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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:11,343 [ acoustic guitar playing ] 2 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:18,517 Woman: ¶ I remember how just last December ¶ 3 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:24,223 ¶ We were here together in the cold ¶ 4 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:29,028 ¶ Snow was falling and I heard you calling me ¶ 5 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:34,066 ¶ To meet you by the mistletoe ¶ 6 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:36,402 ¶ And you held me by the fire ¶ 7 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:39,171 ¶ With the lights all on the tree ¶ 8 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:41,440 ¶ When everything was perfect ¶ 9 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:44,209 ¶ Just you and me ¶ 10 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:48,147 ¶ I don't need no presents ¶ 11 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:54,219 ¶ 'Cause my only wish is that you're home for Christmas ¶ 12 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,588 ¶ Counting down the se-- ¶ 13 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:58,057 [ record needle scratches ] 14 00:00:58,059 --> 00:01:00,159 Okay, I can't hear my vocals, 15 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:02,211 so can we pump those up a little bit? 16 00:01:02,212 --> 00:01:04,262 - Yeah. No problem. I'll pump 'em up right now. Uh... 17 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:05,431 - Thank you. 18 00:01:07,368 --> 00:01:09,068 - Here we go. Set? 19 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:11,704 - ¶ And you held me by the fire ¶ 20 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:14,339 - ¶ Held me by the fire... ¶ - ¶ With the lights all on the tree ¶ 21 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:16,675 ¶ When everything was perfect ¶ 22 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:18,610 ¶ Just you and me ¶ 23 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:21,146 - Okay. I-It's still not up enough. 24 00:01:21,148 --> 00:01:22,648 Can you try turning the track down? 25 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:24,516 - All right. Consider it pumped up, 26 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:27,086 and I will bring the track down just a little bit for you. 27 00:01:27,088 --> 00:01:28,387 - How's that? - Hello. Hello. 28 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:30,456 Okay. Yeah, let's do it. 29 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:31,523 - Here we go. 30 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:37,362 - ¶ I don't need no presents ¶ 31 00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:43,168 ¶ 'Cause my only wish is that you're home for Christmas ¶ 32 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:46,371 - Okay, sorry. Can you take the click out? 33 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:48,707 - Taking the click out. 34 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,409 - Thank you. 35 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:51,577 - Anything else? 36 00:01:51,579 --> 00:01:53,579 - No, that's it. Thanks. 37 00:01:57,118 --> 00:02:01,386 ¶ Favorite carols and the sound of sleigh bells ¶ 38 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:06,692 ¶ Running through the city and the night ¶ 39 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:11,363 ¶ Fingers frozen, but your arms were open ¶ 40 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:16,368 ¶ So you pulled me close and wrapped me tight ¶ 41 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:19,204 ¶ And you held me by the fire ¶ 42 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:21,573 ¶ With the lights all on the tree ¶ 43 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:24,309 ¶ When everything was perfect ¶ 44 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,745 ¶ Just you and me ¶ 45 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:30,616 ¶ I don't need no presents ¶ 46 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:37,156 ¶ 'Cause my only wish is that you're home for Christmas ¶ 47 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:40,626 ¶ Counting down the seconds ¶ 48 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:43,729 'Cause I need your kisses ¶ 49 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:46,398 ¶ So come home for Christmas ¶ 50 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:50,169 [ echoing ] ¶ To me ¶ 51 00:02:50,171 --> 00:02:51,737 - That was really nice, Chance. 52 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:54,540 Your grandfather'd be really happy for you over this one. 53 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:01,446 You good? 54 00:03:05,186 --> 00:03:07,252 [ sighs ] You don't wanna do one more run-through? 55 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:12,758 - No, I'm good. 56 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,294 [ door opens ] 57 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,697 - We should do one more for safety. 58 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,566 - I said I'm good. 59 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:23,602 - Merry Christmas. 60 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,740 [ man sighs ] I'm doing everything I can to be there. 61 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,242 [ sighs] Aw, man. 62 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:32,744 Uh, can she talk? How's she doing? 63 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:37,249 No, don't worry about it. Just-- 64 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:38,750 Yeah, just let her rest. 65 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:40,319 Yeah, I'll call later. 66 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:43,388 Yeah, I love you, too, Dad. 67 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,526 - Ah, it's about damn time! 68 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:50,429 Somebody get me a sparkling water! 69 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:52,764 - Here you go. 70 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,533 - Mom, I swear that is the last time 71 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:56,401 I sing that stupid Christmas song. 72 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,086 - What? Everyone loves that song. 73 00:03:58,087 --> 00:03:59,770 - Because my image needs to be rock 'n' roll! 74 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:01,707 I'm so sick of this Christmas thing! 75 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:03,875 - This Christmas thing is what got you here. 76 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:06,445 - [ sighs ] 77 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:08,647 [ slams door ] 78 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:12,784 - Hey, what's up? How'd it go? 79 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:15,754 - Uh, cancel my flight home. And when's my meeting 80 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,756 with Trevor Grossman about the new album? 81 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,258 - Chance, it's been, like, an hour. 82 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:20,392 You know I'm working on it. 83 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:21,727 - And? 84 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:24,663 - And I'm trying really hard. [ chuckles ] 85 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:26,732 Why are--Why cancel the flights? What happened? 86 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:28,467 - Well, because we need to be here 87 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,569 for when Roger sets up the meeting. 88 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:32,537 - We need to be here? Chance... 89 00:04:32,539 --> 00:04:34,673 [ sighs ] with Christmas happening, 90 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,508 I don't think anyone's gonna be available 91 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:39,278 till, like, the 27th, and my mom is really having a hard-- 92 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,480 - Brian, get it done. 93 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:45,550 Now get out. Need some quiet. 94 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:47,653 - [ sighs ] 95 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,488 Chance, please. 96 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:51,123 You don't understand. 97 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,757 All I need is a few days to see my mom. 98 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,360 - Oh, you can leave whenever you want. 99 00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:58,697 - Thank you. I can't tell you how much that means to me. 100 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:01,433 - It's just gonna be really hard to get a new assistant, 101 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:05,837 especially this time of year, but if you really need to... 102 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,473 - Nah, just... 103 00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:11,576 I'll stay. 104 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:12,644 - Good. 105 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:14,646 Great. 106 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:19,918 - Brian, what's up, man? 107 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:21,352 We gotta talk about that scheduling for Chance-- 108 00:05:21,353 --> 00:05:22,786 - Cory, I can't talk right now. Sorry. 109 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:24,856 - ...scheduling. Come on. 110 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:27,859 Jason! How's my favorite male pop star? 111 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:30,996 Coo--We gotta talk about the Europe tour, baby! 112 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,765 Hey, I'm family. 113 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:38,570 - [ door opens ] - [ sighs ] 114 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,939 - Hell of a day. - Hey, baby. 115 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:42,007 Mmm. 116 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,010 - [ clears throat ] - Hey, Nate, 117 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,344 why don't you hang out in the car? 118 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:47,579 I'll let you know when I need you. 119 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:48,647 - Copy that. 120 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:53,885 - Nate, I really need to speak to Ja-- 121 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:59,024 Great. Great. 122 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:02,678 - I hate that song. - Ahh. 123 00:06:02,679 --> 00:06:04,830 - I keep telling Cory not to... - I know. Mine, too. 124 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:07,399 They had me do the bridge, like, 40 times, 125 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:08,900 like I'm some beginner, so I fired my manager 126 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,402 right there in front of them. 127 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:12,504 - You fired Tom? - Yeah. 128 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,639 I had to let 'em know who they're dealing with. 129 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:16,375 You put your guard down for one second, 130 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:17,743 and people start thinking they're in control. 131 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:20,512 - What did Tom do? - He set up the session. 132 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:22,714 - Haven't you been with him for, like, ever? 133 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,583 - Let's not talk about that. 134 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:26,552 Hey, no more work, 135 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,520 'cause I have a little surprise for you. 136 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:30,522 - I love surprises. 137 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:32,958 - Why don't we spend New Year's Eve in Paris? 138 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,626 - Are you serious? 139 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:35,961 - Serious as a heart attack. 140 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:37,996 It'll be the most romantic week. 141 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:40,866 - Oh, my God, baby! I love you! 142 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:44,736 - Of course. I'm gonna get you a front-row ticket to the show. 143 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,838 - The show? What show? 144 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,708 - I'm playing the stadium in Paris. 145 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:50,942 Can you believe that? 146 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:53,545 And you can be my little groupie. 147 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:55,614 - [ scoffs ] Your groupie? 148 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:57,449 - Yeah, my sexy groupie. 149 00:06:57,451 --> 00:07:00,952 - Okay, Jason, not now. My mom's in the other room. 150 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:03,422 - [ chuckles ] Aw, come on. 151 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:06,625 I've been working with these hacks all day long. 152 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:08,560 You texted me to stop by. 153 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:12,431 - I know, but I actually just want to be alone, so... 154 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:13,824 - You don't wanna spend time 155 00:07:13,825 --> 00:07:15,216 with your boyfriend on Christmas Eve? 156 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:16,608 - Oh, screw Christmas! 157 00:07:16,609 --> 00:07:18,000 - What is your problem? I stopped by to be with you. 158 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,704 Now you're trying to throw me out? 159 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:21,773 - I'm not throwing you out. I'm just tired, 160 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,642 and we can see each other tomorrow. 161 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:25,577 - Come on. God, don't be like this! 162 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:26,878 - I'm not being like anything! 163 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,680 Why can't anyone just listen to me? 164 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:29,948 - Because you're acting crazy. 165 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,484 - Oh, I'm crazy now? 166 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:34,119 Just get out. 167 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:38,590 - Fine. Eh, have it your way. 168 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:39,591 - [ sighs ] 169 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,092 Uh, Jason, wait! 170 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:55,607 - Give her a minute, chief. She's in a mood. 171 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:56,842 - Thanks for the heads-up. 172 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:58,076 - Hey, you--you wrap up that European deal? 173 00:07:58,078 --> 00:07:59,744 - Yeah, I told you. Tonight. 174 00:08:00,747 --> 00:08:02,681 - Your car's ready outside, sir. 175 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:04,916 [ pills rattling ] 176 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,654 - You got this. 177 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,591 [ door opens ] 178 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:13,625 - Cory! 179 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:16,595 - Hi. - Hi. 180 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:20,532 Now, why is Brian having to get me all my meetings 181 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:22,734 when I have one of the best agents in town? 182 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:25,304 - Merry Christmas to you, too. 183 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:27,873 - I asked you to get me that meeting last week. 184 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:30,942 - And I told you last week that I would get you in with him when he's available. 