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I'll be the one

I guess you were lost when I met you

Still there were tears in your eyes

So out of trust and I knew

No more than mysteries and lies

There you were, wild and free

Reachin' out like you needed me

A helping hand to make it right

I am holding you all through the night

I'll be the one. I'll be the one

Who will make all your sorrows undone

I'll be the light. I'll be the light

When you feel like there's nowhere to run

I'll be the one

I'll be the one

I'll be the light

Where you can run

To make it alright

And this one... Japanese / Mathematics / Social Studies

CRYING ON A PAIR OF BOOBS And this one... Japanese / Mathematics / Social Studies

Japanese / Mathematics / Social Studies CRYING ON A PAIR OF BOOBS

And this one too... Japanese / Mathematics / Social Studies CRYING ON A PAIR OF BOOBS

Japanese / Mathematics / Social Studies CRYING ON A PAIR OF BOOBS

CRYING ON A PAIR OF BOOBS

Is there any more trash?

I'm taking stuff out to burn-

What, you're depressed over something like this?

Shouldn't you be used to it by now?

That's true, but...

Don't worry about his grades.

All that matters is that he stay healthy.

Yep, healthy.

Whoa, he got half of them correct on this one!

Gran'pa, that test is not out of 10 points.

lt's out of 100.

Either way, all that matters is that he's healthy.

5 times 9 is...?

45!

That's right, 45.

5 times 9 is 45, huh?

I'm so hungry.

So Ichiro-kun, what's 5 times 1?

Huh? Um...

Note: "5 times 1" is said as "goichi" in japanese. Goichi is...

Over there. Note: "5 times 1" is said as "goichi" in japanese.

Note: "5 times 1" is said as "goichi" in japanese. However, Goichi can also be a person's name.

That's not it!

Not Goichi-kun!

Goichi, Goichi, Goichi!

What's 5 times 1?

Everyone...

5!

That's right, 5.

So what would the answer to this problem be?

Ichiro-kun, 5 times 1 is 5, so...

Huh? Me again?!

95, of course.

That's right!

It's 95! You did it, Ichiro-kun!

Everyone clap for Ichiro-kun!

What?! I got it right?!

I don't believe it!

Try the next problem, Ichiro-kun!

Before you forget how to!

Huh?!

All done.

STAFF ROOM

I don't believe it! STAFF ROOM

It's a miracle!

He couldn't even get addition and subtraction right!

He could barely write his own name in kanji! Note: Kanji [ 漢字 ] are the Chinese characters that make up the Japanese script.

Looks like your hard work has finally borne fruit, Machida-sensei!

A child who only came to school to play pranks and eat his lunch has finally...

That was awesome!

Ichiro, could you perhaps be a genius?

I knew you were the best at fighting and eating quickly...

so why'd you have to become the best at studying too?

Kinda feels like Ichiro's become distant.

That's not true.

Today has to be some kind of mistake.

Next time, it'll be your turn.

What's wrong, I-chan?

Huh? No, nothing.

See you!

- See you! - Bye-bye!

Bye-bye!

See you guys tomorrow!

I-chan, I was thinking...

Remember when my dad borrowed your body to appear before me?

Thanks to him, I came in last.

I was thinking this might be his way of thanking you.

That may be why you got full marks today

No, that doesn't seem to be the case.

But you agree that you didn't do it on your own, right?

Well, yeah.

Ichiro!

Ichiro!

M-Mom...?

I heard from Machida-sensei!

About your perfect scores!

Oh, that's what this is about?

I thought you were gonna scold me again.

Machida-sensei was crying on the phone.

Your mom is really happy too.

Both of you are overreacting.

Next time, it'll be your turn.

Geez, who are you anyway?

Come on, hurry inside.

Gran'pa's waiting for you too.

Ichiro! Good job! 100 Points

Congratulations!

Ta-chan sent this over to us! Congratulations little Ichiro!

How sweet of her!

It really was worth making the effort to teach you your studies over and over again.

When did you ever teach me anything?

This is so wonderful.

I'm so happy to be alive.

I don't believe it!

Yeah, really.

He did it! He did it!

- He did it! He did it! - Ow, Gran'pa!

Ow, Gran'pa!

Ichiro-kun.

Ichiro-kun.

This time it's your turn, Ichiro-kun.

This time, It's your turn to fulfill my wish.

Th-Th-Th... This time?

You got full marks, right?

I didn't ask you to do that!

You did it all yourself!

Your parents and teachers wished very strongly for it.

And you felt pretty good about it too, righti?

Felt good?

You ate all the fish you wanted, right?

Shit, I shouldn't have eaten any!

Its no use crying over spilled milk.

Remember that well.

So what do you want me to do for you?!

My name Is Orita Manabu.

I died at age 20.

I was born the son of a doctor.

And ever since I could remember, my only dream was to go to Nisan!

What's a Nisan?

It's Tokyo University's medical school, of course!

