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Leah?

Did you see my girlfriend?

What's that?

My girlfriend, did you see where she went?

No, the door was wide open.

But you didn't see her leave?

Our car is gone, and our dog.

You can't have a dog in here.

Elmo.

It's against the rules to have a dog in-

Well, he's not in here, is he?

Leah!

Elmo!

Come on, I bought you breakfast.

Okay.

What happened out there?

That wasn't wildfire.

No, arson. Guy fresh out of jail.

I guess he wanted to go back.

Wow. Okay, come on.

It's not under mom.

Cell phone won't work.

Yeah, thanks.

There's no landline?

Pfft, we're lucky we have power.

Where are you from?

LA.

Well, I am sorry about your friend.

If you wanna call the hospital, ask Jake over at Nicely's.

He's got a sat phone.

No, she was just here. I was gone 20 minutes.

Suit yourself.

Creepy, right? This place?

Yeah, I don't know how they're still open.

Sorry.

Oh, no, you're fine.

I don't know you, do I?

I don't know. Do you?

Why did you wave at me earlier?

I just saw you and waved.

It's not against the law to wave, is it?

Around here, who knows?

I do know you. We've worked together.

You're an actor. - I'm an actor.

Yeah. Props.

Oh, thanks. I've got a desirable look, I guess.

No, I do props. I'm a property master.

- Oh. - Or I was.

- Right. Yeah, yeah. - Shut us down again.

Whole industry's fucked.

What are you doing out here?

Vacation, I guess you'd call it.

Just wanted get away for a few nights, take in some scenery.

No, I mean, why were you sitting in the parking lot?

Waiting on my girlfriend. She disappeared.

Disappeared?

Yeah, she was asleep.

I went to the diner to buy her breakfast,

which by the way, since when is a burger-

I know, no one can get eggs.

I guess.

We had a stupid fight.

She says I'm selfish.

It's weird she left her phone.

Maybe she doesn't want to talk to you?

Great, thanks.

Was nice seeing you.

Cool, yeah.

Ugh.

It's Kasey, I'm her...

I just wondered if maybe she called you?

Leah, nope.

It's fine. I'm sure she'll turn up.

How's the weather up there?

Lousy, we keep setting new records.

How's it by you?

It's hot.

Well, I will let her know

to call you. - Take care.

Okay, yeah, you too.

What are you doing in there?

You working out? Nice.

What have you got?

Nothing, I even tried calling her mom.

It is hot as balls in my room. Do you have AC?

No, hang on.

Wanna go for a drive? Thought I'd check out Mono Lake.

Need some photos to post when I return to civilization.

Mm, hello adoring fans, what's new?

How's dystopia treating you?

Got to stay relevant.

Come on, come with.

Nah, it's all right.

Why not?

I barely know you.

I should be here when she gets back.

You sure she's coming back?

Fuck you.

Why don't you leave a note?

She wanted to keep driving north

to her mom's place in Montana.

The drive even this far was creepy as hell.

All those abandoned houses along the highway.

A hand-painted sign spray-painted on a sheet

that just says jerky.

Leah said we should buy some.

It wasn't even beef jerky they were selling.

It was like venison or buffalo or something.

Reminded her of home.

Careful, I'm from Montana.

You are?

Yeah, Billings.

No, I'm from New Jersey, but I've been to Montana.

Billings, Bozeman, Yellowstone, it's beautiful.

Leah's from Hardin.

Hmm. Okay.

Woo!

- Oh. - Pretty nice.

We'll see.

What do you mean, we'll see? You're seeing it.

Yeah, I see shrubbery.

Ooh.

Hey, yo, get a photo of me.

Right there, get in that background.

Landscape? - This is so absurd.

What does it matter if you post? Nobody cares.

Everything's on hold. - In the the US maybe.

No, everything, everything is on hold.

Here, come on. Let me see that.

I booked a job in Vancouver, I start next week.

Really? You have a visa?

You mean like a work visa?

I mean like a visa visa.

You can't just stroll across the border.

I'm sure my agent took care of it.

Hope so.

I mean, you're kind of a nobody.

