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All right, try it again.
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Did you even look at the engine
before you bought this thing?
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No, but the guy said it once
belonged to Val Kilmer, so...
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Oh, well even Val Kilmer can't drive
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with a busted starter engine.
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Why do you hate Val Kilmer?
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Hard to believe they're finally
replacing you on Call Carter.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nobody's replacing me.
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Nobody used the term "replace."
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Oh yeah? What word did they use?
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They can call it whatever they want.
I quit them.
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Remember? I loved my
time on Call Carter,
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but that's in the rear view,
and I'm fine with that.
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All right, as long as
you're happy, buddy.
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Of course I'm happy.
If I wasn't, I wouldn't have agreed
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to take this new kid on a
ride along and show him how
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a real detective operates.
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Oh, here he is now.
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Hey, who is this guy, anyway?
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Some kid they found doing
dinner theatre in Minneapolis
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or something.
I'm gonna give him the kind of leg up
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every newcomer deserves.
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You have a big heart, Harley Carter.
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- I've got a big everything.
- Okay.
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Except for ankles.
Do not have big ankles.
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You know there's no exercise
that properly targets the anks?
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Harley! My main man!
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- Vijay!
- What's up, squirt?
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Nothing much, nothing much.
Uh... surprise!
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David Arquette?!
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Look, look, look.
They were gonna go with a no name,
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but at midnight last night,
David Arquette said
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he would be willing to take the part
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if they backed a money
truck up to his house.
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My understanding is they literally
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backed a truck up to his house.
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No, it's... it's fine.
It's just not where I would have gone
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casting-wise, but...
I'll help out any way I can.
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Okay, good. You're a big
man, Harley Carter.
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Harley freakin' Carter!
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Oh! I cannot wait to pick your brain.
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I'm gonna get so deep inside there,
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I'm gonna impregnate your soul.
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All right, I'm off.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you going?
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Uh, there...
there is trouble on the set of Lady Cop,
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so I gotta go to that.
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I just...
I'll see you in a couple of days, okay?
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I'm Dave. I'm a huge fan.
You were the best part
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of Scream 2 hands down. Have to say.
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Thanks! I can tell you're a fan
by the crazed look in your eyes.
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But listen,
I brush my teeth just like you do.
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I just have a little guy
there named Mr. Pippers
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who holds my brush.
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Oh!
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So this is where the magic happens.
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Yeah. The beating heart
of law enforcement
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resides behind those doors.
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Small town PD.
What, do you guys have one gun
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and just pass it around?
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Hey, I can teach you what I know,
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but you need to check that attitude.
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This is a place of work. A temple.
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Respect it, and it
will respect you back.
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I got it. Respect. Let's do this!
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What up, Bishop?!
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David Arquette in the house!
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Hey, it's David Arquette!
Hands off! David, David!
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Wow...
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Is that what it was like
when you came back?
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It was way worse,
I was just never into that stuff.
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Love and adulation?
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No, I was always about the work.
Always about the work.
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Get your hands off me! It's David!
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That's the no name replacing
you on your TV show?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
nobody is replacing anyone...
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and yes, it's David Arquette.
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All right, guys.
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Does anybody have any work to do, or...
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You should probably get back to work.
Come on.
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No, no, no...
I need some me time, all right, guys?
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I'll get to each and every one of you,
I promise.
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- Who are you?
- Oh, Detective Shaw.
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Oh!
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Um, Harley never told me
that you were replacing him
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on his TV show! What?
It's David Arquette!
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The golden age of television
meets the golden age
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of Arquette... it's perfect.
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Although we're gonna make the
show a lot grittier this year.
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Like, real stories from the streets,
not like...
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what they were doing before.
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- Totally.
- Heh, yeah.
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We were a top 30 show on WGN
America every year I was there
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so we must be doing something right.
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Yeah, but you know that old saying, uh,
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if everyone loves you,
you must be doing something wrong?
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So I'm just here to ride
along and learn from the pros.
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Like you, for instance.
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Wow, I-I thought you were
here to study Harley.
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Nah, I get inspiration from everywhere.
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- I'm an artist, you know?
- Yeah.
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I can't turn it off.
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God just... made me too talented. Yeah.
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I don't know if that's
arrogant to say...
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- Yes.
- Watch this.
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Who wants a lap dance
from David Arquette?
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So this is where the party's at?
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- Simone!
- Hey!
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How are you? What's up?
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I want some of this!
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Oh my! The shirt!
Look at that print! Oh my goodness.
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What are you doing here?
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Did I just hear somebody yell
"It's David Arquette?"
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Oh, yeah, it is David Arquette.
So lame, right?
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Uh, have you seen that
boy wrestle in his
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teeny-weeny man panties?
Lame is not the word I'd use.
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Wrestling is fake.
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Oh... I'm guess I'm leaving now.
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Give us a minute.
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Simone's back!
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I haven't heard from you in months!
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You don't return my texts?
I have to rely on social media
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to know if you're alive!
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See? Now that's a greeting.
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So what happened to... what...
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Where was it? Miami?
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Miami? Girl, it has been a
long time since we've talked.
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Buy me lunch and I'll
give you the whole story?
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No, I can't, I'm at work.
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Same old Sam. What time do you get off?
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- When work is done?
- Okay.
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- Let's meet later.
- No, I'm not staying at your place.
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- Of course you are.
- Absolutely not.
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- Of course you are!
- No! I'm not staying at your house, Sam
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- Are you kidding me?
- remember last time?
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- I was trying to redecorate
- You're staying at my place.
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and you freaked out and cried.
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You're staying at my place!
I am not debating this.
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All right, get some rest.
And I will see you tonight.
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Just 'til I figure out
where I'm going to stay.
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Welcome home.
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What's the Wi-Fi situation?
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We were having such a nice moment.
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Well, it was so slow last time.
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- Why do you do that every time?
- I've gotta download my shows.
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"To Mrs. Rafalski, stay sexy!
Deputy Dewey."
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Scream is my wife's favourite movie,
she's gonna flip!
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Well, that's the right reaction.
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Hope you get some!
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All right, everybody.
Mr. Arquette is our guest,
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and I know it will be an
inconvenience, and...
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annoying at times,
but let's give him whatever he needs
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and show him what great hosts we are.
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Well, I'm just here to see how
real cops... get 'er done!
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That's not funny.
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You know, in Hollywood,
we get a lot of awards,
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but I want you to know what
you're the real heroes,
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give yourself a hand!
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Now let's go save a cat from a tree
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or give a lawnmower a ticket,
whatever backwoods nonsense
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you do around here!
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Listen up! Got a report of a
body washed up on Collins Sound.
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Oh... drowned... and found.
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Drowned... and found.
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Nice one, David Arquette!
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Keep 'em coming.
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Is it okay if I hate
him just a little bit?
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He may be a pampered Hollywood star,
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but over the next two days,
I'm gonna turn David Arquette
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into a true detective,
even if it kills him.
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Don't you mean "even if it kills you?"
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I know what I meant!
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Unbelievable.
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Come on...
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Yeah, let's do this!
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Dude, where have you been?
I've been here fifteen minutes.
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- I had to change.
- You had to change for this?
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Yeah, it's my crime scene look.
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Unbelievable.
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. Careful.
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Easy there, okay? This
is very important,
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crossing the tape.
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You mess this up, it
ruins the whole scene.
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- Okay.
- My technique...
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I like to use hand, neck,
body follows. Okay?
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Hand, neck, body follows, step. Try it.
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Hand, neck, body follows.
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- Step, that's it.
- That's it? Okay.
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Very important.
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Rafalski!
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What is this? That's crime scene tape.
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To secure the perimeter
of the crime scene.
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How many times have I told you,
this is way too tight!
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No one else complained.
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He's here! Hah-hah!
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Hey, everyone, can you just stop
what you're doing just for a sec?
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It's an old Hollywood tradition
that the lead gets the crew
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something extravagant on the first day.
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Just to establish loyalty and dominance,
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so I got you a coffee truck!
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Yeah, guys!
So help yourselves, and remember!
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Don't spill anything on your costumes,
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these wardrobe girls will kill ya.
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Did you cater a crime scene?
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- Yeah, you don't?
- No! This is not a set!
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These are not actors, they're people.
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Tell me about it!
We should cast some real hot cops
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for some motivation.
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Okay, listen up.
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Welcome to
"Dead Men Tell Some Tales" theatre.