185 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:34,613 Patience. 186 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:36,648 So, anyway, how'd the recording go today? 187 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,884 - I can't believe I let them talk me into it. 188 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:42,787 But it is a good paycheck, so I'll take it. 189 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:44,823 - Actually, I wanted to talk to you about that. 190 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,525 - About what? 191 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:48,026 - When I picked your mom up at the airport, 192 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,928 we were talking, and we were thinking maybe 193 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,963 we could donate the proceeds from this to charity. 194 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,798 - [ chuckles ] What are you talking about? 195 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,034 - My cut, too. You know, we give it all away. 196 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:59,771 Look, this paycheck is peanuts compared to your last release. 197 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,857 We could easily give it 198 00:09:01,858 --> 00:09:03,942 to the less fortunate for Christmas. 199 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:07,546 - Hmm. 200 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:11,750 Who exactly is this "we" we're talking about? 201 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:14,019 - What? - This is my money. 202 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:17,722 How dare you and my mother talk about my money behind my back? 203 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,624 - I-I thought you would love the idea, 204 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:20,959 a-and your mom said that, for Christmas-- 205 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:23,795 - Oh, for Christmas? I hate Christmas. 206 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:25,964 It's a stupid, unnecessary holiday 207 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:27,832 where I'm expected to buy things for people 208 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:29,134 and pretend I care about them. 209 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,969 I'm boycotting this year. 210 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,772 - Wow. Wow. 211 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,240 [ sighs ] 212 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,176 You know what, Chance? 213 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:42,113 Take a long, hard look in that mirror. 214 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,049 You might be surprised what you see. 215 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,089 - Oh. 216 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,891 [ cell phone chimes ] 217 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,060 - My car's here. 218 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,599 - Looks like we're done for the day. 219 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:02,301 They got everything they needed. 220 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,002 Do you wanna grab dinner on the way to the airport? 221 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,870 - You can. I'm staying. - What? 222 00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:08,807 - But feel free to take Santa Claus over here with you. 223 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,475 - What? - Okay, look, Mom, 224 00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:12,142 I know you might not understand this concept, 225 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:15,146 but I have a business to run, and I am the business, 226 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:17,649 so I can't just be running off for no good reason. 227 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:19,884 - No good reason? It's Christmas. 228 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:21,436 Everyone's waiting for you. 229 00:10:21,437 --> 00:10:22,987 We have a whole party planned for us. 230 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:24,923 - Well, then, tell them I said hello. 231 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,625 My car's here. 232 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:29,761 Cory, get me that meeting! 233 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,130 - Don't do this. 234 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,032 Your father's gonna be devastated. 235 00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:40,972 [ group clamoring ] 236 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,042 - She's coming. She's coming. 237 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,844 Get ready. Get ready. 238 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,313 - Watch your step. 239 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,083 - Chance! Hey, Chance! Please sign this! 240 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,752 - Hold on. - Chance, please! 241 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,320 Take a moment. Say hi to my daughter! 242 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,891 - Say hi to my daughter? She loves you! 243 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,192 Bodyguard: Back up. Sir! 244 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:06,231 Excuse me. 245 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,266 - It's okay, sweetie. 246 00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,201 It's okay. 247 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,704 I tell you what. You wanna go get some ice cream? 248 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:13,705 - Yeah? - [ sighs ] 249 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:14,973 - Want some ice cream? 250 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,141 - Okay. 251 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,342 - Let's go. 252 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,313 - [ groans ] 253 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,684 - Survive the crowd okay? 254 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:28,286 - Yeah, barely. 255 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:31,256 - [ sighs ] Phew. 256 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:33,258 Merry Christmas, Ms. Love. 257 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,960 - Man, they really love you. 258 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:38,096 - [ scoffs ] Please. 259 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,799 - Hey, one thing. If you mistreat your fans, 260 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,701 you just might not have any one day. 261 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:45,970 - No one's asking for your advice, Brian. 262 00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:48,740 - Fine. Here. You know what? 263 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,109 I'm gonna catch up on your taxes. 264 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,111 Disclaimer, you might have to hire a CPA, 265 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,947 'cause we're two years behind already. 266 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,999 - I can handle my own business. 267 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,050 - Chance, you really can't keep pushing this off. 268 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,753 They're really gonna come after you. 269 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:04,122 - Bobby, what's the holdup? Take me home already. 270 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,990 - We're not waiting for your mom? 271 00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:07,759 - No. Just drive. 272 00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,260 - How's she gonna get to the airport? 273 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,196 - We're not going to the airport, Bobby. 274 00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:14,199 Are your ears clogged? Drive home now! 275 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,000 - You're the boss. 276 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,937 It's gonna take just a couple of minutes 277 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,905 for the fans to clear us a path. 278 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,173 - [ scoffs ] Fine. 279 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,175 I hate this time of year. 280 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,010 - No, you don't. You're just hungry. 281 00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:28,313 No, you're hangry again. 282 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,148 - Shut up. 283 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,750 - My place is just down the street 284 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,869 if you want to grab something. 285 00:12:33,870 --> 00:12:35,987 - [ scoffs ] Are you serious? No. 286 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,922 - Fine. I was-- was just offering. 287 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:43,962 - Your dad had this cute little guy sent to the office. 288 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:46,164 - [ strings twang ] - [ laughs ] Look at him. 289 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,801 I grabbed him off the desk on the way out. 290 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:50,902 Here you go. 291 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,304 - Thank you. 292 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,107 - [ sighs ] - Little guitar. 293 00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,177 [ fans screaming ] 294 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,045 - Sir... 295 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,380 get rid of this. 296 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,918 - That wasn't very nice, Ms. Love. 297 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:10,188 You know, he probably had that specially made. 298 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,956 - I'm not a little girl anymore. 299 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,058 - [ snorts ] So? He's still your dad. 300 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,861 He sent that to you, because he loves you. 301 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:19,197 He's gonna notice when he comes to visit and it's not around. 302 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:22,200 - I pay you to drive, not give me advice, okay? 303 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,870 - So, uh, hey, 304 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:28,072 did your mom mention the thing? 305 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:30,008 - You knew about that? - Yeah. 306 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,209 I think it's a great idea, 307 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,344 giving presents to, like, the kids 308 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,013 at orphanages and hospitals, that's amazing. 309 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,214 You know how happy they're gonna be? 310 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,949 - So happy. 311 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:40,168 - See? 312 00:13:40,169 --> 00:13:42,386 - Do you wanna give away all of your money to charity? 313 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,822 - Actually, yeah. 314 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,290 N-Not all of it, but some of it. 315 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,843 - Good for you. 316 00:13:47,844 --> 00:13:50,395 Me? I gotta look out for number one. 317 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:53,164 My music makes people happy. 318 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:56,167 That's how I give back, and that's enough for me. 319 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,970 - Ah, that's not the Chance I grew up with. 320 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,238 You don't even sound like you. 321 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,840 - Deal with it. 322 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:04,209 - Hey, if it's about money, I can make sure 323 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,311 there's tax write-offs, charity donations. 324 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,079 I'll make sure you save money on it. 325 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,414 - Brian, just shut your trap, okay? 326 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,952 - Okay. I was just trying to help. 327 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,353 - Yeah, I got it. 328 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,223 Okay, they're clearing up. 329 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:19,858 We can go now. 330 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,292 All right, I'm gonna take a nap. 331 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,994 Wake me up when we get there. 332 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,329 - You got it, Ms. Love. 333 00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,865 [ harp plays ] 334 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,933 [ fans clamoring ] 335 00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:34,305 [ door closes ] 336 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,342 - Seriously? 337 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,476 All the lights on? 338 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,278 What, am I made of money? 339 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,414 I'm so firing those cleaning ladies. 340 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,983 [ scoffs ] 341 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,213 [ clicking remote ] 342 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:21,920 Really? 500 channels, and there's actually nothing on? 343 00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:24,088 [ sighs ] 344 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,257 Did Brian forget to pay my bill? 345 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,331 [ knocking on door ] 346 00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:42,507 Oh, no. [ clears throat ] 347 00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,442 - Oh, wow! It's really you. 348 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,144 I-I'm a little starstruck. 349 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,346 Um, I-I got you your kale smoothie right here. 350 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,049 I put in, um, some extra vitamin shots, 351 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:53,084 an immunity boost, and some extra protein powder, 352 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,319 - because, yeah... - Okay. 353 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,553 I gotta tell you, I'm a huge fan. 354 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,088 - [ laughs ] Yeah. - Thank you. 355 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,023 No, hey, do you think I could actually get 356 00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,159 your--your signature on this? You can make it out to Toby? 357 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,961 - Oh. Yeah, no, my hand's tired. 358 00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,496 - Your hand is... - I'm sorry, yeah. 359 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,030 - No. No, don't close it. - [ muttering ] 360 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,398 - Please don't. No, no, don't close it. 361 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,566 - Mm-mmm. 362 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,369 Mm-mmm. 363 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:14,539 - Merry Christmas! 364 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,246 - [ sighs ] 365 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,096 There we go. 366 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,531 Much better. 