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[moaning]

[moans]

[coughs]

Oh, no!

[engine revvs]

No.

No, Morgan!

[screams]

[pants]

[chomps]

[hums]

Huh.

[hums]

[continues humming]

What time's your shoot?

[Faith] Starts at noon.

Yeah, what time
are you gonna be back?

Probably... nine or so.

It's a nine-hour long
photo shoot?

You know how these models are.

[sighs]

They take three hours in makeup
for ten minutes worth

of still pictures that just get
photoshopped anyways, you know.

Okay, well, if you get a chance,
give me a call

so I know
if I should make dinner or not.

I'll try, but I don't know
if I'll reception or not.

Why wouldn't you have reception?

I don't know, sometimes
my phone has bad reception

when I'm at these things.

We shoot in basements
and weird locations.

Why don't you get
a new phone then?

I don't need a new phone.
I like mine.

But what's the point
in having a phone

if it only works sometimes?

If I wanted a new phone,
I'd get a new phone.

Don't you think
I could figure that out?

If you could figure it out,

then why haven't you
gotten a new one?

I don't know, Alan.

I must be stupid, I guess.

No, no. I didn't say that.

You didn't need to.

Have a great shoot, sweetie.

[cries]

[sighs]

[pop music playing]

Uh!

She's having a bad day.

Yeah, I think this sinks out.

What do you wanna do today?

Breakfast.

I'm hungry, man.

Oh, breakfast sounds good.

You got any cash left?

Ah, got, like, forty bucks.

Forty bucks.

But...

We're running low on cash, man,
we need to get some more money.

Got any big ideas?

Yeah.

We can get jobs.

[both laugh]

[Chief] ♪ Ma n'atu sole ♪

♪ Cchiu' bello, oi ne' ♪

♪ 'O sole mio ♪

♪ Sta 'nfronte a te ♪

Yo, good morning, bud.

Simmons, what's going on man?

What are you working on?

Is there any new case files
this morning?

To be honest, I have no idea.

I'm doing one of those things
where my eyes

are bouncing around
from section to section

without actually
reading anything.

You ever think about taking
week off or something, man?

I mean look at you.

-You're tired as shit.
-Yeah.

Well, I'm absolutely dead.

That's the job, isn't it?

Ever occur to you that maybe

you could get more work done
if you could, you know,

think straight?

I think I'm past that point.

You know, there's a lot
of serial killers

that say some shit
exactly like that.

That sound like
an insanity defense, man.

[sighs]

I think
Faith's having an affair.

Oh, shit. Are you serious?

Yeah.

What happened?

She's always going
on these long photoshoots.

She's vague about where she's
going, never calls from work.

We haven't had sex in months.

Okay, man, I don't need
to know any of that shit.

I just think
she's seeing someone.

All right, look--

I'll tell you what, man.

[chuckles]

You find out who this dude is...

[chuckles]

I'll make sure
he never goes near her again.

Oh, yeah?

Bro,

you zap a man's nuts
with a stun gun...

Woo!

You get the fucking message,
you heard me?

Yeah.

That'll do the trick.

Appreciate the help, man.

Look here, brother.

Put your ring back on.

[ring jingles]

[door chime]

[sighs]

So nice and cozy in here.

[sighs]

What are you gonna get?

[sighs]
I'm gonna get pancakes, bro.

I'm hungry.

[sighs]

What are you getting?

Pan-freaking-cakes.

[both laugh]

Hey, guys, can I start you off
with something to drink?

Listen, we're just gonna
get like-- like, um..

Like a huge plate of pancakes.

Okay. How many?

Just, like, a ton.

What, like, four each
would be good, do you think?

Babe, if that's a ton,
four each would be great.

-Yeah, no dude.
-Okay.

Thank you.

You think you could OD on Tums?

I keep taking them, my stomach
keeps cramping, and I just--

Oh.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Do you know who that is?

Don't look, don't look,
don't look.

Who?

That's Morgan fucking Freeman.

-[laughs]
-No way.

Yeah way.

Waitress, waitress!

Is that who I think
it is over there?

I don't know.
Who do you think that is?

Are you kidding me?

You've seen action classics
like The Equalizer,

Book of Eli, Fences?

No.

That's Mr. Morgan Freeman.

Guy with the mustache?

Yeah, exactly.

Okay.

Just trust me,
that's the master himself.

Sure.

These pancakes look badass, bro.

Oh, yeah, they look really good,
but I can't eat

until I know for certain

whether that is
Alonzo Harris himself...

[whispering] ...sitting
ten feet from us.

Should we go ask him?

Morgan!

Bro.

Shh.

Morgan Freeman!

Oh, I bet
he's just hanging out there,

acting all cool, all right?

So no one ask him
for an autograph.

But that shit
is not gonna stop me.

[laughs]

[whispering] Hey.

[whispering] Uh...

Excuse me, Mr. Freeman, I just--

What?

Just gotta let you know
I think you're just

an all-American badass
action hero.

I don't know what
you're talking--

Mr. Freeman, I--
I don't wanna bother you, man,

I just wanna-- I just wanna--
I just want to pay my respects.

-No, I--
-It's okay, dude, it's okay.

-No, no, no--
-It's okay, I know.

Shh.

I know.

Namaste from me to you.

Tea?

Seriously?

[laughs]

[laughs]

Enjoy your breakfast.

I have determined
that without a doubt

that is Morgan Freeman.

[Stu laughs]

Did he say any of his lines?

No man.

He was acting all coy,

pretend he didn't know
what I was talking about.

[Floyd] Maybe it wasn't him.

[Stu] Just trust me, it was him.

I'll bet you a pancake
that it wasn't.

How you plan on proving that?

"This is CNN."

Watch and learn, bitch.

Go for it.

-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.

Uh-Huh.

Don't you move.

I'm right here, man.

Don't go anywhere.

Sorry, man.

Wow.

Well, thank you, Mr. Glenn.

[chuckles]
You just got me a free pancake.

Suck this dude.

Motherfucker, yeah.

Did you get a donation?

Good.

Yeah, hold-- hold on.

I think this
belongs to you, sir.

Oh.

Thank you.

Yeah.

You owe me a pancake, bro.

Oh, yeah? Where's your proof?

Right here.

That is not Morgan Freeman,
my simple-minded friend.

Oh, shit.

Shit.

Shit. I thought
it was him this time.

Pay up, bitch.

Well, here's the thing,
I thought I was gonna win,

so ate mine, and I thought
you were gonna owe me,

so I ate yours, too.

That's fucked up, bro.

Super uncool.
I apologize, brother.

Very uncool.

[grunts]

Friends?

No cookies for you tonight.

[mysterious music playing]

Okay, I guess you're all set.

-Thank you so much.
-You're welcome.

-You have a great day.
-Thank you.

Sir, I can take you now.

-Hello.
-Hi, how are you today?

-Very well, thank you.
-What may I do for you?

Um, I would need
to take out some cash.

Sure. Do you have
a withdrawal slip?

Uh, no, I don't.

Well, you'll need
to fill one out.

Ah, yes.

Um, Anna...

-Anna, right?
-Uh-huh.

Anna, you seem
like a smart girl.

Um, I was wondering
if it was possible

that we could do this
in a different way.

You see, I don't have
an account here per se.

Oh, I'm sorry, sir, but if you
don't have an account here,

you can't make a withdrawal.

Yes, well, you see,
I was wondering

if there was
another way around that.

Um, you know what?
Actually there is.

Um, would you just
give me a moment, please?

Thank you so, so much.
Thank you.

Jolly good, jolly good.

Okay.

[police car sirens wailing]

[horns honking]

Oh, dear Lord.

[cries]

Hey.

What are you doing?

[gasps]

Don't come any closer.

[engine stops]

Okay, I've stopped.
I've stopped. I've stopped.

Can you at least answer me?

I think I should figure out
what you're doing.

I'm just getting
a better look at the freeway.

Okay.

I mean--

I mean, there's
better ways to do that.

I mean, you could use the car

or you can walk along the street

or, you know--

Would you shut up?

Okay, yeah.
Maybe we could try that.

What's your name?

Morgan.

Morgan.

Hi, I'm Glenn.

Glenn Kloase.

Your name is Glenn Close,
like the actress?

[Glenn] Yeah, yeah.

[laughs]

I spell it K-L- You know what?
It doesn't really matter.

Just call me Glenn.

I saw 101 Dalmatians
with my little nephew.

It was awful.

You know,
I didn't get to see that one,

but I heard
it wasn't that great.

