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Our next stop
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on our Southern California
"Yo Home Slice"
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Ghetto Gear and Weed Tasting Tour
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is the notorious New Compton Gardens,
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a hot bed of drugs, violence,
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cut-rate weed,
and designer knock-offs.
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To my left are genuine
African-American drug dealers.
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- The average life-span...
- She must really dig it.
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...of a ghetto drug dealer is 28.
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So, obviously,
the two men you see here
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are well past their prime.
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The residents of this complex
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are, in many ways,
prisoners in their own homes,
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in constant fear of gang violence.
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Time to make mama proud.
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Taste, please?
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- That's some Fantastic right there.
- Oh, thank you.
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Ahhh.
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Gang face, Yoga Bitches!
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- Get down!
- Duck!
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- Get down, everyone!
- Let's see what happens!
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That was real gangsta hood shit!
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This craziness needs to stop!
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Y'all was applauding a drive-by?
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- Y'all are crazy!
- Thank you! Sayonara!
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- Thank you!
- Thank you!
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Hey, she didn't pay me for my weed!
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Lloyd!
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What?
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As you know, we just experienced
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some incoming fire from a local gang.
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That's them bitches in spandex.
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Well, them bitches in spandex
got guns,
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and they will be back.
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I'm suggesting an armed
special show of forces.
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I call it "Operation: Shut'em-down."
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It provides multiple layers
of security.
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Layer one, the Word Keepers.
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You know what?
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Them young punks
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don't know they ass
from a hole in the ground!
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No. But look... they don't got to.
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'Cause of this.
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Damn, M-Track! What the hell is that?
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And unmanned reconnaissance vehicle
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with visual surveillance capabilities.
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In other words, it's a drone.
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Yeah, man, it's custom-designed
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to keep an eye on things around here.
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Look at this.
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See, it looks like
trash on the ground...
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Uh-huh. ...then, when you
move the bitch like this...
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...that bitch look like a kite
from the bottom
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when you see it in the air.
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Look at that.
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Ain't that a bitch.
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L-look, look.
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I see... I see a bald spot!
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Clever, right?
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Who the hell fly a kite in the hood?
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You should've made it look like
a pair of tennis shoes
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hanging on some telephone wires.
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, damn. Oh. Oh, damn.
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I got to go.
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Hey, no, no, no, man.
Come here, man. Look.
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I'm trying to tell you my new plans
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for increased security with
Operation: Shut'em-down.
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Ambro, you are head of security.
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Do everything you can
to keep everything secure.
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All right?
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Bye.
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All right.
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It's time to take the streets back.
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And if not,
at least shoot some shit up.
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Can't get away from Darby.
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Oh, what am I gonna do now?
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Maybe some TV on.
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Let me check this TV out.
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All right. What do we got here?
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Oh, yeah, Look at that.
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"Real Ho Wives of Atlanta."
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They put the "trifle" in "triflin',"
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the "get" in "ghetto,
and the "hoe" in ho-ho...
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Hold it a minute.
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I smell ass.
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I didn't know they made
a scratch-and-sniff television!
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What the...
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Nice fragrance, too.
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Smell like Darby.
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What the hell going on?
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That's some Jesus bullshit.
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First he take my desire to get drunk,
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then he taunt me with some
booty-crack smellin' like Darby.
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Oh, that's some cold shit
to do to a man.
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And he ain't gonna get away with it.
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He ain't gonna get away with it.
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Jesus! I'ma get drunk.
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You ain't gonna stop me
from getting drunk.
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Tell you that.
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I'ma get drunk.
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Mm.
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Mm. Yep. Let me see.
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Oh, that looks good.
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Um...
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So, these are quarters, right?
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And these go over here.
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And we need some eighths.
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Yeah. And these go over here.
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Okay, Daddy!
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All right.
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I love you, baby.
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You doing a good job with that dope.
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Uh...
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I was hoping Rihanna
come through the door.
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Even with Jesus as your best friend,
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that ain't gonna never happen.
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Hey, Mommy, look!
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This is a quarter.
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This is seventh.
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Uh, th-that's an eighth, sweetie.
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Boonie, you teaching your little girl
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how to bag weed?!
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Look, she bagging it, not smoking it.
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Besides, it's good math practice.
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Fractions and stuff.
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Her teacher told us
to pay extra attention
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to the math, remember?
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So I'm preparing her for school
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and us for that parent-teacher
conference we got.