I suppressed my feelings and desires.

Day after day I studied, studied, and studied some more.

But... despite all that studying, Announcement of Exam Results

But... despite all that studying,

I failed the entrance exams twice.

Mister... are you stupid?

I don't wanna hear that from you!

And then, this past spring, I finally passed!

But with a rosy future finally ahead of me,

I kinda fell over suddenly and just snuffed it.

Since you were gonna die anyway, it probably would have been better not to work so hard.

Shut up.

Well thanks to that, as you may have guessed, I'm a virgin.

What's a virgin?

It's a man who hasn't experienced any sexual relations with a woman.

What does that mean?

So, what is it that you wish for?

Do I have to say it out loud?

To a kid like you...?

If you don't wanna, it's fine.

I'll say it! Of course I'll say it!

If it can be fulfilled, I can pass on to the other side with no regrets.

O-Once is all I need.

I want to try burying my face In the valley of a l-lady's... b-b-breasts.

By breasts, do you mean boobs?

Y-Yep.

You're such a baby!

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

That's fine. That's really easy!

Really, Ichiro-kun?

Yeah. Right now might be a perfect chance.

Huh?

Mom, I'm coming in too!

Oh, you're still up?

It's the last of the bath water. Do you still want to come in?

Yeah.

I guess you're too excited to sleep tonight, huh?

Though your dad and gran'pa are snoring away in a drunken stupor now.

Mister, you can't do it for too long, 'kay?

It's really tiring to lend your body to someone.

Huh? Did you say something?

Nope.

The water feels good.

Come on mister, quickly!

Come on!

Come on!

That won't do!

I-I'm saying I want just one experience before I move on.

It's gotta be a tight woman or I can't accept it!

My mom's pretty tight!

What are you talking about, you silly child!

That's... That's... That's...

That's not tight! She's just stretched because she's so fat!

Tight and stretched are different?

Tight-tight. Stretched stretched~

- Tight-tight. Stretched stretched - Completely different!

Completely different!

I'm a young man, just 20 years old.

I can't accept a woman unless she's younger than this.

- I can't accept a woman unless she's younger than this. - Tight-tight. Stretched stretched~

Tight-tight. Stretched stretched~

And stretched stretched stretched~

Shizue-chan?

That's right. Shizue-chan.

She's been appearing on TV a lot lately, right?

That's my kinda girl.

Telling me something like that is not helping me understand.

We don't have a TV in our house.

Look, this is her.

It's not like she's drop-dead gorgeous,

but she's really cute,

and she has the curves that a woman should have.

I'll accept ages 18 to 20.

No, I'II extend it up to 23 or 24.

She should be neat and lovely.

She should also be brimming with liveliness.

That's right!

I forgot the most important thing.

You see, the breasts I like the most are...

I'm sleepy!

I don't wanna hear any more about boobs!

not too big, and not too small.

Breasts that fit right into my hand...

And l think you will already know this,

but her skin should be so white as to be transparent.

And her nipples should be pink, of course.

I almost forgot...

The nipples can't be too big!

Geez, I got worried there for a moment.

That was close.

What are you doingr, lchiro?

What's wrong? You're not feeling well?

That's...

I don't mind if you tell them, but do you honestly think these people can help?

There's this ghost here that really likes boobs...

Boobs?

What is this?

You still miss your mommy's breasts, Ichiro?

You're such a baby, Ichiro-chan!

No, hers aren't any good apparently.

Tada!

Then how about your daddy's boobs?

You can see your gran'pa's too!

Here!

What are you guys doing so early in the morning?

Quit acting stupid and get eating.

What a vulgar family.

I can't sense even a tiny fragment of intelligence.

It's shocking.

Three hairs! Three hairs!

Oh yes, I haven't discussed the details of the cleavage yet.

No! I don't wanna hear it!

You were talking about boobs, boobs and boobs all night!

They're just boobs and I don't wanna hear another word about them!

If you can't be happy with Mom's boobs, then it's no use!

Give up!

You really think... You really think...

I could rest in peace with something like that?!

Haven't I explained it in great detail to you?!

If I were to give Shizue-chan 100 points for her breasts,

then those breasts would get only 3!

But those are the only boobs I know!

If you don't like 'em, go someplace else.

You're not allowed say anything like that at this point.

You got a perfect score because of me!

And you ate till you were full!

And moreover, you consented to doing it.

I believe you even said it was easy, right?

Just boobs?! Just boobs?!

You're going to pay for saying that.

One who laughs at boobs...

will cry because of boobs!!

It's heavy! Its heavy!

My head feels so heavy!

How's that?

I can cover you with even more boobs.

No, please!

Stop it!

I'll do it!

I'll do anything, so please take them off!

YOU MORON!

You have a death wish?!

Why, it's Ichiro!

You're Yuki the ghost's friend...

It's Seiji. Seiji.