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So, storm surge brought
the body up on the beach,
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but we do not believe
that the deceased drowned.
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If he had, he would have been
bloated once he resurfaced.
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This man was dead before
he entered the water. Okay?
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Yeah... oh yeah. Uh-huh.
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Okay... All right, yeah.
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We're circling. We're scrutinizing.
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We're letting the body tell us a story.
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Talk to me, baby.
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Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
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Everybody's staring at us.
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It's okay. Ah!
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We got some ligature
marks around the ankles.
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That means that this man was
deceased before he hit the water
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or they would have to weigh him down.
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Nice anks, too.
You know, there's no exercise
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that properly targets the anks.
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Oh, we got a broken
leg, which means that
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this man was not tossed from a boat.
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Everyone knows that if you hit the water
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from a high altitude, it's...
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it's like hitting concrete.
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Isn't this the part where you're
supposed to come up with a
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big line that launches the investigation
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- in the right direction?
- No, David. No, no, no.
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Never force it.
Only if it comes organically.
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Therefore... I conclude...
that this man...
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fell from the sky!
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I don't think that's gonna make the cut.
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He fell from the sky.
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Harley's theory was right on the money.
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You know, I was gonna say
he fell from the sky too.
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He has an incision at
the back of his hairline
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likely made from a thin-bladed knife.
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Brain was dead before he hit the water.
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Crushed vertebrae, shattered pelvis,
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00:11:28,528 --> 00:11:31,661
totally consistent with an
injury from a great big fall.
247
00:11:32,094 --> 00:11:34,962
Good hair, detective. Work!
248
00:11:34,997 --> 00:11:38,384
I said "hair." I meant to say "work,"
but I was thinking hair.
249
00:11:38,511 --> 00:11:40,884
Oh, and I found this in his suit jacket.
250
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,510
He has nothing else on him.
251
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,555
I think it's a bird.
252
00:11:44,211 --> 00:11:45,611
It's a Thunderbird.
253
00:11:45,802 --> 00:11:48,804
Anishinaabe design, specifically Ojibwa.
254
00:11:49,011 --> 00:11:51,256
How did something like this
end up in pin stripe's pocket?
255
00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,047
Well, I think I know where we can go
256
00:11:53,115 --> 00:11:54,459
to get an answer to that question.
257
00:11:54,483 --> 00:11:55,783
Oh, she's good.
258
00:11:55,818 --> 00:11:57,318
What else has she been in?
259
00:11:59,509 --> 00:12:02,236
Okay, I have to go talk to someone now,
260
00:12:02,261 --> 00:12:06,123
so you say nothing,
you touch nothing, you do nothing.
261
00:12:06,361 --> 00:12:07,795
You are untrained and ill-equipped,
262
00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:09,630
so you stay in the car.
263
00:12:09,665 --> 00:12:10,898
Great.
264
00:12:15,737 --> 00:12:16,981
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where are you going?
265
00:12:17,005 --> 00:12:18,973
Sam said stay in the car, man!
266
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:22,343
I can't learn anything in the car!
267
00:12:22,377 --> 00:12:25,179
I need my boots on the ground.
I need to feel things,
268
00:12:25,214 --> 00:12:28,883
and touch things,
and taste things, smell things.
269
00:12:28,917 --> 00:12:30,413
You wouldn't understand.
270
00:12:31,386 --> 00:12:32,587
But...
271
00:12:40,929 --> 00:12:42,497
He just put that in his mouth.
272
00:12:44,022 --> 00:12:45,066
Was I ever like that?
273
00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:47,420
Well, you still do an
uncomfortable amount of tasting,
274
00:12:47,445 --> 00:12:49,069
let's just say that. Do we go get him?
275
00:12:49,094 --> 00:12:50,695
No. I need a minute without that guy.
276
00:12:51,039 --> 00:12:52,624
And that is how it's done.
277
00:12:53,041 --> 00:12:54,351
- Acting!
- Hey!
278
00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:57,935
Augh! Hi. Sorry, I...
279
00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,198
I'm just supposed to
be waiting in the car.
280
00:13:00,493 --> 00:13:02,105
I probably should do that.
281
00:13:05,454 --> 00:13:07,055
Open the door!
282
00:13:07,723 --> 00:13:09,590
- Open the door!
- Can I help you?
283
00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,392
Can you please just open the door?
284
00:13:11,426 --> 00:13:13,895
I thought you had to touch,
taste, and smell stuff.
285
00:13:13,929 --> 00:13:15,963
I did. I did, thank you.
286
00:13:16,031 --> 00:13:18,032
And now there's a very large man coming.
287
00:13:19,701 --> 00:13:21,469
I got this.
288
00:13:24,224 --> 00:13:25,695
- What up, Waab?!
- The big man!
289
00:13:27,046 --> 00:13:28,281
Bakwa!
290
00:13:29,044 --> 00:13:31,279
Sam! Wow! Hey, how you doing?
291
00:13:31,313 --> 00:13:32,747
Good, how are you?
292
00:13:32,781 --> 00:13:34,081
Hollywood! Hey!
293
00:13:36,084 --> 00:13:37,798
Oh, and this is, uh...
294
00:13:37,823 --> 00:13:39,257
- David Arquette. Of course.
- Hey.
295
00:13:40,884 --> 00:13:42,603
Everyone knows who David Arquette is.
296
00:13:42,673 --> 00:13:43,724
Muppets From Space.
297
00:13:43,759 --> 00:13:45,490
- I was also in A Very Muppet Christmas.
- Oh, yeah.
298
00:13:45,514 --> 00:13:48,305
I also presented Kermit with
his star on Hollywood Boulevard.
299
00:13:48,330 --> 00:13:50,932
We're really tight. I'm not bragging.
300
00:13:50,966 --> 00:13:53,434
I went to the Victoria's
Secret Christmas show.
301
00:13:53,846 --> 00:13:55,045
It was good.
302
00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:57,071
So I was hoping you could
help me with something.
303
00:13:57,105 --> 00:13:58,582
Look at this. What do you make of that?
304
00:13:58,606 --> 00:14:00,838
It was handmade, by somebody
who knew what they were doing.
305
00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:02,096
Didn't get this in a gift shop.
306
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:05,179
I thought of you because you
gave me one of these once.
307
00:14:05,247 --> 00:14:07,982
Said it was one of a kind, like me.
Will you ask around?
308
00:14:08,141 --> 00:14:09,861
Would that make me part
of your Scooby gang?
309
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,485
We are hiring
310
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:15,304
if this whole seaplane
business crashes and burns.
311
00:14:16,425 --> 00:14:19,427
Sorry, that didn't sound so
dark when I said it in my head.
312
00:14:19,461 --> 00:14:22,930
So the thing is, we
found it on a dead guy.
313
00:14:22,965 --> 00:14:24,498
Now that was dark.
314
00:14:24,533 --> 00:14:26,701
I'll keep my ear out,
help in any way I can.
315
00:14:26,768 --> 00:14:28,669
Okay. Thank you. We know you're busy.
316
00:14:28,704 --> 00:14:32,473
Not for you, Sam.
But yes, things are going well.
317
00:14:32,507 --> 00:14:34,832
Getting better every day,
a lot on the horizon.
318
00:14:35,043 --> 00:14:36,193
If things keep going this way,
319
00:14:36,217 --> 00:14:37,817
we should go on an old school road trip.
320
00:14:37,879 --> 00:14:39,513
May have a line on some Lions tickets.
321
00:14:39,548 --> 00:14:40,815
Okay!
322
00:14:40,849 --> 00:14:42,817
- Hope to see you soon, sunshine.
- Yeah.
323
00:14:42,851 --> 00:14:44,652
Hollywood, a moment.
324
00:14:46,713 --> 00:14:47,955
He meant me.
325
00:14:48,224 --> 00:14:49,549
Oh, I'm sorry.
326
00:14:50,525 --> 00:14:51,959
I'm from Hollywood, too.
327
00:14:51,994 --> 00:14:54,219
So, you and Sam.
328
00:14:54,687 --> 00:14:56,397
Uh, me and Sam what?
329
00:14:56,465 --> 00:15:01,002
That's what I thought.
You know she's amazing, right?
330
00:15:01,466 --> 00:15:03,704
Uh, I may have clocked that.
331
00:15:03,739 --> 00:15:06,926
You two seem to have some
chemistry going there.
332
00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:09,527
Yeah, Sam and I have, like,
grade five chemistry.
333
00:15:09,804 --> 00:15:11,605
- But you two?
