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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,883 --> 00:00:08,017 You need to be fully financed by the end of the week 2 00:00:08,018 --> 00:00:09,111 if we're gonna push you through. 3 00:00:09,112 --> 00:00:10,536 Ah, so this is a collection call? 4 00:00:10,537 --> 00:00:13,311 Full transparency, there are competing offers on the team. 5 00:00:13,312 --> 00:00:14,336 Is this a joke? 6 00:00:15,887 --> 00:00:17,311 What if we bought a franchise? 7 00:00:17,312 --> 00:00:19,946 Who's gonna run the show now that Joe Krutel is no longer? 8 00:00:19,947 --> 00:00:21,341 The moment we take control of the team, 9 00:00:21,342 --> 00:00:22,712 we can bring in our own people. 10 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:24,181 Surgery went well. 11 00:00:24,182 --> 00:00:25,966 - How long is it gonna take? - To recover? 12 00:00:25,967 --> 00:00:27,051 You're looking at eight months. 13 00:00:27,052 --> 00:00:28,196 Time has run out. 14 00:00:28,197 --> 00:00:30,011 - OBJ! - There he is. 15 00:00:30,012 --> 00:00:34,006 We are about to break ground on a one-of-a-kind campus. 16 00:00:34,007 --> 00:00:35,361 Sports, art... 17 00:00:35,362 --> 00:00:38,996 When we're done, this is gonna be the house that O built. 18 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,321 How's the world of security? 19 00:00:40,322 --> 00:00:41,932 Is that Kasan Teague? 20 00:00:43,054 --> 00:00:45,038 I ain't do nothing but be at the wrong place 21 00:00:45,039 --> 00:00:46,039 at the wrong time. 22 00:00:46,812 --> 00:00:48,931 I need you to be the new president of Kansas City. 23 00:00:48,932 --> 00:00:51,826 I'm getting a promotion. You're making me the number two? 24 00:00:51,827 --> 00:00:52,851 You set me up. 25 00:00:52,852 --> 00:00:54,536 I know that you're resourceful. 26 00:00:54,537 --> 00:00:57,997 And there's no one I'd bet on more than Spencer Strasmore. 27 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:07,740 Kane is in the building. 28 00:01:17,805 --> 00:01:22,254 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 29 00:02:21,222 --> 00:02:23,690 Competitive spirit, 30 00:02:23,691 --> 00:02:25,325 people think you're born with it, 31 00:02:25,326 --> 00:02:28,261 that it's in your DNA. 32 00:02:28,262 --> 00:02:30,397 But that's not how it works. 33 00:02:30,398 --> 00:02:32,699 More often, it's born out of experience. 34 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:34,334 ♪ My rice and it's tastin' nice... ♪ 35 00:02:34,335 --> 00:02:38,004 The only thing worse than losing is being cut. 36 00:02:39,073 --> 00:02:40,874 How's the executive search going? 37 00:02:40,875 --> 00:02:42,843 I thought that we could grab Candace Brewer, 38 00:02:42,844 --> 00:02:44,711 but she's gonna stay put. 39 00:02:44,712 --> 00:02:47,414 That's not exactly the update I was hoping for. 40 00:02:47,415 --> 00:02:48,982 It's gonna make my meeting with these bankers 41 00:02:48,983 --> 00:02:50,350 that much more conflicted. 42 00:02:50,351 --> 00:02:51,383 I'm heading in right now 43 00:02:51,384 --> 00:02:52,885 to have a meeting with a potential GM. 44 00:02:52,886 --> 00:02:54,854 Spencer, potential isn't enough! 45 00:02:54,855 --> 00:02:56,255 I need to know whether you guys are in or out. 46 00:02:56,256 --> 00:02:58,123 Well, I need to know who the management team is. 47 00:02:58,124 --> 00:03:00,059 That's not too much to ask for 3 billion. 48 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:01,561 I thought you guys were "fuck you" rich. 49 00:03:01,562 --> 00:03:02,728 Yeah, fuck you! 50 00:03:02,729 --> 00:03:06,098 Nobody keeps that kinda stash underneath their mattress. 51 00:03:06,099 --> 00:03:07,733 Look, for the first time in his life, 52 00:03:07,734 --> 00:03:10,069 my brother, the dick, is being reasonable. 53 00:03:10,070 --> 00:03:12,237 I agree with him, though I'd never tell him that. 54 00:03:12,238 --> 00:03:13,305 All right, what's the solution? 55 00:03:13,306 --> 00:03:16,275 Well, how 'bout we put the old band back together? 56 00:03:16,276 --> 00:03:18,477 - Which members? - Which members? You and me! 57 00:03:18,478 --> 00:03:21,047 Hall & Oates, Sam & Dave, Donny & Marie. 58 00:03:21,048 --> 00:03:22,448 I'd be the chief CFO, 59 00:03:22,449 --> 00:03:24,583 and you'd be free to focus on football operations. 60 00:03:24,584 --> 00:03:27,284 See, now that's something I can sell to my brother. 61 00:03:29,388 --> 00:03:31,689 I'll take your silence as acquiescence. 62 00:03:32,925 --> 00:03:34,158 Asshole. 63 00:03:42,068 --> 00:03:43,434 There he is. 64 00:03:45,537 --> 00:03:48,239 Yo, Reginald, how's V's deal comin'? 65 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,240 Gettin' closer, 66 00:03:49,241 --> 00:03:50,742 but I also got him a tryout with Splyce 67 00:03:50,743 --> 00:03:52,210 for their League of Legends team. 68 00:03:52,211 --> 00:03:53,745 - I mean, it's really... - Whoa, Reggie. 69 00:03:53,746 --> 00:03:55,279 Focus on dominating a real league, 70 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,948 not a virtual one. 71 00:03:56,949 --> 00:03:59,250 So what do ya got? 72 00:03:59,251 --> 00:04:01,452 Got to admit, I'm in a little bit of a mood. 73 00:04:01,453 --> 00:04:02,987 I think you're really gonna like what I did here. 74 00:04:02,988 --> 00:04:06,491 Needs a statue. Yeah, something enormous. 75 00:04:07,493 --> 00:04:09,427 What, like our version of "Christ the Redeemer"? 76 00:04:09,428 --> 00:04:10,761 Yeah, is that so wrong? 77 00:04:10,762 --> 00:04:11,929 I want a temple. 78 00:04:11,930 --> 00:04:13,464 That's not in the fucking budget. 79 00:04:13,465 --> 00:04:15,666 - Ah. - Your ego's getting a bit biblical, mate. 80 00:04:15,667 --> 00:04:16,867 It's very Spencer-like. 81 00:04:16,868 --> 00:04:18,269 What the fuck did you just say? 82 00:04:18,270 --> 00:04:19,804 Would you give us a minute, mate? 83 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,474 - Can I ask you a personal question? - Mm-hmm. 84 00:04:23,475 --> 00:04:24,675 Were you abused as a child? 85 00:04:24,676 --> 00:04:26,177 - No. - A little bit? 86 00:04:26,178 --> 00:04:27,978 No, as an adult, every single fucking day, 87 00:04:27,979 --> 00:04:29,347 and I'm sick of it. 88 00:04:29,348 --> 00:04:31,516 I don't wanna be David anymore, Lance. 89 00:04:31,517 --> 00:04:32,583 I wanna be Goliath. 90 00:04:32,584 --> 00:04:33,951 Goliath lost to David. 91 00:04:33,952 --> 00:04:35,952 You've missed the point of that story entirely. 92 00:04:35,953 --> 00:04:37,820 But, listen, I think you're gettin' a bit cloudy 93 00:04:37,821 --> 00:04:39,489 'cause you're obsessing about your ex-partner. 