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ANNOUNCER: This man is worth $500,
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and this man's going to collect.
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He's Jake Cahill,
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and he lives by...
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Bounty Law.
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You don't ever bring them in
alive, do you, Jake?
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Not when there's three of them
and one of me.
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(SCREAMS)
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What are you looking at,
bounty killer?
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I'm looking at an ugly owl-hoot
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- about to get his jaw busted.
- (GRUNTS)
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Amateurs try
and take men in alive.
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(ALL GRUNT)
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Amateurs usually don't make it.
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ANNOUNCER:
Whether you're dead or alive,
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you're just a dollar signto Jake Cahill on Bounty Law.
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Thursdays at 8:30, only on NBC.
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(NBC THEME PLAYS)
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Hello, everybody.
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This is Allen Kincade
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on the set
of the exciting hit NBC
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and Screen Gems television
series Bounty Law.
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Now, if you think
you're seeing double,
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don't adjust
your television sets
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because, well,
in a way, you are.
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To my right
is Bounty Law series lead
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and Jake Cahill himself,
Rick Dalton.
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And to my left is Rick's
stunt double, Cliff Booth.
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Welcome and thanks for
taking the time
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- to visit with us.
- It's our pleasure, Allen.
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So, Rick,
explain to the audience
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exactly what it is
a stunt double does.
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Well...
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actors are required to do
a lot of dangerous stuff.
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Say Jake Cahill
gets shot off his horse.
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Now, can I fall off a horse?
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Yes, I can, and, yes, I have.
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(CLIFF & ALLEN CHUCKLE)
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(CHUCKLES)
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But say I fall off wrong
and I sprain my wrist
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or I... or I twist my ankle.
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Now, that can put
an undue burden on production
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because now maybe
I can't work for a week.
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So Cliff here is meant to help
carry the load.
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Is that how you'd describe
your job, Cliff?
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What, carrying his load?
Yeah, that's about right.
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(LAUGHS)
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Join me next week on the set
of The Dick Van Dyke Show,
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where I'll be talking
to comical cutups,
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Morey Amsterdam and Rose Marie.
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Till then, this is Allen Kincade
signing off from Hollywood.
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(LAWN SPRINKLER WHIRRING)
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(CAR DOOR OPENS)
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(ENGINE REVS)
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(MUSIC PLAYS OVER RADIO)
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(RADIO STATION JINGLE)
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(ROY HEAD AND THE TRAITS'
"TREAT HER RIGHT" PLAYING)
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Hi. I missed you.
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The black one. And the flowers.
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Flowers, Ava, flowers.
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And there's the small one.
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Can I see your tickets?
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Oh, good boy.
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(PAPARAZZI CLAMORING)
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(CLAMORING CONTINUES)
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
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(GLASS RINGS)
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(COMMERCIAL PLAYING OVER RADIO)
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Gina, Gina, Gina.
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The face in the misty light.
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- Hello, Mr. Schwarz.
- Hello, Gina.
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I, uh... I have a meeting
with a very handsome cowboy man.
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GINA: He's waiting
for you in the bar.
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Ah.
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Well...
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since I just finished watching
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a Rick Dalton
fucking film festival,
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I think I know who you are.
Put it there.
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Well, it's my pleasure,
Mr. Schwartz.
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And thank you
for taking an interest.
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Schwarz, not Schwartz.
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Ah. G-goddamn it to hell.
I'm-I'm sorry about that.
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- It's my pleasure, Mr. Schwarz.
- Call me Marvin.
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Marvin, call me Rick.
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- Rick?
- Yeah.
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- Oh, is that your son?
- (CHUCKLES) My son?
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No, that's my stunt double,
Cliff Booth. Yeah.
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- Good to meet you.
- We've worked together
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since the last two seasons
of Bounty Law.
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- Yeah?
- My car's in the shop,
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so he gave me a ride.
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NARRATOR:
That's a big fucking lie.
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Rick got his driver's license
taken away
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for too many
drunk-driving tickets.
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Cliff drives him everywhere now.
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Oh, fuck.
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Well, sounds like a good friend.
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- I try.
- Mm.
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I wanna send you greetings
from my wife,
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Mary Alice Schwarz.
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Oh, well, that's nice.
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Thanks a lot.
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We had a Rick Dalton
double feature
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in our screening room
last night.
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Oh, well, that's both
flattering and-and embarrassing.
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(CHUCKLES) What'd you see?
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Thirty-five mm prints of Tanner
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and The Fourteen Fistsof McCluskey.
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(WHIRRING)
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I hope the, uh,
Rick Dalton double feature
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wasn't too painful for you
and the... And the missus.
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(LAUGHS) Oh, no. "Painful." Stop.
What are you saying?
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♪♪
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MARVIN:
Mary Alice loves Westerns.
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Our whole courtship,
we watched Westerns.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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MARVIN: And we thoroughly
enjoyed Tanner.
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Oh, that's nice.
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It's really good.
And anyway, she goes to bed.
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I open up a box of Havanas.
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I light up, I pour myself
a cognac and I watch...
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The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey.
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(CHUCKLES) What a picture.
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- What a picture.
- Good picture, yeah.
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That is so much fun.
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All the shooting.
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(IMITATING MACHINE GUN FIRING)
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(YELLING)
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I love that stuff.
You know, the killing.
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A lot of killing.
Lot of killing, yeah.
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OFFICER: Now, gentlemen,
the plan is, we reverse our forces
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und drive the Allies
back into the sea!
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(OFFICERS CHATTERING)
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OFFICER 1: Genius.
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OFFICER 2:
Panzer divisions come in,
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and we drive them here
to the ocean.
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They'll be up against the wall.
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- They will have nowhere to go.
- OFFICER 3: Yes.
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This is the spot...
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OFFICER 4: Hermann!
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(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
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Open the curtains.
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(SPEAKS GERMAN)
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♪♪
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(EXHALES HEAVILY)
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Anybody order fried sauerkraut?
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Burn, you Nazi bastards!
Ha-ha-ha!
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That's you operating
the flamethrower, isn't it?
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Oh, you bet your sweet ass
it was. Yeah.
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- It was you?
- Yeah. And let me tell you,
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that-that's one shit-fuck
crazy weapon
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y-y-you do not wanna be
on the wrong side of.
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Boy, oh, boy.
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You know, I practiced
with that dragon, uh,
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three hours a day for two weeks.
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Not just because
I wanted to look good
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in the picture,
but because I was...
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I was shit-scared
of the thing, to be honest.
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Mike fucking Lewis!
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Crisping them Nazis to hell!
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Oh, shit, that's...
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All right, that's too hot.
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Anything we can do
about that heat?
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- Rick, it's a flamethrower.
- Yeah.
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So I came to the office
early today,
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and I watched two episodes
of Bounty Law on 16 mm.
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Jody Janice,
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wanted for cattle rustling
in the state of Wyoming,
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$425 dead or alive.
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And you brought him here
to collect.
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I don't even know where here is.
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It was just the closest place.
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Caught up with him about
five miles outside of town.
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So, bounty killer,
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the name of this town
is Janicetown.
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And that boy you killed...
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was Jody Janice.
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He was the baby boy
of Major Nathin Maxwell Janice.
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Hmm.
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Who's
Major Nathin Maxwell Janice?
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Well, I'll be sure
and introduce you
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when he gets here.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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- (GUNSHOT)
- (MAN GROANING)
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ANNOUNCER: Bounty Law.
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Starring Rick Dalton.
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MARVIN: Then a couple of the
jokers over in archival sent over
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a kinescope of a little treat
featuring you.
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♪ There's an old piano ♪
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♪ And they play it hot
Behind the green door ♪
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♪ Don't know what
They're doing ♪
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♪ But they laugh a lot
Behind the green door ♪
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♪ Wish they'd let me in ♪
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♪ So I can find out
What's behind the green door ♪
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So, uh, you've been doing
guest shots
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on episodic TV shows
the last couple of years?
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Yeah. Yeah. I'm doing a pilot
f-for CBS right now.
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It's called... It's called
Lancer. I play the heavy.
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Did a, ahem, Ron Ely Tarzan.
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I did a Land of the Giants.Green Hornet.
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I did that show, uh...
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Bingo Martin with that kid
Scott Brown. Yeah.
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And I got a F.B.I.
that-that airs this Sunday.
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You, um... You always play
the bad guy on these shows?
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- Y-yeah. Mm-hm.
- Yeah.
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So, and they have a fight scene
at the end of them?
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Well, not... Not...
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Not Land of the Giants
or F.B.I.,
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- but the rest, yeah. Yeah.
- And you lose in the fight?
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah. Yeah, of course.
I'm... I'm the heavy.
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Oh, that's an old trick
pulled by the networks.
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Now, you take Bingo Martin,
for example.
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- Mm-hm.
- Right?
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So you got a new guy
like Scott Brown.
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You wanna build up
his bona fides, right?
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So you hire a guy
from a canceled show
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- to play the heavy.
- Hmm.
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Then at the end of the show,
when they fight,
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it's hero besting heavy.
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But what the audience sees
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is Bingo Martin
whipping Jake Cahill's ass.
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- Uh-huh.
- You see?
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Then next week, it's Ron Ely.
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And next week, it's Bob Conrad,
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wearing his tight pants,
kicking your ass.
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- Yeah.
- (CHUCKLES)
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Now, in another couple of years,
playing punching bag
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to every swinging dick
new to the network,
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that's gonna have
a psychological effect
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on how the audience
perceives you.
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Right.
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So, Rick,
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who's gonna kick the shit
out of you next week?
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Mannix? The Man from U.N.C.I.E.?
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(CHUCKLING)
The Girl from U.N.C.I.E.?
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How about Batman and Robin?
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Ping. Pow.
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Choom. Zoom.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Down goes you.
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Down goes your career
as a leading man.
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Or do you go to Rome
and star in Westerns
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and win fucking fights?
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(SIGHS)
249
00:13:09,139 --> 00:13:10,611
VALET: Ticket, señor?
250
00:13:14,643 --> 00:13:17,843
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
251
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,956
All right,
what's the matter, partner?
252
00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:22,323
(SIGHS) Well...
253
00:13:22,451 --> 00:13:25,842
it's official, old buddy.
I'm a has-been.
254
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,434
What are you talking about?
What did that guy tell you?
255
00:13:28,563 --> 00:13:30,803
He told me the goddamn truth,
is what he told me.
256
00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:34,931
- Oh. Whoa.
- Oh, shit.
257
00:13:35,059 --> 00:13:36,659
- Hey.
- I'm sorry about that.
258
00:13:36,788 --> 00:13:37,619
Sorry about that.
259
00:13:37,748 --> 00:13:39,347
Here. Put these on.
260
00:13:39,474 --> 00:13:40,979
Don't cry
in front of the Mexicans.
261
00:13:41,106 --> 00:13:43,763
- Son of a bitch.
- What's got you so upset, man?
262
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,066
Well, if coming face-to-face
with the failure
263
00:13:46,195 --> 00:13:48,178
that is your career
ain't worth crying about,
264
00:13:48,307 --> 00:13:49,842
then I don't know
what the fuck is.
265
00:13:49,972 --> 00:13:51,826
Right. That guy in there
turn you down?
266
00:13:51,954 --> 00:13:54,803
No. He wants to help me
get into Italian movies.
267
00:13:54,931 --> 00:13:56,563
- (SNIFFLES)
- Then what's the problem?
268
00:13:56,690 --> 00:13:58,290
I got to do
Italian goddamn movies!
269
00:13:58,419 --> 00:14:00,050
- That's the fucking problem!
- Come on.
270
00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:03,028
Fucking bullshit! It doesn't
matter whether I cry in public.
271
00:14:03,155 --> 00:14:05,235
Nobody remembers
who the fuck I am anyway, huh?
272
00:14:05,362 --> 00:14:07,155
REPORTER:
At the Hall of Justice here.
273
00:14:07,283 --> 00:14:09,651
The defense will try
to prove the killing of Kennedy
274
00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:11,443
- was the product of a sick mind.
- Fuck!
275
00:14:11,571 --> 00:14:14,002
- Thank you. Hey, let's go.
- Take me home, Cliff.
276
00:14:14,131 --> 00:14:15,700
Come on, take me home.
277
00:14:15,827 --> 00:14:17,716
REPORTER:
As early as next Wednesday.
278
00:14:17,843 --> 00:14:20,242
More than 1000 Communists dead
are reported
279
00:14:20,370 --> 00:14:23,635
in new, large-scale fighting
in South Vietnam.
280
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,011
U.S. losses are said to be...
281
00:14:25,138 --> 00:14:27,411
WOMAN: That's swell, man.
282
00:14:27,539 --> 00:14:29,491
Fucking hippie motherfuckers.
283
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,891
REPORTER: And bases with
rockets and mortar fire.
284
00:14:32,018 --> 00:14:33,810
As President Nixon
was flying to Europe,
285
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,724
he received details
of that fighting by radio.
286
00:14:36,850 --> 00:14:40,467
WOMEN:
♪ Always is always forever ♪
287
00:14:40,594 --> 00:14:43,922
♪ As long as one is one ♪
288
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,899
♪ Inside yourself
For your father ♪
289
00:14:47,026 --> 00:14:49,971
♪ All is one, all is one
All is one ♪
290
00:14:50,099 --> 00:14:52,532
♪ It's time we put
Our love behind you ♪
291
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,572
♪ The illusion
Has been just a dream ♪
292
00:14:55,698 --> 00:14:58,482
♪ The Valley of Death
And I'll find you ♪
293
00:14:58,611 --> 00:15:01,106
♪ Now is when
On a sunshine beam ♪
294
00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:02,739
Hot dog buns!
295
00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:04,019
(ALL CHEERING)
296
00:15:04,146 --> 00:15:06,675
♪ For sure
They shall surely see ♪
297
00:15:06,802 --> 00:15:09,714
♪ No clothing, no tears
No hunger ♪
298
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,499
♪ You shall see, you shall see
You shall see ♪
299
00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:15,282
♪ Always is always forever ♪
300
00:15:15,410 --> 00:15:18,482
♪ As long as one is one ♪
301
00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:21,139
♪ Inside yourself
For your father ♪
302
00:15:21,267 --> 00:15:24,724
♪ All is one, all is one
All is one ♪
303
00:15:25,939 --> 00:15:27,922
Five years of ascent. Pfft.
304
00:15:28,051 --> 00:15:30,324
Ten years of-of-of
treading water.
305
00:15:30,450 --> 00:15:34,290
And now a race
to the bottom. Heh.
306
00:15:34,419 --> 00:15:36,530
Look, I never had much
of a career to speak of,
307
00:15:36,659 --> 00:15:39,667
so I can't say I really know
how you feel.
308
00:15:39,794 --> 00:15:42,067
What are you talking about?
You're my stunt double.
309
00:15:42,194 --> 00:15:43,603
Come on, now. Shit.
310
00:15:43,731 --> 00:15:46,963
Rick, I'm your driver, man.
I'm-I'm your gofer.
311
00:15:47,090 --> 00:15:49,524
I'm not complaining, man.
I like driving you around.
312
00:15:49,650 --> 00:15:51,218
I like doing shit
around the house
313
00:15:51,346 --> 00:15:53,107
and house-sitting
in the Hollywood Hills
314
00:15:53,235 --> 00:15:55,443
when you're gone.
315
00:15:55,570 --> 00:15:57,298
But I haven't been
a full-time stuntman
316
00:15:57,427 --> 00:15:58,930
for a while now,
317
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,626
and from where I'm standing,
318
00:16:00,755 --> 00:16:02,771
going to Rome to star
in movies does not sound
319
00:16:02,899 --> 00:16:05,619
like the fate worse than death
that you seem to think it is.
320
00:16:05,746 --> 00:16:09,778
Come on, now. You ever seen
an-an Italian Western, huh?
321
00:16:09,907 --> 00:16:11,890
They're awful.
It's a fucking farce.
322
00:16:12,019 --> 00:16:14,417
Yeah, how many you seen?
One? Two?
323
00:16:14,547 --> 00:16:17,491
I've seen enough, all right?
Nobody likes Spaghetti Westerns.
324
00:16:17,619 --> 00:16:19,379
(INTRODUCTION TO SONG)
325
00:16:45,267 --> 00:16:47,092
(CONCERT ANNOUNCEMENT)
326
00:16:58,738 --> 00:17:00,563
(COMMERCIAL PLAYING OVER RADIO)
327
00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:13,812
Oh, hell, man, stay in I.A.
328
00:17:13,938 --> 00:17:15,442
Give it what fer
next pilot season.
329
00:17:15,571 --> 00:17:17,618
Nah, nah. I'm... I'm...
330
00:17:17,747 --> 00:17:20,723
I'm too insecure now
to score come pilot season.
331
00:17:20,851 --> 00:17:23,572
Screen Gems ain't gonna have
nothing good to say about me.
332
00:17:23,699 --> 00:17:25,523
- You know that.
- Shit. You made Bounty Law.
333
00:17:25,649 --> 00:17:27,762
Nobody's gonna forgive me
for that last season.
334
00:17:27,890 --> 00:17:29,235
- No matter what I do...
- Ah...
335
00:17:29,363 --> 00:17:31,090
I'm always gonna be
the horse's ass
336
00:17:31,219 --> 00:17:32,755
that got Bounty Law canceled
337
00:17:32,882 --> 00:17:36,498
because I wanted some fucking
rinky-dink movie career.
338
00:17:36,626 --> 00:17:37,906
(SCOFFS)
339
00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:40,786
- Tom. My friend.
- I met him?
340
00:17:40,914 --> 00:17:42,130
No, you haven't met him.
341
00:17:42,258 --> 00:17:44,019
You won't meet him
because I don't think
342
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,011
- you'd like him.
- Why?
343
00:17:45,138 --> 00:17:46,578
SHARON: Well...
344
00:17:46,706 --> 00:17:48,530
(FILM COMMERCIAL)
345
00:17:48,657 --> 00:17:52,051
- SHARON: Don't even joke.
- A joke? But they're scared.
346
00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:06,679
Holy shit. Heh.
347
00:18:06,738 --> 00:18:09,043
(STAMMERS) That was Polanski.
348
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,611
That was Roman Polanski.
349
00:18:10,737 --> 00:18:12,882
He's lived there
for a month now.
350
00:18:13,011 --> 00:18:15,282
First time I seen him. Ha-ha-ha.
351
00:18:15,410 --> 00:18:17,299
Holy shit. Goddamn it.
352
00:18:20,306 --> 00:18:21,363
What do I always say?
353
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,123
Most important thing
in this town is,
354
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:25,490
when you're making money,
you buy a house in town.
355
00:18:25,618 --> 00:18:28,082
You don't rent.
Eddie O'Brien taught me that.
356
00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:30,194
Hollywood real estate
means you live here.
357
00:18:30,322 --> 00:18:33,586
You're not just visiting,
not just passing through.
358
00:18:33,714 --> 00:18:35,667
- You fucking live here.
- (CHUCKLES)
359
00:18:35,794 --> 00:18:37,299
Here I am flat on my ass,
360
00:18:37,427 --> 00:18:39,379
and who I got living
next door to me?
361
00:18:39,506 --> 00:18:42,257
The director of Rosemary's
fucking Baby, that's who.
362
00:18:42,386 --> 00:18:44,562
Polanski, the hottest director
in town right now,
363
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:45,905
probably the world.
364
00:18:46,034 --> 00:18:47,923
- He's my next-door neighbor.
- (CHUCKLES)
365
00:18:48,051 --> 00:18:50,866
I mean, shit. I mean,
who knows what could happen?
366
00:18:50,995 --> 00:18:53,427
I could... I could be
one pool party away
367
00:18:53,556 --> 00:18:55,379
f-from starring
in a new Polanski movie.
368
00:18:55,505 --> 00:18:56,786
So you're feeling better now?
369
00:18:56,915 --> 00:18:58,611
Aw, yeah, yeah.
Sorry about all that.
370
00:18:58,739 --> 00:19:00,338
Give me my glasses back.
371
00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:02,321
Oh, come get them, fucker.
Come...
372
00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:04,562
All right, all right,
Audie Murphy, relax.
373
00:19:04,690 --> 00:19:06,962
- There you go.
- You need me for anything else?
374
00:19:07,092 --> 00:19:09,810
Nah, nah, nah. I got a lot
of lines to learn for tomorrow.
375
00:19:09,937 --> 00:19:11,137
- Shit. All right.
- All right.
376
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:12,658
I'm gonna get my carcass
on home.
377
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,641
- All right.
- All right, 7:15 a.m.
378
00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:16,371
- Seven-fifteen.
- Out the door.
379
00:19:16,499 --> 00:19:17,779
- Out the door.
- In the car.
380
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:18,906
All right, see you then.
381
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,243
(DOOR CLOSES)
382
00:19:31,025 --> 00:19:34,259
♪♪
383
00:19:42,450 --> 00:19:44,306
(ENGINE REVVING)
384
00:20:07,442 --> 00:20:09,298
♪♪
385
00:20:15,987 --> 00:20:17,875
(ENGINE REVVING,
TIRES SQUEALING)
386
00:20:30,706 --> 00:20:32,531
♪♪
387
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:54,772
(COMMERCIAL PLAYING OVER RADIO)
388
00:21:02,866 --> 00:21:04,690
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO)
389
00:21:17,938 --> 00:21:20,402
(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
390
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,356
♪♪
391
00:21:27,570 --> 00:21:29,394
(COMMERCIAL PLAYING FAINTLY)
392
00:21:34,386 --> 00:21:36,210
(RADIO STATION JINGLE)
393
00:21:37,010 --> 00:21:38,707
♪♪
394
00:21:42,737 --> 00:21:44,562
(COMMERCIAL PLAYING FAINTLY)
395
00:22:04,177 --> 00:22:06,929
CLIFF: Hello, coming in. Hello.
396
00:22:07,057 --> 00:22:08,850
- (DOG GROWLS)
- Hello, darling. Hello.
397
00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:11,059
Mm. Mm.
398
00:22:11,186 --> 00:22:12,754
Come here.
399
00:22:12,882 --> 00:22:14,802
Hello, sweetheart.
400
00:22:14,929 --> 00:22:18,099
Mm. How was your day? Hmm?
401
00:22:18,227 --> 00:22:19,923
Wait till you see
what I got for you.
402
00:22:20,050 --> 00:22:23,217
Wait until you see
what I got for you.
403
00:22:23,347 --> 00:22:25,234
Look what I got for you.
404
00:22:25,362 --> 00:22:26,769
Gonna blow your mind, man.
405
00:22:26,898 --> 00:22:29,010
(DOG WHIMPERING)
406
00:22:29,138 --> 00:22:30,642
(CHUCKLING)
407
00:22:30,771 --> 00:22:32,659
Come here. Come here.
408
00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:37,586
- Ta, ta, ta. Oh!
- (GRUNTS)
409
00:23:11,921 --> 00:23:12,921
(GROWLS, BARKS SOFTLY)
410
00:23:19,665 --> 00:23:21,042
(COMMERCIAL PLAYING ON TV)
411
00:23:31,985 --> 00:23:33,010
(WHIMPERS)
412
00:23:35,026 --> 00:23:36,498
Was that a whine?
413
00:23:36,626 --> 00:23:37,746
(GROWLS)
414
00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:39,346
What did I tell you
about whining?
415
00:23:39,473 --> 00:23:40,786
You whine, you don't eat.
416
00:23:40,914 --> 00:23:42,545
I will throw this shit
in the trash.
417
00:23:42,674 --> 00:23:44,018
I don't wanna, but I will.
418
00:23:45,393 --> 00:23:46,225
You understand?
419
00:23:46,353 --> 00:23:48,817
- (BARKS)
- All right.
420
00:23:48,946 --> 00:23:50,770
(COMMERCIAL CONTINUES OVER TV)
421
00:23:59,217 --> 00:24:01,042
(TRAILER MUSIC)
422
00:24:04,147 --> 00:24:06,035
(DRAMATIC SONG PLAYING ON TV)
423
00:24:20,883 --> 00:24:22,675
(GROWLS)
424
00:24:22,803 --> 00:24:25,171
PEGGY (ON TV): I waited at
the bar till closing time,
425
00:24:25,299 --> 00:24:27,730
but he never came back.
426
00:24:27,858 --> 00:24:30,034
MAN (ON TV):
Okay, Peggy, what happened?
427
00:24:30,162 --> 00:24:32,689
PEGGY: I don't know.
Everything was fine.
428
00:24:32,819 --> 00:24:34,386
We had dinner at my house.
429
00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:35,890
And afterwards, you know,
430
00:24:36,018 --> 00:24:37,746
- while I was doing the dishes,
- Tsk, tsk.
431
00:24:37,874 --> 00:24:40,081
- (WHINES)
- he and Tobey played.
432
00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:42,163
And then, at the club,
Gabe was doing great.
433
00:24:42,289 --> 00:24:44,306
Then, wham, a sudden change.
434
00:24:44,435 --> 00:24:47,698
You know how musicians are.
They're temperamental cats.
435
00:24:47,826 --> 00:24:49,650
- Who knows what got into him?
- Yeah.
436
00:24:49,778 --> 00:24:51,603
(WHIRRING)
437
00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:59,602
RICK (ON TAPE): Rick Dalton rehearsal
tape starting in five, four,
438
00:24:59,730 --> 00:25:02,193
three, two, one.
439
00:25:02,322 --> 00:25:06,450
(WITH ACCENT) Pepe, get your behind
behind that bar! I got a guest.
440
00:25:06,578 --> 00:25:07,953
RICK: Johnny says...
441
00:25:08,082 --> 00:25:10,994
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish.
442
00:25:11,123 --> 00:25:12,370
(AS JOHNNY) How's the beans?