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You not preparing her for that.
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You preparing her
for a life of crime, Boonie,
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and us a visit from
Child Protection Services!
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Boonlinka, put that down. Come on.
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Your daddy gon' have you
in foster care.
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Boonie, I'm 'bout to drop her off
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at my mama's house,
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and I'ma come back and get you
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so we can go to this
parent-teacher conference
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at the school.
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And be ready!
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Big earrings, big mouth...
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...big back.
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- Got it?
- Good work, Word Keepers!
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Keep it up!
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That car goes to checkpoint Bravo,
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that sofa to checkpoint Charlie.
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- Yeah.
- Hey!
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- What's your name?
- Roger that.
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Scambro?
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Ambro.
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Ms. Booty, right?
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The name is Ms. Tudi.
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- Right.
- What is all this?
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A garage sale?
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Oh, nah.
These are vehicle checkpoints.
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This is Operation: Shut'em-down.
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Shut'em-down.
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The Word Keepers
are gonna be occupying
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the control points of this area.
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So that way, no unauthorized vehicles
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will be able to get through.
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For how long?
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All day.
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- All day?
- All day.
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Ain't gon' be no drive-bys
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while I am in charge of security
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- for this complex.
- No drive-bys!
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Who is this nigga?
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Oh, that's Clancy.
That's my second in command.
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Crazy-ass motherfucker
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Ooh. Now, if you'll excuse me,
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uh, duty calls.
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You's a crazy-ass nigga.
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Stupid Anthrax.
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Have a good day, Ms. Booty.
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Nigga, don't have me come in there
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and knock over your wheelchair, hear?
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Still here to protect you, Ms. Booty.
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And all that ass.
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I heard that!
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If you don't live here,
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you can turn around
and get the fuck out.
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Fuck!
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Damn it, Clancy!
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This is an integral piece
of our operation, man!
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I thought you said you flew
one of these in the Air Force!
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I-I did, but I flew in the plane,
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not below it!
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Internet say I can get drunk.
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Just follow the instructions.
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Paprika.
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Oooh, boy!
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Cinnamon.
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Yes, indeedy.
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All right. Some sugar.
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Chicharrón.
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A little crushed garlic.
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And look at that... That Damn Devil.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay.
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Damn you, Internet!
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I ain't get drunk off this shit!
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Agh!
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All right. Listen up.
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This is it.
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This is the turning point.
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This where it's all gonna get better.
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If Scambro
and his soldiers of misfortune
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don't fuck it up.
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But we just got shot at again
this morning, Ms. Tudi.
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What if the Yoga Ladies
come back trippin'?
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Baby, they got that
out of the way early.
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They ain't coming back.
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But this nigga's dumb-ass operation
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could cost me my sale.
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Listen here.
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In less than an hour,
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I got carload of
horny senior citizens coming,
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and they're expecting
suitcases of weed and Viagra.
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How 'bout you call the senior citizens
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and tell them we gonna move the sale
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to another location, huh?
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You don't understand
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how skittish these old players are!
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Plus, they don't even know
the shit is basically legal.
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So if anything changes, anything,
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they gone for good.
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And then I'm stuck with suitcases
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full of punk-ass weed and penis pills.
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Nigga, what are you doing?!
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Ms. Tudi, is these
Vitamin V even really real?
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I mean, the instructions
ain't even in English.
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Jesus, foreigners like sex, too.
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I'm just saying, Ms. Tudi,
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I'ma feel real bad
if these pills are counterfeit
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and these old folks
can't get nothing up
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but they hopes.
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Boonie, try one of those.
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See if it's real.
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So you just gonna experiment
on your son, Ms. Tudi?
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Come on. What?
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Your father killed his.
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- Ah... Hey.
- Mm-hmm.
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He the only one with a dick, okay?
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- Hm?
- A dick that work.
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Boonie, I said take "one"!
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Nothing can cut
the smell of this shit...
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Mmm.
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...but Darby!
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I smell Darby.
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I know there's none here.
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But I'ma track it down
no matter what it takes.
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I'ma be like a hound dog
to get that Darby.
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Darby!
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I'm coming to get your fine ass!
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Yes, I am.
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- Ooooh-whoo!
- Get it locked down.
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Look at that pretty ghetto bird.
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Yeah, make that barricade
a little bit taller.
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Checkpoint Charlie, checkpoint Bravo.
