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I don't like him.

Huh?

What's up, Acchan?

I just don't like him.

What a surprise. Yet another thing you don't like.

What is it now?

Increased taxes? The Olympics?

No! I'm talking about that pretentious four-eyed jerk.

Oh, the guy in our class?

Sakamoto, was it?

He's kind of a stuck-up bastard, isn't he?

Yeah, he's kind of annoying.

Every move he makes pisses me off.

All the girls are crazy for him just because he's kinda good-looking, too.

That's what bothers you?

Well, that's what matters.

No! I meant...

Don't worry, Acchan. You're a pretty good-looking guy yourself.

Huh? Really?

W-Well... Your blond hair looks pretty cool, too, Kenken.

Yep, yep.

Well, Mario, that manly topknot is pretty awesome, too!

That's right.

Y-You think so?

Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto Right after this!!

In Class 1-2 of Gakubun Prefectural High School,

one student had the entire school's attention from the very first day.

He's stylish carrying out class duties,

he's stylish at lunchtime,

and he's even stylish when sent to stand in the hall.

Every single move he makes is...

Cool!

Cooler!

Coolest!

He lives an overwhelmingly cool, stylish high school life,

and his name is...

Haven't you heard? I'm Sakamoto.

Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto

Class 1-2, Sakamoto-kun

All set.

Here he comes!

Hey, you guys...

You shouldn't do things like that.

Huh? Oh, shut up.

We're just playing around.

But...

Want to take his place, then?

He's coming!

Good morning.

He caught it!

Damn you, Sakamoto...

Boys

Here you go!

How's that? You awake now?

My goodness.

A rain shower, eh?

Class 1-2

Oh?

What's wrong, Sakamoto?

Your desk is gone?

Sakamoto-kun, you can share my seat if you want...

No, sit next to me!

No, me!

No, me!

No...

Don't worry about me.

I'll be fine right here.

Hey, Teacher. Go ahead and start class.

Uh, all right... Turn to page 176.

God, he ticks me off! He's annoying as hell!

What middle school did he come from?

He's gotten too much attention from day one.

Ugh, I can't stand it.

Well, then...

Why don't we give him a beating for real?

Sakamoto-kun...

Hey, uh... Well...

The teacher wants you to help him prepare for tomorrow's class.

He said to come to the science prep room after school.

Science Prep Room

Pardon m—

Hey! Don't let him struggle!

The faculty room is right under us!

Thanks for dropping by, Sakamoto-kun.

What middle school did you go to?

Don't think you can get cocky.

I went to Innocence Private Academy.

Inno... Never heard of it!

Well, that probably means you're not connected to any dangerous senpai...

Good. Let's take our time and have some fun.

A hundred knocks to the face!

Now, don't be in such a hurry.

We can throw some of these chemicals on him and do an experiment!

Oh, good idea.

We can strip him down to just socks, and send a photo to all the girls in class.

That's it!

Aren't you lucky?

You get to make your debut as a pervert.

You scum...

Hey, I like that look on your face!

Better take a picture.

Huh?

I smell something burning.

Whoa!

Why?

Crap! The cigarettes!

Damn it, what a pain!

Ow!

We can't deal with this! Let's get outta here!

Huh?

It won't open! Son of a bitch!

Who's out there?!

Open the door! I'll kill you!

Acchan, use your phone!

Huh? Oh, yeah!

Hayabusa-senpai will come save us for sure!

I left my phone in the classroom!

Me, too.

Damn it!

My battery died...

What do we do now?!

Hell if I know!

Senpai!

I know!

There must be some chemical that puts out fire!

Picking randomly will get you burned.

How the hell are you so calm?!

Do you realize what's going on?!

We're locked in here and we might die!

My goodness.

You boys sure are raising a big fuss.

Step aside.

Secret technique...

Repetition Side Step!

Repetition Side Step

What... is he doing?

Wait! He's creating a breeze by moving rapidly back and forth!

Are you... Are you actually...

trying to put out the fire with that breeze?

You've gotta be kidding me. As if that's gonna work.

No, look at his eyes.

There's not a trace of doubt.

And I think the flames have weakened a bit!

I-It sure is noisy upstairs.

I'll go check it out.

Come on! Is that the best you can do?

I could ask you the same. You're clearly short of breath.

Don't underestimate my sprinter's legs!

Can you track the afterimages I leave behind?

Please don't disappoint me.

What's going on?

Hey! You guys...

What kind of ritual was that, Sakamoto?

Due to personal reasons, a fire broke out,

and we were unable to get out of the room.

I started making noise in hopes that the teachers

would hear it and help us.

He wasn't trying to make a breeze?

Did he just set us up?

And what were those "personal reasons"?

I was teaching them how to use an alcohol lamp.

It was all my fault.

Is that so?

It's good of you to help your classmates,

but don't use those without permission.