443
00:25:12,498 --> 00:25:13,498
I've had worse.
444
00:25:15,121 --> 00:25:17,489
RICK: Johnny says... Spanish.
445
00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:19,057
A toast.
446
00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:21,457
To my wife
and all my sweethearts.
447
00:25:21,585 --> 00:25:24,049
May they never meet.
448
00:25:24,178 --> 00:25:26,578
Señor Madrid,
care to join me at my table
449
00:25:26,706 --> 00:25:29,457
where I entertain my guests?
450
00:25:29,586 --> 00:25:32,530
RICK (AS JOHNNY): I would be
delighted, Monsieur Dakota.
451
00:25:34,098 --> 00:25:36,723
Take the bottle with you.
452
00:25:36,850 --> 00:25:38,802
RICK: And Pepe comes over.
453
00:25:38,929 --> 00:25:41,170
Hey, where's that chili pepper
daughter of yours
454
00:25:41,297 --> 00:25:42,610
with the fiddle?
455
00:25:42,738 --> 00:25:44,498
RICK (AS PEPE): She's asleep.
456
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:46,609
Well, wake her the heck up,
get her down here
457
00:25:46,738 --> 00:25:49,651
with her fiddle and her bow,
and entertain my guests.
458
00:25:49,778 --> 00:25:52,210
RICK: Sí, señor,
but please don't hurt her this time,
459
00:25:52,338 --> 00:25:53,338
I beg you.
460
00:25:53,395 --> 00:25:54,802
I ain't gonna hurt her.
461
00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:56,626
Just want her
to play the fiddle.
462
00:25:56,753 --> 00:25:58,290
Fetch her and tell her
I'll give her
463
00:25:58,418 --> 00:25:59,602
a fat $5 gold piece,
464
00:25:59,731 --> 00:26:02,514
she play her little chili pepper
heart out.
465
00:26:02,642 --> 00:26:05,458
So, Johnny, what else
you heard about me?
466
00:26:05,587 --> 00:26:08,241
RICK (AS JOHNNY): I heard you're
pushing Lancer pretty hard,
467
00:26:08,370 --> 00:26:10,035
but Lancer has money.
468
00:26:10,161 --> 00:26:14,483
At some point, he's gonna hire
some guns and push back.
469
00:26:16,498 --> 00:26:17,842
- Oops, sorry.
- It's okay.
470
00:26:17,970 --> 00:26:20,050
I'll open the door for you.
471
00:26:20,178 --> 00:26:21,714
You look good.
472
00:26:21,843 --> 00:26:23,698
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
473
00:26:29,970 --> 00:26:31,826
(RADIO DJ ANNOUNCEMENT)
474
00:26:33,810 --> 00:26:35,347
I think Steve's
gonna be there too.
475
00:26:35,474 --> 00:26:36,474
Oh, yeah.
476
00:26:36,529 --> 00:26:38,097
(DEEP PURPLE'S "HUSH" PLAYING)
477
00:26:48,369 --> 00:26:50,225
(ENGINE REVVING)
478
00:27:47,505 --> 00:27:49,490
SHARON: Oh, look. They're here.
479
00:27:54,514 --> 00:27:56,178
(HORN HONKS)
480
00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:06,291
VALET: Welcome to the Playboy
Mansion, Mr. Polanski.
481
00:28:06,417 --> 00:28:09,297
Hey, how are you doing, baby?
482
00:28:09,425 --> 00:28:12,081
Hey! Heh. How are you?
483
00:28:12,210 --> 00:28:15,154
(BUCHANAN BROTHERS' "SON OF A
LOVIN' MAN" PLAYING)
484
00:28:20,529 --> 00:28:22,322
(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
485
00:28:24,498 --> 00:28:26,642
Oh, Cass!
486
00:28:37,937 --> 00:28:39,603
Yeah!
487
00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:46,131
WOMAN: Yeah, baby!
488
00:28:48,785 --> 00:28:51,666
MAN 1: Yeah! Whoo! Whoo!
489
00:29:00,210 --> 00:29:01,649
MAN 2: Oh, yeah.
490
00:29:24,241 --> 00:29:25,842
(MAN LAUGHS)
491
00:29:33,106 --> 00:29:35,986
I'm gonna tell you a story.
492
00:29:36,114 --> 00:29:38,738
She was engaged to him.
493
00:29:41,778 --> 00:29:47,603
Then she flew to the UK...
494
00:29:47,730 --> 00:29:49,809
to make a film with him,
495
00:29:49,938 --> 00:29:55,250
and broke off her engagement
with him and married him.
496
00:29:56,625 --> 00:30:00,178
Then they moved to Los Angeles,
497
00:30:00,305 --> 00:30:02,288
and the three of them
498
00:30:02,417 --> 00:30:04,177
- have been inseparable.
- (CHUCKLES)
499
00:30:04,305 --> 00:30:06,451
Really?
500
00:30:07,921 --> 00:30:09,523
What's up?
501
00:30:11,121 --> 00:30:14,353
Jay loves Sharon,
that's what's up.
502
00:30:14,482 --> 00:30:17,394
- CONNIE: Mm.
- And he knows...
503
00:30:17,521 --> 00:30:20,658
as sure as God made
little green apples...
504
00:30:22,162 --> 00:30:24,082
that one of these days,
that Polish prick's
505
00:30:24,209 --> 00:30:25,458
gonna fuck things up,
506
00:30:25,586 --> 00:30:28,690
and when he does,
Jay's gonna be there.
507
00:30:28,817 --> 00:30:30,962
Well, one thing's for sure.
508
00:30:31,090 --> 00:30:32,689
Yeah?
509
00:30:32,819 --> 00:30:33,969
What's that?
510
00:30:34,098 --> 00:30:37,457
CONNIE:
Sharon absolutely has a type.
511
00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:40,690
Cute, short, talented guys
512
00:30:40,817 --> 00:30:43,506
who look like 12-year-old boys.
513
00:30:43,635 --> 00:30:45,362
- Yeah.
- (CHUCKLES)
514
00:30:48,851 --> 00:30:51,059
I never stood a chance.
515
00:31:12,146 --> 00:31:13,971
(RADIO SEGMENT)
516
00:31:27,697 --> 00:31:29,715
Argh. Fuck you, Dr. Sapirstein.
517
00:31:29,842 --> 00:31:31,251
(DR. SAPIRSTEIN BARKS)
518
00:31:48,592 --> 00:31:50,610
(COMMERCIAL PLAYING OVER RADIO)
519
00:31:50,738 --> 00:31:52,336
(SNORING)
520
00:31:52,465 --> 00:31:54,291
(COMMERCIAL JINGLE)
521
00:32:12,496 --> 00:32:13,969
Oh, here we are.
522
00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:16,273
(RADIO STATION JINGLE)
523
00:32:16,402 --> 00:32:20,594
MAN 1: Tell transpo!
Gonna need to move all that out!
524
00:32:20,721 --> 00:32:23,122
MAN 2:
Just a sec. Hold on, guys.
525
00:32:23,249 --> 00:32:24,082
Go ahead.
526
00:32:24,209 --> 00:32:26,033
(COUGHING)
527
00:32:27,442 --> 00:32:29,234
You can talk to him.
Just talk to him.
528
00:32:29,361 --> 00:32:31,281
- MAN 2: Get that set in place.
- RICK: Hey.
529
00:32:31,409 --> 00:32:34,930
Ahem. I think the wind blew
down my TV antenna last night,
530
00:32:35,058 --> 00:32:37,650
so while I piss-fart
around with wardrobe,
531
00:32:37,778 --> 00:32:39,251
you mind going home
and fixing it?
532
00:32:39,377 --> 00:32:42,097
I can. You talk to
the stunt gaffer about me today?
533
00:32:42,225 --> 00:32:44,498
That way I'll know
if I'm working this week or not.
534
00:32:44,624 --> 00:32:46,704
Yeah. Ahem.
I've been meaning to tell you.
535
00:32:46,833 --> 00:32:50,769
The guy who gaffs this,
he's best friends with Randy,
536
00:32:50,898 --> 00:32:52,369
the gaffer
from The Green Hornet...
537
00:32:52,498 --> 00:32:54,642
- (CHUCKLES)
- so there ain't no point.
538
00:32:54,769 --> 00:32:57,042
If you don't need me,
I'll pick you up at wrap.
539
00:32:57,168 --> 00:32:59,281
I don't need you. Not today.
540
00:32:59,410 --> 00:33:03,090
Go home, fix my antenna,
do whatever. See you at wrap.
541
00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:07,634
Hey!
542
00:33:07,761 --> 00:33:10,801
You're Rick fucking Dalton.
Don't you forget it.
543
00:33:17,202 --> 00:33:19,059
(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
544
00:33:20,530 --> 00:33:21,618
Hey, hey.
545
00:33:21,746 --> 00:33:22,993
Hey, buddy, I'm Rick Dalton.
546
00:33:23,122 --> 00:33:24,593
You know
where I'm supposed to go?
547
00:33:24,722 --> 00:33:26,770
They're waiting for you
in the makeup trailer.
548
00:33:26,897 --> 00:33:28,530
Where's the makeup trailer?
549
00:33:28,657 --> 00:33:30,643
Straight back the way you came,
hard right.
550
00:33:30,769 --> 00:33:32,049
(COUGHING)
551
00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:34,001
(CLEARING THROAT)
552
00:33:35,474 --> 00:33:37,363
Oh, my God.
553
00:33:39,889 --> 00:33:41,585
(GROANS)
554
00:33:42,898 --> 00:33:44,241
SAM: Rick Dalton.
555
00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:45,585
Sam Wanamaker.
556
00:33:45,713 --> 00:33:47,121
- Hey, Sam.
- (CHUCKLING)
557
00:33:47,249 --> 00:33:48,338
Sorry about the wet hand.
558
00:33:48,467 --> 00:33:50,258
Oh, don't worry.
I'm used to it with Yul.
559
00:33:50,385 --> 00:33:52,688
I want you to know,
I'm the one who cast you.
560
00:33:52,817 --> 00:33:55,378
And I couldn't be more
delighted you're doing this.
561
00:33:55,505 --> 00:33:56,624
Oh, well, thank you, Sam.
562
00:33:56,754 --> 00:33:59,090
I... I appreciate it.
It's a good part.
563
00:33:59,217 --> 00:34:02,002
Yeah, it is. Have you met
Jim Stacy, the series lead?
564
00:34:02,129 --> 00:34:03,379
Uh, not yet, no. No.
565
00:34:03,505 --> 00:34:06,129
Well, you guys are going
to be dynamite together.
566
00:34:06,258 --> 00:34:07,154
Mm. Mm.
567
00:34:07,281 --> 00:34:09,489
Well, it sounds exciting.
568
00:34:09,617 --> 00:34:11,569
- Yeah, lightning in a bottle.
- Mm.
569
00:34:11,697 --> 00:34:13,714
Now, you met Sonya,
makeup and hair?
570
00:34:13,841 --> 00:34:14,960
Hi.
571
00:34:15,089 --> 00:34:16,977
And this is Rebekka,
who does costumes.
572
00:34:17,105 --> 00:34:18,449
Hello.
573
00:34:18,578 --> 00:34:19,858
- REBEKKA: Hi.
- Howdy.
574
00:34:19,984 --> 00:34:21,649
SAM: I want a whole
new look for Caleb.
575
00:34:21,778 --> 00:34:23,249
I don't want this
Western costumed
576
00:34:23,378 --> 00:34:24,914
the way they costumed
The Big Valley
577
00:34:25,041 --> 00:34:26,674
and Bonanza for the last decade.
578
00:34:26,802 --> 00:34:29,299
I want a zeitgeist flair
to the costumes.
579
00:34:29,425 --> 00:34:30,737
(COUGHING)
580
00:34:30,866 --> 00:34:32,241
I mean, nothing anachronistic,
581
00:34:32,369 --> 00:34:36,401
but where does 1869
and 1969 meet?
582
00:34:36,530 --> 00:34:38,960
Especially when it comes
to you, Caleb.
583
00:34:39,089 --> 00:34:40,370
Mm. Mm.
584
00:34:40,496 --> 00:34:42,289
First off,
I want to give him a mustache.
585
00:34:42,416 --> 00:34:46,801
A big, droopy,
Zapata-like mustache.
586
00:34:46,930 --> 00:34:48,850
Now, about his jacket.
587
00:34:48,978 --> 00:34:50,642
I want to give him
a hippie jacket.
588
00:34:50,770 --> 00:34:53,042
Something he could wear
into the London Fog tonight
589
00:34:53,169 --> 00:34:55,058
and look like the hippest guy
in the room.
590
00:34:55,186 --> 00:34:57,265
Far out. We got a Custer jacket.
591
00:34:57,393 --> 00:34:58,897
Fringes all down the arm.
592
00:34:59,026 --> 00:35:01,681
It's tan now,
but I dye it dark brown,
593
00:35:01,809 --> 00:35:03,698
he could hit the Strip in it
tonight.
594
00:35:03,826 --> 00:35:05,712
That's my girl. Heh.
595
00:35:05,841 --> 00:35:08,562
- Now, Rick, about your hair.
- What about my hair?
596
00:35:08,689 --> 00:35:10,449
I want to go
with a different hairstyle.
597
00:35:10,578 --> 00:35:11,578
Huh. What?
598
00:35:11,698 --> 00:35:14,194
Something more hippie-ish.
599
00:35:14,322 --> 00:35:17,457
(STUTTERING) You want me
to look like a hippie?
600
00:35:17,586 --> 00:35:20,434
Well, think less hippie, more...
601
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,560
Hells Angel!
602
00:35:21,681 --> 00:35:24,082
(IMITATING ENGINE REVVING)
603
00:35:24,210 --> 00:35:25,938
- Right. Say, Sam...
- Get me the...
604
00:35:26,064 --> 00:35:28,721
Sam. Sam, uh...
605
00:35:28,849 --> 00:35:30,641
if you got me covered up
in all this...
606
00:35:30,769 --> 00:35:32,976
this junk, uh,
607
00:35:33,105 --> 00:35:34,801
how's the audience
gonna know it's me?
608
00:35:35,856 --> 00:35:36,881
I hope they don't.
609
00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:38,162
Mm.
610
00:35:38,289 --> 00:35:42,481
I don't want them to see
Jake Cahill.
611
00:35:42,610 --> 00:35:45,328
I want them to see Caleb.
612
00:35:45,457 --> 00:35:48,145
I hired you
to be an actor, Rick.
613
00:35:48,274 --> 00:35:51,282
Not a TV cowboy.
You're better than that.
614
00:35:59,568 --> 00:36:01,329
(RADIO STATION JINGLE)
615
00:36:01,457 --> 00:36:03,441
(WEATHER ANNOUNCEMENT)
616
00:36:12,145 --> 00:36:16,882
(COMMERCIAL MUSIC PLAYS OVER
RADIO)
617
00:36:39,218 --> 00:36:42,130
(RADIO COMMERCIAL PLAYING OVER
RADIO)
618
00:36:52,594 --> 00:36:55,985
(DJ ANNOUNCEMENT)
619
00:37:03,858 --> 00:37:05,682
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
620
00:37:19,569 --> 00:37:21,009
(SIGHS)
621
00:38:08,210 --> 00:38:10,034
(RECORD PLAYER STUTTERING)
622
00:38:16,977 --> 00:38:18,801
(PAUL REVERE'S
"GOOD THING" PLAYING)
623
00:38:55,057 --> 00:38:58,641
RICK: I've been meaning to tell
you, the guy who gaffs this,
624
00:38:58,770 --> 00:39:00,082
he's best friends with Randy,
625
00:39:00,208 --> 00:39:01,680
the gafferfrom The Green Hornet,
626
00:39:01,809 --> 00:39:04,049
so there really ain't no point.
627
00:39:04,177 --> 00:39:05,810
♪♪
628
00:39:05,937 --> 00:39:07,602
(BELL RINGS)
629
00:39:07,730 --> 00:39:09,554
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
630
00:39:18,769 --> 00:39:19,954
Hey, Randy.
631
00:39:20,081 --> 00:39:22,129
(CHUCKLES)
632
00:39:22,258 --> 00:39:24,082
Cliff.
633
00:39:24,209 --> 00:39:26,417
So you're still with Rick, huh?
634
00:39:26,545 --> 00:39:27,545
Still here.
635
00:39:28,849 --> 00:39:29,681
He in there?
636
00:39:29,810 --> 00:39:31,762
Yeah. Just knock.
637
00:39:35,954 --> 00:39:38,641
Look, just put him
in the wardrobe, all right?
638
00:39:38,768 --> 00:39:39,824
What's it gonna hurt?
639
00:39:39,953 --> 00:39:41,489
Then if you need him,
you got him.
640
00:39:41,618 --> 00:39:43,186
But then I got to have
a conversation
641
00:39:43,313 --> 00:39:44,817
with that wardrobe assistant,
642
00:39:44,945 --> 00:39:47,600
- and, man, she's a fucking bitch.
- I just don't... Please, I...
643
00:39:47,730 --> 00:39:50,384
Look, Randy, I'm asking you
to help me out, man.
644
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:52,146
If the answer's no,
the answer's no,
645
00:39:52,273 --> 00:39:54,641
not no with excuses.
646
00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:56,944
Hey, man.
647
00:39:57,072 --> 00:40:00,017
This ain't a fucking
Andy McLaglen picture, you know?
648
00:40:00,146 --> 00:40:02,769
I can't afford to hire a bunch
of guys to smoke cigarettes
649
00:40:02,897 --> 00:40:04,849
and sit around talking
to each other all day
650
00:40:04,977 --> 00:40:06,512
on the chance
that I might use them.
651
00:40:06,641 --> 00:40:08,081
I got a four-man team here,
Rick.
652
00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:10,448
If I need more than that,
I got to get it approved.
653
00:40:10,578 --> 00:40:12,913
And, you know,
I got to look after my dudes.
654
00:40:13,042 --> 00:40:15,793
Hey, and if your dudes
were a better match for me,
655
00:40:15,921 --> 00:40:17,297
I'd say, "Okay, you got me,"
656
00:40:17,425 --> 00:40:19,889
but-but that's not the case,
and you know it.
657
00:40:20,018 --> 00:40:22,001
- He's a great match for me.
- Yeah, no...
658
00:40:22,129 --> 00:40:24,049
Hey, you could do
anything you want to him.
659
00:40:24,177 --> 00:40:27,121
Throw him off a building, right?
Light him on fire.
660
00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:28,978
Hit him with
a fucking Lincoln, right?
661
00:40:29,106 --> 00:40:30,609
Get creative.
Do whatever you want.
662
00:40:30,737 --> 00:40:32,337
He's just happy
for the opportunity.
663
00:40:32,464 --> 00:40:34,417
- Rick.
- Yeah?
664
00:40:36,497 --> 00:40:38,321
I don't dig him.
665
00:40:39,890 --> 00:40:43,088
And I don't dig the vibe
he brings on a set.
666
00:40:43,217 --> 00:40:45,746
What, is there some old beef
between the two of you?
667
00:40:45,873 --> 00:40:48,048
- Oh, come on, man.
- What? What?
668
00:40:48,177 --> 00:40:50,290
The dude killed
his fucking wife.
669
00:40:52,176 --> 00:40:55,346
Come on, man. You don't believe
that old shit, do you?
670
00:40:55,472 --> 00:40:57,009
Yes, Rick, I do.
671
00:40:57,136 --> 00:41:00,049
And I work with my wife,
and she believes it.
672
00:41:00,177 --> 00:41:02,257
She doesn't want
his creepy ass around.
673
00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:04,369
(SIGHS)
674
00:41:04,498 --> 00:41:05,969
BILLIE:
You know, this is probably
675
00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:08,209
the shittiest weather ever.
676
00:41:08,338 --> 00:41:11,312
The shittiest weather
on the shittiest boat
677
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,881
with the shittiest person.
678
00:41:13,009 --> 00:41:14,577
(LAUGHS)
679
00:41:14,705 --> 00:41:17,969
Natalie, my sister, said,
"He's a loser. He's a loser."
680
00:41:18,098 --> 00:41:19,953
They all said it,
"He's a fucking loser,"
681
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:21,296
and I didn't believe them.
682
00:41:21,425 --> 00:41:24,242
So I guess
I'm the fucking idiot.
683
00:41:24,368 --> 00:41:25,937
And now you're not
gonna talk to me?
684
00:41:26,064 --> 00:41:28,240
What, you don't feel
like fighting?
685
00:41:28,369 --> 00:41:29,937
Well, I feel like
fucking fighting
686
00:41:30,064 --> 00:41:32,048
because I've been up here
by myself
687
00:41:32,178 --> 00:41:35,602
for four hours on this
fucking shithole of a boat.
688
00:41:35,729 --> 00:41:37,298
Yeah.
689
00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:42,416
H-he's a goddamn war hero. Fuck.
690
00:41:42,545 --> 00:41:44,529
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
691
00:41:44,656 --> 00:41:45,810
RICK: Yeah, appreciate it.
692
00:41:49,744 --> 00:41:54,738
(SIGHS) Okay, you fucking horse's ass.
Let's get you over to wardrobe.
693
00:41:57,297 --> 00:41:59,154
Now, I'll put you in wardrobe,
694
00:41:59,281 --> 00:42:01,778
but you don't stunt,
I don't pay you.
695
00:42:01,905 --> 00:42:04,690
Appreciate the opportunity,
Randy. I won't let you down.
696
00:42:04,817 --> 00:42:07,376
You know my wife Janet,
don't you?
697
00:42:07,504 --> 00:42:08,816
Yeah.
698
00:42:08,944 --> 00:42:11,057
Steer clear of her.
699
00:42:11,186 --> 00:42:14,258
Now, I admire
Cassius Clay, I do.
700
00:42:14,386 --> 00:42:16,530
What I admire is, in his sport,
701
00:42:16,657 --> 00:42:18,801
there's an element
of true combat.
702
00:42:18,928 --> 00:42:21,361
When Cassius Clay meets
Sonny Liston in the ring,
703
00:42:21,489 --> 00:42:23,601
that's not two athletes
posturing.
704
00:42:23,730 --> 00:42:25,521
That's combat.
705
00:42:25,650 --> 00:42:28,688
Two men trying to kill
each other right now.
706
00:42:28,817 --> 00:42:30,768
If you don't beat him...
707
00:42:30,897 --> 00:42:32,881
he kills you.
708
00:42:33,010 --> 00:42:34,545
That's beyond athletics.
709
00:42:34,674 --> 00:42:38,097
That's beyond
Wide World of Sports, you know?
710
00:42:38,225 --> 00:42:40,016
That's two warriors
engaged in combat.
711
00:42:40,145 --> 00:42:42,481
That's what I admire.
712
00:42:42,609 --> 00:42:43,889
In martial arts tournaments,
713
00:42:44,018 --> 00:42:45,521
they won't let you fight
like that.
714
00:42:45,649 --> 00:42:47,569
It's very frustrating.
715
00:42:47,697 --> 00:42:48,945
You stand in front of a guy,
716
00:42:49,074 --> 00:42:51,761
and you just wanna let him
have it. Ha!
717
00:42:51,889 --> 00:42:53,361
But you can't.
718
00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:57,264
So you got to do this
playacting, patty-cake version.
719
00:42:57,392 --> 00:43:00,368
Cassius Clay. Sonny Liston.
Joe Louis.
720
00:43:00,497 --> 00:43:01,522
The colored boxer,
721
00:43:01,649 --> 00:43:03,249
not that white
kickboxing asshole.
722
00:43:04,529 --> 00:43:07,122
They do what
they need to do to win.
723
00:43:07,248 --> 00:43:09,072
They unleash as much punishment
724
00:43:09,201 --> 00:43:11,441
as they have to
to defeat the other guy.
725
00:43:12,561 --> 00:43:14,129
But in martial arts tournaments,
726
00:43:14,257 --> 00:43:16,529
I do to win what they do to win.
727
00:43:16,657 --> 00:43:19,442
I unleash all my power.
728
00:43:20,176 --> 00:43:21,776
I kill people.
729
00:43:21,904 --> 00:43:23,922
MAN: If you fought Cassius
Clay, who would win?
730
00:43:24,049 --> 00:43:26,608
BRUCE: Well,
that would never happen.
731
00:43:26,736 --> 00:43:29,137
MAN: But if you did,
what do you think would happen?
732
00:43:30,289 --> 00:43:31,570
BRUCE: I'd make him a cripple.
733
00:43:31,698 --> 00:43:33,106
(LAUGHS)
734
00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:37,456
BRUCE:
Hey, you. What's your name?
735
00:43:37,585 --> 00:43:39,889
- Me?
- BRUCE: Yeah, you.
736
00:43:41,136 --> 00:43:42,608
My name's Cliff.
737
00:43:42,738 --> 00:43:44,658
I'm Rick Dalton's stunt double.
738
00:43:44,784 --> 00:43:47,282
- BRUCE: Stuntman?
- Yeah.
739
00:43:47,408 --> 00:43:49,808
BRUCE: You know,
you're kind of pretty for a stuntman.
740
00:43:49,936 --> 00:43:51,601
That's what they tell me.
741
00:43:51,729 --> 00:43:55,440
BRUCE: So did I say something
funny, stuntman?
742
00:43:55,569 --> 00:43:58,480
- Yeah, you kind of did.
- What's so funny?
743
00:43:58,609 --> 00:44:00,529
Look, man,
I don't want any trouble.
744
00:44:00,657 --> 00:44:02,000
I'm just here to do a job.
745
00:44:02,128 --> 00:44:03,858
But you're laughing at
what I'm saying.
746
00:44:03,984 --> 00:44:05,456
But I'm not saying
anything funny.
747
00:44:05,585 --> 00:44:07,793
So, what do you think
is so funny?
