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MURDY Presenteert uit "2016"
"BAD CAT"
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- somebody is in, you motherfucker !
- then hurry the fuck up
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Hey Shiro, what's taking so long,
you fall in ?
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I almost done
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what the...
where is the fucking toilet paper !
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I'm gonna have to piss off the fucking balcony..
get the fuck out of there!
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Get out of there,
come on, dammit
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you selfish jerk
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run the flush, god dammit..
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you think life is like a cartoon ?
it's hard for us birds too
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rubbish, people give you bread,
they give me poison.
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I am sick of this shit
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you're still here ? tell me
what is he bitching about now?
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feeling sorry for himself, Shiro,
says life is unfair
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to being a rat really fucked up.
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I told you to stop using that word
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what word ?
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rat or fucked up !
its is rat you bastard...
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Hey, cut the crap
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decision has to be made for tonight party.
is it gonna be fish or beef ?
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Ho I know, what was that second thing, again?
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- was it fish ?
- yes it Was fish.
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But you dunno how to fish, do you ?
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You know I can't swim
I'm a land gull
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You wanna go drill,
be my guest.
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Shut the fuck off ! I'll get fish
you get the booze
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Get off you lazy asses
and get on it.. hopeless
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Okay, but I've gotta warn you
it's gonna be hard without cash.
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stop making excuses
do I look like I care !
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You are a thief, so go out
and fucking steal son !
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looks like it's time to get out of here...
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Enjoy the music !
let's go now
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fuck, I hate this town.
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yo, Shiro... buddy ?
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Shiro...Shiro
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Shiro, where are you ?
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What a hell..
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You call that shit... music ?
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a deaf and dumb choir would sound better!
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it sounds like your mama
gave up the cello
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took up the chainsaw
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and you're the son who's got fat head..
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shut up your cat flap !
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- hey Shiro! it's me...boss
- who is it ?
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It's Blackie ..
You've gotta come...right away !
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It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
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she's the cat mad to your howl
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that's only if you are interested.
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I mean, of course,
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What do you think ! pedigree ?
ho yeah ...
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Siamese, clean, soft, curvy, real.. class
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like me
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Well I guess it will be a while
before they get back with the fun stuff
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So yeah why not
Siamese huh...
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Are they the one with the flat nose
and the pussy tail ?
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No, no, no, these ones..
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have the velvet boob/ts... really sexy
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Do you think she will like my fine ass ?
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you bet, how could she possibly say no !
no crunch here bro', she's crunked up ready for roasting
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But you gotta come now,
or she'll be gone
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hey can't you lend some respect fat kitty ..
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you cut off my credit and you want respect !
stupid old spice
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no credit for you...ever again
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one day come and we'll take care with you
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Excuse me, sir
I am looking for someone
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what am I ? the Information center ?
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use your phone like the other kids, okay
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Hey, huh..
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Tell me what she likes, I've gotta follow a plan
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so I wanna skip the small talk ...
and get straight to the point !
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- ho I've got it , can I come ?
- just tell me
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ho man you'll love her
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They call her "Princess"
she's all curves ...
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a tight little fur ball built
for comfort, not for speek
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Just lay back and enjoy the ride
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All she will say is
"right Shiro , right Shiro"
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You did that so good
I almost came in my fur
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all part of the service
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Did you know that I'm starting 'Furbook',
the cat on cat hooker app ?
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Blackie! you went back to pimping
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No, no, this is legit
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Do you know how hard it is to get laid in this city?
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Even in season. The pedigree find husbands
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and we get up as the hushing
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- Will you have booze at the party?
- of course, I've got it all under control
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one hundred percent proof at five o'clock
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shit.. I lost it
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nice Cologne
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What is it ? "Eau de Rodanthe " ?
Shut up !
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chill dude, I've gotta say
it's an improvement
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You're right, shut the fuck up and fly
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anybody ever tell you ?
you've got a a negative attitude
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Yes, I am positive you're an idiot!
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poo ...kitty, poo...
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They say this breed dates
back 2000 years to China
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Only an emperor could have her
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So of course I thought of you my friend
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I also thought maybe
you should have a new name
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Chairman Miao
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Hello, my little princess
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You are so cute, I want to heat you up
and kiss your kissy face
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Look at what you did ,you signed it
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Ho shit, I'm late again
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not now
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I have to go
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okay Princess , I'll be back soon
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you'll be a good girl while I'm gone
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come on
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Hey baby ! I'm Shiro let's get busy
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let's move
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What a...fly a fur , aie aie ..
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I think she likes me
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huh...what did happen ?
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- she could have just say ... no !
- shit what have we done ?
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is she dead ?
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Oh man...
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Shiro, Shiro, Shiro..
quickly, let's go!
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Don't panic, it is not our fault
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she obviously had intimacy issues
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huh ..he's back ! shit
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okay, okay, hang on
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Princess
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Hello ?
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sweet heart ?
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Princess.. No !
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Princess.. Princess.. my baby
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No !
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He's losing his...
we gotta get out of here, now!