I'm kind of a cinephile,
you know?

I don't really like remakes.

I think they get lost
in the translation, you know?

I just-- I don't know, I just--

I think you should just
leave, Glenn.

That's not really
an option now, is it?

Why not? Just drive away.

Well, we're
pretty much friends now.

I mean, we're
on a first-name basis

and we've talked about movies
and, well,

if I go home now, then I'll be
on the Google search

looking for you, you know,
wondering what happened.

I mean,

I'm in a very awkward position
now, Morgan, because of you.

I didn't do anything to you.

You're the one
who stopped your car, not me.

I hate to be sarcastic,

but if you didn't want
people to see you,

then you could have picked
a less public spot, you know?

Are you really
fucking with me right now?

No, no, no, no, no.
Sorry, sorry. It just--

You know, I guess I'm--
I'm just reacting strangely

because of the situation,
you know?

I mean, I've never had to deal
with anything like this before.

Would you just stop talking?

Okay. Yeah, sorry. Sorry.

[Morgan pants]

Where are you from?

Oh, my God.

[grunts]

You know what?

Why don't you just
come down from there, huh? Yeah?

I mean, I just feel bad
for it for my sake, and then--

I mean, if you jump
in front of me,

then I'm gonna be scarred
for life.

You know,
I'll get, like, an ulcer

and I'll have nightmares

and I'll get diabetes and--

I mean, it'd just be better
if you were just to come down

off-- off the...

you know.

I don't know
what's better anymore.

Well, why don't you come down

and we'll talk about it.

I really think
you should just go.

How about this?

I make you deal.

You talk to me about whatever
it is that's going wrong,

and if it's really
as bad as you say it is,

then I'll drive you back here

and I will push you
over the bridge myself.

[laughs]

How about that?

Can we do that instead?

Okay, walk me through this
once more.

He comes to the counter,
he threatens you and--

No, no,
he never threatened really.

Okay, then what did he say?

Well, he came up and he was
smiling the whole time

and then he had
this great British accent.

So, he said
he didn't have an account,

but he wanted
to withdraw money anyway.

And then I told him
I really couldn't help him.

So then he unzipped his jacket,
and there was the bomb.

How do you know it was a bomb?

I've not seen one up close,

but it looked
just like the bombs on TV.

How so?

It had sticks of dynamite
strapped to his chest

and then there were
wires everywhere.

I mean, you know,
like, in Looney Tunes.

You know, the Road Runner
and the Coyote.

It was like that.

He had a cartoon bomb
strapped to him?

It looked like the bombs
that are in cartoons.

I mean, it wasn't animated
or anything.

Okay.

Just tell me what he said after
he showed you the-- whatever.

No. And in fact, he never
mentioned the bomb.

All he did was unzip his jacket
and show the top of the bomb.

In fact,
he was really very polite.

He just asked for the money
and continued to be so polite.

-Polite?
-Yeah.

I mean really friendly,
actually.

I mean, he kept complimenting me

and telling me
what a good job I was doing.

Couldn't have been friendlier.

Well, except
for that robbing me thing.

Right,
except for that minor detail.

And then you gave him the money?

I did give him the money.

He just asked for the 75 grand,
and of course I gave it to him

because he had
a bomb strapped to him.

I mean, what am I gonna do?

I didn't wanna
get blown up or anything.

Oh, no,
you weren't feeling that today.

No. And you know what else?

Whenever they show money
on TV or movies,

they make it so much bigger
than it actually is.

So, so you know,
ten grand is only this big.

So that means
when he walked out,

you know, with 75,000 dollars,

he could have put it
in two pockets easily.

Yeah, and that's about where
my patience level is.

You gave him the money,

he walked out,
and that was it, right?

You got that right.

I'm sorry about all that.

It's really okay.

I didn't have much to do
today anyway.

You know, I was standing there
for two minutes

before you showed up.

No one stopped.

Two minutes doesn't seem
like that long.

Two minutes can seem
like a lifetime.

So, you wanna tell me
what was going on?

Not really.

Oh, come on.
I thought we had a deal.

You can't just break
a promise like that.

It's just that someone
I cared about turned out to be

a different person
than I thought they were.

And?

And what?

Is that it?

You broke up with someone
so you wanted to die?

I didn't just break up
with someone.

I had put more into it
than anything,

and then they just changed
all of a sudden.

I never felt
that betrayed before.

You know, that's life, you know?

I mean, sometimes you have
to learn the hard way

and then
you're better off for it.

I don't mean to sound
like a bitch,

but have you ever dated
anyone before?

What's that supposed to mean?

Because if you've ever
dated anyone,

if you've ever been
in a relationship,

you know that all of that talk
is complete bullshit.

Of course, I've dated before.

Well, that stuff
doesn't translate

into real relationships.

When you love someone,
you put everything you have

into it, and when they
shut you down, just--

[sighs]

Believe me, listening to someone
tell you that you're better off

when you're at your weakest
doesn't help.

Okay.

[sighs]

Then again, jumping off a bridge

probably wouldn't help
either, so...

Thank you.

Anytime.

I hope you, uh...

Yeah, you know what I mean.

Is that it?

Nice.

So, are you gonna be all right?
I mean, to be alone.

Yeah, I'll be fine.

That was done before.

I just think I wanted to know

that someone would actually
stop for me.

That's a good thing
I drove by, then.

Yeah.

Do you wanna grab a coffee
or something?

What, now?

Yeah, if you want to.

Uh...

I was in the--

Right now isn't really
the best time for me.

I was kind of in the middle
of something when I saw you.

Yeah, that's fine.

It's probably stupid anyways.

Wait, wait, wait,
hold on, hold on, hold on.

[sighs]

I've never met anybody
in my whole life,

but listen,

if you need anything at all,
I want you to call me, okay?

You don't have to do that.

I know, but hey,
what could it hurt?

All right.

Well, I'll see you, Glenn.

Thanks.

Keep your head up, Morgan.

[indistinct
police radio chatter]

[dialing tone]

Come on, answer
your goddamn phone, Faith.

Oh, oh, looks like
the pig's getting ghosted.

-Hey, not today, kid.
-Fucking pig.

[both laugh]

You need to get laid, bro.

[both laugh]

[both laugh]

See, now this is happening.

Hey, whoa, whoa. No, hey, hey.

That's what happens
when you talk shit, bro.

[Chief sings opera song]

They attacked me.

They said they're gonna
hit me over the head

with a skateboard

and they called me
some pretty degrading names.

Uh-huh, well,

listen, Alan, you know
that you can talk to me.

I'm not just your chief,
I'm your friend.

You know that, right?

Right. Yeah, I'm fine.
But thanks.

You know, you don't always
have to play the tough guy.

Sometimes you could be human.

Chief, listen,

I lost my temper today.
That's it.

-That's all there is to it.
-But it's not just today.

See, we both know that.

You are not the same
since you got shot, okay?

Let's not sugarcoat it,
let's tell it like it is.

You're not the same.

Jesus Christ.

How many times
do I have to say this?

I did the song and dance,

I went through
court-ordered therapy

and I got cleared.

I'm good, okay?

It's over now. I am good.

You know that the kids
didn't file a complaint

because they're scared to,
right?

But that's not the way
it's gonna be every time.

All right?

Be careful.

I don't know
what else to say, chief.

-I lost my temper and I'm sorry.
-And get out.

Sucks man.
Signal's weak or something.

The Wi-Fi is weak as hell here.

Should we move
closer to the house, bro?

We can't move
closer to the house.

We move in closer to the house,

they're gonna know
we're stealing their Wi-Fi.

We're running out
of neighborhoods.

Everybody's catching
on to this fucking thing.

All right,
there's something at least.

[reporter] And in breaking news

coming from
the Dawes Savings Bank,

the police have just released
security footage

from a robbery
from earlier in the day.

Now here is surveillance footage recorded by the bank's cameras.

The suspect
has yet to be identified,

but police are asking...

- anyone with information--
-[Stu] Oh.

Dude.

Check it out.

What?

It's Morgan Freeman
robbing a bank.

Nice.
I think I've seen this movie.

No, it's not a movie, man.

This is news.

Why would Morgan Freeman
be robbing a bank?

He's rich.

No man, Morgan Freeman,
from this morning,

the dude
from the breakfast place.

Oh, yeah.

Wait, that reminds me you still
owe me a pancake for that shit.

Would you just pay attention?

The guy from the breakfast place
robbed a bank.

We're witnesses.