748
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:11,089
What I think is...
749
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,632
you're a little man
with a big mouth and a big chip,
750
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,393
and I think you
should be embarrassed
751
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,569
to suggest you'd be
anything more than a stain
752
00:44:19,697 --> 00:44:22,353
on the seat
of Cassius Clay's trunks.
753
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,200
Brother, you're the one
with the big mouth.
754
00:44:25,329 --> 00:44:26,928
And I would really
enjoy closing it,
755
00:44:27,057 --> 00:44:29,936
especially in front
of all my friends.
756
00:44:30,064 --> 00:44:33,265
But my hands are registered
as lethal weapons.
757
00:44:33,393 --> 00:44:35,568
That means, we get into a fight,
758
00:44:35,697 --> 00:44:39,440
I accidentally kill you,
I go to jail.
759
00:44:39,569 --> 00:44:41,105
Anybody accidentally
kills anybody
760
00:44:41,232 --> 00:44:42,448
in a fight, they go to jail.
761
00:44:42,577 --> 00:44:43,922
It's called manslaughter.
762
00:44:44,049 --> 00:44:46,097
And I think all that
"lethal weapon" horseshit
763
00:44:46,224 --> 00:44:47,665
is just an excuse so you dancers
764
00:44:47,793 --> 00:44:49,841
never have to get
in a real fight.
765
00:44:51,024 --> 00:44:52,024
Okay.
766
00:44:53,073 --> 00:44:54,802
How about a friendly contest?
767
00:44:55,984 --> 00:44:57,808
No punching in the face.
768
00:44:57,937 --> 00:44:59,409
Two out of three.
769
00:44:59,538 --> 00:45:01,457
Who puts who
on the ground first?
770
00:45:01,584 --> 00:45:06,257
Nobody tries to hurt nobody,
just who ends up on their butt?
771
00:45:09,905 --> 00:45:12,273
That's a great idea, Kato.
772
00:45:23,441 --> 00:45:25,361
You know, Bruce,
that guy's kind of famous.
773
00:45:25,489 --> 00:45:26,930
That guy?
774
00:45:27,056 --> 00:45:28,368
For what?
775
00:45:28,498 --> 00:45:30,770
Killed his wife
and got away with it.
776
00:45:30,897 --> 00:45:31,986
That guy?
777
00:45:32,113 --> 00:45:33,585
That guy.
778
00:45:47,984 --> 00:45:50,417
(YELLS)
779
00:45:52,210 --> 00:45:54,161
- (YELLS)
- (GRUNTS)
780
00:45:57,168 --> 00:45:58,449
Not bad, Kato.
781
00:45:59,728 --> 00:46:01,457
Try that again.
782
00:46:07,184 --> 00:46:08,400
(YELLS)
783
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,120
(YELLS)
784
00:46:12,881 --> 00:46:14,609
(GRUNTING)
785
00:46:19,857 --> 00:46:21,362
(JOINTS CRACK)
786
00:46:22,609 --> 00:46:24,274
(YELLS)
787
00:46:25,201 --> 00:46:26,674
(MIMICS YELL)
788
00:46:32,337 --> 00:46:34,576
- (YELLING)
- (GRUNTING)
789
00:46:40,849 --> 00:46:43,088
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
790
00:46:43,216 --> 00:46:44,880
What the fuck is going on here?
791
00:46:45,009 --> 00:46:47,986
Hey, jackass,
this is our series lead.
792
00:46:48,112 --> 00:46:49,617
What the fuck are you thinking?
793
00:46:49,744 --> 00:46:51,856
You're right, Janet.
I'm sorry about that.
794
00:46:51,985 --> 00:46:54,449
Don't fucking "Janet" me,
you prick.
795
00:46:54,577 --> 00:46:56,689
Hey. What's up, babe?
796
00:46:56,817 --> 00:47:00,017
What's up, Randy,
is that your loser asshole,
797
00:47:00,144 --> 00:47:03,217
wife-killing buddy boy here was
beating the shit out of Bruce.
798
00:47:03,344 --> 00:47:04,687
What?
799
00:47:04,817 --> 00:47:06,738
- Hey, Randy.
- RANDY: Cliff.
800
00:47:06,865 --> 00:47:08,529
What the fuck, man?
801
00:47:08,657 --> 00:47:11,953
Let me just say, nobody beat
the shit out of Bruce.
802
00:47:12,082 --> 00:47:14,257
It was a friendly contest.
He barely touched me.
803
00:47:14,385 --> 00:47:16,850
I think that dent in the car
says something different.
804
00:47:18,449 --> 00:47:20,562
Oh, my God!
805
00:47:20,688 --> 00:47:22,992
What the fuck
did you do to my car?!
806
00:47:23,121 --> 00:47:25,169
What the fuck
did you do to her car?
807
00:47:25,296 --> 00:47:27,185
I threw this
little prick into it,
808
00:47:27,313 --> 00:47:29,169
but I did not know
it was her car.
809
00:47:29,295 --> 00:47:33,583
Get the wardrobe off,
get your shit, and get fucked!
810
00:47:33,712 --> 00:47:34,712
- Janet!
- JANET: What?
811
00:47:34,737 --> 00:47:35,761
I will handle this.
812
00:47:35,889 --> 00:47:37,424
Then fucking handle it, Randy.
813
00:47:37,552 --> 00:47:38,736
(WHISTLES)
814
00:47:38,865 --> 00:47:39,865
RANDY: Cliff...
815
00:47:40,945 --> 00:47:43,921
get the wardrobe off,
get your shit,
816
00:47:44,049 --> 00:47:45,682
and get off the lot.
817
00:47:46,544 --> 00:47:48,464
(EXHALES)
818
00:47:48,592 --> 00:47:49,937
Fair enough.
819
00:47:50,064 --> 00:47:52,336
("HUNGRY" BY PAUL REVERE
PLAYING ON RECORD PLAYER)
820
00:48:00,689 --> 00:48:02,768
(TIRES SCREECH)
821
00:48:02,896 --> 00:48:04,912
(ENGINE REVS)
822
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,753
(ENGINE TURNS OFF)
823
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,136
Aw. What's the matter?
824
00:48:25,264 --> 00:48:28,944
Are you afraid I'll tell
Jim Morrison you were dancing
825
00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:31,280
to Paul Revere and the Raiders?
826
00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:33,201
Are they not
cool enough for you?
827
00:48:34,992 --> 00:48:36,017
(SNICKERS)
828
00:48:39,665 --> 00:48:42,288
(DOG BARKING)
829
00:48:42,416 --> 00:48:44,816
Who's this shaggy asshole?
830
00:48:46,447 --> 00:48:47,729
Hello? Can I help you?
831
00:48:47,855 --> 00:48:50,448
Oh, yeah. Hey, man.
I'm looking for Terry.
832
00:48:50,576 --> 00:48:53,488
I'm a friend of Terry's
and Dennis Wilson's.
833
00:48:53,616 --> 00:48:55,666
Well, Terry and Candy
don't live here anymore.
834
00:48:55,793 --> 00:48:57,329
This is the Polanski
residence now.
835
00:48:57,456 --> 00:48:59,697
Really? He moved?
836
00:49:00,304 --> 00:49:01,304
Dang.
837
00:49:02,449 --> 00:49:04,208
Uh, you know...? You know where?
838
00:49:04,337 --> 00:49:06,512
JAY: I'm not sure,
but the owner of the property,
839
00:49:06,642 --> 00:49:09,393
Paul, might.
He's in the guest house.
840
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:10,928
Who is it, Jay?
841
00:49:11,056 --> 00:49:14,353
It's okay, honey.
It's a friend of Terry's.
842
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,496
Yeah, just take the back path.
843
00:49:16,625 --> 00:49:17,713
CHARLES: Thank you kindly.
844
00:49:19,761 --> 00:49:21,041
Ma'am.
845
00:49:36,272 --> 00:49:38,448
- MAN: All right, that's an hour!
- Hey, Rick.
846
00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:40,081
I know they just
broke for lunch,
847
00:49:40,209 --> 00:49:42,801
but you need to wait at least
an hour before you can eat.
848
00:49:42,928 --> 00:49:45,488
- Give that glue a chance to dry.
- Oh, no worries, honey.
849
00:49:45,616 --> 00:49:49,744
I got my book. Say, say,
where's the bad-guy saloon?
850
00:49:49,872 --> 00:49:51,888
You just go straight
through the Western town,
851
00:49:52,017 --> 00:49:54,385
take a right and a left,
and you see it right there.
852
00:49:54,513 --> 00:49:57,009
Thanks, honey.
853
00:49:57,135 --> 00:49:58,192
(CLEARS THROAT)
854
00:49:58,322 --> 00:50:00,242
MAN 1:
Can we move to number two?
855
00:50:00,368 --> 00:50:01,776
MAN 2: How is his bounce?
856
00:50:01,905 --> 00:50:03,439
MAN 1: Can I get a bounce there?
857
00:50:03,569 --> 00:50:05,968
MAN 2: Just grab the crescent
wrench, come right back.
858
00:50:06,097 --> 00:50:07,249
Just make it a quick one.
859
00:50:08,529 --> 00:50:10,962
- Tim!
- MAN 1: Looks great. Right there.
860
00:50:37,233 --> 00:50:38,417
(CLEARS THROAT)
861
00:50:47,215 --> 00:50:48,656
(CLEARS THROAT)
862
00:50:54,768 --> 00:50:56,048
Hello.
863
00:50:58,288 --> 00:50:59,288
Hello.
864
00:51:01,808 --> 00:51:03,089
Hello.
865
00:51:05,170 --> 00:51:06,320
Would...
866
00:51:06,448 --> 00:51:08,080
Would it bother you if I sat
867
00:51:08,209 --> 00:51:10,130
next to you
and read my book too?
868
00:51:12,369 --> 00:51:13,841
I don't know.
869
00:51:14,736 --> 00:51:16,720
Would you bother me?
870
00:51:16,849 --> 00:51:18,258
I'll try not to.
871
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:22,610
Sit.
872
00:51:25,009 --> 00:51:26,864
(COUGHING AND SNORTING)
873
00:51:33,425 --> 00:51:34,737
(SIGHS)
874
00:51:47,217 --> 00:51:48,688
(SIGHS)
875
00:52:00,817 --> 00:52:02,641
(COUGHING)
876
00:52:04,561 --> 00:52:05,649
(GAGS, SPITS)
877
00:52:05,777 --> 00:52:06,777
Ah.
878
00:52:07,921 --> 00:52:11,600
Sorry. Sorry about that. Ahem.
879
00:52:11,729 --> 00:52:13,297
(GRUNTS)
880
00:52:16,721 --> 00:52:17,937
You don't eat lunch?
881
00:52:19,249 --> 00:52:21,328
I've got a scene after lunch.
882
00:52:21,456 --> 00:52:22,456
Yeah?
883
00:52:23,984 --> 00:52:27,121
Eating lunch before I do
a scene makes me sluggish.
884
00:52:27,249 --> 00:52:28,976
I believe it's the job
of an actor...
885
00:52:29,105 --> 00:52:31,120
And I say "actor,"
not "actress,"
886
00:52:31,249 --> 00:52:33,936
because the word "actress"
is nonsensical.
887
00:52:34,065 --> 00:52:36,209
It's the actor's job to avoid
888
00:52:36,336 --> 00:52:38,288
impediments
to their performance.
889
00:52:38,415 --> 00:52:42,801
It's the actor's job to strive
for 100 percent effectiveness.
890
00:52:42,927 --> 00:52:46,864
Naturally, we never succeed,
but it's the pursuit...
891
00:52:47,633 --> 00:52:49,009
that's meaningful.
892
00:52:50,353 --> 00:52:52,945
- Who are you?
- You can call me Marabella.
893
00:52:53,072 --> 00:52:55,855
Mar... Marabella what?
894
00:52:55,984 --> 00:52:57,392
Marabella Lancer.
895
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,656
No, no, come on, come on.
What's your real name?
896
00:53:00,785 --> 00:53:02,577
(CLEARS THROAT)
897
00:53:02,704 --> 00:53:04,593
When we're on set,
I'd prefer to only
898
00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:06,575
be referred to
by my character's name.
899
00:53:06,704 --> 00:53:09,680
It helps me invest
in the reality of the story.
900
00:53:09,808 --> 00:53:11,889
I've tried it both ways,
and I'm always just
901
00:53:12,017 --> 00:53:14,129
a tiny bit better
when I don't break character.
902
00:53:14,256 --> 00:53:17,650
And if I can be
a tiny bit better, I want to be.
903
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:23,569
You're the bad guy.
Caleb DeCoteau.
904
00:53:24,656 --> 00:53:25,656
(CLEARS THROAT)
905
00:53:27,088 --> 00:53:30,257
I thought it was
pronounced Caleb "Dakota."
906
00:53:30,385 --> 00:53:33,360
I'm pretty sure it's "DeCoteau."
907
00:53:35,569 --> 00:53:37,297
- DeCoteau.
- Mm.
908
00:53:38,705 --> 00:53:41,424
DeCoteau. DeCoteau.
909
00:53:42,609 --> 00:53:43,889
Hmm.
910
00:53:45,137 --> 00:53:46,320
(COUGHS)
911
00:53:52,177 --> 00:53:53,457
(SNORTS)
912
00:53:58,608 --> 00:53:59,888
What are you reading?
913
00:54:01,168 --> 00:54:03,536
It's a biography on Walt Disney.
914
00:54:03,664 --> 00:54:05,167
It's fascinating.
915
00:54:05,296 --> 00:54:07,056
He's a genius, you know.
916
00:54:07,184 --> 00:54:10,416
I mean, a once-in-every-50
or100-years kind of genius.
917
00:54:10,544 --> 00:54:12,530
What are you, 12?
918
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:14,481
I'm 8.
919
00:54:15,344 --> 00:54:17,040
What are you reading?
920
00:54:18,545 --> 00:54:19,729
Just a Western.
921
00:54:19,857 --> 00:54:22,672
What does that mean? Is it good?
922
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,649
- Pretty good.
- What's the story?
923
00:54:27,024 --> 00:54:28,657
I haven't finished it yet.
924
00:54:28,783 --> 00:54:31,759
I didn't ask
for the whole story.
925
00:54:31,888 --> 00:54:33,521
What's the idea of the story?
926
00:54:34,897 --> 00:54:36,304
Well... ahem,
927
00:54:36,433 --> 00:54:39,377
it's about this guy
who's a bronco buster.
928
00:54:40,528 --> 00:54:42,416
It's the story of his life.
929
00:54:43,696 --> 00:54:45,424
Guy's name is Tom Breezy,
930
00:54:45,552 --> 00:54:48,465
but everyone always
calls him Easy Breezy.
931
00:54:48,591 --> 00:54:51,057
Now, when Easy Breezy
was in his 20s
932
00:54:51,184 --> 00:54:54,064
and-and-and young and
good-looking, he could...
933
00:54:54,191 --> 00:54:57,296
He could break any horse
that you could throw at him.
934
00:54:57,424 --> 00:55:00,207
Back then, he just had a way.
935
00:55:00,336 --> 00:55:03,472
Now he's into his, uh, late 30s
936
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:06,097
and he takes a bad fall,
and it messes up his hip.
937
00:55:06,224 --> 00:55:08,528
He's not... He's not...
He's not crippled
938
00:55:08,656 --> 00:55:10,896
or anything like that, but...
939
00:55:11,024 --> 00:55:12,913
But he's got spine problems
940
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:15,600
he never had before,
and he spends, uh...
941
00:55:17,039 --> 00:55:20,559
more of his days in pain
than he ever did before.
942
00:55:20,688 --> 00:55:23,472
Jeepers, this sounds
like a good novel.
943
00:55:24,367 --> 00:55:26,128
Yeah, it's not bad.
944
00:55:27,088 --> 00:55:28,721
Where are you in it?
945
00:55:28,848 --> 00:55:30,961
Mm. About midway.
946
00:55:32,273 --> 00:55:35,345
What's happening
to Easy Breezy now?
947
00:55:35,473 --> 00:55:37,841
Uh, he's, um... He...
948
00:55:39,185 --> 00:55:40,880
He's not the best anymore.
949
00:55:42,096 --> 00:55:43,888
In fact, far from it. And...
950
00:55:45,712 --> 00:55:49,489
he's coming to terms with what
it's like to be slightly more...
951
00:55:52,177 --> 00:55:53,648
use...
952
00:56:01,104 --> 00:56:05,201
Slightly more useless each day.
953
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,536
(CRYING)
954
00:56:20,047 --> 00:56:21,841
I-it's okay, Caleb.
955
00:56:21,967 --> 00:56:23,440
It's okay.
956
00:56:23,569 --> 00:56:25,904
It sounds like
a really sad book.
957
00:56:26,031 --> 00:56:27,856
Poor Easy Breezy.
958
00:56:27,984 --> 00:56:30,321
I'm practically crying,
and I haven't even read it.
959
00:56:30,449 --> 00:56:32,176
(INHALES SHARPLY)
960
00:56:32,305 --> 00:56:34,129
About 15 years,
you'll be living it.
961
00:56:34,256 --> 00:56:35,505
What?
962
00:56:37,137 --> 00:56:38,608
(SNIFFLES)
963
00:56:38,735 --> 00:56:41,360
Nothing, pumpkin puss.
I'm just...
964
00:56:42,383 --> 00:56:43,760
I'm just teasing you.
965
00:56:45,073 --> 00:56:46,801
You know something? You...
966
00:56:48,144 --> 00:56:50,799
You might be right
about this book.
967
00:56:50,928 --> 00:56:54,001
I think it hits harder
than I gave it credit for.
968
00:56:55,761 --> 00:56:58,929
I don't like names
like "pumpkin puss,"
969
00:56:59,888 --> 00:57:01,775
but since you're upset,
970
00:57:01,905 --> 00:57:03,761
we'll talk about that
some other time.
971
00:57:05,201 --> 00:57:06,801
(CHUCKLES)
972
00:57:06,927 --> 00:57:08,752
♪♪
973
00:57:56,144 --> 00:57:58,448
I'm only going as far
as Westwood Village.
974
00:57:58,575 --> 00:58:00,175
Hey, beggars can't be choosers.
975
00:58:00,304 --> 00:58:01,304
- Come on in.
- Thanks.
976
00:58:20,944 --> 00:58:22,513
- Thank you so much.
- MAN: My pleasure.
977
00:58:23,856 --> 00:58:25,585
- Good luck on your adventure.
- Thank you.
978
00:58:25,711 --> 00:58:27,984
- Have a good time in Big Sur.
- Thank you so much.
979
00:58:28,111 --> 00:58:29,265
- Take care.
- You too.
980
00:58:29,393 --> 00:58:31,537
(ENGINE REVS)
981
00:58:33,808 --> 00:58:35,665
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
982
00:58:52,688 --> 00:58:54,001
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
983
00:59:06,321 --> 00:59:08,177
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
984
00:59:29,263 --> 00:59:30,737
(BELL RINGS)
985
00:59:32,945 --> 00:59:35,377
- MAN: Oh, hey.
- Hello.
986
00:59:35,505 --> 00:59:37,967
How can I help you, young lady?
987
00:59:38,095 --> 00:59:40,239
Oh.
988
00:59:40,367 --> 00:59:42,000
I'm here to pick up
a first edition
989
00:59:42,129 --> 00:59:44,561
of Thomas Hardy's Tessof the d'Urbervilles I ordered.
990
00:59:44,688 --> 00:59:45,807
It's under Polanski.
991
00:59:45,935 --> 00:59:47,600
Yeah, you're talking books
there, kid.
992
00:59:47,728 --> 00:59:49,040
Oh, I know. Isn't it wonderful?
993
00:59:49,167 --> 00:59:50,959
- Yeah. Oh, man.
- I just read it.
994
00:59:51,089 --> 00:59:53,328
- I'm getting it as a gift for my husband.
- Mm.
995
00:59:56,016 --> 00:59:58,415
- Rick Dalton?
- You bet.
996
00:59:58,544 --> 01:00:00,976
Jim Stacy. This is my show.
Welcome aboard.
997
01:00:01,104 --> 01:00:02,767
We're real glad
to have a pro like you
998
01:00:02,896 --> 01:00:04,239
playing the heavy on the pilot.
999
01:00:04,368 --> 01:00:06,640
And I got to tell you,
I came damn close
1000
01:00:06,768 --> 01:00:09,328
to being in The FourteenFists of McCluskey.
1001
01:00:09,456 --> 01:00:10,577
- No kidding.
- Yeah.
1002
01:00:10,703 --> 01:00:12,208
- (LAUGHING)
- Let me tell you, I...
1003
01:00:12,336 --> 01:00:14,448
I just got my part-part
by sheer luck.
1004
01:00:14,575 --> 01:00:16,175
Up until two weeks
before shooting,
1005
01:00:16,303 --> 01:00:17,872
Fabian was in the part.
1006
01:00:18,001 --> 01:00:20,497
Then-then he breaks his shoulder
doing a Virginian.
1007
01:00:20,625 --> 01:00:21,776
That's how I got it, so...
1008
01:00:21,903 --> 01:00:22,903
Ah.
1009
01:00:24,433 --> 01:00:27,888
Hey, Rick, I got to ask you
something I heard about.
1010
01:00:28,015 --> 01:00:29,169
Was it true you almost got
1011
01:00:29,295 --> 01:00:30,928
the McQueen part
in The Great Escape?
1012
01:00:31,055 --> 01:00:32,401
♪♪
1013
01:00:32,529 --> 01:00:35,408
- Hilts, isn't it?
- Captain Hilts, actually.
1014
01:00:35,535 --> 01:00:37,263
- Seventeen escape attempts.
- Eighteen.
1015
01:00:37,391 --> 01:00:39,887
Never had an audition.
Never had a meeting.
1016
01:00:40,015 --> 01:00:41,264
Never met John Sturges.
1017
01:00:41,392 --> 01:00:43,823
So, no, I don't think
you could say I...
1018
01:00:43,952 --> 01:00:45,841
I almost got the part, but...
1019
01:00:45,967 --> 01:00:48,176
- Tunnel man, engineer.
- Flier.
1020
01:00:48,304 --> 01:00:50,479
I suppose what's called in
the American Army,
1021
01:00:50,608 --> 01:00:52,400
a hotshot pilot.
1022
01:00:52,528 --> 01:00:56,432
But the story goes,
for a brief moment,
1023
01:00:56,561 --> 01:00:59,248
McQueen almost passed
on the movie,
1024
01:00:59,376 --> 01:01:00,816
and during that brief moment,
1025
01:01:00,944 --> 01:01:03,056
I, apparently,
was on a list of four.
1026
01:01:03,183 --> 01:01:04,240
You have other plans?
1027
01:01:04,368 --> 01:01:05,520
I haven't seen Berlin yet
1028
01:01:05,649 --> 01:01:07,056
from the ground or from the air,
1029
01:01:07,183 --> 01:01:09,296
and I plan on doing both
before the war's over.
1030
01:01:09,424 --> 01:01:10,767
You and who?
1031
01:01:10,895 --> 01:01:13,936
- Me and... Me and three Georges.
- Which three Georges?
1032
01:01:14,063 --> 01:01:15,472
Peppard, Maharis and Chakiris.
1033
01:01:15,601 --> 01:01:17,040
- Oh, man.
- Yeah.
1034
01:01:17,168 --> 01:01:18,352
That's got to hurt.
1035
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,431
Yeah, well, I didn't get it,
1036
01:01:20,559 --> 01:01:21,808
McQueen did it,
1037
01:01:21,937 --> 01:01:24,209
and, frankly,
I never had a chance.
1038
01:01:24,336 --> 01:01:25,583
(CHUCKLES)
1039
01:01:25,712 --> 01:01:28,304
Ten days isolation, Hilts.
1040
01:01:28,432 --> 01:01:29,457
Captain Hilts.
1041
01:01:29,583 --> 01:01:31,280
Twenty days.
1042
01:01:31,407 --> 01:01:32,407
Right.
1043
01:01:33,584 --> 01:01:36,303
Oh, you'll still be here
when I get out?
1044
01:01:37,615 --> 01:01:39,184
Cooler.
1045
01:01:40,752 --> 01:01:42,576
♪♪
1046
01:01:52,975 --> 01:01:54,799
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
1047
01:02:32,112 --> 01:02:34,736
- One, please.
- Seventy-five cents.
1048
01:02:37,487 --> 01:02:39,855
What if I'm in the movie?
1049
01:02:39,984 --> 01:02:41,488
What do you mean?
1050
01:02:41,615 --> 01:02:44,081
I mean, I'm in the movie.
1051
01:02:44,207 --> 01:02:45,615
I'm Sharon Tate.
1052
01:02:45,744 --> 01:02:48,080
- You're in this?
- Mm-hm.
1053
01:02:48,208 --> 01:02:50,257
I play Miss Carlson, the klutz.
1054
01:02:51,631 --> 01:02:52,631
That's me.
1055
01:02:54,319 --> 01:02:56,880
But that's the girl
from Valley of the Dolls.
1056
01:02:58,449 --> 01:03:02,320
Well, that's me, the girl
from Valley of the Dolls.
1057
01:03:02,448 --> 01:03:04,016
Really?
1058
01:03:04,144 --> 01:03:05,360
Really.
1059
01:03:07,695 --> 01:03:10,000
Hey, Rubin! Come out here.
1060
01:03:13,008 --> 01:03:15,729
This is the girl
from Valley of the Dolls.
1061
01:03:15,855 --> 01:03:17,807
- Patty Duke?
- No, the other one.
1062
01:03:17,936 --> 01:03:20,017
- The girl from Peyton Place?
- No, the other one.
1063
01:03:20,143 --> 01:03:22,352
The one who ends up
doing dirty movies.