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- Tires always checkpoint Bravo.
- Got it.
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There will be no infiltrating
these streets today.
265
00:10:15,046 --> 00:10:17,659
Oh, Operation: Shut'em-down
is in full effect.
266
00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:19,960
Ain't that right, Word Keepers?
267
00:10:19,984 --> 00:10:21,228
- Word!
- Word!
268
00:10:21,252 --> 00:10:23,131
Jesus, I think you right.
269
00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:25,099
We gonna have
to call them old bastards
270
00:10:25,123 --> 00:10:27,035
and have them meet us someplace else.
271
00:10:28,493 --> 00:10:30,472
It ain't nothing but
a phone call, Ms. Tudi.
272
00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:33,507
Boonie, hand me my damn cellphone.
273
00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:38,979
Come on, boy.
274
00:10:39,003 --> 00:10:40,314
Why are you limpin'?
275
00:10:40,338 --> 00:10:42,383
Ooh... It's...
276
00:10:42,407 --> 00:10:45,585
Ohh, that shit done kicked in?
277
00:10:45,609 --> 00:10:48,128
I told you that
counterfeit Viagra was on point.
278
00:10:48,129 --> 00:10:50,333
- Oooh.
- Gangsta, Ms. Tudi.
279
00:10:51,282 --> 00:10:54,496
- Damn.
- Unh. Mm.
280
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,097
Hello?
281
00:10:56,121 --> 00:10:58,098
Hello?
282
00:10:58,122 --> 00:10:59,122
Hello?
283
00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:02,203
She hung up.
284
00:11:02,227 --> 00:11:04,305
Lord, why do you give
old people technology?
285
00:11:06,131 --> 00:11:08,343
'Cause it tickle the shit out of Pops.
286
00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:12,079
Yo, man, what's up
with the surveillance?
287
00:11:12,103 --> 00:11:13,714
- Watch out, Clancy. I got this.
- Ooh.
288
00:11:15,473 --> 00:11:17,017
Whoa!
289
00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:18,987
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ah, ah, ah.
290
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,322
Stop the damn car.
291
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,522
Stop the damn car.
292
00:11:21,546 --> 00:11:24,425
Stop pointing that damn gun
at me, Ambro.
293
00:11:24,449 --> 00:11:26,160
I came here to see Boonie.
294
00:11:26,184 --> 00:11:28,430
I said turn off the goddamn engine.
295
00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:30,298
I ain't turning off shit.
296
00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:33,200
- Move out my way.
- Let's go, ladies. Move it!
297
00:11:33,224 --> 00:11:35,035
Okay, we got a situation at Charlie.
298
00:11:35,059 --> 00:11:36,671
Shalinka to see Boonie.
299
00:11:36,672 --> 00:11:38,228
- I need to search the car.
- 10-4 Ambro.
300
00:11:38,229 --> 00:11:39,800
You not searching my car.
301
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,076
- Why not?
- Because it's my car.
302
00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,943
And what you got to hide?
303
00:11:43,967 --> 00:11:46,380
The shit in my car.
304
00:11:46,404 --> 00:11:48,816
And what is with this outfit
you wearing?
305
00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:49,984
Cosplay?
306
00:11:50,008 --> 00:11:52,580
No, this ain't
no motherfuckin cosplay.
307
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:53,741
I don't even know what
the hell that is.
308
00:11:53,742 --> 00:11:55,326
You know what?
309
00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:58,826
You getting on my damn nerves, Ambro.
310
00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:00,693
I ain't come here for this shit today,
311
00:12:00,717 --> 00:12:01,595
and I ain't got time for it.
312
00:12:01,619 --> 00:12:04,097
I got a parent-teacher
conference to go to.
313
00:12:04,121 --> 00:12:06,033
I'm already nervous about that.
314
00:12:06,057 --> 00:12:07,900
I know the war was rough,
315
00:12:07,924 --> 00:12:11,971
and a lot of y'all got back here
with real problems.
316
00:12:11,995 --> 00:12:16,110
But I encourage you to get some help.
317
00:12:16,134 --> 00:12:18,144
But first, let me encourage you
318
00:12:18,168 --> 00:12:20,713
to stay the fuck away from me
319
00:12:20,737 --> 00:12:23,784
and have a precious damn day!
320
00:12:23,808 --> 00:12:26,720
You can't stop me
from seeing my baby daddy.