- We're friends.
334
00:15:12,514 --> 00:15:14,114
You know my uncle has a saying.
335
00:15:14,549 --> 00:15:16,317
Listen or your tongue
will make you deaf.
336
00:15:16,351 --> 00:15:18,339
I'm sorry, I have no
idea what that means.
337
00:15:18,364 --> 00:15:21,662
It means stop flapping up these,
start listening to this.
338
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,365
It's already a done deal, brother.
339
00:15:48,016 --> 00:15:51,104
Hey, you guys ever weigh down a body?
Yeah, me neither.
340
00:15:51,181 --> 00:15:52,948
I'm sure it's not as easy as it looks.
341
00:15:53,058 --> 00:15:54,455
We're not talking Waab, are we?
342
00:15:54,523 --> 00:15:57,191
No, but maybe somebody
who works for him?
343
00:15:57,225 --> 00:16:00,094
I think it's time we paid
a little visit to the AHM.
344
00:16:13,642 --> 00:16:15,406
- Hi.
- Hi.
345
00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:17,226
I'm on the clock right now.
346
00:16:17,612 --> 00:16:19,447
That's the only reason
you're still standing.
347
00:16:23,238 --> 00:16:25,506
Want us to hold your jacket
while you kick their butts?
348
00:16:25,587 --> 00:16:27,922
Nah, those guys are just
proof that the lowest
349
00:16:27,956 --> 00:16:30,017
common denominator just
found the basement.
350
00:16:30,425 --> 00:16:32,204
How do you know he
wasn't whistling at me?
351
00:16:34,648 --> 00:16:36,783
Excuse me. Can we ask you a question?
352
00:16:39,568 --> 00:16:41,001
I got him!
353
00:16:41,069 --> 00:16:42,303
What the...
354
00:16:42,337 --> 00:16:44,305
Not if I get there first!
355
00:16:44,339 --> 00:16:46,307
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!
356
00:17:04,194 --> 00:17:05,989
I'd say freeze, but you beat me to it.
357
00:17:06,027 --> 00:17:08,559
Yeah! Whoo!
358
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:12,810
I already told you, I don't know nothing
359
00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:14,135
about no dead man on no beach!
360
00:17:14,532 --> 00:17:16,270
And even if I did, I'm not talking.
361
00:17:16,304 --> 00:17:17,982
You can go ahead and
arrest me or whatever,
362
00:17:18,006 --> 00:17:21,342
but I'm a lot more afraid of
him than I am of you any day.
363
00:17:21,805 --> 00:17:23,978
- Him?
- Who is him?
364
00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:27,838
Listen,
I don't know if this is the right time,
365
00:17:27,862 --> 00:17:30,227
but I'd really like to treat
you all to dinner after wrap.
366
00:17:32,348 --> 00:17:34,375
Sorry, again, that I can't hang,
367
00:17:34,407 --> 00:17:37,561
but this dinner was kind of last minute.
368
00:17:37,619 --> 00:17:39,119
We'll have time.
369
00:17:39,154 --> 00:17:40,721
Oh... that's what you're wearing?
370
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:43,400
What? this is... this is
my "going out" outfit!
371
00:17:43,425 --> 00:17:46,828
Okay, you took me in.
Let me at least be your glam fairy.
372
00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:54,768
So how long do you think
you're gonna be staying here?
373
00:17:54,803 --> 00:17:57,638
- What's your game plan for...
- Unbelievable.
374
00:17:57,906 --> 00:17:59,689
Couldn't even wait one
day before you start
375
00:17:59,714 --> 00:18:00,953
picking apart my life.
376
00:18:00,978 --> 00:18:02,341
- What are you talking about?
- "What's your game plan?"
377
00:18:02,365 --> 00:18:05,785
Oh, yeah, I'm the worst,
sorry I forced you to stay with me, too.
378
00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:06,846
What a bitch.
379
00:18:06,871 --> 00:18:09,726
No, no. One needs a plan in
life, and since I do not
380
00:18:09,751 --> 00:18:12,753
currently have one,
I'll be looking to acquire one.
381
00:18:18,126 --> 00:18:20,594
Are you kidding me?
This looks like if our set designer
382
00:18:20,629 --> 00:18:23,989
transformed our police station
for a very special episode
383
00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:26,215
of Call Carter, "Carter
Gets a Colonoscopy."
384
00:18:26,328 --> 00:18:28,297
Hey, if you guys wouldn't mind
moving just a tad to your right,
385
00:18:28,321 --> 00:18:30,272
I'm trying to keep Mr.
Arquette's eye line clear.
386
00:18:30,839 --> 00:18:32,606
Who's the new cop? A little saucy.
387
00:18:32,641 --> 00:18:34,808
Apparently he's an assistant director.
388
00:18:34,843 --> 00:18:37,021
Arquette had him flown up from
Montreal to work the dinner.
389
00:18:37,045 --> 00:18:38,356
- Oh-ho!
- Oh, you gotta admit, though.
390
00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:40,047
That chocolate fountain is on point.
391
00:18:40,115 --> 00:18:42,349
No, it's obscene! It's all obscene.
392
00:18:42,384 --> 00:18:45,352
I wish Boyle was here to see
what happened to his precinct.
393
00:18:45,387 --> 00:18:46,554
Do you? Really?
394
00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:48,875
I guess you're right, I don't.
395
00:18:57,666 --> 00:18:59,159
Wow!
396
00:18:59,184 --> 00:19:01,094
Well, thanks. I was going for "wow."
397
00:19:01,609 --> 00:19:03,837
So the mechanic still won't talk,
398
00:19:03,872 --> 00:19:06,384
and I tried to reach Wabakwa, but
he's gone. Nobody knows where he is.
399
00:19:06,408 --> 00:19:07,818
You don't think Waab's involved in this?
400
00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,343
I don't buy it. No, me neither.
401
00:19:09,377 --> 00:19:11,145
Wabakwa is many things,
402
00:19:11,179 --> 00:19:12,713
but a bad guy is not one of them.
403
00:19:12,747 --> 00:19:14,214
Speaking of bad guys...
404
00:19:14,623 --> 00:19:18,052
David Arquette. Buying
everyone's affection.
405
00:19:18,086 --> 00:19:19,820
Can I admit something to you guys?
406
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,356
- Sure.
- Yeah, lay it on us.
407
00:19:21,556 --> 00:19:24,491
I'm having a real hard time
with this whole re-cast thing.
408
00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:26,597
I mean, I knew one day
they would move on.
409
00:19:26,622 --> 00:19:28,789
I just never thought they would...
move on.
410
00:19:28,897 --> 00:19:32,244
I'm feeling replaced.
Are people just gonna forget about me?
411
00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:33,878
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look,
look, look, look.
412
00:19:33,902 --> 00:19:37,341
David Arquette is rich, super famous,
and everybody loves him.
413
00:19:37,366 --> 00:19:38,521
- I mean...
- Loves him.
414
00:19:38,546 --> 00:19:40,771
Eight Legged Freaks is a
seriously underrated film.
415
00:19:40,842 --> 00:19:42,278
Great pep talk, Dave.
416
00:19:42,303 --> 00:19:45,629
No, not finished.
Because you know what he'll never be?
417
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,448
He'll never be Harley Carter.
418
00:19:47,515 --> 00:19:50,784
Because Harley flippin'
Carter is irreplaceable
419
00:19:50,852 --> 00:19:52,453
and unforgettable.
420
00:19:54,456 --> 00:19:56,256
Oh, you guys are the best.
421
00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:58,158
And so am I.
422
00:19:58,526 --> 00:20:00,940
Whoo! These Okies know how to party.
423
00:20:01,429 --> 00:20:03,530
Jokes on him because I
just ordered a hundred
424
00:20:03,565 --> 00:20:06,400
chocolate souffl�s from Schimm's Bakery.
Cost me a fortune,
425
00:20:06,434 --> 00:20:08,255
but he's not the only one
who can throw around cash.
426
00:20:08,279 --> 00:20:11,114
Those chocolate goodies
are about upstage him!
427
00:20:12,569 --> 00:20:13,902
Hey, what's up?
428
00:20:14,109 --> 00:20:15,876
Okay, we'll be right down. Guys!
429
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:18,412
That was Delilah. They ID'd the
body from the beach. Let's go.
430
00:20:18,446 --> 00:20:21,582
Sam! Sam! Sam!