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I love you Princess , wake up...
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It was an accident !
we just...she just..
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Tell him Shiro !
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- I swear, it's the truth
- that's enough !
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ho no ! Shiro ..
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- Blackie ?
- buddy ..
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Tell the boys that I died as I lived
3 inches deeper..
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O say, can you see, by ... early
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I need a drink
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Shiro .. Shiro
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Shiro, where are you ?
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where is he ?
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where the fuck is he ? waou..
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hey, you tell him, okay ?
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- I sure don't want to
- I don't want to tell him, you know ...
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you know, he always does
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Yeah that's true
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hey..Shiro , I have a surprise for you
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get out of my face old man
I'm in no mood for surprise today
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No, no, trust me, you'll love this one
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so you've finally come to your senses,
great ! give me a bier
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Hey, what ? No!
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No, not that ! pause off
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look who is here!
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- What's that?
- Hello, my name is Taco.
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Papa ...
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- He's talking to me
- what are you talking about !
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He looks just like you, it's incredible
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Since when do cats have sons ?
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trust me kid, you're better off without him
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He is a lost cause
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Ha there he is, he's empty-handed too
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That's great, but it means
we're gonna starve tonight
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And you call me an idiot
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Can you please come son!
You can't cancel at the last minute
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But it's only once a year
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I have your favorite food ready
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Please reconsider, we're having fish
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it's already in the fridge
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It's been so long since you didn't come
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wait ! who ... who is there ?
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Stop him!
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Where does that come from?
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I've got the fish, start pourring the booze
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It's time for us to drink
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- what's wrong bro'?
- he didn't make it ..
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who is 'he' ?
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you know ..Blackie the pimp
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- slain like a dog
- may he rest in peace
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let's put a glass out for my friend
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Hey! where is the booze ?
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We could not find any...
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it's so dry , birds are
building nests with razor wire
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There is nothing ...nada...zip
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You're a moron!
but what's your excuse ?
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We don't work for you
we are supposed to be friends
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But Mister My Joyce, twice the size of my head,
couldn't give a shit what we went through today
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too right, I don't care
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screw it, I am out of here!
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you ungraceful son of a chicken egg..
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We busted our asses for you,
and all you can do is insult us !
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What the fuck is wrong with you ?
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Excuse me..
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who are you ?
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he looks like a mini Shiro
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the poor kid ...
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Yes !
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Water !
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motherfucker ! you drink it all
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you know other people live here, right?
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- selfish prick!
- you.. ingrate!
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Cows produce more milk when play classical music ,
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plants grow taller, but you grow fat and ugly !
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you call that shit..music , you suck !
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you wouldn't know good music..
if it fucks you in the ass
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- screw you Tank !
- Shiro !
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And what use are you ?
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You don't bother feed me
or give me any booze
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But you still grab your fat ass around
claiming to be a damn cat lover
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Can I get a moment of peace ? just one!
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- Get out of here, you looser!
- I'm not a looser
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When did you last look at me ?
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You are too busy stroking your noise maker
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- What ?
- she's all you care about
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live around with this ..Shiro !
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- miserable hater..
- dammit Shirooo !!
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look what you did to my Lulu !
you foiled it in her ..
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who is it ? fuck !
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It's your landlord ..
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monster hideous man , freaks of piece of..
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okay milady..
let me just put this down
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- What could I do now ?
- I am unable to breathe..
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- are you okay?
- Silence !
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don't call me "Lady" ,
besides you're as bad as him !
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- never paid a cent in months
- Really, you're sure ?
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For years, years, years and years,
you've taken advantage of me..
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I have had enough, you're both evicted
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I want you out of my apartment..now!
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I hope a big fat bone get stuck
in his throat and he chokes !
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the little bastard stole your fish, huh?
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how about I tear him in half and stuff him
like a muppet as a present to your grandson ?
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ha.. too little, too late
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- please
- Shut up !
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I can't believe I'm going to suck this..
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But I'll give you one more day to pay
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- one day ? How..
- not my problem , have it tomorrow...
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Or I'll have the police throw you out
on the street. Did you hear me well.. bum ?
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- Be reasonable, please!
- One day that's it , got it?
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okay then, let me get the door for you
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god dammit !
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Why he here ?
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He's really funny Shiro
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Where have you been hiding him ?
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his sense of humor must come from his mother
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I dunno who the fuck you think you are,
but you're not wanted here
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- But Dad I'm your son.
- Do you have any idea how much seed I sowed ?
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there is nothing to be proud of,
you think they all call me dad?
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- get lost
- chill out Shiro..
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stay out of it !
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- But, Dad..
- get the fuck out of here!
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get moving
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so hard to find you and I only just got here
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Good-bye
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huh...that was harsh, even for you
253
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:40,200
- What is it ?
- It's time to die
254
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,560
Now ...your nice life is over
255
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:48,680
finito...you understand ?
256
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,920
What on earth is it now Tank ?
257
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,520
come on, they have some things to work out
258
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,200
Yeah, no shit
259
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:08,160
Take, and take, and take..