Hell yeah, bro.

What does that mean?

Oh, shit. Dude, think.

Just--

Oh, fuck, I think I got it.

Okay, now the pretty lady
in the news

says no one knows
who this guy really is, right?

-Right.
-Yeah, but we know who he is.

-We do?
-Yes, you my friend.

You, my clever friend.

You took his ID to prove
to me that he was not in fact

screen legend Morgan Freeman,

but we know who he is
and no one else does.

Oh.

Should we call
the cops or something?

Well, yeah, we should call
the cops or something,

but we're not gonna call
the cops

'cause I got a better idea.

We're gonna confront this guy

and we're gonna
get a bribe out of him.

[laughs]

So, what you're saying is

we exploit a felony
for our own good.

Exactly.

Yes.

[laughs]

There's something wrong
about that,

but at the same time,

it's right,
because we need the money.

Yeah, now we're gonna do
like a, um...

We're gonna do like a stakeout.

That's what they call
in the movies, right? Stakeout?

-Yeah, right, right.
-Right.

Let operation "Get Money
from Fake Morgan Freeman"

commence!

Phish!

See you bright and early...

Glenn Kloase.

[laughs]

It's Glenn Kloase.

It's Glenn Kloase.

[laughs]

My God. How could I miss it?
It's Glenn Kloase.

Hi.

Hey. Didn't know
you were gonna be home so early.

Dinner's not quite ready yet.

That's fine.
I need to change first anyways.

-[sighs]
-You've been smoking?

What do you mean?

You smell like cigarettes.

I-- I don't know.

Must've been
from the photo shoot.

What do you mean?

Mm.

I mean we're using
smoke machines

and all sorts of things.

-Yeah?
-I don't know.

Oh, wow.

What are you using
smoke machines for?

Uh, something to do with a model

being on top of a cloud,
I don't know.

None of these sets
makes sense to me.

I just point and shoot.

Can I-- can I see
some of your shots from today?

Why?

I just wanna see your work.

I love seeing you work.

Oh, well,

I'll have to show you
another time

'cause I left the camera
at the studio.

Do you always leave it
at the studio?

I don't know, Alan.

Sometimes I do,
sometimes I don't.

What's the matter
with all the questions tonight?

Nothing, not at all.

I'm just--

Just curious. Never mind.

Chicken looks good.

[doorbell rings]

[doorbell rings repeatedly]

Jesus, I didn't think
you were gonna answer.

What are you doing here?

How did you figure out
where I live?

Well, I was just going for a run

and I saw your car
in the driveway.

Why don't you come in?

By the way,
I think I broke your doorbell.

[gasps]

Can I offer you a C--
Oh, never mind.

So-- so what, can I--

Hold on.

Okay, good pulse.
I'm sorry, what?

I was just asking
why are you here.

I told you, I was running by

and I saw your car
in the driveway.

Is that a crime?

Do you wanna know
something crazy?

Probably not.

I knew that was your car
because of the license plate.

Hmm.

567MAF.

Those are my initials.

Is that right?

Can I tell you something
without freaking you out?

It's kind of loaded question.

[sighs]

I think it's fate that we met.

-Fate?
-Uh-huh.

Fate, destiny,
whatever you want to call it.

Hmm.

You think that some kind
of divine intervention

made us cross paths?

Don't make fun of me.

Just hear me out.

What do you think it would
have taken for you and I

to end up on that bridge
at the same moment like that?

I don't know.

So, maybe some kind
of intersecting schedules?

Just think of every action you'd
ever made in your entire life,

everything from tying your shoe
to stopping at a stop sign

to taking a shower.

Everything you've ever done

has taken up
a certain amount of time.

And all of those actions led to
you and me

being on that bridge

at the exact same time we did.

Do you really think
that's a coincidence?

Kind of, yeah.

You literally
saved my life today.

We didn't just brush past
each other on the sidewalk

or bump into each other
in the McDonald's,

we crossed paths

at the single
most critical moment of my life.

That can't be a coincidence.

Okay. So, say you're right.

Just say it's fate.

What's the point?

Why do you need to live?

No, oh God, no, I didn't mean--

I didn't mean it that way.

I'm sorry.

No, what I meant--

I mean,

if something brought me to you

to save your life,
then there must be

some kind of higher purpose
for it, right?

Like, are we gonna find
a cure for cancer or...

save a bus
full of nuns or something?

-I mean--
-I don't know yet.

But it has to be something.

So, what do we do now?

I don't know.

We could see what's on TV.

No, no, I mean-- I mean,

like, shouldn't we let
the planets kind of align

or, I don't know,
let the universe figure it out

in a kind of whoa
kind of way kind of thing?

No, we should watch Lifetime

and try to learn more
about each other

so we can figure out
why we were brought together.

I don't know how to work this.

[suspenseful music]

[Chief singing opera]

Hey, how are we coming
on the surveillance footage?

Just started
maybe two minutes ago.

-You need some help?
-Sure. Pull up a seat.

Yeah, no, that was way more of
an empty gesture than anything.

-I'm not about to--
-Always helping, Simmons.

-Thanks.
-Right.

-[yawns]
-You all right man?

-Yeah, I'm fine.

[yawns]

I'm just tired.

[sighs]

Everything good
with you and the chief?

Yeah, we're good.

He's just being high and mighty.

He says I'm--
He thinks I'm dealing

with some sort of PTSD bullshit
or something.

Look, man, I don't mean to pry
or nothing but...

you sure there ain't
something to that?

Fucking serious?

Look, all I'm saying is getting
shot can fuck with you, man.

Look, there's
nothing wrong with that.

This is how it is.

Look, I don't need therapy,

time off or to talk
about my fucking feelings.

I just need everyone
to get off my ass about it.

Yeah, clearly you're fine, yeah.

Yeah.

I am. I'm-- I'm cool.

-Right.
-I'm fine.

I'm gonna catch
up with you later on.

Later.

[mysterious music playing]

[Alan] No.

No.

Son of a bitch.

No.

Oh, fuck.

Son of a bitch.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Okay, uh...

Okay, this one is my fault.

Uh-huh, that's nice.

You trying to make
an asshole out of me

or you're the asshole,
which one of us is it?

-Neither, sir.
-Yeah.

What did I tell you
about glass houses?

Uh...

-A lot of things.
-Yeah.

Listen, whatever is happening
in your person life,

do not bring it here.

If you can't master your rage,
your rage is gonna master you.

What am I, Mr. Miyagi?
What is this?

Listen, Alan, sort it out.

-Yes, sir.
-Okay? Just sort it out.

[police car sirens
wailing on TV]

[gasps]

[moans]

[moans]

-Oh.
-[yawns]

-Oh, my God.
-[yawns]

I'm sorry,
I didn't mean to stay over.

I think we passed out watching
those Lifetime epics

somewhere between [indistinct]

and one
about the family of dwarfs.

[yawns]

You know,
this is a really cool house.

Uh-huh.

I didn't notice how nice
it was in the dark last night.

What is it you do again?
For a living, I mean?

I-- I dabble in a few things.

Like what?

Uh...

Finance, banking occasionally.

There's a lot of money in there?

Yeah,
depending on how you do it.

Do you have work today?

No, not today.

Why not?

I-- I--

I don't have to work right now.

You're retired?

[sighs] Well...

You could say that,
yeah, say I'm retired.

I only work when I have to.

-Oh, nice.
-Yeah, yeah.

Well, I should probably
get going.

I didn't mean to stay.

Oh, so you stopped by,
you broke my doorbell,

you passed out on my couch
and now you just wanna leave?

Fate.

Blow some on my face.

[inhales]

[coughs]

Oh, okay.

So what do you want me
to type again?

Type in "How to extort someone."

[Floyd] How to extort someone.

[Stu] Yeah.

[both laugh]

Oh, there is a lot
of shit on this shit.

Scroll down, scroll down.
Scroll down.

Wait, wait, wait there,
wait there, wait there.

Okay.

Extortion 101 by Great69.

Oh, that looks
like a blog or something.

What, do you think
the government's gonna have

websites on how
to extort someone?

This is going off the grid, man.

We're going into the dark web
of the shit of the shit.

Okay, so it says here,

"To extort someone

you must be able to prove

they did something,

and you must have col--"

[Stu] Col--

L--

That's Spanish.

-Oh, I don't know.
-Wait.

-Collateral.
-[Stu] Yeah.

Ha. Do we have?

Yeah, yeah, we got his license.

Oh, okay. All right.
So, we got step one.