94 00:04:39,490 --> 00:04:40,857 I won't deny it. 95 00:04:40,858 --> 00:04:43,059 I wanna bury the fuckin' guy. 96 00:04:43,060 --> 00:04:44,628 I'd like to be the bigger person, 97 00:04:44,629 --> 00:04:46,729 but I'd rather be a better version of him. 98 00:04:46,730 --> 00:04:48,131 Then let's figure out 99 00:04:48,132 --> 00:04:49,999 how to bring the big man to his knees. 100 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,569 There's my special guy. 101 00:04:52,570 --> 00:04:53,803 I mean, that's easy, right? 102 00:04:53,804 --> 00:04:54,904 We just have real influence 103 00:04:54,905 --> 00:04:56,072 over the league and the game. 104 00:04:56,073 --> 00:04:57,541 It's a little late in the day 105 00:04:57,542 --> 00:05:01,077 to try and become Goodell or Belichick there, mate. 106 00:05:01,078 --> 00:05:03,280 Well, then you know what I'm gonna do? 107 00:05:03,281 --> 00:05:05,448 I'm gonna buy an agency. 108 00:05:05,449 --> 00:05:07,317 Yo, Chuck, you got a minute? 109 00:05:07,318 --> 00:05:09,819 Hos, if you got more bad news, save it. 110 00:05:09,820 --> 00:05:10,987 I'm having a rough day. 111 00:05:10,988 --> 00:05:12,321 Come on, now, there's always more to know. 112 00:05:12,322 --> 00:05:13,356 Yeah, well, what now? 113 00:05:13,357 --> 00:05:14,924 Should I stay away from Red Lobster? 114 00:05:14,925 --> 00:05:16,993 That's funny, Chuck. I like that. 115 00:05:16,994 --> 00:05:18,594 No, the latest Jack in the Box recon 116 00:05:18,595 --> 00:05:20,830 brought some new Intel to light. 117 00:05:20,831 --> 00:05:21,864 Spit it out. 118 00:05:21,865 --> 00:05:23,532 LAPD found a 9 millimeter 119 00:05:23,533 --> 00:05:25,034 registered to Kisan Teague. 120 00:05:25,035 --> 00:05:26,969 Oh! 121 00:05:26,970 --> 00:05:28,337 This idiot. 122 00:05:28,338 --> 00:05:29,906 For using his own gun or for being there? 123 00:05:29,907 --> 00:05:31,007 Both. 124 00:05:31,008 --> 00:05:32,809 I was just curious what side of the aisle you were on. 125 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:34,110 I'm on the side that thinks it's amazing 126 00:05:34,111 --> 00:05:36,012 that a guy just can't enjoy making a few mil 127 00:05:36,013 --> 00:05:37,513 while playing the greatest sport on the planet. 128 00:05:37,514 --> 00:05:39,716 Millennials, I mean, they're just never fucking happy. 129 00:05:39,717 --> 00:05:42,117 Oh! 130 00:05:42,118 --> 00:05:44,353 You know what, Hos? I need you to do me a favor. 131 00:05:44,354 --> 00:05:46,255 Stop telling me stuff. 132 00:05:46,256 --> 00:05:48,090 I need some sort of plausible deniability. 133 00:05:48,091 --> 00:05:50,092 Right, you and everyone else. 134 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:53,094 There's a lot of chat 135 00:05:53,095 --> 00:05:54,496 about the moves you've been making. 136 00:05:54,497 --> 00:05:56,565 Yeah, I know I shoulda stayed retired. 137 00:05:56,566 --> 00:05:58,434 People need you. The league needs you. 138 00:05:58,435 --> 00:06:00,769 Besides, now that they're being smart about their... 139 00:06:00,770 --> 00:06:03,305 business, presenting a new beautiful face... 140 00:06:03,306 --> 00:06:05,907 Although to those of us that know you, 141 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:07,610 we see two beautiful faces. 142 00:06:07,611 --> 00:06:08,810 Now, that hurts. 143 00:06:08,811 --> 00:06:10,912 Nothing hurts more than the truth. 144 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:13,449 Jason, I know I fucked you last year with Quincy. 145 00:06:13,450 --> 00:06:15,416 I wanna make it right. 146 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:16,984 What is this, a mercy fuck? 147 00:06:16,985 --> 00:06:19,286 I want you to be my new GM. 148 00:06:21,357 --> 00:06:22,823 Wow. 149 00:06:22,824 --> 00:06:24,726 You want me to cross over? 150 00:06:24,727 --> 00:06:26,327 Like motherfuckin' Steph Curry. 151 00:06:26,328 --> 00:06:28,195 Wow, you have more confidence in me 152 00:06:28,196 --> 00:06:29,864 than I have in myself. 153 00:06:29,865 --> 00:06:31,665 Well, and for good reason. 154 00:06:32,968 --> 00:06:34,502 You think I could be good at this? 155 00:06:34,503 --> 00:06:37,338 I think you'd be great at it, yes. 156 00:06:37,339 --> 00:06:39,807 Plus I think it's time you had a new challenge. 157 00:06:39,808 --> 00:06:41,743 Yeah, I mean, shit, I've already proven to be 158 00:06:41,744 --> 00:06:43,645 the best agent in the business, right? 159 00:06:43,646 --> 00:06:45,480 So is that a yes? 160 00:06:45,481 --> 00:06:48,383 That's a let me think about it. 161 00:06:50,685 --> 00:06:53,987 ♪ Yeah, humble as a mumble in the jungle, ya dig? ♪ 162 00:06:53,988 --> 00:06:56,156 That's what I'm talking about. Let's go! 163 00:06:56,157 --> 00:06:58,825 14. That's my boy. 15. 164 00:06:58,826 --> 00:06:59,859 16. 165 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:01,295 Well, you only need to do ten, Rick. 166 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:02,829 I know, two dimes, two dimes. 167 00:07:02,830 --> 00:07:04,230 You doing two dimes? 168 00:07:04,231 --> 00:07:05,865 19. 169 00:07:05,866 --> 00:07:08,302 Oh, shit, Ricky. Look at you, man. 170 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:10,370 You actually look like you may come back this season. 171 00:07:10,371 --> 00:07:12,306 I ain't coming back. 172 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:13,707 Yeah, be careful, buddy. 173 00:07:13,708 --> 00:07:16,242 Sometimes rehab will fuck with your head a little bit. 174 00:07:16,243 --> 00:07:17,411 Shit, my mind is clear. 175 00:07:17,412 --> 00:07:19,078 Oh, yeah, you're a model of stability. 176 00:07:19,079 --> 00:07:21,014 Anything you need, you know I got ya. 177 00:07:21,015 --> 00:07:22,815 Actually, networks, 178 00:07:22,816 --> 00:07:24,616 they're always looking for a new chiseled jaw. 179 00:07:25,719 --> 00:07:27,186 That ain't my thing, man. That's you. 180 00:07:27,187 --> 00:07:28,287 Smart move, Ricky. 181 00:07:28,288 --> 00:07:29,855 I wouldn't wanna compete against this either. 182 00:07:29,856 --> 00:07:31,590 Pfft, let's go. 183 00:07:31,591 --> 00:07:32,825 Melvin! 184 00:07:32,826 --> 00:07:33,859 - Yo. - What's good? 185 00:07:33,860 --> 00:07:35,160 Yo, Rick, coolin', baby. 186 00:07:35,161 --> 00:07:36,395 - You a'ight? - Yeah, man. 187 00:07:36,396 --> 00:07:37,930 You healing up from that Kia collision? 188 00:07:37,931 --> 00:07:39,532 Seriously, it was a Prius, man. 189 00:07:39,533 --> 00:07:40,633 You can't hear 'em comin'. 190 00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:41,734 Yeah, I hear you. 191 00:07:41,735 --> 00:07:43,936 - Yo, where y'all headed? - Nowhere fast. 192 00:07:43,937 --> 00:07:45,738 Look, I got a couple cats comin' to the crib, man. 193 00:07:45,739 --> 00:07:46,772 Y'all down to hang? 194 00:07:46,773 --> 00:07:48,507 Shit, that's all I got is time, brah. 195 00:07:48,508 --> 00:07:49,575 Yeah, see you then. 196 00:07:49,576 --> 00:07:51,377 A'ight, we'll be there. Text me the address. 