260
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,160
well no more cat !
261
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,240
you and I are through ,
262
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,120
get out of here, go !
263
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,720
- Now !
- what are you talking about?
264
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:20,960
You are the one supposed to pay the rent
265
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,400
from now on, you are on your... own
266
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:30,480
a stray vagrant bastard !
bastard...
267
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,000
to hell with him..
268
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:52,880
what kind of father turns
away a nice boy like you ?
269
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,040
Come, live with me you can be my kid
270
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,520
you know I have plenty of food, yes?
271
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,000
And all the milk you could ever want
272
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,520
there is nothing for me here, nothing!
273
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:08,000
I know when I'm not wanted
I've get used to that.
274
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,120
- Thanks anyway Sami
- okay, okay
275
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,480
But at least let me give you some food.
276
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,000
I lost my appetite, I've got to go
277
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,360
okay, goodbye then
278
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,480
Take care my little friend
279
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,000
so much for friendship
280
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:34,520
I don't need that jerkoff , I'm my own man
281
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,720
He is the bastard, not me
282
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:47,400
I really need to get some pussy, right now
283
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,360
It's the end of the road "Snow White"
284
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,200
You've got two choices
285
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:23,280
We can do this the easy way or the fun way
286
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:29,480
or the hard way, very hard, pun intended
287
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,160
Hey baby
288
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,640
It looks like fun, can I join ?
289
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:47,440
what's your name? my name ? Mescat
290
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:51,360
"Miss cat" so you're not a Mrs then
291
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:55,040
scram alley cat , she is ours
292
00:23:55,440 --> 00:24:00,240
now where were you beautiful ? before
we were interrupted by these hound dogs?
293
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:07,840
so we get out of here
and ditch those ..flea bags
294
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,080
you bastard !
295
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,880
- what did you say ?
- bastard
296
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,080
- bastard ?
- bastard !
297
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,400
- I'm a bastard ?
- damn right
298
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,960
so let's get this straight
299
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,280
- he did not mean it
- Yeah, I did
300
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,240
- maybe you should take it back ?
- no chance
301
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,240
- I'm a bastard ?
- Are you deaf ?
302
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,560
Say it one more time, you noo-dle son of..
303
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,240
bastard! bastard!
304
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,440
bastard! bastard!
305
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,640
"Frontal lobe"
306
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,840
- He moved
- You're crazy, you need to sleep
307
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:49,600
- but his heart is still beating
- but that's impossible..
308
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,040
his brain is in a jar
309
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,600
Stop! Stop!
310
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,960
Princess?
311
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:32,320
Princess.. Princess
312
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:47,080
Shiro !
313
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,920
Revenge...
314
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,360
Shiro !
315
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,960
My hero ! he saved my life
316
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,960
This is a dangerous neighborhood
for a girl like you
317
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,320
so I see, we just moved here
318
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:22,840
I wanted to check up the neighborhood
but then those dogs started chasing me
319
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,040
- and if you did not come along ...
- No problem, at your service
320
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,760
- You're so sweet
- really ?
321
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,720
Let's cut out the chase
322
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,320
- Isn't that a little direct ?
- of course
323
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:41,120
- we don't even know each other
- fine, we do it your way
324
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,120
Mescat, Shiro , Shiro, Mescat
325
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,640
and they say romance is dead
try asking me another day
326
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,600
are you serious ? we .. we're cats not people
327
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,240
We need , we share ..
328
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:59,240
okay Shiro, bye-bye!
329
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,040
okay okay, fine, you win
330
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,640
- Mescat!
- my owner is calling me, it's dinner time
331
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,920
Stay! I'll give you a little bit of Shiro time
332
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,800
honey ! I am pure Angora..
you cannot afford my time
333
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:18,320
- so you're pedigree, huh ?
- Of course, for you ?
334
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,280
tabby , what's wrong with that ?
335
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,280
a tabby .. is that even a breed ?
336
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,640
not today it seems
337
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,560
perhaps we can meet here later, if you like
338
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,560
- ho I'd like
- you're eager
339
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,640
I don't really know about patience
340
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,080
thank you Miss, can I have another ?
341
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:46,920
Okay
342
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,960
When the moon is tide, I'll be here
343
00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:04,440
could this be love ?
344
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,680
Fuck off !
345
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,640
She kissed me
346
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,360
I am in love
347
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,360
I am in love
348
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,800
fuck you all, Shiro is in love
349
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,520
fur ball, loving love
350
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,000
Love, I am in love!
351
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:51,080
Shiro ..
352
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,000
die !
353
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,920
Princess is dead..
354
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,600
Revenge !
355
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,600
My good man Sami ! Isn't life wonderful ?
356
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:21,240
No, it isn't ! and you're a stealer
357
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,560
- let me ask you something
- what now ?
358
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,480
I need some advice, a recommendation
359
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,640
- not for free
- I met a girl, I'm in love
360
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,880
Do you think I'll help you
get another girl in trouble ?