Why would they give you a visa?

Because I booked a job.

Okay.

You're a dick, you know that?

No wonder your girlfriend left.

I'm a dick?

Stupid asshole.

Leah?

Elmo? Elmo?

Leah?

Hi, hi.

Come on, Hattie, come on.

Bye buddy.

Watch her just be sitting in our room.

I bet she's bored as hell. No TV, no internet.

Fuck.

You want a burger?

Just go.

So, what now?

I go to Montana.

Will you take me? It's on your way, sort of.

It's not on my way.

She's done this before, just split.

This time it's different.

She wants me to go find her, she laid down all the clues.

Okay.

Will you take me? I'll pay for gas.

I'll take you as far as Reno. How's that?

You can catch a bus from there.

Great, Reno.

Fucking hero's journey.

Go find her and bring her home.

You ready?

Yeah, let's go.

♪ Where in hell did you go with my toothbrush ♪

♪ And where in the hell did you happen ♪

♪ To spend last night ♪

♪ You left with my very best friend ♪

♪ Our dog Smokey ♪

That's a little on the nose, isn't it?

I didn't write the song.

It's Kasey, by the way.

What?

My name, it's Kasey

With a C? Isn't that a man's name?

No, with a K. K-A-S-E-Y.

Is that short for something?

Kathryn.

I was a Katie, and then I changed it in college.

♪ You made me take a ride in this Volt ♪

♪ To go to Reno ♪

♪ No you made me take a ride with this dolt ♪

♪ To go to Reno ♪

Just shh.

What are you doing?

Shh.

Seriously, what's happening right now?

Working on this character.

Trying to do some sense memory stuff.

Sense memory? I didn't realize that was still in vogue.

You wanna talk through it?

I was a theater major.

I've read Uta Hagen. All that shit.

I'll take that as a no, I'm gonna go pee.

My life is full.

I have good natured sons, a prosperous kingdom.

I must carry on without the love of my good Queen.

In years to come, it's me who shall be re-mem-ber-ED.

To make a collect call, please state your name.

Kasey.

Will you accept the collect call from Kasey?

Sure, right. Yes.

Max, hey, thank God. I was worried you wouldn't pick up.

Are you? Where are you?

I am on my way to Reno, to the bus station.

The bus station?

Where's Leah?

I'm not sure.

What the hell. Are you okay?

Would you mind, could you just

go over to the house and double check?

I don't want to get

in the middle of this. - What do you mean?

At what point do you just,

at what point do you just stop?

Did she tell you to say that?

- No. - Life... is full.

You need to reassess, like-

Like what?

I don't know.

Max?

Uh-uh, just leave me out of it.

♪ I never thought I'd see ♪

♪ The end of the world ♪

You know? I could just let her go.

I can catch a bus back to LA, get back to my life.

♪ And where are all the zombies ♪

I do have my own life.

♪ Where's the abyss? ♪

No, she left her phone, her meds.

She's not just ghosting me, something's wrong.

♪ My... ♪

I have to go find her.

♪ ...own... end of the world, th- ♪

Huh.

What happened?

We ran out of gas.

I plugged it in at the rest stop,

but that only bought us half an hour.

How much cash do you have left?

I don't know, maybe 80 bucks.

Okay.

Why can't we use a card?

That might be an option.

Might?

I had trouble back in Lee Vining,

none of my cards worked.

My card worked at the motel of doom.

Well, yeah, they just use that ancient slider thing.

They didn't have internet.

That's why I stayed for three days,

but now I need to get online and need friggin' gas.

Yeah, and I need a friggin' ticket to Hardin.

It's not too bad of a walk.

Gives us a chance to bond, talk.

Hey, not now.

All right.

Oh my God, it's a bus station.

Is the whole world cash only? Why didn't you warn me?

I tried.

You did not try.

Let's see how much a ticket costs.

Wait.

- Hello? - Hey, Kasey, one sec.

I don't think this is a safe-

- Hello? Anybody? - Kasey, okay, wait.

Hey, hey, hey. - What?

Uh... So this has been nice, right?