197 00:07:51,378 --> 00:07:53,245 - Got you, bro. - My man. 198 00:07:53,246 --> 00:07:54,246 There's nothin' worse 199 00:07:54,247 --> 00:07:55,280 than being ahead of your time. 200 00:07:55,281 --> 00:07:56,882 Pfft, how about being behind it? 201 00:07:56,883 --> 00:07:58,917 See, some people just can't handle new ideas. 202 00:07:58,918 --> 00:08:00,052 Right, if it ain't their idea, 203 00:08:00,053 --> 00:08:01,053 they don't like it. 204 00:08:01,054 --> 00:08:02,120 That's real. 205 00:08:02,121 --> 00:08:03,388 Hey, bro, what can I do 206 00:08:03,389 --> 00:08:05,224 to get Joe to buy in on me? 207 00:08:05,225 --> 00:08:06,791 Man, I believe in you, always have. 208 00:08:06,792 --> 00:08:07,992 Isn't that all that matters? 209 00:08:07,993 --> 00:08:09,561 Sadly, I need more. 210 00:08:09,562 --> 00:08:10,929 Dude thinks that messing around with architects 211 00:08:10,930 --> 00:08:13,465 is more important than the future of sports. 212 00:08:13,466 --> 00:08:15,100 Galileo had the same problem. 213 00:08:16,102 --> 00:08:17,569 What you know about Galileo? 214 00:08:17,570 --> 00:08:19,437 Almost as much as I know about Copernicus. 215 00:08:19,438 --> 00:08:20,438 Yo, are you seriously 216 00:08:20,439 --> 00:08:22,040 dropping Galileo and Copernicus on me? 217 00:08:22,041 --> 00:08:23,175 How you know about them boys? 218 00:08:23,176 --> 00:08:24,309 Blinkist. 219 00:08:24,310 --> 00:08:25,911 It's the app that shrinks books to audio. 220 00:08:25,912 --> 00:08:27,980 So then you know how I feel. 221 00:08:27,981 --> 00:08:29,214 Yeah, man. 222 00:08:29,215 --> 00:08:31,616 Only one way to do this, then: 223 00:08:31,617 --> 00:08:33,217 show Joe the future, 224 00:08:33,218 --> 00:08:34,986 and it starts today with your tryout. 225 00:08:36,079 --> 00:08:38,145 I ain't been this nervous since my pro day. 226 00:08:40,225 --> 00:08:41,959 Babe, if you get stuck out there any longer, 227 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,961 I'm gonna have to get new batteries for the vibrator. 228 00:08:43,962 --> 00:08:45,797 I know, babe. I'm sorry. 229 00:08:45,798 --> 00:08:48,065 Besides Ricky, who's never gonna play again, 230 00:08:48,066 --> 00:08:51,736 Kisan and his gang decided to go "Boyz n the Hood" 231 00:08:51,737 --> 00:08:54,005 on this rival crew at a Jack in the Box. 232 00:08:54,006 --> 00:08:56,474 Doesn't take a clairvoyant to see Kisan was gonna fuck up. 233 00:08:56,475 --> 00:08:58,609 Maybe it's time for a career change. 234 00:09:00,045 --> 00:09:02,046 - Why'd you say that? - I don't know, maybe 'cause 235 00:09:02,047 --> 00:09:03,114 you're stressed to shit all the time, 236 00:09:03,115 --> 00:09:04,882 talking like you're a 60-year-old mine worker? 237 00:09:04,883 --> 00:09:06,917 It is so weird that you would say that 238 00:09:06,918 --> 00:09:09,653 because I had a meeting with Spencer earlier today, 239 00:09:09,654 --> 00:09:13,290 and that fool bought the Chiefs and offered me a job. 240 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:14,825 Maybe you are clairvoyant. 241 00:09:14,826 --> 00:09:16,627 Maybe I'm the Miami Medium. 242 00:09:16,628 --> 00:09:17,628 What's the gig? 243 00:09:17,629 --> 00:09:18,796 GM. 244 00:09:18,797 --> 00:09:20,163 Isn't the GM spot just as stressful 245 00:09:20,164 --> 00:09:22,165 - as what you're doing now? - In a way, but, you know, 246 00:09:22,166 --> 00:09:23,634 I wouldn't have to answer to clients, 247 00:09:23,635 --> 00:09:25,068 although I've never worked for anybody, 248 00:09:25,069 --> 00:09:27,270 so I'm not sure I'll be crazy about having a boss, 249 00:09:27,271 --> 00:09:29,105 although it would be Spencer. 250 00:09:29,106 --> 00:09:30,474 You work for everyone, even me, 251 00:09:30,475 --> 00:09:31,442 and you're doing just fine. 252 00:09:31,443 --> 00:09:33,877 Well, thank you for the report card. 253 00:09:33,878 --> 00:09:35,946 Maybe you should change those batteries after all. 254 00:09:35,947 --> 00:09:36,947 Don't be a dick. 255 00:09:36,948 --> 00:09:39,382 I'm just saying if we're gonna have to move to fuckin' Kansas City, 256 00:09:39,383 --> 00:09:41,617 you should at least make sure you guys would be a good team. 257 00:09:41,618 --> 00:09:42,785 Well, no shit. 258 00:09:42,786 --> 00:09:44,120 Business isn't friendship. 259 00:09:44,121 --> 00:09:46,122 You should do due diligence. Go talk to Joe. 260 00:09:46,123 --> 00:09:48,224 He'll tell you what it's really like to work with Spencer. 261 00:09:48,225 --> 00:09:49,960 - That's a good idea, babe. - Good. 262 00:09:49,961 --> 00:09:52,728 Now, why don't you show me a little somethin'? 263 00:09:53,864 --> 00:09:56,499 ♪ Daddy said, "Trust no man but your brothers ♪ 264 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:59,302 ♪ And never leave your day ones in the gutter ♪ 265 00:09:59,303 --> 00:10:02,238 ♪ My daddy said, "Treat young girls like your mother" ♪ 266 00:10:02,239 --> 00:10:05,141 ♪ My mama said, "Trust no ho, use a rubber" ♪ 267 00:10:05,142 --> 00:10:08,044 ♪ I'ma act, one, two, stop the track ♪ 268 00:10:08,045 --> 00:10:09,879 ♪ Bring it back, what it do? ♪ 269 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:13,382 ♪ See, Ricky said, "Never let nobody get the one up on you ♪ 270 00:10:13,383 --> 00:10:16,352 ♪ "If they run up on you, hit 'em with a one, two ♪ 271 00:10:16,353 --> 00:10:17,753 ♪ Or a bitch slap..." ♪ 272 00:10:17,754 --> 00:10:20,155 - Yo, Rick. - Hey, Money Mel! 273 00:10:20,156 --> 00:10:21,891 - What's up, man? - Oh, Big Mel! 274 00:10:21,892 --> 00:10:23,392 - Okay! - What's up, my baby. 275 00:10:23,393 --> 00:10:25,928 Hey, man, your crib is plush, man. 276 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,730 - You design this shit? - Appreciate it, Rick, man. 277 00:10:27,731 --> 00:10:29,999 Gettin' into the interior design thing. 278 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,667 Actually just renovated the place. 279 00:10:31,668 --> 00:10:34,570 Nigga, you're like a natural Martha fuckin' Stewart. 280 00:10:34,571 --> 00:10:36,372 Yo, you should check out my real spot. 281 00:10:36,373 --> 00:10:38,574 - Your real spot? - Come on, Rick, man. 282 00:10:38,575 --> 00:10:40,209 This where we play, not work. 283 00:10:40,210 --> 00:10:41,410 This is the fun house. 284 00:10:41,411 --> 00:10:42,477 Oh, shit. 285 00:10:42,478 --> 00:10:44,013 Oh, yeah, he got a fun house, okay. 286 00:10:44,014 --> 00:10:45,347 Man, look, I gotta go check on my mom, man. 287 00:10:45,348 --> 00:10:46,382 I'ma hit you up later. 