361
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:38,520
- I don't think so
- after all I have done for you?
362
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,720
I just wanted to give her a gift
something special and I wanted your opinion
363
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,680
- so ?
- is a bottle of wine a good gift?
364
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,880
And you would pay for this bottle of wine how ?
365
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,440
come on Sami , don't be like that
366
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,760
- how about a bier ?
- You really are pathetic
367
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:59,200
What's wrong with you ? to win a woman's heart,
you don't give her liquor !
368
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,800
- you give her... flowers
- so give me flowers
369
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:08,520
I've got bread in the shape of a flower
but only for something called money
370
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,840
- Screw you !
- ho go, evil...
371
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,960
Casanova !
372
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,000
He is adorable
373
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,760
- here dear little guy, take it
- (what kind of shit alley cat Shiro)
374
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,400
- (let's get the others fuck him off)
- take it ..
375
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:52,320
- ( this is our turf )
- here .. go
376
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,960
I've had some beatings before..
377
00:30:55,280 --> 00:31:00,280
- but nothing quite like that !
- well he'll see puss in boots..
378
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:00,980
excuse me !
379
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:09,680
I feel like my insides are on the outside
380
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,960
the fucking alley cat !
381
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,640
Why is his head so big ? It's unnatural
382
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,480
he must be on growth hormones or something
383
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,600
He'll get his..
384
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,360
Shiro !
385
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,400
you die !
386
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,320
Shiro ..
387
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,960
Shiro ..
388
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:48,520
Shiro!
389
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,120
hey, he is looking for him too
390
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,720
Shiro !
391
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:02,480
- Where ..Shiro ?
- I know where he is Mister
392
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:05,160
- What a hell
- (Shiro) ..
393
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,920
I've got some flowers, you like them ?
394
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,560
you like flowers ? Take it! god dammit..
395
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,720
for you ! for you ! for you !
396
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,120
fucking flowers
397
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,560
that's not gonna work
398
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,760
put it together, man!
399
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,720
You're as sweet as these..
400
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,000
gosh ! Can I be more of a pussy..
401
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,440
I can't do this
402
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:21,680
I am outta here
403
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:27,000
- Hi handsome !
- how long have you been there?
404
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,560
they smell like shit !
405
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:36,000
wrong colloidal infiltration
it's a lady's technique
406
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:43,000
- you're cute you know that..
- and you are wonderful !
407
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,720
open your eyes !
408
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,660
how you like that ? bastard !
409
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,520
bastard ! bastard !
410
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:10,680
- bastard ...
- how does that feel..dirt bag ?
411
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:17,280
- you little fuzz of peaches
- he's mine, all mine..
412
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,440
Mine ! Mine !
413
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:22,360
I thought you died already
414
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,920
(surrounded..)
415
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:31,520
You are dead
416
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:56,280
Princess...dead
miss Kitty ...dead
417
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,360
Leave her alone
she had nothing to do with it
418
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,800
come after me, you zombie prick!
419
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:08,960
Revenge, Revenge !
420
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:14,840
Go and get him !
421
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,360
Mini Shiro
422
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,440
you are mine !
423
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,400
- Princess
- Life goes on, skull cap !
424
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,360
Papa !
425
00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:00,560
Leave me be, I just want get laid
426
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,320
nice little one , he is so sweet
Is he your son ?
427
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,120
- he wishes he was
- yeah , I'm your son
428
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,280
my mother's name is Memosa ..
429
00:36:27,340 --> 00:36:31,440
- Memosa...from old China town ?
- that's her
430
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,280
- a brunette , right ?
- Yes, that's her
431
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,560
I do not know her, get out of here!
432
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:49,320
Hang on a second
you only just met him ?
433
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,920
twice but he keeps giving me the brush off
434
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:57,000
I should go. You two have
a lot of catching up to do
435
00:36:57,240 --> 00:37:01,280
No, you will stay , he will go.
Nice knowing you kid
436
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,960
Why don't you go back to your mama, okay ?
437
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:08,320
tell her Shiro called
and he wants his come back
438
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,640
so what if we get out of here ?
439
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,880
- my mom is dead !
- huh.. Mimi is dead ?
440
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,320
How ?
441
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,840
- and if you care..
- Wait kid
442
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,440
waou ! that sucks
443
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:27,520
- you just gonna let him be
- he is fine, you saw him before
444
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,440
He can take care of himself
445
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,000
fine, huh...
446
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:37,920
Yes, yes, yes! Yup! Stop!
447
00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:08,720
Tank, Tank ..
448
00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:11,360
open the fucking door !
449
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,840
You make me look bad in front of my girl
450
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,600
John wouldn't do this to Garfield
451
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,720
god damn, I'm in prison
452
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,640
- he came to see his father
- his father ?
453
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,000
since when do cats have fathers ?
454
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:42,760
- We are not people
- you are my dad !
455
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,520
Right !
456
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,560
not bad, kid
457
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,000
next time don't use your wrist ,
next time do it from your shoulder
458
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,640
Watch..like this !