367 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,534 [ music playing] 368 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,494 [ sighs ] 369 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,635 [ slurps ] 370 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:28,446 [ TV clicks ] 371 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,150 [ static buzzing ] 372 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,226 [ static buzzing ] 373 00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:51,202 [ wind blowing ] 374 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,283 [ man grunting ] 375 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,552 [ chains jangling ] 376 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,088 [ coughing ] 377 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,622 Aw, man 378 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,360 [ coughing ] 379 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:25,670 Chance! 380 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:26,704 - [ yelps ] 381 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,439 - Chance? 382 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,641 - [ gasping ] Stay away from me. 383 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,243 - Chance! - Who are you?! 384 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,644 What do you want?! 385 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:36,247 - Don't you recognize your own grandfather? 386 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,785 - Grandpa Jack? 387 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:44,321 - You've started to go down a road that leads into the dark. 388 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:47,525 - What is going on? 389 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,728 How are you here? Wh-Why are you here? 390 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,163 - Look at you. 391 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,132 Look what you've become! 392 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:57,568 - It was that delivery guy, Toby, 393 00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,505 with the kale sm--He spiked my smoothie. That's it. 394 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,273 - No, no, no, no! 395 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:03,708 This is not a trick. 396 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:06,644 - Your time has come. - [ gasps ] 397 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,279 - I'm an old man. I need a seat. 398 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,281 - [ groans ] - What? 399 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,617 - [ groans ] 400 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,652 It never gets easier. 401 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,687 I have a gift for you. 402 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:17,755 - I'm getting a gift? 403 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,291 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 404 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,360 Now I know I'm crazy. I've lost it. 405 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:25,530 I'm sitting here, talking to my dead rock-star grandfather. 406 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,465 - All right, all right. Let's cut to the chase. 407 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,567 Let's stop with the chitter-chatter, all right? 408 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,202 Let's get to it. 409 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:34,372 - Okay. So, ghost of Grandpa Jack, 410 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,374 why don't you just give me the gift, 411 00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,708 and we can wrap this up, 412 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,443 'cause it's freaking me out a little bit. 413 00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:41,646 - Oh, no, no, no, no. You see, 414 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:45,349 my actions in life have had consequences 415 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:48,419 that have lasted throughout my living years. 416 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:53,357 These contracts became my life, my family... 417 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,726 - [ fingers patter ] - and to them, 418 00:19:55,728 --> 00:20:00,498 my soul is bound forever. 419 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,667 [ sighs ] 420 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:07,605 I must carry these throughout all time, 421 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,440 retribution... 422 00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:13,411 for a wasted life. 423 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,612 - Do you need my help? - No, I don't need your help. 424 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,649 That ship has-- [ whistles ] long gone. Nah. 425 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:22,353 But living for one's self, 426 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:25,756 only for one's self, has a price. 427 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,262 I came here to give you this gift, 428 00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:34,232 the gift of another chance. 429 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,633 - Another chance? 430 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,268 - That's right. 431 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:42,773 Tonight, you'll be visited by three spirits, 432 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:47,545 one of which will reveal themselves within the next hour. 433 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:50,514 - You're sending me three ghosts?! 434 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,667 - That's right, my dear, 435 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:54,819 my gift to my lovely granddaughter. 436 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:57,521 - [ scoffs ] Some gift. 437 00:20:57,523 --> 00:21:01,792 - Chance, y-you gotta change your ways. 438 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:04,428 If you don't change your ways, you're gonna end up like me! 439 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,496 - A rock star? 440 00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,265 - No, doomed! 441 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,918 Doomed, I tell thee! 442 00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:12,570 I lived my entire life for fame, money, fortune, 443 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:15,339 and look where it brought me! Here! 444 00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:18,709 When my life should have been about sincerity... 445 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,579 humility... 446 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,548 kindness, and mercy. 447 00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:25,850 Do you hear what I'm saying? 448 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,320 - [ cracking ] - [ groans ] 449 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:30,621 Think I just broke something. 450 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:36,560 But it might not be too late for you. 451 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,531 Another chance. 452 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:41,932 Oh, man. 453 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:45,569 [ retches ] 454 00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:49,373 [ groans ] 455 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,908 Grandpa Jack... 456 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:53,477 out. 457 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:54,779 [ sighs ] 458 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:55,846 - [ gasps ] 459 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:09,960 Yeah. There was definitely something in that smoothie. 460 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:12,797 I gotta get out of here. 461 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,866 [ soft jazz playing ] 462 00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:17,768 - Christmas... 463 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,838 lies told to force kids to sit on the lap 464 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,808 of a jiggle-bellied pimp in a red velvet suit 465 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,811 to capture that Kodak moment, 466 00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:29,714 hoping he's real, hoping for rewards, 467 00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:30,881 hoping he don't attack, 468 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:33,351 but no time for thought on that. 469 00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:37,355 Hang ten on the Net to catch that cyberwave of capitalism, 470 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,590 ripping, running, racing through stores 471 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:41,525 to buy more things we can't afford, 472 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:44,428 then wrap them in festive gaudy paper. 473 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:46,497 Oh, we destroy that later. 474 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:49,600 That is how we celebrate, 475 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:51,702 like my inebriated Uncle Jimmy, 476 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,472 who, once again, this holiday season, 477 00:22:54,474 --> 00:22:59,677 drowns his failed hopes and dreams in a bottle. 478 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:01,445 What a treat, 479 00:23:01,447 --> 00:23:02,747 overeat processed meat. 480 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:05,916 St. Nick is a jive turkey from Turkey. 481 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,919 No grace, tight space, tight waist, 482 00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:11,589 slips down inside your place, 483 00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:13,424 eats your cookies and milk, 484 00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:17,027 leaves packages under a murdered tree. 485 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:19,997 Rich cat with a pimpish red hat. 486 00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:21,599 Did you know that? 487 00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:24,502 Celebrate. 488 00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:29,673 Joy, excitement, family. 489 00:23:29,675 --> 00:23:32,009 Focused on an overweight, out-of-date clown 490 00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:34,879 so unrelated, I can't concentrate. 491 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,487 Why can't we remember... 492 00:23:43,489 --> 00:23:45,523 - Hey, good evening. Happy Holidays. 493 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:47,458 Would you like to see a menu? 494 00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:49,143 - Yeah. 495 00:23:49,144 --> 00:23:50,827 - ...playing their hand to get the common man 496 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:51,962 to follow their plan. 497 00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:53,931 - Hey. Uh, merry Christmas. 498 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,433 What can I get for you? 499 00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:56,600 - Cranberry vodka. 500 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,736 - All right. 501 00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:01,839 - ...a brand-new rendition of a pagan tradition 502 00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:05,443 designed to keep the people in check. 503 00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,044 And so we celebrate... 504 00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:09,747 - There you go, little Christmas cheer. 505 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:12,583 Poet: ¶ Love and happiness ¶ 506 00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:14,585 Joy, excitement... 507 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:17,822 - ¶ All is calm ¶ - family... 508 00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:19,457 [ soft jazz continues ] 509 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:22,893 ¶ All is bright ¶ 510 00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:31,602 - ¶ Sleep in heavenly peace ¶ - [ humming along ] 511 00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:40,478 - ¶ Sleep in heavenly peace ¶ 512 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,880 - Mmm, "Silent Night." 513 00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:45,616 Hello, doll. 514 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:48,752 Ah, that is just one fine piece of music. 515 00:24:48,754 --> 00:24:50,488 Mm, mm, it's a classic. 516 00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:53,023 My opinion, Ol' Blue Eyes did it best. 517 00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:55,993 I didn't think your generation went in for that kind of thing. 518 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:59,163 - It was my grandfather's secret favorite song, so... 519 00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:04,068 - Now, look, I don't mean to be nosy, 520 00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:06,937 but, uh, aren't you Chance Love? 521 00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:08,038 - Guilty. 522 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,508 - Oh, well, well, well, Chance. 523 00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:11,842 It's an absolute pleasure. 524 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,043 [ chuckles ] I'm Gus. 525 00:25:13,045 --> 00:25:14,612 - It was nice to meet you, Gus. 526 00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:16,547 - Mm, well, doll, let me tell you this. 527 00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:18,649 With legs like that and a suit like this, 528 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:21,519 we could dance the night away. 529 00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:24,021 - Okay, thanks, but I'll pass. 530 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,856 - Ah. Well, that's too bad. 531 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,625 [ clears throat ] 532 00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:31,713 What's a nice girl like you 533 00:25:31,714 --> 00:25:33,898 doing in a dive like this on Christmas Eve, huh? 534 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:36,867 Shouldn't you be at some big Hollywood shindig in the Hills? 535 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:39,036 - Can you please stop talking to me? 536 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:42,740 - Oh, I'm sorry. I meant no offense. 537 00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:48,212 [ sighs ] 538 00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:51,582 Well, Merry Christmas. 539 00:25:51,584 --> 00:25:53,083 You have yourself a nice evening. 540 00:25:56,088 --> 00:25:58,923 Uh, one more thing, doll face. 541 00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:02,760 - [ sighs ] 542 00:26:04,964 --> 00:26:06,163 What? 543 00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:10,100 [ whoosh ] 544 00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:13,837 What's happening? Where am I? 545 00:26:13,839 --> 00:26:16,874 - No, no, no, no. Have a drink. Take the edge off. 546 00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:19,777 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is--This is... 547 00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:21,579 - This is your childhood home. 548 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:23,647 - Mom? Dad? 549 00:26:23,649 --> 00:26:25,166 - Sweetie, sweetie, no, no, no, no touchie. 550 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:26,684 No, no, can't hear you. Can't see you. 551 00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:28,686 It's just us, okay? 552 00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:30,687 - Yeah, the tree looks really good this year. 553 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:31,855 - You did a great job. 554 00:26:31,857 --> 00:26:32,890 - Mama bear, Papa bear. 555 00:26:32,892 --> 00:26:34,658 - [ laughs ] 556 00:26:34,660 --> 00:26:35,893 - Gus is the name. 557 00:26:35,895 --> 00:26:37,861 Ghost of Christmas Past is my job, 558 00:26:37,863 --> 00:26:39,830 though I've never been too keen about that title. 