288 00:10:46,383 --> 00:10:47,849 Oh, yeah, tell her we love her, man. 289 00:10:47,850 --> 00:10:49,351 Oh, bet, I'll make sure I tell her. 290 00:10:49,352 --> 00:10:50,519 Back again, 81. 291 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:52,488 Damn right, I'm diggin' the mixology. 292 00:10:52,489 --> 00:10:54,289 Can I get another one, please? 293 00:10:54,290 --> 00:10:55,391 That's like five, Rick. 294 00:10:55,392 --> 00:10:56,558 Think that's wise? 295 00:10:56,559 --> 00:10:58,560 Come on, man, I ain't got shit to do, all right? 296 00:10:58,561 --> 00:10:59,794 I got no worries. 297 00:10:59,795 --> 00:11:01,730 You know, matter of fact, this is a celebration. 298 00:11:01,731 --> 00:11:03,765 Just pour us up a couple shots while you at it. 299 00:11:03,766 --> 00:11:05,067 I'm driving, man. 300 00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:06,167 You forget that too? 301 00:11:06,168 --> 00:11:07,802 We could leave the car here, all right? 302 00:11:07,803 --> 00:11:09,304 You can take us over, right? You can drive. 303 00:11:09,305 --> 00:11:10,572 Do I look like the valet? 304 00:11:10,573 --> 00:11:12,207 Oh, I'm sure Amber would love that. 305 00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:13,875 Look at Jessica's beautiful face. 306 00:11:13,876 --> 00:11:15,077 She don't want that messed up. 307 00:11:15,078 --> 00:11:17,246 I can handle myself. I do jits. 308 00:11:17,247 --> 00:11:19,348 Ooh, whoo, strong and independent. 309 00:11:19,349 --> 00:11:21,049 I like you, Jess. Go ahead, take a shot. 310 00:11:21,050 --> 00:11:22,450 Give her the keys. 311 00:11:22,451 --> 00:11:24,618 Charles, your job is to manage a winning football team, 312 00:11:24,619 --> 00:11:26,220 not to be the judge and the jury. 313 00:11:26,221 --> 00:11:28,622 Just don't know if I can wrap my conscience around it. 314 00:11:28,623 --> 00:11:30,224 Rocking the boat now based on a rumor 315 00:11:30,225 --> 00:11:32,060 does not seem like a smart idea. 316 00:11:32,061 --> 00:11:33,861 It's not exactly a rumor, baby. 317 00:11:33,862 --> 00:11:35,729 - They found a gun. - Well, did he shoot it? 318 00:11:35,730 --> 00:11:37,831 'Cause if not, I don't know what the big deal is. 319 00:11:37,832 --> 00:11:39,067 He's a running back, 320 00:11:39,068 --> 00:11:41,402 not a judge up for a seat in the Supreme Court. 321 00:11:41,403 --> 00:11:42,937 So I should turn a blind eye? 322 00:11:42,938 --> 00:11:45,339 I'm saying it's irrelevant, Charles. 323 00:11:45,340 --> 00:11:46,674 Extracurricular activities 324 00:11:46,675 --> 00:11:49,277 is not a statistic you get paid to look at, 325 00:11:49,278 --> 00:11:51,079 especially when we're about to have two kids 326 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,980 to put through college. 327 00:11:52,981 --> 00:11:54,914 Yeah. 328 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:55,915 Yeah, maybe you're right. 329 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,750 Of course I'm right. 330 00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:58,818 If the Ravens woulda 331 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,987 cut Ray Lewis after his little incident, 332 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:03,190 they woulda never won the Super Bowl. 333 00:12:03,191 --> 00:12:04,757 Wow. 334 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:07,427 You are a straight-up thug, Julie Greane. 335 00:12:07,428 --> 00:12:10,263 Hm, There's nothing more thug than being a mommy. 336 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:14,267 You know, baby, you always help me clear my head up. 337 00:12:14,268 --> 00:12:15,702 I really appreciate you for that. 338 00:12:15,703 --> 00:12:17,204 How 'bout you, though? How you feelin'? 339 00:12:17,205 --> 00:12:18,538 Like I'm carrying an extra 30 pounds 340 00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:20,006 around with me everywhere I go. 341 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:22,442 But seriously, baby, 342 00:12:22,443 --> 00:12:24,444 maybe everybody else has the right idea 343 00:12:24,445 --> 00:12:27,012 and we should just start looking out for ourselves. 344 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:33,486 Not giving a fuck takes practice. 345 00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:38,056 Tuning out the noise, going with your instincts, 346 00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:39,858 staying committed to what you believe, 347 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:42,595 that shit doesn't come easy. 348 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:46,298 You'll feel like you're taking body shots, 349 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,835 but if you stay on your feet, no one will fuck with you. 350 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,272 Yo. 351 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,142 Antolotti the Italiano, buongiorno. 352 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,877 Joe Krutel, the whitest man in America. 353 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,446 I was just dialing you. 354 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,448 Oh, yeah? What about? 355 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,315 Well, I have an odd question. 356 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:06,518 I'm wondering what it's like to work with Spencer. 357 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,186 Yeah, that... that sounds like an odd question, 358 00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:09,987 all right, just like you promised. 359 00:13:09,988 --> 00:13:11,022 How do you mean? 360 00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,857 I mean, I know we're all boys and shit, 361 00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:16,361 but on the day-to-day, did you enjoy working with him? 362 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:17,695 Why are you asking me? 363 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:21,032 Well, he offered me the GM job for the Chiefs. 364 00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,767 No shit. 365 00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:25,336 I thought you loved being an agent. 366 00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:26,704 No, I do, I definitely do. 367 00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:28,773 It's just gettin' to be too much. 368 00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:30,775 It's a young man's game, and I'm, you know... 369 00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:31,876 Not young. 370 00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:33,744 Exactly, I gotta start thinking about the future. 