Really?

I haven't, it's been a while,

I haven't hung out with another person in a while.

I just mean, I'm out of practice.

Anyways, it has been nice.

What are you doing?

Nothing, I'm just, just explaining.

Hello?

Okay, I have to tell you something.

What?

I lied.

I embellished, I don't have a job lined up.

You're not playing a king?

No, no, probably not.

My agent leaked me the sides a week ago.

She wants me to stay limber.

She thinks maybe they'll let me self-tape.

Okay.

But I'm still heading up there.

Dude, you will never get across the border.

I'll figure it out.

Anyway, Hardin's not that far out of the way.

What are you saying?

Don't be a dick.

No, I don't understand.

I'm saying I'll take you to Hardin.

Don't you want a ride to Hardin?

I don't know.

Well, for 80 bucks, I can take you straight there.

Hello?

Oh, can't we pool our resources?

I'll take you straight there. - Anybody?

Fine, I'll take you, gosh.

Ugh! - Don't even start.

- $30 for a gas can. - Oh my God.

$30 for this

friggin' plastic- - You sound like my dad.

30 plus tax.

5.29 for a gallon of gas.

That leaves us with- - 40 bucks basically.

Well, 42.

43 if you round up. - You can't round up, dumdum.

That's it, that's all we've got.

Can I hold it?

Excuse me?

Can I hold the money?

Sure, whatever.

Um.

Wow. Wow, wow, wow.

I'm keeping the singles.

You happy?

Yes, I am.

Oh, kind of got like a Noah's Ark vibe.

It's the end times.

Hey, look, a ghost town.

Maybe they have wifi.

Yeah, right.

I do need to get online, I have to email my agent.

I have an agent.

You thought I was a total hack?

No, I know we've worked together.

You did, you thought I was a hack.

Was it my accent?

I prithee, say it is not so!

No, you do a terrific Olivier.

I don't know who would want that, but-

It's a cool part. He's not just a good guy.

I always get called in to read

for like, the friend, a good dad.

A good, like, boring boyfriend

someone is cheating on. - I would never peg you

for a good boyfriend.

I can see maybe like a doctor or-

Oh, because I'm Korean?

No.

I was a doctor.

What?

I was a doctor, I have an MD.

And you gave that up

to be an actor? - I'm an actor now.

I make a living as an actor.

Okay, if you say so.

Geez, you're a dick.

No, I'm damaged.

Busted.

Got to stay relevant.

Where have I heard that before?

No... so dumb.

I thought "I have to send a pic to Leah."

Well there's no wifi. There's no one here.

Shocker, the ghost town is deserted.

It was worth a try.

I guess.

Leah loves this kitschy shit.

Any weird roadside attraction, she will make you stop.

She dragged me out east one time, like 90 minutes

just to take a photo with those big dinosaurs.

The ones from Pee-wee's Big Adventure,

there's a Brontosaurus and a T-Rex.

Okay.

You don't have a...

Girlfriend? No.

You're better off.

There was a girl I thought I'd end up with.

Woman.

Sure. She's a doctor.

That makes sense, since you are a doctor.

I am.

I believe you.

Yeah, when I started taking acting classes,

that's when it fell apart.

We were this thing, this couple,

we knew exactly who we were.

And then I'm trying to explain to her,

actually, I'm someone else.

So, yeah, I broke it off.

What do you get when you cross 50 male deer

with 50 female pigs?

I don't know.

100 sows and bucks.

Dork!

Yeah.

Can we get out of here?

Yeah.

Oh, what show were we on together?

I know we worked together.

Yeah, we did.

It's bugging me.

Was it "Big Dreams?"

Were you day player? - No.

Not that super low budget thing we shot out in J-Tree?

No, it was a commercial.

Kaiser Permanente?

Yes.

You played a doctor.

Yes.

You quit your actual doctor job

to do a shit, Kaiser Permanente?

I've done a car commercial too.

Oh man, that's too good.

You can't write that stuff.

Ha ha.