459
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:11,240
Thanks.. I'll try that next time
460
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,040
all right, let's get something to eat
461
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,160
thank god, I'm so hungry
462
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,120
I can eat my own food twice
463
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,480
kiddy did you meet the guy from grocery store ?
464
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:32,440
- Yes
- I have an idea
465
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,360
Hey Sami , got any empty boxes ?
466
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:43,120
I might have a couple at the back with the rats
467
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,520
What about the money you owe me ?
468
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,440
- you have the money, right ?
- Do you I look like a bum ?
469
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:51,000
crap old..
470
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,400
- Yes, you do !
- Sami, Sami ..
471
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,600
not you, again !
472
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:09,200
- the cat in the craddle
- Shiro gave me a chance to stay
473
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:12,840
- Isn't it great ?
- are you sure ?
474
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,280
- What he needs for him ?
- there is nothing
475
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:19,040
- he is a changed cat, I swear
- Unlikely
476
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:23,160
and what is this chance to stay ?
he talks about..
477
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,680
If you must know, I'm on a mission from god
478
00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:29,040
Who the hell does he think he is !
479
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,440
the damn Blues Brothers ? huh...
480
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:35,520
the thing is I can only stay
if I get some booze
481
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,040
all I know, permanently
482
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:41,440
No way, not a drop. He is on his own
483
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:46,720
I can't help you, no more credit for that moocher
484
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,560
okay, thanks I understand
485
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,480
you were my last hope for staying
486
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,920
- Farewell, papa..
- allright, okay
487
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,960
you've got me and what else do you want ?
488
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,200
4 fried chickens and a Coke !
489
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,160
Mini Shiro ..
490
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,880
Dad, help !
491
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:20,720
What now ?
492
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:27,720
can I have just one moment of peace !
493
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,720
revenge ! revenge !
494
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:45,600
Daaaaad ...
495
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,720
Taco !
496
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:52,720
Hang on kid.. I'm coming !
497
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,800
this guy is really fucking up my day
498
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:07,320
- two cats with one stone
- your breath stink !
499
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,160
Kill me if you want but don't breeze on me
500
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,600
you.. whatever you do , don't slow down
501
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:34,880
Follow my lead, pizza boy
502
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,400
go, go, faster..get him !
503
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:08,640
Time to die..
504
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,680
Come on, get closer pizza boy
505
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:26,560
yes angry kitty..
506
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,480
- Come on, grab my hand
- I can't reach it
507
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,960
Papaaa...
508
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:09,960
dad ?
509
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:22,880
I wanted to drink, but ...
510
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,800
I thought you were gone, look out !
511
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,120
Dad, grab my hand
512
00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:22,440
thanx god you're okay
513
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,760
I throwed these frauds with their packets
and they get behind
514
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:34,440
You...get lost !
515
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,600
You are not welcome here
516
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:41,120
If I catch you, I turn you into a minx sweater
517
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:48,520
Haven't you got a heat yet ?
518
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,880
and don't ..come back !
519
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:10,440
hey easy rider, thanx for the lift, this is us
520
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,400
your girlfriend is gone..
521
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:22,800
And don't even try to come in
522
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:24,720
you have left here for good
523
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,080
Mescat !
524
00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:35,240
Taco, what's going on ?
525
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,040
Mescat.. Mescat
526
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:40,280
Mescat !
527
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,720
Where are you Mescat ? dammit
528
00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:58,360
fuck my life..
529
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,840
Step back everybody, we need more room, move !
530
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,360
Come on, back up people
531
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,080
You've heard the man
532
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:21,440
okay ? Pull !
533
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,280
holly shit, who is that ? it's dreadful
534
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:42,720
wow..wow..wow ! hey, hey..
535
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:52,520
Shiroooo ..
536
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,000
ha! about fucking time
537
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:16,080
- hey.. Rizki ?
- You've got the wrong bud, fatty
538
00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:19,240
I'll give you the right bird, jerk !
539
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:29,040
- dude, my wings are gonna fall off
- I'm not bird, man
540
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:32,840
just a little bit further
come on, let's go check up downtown, okay ?
541
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,480
wait, wait.. wait a minute
542
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,760
I can smell it, the nose knows..
543
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,200
that way, it's coming from the tower
544
00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:46,480
- can we trade places ?
- if I was going to trade places ...
545
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,040
it would be with as quirrel,
no traps, no rat poison
546
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:50,760
and they get respect!
547
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:55,200
Are you kidding ? you would
make one uglier squirrel !
548
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:59,800
that's enough ! come on, get closer
549
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,640
are you insane ? I can't jump from here
550
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,160
When you hear me wistle,
go and get me, okay ?
551
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:31,920
You ! pull over now
552
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:34,920
Mirthan, my homie..
553
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,000
I can't believe it's you !
554
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:40,800
it's been a long time
you've got some good stuff on you ?
555
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:42,240
Yup
556
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,200
air quality is getting worse, dude
557
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:00,120
talk and ship is screwed for everyone
558
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,880
hey, watch it !