371 00:13:33,745 --> 00:13:36,214 Mm. So sounds like you and Donna 372 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:37,581 are talking about starting a family. 373 00:13:37,582 --> 00:13:38,848 No, we actually don't even 374 00:13:38,849 --> 00:13:40,184 talk about that sort of thing. 375 00:13:40,185 --> 00:13:41,785 Why, that's odd, huh? 376 00:13:41,786 --> 00:13:43,620 Why? Why would I bring that shit up? 377 00:13:43,621 --> 00:13:45,355 Well, just because you're not talking about it 378 00:13:45,356 --> 00:13:47,491 doesn't mean she's not thinking about it, idiot. 379 00:13:47,492 --> 00:13:48,825 Yeah, you're right. 380 00:13:48,826 --> 00:13:50,093 You see, that's why I need 381 00:13:50,094 --> 00:13:51,961 to be thinking about my professional future. 382 00:13:51,962 --> 00:13:54,264 Oh, yeah, that's the sexy stuff right there. 383 00:13:54,265 --> 00:13:57,534 Now let me add a little bit more sexiness to it. 384 00:13:57,535 --> 00:14:00,237 Since you're considering making moves, 385 00:14:00,238 --> 00:14:01,437 what if I buy your agency? 386 00:14:01,438 --> 00:14:03,240 You know, hire a couple young bucks 387 00:14:03,241 --> 00:14:04,708 to help you do your thing, 388 00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:06,310 and what's old becomes new again. 389 00:14:06,311 --> 00:14:07,477 Well, I should find a card game, 390 00:14:07,478 --> 00:14:08,978 'cause I'm on fire today. 391 00:14:08,979 --> 00:14:10,247 Well, think about it. 392 00:14:10,248 --> 00:14:12,982 Talk to Donna and, uh, hit me up with a number. 393 00:14:12,983 --> 00:14:17,053 Oh, and J, Spencer's a fuckin' nightmare. 394 00:14:17,054 --> 00:14:19,089 Yeah, I figured. 395 00:14:21,992 --> 00:14:23,827 It's gotta be the shoes. 396 00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:28,131 ♪ I don't charge my energy ♪ 397 00:14:28,132 --> 00:14:30,466 ♪ I no got time for no enemy ♪ 398 00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:32,668 ♪ Tori pe won Le Tomi ♪ 399 00:14:32,669 --> 00:14:33,737 I got an idea, listen. 400 00:14:33,738 --> 00:14:34,738 I think what we should do 401 00:14:34,739 --> 00:14:35,872 is lock down one of those bungalows 402 00:14:35,873 --> 00:14:38,341 down the street for the next two days. 403 00:14:38,342 --> 00:14:40,009 What's good, Jess? What you doin' later? 404 00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:41,945 Hmm, shacking up with a guy doing rehab 405 00:14:41,946 --> 00:14:43,479 isn't really where my head's at. 406 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,414 Hell yeah, Jess. You tell him. 407 00:14:45,415 --> 00:14:46,915 Doesn't mean I don't wish you well, 408 00:14:46,916 --> 00:14:48,684 just I have to go to Laguna after this anyway. 409 00:14:48,685 --> 00:14:49,685 I could make that work. 410 00:14:49,686 --> 00:14:50,753 Laguna? I could make that work. 411 00:14:50,754 --> 00:14:52,521 Laguna's perfect 'cause just in case your wife needs 412 00:14:52,522 --> 00:14:54,189 something with your baby, you'll be a short drive away. 413 00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:55,358 T means... 'scuse me. 414 00:14:56,693 --> 00:14:58,427 What the hell are you doin', man? 415 00:14:58,428 --> 00:14:59,828 How you gonna go from the best wingman 416 00:14:59,829 --> 00:15:01,430 to the biggest cockblocker, bro? 417 00:15:01,431 --> 00:15:02,998 'Cause I love your family, nigga! 418 00:15:02,999 --> 00:15:04,634 I don't need you judging me, all right? 419 00:15:04,635 --> 00:15:06,101 I'm not judging you, man. 420 00:15:06,102 --> 00:15:08,003 I don't give a fuck about no nigga gettin' no strange 421 00:15:08,004 --> 00:15:09,472 as long as it's for the right reasons. 422 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,173 Oh, but this is for the right reasons. 423 00:15:11,174 --> 00:15:12,675 A'ight, me and her, we vibin'. 424 00:15:12,676 --> 00:15:13,809 That's bullshit, man. 425 00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:15,778 She don't give a fuck about you. 426 00:15:15,779 --> 00:15:17,480 Look, I'ma go get the car, man. We rollin'. 427 00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:19,181 How 'bout you call a Lyft after you dry off? 428 00:15:19,182 --> 00:15:20,681 What? 429 00:15:22,385 --> 00:15:23,618 - Oh! - Ooh! 430 00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:36,198 How you gonna push a nigga in the pool? 431 00:15:38,501 --> 00:15:41,403 ♪ Omo, omo, life Na turn by turn ♪ 432 00:15:41,404 --> 00:15:43,071 ♪ Whether you like or not ♪ 433 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:45,841 ♪ To Ba ginger me, gbeskelego burst ♪ 434 00:15:45,842 --> 00:15:47,175 ♪ Ki gbe, je Kan gbo oh ♪ 435 00:15:48,311 --> 00:15:50,045 Hey, there he is. Vernon, nice to meet you. 436 00:15:50,046 --> 00:15:51,379 My name's Chris. I'm the GM. 437 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:53,681 This is Dev. He's the assistant GM. 438 00:15:53,682 --> 00:15:54,882 This is Max. He's our team captain. 439 00:15:54,883 --> 00:15:56,050 This is Reggie, y'all. 440 00:15:56,051 --> 00:15:57,051 Hey, nice to meet you, man. 441 00:15:57,052 --> 00:15:58,352 Uh, let's have a seat, boys. 442 00:15:58,353 --> 00:16:00,021 Thanks for meeting with us, fellas. 443 00:16:00,022 --> 00:16:01,823 We know you're busy. So are we. 444 00:16:01,824 --> 00:16:03,257 So if you don't mind, I'm just gonna kinda... 445 00:16:03,258 --> 00:16:04,792 Knock right into it here. 446 00:16:04,793 --> 00:16:06,227 Is this just a dalliance for you? 447 00:16:06,228 --> 00:16:08,662 W-what's a dalliance? 448 00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:09,831 We're not into publicity stunts, 449 00:16:09,832 --> 00:16:11,665 and we don't make vanity signs. 450 00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:13,835 So are you serious about being a professional gamer? 451 00:16:13,836 --> 00:16:15,169 I like to play. 452 00:16:16,271 --> 00:16:17,471 He likes to play. 453 00:16:17,472 --> 00:16:18,605 Yo, I like to play football. 454 00:16:18,606 --> 00:16:20,674 Maybe I should just walk on for the Cowboys. 455 00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,109 Yeah, dude. Max, let's line it up. 456 00:16:22,110 --> 00:16:23,510 It couldn't be that hard, right? 457 00:16:23,511 --> 00:16:25,946 I'm sorry, fellas. My bad. No disrespect. 458 00:16:25,947 --> 00:16:28,048 Vernon, you don't need to apologize for shit. 459 00:16:28,049 --> 00:16:29,149 Who are you? 460 00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:32,719 I'm the head of the eSports division at Sports X. 461 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,120 What's Sports X? 462 00:16:34,121 --> 00:16:36,056 Have you heard of Colby Parker? 463 00:16:36,057 --> 00:16:37,057 Yeah, of course. 