559 00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:41,966 I find it too on the nose. 560 00:26:42,868 --> 00:26:44,501 - [ gasps ] 561 00:26:44,502 --> 00:26:46,135 - Oh, hey, look, look, look, look! A second Chance! 562 00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:47,638 - A guitar! 563 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,873 - Hey, Merry Christmas, sweetie! - Hey! 564 00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:51,709 - [ laughs ] 565 00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:53,677 I just got it as I said it. 566 00:26:53,679 --> 00:26:55,846 There goes a second Chance, 567 00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:57,982 'cause your-- your name is Chance, and-- 568 00:26:57,984 --> 00:26:59,984 And, yeah, yes, it was corny, okay, 569 00:26:59,986 --> 00:27:02,052 but, my God, how could I not have said that? 570 00:27:03,889 --> 00:27:05,756 - [ gasps ] 571 00:27:05,758 --> 00:27:09,193 Oh! It's just the one I wanted! 572 00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:12,129 Oh, it must be from Grandpa Jack. 573 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:14,765 - Grandpa, he's amazing. 574 00:27:14,767 --> 00:27:16,834 - We told him you'd been taking lessons, sweetie. 575 00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:19,169 - [ playing guitar ] 576 00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:21,171 - Ah, Grandpa Jack. 577 00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,806 Couldn't make Christmas once again, 578 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,942 but look at those nice presents he sent. 579 00:27:24,944 --> 00:27:28,646 - I would have loved him, no matter what. 580 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:30,314 - Mm-mm-mm. Let's put away 581 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:31,981 that social media following of yours for now, okay? 582 00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:33,751 This is about you, Cherry Bear. 583 00:27:33,753 --> 00:27:34,985 - Don't call me that. 584 00:27:37,023 --> 00:27:39,890 - Oh, that guitar, that gift of love. 585 00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:42,326 It sure pushed you to practice, huh? Am I wrong about that? 586 00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:45,029 - Why are we here? 587 00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:47,731 - Well, you know, being a spirit has some perks. 588 00:27:47,733 --> 00:27:49,800 One, I get to help you find your way. 589 00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:52,736 And, I consider the most important, 590 00:27:52,738 --> 00:27:54,204 the drinks are free! 591 00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:57,841 - That thing is gonna make me so rich. 592 00:27:57,843 --> 00:27:59,109 - Okay, I have a notion that you're 593 00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:01,812 not exactly getting the point of this, 594 00:28:01,814 --> 00:28:03,213 so we might need to do this again. 595 00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,249 You know what? Let's see it one more time. 596 00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:08,118 [ tape rewinds ] 597 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:12,122 - [ gasps ] - Chance: Whoa, whoa, whoa! 598 00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:15,092 Are we both watching the same ghostly flashback thing? 599 00:28:15,094 --> 00:28:18,862 Because what I see is a star in the making. 600 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,933 - Kiddo, we have got some work to do. 601 00:28:22,935 --> 00:28:24,935 [ whooshing ] 602 00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:28,105 [ pop music playing ] 603 00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:29,740 - Oh, I remember this. 604 00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:31,942 This is the day. This is-- 605 00:28:31,944 --> 00:28:34,178 This is "A.G.T.S.," the show that made me famous. 606 00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:35,846 - Bingo! You hit that one 607 00:28:35,848 --> 00:28:37,181 straight out of the ballpark, sweetheart. 608 00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:38,382 But now tell me this. 609 00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:41,318 Do you remember everything? 610 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,787 - But, Mom, what if I forget the words? 611 00:28:43,789 --> 00:28:45,222 What if I don't want to do it anymore? 612 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,091 Is it too late to tell them not to? 613 00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:48,892 - You could do whatever you want to do. 614 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,994 I don't think you want to quit. Do you? 615 00:28:50,996 --> 00:28:53,263 Plus, you're gonna totally kill it. 616 00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:54,865 - Thanks, Mom. 617 00:28:54,867 --> 00:28:56,834 - All right. I'm gonna get us some water. 618 00:28:56,836 --> 00:28:58,052 - Okay. 619 00:28:58,053 --> 00:28:59,269 [ pop version of "Jingle Bells" playing ] 620 00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:02,005 - Don't worry, kid. You nail it. 621 00:29:04,744 --> 00:29:06,777 - Without people like us, 622 00:29:06,779 --> 00:29:09,780 some people don't get to eat or-- or pay the bills. 623 00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:12,249 Like, they depend on us for survival. 624 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,284 - People like us? 625 00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:17,888 - Yeah, you know, stars. 626 00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:20,824 - [ chuckles ] I don't think so. 627 00:29:21,861 --> 00:29:23,827 - Well, you look like a star to me. 628 00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:26,430 - That's really sweet. 629 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,067 - Let me give you a piece of advice. 630 00:29:30,069 --> 00:29:32,069 Always look out for number one. 631 00:29:32,071 --> 00:29:34,404 Give them your talent. That's what the people want. 632 00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:39,260 Keep the rest for yourself. 633 00:29:39,261 --> 00:29:40,377 - Do you really think I could be a star? 634 00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:41,445 - [ chuckles ] 635 00:29:43,249 --> 00:29:45,115 - Oh, hello. 636 00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,917 Who's your new friend? 637 00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:50,187 - Mom! It's Jason Cleavers. 638 00:29:50,189 --> 00:29:51,955 - Are you one of the contestants, too? 639 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:54,191 - [ chuckles ] That's cute. 640 00:29:54,193 --> 00:29:56,026 I'm the host. 641 00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:59,263 - [ mouths word ] 642 00:29:59,265 --> 00:30:01,064 [ sighs ] 643 00:30:01,066 --> 00:30:02,933 - I didn't know. 644 00:30:02,935 --> 00:30:04,802 - And what am I supposed to learn 645 00:30:04,804 --> 00:30:06,203 about my mom embarrassing me? 646 00:30:06,205 --> 00:30:08,105 - It wasn't about-- 647 00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:11,074 It was about Jason giving you bad advice. 648 00:30:11,076 --> 00:30:13,811 You know what? Let's look a little forward. 649 00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:14,845 How 'bout a year? 650 00:30:14,847 --> 00:30:16,246 [ whooshing ] 651 00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:18,348 [ instrumental playing ] 652 00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:23,320 - Is that Brian? 653 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,322 I haven't thought about this in years. 654 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:28,959 - Mm, he's thought about it a lot. 655 00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:33,897 - Yeah? 656 00:30:33,899 --> 00:30:36,367 - Uh, hi, Mr. Love. 657 00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:38,836 I'm here to pick up Chance for the Christmas Eve dance. 658 00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:41,205 - Brian. Looking sharp, buddy. 659 00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:42,306 - [ chuckles ] 660 00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:43,307 Hmm. 661 00:30:43,309 --> 00:30:44,308 Cherry Bea--Oh. 662 00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:45,475 - I'm here. 663 00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:48,312 - Wow. 664 00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:49,479 - Hi. 665 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:52,049 - You look beautiful. 666 00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:54,918 - Thank you. So do you. 667 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,254 - Hey, let me get a picture. Mom will kill me if I don't. 668 00:30:57,256 --> 00:30:58,355 - Okay. - All right. 669 00:30:58,357 --> 00:30:59,890 Get together now. 670 00:30:59,892 --> 00:31:02,426 All right, ready? 671 00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:04,928 [ camera clicks ] 672 00:31:04,930 --> 00:31:06,397 Oh, yeah, that's awesome. 673 00:31:06,398 --> 00:31:07,865 - [ kids laugh ] - All right, listen. 674 00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:10,000 Have fun. Drive safe, okay? 675 00:31:10,002 --> 00:31:11,268 - You got it, sir. - Dad. 676 00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:13,303 - 11:00. 11:00. 677 00:31:13,305 --> 00:31:16,139 - Agh, that dress! What was I thinking? 678 00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:19,042 - No, no. Shh, shh, shh. This is the cute part. 679 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:21,211 - [ laughs ] 680 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:22,412 - Right here. - Oh, right there. 681 00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:23,447 - Yeah! - Okay. 682 00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:25,415 - Oh, my God. - Gotcha. 683 00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:28,385 Chance: Thank you. 684 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:31,154 [ car engine revs ] 685 00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:36,260 - Oh, boy. 686 00:31:36,262 --> 00:31:38,228 And now the sad part. 687 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,499 - Jason? 688 00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:44,301 What are you doing here? 689 00:31:44,303 --> 00:31:46,904 - I got a show tonight, lost my opener. 690 00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:48,305 How'd you like to open for me? 691 00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:49,439 - Are you serious? 692 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:51,408 - You wanna be a star? 693 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,176 - [ gasps ] 694 00:31:57,383 --> 00:31:58,548 - Chance. 695 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,587 [ sighs ] 696 00:32:12,331 --> 00:32:14,231 - I'd like to go home now. 697 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:16,199 - Even after you broke his heart, 698 00:32:16,201 --> 00:32:18,402 he followed you around like a puppy dog. 699 00:32:18,404 --> 00:32:22,539 Now he does your bidding without ever a word of thanks. 700 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,014 - I never meant to hurt him. 701 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:37,421 He's the best friend I've ever had. 702 00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:39,256 - Do you ever tell him that? 703 00:32:43,963 --> 00:32:46,029 - I said I'd like to go home now. 704 00:32:46,031 --> 00:32:47,030 - Mm-hmm. 705 00:32:47,032 --> 00:32:50,033 - I said now! 706 00:32:55,441 --> 00:32:56,540 [ tone chimes ] 707 00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:58,108 [ liquid pouring ] 708 00:32:58,110 --> 00:33:01,378 - ...designed to keep the people in check. 709 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:04,081 And so we celebrate. 710 00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:06,100 - [ gasps ] 711 00:33:06,101 --> 00:33:08,118 - ¶ Love and happiness ¶ 712 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,020 Christmas is... 713 00:33:10,022 --> 00:33:13,423 joy, family... 714 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,058 - Okay. 715 00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:17,127 [ "O Tannenbaum" instrumental playing ] 716 00:33:17,129 --> 00:33:18,495 - Deuces. 717 00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:24,501 - [ scoffs ] Are you kidding me? 718 00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:29,106 - [ sighs ] - [ siren passing ] 719 00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:32,209 Mm. 720 00:33:32,211 --> 00:33:33,276 Hey... 721 00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:36,546 that was pretty intense. 722 00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:39,216 Never met someone so anti-Santa before. 723 00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:40,283 - Nah, I love Santa. 724 00:33:40,285 --> 00:33:42,285 He-- He roasted me last week, 725 00:33:42,287 --> 00:33:44,554 so I had to hit him back. You know what I mean? 726 00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:47,090 So are you the, uh, entitled rich girl? 727 00:33:47,092 --> 00:33:49,092 - [ scoffs ] Excuse me? 728 00:33:49,094 --> 00:33:51,261 - I-I'm supposed to let you stew in your own guilt, 729 00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:53,163 and then you get all scared with anticipation, 730 00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:56,299 but, uh, it's not really my style. 731 00:33:56,301 --> 00:33:58,435 - You know what? I'm good. 732 00:33:58,437 --> 00:34:00,170 - Hold on, Second Chance. 733 00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:01,271 - Don't touch me! 734 00:34:02,441 --> 00:34:04,174 - I got a job to do, 735 00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:06,510 and your leaving wouldn't allow me to accomplish that, 736 00:34:06,512 --> 00:34:09,046 so why don't you do us both a favor 737 00:34:09,048 --> 00:34:12,049 and just drop the "I'm better than everyone" act? 738 00:34:12,051 --> 00:34:13,650 - Okay, look. I don't know what you're getting at, 739 00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:15,318 but I don't even know you! 740 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,120 - Well, I know you. 741 00:34:18,123 --> 00:34:19,873 Fifth grade, you stole a candy bar. 742 00:34:19,874 --> 00:34:21,624 Sixth grade, put gum in Cindy Fletcher's hair 743 00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:24,261 at recess and blamed it on Frankie Fletcher. 744 00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:27,064 Oh, same here. Cheated on a test. 745 00:34:27,066 --> 00:34:28,465 Then eighth grade--Hoo! 746 00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:30,467 - Okay, okay, I get it. 747 00:34:30,469 --> 00:34:34,638 You're a stalker, a really committed one. 748 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,239 Super impressive, really. 749 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:38,675 [ music playing ] 750 00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:39,743 - [ snaps fingers ] 751 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:43,747 - I'm a ghost. You got that part, right? 752 00:34:45,217 --> 00:34:47,184 If you run, I'll catch you. 753 00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:49,219 If you hide, I'll find you. 754 00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:51,588 Think of me like you would think of a cold. 755 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:54,558 You got me. I'm gonna be here for a while. 756 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,393 You gotta put up with me. 757 00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:58,261 Then I'll be gone. 758 00:34:58,263 --> 00:35:00,130 - You want me to think of you like a cold? 759 00:35:00,132 --> 00:35:01,398 That's the best you can come up with? 760 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,233 - I'm thinking on the fly here. 761 00:35:03,235 --> 00:35:04,534 Look, shut up, and let's ride. 762 00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:07,471 - [ sighs ] 763 00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:13,443 - We didn't go anywhere. 