♪ My feet have been stuck in the sand ♪

♪ Since I can remember ♪

♪ I don't know if I understand ♪

♪ Why I can't surrender ♪

♪ The tides ♪

♪ Have hypnotized ♪

♪ My mind ♪

♪ Am I alive ♪

This is bleak.

Yeah, it's pretty bleak.

You regret it?

What, leaving medicine?

No. Well, yes, that was stupid.

I don't know, do you feel like you

fucked up your priorities?

No, I don't.

Leah's been wanting to move, for forever.

Well, since... before.

♪ I wish I understood ♪

I met her on my very first gig,

like two weeks after landing in North Hollywood.

I was the dorky newbie PA, and she was the stand-in.

♪ I wanna touch you on your golden arm ♪

She was so beautiful.

I couldn't believe she was flirting with me,

never mind like just talking to me.

I was gaga, like... bad.

I would've done anything for her.

Anything?

And now, still feel that way?

Kind of. That's the sucky part.

I mean, why does she get to decide where we live?

That's not fair, I built a career in LA.

I worked my ass off, finally joined the union.

I'm not ready to give up. Is that selfish?

Eh, I'm selfish too.

What the fuck would I do in Montana?

You sure she's worth it?

♪ It's been a few days since I heard from you ♪

Nevermind, don't need advice from you.

Fuck. - Nice.

Wow.

Excuse me? Excuse me, stop it.

What are you doing? I'll take a photo of you.

Hold on, hold on.

Do you wanna take your shirt off?

It might be a good- - Yeah?

- I'm joking, oh- - You're getting it.

Oh my.

Hold on, just, hold on.

You're embarrassing as fuck, I'm done.

What?

There's enough there.

That's not bad.

Yeah, I'm a good photo taker.

You had a good model to work with. I'm just, you know?

Any luck? - No.

Nothing, nada.

All right, screw this.

I'm gonna go ask her, try to reboot or something.

Put a mask on, what are you doing?

Seriously?

Yes, seriously.

You're gonna be all strict about masks all of a sudden.

I at least wear this.

- Happy, satisfied? - Yeah.

- Feel safe? - Yeah, it looks good.

- Hey, what can I get you? - Hey.

I'm having a little trouble with the wifi.

Yeah, it's kind of finicky.

Hey, no.

Hello, Leah?

How?

Moisturize, otherwise you get bar hands.

Oh, yeah, we've got to be careful.

My hands are super soft, feel.

- Oh, yeah. - Right?

It's working.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to derail

your whole trip, Kasey. - No, you're not derailing,

you're saving us.

I've really got to check in with my agent.

I've got a job lined up in Vancouver,

just waiting on the visa to come through.

Oh, when did that happen?

A few weeks ago.

- You have it lined up? - Mm-hm.

You know what? I can close now.

They're enforcing the new curfew anyway.

No one's gonna show up in the next half hour.

Sounds good.

We're getting close.

Okay, just tell me where to go.

Just a couple more blocks,

past the liquor store right over here.

Cool.

Close.

Do I just keep going straight, or...

Turn right up here. Sorry.

- This isn't so bad. - No, what did you expect?

For a second there, I thought you were gonna steal

the Volt and drive to Montana by yourself.

Nah, you have all the cash.

True.

- Are you coming? - Yes.

Oh, wait. Let me grab my guitar.

Hey, bolt the door, will you?

Yep.

There might be a frozen pizza. Help yourself.

Thanks.

Oh, hey, is there wifi?

Hello?

Great.

Full of fucking promises.

Who the fuck are you?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I was promised a frozen pizza.

That doesn't look like frozen pizza.

Yeah, I can, I'll refill it.

You're good, I like weed.

Hey, do you have wifi?

Melanie had said- - What brings you to Reno?

People don't usually stop here on purpose.

Shit, I forgot my

mask thing. - Oh, you're good.

- Okay. - You're good, you're good.

Okay.

- Wanna smoke? - Yeah, fuck it, I'll...

What is this?

How you do you do- - It's a lighter.

- There. - Yeah.

It's like a birthday cake,

you're lighting up the candle.

There you go.

Happy birthday.

What, (coughing), why does that burn?