321
00:12:26,744 --> 00:12:28,121
You done lost your mind.
All right, then.
322
00:12:28,145 --> 00:12:29,255
Okay. We got a...
323
00:12:29,279 --> 00:12:30,790
- We were right on you.
- All right.
324
00:12:30,814 --> 00:12:31,792
We got a rogue.
Especially if you can't
325
00:12:31,816 --> 00:12:33,994
stop somebody from getting
through with a couch.
326
00:12:34,018 --> 00:12:35,696
Okay, Word Keepers. We got a code...
327
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:36,929
Ain't no damn Word Keepers.
328
00:12:36,953 --> 00:12:38,231
But I bet I'm going through
329
00:12:38,255 --> 00:12:40,234
this bullshit-ass barricade.
330
00:12:40,258 --> 00:12:42,702
Ain't none of y'all
got a phone charger?
331
00:12:42,726 --> 00:12:43,803
Oh, shit!
332
00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:45,005
Clancy!
333
00:12:45,029 --> 00:12:46,140
Come on.
334
00:12:46,164 --> 00:12:47,841
Okay.
335
00:12:47,865 --> 00:12:49,710
Look at that. Come on, now.
336
00:12:49,734 --> 00:12:51,245
Come on here.
337
00:12:51,269 --> 00:12:53,047
There we go. Come on, then.
338
00:12:53,071 --> 00:12:54,747
All right.
339
00:12:54,771 --> 00:12:57,451
Who knew that I could smell
Darby in a liquor store
340
00:12:57,475 --> 00:12:59,053
a half mile away?
341
00:12:59,077 --> 00:13:02,056
Oh, my goodness. Lookit here.
342
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:08,728
Now, if I can't get drunk
drinking it, uh...
343
00:13:08,752 --> 00:13:13,266
Maybe... just maybe...
344
00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:14,967
Hm.
345
00:13:14,991 --> 00:13:15,991
Let's try it.
346
00:13:17,995 --> 00:13:19,273
No one to stop me.
347
00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:20,941
Come on.
348
00:13:20,965 --> 00:13:22,275
Come on, Darby.
349
00:13:22,299 --> 00:13:24,278
I'm depending on you.
350
00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:25,913
I don't get it.
351
00:13:25,937 --> 00:13:28,048
Boonie, Boonlinka is your daughter.
352
00:13:28,072 --> 00:13:30,851
Ms. Tudi, she's your granddaughter.
353
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:33,220
And, Jesus, she's a child of God.
354
00:13:33,244 --> 00:13:34,987
Y'all should be helping me and Boonie
355
00:13:35,011 --> 00:13:38,859
be on time for this meeting
at Boonlinka's school.
356
00:13:38,883 --> 00:13:42,929
Instead, y'all in here
hiding out like Anne Frank,
357
00:13:42,953 --> 00:13:45,332
schemin' how to get old folks
through barricades
358
00:13:45,356 --> 00:13:48,067
so they can buy weed and Viagra?
359
00:13:48,091 --> 00:13:50,136
What the hell you lookin' at, Boonie?
360
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,872
And what the hell is this?
361
00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:54,774
Well, Ms. Tudi kindly decided
362
00:13:54,798 --> 00:13:56,342
to throw in some free adult diapers.
363
00:13:56,366 --> 00:13:58,245
Counterfeit diapers, Jesus?
364
00:13:58,269 --> 00:14:01,148
No, no, no, no. These
are called "Tight and Tidy."
365
00:14:01,172 --> 00:14:02,982
Ain't that an accident
waiting to happen.
366
00:14:03,006 --> 00:14:06,193
And I intended the hell
out of that pun.
367
00:14:10,347 --> 00:14:14,962
So, when I push this down like this,
368
00:14:14,986 --> 00:14:16,330
I want you to push the button forward.
369
00:14:16,354 --> 00:14:17,831
Got it?
370
00:14:17,855 --> 00:14:20,033
Yeah. The thing is, Ambro, I...
371
00:14:20,057 --> 00:14:21,934
I'd be better with a steering wheel.
372
00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:25,806
See, these things is like
operating two tiny penises.
373
00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:29,109
I wouldn't know nothing
about that, Clancy.
374
00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:30,986
Hold up.
375
00:14:36,173 --> 00:14:38,018
Okay.
376
00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:39,385
Now!