Okay, step two says,

"Go to guilty party..."

[laughs]

"Request money in exchange
for your silence."

Okay. Then what?

-That's it.
-That's it?

There's only two steps
to extorting.

Holy shit.

-So, I guess we go to him...
-Yeah.

Say, "We know you did it,"

and he gives us the money.

We should've been extorting
people long ago.

Yeah.

Long ago.

[sighs]

[mysterious music playing]

See you soon.

[Victorian music playing]

[slurps]

[sighs]

According to the website,

we got to tell this dude
we have some shit on him.

So how do we tell Glenn
we know he robbed the bank?

Well, we go talk to him.

No.

Man, how do we get to him?

I mean, we don't wanna
talk to him just yet.

[sighs]

Oh...

Why don't we write
a letter or something?

Boy, now you're talking.

-Nice.
-[laughs]

Just grab his license
to see where he lives.

Shit. I don't know
where that came from.

All right, then.

[laughs]

I'm not as dumb as I look.

[laughs]

Shut the door!

Shut the door!
What, did you grow up in a barn?

Okay, so what can you tell me
about the other day at the bank?

Poker.

I'm sorry?

I love poker. I really do.

Oh that-- that's
why I was at the bank.

I-- I took out about
all the money I have.

Okay. Can we just--

Tournament's tomorrow.

Huge tournament.

And let me tell you,
I really need to win this one.

Can we just stay on point here?

Yeah, I need you to focus, okay?

My mom just passed.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that,

but I have to ask
you these questions.

She didn't leave me with much.

But she left me her house.

That's why I need
to win this tournament,

to keep the house and--

and to pay off some debts,
you know?

You know, I've been reading
tips online

from professionals, you know,

so I really think
I have an edge this time.

You know, if I don't win
this one, I'm--

I'm dead.

[Alan] Well...

Well, I'm sure you'll do great.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, sounds like a sure thing.

[chuckles]

Okay.

What can you tell me
about what you saw?

What I saw?

Yeah, I'll tell you what I saw.

I saw a red-blooded American
taking what's his.

Excuse me?

I saw a man welcomed
to a government building

and give a big old fuck-you
to all you kind of people

who will be putting us down
all day.

I'm sorry, I don't know
what you're talking about.

[laughs]

I'm talking about you
and yours taking what's ours

by way of your taxes
and other taxes,

property taxes.

I mean, it's criminal
the way you damn politicians

can think you can
screw over a little guy

just for the hell of it
and get away with it.

Well, not anymore, brother,

because we are about
to come upon

and take over
all you fascist pigs.

Listen, I don't know what
the fuck you're talking about,

but I just wanna stick
to the bank, all right?

Fuck the bank.

I don't keep my money
in no damn bank.

I keep my money under mattress
the way God intended.

Well, then what were
you doing at the bank?

Why were you at the bank, cop?

I was investigating the robbery.

Well, whoopty fuckin' doo.
Give this man a medal.

[laughs]

Oh, your time's up, pig,
cause we're draining the swamp,

and you ain't gonna be able
to come up at us no more ever.

All of them illegal firearms,

they're gonna be strapped
to my side 24/7, brother.

You can count on it.

Hell, we'll take it back
to America for the people.

You have no intention in telling
me about what you saw, do you?

No fucking way.

James Patterson.

What can you tell me about--

[laughs]

What?

[sighs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

Is there a problem?

[man laughs]

What? What is it?

[tense music playing]

Are you all right?

We're not getting
much so far, chief.

And the guys at the bank
didn't give us much to go on.

Hopefully, these interviews
will get us somewhere.

So, keep at it, you know.

[groaning]

What the hell? Dude. Grab him.

[groaning]

This is getting
fucking ridiculous.

Yeah, I know, uh, I...

I don't have an excuse
for this one, actually.

You realize I should fire you.
You know that, right?

I really prefer you didn't, sir.

If he had pressed charges,

do you know what kind
of a shit storm

would have come down
on this department?

I don't even
want to talk about it.

Yeah, I do and I'm sorry.

You know
why he's not pressing charges?

Um...

I have an idea.

Because you threatened
to eat his grandmother's heart.

-Yeah.
-What a guy.

You are on the thinnest of ice,
you understand?

Anything happens now

breaks the ice right away
and you're out of here.

And I can't protect you anymore.

You're on extra probation
as of now.

Uh...

What does that entail, sir?

I don't know, I just made it up.

Just don't fuck up again,
all right?

I've said this to you
enough times,

you should finally
get the message.

You screw up again, you're out.
I can't hold it anymore for you.

Yeah.

-This why we're here.
-Yeah, we're right there.

-Go.
-All right.

-Go.
-Give me five.

-Go.
-Okay.

Go!

[whispering] Come on, come on,
come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

Nice work, man.

Thank you.

All right, now we
gotta sit back and watch.

Like a Mexican superhero.
That was great.

Lucha libre.

Duck!

"Dear Glenn Kloase,

We know what you did.

Does the Dawes Saving Bank
ring any bells?

It should,

because while
we were eating pancakes,

you were busy robbing it.

Didn't think we'd know
about your plan, did you?

Well, think again, Kimosabe,

because now we have begun
with the upper hand.

Tomorrow you will meet us
at the Loaded Strip Club

and provide us
with 35,000 dollars

in exchange for our silence.

Be there at noon.
The strip club on Arland Street.

If you go to the one
on Highland Street,

we will not be there.

You have been warned
about our location.

We will be sitting in the back
drinking Shirley Temples.

Do not be tardy.

Yours truly,

Mr. X and The Crow."

Oh, shit. He took the bait.

Shit, yeah.

Yeah, it actually worked.

[laugh]

Great minds do great things,
my friend,

and so do we.

Oh, shit.

I was surprised that you called

after the way
we left things before.

You know you really hurt me.

Did you even hear what I said?

I heard you.

I mean, you really hurt me.

I never felt like that before.

You really gotta stop
taking things so seriously.

Why are you doing this?

Doing what?

[Morgan] Trying to avoid
anything real?

I'm not avoiding it.

There's nothing real to avoid.

I don't know how many times
I can tell you that.

I can't believe you.

I can't believe
you are still doing this.

What do you expect from me?

I am married, I have a husband.
Do you get that?

I don't give a shit about him.

If he was any kind of man,

you wouldn't need me
to satisfy you.

[snorts] Well, come on.

-Why are you running from this?
-I am not running from anything.

I just like
to have fun sometimes.

That's it.

How long has this been going on?

Fifteen months? Sixteen?

Do you really think
there's nothing to that?

Am I even the only one?

Jesus.

How many more have there been?
Huh?

You know, just because your life
is a complete sham

doesn't mean
you have to make mine one, too.

You're right,

you're doing a great job
with that on your own.

Fuck you!

You are a piece of shit.

[scream]

[groaning]

[groaning]

Oh, fuck.

Oh, you little--

[screaming]

[groaning]

[panting]

Lying little cunt.

Get off me psycho bitch!

[grunts]

[screams]

Oh, my God!

[panting]

You're fucking crazy.

[pants]

Mark my words,

you are gonna get yours one day.

[Faith pants] You're crazy.

[grunts]

[screams]

[evil laugh]

[Faith] Fuck you!

You are a waste of life.

Fuck. Fuck! Fuck!

[sighs] Bitch.

[cell phone rings]

Yeah?

[Morgan cries]

Hello?

Who is this?

[Morgan] Hi, Glenn.

Morgan?

What's going on? What's wrong?

[Morgan] I did a stupid thing,
Glenn.

Wait a sec.

You're not
on the bridge, are you?

[Morgan] Can I come by? I don't
wanna be alone right now.

So...

had a couple of thoughts
about tomorrow.

Hit me with it.

[sighs]

Well...

I was doing a--

a little bit of prep work

and I was watching
The Departed.

And, one, Matt Damon has
a much better Boston accent

in Good Will Hunting,

and, two, and when he does
this sort of thing, he has guns.

So, what you're saying is

we should do fake
Boston accents and carry guns?

Yeah, the gun thing
was the main takeaway.

The Boston accent thing is
more of a general observation.

[sighs]

You remember
what happened to Matt Damon

at the end of the movie?

Yeah.

He got his face shot off.

Yeah, his shit
was splattered everywhere.

Yeah, I don't wanna
get my face shot off.

Let's-- I say we don't use guns.

I don't want
my face shot off either.

Oh, man,
Matt Damon got fucked up.

Poor Matt Damon.

Hi, sweetie.