764 00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:15,112 - You gotta move your feet. 765 00:35:15,114 --> 00:35:16,313 If you wanna go somewhere, 766 00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:17,647 I'm parked out front. 767 00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:20,784 Fine. [ snaps fingers ] 768 00:35:22,121 --> 00:35:23,386 [ sleigh bells jingling ] 769 00:35:23,388 --> 00:35:26,256 [ "Sleigh Ride" instrumental playing ] 770 00:35:26,258 --> 00:35:29,559 - Okay. So you have some type of ghost magic 771 00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:32,596 where you can transport, but we're in your car? 772 00:35:32,598 --> 00:35:34,564 - I like driving. 773 00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:36,633 - Well, at least my dreams are creative. 774 00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,668 - Baby, I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present. 775 00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,637 - You're the Ghost of Christmas Presents? 776 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,339 - Present. 777 00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:45,342 - Present! - Oh. 778 00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:47,277 - Guess you're awake now, huh? 779 00:35:47,279 --> 00:35:49,679 Now get on board with the process. 780 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,420 [ sleigh bells jingling ] 781 00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:05,595 - Okay, okay. 782 00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:07,697 I'm having a nervous breakdown. 783 00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:09,266 Wonderful. 784 00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:12,435 So, where are we going? 785 00:36:12,437 --> 00:36:13,837 - Almost there. 786 00:36:15,340 --> 00:36:17,023 - Where's there? 787 00:36:17,024 --> 00:36:18,707 - Well, you never gave him a housewarming gift, 788 00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:20,377 and you never, ever let your driver 789 00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:21,478 drop him off first. 790 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,996 - [ scoffs ] Look, 791 00:36:22,997 --> 00:36:24,513 can we just be done with all of this? 792 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:27,250 Oh, I can maybe give you something that you want, 793 00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:29,519 and you could tell your boss or whoever's in charge 794 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,454 that you got the job done? 795 00:36:31,456 --> 00:36:33,190 - Are you trying to bribe me? 796 00:36:33,192 --> 00:36:34,391 - Well... 797 00:36:34,393 --> 00:36:35,592 - Girl, please! [ snaps fingers ] 798 00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:38,295 Your assistant has nothing in here 799 00:36:38,297 --> 00:36:40,597 but condiments and pickles. Are pickles a condiment? 800 00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:42,766 - What are we doing in my assistant's kitchen? 801 00:36:42,768 --> 00:36:44,334 - Your choices, boo. 802 00:36:44,336 --> 00:36:45,802 - My choices? 803 00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:47,370 - Let's have a look. 804 00:36:48,473 --> 00:36:51,374 [ telephone rings ] 805 00:36:52,411 --> 00:36:55,312 [ ring ] 806 00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,448 [ ring ] 807 00:36:58,450 --> 00:36:59,749 - [ computer chimes ] - Hey, Dad. 808 00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:01,518 How you guys holding up? 809 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,288 - Hey, champ. We're doing okay. 810 00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:06,890 Did you get that girl to marry you yet? 811 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,527 - [ laughs ] 812 00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:12,229 Oh, I don't know. Not yet. 813 00:37:12,231 --> 00:37:15,365 Uh, she's, you know, busy. 814 00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:16,766 - He has a girlfriend? 815 00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:17,834 - Nope. 816 00:37:17,836 --> 00:37:20,437 [ hospital monitor beeping ] 817 00:37:21,506 --> 00:37:22,639 - [ whispering ] Uh... 818 00:37:22,641 --> 00:37:26,610 my cards are maxed out. 819 00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:29,646 Did you send the transfer for the week? 820 00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:31,581 - Yeah, I-I just sent it. 821 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,316 [ woman grunts ] 822 00:37:33,318 --> 00:37:34,317 Is that Brian? 823 00:37:34,319 --> 00:37:35,719 - Oh, hey. [ laughs ] 824 00:37:35,721 --> 00:37:36,753 Come on. 825 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:38,388 Look who's awake! 826 00:37:38,390 --> 00:37:39,389 - [ laughs ] Hey. 827 00:37:39,391 --> 00:37:40,390 There she is! 828 00:37:40,392 --> 00:37:41,625 How you doing, beautiful? 829 00:37:41,627 --> 00:37:42,659 How they treating you? 830 00:37:42,661 --> 00:37:45,528 - Um, not too bad. 831 00:37:45,530 --> 00:37:47,731 Oh, I'll be dancing out of here tomorrow. 832 00:37:47,733 --> 00:37:50,333 [ men laugh ] 833 00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:53,637 - How are you, Brian? How's your week been? 834 00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:57,440 - Aw, my day was good, and I'm fine, Mama. 835 00:37:57,442 --> 00:38:00,343 I just wish I was right there, right next to you. 836 00:38:00,345 --> 00:38:01,811 I'm sorry I'm not. 837 00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:04,614 - Don't you worry yourself, sweetheart. 838 00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:06,449 We understand. 839 00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:08,618 We'll spend Christmas together next year. 840 00:38:09,554 --> 00:38:11,288 We are so proud of you. 841 00:38:11,290 --> 00:38:12,289 - Yeah. 842 00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:13,356 - [ chuckles ] 843 00:38:13,358 --> 00:38:14,824 Thank you, Mom. 844 00:38:14,826 --> 00:38:16,459 [ monitor alarm sounds ] 845 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:17,894 - Oh. Uh, feeling-- 846 00:38:17,896 --> 00:38:19,863 - [ gasping ] - No, i-it's all right, 847 00:38:19,865 --> 00:38:21,431 - [ alarm continues ] - It's okay. It's okay. 848 00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:23,400 - Just hold on. - Hey, what's going on? 849 00:38:23,402 --> 00:38:24,401 - I'll get somebody. 850 00:38:24,403 --> 00:38:26,736 - Is Mom all right? Mom! 851 00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:28,772 [ alarm continues ] 852 00:38:28,774 --> 00:38:30,707 - Sh-She's okay. 853 00:38:30,709 --> 00:38:33,443 Uh, the I.V. just popped out. 854 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:37,514 - Okay. All right. 855 00:38:37,516 --> 00:38:38,515 [ alarm stops ] 856 00:38:38,517 --> 00:38:41,384 - Just a second, pal. 857 00:38:41,386 --> 00:38:42,385 Nurse? 858 00:38:42,387 --> 00:38:43,787 [ steady beeping resumes ] 859 00:39:02,441 --> 00:39:05,375 - Your choices have consequences. 860 00:39:05,377 --> 00:39:07,644 - My choices? 861 00:39:07,646 --> 00:39:09,946 I chose to give him a job. 862 00:39:09,948 --> 00:39:13,883 I chose to pay him more than fair wage. 863 00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:15,885 I didn't choose to make his mom sick. 864 00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:18,588 - He sends every dime home. 865 00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:22,559 His father spends every moment he can with her at the hospital. 866 00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:23,893 He left his job at the plant. 867 00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:26,429 - Well, then, I'm happy Brian's paycheck 868 00:39:26,431 --> 00:39:28,365 allows for him to take care of his family. 869 00:39:28,367 --> 00:39:30,667 - [ laughs ] You think what you pay him 870 00:39:30,669 --> 00:39:32,836 is--is taking care of that woman? 871 00:39:32,838 --> 00:39:34,704 He sends her everything, and it still 872 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:36,506 barely just keeps her in the hospital. 873 00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:39,409 - Well, why didn't he tell me that his mother was sick? 874 00:39:39,411 --> 00:39:42,379 - He did, several times. - When? 875 00:39:42,381 --> 00:39:44,581 - When you yelled at him to go get your dry cleaning, 876 00:39:44,583 --> 00:39:46,683 when you yelled at him for not getting a reservation at Enzo's, 877 00:39:46,685 --> 00:39:48,551 when you yelled at him for using his phone 878 00:39:48,553 --> 00:39:50,653 to deposit your royalty check. 879 00:39:50,655 --> 00:39:52,522 - Yeah, okay. I get it. 880 00:39:52,524 --> 00:39:53,757 Father: There we go. 881 00:39:53,759 --> 00:39:55,725 All's well that ends okay. 882 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:57,827 - Uh, I could probably make it out there within a few-- 883 00:39:57,829 --> 00:39:58,928 [ cellphone rings ] 884 00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:02,899 Uh, shoot, Dad. I gotta--I gotta take this. 885 00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:04,634 I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay. 886 00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:06,870 I love you. Love to Mom. 887 00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:08,071 All right, bye. 888 00:40:10,442 --> 00:40:11,808 Hey, what's up? 889 00:40:12,944 --> 00:40:14,811 Uh... 890 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:16,813 yeah, no, not a problem at all. 891 00:40:16,815 --> 00:40:18,415 I-I could rush over there. 892 00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:19,582 I could be there in-- 893 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,989 I could be there in 20 minutes, if that's okay. 894 00:40:25,991 --> 00:40:28,725 Okay, yeah, I-I'm rushing over. See you soon. 895 00:40:46,711 --> 00:40:47,844 - Told you. 896 00:40:49,548 --> 00:40:52,265 You suck. 897 00:40:52,266 --> 00:40:54,983 - I didn't make anybody lose their job or get sick. 898 00:40:54,986 --> 00:40:56,986 It's not my fault that the healthcare system 899 00:40:56,988 --> 00:40:59,055 in this country's so messed up. 900 00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:01,624 What, are you gonna blame that on me, too? 901 00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:02,725 - Yeah. 902 00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:07,597 Shall we? [ snaps fingers ] 903 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:09,799 - Goose! - No, no, an eagle. 904 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:10,999 - Uh, duck! A lame duck! - Keep going! 905 00:41:11,002 --> 00:41:12,469 - You guys know what it is. 906 00:41:12,471 --> 00:41:15,038 - Aww! - Aw, no talking! 907 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,806 - Come on. You can't talk. - [ mutters ] 908 00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:18,241 - Sit down. 909 00:41:18,242 --> 00:41:19,675 - So what held her up this time? 910 00:41:19,678 --> 00:41:22,045 - Uh, she had a meeting with a big music executive. 911 00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:23,847 She's really excited about it. 912 00:41:23,849 --> 00:41:26,616 - She couldn't schedule it for the day after Christmas? 913 00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:29,752 - Come on. Your turn, sweetie. - Okay. 914 00:41:29,754 --> 00:41:32,021 - Ready? - Yeah. [ claps ] 915 00:41:34,493 --> 00:41:35,758 - Um... 916 00:41:36,761 --> 00:41:38,728 - Bruce, did you cut one? 917 00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:40,830 - [ laughs ] - Oh, very funny, Stinky! 918 00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:42,031 - Uh, smelly! 919 00:41:42,033 --> 00:41:43,633 - Gross? Yucky? 920 00:41:43,635 --> 00:41:46,569 - D-Disgusting. It's smelly. 921 00:41:47,506 --> 00:41:49,506 - Oh! Chance! 922 00:41:49,508 --> 00:41:50,740 - [ laughs ] - Chance. 923 00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:52,942 - Hey, hey, now! Be nice! 924 00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:55,044 - No, wait. Actually, it's really close enough. 925 00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:56,579 Spoiled. 926 00:41:56,581 --> 00:41:57,981 - Spoiled? 927 00:41:57,983 --> 00:42:00,583 They think I'm spoiled? 928 00:42:00,585 --> 00:42:02,619 I worked my butt off to get where I am! 929 00:42:02,621 --> 00:42:04,988 - What about that boy that follows her around, Brian? 930 00:42:04,990 --> 00:42:05,989 They dating? 931 00:42:05,991 --> 00:42:07,056 - I wish they were. 932 00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:08,658 He's really good to her. 933 00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:09,893 I love him. He's amazing. 934 00:42:09,895 --> 00:42:11,528 He's actually her assistant now. 935 00:42:11,530 --> 00:42:14,964 - Wow, her assistant. - Hmm. 936 00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:16,933 - Hey, uh, why don't we get another cheese plate, yeah? 937 00:42:16,935 --> 00:42:18,134 - Yeah. 938 00:42:19,838 --> 00:42:21,254 - More cheese, Stinky? 939 00:42:21,255 --> 00:42:22,671 - [ laughs ] Yes, that would be good. 940 00:42:22,674 --> 00:42:23,840 - I'll take some wine. - Okay. 941 00:42:23,842 --> 00:42:24,941 - [ laughs ] 942 00:42:35,954 --> 00:42:39,022 - I know you're disappointed she didn't come, 943 00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:40,990 but she's our workaholic little girl. 944 00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:43,560 - [ sighs ] 945 00:42:43,562 --> 00:42:44,627 - Did you try to call her? 946 00:42:44,629 --> 00:42:47,096 - Yeah. She isn't answering. 947 00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:49,566 Maybe she changed her mind and she's already on the plane. 948 00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:50,767 - Yeah, maybe. 949 00:42:57,042 --> 00:42:59,842 - Your father worked hard to keep a roof over your head, 950 00:42:59,844 --> 00:43:02,011 put food on the table, clothes on your back. 951 00:43:02,013 --> 00:43:06,783 - Yeah, and I'm grateful, but I don't owe anyone anything! 952 00:43:06,785 --> 00:43:08,785 - I'm not talking about money. 953 00:43:08,787 --> 00:43:10,853 He wouldn't take it, anyway. 954 00:43:10,855 --> 00:43:12,121 - She never even so much as calls 955 00:43:12,123 --> 00:43:13,590 unless she needs something. 956 00:43:13,592 --> 00:43:15,158 - She's such a brat. - Yeah. 957 00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:16,725 - I mean, she's gotta be worth millions now. 958 00:43:16,728 --> 00:43:18,861 It's not like she can't take off the weekend and spend-- 959 00:43:18,863 --> 00:43:21,631 - Hey, guys. - Hey, hey, you got the cheese. 960 00:43:21,633 --> 00:43:23,132 - All right, Karen, it's your turn. 961 00:43:23,134 --> 00:43:25,068 Get up there, and make a fool of yourself. 962 00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:27,036 [ laughter ] 963 00:43:28,607 --> 00:43:30,139 - All right. All right. - Here you go. 964 00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:31,908 - There you go. Sorry. - [ doorbell rings ] 965 00:43:31,910 --> 00:43:34,811 - Oh, hey, I'll be right back. - Okay. [ claps ] 966 00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:37,880 [ piano music playing ] 967 00:43:46,024 --> 00:43:47,757 - What the heck? 968 00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:53,062 [ grunting ] 969 00:44:02,874 --> 00:44:04,107 What's the card say? 970 00:44:05,644 --> 00:44:07,877 - "Merry Christmas. Love, Chance." 971 00:44:09,047 --> 00:44:11,348 - What? 972 00:44:11,349 --> 00:44:13,650 - What?! I didn't send them anything! 973 00:44:13,652 --> 00:44:15,685 Oh, Brian, that idiot! 974 00:44:15,687 --> 00:44:17,153 That was supposed to go to Roger! 975 00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:19,722 - That guy takes good care of you. 976 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,726 What? You need a road map? 977 00:44:23,728 --> 00:44:28,097 He's trying to patch up things between you and your parents. 978 00:44:28,099 --> 00:44:30,199 If I'd know any better, I'd say he loves you. 979 00:44:32,704 --> 00:44:34,837 - Let's go set this baby up! 980 00:44:37,709 --> 00:44:39,008 - Can we go, please? 981 00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:40,176 Jason isn't texting me back. 982 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,177 - [ sighs ] 983 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:42,245 [ snaps fingers ] 984 00:44:49,154 --> 00:44:50,637 - [ gasps] Jason, baby, 985 00:44:50,638 --> 00:44:52,121 I'm so sorry that I threw you out! 986 00:44:52,123 --> 00:44:53,756 - Look, how hard is 987 00:44:53,758 --> 00:44:56,693 the "no one can see or hear us" part of this? 988 00:44:56,695 --> 00:44:58,478 - [ sighs ] 989 00:44:58,479 --> 00:45:00,262 I didn't realize we were still doing the thing. 