You probably hit it too hard.

This is organic, I grew it myself.

I actually have a setup in the closet,

you wanna go upstairs and see it?

That's okay.

I have six plants.

So I guess there's no wifi?

Sometimes there's one bar

of cell service, depending.

Cool.

You're giving off, , really sad energy.

Me?

Why are you so sad?

- I'm not- - Wait, wait, don't tell me.

Don't tell me.

Someone died?

No.

I mean, no one I know

Someone's very sick?

No.

I'm training to be a psychic.

Training?

You have to have a gift.

Runs in the family. - Mm.

My grandpa's a Babalawo, my mom's a Santera.

It's the highest you could go as a woman.

Ah, sure.

But even then, it takes practice.

The bathroom?

Upstairs.

Occupied.

Okay.

I was just using the bathroom.

I'm going, I will be using the bathroom.

Hi. Hey, Kasey.

How you doing, bud?

Not great?

Yeah, I can tell. I can tell.

You're okay though. You're okay.

She's not a real psychic.

You took one hit. You took one hit.

You're fine.

Okay.

Cheerio.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I should have asked.

It's okay.

See, I knew.

Ah... you lost someone.

No, she lost me.

Can we try an exercise?

Hmm.

Do you have an object?

Oh, I don't. May I?

I don't know.

Oh, I'm getting something.

There's a baby.

An almost baby.

What?

She's wearing the flannel shirt

that she always steals from you.

It's so soft on her skin.

Like a cocoon, it makes her feel safe.

She's 10 weeks along,

maybe 12.

That can't be.

She's so happy.

Leah's pregnant?

Yep.

No,

not now.

How could she...

How would we...

The world is falling apart, everything is falling apart.

How could anybody choose to have a baby right now?

She didn't have a choice.

Well, she did because we're gay and...

You have to plan it, she would have to go behind my back.

She would have to...

She would have to find a donor from like-

Craigslist.

- What? - The donor came

from Craigslist.

You can't know that, you can't.

I think, I think I need a,

I think I got to do another hit.

I don't usually.

I'm allergic, so. - It's organic.

You know, a lot of folks who think they're allergic

are actually allergic to the fertilizers used by big weed.

Big weed? Oh.

Yes, big weed.

Excuse me.

Okay, I think I'm ready.

For what?

Let's talk to Leah. Let's do an exercise.

No, this is not how this works.

I'm not Miss Cleo, it's just a feeling I get.

It's just a feeling you get?

Yes.

- It's just a feeling? - Yes.

You don't know me. You don't know Leah.

You've never met her, you don't know Leah.

I've got to get to Hardin.

Hardin, where Leah is. Do you know where she is?

No, I don't, I don't know.

It's gone. - Try, just try.

Please. take it. - I'm sorry.

Do you know where Elmo is?

Elmo?

Elmo, your son?

Yeah, sort of.

Elmo's in Montana.

Look, I don't know how I know this, but-

Thank you.

Does that mean something to you?

Yes, that means Leah's in Hardin.

Okay, okay.

Slow down.

Maybe I'll just lay my head down for a minute.

Okay, good idea.

- I can leave in the morning. - Mm-hm.

I can be on the road by six.

- Okay. - Okay.

Okay.

I wanna try one more thing.

Kasey, (echoes).

Kasey, (echoes).

Leah?

Hi.

Leah.

Whoa, did that work?

Wake up, wake up.

Come on.

- Montana. - We should-

Oh, are we going to Montana?

Shh, come on, get up.

Mm. I need, like.

Something has died in my mouth.

Okay, let's get you some water.

Okay.

Here.

Is that safe to drink?

I don't know.

- It tastes funny. - Fine.

I saw Leah last night.

Oh, yeah?

She's pregnant.

Really?

Yeah, she's not showing yet though.

Are you high?

Yes, probably.

We need to get moving. Is this everything?

I don't know.

Come on, we've got to go.

I booked an audition, a real one.

They wanna see me in person.

- In Vancouver? - No, Calgary.

I knew they were shooting stuff in Canada.

I've got to be there Monday morning.