1064
01:03:22,479 --> 01:03:25,263
- Oh.
- She's in this movie.
1065
01:03:25,392 --> 01:03:26,896
- Oh.
- Sharon Tate.
1066
01:03:27,024 --> 01:03:30,255
Well, welcome
to the Bruin, Miss Tate.
1067
01:03:30,384 --> 01:03:31,918
Thank you for coming
to our theater.
1068
01:03:32,048 --> 01:03:33,968
Would you like to come in
and see the show?
1069
01:03:34,096 --> 01:03:34,928
Could I?
1070
01:03:35,055 --> 01:03:36,207
By all means.
1071
01:03:37,168 --> 01:03:38,168
Thank you.
1072
01:03:39,951 --> 01:03:41,775
Hey, can I get a picture?
1073
01:03:41,903 --> 01:03:42,767
Oh, sure.
1074
01:03:42,897 --> 01:03:43,897
Okay.
1075
01:03:47,855 --> 01:03:50,095
You know, why don't you
stand over by the poster
1076
01:03:50,225 --> 01:03:52,080
so people will know who you are.
1077
01:03:52,207 --> 01:03:54,351
Okay. Could you?
1078
01:04:03,728 --> 01:04:05,008
- (CAMERA CLICKS)
- (LAUGHS)
1079
01:04:06,544 --> 01:04:07,952
Would you like
some refreshments?
1080
01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:10,609
- Oh, I'm fine. Thank you.
- Enjoy the show.
1081
01:04:14,767 --> 01:04:16,080
(GRUNTING ON FILM)
1082
01:04:16,208 --> 01:04:18,191
("JENNY TAKE A RIDE"
BY MITCH RYDER PLAYING)
1083
01:04:45,328 --> 01:04:47,568
WOMAN (ON FILM): Can I ask
you a personal question?
1084
01:04:47,696 --> 01:04:49,839
- MAN: I wish you would.
- WOMAN: How did a nice boy
1085
01:04:49,967 --> 01:04:52,687
like you get involved
with a group like the Heads?
1086
01:04:52,816 --> 01:04:54,607
MAN: I turned to them
after I was rejected
1087
01:04:54,734 --> 01:04:56,720
by the Daughters
of the American Revolution.
1088
01:04:56,848 --> 01:04:59,409
♪♪
1089
01:05:10,383 --> 01:05:12,207
(TENDER THEME PLAYING)
1090
01:05:18,255 --> 01:05:19,951
Very pleasant hotel here.
1091
01:05:21,136 --> 01:05:22,608
- Mr. Helm?
- Yes?
1092
01:05:22,736 --> 01:05:23,760
Oh!
1093
01:05:23,887 --> 01:05:25,777
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
1094
01:05:27,505 --> 01:05:28,880
FREYA: I'm Freya.
1095
01:05:29,009 --> 01:05:31,248
Welcome to Denmark, Mr. Helm.
1096
01:05:31,376 --> 01:05:34,928
These are for you. Street maps,
places of interest.
1097
01:05:35,055 --> 01:05:36,335
This is for you too.
1098
01:05:36,463 --> 01:05:37,905
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLES)
1099
01:05:38,031 --> 01:05:39,695
- HELM: What year was that?
- FREYA: 1949.
1100
01:05:39,824 --> 01:05:41,423
HELM: That's a very good year.
1101
01:05:41,552 --> 01:05:43,184
FREYA: I'm here to
help any way I can.
1102
01:05:43,312 --> 01:05:44,144
Very nice of you.
1103
01:05:44,272 --> 01:05:45,103
Is there anything
1104
01:05:45,231 --> 01:05:46,448
you'd like me to do?
1105
01:05:46,575 --> 01:05:48,463
- Yes, a couple things.
- Yes, sir.
1106
01:05:48,591 --> 01:05:51,760
Would you mind getting off
my camera case, please?
1107
01:05:51,888 --> 01:05:53,456
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Oh, that's all right.
1108
01:05:53,584 --> 01:05:55,536
- FREYA: I'm so sorry.
- HELM: That's okay.
1109
01:05:55,662 --> 01:05:56,662
I'm sorry about...
1110
01:05:57,999 --> 01:05:59,535
Welcome to Denmark.
1111
01:05:59,663 --> 01:06:01,553
- (AUDIENCE CHUCKLES)
- (UPBEAT THEME PLAYING)
1112
01:06:03,984 --> 01:06:05,809
(WOMAN VOCALIZING)
1113
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:10,639
This is some kind of hotel
you've got here.
1114
01:06:10,766 --> 01:06:12,721
(ALL LAUGH)
1115
01:06:12,847 --> 01:06:14,832
HELM: Half a bottle
is better than none.
1116
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:16,816
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLES)
1117
01:06:24,047 --> 01:06:25,839
MAN: Morning, partner.
1118
01:06:25,968 --> 01:06:28,241
WOMAN: Probably come
by to see you later.
1119
01:06:38,544 --> 01:06:40,368
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
1120
01:06:43,215 --> 01:06:45,039
(BELL TOLLING)
1121
01:07:00,655 --> 01:07:02,640
That's far enough, jughead.
1122
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:04,880
Name's not jughead.
1123
01:07:06,159 --> 01:07:08,272
What you doing around here, boy?
1124
01:07:08,399 --> 01:07:11,214
I'm thirsty. That's a saloon,
ain't it?
1125
01:07:11,343 --> 01:07:14,286
Oh, yeah, that's a saloon.
1126
01:07:14,415 --> 01:07:16,849
- Only you can't come in.
- CALEB: Mr. Gilbert.
1127
01:07:18,704 --> 01:07:21,968
Don't let me stop you
from earning your money.
1128
01:07:24,047 --> 01:07:25,999
I know how bored
and restless you get
1129
01:07:26,128 --> 01:07:28,016
when you run out of tamales.
1130
01:07:28,143 --> 01:07:29,616
(CHUCKLES)
1131
01:07:29,744 --> 01:07:31,856
But, Mr. Gilbert, if I was you,
1132
01:07:33,264 --> 01:07:35,663
I'd find out that
jughead's name.
1133
01:07:37,071 --> 01:07:39,600
Allow me to introduce
the two of you.
1134
01:07:41,263 --> 01:07:43,087
This here is Bob Gilbert.
1135
01:07:44,207 --> 01:07:45,841
The Businessman?
1136
01:07:45,967 --> 01:07:47,663
That's right.
1137
01:07:47,791 --> 01:07:51,952
Business Bob Gilbert.
And who might he be, Caleb?
1138
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:55,152
CALEB: Well,
that's a fella by the name of Madrid.
1139
01:07:55,984 --> 01:07:57,327
Johnny Madrid.
1140
01:07:58,288 --> 01:08:00,112
Who's Johnny Madrid?
1141
01:08:00,239 --> 01:08:02,480
(LAUGHING)
1142
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:05,966
(CHEWING LOUDLY)
1143
01:08:06,095 --> 01:08:07,695
He ain't from round here.
1144
01:08:07,824 --> 01:08:09,775
No, really.
1145
01:08:09,902 --> 01:08:10,928
Who is he, Caleb?
1146
01:08:13,167 --> 01:08:14,352
(CLEARS THROAT)
1147
01:08:15,535 --> 01:08:17,200
Oh, you're about to find out...
1148
01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:19,928
Businessman.
1149
01:08:20,048 --> 01:08:22,000
♪♪
1150
01:08:22,128 --> 01:08:23,504
(NICKERS)
1151
01:08:36,976 --> 01:08:39,761
Ready when you are, Gilbert.
1152
01:08:44,174 --> 01:08:46,095
(WIND WHISTLES)
1153
01:08:48,207 --> 01:08:49,646
- (GUNSHOT)
- (GRUNTS)
1154
01:08:49,775 --> 01:08:51,344
(HORSE NEIGHS)
1155
01:08:55,087 --> 01:08:56,400
(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)
1156
01:08:59,184 --> 01:09:00,184
(SIGHS)
1157
01:09:20,176 --> 01:09:22,160
CALEB: Johnny Madrid.
1158
01:09:26,863 --> 01:09:28,560
How long has it been?
1159
01:09:28,687 --> 01:09:32,015
(IN ENGLISH) Since that time in
Juárez, about three years ago.
1160
01:09:32,143 --> 01:09:35,344
Well, come on in
and have a drink.
1161
01:09:35,470 --> 01:09:37,743
Hell, in that case...
1162
01:09:39,792 --> 01:09:41,968
buy you a drink, Caleb?
1163
01:09:42,096 --> 01:09:43,121
Sure, Johnny.
1164
01:09:44,495 --> 01:09:46,960
How about some mezcal?
1165
01:09:47,088 --> 01:09:48,848
Like that time in Juárez.
1166
01:09:48,976 --> 01:09:50,320
(CHUCKLES)
1167
01:09:50,447 --> 01:09:52,719
A lot of people died that day.
1168
01:09:52,847 --> 01:09:54,255
Yes, they did.
1169
01:09:55,536 --> 01:09:58,032
But we had a good time.
1170
01:09:58,159 --> 01:09:59,215
Didn't we?
1171
01:09:59,343 --> 01:10:01,231
Yeah, we did.
1172
01:10:02,319 --> 01:10:03,855
After you, DeCoteau.
1173
01:10:05,264 --> 01:10:08,112
Pepe! Get your behind
behind that bar.
1174
01:10:08,239 --> 01:10:09,871
I have a guest.
1175
01:10:09,999 --> 01:10:11,855
(SPURS JINGLING)
1176
01:10:17,839 --> 01:10:18,928
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
1177
01:10:22,446 --> 01:10:25,199
- (SPEAKS IN SPANISH)
- (SPEAKS IN SPANISH)
1178
01:10:25,327 --> 01:10:26,607
(IN ENGLISH) How's the beans?
1179
01:10:28,144 --> 01:10:29,456
I've had worse.
1180
01:10:29,582 --> 01:10:31,503
(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)
1181
01:10:31,632 --> 01:10:33,616
PEPE (IN ENGLISH): One dollar.
1182
01:10:36,462 --> 01:10:40,303
To my wife
and all my sweethearts.
1183
01:10:40,431 --> 01:10:42,415
May they never meet.
1184
01:10:46,191 --> 01:10:47,191
(SIGHS)
1185
01:10:48,623 --> 01:10:52,047
Señor Madrid, you care
to join me at my table
1186
01:10:52,175 --> 01:10:53,552
where I entertain my guests?
1187
01:10:53,678 --> 01:10:56,111
(IN ENGLISH) I'd be
delighted, Monsieur DeCoteau.
1188
01:10:57,775 --> 01:10:59,632
Take the bottle with you.
1189
01:10:59,758 --> 01:11:01,136
♪♪
1190
01:11:01,263 --> 01:11:03,119
So, Johnny, ahem...
1191
01:11:04,942 --> 01:11:06,606
what brings you
to Arroyo del Oro?
1192
01:11:06,736 --> 01:11:09,520
Oh, you know me, Caleb.
1193
01:11:09,647 --> 01:11:11,088
Money.
1194
01:11:12,335 --> 01:11:14,350
And who's paying around here?
1195
01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:15,887
I hope you.
1196
01:11:16,015 --> 01:11:17,711
Huh.
1197
01:11:17,838 --> 01:11:20,110
And what have you
heard about me?
1198
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:22,000
I heard about the Lancer Ranch.
1199
01:11:22,127 --> 01:11:24,207
All the cattle
you've appropriated.
1200
01:11:24,336 --> 01:11:25,648
A lot of land, a lot of cows,
1201
01:11:25,775 --> 01:11:27,536
a lot of money,
no law to speak of,
1202
01:11:27,664 --> 01:11:29,008
and nothing but an old man
1203
01:11:29,136 --> 01:11:31,920
and some Mexican ranch hands
to shoo you off.
1204
01:11:34,063 --> 01:11:36,176
Say, where's that chili pepper
1205
01:11:36,304 --> 01:11:38,480
daughter of yours
with the fiddle?
1206
01:11:38,607 --> 01:11:40,303
She's asleep.
1207
01:11:40,431 --> 01:11:42,416
Wake her the heck up,
get her down here
1208
01:11:42,542 --> 01:11:45,903
with her fiddle and her bow,
and entertain my guest.
1209
01:11:46,031 --> 01:11:47,216
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
1210
01:11:48,624 --> 01:11:50,736
But, please, don't hurt her
this time.
1211
01:11:52,303 --> 01:11:53,711
I ain't gonna hurt her.
1212
01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:57,391
I just want her
to play the fiddle.
1213
01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:03,440
Line? "Go... Go fetch her
and tell her" what?
1214
01:12:03,568 --> 01:12:05,008
WOMAN:
"Go fetch her and tell her
1215
01:12:05,135 --> 01:12:06,928
I'll give her a fat
$5 gold piece..."
1216
01:12:07,056 --> 01:12:08,432
Right. Go fetch her and tell her
1217
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:10,320
I'll give her
a fat-fat $5 gold piece,
1218
01:12:10,447 --> 01:12:12,688
she play her little
chili pepper heart out, right?
1219
01:12:12,816 --> 01:12:14,096
- WOMAN: Right.
- Got it.
1220
01:12:14,223 --> 01:12:16,207
(CLEARS THROAT)
1221
01:12:20,047 --> 01:12:21,807
I ain't gonna hurt her.
1222
01:12:21,936 --> 01:12:24,079
I just want her
to play the fiddle.
1223
01:12:24,206 --> 01:12:25,488
Now, go fetch her and tell her
1224
01:12:25,615 --> 01:12:27,087
I'll give her
a fat $5 gold piece,
1225
01:12:27,214 --> 01:12:30,127
she play her little
chili pepper heart out.
1226
01:12:30,254 --> 01:12:31,887
Go on.
1227
01:12:36,047 --> 01:12:37,647
So, Johnny,
1228
01:12:38,864 --> 01:12:40,398
what else you heard?
1229
01:12:40,527 --> 01:12:41,935
Hmm.
1230
01:12:42,063 --> 01:12:44,494
I heard you're pushing
Lancer pretty hard,
1231
01:12:44,623 --> 01:12:47,216
but Lancer's got money.
1232
01:12:48,334 --> 01:12:50,287
At some point,
1233
01:12:50,415 --> 01:12:52,591
he's gonna hire some guns
1234
01:12:52,719 --> 01:12:54,671
and push back.
1235
01:13:01,456 --> 01:13:04,335
- Line. Line. Line, line, line.
- WOMAN: "Maybe he already has."
1236
01:13:04,462 --> 01:13:05,775
(GROWLS)
1237
01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:08,496
Maybe... Goddamn it!
1238
01:13:08,624 --> 01:13:10,096
I fucked this
whole thing up, Sam.
1239
01:13:10,224 --> 01:13:11,376
SAM: Keep going!
1240
01:13:11,503 --> 01:13:12,822
- I fucked this up.
- SAM: Fight through it.
1241
01:13:12,846 --> 01:13:14,832
Can we just go back?
Please, can we just cut?
1242
01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:16,239
SAM: Just say the fucking line!
1243
01:13:16,368 --> 01:13:17,743
No, really, Sam, please.
1244
01:13:17,872 --> 01:13:19,382
- SAM: "Maybe he already has."
- All right!
1245
01:13:19,406 --> 01:13:21,678
- SAM: "Maybe he already has!"
- All right, goddamn it!
1246
01:13:21,807 --> 01:13:22,807
All right, all right!
1247
01:13:22,864 --> 01:13:24,080
Woo!
1248
01:13:24,207 --> 01:13:26,160
You're a goddamn outlaw,
Rick. Come on, now.
1249
01:13:26,286 --> 01:13:27,728
(GRUNTS) Woo!
1250
01:13:27,855 --> 01:13:29,519
(SPUTTERS) I got it. I got it.
1251
01:13:30,831 --> 01:13:32,143
Go back a bit, would you?
1252
01:13:32,271 --> 01:13:34,447
SAM:
No, he's right. Back to one.
1253
01:13:34,574 --> 01:13:36,846
- Okay, now, use all that, baby.
- I'm gonna use it.
1254
01:13:36,975 --> 01:13:39,215
- Oh, I'm gonna use it.
- MAN: Put it all inside.
1255
01:13:39,343 --> 01:13:40,239
I'm gonna use it.
1256
01:13:40,367 --> 01:13:42,127
(RICK SNORTS)
1257
01:13:42,255 --> 01:13:43,255
SAM: And...
1258
01:13:44,174 --> 01:13:45,487
action.
1259
01:13:48,270 --> 01:13:50,478
I heard you're pushing
Lancer pretty hard,
1260
01:13:50,608 --> 01:13:53,007
but Lancer's got money.
1261
01:13:54,127 --> 01:13:55,951
At some point,
1262
01:13:56,080 --> 01:14:00,176
he's gonna hire
some guns and push back.
1263
01:14:03,535 --> 01:14:06,158
Maybe he already has.
1264
01:14:06,287 --> 01:14:08,687
- (SUCKS TEETH)
- Maybe.
1265
01:14:11,407 --> 01:14:12,879
Maybe I don't like Lancer.
1266
01:14:14,319 --> 01:14:16,047
Maybe I don't like his boots.
1267
01:14:17,647 --> 01:14:19,246
Maybe I don't like the way
1268
01:14:19,375 --> 01:14:22,319
he uses those boots
to step on people.
1269
01:14:25,806 --> 01:14:27,310
What the fuck was that?!
1270
01:14:27,440 --> 01:14:29,775
Jesus Christ!
1271
01:14:29,903 --> 01:14:31,055
Fuck!
1272
01:14:31,183 --> 01:14:33,294
Piece of shit.
1273
01:14:33,423 --> 01:14:35,310
Fucking damn it, Rick,
I swear to God.
1274
01:14:35,439 --> 01:14:37,552
Forgot your fucking lines,
embarrassed yourself
1275
01:14:37,678 --> 01:14:39,790
like that in front of all
those goddamn people!
1276
01:14:39,918 --> 01:14:42,766
You were drinking all night,
fucking drinking again,
1277
01:14:42,894 --> 01:14:45,647
eight goddamn fucking
whiskey sours.
1278
01:14:45,774 --> 01:14:48,719
(SIGHS, CRYING)
Fucking bullshit.
1279
01:14:50,671 --> 01:14:52,848
You're a fucking
miserable drunk.
1280
01:14:52,976 --> 01:14:55,184
Not fucking remembering
your fucking lines.
1281
01:14:55,312 --> 01:14:57,167
I practiced them,
and now I don't look
1282
01:14:57,295 --> 01:14:58,863
like I goddamn practiced them!
1283
01:14:58,991 --> 01:15:01,040
You're sitting there
like a fucking baboon!
1284
01:15:01,166 --> 01:15:02,927
(GIBBERS)
1285
01:15:03,054 --> 01:15:04,687
Fuck! Eight fucking
whiskey sours.
1286
01:15:04,815 --> 01:15:07,664
I couldn't stop at fucking
three or four. I have eight!
1287
01:15:07,792 --> 01:15:09,455
Why?! You're
a fucking alcoholic.
1288
01:15:09,584 --> 01:15:11,216
You fucking drink too much, huh?
1289
01:15:11,342 --> 01:15:13,614
Every fucking night.
Every fucking night.
1290
01:15:13,744 --> 01:15:15,278
That's it, that's fucking it!
1291
01:15:15,406 --> 01:15:16,622
That's fucking it.
1292
01:15:16,751 --> 01:15:18,895
You stop drinking right now,
all right?
1293
01:15:19,023 --> 01:15:20,240
Make a promise to yourself.
1294
01:15:20,367 --> 01:15:22,384
You're gonna stop
fucking drinking.
1295
01:15:22,511 --> 01:15:23,511
Oh, fuck it.
1296
01:15:27,055 --> 01:15:28,783
Damn it!
1297
01:15:28,910 --> 01:15:30,542
You show that
little fucking girl.
1298
01:15:30,672 --> 01:15:32,528
You're gonna show
that goddamn Jim Stacy.
1299
01:15:32,655 --> 01:15:34,959
You're gonna show them
on that goddamn fucking set
1300
01:15:35,087 --> 01:15:36,815
who the fuck
Rick Dalton is, all right?
1301
01:15:36,942 --> 01:15:38,958
Let me tell you something.
1302
01:15:39,087 --> 01:15:41,583
You don't get these lines right,
1303
01:15:41,711 --> 01:15:44,496
I'm gonna blow
your fucking brains out tonight.
1304
01:15:44,623 --> 01:15:46,416
All right? Your brains are gonna
1305
01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:48,783
be splattered
all over your goddamn pool.
1306
01:15:48,912 --> 01:15:50,767
I mean it, motherfucker.
1307
01:15:50,895 --> 01:15:52,111
Get your shit together.
1308
01:15:52,239 --> 01:15:54,095
♪♪
1309
01:16:02,703 --> 01:16:04,368
(GRUNTS)
1310
01:16:09,039 --> 01:16:10,320
(GRUNTS)
1311
01:16:26,447 --> 01:16:28,272
(DRAMATIC THEME PLAYING)
1312
01:16:47,024 --> 01:16:48,751
(YELLS)
1313
01:16:51,408 --> 01:16:53,199
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING
AND CHEERING)
1314
01:16:55,630 --> 01:16:57,294
- Better? Okay.
- It's great.
1315
01:17:02,416 --> 01:17:05,135
(RADIO DJ ANNOUNCEMENT)
1316
01:17:05,263 --> 01:17:07,440
(RADIO STATION JINGLE)
1317
01:17:47,503 --> 01:17:49,328
(SOFT ROCK SONG
PLAYING ON RADIO)
1318
01:18:19,759 --> 01:18:20,759
Hey!
1319
01:18:21,743 --> 01:18:22,743
Hi.
1320
01:18:26,255 --> 01:18:27,599
Huh.
1321
01:18:27,727 --> 01:18:29,647
Woo!
1322
01:18:29,775 --> 01:18:30,927
Shit.
1323
01:18:37,422 --> 01:18:39,727
Fuck you, you fucking pig!
1324
01:18:39,854 --> 01:18:41,616
(CHUCKLING) Oh, no.
1325
01:18:56,366 --> 01:18:57,486
CLIFF: Hello, hot stuff.
1326
01:18:57,616 --> 01:18:59,855
Looks like third time's
the charm.
1327
01:18:59,982 --> 01:19:01,775
Mm. How were those pickles?
1328
01:19:02,831 --> 01:19:04,815
(SIGHS)
1329
01:19:04,943 --> 01:19:06,702
Real good.
1330
01:19:06,831 --> 01:19:08,080
They were the fancy kind.
1331
01:19:08,207 --> 01:19:09,648
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
1332
01:19:10,991 --> 01:19:12,175
Give me a lift?
1333
01:19:12,302 --> 01:19:13,487
Where are you going?
1334
01:19:14,895 --> 01:19:16,976
I'm going to Chatsworth.
1335
01:19:17,102 --> 01:19:18,959
- Chatsworth?
- (LAUGHS)
1336
01:19:19,087 --> 01:19:21,679
You hitch up and down
Burbank Boulevard all day
1337
01:19:21,806 --> 01:19:24,238
till someone says they'll
drive you to Chatsworth?
1338
01:19:24,367 --> 01:19:25,936
Tourists love to drive me.
1339
01:19:26,063 --> 01:19:28,174
I'm their favorite part
of their I.A. vacation.
1340
01:19:28,303 --> 01:19:31,599
They'll be telling stories
about the Hollywood hippie girl
1341
01:19:31,727 --> 01:19:33,583
that they gave a ride
to the movie ranch
1342
01:19:33,712 --> 01:19:35,246
for the rest of their lives.
1343
01:19:35,375 --> 01:19:36,719
Wait, Spahn Movie Ranch?
1344
01:19:38,030 --> 01:19:39,438
- Yeah.
- That's where you're going?
1345
01:19:39,566 --> 01:19:40,462
Spahn Movie Ranch?
1346
01:19:40,590 --> 01:19:41,590
Uh-huh.
1347
01:19:41,711 --> 01:19:42,864
Why you going there?
1348
01:19:43,630 --> 01:19:44,630
I live there.
1349
01:19:45,326 --> 01:19:47,726
- Alone?
- No.
1350
01:19:47,855 --> 01:19:49,103
Me and my friends.
1351
01:19:50,480 --> 01:19:52,687
So you and a bunch
of friends like you
1352
01:19:52,814 --> 01:19:54,576
all live at Spahn Movie Ranch?
1353
01:19:55,982 --> 01:19:56,982
Yeah.
1354
01:19:59,086 --> 01:20:00,592
Well, hop in.
I'll take you there.
1355
01:20:01,487 --> 01:20:02,639
Great!
1356
01:20:11,727 --> 01:20:13,805
Go down here and get on
the Hollywood Freeway.
1357
01:20:13,934 --> 01:20:15,311
I know where it is.
1358
01:20:17,263 --> 01:20:20,399
Are you some old cowboy guy
that used to make movies there?
1359
01:20:20,526 --> 01:20:21,966
Whoa!
1360
01:20:22,094 --> 01:20:23,535
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
- What?
1361
01:20:23,662 --> 01:20:24,974
I'm just surprised how accurate
1362
01:20:25,103 --> 01:20:26,766
that description
of me really is.
1363
01:20:26,894 --> 01:20:30,095
Some old cowboy guy that used
to shoot movies at Spahn Ranch.
1364
01:20:30,223 --> 01:20:33,551
So you used to make Westerns
at the ranch
1365
01:20:33,679 --> 01:20:35,952
back in the old-timey days?
1366
01:20:37,647 --> 01:20:40,111
Well, if by
"the old-timey days,"
1367
01:20:40,238 --> 01:20:43,406
you mean television
eight years ago, yeah.
1368
01:20:43,535 --> 01:20:44,815
Are you an actor?