464 00:16:37,058 --> 00:16:39,592 Well, he and Vernon had a head-to-head at the office, 465 00:16:39,593 --> 00:16:41,594 and let's just say the rest is history. 466 00:16:41,595 --> 00:16:42,929 What's your rank? 467 00:16:42,930 --> 00:16:44,197 Diamond II. 468 00:16:44,198 --> 00:16:45,866 That's impressive. 469 00:16:45,867 --> 00:16:48,735 Though even landing a solo kill on a superstar, 470 00:16:48,736 --> 00:16:50,937 that doesn't really prepare you for the pros. 471 00:16:50,938 --> 00:16:51,972 Role? 472 00:16:51,973 --> 00:16:53,006 Top lane. 473 00:16:53,007 --> 00:16:54,875 - How long you been playing? - Since season two. 474 00:16:54,876 --> 00:16:56,309 What's your schedule like? 475 00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:57,744 If you made the team, would you have time 476 00:16:57,745 --> 00:16:58,912 to train with us in the offseason? 477 00:16:58,913 --> 00:17:01,313 Let me worry about Vernon's calendar. 478 00:17:01,314 --> 00:17:03,783 And if you're lucky enough, you'll land him. 479 00:17:03,784 --> 00:17:06,318 If I make the team, I'll drop everything. 480 00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:09,489 He wants to be a player. 481 00:17:09,490 --> 00:17:10,790 Fuck it, let's hook you up, Vern. 482 00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:11,858 I'll see what you got. 483 00:17:11,859 --> 00:17:12,992 Let's go. 484 00:17:19,099 --> 00:17:21,100 ♪ I wanna say somethin' 'bout you ♪ 485 00:17:21,101 --> 00:17:22,134 ♪ I went to, but I... ♪ 486 00:17:22,135 --> 00:17:24,404 Yes, look at them ribs. 487 00:17:24,405 --> 00:17:25,905 Hey, let me see that giraffe pose. 488 00:17:25,906 --> 00:17:27,840 That sexy giraffe... ooh, yeah! 489 00:17:27,841 --> 00:17:29,074 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's wonderful. 490 00:17:29,075 --> 00:17:30,309 - Shake it. - Oh, yeah, that's beautiful. 491 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:32,311 - Hold up. - Oh! Oh, yes. 492 00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:33,379 It's all about the angles. 493 00:17:33,380 --> 00:17:34,813 Yeah, and I got that covered. 494 00:17:34,814 --> 00:17:37,216 ♪ Gotta wait till you do ♪ 495 00:17:37,217 --> 00:17:40,920 ♪ What's the deal, though? ♪ 496 00:17:40,921 --> 00:17:41,921 Ricky. 497 00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:43,455 Man, leave me alone, Dennis! 498 00:17:43,456 --> 00:17:45,190 Ricky, answer me, boy! 499 00:17:45,191 --> 00:17:47,960 ♪ I could make you feel as though... ♪ 500 00:17:48,995 --> 00:17:50,729 Oh, shit. 501 00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:51,997 What the hell is wrong with you? 502 00:17:51,998 --> 00:17:53,165 What the hell is wrong with you? 503 00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:54,800 Meet the parents. 504 00:17:54,801 --> 00:17:56,201 Regina, this is Dennis. 505 00:17:56,202 --> 00:17:57,769 Dennis, this is Regina. 506 00:17:57,770 --> 00:17:59,671 Nice to meet you. 507 00:17:59,672 --> 00:18:00,705 You want something to drink? 508 00:18:00,706 --> 00:18:02,808 Wh... what you got, a Henny? 509 00:18:02,809 --> 00:18:03,976 Yes, come on. 510 00:18:03,977 --> 00:18:05,510 Hell no, he don't want no drink, 511 00:18:05,511 --> 00:18:07,012 and you done lost your damn shit. 512 00:18:07,013 --> 00:18:08,446 Come on, man, why you trippin'? 513 00:18:08,447 --> 00:18:10,448 I'm just having a good time and then going home. 514 00:18:10,449 --> 00:18:11,649 Oh, so you back to being Dirty Ricky? 515 00:18:11,650 --> 00:18:12,783 Just make sure you leave him here. 516 00:18:12,784 --> 00:18:14,852 In case you haven't noticed, he is pretty depressed. 517 00:18:14,853 --> 00:18:16,154 Oh, we've noticed. 518 00:18:16,155 --> 00:18:17,255 You a canary, man. 519 00:18:17,256 --> 00:18:18,889 You didn't leave me no choice, nigga! 520 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,458 You oughta be ashamed of yourself, Ricky. 521 00:18:20,459 --> 00:18:23,828 If anybody understands shame, it should be you, old man. 522 00:18:23,829 --> 00:18:25,063 Look, I made my mistakes, 523 00:18:25,064 --> 00:18:26,164 but you ain't gotta make the same ones. 524 00:18:26,165 --> 00:18:27,498 My choice, all right? 525 00:18:27,499 --> 00:18:28,499 Y'all ain't finna to judge me 526 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,867 while I'm just havin' a drink with a friend. 527 00:18:29,868 --> 00:18:31,202 You had 17, 528 00:18:31,203 --> 00:18:33,137 and you shacked up with some ho you don't know. 529 00:18:33,138 --> 00:18:34,872 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Watch what you say. 530 00:18:34,873 --> 00:18:36,040 Clean yourself up, Ricky. 531 00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:37,808 - I'm standing. - No, no. 532 00:18:37,809 --> 00:18:39,577 We going home, Ricky. Better not say shit, either. 533 00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:42,113 There ain't shit left to be said except you pathetic. 534 00:18:42,114 --> 00:18:43,213 You rude. 535 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,585 ♪ Can't hesitate ♪ 536 00:18:54,793 --> 00:18:56,226 You know, you blowing me up like this 537 00:18:56,227 --> 00:18:57,895 is borderline creepy, Bret. 538 00:18:57,896 --> 00:18:59,196 I told you I need the day. 539 00:18:59,197 --> 00:19:00,931 Well, I don't need a day, Spencer. 540 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,032 I don't need a day. 541 00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:04,502 Besides, I don't like leaving bad news on voicemail, 542 00:19:04,503 --> 00:19:06,036 not to mention good news. 543 00:19:06,037 --> 00:19:07,237 Which is it, good or bad? 544 00:19:07,238 --> 00:19:10,407 I wish you were as good at your job as I am at mine. 545 00:19:10,408 --> 00:19:12,342 You know, one day I aspire to be like you, Bret. 546 00:19:12,343 --> 00:19:14,111 Until then, you wanna spit it the fuck out? 547 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,145 I'm so pumped up 548 00:19:15,146 --> 00:19:17,214 that your snarkiness isn't even gonna get to me. 549 00:19:17,215 --> 00:19:19,248 Get this: my brother and I 550 00:19:19,249 --> 00:19:21,450 met with the bankers this morning, and they're in. 551 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:23,753 They're officially in. 552 00:19:23,754 --> 00:19:25,488 You are so goddamn good at your job. 553 00:19:25,489 --> 00:19:27,323 There's just one thing left for us to deliver. 554 00:19:27,324 --> 00:19:28,625 Lay it on me, partner. 555 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,394 You just need to get a quality GM, 556 00:19:31,395 --> 00:19:33,530 which I told 'em was already done. 557 00:19:33,531 --> 00:19:34,764 Fait accompli. 558 00:19:34,765 --> 00:19:36,533 So don't make a fool outta me. 559 00:19:36,534 --> 00:19:37,567 Tell me, please. 