377
00:14:45,283 --> 00:14:47,126
Whoooo-ooh!
378
00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:49,263
It pretty!
379
00:14:49,287 --> 00:14:52,131
Fly, sugar baby! Fly!
380
00:14:52,155 --> 00:14:53,866
What's wrong with you?
381
00:14:53,890 --> 00:14:55,869
Man, nothin', it's just...
382
00:14:55,893 --> 00:14:58,138
It's just that, uh, you know,
383
00:14:58,162 --> 00:15:00,274
Li'l Boonie needs
some lil' love right now,
384
00:15:00,298 --> 00:15:01,308
you know what I'm saying?
385
00:15:01,332 --> 00:15:02,626
To help him get straight.
386
00:15:02,627 --> 00:15:03,943
Or maybe un-straight.
387
00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:06,880
Hey, let's hit that bathroom up
for a hot minute.
388
00:15:06,904 --> 00:15:09,949
Boonie, you know we too damn big
for that bathroom.
389
00:15:09,973 --> 00:15:12,952
That bathroom ain't big enough
for two ants to get busy in.
390
00:15:12,976 --> 00:15:15,989
And why you pushin' up?
We ain't drunk.
391
00:15:16,013 --> 00:15:18,991
Wait a damn minute.
392
00:15:19,015 --> 00:15:21,160
Did your mama make you take
some of them pills
393
00:15:21,184 --> 00:15:23,396
to prove their efficacy?
394
00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:24,997
Efficacy?
395
00:15:25,021 --> 00:15:27,400
What... Oh, you fuckin professors now?
396
00:15:27,424 --> 00:15:29,403
No, she did it to prove to Jesus
397
00:15:29,427 --> 00:15:31,205
they could make my dick hard.
398
00:15:31,229 --> 00:15:33,240
Look, dawg, I don't need no proof
399
00:15:33,264 --> 00:15:34,875
of your junk getting hard.
400
00:15:34,899 --> 00:15:36,143
I just didn't want her
selling them old folks
401
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:37,144
no false promises.
402
00:15:37,168 --> 00:15:40,146
Man, trust me.
This stuff is extra-strength.
403
00:15:40,170 --> 00:15:42,182
You get the whole...
404
00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:44,451
Ms. Tudi, how you gonna experiment
405
00:15:44,475 --> 00:15:46,620
on your own child's genitals
406
00:15:46,644 --> 00:15:48,989
with some fake-ass pharmaceuticals?
407
00:15:49,013 --> 00:15:50,323
Shalinka, do me a solid here,
408
00:15:50,347 --> 00:15:52,092
and don't mess with me no more today.
409
00:15:52,116 --> 00:15:54,193
I'm trying to figure out how to
get these niggas out the way
410
00:15:54,217 --> 00:15:55,328
before the seniors come.
411
00:15:57,355 --> 00:15:59,165
What the hell?
412
00:16:01,491 --> 00:16:03,599
Hey, Ambro! I got a
doctor's appointment!
413
00:16:03,623 --> 00:16:04,638
What the hell is that?
414
00:16:04,662 --> 00:16:07,073
Look like some kind of
trash heap or something.
415
00:16:07,097 --> 00:16:08,942
Oh, no. That's a drone.
416
00:16:08,966 --> 00:16:10,210
You see the camera?
417
00:16:10,234 --> 00:16:13,480
Ambro's probably using it
for surveillance.
418
00:16:13,504 --> 00:16:16,949
Oh, shoot. Here come Ms. Evans.
419
00:16:16,973 --> 00:16:19,285
All right, I need a diversion.
Here, hold this, Shalinka.
420
00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:23,457
- Whoa!
- What?!
421
00:16:23,481 --> 00:16:24,561
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, hey.
422
00:16:25,982 --> 00:16:27,494
Drone down!
423
00:16:27,518 --> 00:16:28,662
Heads up!
424
00:16:28,686 --> 00:16:30,963
- Aah!
- Oh! Oh, Lord!
425
00:16:30,987 --> 00:16:32,665
- Clancy!
- We got a fire!
426
00:16:32,689 --> 00:16:34,668
It wasn't me, Am!
Somebody shot it down!
427
00:16:34,692 --> 00:16:36,970
Damn. I didn't know
it was gonna do all that.
428
00:16:36,994 --> 00:16:39,206
Lis... Listen. You got to go.
Go, go, go, go!
429
00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:40,374
Word Keepers!