1369
01:20:44,944 --> 01:20:46,480
No, I'm a stuntman.
1370
01:20:47,695 --> 01:20:49,295
You're a stuntman.
1371
01:20:50,415 --> 01:20:52,463
That's way better.
1372
01:20:52,591 --> 01:20:53,840
Why is that way better?
1373
01:20:54,991 --> 01:20:57,136
- Actors are phony.
- Oh.
1374
01:20:57,262 --> 01:20:59,247
They just say lines
that other people write
1375
01:20:59,375 --> 01:21:02,895
and pretend to murder people
on their stupid TV shows.
1376
01:21:03,022 --> 01:21:05,966
Meanwhile, real people are being
murdered every day in Vietnam.
1377
01:21:06,093 --> 01:21:08,334
(TIRES SCREECH)
1378
01:21:08,462 --> 01:21:11,440
(DEE CLARK'S "HEY LITTLE GIRL"
PLAYING)
1379
01:21:27,726 --> 01:21:29,519
Want me to suck your cock
while driving?
1380
01:21:38,063 --> 01:21:39,063
How old are you?
1381
01:21:40,271 --> 01:21:41,271
What?
1382
01:21:41,326 --> 01:21:42,926
How old are you?
1383
01:21:45,167 --> 01:21:46,167
Wow, man.
1384
01:21:47,503 --> 01:21:49,230
That's the first time
anybody asked that
1385
01:21:49,358 --> 01:21:50,574
in a long time.
1386
01:21:50,702 --> 01:21:52,111
What's the answer?
1387
01:21:54,574 --> 01:21:57,839
Okay. We gonna play
kiddie games?
1388
01:21:59,086 --> 01:22:01,551
Eighteen. Feel better?
1389
01:22:01,679 --> 01:22:03,406
You got some ID, you know,
1390
01:22:03,534 --> 01:22:05,613
like a driver's license
or something?
1391
01:22:05,743 --> 01:22:08,271
- (LAUGHING) Are you joking?
- No, I'm not.
1392
01:22:08,397 --> 01:22:11,726
I need to see something official
that verifies that you're 18,
1393
01:22:11,856 --> 01:22:14,511
which you don't have
because you're not.
1394
01:22:17,646 --> 01:22:20,047
Talk about a bring-down bummer,
dude.
1395
01:22:20,174 --> 01:22:21,200
That's you.
1396
01:22:21,327 --> 01:22:22,480
Yeah.
1397
01:22:26,863 --> 01:22:30,607
Obviously,
I'm not too young to fuck you.
1398
01:22:30,734 --> 01:22:32,814
But obviously,
you are too old to fuck me.
1399
01:22:34,287 --> 01:22:37,519
What I'm too old to do
is go to jail for poontang.
1400
01:22:37,647 --> 01:22:39,278
(LAUGHS)
1401
01:22:39,407 --> 01:22:41,327
Prison's been trying to get me
all my life.
1402
01:22:41,454 --> 01:22:43,726
It ain't got me yet.
The day it does,
1403
01:22:43,855 --> 01:22:46,159
it won't be because of you.
1404
01:22:46,287 --> 01:22:47,376
No offense.
1405
01:22:50,222 --> 01:22:51,982
RICK (AS SCOTT, ON TAPE):
You all right?
1406
01:22:52,110 --> 01:22:54,382
RICK (AS CALEB): She's just
fine, ain't you, shorty?
1407
01:22:54,511 --> 01:22:56,143
RICK (AS MARABELLA):
I'm fine, Scott.
1408
01:22:56,272 --> 01:22:57,678
(AS SCOTT)
They haven't hurt you?
1409
01:22:57,806 --> 01:22:59,534
ASSISTANT:
Camera's ready, Mr. Dalton.
1410
01:22:59,663 --> 01:23:01,039
♪♪
1411
01:23:01,166 --> 01:23:02,383
I'll be right out.
1412
01:23:03,726 --> 01:23:05,838
RICK (AS SCOTT): The war.
1413
01:23:05,967 --> 01:23:08,687
I rode with
the British cavalry in Indi...
1414
01:23:09,741 --> 01:23:11,566
(WIND WHISTLING)
1415
01:23:28,622 --> 01:23:30,446
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
1416
01:23:39,694 --> 01:23:41,518
(HORSE NEIGHS)
1417
01:23:58,798 --> 01:24:01,327
ASSISTANT: Stand by, guys.
We're going in five.
1418
01:24:02,702 --> 01:24:04,336
(HORSE WHINNIES)
1419
01:24:15,598 --> 01:24:17,998
Lancer's boys are here!
1420
01:24:18,126 --> 01:24:20,079
The old man here?
1421
01:24:20,206 --> 01:24:21,711
Nada.
1422
01:24:21,837 --> 01:24:23,246
But the son is.
1423
01:24:25,262 --> 01:24:27,149
Ah. Heh, heh.
1424
01:24:27,278 --> 01:24:28,687
The one from Boston.
1425
01:24:29,838 --> 01:24:30,838
I don't know.
1426
01:24:31,726 --> 01:24:33,038
You from Boston?
1427
01:24:33,166 --> 01:24:34,166
Yes.
1428
01:24:34,287 --> 01:24:35,695
VINCE: It's the Boston one!
1429
01:24:37,424 --> 01:24:39,151
Keep the others outside.
1430
01:24:40,335 --> 01:24:41,615
Let the brother come in.
1431
01:24:43,184 --> 01:24:44,847
VINCE: You heard him, Boston.
1432
01:24:53,455 --> 01:24:55,183
CALEB: Come on in, Boston.
1433
01:24:55,310 --> 01:24:56,310
(CALEB CHUCKLES)
1434
01:24:56,430 --> 01:24:57,806
See, honey?
1435
01:24:57,935 --> 01:25:00,047
I told you they'd come
to parlay.
1436
01:25:01,614 --> 01:25:02,798
You all right, honey?
1437
01:25:02,926 --> 01:25:05,806
Oh, she's just fine.
1438
01:25:05,935 --> 01:25:07,535
Ain't you, shorty?
1439
01:25:08,686 --> 01:25:10,542
I'm fine, Scott.
1440
01:25:10,671 --> 01:25:12,367
They haven't hurt you?
1441
01:25:12,494 --> 01:25:14,478
Not yet, I ain't.
1442
01:25:14,606 --> 01:25:16,335
But that can all change...
1443
01:25:17,455 --> 01:25:18,286
like that.
1444
01:25:18,415 --> 01:25:19,568
(CHUCKLING)
1445
01:25:21,965 --> 01:25:23,374
Say...
1446
01:25:23,502 --> 01:25:25,102
where'd you get that limp?
1447
01:25:26,511 --> 01:25:27,759
- From the war.
- CALEB: Mm.
1448
01:25:29,006 --> 01:25:30,542
Which side?
1449
01:25:30,671 --> 01:25:33,742
I rode with the British cavalry
in India.
1450
01:25:33,871 --> 01:25:35,374
Mm.
1451
01:25:35,502 --> 01:25:37,902
What'd they call that outfit?
1452
01:25:38,029 --> 01:25:39,374
Bengal Lancers.
1453
01:25:39,502 --> 01:25:43,022
(LAUGHS)
1454
01:25:43,149 --> 01:25:45,101
Now, now, now, that is funny.
1455
01:25:45,230 --> 01:25:47,566
- That is funny.
- That's not so funny.
1456
01:25:47,694 --> 01:25:48,878
Don't you get it?
1457
01:25:49,006 --> 01:25:50,799
"Bengal Lancer"?
1458
01:25:50,925 --> 01:25:52,208
- Hm?
- (LAUGHING)
1459
01:25:52,334 --> 01:25:53,614
Oh, yeah.
1460
01:25:53,742 --> 01:25:55,277
- I get it now.
- (LAUGHING)
1461
01:25:55,407 --> 01:25:58,350
- That is kind of funny.
- It is.
1462
01:25:58,478 --> 01:26:01,710
You do know kidnapping
is a hanging offense.
1463
01:26:01,838 --> 01:26:04,206
So is blowing the heads
off little girls.
1464
01:26:04,334 --> 01:26:05,550
(CALEB CHUCKLES)
1465
01:26:05,678 --> 01:26:08,558
But they can only hang me
once, right?
1466
01:26:09,677 --> 01:26:10,677
So...
1467
01:26:12,142 --> 01:26:13,647
you come down here for a...
1468
01:26:13,774 --> 01:26:15,919
For a Boston social?
1469
01:26:16,046 --> 01:26:18,574
- Or we gonna talk price?
- SCOTT: How much?
1470
01:26:18,702 --> 01:26:22,509
CALEB:
I'd say $50,000 would buy me
1471
01:26:22,638 --> 01:26:25,967
a whole lot of chicken mole
in Mexico.
1472
01:26:26,093 --> 01:26:27,439
That's a lot of money.
1473
01:26:27,565 --> 01:26:29,807
Well, she's a lot
of little girl.
1474
01:26:29,933 --> 01:26:31,629
Or don't you agree?
1475
01:26:31,757 --> 01:26:33,006
I agree.
1476
01:26:33,135 --> 01:26:34,767
(INHALES DEEPLY)
1477
01:26:34,894 --> 01:26:36,494
So, what's next?
1478
01:26:36,623 --> 01:26:38,894
Well, I'll send one of my boys
out to your ranch
1479
01:26:39,022 --> 01:26:41,199
to fill you in
on all the details, but, uh...
1480
01:26:42,926 --> 01:26:46,671
the one detail I'm gonna fill
you in on right now is this:
1481
01:26:47,982 --> 01:26:50,797
I don't want
no beaner bronco buster
1482
01:26:50,926 --> 01:26:52,462
handing me that $50,000.
1483
01:26:52,591 --> 01:26:55,599
I want the old man himself.
1484
01:26:55,727 --> 01:27:01,038
Murdoch Lancer
puts $50,000 in my lap...
1485
01:27:01,165 --> 01:27:04,206
or I heave this little pitcher
down a well!
1486
01:27:04,333 --> 01:27:06,734
You got that, Boston?
1487
01:27:06,863 --> 01:27:08,526
Huh?
1488
01:27:08,654 --> 01:27:09,997
Yeah.
1489
01:27:10,127 --> 01:27:12,303
All right, messenger boy.
1490
01:27:13,774 --> 01:27:15,246
Deliver my message.
1491
01:27:21,742 --> 01:27:25,038
SAM: Give me evil, sexy Hamlet.
1492
01:27:25,166 --> 01:27:26,894
Settle into it.
1493
01:27:27,021 --> 01:27:28,942
- Enjoy it.
- (CHUCKLES)
1494
01:27:29,071 --> 01:27:30,126
And cut!
1495
01:27:30,254 --> 01:27:32,558
- (BELL RINGS)
- (SIGHS)
1496
01:27:32,686 --> 01:27:33,806
Oh, boy.
1497
01:27:33,935 --> 01:27:35,439
I didn't hurt you there,
Marabella,
1498
01:27:35,566 --> 01:27:37,806
- with that throw, did I?
- No, no, no. I'm good.
1499
01:27:37,934 --> 01:27:39,374
I got pads on.
1500
01:27:39,502 --> 01:27:41,423
- (CHUCKLES)
- And I throw myself on the floor
1501
01:27:41,551 --> 01:27:44,399
just for fun,
even when I'm not getting paid.
1502
01:27:44,526 --> 01:27:45,743
CREWMAN: The gate's clean.
1503
01:27:45,869 --> 01:27:48,175
Rick, Rick, Rick.
1504
01:27:48,302 --> 01:27:49,807
(CHUCKLING) Put her there.
1505
01:27:49,935 --> 01:27:50,989
- That was it.
- Really?
1506
01:27:51,118 --> 01:27:52,494
That was absolutely fantastic.
1507
01:27:52,623 --> 01:27:53,839
- Oh, thank you.
- I loved it.
1508
01:27:53,967 --> 01:27:55,759
Your idea about
throwing the little girl
1509
01:27:55,886 --> 01:27:57,614
on the ground
just worked like a charm.
1510
01:27:57,743 --> 01:27:59,629
I figured you said Shakespeare,
so... Yeah.
1511
01:27:59,758 --> 01:28:00,814
That's right. That was...
1512
01:28:00,942 --> 01:28:02,928
That's what I mean
by "scare me."
1513
01:28:03,054 --> 01:28:05,326
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- Evil Hamlet scares people.
1514
01:28:05,455 --> 01:28:07,758
- All right.
- Oh, and by the way...
1515
01:28:07,886 --> 01:28:09,870
- "Beaner bronco buster"?
- Yeah.
1516
01:28:09,998 --> 01:28:11,470
Where the hell
did that come from?
1517
01:28:11,599 --> 01:28:13,647
- I don't know. Improv.
- That was wonderful.
1518
01:28:13,774 --> 01:28:17,039
It was just... That was
a triple alliterative improv.
1519
01:28:17,165 --> 01:28:18,607
You don't hear those too often.
1520
01:28:18,734 --> 01:28:20,494
- Okay? We're good.
- All right. We don't...?
1521
01:28:20,623 --> 01:28:22,143
- Don't need to go again?
- We're done.
1522
01:28:22,254 --> 01:28:23,574
- That was fantastic.
- All right.
1523
01:28:23,661 --> 01:28:25,454
Okay, moving on.
We're in the bordello.
1524
01:28:25,582 --> 01:28:26,927
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR: Next setup!
1525
01:28:30,574 --> 01:28:34,159
That was the best acting
I've ever seen in my whole life.
1526
01:28:35,567 --> 01:28:36,398
Thank you.
1527
01:28:36,526 --> 01:28:37,646
Heh.
1528
01:28:41,742 --> 01:28:43,567
(CREW MEMBERS CHATTERING
INDISTINCTLY)
1529
01:28:46,703 --> 01:28:47,983
(SIGHS)
1530
01:28:51,373 --> 01:28:52,718
(INHALES SHARPLY)
1531
01:28:54,127 --> 01:28:55,535
Rick fucking Dalton.
1532
01:28:55,663 --> 01:28:56,815
(GUN COCKS)
1533
01:28:58,606 --> 01:29:00,303
(SIGHS)
1534
01:29:00,430 --> 01:29:02,254
(APPLAUSE AND MUSIC
PLAYING ON TV)
1535
01:29:03,086 --> 01:29:04,495
(MUMBLING)
1536
01:29:04,622 --> 01:29:06,221
♪♪
1537
01:29:06,350 --> 01:29:08,302
(CAR APPROACHING)
1538
01:29:08,431 --> 01:29:09,487
SQUEAKY: That's a car.
1539
01:29:10,735 --> 01:29:12,143
That's a strange car.
1540
01:29:13,453 --> 01:29:15,695
Snake, go see who's outside.
1541
01:29:24,815 --> 01:29:26,639
(DOG BARKING)
1542
01:29:27,663 --> 01:29:29,007
SQUEAKY: So who is it?
1543
01:29:29,135 --> 01:29:30,895
SNAKE: I ain't for sure yet.
1544
01:29:31,023 --> 01:29:33,134
It's a bitchen yellow
Coupe de Ville.
1545
01:29:33,262 --> 01:29:35,279
SQUEAKY: Keep an eye on him.
1546
01:29:37,582 --> 01:29:40,078
(ENGINE SHUTS OFF)
1547
01:29:40,207 --> 01:29:42,063
(DOGS BARKING)
1548
01:29:59,662 --> 01:30:01,934
(BIRD CAWING)
1549
01:30:12,526 --> 01:30:14,351
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
1550
01:30:22,126 --> 01:30:23,599
Come on.
1551
01:30:39,534 --> 01:30:41,198
Where the hell is everybody?
1552
01:30:44,622 --> 01:30:46,766
(METALLIC CREAKING)
1553
01:30:50,127 --> 01:30:51,502
Hey, where's Gypsy?
1554
01:30:51,630 --> 01:30:53,263
She's down by the chop shop.
1555
01:30:59,822 --> 01:31:01,837
- Hey!
- GYPSY: Hello!
1556
01:31:01,966 --> 01:31:04,878
Gypsy! I want you
to come meet my new friend.
1557
01:31:05,005 --> 01:31:07,213
SNAKE: Some old-looking
dude in a Hawaiian shirt
1558
01:31:07,342 --> 01:31:08,943
who just gave Pussycat
a ride home.
1559
01:31:09,070 --> 01:31:10,606
SQUEAKY:
He just gave her a lift?
1560
01:31:10,734 --> 01:31:12,654
SNAKE: Nope. She's bringing him
1561
01:31:12,782 --> 01:31:14,574
down the ranch
to meet everybody.
1562
01:31:14,703 --> 01:31:17,223
SQUEAKY: Stay by the door.
Tell me if he starts coming this way.
1563
01:31:17,293 --> 01:31:19,117
(FILM DIALOGUE IN BACKGROUND)
1564
01:31:19,246 --> 01:31:21,455
- Welcome to our community.
- Thanks for having me.
1565
01:31:21,582 --> 01:31:23,917
Thank you for giving
our precious Pussy a ride home.
1566
01:31:24,045 --> 01:31:25,198
Think nothing of it.
1567
01:31:25,325 --> 01:31:26,638
We love Pussy.
1568
01:31:26,767 --> 01:31:28,207
(LAUGHS) Yes, we do.
1569
01:31:28,335 --> 01:31:30,382
Hey, where is everybody?
Where's the children?
1570
01:31:30,510 --> 01:31:32,941
Everybody left
for Santa Barbara.
1571
01:31:33,071 --> 01:31:34,478
Really?
1572
01:31:34,607 --> 01:31:36,526
Charlie's gone? Everybody left?
1573
01:31:36,653 --> 01:31:39,533
Well, not "everybody" everybody,
but mostly everybody.
1574
01:31:42,382 --> 01:31:43,382
Drag.
1575
01:31:44,590 --> 01:31:47,087
I really wanted Cliff
to meet Charlie.
1576
01:31:47,214 --> 01:31:49,390
I think Charlie's
really gonna dig you.
1577
01:31:49,519 --> 01:31:51,726
- Angel, hold up.
- Well, maybe next time.
1578
01:31:51,854 --> 01:31:54,190
PUSSYCAT:
Yeah, you got to come back.
1579
01:31:54,319 --> 01:31:56,207
- Yeah?
- CLIFF: Yeah, sure.
1580
01:31:57,966 --> 01:32:00,845
PUSSYCAT: So how's it all
comparing to your glory days?
1581
01:32:00,973 --> 01:32:02,479
Well, things have changed.
1582
01:32:05,742 --> 01:32:07,566
Not a bad mount, Connie.
1583
01:32:07,694 --> 01:32:09,933
I used to ride horses
every day back in Tennessee.
1584
01:32:10,062 --> 01:32:12,014
- Is that right?
- Every day?
1585
01:32:12,142 --> 01:32:13,967
Well, every week.
1586
01:32:14,094 --> 01:32:15,598
All right.
1587
01:32:15,726 --> 01:32:17,357
Ain't she just darling?
1588
01:32:17,486 --> 01:32:18,510
(SIGHS)
1589
01:32:20,847 --> 01:32:23,886
So, uh, my name is Lulu.
1590
01:32:24,014 --> 01:32:25,710
This is Tex.
1591
01:32:25,839 --> 01:32:28,014
We're gonna be leading you
on a great trail ride
1592
01:32:28,142 --> 01:32:30,414
through the beautiful
Santa Susana canyons.
1593
01:32:30,543 --> 01:32:33,615
Now, Curt, I hear you're already
an experienced rider.
1594
01:32:33,742 --> 01:32:35,917
- Yes.
- LULU: Yeah, so are you, Connie?
1595
01:32:36,046 --> 01:32:37,967
- CONNIE: Yes, I am.
- Hey, Tex? Come here.
1596
01:32:38,093 --> 01:32:40,494
So, uh, if you're both
experienced riders,
1597
01:32:40,622 --> 01:32:43,631
I guess we'll just make
this ride about having fun.
1598
01:32:43,758 --> 01:32:44,973
You ready to have some fun?
1599
01:32:45,101 --> 01:32:47,725
So Pussycat brought back
some guy with her.
1600
01:32:47,854 --> 01:32:49,741
Gypsy wants you
to go give him a look-see.
1601
01:32:49,869 --> 01:32:51,374
Yeah. Sure thing.
1602
01:32:51,502 --> 01:32:54,286
♪♪
1603
01:33:09,454 --> 01:33:12,302
Oh, and here's someone
you absolutely have to meet.
1604
01:33:12,430 --> 01:33:14,638
One of our most favorite sons.
1605
01:33:14,766 --> 01:33:17,294
Tex, come on over here
and say hi to Cliff.
1606
01:33:17,422 --> 01:33:19,438
- Howdy, Cliff.
- Tex.
1607
01:33:19,566 --> 01:33:22,927
- What part of Texas you from?
- Oh, a place you never heard of.
1608
01:33:23,053 --> 01:33:23,886
Copeville.
1609
01:33:24,014 --> 01:33:26,127
Ah. Ever been to Houston?
1610
01:33:26,254 --> 01:33:27,662
Course I have.
1611
01:33:27,790 --> 01:33:30,158
Yeah, I spent two weeks once
on a Houston chain gang.
1612
01:33:30,286 --> 01:33:31,854
In August, no less.
1613
01:33:31,982 --> 01:33:34,286
That doesn't sound like
a whole lot of fun.
1614
01:33:34,414 --> 01:33:37,198
It's the last cop's jaw I ever
broke, I can tell you that.
1615
01:33:37,326 --> 01:33:38,573
(LAUGHS)
1616
01:33:38,701 --> 01:33:40,173
(INHALES SHARPLY)
1617
01:33:40,302 --> 01:33:41,326
(SMACKS LIPS)
1618
01:33:41,453 --> 01:33:42,453
Man...
1619
01:33:43,567 --> 01:33:45,935
Charlie's gonna dig you.
1620
01:33:46,062 --> 01:33:48,239
The Hawaiian guy
seems to be okay.
1621
01:33:48,366 --> 01:33:50,670
Everybody's talking
all friendly.
1622
01:33:50,798 --> 01:33:53,228
- GYPSY: Enjoy your day!
- TEX: Thank you.
1623
01:33:53,357 --> 01:33:56,398
SNAKE: Tex checked him out,
and now he's riding away.
1624
01:33:56,527 --> 01:33:58,733
SQUEAKY: If he comes this
way, let me know.
1625
01:34:01,294 --> 01:34:03,758
Hey, does George Spahn
still own this ranch?
1626
01:34:03,886 --> 01:34:06,318
Yeah, George still owns it.
1627
01:34:06,445 --> 01:34:08,751
- Does he still live here?
- Yeah.
1628
01:34:08,877 --> 01:34:11,629
Does he still live right there?
1629
01:34:11,757 --> 01:34:12,757
GYPSY: Yeah.
1630
01:34:12,814 --> 01:34:14,030
Is he here now?
1631
01:34:14,159 --> 01:34:15,695
I guess so.
1632
01:34:17,614 --> 01:34:20,109
So George gave you all
permission to be here?
1633
01:34:21,293 --> 01:34:22,414
Course he did.
1634
01:34:22,542 --> 01:34:24,047
CLIFF:
And y'all take care of him?
1635
01:34:25,197 --> 01:34:27,214
Oh, we take care of George.
1636
01:34:27,341 --> 01:34:28,397
We love George.
1637
01:34:30,702 --> 01:34:32,046
Well, is there anything wrong
1638
01:34:32,174 --> 01:34:34,253
with me saying hello
to an old friend?
1639
01:34:34,381 --> 01:34:36,078
You can't see him right now.
1640
01:34:36,205 --> 01:34:38,349
Why can't I see him right now?
1641
01:34:39,886 --> 01:34:41,485
Because he's napping.
1642
01:34:43,213 --> 01:34:45,134
This is his nap time.
1643
01:34:54,254 --> 01:34:56,718
Well, I think I'll just
go see for myself.
1644
01:34:58,030 --> 01:34:59,757
You never know.
1645
01:34:59,885 --> 01:35:01,485
He might have just woke up.
1646
01:35:01,615 --> 01:35:03,439
(DOGS BARKING)
1647
01:35:08,494 --> 01:35:10,542
(SONG PLAYING OVER TV)
1648
01:35:10,670 --> 01:35:12,718
SNAKE: The old Hawaiian
guy's coming this way.
1649
01:35:13,902 --> 01:35:15,438
SQUEAKY: Okay, y'all, beat it.
1650
01:35:15,566 --> 01:35:16,847
I'll handle this guy.
1651
01:35:20,782 --> 01:35:21,782
BUTTERFLY: Fine.
1652
01:36:05,518 --> 01:36:06,959
You the mama bear?
1653
01:36:08,686 --> 01:36:10,670
- Can I help you?
- I hope so.
1654
01:36:10,798 --> 01:36:13,644
I'm an old friend of George's.
Thought I'd stop and say hello.
1655
01:36:13,774 --> 01:36:15,086
That's very nice of you,
1656
01:36:15,212 --> 01:36:16,973
but you picked the wrong time.
1657
01:36:17,102 --> 01:36:18,989
George is taking a nap
right now.
1658
01:36:19,118 --> 01:36:20,910
Oh, that is unfortunate.
1659
01:36:21,038 --> 01:36:22,255
Yes, it is.
1660
01:36:23,566 --> 01:36:25,870
- What's your name?
- Cliff Booth.
1661
01:36:25,998 --> 01:36:27,309
How do you know George?
1662
01:36:27,438 --> 01:36:29,709
I used to shoot Westerns
here at the ranch.
1663
01:36:29,838 --> 01:36:32,014
When was the last time
you saw George?
1664
01:36:32,141 --> 01:36:35,214
Oh, I'd say about...
1665
01:36:36,078 --> 01:36:37,359
eight years ago.