990 00:45:00,265 --> 00:45:02,765 - The thing where we transported into the back 991 00:45:02,767 --> 00:45:04,734 of a moving vehicle? You missed that? 992 00:45:04,736 --> 00:45:06,769 - Okay, you have a serious attitude problem. 993 00:45:06,771 --> 00:45:09,105 - No. I have a woman who won't acknowledge the fact 994 00:45:09,107 --> 00:45:11,240 that she has not taken one positive move 995 00:45:11,242 --> 00:45:13,276 toward fixing herself. 996 00:45:13,278 --> 00:45:15,244 - Take a chill pill, okay? 997 00:45:15,246 --> 00:45:17,113 - You chill! - [ gasps ] 998 00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:19,882 - She is still texting me! The nerve. 999 00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:21,017 - I heard that. 1000 00:45:21,019 --> 00:45:23,119 - I-I made her! 1001 00:45:23,121 --> 00:45:24,921 God! Without me, she would be doing 1002 00:45:24,923 --> 00:45:28,057 the fair circuit somewhere in Podunk, Nowhere. 1003 00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:30,126 She is nothing. 1004 00:45:30,128 --> 00:45:33,930 Nobody treats J. Cleavers like that, nobody. 1005 00:45:33,932 --> 00:45:37,734 - I'm nothing? You're nothing! 1006 00:45:37,736 --> 00:45:41,904 You're a has-been pop star with one good album, maybe! 1007 00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:43,906 And three of the songs sucked. 1008 00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:45,274 - Ah, there she is. 1009 00:45:45,276 --> 00:45:46,809 - Who's she? 1010 00:45:46,811 --> 00:45:50,146 Oh, you wouldn't dare! 1011 00:45:50,148 --> 00:45:52,014 - I can't believe this is happening! 1012 00:45:52,016 --> 00:45:53,916 This is amazing. 1013 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:56,219 Thank you so much. 1014 00:45:56,221 --> 00:45:57,887 Merry Christmas to me! 1015 00:45:57,889 --> 00:46:00,022 - Ooh! Jason Cleaver, if you are cheating on me, 1016 00:46:00,024 --> 00:46:01,290 I'm gonna wring your scrawny little neck! 1017 00:46:01,292 --> 00:46:02,825 You hear me? [ yelps ] 1018 00:46:02,827 --> 00:46:04,093 - There's nothing you can do now! 1019 00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:06,262 Jump pump your brakes! Chill out! 1020 00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:09,298 - So, uh, what are these questions you have for me? 1021 00:46:09,300 --> 00:46:12,301 - Okay, how do I get an agent? Also, who's your agent, 1022 00:46:12,303 --> 00:46:14,237 and do I take the band with me to meetings? 1023 00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,773 And how do I get my demo out? Should I send emails, 1024 00:46:16,775 --> 00:46:18,074 or is it better to send hard copies? 1025 00:46:18,076 --> 00:46:20,109 - Who do I talk to about-- - Okay, whoa. 1026 00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:24,180 First thing that I do is breathe, relax. 1027 00:46:24,182 --> 00:46:26,082 Excitement shows your lack of experience, 1028 00:46:26,084 --> 00:46:30,253 so be bold. Demand their attention. 1029 00:46:30,255 --> 00:46:32,255 There's a certain kind of decorum 1030 00:46:32,257 --> 00:46:34,056 expected from people like us. 1031 00:46:34,058 --> 00:46:36,259 - People like us? 1032 00:46:36,261 --> 00:46:38,995 - He wouldn't. 1033 00:46:38,997 --> 00:46:40,163 - Stars. 1034 00:46:41,065 --> 00:46:43,166 - I'm not a star. 1035 00:46:43,168 --> 00:46:44,967 - You look like a star to me. 1036 00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:46,269 - Oh, you skeeze-ball! 1037 00:46:46,271 --> 00:46:47,870 You used that line on me. 1038 00:46:47,872 --> 00:46:50,406 Oh, you are a piece of garbage! [ gasps ] 1039 00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:54,177 - Nice mentor you got there. 1040 00:46:54,179 --> 00:46:56,946 You're such a lucky girl. 1041 00:46:56,948 --> 00:46:58,815 - I don't need him. 1042 00:46:58,817 --> 00:47:01,284 My album's gonna outsell his. 1043 00:47:01,286 --> 00:47:03,286 My fans are gonna tear him apart. 1044 00:47:03,288 --> 00:47:06,088 - [ laughing ] Your fans? 1045 00:47:06,090 --> 00:47:07,190 [ snaps fingers ] 1046 00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:13,930 - Wow. You just take me to the nicest of places. 1047 00:47:13,932 --> 00:47:15,632 - Remember that pathetic fan 1048 00:47:15,633 --> 00:47:17,333 with her daughter that was trying to get your autograph, 1049 00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:18,901 just dying to meet you? 1050 00:47:18,903 --> 00:47:21,070 - Oh, no, please. Can we just go home, okay? 1051 00:47:21,072 --> 00:47:23,306 Look, I get it. I know what you're trying to tell me. 1052 00:47:23,308 --> 00:47:25,341 - That autograph would have been the only treat 1053 00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:27,343 she could give her daughter this year. 1054 00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:30,112 - Great. Wonderful. 1055 00:47:32,884 --> 00:47:37,920 - Um, I didn't know that you were gonna be so late tonight. 1056 00:47:37,922 --> 00:47:40,156 I-I have to be at Christmas tomorrow 1057 00:47:40,158 --> 00:47:41,424 at 9 A.M. with my parents. 1058 00:47:41,426 --> 00:47:43,926 - I'll pay you double. 1059 00:47:43,928 --> 00:47:45,094 - You don't have to do that. 1060 00:47:45,096 --> 00:47:46,963 - No, it's holiday pay. 1061 00:47:46,965 --> 00:47:49,899 Um, I get paid on Friday. Is that all right? 1062 00:47:49,901 --> 00:47:51,517 - I mean, okay. I mean, 1063 00:47:51,518 --> 00:47:53,134 but what time are you gonna be back tonight? 1064 00:47:53,137 --> 00:47:55,204 - [ sighs ] 1065 00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:58,941 - I don't know, but please, please just stay. 1066 00:47:58,943 --> 00:48:01,344 I can't miss this shift. 1067 00:48:01,346 --> 00:48:02,979 I-I already swapped 1068 00:48:02,981 --> 00:48:05,114 so that I could take Becca to go see Chance Love. 1069 00:48:05,116 --> 00:48:06,983 - Oh, how was the concert? 1070 00:48:06,985 --> 00:48:08,384 - Oh, we didn't get to see her play. 1071 00:48:08,386 --> 00:48:10,887 Just to try to get an autograph. 1072 00:48:10,889 --> 00:48:14,490 [ sighs ] We don't have the money for tickets right now. 1073 00:48:16,461 --> 00:48:18,194 - Um... 1074 00:48:20,031 --> 00:48:22,031 maybe you should find some other child care. 1075 00:48:22,033 --> 00:48:24,166 - I can't afford day care. 1076 00:48:25,136 --> 00:48:26,369 - I mean, I can't work for free. 1077 00:48:26,371 --> 00:48:28,037 I mean, I would if I could, 1078 00:48:28,039 --> 00:48:31,240 but I've gotta pay my bills, too. 1079 00:48:31,242 --> 00:48:33,910 - I know. I know. 1080 00:48:33,912 --> 00:48:35,978 Please just watch her for today. 1081 00:48:35,980 --> 00:48:40,449 And I'll pay you on Friday for next week in advance, I promise. 1082 00:48:40,451 --> 00:48:43,019 - Okay, but if Friday doesn't happen, 1083 00:48:43,021 --> 00:48:45,021 you're gonna have to find another sitter. 1084 00:48:45,023 --> 00:48:47,490 - A-And you understand, right? - Oh, I do. 1085 00:48:47,492 --> 00:48:48,958 Oh, God, I do. 1086 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,326 Um, I gotta go. Thank you. 1087 00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:52,929 Thank you. I'll be back in the morning. 1088 00:48:52,931 --> 00:48:56,098 Um, thank you. 1089 00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:57,934 I really do appreciate you. 1090 00:48:57,936 --> 00:48:59,568 Okay, bye. 1091 00:49:06,210 --> 00:49:08,210 - What a sweet woman. 1092 00:49:08,212 --> 00:49:10,346 - Okay, now can we go home? 1093 00:49:10,348 --> 00:49:11,480 - [ snaps fingers ] 1094 00:49:15,353 --> 00:49:16,953 - Becca. 1095 00:49:16,955 --> 00:49:19,255 Girl, you gotta go to sleep. 1096 00:49:19,257 --> 00:49:22,358 Come on. Why don't you lay down? 1097 00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:24,360 Besides, tomorrow is Christmas, 1098 00:49:24,362 --> 00:49:27,964 and Santa is not gonna come if you aren't asleep. 1099 00:49:27,966 --> 00:49:32,168 - Mama says Santa can't come this year. 1100 00:49:34,405 --> 00:49:36,439 - Well, adults don't know everything, 1101 00:49:36,441 --> 00:49:38,441 so why don't you hush up and get some sleep? 1102 00:49:38,443 --> 00:49:40,009 And I betcha he might 1103 00:49:40,011 --> 00:49:41,410 just have something for you in the morning. 1104 00:49:41,412 --> 00:49:43,145 - You think so? 1105 00:49:43,147 --> 00:49:45,548 - Well, you don't know if you don't go to sleep. 1106 00:49:50,355 --> 00:49:53,289 I'm gonna leave this one on for you. 1107 00:49:53,291 --> 00:49:54,523 Good night, girl. 1108 00:49:58,296 --> 00:50:01,464 - It's not like my autograph would have paid for their bills. 1109 00:50:01,466 --> 00:50:03,366 - You're right. It's worthless. - [ scoffs ] 1110 00:50:03,368 --> 00:50:05,234 - But it would have made that little girl's Christmas 1111 00:50:05,236 --> 00:50:06,402 just a little bit brighter. 1112 00:50:09,140 --> 00:50:11,107 - Well, my agent told me that I can't just sign 1113 00:50:11,109 --> 00:50:12,575 everything that gets shoved in my face. 1114 00:50:12,577 --> 00:50:14,343 Otherwise, it devalues my autograph, 1115 00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:16,112 and I wouldn't get to sign at conventions. 1116 00:50:16,114 --> 00:50:17,764 - I see. It's your agent's fault. 1117 00:50:17,765 --> 00:50:19,415 Let's see what he has to say. [ snaps fingers ] 1118 00:50:21,386 --> 00:50:23,285 - [ sighs ] Yep. 1119 00:50:23,287 --> 00:50:26,222 That blonde little tyrant wants me to get her a meeting 1120 00:50:26,224 --> 00:50:29,025 with Roger Grossman of Grossman Records. 1121 00:50:29,027 --> 00:50:30,626 - Is he talking about me? - Nope. 1122 00:50:30,628 --> 00:50:33,262 Brought you here to listen to him talk about someone else. 1123 00:50:33,264 --> 00:50:35,164 - No, I did not call him. 1124 00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:39,635 She's a diva. I don't want him thinking I work with crazies. 1125 00:50:39,637 --> 00:50:42,304 But now her assistant's trying to get her a meeting, 1126 00:50:42,306 --> 00:50:44,073 so I don't know what to do. 1127 00:50:44,075 --> 00:50:46,275 - He didn't call? 1128 00:50:46,277 --> 00:50:48,344 Oh, he's so fired! 1129 00:50:48,346 --> 00:50:50,513 You said you'd been waiting to hear back! 1130 00:50:50,515 --> 00:50:52,148 - You think he's the problem? 1131 00:50:52,150 --> 00:50:54,450 You think he didn't want to make a new album 1132 00:50:54,452 --> 00:50:56,385 so he can earn his cut? 1133 00:50:56,387 --> 00:50:58,054 - I think he's lost his mind 1134 00:50:58,056 --> 00:51:00,322 if he's not gonna get me in to see Grossman! 1135 00:51:01,459 --> 00:51:03,092 - If she messes this up, 1136 00:51:03,094 --> 00:51:04,326 I'm cutting all ties. 1137 00:51:04,328 --> 00:51:06,262 She treats me like hell, anyway. 1138 00:51:06,264 --> 00:51:09,331 - [ gasps ] Oh, you think I treat you like hell now? 1139 00:51:09,333 --> 00:51:11,300 You just wait until I get ahold of you! 1140 00:51:11,302 --> 00:51:13,202 I'm gonna tear you a new one! 1141 00:51:13,204 --> 00:51:14,470 - You ever sent him a thank-you note 1142 00:51:14,472 --> 00:51:15,504 for everything he's done? 1143 00:51:15,506 --> 00:51:17,606 A Christmas gift? 1144 00:51:17,608 --> 00:51:19,341 Ask him how his day is? 1145 00:51:19,343 --> 00:51:21,177 Take him to lunch? No? 1146 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:23,880 - Do you take any other stress meds? 1147 00:51:23,881 --> 00:51:25,481 'Cause I've been popping these like Tic Tacs, 1148 00:51:25,483 --> 00:51:27,516 and I really don't see a difference. 1149 00:51:28,486 --> 00:51:29,485 Whoa, Grandma! 1150 00:51:29,487 --> 00:51:31,220 Aren't those illegal? 1151 00:51:31,222 --> 00:51:35,558 Ah, anyway, I will see you at Christmas breakfast. 1152 00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,626 Yep, I know. It's late. 1153 00:51:37,628 --> 00:51:40,362 Gotta get back to the wife and kids. 1154 00:51:40,364 --> 00:51:42,364 Okay. Merry Christmas. 1155 00:51:42,366 --> 00:51:44,533 Love you, too. Good night. 1156 00:51:45,470 --> 00:51:47,303 - That's his grandma. 1157 00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:50,306 I have a totally different relationship with mine. 1158 00:51:50,308 --> 00:51:51,707 - He's married? 1159 00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:53,642 He has kids? 1160 00:51:54,712 --> 00:51:56,579 - How long has he been your agent? 1161 00:51:58,382 --> 00:52:00,249 - Ever since I first started. 1162 00:52:00,251 --> 00:52:02,384 - You suck. 1163 00:52:03,387 --> 00:52:06,388 - Yeah, you mentioned that. 1164 00:52:07,358 --> 00:52:09,492 [ cellphone rings ] 1165 00:52:10,695 --> 00:52:12,661 - Hey, babe. 1166 00:52:12,663 --> 00:52:15,631 Yeah. Yeah, I know. I-It's so late. 1167 00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:18,267 Look, I-I've just been trying to close Cleaver's deal 1168 00:52:18,269 --> 00:52:19,335 for the Europe tour. 1169 00:52:20,371 --> 00:52:22,321 Yeah, okay. 1170 00:52:22,322 --> 00:52:24,272 Uh, I'll be home in 15 minutes. 1171 00:52:24,275 --> 00:52:25,674 I love you, too, babe. 1172 00:52:39,757 --> 00:52:42,324 [ sighs ] 1173 00:52:49,467 --> 00:52:52,334 - Wow, he has really gotta get his life together. 1174 00:52:52,336 --> 00:52:54,170 - I see why you're so popular. 1175 00:52:54,172 --> 00:52:56,405 - Okay, look, I have had enough of this. 1176 00:52:56,407 --> 00:52:58,541 - Is that it? - Yes. 1177 00:52:58,543 --> 00:53:01,343 How dare you come into my life and judge me? 1178 00:53:01,345 --> 00:53:04,180 What gives you the right to kick a girl when she's down, huh? 1179 00:53:04,182 --> 00:53:05,548 Are you perfect? 1180 00:53:05,550 --> 00:53:07,449 - I'm an angel. 1181 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:10,419 - [ whooshing ] - [ yelps ] 1182 00:53:11,589 --> 00:53:13,689 [ gasping ] 1183 00:53:17,195 --> 00:53:19,461 [ dogs barking ] 1184 00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:24,500 [ door closes ] 1185 00:53:26,304 --> 00:53:27,503 Hello? 1186 00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:29,738 Any more ghosts? 1187 00:53:29,740 --> 00:53:31,840 I have a stick! 1188 00:53:34,679 --> 00:53:36,312 What am I doing? 1189 00:53:53,497 --> 00:53:55,598 [ music playing ] 1190 00:54:26,397 --> 00:54:27,796 [ gasps ] 1191 00:54:31,802 --> 00:54:32,935 [ screams ] 1192 00:54:34,338 --> 00:54:36,272 Get out! Get out! 1193 00:54:36,274 --> 00:54:39,575 I don't want to do this anymore! I didn't ask for any of this! 1194 00:54:40,544 --> 00:54:41,744 I'm gonna call the police! 1195 00:54:41,746 --> 00:54:43,612 I'm gonna call the police! 1196 00:54:45,816 --> 00:54:47,316 - 911. What's your emergency? - Yes! Yes! 1197 00:54:47,318 --> 00:54:48,784 I have an emergency! I have a stalk-- 1198 00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:50,953 - [ busy signal beeping ] - Hello? 1199 00:54:54,292 --> 00:54:55,892 Of course. 1200 00:54:55,893 --> 00:54:57,493 - [ raspy ] I am the third. 1201 00:54:57,495 --> 00:54:59,795 - What, did you die at Comic-Con? 1202 00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:01,897 - You will follow. 1203 00:55:04,502 --> 00:55:07,670 - Okay. Just let me get dressed. 1204 00:55:07,672 --> 00:55:09,338 - You will follow. 1205 00:55:09,340 --> 00:55:10,806 - Okay. 1206 00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:13,542 Right. Jeez. 1207 00:55:16,747 --> 00:55:19,548 Okay. Okay, right. 1208 00:55:19,550 --> 00:55:20,582 Just-- 1209 00:55:20,584 --> 00:55:22,918 - Whew. 1210 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,853 - Hold on. 1211 00:55:24,855 --> 00:55:26,889 You just had the-- 1212 00:55:26,891 --> 00:55:28,891 And--And you--Blehh. 1213 00:55:28,893 --> 00:55:30,526 And now you-- 1214 00:55:30,528 --> 00:55:32,995 - You gotta admit, pretty scary, right? 1215 00:55:34,532 --> 00:55:35,531 [ laughs ] 1216 00:55:35,533 --> 00:55:37,433 - What is going on? 1217 00:55:37,435 --> 00:55:40,636 - Ooh, the old tricks are the best tricks. 1218 00:55:40,638 --> 00:55:41,804 Got your attention. 1219 00:55:41,806 --> 00:55:43,539 - You're trying to scare me? 1220 00:55:43,541 --> 00:55:46,642 - Literally the only thing that I hope to do. 1221 00:55:46,644 --> 00:55:47,676 - I don't understand. 1222 00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:50,779 - You will get but one view. 1223 00:55:50,781 --> 00:55:53,649 You will not speak unless prompted. 1224 00:55:53,651 --> 00:55:55,517 You will not move unless told. 1225 00:55:55,519 --> 00:55:58,487 You will not get another chance. 