 - I didn't. - What do... What do you mean? 1421 01:48:13,002 --> 01:48:15,046 Well, the truth is that it's mine. 1422 01:48:15,171 --> 01:48:17,882 The boat, the money, everything. It's all mine. 1423 01:48:18,007 --> 01:48:20,885 Dean! Dean, it's OK! 1424 01:48:31,020 --> 01:48:33,064 Oh! Did you tell 'em? 1425 01:48:33,189 --> 01:48:35,066 Yeah. 1426 01:48:35,191 --> 01:48:38,445 - They're making out their Christmas lists. - Oh, already? 1427 01:48:39,154 --> 01:48:41,281 How do you spell Porsche? 1428 01:48:43,491 --> 01:48:45,535 They got me thinking, though. 1429 01:48:46,119 --> 01:48:50,206 What can I possibly give you, ever, that you don't already have? 1430 01:48:57,505 --> 01:48:59,549 A little girl. 1431 01:49:11,061 --> 01:49:13,104 - Different people ~ 1432 01:49:14,203 --> 01:49:16,739 - Different worlds ~ 1433 01:49:17,650 --> 01:49:19,569 - You just call me ~ 1434 01:49:19,694 --> 01:49:21,738 - And I'll be there for you ~ 1435 01:49:23,615 --> 01:49:25,742 - We belong together ~ 1436 01:49:25,867 --> 01:49:28,119 - You know it's true ~ 1437 01:49:28,745 --> 01:49:31,664 - Cos there's something special about ~ 1438 01:49:32,624 --> 01:49:34,667 - Me and you ~ 1439 01:49:35,752 --> 01:49:39,005 - Something special about our love ~ 1440 01:50:11,538 --> 01:50:13,581 - It's all right ~ 1441 01:50:13,957 --> 01:50:16,000 - Baby, it's OK ~ 1442 01:50:18,128 --> 01:50:19,879 - We're gonna make it ~ 1443 01:50:20,004 --> 01:50:22,048 - No matter what they say ~ 1444 01:50:23,383 --> 01:50:25,802 - Sure as the stars shine ~ 1445 01:50:25,927 --> 01:50:28,805 - In the sky above ~ 1446 01:50:28,930 --> 01:50:33,143 - There is something special about our love ~ 1447 01:50:54,456 --> 01:50:56,499 - People change ~ 1448 01:50:56,750 --> 01:50:58,793 - As time goes by ~ 1449 01:51:00,754 --> 01:51:03,048 - Others come between ~ 1450 01:51:07,135 --> 01:51:09,637 - But I'll love you ~ 1451 01:51:09,763 --> 01:51:12,140 - Till the day I die ~ 1452 01:51:13,058 --> 01:51:16,436 - Cos there's something special about ~ 1453 01:51:17,270 --> 01:51:19,314 - You and me ~ 1454 01:51:20,482 --> 01:51:22,358 - Something special ~ 1455 01:51:22,484 --> 01:51:24,527 - About our love ~ 118551