1666
01:36:38,862 --> 01:36:40,334
Oh. I'm sorry.
1667
01:36:40,463 --> 01:36:42,510
I didn't realize the two of you
were so close.
1668
01:36:42,638 --> 01:36:44,270
- (CHUCKLES)
- When he wakes up,
1669
01:36:44,399 --> 01:36:46,415
I'll let him know you came by.
1670
01:36:46,542 --> 01:36:48,942
I'd really like to say
a quick hello now
1671
01:36:49,069 --> 01:36:50,253
while I'm here.
1672
01:36:50,380 --> 01:36:51,822
Came a long ways.
1673
01:36:51,949 --> 01:36:54,574
Don't know when I'll get back
this way again.
1674
01:36:54,701 --> 01:36:57,997
Oh, I understand, but I'm
afraid that's impossible.
1675
01:36:58,125 --> 01:36:59,693
Impossible?
1676
01:36:59,821 --> 01:37:01,485
Why is that impossible?
1677
01:37:01,615 --> 01:37:03,758
Me and George like
to watch TV on Sunday night...
1678
01:37:03,887 --> 01:37:05,934
F.B.I. and Bonanza.
But George finds it hard
1679
01:37:06,063 --> 01:37:07,438
to keep awake, so I make him nap
1680
01:37:07,565 --> 01:37:09,614
so I don't get gypped out
of my TV time.
1681
01:37:09,741 --> 01:37:10,926
Ah.
1682
01:37:12,206 --> 01:37:16,078
Well, look, Red,
I'm coming in there.
1683
01:37:16,205 --> 01:37:20,045
With my own two eyes, I'm gonna
get a good look at George.
1684
01:37:20,782 --> 01:37:21,935
And this...
1685
01:37:23,853 --> 01:37:25,423
ain't stopping me.
1686
01:37:26,926 --> 01:37:28,622
(TV SHOW DIALOGUE IN BACKGROUND)
1687
01:37:28,750 --> 01:37:29,750
Okay.
1688
01:37:30,767 --> 01:37:32,239
Suit yourself.
1689
01:37:34,188 --> 01:37:38,318
(COMMERCIAL PLAYS IN BACKGROUND)
1690
01:37:43,341 --> 01:37:44,878
(TV DIALOGUE PLAYS IN
BACKGROUND)
1691
01:38:02,317 --> 01:38:05,806
(COMMERCIAL DIALOGUE
IN BACKGROUND)
1692
01:38:19,374 --> 01:38:20,654
(FLIES BUZZING)
1693
01:38:20,782 --> 01:38:23,471
(COMMERCIAL DIALOGUE
IN BACKGROUND)
1694
01:38:32,462 --> 01:38:33,806
(SQUEAKING)
1695
01:38:36,654 --> 01:38:37,654
(TV REMOTE CLICKS)
1696
01:38:40,237 --> 01:38:41,997
(COMMERCIAL DIALOGUE
IN BACKGROUND)
1697
01:38:42,125 --> 01:38:43,757
(TV REMOTE CLICKS)
1698
01:38:54,765 --> 01:38:56,366
He back there?
1699
01:38:57,646 --> 01:38:59,533
Door at the end of the hallway.
1700
01:39:00,782 --> 01:39:02,253
You might have to
shake him awake.
1701
01:39:02,382 --> 01:39:04,046
I fucked his brains out
this morning.
1702
01:39:09,102 --> 01:39:11,022
He may be tired.
1703
01:39:22,126 --> 01:39:23,726
Oh, Mr. Eight Years Ago?
1704
01:39:25,486 --> 01:39:26,893
George is blind,
1705
01:39:27,020 --> 01:39:29,453
so you'll probably
have to tell him who you are.
1706
01:39:29,581 --> 01:39:31,758
♪♪
1707
01:39:53,900 --> 01:39:55,278
George, you awake?
1708
01:39:56,524 --> 01:39:58,350
(DOOR CREAKING)
1709
01:40:13,267 --> 01:40:14,267
George?
1710
01:40:16,466 --> 01:40:17,466
George?
1711
01:40:21,266 --> 01:40:22,266
George?
1712
01:40:24,882 --> 01:40:27,282
- George!
- Jesus.
1713
01:40:27,410 --> 01:40:29,811
- Hi, George.
- Wait a minute.
1714
01:40:29,939 --> 01:40:31,892
- What's going on?
- Everything's all right.
1715
01:40:32,019 --> 01:40:34,963
- I'm sorry to disturb you.
- Uh... Who are you?
1716
01:40:35,090 --> 01:40:36,883
It's Cliff Booth.
1717
01:40:37,011 --> 01:40:39,954
Just stopped in to say hello
and see how you're doing.
1718
01:40:40,082 --> 01:40:41,490
John Wilkes Booth?
1719
01:40:41,618 --> 01:40:42,900
No, Cliff Booth.
1720
01:40:45,139 --> 01:40:46,322
Who's that?
1721
01:40:46,450 --> 01:40:48,882
I used to shoot
Bounty Law here, George.
1722
01:40:49,010 --> 01:40:50,898
I was Rick Dalton's
stunt double.
1723
01:40:51,026 --> 01:40:53,683
- Who?
- Rick Dalton.
1724
01:40:53,810 --> 01:40:55,282
The Dalton Brothers?
1725
01:40:55,410 --> 01:40:56,947
No, Rick Dalton.
1726
01:40:57,075 --> 01:40:58,291
(GRUNTS)
1727
01:40:58,419 --> 01:40:59,538
Who's that?
1728
01:40:59,666 --> 01:41:02,323
He was the star of Bounty Law.
1729
01:41:02,450 --> 01:41:04,050
And who are you?
1730
01:41:04,178 --> 01:41:05,747
I was Rick's stunt double.
1731
01:41:06,898 --> 01:41:08,690
Rick who?
1732
01:41:08,819 --> 01:41:10,451
It don't matter, George.
1733
01:41:10,578 --> 01:41:13,491
We were colleagues
from the past, and I just wanted
1734
01:41:13,619 --> 01:41:15,378
to make sure you're doing okay.
1735
01:41:15,507 --> 01:41:17,683
- I'm not doing okay.
- What's the matter?
1736
01:41:17,811 --> 01:41:19,411
Can't see shit.
1737
01:41:19,539 --> 01:41:21,203
Would you call that
"the matter"?
1738
01:41:21,330 --> 01:41:22,962
The man can't see shit, okay?
1739
01:41:23,090 --> 01:41:25,426
I know. I'm sorry about that.
I was told.
1740
01:41:25,555 --> 01:41:28,019
Squeaky sent me to bed.
1741
01:41:28,146 --> 01:41:30,290
Would that be
the little redhead out front?
1742
01:41:30,418 --> 01:41:33,043
(INSECTS BUZZING)
1743
01:41:33,171 --> 01:41:35,507
What the fuck
is the matter with you?
1744
01:41:35,634 --> 01:41:37,010
First you wake me up,
1745
01:41:37,138 --> 01:41:39,410
and now you're pretending
that I didn't tell you
1746
01:41:39,539 --> 01:41:41,491
I was fucking blind!
1747
01:41:41,619 --> 01:41:44,530
How am I gonna know
what the hell color the head
1748
01:41:44,659 --> 01:41:47,250
of the girl is that's with me
all the time?
1749
01:41:47,378 --> 01:41:49,074
Oh, fair enough, George.
1750
01:41:52,465 --> 01:41:55,602
- No. Jesus Christ.
- Come on, George. All right.
1751
01:41:55,731 --> 01:41:58,131
Everyone don't need a stuntman.
1752
01:41:59,027 --> 01:42:00,243
(GRUNTS)
1753
01:42:02,418 --> 01:42:03,699
(SIGHS)
1754
01:42:05,458 --> 01:42:07,763
I don't know who you are...
1755
01:42:09,330 --> 01:42:11,284
but you touched me today.
1756
01:42:13,203 --> 01:42:15,602
You came to visit me.
1757
01:42:15,730 --> 01:42:17,681
Now I got to go back to sleep.
1758
01:42:17,810 --> 01:42:20,018
(GROANS)
1759
01:42:20,147 --> 01:42:22,674
I got to watch F.B.I. tonight.
1760
01:42:22,803 --> 01:42:24,243
I watch it with Squeaky.
1761
01:42:25,650 --> 01:42:28,979
She gets all pissed off
if I fall asleep.
1762
01:42:29,106 --> 01:42:31,795
What happens when she
gets pissed off, George?
1763
01:42:33,107 --> 01:42:34,107
Nothing.
1764
01:42:35,698 --> 01:42:37,938
I just don't like
to disappoint her.
1765
01:42:42,610 --> 01:42:46,162
So you gave all these hippies
permission to be here?
1766
01:42:51,506 --> 01:42:53,809
Just who the fuck are you?
1767
01:42:53,937 --> 01:42:55,729
I'm Cliff Booth.
1768
01:42:55,858 --> 01:42:57,011
I'm a stuntman.
1769
01:42:57,138 --> 01:42:59,217
We used to work together,
George.
1770
01:42:59,347 --> 01:43:01,938
And I just want
to make sure you're okay.
1771
01:43:02,067 --> 01:43:05,586
And that all these hippies
aren't taking advantage of you.
1772
01:43:05,714 --> 01:43:08,339
- Squeaky?
- Yeah.
1773
01:43:08,466 --> 01:43:10,643
She loves me.
1774
01:43:12,753 --> 01:43:14,770
So suck on that.
1775
01:43:17,299 --> 01:43:18,931
(SIGHS)
1776
01:43:22,897 --> 01:43:24,498
You take care, George.
1777
01:43:31,058 --> 01:43:32,627
Goddamn it.
1778
01:43:32,753 --> 01:43:36,498
♪♪
1779
01:43:43,858 --> 01:43:45,682
♪♪
1780
01:43:53,202 --> 01:43:54,612
You embarrassed me.
1781
01:43:55,571 --> 01:43:57,811
Yeah, sorry about that.
1782
01:44:00,179 --> 01:44:01,842
How'd your little talk
with George go?
1783
01:44:01,969 --> 01:44:02,969
Are we kidnapping him?
1784
01:44:03,057 --> 01:44:04,722
Not the word I'd use.
1785
01:44:04,850 --> 01:44:07,066
Now you've talked to him, you
believe everything's all right?
1786
01:44:07,090 --> 01:44:08,850
Not exactly.
1787
01:44:08,978 --> 01:44:10,801
This was a mistake.
You should leave.
1788
01:44:10,930 --> 01:44:12,595
Way ahead of you.
1789
01:44:16,563 --> 01:44:18,611
George isn't blind!
1790
01:44:18,738 --> 01:44:20,243
You're the blind one!
1791
01:44:20,370 --> 01:44:22,003
(GIRLS YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
1792
01:45:03,250 --> 01:45:04,850
You do that?
1793
01:45:07,187 --> 01:45:08,786
(LAUGHS)
1794
01:45:09,747 --> 01:45:11,699
You know, that's not my car.
1795
01:45:11,826 --> 01:45:13,811
That's my boss's car.
1796
01:45:13,939 --> 01:45:16,147
And if something were to happen
to my boss's car,
1797
01:45:16,274 --> 01:45:17,651
well, I'd get in trouble.
1798
01:45:35,219 --> 01:45:36,562
Fix it.
1799
01:45:36,690 --> 01:45:38,771
(LAUGHS) Fuck you.
1800
01:45:46,898 --> 01:45:47,954
(GRUNTS)
1801
01:45:48,082 --> 01:45:49,555
(HORSE WHINNIES)
1802
01:45:51,570 --> 01:45:53,394
(PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
1803
01:46:03,921 --> 01:46:06,035
- GIRL 1: Leave him alone!
- GIRL 2: He's a flower!
1804
01:46:06,163 --> 01:46:07,634
He's a flower, man.
1805
01:46:07,762 --> 01:46:10,001
GIRL 3: He's just a flower.
He doesn't know better.
1806
01:46:10,130 --> 01:46:11,858
- Ladies.
- (GRUNTS)
1807
01:46:15,826 --> 01:46:17,523
(DOG HOWLING)
1808
01:46:17,651 --> 01:46:20,563
Come one step closer
and I will knock his teeth out.
1809
01:46:31,506 --> 01:46:33,074
Fix it.
1810
01:46:33,201 --> 01:46:35,377
Can I at least get a rag
to wipe my face first?
1811
01:46:35,505 --> 01:46:36,914
Nope.
1812
01:46:37,042 --> 01:46:38,642
Tire first.
1813
01:46:48,211 --> 01:46:50,161
- Sundance.
- Yeah.
1814
01:46:50,290 --> 01:46:53,650
Get on a horse, go get Tex
and get his ass down here.
1815
01:46:53,779 --> 01:46:54,779
Okay.
1816
01:47:01,267 --> 01:47:03,443
(PANTING, GRUNTING)
1817
01:47:03,570 --> 01:47:05,203
(MOUTHS) I love you.
1818
01:47:08,018 --> 01:47:09,843
(HOOFBEATS)
1819
01:47:13,811 --> 01:47:15,667
(DOG BARKING)
1820
01:47:28,595 --> 01:47:30,930
Tex! Tex!
1821
01:47:31,059 --> 01:47:32,691
That Hawaiian guy's
back at the ranch
1822
01:47:32,819 --> 01:47:33,938
kicking Clem's face in.
1823
01:47:34,067 --> 01:47:35,762
Ah, son of a...
1824
01:47:35,890 --> 01:47:37,298
I'll take over for Tex.
1825
01:47:37,426 --> 01:47:39,027
Right this way.
1826
01:47:42,065 --> 01:47:43,891
♪♪
1827
01:48:04,562 --> 01:48:06,323
Hyah! Hyah!
1828
01:48:17,137 --> 01:48:19,378
(RADIO DJ ANNOUNCEMENT)
1829
01:48:19,505 --> 01:48:22,291
(RADIO STATION JINGLE)
1830
01:48:27,219 --> 01:48:28,817
TEX: Clem, you all right?
1831
01:48:30,963 --> 01:48:32,819
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
1832
01:48:49,170 --> 01:48:50,738
CLIFF: How do?
1833
01:48:50,867 --> 01:48:54,003
RICK: What a day.
Shit, I almost lost my shit.
1834
01:49:40,146 --> 01:49:41,299
You, uh...
1835
01:49:41,426 --> 01:49:43,411
You want to come in
and watch my F.B.I.?
1836
01:49:43,538 --> 01:49:46,195
Why, I just figured we would.
I got a six-pack in the back.
1837
01:49:46,321 --> 01:49:47,538
Thought we'd order a pizza.
1838
01:49:47,665 --> 01:49:48,849
All right.
1839
01:49:48,978 --> 01:49:50,194
All right.
1840
01:49:50,322 --> 01:49:52,178
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
1841
01:50:10,481 --> 01:50:12,882
Eighteen miles to Pendleton,
Willard.
1842
01:50:13,010 --> 01:50:15,091
Any kind of luck,
we'll be unloaded
1843
01:50:15,219 --> 01:50:17,619
and back at El Toro
before my kids go to bed.
1844
01:50:22,258 --> 01:50:25,842
Hey, bought me
an acid-dipped cigarette today.
1845
01:50:25,970 --> 01:50:27,219
Oh, yeah?
1846
01:50:27,345 --> 01:50:29,298
You want to buy
a cigarette dipped in acid?
1847
01:50:29,425 --> 01:50:30,898
Yeah.
1848
01:50:31,026 --> 01:50:32,978
If I'm gonna trip,
I want to trip here, man.
1849
01:50:33,106 --> 01:50:35,090
Walk in the woods.
Not in my home.
1850
01:50:36,978 --> 01:50:38,098
Just gonna stash it here.
1851
01:50:38,226 --> 01:50:40,241
- Don't smoke it by mistake.
- Yeah.
1852
01:50:40,370 --> 01:50:43,089
You want to smoke some,
smoke some. Just save me some.
1853
01:50:43,217 --> 01:50:46,321
Nah, I don't need
to trip out on no acid.
1854
01:50:46,449 --> 01:50:48,211
My booze don't need no buddy.
1855
01:50:48,338 --> 01:50:49,489
Whoa! Oh!
1856
01:50:49,617 --> 01:50:51,379
(WHISTLES)
Here I come. Here I come.
1857
01:50:53,329 --> 01:50:54,481
Mm.
1858
01:50:54,609 --> 01:50:56,561
What's the trouble, corporal?
1859
01:50:56,689 --> 01:50:58,162
There's a truck tailing us, sir.
1860
01:51:01,297 --> 01:51:03,667
It might be a farmer
in a hurry to get some place.
1861
01:51:05,457 --> 01:51:07,057
MAN 1: Oh, fine.
1862
01:51:07,187 --> 01:51:09,267
MAN 2: Well,
take it as fast as you can.
1863
01:51:09,393 --> 01:51:10,419
MAN 1: Yes, sir.
1864
01:51:13,585 --> 01:51:14,866
CLIFF: That PCH?
1865
01:51:14,993 --> 01:51:17,843
RICK: Yeah, yeah. Malibu.
1866
01:51:17,969 --> 01:51:20,178
Puerco Canyon or some shit.
I don't know.
1867
01:51:20,305 --> 01:51:22,129
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1868
01:51:25,778 --> 01:51:28,337
CLIFF:
Uh-oh. Here comes trouble.
1869
01:51:31,377 --> 01:51:32,658
RICK: Boom! Ha, ha!
1870
01:51:32,786 --> 01:51:34,643
CLIFF:
Oh, man. Right in the face.
1871
01:51:46,066 --> 01:51:47,570
CLIFF: That was a smooth leap.
1872
01:51:47,698 --> 01:51:48,698
RICK: Thank you.
1873
01:51:51,762 --> 01:51:54,483
CLIFF (GRUNTS): Dead number two.
1874
01:51:58,962 --> 01:52:00,818
(BOTH LAUGH)
1875
01:52:00,945 --> 01:52:02,609
CLIFF: I like that shot.
1876
01:52:02,738 --> 01:52:05,138
RICK: That guy's a fucking prick.
1877
01:52:11,186 --> 01:52:13,043
Um, that's Bobby Hogan.
Good guy.
1878
01:52:22,130 --> 01:52:24,338
All right, get ready
for my big F.B.I. moment.
1879
01:52:24,466 --> 01:52:26,610
- TIGER: They're all dead, babe.
- Good.
1880
01:52:32,562 --> 01:52:34,515
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1881
01:52:34,641 --> 01:52:36,241
"Michael Murtaugh."
1882
01:52:36,370 --> 01:52:38,130
- ANNOUNCER: The F.B.I.
- Michael Murtaugh.
1883
01:52:38,258 --> 01:52:39,473
Buongiorno, Sergio.
1884
01:52:39,602 --> 01:52:41,298
Turn on Channel 7.
1885
01:52:41,426 --> 01:52:42,609
ABC.
1886
01:52:42,737 --> 01:52:44,307
F.B.I.
1887
01:52:44,434 --> 01:52:47,218
I'm watching your Nebraska Jim
as we speak.
1888
01:52:47,347 --> 01:52:50,770
ANNOUNCER: Philip
Abbott, William Reynolds.
1889
01:52:52,818 --> 01:52:55,730
With guest stars
James Farentino,
1890
01:52:55,857 --> 01:52:57,177
- Rick Dalton...
- (RICK CHUCKLES)
1891
01:52:57,298 --> 01:52:59,185
- (CLIFF WHOOPS)
- RICK: Like the chewing gum?
1892
01:52:59,314 --> 01:53:00,978
- ANNOUNCER: Norman Fell.
- CLIFF: Strong.
1893
01:53:01,106 --> 01:53:02,577
ANNOUNCER: Tonight's episode:
1894
01:53:02,705 --> 01:53:04,849
ANNOUNCER & CLIFF:
"All the Streets Are Silent."
1895
01:53:04,978 --> 01:53:07,121
Except when Rick Dalton's
got a fucking shotgun,
1896
01:53:07,251 --> 01:53:09,042
- I'll tell you that.
- You're goddamn right.
1897
01:53:09,170 --> 01:53:10,170
New Ford Cortina.
1898
01:53:14,385 --> 01:53:17,171
(JET ENGINES WHIRRING)
1899
01:53:30,418 --> 01:53:31,858
RICK:
Well, that looks delicious.
1900
01:53:31,985 --> 01:53:33,649
- Thank you.
- ATTENDANT: Enjoy, sir.
1901
01:53:33,778 --> 01:53:36,403
Mm-mm-mm-mm... Mmm.
1902
01:53:39,089 --> 01:53:41,330
NARRATOR: After that Musso
& Frank's lunch meeting,
1903
01:53:41,457 --> 01:53:43,601
Marvin did provide Rick
job opportunities
1904
01:53:43,730 --> 01:53:45,170
in the Italian film industry.
1905
01:53:45,297 --> 01:53:48,529
Rick Dalton,
Marvin Schwarz here. Hold on.
1906
01:53:48,657 --> 01:53:50,353
Hennessy X.O on the rocks.
1907
01:53:50,481 --> 01:53:51,889
Yes, Mr. Schwarz.
1908
01:53:52,018 --> 01:53:53,137
Two words.
1909
01:53:53,265 --> 01:53:55,602
Nebraska Jim, Sergio Corbucci.
1910
01:53:55,729 --> 01:53:57,554
N-Nebraska what?
1911
01:53:57,682 --> 01:53:58,682
Sergio who?
1912
01:53:58,770 --> 01:54:00,243
MARVIN: Sergio Corbucci.
1913
01:54:00,370 --> 01:54:01,777
A-and who's that?
1914
01:54:01,905 --> 01:54:03,249
The second-best director
1915
01:54:03,377 --> 01:54:05,393
of Spaghetti Westerns
in the whole wide world.
1916
01:54:05,522 --> 01:54:08,691
He's doing a new Western.
It's called Nebraska Jim.
1917
01:54:08,818 --> 01:54:11,154
And because of me,
he's considering you.
1918
01:54:11,281 --> 01:54:14,033
NARRATOR: Well, Rick got
Nebraska Jim.
1919
01:54:14,162 --> 01:54:16,434
And Rick made a rather
compelling Nebraska Jim,
1920
01:54:16,562 --> 01:54:18,833
existing quite nicely
within Sergio Corbucci's
1921
01:54:18,961 --> 01:54:21,201
rogues gallery of antiheroes.
1922
01:54:22,579 --> 01:54:24,082
In Rome,
Rick loved the paparazzi
1923
01:54:24,210 --> 01:54:25,681
and the fuss they made over him
1924
01:54:25,809 --> 01:54:29,202
and his Nebraska Jim
costar Daphna Ben-Cobo.
1925
01:54:29,329 --> 01:54:32,691
All right there, paparazzos.
All right. Take it easy.
1926
01:54:32,817 --> 01:54:35,313
NARRATOR: He loved the food
so much that during his stay,
1927
01:54:35,441 --> 01:54:37,201
Rick gained almost 15 pounds.
1928
01:54:37,330 --> 01:54:40,081
But he didn't love the
Italians' way of making movies.
1929
01:54:40,210 --> 01:54:41,809
In fact,
he thought the post-synced,
1930
01:54:41,937 --> 01:54:43,729
"every actor
speaks their own language,".
1931
01:54:43,858 --> 01:54:45,426
Tower of Babel shooting style
1932
01:54:45,553 --> 01:54:48,082
of European movies
was ridiculous.
1933
01:54:48,211 --> 01:54:50,322
While in Rome,
Marvin plugged Rick
1934
01:54:50,450 --> 01:54:52,147
into three other
Italian productions.
1935
01:54:52,274 --> 01:54:53,744
His second Western was.
1936
01:54:53,873 --> 01:54:55,890
Kill Me Quick, Ringo,
Said the Gringo,
1937
01:54:56,017 --> 01:54:57,425
also starring Joseph Cotten
1938
01:54:57,554 --> 01:54:59,538
and directed
by Calvin Jackson Padget,
1939
01:54:59,665 --> 01:55:01,776
pseudonym for Giorgio Ferroni.
1940
01:55:01,905 --> 01:55:04,241
His third was
an Italian/Spanish coproduction
1941
01:55:04,370 --> 01:55:06,002
that paired him
with Telly Savalas,
1942
01:55:06,130 --> 01:55:08,338
titled Red Blood, Red Skin,
1943
01:55:08,466 --> 01:55:10,257
directed by
Joaquín Romero Marchent
1944
01:55:10,386 --> 01:55:12,402
and based
on the Floyd Raye Wilson novel,
1945
01:55:12,530 --> 01:55:15,699
The Only Good Indian
Is a Dead Indian.
1946
01:55:15,826 --> 01:55:18,130
And his fourth,
a Spaghetti secret agent,
1947
01:55:18,258 --> 01:55:22,161
James Bond rip-off-type flickcalled Operazione Dyn-O-Mite!,
1948
01:55:22,288 --> 01:55:23,858
directed by Antonio Margheriti.
1949
01:55:23,986 --> 01:55:26,578
(SIREN WAILING)
1950
01:55:26,706 --> 01:55:27,858
(GEARSHIFT CLICKS)
1951
01:55:32,209 --> 01:55:33,779
(HISSING)
1952
01:55:33,906 --> 01:55:36,018
(CLANKING)
1953
01:55:38,034 --> 01:55:40,147
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1954
01:55:51,218 --> 01:55:52,435
(BELL DINGS)
1955
01:55:53,906 --> 01:55:54,963
(TIRES SCREECH)
1956
01:55:56,081 --> 01:55:57,201
(SHOUTS, GRUNTS)
1957
01:55:57,330 --> 01:55:58,330
(TIRES SCREECH)
1958
01:56:00,817 --> 01:56:02,643
(SIREN WAILING)
1959
01:56:04,401 --> 01:56:06,322
NARRATOR: Ultimately
making Rick's six-month.