1226 00:56:01,492 --> 00:56:04,994 [ tablet beeps ] 1227 00:56:04,995 --> 00:56:08,497 Girl, you must have seriously screwed up. Mm. 1228 00:56:08,499 --> 00:56:09,999 - Okay, let's do this, then. 1229 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,500 Let's get it over with. Wh-What is this? 1230 00:56:11,502 --> 00:56:12,568 - Oh, please. 1231 00:56:12,570 --> 00:56:14,937 Don't be a fool. 1232 00:56:14,939 --> 00:56:17,840 It's time to prove you're worth the effort. 1233 00:56:17,842 --> 00:56:20,760 Don't waste this. 1234 00:56:20,761 --> 00:56:23,679 A Christmas gift like this only comes once in a lifetime. 1235 00:56:23,681 --> 00:56:25,647 - Okay, yeah. I got it. 1236 00:56:25,649 --> 00:56:26,915 So where we going? 1237 00:56:33,391 --> 00:56:36,792 - Remember in Hawaii? 1238 00:56:38,429 --> 00:56:42,398 We pestered her until we got her to try skimboarding. 1239 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:45,534 - [ whoosh ] - Again? I've been here already. 1240 00:56:49,407 --> 00:56:50,539 - [ laughs ] 1241 00:56:50,541 --> 00:56:52,708 And she fell, 1242 00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:54,643 bruised her butt so bad. 1243 00:56:54,645 --> 00:56:56,812 - [ chuckles ] Yeah, I remember. 1244 00:56:56,814 --> 00:56:58,747 And she didn't sit for two days. 1245 00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:00,682 - [ laughing ] 1246 00:57:06,023 --> 00:57:08,657 [ sighs ] 1247 00:57:08,659 --> 00:57:09,925 - Did she, uh... 1248 00:57:12,897 --> 00:57:14,596 Did she go peacefully? 1249 00:57:18,536 --> 00:57:19,668 - In her sleep. 1250 00:57:22,506 --> 00:57:23,772 - She died? 1251 00:57:24,975 --> 00:57:26,575 She dies? 1252 00:57:27,845 --> 00:57:29,945 What happened? 1253 00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:34,049 - I come for her two weeks before next Christmas. 1254 00:57:35,753 --> 00:57:38,654 - Dad, stay as long as you want, all right? 1255 00:57:39,690 --> 00:57:41,990 - Your mom would be proud of you... 1256 00:57:43,994 --> 00:57:45,928 taking care of your old man. 1257 00:57:45,930 --> 00:57:46,995 [ chuckles ] 1258 00:57:49,066 --> 00:57:50,933 - Man, it's so strange 1259 00:57:50,935 --> 00:57:53,602 referring to her in the past tense. 1260 00:57:56,474 --> 00:57:58,674 - Yeah. I-- 1261 00:57:58,676 --> 00:58:00,709 I still wake up at night... 1262 00:58:01,946 --> 00:58:04,112 expecting her to be next to me. 1263 00:58:07,785 --> 00:58:08,951 God. 1264 00:58:10,087 --> 00:58:12,754 Ah, sorry. 1265 00:58:13,858 --> 00:58:16,558 - Dad, don't worry about it. - Sorry. 1266 00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,160 - Just let it all out, okay? 1267 00:58:20,531 --> 00:58:21,830 Let it all out. 1268 00:58:22,766 --> 00:58:24,800 I'm sorry I wasn't there. 1269 00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:28,103 - She knew you loved her. 1270 00:58:31,108 --> 00:58:35,010 - How 'bout I make us uh, some tea, yeah? 1271 00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:36,178 - Yeah. 1272 00:58:37,615 --> 00:58:38,680 - Yeah. 1273 00:58:39,617 --> 00:58:40,782 - Okay. 1274 00:58:47,791 --> 00:58:49,825 - He's not even there when she passes? 1275 00:58:50,928 --> 00:58:52,861 - So now you care? 1276 00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:54,096 - [ scoffs ] 1277 00:58:57,701 --> 00:58:59,668 This isn't real! 1278 00:58:59,670 --> 00:59:01,970 None of this has even happened! 1279 00:59:01,972 --> 00:59:03,939 Y-You're a liar! 1280 00:59:03,941 --> 00:59:05,073 This is some sick joke that-- 1281 00:59:05,075 --> 00:59:06,975 - A joke? 1282 00:59:06,977 --> 00:59:10,579 The weak and foolish tempt me. 1283 00:59:10,581 --> 00:59:14,816 The brave laugh in my face. 1284 00:59:14,818 --> 00:59:17,553 I am eternal. 1285 00:59:17,555 --> 00:59:20,155 I am the constant! 1286 00:59:20,157 --> 00:59:23,692 All will come to me in the end! 1287 00:59:23,694 --> 00:59:27,095 I speak only truth! 1288 00:59:27,097 --> 00:59:29,131 [ lights buzzing ] 1289 00:59:32,703 --> 00:59:34,570 - Why are you showing me all this? 1290 00:59:34,572 --> 00:59:40,709 - This? This is the result of your uncaring greed, 1291 00:59:40,711 --> 00:59:43,745 your self-importance... 1292 00:59:45,015 --> 00:59:47,149 your complete blindness 1293 00:59:47,151 --> 00:59:50,686 to the plight of others who genuinely... 1294 00:59:52,656 --> 00:59:54,723 care about you. 1295 00:59:58,729 --> 01:00:00,829 You have one hope. 1296 01:00:05,603 --> 01:00:06,902 Chance... 1297 01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:10,072 open your heart. 1298 01:01:04,895 --> 01:01:07,929 Announcer: Welcome back to "Dance or Bust," 1299 01:01:07,931 --> 01:01:09,898 where former celebs... - What is this? 1300 01:01:09,900 --> 01:01:11,900 - Is that me? - ...social media has-been... 1301 01:01:11,902 --> 01:01:14,286 - What happens to me? 1302 01:01:14,287 --> 01:01:16,671 - Karma, fate, call it what you want. 1303 01:01:16,674 --> 01:01:18,840 - Shane, what did you think of today's performances? 1304 01:01:18,842 --> 01:01:21,810 - Yeah, no, I know, Mom. I wish I could be there, too, 1305 01:01:21,812 --> 01:01:25,681 but I'm just so swamped with work right now. 1306 01:01:25,683 --> 01:01:27,983 Hi, Dad. Hi. Merry Christmas. 1307 01:01:27,985 --> 01:01:30,952 No, I know. I'm--I'm so sorry. I really gotta go. 1308 01:01:30,954 --> 01:01:33,021 Okay, all right. I love you. O-Okay, bye. 1309 01:01:33,023 --> 01:01:34,640 - So sad. 1310 01:01:34,641 --> 01:01:36,258 - Our judges have made a final decision. 1311 01:01:39,096 --> 01:01:41,697 With the lowest score 1312 01:01:41,699 --> 01:01:44,733 recorded in the history of "Dance or Bust," 1313 01:01:44,735 --> 01:01:46,702 former teen pop icon Chance Love 1314 01:01:46,704 --> 01:01:48,236 has officially been eliminated 1315 01:01:48,238 --> 01:01:50,706 in the first round of the competition. 1316 01:01:50,708 --> 01:01:53,975 Seems like the judges have been pretty harsh on her. 1317 01:01:53,977 --> 01:01:56,211 - The judges? Life's been harsh on her, 1318 01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:58,113 and it's not letting up any time soon. 1319 01:01:58,115 --> 01:02:01,817 - I do a celebrity dance show? Aw, jeez. 1320 01:02:01,819 --> 01:02:03,151 - Who are you to judge? 1321 01:02:03,153 --> 01:02:05,220 Not everyone does it to pay their lawyer. 1322 01:02:05,222 --> 01:02:08,724 - My lawyer? What do I need a lawyer for? 1323 01:02:08,726 --> 01:02:12,260 - There's a price for living only for yourself, 1324 01:02:12,262 --> 01:02:14,262 and the bill comes due. 1325 01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:18,467 [ knock on door ] 1326 01:02:18,468 --> 01:02:20,035 - Thank you, guys, so much for watching 1327 01:02:20,037 --> 01:02:22,370 and tuning in to "Dance or Bust." 1328 01:02:28,345 --> 01:02:29,811 - Yeah, uh... 1329 01:02:29,813 --> 01:02:31,146 - Chance Love? - Yes. 1330 01:02:31,148 --> 01:02:32,814 - I'm Agent Harris with the FBI. 1331 01:02:32,816 --> 01:02:34,182 You're under arrest for tax evasion. 1332 01:02:34,184 --> 01:02:35,917 - Cuff her. - What? This is ridiculous! 1333 01:02:35,919 --> 01:02:37,185 - Miss, I need you to turn around, 1334 01:02:37,187 --> 01:02:38,320 put your hands behind your back. 1335 01:02:38,322 --> 01:02:39,688 - Oh, my God! 1336 01:02:39,689 --> 01:02:41,055 - There's no way that happens! 1337 01:02:41,058 --> 01:02:42,324 - Oh, but it does. 1338 01:02:42,326 --> 01:02:43,792 - ...against you in a court of law. 1339 01:02:43,794 --> 01:02:45,978 - No! No! Get off of me! 1340 01:02:45,979 --> 01:02:48,163 - Stop resisting! - No! Ow! [ sobbing ] 1341 01:02:48,165 --> 01:02:50,165 - [ gasping ] - You understand these rights? 1342 01:02:50,167 --> 01:02:52,134 - Yes, I do! I freaking want an attorney. 1343 01:02:52,136 --> 01:02:54,803 Oh, I'm gonna lawyer up so hard, and you're gonna be so screwed! 1344 01:02:54,805 --> 01:02:56,772 You have no idea! I hope you like your job, 1345 01:02:56,774 --> 01:02:58,524 because you're gonna miss it! 1346 01:02:58,525 --> 01:03:00,275 Ow! I'm gonna wear your badge like a belt buckle! 1347 01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:02,310 - Officer: Get in! - [ gasping ] 1348 01:03:02,312 --> 01:03:04,346 You'll be sorry. I'm Chance Love. 1349 01:03:04,348 --> 01:03:06,214 You have no idea what you're doing! 1350 01:03:06,216 --> 01:03:07,949 - Charming. 1351 01:03:07,951 --> 01:03:10,786 - You can't treat me like this. 1352 01:03:10,788 --> 01:03:13,038 - Ah, whatever. 1353 01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:15,289 - Are you kidding me? I get arrested on Christmas? 1354 01:03:15,292 --> 01:03:18,059 What kind of a horrible person arrests someone on Christmas? 1355 01:03:18,061 --> 01:03:20,328 - Aw, sweetie pie, 1356 01:03:20,330 --> 01:03:22,164 you ain't seen nothin' yet. 1357 01:03:22,166 --> 01:03:24,166 Let's go. 1358 01:03:35,045 --> 01:03:38,246 Let's take a trip further down the rabbit hole. 1359 01:03:41,418 --> 01:03:42,851 - Jail? 1360 01:03:42,853 --> 01:03:44,986 I'm in jail? 1361 01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:46,354 What's going on? 1362 01:03:46,356 --> 01:03:48,223 Okay, look. Now I know you're lying, 1363 01:03:48,225 --> 01:03:50,358 because my lawyer would never let me rot in jail. 1364 01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,127 You are so full of it. 1365 01:03:52,129 --> 01:03:56,031 - You got 18 months. Prison ain't no joke. 1366 01:03:56,033 --> 01:03:57,299 Toughens you up a little bit. 1367 01:03:57,301 --> 01:03:59,434 - I've been in jail a year? 1368 01:03:59,436 --> 01:04:01,069 - Mm-hmm. 1369 01:04:01,071 --> 01:04:03,839 - [ gasps ] I'm broke? 1370 01:04:03,841 --> 01:04:06,141 - What? You're untouchable? 1371 01:04:06,143 --> 01:04:10,145 The rules don't apply to the great Chance Love? 1372 01:04:10,147 --> 01:04:12,247 Turns out Uncle Sam doesn't agree. 1373 01:04:12,249 --> 01:04:17,452 - ¶ 'Cause my only wish is ¶ 1374 01:04:19,356 --> 01:04:23,959 ¶ To go home for Christmas ¶ 1375 01:04:23,961 --> 01:04:26,645 [ keys jangling ] 1376 01:04:26,646 --> 01:04:29,330 - Prisoner 23582, step back from the bars. 1377 01:04:32,169 --> 01:04:34,870 It's time for your scheduled visitation. 1378 01:04:34,872 --> 01:04:36,171 Please step out. 1379 01:04:39,076 --> 01:04:40,141 - Are they-- - Walk! 1380 01:04:44,181 --> 01:04:46,114 - Oh! He shoved me! 1381 01:04:46,116 --> 01:04:47,415 He can't shove me! 1382 01:04:47,417 --> 01:04:50,485 - [ sighs ] I am so tired of you. 1383 01:04:50,487 --> 01:04:52,988 Shut up. Open your eyes. 1384 01:04:52,990 --> 01:04:55,423 Maybe you'll actually learn something. 1385 01:05:01,932 --> 01:05:03,031 [ whoosh ] 1386 01:05:04,434 --> 01:05:07,435 - Well, who am I visiting with? 1387 01:05:09,172 --> 01:05:11,106 [ door opens ] 1388 01:05:11,108 --> 01:05:13,174 [ sighs ] Thanks for all the help. 1389 01:05:13,176 --> 01:05:14,309 [ door closes ] 1390 01:05:16,113 --> 01:05:18,413 - Ms. Love, I'm sorry to inform you 1391 01:05:18,415 --> 01:05:20,282 that your visitors were unable to make it. 1392 01:05:20,284 --> 01:05:24,185 [ gate buzzer buzzes ] 1393 01:05:24,187 --> 01:05:26,021 Miss? 1394 01:05:26,023 --> 01:05:28,156 - N-No, they said they're coming. 1395 01:05:28,158 --> 01:05:30,075 - Look, you're not the only prisoner 1396 01:05:30,076 --> 01:05:31,993 whose family didn't show up. Now please stand up. 1397 01:05:31,995 --> 01:05:34,462 - They're gonna come, okay? 1398 01:05:35,465 --> 01:05:37,065 They're coming. 1399 01:05:39,002 --> 01:05:40,936 - Miss, let's go. 1400 01:05:40,938 --> 01:05:42,370 - No. 1401 01:05:42,372 --> 01:05:44,239 They're coming. 1402 01:05:44,241 --> 01:05:46,207 - Miss, come on. - They're coming. 1403 01:05:46,209 --> 01:05:48,209 - Let's go. - They're gonna come, okay? 1404 01:05:48,211 --> 01:05:49,477 They're coming. 1405 01:05:52,015 --> 01:05:55,150 - I'm sure they just got held up at the airport. 1406 01:05:55,152 --> 01:05:57,302 It's the holidays, so... 1407 01:05:57,303 --> 01:05:59,453 - Yeah. [ chuckles ] The holidays. 1408 01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:02,123 I'm sure that's exactly what it is. 1409 01:06:38,996 --> 01:06:41,213 - I guess I'd have to say 1410 01:06:41,214 --> 01:06:43,431 that this beautiful flower is my inspiration. 1411 01:06:43,433 --> 01:06:46,501 [ crowd clamoring ] 1412 01:06:48,605 --> 01:06:50,305 - Career gone. 1413 01:06:50,307 --> 01:06:52,273 Family gone. 1414 01:06:52,275 --> 01:06:55,176 Looks gone. Money gone. 1415 01:06:56,413 --> 01:06:57,545 You wither. 1416 01:06:59,282 --> 01:07:01,416 You never marry. 1417 01:07:01,418 --> 01:07:04,185 You never travel. You never leave the house. 1418 01:07:11,461 --> 01:07:15,463 - But this is just a possible outcome 1419 01:07:15,465 --> 01:07:17,198 if everything goes a certain way, right? 1420 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:18,533 It's not definite. 1421 01:07:18,535 --> 01:07:20,602 - You spiral. 1422 01:07:20,604 --> 01:07:24,239 You lie to family and friends. 1423 01:07:24,241 --> 01:07:26,274 You sit right there. 1424 01:07:27,444 --> 01:07:30,278 You watch as the world forgets you. 1425 01:07:32,049 --> 01:07:33,448 - Okay, I'm ready to go back now. 1426 01:07:33,450 --> 01:07:35,183 Can you just please take me back? 1427 01:07:35,185 --> 01:07:36,584 - Mm-mmm. 1428 01:07:36,586 --> 01:07:38,720 One last stop. 1429 01:07:40,624 --> 01:07:42,190 [ whoosh ] 1430 01:07:42,192 --> 01:07:44,092 - All the furniture is included if you want. 1431 01:07:44,094 --> 01:07:47,195 And this is this fantastic master bedroom. 1432 01:07:47,197 --> 01:07:50,231 And right off to the side here is the bathroom. 1433 01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:52,067 - I like that tub. 1434 01:07:52,069 --> 01:07:54,169 - [ chuckles ] If you guys follow me right over here, 1435 01:07:54,171 --> 01:07:57,372 I'm excited to show you this spacious backyard. 1436 01:07:58,341 --> 01:08:01,176 - So I sell my house? Great. 1437 01:08:01,178 --> 01:08:03,111 - You didn't sell it. 1438 01:08:03,113 --> 01:08:04,279 - What do you mean? 1439 01:08:05,382 --> 01:08:06,681 - The house's previous owner 1440 01:08:06,683 --> 01:08:10,118 was recording artist Chance Love. 1441 01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:12,620 - Oh. - Who--Who is that? 1442 01:08:12,622 --> 01:08:15,090 - Honey, he's in The Roots. - Oh. 1443 01:08:15,092 --> 01:08:18,259 - No. She did one of those reality shows once. 1444 01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:19,661 It's a quite sad story, actually. 1445 01:08:19,663 --> 01:08:21,463 Anyway, follow me this way. 1446 01:08:21,465 --> 01:08:24,099 I'm gonna show you this fantastic, beautiful kitchen... 1447 01:08:24,101 --> 01:08:25,433 - What's the sad story? 1448 01:08:26,636 --> 01:08:29,270 - Be careful what you ask of me. 1449 01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:31,206 You cannot unsee your fate. 1450 01:08:31,208 --> 01:08:34,275 - What happens to me? 1451 01:08:36,346 --> 01:08:38,313 [ dispatch radio chatter ] 1452 01:08:44,154 --> 01:08:45,153 - Ms. Love? 1453 01:08:45,155 --> 01:08:46,554 Ms. Love, can you hear me? 1454 01:08:46,556 --> 01:08:49,124 Can you hear me? 1455 01:08:49,126 --> 01:08:51,259 The air bag did a number on her. 1456 01:08:51,261 --> 01:08:53,361 We need to clear her airway. Get her head back. 1457 01:08:53,363 --> 01:08:54,462 [ siren approaching ] 1458 01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,264 - What's happening? 1459 01:08:56,266 --> 01:08:59,767 - The crash threw you clear of your car. 1460 01:09:03,373 --> 01:09:05,023 - She's shaking. 1461 01:09:05,024 --> 01:09:06,674 Hold her still. I can't get the I.V. in. 1462 01:09:08,745 --> 01:09:09,811 - Do I die? 1463 01:09:12,282 --> 01:09:13,414 Is this how I die? 1464 01:09:16,386 --> 01:09:17,519 I don't believe you. 1465 01:09:17,521 --> 01:09:19,354 You're liars! 1466 01:09:19,356 --> 01:09:21,256 I want to go home. 1467 01:09:21,258 --> 01:09:23,424 I want to go home right now. 1468 01:09:24,628 --> 01:09:26,828 - Check the other victim's pulse! 1469 01:09:28,198 --> 01:09:29,497 - What other victim? 1470 01:09:35,238 --> 01:09:36,437 Brian? 1471 01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:38,439 What is he doing here? 1472 01:09:38,441 --> 01:09:40,441 - He was in the passenger seat. 1473 01:09:41,478 --> 01:09:43,645 Never abandons you. 1474 01:09:43,647 --> 01:09:46,414 Sticks by your side to the very end. 1475 01:09:46,416 --> 01:09:48,583 - He doesn't die, okay? 1476 01:09:48,585 --> 01:09:50,718 He doesn't die. 1477 01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:53,588 Take me, okay? 1478 01:09:53,590 --> 01:09:55,723 Take me instead, but he doesn't die! 1479 01:09:55,725 --> 01:09:57,725 Take me instead! 1480 01:09:57,727 --> 01:09:58,793 [ crying ] I'm sorry. 1481 01:09:58,795 --> 01:10:00,728 - He's gone. 1482 01:10:00,730 --> 01:10:05,266 Time of death, 2:27. 1483 01:10:08,205 --> 01:10:10,271 - He does not die. 1484 01:10:10,273 --> 01:10:11,773 He does not die. 1485 01:10:13,210 --> 01:10:15,210 He does not die. 1486 01:10:15,212 --> 01:10:17,212 [ crying ] 1487 01:10:17,214 --> 01:10:19,314 [ siren blaring ] 1488 01:10:22,319 --> 01:10:23,751 I'm sorry. 