So in other words, the ghost of this guy Orita, who just kinda snuffed it...

can't cross over to the other side unless he buries his face

in the cleavage of a woman who looks like Shizue-chan?

Is that what he says?

Yeah.

And when you refused, he planted a bunch of boobs on your head.

Yeah.

You idiot!

Who would believe a story like that?!

How can you be so interested in the opposite sex when you don't even have hair on your balls yet?!

You little...

Stop that, Seiji. Stop it.

Hitting a child is the worst thing you can do.

Why don't you believe me?

You saw Yuki's ghost, didn't you, Seiji?

It's no use.

That guy has no learning ability.

Shut up!

Oh well, truth or not, it doesn't matter.

I got it.

Either way, if it's as simple as that, I'll do something for you.

How great, Ichiro!

Okay, I'II leave it to you then, Kiyomi.

Just take off your clothes and grant his wish.

It'll be fine, it's not like you're losing anything.

No!

If his story is true, then it's really creepy.

I'm sorry, but he says it's no good.

Neither her face nor her body meet his standards.

What?

Who knows how many men might have had their way with her.

However much she bares her dirty, at most 20-point body to me, I won't be able to pass on.

I am disgusted by the history of your flesh.

Kiyomi, he says you only get 20 points.

What was that?!

You! You! You!

- It's not me that said it! - You! You! You!

It's not me that said it!

Stop it, Kiyomi!

Hitting a child is the worst thing you can do.

I'm so pissed!

I don't know whether he exists or not,

but I absolutely hate that Orita!

I think 20 points is pretty good.

My mom only got 3.

Geez. He's asking for too much.

What the hell's with Shizue-chan anyway?

That's right!

Oh, it's Seiji-san! Sign: Club Star

We're not open yet.

I know. I know.

Is Shizue-chan in?

Shizue-chan is on the second floor.

I'll let myself up for a bit then.

Who are you?

Me?

I'm Megumi.

I'm Mari.

You're cute, aren't you...

Come on.

Shizue-chan, you have a moment?

You want something from me?

Yeah, I'm sorry. Actually...

Exactly what part of her is like Shizue-chan?

She's extremely unpleasant.

She wont do, either?

Of course not!

You think I'm the kind of man who could pass on with a cheap woman like that?

She has no class.

That makeup.

That outfit.

She's not cute at all.

Really?

What's with that glare?

She has absolutely no purity, and probably no manners either.

What a disappointment.

I see.

He was abandoned by his parents as a child.

Poor thing. He doesn't know the feeling of a mothers breasts.

He doesn't know their warmth.

Dammit.

Such parents really exist.

And he's probably being treated really badly by the folks who've taken him in as well.

Yeah.

Look at those lumps.

He's all beat up.

All right.

Leave it to me!

All right!

You gotta be kidding me!

Stop it!

Stop it!

S-Stop it!

Come here, little boy!

Umm... It seems it's an absolute no-go.

Thank you for the offer, though.

Don't be silly.

There's no need to be shy.

Come on now.

But he says your glare is scary and he's disappointed, and it's impossible-

- But he says your glare is scary and he's disappointed, and its impossible- - Let's go!

There, there.

You're such a good boy.

Just pretend that you never had a mother to begin with.

You should just forget a parent who abandons their child.

Okay? Just forget her.

Shizue-chan!

That's enough! That's enough!

You shouldn't ask weird things of Shizue-chan.

She was abandoned by her parents, too.

Ichiro!

Ichiro!

- Hang in there. - Ichiro!

Wake up, boy!

- Wake up, boy! - Hang in there!

Hey!

He's completely out.

Geez, what's wrong with you?

You shouldn't skip school!

It's not like I skipped because I wanted to.

You're going to study a lot and show us perfect test results again, right?

No, I've decided to never ever study.

See, Mom...

If I only study, I'II turn into an adult who just likes boobs.

But even if you never do any studying men end up liking boobs.

Ain't that the truth!

It doesn't matter!

Anyway, let's just eat!

Let's eat!

Don't pretend you're sorry

I know you're not

You know you got the power

To make me weak inside

Girl you leave me breathless

But it's okay

'Cause you are my survival

Now hear me say

I can't imagine

Life without your love

Even forever don't seem like long enough

'Cause everytime I breathe I take you in

And my heart beats again

Baby I can't help it

You keep me drowning in your love

Everytime I try to rise above

I'm swept away by love

Baby I can't help it

You keep me drowning in your love

The ghost of an ex-bogus fortune-teller,

Mandamu Katarinu.

She says that the moment she died, her fortunes came true 100%

I wonder if it's true...

She's asking me to help a person who she fooled in the past with her bogus fortune-telling.

And I've agreed to become Mandamu's apprentice, but...

Y-You're not lying about the feast, right, Katarinu?

It's not Katarinu! It's Catherine!

MADAME CATHERINE It's not Katarinu! It's Catherine!

Catherine! MADAME CATHERINE

MADAME CATHERINE