431
00:20:21,616 --> 00:20:24,375
I ordered those chocolate souffl�s,
and I prepaid.
432
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,791
They cost me a fortune!
433
00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:28,641
We have identified this
man as Pete Zahradnik,
434
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,962
a drug capo out of Duluth, Minnesota.
435
00:20:30,987 --> 00:20:32,415
Meth, dope, heroin.
436
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:36,163
Question, how does a goon from
Duluth end up dead in Bishop?
437
00:20:36,231 --> 00:20:37,598
Answer!
438
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,280
Does anyone have an answer?
439
00:20:40,325 --> 00:20:42,202
Well, I may have an answer.
440
00:20:42,404 --> 00:20:43,937
Sorry to ruin your little evening.
441
00:20:43,972 --> 00:20:45,896
Though it would have been
nice for an invitation.
442
00:20:46,307 --> 00:20:48,008
Would have worn a great dress.
443
00:20:48,365 --> 00:20:51,490
So I usually do a CT scan of
the whole body to see the areas
444
00:20:51,515 --> 00:20:55,014
that I haven't dissected,
and this time I found an anomaly.
445
00:20:55,182 --> 00:20:57,023
Didn't notice before
because of all the trauma.
446
00:20:57,898 --> 00:20:59,332
Follow me.
447
00:21:04,032 --> 00:21:07,375
Well... this is how this works.
It's not...
448
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:09,835
It's not difficult.
449
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:14,334
But it is not easy.
450
00:21:15,336 --> 00:21:17,304
Stay with me. Here we go.
451
00:21:20,308 --> 00:21:22,309
Ah! Ta-da!
452
00:21:22,343 --> 00:21:23,877
Oh!
453
00:21:24,879 --> 00:21:26,016
Check it.
454
00:21:33,555 --> 00:21:35,522
Looks like a wilting flower.
455
00:21:35,557 --> 00:21:37,910
Looks like a dog licking a star.
456
00:21:37,999 --> 00:21:39,766
Or another Anishinaabe symbol.
457
00:21:39,791 --> 00:21:41,925
The question isn't what
are we looking at.
458
00:21:42,197 --> 00:21:45,332
The question is why was this
thing down a dead man's throat?
459
00:21:47,171 --> 00:21:48,572
Why?
460
00:21:54,069 --> 00:21:56,538
Hey. You okay?
461
00:21:58,532 --> 00:21:59,968
Simone?
462
00:22:00,003 --> 00:22:02,671
She's just so... messy!
463
00:22:02,705 --> 00:22:04,651
What like, clothes everywhere, messy?
464
00:22:04,676 --> 00:22:06,208
Oh, her clothes are everywhere.
465
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:09,151
But no, just she-she is the real mess.
466
00:22:09,518 --> 00:22:11,046
She ditched me, Dave.
467
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,882
I put my life on hold to
take care of our mother
468
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,685
so she could go do whatever.
469
00:22:17,477 --> 00:22:19,054
And now, that things don't work out,
470
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:22,691
I'm supposed to just clean up her mess?
Like always?
471
00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:24,259
Yeah.
472
00:22:24,504 --> 00:22:25,747
She needs you, Sam.
473
00:22:26,195 --> 00:22:28,263
Responsibility isn't
exactly her strong suit.
474
00:22:28,331 --> 00:22:30,532
Well, what if I'm tired of
being the responsible one?
475
00:22:30,567 --> 00:22:33,201
I'm tired of worrying about
everybody all the time.
476
00:22:33,236 --> 00:22:37,105
My sister, my job, my
friends, you, Harley.
477
00:22:37,588 --> 00:22:39,207
How is Harley?
478
00:22:39,242 --> 00:22:41,872
Yeah, everyone fawning over Arquette
479
00:22:41,897 --> 00:22:43,378
makes him feel a little less special.
480
00:22:44,389 --> 00:22:46,416
Yeah, not a match made in heaven.
481
00:22:46,697 --> 00:22:47,738
No.
482
00:22:47,955 --> 00:22:49,911
Oh, great, there you are.
483
00:22:49,966 --> 00:22:51,163
Come see what we've been working on.
484
00:22:51,187 --> 00:22:52,588
Prepare to be impressed.
485
00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:53,629
Okay.
486
00:22:53,654 --> 00:22:56,568
What if the drawing that we
pulled from Zahradnik's throat
487
00:22:56,593 --> 00:22:58,393
wasn't a drawing at all?
488
00:22:58,428 --> 00:22:59,713
But it was a clue?
489
00:23:00,044 --> 00:23:01,909
Okay, he knew he was gonna get got,
490
00:23:02,002 --> 00:23:05,233
and he wanted to leave
something for us to find,
491
00:23:05,268 --> 00:23:08,714
and we have just been
looking at it sideways.
492
00:23:08,802 --> 00:23:10,136
David, marker.
493
00:23:10,331 --> 00:23:11,940
Thank you.
494
00:23:13,910 --> 00:23:15,709
Okay.
495
00:23:15,745 --> 00:23:17,546
David, go get it.
496
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:19,081
Here we go.
497
00:23:19,115 --> 00:23:23,642
It is actually a criminal
map to the stars,
498
00:23:23,822 --> 00:23:25,219
Great Lakes edition!
499
00:23:25,244 --> 00:23:26,488
Okay, here we go.
500
00:23:26,556 --> 00:23:29,124
We got star number 1 over here.
501
00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:32,628
That is Zahradnik,
that's our low-level Mafioso.
502
00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:35,263
We know that he pushes and moves drugs.
503
00:23:35,298 --> 00:23:37,169
If this is a mob movie, he's the patsy.
504
00:23:37,194 --> 00:23:38,828
He's the guy that the mob boss kills
505
00:23:38,853 --> 00:23:40,612
just to show that he's in charge.
506
00:23:40,637 --> 00:23:42,306
Probably played by David Arquette.
507
00:23:42,331 --> 00:23:45,173
Oh, thanks! I never get
cast in those roles.
508
00:23:45,241 --> 00:23:47,845
Then, we got star number 2,
509
00:23:47,884 --> 00:23:50,612
that is our guy Waabakwa.
510
00:23:50,647 --> 00:23:52,447
He's got a new seaplane business,
511
00:23:52,482 --> 00:23:54,282
he's trying to get new clients.
512
00:23:54,317 --> 00:23:57,601
He finally gets a new one,
he doesn't ask too many questions.
513
00:23:57,742 --> 00:23:59,254
In our mob movie,
514
00:23:59,288 --> 00:24:01,266
he's the innocent guy who
just gets in over his head.
515
00:24:01,290 --> 00:24:02,824
That's also played by me
516
00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:04,826
'cause those are the kind
of roles I usually get.
517
00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:08,556
Finally, the star of our movie...
518
00:24:09,510 --> 00:24:11,078
star number 3.
519
00:24:11,103 --> 00:24:12,626
Spaghetti and meatballs.
520
00:24:12,736 --> 00:24:14,539
Are you trying to tell us you're hungry?
521
00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:16,605
Or insane, because message received.
522
00:24:16,961 --> 00:24:20,442
Guys, high-school road trip.
523
00:24:20,476 --> 00:24:23,525
Ciccoritti's Restaurante,
524
00:24:23,550 --> 00:24:27,380
the best pasta puttanesca
we've ever had!
525
00:24:28,117 --> 00:24:29,384
Detroit.
526
00:24:29,452 --> 00:24:31,153
Yes!
527
00:24:31,187 --> 00:24:32,217
Lions!
528
00:24:32,242 --> 00:24:34,576
Waabakwa said he had a
line on some Lions tickets.
529
00:24:34,624 --> 00:24:36,191
That's the football team in Detroit.
530
00:24:36,555 --> 00:24:38,063
That's what he was referring to!
531
00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:40,134
Harley, you did it!
532
00:24:40,159 --> 00:24:42,230
Wha-wha-wha, we did it.
533
00:24:42,298 --> 00:24:44,838
We did it 'cause I got the marker
534
00:24:44,924 --> 00:24:47,235
and some gum from Rafalski's desk.
535
00:24:47,303 --> 00:24:48,804
But what does it mean?
536
00:24:48,838 --> 00:24:50,372
Well, maybe Waab and Zahradnik
537
00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:52,051
were in business with
someone from Detroit?
538
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:55,844
It's some sort of Great Lakes
drug-smuggling triangle?
539
00:24:55,878 --> 00:24:57,035
Okay, here's what's going to happen.