Holy shit.

Alan, you scared me.

[pants]

How was your night?

Fine.

What the hell are you doing
sitting in the dark?

Oh...

We both have
a lot of questions, don't we?

[Faith pants]

What are you talking about?

You know what I'm talking about,
you little sneaky devil you.

Oh, my God, you smell
like you showered in whiskey.

You know, when the cat's away,

the mice will drink
the waiting alcohol.

You are making me
very nervous right now.

Oh, I am?

Wait.

Is it because maybe I'm
being vague?

Or is it that--

that it seems like
I'm hiding something from you?

You are literally making
no sense.

[chuckles]

How about we cut
the bullshit, Faith?

What are you talking about?

Maybe I'm talking about the fact

that you're fucking
some other guy.

And don't pretend
like you don't know

what I'm talking about,

because I searched it online,

and I know
fucking what you're doing.

I am not doing anything.
I am not.

You are fucking another guy.

You need to go to bed.

-No. I think--
-You need to go to bed.

No! I think you need
to stop fucking other people.

If you don't calm down--

You're gonna do what?
You're gonna call the police?

Well, guess what?
I'm the police.

Here I am.

-You wanna know the truth?
-Yeah, sure.

-The real truth?
-Yeah, go ahead.

I am confused, Alan!

I am so fucking confused
about everything!

Ever since I was a kid,

I've known things
were different for me.

All my-- all my friends
were talking about boys,

and I didn't give a shit

because I was not
interested in boys.

I was the edgy photographer
with blue hair

rebelling against my parents
and going against the grain

just for the hell of it.

Because I felt different.

And I didn't think
anyone understood me.

[sighs]

I didn't like boys.

And I didn't know
what that meant

so I buried it away
and I tortured myself

every fucking day pretending
to be someone I wasn't.

I was not interested
in a boy until you.

But it didn't matter,
because you were exciting

and you said
all the right things

and you made me feel safe.

[sighs] You made me feel safe.

That's what it was.

And it didn't make sense,

it wasn't something I'd ever
felt before but--

But it didn't matter,

because you made me
feel protected and...

that's all that mattered.

I loved you for that, Alan.

And I still do.

But something's gotta change.

Uh...

Ever since you got hurt,
you're not the same anymore.

-Uh, come on.
-[Faith] You are not.

You're always mad.
You don't talk to me anymore.

You don't notice me.

[Alan sighs]

You haven't been you, baby.

All the things I loved
about you have changed.

You have to see that.

Please.

I just want things to go back,
to change back.

I know we can get back
to that place.

Uh-huh.

You just need to try.

You need to let me back in.

I wanna help you.

I wanna help us.

Uh-huh.

Oh, baby!

[chuckles]

Is that true?

About...

About who you really are.

I never told anyone.

I felt ashamed.

No.

No.

No.

What do you mean no?

I mean no.

No, you're not a goddamn dyke.

You are such a fucking liar.

You expect me to believe
that shit, huh?

I know what you like.

I know how you scream
when we fuck.

I know everything
that gets you off,

and now you're gonna tell me
that you're a fucking lesbian?

Bullshit!

I know that you're
just fucking another guy.

You're such a fucking prick!

You think you're goddamn king
because you are--

I am the king.

You wanna blame someone?
Blame yourself.

You pushed me away
with your goddamn god complex.

-Cut the bullshit!
-Shut up!

I tried so hard
to love you, Alan.

You have no idea.

You are impossible.

Where are you going?
What are you gonna do?

You gonna go get laid
by someone else?

Yeah, I'm going go back
to my car,

I'll go somewhere
and I'm gonna go to get fucked!

Yeah, you're gonna get fucked?

-Yeah, yeah.
-Is that what you're gonna do?

-Are you kidding me?
-Alan.

You think
I wouldn't find out, babe?

That this is the car.

This is it.
This is your fuck mobile.

The ride that you go
to get laid in.

Ah, shit, Faith.

I mean the least I could do
as your husband

is detail it for you.

I mean, like this spot
right here, I could--

-Wait.
-[car alarm goes off]

-I missed that spot here?
-Al--

Alan, please.

-[Alan] I missed a spot?
-Stop.

How about this, Faith?

-And this?
-Stop.

-How about this?
-Stop, stop!

-Stop, please.
-[police car siren wailing]

Stop? Stop what? Stop.

Hi, hey.

Uh...

I have everything
under control here.

I'm on the job, okay?

Thanks.

And then I left her at the motel
and I called you and...

[sighs]

Here I am.

You're a lesbian?

Is that really
so hard to believe?

No, no.

I mean, I just--

[chuckles]

You are a lesbian.

I don't know.
It's not that earth-shattering.

Yeah, that's
gonna agitate my asthma.

Whatever.

You know
what's really messed up?

What?

I've only known you
for a couple of days,

and I'm happier around you
than I am anyone else.

Yeah?

Yeah.

That's pretty bad
for you then, ain't it?

Oh, shut up!

So, you're a lesbian.

I don't know, I guess so.

[sighs]

-Today.
-[Glenn]

That actually
makes me very happy.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

Okay

I've--

I've had a lot of
platonic female friends, right?

And I've known girls
that were friends,

but they always saw me
as too goofy

and they thought my goofiness

was like an awkward
pickup attempt.

I never even thought
that you might be hitting on me.

Well, that's very good,

because you're not my type
anyways.

Oh, yeah?

Why not?

Well, besides the fact
that you're a lesbian?

-Yeah, besides that.
-Well...

-You're totally insane.
-Oh!

I like my women to be, like,
a little bit more grounded

than what you're putting out.

You know,
I hate that I like you.

-Yeah?
-Yeah.

I thought so.

In all honesty...

[laughs]

I mean, are you sure
you're okay?

I mean, seriously,
do you need anything?

I'm fine.

She'll have to pay someday.

You know, you're a lot
more vindictive than you let on.

I'm full of surprises.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Um, just don't touch
anything, okay?

-Where are you going?
-To the bathroom.

Shake hands with an old friend.

[laughs]

[sighs]

You know this whole--

Where did you get that?

Cookie jar.

[Glenn sighs]

Why did you look
in my cookie jar?

I like cookies.

Uh...

That note--

That's a joke some friends
were playing on me.

You don't have any friends.

I lied.

I have two friends.

-Mr. X and the...
-The Crow?

Yeah, yeah, The Crow.

I can't believe that was you.

Oh, don't be so ridiculous.

Oh, this makes so much sense.

That's why you have money.

That's why you
don't have to work.

That's why you don't
tell me anything about yourself.

This is so cool!
You're a banker robber!

No, Morgan.
Please don't believe that.

I don't rob banks, I--

Wait.

You think that's cool?

Yeah.

That's so badass!

I'm sorry, I'm not quite sure
what you're saying.

I saw all the news reports
about this thing.

You just walked in,
you walked out,

nobody got hurt or anything.

-I was so impressed by that.
-Huh.

I knew it wasn't a bad guy
that robbed that bank.

I'm so confused
it's not even funny.

Well, I don't expect you
to understand this, but...

My--

My entire life

I've been surrounding
myself with bad people.

Huh.

I don't mean murderers
or rapists or anything,

but people with a very
questionable set of ethics.

You, you're just a regular guy
who happens to rob banks.

You break the law,
but you're not a bad guy.

It's not like you're mugging
people on the street

or stealing
from someone's pockets, right?

Right.

I mean, I know it's not right
in the traditional sense, but...

You're just different.

You don't hurt people.

After everything
that I've been through,

I think there's a million things
worse than what you do.

Okay.

I think that I've just been sold
on fate,

Morgan.

I told you so!

[sings opera]

What do you want?

Sit down.

I gotta talk to you.

What'd I tell you, Alan?

I know.

I, uh...

Just let me explain.

I'm just too worn out for this.
No more of that, please.

Okay.

Chief, I was drunk,

my wife's having an affair,

and I just--

[sighs]

I'm sorry to hear that.

I really am,
but you've gone too far.

I know, I know. I did, okay?

And I lost it and I just--

-I lashed out.
-Yeah, I read the report.

I'd say you
definitely lashed out.

You were found beating
a car to death with a--

I'm sorry.

Oh, boy!

How about this?
-[car alarm breaks off]

Stop, stop!
-Stop? Stop what? Stop.

Stop!

-Clean out your desk, Alan.
-Wait a minute!

-It's over.
-Hold on, Chief.

Just wait a second, okay?
We've been through this before.

Mm-mmm.
You leave me no other choice.