1489 01:10:27,224 --> 01:10:28,256 - Okay, let's get her going. 1490 01:10:28,258 --> 01:10:29,791 Okay, let's get her back. 1491 01:10:29,792 --> 01:10:31,325 - Let's get her back. - Chance: Take me instead. 1492 01:10:31,328 --> 01:10:32,594 - Charging at 360! - Take me. 1493 01:10:32,596 --> 01:10:35,496 Take me instead. 1494 01:10:36,466 --> 01:10:37,832 - Charging. - [ paddles whine ] 1495 01:10:37,834 --> 01:10:39,634 Clear! 1496 01:10:39,636 --> 01:10:40,635 Shocking! 1497 01:10:40,637 --> 01:10:41,836 Chance: Don't die. 1498 01:10:41,838 --> 01:10:43,338 [ paddles thump ] 1499 01:10:45,542 --> 01:10:46,574 Take me instead. 1500 01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:47,809 [ echo ] Take me instead. 1501 01:10:47,811 --> 01:10:49,310 [ whoosh ] 1502 01:10:53,350 --> 01:10:54,449 - [ harp plays ] - Please. 1503 01:10:54,451 --> 01:10:55,650 Please, no. 1504 01:10:55,652 --> 01:10:57,518 I'll change. I swear. 1505 01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:00,521 Please just give me one more chance. 1506 01:11:00,523 --> 01:11:02,423 - Hey! You all right? 1507 01:11:02,425 --> 01:11:03,524 We're here. 1508 01:11:03,526 --> 01:11:05,360 Sorry. Traffic was really bad. 1509 01:11:05,362 --> 01:11:06,794 - Brian? 1510 01:11:07,731 --> 01:11:09,430 You're alive?! 1511 01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:12,567 - Yeah, last I checked. 1512 01:11:12,569 --> 01:11:13,901 [ chuckles ] 1513 01:11:14,804 --> 01:11:16,537 - Thank you! 1514 01:11:18,275 --> 01:11:19,774 Wait! What--What day is it? 1515 01:11:19,776 --> 01:11:21,776 - It's Christmas Eve. 1516 01:11:22,879 --> 01:11:26,447 Wow, that must have been one heck of a nap. 1517 01:11:26,449 --> 01:11:28,816 - Really? I didn't miss it? 1518 01:11:28,818 --> 01:11:31,519 - No, you only been asleep, like, less than an hour. 1519 01:11:31,521 --> 01:11:33,488 - What? 1520 01:11:33,490 --> 01:11:36,524 Thank you. Thank you. 1521 01:11:36,526 --> 01:11:38,109 - You're welcome? 1522 01:11:38,110 --> 01:11:39,693 - H-Hey, are you feeling okay? 1523 01:11:39,696 --> 01:11:42,630 - I've never felt better in my whole life! 1524 01:11:42,632 --> 01:11:44,832 - Well, that's good. That's amazing. 1525 01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:47,969 Wow, I'm so happy how happy you are. 1526 01:11:48,872 --> 01:11:50,438 Hey, guess what? 1527 01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:51,739 While you were asleep, Ron Grossman called. 1528 01:11:51,741 --> 01:11:53,941 He wants to set up a phone meeting ASAP. 1529 01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:58,980 - Can you come inside with me for just five minutes? 1530 01:12:00,483 --> 01:12:02,617 - Sure. - Okay. 1531 01:12:02,619 --> 01:12:05,553 Is that okay, if you just wait for five minutes? 1532 01:12:05,555 --> 01:12:06,754 - Fine with me. 1533 01:12:06,756 --> 01:12:09,624 - Thank you. I appreciate that. 1534 01:12:10,694 --> 01:12:12,560 - Hey, you sure you don't want me 1535 01:12:12,562 --> 01:12:14,495 to get Roger on the phone again? 1536 01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:17,865 - No. 1537 01:12:17,867 --> 01:12:19,334 Come with me. 1538 01:12:19,336 --> 01:12:20,669 - [ laughs ] Okay. 1539 01:12:20,670 --> 01:12:22,003 - [ door closes ] - All right. 1540 01:12:23,473 --> 01:12:25,440 What's going on? What you doing? 1541 01:12:25,442 --> 01:12:26,874 - Okay. Oh, good, good, good! 1542 01:12:26,876 --> 01:12:28,343 I found them! Right. 1543 01:12:28,345 --> 01:12:30,478 - What? What are they? 1544 01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:32,046 - Come on! 1545 01:12:32,047 --> 01:12:33,613 - What--What are you up to? 1546 01:12:33,616 --> 01:12:35,683 - Airplane ticket vouchers. 1547 01:12:35,685 --> 01:12:37,352 - Okay. You going somewhere? 1548 01:12:37,354 --> 01:12:40,355 - Uh-uh. We are. 1549 01:12:40,357 --> 01:12:41,422 We're going home. 1550 01:12:41,424 --> 01:12:43,358 - Seriously? 1551 01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:44,692 - Mm-hmm. 1552 01:12:44,694 --> 01:12:46,461 Come on. 1553 01:12:46,463 --> 01:12:47,595 - You need a bag or something? 1554 01:12:47,597 --> 01:12:48,763 [ car engine revs ] 1555 01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:51,766 - Jason? 1556 01:12:51,768 --> 01:12:53,768 - What up, girl? Great news! 1557 01:12:53,770 --> 01:12:56,504 I got us the deal! I talked to Grossman! 1558 01:12:56,506 --> 01:12:59,841 He wants us to produce a duet album, media gold mine. 1559 01:12:59,843 --> 01:13:02,977 You will not believe the money! Time to celebrate! 1560 01:13:02,979 --> 01:13:06,481 - Seriously? A duet with you? 1561 01:13:06,483 --> 01:13:07,515 - Heck, yeah. 1562 01:13:07,517 --> 01:13:08,850 Get on in. 1563 01:13:12,622 --> 01:13:14,455 - Aw, Chance... 1564 01:13:19,662 --> 01:13:21,429 - Jason... 1565 01:13:21,431 --> 01:13:22,930 this just isn't working out. 1566 01:13:30,473 --> 01:13:31,873 - Are you sure? 1567 01:13:33,943 --> 01:13:35,042 - Come on. 1568 01:13:36,813 --> 01:13:37,912 - Babe? 1569 01:13:44,020 --> 01:13:46,554 - [ laughs ] 1570 01:13:46,556 --> 01:13:47,955 - You laughing at me? 1571 01:13:49,459 --> 01:13:50,825 - [ sighs ] 1572 01:14:00,804 --> 01:14:02,837 - I always hated that guy. 1573 01:14:02,839 --> 01:14:04,806 - Airport, please. 1574 01:14:04,808 --> 01:14:06,541 - You're the boss. 1575 01:14:06,543 --> 01:14:08,843 - I can't believe this is happening. 1576 01:14:10,747 --> 01:14:13,014 - Cory? Hi. It's Chance. 1577 01:14:13,016 --> 01:14:15,783 Look, I am so sorry for how I've acted with you, 1578 01:14:15,785 --> 01:14:17,852 and I know I've been a slave-driving diva, 1579 01:14:17,854 --> 01:14:20,455 but I really need a favor. 1580 01:14:20,457 --> 01:14:24,659 I know it's really late on Christmas Eve, but please. 1581 01:14:24,661 --> 01:14:27,128 [ knock on door ] 1582 01:14:33,837 --> 01:14:34,836 - Hello? 1583 01:14:34,838 --> 01:14:36,003 - Hello. Merry Christmas! 1584 01:14:36,005 --> 01:14:37,872 - Uh, oh. I'm sorry. 1585 01:14:37,874 --> 01:14:41,642 Can I help you? I'm sor-- What are you doing? 1586 01:14:44,781 --> 01:14:46,781 Look, I don't live here. I'm just the sitter. 1587 01:14:46,783 --> 01:14:49,951 - Actually, I'm looking for you. 1588 01:14:49,953 --> 01:14:51,686 - Uh, for me? 1589 01:14:51,688 --> 01:14:54,722 - I have no clue what you said to her, but thank you. 1590 01:14:54,724 --> 01:14:56,624 - Uh, to who? 1591 01:14:56,626 --> 01:14:58,593 - Uh, these are all for the little girl, 1592 01:14:58,595 --> 01:15:00,962 and we have one more that needs to be special ordered. 1593 01:15:00,964 --> 01:15:02,630 - I'm sorry. I don't understand. 1594 01:15:02,632 --> 01:15:04,866 - And this is for you. 1595 01:15:07,637 --> 01:15:09,771 - [ gasps ] 1596 01:15:09,772 --> 01:15:11,906 - My client instructed me to give you this. 1597 01:15:11,908 --> 01:15:14,876 She's paying for your services to this household. 1598 01:15:14,878 --> 01:15:16,544 - A-Are you kidding? I mean, 1599 01:15:16,546 --> 01:15:18,646 this is three times what I make in a year. 1600 01:15:18,648 --> 01:15:20,781 - Well, Merry Christmas! 1601 01:15:22,752 --> 01:15:24,986 - Wait. Um... 1602 01:15:25,922 --> 01:15:26,988 Di... 1603 01:15:28,858 --> 01:15:30,691 Did anyone else see that? 1604 01:15:35,665 --> 01:15:37,198 - Merry Christmas. 1605 01:15:39,669 --> 01:15:41,035 - Mom? Dad? 1606 01:15:41,037 --> 01:15:43,905 - [ mouths words ] 1607 01:15:43,907 --> 01:15:45,072 - Mom? Dad? 1608 01:15:45,074 --> 01:15:47,942 - Cherry Bear, hey! - Hey! 1609 01:15:47,944 --> 01:15:49,510 - Merry Christmas! 1610 01:15:49,511 --> 01:15:51,077 - Merry Christmas! - Yeah! 1611 01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:53,080 - I'm so sorry I'm late. 1612 01:15:53,082 --> 01:15:55,082 I love you guys so much! 1613 01:15:55,084 --> 01:15:57,852 I'm so sorry for how I've treated you and how I've acted. 1614 01:15:57,854 --> 01:16:00,688 - Aw, don't worry about it. You're right on time. 1615 01:16:00,690 --> 01:16:02,890 - Are you gonna stay? - Yeah. 1616 01:16:02,892 --> 01:16:05,059 We're gonna spend Christmas as a family. 1617 01:16:05,061 --> 01:16:06,060 - Ah, yes. 1618 01:16:06,062 --> 01:16:07,795 - Okay. I have an idea, 1619 01:16:07,797 --> 01:16:09,697 and I need your guys' help. 1620 01:16:09,699 --> 01:16:12,099 It's gonna sound a little crazy. 1621 01:16:12,101 --> 01:16:14,201 [ ambulance siren blaring ] 1622 01:16:19,609 --> 01:16:22,710 Excuse me. Uh, where Mrs. Barnes' room? 1623 01:16:22,712 --> 01:16:25,046 - Are you friend or family? 1624 01:16:26,149 --> 01:16:28,015 - I'm a friend. 1625 01:16:28,017 --> 01:16:29,817 - Oh, you just missed visiting hours. 1626 01:16:29,819 --> 01:16:32,119 It's, uh, family only. 1627 01:16:32,121 --> 01:16:33,154 - Oh, my gosh. 1628 01:16:33,156 --> 01:16:34,855 You're Chance Love! 1629 01:16:34,857 --> 01:16:36,791 - Yeah, in the flesh. 1630 01:16:36,793 --> 01:16:38,125 - I follow you on Instagram. 1631 01:16:38,127 --> 01:16:41,662 - That is so sweet. Thank you. 1632 01:16:41,664 --> 01:16:44,999 Look, I'm sorry. A-Are you a paramedic? 1633 01:16:45,001 --> 01:16:46,867 - Th-That's just so weird that you would ask that. 1634 01:16:46,869 --> 01:16:48,603 I'm actually training to become one, 1635 01:16:48,605 --> 01:16:52,006 hoping to move out west and hop on an E.R. unit. 1636 01:16:52,008 --> 01:16:55,943 - I have a feeling you'll do really well. 1637 01:16:55,945 --> 01:16:57,645 - Thanks. 1638 01:16:57,647 --> 01:16:59,280 - Look, is there any way 1639 01:16:59,281 --> 01:17:00,914 that you could sneak me into my friend's room? 1640 01:17:00,917 --> 01:17:02,850 I mean, it is Christmas. 1641 01:17:02,852 --> 01:17:06,988 - Well, I'm not supposed to, 1642 01:17:06,990 --> 01:17:09,090 but I'm happy to make an exception this time. 1643 01:17:09,092 --> 01:17:10,758 - I'll show you where. - Great. 1644 01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,094 Oh, wait. Okay, um... 1645 01:17:13,096 --> 01:17:15,096 this is for the children's wing, 1646 01:17:15,098 --> 01:17:17,832 but don't tell anyone who it's from. 1647 01:17:22,672 --> 01:17:24,205 - You're an absolute angel. 1648 01:17:24,207 --> 01:17:26,774 Administration is gonna freak! 1649 01:17:26,776 --> 01:17:28,943 - Okay, one more favor. 1650 01:17:28,945 --> 01:17:31,178 Uh, come here. 1651 01:17:32,949 --> 01:17:35,249 - I just don't understand. 1652 01:17:35,251 --> 01:17:38,919 I thought you said you couldn't come. I mean, 1653 01:17:38,921 --> 01:17:43,658 we're so happy that you're here, but what about your job? 1654 01:17:43,660 --> 01:17:46,694 - Yeah, Mom, I can stay as long as I need to, 1655 01:17:46,696 --> 01:17:49,196 paid, and she gave me a raise. 1656 01:17:49,198 --> 01:17:51,666 - Oh, my... - [Mr. Barnes sighs] 1657 01:17:51,668 --> 01:17:53,868 - What a wonderful girl. 1658 01:17:53,870 --> 01:17:55,936 - Well, I'll be. 1659 01:17:55,938 --> 01:17:59,907 It looks like I'm gonna have to get you a pig to kiss, son! 1660 01:17:59,909 --> 01:18:02,043 [ all laughing ] 1661 01:18:02,045 --> 01:18:04,211 - You know, he's right. I did promise, 1662 01:18:04,213 --> 01:18:06,147 so, yeah, you go ahead, and find that pig, 1663 01:18:06,149 --> 01:18:08,683 - 'cause I will kiss it! - [ parents laughing ] 1664 01:18:08,685 --> 01:18:09,884 - Am I interrupting? 1665 01:18:14,691 --> 01:18:16,691 - Chance? 1666 01:18:16,693 --> 01:18:18,526 What are you doing here? 1667 01:18:18,527 --> 01:18:20,360 - Brian, I asked, am I interrupting? 1668 01:18:25,101 --> 01:18:27,101 - No, I don't believe you are. 1669 01:18:27,103 --> 01:18:29,203 - Great. Come on in, guys! 1670 01:18:29,205 --> 01:18:30,905 - Let's go. - [ laughs ] 1671 01:18:30,907 --> 01:18:32,840 - Hey, all right. 1672 01:18:32,842 --> 01:18:33,974 - Merry Christmas! 1673 01:18:33,976 --> 01:18:35,710 - Yeah, Merry Christmas! 1674 01:18:35,712 --> 01:18:37,712 Brian: Thank you! You guys shouldn't have. 1675 01:18:37,714 --> 01:18:39,980 - Wait. - [ gasps ] 1676 01:18:39,982 --> 01:18:45,086 - [ chuckles ] Chance, I can't believe you did all this. 1677 01:18:45,088 --> 01:18:47,054 - Well, you've done so much for me, 1678 01:18:47,056 --> 01:18:49,123 and I've never even said thank you, 1679 01:18:49,125 --> 01:18:52,727 so I just wanted to show you how much you mean to me. 1680 01:18:52,729 --> 01:18:55,129 - Well, it's incredible. 1681 01:18:55,131 --> 01:18:56,764 Thank you so much. 1682 01:18:56,766 --> 01:18:59,066 - I donated all of the proceeds from the single 1683 01:18:59,068 --> 01:19:00,768 to the children's wing, 1684 01:19:00,770 --> 01:19:04,405 and all of your mom's bills are paid for. 1685 01:19:09,312 --> 01:19:10,811 - Thank you. 1686 01:19:12,782 --> 01:19:15,216 - [ laughs ] 1687 01:19:15,218 --> 01:19:18,819 - Thank you. You are amazing. 1688 01:19:36,939 --> 01:19:39,140 - Becca! Come here! 1689 01:19:39,142 --> 01:19:40,174 - Yes, Katherine? 1690 01:19:40,176 --> 01:19:43,177 - Come here. Hurry. 1691 01:19:43,179 --> 01:19:45,179 [ chuckles ] Look! 1692 01:19:45,181 --> 01:19:46,914 [ Becca laughing ] 1693 01:19:46,916 --> 01:19:48,949 [ acoustic guitar playing ] 1694 01:19:48,951 --> 01:19:51,185 Who brought them? 1695 01:19:51,187 --> 01:19:53,053 - I think an angel. 1696 01:19:55,892 --> 01:20:01,162 - ¶ I remember how just last December ¶ 1697 01:20:01,164 --> 01:20:07,368 ¶ We were here together in the cold ¶ 1698 01:20:07,370 --> 01:20:13,207 ¶ Snow was falling, and I heard you calling me ¶ 1699 01:20:13,209 --> 01:20:19,046 ¶ To meet you by the mistletoe ¶ 1700 01:20:19,048 --> 01:20:21,949 ¶ And you held me by the fire ¶ 1701 01:20:21,951 --> 01:20:25,085 ¶ With the lights all on the tree ¶ 1702 01:20:25,087 --> 01:20:28,122 ¶ When everything was perfect ¶ 1703 01:20:28,124 --> 01:20:31,058 ¶ Just you and me ¶ 1704 01:20:31,060 --> 01:20:35,296 ¶ I don't need no presents ¶ 1705 01:20:35,298 --> 01:20:42,336 ¶ 'Cause my only wish is that you're home for Christmas ¶ 1706 01:20:42,338 --> 01:20:47,141 ¶ Counting down the seconds ¶ 1707 01:20:47,143 --> 01:20:51,011 ¶ 'Cause I need your kisses ¶ 1708 01:20:51,013 --> 01:20:54,982 ¶ So come home for Christmas to me ¶ 1709 01:21:06,028 --> 01:21:11,131 ¶ Our favorite carols and the sound of sleigh bells ¶ 1710 01:21:11,133 --> 01:21:17,972 ¶ Ringing through the city and the night ¶ 1711 01:21:17,974 --> 01:21:20,875 ¶ Fingers frozen... ¶ 1712 01:21:20,877 --> 01:21:22,276 - We did all right, huh? 1713 01:21:23,246 --> 01:21:25,880 - Yeah, we did. 1714 01:21:25,882 --> 01:21:27,181 - Not too shabby. 1715 01:21:27,183 --> 01:21:29,016 - Hmm. 1716 01:21:29,018 --> 01:21:30,885 - ¶ And you held me by the fire... ¶ 1717 01:21:30,887 --> 01:21:32,152 - I could go for Chinese. 1718 01:21:32,154 --> 01:21:35,155 - Mmm. I could eat. 1719 01:21:35,157 --> 01:21:37,124 - Sure, but no fusion. 1720 01:21:37,126 --> 01:21:38,993 - Ooh. No. No, no, no. 1721 01:21:41,397 --> 01:21:43,297 - Pickles a condiment? 1722 01:21:43,299 --> 01:21:46,233 - Mm, as a purist, I'd say no. 1723 01:21:46,235 --> 01:21:47,501 You know, to me, it's the ketchups, 1724 01:21:47,503 --> 01:21:49,436 it's the mayos, it's the relishes. 1725 01:21:49,438 --> 01:21:51,305 - Then again... - Technically, relish is-- 1726 01:21:51,307 --> 01:21:53,307 - Exactly. It's just chopped up pickles, so... 1727 01:21:53,309 --> 01:21:57,378 - ¶ Counting down the seconds ¶ 1728 01:21:57,380 --> 01:22:01,148 ¶ 'Cause I need your kisses ¶ 1729 01:22:01,150 --> 01:22:06,253 ¶ So come home for Christmas to me ¶ 1730 01:22:09,926 --> 01:22:11,426 [ whoosh ] 1731 01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:12,927 No! I thought we were done with all of this! 1732 01:22:12,929 --> 01:22:14,996 I learned my lesson! I swear! 1733 01:22:14,997 --> 01:22:17,064 - I just have one more thing to show you. 1734 01:22:17,066 --> 01:22:18,332 You'll like this. 1735 01:22:19,402 --> 01:22:20,935 [ song continues ] 1736 01:22:20,937 --> 01:22:23,504 - Becca, look! 1737 01:22:23,506 --> 01:22:26,340 - [ laughs ] - It's for you! [ laughs ] 1738 01:22:27,310 --> 01:22:29,243 - Oh, she got it. 1739 01:22:29,245 --> 01:22:30,444 I hope she likes it. 1740 01:22:30,446 --> 01:22:32,479 - Just watch. 1741 01:22:35,217 --> 01:22:36,617 - [ gasps ] - Oh, my... 1742 01:22:42,158 --> 01:22:44,058 - [ gasps ] 1743 01:22:44,060 --> 01:22:45,059 - Oh, my God. 1744 01:22:45,061 --> 01:22:46,493 - Oh, my goodness! 1745 01:22:46,495 --> 01:22:49,263 Mommy, I love Christmas! 1746 01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:52,333 - Oh, sweetie. 1747 01:22:52,335 --> 01:22:54,285 - I love you. 1748 01:22:54,286 --> 01:22:56,236 - Ohh. I love you, too, sweetheart. 1749 01:22:56,238 --> 01:22:58,072 [ sighs ] 1750 01:23:00,109 --> 01:23:01,442 Thank you. 1751 01:23:03,446 --> 01:23:05,112 - Well done. 1752 01:23:07,049 --> 01:23:09,183 [ instrumental of "Home For Christmas" playing ] 114895