540
00:24:57,059 --> 00:24:59,587
I'm going to scour all of
the law enforcement databases
541
00:24:59,612 --> 00:25:01,513
in Detroit for anything on Zahradnik.
542
00:25:01,538 --> 00:25:04,219
- What am I gonna do?
- Replace Rafalski's gum.
543
00:25:04,773 --> 00:25:06,054
Guys!
544
00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:10,329
All right, I have narrowed it
down to three likely suspects.
545
00:25:11,194 --> 00:25:12,694
That one!
546
00:25:12,729 --> 00:25:14,449
He was one of the guys
that whistled at Sam.
547
00:25:14,564 --> 00:25:15,864
He was at the marina.
548
00:25:15,898 --> 00:25:17,365
I was hoping it wasn't him.
549
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:19,144
That is Mick "The Blade" Keywell,
out of Detroit.
550
00:25:19,168 --> 00:25:21,269
Total psychopath,
and I mean that clinically.
551
00:25:21,879 --> 00:25:23,747
He was diagnosed by a doctor
552
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,874
who he later killed, with a blade.
553
00:25:25,908 --> 00:25:27,776
Still, "Blade"? Pretty cool nickname.
554
00:25:27,844 --> 00:25:29,244
The guy at the Narcotics task force
555
00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:31,046
said Keywell was moving
product by seaplane
556
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,591
along the lakes and looking to expand.
557
00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:34,398
Guess who was standing in his way?
558
00:25:34,423 --> 00:25:36,673
Might it be Zahradnik, from Duluth?
559
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:38,282
Boop!
560
00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:40,988
Keywell knew Zahradnik was
trying to expand into Canada,
561
00:25:41,023 --> 00:25:43,258
he floated a bogus partnership,
Zahradnik bit.
562
00:25:43,292 --> 00:25:46,237
Keywell's real plan was to lure
Zahradnik off of his home turf
563
00:25:46,276 --> 00:25:47,462
so he could take him out.
564
00:25:47,487 --> 00:25:49,598
That must be why Zahradnik
swallowed the map.
565
00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:51,900
He knew he was going to die,
so he left us a clue.
566
00:25:51,934 --> 00:25:53,412
Do you think Keywell's still in town?
567
00:25:53,436 --> 00:25:55,237
The question is where, and for how long?
568
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,639
No, the question is where is Waabakwa?
569
00:25:57,707 --> 00:25:59,274
Because we sent him to ask questions
570
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:01,409
to a guy who is a psychopath.
571
00:26:01,444 --> 00:26:03,557
Hey, I remember that guy!
572
00:26:04,057 --> 00:26:05,380
He was at the marina.
573
00:26:05,414 --> 00:26:07,149
He said he loved me
in Never Been Kissed.
574
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,710
Good guy.
575
00:26:11,336 --> 00:26:12,650
He needs to tell us where Keywell is
576
00:26:12,674 --> 00:26:14,308
before he leaves town and it's too late.
577
00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:16,235
I'm going to go see if
there's any word from Waabakwa
578
00:26:16,259 --> 00:26:17,459
before I go in there.
579
00:26:18,262 --> 00:26:19,830
Perfect timing.
580
00:26:19,855 --> 00:26:22,528
I am gonna go in there
and get that guy to talk.
581
00:26:22,553 --> 00:26:23,589
Wait.
582
00:26:23,614 --> 00:26:25,248
You can't go in there as a consultant.
583
00:26:25,282 --> 00:26:27,550
I can do whatever gets results.
584
00:26:27,585 --> 00:26:29,853
Plus, we are on a ticking clock.
585
00:26:29,887 --> 00:26:31,421
Hey, hey, hey! Let me go in.
586
00:26:31,455 --> 00:26:32,856
I can play Bad Cop.
587
00:26:32,890 --> 00:26:34,724
What makes you think you
can be the Bad Cop?
588
00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:37,580
You think you can be a better
Bad Cop than me, or something?
589
00:26:37,681 --> 00:26:38,895
It's not a competition.
590
00:26:38,929 --> 00:26:40,839
But... yeah.
591
00:26:40,968 --> 00:26:44,347
Well, that's not what the producers
of Call Carter would say.
592
00:26:46,370 --> 00:26:47,971
What did you say?
593
00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:52,609
They always said your
performance was kinda soft.
594
00:26:59,936 --> 00:27:01,906
I hear you have a heart condition.
595
00:27:02,656 --> 00:27:04,754
- What?
- No, man.
596
00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:06,790
Yeah, can't do the nitrates.
597
00:27:06,824 --> 00:27:09,492
All that bacon makes you
keep your mouth shut.
598
00:27:09,916 --> 00:27:11,394
Uh, I don't follow.
599
00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:13,417
Well, follow this!
600
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:16,181
Either you talk, or I
crack you like an egg
601
00:27:16,328 --> 00:27:18,783
and fry you on the floor
of a hot yoga studio
602
00:27:18,808 --> 00:27:19,980
in the middle of July!
603
00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:21,973
Yeah, well, I'm gonna
scramble up that egg,
604
00:27:22,139 --> 00:27:24,841
I'm gonna put some ketchup on
it and I'm gonna eat it. Mmm!
605
00:27:24,909 --> 00:27:26,213
Oh, really?
606
00:27:26,238 --> 00:27:27,308
Yeah, love eggs.
607
00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:29,293
Tell me something. How
big are your nipples?
608
00:27:29,363 --> 00:27:31,144
My, my nipples? Excuse you, man?
609
00:27:31,169 --> 00:27:33,175
Pepperoni size or salami?
610
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,594
'Cause I'm gonna put clamps on them
611
00:27:34,618 --> 00:27:36,453
and I'm gonna connect
'em to a car battery,
612
00:27:36,487 --> 00:27:37,954
and I'm gonna light you up!
613
00:27:37,988 --> 00:27:39,589
Okay, okay, David, stop, stop, stop.
614
00:27:39,623 --> 00:27:41,591
You're just taking it too far, man.
615
00:27:41,625 --> 00:27:43,693
It works for Jack Bauer
in every episode.
616
00:27:43,761 --> 00:27:46,667
Yeah, but that's 24,
we're more of a Castle vibe here.
617
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:50,133
Okay, less Bauer hard,
more Fillion hard.
618
00:27:50,167 --> 00:27:52,648
What does Fillion hard look like?
619
00:27:56,992 --> 00:27:58,875
What the hell is going on in there?
620
00:27:58,943 --> 00:28:00,376
Oh, oh, don't worry.
621
00:28:00,444 --> 00:28:03,713
We got the address right here!
622
00:28:06,987 --> 00:28:10,065
So, the mechanic confirmed
that Keywell killed Zahradnik
623
00:28:10,104 --> 00:28:11,554
before he dropped him in the lake.
624
00:28:11,622 --> 00:28:14,524
I hope this address he gave
us turns out to be something.
625
00:28:14,933 --> 00:28:17,168
Where are you, Waabakwa?
626
00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:20,197
Stop touching me!
627
00:28:20,222 --> 00:28:21,795
Easy, I have to be able to see, okay?
628
00:28:21,832 --> 00:28:23,475
Will you tell him to stay on his side?
629
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:25,135
He's not sharing, Sam.
He's not sharing his...
630
00:28:25,159 --> 00:28:26,494
One more word out of either of you
631
00:28:26,518 --> 00:28:28,371
and I'm turning this car around!
632
00:28:31,008 --> 00:28:33,409
- Quit it!
- Ow, oh, he hurt me!
633
00:28:33,477 --> 00:28:34,844
That was my funny bone.
634
00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:36,079
- Argh!
- Hey, hey!
635
00:28:36,147 --> 00:28:37,881
Are you kidding me?
636
00:28:38,338 --> 00:28:40,414
He's going to blow our cover!
637
00:28:41,552 --> 00:28:42,556
I hope he does.
638
00:28:42,581 --> 00:28:43,880
That way, I can call the studio
639
00:28:43,905 --> 00:28:46,052
and tell them what a
mistake they made...
640
00:28:48,926 --> 00:28:51,204
I know that you're going through
a difficult time right now,
641
00:28:51,228 --> 00:28:52,941
but I need you two to
be on the same page
642
00:28:52,966 --> 00:28:54,299
before you get us killed.
643
00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:57,615
Go apologize and make him believe it.
644
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,035
Just get it done.
645
00:28:59,069 --> 00:29:00,436
You're an actor, right?
646
00:29:01,359 --> 00:29:02,405
Go act.