559
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,720
What's wrong with kids today ?
560
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,160
fuck !
561
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,840
- you still working the docks ?
- no, no, no
562
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:26,040
enjoying retirement, and you ?
you still spun for robberies ?
563
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:29,920
Yeah kinda, but it just keep getting harder
564
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,200
No time in the small time
565
00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:19,640
where did the fuck were you ?
566
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,640
- hanging around ?
- Stop hitting me
567
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,440
- you're an idiot !
- I'm sorry
568
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:27,080
- I run into Mirthan and we were talking ...
- I almost died !
569
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,960
- I could have died, motherfucker !
- stop, dude..
570
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,440
What were you doing ?
selling more Steven Segal jokes ?
571
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,440
Birds of a feather can go fuck themself together
572
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:38,520
We are done, over , take up for tonight
573
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,440
- I told you I am sorry
- too late
574
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,680
I'm sure she'll be back soon
575
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,160
I don't think so
576
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,200
What do you know about women anyway?
577
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:58,080
wow, Miss Mescat she seems very nice
578
00:51:58,120 --> 00:51:59,720
nice is boring, you're boring
579
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:02,480
You don't drink or smoke
and your conversation sucks
580
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,120
All you talk about is booze and women
581
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,520
you are not interested
having a real conversation
582
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,600
- Bye now
- wait up
583
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,760
What"s got four legs , a tail
and always lands on his feet ?
584
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:15,960
We are about to find out
585
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,960
and give me some cigarettes
586
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:25,400
Rizki watch out .. barbed wire!
587
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:34,400
- Where the hell of you two been ?
- everything got fucked up, dude
588
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,920
I don't care a rat ass , no more excuses
589
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:41,400
- Where is the fucking drink ?
- I'll give you a rat ass, fat bastard !
590
00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:43,240
how about asking if I'm okay ?
591
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:47,600
- I could have fucking died
- wow, wow, wow, guys...
592
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:51,080
We are grown animals, stop acting like humans
593
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:53,800
Stay out of it, and he is no animal, he's a man
594
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:57,200
a man ! Look at the size of his head
595
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,880
I'm warning you Furman, I'm not in the mood
596
00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:03,640
I have had enough for today
I don't need it from you
597
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:06,680
Like you had problems
you've been on your ass all day
598
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:11,000
Oh yeah ? I tried to get laid ,
she gets electrocuted..
599
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:14,680
A freak killed my friend so I kill him
600
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,360
He comes back alive, so I kill him again
601
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:18,660
I am called a bastard
602
00:53:18,860 --> 00:53:22,440
then when she shows up I fall in love,
but she disappeared
603
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:26,960
no sex, no food, no booze
604
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:30,840
and you're the two guys who got it baaad !
605
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,400
I think he is in pain
606
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,360
fuck all of you !
607
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,160
leave me alone until you can fix this
608
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,600
okay, I guess it's up to me
609
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,800
Don't worry, it's fine. Rizki will fix it
610
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:11,760
okay, think. Look at those fuckers
611
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:16,520
safe and warm in their houses.
Maybe I need to think like a human
612
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,680
not a roader, so what do I need ?
613
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:31,440
money ! with money we can buy anything we need
614
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,480
how can we get money ? I ain't getting a job
615
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:37,600
Think about it, the mouse breeders
don't play by the rules
616
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:41,800
So, why should we ? They take
what they want when they want
617
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:45,760
and t hen store away like fucking squirrels
618
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:51,400
It's time we take back this city for the ones
who are forced to live on the street like vagrants.
619
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,560
Allright let's go take it
620
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:05,840
We are here !
621
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,360
- What ? rob a bank ?
- why not ?
622
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:13,600
- It will be easy
- so what's the plan ?
623
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,080
it wasn't my idea, or was it ?
624
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:18,880
okay this it , I'll sneak in
625
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:22,720
and open the door..mission accomplished
626
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:26,480
hey good plan Riza, I'll be the lookout
627
00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:46,280
Shiro.. Revenge..
628
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:49,960
- Princess
- Shut up, you loony toon
629
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:55,520
Captain no matter how hard we beat
the shit out of him ..he won't shut up
630
00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:58,720
- I do not know what to do
- What is Shiro ?
631
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:02,800
- dead !
- He's a maniac, lock him up
632
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,280
- Shiro..
- Shut it
633
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,280
- Shiro, Shiro
- Shut up!
634
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:53,920
he could use more fiber in his diet
635
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,080
- so kid any sign of him ?
- nothing yet
636
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,560
ho yeah..
637
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,800
A mouse !
638
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:58,000
- What took so long ?
- I had to take care of bizness
639
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,040
"Please come in"
640
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:20,920
no fuck ..
641
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,640
How you gonna open it ? sting and open ?
642
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:28,960
hardly, I'm an expert at locks
643
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,600
give me a boost
644
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:35,480
so, guess a number between 1 and 9
645
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:39,040
I'm surrounded by idiots. Let me do it
646
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:47,160
It's about to give , I heard it crack
647
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:49,120
That was my back
648
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:52,640
well, that didn't work
what should we try next?