1960
01:56:06,449 --> 01:56:08,177
Italian sojourn
fairly profitable,
1961
01:56:08,305 --> 01:56:10,129
although his swank
Roman apartment
1962
01:56:10,257 --> 01:56:12,113
ate up a big chunk
of his earnings.
1963
01:56:12,242 --> 01:56:13,777
(WOMAN SNORING)
1964
01:56:13,905 --> 01:56:16,849
So as Rick returns to Hollywood
via Pan Am,
1965
01:56:16,978 --> 01:56:18,769
he has four new movies
under his belt,
1966
01:56:18,898 --> 01:56:20,274
some money in his pocket,
1967
01:56:20,402 --> 01:56:23,154
and his brand-spanking-new
Italian wife,
1968
01:56:23,281 --> 01:56:25,170
starlet Francesca Cappucci.
1969
01:56:27,665 --> 01:56:29,042
Hurtling through the air
1970
01:56:29,169 --> 01:56:31,634
towards a new life
and uncertain future,
1971
01:56:31,762 --> 01:56:34,771
Rick was really not sure
about what lay ahead for him.
1972
01:56:37,106 --> 01:56:39,249
- (BABY CRYING)
- Way back in coach,
1973
01:56:39,378 --> 01:56:41,554
working on his
bottomless Bloody Mary,
1974
01:56:41,682 --> 01:56:45,042
Cliff Booth returned
to Los Angeles as well.
1975
01:56:45,171 --> 01:56:46,546
He kept Rick company
1976
01:56:46,674 --> 01:56:49,522
during his entire
six-month stay in Italy.
1977
01:56:49,650 --> 01:56:52,786
However,
as the two men return home,
1978
01:56:52,913 --> 01:56:54,449
they've come
to an understanding.
1979
01:56:54,579 --> 01:56:55,826
Well, here it goes now.
1980
01:56:57,330 --> 01:56:58,330
With the, uh...
1981
01:56:59,698 --> 01:57:01,170
With the new wife, I, uh...
1982
01:57:02,577 --> 01:57:05,457
I just I can't afford you
anymore, Cliff.
1983
01:57:05,586 --> 01:57:08,818
You know? I can barely afford
my own house anymore.
1984
01:57:08,946 --> 01:57:11,506
So I think the plan
is to sell the house
1985
01:57:11,632 --> 01:57:15,249
and buy-buy a condo in-in-in
Toluca Lake, bank the money.
1986
01:57:15,377 --> 01:57:17,905
You know, live off it.
That type of thing.
1987
01:57:18,033 --> 01:57:20,784
Hopefully,
I score come next pilot season.
1988
01:57:20,913 --> 01:57:22,002
That's a good plan.
1989
01:57:22,129 --> 01:57:24,081
Yeah. You know,
1990
01:57:24,210 --> 01:57:26,482
by then, I'll know
if I have a career or not,
1991
01:57:26,611 --> 01:57:30,449
if I'm a solid Los Angeles
citizen like Eddie O'Brien says,
1992
01:57:30,576 --> 01:57:34,641
or if I'm one step closer
to going back to Missouri.
1993
01:57:34,769 --> 01:57:37,906
So when this whole
European journey is over,
1994
01:57:38,034 --> 01:57:39,058
I think we've, uh...
1995
01:57:40,659 --> 01:57:42,962
We've reached
the end of the trail, Cliff.
1996
01:57:48,017 --> 01:57:49,842
(SLURPING)
1997
01:57:53,649 --> 01:57:55,570
NARRATOR: So these last
four Italian flicks,
1998
01:57:55,698 --> 01:57:57,075
after nine years together,
1999
01:57:57,202 --> 01:58:00,178
would be Rick and Cliff's
final rodeo.
2000
01:58:00,307 --> 01:58:02,898
Cliff doesn't have a clue
what he's gonna do.
2001
01:58:03,025 --> 01:58:05,042
The only thing the two men
know of for sure:
2002
01:58:05,170 --> 01:58:06,802
Tonight,
Rick and Cliff will have
2003
01:58:06,930 --> 01:58:08,689
a good old-fashioned drunk.
2004
01:58:08,818 --> 01:58:11,730
Both men know, once the plane
touches down in El Segundo,
2005
01:58:11,857 --> 01:58:14,033
it'll be the end of an era
for both of them.
2006
01:58:14,162 --> 01:58:16,561
And when you come to the end
of the line with a buddy
2007
01:58:16,689 --> 01:58:19,282
who is more than a brother
and a little less than a wife,
2008
01:58:19,410 --> 01:58:20,754
getting blind drunk together
2009
01:58:20,882 --> 01:58:23,378
is really the only way
to say farewell.
2010
01:58:23,505 --> 01:58:26,291
♪♪
2011
01:59:15,152 --> 01:59:17,489
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
2012
01:59:17,617 --> 01:59:20,049
- Here it is, honey.
- (GASPS, SQUEALS)
2013
01:59:20,177 --> 01:59:21,777
- You like it?
- (IN ENGLISH) I love it.
2014
01:59:32,849 --> 01:59:34,002
Where do you want it?
2015
01:59:36,625 --> 01:59:38,258
(INTERCOM BUZZES)
2016
01:59:38,386 --> 01:59:39,537
SHARON: (ON SPEAKER) Hello?
2017
01:59:39,666 --> 01:59:41,011
Hey, it's Joanna and the baby.
2018
01:59:41,138 --> 01:59:42,770
Hi! Come on up.
2019
01:59:48,337 --> 01:59:49,841
(GASPS) Hi!
2020
01:59:49,970 --> 01:59:52,593
Oh, honey. How are you?
2021
01:59:52,720 --> 01:59:54,832
- Oh, my gosh, you're about to pop!
- I know!
2022
01:59:54,961 --> 01:59:56,497
- I know.
- Oh!
2023
01:59:56,625 --> 01:59:59,377
- And this is the nursery.
- Oh, my God, Sharon.
2024
01:59:59,506 --> 02:00:00,786
- It's perfect.
- Do you love it?
2025
02:00:00,850 --> 02:00:02,001
Little shoes!
2026
02:00:02,130 --> 02:00:03,282
I know.
2027
02:00:05,009 --> 02:00:06,578
I'm about to burst.
2028
02:00:06,706 --> 02:00:09,074
- I think you're gonna be a wonderful mother.
- Thank you.
2029
02:00:09,202 --> 02:00:10,450
(LAUGHS)
2030
02:00:12,145 --> 02:00:12,978
Mm!
2031
02:00:13,105 --> 02:00:15,762
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2032
02:00:25,010 --> 02:00:26,642
- Thanks, Gillian.
- Bye!
2033
02:00:26,770 --> 02:00:28,050
Bye, Brandy!
2034
02:00:32,337 --> 02:00:33,714
NARRATOR: Sharon had two friends
2035
02:00:33,842 --> 02:00:35,473
move into
the Cielo Drive residence
2036
02:00:35,602 --> 02:00:37,969
while Roman was in London
preparing his next movie:
2037
02:00:38,097 --> 02:00:41,330
Voytek Frykowski, an old friend
of Roman's from Poland,
2038
02:00:41,457 --> 02:00:43,985
and his girlfriend,
social worker Abigail Folger,
2039
02:00:44,113 --> 02:00:46,898
heiress to the vast
Folger coffee empire.
2040
02:01:26,706 --> 02:01:28,850
NARRATOR: That night,
Sharon, her two houseguests
2041
02:01:28,976 --> 02:01:30,257
and, naturally, Jay...
2042
02:01:30,384 --> 02:01:31,729
all went to the West Hollywood.
2043
02:01:31,856 --> 02:01:33,520
Mexican restaurant landmark
El Coyote,
2044
02:01:33,650 --> 02:01:34,802
on Beverly, for dinner.
2045
02:01:34,930 --> 02:01:36,978
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
2046
02:01:39,409 --> 02:01:41,681
What's going on
at the dirty movie place?
2047
02:01:41,809 --> 02:01:43,442
Oh, they're having a premiere.
2048
02:01:43,569 --> 02:01:45,137
Dirty movies have premieres?
2049
02:01:45,265 --> 02:01:47,441
Yeah. They're fun.
2050
02:01:47,569 --> 02:01:49,202
- This place is always so busy.
- I know.
2051
02:01:49,329 --> 02:01:50,578
It's crazy in here.
2052
02:01:52,625 --> 02:01:53,970
(WOMAN CHUCKLES)
2053
02:01:55,922 --> 02:01:57,394
WAITRESS:
And right here for you.
2054
02:01:58,736 --> 02:02:00,593
- Gentlemen.
- SHARON: Oh. Thanks.
2055
02:02:02,610 --> 02:02:04,849
NARRATOR: While closer to
8:30, Rick and Cliff went
2056
02:02:04,978 --> 02:02:06,769
to the Valley
Mexican restaurant landmark.
2057
02:02:06,897 --> 02:02:08,241
Casa Vega on Ventura.
2058
02:02:13,648 --> 02:02:14,833
Hello. Welcome.
2059
02:02:16,721 --> 02:02:17,810
You're welcome, sir.
2060
02:02:21,010 --> 02:02:22,834
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
2061
02:02:24,785 --> 02:02:26,128
(CLIFF HUMMING SOFTLY)
2062
02:02:26,257 --> 02:02:28,209
(RICK COUGHS)
2063
02:02:28,337 --> 02:02:30,738
RICK: Well, well, well,
if it ain't the cobra himself.
2064
02:02:30,864 --> 02:02:33,041
- Hey, Doug. What's happening?
- DOUG: How you doing?
2065
02:02:33,170 --> 02:02:34,833
- It's good to see you.
- How's the wife?
2066
02:02:34,960 --> 02:02:37,489
(CHUCKLING) I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
2067
02:02:40,368 --> 02:02:42,418
NARRATOR: Brandy stayed
behind at Rick's house,
2068
02:02:42,546 --> 02:02:45,009
guarding the beautiful
Italian woman asleep in her bed
2069
02:02:45,138 --> 02:02:47,730
and waiting for Cliff
and Rick to come home...
2070
02:02:49,073 --> 02:02:51,184
while jet-lagged
Francesca slept.
2071
02:02:51,312 --> 02:02:52,818
(GRUNTING SOFTLY)
2072
02:02:54,705 --> 02:02:56,145
But you just get paid
for the day
2073
02:02:56,273 --> 02:02:57,778
- that you cut his hair?
- No, no, no.
2074
02:02:57,905 --> 02:02:59,569
I get paid $1000 a day.
2075
02:02:59,698 --> 02:03:01,618
I get paid $1000
the day I arrive.
2076
02:03:01,745 --> 02:03:03,666
- I get paid $1000...
- NARRATOR: At El Coyote,
2077
02:03:03,793 --> 02:03:07,281
margaritas and good times
were had by all, except Sharon.
2078
02:03:07,409 --> 02:03:08,943
Sharon was experiencing
2079
02:03:08,945 --> 02:03:10,929
a touch of
pregnancy-induced melancholy.
2080
02:03:11,058 --> 02:03:12,721
Not only that,
it was later reported
2081
02:03:12,850 --> 02:03:14,736
that it was the hottest night
of the year,
2082
02:03:14,864 --> 02:03:16,626
and it made her feel
especially pregnant
2083
02:03:16,752 --> 02:03:18,257
in all the worst ways.
2084
02:03:18,386 --> 02:03:20,401
JAY: I don't want to party anymore.
I am tired.
2085
02:03:20,528 --> 02:03:22,256
(SLURRING)
Because he got it done.
2086
02:03:22,385 --> 02:03:24,817
No, it's not... It's not
because he just got it done.
2087
02:03:24,945 --> 02:03:26,129
He had just as much time
2088
02:03:26,257 --> 02:03:28,081
as all the rest
of the goddamn directors.
2089
02:03:28,209 --> 02:03:30,225
What he did with that time...
That's what counted.
2090
02:03:30,353 --> 02:03:32,946
NARRATOR: At Casa Vega,
Rick and Cliff drank so much that,
2091
02:03:33,072 --> 02:03:35,217
when they left,
they left the Cadillac there
2092
02:03:35,345 --> 02:03:36,208
and took a cab home.
2093
02:03:36,338 --> 02:03:38,001
The greatest action director,
2094
02:03:38,129 --> 02:03:40,401
underrated guy of all time.
2095
02:03:40,530 --> 02:03:43,280
NARRATOR: Around 10,
Sharon and her friends
2096
02:03:43,409 --> 02:03:45,938
left El Coyote
and arrived back at her house.
2097
02:03:53,809 --> 02:03:57,489
SHARON: You've had,
like, 19 margaritas.
2098
02:03:57,617 --> 02:03:59,314
(PLAYING PIANO)
2099
02:03:59,441 --> 02:04:01,434
NARRATOR: The four of them
hung out a little longer,
2100
02:04:01,458 --> 02:04:03,569
with Abigail even playing
the piano for them...
2101
02:04:03,697 --> 02:04:07,441
♪ Don't get me mad
Don't tell no lie ♪
2102
02:04:07,568 --> 02:04:14,160
♪ Don't make me sad
Don't pass me by ♪
2103
02:04:14,289 --> 02:04:17,168
♪ Baby, are you holding ♪
2104
02:04:17,297 --> 02:04:21,554
♪ Holding anything but me? ♪
2105
02:04:21,680 --> 02:04:24,530
♪ 'Cause I'm a real
Straight shooter ♪
2106
02:04:24,658 --> 02:04:26,834
♪ If you know what I mean ♪
2107
02:04:28,337 --> 02:04:31,793
♪ You can bring me love
You can hang around ♪
2108
02:04:31,921 --> 02:04:33,713
♪ You can bring me up ♪
2109
02:04:33,840 --> 02:04:38,416
♪ Don't you bring me down ♪
2110
02:04:38,545 --> 02:04:40,465
NARRATOR: Until she
returned to her room,
2111
02:04:40,594 --> 02:04:42,162
smoked a joint and read a book.
2112
02:04:42,290 --> 02:04:43,698
That was around 11.
2113
02:04:46,545 --> 02:04:48,146
(FILM DIALOGUE)
2114
02:04:54,544 --> 02:04:57,457
(TV SHOW DIALOGUE)
2115
02:05:02,096 --> 02:05:03,856
NARRATOR: At more or less the same time,
2116
02:05:03,985 --> 02:05:06,736
Voytek laid on the couch
watching American television
2117
02:05:06,865 --> 02:05:08,625
and thought about
how much better it was
2118
02:05:08,754 --> 02:05:11,218
than Polish television,
as he smoked a big joint.
2119
02:05:12,816 --> 02:05:14,257
NARRATOR: Somewhere around 11:10,
2120
02:05:14,384 --> 02:05:16,529
Sharon changed
into her comfy house attire.
2121
02:05:16,657 --> 02:05:18,450
- Feel better?
- (SPUTTERS, SIGHS)
2122
02:05:18,576 --> 02:05:20,818
That is drastically better.
2123
02:05:22,416 --> 02:05:24,402
NARRATOR: It was after 11:45 by the time
2124
02:05:24,529 --> 02:05:26,608
the yellow cab
dropped Rick and Cliff
2125
02:05:26,736 --> 02:05:28,304
in front of the house.
2126
02:05:28,432 --> 02:05:29,617
RICK: Thank you. Right here.
2127
02:05:29,745 --> 02:05:31,217
CLIFF: All right. Grazie, amigo.
2128
02:05:31,346 --> 02:05:32,785
(RICK GRUNTS)
2129
02:05:32,914 --> 02:05:35,186
- RICK: How much do I owe you?
- DRIVER: Three dollars.
2130
02:05:35,313 --> 02:05:37,264
NARRATOR: Brandy was
glad to see them return.
2131
02:05:37,392 --> 02:05:38,865
- Thank you, brother.
- Thanks.
2132
02:05:38,993 --> 02:05:39,890
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
2133
02:05:40,017 --> 02:05:41,297
(IN ENGLISH) More margaritas.
2134
02:05:46,448 --> 02:05:47,921
NARRATOR: Around midnight,
2135
02:05:48,049 --> 02:05:50,160
a completely drunk
Rick Dalton started making
2136
02:05:50,288 --> 02:05:52,402
a blender of frozen margaritas.
2137
02:05:54,705 --> 02:05:56,017
- (BRANDY WHINES)
- All right.
2138
02:05:57,776 --> 02:05:59,729
- We're walking.
- NARRATOR: At the same time,
2139
02:05:59,856 --> 02:06:01,137
Cliff was attaching a leash
2140
02:06:01,265 --> 02:06:02,896
to an excited
Brandy's dog collar.
2141
02:06:03,025 --> 02:06:04,025
I know.
2142
02:06:05,681 --> 02:06:07,761
(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)
2143
02:06:09,297 --> 02:06:11,217
I remember you.
2144
02:06:11,345 --> 02:06:12,658
A cigarette dipped in acid.
2145
02:06:12,786 --> 02:06:14,897
- What's that do?
- You smoke it. It gets you high.
2146
02:06:15,025 --> 02:06:16,914
- How much?
- Fifty cents.
2147
02:06:18,896 --> 02:06:19,896
Fifty cents.
2148
02:06:20,017 --> 02:06:22,322
Hippie girl, 50 cents.
2149
02:06:22,449 --> 02:06:23,890
(INHALES)
2150
02:06:25,617 --> 02:06:26,834
Tonight the night?
2151
02:06:28,337 --> 02:06:29,873
Why not?
2152
02:06:52,017 --> 02:06:54,289
And away we go.
2153
02:06:56,369 --> 02:07:00,465
Our Polish friend said it was
the hottest day of the year.
2154
02:07:00,593 --> 02:07:02,386
SHARON: Despite the
fact that he said it,
2155
02:07:02,512 --> 02:07:04,626
actually, it might be true.
2156
02:07:07,057 --> 02:07:09,842
♪♪
2157
02:07:13,136 --> 02:07:14,962
(BRANDY PANTING)
2158
02:07:46,096 --> 02:07:47,440
(ENGINE CHUGGING)
2159
02:08:02,002 --> 02:08:03,761
(RATTLES AND SQUEAKS)
2160
02:08:06,544 --> 02:08:08,369
(WHIRRING AND GRINDING)
2161
02:08:13,009 --> 02:08:14,801
(MUSIC CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
2162
02:08:14,927 --> 02:08:16,752
(ENGINE IDLING)
2163
02:08:22,065 --> 02:08:23,065
Goddamn.
2164
02:08:24,145 --> 02:08:26,001
Fucking private road.
2165
02:08:26,129 --> 02:08:28,529
Damn property taxes up the butt.
2166
02:08:28,657 --> 02:08:29,810
Goddamn.
2167
02:08:32,208 --> 02:08:33,457
(GRUNTS)
2168
02:08:36,945 --> 02:08:40,337
Bunch of goddamn
fucking hippies.
2169
02:08:40,466 --> 02:08:42,706
What the fuck?
2170
02:08:45,714 --> 02:08:46,769
Hey, you!
2171
02:08:48,272 --> 02:08:52,050
Yeah, asshole,
I'm talking to you!
2172
02:08:52,177 --> 02:08:53,905
What the hell
do you think you're doing
2173
02:08:54,032 --> 02:08:57,297
bringing that noisy hunk of shit
around here at midnight?
2174
02:08:57,424 --> 02:08:59,985
This is a private road,
all right?
2175
02:09:00,114 --> 02:09:02,545
Who are you?
And who are you here to see?
2176
02:09:02,673 --> 02:09:05,265
Nobody, sir. We just got lost
and a little turned around.
2177
02:09:05,392 --> 02:09:06,801
Ah, horseshit.
2178
02:09:09,074 --> 02:09:10,769
You fucking hippies came up here
2179
02:09:10,897 --> 02:09:12,721
to smoke dope
on a dark road, huh?
2180
02:09:12,850 --> 02:09:15,441
Next time you want to try that,
fix your fucking muffler.
2181
02:09:15,569 --> 02:09:17,458
Look, we're really sorry
we disturbed you.
2182
02:09:17,585 --> 02:09:19,441
Look, chief,
you don't belong here.
2183
02:09:19,569 --> 02:09:21,488
Now, take this
mechanical asshole
2184
02:09:21,616 --> 02:09:24,817
and get it
off my fucking street!
2185
02:09:35,057 --> 02:09:36,080
(GUN COCKS)
2186
02:09:36,209 --> 02:09:37,616
Hey! (POUNDS HOOD)
2187
02:09:37,743 --> 02:09:40,337
Dennis Hopper!
Move this fucking piece of shit!
2188
02:09:40,465 --> 02:09:42,736
All right. Just give me a moment
to turn it around.
2189
02:09:42,865 --> 02:09:44,529
Drive it backwards, numbnuts,
2190
02:09:44,657 --> 02:09:46,480
but fucking drive it,
and drive it now!
2191
02:09:46,609 --> 02:09:48,114
Okay. Okay. Stop yelling.
2192
02:09:48,241 --> 02:09:49,713
Hold your horses. We're leaving.
2193
02:09:53,456 --> 02:09:56,976
The hell are you looking at,
you little ginger-haired fucker?
2194
02:09:57,105 --> 02:10:00,817
Hey, you come around here again,
I'm gonna call the fucking cops!
2195
02:10:06,288 --> 02:10:07,696
Dirty fucking hippies.
2196
02:10:09,202 --> 02:10:10,770
(SLURPS)
2197
02:10:20,145 --> 02:10:21,777
TEX: There in his
fancy fucking house,
2198
02:10:21,905 --> 02:10:23,473
thinking he's handled it.
2199
02:10:23,601 --> 02:10:26,097
FLOWERCHILD: But he's seen us.
He's awake. He's alert.
2200
02:10:26,225 --> 02:10:29,329
They're all awake. They're
listening to fucking records.
2201
02:10:29,457 --> 02:10:30,801
Everybody's fucking awake!
2202
02:10:30,928 --> 02:10:32,017
Look!
2203
02:10:32,144 --> 02:10:34,512
- What did Charlie say?
- He said:
2204
02:10:34,640 --> 02:10:38,513
"Go to Terry's old house
and kill everybody in there."
2205
02:10:38,642 --> 02:10:42,160
And you heard him yourself.
He said, "Make it witchy."
2206
02:10:42,289 --> 02:10:45,168
Now, he either said that,
2207
02:10:45,296 --> 02:10:46,960
or I'm a liar.
2208
02:10:48,369 --> 02:10:51,345
Now, are any one of you
calling me a liar?
2209
02:10:52,369 --> 02:10:53,840
Hm?
2210
02:10:53,969 --> 02:10:55,728
How about you?
2211
02:10:55,856 --> 02:10:57,297
Are you calling me a liar?
2212
02:10:58,706 --> 02:11:00,657
No, of course not.
2213
02:11:00,785 --> 02:11:01,616
TEX: Good.
2214
02:11:01,745 --> 02:11:03,057
Hold it.
2215
02:11:03,184 --> 02:11:05,521
- Was that Rick Dalton?
- Who?
2216
02:11:05,649 --> 02:11:06,800
The guy from Bounty Law.
2217
02:11:06,927 --> 02:11:08,560
- Who, Jake Cahill?
- Yeah.
2218
02:11:08,689 --> 02:11:11,505
That guy in the robe
was Jake Cahill.
2219
02:11:11,633 --> 02:11:13,777
Wait a minute.
That was fucking Jake Cahill
2220
02:11:13,905 --> 02:11:15,305
- that just yelled at me?
- (LAUGHS)
2221
02:11:15,409 --> 02:11:17,105
He was older,
but, yeah, I think so.
2222
02:11:17,233 --> 02:11:18,289
So who's this Rick guy?
2223
02:11:18,418 --> 02:11:20,146
Jesus Christ, Sadie,
get it together.
2224
02:11:20,273 --> 02:11:22,383
Rick Dalton played Jake Cahill
on a cowboy show
2225
02:11:22,512 --> 02:11:23,824
in the '50s called Bounty Law.
2226
02:11:23,951 --> 02:11:25,200
Fuck you, Katie.
2227
02:11:25,329 --> 02:11:26,641
Sorry I don't know the name
2228
02:11:26,768 --> 02:11:28,464
of every fascist on TV
in the '50s.
2229
02:11:28,592 --> 02:11:32,847
I can't believe that asshole
in the robe was Jake Cahill.
2230
02:11:32,976 --> 02:11:35,601
When I was a kid,
I had a Bounty Law lunch box.
2231
02:11:35,727 --> 02:11:37,905
That was my favorite
of all my lunch boxes.
2232
02:11:38,033 --> 02:11:39,090
(CHUCKLES)
2233
02:11:39,217 --> 02:11:41,810
Dig this!
2234
02:11:41,937 --> 02:11:43,729
When we've been having
our trip sessions,
2235
02:11:43,856 --> 02:11:46,289
I've been expanding
on this one idea in my head.
2236
02:11:46,417 --> 02:11:47,856
All right, dig it.
2237
02:11:47,985 --> 02:11:51,312
We all grew up watching TV,
you know what I mean?
2238
02:11:51,439 --> 02:11:52,911
And if you grew up watching TV,
2239
02:11:53,040 --> 02:11:54,833
that means you grew up
watching murder.
2240
02:11:54,960 --> 02:11:55,793
Mm-hm.
2241
02:11:55,921 --> 02:11:57,489
Every show on TV
2242
02:11:57,617 --> 02:12:00,240
that wasn't I Love Lucy
was about murder.
2243
02:12:00,368 --> 02:12:03,281
So my idea is...
2244
02:12:03,408 --> 02:12:05,680
we kill the people
who taught us to kill.
2245
02:12:07,664 --> 02:12:09,168
I mean,
where the fuck are we, man?
2246
02:12:09,298 --> 02:12:11,601
We are in fucking Hollywood,
man.