647
00:29:02,439 --> 00:29:03,773
But he'll know I'm faking.
648
00:29:04,130 --> 00:29:06,164
Listen, I'm only telling you this
649
00:29:06,290 --> 00:29:09,006
because I know that you
can make him believe you.
650
00:29:09,031 --> 00:29:10,246
You're an actor, right?
651
00:29:10,281 --> 00:29:11,915
You're a better actor than that guy.
652
00:29:11,949 --> 00:29:13,349
All right, so go act.
653
00:29:20,177 --> 00:29:22,091
- You first, go.
- No, please...
654
00:29:22,126 --> 00:29:23,726
No, come on, go, please.
655
00:29:23,761 --> 00:29:25,094
Okay, okay.
656
00:29:25,129 --> 00:29:26,362
All right, let me go.
657
00:29:26,397 --> 00:29:27,666
Okay.
658
00:29:28,699 --> 00:29:29,899
I'll go, I'll go.
659
00:29:29,934 --> 00:29:31,434
Okay, just do it.
660
00:29:31,468 --> 00:29:33,236
You know once I played
661
00:29:33,270 --> 00:29:36,772
the complicated,
misunderstood Phoebe stalker on Friends?
662
00:29:36,797 --> 00:29:37,807
Oh, yeah.
663
00:29:37,875 --> 00:29:40,835
My career just went
into the stratosphere.
664
00:29:40,882 --> 00:29:43,413
And then, I just needed the best,
665
00:29:43,639 --> 00:29:46,941
the priciest denim, the silkiest sheets.
666
00:29:46,966 --> 00:29:49,234
I filled my pool with the wettest water.
667
00:29:49,459 --> 00:29:52,455
- Wettest water?
- Oh, success, man.
668
00:29:52,489 --> 00:29:53,766
She changed me.
669
00:29:54,067 --> 00:29:55,792
And then, the comparisons started.
670
00:29:55,826 --> 00:29:57,660
He's a young Steve Martin.
671
00:29:57,728 --> 00:29:59,535
Or Martin Short.
672
00:29:59,645 --> 00:30:02,277
They started grouping me together
673
00:30:02,302 --> 00:30:05,653
- with the likes of Peter Sellers.
- Eh.
674
00:30:05,903 --> 00:30:07,558
And then, it was Buster Keaton
675
00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:10,006
- and Charlie Chaplin.
- I get it.
676
00:30:10,074 --> 00:30:11,467
- The new Jerry Lewis.
- I get it.
677
00:30:11,492 --> 00:30:12,508
You know what happened?
678
00:30:12,576 --> 00:30:13,843
I got mad, man.
679
00:30:13,911 --> 00:30:15,912
I mean, I'm not a facsimile!
680
00:30:15,946 --> 00:30:17,204
I'm David Arquette.
681
00:30:17,581 --> 00:30:20,516
Do you think they go up to,
uh, Bill Murray and say,
682
00:30:20,584 --> 00:30:23,215
"You're an old David Arquette."
683
00:30:23,316 --> 00:30:25,955
They should. No, man. I'm me.
684
00:30:26,582 --> 00:30:27,857
I'm unique.
685
00:30:27,925 --> 00:30:30,326
I'm a comedic actor,
686
00:30:30,666 --> 00:30:32,934
and a certified Bob Ross instructor.
687
00:30:33,487 --> 00:30:36,360
- Yeah, not a lot of people know that.
- Huh.
688
00:30:36,385 --> 00:30:40,641
Point is, I just,
I don't want to be so needy,
689
00:30:40,868 --> 00:30:42,089
but I am.
690
00:30:42,550 --> 00:30:44,218
You're not going to believe this,
691
00:30:45,729 --> 00:30:47,466
but when I was a kid, I was, uh,
692
00:30:48,531 --> 00:30:51,015
- I was a little bit overweight.
- No, I believe it.
693
00:30:51,215 --> 00:30:53,901
- I was bullied a lot, too.
- I can see that.
694
00:30:54,218 --> 00:30:58,021
I remember one day, the bullies,
they-they surrounded me
695
00:30:58,055 --> 00:30:59,366
and they were really taunting me.
696
00:30:59,390 --> 00:31:00,917
They were, they were yelling,
697
00:31:01,901 --> 00:31:03,869
"Harley the Heifer!
698
00:31:04,058 --> 00:31:07,839
Harley the Heifer! Harley the Heifer!"
699
00:31:07,864 --> 00:31:09,098
It is a good burn.
700
00:31:09,123 --> 00:31:10,500
- Can I finish?
- Sorry.
701
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,995
So, they picked me up and they
threw me in this trash can.
702
00:31:15,713 --> 00:31:17,907
And when I was in the
darkness of this can,
703
00:31:17,975 --> 00:31:19,865
that's when it hit me.
704
00:31:21,081 --> 00:31:22,982
So, I crawled out of it.
705
00:31:23,326 --> 00:31:26,549
It took me a while because...
'cause I was fat.
706
00:31:27,778 --> 00:31:29,485
And when I finally got out,
707
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:33,890
I looked them all in the
eye and I thanked them.
708
00:31:34,697 --> 00:31:36,156
I was acting.
709
00:31:39,029 --> 00:31:40,881
But when I went home
710
00:31:42,303 --> 00:31:44,500
and I sat on my bed...
711
00:31:47,871 --> 00:31:49,485
I cried.
712
00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:52,332
Because they were right.
713
00:31:53,944 --> 00:31:55,637
I belonged in that can.
714
00:31:57,803 --> 00:31:59,904
I was just a piece of trash.
715
00:32:11,261 --> 00:32:13,700
Wait, you're acting!
716
00:32:13,725 --> 00:32:18,067
No, no, it's so real! It's so real.
I can see it.
717
00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:19,818
No, no, no, I can tell you're faking.
718
00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:25,208
I got you! I totally am.
719
00:32:25,242 --> 00:32:26,476
No, but it was riveting!
720
00:32:26,543 --> 00:32:27,977
Real tears.
721
00:32:28,045 --> 00:32:29,979
You have to tell me your technique?
722
00:32:30,047 --> 00:32:33,300
Uh, well, usually I just think
of the People's Choice Awards
723
00:32:33,331 --> 00:32:35,651
when I lost out Best Breakout Male
724
00:32:35,719 --> 00:32:38,401
- to Rajesh from Big Bang.
- Pfft, Rajesh.
725
00:32:38,426 --> 00:32:40,893
That, or sometimes I
just pull a nose hair,
726
00:32:40,924 --> 00:32:44,127
that usually does the trick.
Oh, yeah, right there.
727
00:32:44,161 --> 00:32:45,761
Have you ever tried
to sit on your 'nads?
728
00:32:45,828 --> 00:32:47,729
I heard that worked once for Tim Roth.
729
00:32:47,998 --> 00:32:52,188
Regardless, you are a wonderful actor.
730
00:32:52,213 --> 00:32:53,736
I am just learning so much from you.
731
00:32:53,771 --> 00:32:55,776
- Thank you.
- As an actor,
732
00:32:55,801 --> 00:33:00,392
and also as-as a police actor.
733
00:33:00,494 --> 00:33:03,009
Thank you.
734
00:33:03,266 --> 00:33:05,634
It's just him. He's alone.
Says he's a driver.
735
00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:07,784
That's the guy who hired me, Keywell.
736
00:33:07,818 --> 00:33:09,461
He's not a stable person.
737
00:33:09,486 --> 00:33:10,582
How about this guy?
738
00:33:10,988 --> 00:33:13,059
He was there, too. He
didn't look too happy.
739
00:33:13,084 --> 00:33:14,257
Where are they now?
740
00:33:14,291 --> 00:33:16,102
They took a seaplane to a
meeting up north, I think.
741
00:33:16,126 --> 00:33:17,971
Well, if they took a seaplane,
then where is Waabakwa's car?
742
00:33:17,995 --> 00:33:19,541
Keywell asked me to get rid of it.
743
00:33:19,566 --> 00:33:20,598
Why'd he do that?
744
00:33:20,623 --> 00:33:22,943
Because the local guy isn't
going to be needing it anymore.
745
00:33:23,934 --> 00:33:25,768
It's not a meeting.
746
00:33:25,803 --> 00:33:27,014
It's a hit.
747
00:33:28,236 --> 00:33:29,361
Okay, here is what we know.