649
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:01,600
1, 2, 3, 4
650
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:11,960
- How do you do that?
- pure skill
651
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,160
it's beautiful...
652
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:18,280
ha.. there's a lot of cabbage
653
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:21,560
(recording)
654
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:25,920
calling the attention of all units
655
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:28,400
robbery in course at First National Bank
656
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,080
The robbers appear to be a pair of cats
657
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:32,720
I repeat, cats
658
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:35,800
All units respond immediately
659
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:40,200
- This got to be a joke, right ?
- Shiroooo
660
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:08,600
Stop fooling around !
661
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:20,440
Riza, let's go
662
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:24,480
- we only need enough for tonight
- what's wrong with you Shiro ?
663
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,840
and what about tomorrow ?
We should take it all
664
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:28,400
Taco, help me carry it
665
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:33,840
He's only just a kid ,
that's too heavy for him rat boy
666
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:37,080
Greed is good, not one percent missing
667
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:40,000
Besides it's insured
we've got to grab as much as we can
668
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:41,840
Come on, take it
669
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:45,120
Come on, come on, come on ..
670
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:47,680
You're being too greedy, let's go
671
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:51,680
allright fine, but this is
so wrong to leave it behind
672
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:53,560
ha , let's just get out of here
673
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:56,400
You can't buy happiness,
but you can steal it
674
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:57,760
Shut it !
675
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,480
Is that the cops ? ho shit
676
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:31,760
dudes, the fuzz is here !
you gotta get out of here ...now
677
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:40,440
Hurry up, we've been busted ,
get the fuck out of here
678
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:43,080
Go ...now ! Run
679
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:57,480
This is the police !
680
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:02,720
- We are screwed now
- I'm out through the shiter
681
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:05,120
What a hell ? What about us ?
682
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:06,920
Your head will make you pass the wall
683
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:10,680
Surrender, come out with your paws up !
684
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:16,280
I am really flushed with cash now
685
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:24,360
ha shit..
( surrender )
686
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:27,000
the windows, it's the only way out
687
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:30,760
- the glass is double bladed
- I know we can do this
688
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,680
All we have to do is put our heads together, Dad
689
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:02,120
haha .. Shiro
690
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,240
Stop ! free ..
691
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,520
...fire !
(they are mine)
692
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:28,760
Shiro.. Shiro! Taco, over here
693
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,360
- Riza !
- There is an open door
694
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:35,680
Make a break run when they cease fire
695
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:38,160
You can do it
696
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:42,400
You better be right because
if I die, I'm gonna kick your ass
697
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:57,160
- mine..
- Stop !
698
01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:01,160
(he's mine)
699
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,600
Riza ! no ..
700
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:15,400
Well, that was a dog day afternoon
701
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:18,200
- Hurry up, kido
- Riza , is he okay ?
702
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:20,560
Yeah, I'm sure he is fine
703
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:22,800
probably just hiding in the sewers somewhere
704
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,160
What is he ?
705
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,480
Zombie mouse breeder
706
01:06:45,160 --> 01:06:47,400
Taco, no !
707
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:50,240
Attention ...men on the roof
708
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:52,440
it's a pair of cats upthere, sir
709
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:56,320
You cats upthere we know you have the money !
710
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:59,840
We've got you surrounded, there is no escape!
711
01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:01,680
Taco ?
712
01:07:02,040 --> 01:07:04,320
Taco, wake up ...Taco
713
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:06,200
Please, Taco
714
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:10,000
wake up Taco, please
715
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:13,920
Say something, my son
716
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:18,040
You cats, surrender and you can go
back to play piano on the internet
717
01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:21,120
Surrender, around ! We want that money !
718
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:23,920
Cats robbed a bank ?
719
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:26,200
- I don't believe it, how do they move bags ?
- people, move back..
720
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:27,400
make road..
721
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:37,040
you want that damn money ?
Then take it, take it..
722
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:39,160
Take it all !!
723
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:47,160
Leave us a fuck alone !
724
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:51,520
holy shit ! Look..
it's free money, it's raining money
725
01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:02,440
Move away
726
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:04,480
Now, go, move away
727
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:09,240
- please, I'm broke
- don't touch it, leave it alone
728
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:12,480
- Stay away from there
- Money, Money, Money
729
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:55,560
What a f..
730
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,040
hey you ! Move
731
01:09:01,440 --> 01:09:03,760
Come on ! Shiro ?
732
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:06,400
what happened ?
733
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:09,360
Hey Shiro ?
734
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:13,640
what happened to the kitty ?
was he hit by a car ?
735
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:16,400
Or did you do something to him ?
736
01:09:16,440 --> 01:09:19,200
- I'm the worst father ever
- what do you mean ?
737
01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:21,920
He's been shot
738
01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:25,960
- He's dead
- Give him to me, now
739
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:30,640
wait ! you moron ..