Okay.

Will you please get up?

We've got to go, unless you wanna stay here.

No.

Okay.

Give me that.

I get it, you have an audition.

- Shh, shh, hey. - But why are we sneaking

out of this place?

Give me that. - Let's just get in the car.

Yeah.

- Did you move it? - What?

The car, did you move it?

No.

You had the key, are you sure you didn't go somewhere?

You didn't move the car? - No.

Fuck.

I have an audition on Monday.

Yes, you said.

Fuck.

Mother, fuck.

Geez, calm down.

Calm down? Maybe you're not hearing me.

I have an audition. This is huge.

I've got to get to Missoula.

Missoula, I thought you said the audition was in Calgary.

It is, but I don't have a visa, remember?

Right, so why would we go-

There's a Canadian consulate in Missoula.

That's in Montana, right?

Yes.

Okay, Leah's in Montana,

Leah and Elmo.

Of course, Elmo's in Montana.

What do you mean, of course?

Elmo's a city in Montana.

Well, city, it's small.

I assume you knew that? - No.

Isn't that what he's named after,

your dog? - No.

I don't know.

Elmo's in Montana.

Well, we're not going to Elmo. We're going to Missoula.

How far is that?

It's all maybe 14 hours from here.

Except we don't have a car.

No shit.

What did the tepee say to the wigwam?

You're two tents.

That doesn't even make sense.

Oh, I'm starving.

Yeah, me too.

Oh, oh, oh boy.

That was salty.

That might have been a bad idea.

Might have been?

I'm gonna go buy a coke.

Give, it's my money.

We had a deal.

Yeah, and the deal was you'd take me to Hardin.

You don't have a car.

Maybe we should try the ATM at the liquor store.

Maybe it works.

I guess.

Where is my friggin' car?

Hey, shouldn't we ask them inside?

Oh, I can ask for a glass of water.

No, bad idea. That water was not potable.

Potable.

Potable.

It's a weird word.

Potable. Oh, I'm still high.

What did you smoke?

I'm not sure.

I only took one or two hits. Two.

And then she was playing my guitar.

Who was playing your guitar?

The roommate.

Oh, maybe she borrowed

the car. - Don't mess with me.

What?

The roommate?

Yes, the roommate, while you were off-

Okay, come on.

- You know. - Come on.

I'm not messing with you.

I didn't see any roommate.

Of course, you didn't. You disappeared.

Oh, what? I have to babysit you now?

No, that-

I leave you alone for one night,

and you- - Okay.

She said there was a frozen pizza.

Who did, the roommate?

No, the bartender, your girlfriend.

And?

And nothing, there wasn't anything to eat.

So you smoked PCP?

Don't be a drama queen, it was weed.

Awesome.

What did you do with the car?

Nothing, I fell asleep.

I don't know, she hypnotized me. She was psychic.

She told me stuff about Leah, and then I saw her.

You saw the roommate?

No, I fucking saw Leah.

I think I saw her.

And then she told me Leah was pregnant,

but she also told me Elmo's in Montana.

Great.

I really thought I saw her.

I had this vision.

Did the car appear in your vision by any chance?

No, the car...

The car did not appear in my vision about Leah.

You weren't there either, you know?

The whole world doesn't revolve around you and your Volt

and, like, sad little dream about making it in Canada.

And it's time to let that go, man.

Like, just, I don't know why you can't face it.

Why can't you face the fact

that your relationship is over?

- Hey. - Hello.

That's it for you? - Yeah.

Oh, we don't take cards.

Sorry.

Thanks.

Hello? Hello?

Leah? - Yes, it's me.

I never heard back after the first test.

Is it, or do you need- - No, I'm pregnant.

Told my girlfriend and everything.

Oh, how did she take it?

Not well, it wasn't a mutual decision.

Anyway, thanks for the sperm.

- Can I ask you- - This isn't Leah, is it?

How did she find you?

Did you like meet in advance? Or did you send a pic?

You know, the first time she had said that

if I had a brother, she would've wanted us to

...ask him, you know?

So the kid could be both of ours, genetically.