748
00:33:29,386 --> 00:33:31,257
The mechanic said that
Waabakwa was approached
749
00:33:31,282 --> 00:33:32,867
by both Zahradnik and Keywell.
750
00:33:32,892 --> 00:33:35,923
They said they were looking for a local
to provide air transport,
751
00:33:35,948 --> 00:33:37,759
maybe hook them up with
some warehouse space.
752
00:33:37,853 --> 00:33:40,238
Waab thought he was getting in on the
ground floor of something legit.
753
00:33:40,262 --> 00:33:41,323
But he's not stupid.
754
00:33:41,348 --> 00:33:43,791
So, by now,
he's wondering where Zahradnik is.
755
00:33:44,209 --> 00:33:47,545
And recognized Keywell's cologne as
"eau de raving psychopath".
756
00:33:47,721 --> 00:33:49,521
None of this tells us where he took him,
757
00:33:49,556 --> 00:33:50,956
or if he's even still alive.
758
00:33:51,024 --> 00:33:53,058
I've left him like eight messages.
759
00:33:53,093 --> 00:33:55,058
Guys, this is on us.
760
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:00,807
Oh that's weird.
761
00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:02,268
It's from an unknown number.
762
00:34:02,293 --> 00:34:04,690
It just says "Ghost",
and then a bunch of random letters,
763
00:34:04,715 --> 00:34:06,155
like fingers slipping on a keyboard.
764
00:34:06,539 --> 00:34:07,710
Well, you think it's Waab?
765
00:34:07,735 --> 00:34:09,270
The driver said they were
heading north, right?
766
00:34:09,294 --> 00:34:11,241
- Yeah.
- I think I know where.
767
00:34:11,689 --> 00:34:12,956
Each time it comes around,
768
00:34:13,022 --> 00:34:14,601
I don't get to get to say something.
769
00:34:15,782 --> 00:34:17,859
Here we go, Redstone Harbour.
770
00:34:17,884 --> 00:34:19,425
It's a ghost town except
for one structure,
771
00:34:19,449 --> 00:34:20,648
an old fishing cabin.
772
00:34:20,673 --> 00:34:22,241
Koji took me there when I was a kid.
773
00:34:22,266 --> 00:34:23,626
There was graffiti. First Nations.
774
00:34:23,650 --> 00:34:24,891
Anishinaabe.
775
00:34:24,916 --> 00:34:27,329
Waab might have suggested
it for Keywell's import business.
776
00:34:27,353 --> 00:34:29,583
Remember, they don't call Keywell
"The Blade" for nothing.
777
00:34:29,607 --> 00:34:31,503
And we can't assume he
doesn't have back-up.
778
00:34:32,232 --> 00:34:34,371
Okay, you two follow me.
779
00:34:34,396 --> 00:34:36,300
Arquette, you stay in the car.
780
00:34:36,495 --> 00:34:38,003
Come on!
781
00:34:42,108 --> 00:34:44,306
Put this on. Put this on.
782
00:34:44,331 --> 00:34:45,531
This is so exciting.
783
00:34:45,556 --> 00:34:47,013
I told you to stay in the car.
784
00:34:47,038 --> 00:34:49,673
You need me in there.
I've been in tons of fights.
785
00:34:49,750 --> 00:34:50,984
On film or in real life?
786
00:34:51,284 --> 00:34:52,951
- Film, mostly.
- Yeah.
787
00:34:52,986 --> 00:34:55,287
But every stunt coordinator
I've ever worked with
788
00:34:55,321 --> 00:34:56,847
said my form is flawless.
789
00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:59,651
You know, I once had this
fight scene with Jon Cryer.
790
00:34:59,676 --> 00:35:01,711
He punched me right in the nose,
knocked me out!
791
00:35:01,736 --> 00:35:03,004
He wasn't even supposed to hit me.
792
00:35:03,028 --> 00:35:04,629
We were playing dentists.
793
00:35:04,753 --> 00:35:07,322
Jon Cryer who was Duckie
in Pretty in Pink?
794
00:35:07,419 --> 00:35:09,977
Yeah, yeah, I think
he was just mad at me
795
00:35:10,002 --> 00:35:11,188
'cause I was friends with Charlie
796
00:35:11,212 --> 00:35:12,682
during the whole "tiger blood" thing.
797
00:35:12,706 --> 00:35:14,125
He never even apologized.
798
00:35:14,150 --> 00:35:15,781
Okay, put this on.
799
00:35:15,806 --> 00:35:17,807
- Thank you!
- Yeah.
800
00:35:18,011 --> 00:35:19,545
Come with me. Come on.
801
00:35:19,612 --> 00:35:20,846
I'm so excited.
802
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,124
Stay low, stay low.
803
00:35:22,148 --> 00:35:23,382
I know, so exciting, right?
804
00:35:23,449 --> 00:35:24,983
Yeah. Okay, what's my move?
805
00:35:25,018 --> 00:35:26,351
Okay, you ready for your move?
806
00:35:26,386 --> 00:35:29,054
Your move is to get in this car...
807
00:35:29,122 --> 00:35:31,390
and stay there or I
will shoot you myself.
808
00:35:34,665 --> 00:35:35,734
Get in the car!
809
00:35:41,753 --> 00:35:45,255
I understand you had a visit
from Johnny Law the other day?
810
00:35:45,505 --> 00:35:46,759
Very bad.
811
00:35:49,539 --> 00:35:51,273
Is that who you were trying to text
812
00:35:51,811 --> 00:35:54,023
on your little phoney-phone phone?
813
00:35:54,380 --> 00:35:55,390
Hmm?
814
00:35:57,684 --> 00:36:00,846
Shh, don't move.
815
00:36:18,673 --> 00:36:20,059
Okay!
816
00:36:21,783 --> 00:36:22,910
All right!
817
00:36:26,525 --> 00:36:28,126
- Ah!
- How many goons?
818
00:36:28,151 --> 00:36:29,351
Two.
819
00:36:29,547 --> 00:36:30,781
Hey, I didn't know.
820
00:36:30,806 --> 00:36:33,141
I know. We know. We got your back.
821
00:36:49,054 --> 00:36:51,022
Where are you?
822
00:36:51,330 --> 00:36:55,133
I'm gonna find you, and I'm
gonna cook you like a moose!
823
00:37:08,788 --> 00:37:09,836
Ugh!
824
00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:11,750
Oh, God, I'm so, so sorry.
825
00:37:12,012 --> 00:37:13,292
Oh, I hope that's not permanent.
826
00:37:18,112 --> 00:37:19,650
That's what you get for
whistling at a woman.
827
00:37:19,674 --> 00:37:22,109
Still the best defender in the province,
Sunshine.
828
00:37:22,246 --> 00:37:24,047
Tie up that goon.
829
00:37:35,081 --> 00:37:36,782
Oh, Harley!
830
00:37:36,816 --> 00:37:38,116
I was looking for Keywell.
831
00:37:38,151 --> 00:37:40,105
Me too.
832
00:37:40,130 --> 00:37:41,965
What was that? Was that an animal?
833
00:37:41,990 --> 00:37:43,973
No, that's the cry of an Arquette.
834
00:37:45,091 --> 00:37:46,569
Come on, move!
835
00:37:46,594 --> 00:37:48,195
Get up! Get on the plane.
836
00:37:48,220 --> 00:37:49,587
Hey, you stay back!
837
00:37:49,612 --> 00:37:51,613
Stay where you are. Drop the knife!
838
00:37:51,638 --> 00:37:53,005
Haha, no!
839
00:37:53,076 --> 00:37:55,038
He'll never kill Courteney
Cox's ex-husband.
840
00:37:55,096 --> 00:37:56,756
I'm gonna kill Courteney Cox's ex!
841
00:37:56,781 --> 00:37:58,949
Huh. I was really off on that one.
842
00:37:58,974 --> 00:37:59,991
How would you like it
843
00:38:00,016 --> 00:38:01,936
if I brought up your
ex-wife in the conversation?
844
00:38:02,308 --> 00:38:03,720
I don't know. I've never been married.
845
00:38:03,744 --> 00:38:04,844
Oh, big surprise.
846
00:38:04,983 --> 00:38:06,550
- Hey, zip it!
- Not the face.
847
00:38:08,181 --> 00:38:10,148
Just keep moving, come on!
848
00:38:10,183 --> 00:38:11,550
What is it, Vijay?
849
00:38:11,617 --> 00:38:12,828
Kind of in the middle of something here.
850
00:38:12,852 --> 00:38:13,895
Hey, Harley.