560 00:19:37,568 --> 00:19:39,936 Tell me you got your guy officially. 561 00:19:39,937 --> 00:19:41,437 I'm working on it. 562 00:19:41,438 --> 00:19:42,739 You're working on it. 563 00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:46,242 Let me tell you something, you oversized fuck. 564 00:19:46,243 --> 00:19:48,545 Do not come back without a yes. 565 00:19:48,546 --> 00:19:51,647 We've got three... billion 566 00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:54,916 with a capital fuckin' B riding on this. 567 00:20:02,559 --> 00:20:04,292 What the fuck? 568 00:20:04,293 --> 00:20:05,961 Which one of you fuckin' geniuses 569 00:20:05,962 --> 00:20:06,962 neglected to tell me 570 00:20:06,963 --> 00:20:09,598 that Jason Antolotti was coming by? 571 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:10,799 For God's sake, would you... 572 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,601 What's the matter with you? 573 00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:13,735 Hey, buddy. 574 00:20:13,736 --> 00:20:14,770 - Hello. - How's it going? 575 00:20:14,771 --> 00:20:15,771 Good. 576 00:20:15,772 --> 00:20:17,304 Come on up and see your new office. 577 00:20:18,441 --> 00:20:20,841 All this can be yours. 578 00:20:21,878 --> 00:20:24,279 It's colorful, chill. 579 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,581 Well, it's not always this chill. 580 00:20:26,582 --> 00:20:28,349 Don't lie to me. 581 00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:31,018 All right, yeah, it's always this chill. 582 00:20:31,019 --> 00:20:32,787 It's a great way to work. 583 00:20:32,788 --> 00:20:34,155 It's very refreshing. 584 00:20:34,156 --> 00:20:35,590 I mean, so what? Look at these guys. 585 00:20:35,591 --> 00:20:37,758 They're not buttoned-up football types. 586 00:20:37,759 --> 00:20:39,327 Do they even watch football? 587 00:20:39,328 --> 00:20:41,996 Listen, if you're looking for an ASM vibe here, 588 00:20:41,997 --> 00:20:43,598 you're gonna be disappointed, pal. 589 00:20:43,599 --> 00:20:45,266 No, no, look, if I want stuffy, 590 00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:48,103 I'll sell to CAA, right? 591 00:20:48,104 --> 00:20:49,337 My man. 592 00:20:49,338 --> 00:20:51,839 In that case, hey, Siri! 593 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,441 Play my third-favorite song. 594 00:20:53,442 --> 00:20:55,610 ♪ Uno, dos, no tres, she a thot, though ♪ 595 00:20:55,611 --> 00:20:56,844 Ah, that's fair. 596 00:20:57,879 --> 00:21:00,180 ♪ Big chop, knock a nigga out, zapatos ♪ 597 00:21:00,181 --> 00:21:02,449 Oh, I don't smoke during the workday. 598 00:21:02,450 --> 00:21:04,084 ♪ Uno, dos, no tres, she a thot, though ♪ 599 00:21:04,085 --> 00:21:05,619 Too much? 600 00:21:07,021 --> 00:21:08,622 Welcome back to "Glazed and Confused" 601 00:21:08,623 --> 00:21:10,491 on SiriusXM. 602 00:21:10,492 --> 00:21:12,626 Today we're talking about big moves. 603 00:21:12,627 --> 00:21:15,596 All right, so, Jay, now the Russell Wilson deal is up. 604 00:21:15,597 --> 00:21:17,498 Time for the next shoe to drop, and that shoe? 605 00:21:17,499 --> 00:21:19,699 - Patrick Mahomes. - Listen, you think Russell Wilson 606 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:21,468 and Carson Wentz got paid? 607 00:21:21,469 --> 00:21:23,337 Mark, you ain't seen nothin' yet. 608 00:21:23,338 --> 00:21:24,804 I mean, the league's gettin' top-heavy. 609 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:25,839 Kinda like this show. 610 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,040 When's it gonna end, Jay? 611 00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:28,842 This is America. Why would it end? 612 00:21:29,945 --> 00:21:32,579 Them boys think they got all the answers, 613 00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:34,648 but some shit don't have an answer. 614 00:21:34,649 --> 00:21:36,916 Like who's better, Pac or Biggie, right? 615 00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:38,184 There ain't no better. 616 00:21:38,185 --> 00:21:39,853 "Godfather" or "Goodfellas"? 617 00:21:39,854 --> 00:21:42,188 Cutty Sark, Chivas Regal, 618 00:21:42,189 --> 00:21:43,823 both of 'em damn fine scotches. 619 00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:45,258 I mean, you understand what I'm saying, right? 620 00:21:45,259 --> 00:21:46,526 These fools just being divisive, 621 00:21:46,527 --> 00:21:48,361 trying to come up with hot takes. 622 00:21:48,362 --> 00:21:50,030 So you think you can do better? 623 00:21:50,031 --> 00:21:51,831 Shit, in my sleep. 624 00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:53,232 I believe him. 625 00:21:53,233 --> 00:21:54,500 I could do that shit too. 626 00:21:54,501 --> 00:21:56,903 You boys. 627 00:21:56,904 --> 00:21:58,905 Y'all love jerking each other off. 628 00:21:58,906 --> 00:22:00,773 I'd love to hear y'all try. 629 00:22:02,677 --> 00:22:04,510 Hey, T, man, get me a meeting. 630 00:22:04,511 --> 00:22:05,577 Okay. 631 00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:12,017 I totally choked. 632 00:22:12,018 --> 00:22:14,920 Fuck, man, I felt so good warming up. 633 00:22:14,921 --> 00:22:17,089 Man, whatever, man. Fuck them guys. 634 00:22:17,090 --> 00:22:19,458 Who was I to think I could go pro? 635 00:22:19,459 --> 00:22:22,027 Man, them guys was right. Those guys were assholes. 636 00:22:22,028 --> 00:22:23,696 Besides, man, you got a career. 637 00:22:23,697 --> 00:22:25,598 I'm more concerned about me. 638 00:22:25,599 --> 00:22:27,733 I can't believe I don't have a voice in a company 639 00:22:27,734 --> 00:22:29,202 that I helped finance and build. 640 00:22:29,203 --> 00:22:30,736 Man, you gotta let go of that anger, Reg. 641 00:22:30,737 --> 00:22:32,337 And you gotta let go of your depression. 642 00:22:36,109 --> 00:22:37,210 Wait, what's up? 643 00:22:37,211 --> 00:22:38,344 Did I make the team? 644 00:22:38,345 --> 00:22:40,079 No, better. 645 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,047 It's Jason with some big news. 646 00:22:42,048 --> 00:22:45,417 Cowboys came through with 80 million for your new deal. 647 00:22:46,419 --> 00:22:48,753 I don't care about none of that. 648 00:22:48,754 --> 00:22:50,222 Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? 649 00:22:50,223 --> 00:22:52,123 This is your real fuckin' job. 650 00:22:52,124 --> 00:22:53,425 Man, whatever. 651 00:22:53,426 --> 00:22:54,726 I think I might wanna retire. 652 00:22:54,727 --> 00:22:56,728 Get the fuck outta here. 653 00:22:56,729 --> 00:22:57,962 Wh... what am I supposed to tell Jason? 654 00:22:57,963 --> 00:22:59,063 Tell him nothing. 655 00:22:59,064 --> 00:23:01,165 Now I'm getting depressed. 