I can't do anything else.

Last chance, can't let it go.

PR nightmare!
Go on, do it, you gotta.

Uh, can't we just
sweep this one--

-Oh!
-This last--

This last one under the rug?

That might have been
a possibility,

if you didn't do it

in the middle
of a residential neighborhood

and somebody took a video
and put it online.

You are now
going viral on YouTube.

No, no, no, no, no,
I can't lose this job, okay?

I can't. I-- I--

Sorry, it's done.
There's nothing else I can do.

It's all over.
The decision's been made.

It's finished.

I'll get better.
I'll go get help, okay?

And I will fix this, okay?
I promise.

I am sorry, the decision
has already been made.

Clear out your desk
and that's it,

you're too much of a liability.

God, you're not acting
like a cop anymore.

You are acting like a lunatic.

I'm not gonna break this
at the department.

I'm just gonna do it
silently for your sake.

You just don't come in
tomorrow, okay?

Clear out your desk,
you don't report for duty,

and we say
that you've been reassigned

for personal reasons, okay?

That's the best I can do.

Chief, one--
One last one for me.

[sighs]

That's the best I can do.
I'm sorry son.

[sensual music playing]

Are you Mr. X and The Crow?

-No, I'm Floyd--
-Dude, shut up!

[in deep voice]
Yes, we are them.

Of course you are.

[in deep voice] Well,
we meet again, Glenn Kloase.

-Why are you talking like that?
-What do you mean, Glenn Kloase?

This is how my voice
always sounds.

What about you, Floyd?

Are you're gonna use
a fake voice, too?

How does he know my name?

How do you know my name?

Uh, you just told me
when I first came in.

He's on to us.

Let's just all stay on track,
Glenn Kloase.

Perfect. Let's do that.

[clears his throat]

In our letter,
we came to an agreement.

Oh, no, no, no. You're mistaken.
There is no agreement.

We stated you would pay us
a monetary sum

in exchange for our silence.

I'm aware of that.
I read your letter.

It was really poorly worded,
by the way.

I don't know if you guys
wanna proofread it next time.

It wasn't--

If you read the letter,
surely you understood the terms.

And you have complied.

Um, can I ask you something,
Mr. X?

I'm Mr. X.

-[Glenn] What?
-Just--

He's Mr. X.

I am The Crow.

Uh, I have a real question
for you guys.

Ask away, Glenn Kloase.

[chuckles]

Why would I ever
give you any money?

As we stated in our original--

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I read that bit but...

I know what you want me to do,

but why would I actually
pay you?

Because we know
you robbed the bank, bitch!

Calm down Mr. X.
Calm down. Caw-caw!

[inhales]

Because, Glenn Kloase,

we know what you did
and we have proof.

-Oh, you have proof.
-[Stu] Uh-huh.

As sure as the sun will rise,
we have proof.

And what's your proof?

Caw-caw!

Dude, show him the thing.

Look familiar?

[laughs]

Oh, of course it does.
It's my license.

Now you know,
we mean serious business.

Okay, so you stole my license

and you somehow think

that proves
that I robbed the bank, yes?

[laughs]

I'm honestly confused here.

Um, wait, so do you have
anything else or is that it?

We acquired your identification

prior to the heist.

So, you stole it
before the bank robbery?

-Yeah.
-Uh-huh.

Okay, what does that prove?

[sighs]

Because, Glenn Kloase,
we know what you did.

We will go to the authorities.

Just give us the money, man.

No.

-[Stu] No?
-No, no, no, no, definitely not.

No?

I absolutely have
no reason to do that.

-Time out!
-[Glenn] Yeah, sure.

I'm the one who read
Art of a Deal, correct?

Zip it.

-[sighs]
-[sighs]

We want 10,000 dollars.

[laughs] You are not--

Okay.

You're not following me here,
so let me explain.

Uh...

I'm not going
to pay you anything

because you have

no proof I did anything illegal.

What you have is my license...

No.

-[groans]
-...which you stole from me.

Um...

So, yeah, I can actually report
the two of you

if I feel like it.

[in normal voice] No, look.
Five grand is cool.

Just give us five grand.

Your voice has changed.

[in deep voice]
Five grand is cool.

Um, you know what?

We're not on the same page here,
so I think I'm gonna go.

But-- but-- we know you did it.

[laughs]

In a small strange way,
I really admire your conviction.

I don't know why,
but I really do.

You know what?

I'm going to buy you each
a lap dance, yeah?

How's that?

You know what? It's happy hour,

so I'm gonna buy you
a Shirley Temple.

Here's five bucks.

So yeah,
I think that's about it for me.

Really nice meeting you guys,
X and--

No, he's Mr. X,
and I am The Crow.

Caw-caw.

Right.

So, yeah, stay classy, boys,
and keep up the good work.

Yeah? Okay, bye.

-Bye!
-Bye!

[tense music playing]

[whispering] Oh, fuck.

See you soon, baby.

[door closes]

-[screams]
-[gasps]

[laughs]

What are you doing?

Are you trying to give me
a heart attack?

Kind of. Where are you going?

To the hospital now.

So, when are we doing
the next one?

Come again?

When are we robbing
the next bank?

Uh...

I don't know
what you're talking about.

Glenn, I wanna be part of this.

You know,
I can't let you do that.

Why not?

I mean, well--

It doesn't make any sense.

You didn't qualify
for that type of thing.

What do you mean
I'm not qualified?

All you do is walk into a bank

with road flares strapped
to yourself and ask for money.

A monkey with chicken-pox
can do that.

How is chicken-pox
even relevant to that?

[moans]

Just let me help out.

I don't even have
to do anything dangerous.

I can just be the-- the wheelman

or the-- the lookout
or something.

Morgan,

why are you
so interested in this?

I just want
some excitement in my life.

Everything I've done
has been so by the book.

You tried jumping off a bridge

after you had a lesbian affair
with a straight woman.

What books are you reading?

I just--

[sighs]

You know what I mean.

Actually, you know?
I really don't.

Okay, fine.

You want me to level with you,
my life sucks.

Okay?

I need a change of pace,
and this is it.

You ever thought
about buying a cat or something?

Adopting a cat,
and I'm being serious.

I need something new.

Out of all the cars that drove
by me at the bridge that day,

the bank robber was the only one
who cared enough to stop.

Now I don't care if you
believe in fate or not, Glenn,

but you have to believe in fate.

What why don't you try and--

Just let me have this one thing.

I need something different.

Nothing worked for me
until I met you.

You changed my life.

God, for once, I'm happy again

and I haven't felt that way
in a long time.

Please.

I'm desperate.

This is an act of desperation.

Okay.

[laughs]

-Okay.
-[laughs]

But you have to know
the code first.

Okay?
Don't call me a bank robber.

-Okay?
-Okay.

Robbery
from a federally insured bank

is like stealing
from the government,

and I don't give a shit
about them,

'cause they steal from us
every day, right?

FDIC, I got it.

Also, no matter what,
I always give half to charity.

I personally favor
the Boys and Girls Club

because I was actually
one of them

when I was a kid back in the UK.

My way of giving back, right?

You're like
a modern-day Robin Hood.

Yeah, I can live with that.

Except for the tights.
I don't do tights.

[laughs]

The most important rule is this.

Remember your manners.

Manners? Are you serious?

Absolutely. Okay, picture this.

You're standing there
using a cell phone,

and some random guy
comes up to you and says,

"Hey you, let me use
your phone right now."

-What do you say?
-I'd tell him to blow me.

Okay, exactly.

But if the same guy comes up
to you and he says,

"Excuse me, I'm so sorry
to bother you,

but could I borrow your phone,
please?"

Okay, I think I get your point.

See, no matter
what the situation is,

if you're polite, people are
more apt to agree to do

what you're asking them to do.

-That actually works?
-It does.

Granted,
it's for different reasons,

but it works.

If someone's mean to you,

you don't really
wanna help them out.

In a bank, it serves
to keep a teller at ease.

If you go in there threatening
and screaming,

there's gonna be
a negative reaction.

Being polite prevents them
from causing a scene

and panic in the bank.

And you have to remember,

I'm the guy with road flares
strapped to my chest.

If they draw attention to me,
I'm getting caught,

and there's no way you could
muster your way out of there.

That makes sense.

I've never had it backfire yet.

So how many banks have you hit?

-Altogether?
-Uh-huh.

Uh, seven. Yeah, seven banks.

-Holy shit! Seven fucking banks?
-Shh!