2247
02:12:11,730 --> 02:12:13,457
The people
an entire generation grew up
2248
02:12:13,584 --> 02:12:15,154
watching kill people live here.
2249
02:12:15,281 --> 02:12:17,168
And they live
in pig-shit fucking luxury.
2250
02:12:17,297 --> 02:12:18,737
I say fuck them.
2251
02:12:18,864 --> 02:12:21,200
I say we cut their cocks off
and make them eat it.
2252
02:12:21,330 --> 02:12:23,410
(CHUCKLES)
That's a great idea, Sadie.
2253
02:12:25,745 --> 02:12:27,409
You two ready
to kill some piggies?
2254
02:12:27,537 --> 02:12:29,137
(SNORTING)
2255
02:12:36,496 --> 02:12:38,608
Wait a minute. Oh, shit.
2256
02:12:38,737 --> 02:12:41,008
Sorry, I forgot my knife
in the car.
2257
02:12:41,136 --> 02:12:42,864
Can I go...?
Can I go back and get it?
2258
02:12:43,953 --> 02:12:45,170
- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.
2259
02:12:45,297 --> 02:12:47,185
- Go on. Wait a minute.
- What?
2260
02:12:47,312 --> 02:12:49,329
I locked the car.
You'll need keys to get in.
2261
02:12:52,273 --> 02:12:53,361
Oh.
2262
02:12:53,488 --> 02:12:55,248
Right. Thank you.
2263
02:12:55,377 --> 02:12:57,904
- Okay. I'll be right back.
- Okay.
2264
02:12:58,032 --> 02:13:00,881
- Just hurry up.
- Yeah, just a little minute.
2265
02:13:03,792 --> 02:13:04,881
(CAR DOOR SHUTS)
2266
02:13:05,008 --> 02:13:07,121
(ENGINE STARTS)
2267
02:13:07,248 --> 02:13:09,905
(TIRES SQUEALING)
2268
02:13:10,769 --> 02:13:12,337
Oh, that fucking bitch!
2269
02:13:12,465 --> 02:13:13,521
Shh! Calm down.
2270
02:13:13,649 --> 02:13:15,250
There's a fucking house
right there.
2271
02:13:16,497 --> 02:13:17,497
What do we do now?
2272
02:13:17,585 --> 02:13:18,960
We do what we came to do.
2273
02:13:19,088 --> 02:13:21,744
And when we're done,
we split up and hitch home.
2274
02:13:21,872 --> 02:13:23,024
Any more questions?
2275
02:13:23,153 --> 02:13:24,338
Hm?
2276
02:13:26,193 --> 02:13:28,849
Okay, pig killers,
let's kill some piggies.
2277
02:13:28,977 --> 02:13:30,129
All right.
2278
02:13:42,320 --> 02:13:44,049
Oh, someone's hungry.
2279
02:13:52,464 --> 02:13:53,521
All right.
2280
02:13:55,376 --> 02:13:57,170
It's feeding time.
2281
02:14:00,049 --> 02:14:01,170
Brandy, couch.
2282
02:14:07,536 --> 02:14:08,849
And don't you mo...
2283
02:14:16,977 --> 02:14:18,832
(CHUCKLES) Oh, man.
2284
02:14:21,456 --> 02:14:22,456
Uh...
2285
02:14:24,625 --> 02:14:25,872
(EXHALES)
2286
02:14:26,000 --> 02:14:27,441
(COUGHS)
2287
02:14:27,569 --> 02:14:29,522
The train has left the station.
2288
02:14:31,089 --> 02:14:32,497
(GROANING)
2289
02:14:36,177 --> 02:14:37,361
Bad idea.
2290
02:14:44,912 --> 02:14:46,224
(KNIFE RINGS)
2291
02:14:52,592 --> 02:14:54,096
(CLIFF GRUNTS)
2292
02:15:35,504 --> 02:15:36,945
Whoa.
2293
02:15:50,384 --> 02:15:52,048
♪♪
2294
02:16:04,240 --> 02:16:05,872
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
2295
02:16:06,001 --> 02:16:07,857
- (BIRD CAWS)
- (DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE)
2296
02:16:13,457 --> 02:16:15,281
(TEX PANTING)
2297
02:16:22,384 --> 02:16:25,391
You go around there,
see if there's a back entrance.
2298
02:16:25,520 --> 02:16:27,280
All right? Go.
2299
02:16:38,769 --> 02:16:39,985
(WHINES SOFTLY)
2300
02:16:40,111 --> 02:16:42,608
(STATIONS TUNING)
2301
02:16:42,736 --> 02:16:45,521
(MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY)
2302
02:16:47,984 --> 02:16:50,290
(SPEAKING IN ITALIAN)
2303
02:17:10,928 --> 02:17:12,239
(BARKS)
2304
02:17:12,368 --> 02:17:13,616
Hey.
2305
02:17:16,528 --> 02:17:20,400
I am doing the best I can
under the circumstances.
2306
02:17:20,528 --> 02:17:22,608
Now, I do not want
to get into it tonight.
2307
02:17:22,736 --> 02:17:23,824
(WHIMPERS)
2308
02:17:29,009 --> 02:17:30,321
(PANTING)
2309
02:17:31,665 --> 02:17:34,288
Uh... can I help you?
2310
02:17:34,415 --> 02:17:35,568
(BACK DOOR OPENS)
2311
02:17:40,400 --> 02:17:41,400
Shit.
2312
02:17:42,737 --> 02:17:44,496
How many other people are here?
2313
02:17:44,624 --> 02:17:47,281
Oh, just the one sleeping
in the back there.
2314
02:17:47,409 --> 02:17:48,688
(SIGHS)
2315
02:17:48,816 --> 02:17:51,440
Go get him and bring him
into the living room.
2316
02:17:51,568 --> 02:17:52,656
What if he says no?
2317
02:17:52,785 --> 02:17:54,192
TEX: Don't take no for an answer.
2318
02:17:54,320 --> 02:17:56,753
You're the one with the knife.
Get him in here!
2319
02:17:58,961 --> 02:18:00,401
Hey.
2320
02:18:05,584 --> 02:18:07,312
You are real, right?
2321
02:18:07,441 --> 02:18:09,970
I'm as real as a doughnut,
motherfucker.
2322
02:18:12,817 --> 02:18:14,641
(LAUGHING)
2323
02:18:19,440 --> 02:18:20,815
(WHISPERS) What the fuck?
2324
02:18:20,944 --> 02:18:22,768
(TEX LAUGHING)
2325
02:18:27,440 --> 02:18:28,687
KATIE: Go to the living room.
2326
02:18:28,816 --> 02:18:30,416
(IN ENGLISH)
What is going on, huh?
2327
02:18:30,544 --> 02:18:31,696
(SCREAMS)
2328
02:18:35,280 --> 02:18:36,912
- Go!
- (SCREAMS) Okay. Si, si.
2329
02:18:39,184 --> 02:18:40,496
Who the fuck's that?
2330
02:18:40,624 --> 02:18:41,624
I don't know.
2331
02:18:42,831 --> 02:18:43,831
Francesca.
2332
02:18:50,256 --> 02:18:52,816
Oh. Uh...
2333
02:18:52,944 --> 02:18:54,608
What...?
2334
02:18:54,736 --> 02:18:56,367
Oh, I know you.
2335
02:18:56,496 --> 02:18:58,161
I know all three of you.
2336
02:18:59,408 --> 02:19:01,840
Yeah. Spahn Ranch.
2337
02:19:01,969 --> 02:19:04,529
Spahn Ranch. Yeah. Hoo!
2338
02:19:06,096 --> 02:19:09,776
I don't know your name,
but I remember that hair.
2339
02:19:09,905 --> 02:19:13,264
And you, I remember
your white little face.
2340
02:19:13,392 --> 02:19:15,216
And you were on a horsie.
2341
02:19:15,344 --> 02:19:17,008
Yeah.
2342
02:19:17,135 --> 02:19:20,079
Uh... You are...?
2343
02:19:20,208 --> 02:19:21,968
I'm the devil,
2344
02:19:22,095 --> 02:19:25,296
and I'm here to do
the devil's business.
2345
02:19:27,889 --> 02:19:31,377
Nah, it was dumber than that.
Something like... Rex.
2346
02:19:31,503 --> 02:19:33,425
- God, shoot him, Tex!
- Tex.
2347
02:19:34,384 --> 02:19:35,536
- (CLICKS TONGUE)
- (GROWLS)
2348
02:19:35,664 --> 02:19:36,664
(SCREAMING)
2349
02:19:36,785 --> 02:19:37,841
Fuck!
2350
02:19:41,169 --> 02:19:42,353
(YELLING)
2351
02:19:44,367 --> 02:19:46,033
(SCREAMING)
2352
02:19:52,336 --> 02:19:53,680
TEX: Son of a bitch!
2353
02:19:58,639 --> 02:20:00,688
(SCREAMING INTENSIFIES)
2354
02:20:09,839 --> 02:20:10,839
(CLICKS TONGUE)
2355
02:20:13,936 --> 02:20:15,568
(SCREAMING)
2356
02:20:20,528 --> 02:20:22,479
(YELLS)
2357
02:20:22,607 --> 02:20:24,401
(SCREAMING)
2358
02:20:30,576 --> 02:20:31,576
Hey, you.
2359
02:20:34,383 --> 02:20:36,433
How dare you come into my house,
motherfucker!
2360
02:20:38,768 --> 02:20:40,624
(SCREAMS)
2361
02:20:50,545 --> 02:20:51,601
(GRUNTS)
2362
02:21:01,456 --> 02:21:03,055
Wow, man.
2363
02:21:03,184 --> 02:21:05,009
(SADIE CONTINUES SCREAMING)
2364
02:21:13,297 --> 02:21:14,161
(SCREAMS)
2365
02:21:14,288 --> 02:21:16,145
(GRUNTING)
2366
02:21:33,552 --> 02:21:34,576
(GRUNTS)
2367
02:21:38,864 --> 02:21:40,368
- (SCREAMING)
- (BRANDY SNARLING)
2368
02:21:42,608 --> 02:21:43,728
(BARKS)
2369
02:21:46,416 --> 02:21:48,241
(SCREAMING)
2370
02:21:52,335 --> 02:21:53,935
(RADIO STATION JINGLE)
2371
02:21:54,065 --> 02:21:55,121
What the fuck?
2372
02:21:56,559 --> 02:21:58,032
Jesus Christ.
2373
02:21:58,160 --> 02:21:59,536
(GASPING)
2374
02:22:01,327 --> 02:22:03,152
(SCREAMING)
2375
02:22:18,095 --> 02:22:19,793
(BARKS)
2376
02:22:23,760 --> 02:22:24,849
(DOOR CLOSES)
2377
02:22:39,952 --> 02:22:41,777
♪♪
2378
02:22:51,376 --> 02:22:53,297
(SHRIEKING)
2379
02:23:04,432 --> 02:23:06,288
(SCREAMS)
2380
02:23:11,663 --> 02:23:13,008
Holy shit.
2381
02:23:15,952 --> 02:23:18,639
Francesca! Francesca, honey!
2382
02:23:30,192 --> 02:23:32,017
(SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
2383
02:23:37,103 --> 02:23:38,991
DISPATCHER: 10,000 block,
Cielo Drive.
2384
02:23:39,120 --> 02:23:42,192
OFFICER 1: Around what time was it
when you confronted the intruder?
2385
02:23:42,319 --> 02:23:44,079
RICK: It was about midnight.
2386
02:23:44,208 --> 02:23:45,296
- Around midnight?
- Yeah.
2387
02:23:45,424 --> 02:23:46,927
How do you know it was midnight?
2388
02:23:47,057 --> 02:23:50,160
RICK: Well, I was, uh...
I was in the kitchen.
2389
02:23:50,288 --> 02:23:53,361
You know, I was
making margaritas, and, uh...
2390
02:23:53,489 --> 02:23:55,119
I heard the sound
of a noisy muffler.
2391
02:23:55,247 --> 02:23:56,848
I looked up at the clock.
2392
02:23:56,976 --> 02:23:58,896
It said... The kitchen clock
said midnight.
2393
02:23:59,023 --> 02:24:00,495
OFFICER 1:
Twelve o'clock exactly?
2394
02:24:00,624 --> 02:24:02,640
RICK: I mean,
it could have been 12:05.
2395
02:24:02,767 --> 02:24:05,007
- Something like that.
- And you didn't see them again
2396
02:24:05,137 --> 02:24:07,152
until the woman attacked you
in the pool.
2397
02:24:07,279 --> 02:24:09,136
No, no.
2398
02:24:09,264 --> 02:24:11,249
OFFICER 2: So,
what did these perpetrators do?
2399
02:24:11,377 --> 02:24:13,808
CLIFF: Perpetrators?
They were hippie assholes.
2400
02:24:13,936 --> 02:24:17,233
Two of them burst through
the front door there,
2401
02:24:17,360 --> 02:24:21,488
and the guy hippie
said he was the devil.
2402
02:24:21,617 --> 02:24:24,208
And he said, "I'm here to..."
2403
02:24:24,336 --> 02:24:26,352
do some devil shit."
2404
02:24:26,479 --> 02:24:28,975
Or...
That's not verbatim, but...
2405
02:24:29,104 --> 02:24:31,761
- OFFICER 2: "Some devil shit"?
- CLIFF: Yeah, "devil shit."
2406
02:24:31,887 --> 02:24:33,712
(SPEAKING IN ITALIAN)
2407
02:24:36,847 --> 02:24:39,215
(WOMAN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY
OVER POLICE RADIO)
2408
02:24:39,345 --> 02:24:41,169
(CONTINUES SPEAKING IN ITALIAN)
2409
02:24:45,328 --> 02:24:47,281
CLIFF: And away we go.
2410
02:24:50,352 --> 02:24:52,367
Hey. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
2411
02:24:52,496 --> 02:24:54,064
What hospital you going to,
Cliff?
2412
02:24:54,192 --> 02:24:55,376
I'll meet you there, huh?
2413
02:24:55,503 --> 02:24:57,775
You don't want to meet me
in no hospital.
2414
02:24:57,903 --> 02:24:59,664
Why don't you go take care
of your lady.
2415
02:24:59,792 --> 02:25:02,544
Hey, she just took
five fucking sleeping pills.
2416
02:25:02,671 --> 02:25:04,368
She'll be asleep
till Columbus Day.
2417
02:25:04,495 --> 02:25:06,863
These guys will probably
have to come out here again
2418
02:25:06,992 --> 02:25:09,136
- just to wake her ass up.
- Hey, I'm not gonna die.
2419
02:25:09,264 --> 02:25:11,025
I may get a limp,
but I ain't gonna die.
2420
02:25:11,153 --> 02:25:13,008
- It's not my time yet, man.
- All right.
2421
02:25:13,135 --> 02:25:15,376
So no use waiting
in some waiting room.
2422
02:25:15,504 --> 02:25:18,447
Why don't you go lie naked
with that fine creature.
2423
02:25:18,575 --> 02:25:20,016
Come visit me tomorrow.
2424
02:25:20,144 --> 02:25:22,288
Bring bagels.
2425
02:25:22,416 --> 02:25:24,688
You want to do something for me,
check on Brandy.
2426
02:25:24,816 --> 02:25:26,575
She may be a little shook up
after that.
2427
02:25:26,704 --> 02:25:28,977
- She may want to sleep with you.
- Are you kidding me?
2428
02:25:29,104 --> 02:25:30,863
She's sleeping
with Francesca right now.
2429
02:25:30,993 --> 02:25:32,815
You might never get her back.
Ha, ha.
2430
02:25:32,943 --> 02:25:34,575
- We got to go.
- All right, then, Cliff.
2431
02:25:34,704 --> 02:25:36,976
I'll see you tomorrow, then.
2432
02:25:40,304 --> 02:25:41,712
Hey. Hey.
2433
02:25:41,839 --> 02:25:42,960
(WHISTLES, THEN KNOCKS)
2434
02:25:45,519 --> 02:25:47,216
You're a good friend, Cliff.
2435
02:25:48,655 --> 02:25:49,776
I try.
2436
02:25:49,903 --> 02:25:51,728
(ENGINE STARTS)
2437
02:26:01,840 --> 02:26:03,441
(SIGHS)
2438
02:26:16,496 --> 02:26:18,033
(SIGHS)
2439
02:26:20,847 --> 02:26:21,847
JAY: Hello?
2440
02:26:23,599 --> 02:26:24,431
Hey.
2441
02:26:24,559 --> 02:26:25,559
I'm Jay Sebring.
2442
02:26:25,679 --> 02:26:27,631
I'm a friend of the Polanskis.
2443
02:26:27,759 --> 02:26:30,192
You're Rick Dalton, right?
2444
02:26:30,320 --> 02:26:33,712
(CHUCKLING)
Yeah. Yeah. I'm Rick Dalton.
2445
02:26:33,840 --> 02:26:35,567
- Live next door.
- Oh, I know.
2446
02:26:35,696 --> 02:26:38,224
I tease Sharon that she lives
next door to Jake Cahill.
2447
02:26:38,352 --> 02:26:40,239
If she ever wants to put
a bounty on Roman,
2448
02:26:40,367 --> 02:26:41,935
she just has to go next door,
right?
2449
02:26:42,063 --> 02:26:43,567
(LAUGHS)
2450
02:26:43,696 --> 02:26:45,327
No shit.
2451
02:26:45,456 --> 02:26:47,695
What the fuck happened?
2452
02:26:47,823 --> 02:26:50,255
Oh, th-these fucking
hippie weirdos,
2453
02:26:50,383 --> 02:26:52,528
they-they-they
broke into my house.
2454
02:26:52,655 --> 02:26:55,184
What do you mean, like,
trying to rob you?
2455
02:26:55,312 --> 02:26:57,040
We don't know what the fuck
they wanted.
2456
02:26:57,167 --> 02:26:58,799
Were they robbing me?
I don't know.
2457
02:26:58,928 --> 02:27:00,944
Were they freaking out
on some bummer trip?
2458
02:27:01,071 --> 02:27:04,209
Who knows? But they tried
to kill my wife and my buddy.
2459
02:27:04,335 --> 02:27:07,568
- Jesus Christ. Are you serious?
- Yeah, I'm fucking serious.
2460
02:27:07,697 --> 02:27:11,216
Now, my buddy and his dog
killed two of them, and then...
2461
02:27:11,345 --> 02:27:14,224
Well, shit.
I-I torched the last one.
2462
02:27:14,351 --> 02:27:16,016
- "Torched"?
- Yeah.
2463
02:27:16,143 --> 02:27:18,448
I burnt her ass to a crisp.
2464
02:27:18,575 --> 02:27:21,328
- How'd you do that?
- Well, believe it or not, I...
2465
02:27:21,457 --> 02:27:23,567
I got a flamethrower
in my toolshed.
2466
02:27:23,695 --> 02:27:26,097
Oh, from The Fourteen Fistsof McCluskey.
2467
02:27:26,224 --> 02:27:27,888
Yeah!
2468
02:27:28,017 --> 02:27:29,424
(LAUGHS) Yeah. Yeah.
2469
02:27:29,551 --> 02:27:31,023
That's... That's the one.
2470
02:27:31,151 --> 02:27:34,223
Yeah, it still works too.
Thank God.
2471
02:27:34,351 --> 02:27:35,600
Is everybody okay?
2472
02:27:35,728 --> 02:27:38,095
Well, the fucking hippies
aren't,
2473
02:27:38,224 --> 02:27:39,889
that's for goddamn sure.
2474
02:27:40,015 --> 02:27:41,486
Yeah. But I'm fine.
2475
02:27:41,615 --> 02:27:43,246
You know, my wife's fine.
2476
02:27:43,376 --> 02:27:45,967
We're just a little shook up,
is all.
2477
02:27:46,096 --> 02:27:49,391
- Oh, my God, that's terrifying.
- Yeah.
2478
02:27:49,519 --> 02:27:52,111
SHARON: (ON SPEAKER) Jay,
honey, is everything all right?
2479
02:27:52,240 --> 02:27:54,128
Everything's okay now, honey.
2480
02:27:54,255 --> 02:27:56,880
But some hippies
broke into the house next door.
2481
02:27:57,008 --> 02:27:58,737
SHARON: Oh, my God.
2482
02:27:58,863 --> 02:28:00,657
Oh, that's terrifying.
2483
02:28:00,784 --> 02:28:02,287
Is everybody okay?
2484
02:28:02,416 --> 02:28:06,128
I'm talking to your next-door
neighbor about it right now.
2485
02:28:06,256 --> 02:28:07,600
SHARON: Rick Dalton?
2486
02:28:09,296 --> 02:28:11,568
Yeah, that's me. Heh.
2487
02:28:11,695 --> 02:28:13,967
SHARON:
Oh. Well, hello, neighbor.
2488
02:28:15,024 --> 02:28:16,688
Is everybody okay?
2489
02:28:16,816 --> 02:28:19,632
Yes, Sharon, everybody's fine.
2490
02:28:19,761 --> 02:28:21,808
SHARON: Are you okay?
2491
02:28:23,280 --> 02:28:25,712
Well, yes, I am.
Thank you for asking that.
2492
02:28:25,840 --> 02:28:28,112
SHARON: Rick,
would you like to come up to the house
2493
02:28:28,239 --> 02:28:30,608
for a drink
and meet my other friends?
2494
02:28:36,495 --> 02:28:39,534
Yeah, sure. Thank you.
2495
02:28:39,663 --> 02:28:42,159
SHARON: Oh, hooray! Great.
I'll buzz you up.
2496
02:28:42,288 --> 02:28:43,567
(INTERCOM BUZZES)
2497
02:28:43,696 --> 02:28:45,296
(GATE CLANKING)
2498
02:28:45,424 --> 02:28:47,249
♪♪
2499
02:28:53,391 --> 02:28:54,391
Come on.
2500
02:28:57,872 --> 02:28:59,920
- Hey, nice to meet you, huh?
- Yeah.
2501
02:29:00,047 --> 02:29:01,423
- Jay Sebring.
- Hey, pleasure.
2502
02:29:01,551 --> 02:29:02,551
- Yeah.
- Pleasure, Jay.
2503
02:29:02,671 --> 02:29:03,759
Pleasure's all mine.
2504
02:29:03,887 --> 02:29:05,614
Sounds like you had
a hell of a night.
2505
02:29:05,744 --> 02:29:09,104
(CONTINUES SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY)
2506
02:29:28,207 --> 02:29:29,359
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
2507
02:29:52,687 --> 02:29:55,471
♪♪
2508
02:31:13,583 --> 02:31:15,408
♪♪
2509
02:32:09,199 --> 02:32:11,055
♪♪
2510
02:32:16,464 --> 02:32:18,128
Hi. This is Rick Dalton,
2511
02:32:18,255 --> 02:32:20,654
better known as bounty hunter
Jake Cahill,
2512
02:32:20,783 --> 02:32:24,046
speaking on behalf
of Red Apple cigarettes.
2513
02:32:24,174 --> 02:32:27,151
Now, I smoke Red Apples.
Been smoking them for years.
2514
02:32:27,279 --> 02:32:29,519
But since the Red Apple
tobacco company's
2515
02:32:29,648 --> 02:32:32,015
been around since 1862,
2516
02:32:32,144 --> 02:32:35,216
you'll see Jake Cahill
smoke Red Apple too.
2517
02:32:35,344 --> 02:32:38,319
Now, back in Jake's day,
Red Apple came in a pouch,
2518
02:32:38,446 --> 02:32:40,206
and he had to roll his own.
2519
02:32:40,336 --> 02:32:43,120
But today, Red Apple
comes factory-rolled.
2520
02:32:43,247 --> 02:32:46,703
For the best drag
with the best tobacco flavor,
2521
02:32:46,831 --> 02:32:48,654
with less burn on your throat
2522
02:32:48,783 --> 02:32:51,119
than any other
non-filtered cigarette.
2523
02:32:51,248 --> 02:32:52,528
(CHUCKLES)
2524
02:32:57,232 --> 02:32:58,480
Mm!
2525
02:33:00,175 --> 02:33:02,608
Now, that's the way
a cigarette should taste.
2526
02:33:02,736 --> 02:33:03,568
Hm.
2527
02:33:03,696 --> 02:33:06,415
Better drag, more flavor,
2528
02:33:06,542 --> 02:33:07,887
less throat burn.
2529
02:33:10,191 --> 02:33:12,687
That's the Red Apple way.
2530
02:33:12,817 --> 02:33:16,336
So look for this life-size
standee of me, Jake Cahill,
2531
02:33:16,464 --> 02:33:19,888
wherever fine Red Apple tobacco
products are sold.
2532
02:33:20,016 --> 02:33:23,087
Take a bite and feel all right.
2533
02:33:23,214 --> 02:33:26,382
Take a bite of a Red Apple.
2534
02:33:26,511 --> 02:33:27,855
Tell them Jake sent you.
2535
02:33:30,863 --> 02:33:32,015
DIRECTOR: And cut.
2536
02:33:32,143 --> 02:33:33,871
This cigarette tastes like
fucking shit.
2537
02:33:34,000 --> 02:33:35,695
And, by the way,
who chose this photo?
2538
02:33:35,824 --> 02:33:37,198
I have a double chin. All right?
2539
02:33:37,327 --> 02:33:38,575
Nobody notices that crap?
2540
02:33:42,288 --> 02:33:44,112
♪♪
2541
02:33:44,191 --> 02:33:49,191
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2542
02:33:49,456 --> 02:33:53,071
(BATMAN THEME SONG)
2543
02:33:53,200 --> 02:33:55,088
(BATMAN RADIO PROMO)
2544
02:34:38,736 --> 02:34:40,560
♪♪
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