656 00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:03,635 I wish I had $80 million being thrown at me. 657 00:23:03,636 --> 00:23:05,537 I already got money, Reg. 658 00:23:05,538 --> 00:23:07,372 At some point, you gotta ask yourself, 659 00:23:07,373 --> 00:23:08,806 "How much is enough?" 660 00:23:08,807 --> 00:23:10,808 - ♪ Stay ten toes, I'm down ♪ - ♪ Ten toes ♪ 661 00:23:10,809 --> 00:23:12,944 - ♪ Jenny Craig with them pounds ♪ - Brandy? 662 00:23:12,945 --> 00:23:15,613 I never did much day-drinking myself when I was playing. 663 00:23:15,614 --> 00:23:17,281 Oh, this ain't nothin'. 664 00:23:17,282 --> 00:23:19,650 Hey, so, um... 665 00:23:19,651 --> 00:23:22,486 I hear there may be a little bit more information 666 00:23:22,487 --> 00:23:24,288 about the Jack in the Box situation 667 00:23:24,289 --> 00:23:25,456 that you may have left out. 668 00:23:25,457 --> 00:23:26,890 Anything at all? 669 00:23:26,891 --> 00:23:28,392 No. 670 00:23:28,393 --> 00:23:29,693 It's all good, Chuck. 671 00:23:29,694 --> 00:23:31,394 You know what I know. 672 00:23:32,997 --> 00:23:34,398 - Is that so? - Yeah. 673 00:23:34,399 --> 00:23:35,733 It's cool, all right? 674 00:23:35,734 --> 00:23:36,734 Look, check it out. 675 00:23:36,735 --> 00:23:38,869 See my boy right there? 676 00:23:38,870 --> 00:23:41,472 That's the shooter. 677 00:23:41,473 --> 00:23:43,073 - With the weed? - Yeah. 678 00:23:43,074 --> 00:23:45,342 All right, he's already come forward. He gonna turn himself in. 679 00:23:45,343 --> 00:23:47,077 We all good. I got it, Chuck. 680 00:23:47,078 --> 00:23:48,879 So he's the fall guy? 681 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,714 Come on, Chuck. 682 00:23:51,715 --> 00:23:53,917 Does that matter, for real? 683 00:23:53,918 --> 00:23:56,219 Yeah, to me, it does matter. 684 00:23:58,522 --> 00:24:00,223 Look, Cliff did what he did, all right? 685 00:24:00,224 --> 00:24:02,725 What you want from me, Chuck? What you... what you want me to say? 686 00:24:02,726 --> 00:24:04,127 You could start with the truth. 687 00:24:04,128 --> 00:24:06,562 That is the truth, all right? 688 00:24:08,599 --> 00:24:10,333 Well, then the truth is, I gotta let you go. 689 00:24:10,334 --> 00:24:12,402 Thank you for your service. 690 00:24:14,071 --> 00:24:16,206 Damn. 691 00:24:16,207 --> 00:24:18,241 Like that, huh? 692 00:24:20,278 --> 00:24:22,078 Good luck in your career. 693 00:24:23,848 --> 00:24:27,216 In the greatest battles, there are no winners, 694 00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:29,552 only survivors. 695 00:24:29,553 --> 00:24:31,554 The wins, they all blur together, 696 00:24:31,555 --> 00:24:36,058 but the losses are etched into your mind forever. 697 00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:38,160 War is bloody. 698 00:24:38,161 --> 00:24:42,432 Ask Aaron Rodgers, Michael Jordan, Tom Brady. 699 00:24:42,433 --> 00:24:44,133 You want to trace a path to greatness, 700 00:24:44,134 --> 00:24:46,469 you start with defeat, 701 00:24:46,470 --> 00:24:48,738 loss, 702 00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:51,574 rejection. 703 00:24:51,575 --> 00:24:54,577 You wanna be endlessly motivated, 704 00:24:54,578 --> 00:24:56,746 failure is key. 705 00:25:01,885 --> 00:25:04,453 Antolotti, you ready to jump on that team jet? 706 00:25:04,454 --> 00:25:05,454 Not quite. 707 00:25:05,455 --> 00:25:07,957 I'm actually calling because something came up. 708 00:25:07,958 --> 00:25:10,092 Well, "something came up" is never a good thing. 709 00:25:10,093 --> 00:25:12,527 Well, not for you, but it's good for me. 710 00:25:12,528 --> 00:25:13,996 I got another offer. 711 00:25:13,997 --> 00:25:15,630 A GM spot? 712 00:25:15,631 --> 00:25:16,899 Sports X. 713 00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:21,237 Joe is in the market to buy an agency. 714 00:25:21,238 --> 00:25:22,238 Since when? 715 00:25:22,239 --> 00:25:24,006 I think he just decided. 716 00:25:24,007 --> 00:25:25,640 Ah, when it rains, it pours, huh? 717 00:25:25,641 --> 00:25:27,743 You know, I could hardly believe it myself. 718 00:25:27,744 --> 00:25:28,777 What's the offer? 719 00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:30,279 50 million. 720 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,414 That is a big chunk. 721 00:25:32,415 --> 00:25:34,148 Must come with golden handcuffs. 722 00:25:34,149 --> 00:25:36,317 More like winning the lotto. 723 00:25:36,318 --> 00:25:39,354 It's a five-year payout with a personal service contract. 724 00:25:39,355 --> 00:25:41,256 So you're gonna be an agent till you die, huh? 725 00:25:41,257 --> 00:25:42,657 Come on, I'm really surprised. 726 00:25:42,658 --> 00:25:44,793 I thought you said the day-to-day is getting to you. 727 00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:46,828 It is. So are you. 728 00:25:46,829 --> 00:25:48,329 Jason, money isn't everything, 729 00:25:48,330 --> 00:25:50,866 but I promise you I will make it worth your while. 730 00:25:50,867 --> 00:25:52,601 Ah, I hear you. 731 00:25:52,602 --> 00:25:55,437 J, listen, don't make a mistake 732 00:25:55,438 --> 00:25:56,671 that you're gonna regret. 733 00:25:56,672 --> 00:25:59,841 I understand your disappointment, Spence. 734 00:25:59,842 --> 00:26:02,877 I'm sorry to say it's a pass. 735 00:26:08,317 --> 00:26:09,683 All right. 736 00:26:09,684 --> 00:26:12,153 Either way, I'll see you on the other side of the table, buddy. 737 00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:13,753 Well, who's next on your list? 738 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:17,158 You're talking to him. 739 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:19,827 Good luck working with him. 740 00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:22,330 Yeah, good luck working with Joe. 741 00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:23,932 He's a real fuckin' nightmare. 742 00:27:46,127 --> 00:27:50,341 Spencer Strasmore's a narcissist if I've ever seen one. 743 00:27:50,342 --> 00:27:51,922 All he cares about is himself. 744 00:27:55,197 --> 00:27:57,931 Now is the time to go all in. 745 00:27:57,932 --> 00:27:59,822 We're way beyond all in. 746 00:28:00,562 --> 00:28:02,971 ♪ Yeah, we are. I get it. 747 00:28:04,222 --> 00:28:07,221 I got a proposal. If we start our own esports team, 748 00:28:07,222 --> 00:28:09,102 and you gon' play on it. Bam! 749 00:28:10,642 --> 00:28:12,336 I got the perfect player in mind. 750 00:28:12,337 --> 00:28:14,796 - You have a name? - Kisan Teague. 751 00:28:17,062 --> 00:28:18,416 So you value truth? 752 00:28:18,417 --> 00:28:19,677 Above all else. 753 00:28:20,105 --> 00:28:22,565 Who pulled the trigger the other night? 54466

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