Seven effing banks.

Why don't you just say
"fucking"?

-Manners.
-Oh, come on.

Listen, if you can have fate,
I can have manners.

Deal.

Fucking Glenn Kloase!

-What are we doing?
-I don't know.

According to the blog,
we have to find out

as much information as we can
on this target

and then we exploit
that information.

But how do we do that?

I don't know, man.
We just-- we're here.

We're gonna do a stakeout, okay?

And then we'll take
that information,

we'll check it
online afterwards.

Oh, oh. Checkout it out.

Glenn Kloase
has himself a woman.

Right, all right.
Let's tail her.

Let's tail her
and we'll just see

what he's been busy with lately.

All right.

[cell phone rings]

-Hello?
-[Faith] Hi, Morgan.

Oh, you have to be kidding me.

[Faith] Don't hang up, please.

So now you wanna talk

after you acted
like such a bitch last time?

[Faith] I know
we're not supposed

to ever use the phone
to talk to each other,

but you didn't
to my message online.

Yeah, no phones was your idea.

You're married, remember?
You didn't want to get caught!

[Faith] You were right.

-About what?
-[Faith] Everything.

I don't know. Something's happened with Alan.

I'm just confused.

So now you want me
to give a shit again?

[Faith] Can we please
just meet up?

I need someone to help me
sort this out right now.

Are you insane?
Why would I help you?

[Faith] Please. I'm desperate.
Just meet me.

Listen to what I have to say.

Then you can be done
with me if you want.

-Where?
-[Faith] Our place.

Last time we were there,
I almost killed you.

[gasps]

[grunts]

-What room?
-[Faith] 508.

I'll see you in 15 minutes.

[sighs]

[screams]

Fuck!

[tense music playing]

What should we do now, man?

Shh!

Just let her--

Let her make the first move

and then when the time
is right, we move in.

Okay.

-What the hell's she doing?
-I don't know.

[chuckles]

She's uh--

She's peacing out, man.

Huh.

-Well, should we follow her?
-No, no, no, no.

This is the break
we've been waiting for.

We have to find out
what's in that room.

Come on. Let's go.

Oh, yeah.

I don't see anybody in there.

Looks empty.

Oh, shit. It's open.

Okay, I'm gonna go in
and look for clues.

You stay out here and watch out
for any suspicious shit.

And you tap on the glass
if you see anyone, all right?

Yeah.
Be ready for a speedy getaway.

Godspeed, The Crow.

Just Crow.

Sounds better without the "The."

Godspeed, Crow.

Caw-caw.

[mysterious music playing]

You're the one
who's been fucking my wife?

What the hell?

Morgan, right?

No, I'm the c--c--

I'm Stu, man.

I don't care
what your real name is.

All I know is that you're
a home-wrecking piece of shit.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what are you talking about?

-I didn't do any--
-Shut up!

I know what you are. I know
about the little rendezvous.

I saw the messages.

What-- what messages?

Oh.

That's right.

You just showed up here
by chance.

Okay, I followed this girl
and-- and--

Spare me the stories.
I've heard them all.

Okay, I know your type.

I've dealt with pieces
of shit like you my entire life.

Come on, man, seriously!
I didn't do anything!

It's just-- let me-- no, no, no.

Just calm down
and just put that away, okay?

Why does this make you nervous?

Yes, man. It's a fucking gun.

A little uncomfortable?

Just calm the fuck down, guy!

You give me one good reason

why I shouldn't put a bullet
in your fucking face?

[stutters]

Matt Damon.

-[gunshot]
-[Stu groans]

[gasps]

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

[sad music playing]

[sobs]

[pants]

[pants]

[crumpling paper]

[knocking on the door]

-He's dead, man!
-Oh, hi, Mr. X.

-He fucking shot him.
-Welcome.

He fucking shot him
in the fucking motel.

-What?
-In the motel man.

They fucking shot him.

Is this a trick to pay you, man?

I told you, you're not
getting money out of me.

No, this ain't no trick, man.
I don't know what to do.

He got shot
at the fucking motel.

What are you talking
about right now?

-What-- what are you--
-Oh, my God.

I got nowhere to go man.
I ain't got nowhere to go.

Just listen-- just listen to me.

-I don't know where to go.
-What happened? What happened?

The Crow's dead.

-They killed The Crow?
-They killed The Crow.

They killed The Crow.

[sighs]

[cries]

They killed him.

Like I said. There was blood.

[cell phone rings]

Yeah?

[Simmons] Yo, Grillo, I think we got a break in the case, man.

Which case?

[Simmons] Searched the
area around the bank,

we found the fake bomb vest
in a dumpster.

Some road flares taped
to an alarm clock, you know.

I did a search
of some local hardware stores

to see if anyone bought
those kind of flares recently.

Some local guy bought a dozen
the day before the robbery.

Dude named Glenn Kloase.

Hold on a second.

What'd you say his name was?

[Simmons] Glenn Kloase,
like the actress.

-[snores]
-His friend's dead?

[whispering] Shh! Yes.
Apparently.

What if he's making
this whole thing up?

Why would he do that?

Because he wants money from you.

This could all be
part of the plan.

No, you don't understand.

That guy could be outsmarted
by a loaf of bread.

I really don't see a long con
is in the cards for him.

Well, shouldn't we at least
check out his story?

He reeks of weed.

He could have dreamt
the whole thing.

-Weed is not a hallucinogen.
-What?

All I'm saying
is Mr. X over there

is seriously freaked out.

Something happened.

Why are you helping
this guy anyway?

He tried to blackmail you,
remember?

I know.

He just seems desperate.

[Floyd snores]

I mean, I know
he's a complete moron,

but I kind of pity him
right now.

[Floyd snores]

All he wanted was a few bucks,
and now his best friend's dead.

[sighs] I don't know.

I just feel bad.

You know,
you can't save everyone.

[Floyd snores]

Your conscience is gonna
get you into trouble one day.

[pounding on the door]

Okay, you stay with Floyd
and keep quiet.

[knocking on the door]

[Glenn sighs]

Hi.

Can I help you?

-Mr. Kloase?
-Yes.

-Glenn Kloase?
-Correct.

I'm Detective Grillo.

I have a few questions for you
if you don't mind.

Everything, okay?

I'm kind of right in the middle
of something right now.

It'll just be a minute.

Well--

I understand you made a purchase

at a local hardware store
recently.

Uh, yeah, I guess.

So, what'd you buy, Mr. Kloase?

Yeah, I don't know,
just some household stuff.

Oh, yeah?

So, what exactly do you use
flares for in your house?

Oh, those.

[laughs]

Those for a buddy of mine--
for his boat.

-For his boat?
-Yeah, safety thing, you know.

That's weird,
because the hardware store

said you purchased road flares,

not boat flares.

-[laughs]
-Yeah.

You're kidding.

Oh, I got the wrong ones.

[laughs]

My friend, he's gonna go nuts.

He's not going to be happy.

What's your buddy's name?

Archie.

Archie Winchester.

Archie Winchester?

You must think
I'm fucking stupid.

I know.

I know about the bank
and I know about my wife.

Your wife?

You tell me how it goes?

What you're all just, what,

part of this swingers' club,
something like that?

You show up, meet at a motel

and you throw yourselves
a little sex party?

Something like that?

-What are you talking about?
-I know you know her.

Don't play it off.
I know what she does.

I know you're involved.

You're fucking her, just
like everyone else she meets.

You know what?
I think you should go now.

Yeah, I bet you do.

You watch your back,
you hear me?

I'm gonna fucking get you.

-[pounding on the door]
-[Floyd snores]

Who was it?

[Floyd snoring]

I think I might have a problem.

What happened?

This guy says he's a cop.
Says he knows about the bank.

Says I've been doing his wife.

-Well, are you?
-No!

I'm just saying!

[Floyd snoring]

Hey, wake up, Mr. X!

Hey!
-[gasps]

-Wake up!
-[pants]

Yo.

[pants]

What's she doing here?

Well, what's wrong?
This is Morgan.

Hi.

I know who you are.

You got Stu killed, bitch!

I did what?

What? Wait, you're losing us
a bit here, Floyd. Listen--

No, no, no,
we followed her to the motel

where Stu got shot
in the face, man.

You followed me?

She knew he was there.

Wait, wait, wait.

Where did you go
before you came here?

The Blue Skies Motel.

I was going to meet that girl
that I told you about,

but I didn't go in.

Oh, my God, but we did.

And Stu got shot
in the face because of you.

That's where he got shot.