But I don't have a brother, so.

Okay.

We looked at so many photos of sperm donors.

I mean, we studied them.

You know, listen, I-

She said it had to be someone with freckles.

Do you have freckles?

What? Hey, that's weird.

- Just tell me. - No...

no freckles.

So what's your name?

So-

♪ Where in the hell did you go ♪

♪ With my toothbrush ♪

♪ And where in the hell have you been ♪

♪ For the last three days ♪

♪ You didn't even leave the cushions for the sofa ♪

♪ And now that I'm used to the couch, you left the bed ♪

♪ Where in the hell did you go ♪

♪ With my toothbrush ♪

♪ And where in hell have you been ♪

♪ For the last three ♪

♪ And where in hell have you been ♪

♪ For the last three days ♪

♪ You didn't leave a bar of soap ♪

♪ When you left me ♪

♪ And you didn't stick around to see the teardrops ♪

♪ On my face ♪

♪ And, and now I have to face- ♪

♪ And now- ♪

♪ And now I'm all alone to navi- ♪

♪ And now I'm all alone to navigate this maze ♪

♪ And now I'll have to face that we ♪

♪ Have parted ways ♪

We were supposed to hang out today.

I know, I wanted to.

I thought we could play blackjack at the Grand Sierra,

sneak into the pool.

You said you had nowhere to be today.

I know.

Come on, you got some news?

Yeah.

Can't be that important.

- I'm sorry- - Come in for a minute,

I'll make pancakes, bacon.

We'll find a bathing suit for you,

unless you wanna skinny dip, (giggles).

- Okay. - Yeah? Come on.

No, no.

Okay.

Listen, that sounds really awesome.

But I need to- - Hey.

I can find your car.

What?

I can.

- Okay. - God.

I just, I need to try something,

but I need you to come in.

Come in, come on.

- Seriously? - Yeah.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- It'll be a minute. - Okay.

That's my spot.

- Sorry? - It's my crate, it's my spot.

Oh, okay. You can have it, sorry.

You should try across the street, that's a nice corner.

It's okay. I'm kind of just waiting.

Uh-huh.

I think I gotta go find my friend.

Yeah, I gotta go find my friend.

Hun, are are you okay?

Yeah. Well, I've gotta pee really bad.

I shouldn't have drank that whole thing, it's kinda...

Oh, there we go.

Here.

Yeah.

Oh my God, I parked it behind the liquor store.

- You did? Why would you- - We were supposed

to hang out today.

Wow, I-

Liquor store.

No, I'm picking up something else.

Well, that's where I parked it last night.

That is so uncool. I thought it was stolen.

Well, you shouldn't leave your key lying around.

- Okay. - You should be thanking me.

I filled it up.

Asshole.

Why would you fill up the boy's car?

I really have to hit the road, so.

You do. Wait, don't tell me where you're going.

It's an odd one.

It sounds like...

Ooh...

Missoula?

No.

Well, that's where I'm headed,

Missoula. - Mm-mm.

It starts with a letter, K.

Calgary?

Canada?

Kasey? Is that what you're getting, Kasey?

♪ Glass eyes are common ♪

♪ But mine are liquid ♪

♪ Strange days will follow ♪

♪ Glorified and over ♪

♪ Hearts floating in outer space ♪

♪ We swear we saw it like yesterday ♪

♪ Summer's carousel are charmed things ♪

♪ My glass was sorry ♪

♪ I know that he tried to save me ♪

♪ He was grasping my whole life fully ♪

♪ She told me not to worry ♪

♪ He is nothing more than a body ♪

♪ I know that he tried to save me ♪

♪ He was grasping my whole life fully ♪

♪ She told me not to worry ♪

♪ He is nothing more than a body ♪

♪ He is nothing, nothing ♪ ♪ Nothing more than a body ♪

♪ He is nothing more than a body ♪

Melanie?

♪ Nothing, nothing, he is ♪ ♪ Nothing more than a body ♪

Alan?

I have a banana.

Hey, where'd you go? I've been looking everywhere.

You found the car? - I did.

I have something for you.