Come to the faculty room. You're going to write an apology.

My goodness. I suppose I'll go start writing.

And it'll all be...

in cursive.

What the hell is with that dude?

Was he just testing us or what?

Maybe...

But...

That was the best workout we've had in ages, wasn't it?

Oh, come on... Don't decide to come back on now.

I think... I'll make this my wallpaper.

Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto

What's wrong, Acchan?

You mad because Sakamoto got the better of us?

Yeah, he beat us.

Man, did he ever. Couldn't have expected that.

He beat us big time. We didn't stand a chance.

He beat us.

Yep, he did.

He sure did.

He beat us.

Yeah.

Yep.

He beat—

Shut the hell up! Are you gonna whine about it forever?!

Wait, Acchan... Did he steal it from you?

Huh? Steal what?

Sakamoto didn't steal anything.

You know what I mean!

He stole something extremely important!

Oh, yes! Your heart!

Sakamoto was so cool.

Yeah...

Pawn Shop

Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto

Class 1-2

Bee Quiet

Okay, everyone, look here!

This is me.

Wow, that's great.

You're so stylish, Sera-kun.

Yeah, I guess I do stand out.

But, as an amateur model, I just want everyone to enjoy fashion more.

So, do you wanna see how I accessorize over seven days?

Well, you wear a uniform every day, so not really.

Oh, okay, okay.

In that case, maybe I'll teach you

all the ways of wearing a jacket with a uniform...

Extra! Extra!

Did you guys see today's paper?

What? What is it?

Look here!

He's flying!

That's amazing! Tell us about it, Sakamoto-kun!

I think, perhaps, you've got the wrong person.

Come on! That kind of flying is something only you can do!

Why is he always the center of attention?

I can't stand it.

I'll crush him!

And what battle occurred in this era?

Japanese History

Who can tell me?

Yes, Sakamoto?

1837. The obnoxious Ohshio Heihachirou's rebellion.

You even included a mnemonic device. An exemplary answer!

Damn! He dodged everything I threw at him again!

Water...

That's out of order, man.

Do Not Use

Damn it!

Do Not Use

Take that.

I've had mine first.

Now, as for practice problem B,

solve it on your own by 3:30.

Damn it...

I try to crush him, and it only draws more attention to him!

What can I do to get ahead of him?

A bee!

Where?!

No way! Someone get rid of it!

Now's my chance!

If I can gallantly defeat that bee...

It's over there!

It's huge!

Whoa! It's a hornet!

That's seriously bad! Run!

Hey! Stupid girls!

Crap! That bee's after us!

Take off your uniforms right now!

Sensei...

Bees attack moving, dark objects.

I was attacked by hornets once.

I barely escaped with my life,

but there won't be a next time!

If you want to live, abandon your shame!

Hey, come on, you guys. Are you nuts?

It's just a bee.

Wow. You have no taste at all.

Pathetic.

I'm scared of bees!

Hey...

You're kidding me, right? Sakamoto...

Even at a time like this, you...

want to keep even the bee's eyes on you alone?!

Even if it costs your life...

Meanwhile, look at me.

No...

I can abandon my shame, but there are some things I won't throw away!

Hey, Sera...

You're not gonna...

I want...

to get attention, too!

Time out! Time out!

My goodness.

Between you and Mr. Bee...

Class is in session. Keep it down.

Wha—

Are you serious?! He's...

going needle-to-needle with the bee!

Now! Stab it!

Secret technique:

Manner Bee-ans!

Manner "Bee"-ans

Grasping Beans

Manner "Bee"-ans

Now...

Shall we resume class?

I can't believe it...

He's enchanted me.

You're so amazing!

Still, I can't believe you took on a bee dressed like that.

Just remembering it makes me...

You're hilarious, Sera!

I can use this!

Okay, everyone, back to your seats and we'll compare answers.

But after all this ruckus, I guess we'll never solve practice problem bee.

I've already checked my answer.

If I'm going to test this potential, now's the time!

Hey!

Were you so absorbed in problem bee that you didn't notice the bee?! Wow!

And that's why...

I've decided to go into comedy.

So, Sakamoto...

Please pair up with me!

At a temple, to meditate?

That would be prayer!

I humbly decline.

Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto

So, how long are we going to keep playing volleyball, anyway?

Dunno.

Dunno.

Let's just go home.

Yeah.

Next Time

I'm Kuronuma Aina!

I'm Class 1-2's idol!

All the boys in our class are into me!

I just turn on the charm a little, and anyone is putty in my hands!

Except for just one boy: Sakamoto-kun.

Sakamoto-kun, I'm going to make you crazy for me...

With my boy-seducing techniques!

I'd Rather Protect Than Be Protected

Psychological Techniques for Romance That You Can Use Today

Next time on Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto:

"I'd Rather Protect Than Be Protected" and

"Psychological Techniques for Romance That You Can Use Today."