430
00:16:40,398 --> 00:16:42,042
Checkpoint Charlie's under attack!
431
00:16:42,066 --> 00:16:43,376
Checkpoint Charlie's under attack!
432
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,477
Boonie, here they come.
433
00:16:44,501 --> 00:16:45,511
It hurts to run!
434
00:16:45,535 --> 00:16:48,981
Nothing true, y'all.
435
00:16:49,005 --> 00:16:52,251
Here come my stuff.
That's what I'm talking about.
436
00:16:52,275 --> 00:16:53,519
Mm, mm, mm.
437
00:16:53,543 --> 00:16:55,956
All right.
438
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:58,991
Whew! Y'all... y'all good?
439
00:16:59,015 --> 00:17:00,693
You sure this weed is good?
440
00:17:00,717 --> 00:17:02,495
And... and the pills gonna grow wood?
441
00:17:02,519 --> 00:17:05,265
Trust me, this stuff ain't no joke.
442
00:17:05,289 --> 00:17:06,999
Okay. You ain't playing me, are you?
443
00:17:07,023 --> 00:17:08,342
I ain't pla... Feel that.
444
00:17:09,327 --> 00:17:11,304
Hey. Take your digits.
445
00:17:11,328 --> 00:17:13,506
Get on away from here, boy.
446
00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:14,975
Girl...
447
00:17:20,538 --> 00:17:22,416
Watch out! Get in!
448
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,418
- Get down! No, get down!
- Ow!
449
00:17:24,442 --> 00:17:27,086
Damn! I think I shattered Li'l Boonie!
450
00:17:29,113 --> 00:17:31,091
Get down!
451
00:17:31,115 --> 00:17:32,726
- Here they come right now!
- Incoming!
452
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,026
Freedom fighters!
453
00:17:38,221 --> 00:17:39,221
Oh!
454
00:17:40,590 --> 00:17:42,235
Aaaah!
455
00:17:42,259 --> 00:17:45,237
Yoga Bitches run this hood, Tudi!
456
00:17:45,261 --> 00:17:47,239
- Namaste, bitch!
- Get 'em, mama!
457
00:17:52,135 --> 00:17:53,447
- Watch out!
- What the hell?!
458
00:17:53,471 --> 00:17:55,090
Aaaah!
459
00:17:59,577 --> 00:18:01,755
Whose car that is, Boonie?
460
00:18:04,781 --> 00:18:07,159
That was amazing.
461
00:18:07,183 --> 00:18:10,464
Word Keepers, we protected home base.
462
00:18:10,488 --> 00:18:13,399
But those bitches will be back.
463
00:18:13,423 --> 00:18:16,111
It's time for review.
464
00:18:18,529 --> 00:18:19,572
Brrrr!
465
00:18:19,596 --> 00:18:21,774
Ohhhh! Hmmm! Darby.
466
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:25,211
Oh, yeah. That feel good.
467
00:18:25,235 --> 00:18:27,480
Come on, Darby. Work your magic.
468
00:18:27,504 --> 00:18:31,584
It ain't working! Damn you, Jesuuuuus!
469
00:18:31,608 --> 00:18:34,620
Boonlinka is a very special
little girl.
470
00:18:34,644 --> 00:18:37,623
She... are you okay, Mr. Johnson?
471
00:18:39,116 --> 00:18:41,395
Is that a Tight and Tidy adult diaper?
472
00:18:41,419 --> 00:18:42,495
Uh, yeah.
473
00:18:42,519 --> 00:18:44,430
It's just this little cut I got.
474
00:18:44,454 --> 00:18:46,099
It's really started bleeding
475
00:18:46,123 --> 00:18:48,200
now that the pill I took wore off.
476
00:18:48,224 --> 00:18:51,338
And I feel like all the blood
is rushing down
477
00:18:51,362 --> 00:18:53,506
from Li'l Boonie, and...
478
00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:55,641
But... but I'ma be...
479
00:18:55,665 --> 00:18:57,410
I, uh...
480
00:18:57,434 --> 00:18:59,545
It's... my... my blood.
481
00:19:01,404 --> 00:19:02,556
Oh...
482
00:19:04,575 --> 00:19:08,163
This punk-ass. I...
483
00:19:09,113 --> 00:19:12,367
Miss Marburry,
can we reschedule, please?
484
00:19:14,156 --> 00:19:20,306
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