Check it out.

Thanks, I am starving.

That's paleo right there. You can eat the whole thing.

Uh...

About what I said earlier, I...

She's not worth it.

No.

Okay. Well, let's get you to Calgary, huh?

Eh?

Are you coming with me?

I'm getting the fuck out of here.

All right.

Calgary, why not?

I mean, they're gotta need props people, right?

What happened to your guitar?

None of your business.

Okay.

Mmm.

Do you want some?

No.

There's some elk jerky, I think, in the glove compartment.

Really?

Are you not a fan of elk?

No, I mean, you'd really share your jerky with me?

I'll share it with you.

True friend.

And?

No go.

What? What do you mean?

No visas, for either of us, there's no way.

I mean, even just to get a tourist visa,

you have to have a family member who's a citizen.

And then for a work visa, it's a catch 22 basically.

You can't get a visa if you don't have a job,

you're not eligible for a job if you don't have a visa.

But you are, you're up for a job.

Can't the producers vouch for you?

Sheila told them I could work as a local.

That's why I usually self-tape, but she said they were like,

"He's local, that's fantastic.

We'll bring him in first thing Monday."

See? You're this close.

Doesn't matter, I'm nobody.

You told me that three days ago.

I was a dick three days ago.

Well, yeah, but you weren't wrong.

It is over, I'm done.

I can go back to Jersey, move in with my parents.

No, dude.

I mean, if you wanna give up later,

that's totally fine.

You don't have to be an actor to be like

a valid human being.

Don't give up 'cause of some dumb thing I said,

or because you don't have a stupid fucking piece of paper.

So what do I do?

I don't know.

Wait, stop the car.

What if we rowed?

You're the expert on Montana.

Isn't there a lake up there that borders Canada?

Lake Koocanusa.

Yes, saw it on some travel show.

You want to steal this canoe?

Yeah.

And row to Canada?

Yeah.

Think what a great story you'll have

when they interview you for Vanity Fair.

Is that still in print?

I don't know, you know what I mean.

It'll make a great story.

It would.

They could do like the cover with me on the canoe.

Might be fun. And you're coming with me?

Yeah.

I'll only do it if you're coming with me.

Yes, I'm coming with you, God. what else am I gonna do?

Wait, should we leave some kind of note?

What?

I think we should leave a note.

Okay, leave them a note.

Good.

That would be polite, right?

You're gonna fit right in, in Canada.

Woo.

Woo!

Is this you working through it?

Yeah, I think so.

Woo!

Woo!

We just stole a canoe.

You're wild, you're an outlaw. - I am.

Let's go!

- Canada. - Canada!

Woo!

You're right, this will make a great story.

You want a picture?

Yeah, let's take a selfie.

Um,

- I can't go with you. - What?

I can't go, I've gotta find Elmo.

She's right, I can't raise a kid with her.

I don't want kids.

I want my dog.

I don't know.

I don't know what I want.

That's okay, you'll figure it out.

Fuck, I hope so.

Here.

You'll need this.

Thank you.

Maybe wait a few minutes to be sure I don't capsize.

Sure.

Okay.

Hey, what do you call a mushroom who buys everyone drinks?

I don't know, tell me.

A fungi to be with.

Hey, how good do I look right now?

You should get some photos of me.

- Lemme get- - These are gonna be

expensive one day. - Lemme get out my phone.

I'll autograph 'em when I come back, promise.

- Just paddle, just go. - Don't miss it.

Here, I'll look out. - You're ruining the moment.

Hero's journey.

Get it!

Woo!

Oh, wow.

♪ We were called sluts from the time we were five ♪

♪ And teased so fucking bad that we thought we would die ♪

♪ We were the girls in tight jeans who always walked alone ♪

♪ And rode our bikes late at night to avoid going home ♪

♪ We numbed ourselves out on peppermint schnapps ♪

♪ And super sized sundaes with chocolate sauce ♪

♪ We stole cheap locks from the hardware store ♪

♪ And put em up with butter knives on our bedroom doors ♪

♪ We ran so fast ♪

You can think about it.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Famebot.