-What was her name?
-Why?

Because the cop that was
out there was going on

about a motel and now he
thinks I'm meeting his wife.

What was her name?

Faith.

Faith Grillo.

Grill--

He's the guy
that killed Stu, man.

Well, we don't know.

Oh, come on.

We don't know for sure.

Is this him?

[Floyd] That's him, man.
That's him.

All right, we know for sure.

No, we need to kill
that motherfucker.

I'm not a killer. Are you?

In case you forgot,

he was waiting to kill
whoever walked in that room,

and that was supposed to be me.

I know, I know.

[sobs]

This is all her fault.

She brought this on everyone.

[tense music playing]

Honey!

I'm home!

Oh, fucking great.

[sobs]

I hope Floyd's gonna be okay.

I should get going, too.
It's late.

Are you sure that's a good idea?
I mean with that bad cop?

I'll be fine.

It's not like he knows
where I live or anything.

Okay.

Do you have any protection,
like, I don't know,

pepper spray,
a bat or something?

I can take care of myself.

I'm a lot tougher
than you think I am.

Don't worry, okay?

Okay.

I just worry because someone
like you might--

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean--

Oh.

I mean--

I wasn't expecting that.

[sighs]

Neither was I, really.

[both chuckle]

Why did you do that?

I just wanted to see
if I felt anything.

Huh.

Did you?

[sighs]

Fate.

[mysterious music playing]

[pop music playing]

[groans]

[knocking on window]

-Hey.
-[moans]

You didn't go home?

I don't have a home, man.

Stu and I used to go
wherever we wanted.

There ain't no place to go, man.

So, I slept here.

Is that okay?

[cell phone rings]

Hello?

[Morgan] Glenn?

What's wrong?
Everything all right?

[Morgan] Everything's fine.

Are you safe?

[Morgan] I'm okay.

Don't worry.

I've just been thinking.

About what?

[Morgan sighs]

Our whole situation.

I think I can end
the whole thing.

[sighs]

Where are you?

Oh, no.

Okay, stay in the car.

Don't let her see you.

I need to talk to her alone,
okay?

Morgan.

What are you doing here, babe?

This is where we first met.

[chuckles]

Uh, Morgan, you wanna
come down off that, please?

I was standing here just like
this and you stopped to save me.

Yes, okay.
Look, you're scaring me now.

Come down, baby.

I was searching for so long

for what I needed and I kept
letting myself get hurt

because I jumped for anyone
who would give me attention.

And then when I stopped looking,
you found me.

Fate, right?

Do you believe in it yet?

Morgan...

What are you doing here babe?

After we kissed last night,

I said I felt something,

and I meant it,

even though I'm not supposed to.

I mean you're not supposed
to be my type, right?

But I felt something, Glenn.

Morgan, why are we here?

This whole thing started here.

It has to end here.

No, no, no,
nothing has to end here, babe.

Morgan, what are you doing?

What's she doing here?

Morgan,
what the hell are you doing?

Why am I here?

You called her?

I told you
this whole thing started here.

It has to end here.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Morgan, please put the gun down.

Do you have any idea
what kind of hell you caused me?

That you caused all of us.

Morgan, calm down.

Do you think you can just use
people for whatever you want?

That I'm just a game to you?

Well, not today.

Today you pay for all the shit
you've caused everyone else.

Put the gun down.

Oh.

Right on cue,

following her like a lost puppy.

Alan?

Why are you doing this?

Fate goes hand in hand
with karma.

Who the hell are you?

I thought you'd show up.

Morgan--

Look, everybody,
just calm down. Morgan.

I asked you a goddamn question.

This is all her fault.

She's the one
to blame for everything.

She's a cheater and a liar
and she uses people.

She used you
just like she used me.

She made you kill someone,
now she has to pay.

I'm not gonna ask you again.

Who the fuck are you?

I'm someone just like you.

Someone who's been
under her thumb for too long

and now I'm done.

Morgan, what are you doing?

Morgan.

This is fucking, Morgan?

[laughs]

I'm giving you
exactly what you deserve.

You're pointing that gun
at the wrong person.

You are a bitch.

You are out of your mind.

Why should I listen to you, huh?

We know you shot that kid
at the motel.

-No.
-Who gives a fuck?

And you know
that Glenn robbed the bank,

and we both
want her out of the picture.

The way I see it,
we take out the trash together,

keep our mouth shut
and go our separate ways.

What are you talking about?

Don't you see?
This is our free ticket.

He gets rid of the evidence.

We keep quiet about the motel.

It's silence for silence.

And why would I make
things easier for you?

Well, what's in it for me?

She destroyed you.

She made you look like a fool.

Don't act like you don't wanna
get back at her

for what she did to you.

What?

You think I'm the only one
that she only betrayed you once?

Open your eyes.

She's been sleeping
around for years.

Is that a fact?

Alan, I'm sorry.

Why would you
fuck with me like that?

After everything--

just tear my life apart?

We can work
this out baby, please.

I love you.

That's all bullshit, Faith.

You're fucking full of lies.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

I swear.

Morgan, you can't let
this happen.

This is our fresh start.

We can run away
from all of this, together.

We can move on.

There's no moving on from this.
Can't you see that?

Alan.

Alan put the gun down.

Please.

You followed her
all the way here.

Do what you came here to do.

I don't know what the fuck
I came here to do.

You're not a killer, baby.

We can work this out, baby.

I promise.

[sobs]

I promise.

If you don't do it, I will.

Don't you fucking do anything,
or you're next.

She has to pay.

Don't you fucking do it!

Baby.

Fate, right?

No.

[moans]

No!

No, Morgan!

[screams]

Hold on.

-Hold on.
-[Morgan screams]

I'm gonna pull you up.

This is for Stu,
you son of a bitch.

[coughs]

[engine revvs]

-Glenn.
-I'm gonna-- I'm gonna save you.

Glenn.

You can't save everyone.

-[screams]
-Morgan!

[Morgan screams]

Morgan.

[car horns honking]

[police sirens wailing]

Oh, dear Lord.

Hey.

What do you think you're doing?

Don't come any closer.

Okay, I've stopped.

You wanna tell me
why you're here?

I've lost everything.

[sobs]

You want to talk about it?

[sobs]

Where are you from?

Trust me.

["Wake the Monkey" playing]

♪ You pour the sunshine
through the trees ♪

♪ Look for the good

♪ And that's what you see

♪ We shared a dream

♪ That's how it starts

♪ So feel the love

♪ Let it fill your heart

♪ Living in my mask
in your past ♪

♪ When you give love

♪ It loves you back

♪ Just know the best
is yet to come ♪

♪ You count your blessings

♪ When your work is done

♪ It's time to wake the monkey

♪ Open up the light
of your love ♪

♪ It's time to wake the monkey

♪ You never thrashed
your friends ♪

♪ When push comes to shove

♪ But who you are

♪And you have what you need

♪ You be the change

♪ That you want to see

♪ You can choose
your anger or pain ♪

♪ A smile in your heart

♪ There's much more to gain

♪ It's time to wake the monkey

♪ Just open up the light
of your love ♪

♪ It's time to wake the monkey

♪ You never thrashed
your friends ♪

♪ When push comes to shove

♪ Ow, it's time
to draw together ♪

♪ We can heal our world today

♪ Whatever's wrong

♪ We'll find our way

♪ When peace and love
are here to stay ♪

♪ Time

♪ Time

♪ Time to wake the monkey

♪ Time

♪ Time to wake the monkey

♪ Time

♪ You can't taste the day

♪ But feel no sorrow

♪ You get a second chance

♪ It's called tomorrow

♪ You're trying to be better

♪Than anyone else

♪ You only need
to be better than yourself ♪

It's time to wake the monkey ♪

♪ Wake the monkey, hey

♪ Just open up the light
of your love ♪

♪ Be better than yourself

♪ It's time to wake the monkey

♪ It's time to wake the monkey

♪ You never thrashed
your friends ♪

♪ When push comes to shove

♪ Push comes to shove

♪ It's time to wake the monkey

♪ Hey, wake up

♪ It's time to wake the monkey

♪ Be better than yourself

♪ It's time to wake the monkey

♪ Wake up

♪ You never thrashed
your friends ♪

♪ When push comes to shove

♪ Time to wake the monkey

♪ Wake up

♪ It's time to wake the monkey

♪ Wake up

♪ It's time to wake the monkey

♪ Wake up

♪ It's time to wake the monkey

♪ Wake up

♪ Time