851
00:38:13,982 --> 00:38:15,512
How do you think this ends, Keywell?
852
00:38:15,537 --> 00:38:17,939
I don't know. I'm just
living in the moment.
853
00:38:17,964 --> 00:38:20,065
I'm back in Bishop tomorrow
to pick up Arquette.
854
00:38:20,211 --> 00:38:21,578
And listen, I feel bad.
855
00:38:21,603 --> 00:38:22,837
I should have warned you.
856
00:38:22,862 --> 00:38:24,163
He's a bit... goofy.
857
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:25,622
Keep moving!
858
00:38:25,847 --> 00:38:30,026
He's not goofy, he's just misunderstood.
859
00:38:30,570 --> 00:38:32,229
He's an actor.
860
00:38:33,506 --> 00:38:35,003
You gotta shoot him, Sam.
861
00:38:35,028 --> 00:38:36,595
I don't have a clear shot.
862
00:38:36,810 --> 00:38:38,277
Keep going. Come on.
863
00:38:38,578 --> 00:38:41,025
Come on, get in. Go!
864
00:38:41,050 --> 00:38:42,784
Come on, move over!
865
00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:45,155
Jon Cryer...
866
00:38:45,180 --> 00:38:47,682
Jon Cryer! Jon Cryer!
867
00:38:48,256 --> 00:38:49,690
Duckie?
868
00:38:49,889 --> 00:38:51,126
Arrrgh!
869
00:38:53,726 --> 00:38:55,761
Ow!
870
00:38:59,732 --> 00:39:01,725
Ahh!
871
00:39:04,537 --> 00:39:06,152
Carter, I pulled something.
872
00:39:06,706 --> 00:39:08,240
Old wrestling injury.
873
00:39:08,621 --> 00:39:11,222
Hey, tell me,
all that wrestling's fake, isn't it?
874
00:39:11,247 --> 00:39:12,981
Do you want me to show
you how fake it is?
875
00:39:13,006 --> 00:39:14,777
No, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
876
00:39:14,802 --> 00:39:16,069
Is that fake? Is that fake?
877
00:39:16,094 --> 00:39:17,324
No, no, no, no.
878
00:39:17,349 --> 00:39:19,183
Oh, God!
879
00:39:19,950 --> 00:39:21,523
This is so embarrassing.
880
00:39:21,798 --> 00:39:23,132
I can't even get up.
881
00:39:23,856 --> 00:39:25,757
Where's your double when you need one?
882
00:39:25,792 --> 00:39:27,908
Hey, you had your hero moment,
883
00:39:28,916 --> 00:39:30,605
and now it's my turn.
884
00:39:31,861 --> 00:39:33,431
Oh, um...
885
00:39:34,549 --> 00:39:36,384
Some things never change.
886
00:39:44,508 --> 00:39:45,977
Here comes your knight
in shining armour.
887
00:39:46,001 --> 00:39:47,847
Wait, what?
888
00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:49,332
Wait, my knight?
889
00:39:49,664 --> 00:39:51,945
What, you think this manly
display of manliness is for me?
890
00:39:57,534 --> 00:39:59,368
Hey, look who's still alive.
891
00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:07,310
Little help!
892
00:40:07,335 --> 00:40:10,103
Ah, okay, we got this, yeah.
893
00:40:17,109 --> 00:40:19,773
- What are you doing?
- Leaving, before you ask.
894
00:40:19,798 --> 00:40:21,265
I want you to miss me, Sam.
895
00:40:21,290 --> 00:40:22,867
I don't want you to be glad I'm gone.
896
00:40:22,897 --> 00:40:25,452
So, I'm just here for a visit
but I'm gonna get a motel.
897
00:40:25,477 --> 00:40:27,124
I wasn't going to ask you to leave.
898
00:40:27,149 --> 00:40:28,186
Yeah, that's the problem.
899
00:40:28,211 --> 00:40:30,045
You never ask, but I can always tell.
900
00:40:31,275 --> 00:40:33,158
Okay, look, Simone,
901
00:40:33,192 --> 00:40:35,838
if you want to go, I'm
not gonna stop you.
902
00:40:35,863 --> 00:40:37,314
But, I think you should stay.
903
00:40:37,339 --> 00:40:39,135
But not really, though, right?
904
00:40:39,694 --> 00:40:41,829
I want you to stay.
905
00:40:42,535 --> 00:40:43,835
Please.
906
00:40:45,842 --> 00:40:47,276
Thank you, Sam.
907
00:40:47,554 --> 00:40:48,988
It's okay.
908
00:40:49,275 --> 00:40:51,311
No. All the good in my
life is cause of you.
909
00:40:52,194 --> 00:40:53,546
Have I ever said that before?
910
00:40:54,975 --> 00:40:56,172
No.
911
00:40:56,614 --> 00:40:58,148
It's about damn time, though.
912
00:41:03,015 --> 00:41:04,665
Now, can I give you some advice?
913
00:41:04,690 --> 00:41:06,251
Oh, yes.
914
00:41:06,585 --> 00:41:08,252
It's time to start
putting yourself first.
915
00:41:09,102 --> 00:41:11,751
I see big things for you, Sam.
Bigger than Bishop.
916
00:41:11,896 --> 00:41:13,190
So, now I should leave Bishop?
917
00:41:13,285 --> 00:41:14,565
What's keeping you here?
918
00:41:16,227 --> 00:41:17,940
I could have died out there, Harley.
919
00:41:17,965 --> 00:41:20,433
And in a way, the old
David Arquette did.
920
00:41:20,615 --> 00:41:21,939
You changed my life.
921
00:41:21,964 --> 00:41:23,264
It's what I do.
922
00:41:23,289 --> 00:41:24,400
Besides, if you were dead,
923
00:41:24,425 --> 00:41:26,548
I wouldn't be able to catch
you every Wednesday night,
924
00:41:26,573 --> 00:41:27,650
on Call Carter.
925
00:41:27,675 --> 00:41:28,876
Yeah, about that.
926
00:41:29,136 --> 00:41:30,369
I'm not gonna do the show.
927
00:41:30,607 --> 00:41:32,174
What? Why?
928
00:41:32,199 --> 00:41:35,897
Uh, you know, I was really
just doing it for the money.
929
00:41:35,922 --> 00:41:37,752
And I'm already obscenely wealthy,
930
00:41:38,057 --> 00:41:39,343
in case you didn't know.
931
00:41:39,368 --> 00:41:43,210
I've done not one, but
two Muppet movies.
932
00:41:43,866 --> 00:41:46,359
That's, uh, two more than Justin Long.
933
00:41:46,566 --> 00:41:49,768
Besides,
what I really want to do is direct...
934
00:41:50,433 --> 00:41:53,027
Porn. Classy porn.
935
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,683
Hey! My two superstars!
936
00:41:55,942 --> 00:41:57,909
We gotta go!
937
00:41:57,944 --> 00:41:59,611
But Harley, I owe you big time!
938
00:41:59,679 --> 00:42:02,588
Just don't tell Vijay
until you get back to L.A.
939
00:42:02,764 --> 00:42:05,601
Don't ever tell me what to do!
940
00:42:07,220 --> 00:42:08,687
I'm kidding, I'm kidding!
941
00:42:09,956 --> 00:42:11,484
- That scared me.
- Gotcha!
942
00:42:11,509 --> 00:42:14,211
Whoa!
943
00:42:15,105 --> 00:42:16,736
See you, David Arquette.
944
00:42:20,414 --> 00:42:22,329
- You ready to roll?
- Always.
945
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,167
- Come on.
- All right.
946
00:42:28,192 --> 00:42:29,720
- Oh, yeah.
- Here we go.
947
00:42:29,745 --> 00:42:31,245
Oh, yeah!
948
00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:34,579
Okay, not bad. Getting good at this.
949
00:42:34,614 --> 00:42:35,822
Hey, wait a minute.
950
00:42:35,847 --> 00:42:37,081
Damn you, Val Kilmer.
951
00:42:37,483 --> 00:42:39,117
Shouldn't one of us be behind the wheel?
952
00:42:39,151 --> 00:42:40,619
Yeah, let's get up there right now.
953
00:42:40,653 --> 00:42:41,791
Whoa, okay, let's go!
954
00:42:41,896 --> 00:42:45,796
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955
00:43:32,930 --> 00:43:34,263
Open wide, say "ahh".
956
00:43:34,288 --> 00:43:35,554
Ahh!
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