740
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:36,920
"veterinary clinic"
741
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,000
"Closed "
742
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:41,120
"veterinary clinic"
743
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:45,840
"veterinary clinic"
744
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:03,200
Shiro ?
745
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:25,200
Desinfective, no wait..Cognac, no.. Whisky !
746
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:27,120
I have got Whisky
747
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:32,880
Gauze, cotton, fucking case
748
01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:35,800
fuck me! where the fuck did I put them ?
749
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:39,240
Godamn boxes, make yourself useful! man up
750
01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:45,600
is this it ?
751
01:11:27,440 --> 01:11:30,240
Let me see, shit ... he is still bleeding
752
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:39,160
Come on Taco, you can't die
753
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:44,000
Taco, you are a fucking cat,
you've got nine lives cat ! dammit
754
01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:53,800
It's taking you an hour to climb ten stairs
755
01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:55,960
cut me some slack man
756
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,160
I was born to fly ...
757
01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:02,640
- not walk
- okay
758
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:05,160
hold on
759
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:08,720
Shiro, you made it
760
01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:10,880
That was some crazy ass shit
761
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:17,160
What happened to the kid ?
762
01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:20,600
He saved my life, stupid
763
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:24,640
- How can we help ?
- stop, he needs a rest
764
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:27,760
pops gonna wake up a wealthy boy, right?
765
01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:30,560
What's the total score? how much ?
766
01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:35,720
You've got the money, right ?
767
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:40,000
There is no money, I threw it away, all of it
768
01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:44,040
No! the flak..after all we went through!
769
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:47,200
- be quiet, all of you out !
- me too ?
770
01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:50,680
Especially you ! the boy stays here,
go on, get out ..now
771
01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:54,460
- He's my son , I'll look after him
- and how is that working out ?
772
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:55,920
You almost done a kill !
773
01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:58,480
but I did not , he's okay
774
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:00,640
Don't you get it Shiro ?
775
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:02,360
It's over , we're over..
776
01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:07,840
- Thanx to you, we don't have...a home anymore!
777
01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:12,360
enough already !
I have some money
778
01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:18,920
Give me that !
779
01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:26,840
okay, this is for the back rents,
this is next year rent,
780
01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:32,040
This is for the damage you did,
this is for the fish you stole
781
01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:34,680
This is for the stress you caused me
782
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:36,280
and this ...
783
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:39,400
for what you all said
784
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:46,400
and ...there is this left , huh..
785
01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:49,720
What we shall we do with it ?
786
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:12,960
- Give me a beer
- you love it, right ?
787
01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:16,000
- God bless you
- it was tricky at first
788
01:14:16,980 --> 01:14:19,720
Every time I try to get her from behind
I get wacked by her tail
789
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:23,280
anyway, as we are getting hot and heavy,
her father shows up !
790
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:26,320
here you are, it's Turkish finest
791
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:31,360
look at you, you've got Manti
792
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:34,560
And then the old man says he does
not want his daughter dating a rat
793
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:37,320
then he said he did not have
enough cash to support her
794
01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:40,640
- can you believe that shit ?
- You're making this shit up, huh ?
795
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:44,400
Later that night I went to her tree
and he fed me with acorns
796
01:14:44,960 --> 01:14:47,400
that's when I decided no more squirrels
797
01:14:48,080 --> 01:14:50,720
but they are just like you,
they are fucking nuts
798
01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:53,880
up yours, bird brain
799
01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:57,560
In honor of this conspicuous feast
I would like to play something
800
01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:59,260
- What ? And spoil the fun ?
- No way !
801
01:14:59,300 --> 01:15:01,480
that's the problem these days
802
01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:05,080
No appreciation for the classics..no class
803
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:09,440
Now he's gone let's get this party started
804
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:13,120
This sucks , she's gone for good
805
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:19,440
- Can you please pass me the water ?
- What are you doing? Don't drink it with water
806
01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:25,400
- You gonna get too drunk to fly ..
- no shit
807
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:30,000
Are those my gas tanks ? What's this !
808
01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:32,960
- Shiro !
- Mescat !
809
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:39,680
- everyone die !
- The only one to die will be you
810
01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:57,560
Hey, that's my cat !
811
01:15:57,600 --> 01:15:59,000
Tank !
812
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:04,400
You mess with my family, you mess with Tank
813
01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:10,520
Bravo !
814
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:24,280
Bravo !
815
01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:32,040
- you finish it
- ho no, I couldn't
816
01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:34,360
- really , be fine
- well okay if you insist
817
01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:50,680
thank you
818
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:10,880
looks like the circus is in town
819
01:17:11,440 --> 01:17:13,360
Happy New Year , Happy New Year
820
01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:15,200
happy New Year
821
01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:24,240
I thought I wasn't good enough for you
822
01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:26,520
I'm here now
823
01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:34,360
no.. freak ! I'm never getting laid
824
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:38,040
well I've never liked the word "never"
825
01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:41,960
There is no time like a present when you say..
826
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,160
Let's make tabby together
827
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:52,000
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